Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "SVMMER of KVNT" (w/ Sudi Green)

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

This episode is the Olympics of drag. You're gonna love it so much, you're gonna have three. Putcha Hearts Up, because the fifth annual Summer of Kunt with Sudi Green (the third member of The Three) is finally here. Matt, Bow and Sudi discuss Bowen and Sudi's recent Eurotrip, and the episode largely examines vacation culture as a whole. Also, observations about British people when under heat, what happens when Wicked is British, and parents vacationing with young children come hell or high water. All this, Disney World getting dark, how anal sex can do a real number on your butthole, how Titanique is the best current theatrical experience in New York City, bad behavior as children, Drag Race All Stars and its upcoming grand finale, and how American McDonald's need to take more god damn risks. Publicists? Start your enginees. And may the best readers... listen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I think there's history happening right now. Current events are happening as we speak. And I just want to point out that Matt Rodgers has taken to the Las Culturistas Twitter and put out a call to action, which is to have everyone in New York City go see Titanic, starring Marla Mandel. This was truly undersold by all of our peers that had seen the show prior, I have to say that this is... Well, they were selling it pretty aggressively. And they were already selling

it aggressively, but I didn't know that I was seeing the show that would make me excited about theater again, period, point blank. And I say this, I saw it the night after i saw into the woods on broadway which was also fabulous but if i had gone to my head had to choose one show to see again in the damn heartbeat i would see titanic that being said sarah borrellos was sick but i got the leading lady of my dreams with marla mendel as celine Dion herself. This show is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

The music is unbelievable. If you were a Celine Dion fan, I feel like Wendy Ostefa, am I a Celine Dion fan? Where does my heart beat now? Sri Lanka. But you have to go see the show, Bowen. I'm imploring you.

I can't believe I didn't get to see it with you. That would have been my dream oh i mean it was it was it was unbelievable i'm so happy you went and gosh it just looks like the best time and i have been okay so matt and i were not aware of the marlon mendel colors of the wind video until very recently. And I showed it to our guests at the airport on our way to Europe. More on that later. But it is hands down the funniest shit I've seen in the last, in my whole life, I think.

It's one of the funniest things I've seen in my entire life. Did you know that that video actually appears in many a drag queen mix? Really? And my friend, our friend Dave Mazzoni, who I took to Titanicanic said oh my because i showed him the video as well before we went to give him context for what we'd be seeing

and he said oh i've seen this in a lot of drag queen mixes and now i know it's intentional and comedy i thought it was just some woman who was playing pocahontas in a production absolutely doing a bad job but no you everyone has to youtube marlon mindell pocahontas and then get your ass to see titanic if you're in new york period period period and saying it my sister how are you good i mean i literally just touched down back in los angeles again after what feels like months in New York and just traveling and now this is the first time sitting here just enjoying

the solitude, the silence the beauty that is being with just me and I'm loving it and living for it but I have gotten some culture, I mean Into the Woods fabulous, again like Titanic is the show you have to see if you're in New York but Into the Woods, a close second absolutely outstanding production um and uh yeah no i'm good i'm happy

to be home and how was your euro trip well i think i i would be remiss to mention it without our guests without bringing our guests in everybody just thing segue breed readers it is the fifth annual summer of cunt episode special how do we stylize this like

I know five five U M E R no no I got it or that is an option I know I didn't need to shoot that down

immediately sort of the sort of the clearest option but you did shoot it down immediately that's what you did can I pitch an alternative can I pitch an alternative

S V which is Roman numeral for five s v m m e r of k v n t like that i like that a lot it's not it's not it's not throwing the five at you right sort of backdoor you know what i mean it's anal sex version of it's alternative it's queer is what you've done absolutely oh should we talk about anal sex i don't i don't i don't think so let's talk about anal sex quickly before because i know our guest has dabbled in it but certainly hasn't done it don't speak for our guests no i will well okay she's i i distinctly remember her sort of exploring anal sex maybe i'm gonna put a timeline out of it about four years ago because it was a new pressure point her words not mine 2018 new pressure point this is right when kavanaugh got confirmed it was a hard time for hard time for the world and the culture it was

yeah i mean i think that might have been that might have led to that might have been the exploration do you want to talk about anal sex why what's on your mind i um i've had it recently and it really has done a number on my on my on my okay no let's be transparent about that you have it let's be transparent about this i had it i had it in my own house okay do you when you bought them do you get that weird feeling of like needing to pee but like but you don't actually need to be it's just that weird feeling of like needing to pee but like but you don't actually need to be it's just that your prostate's been so stimulated but i think it's the i looked it up it's the angle it's not you gotta get it at the right angle otherwise you're gonna get your prostate inflamed and then you're gonna feel like you need to go to the bathroom all the

time but you but nothing comes out because nothing's there well one thing i just want to say which is sort of an a to c off what you're saying and then we'll return right back to it but after you have sex go to the bathroom pee pee pee after you come you have to pee seriously don't go to bed that's how you get a uti so that's one thing two absolute angles are a hundred percent of thing like i actually think when i'm when i'm riding a dick bottoming i feel like a damn porn star. When I'm on my back, it feels very painful. And sometimes you can really feel

not so good in your peepee. You said that out of a medical textbook, my friend. Grey's Anatomy. Grey's Anatomy. Anyway, it's Summer of Cunt 5. And our guest is truly one of the three.

I mean, you can't even talk about the three without talking about the guest. You really can't. I guess there's just the three doesn't exist without her. It truly is the three. And you know her, you love her. Unless you don't, she is one of our very best friends.

She used to be a writer at SNL. She wrote on this past season of I Love That For You. A great show. A great show. She's all around an icon, let's say. Has now relocated. We're going to hear a little bit about that, I'm sure. And has just completed a Euro trip with Wenbo and Yang,

a co-host of this very podcast. And there's much to discuss. And I'm so happy. I can't wait to hear all about it. I really can't. I'm so happy to bring her into this fold. Into Summer of Cunt 5. I have a good feeling. There's always some truth and honesty. Such a good feeling.

Well, we hope so, right? We really hope there's going to be truth and honesty in this one. We do. Big smile on my face. Big smile on my face. Really quickly, I do think Matt and I should announce our spinoff series on instagram live they are officially called the honesty zone it has no affiliation it's called the honesty zone it has no affiliation officially with las culturistas but it is me and matt usually yes we're both super honest about everything going on and not afraid to talk about any subject that's true now without further ado please welcome our esteemed guest for the

fifth annual summer of special welcome yes hi hi hi my friends i can't believe five years five years five years of cunt can you believe it five years of cunt our cunt is returned our cunt is going to kindergarten turned our cunt is going to kindergarten our cunt weighs about 40 pounds our cunt is like repeating you know curse words we say you know it's just like the cunt is learning. And then you're like, it's okay. They're going to watch it on TV anyway. My cunt can't read yet. What about yours?

My cunt is really ahead of his reading level. He's reading at a sort of fourth grade level, I would say. Reading goosebumps. Can we actually, can we actually, I was going to say, I was going to say my cunt has been given the finger in class.

Can we actually say, was that, this is, this is a good round robin. Was there a thing that you started doing at like age five that was troublesome that maybe had to get a note sent back to your parents? Or did you have a quirk? I want to hear everyone's five-year-old quirks. This being the fifth birthday of summer of cunt i'll start by saying i started saying the words damn hell and ass and giving the finger to my classmates and my kindergarten teacher mrs smith had told me she said she gave me a note and she said this is a note to tell

your parents how well you've been doing in class go home and give it to your parents and i went home and gave it to my parents they sat me down on the bed and read it to me and it was my teacher telling my parents how i had been saying the words damn hell and ass and giving people the middle finger that was fucked up that's actually subterfuge where'd you learn it okay that's the question mr smith and that was my fucking hardcore teacher teacher i have an answer oh okay my behavior unfortunately was pulling down my pants and like flashing people at like oh my god not in school but like at like you know like you know when all like the chinese families would get together i think i got in trouble a couple times it was it wasn't that often but there were at least two times when like someone like my parents had to pull me inside be Chinese families would get together. I think I got in trouble a couple times. It wasn't that often,

but there were at least two times when someone, like my parents, had to pull me aside and be like, you can't do that. Right, because you can't. Now, do you think this was about you wanting to show people your hiney, as we called it?

No, it was dick forward. It was penis forward. You wanted everyone to see your penis, your little penis. And my hiney, too. It was both. I was versed. I was versed as a five-year-old. Kids don't like clothes.

Kids don't like clothes. Kids don't like clothes. They just are like naked all the time. Please. Thank you. Yes. I think that tracks for both you and I, Bowen. I'm surprised, Bowen, you have one because Bowen and I's narrative is that we were very well-behaved kids.

I wouldn't say I wasn't a well-behaved child. You don't say I wasn't a well-behaved child. You don't have one. There was nothing about you that was sort of unique or special. I don't remember. There's nothing else out of the beaten past that would like set you apart as like an interesting child? I mean, in kindergarten, which I guess is like five,

my favorite color was black and I would wear a lot of black. That's so chic. But I mean, like I was really I mean boys are weird boys are weird and they do weird stuff and I just feel like girls are more socially advanced girls are normal

suddenly we're stomping around and the binary is very real here in the chat girls are normal boys are weird okay well that is the only binary that i subscribe to is yes is that is that but what bone do you remember um when there was like we were at popperla our our musical i mean we don't even have to explain at this point the sketch group that we all used to be in we were waiting in the charleston airport and matt you and amanda sheckman and i'm pretty sure like tessa scara we were all sharing stories of when you were nightmares to your parents and like

would throw tantrums and i would do this and i would do that and you were sharing story after story and bone and i turned to each other and I go, I never acted like that. I was a very well behaved child. And you were like me too. We talked about being children of immigrants. It's white devils. White devils. I will come clean though and say that I was certainly a problem

child in some aspects. I was giving, I was yelling at my parents but that's because they were acting crazy too. Yeah, for sure. And I like was smoking weed in every corner of my hometown, like from about like 16 on. So,

you know, see, and I didn't touch the stuff. I didn't even touch the stuff. Okay. I didn't touch stuff until, until college when Sudi Green famously introduced marijuana into my life. Did you, you introduced it to Matt? You're the one. I smoked him out for the first time. famously introduced marijuana into my life. Did you

introduce it to Matt? Yeah, I smoked him out for the first time. That was kind of my thing. Wow. I was a lot of people's first. She got me in a room. She cornered me. She very much cornered me. She barricaded the door and she forced me to do something that made me feel uncomfortable. I Louied you.

