Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement
Episode Date: July 23, 2025A re-release of part one and part two of the LCCA nominations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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So what happened at Chappaquiddick?
Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
There are many versions of what happened in 1969
when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond.
And left a woman behind to drown.
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family.
Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcast,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
The Girlfriends is back with a new season, and this time I'm telling you the story of Kelly
Harnett. Kelly spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit.
As she fought for her freedom, she taught herself the law.
He goes, oh God, her and that jailhouse lawyer.
And became a beacon of hope
for the women locked up alongside her.
You're supposed to have faith in God,
but I had nothing but faith in her.
I think I was put here to save souls
by getting people out of prison.
The Girlfriends, Jailhouse Lawyer.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Ian Faff, the creator and host
of the Uncle Chris podcast.
My Uncle Chris was a real character,
a garbage truck driver from South Carolina
who is now buried in Panama City
alongside the founding families of Panama.
He also happens to be responsible
for the craziest night of my life.
Wild stories about adventure, romance,
crime, history,
and war intertwine as I share the tall tales and hard truths
that have helped me understand Uncle Chris.
Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Look, Matt.
Where?
Oh, I see, wow.
Why? Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh my goodness. podcast. finally to announce the nominees for the fourth annual Las Culturas Culture Awards and the
first televised Las Culturas Culture Awards.
Airing August 5th on Bravo and streaming the next day on Peacock.
Well, I think we should just get started.
I guess we should.
In the category of most iconic building or structure, the nominees are
Universal Helios Grand Hotel, Alos Hotel, Epic Universe, Gobi Tent, Coachella,
the Coney Island Cyclone, Lumen Headquarters, Severance,
and Mirror House, Abra Cadabra, Lady Gaga, SNL.
These are the nominees for most iconic building or structure.
In the category of best vibe hands down,
the nominees are Japan, All,
The Spirit Tunnel, The Jennifer Hudson Show,
Top Chef Canada, Seth Meyers, and Dochi.
These are the nominees for best vibe hands down.
In the category of best movie of all time,
the nominees are,
Tar, A Star is Born,
Gaga Chella Bootleg from Videomoon.cn,
The Incredibles,
and Nutty Professor Two, The Clumps.
He's the nominees for best movie of all time.
In the category of social change moment of the year,
sponsored by West Elm, the nominees are,
Gagacella.
College students do what they've been educated to do.
Jojo Siwa continues to evolve.
Zoran Mamdani press tour being somehow not cringe.
And when a gay celebrity writes a children's book.
These are the nominees for the Social Change
Moment of the Year sponsored by West Elm.
The category of kindest greeting,
the nominees are,
stop, ah, oh my God.
Oh, you're here?
Then I won't leave.
You just got off a plane?
I refuse to believe that because you look so amazing.
Okay, shirt.
And we've met several times, and I remember.
These are the nominees for Kindest Greeting.
In the category of best breakfast, the nominees are
Egg McMuffin, Yogurt and Berries,
a banana if you don't have time, necessarily, to do like a whole thing,
Crab Cake benedict.
And just a black coffee. I'm actually intermittent fasting.
These are the nominees for best breakfast.
In the category of best lunch, the nominees are
Half soup, tomato. Half salad, Caesar.
Fries and Caesar. Half soup, tomato. Half grilled cheese, Caesar. Fries and Caesar.
Half soup, tomato. Half grilled cheese, American.
Part of manger, UK selection.
And free.
These are the nominees for best lunch.
In the category of best dinner, the nominees are
chicken parmesan, Korean food, all. The nominees are Chicken Parmesan Korean Food All
Todig I actually heard the burger here is really good.
It's $46.
And you get home and your new lover cooked for you again.
So far they are amazing.
These are the nominees for best dinner.
In the category of best beverage,
the nominees are Dr. Pepper, Whole Milk,
Martini that you order by saying,
filthy with way too much sauce,
Big Airport Accentia, and Celsius.
These are the nominees for Best Beverage.
In the category of Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the nominees are
Michelle Williams, Death Becomes Her.
Michelle Williams, Dying for Sex.
Sarah Sherman, a wig.
DreamWorks Moon with the boy on it who fishes.
And Chase Sui Wonders, the studio.
These are the nominees for the Moon Award for Shining Brightly.
And the category of Sun Award for So Fuckin' Hot.
The nominees are Lucy Dacus,
Kate Blanchett,
Dr. Orna Guralnik,
Bad Bunny Calvin Klein,
Coffee That Your New Lover Just Brought Back From The Store And
Oh My God, he should have told me this was gonna be so hot.
Things are starting to go south.
Woo!
These are the nominees for Sun Award for So Fucking Hot.
In the category of Filet Mignon Award for Best Beef, the nominees are.
Rib Eye.
Miss Piggy defending herself using the art of karate.
Hillary Duff versus Faye Dunaway.
