Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - THE 2024 LCCA CATEGORIES

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

Matt and Bowen present the 2024 Las Culturistas Culture Awards categories. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times,

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Hi, Bowen. I'm so excited to officially kick off this year's Las Culturistas Culture Award season by announcing our categories. I could not be more excited, Bowen. The awards are June 15th, and the nominees will be announced on May 29th through May 31st. But first, let's hear about what the categories are. Let's do it. This is 100 unique categories, starting with Record of the Year, Album of the Year, Tina Fey Award for Best Wisdom. CMA Award for Best Person That's Country Now. Finalist of the Year.

Bene Gesserit Award for Most Slay Group of Women. Alison Williams Cool Girl Award. Most Shocking Moment of the Year. Most Amazing Impact in Film. Most Iconic Exchange of Words. Slack Award for Best Work from Home Technology. Most iconic exchange of words. Most iconic building or structure. Today Show Award for excellence in the morning.

Popcorn Award for movie snack of the year. Best vibe, hands down most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet bridge of the year accent of the year no but actually award for excellence heretofore unrecognized by last cult craft. Kraft Mac and Cheese Award for Best Cheese. Best Movie of All Time. Make the Bed Award for Thing We Will Get Around to Doing Maybe. Most Memorable Line in a Movie or Film. Most Memorable Line in a TV Show. I'ma Try That Award for Thing We'd like to join, try, or know more about.

How dare you award for betrayal. JLo Versace dress award for best anyone has ever looked. Color of the year. Oh, she's taking it. Award for undeniability. NYU award for can't believe we went to college with her. Billie Eilish award for LGBTQ Plus Announcement. Best Gay Guy Normal.

Best Gay Guy Famous. Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between. Chapel Roan Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance. Chapel Roan Award for Best Indoor Live Performance. Titanic Award for Monoculture Most Dominant Predator Most Vulnerable Prey Margot Martindale Award for Character Actress of the Year

Shot we are shooting right now in this moment Best Collection of Sounds Together Peacock presents the award for Best Streaming Service Best Word to Whisper Best Word to Scream Peacock presents the award for best streaming service. Best word to whisper. Best word to scream. Flirtiest thing you could ever say. Most uncommon accident.

Social change moment of the year, sponsored by West Elm. iHeartRadio best podcast of the year. Kindest greeting. Best news we heard. Julia Fox award for overall excellence. Best Podcast of the Year. Kindest Greeting. Best News We Heard. Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence. Tina Turner Legend Award. Cate Blanchett Award for Good Acting. Best Breakfast.

Best Lunch. Most Thrilling Threat. Best Dinner. Best Beverage. William Shakespeare Award for Being Timeless. Best Thing to Win. Best Song from Wicked. best beverage william shakespeare award for being timeless best thing to win best song from wicked joy behar award for stand-up comedy zendaya award for first name that doesn't need a last name renee rap award for power in lesbianism sexual position of the year lost cult position of the year. Lost cult fandom of the year. Macarena award for dance even you can do. Clock award for chicest thing to hang on a wall. International award for best international city. Kimberly Locke award for best world wonder. Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season. Phone Wallet Keys Award for Small

Item That We Need to Stop Forgetting for Christ's Sake. Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface. Shh, don't repeat this. Award for Best Rumor We're Making Up. Best Kind of Story. Best Color in the Sky. Moon Award for Shining Brightly. Sun Award for So Fucking Hot. Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact. Hashtag Actually Smart Award for Don't Judge a Book by Its Cover. Hoka's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear. Most Matt Rogers Coded Award. Most Bowen Yang Coded Award. Phillipa Soo Award for Best Thing to Burn. Best New Artist. Best Picture, Literal Picture.

Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry. Third Graders Award for Screenwriting Excellence Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice Spoken Word Psychic Matt Went To Award for Best Gamma Bowen Yang is a Boob Gay Award for Best Tits Even an F-Sler Can Appreciate Old Timey Thing That Is Back to Say Girls Award for Sorry It Holds Up Father Award Daddy Award Back to say. Girls Award for Sorry It Holds Up. Father Award. Daddy Award.

And Artist of the Millennium. Finally, we have an announcement to make. There will be a Lifetime of Culture Award given at the ceremony. This is the first of its kind. And we are very proud to name the recipient of that award. And that is Mandy Moore. of its kind, and we are very proud to name the recipient of that award. And that is Mandy Moore. We will see you June 15th at the King's Theater for the Culture Awards. Please campaign for the nominees you feel should be represented in the categories we've just said today.

Publicists, this is your season. May is publicist season. Get to work. We'll announce the nominees on May 29th, May 30th, and May 31st. Use the hashtag LCCAFYC. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami.

Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football.

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