I Louied you with weed. And I've never been the same. The way you took to it. Oh, it became my favorite thing. Well, I have, I'm a classic Pisces with an addictive personality. I'm actually sitting here,

literally, I've started to feel physically itchy that I'm not getting stoned because there's weed right there. Should I? Well, can I tell you? Yeah, do it. Why not?

Do it. Why not? Do it. Why not? Are you not going to? I'll take a little edible. No, I'm just going to pick up my sister from the airport after this. Oh, that's right.

Sudi doesn't smoke weed anymore. She doesn't watch Housewives anymore. She's suddenly like, you know, very different. I know, I've changed. She's very different. I do watch Housewives,

just not really. You know what I mean? Wait, Sudi's not on Be Real anymore. That's the biggest change. That's the change that affects me most immediately in my life. I'm not on Be Real and I just skipped two days and now I don't even get the notifications which is what I like about Be Real. I

stopped Be Real because it was still making me feel bad. Really? Yeah. I just saw a couple of posts and I was like, well well i'm jealous of that well bleep blop blue well you shouldn't be following those people then that's what i like about be real is that it can be such a cultivated atmosphere where it's just like i've kept my circle on be real so small so it's just the same idiots doing the same shit i will say the one thing i don't love about it is it does just become if if you are having like a boring life for a few

days like it is just you sitting in the same room with literally the same window yeah wearing the same shirt like i i was embarrassed a couple days on be real when i was wearing the same shirt in a few pictures and i was like oh people don't know that i'm not even like washing this shirt no one's clocking it but then again that's the point that's the point of be real the point is to be real famously okay famously but i guess sudi's not smoking weed anymore but this is the thing sudi and i did not have access to marijuana that was two weeks such a bummer how many times on the trip were we like god i wish we had edibles right now and i don't like this narrative that i don't smoke weed

anymore i just don't smoke it alone in my house a lot anymore. Okay, superior ass. It's not a superior thing. It's like me being old and a sensitive nerd thing. Oh, I see. You know what I mean? It's me. I'm getting lamer.

No. But didn't you tell me that you've been getting more anxious after smoking it? That happened when I started working at SNL. I was like a functional stoner my entire life. All throughout my early 20s, I started working at SNL, smoked the same weed at night. My heart is like in my eyes. You know what I mean? That feeling.

And then like, I think it was just like more stress in my life. I'm a big like weed activates whatever mood I'm feeling. So if I'm like with friends and I'm giggle Gus, then it's going to be giggle Gus. If I'm on vacation and I'm in Zen mode, then it's going to be Zen mode. It's going to be, I love to be like high on the beach. That's kind of, it's a vacation moment for me. But no rules, But no rules. Also no rules.

I mean, like, who knows? Who knows? But there were so many moments on this trip where Sudi and I were like, God, I wish there was me to like enhance the experience. Okay. So, and you've mentioned the words, the trip, and this is what I'm interested in. So I purposely was not like bugging you guys a lot because I knew you were having a fabulous time and we were in different time zones. So I never knew when it was like dinner time etc and I knew you were having a fabulous time from the photos that were shared and just really I'm going to say it the word

the vibes that I was feeling it felt like a very good vibe it was a good vibe so I want to know highlights if you had to pick like between three to five like highlights stories moment I want you to share with not only me, but also the readers of the podcast about what we're going to call Sudie and Bowen's big trip. Okay. Sudie, do you want to start?

Okay. Well, first of all, I have to say that 1,000 times we said we wish Matt was here. Yeah. And you did send me a picture of a cocktail that I would have enjoyed. Honestly, most of the time it was when we got a cocktail because

okay we were this will be my number one highlight because it involves you because this is something i wanted to talk about on the pod because it's something that you said that now runs through my brain rent free as a kid it's very funny it's, so. What is it? When we were in Mexico City, we were sitting the, first of all, okay. I don't think so, honey. When you guys talked about Mexico City on the pod, you did not mention Mo and I once. What?

You did not mention Mo. We absolutely did. It was inherent. It was inherent. You didn't say the names. You didn't even. It was a rager. We were with.

It was a rager. We didn't get into that much detail on mexico city i would say we just i think i think it was like the new year and we were like oh it was fun let's move on it was very overwhelmed by covid i'll say that oh yeah you had covid okay forget it i just had to get that off my chest um clearly i have been thinking about it um okay so when we were in mexico city on the trip that four of us were on we were sitting at this like bar in the middle of the day

kind of after shopping and Matt ordered this like special drink of the day which was like this mezcal cocktail that came in this like gorgeous it was purple and it came in like a little flower pot almost like a terracotta I literally remember that one I remember where we were drinking it I remember everything about that and matt the the waiter puts it down matt

drinks it and he goes this is good i'm gonna have three of these yeah this is good i'm gonna have three of these three and so every cocktail on this trip yeah yeah every cocktail on this trip i would drink and i go this is I'm going to have three of these. This is good, I'm going to have three of these. Because that is like, and you have to remember also, just to give people, readers rather, a glimpse into what that situation was. It was very much a daytime moment. So I feel that post-shopping on a vacation, when you sit down to enjoy an establishment, it's a good idea to have three cocktails if you're enjoying it it's just a good number because then it's like you're toasted you can go back and nap before

the dinner festivities or the evening portion of the day exactly exactly and i love you and i and i love that you're a little um you're an enjoyer. You're just like a consumer and an enjoyer. And it's like, I just love that attitude. You know when you're at dinner with somebody and they're like, I'm only doing one or whatever. So boring. Why limit yourself at the outset? I just feel like why limit yourself at the outset? That doesn't make any fucking sense.

You know who else enjoys me for that reason? Restaurants, servers, waitresses. The girls who need the economy to keep going economists love me for this economy presidents yeah people that people that closely watch the stocks people that run nations they love that i come to their nation and i buy their cocktails it's a cultural exchange it's anthropological what i'm doing. It's gorgeous. Okay, that was my highlight. Matt, Bowen. My highlight was... That can't be the highlight.

I'll do another highlight. I just want to include you, you know what I mean. Thank you. Highlight was having Celestium there in London. The two legs of the trip were London and then Majorca. Celestium happened to book a trip. Well, they heard

that we were going and they were like, I'll go too, actually. But don't worry about me. I'll get my own room. Our plans don't have to align exactly. Whatever. We can give each other space. I just want to go to see theater, they said. But then we ended up just hanging out with them the entire time we were in London. And it was truly a joyful, joyful moment.

It was bliss. Put your hearts up for Celeste. Put your hearts up. Put your hearts up. And then, okay, the saying is put your hearts up. Put your, put your. Put your hearts up. And you do the hand heart.

Like this? Yes. Put your hearts up. That's a Celeste EMTM. Put your hearts up. Put your, put your. It put your foot up it's really good it's really good so many so many phrases so many words entered the lexicon yeah like putcha the real housewives of salt lake City are back. I love that. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome.

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Okay, no, I will talk about this. Okay, so, I was, this did not happen on the trip, but then was will talk about this. Okay, so I was. This did not happen on the trip, but then was big on the trip. Am I telling the origin story of Neva Bean? Oh, Lord. Okay, well. I'm saying, is this okay to talk about? Yes.

A girl asked me, apropos of nothing, what Israel was like. And she said, what's Israel like? And she said what's israel like and i said never been because i was so shocked that she was asking me out of nowhere because i guess i have curly hair she went up to you yeah she thought you were jewish that's what it feels like but she's like a friend of a friend you know what i mean it's not like a complete stranger. And I'm like getting my soda. And she says, what's Israel like? And honey, I looked at her. Never been. Never been.

Never been. Heard a lot of things. Never been. First of all, even if I was Jewish, that is a psycho thing. Completely psycho. To say to somebody. Completely. That is crazy. Never been was huge.

Yeah. So actually kind of we went to Mallorca, landed in Mallorca. We say, oh, look at Mallorca. So beautiful. Yeah. Never been. Never been before. Never been.

Abiza. Abiza. Very close by. Never been. Valencia never been never been anywhere other than the resort

never been oh really was it ever a very resort heavy trip explain and describe the resort the resort in

Mallorca was in Porta Soller Soller on the northern coast along a cliff. A gorgeous

resort. Jumeirah. And we had one day where we left the resort to go to a beach club on the southern coast. Everybody told us. Every local told us, it's, you'll get a taxi back no problem from the southern

coast. We said, great. I booked a car to get us from the resort to the beach club, but I did not book a car on the way back because everyone said booking taxis is easy. And Sudi and I said, we believe you. Basically, long story short is it took us three hours to get back to the resort after we had left the beach club at 7 p.m. because we had to take the bus into the city. And then from there, basically wait about a half hour for a cab. It was truly... It was God's way of punishing us for having money and enjoying ourselves, which we deserved.

Which we deserved. We deserved it. It was like a fabulous beach club experience. Shout out to Andrew Law who told us a fabulous beach club experience shout out to andrew law who told us about this beach club and we're sitting on the beach and we're swimming in the sea for the first time and it's it's we're next to fancy british people and and gorgeous german women next to their gorgeous daughters i saw so many women in their 50s with their hot daughters and they were both hot and it was crazy and it was awesome very fun huh hairspray very von tussle very von tussle oh it was von

tussle and amber vibes everywhere two flat stomachs you couldn't tell one came out of the other you know what i mean yeah right right anyway so we go from this fabulous experience cut to us on the bus silent silent because i will say there was nothing more stressful than than being lost in a foreign country yeah that you don't know yeah you don't speak the language and you don't understand the transportation and it really was quite stressful. And I would say that Bowen was being father travel and he was on the directions

on his phone figuring out where we needed to go kind of every step of the way. There was a lot of huge father travel moments where he was just kind of like making sure that the family went this way. It was huge. I was happy too. That's one of my gay powers. There's one of my gay powers. There's a list of gay powers.