Benito Skinner overcompensating.
And Bulgogi.
Yes!
These are the nominees for the Filet Mignard Award for Best Beef.
In the category of Canada Award for Canadian Delicacy, the nominees are
Alanis Morissette's,
All Dressed Chips,
Maple Syrup on a Stick on Ice,
Bowen Yang, age eight.
Thank you.
Celestium, age 21,
Got Legal and Moved to U.S.
Please.
Please.
These are the nominees for Canada Award for Canadian Delicacy. Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
In the category of worst sticky feeling, the nominees are...
Jolly Rancher on hand.
Hate that.
When you touch a child's hand and it's like, what was that?
Various surfaces at Sephora.
Women know about that.
Toiletry bag after a long flight.
What is that?
What is that?
And the one you still have for your ex, the relationship is over. But now even after all that, still thinking about him.
And after all that.
These are the nominees for Worst Sticky Feeling.
In the category of Borders Award for Store That Should Come Back, the nominees are
Delia's, American Apparel, Radio Shack,
Halen Hardy, and Quiznos.
But now we're hearing it might still be around.
Let us know.
These are the nominees for Borders Award
for store that should come back.
In the category of sport,
we would love to know more about.
The nominees are,
Pickleball since y'all are so obsessed,
Women's Rugby, women's. Men's
cheerleading, men's. Nike and volleyball. A bunch of guys in the park, can't tell
how many are gay, how many are? That is the big question. These are the nominees
for sport we would love to know more about.
My Uncle Chris is definitely somebody worth talking about.
He was the kind of guy that lived in a trailer
with an ex-con and a retired stripper,
left loaded machine guns laying around,
drank a bottle of whiskey a night,
claimed he could kill a man with his bare hands, drove a garbage truck for a living, spoke fluent Spanish with a thick
southern accent, and is currently buried in a crypt alongside the founding families of
Panama.
Listen to the Uncle Chris podcast to hear all about him and a whole lot more.
Wild stories about adventure, romance, crime, history, and war intertwine as I share the tall tales and hard truths
that have helped me understand Uncle Chris.
This collection of stories will make you laugh,
it'll make you cry, and if I do my job right,
they'll let you see the world and your place in it
in a whole new way.
I can't wait to tell you all about Uncle Chris.
Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit.
I'm 100% innocent.
While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch.
Because oh God, Harn and that jailhouse lawyer.
And as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside
her.
You're supposed to have faith in God, but I had nothing but faith in her.
So many of these women had lived the same stories.
I said, were you a victim of domestic violence?
And she was like, yeah.
But maybe Kelly could change the ending.
I said how many people have gotten other incarcerated individuals out of here?
I'm going to be the first one to do that. This is the story of Kelly Harnett, a woman who spent 12
years fighting not just for her own freedom but her girlfriends too. I think I have a mission from God to save souls by getting people out of prison.
The Girlfriends, Jailhouse Lawyer. Listen on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
So what happened at Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
There are many versions of what happened in 1969
when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond.
And left a woman behind to drown.
There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News.
It's, Teddy escapes, blonde drowns.
And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you.
The story really became about Ted's political future,
Ted's political hopes.
Will Ted become president?
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death
and how the Kennedy machine took control.
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace,
affairs, violence, you name it.
So is there a curse?
Every week we go behind the headlines
and beyond the drama of America's royal family.
Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts.
From iHeart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life
what that meant.
In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to ten girls and forced them into
a secret life of abuse.
Why did I think that way?
Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that
if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor?
But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt.
For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey.
And then he became the prey.
Listen to The Turning River Road on the iHeartRad for mom, the nominees are,
Necklace,
Glow Perfume by J.Lo from 2002,
card you signed for your sibling as well
because God knows that they weren't taking initiative,
a shirt and the size you choose feels like a trap.
Your mom is a narcissist and you can't win, never could.
And a grandchild despite the fact the world, lol anyways.
These are the nominees for best gift for mom.
In the category of best gift for dad, the nominees are
golf, rather nice pen,
Apple watch, evergreen ticket the Sphere, Las Vegas.
And Book About War He Already Owns.
These are the nominees for Best Gift for Dad.
In the category of Best Gift for Sibling Slash Cousin, the nominees are
Earrings.
Onesie for a Baby you're almost positive they have,
Blank journal that says I know nothing about you, fill these pages,
Bottle of Sauvignon Blanc from Corner,
and Vintage shirt which is really just something you hate that you got from your mother who is also their mother slash aunt.
These are the nominees for best gift for sibling slash cousin.
In the category of, in this house we believe in,
award for best yard sign.
The nominees are,
Beware of Dog.
For Sale, Bonnie Salati for Remax.
No soliciting unless you have a big fat ass
and a great warm smile.