I think mine is tells time, quote unquote, but that also applies to like maps and travel and stuff like that. All three of us have our father travel moments. I feel like I was father travel in Mexico City and Matt is father travel in Disney. Yes. The city of Disney. The famous culture of Disney.

Yeah, I am father travel there. You could call me father travel in Orlando and Anaheim greater area. It's truly, I mean, but it's very meaningful, the places you are father travel in. It says a lot about you. It's love language being father travel.

It's very true. It really is. Was that the highlight? Did I say my highlight then? Does that count as a highlight? That was a huge highlight. Oh, Celeste. Celeste.

Shout out to Celeste. Celeste, the bus. The buses were air conditioned and they were clean. And that's shout out to socialism. Really made a difference, huh? Because Europe had a famous heat wave the days you decided to be there. Oh, the British faces in the heat this was fun that was fun they should not be they're not meant it's not okay for their bodies

their bodies the insides of their bodies are fighting what's on the outside and it's a battle and you're the equilibrium the battlefront is the skin and it's red and it's wet and you see the burns and you go this is why colonial colonization is bad like yeah no they shouldn't have been there i mean they shouldn't go to these places for a million one of the reasons exactly and it was bad i mean it was like 100 degrees 103 degrees when we were in london however i will say that like because bowen and celeste and i have all experienced that time in new york that is just like garbage you're on this you're on the surface of the sun and the sun is garbage like those disgusting weeks in the summer in new york like i'm not gonna it wasn't it was it was it was bad it was really high it was miserable to

walk around but we could handle it we had been there before some of these folks can't and some of these buildings can't because they're they're old and they don't have central air yeah i mean i think that was really the what was jumping out as the real issue was that they're just not used to it and that the buildings don't, are not built with the idea of withstanding that type of temperature and weather. But I feel like, yeah, I was never worried about you guys there

because I understand that you guys have been through the hell, hell hole, which is New York. There's no other way to describe the city it is hell i am very upset about having to return um okay uh i'm i i i really don't like it so and that's me saying at the outset of a of a journey there and i'll be excited to go in a couple weeks again but no you don't have to be hated at the end no i will be just because that's what happens right like that's that's everyone's relationship with New York. It's like, get me the fuck out of here.

And then, wow, can't wait to return to the magic of the city. Can't wait to feel that energy outside. And then you do, and then you're exhausted and tired and feel like a slug and crawl off the plane. Crawling. Okay, Sudi and i were talking about this we were like i was like what i don't i can't even really tell what my sister matt's journey with new york is in this moment like i'm like is it that he likes going there in the summer but like once the fall comes he like runs back to la would you know that no that doesn't make any sense okay yeah well tell me

well in july and august new york becomes unlivable yeah because of the humidity and the temperature that's when i hate being there unfortunately for me and my schedule in my life that is when i am there this year so i've been there all of june pride month and i think just like everything surrounding it just like really slapped me around. I also got really sick and I'm not all the way better. Still? Yeah, still. And I'm seeing my doctor on Thursday. But I'm like, and so like, I'm just like,

it's not a good city to not feel good in. You know what I mean? Like it's not comfortable. No, it's not comfortable at all. And so I've just been so looking forward to getting back here because it's dry. But actually in the fall is when i love new york and i would i would go as far as to say like september through december i find new york to be excellent magic and and very comfortable and

magical and i even i even count all the way through december for that because it's so much you know i mean christmas in new york is's so gorge and i'm christmas king so we do love to celebrate that it's every other month really except for that i'm gonna call it a 48 hour period in the spring when it's nice um because of say it with me global warming now we actually don't have a spring in new york we only have, dark winter that seems to go right into the depths of hell. I will say, both of you missed the spring this year, which was actually quite nice and quite extended.

It was like two solid weeks, but it is climate change, and it is like, oh, fuck. Were the British people sort of talking about climate change? They call it the climate crisis, which i love that's very good it's very good it would say over and over again it's so chic it's one of the

chicest words for the climate crisis that you can have can i just say full full out london is i think London is, I think, my favorite city in the world. Okay. It's great. I mean, I love it. Matt, what is this? Well, go ahead and qualify that. It's so lovely. And Celeste was pointing this out. There's accessibility and vegan options. Everywhere we went they were asked like if they had any food allergies

I'm just saying like it's like a very like polite place and like Sudi and I went to Bimini Bambu Lashes party oh really? and it was our only night out like in a queer space but it was everyone was so polite people were so nice I got bumped into

and like people were like making eye contact with me being like, sorry. Sorry. Would never happen anywhere in this horrid country. And I don't know. I really liked it. And like, there's just different, there's different things to do. Like, if you want nature, you go to Hampstead Heath.

If you want like something very urban, you go to, so like, there's just, there's just something, something for everybody. I really, I really loved it. It beat out Paris for me. I feel like you are going to be spending a lot of time there, Bowen. I just feel like it's going to be it's going to be bi-coastal but the coast is the other.

The coast is inland, babe. The coast is by the Thames River. That's what I'm talking about. And I definitely didn't call it Thames for one second well i corrected you i corrected you in such a nice way i just want to let everybody know i knew it was thames but i forgot how it was said when i saw it spelled which is a lot of things over there i know it really is scary i was so scared sometimes. It's Leicester Square, you fucking idiot.

I don't, I don't, I can't. That's, that's, that's a vulnerable spot for me. And I don't even want to go there. Not knowing stuff. But you, but Sudi knows British. Sudi knows Love Island. Sudi knows. Oh yeah.

He's cracking up with her now and I'm broke up by it all. What's the crack? It's the crack. What's the crack? I love it. What is the crack? What's the crack? I love it. What is crack? Crack is like, I'm going to say it's like,

it's like, what's up? Like, what are we doing? What's the party? What's the vibe? What's the crack? Grafton?

Got to put my Grafton boots on. Grafton is flirting. Did you guys end up seeing any shows with Celeste we were supposed I don't even want to talk about it because it's going to upset me okay basically Sudi bought tickets to go see the opening night of Sister Act

starring Jennifer Saunders okay and we were all so excited to go then Sudi gets an email the day of saying the show's been cancelled we go what and then they said you have new dates they said these are your new dates for the tickets and it was on the day of the heat wave so I thought oh maybe they're not doing it because it's 103 degrees outside

so I tried to call customer service to like confirm because it was a very confusing email and they didn't pick up and then in a panic because it was our last night we wanted to see a show we bought tickets to wicked which was good which was great but then i called the finally i got through to the people and they were like oh no the the show is still going on that was a mistake email and i was like well we already bought the tickets to damn wicked i wish we had still gone to sister act i don't know i have so i i can't even go there i can't even go there i can't even unfortunately we're already here and i have to keep talking about already here so so how was wicked talk about wicked i i'm fascinated by a british wicked so british wicked is exactly what it sounds like it's every but it's It's everybody on stage. I'm not that girl.

Literally, literally, literally, it's like in the diction of the singing. Because you know, like, you put on a Spice Girls song and they sing, they don't sing with the British accent. You know, it's like when British people sing, it sounds like American. Spice Girls aren't doing theater. It's actually Roller Culture number 30.

The Spice Girls aren't doing theater. But when you're doing theater and when you're taking a very well-known american musical and adapting it for the west end it is literally like um popular popular i'll help you be like what's a good example like um uh um so if you can't find me. Yes, exactly. Exactly, exactly. She slayed. It was crazy.

It was crazy. When she did it at the end, it was like, it was a clutching the hands moment. It was like, Celeste said, this is why you go to live theater because you're in the room with it. You're in the room with it.

She was really good. Really good Elphaba. Excellent Elphaba. Excellent Elphaba. Really good Glinda. Amazing Morrible. Incredible Morrible. I love when Morrible can really give. When Morrible can really give,

it can be an amazing experience. She was giving Greta a title, man. In a huge way. She was giving Greta. She was sitting and she was delivering. It was great. Imagine Morrible as stepmom. Yeah, it was stepmom energy. For sure. It was great. Imagine Morrible as stepmom. Yeah, it was stepmom energy.

It was stepmom energy. I thought the wizard was good. Fiyero was left something to be desired. It makes you go, oh, I wish I could have seen Mr. Norbert, you know? Or Nick Adams. I was watching the whole show being like, I wish I could have seen Nick Adams,

star of Fire Island, as Fiyero, as he once was. I had never seen Wicked before. That was my first time seeing it. You've never seen Wicked? I read the book, because I'm read the book culture.

Read the book culture. Yeah. The book is very different. The book is very dark. Elphaba becomes like a murderer, and there's like a Bacchanal happening. It's like really dark. The musical sort of makes it for kids, and makes it like, oh, she was picked It's like really dark. The musical like sort of like makes it for kids

and like makes it like, oh, she was picked on at school. But the book is like, the book is talking about how she becomes like someone who fucks the monkeys. Interesting. I don't remember her fucking the monkeys. Read it again, bitch.

Okay, bitch. Okay, bitch. Read it again, bitch. Did you read it, bitch? I started to. For me to know and for you to never know that's actually the expression that's for me to know and for you to never know that's that's really good anyway um i really enjoyed it i really enjoyed going it was a good time

and it really is at this point like doing wicked Sister Act sucks as a musical. You know that, right? Like, you didn't need to see Sister... Yes. But Sister Act is a musical. Sister Act is like, who cares? Sister Act is like two C-plus songs. No, I'm saying any super talented person is going to be a who cares in a bad show. Period.

And also, it's not like Jennifer Saunders is coming out there playing Dolores Vincartier. Well, the thing is, the choices were between Wicked and Ann Juliet, which is the Max Martin jukebox musical, which won all the Olivier Awards. Oh, I love that. And I agree with Sudi. I kind of wish we had seen that instead. Wicked, not that Wicked was, I still enjoyed my theater going experience, but would have loved to see something fresh. Because the thing that I said to Celeste and Sudi was, it is at this point such a thankless job to be in that show, to be in Wicked on the West End, like, you know, fucking like 20 years in almost.

Yeah, there was a million empty seats and we're sitting in front of a six-year-old boy who kind of has the squirms and has to sit on the mom's lap. Yeah, like kind of laying on two seats, kind of like, I'm bored. Truly like the audience giving them nothing, no laughter, no

anything, no applause except for obviously after Defying Gravity and like... It was very cruise ship. It was very cruise ship it was very cruise ship that's the vibe thank you and so that's what made me go i wish i was singing juliet like something where everyone in the audience is excited to see it on some level i mean i i hate to break it to you but like that's actually majority of stuff that's yeah you can pay to see now like i have seen a ton of stuff all all this year since i've been in new york like i sort of made it a point to be going to a lot of shows and i hate to say this but i didn't see anything really good until saturday night when i saw into the woods

and then titanic and then titanic the next night was like thank fucking god I was like that show deserves everything because it's just fun and it's also people singing and loving what they're singing and going for it instead of being like hi I'm out here and I'm really nervous

to be doing this I'm singing in a protected way and I'm just like okay like meanwhile like titanic they're like they're truly going for it like i'm really really really loving like and also it was in the old ucb theater like it's it's called um the asylum the asylum and it's just so cool what they've done with that space you could tell that everyone was like really caring about the show that was happening there and it was just really nice to see the space given the

love and also with performers that were loving being there and if you can go see it in that space it's really something special because that space is special I've seen some of my favorite art there going back all the way I texted Aaron Jackson about it I was like wow you really undersold Titanic I don't think I've laughed that hard in this theater since fucking identical

twins oh my god like i it was just so fun to be back there and like it is such a special space where there's so many memories and it's just nice to see something good there it's psycho when a theater is not a functioning theater which is actually so many theaters because theater is underfunded. But like, how many times have you performed in a place where it's like you show up and it's like, OK, well, we don't have the audience is fully lit and you're dark and they can't hear you. They can only see you and you have to scream the whole time. And it's like, okay, well, now it's my time. That is everything. That is everything.

Is there a place we can put props? Absolutely. It's backstage. But there's a lot of exposed nails. Okay. What's that smell? Decomposed rat? Got it.

Thanks, everybody. I want actually was when I worked at the Emmys, we were doing the opening number of the Emmys, which I've talked about. The show is one of the most traumatic events in my career. And one of it one of it was one of it was they said to us, people cannot enter and exit. That was seriously something that they said. They were like, people cannot enter or exit because the way that these like screens moved across the stage that was like their whole effect, it took like three minutes for them to fully open and close.

And so they were like, everybody starts on stage and is on stage the whole time. And we kept being like, yeah, no. And like writing entrances and exits. And then the director would be like, what are all these entrances and exits? I told you those weren't at the Emmys, at the place where they honor television.

I will say that I think that this is like a uniquely, Emmys aside in terms of like performing comedy or any kind of theater let's just say like any diy performance effort like doing it in the u.s is a nightmare usually any city you go to except i would say anytime that we've done stuff in Canada, I think it's been much nicer. Funding, baby funding. I know. No,

no, but that's what, but yeah, like as soon as you said that, I was like, Oh, that makes total sense. Cause in Canada,

like in Vancouver, Matt and I did an, I don't think so. Honey at the JFL West. And it was real, like, that was a great little rock venue, but they had like a green room with like a stocked fridge at least,

you know, and Toronto, it was through the sketch fest there. And like the theater, there was really nice I remember and like just I don't know it was like funded by the government and then like in Montreal for JFL it's all like such a better operation where like you wish

that you had this everywhere you don't realize how much nobody gives a fuck about anybody in America until you leave it for like one second like truly i mean like it's crazy how how uh how it's mad max over here in so many ways well it's like literally listen to us talking about how it's like isn't it a shame like the comedy theaters are not well

stocked when the fridge and like people can't get a monkeypox vaccine like yeah no like just zooming out it's like it's actually so fucked like i mean i i haven't been angry like this i think actually you know what it was like i was one of those fools that allowed like the first you know couple years now of like the biden's biden's presidency and like you know it feeling like like COVID was getting under control to allow me to feel less angry. And now I'm just fully, completely angry again. I guess it's like, you know, the January 6th revelations of it all. And also like the fact that COVID is now resurgent again, and that monkeypox is getting out of control and that the way it's being reported is that it's an STI when it's not. And, you know, the slowness to get vaccines out and get information out seems

extremely reminiscent of like the late 80s when they didn't really want to or throughout the 80s rather when they didn't want to deal with like it because there was homophobia and now it's like government officials are just so unafraid to talk about how they're homophobic like today like what's that fucking idiot lauren bobert i can't even believe she's getting real estate on this podcast but she said something like sodom and gomorrah is trending is that where they're having the 2024 dnc and it's like first of all you fucking idiot like she's trying to say something homophobic like if you actually read the bible the reason why sodom and gomorrah fell is because they were not charitable and were not hospitable, not because that there was gay sex happening there. So

like if you're trying to like say I read the Bible at LOL, you're like let me use my homophobia as a joke like you completely missed the mark there. But then again, she's a fucking idiot to begin with. So I mean, what's the point? But it's just like it's just getting so much more blatant

that they don't give a fuck about us. Well, yes and i think it's like obviously like their hatred of women is is now extremely apparent them vote 157 of them voting to like make it so that we can't have contraceptives in this country or like whatever it is i honestly like it's just so fucking crazy um but yeah no it's it's just been never more evident that it's hell here and it's what's been interesting is to at least see the generation like above me like like or at least two generations above me like my parents generation like i've seen like my dad acknowledge it now which is kind of like crazy like i think people that have like were even grew

up in like a baby boomer generation like who were like yeah well we're very free in America we have a lot to be thankful for are like nah fuck this American exceptionalism was never was always a myth anyway we don't have to get into it this is summer of cunt after all this is not what summer of cunt is about what is it about tell

us Bo in the fifth year of summer of cunt it is about enjoying enjoying after a couple of summers of Cunt, it is about enjoying, enjoying after a couple of summers of cunt that were tenuous. And Sudi and I kept saying to each other on this trip, and I believe this wholeheartedly, and

I know this sounds so disgusting, what I'm about to say, but Sudi and I kept saying to each other, we deserve this. Ew! Ew! I stand by it. No. We can cut it out. I just... No. Keep it in.

We deserve it. I had not had a vacation in like three years. No, you hadn't. No, you hadn't. It's important to do. It's important. It's important. Absolutely. I also think... You have had vacations, Bowen. You often don't think of them as vacations.

I don't think of Fire Island as vacation necessarily. We went to Mexico City together. You've had vacations. It's just that when you allow other things to be on your mind, they're not vacations. You have to bring a vacation mindset to the vacation in order to have one.

Which is why I say, I like this, I'm going to have three. See, I was not in that mindset in Mexico City, unfortunately. I wish I was. No, but I think you did a good thing for yourself, Bone, because you've been working so much and you were overwhelmed

and you carved out this time for yourself to enjoy the fruits of your labor and i think that that is beautiful and something to like celebrate and be grateful for and i think it's beautiful that you were able to enjoy stark contrast to her saying ew when you said you that you deserved it well that is me cringing at my own ass to wrestle with you know what i mean that's for studio well i think that that is we we did pivot from kind of america burning down to we deserve euro vacation and i just want to acknowledge that i just want to acknowledge those two truths

those can kill those are those are sort of corollaries to each other. I believe that they coexist. I believe they must coexist. I feel like I have trouble. I have two modes. I have full, like, bougie, spend it, I don't give a fuck, like, you know, I've made this money myself, like, blah, blah, blah, enjoy. And then that is always, always counteracted with, like, call the DSA. It's always both. I just don't, I don't know what is right and what is wrong.

I think it's some sort of balance in between. But, like, I can't help it, you know? Like, I even got sad. This is so lame, okay, what I can't help it. You know, like I even got sad. This is so lame. Okay. What I'm about to say. But like there was like an interaction that I witnessed when I was at that bone wasn't there for at the pool at the resort. Oh, yeah.

And this family had come with like a day pass. And then there was drama with the day pass. And then they were like, okay, well, you have to pay for a minimum for like you know each of the people that are here and it was and then the mom was like okay and then she went and like talked to her husband and then they were like no that's crazy and then they all left and they like packed up their stuff and left and it it bombed me out yeah that's so hard that was my family a million times when i was growing up sorry but go ahead matt if you don't know then they will take advantage of you and that like doesn't just happen in america that does happen everywhere in the world especially like a resort where it's like never leave you know what i mean like when we when bone and i were just

in the bahamas like you know they keep you there because they're very good at keeping you there and there's a lot that's all inclusive but you also have to a have the money for that and b know what to do with the money for that and have a plan like not like try going to disney world now without doing months of planning in advance just try it's just try to be try to be a middle-class family try to be a lower class family that like buys tickets to disney world and then gets there and then is confronted with oh well did you get on the app and did you make three reservations for dining six months ahead of time six months ahead of time or whatever it is and oh did you get on the fat if you don't have the if you don't have the app and you don't have the fast pass you're not going to get on this ride you might not even be able to nope get on

the line for that other hour-long thing that's two minutes long and is a show not a ride it's just like pathetic i mean like they've made it so much more expensive i just saw an article about it about how how they've raised the prices over the last 10 years it's crazy yeah it's so it's like but like okay this is the thing though like i remember going to disney as a kid and it being a really nice experience but it was like my parents like spending every dollar they had and they were they still like we did not stay on the property we like packed our own lunches going in lovely and. And it was still a great time. But I did even as a kid have that sense of, oh, the best parts are being kept behind some gate, right? Yep, exactly.

Like for another class of people. Totally. Which happens everywhere in a lot of ways. But it is, okay, but Suiting and I watched the Victoria's Secret documentary separately on the flight over. And I just finished the last episode today. It's a three-parter and I watched the Victoria's Secret documentary separately on the flight over. And I just finished the last episode today.

It's a three-parter and I finished the third part today. And it is this thing, and this is the thing that they talk about in White Haunt and that Abercrombie and Fitch documentary. It's like, eventually people will stop going to a place that makes them feel bad. And I just think that's also a pretty general rule too. And I'm like, and like, is Disney even going to be fun anymore for like most people? I don't know.

Well, they're there. The customer satisfaction has never been so low. And actually there's a lot of like dissent within like the, like really hardcore fan communities, because I mean the, the guest experience is just through the floor i mean it's really crazy and they've they've now designed this new system which is like the the genie plus or whatever which

you have to get in order to like have perks at the park and basically the way it's designed is to make it so that the lines are really really long so that you're not actually doing things you're off shopping like or you're off like, it's basically, it's designed to be more of a mall than it ever was because they're officially only, they're only about the bottom line. I mean, and that is-

You're paying to shop? Ugh. Essentially, yes. And then, so I remember like, I remember I went like to Disneyland like recently and it's like truly, it's over $200

like to get like a pass where on the weekend you can go to both parks so imagine you're a family of four right like that's like a thousand dollars right there just to get tickets and then if you want to get on the good rides you have to pay for this disney genie plus thing or whatever which is like um probably like 15 to 20 extra bucks for each of those tickets so that's even more and then to get on the good rides like the Rise of the Resistance ride that I still haven't been on. You have to pay $20 on additionally to even

do that one so it's like it's like now it's like $1,200 and then you haven't even eaten and you have to like make sure that you get a reservation if you want to get table service because there's not the space and like there's limited the space and like like there's limited uh kiosks for the food which is already super expensive not to mention like like

if you did want to buy merch or anything and lots of kids do like that's like up like way way way up there and then we haven't even talked about staying at a hotel which is like you know much much more expensive than it's ever been so it it's just like at a certain point, I think more people are going to be asking those questions or they're just going to lose out to their competitors like Universal, who in Orlando are now going to open another huge theme park within the next three years called Epic Universe. And that company still does offer perks like if you stay at certain hotels, you can use your hotel key as a front of the line pass so it's just like i think that disney is just not understanding that it's about the guests and their experience and but but maybe it's not it never has been maybe it's always been about the bottom line

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maybe I've talked about her on here before Angie Belmare who's this Canadian woman. I think you have I've now kind of looked into her business a little bit I'm pretty sure it's a pyramid scheme it's like fitness coaching and she has like coaches below her anyway um and she like lives on the property but it's like it's all a cult i mean like it's it's now i want to go to disney oh fuck well that's the thing is it's just like it's because we have expendable income and like

we go and we also know what we're doing and so it's not a problem for us but when you go there you are going to experience that thing that you experience at the pool how do people navigate it this is the other thing too it's like how do people i'm bad at that like i don't even understand my credit card points barely like how do people navigate the damn system that's that's a skill in and of itself right but well especially when the system is designed to confuse you yeah so you get so you get fucked up and you don't use your benefits not to be this person but i'm thinking of like a family like mine like 20 years ago going to disney and trying to figure all this shit out. Two immigrant parents who don't speak English as their first language

pouring over all this stuff and being like, what the hell do we do? And then you tell your kids, we can't go on that Star Wars ride because it's an extra $20 that we don't really want to spend. Then the kids are going to fucking... The kids are going to hate it. I don't know.

And vacations are where some of the top family fights happen. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. That is the time when I was in the Heathrow airport and there were a lot of families, a lot of kids. Like, I feel like the most kids I've ever seen in the airport. Everybody is on the naughty step.

It is. It is. It is screaming lectures. It is. It is. This is yesterday when you were at the airport yeah okay so this like this i was like waiting at a gate and it was actually like going to milan or whatever this dad has like this sit down with his two kids he was like mom and i are going on holiday come hell or high water. So if you're not, you know, they're on the plane. They have a rule that if adults and kids don't behave,

they won't let you on the plane. So I will call like somebody or whatever to come pick you up and mum and I will go on holiday if you don't behave. And the little girl starts crying and then the son goes, you're never gonna do that i love that kid you're never gonna do that so high stress and like and they're paying all this money to go to fucking italy and it's supposed to be like oh family vacation it's all bartering with your kid it's all like like, you know, unmatched expectations. You don't.

And then like the wife has to fuck him because it's vacation. It's not. It's just stay at home. You're on a trip. We deserve it. But everybody else stay. Like whenever I've been on vacation with a partner, it's like it's like ultimately traveling is so stressful. And then you get somewhere and it's like

okay right sex okay oh all right now let me just crack my knuckles and get in the vibe for this because sex all right yes sex that's something i'm excited about for sure for sure for sure i'm not tired this isn't too small um all right here we go people should definitely go on vacations in the first four months of a relationship even though i would say people think that's too early that's the best time because you're fucking so much because if you go on a vacation like a year or two in i mean like and you're not in a good place is gonna come to life yeah in a beautiful setting. I think everything besides moving in together should be

done too early so you can figure out what the deal is with the person early. I think it's a great idea to go on vacation early because guess what? If you don't travel well together and that's the thing that's important to you, that person is an abort mission. If you

need to be with someone that's patient, travel with the person you're dating to find out if they are or not. Because patience is the first thing to go. And also, the way people treat you when they're impatient or when they're stressed out. Say that, Matt.

Say that. Move fast. I love this. Move fast in all areas except something big. Like moving in together? No. Don't do it within like a year or maybe even two years. Like I'm at the point now where I'm just like, maybe people

shouldn't live together until they're married. Period. Like I'm like, I've never. Maybe not after. Maybe not. I was gonna say ideal marriage for me is like we have two different places. At the very least two separate bathrooms yeah I mean a lot of artists do that like Frida

and Diego perfect marriage I heard Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband two separate houses well two separate wings of the same yeah and Salvador Dali's his wife lived in a separate house and he had to make an appointment

to see her. And that was her rule. That was her rule. Amazing. I love that. Did you call my assistant? Then you can come see me, your wife.

And there's stories of him like being at the house and like waiting outside. She wouldn't let him in. Oh. Love it. I love it. She's in all the paintings.

My dream relationship. I think his dick didn't work. I's in all the paintings. My dream relationship. I think his dick didn't work. I think that was the thing. Oh, really? Yeah. Like one of his clocks. Oh, girl. Girl.

Smart boy shit. Limp like the clock. You know what I mean? Honey, his penis was giving surrealist painting. Okay? This is not a pipe, mama. My God. I will say, speaking of Dali,

the Spanish are an incredible people. Yes. We love Spain. We gotta go to Barcelona and then go back to Mallorca and get a car so we don't have to stay at the hotel the whole time. Did either of you hook up on the trip? No. It was a very unhorny trip.

Really? Yeah. And I actually commented on that with mo today where i was like in the airport i was like europeans are all so hot like the ratio of hot people and it's normal it's like the guy at border you know stamping your passport is like a model and it's normal crazy crazy and they're just He eats right. And well, there you go. Because the gluten because the milk is actually fine.

The cows are happier over there. That's true. That's true. It's actually really literally true. No, it's literally true. Turns out all bread

over here is cake. And they haven't been telling us. It's cake. They haven't been telling us. It's cake with like estrogen pumped into it.

That's what we're all eating. Wait, you didn't even go to Amsterdam and where it's the hottest people in the world. I will say Spanish men really, really are top tier. I was walking through the Madrid airport on my layover

and it was like a 30, literally a 30 minute walk from one gate to the other. But every single man that I saw, I was like- It was Javier Bardem. A dime. And it's normal over there.

It's just normal. And I'd say- No one's freaking out about it. You'd be treated like a god. You would be treated like a god and you would turn into an asshole that's what would happen if they moved to los angeles even los angeles where everyone's kind of you know got it together everybody in la i feel like is either really hot or not at all and there's kind of no in between i don't know about that i don't know about that either i i i feels like it feels like there's kind of no in between. I don't know about that. I don't know about that either.

It feels like there's not many places you can go with that argument. Yeah, you're right. Now that I'm kind of thinking of people that I am attracted to, I'm like, that's not true. Amsterdam,

I would love to go. Oh, it's so good. With this group. I would definitely go. This is what Sudhir and I kept saying. Travel is so important. Travel is so important. Travel is so important.

Have you heard of traveling? Readers, travel is so important. You must do it. Have you been? Why not? Go. There's no boundaries. Never been, they're all saying.

Never been. I say travel to people people say never been i say what go and also at this resort sudy and i kept looking at each other and going mike white is a genius like every dynamic in the white lotus is somewhere like we see it unfold right before our eyes the white lotus is fabulous and the Emmys agrees. Thank you. Every person in the cast nominated. Truly. And we celebrate. When you travel, and this is the thing about traveling,

and I'll explain this because I'm, well, I actually think I'm kind of the classic person, the only person who's traveled, maybe. So it's my duty to tell people. I'm the original traveler you start observing people and because um you don't understand the language they're speaking you make up stories about them i'm i'm making up so i'm making up the conversation between like this very tanned hot german woman in her 60s and her husband and i'm like okay well i think it's second marriage for both of them i think that's why they seem so in love i think that

you know he cheated on his last wife and found her i think that she didn't think that she would find love again. Do you want to know why? Why? If you ever see two people happy at a restaurant, they're having an affair. Oh. Wow.

Period. Is this a common knowledge? Trust me. If people, if I know from working in a restaurant, if people are really, really, really into each other at a restaurant and you get the vibe of, you get a second marriage vibe, they're having an affair. Oh my God.

That makes so much sense. And now that I said that, are you now thinking about that a little bit differently? Those people you saw? That makes so much sense. But I don't think of affairs as age appropriate, but I guess in europe they probably are oh yeah no the the oldest people in europe are having affairs the oldest i love that that's

very european that's as long as as long as all the genders are doing it i'm on board each and every but i'm into the fact that the older people are doing it. The oldest people in Europe are having the hottest affairs. This is a genuine question I have, which is like, when do you stop having sex? Because also I always think that when couples are on vacation, that's when they fuck. They're going to fuck at least one time on the vacation. And then you see these older couples, and then you're like, they're going to fuck at least one time on the vacation. And then you see these

like older couples and then you're like, are they going to fuck on this vacation? I think that they probably will at least once. Like when, when do you stop?

Do you ever stop? I will say, it seems like from my observation, gay men never stop. That's beautiful. I don't know if it is because I would love to be liberated. I think it it is because i would love to be liberated i think

it's beautiful i would love to be liberated from that someday but no you don't okay but i don't know about curious about that i mean like i watched that um that guinness paltrow that goop sex show and um and i read an article also about like older older people sex and it sounds like uh it's sex sex becomes not like classic what we think of as sex you know like it's a lot of mutual diddle it's a lot of massage it's maybe a lot of eroticism no we became intimate last night it's not we it's we were intimate last night we there was some eye contact i touched privates and we both felt pretty good about it maybe if not even going to completion and for us that was enough good night it's not i fucking got bread you know what i mean i want to know how many people still want it

that's the thing for me it's like not so much the physical because i feel like i have an idea of what that's like it's the desire like is that forever i don't think desire goes away i think physical capability ebbs and flows but i don't think desire goes away and i think i actually well i don't want to say too much but i know for a fact that old old people do have affairs oh yeah and like it's like nursing home shit too it's like everybody's fucking a nursing home i mean i just know how it happens i just want to know how common it is and what exactly is going to happen to me that's what i want to know i want to know what exactly is going to happen to me. That's what I want to know. I want to know what exactly is going to happen to me.

I bet a lot more common than we think. I mean, I think like if we've learned anything from In Just Like That, it's that the acts never stop acting. I've learned so much. There is an act five, act six, act seven, act eight to a woman's life, Sudie. Okay, so guess what? the rest is still unwritten I think in the end what I'll want when I'm 80

is what I'm gonna want now which is somebody to make out with me while I go to town on myself that's what you want now? yeah lame you don't wanna get fucked don't do that the Sudi You don't want to get fucked.

Don't do that. Not all the time. The sooty from three years ago was trying it in her butt. What happened? What happened? Pressure point. I can't believe I said that. Pressure point.

Brett Kavanaugh. I mean, at that time, I was not actually correct. What do you mean? When was it? 2018. I think it was pre-Kavanaugh, for sure. It was pre-Kavanaugh. I'm sorry I brought it into this.

It was before Me Too and after Me Too and during Me Too. I mean, I said the words Lauren Boebert, so. Wait, so it was before and during Me Too that you were trying it in the butt? Yeah, for sure. Did you ever feel like you got to the point where you loved it? Never. I really liked it up until a point. Like, I think the point that I'm at, and I'm not putting limits on myself because who knows what will happen in my life as, you know, there's so many mysteries to unfold, whatever.

The rest is still unwritten. I think that where I'm at is that I like stimulation down there, but maybe not a full penis. Full on penetration. But who knows? You also don't have a prostate which matters more than anyone could ever know. It does. It really does.

But I did know I had a friend that I waited table with when I was in high school and she had a friend this girl, they called her Beamer because she only liked it in her ass. Beamer?

Beamer? They called her Beamer. I don't get that. Why Beamer? I don't know either. Her name was Diana, but they all called her Beamer because she liked it in her butt

and not her vagina. Wait, like BMW Beamer? I don't know why they were calling her Beamer, but they were calling her Beamer because maybe it was like he beamed her in the ass oh yeah people call me Kuko cause I swallow

it was a bunch of dumb West Isop girls making that name up I don't think it was like you know fucking anatomically correct or whatever but they definitely called her Beamer and the point of my story is I am saying there are women who do ligate exclusively in their butt of course and these are prostateless women

i mean it's very exciting it's very exciting yes you don't have to tell me honey but i will say this i remember a studio when you started exploring your butt i remember being truly confounded because you actually seemed to like it more in your butt at that time than i liked it in my butt at that time like my butt journey didn't happen until... My butt journey was post-Kavanaugh. It really was. Matt is very sort of late to the... Oh, I get this now.

Anal party. To the anal party. But now that I'm there, I'm like... I actually like... Not only do I like it, but I actually... I live there. I actually...

I'm leasing a place on Anal Street and Mama the Postman comes twice a day. Oh, okay. That would be too much mail. I know, so I'm not getting that many letters, to be honest. I just was gone for like literally three weeks. I got to my mailbox.

There was like six letters in there. I was like, really? Fuck my drag. Oh, no checks? Two lame checks. And I'm waiting on one big check and i got two lame checks and i was i'm pissed off now but matt i thought you were making some uh euphemism in terms of mail you've been getting a lot of like you've been getting a lot of post men coming in the figurative sense. When we were in Fire Island, the first four days, there were

four different men. This is what I'm saying. And I was so in awe. I was like, God, Matt Rogers. What a pull on that one. Whore. No, no, no. I didn't say that. Actually, I didn't bottom once in Fire Island this time. I topped all four

of the times. Whereas last year on Fire Island, time I topped all four of the times whereas last year on Fire Island I was like little bro this time I was topping a lot but the fact is I ran out of steam and got really sick and unfortunately that was the end of my good times

I think not only for that not only for that trip but also for the rest of this month, I've been in like sort of a, sort of a sustained bad mood, like really not enjoying New York. Like, like feeling like I can't wait for everything I'm doing to be over.

Like now I'm like, I'm really excited because, um, like next week I have truly nothing going on this week. I have a couple of things, but like next week I looked at nothing going on this week I have a couple things but like next week I looked at my schedule and it was like every single day was empty and I actually

said to my therapist the other day I was like I'm really excited because not this week but next week I have like a week and there's nothing on my schedule and she said to me she was like add nothing yeah and I was like I was like I won't she was like add nothing yeah and i was like the time i was like i won't she's

like only have only see me and i was like yeah i was like i was like that'll be it and like then i think at the end of the week i have one thing on like friday night but like this week i have a couple things i said yes to like social obligations or whatever and little things and a couple of meetings but the week after I need to seriously sit down and shut the fuck up because I mean what's been stressing me out lately is like I'm I can't really say what I'm doing because it hasn't been announced but like at the end of the month of August I'm embarking on a big project and like I have to be in top top shape for it and so I'm of course you know doing that thing where I'm convincing myself something is wrong or like you know like feeling like I'm, of course, you know, doing that thing where I'm convincing myself something is wrong or like, you know, like feeling like I'm fixated on like not feeling correct. And I'm just like, no, I think I'm just over this summer. I worked from literally January to July. Like it's it's time for me to sit down and shut up and just like rest and rehabilitate myself so that I can be healthy for the rest of the year starting in late August because I will be busy again.

And so I'm just really trying to like actually listen to my body and what my mind is telling me and being like, you know what? It's okay that I don't want to go out and socialize right now. I did a ton of it. My body is literally telling me like, we can't keep doing this. Like, so that's really what the rest of my summer of cunt is going to be about. True, capital S, capital C, self-care, because it has to be. And that actually means not doing anything

or going anywhere. It's resetting. That's what's exciting. And I love that perspective for you. If you want to hang out, let me know. Okay, no. Can I clarify something? This is what I meant by me turning to Sudi and saying,

we deserve this. Because the corollary to that is, we deserve the reset. Because it's been a lot. And I really hope this does not leave a bad taste in y'all's mouths or the reader's mouths, for that matter. I don't want... No!

It really was me going like, wow, I forgot this sensation. Yeah. I think that we check in enough with the readers and everyone to let them know what we're doing and what we're up to. Where anyone that was overextended in this way... You would say to anyone that was telling you, I'm feeling really tired and really stressed. Like I've been doing a lot. Someone would say to you like, yeah, maybe you deserve a vacation.

Maybe it's time to like, just hang out. And I think sometimes it's like, and this is something that I struggle with. It's like, but everything on my schedule is like, this year has been like a dream come true. You know what I mean? And that's, I think part of it is like, when we went to the Bahamas to go do the view bow or like when we did something else we can't say that

we did or like you know what i mean or like we're promoting our movie or like we're doing our movie or like shooting our show sudi like us on set you know what i mean like you know what i mean all these things are like dream come true moments but also it does get to the point where that all does become work which we are very grateful and lucky for but that doesn't mean that at the end of it you're not feeling like you do need to step back from it just to just to reset and that's with anyone that enjoys what they do which i hope for everyone but anyone that really enjoys what they do also puts a lot of energy into it and there is a period afterwards of just being like, let me step back and just like actually sit in the dark. Well, here's the difference is that all of those things that we've been doing this summer that have been like really wonderful experiences professionally.

I'm not looking at those moments and going, I deserve that. There's no entitlement towards those things. That's important. It's the rest that I feel like everyone is entitled to, obviously. And that was the thing, anyway. Yeah, no, I 100% get what you're coming from. Where you're coming from with that, yeah. Sorry I screamed you no.

That's okay. I do. But I don't, I don't, I think it was funny. It was funny, but also it was indicative of a guilt. Yeah. I mean, it was, I think it made me uncomfortable because I think, yes, it's not so much guilt, but maybe it is guilt. It made me uncomfortable because I'm also like very aware of like as we all are like the privilege of going

on a fun vacation and i even from my friends are like you know people get fomo when they see people post or whatever and like i totally get that 100 i had the time of my life and I wish it on everyone but can I tell you what is way more annoying than people posting people coming back from those trips and being like ugh I know aren't we so annoying

shut the fuck up I'll never say that but I know people that think that's the vibe is like oh i know so fucking annoying right our stupid vacation that we took that we posted so much about like and and then like like acting like like oh instagram right it's like okay then get lost it's me from instagram hi it's Instagram vacation. I also feel that way about people when they promote stuff

that they were in and worked hard on when they're like, ugh, another post about this. I know you're tired about it. It's like, actually, no, I think that you're proud of that and you wanted to do well. And you should be.

And that's okay. I'm guilty of that every now and then. No, you're not. I'm so... No, go ahead. I cut you off. I was just going to say week to then. No, you're not. I'm so... No, go ahead. I cut you off. I was just going to say week to week. Like, at least at SNL, it's like, okay, like, it's another week of posting, like, my sketch

and being like, wow, what a wonderful experience this was working with these people. But it was a wonderful experience, was it not? It was. I just, I am wary of, like, the frequency or the rhythm of that, like, when the season is on where it's like, I hope this does not feel like a barrage. That's all. Yeah.

You can never feel responsible for someone else's discomfort about your success. And you can never be responsible for someone else's jealousy over what you're doing. All you can do is live your life. And if you're actually proud of it and want to share it, then you should. And if you,

if you feel good about it, you should say that it actually inspires a lot more people want to share it, then you should. And if you feel good about it, you should say that. It actually inspires a lot more people than it, sorry, but disappoints. And if they're disappointed about that, then here's something I have to say. I know me from the past could have used this. Go to therapy, mama. Go to therapy, mama. Can I tell you what someone did that was...

Well, first of all, Natasha Rothwell gets nominated for White Lotus, speaking of White Lotus, for the Emmy. Perfect nomination. She posts this lovely, lovely message on her Instagram. Yeah. She's being like, I'm so grateful. Wow. And to everyone who worked on that show, what a wonderful day.

And we're so proud. Truly like no asterisks, an unadulterated moment of like joy and pride and gratitude. And so yes, I agree with you. Like you can just be proud about something and that's probably even more infectious and nicer and feels better on like the soul for other people than being like,

oh, I know annoying, right? No, totally. I completely agree with that. And then Natasha sent me flowers and I was like, ugh, I know, annoying, right? No, totally. I completely agree with that. And then Natasha sent me flowers and I was like, honey. Classy. So classy. I had to send her something right back.

Well, she's a gem and someone that really deserves everything that she has. Absolutely. Oh my God. What an angel. I sent her flowers and some candies back. That's nice.

What kind of candies? Little gummies. That's back. That's nice. What kind of candies? Little gummies. That's cool. That's what I was trying to get at. Did you guys get what I sent to the trip? What did you send to the trip? What'd you send? I sent you Haribo gummy bears, Judy,

and I sent you string cheese, Bowen. I got the gummy bears, but I thought they were from the hotel. They didn't have your name on them. I didn't get the string cheese. Oh my God. They were from me. Maybe they didn't have the string cheese in the,

in the country. I can't believe you waited this long to tell me that you sent those gummy bears. I assume they were from the hotel. I arranged it through Joe. Matt, that's so nice. That was so sweet. Why didn't you say anything

Who says something about stuff About gifts that they send I follow up with you frequently About gifts I send you Should I stop Did you like it did you get it Check your mail That's kind of my energy

Which is fun That's really sweet I hate the fuck out of those gummy bears Game changer I mean I knew what my people's comfort foods were That is really sweet. I hate the fuck out of those gummy bears. Angel. Game changer. Game changer. I mean, I knew what my people's comfort foods were. I can't believe you didn't get the string cheese.

Maybe they're not a thing in Europe. Maybe not. Europe understands gummy bears. It's a gummy bear culture. Oh my God. Like the variety, what they have there that we don't have here, we don't talk about it enough.

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Matt, do you have something? I do, and it's actually about culture of the moment. Amazing. I love it. It'll be topical even. I love it when that happens, King. Legend. This is Matt Rogers.

I don't think so many times starts now. I don't think so, honey. People being upset about the three legendary legend stars for the talent show for RuPaul's Drag Race All-Star 7. It's a talent show. These are their talents. Probably they should be worth more than whether or not they can do a

TikTok dance. Also, for everyone like dragging Monet and Shea being in the top four, they're extremely talented. And if you went to those shows, probably you would be blown away by Monet exchange singing opera and Shea Coulee being the closest thing that Drag Race ever can offer to a pop, like

to an actual genuine pop star. So I just feel like also, I Drag Race ever can offer to a pop, like, to an actual genuine pop star. So I just feel like, also, I don't think so, honey, people being like, what? The all-star Drag Race rules are a little wonky? Yeah, bitch, they are. They have. It's been this way since, like, the very first season. Also, I don't think so, honey, people caring

about Drag Race rules. Feels like you don't know what drag is. It's like, one of the top rules of drag, if there are any, is there are no rules. It's a you don't know what drag is. It's like one of the top rules of drag, if there are any, is there are no rules. It's a silly little thing, mostly for charity. It's five seconds.

Yes, it's for money and it's a real prize, but you're showing your ass by carrying this much. Stop shouting down these queens on Twitter, especially the black queens. You're racist.

And that's one minute. Say that. I was a little sad to see Jada left out. That's all. i was not tweeting these awful things i think jada is excellent i think jada was so fun on the season but like ultimately if it's going to be judged by as a talent show at the end then like pretty much you know what you're doing if you just come with a mix like everyone else i mean you have to offer something

super extra on top of that. And Shea Coulee did have the most intricate choreography. She was the most galvanized performer. And the song was probably in terms of like the songs that those drag queens create. Like it was the most elevated. Yes. And so I totally see her moving on. And then Monet X Change like exchange like you know sang opera

she did she she did she did a talent she exemplified a talent that the other queens could not and so i understand why the two of them won and like i think it's a great top four and the other four are gonna get the chance to lip sync and perform too for 50 i love it no i think i think it's i think it's genius producing. Wait, I think we can talk about this in the pod. You know what I always forget? What? Is that Monet X Change's partner is Andy Short.

What? What? From college. No. Wait. They're happily together. Like, it's so- No, no.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They're together. They're wait, wait. They're together. They're like boyfriends. Andy Short and Monique Shane are together? Isn't that so nice? Anyway, hi Andy Short. Andy Short was on Hammercat's Mountain City

Sketch Group and Andy and I have always been very good friends. We love Andy so much. I love that. Well, I knew Andy Short when he was closeted and he would put a lizard on my arm. He would bring a lizard to Hammercat's rehearsal. This is before your time, Sudi.

And he would put it on my arm and he would... You know what? I didn't like that lizard very much, but I loved Andy Short a lot. Andy Short, his freshman year, his freshman year, he was like that lizard very much but I loved Andy Short a lot. Andy Short Andy Short his first freshman year he was kind of that like

ooh that trickster who was going to get up in your face and like kind of like negia. He was the most off beat he was the most off beat and we were like god Andy he's always been so talented and I think in his queer journey he has like

become this perfectly lovely I mean he no one stands by what they did freshman year of fucking college anyway I mean he might I'm sure I'm sure even the gay version of Andy Schroett would be like playing with a lizard no oh because you didn't go to the I don't think so honey Boston show he did

he was at that show anyway I'm so I'm so happy for Andy. OK, wait, I just requested him on Instagram and I immediately got approved. Wait, oh, my God. He is with Monique's. Yeah, let me see.

Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. This is crazy. Oh, my God. Look at his arms.

Yeah. No, they're both beautiful people. Oh, we're so happy for them. I love this. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God both beautiful people. And we're so happy for them. I love this. I love that. Oh my God, Andy, you look great. I want a cool, funny partner. That's so cool.

You will. I want somebody cool and creative who sings opera and drag. Wait, I can't believe this. Isn't that like a true gag? Like blast from the past? I'm jealous. Well, Andy has a lot to be proud of.

Because I have to say this. Like, I've always I've always I've always been a Monet X Change fan. I'm jealous. Sorry. Whatever.

No, go say your nice thing. I was just saying I've always been a Monet X Change fan and this now I'm like I'm a Stan this season. Yeah.

She's been great and phenomenal. Wonderful job and maybe she'll even win the crown. I want what they have, and it's not fair that I don't have it. Right. Let's go back to this. This vibe.

She's being, it's a bit. The vibe is a bit. Sometimes the vibe is a bit. Sometimes the vibe is a bit. It's actually rule of culture number six. Sometimes the vibe is a bit. You don't love my sense of humor. You don't love my sense of humor you don't love my sense of humor

yes we do yeah I could take or leave it I could take or leave your sense of humor hang out with me next week once we don't have to talk we can sit in the dark hanging out with you is not putting something on my schedule

it's just are we around we'll hang out it's not an imposition I want it in the dark. Hanging out with you is not putting something on my schedule. It's just, are we around? We'll hang out. Exactly. It's not an imposition. I want it on the schedule to make sure it happens. The less, the less. I promise you I'll be here the whole time. And like, you don't need to worry about my availability. You literally know now that I'm available.

You can just text me. The less things are treated as like. I would love to do that thing where we go sit at the, sit at the pool on the rooftop again. That thing that we did. The less things are treated as like- I would love to do that thing where we go sit at the pool on the rooftop again. That thing that we did with Becky. Oh yeah, that was fun.

That was fun. Well, don't tell them all about it. Oh, sorry. Because we want to do it. Bleep it out. Okay. The less you treat it as like a calendar event,

the better it is. Just organically work into it. I'm saying for everybody. Yeah, we don't need- Sometimes it doesn't need to be a calendar event. I want to be official I want to be penciled in

seems like you keep fighting this you don't love my sense of humor you don't love it don't love it you don't love it you don't love my sense of humor it's giving miss cracker

I am funny. And one of my biggest passions is comedy. And if people don't think I'm funny, I'll die. If people don't love my sense of humor, they won't love me. Because being funny is who I am. I have to represent myself as a funny person.

So mean. It's not mean. It's just every confessional was her being like, I'm funny. I'm funny. I'm going to be a pickle. And then she really was.

I think Miss Cracker is so funny. She is so funny, but that, you know, I think... The confessionals were like, I am a comedy girl. And when I do comedy, I see people laugh.

But also, you know why that rubbed me the wrong way? Because I hate talking about comedy. I hate it when funny people use the word humor. I hate witticism. I hate comedy. I hate-

Witty. Oh my God. The worst word is witty. The worst word is witty. Like, oh, you're very witty. Like, I'd rather jump in a acid fountain acid yeah yeah that is like why every like i can't listen to interviews the worst fucking word i've ever invented sorry sassy sassy sassy is always code for faggot by the way anytime yes it is they're always like

and bowen yang playing the sassy blah blah but i'm like get away from me and my family and my friends yeah people describe darcy as sassy and i'm like oh so you just didn't watch the show or you're homophobic because literally he's the driest character on the show he's not my favorite thing is when they talk to a female comedian and they who has like dick and like like jokes that where they say fuck and like talk about sex which is like every comedian and then they're like raunchy so uh yeah exactly raunchy it's like that just always like like like we haven't been doing that since the beginning of time right it's i yeah yeah the media am i right they don't love my sense of humor Bowen are you ready I'm ready to pop the hell off

like you always do alright well this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so honey his sassy little time starts now I don't think so honey American McDonald's not taking risks anymore you go anywhere else in the fucking world these international McDonald's are fucking making just doing circles around us in terms of menus anymore. You go anywhere else in the fucking world, these international McDonald's are fucking

making, just doing circles around us in terms of menus. Okay? We go to England and here's what you got on the menu. You got your Italian stacks. You got your crispy chicken Italianos. You have a tiramisu McFlurry. You go into any

McDonald's in France, you get macarons there, okay? And then what do you get at McDonald's? Not the crispy chicken selects. They take all of the fun, interesting things off the menu because the Americans have the worst taste in the world. All the fun stuff is immediately whisked away at

McDonald's in America. The only fun novelty anymore is getting the McRib every couple years. I need McDonald's to be interesting again in America because everywhere else is doing it so much better than us. We're the ones who invented this. Why aren't we doing it the best? It's crazy. It's giving me and Matt

doing I Don't Think So Honey and not being the best at it even though we are the inventors of it. And that's one minute. Honestly, the Montreal McDonald's is the Olympics of drag. The poutine there? Slay. Oh my God.

McPoutine is the Olympics of drag. It's Alaska's Mae West. And that's rule of culture number seven. The McPoutine is the Olympics of drag. That's so beautiful. Just think that it's the Olympics of drag. The McPoutine. Just the Olympics of drag. The big routine.

And then guess what? You go to Prince Edward Island in Canada and all of the fries are cut from the potatoes there. Anne of Green Gables herself grew these

potatoes. Oh my God. Anne of Green Gables was the Olympics of drag. She really was. She really was.

She got drunk on that cordial Titanic was literally the Olympics of drag absolutely Sudi you would be obsessed with it I feel sad that you're not in New York I know and I'm so obsessed with that Pocahontas video I think it is a tour de force performance and I think that it is

it is up there with like some of the best comedic performances I've ever seen ever you might have to fly in you you might have to fly into New York at some point in August when we're all there because we might all have to go to see Titanic I would love to I would do that can I just say the Marlon Mandel doing Colors of the Wind is a companion piece to Maya Rudolph singing the National Anthem. It really is. And it's also up there with Cecily doing

Fuck. Fuck. You know what I'm talking about. In the cup. In the martini. My way. My way. My way. It's up there. Bowen and I in the Bahamas

spent truly 40 minutes watching all Cecily videos. It's in her. It's just in her. It's just in her body and it's just there. She just has to access it. There's no thinking. Her Ivana Trump rest in peace.

That was really good. Oh my God. Spectacular apartment in Miami. And then. I'm the fairest lady. Her and Kate as Catherine Deneuve and. Oh no. Catherine Deneuve and then who?

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. We would never do this to me. None of the Tarzanos. This to me. My first experience and my every experience writing with Cecily was just writing down what she said. It was like, and it didn't matter if like on the page, it was like not like a written joke. Because when she was doing it it was so funny my first experience was also that we wrote something together was also her

like slowly having a meltdown and yelling at a man and in the sketch and yeah it was that's all you do you just write down what she says genius and it's I mean if you really

want to laugh just go back and listen to this podcast when Cecily was on her run of Housewives Impressions, which includes Dorit Kemsley, Ramona Singer. I mean. That.

We listened to that over and over again, Matt. Because I was in LA the week that that aired. We listened to just the Housewives part like over and over again. I want to be sexy.

I want to be sexy. I want to be sexy. Hello, table. Is this table? Hello, purple. Table. She's got the purple. Oh my God, and pink and purple. Table.

You know who really does that all the time is Rinna. Rinna shows up early everywhere. She's like, oh my God, look at this window. I can see out it. Oh my God. Well, look at that. That's so fun. I love that. I'm just going to get over here and get a drink what do you have vodka you

have whiskey oh all of it well you know you know me and it's just it's just literally like a the joker version of a housewife joker man but so he doesn't watch that show anymore so um we are going to now check in with sudi green about what she is watching, thinking, seeing, doing, feeling with this new I Don't Think So Honey that she's going to do. Not just her fifth because I think there's been five Summer of Cunts but there was a Sudi episode before that, right Bo?

So this is like the sixth. This is sixth because I'm on every because this is your sixth year doing the pod. You are on every year. Yeah. Oh my god, huge. That's not to discount all the I Don't Think So Honey's. The live shows.

I mean, that's my best work. That's my best humor. Best humor. Alright, so this is Sudie Green's I Don't Think So Honey. Her sassy little time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey tennis skirts being worn in everyday life and being marketed to me call the dsa i know i just went on a fabulous euro trip that cost a

lot of money but i don't want to dress like the one percent of the one percent and and i and sports skirts in general there's now a trend of sports dresses and sports skirts in general, there's now a trend of sports dresses and sports skirts and girls are wearing them around. When I'm sweating my ass up a hike in Griffith Park, I don't need to be reminded of my femininity, okay? If I am just bopping around doing errands,

I'm going to do that in the worst pants I own, not in a cute little skirt with shorts attached. 15 seconds. It's, it's, it's, it's, I want clothes to be a black shroud. I want it to be a blanket. I want it to be a burqa. I want it to be a hijab.

I want to be swimming in fabric. I don't want shape. And I definitely don't want skirt. That is my, that. And that's one minute. It is time to be real. It is time to be real right now. Yes.

Oh my God. I'm so glad I'm free of this, honestly. No, Sudi, you don't miss it at all? No, I don't. This is historic. I'm like, I'm like purging. I'm purging social media. I'm like, I don't know.

I'm in a, I'm in a sea change. Oh, stay tuned. Sudi is going to debut something, some big thing on social media. Oh'm like, I don't know. I'm in a sea change. Oh, stay tuned. Suzy is going to debut something, some big thing on social media. Oh, yeah, stay tuned. It might be out by the time this airs. I don't think somebody be real for not like, it's telling me it's time to be real, but it won't let me take the damn picture.

This is bullshit. Well, sometimes it does that. It's a little slow. Wait, what are you debuting? I already told you. I already told you where I'm like delete remember when I told you that I'm going to archive all of my Instagram and start oh right right right right right right yeah yeah I and I told you I didn't think it was a good idea yeah well you don't love my sense of humor stay tuned Stay tuned. I do like the idea of someone like

completely wiping out their Instagram like Taylor Swift and then having their friends start a whisper campaign. Like, did you see that Sudi deleted her entire Instagram? Yeah, I mean,

you guys are going to do that. Something's happening. Who cares? We're going to be your party boss. I don't care anymore. Like, I don't need, I don't, I just, it's all,

I'm going to try. I respect it so much. It's just, it's all, I'm going to try. I respect it so much. It's not, it's not that I dislike when other people do it. I'm actually, it's coming out of my own boredom. Like not watching Housewives anymore. I'm just bored when I watch it. I'm tired of it. And I think that I'll find it again.

That's the point of it for me. I'll find it again and I'll love it again. And I also think I'm not watching it because I'm deep into Love Island. And Love Island is very much scratching that itch. But it's like, you know, you got to mix it up. And sometimes you only have room for one of those things. You only have room for Love Island. You can't have that coexist.

When I watch Housewives, I'm not watching 90 Day Fiancé. You know what I mean? I want to get into 90 Day. It's bleak. You might loveiance. You know what I mean? I want to get into 90 Day. It's bleak. You might love it. You might hate it. By the way, I just started Yellow Jackets today. Excellent.

Did you? Melanie Linsky. Mm-hmm. Amazing. Huh? So you've decided to start watching it? I've decided to start watching it. And there's something that happens in the first episode.

And I immediately went, well, Matt can't watch this. Yeah, I don't think so no but it is excellent it is really well done and you know it's excellent I will say I am gonna go see Nope I think yeah oh yeah I'm really excited for Nope I am gonna go see

it I'm gonna get over my whatever fear just to be part of a cultural phenomenon I'll go see it with you when I first saw the trailer and first saw that it was okay put it on the calendar um when i first saw the trailer and i first saw that it was called nope it was like the hardest i had laughed alone in my home in like a long time nope is such a good title it's a great title it's one of the best titles it's the olympics of drag It's the Olympics of drag. Nope, it's the Olympics of drag. I have heard of some spoilers, which

makes me more excited to see it. Oh, really? Yeah, I actually got some of it spoiled for me, which actually is okay for horror movies. When I know a little bit more, I actually can enjoy it more because I'm going to be able to pay attention and focus and not be surprised

in a state of shock and horror the entire time but it seems pretty interesting I can't believe that I saw Into the Woods on Broadway this weekend and it just so happened that the next night I saw Titanic and so it dominated the conversation

I do want to stress Into the Woods was fantastic Gavin Creel i do want to stress into the woods was fantastic of course gavin creel gavin creel i do want to marry him um patina miller is a perfect singer wow there's all that can be said is that she's a perfect singer miss sarah was sick but her understudy was lovely um brian darcy james fabulous the girl who played little red riding hood was a fucking sleay. So funny. Anyway, so good. So good. So good. We love that show, don't we?

We love that. I think it's my favorite show. It's the Olympics of Drag. It's the Olympics of Drag. Summer of Cunt is the Olympics of Drag as well when it comes to Las Colteristas. Wow. Another year in the books. I think the first line of the description

for this episode is going to be, this is the Olympics of drag. One hundo. Has to be. Has to be. Okay, well, Sudi, what do you have to say to us? That I love you so much and that you're two of my very best friends.

And that is all I have to say. And that is it. Do you know what two of my very best friends is from? Who is that? Molly Shannon in Superstar

does Supermodel Documentary Hour. Naomi Campbell and Christy Turlington are two of my very best friends. I was walking down the street one day and the man he come up to me and he say, would you like

to be a supermodel? And I say oui. And the next week I'm on the cover of Vogue. You can cut that out. You should cut it out when I said I love you guys. What? Okay, no. Keep this in.

My favorite part of Superstar is Molly Shannon going, at least I'm not named after bottled water. And then Evian and then one of Evian's friends has like a bottle of Evian.

That's so good. I think my favorite part of Superstar is when she goes, Superstar! Yes! I love that. We should watch that again. We should. It's pretty good.

Produced by the legend, Lauren Michaels. Lauren Michaels! What a legend. What a legend. Gave my girls their careers. Gave your girl Molly Shannon and Vanessa Bayer their careers. Put Bowen on TV.

We love him for that. When no one else would except, oh, Awkwafina. Awkwafina did it first. Awkwafina beat Lauren Michaels to the punch. Awkwafina legend. That's the pull quote. Reddit, do your thing

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