In this house we believe black lives matter, women's rights equal human rights, no human
is illegal, science is real, love is love, diversity makes us stronger, and injustice
anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
And technically not a sign but a themed flag for the season, like pumpkin bunnies, et
cetera.
So you know what time of year it is when you glance upon the sign.
These are the nominees for in this house we believe in award for best yard sign.
In the category of best city up and coming, the nominees are Bentonville, Arkansas, Seville, New York, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Reykjavik, Iceland,
and oh trust whatever city I'm in, I got all the boys up and coming.
Please, these are the nominees for best city up and coming. Please. These are the nominees for best city
up and coming.
In the category of best city established,
the nominees are Epcot,
Walt Disney World, Sin City,
Gotham City, Sim City,
and oh, trust whatever city I'm in,
I'm establishing connections with the boys.
These are the nominees for best city established
in the category of AKA award for other way to say that.
The nominees are, they passed AKA they died.
She did the damn thing, aka she did well.
Doing the deed, aka knocking boots, aka kissing and more, aka sex.
You freaked that, aka you did well.
And smashed it, aka someone did well British.
These are the nominees for aka award for other way to say that.
In the category of walking home alone award for what women have to do,
the nominees are purse, heavy, too big.
Purse. So small, not functional.
Just go and talk to him to make sure he's okay. Learn about toxic shock syndrome
and then worry about it until you die. And heels on the grass at a wedding. These are
the nominees for the Walking Home Alone Award for What Women Have to do. And the category of hypochondriac award
for illness we think we have this time.
The nominees are...
Norovirus.
Fungal infection slash staph infection.
Depression that apparently requires ketamine,
the way y'all do it.
Strep again.
And this is not a sickness, but my foot is broken.
These are the nominees for a hypochondriac award
for illness we think we have this time.
In the category of right hand arm man award
for best nicknames, the nominees are
best friend,
confidant, Silly Rabbit,
Jules for Julia, and Queen Bee for Beyonce.
These are the nominees for the Right Hand Arm Award for Nicknames.
In the category of Hags Award for Abbreviated Things to Say,
the nominees are,
Devo, Devastated.
Defo, Definitely.
TKTK, Later We Are Going To Get To This But Not Right Now.
DYHAWHTM, Did You Hear About What Happened To Marie?
And RHOSLC, Unknown. D-Y-H-A-W-H-T-M. Did you hear about what happened to Marie?
And R-H-O-S-L-C, unknown. These are the nominees for the HAGS Award for Abbreviated Thing to Say.
In the category of Trans Rights Award for Stuff You Can't Take Away from Us Even If You Tried, the nominees are
The nominees are, my Diet Coke, this fat ass, my dignity, my Netflix, and my water bottle on the plane. You got what you wanted, the water. Now let me have the bottle from my collections.
These are the nominees for the Trans Rights Award for stuff you can't take away from us even if you tried.
In the category of the secret to life, the nominees are
Fuck a Funny Nerd, Forgiving Your Mama,
First Thing Every Day, Water,
Workout Every Day, Even For Two Minutes,
and Donatella Versace, Vogue 73 Questions,
and Dance Like Everyone Is Watching, and they are Simply Obsessed.
These are the nominees for the Secret to Life.
In the category of Best Alternative to God Bless You, the nominees are...
Oh, do you have allergies?
Do not sneeze on me, I cannot get sick this week.
I'm an atheist, but good luck with that.
That was me yesterday.
And, salut, not salut, salut.
These are the nominees for best alternative to God bless you.
In the category of best way to be together, the nominees are... Conjugal Visit for when one of you in prison.
Forever.
Blood Relative Family Reunion.
In a Row.
And...
Respectful.
These are the nominees for best way to be together.
In the category of best damn bird,
the nominees are,
love birds, cause you know, they're in love.
Daisy Duck,
Articuno,
the one Nelly Furtado is like,
and,
thief who stole my mother Katrina Rogers' Sandwich,
AKA The Original Doll,
is the nominees for Best Damn Bird.
The category of Grief of the Year, the nominees are
Avatar 2 The Way of Water,
Bowen's Birthday was the day after the 2024 election,
The Boat episode of Succession.
When we thought for a second Purvey Lil Bro died on White Lotus from the protein smoothie.
And Paige left Summerhouse.
These are the nominees for Grief of the Year. My Uncle Chris is definitely somebody worth talking about.
He was the kind of guy that lived in a trailer with an ex-con and a retired stripper, left
loaded machine guns laying around, drank a bottle of whiskey a night, claimed he could
kill a man with his bare hands, drove a garbage truck for a living, spoke fluent Spanish with
a thick southern accent, and is currently buried in a crypt alongside the founding families of Panama. Listen to
the Uncle Chris podcast to hear all about him and a whole lot more. Wild
stories about adventure, romance, crime, history, and war intertwine as I share
the tall tales and hard truths that have helped me understand Uncle Chris. This
collection of stories will make you laugh,
it'll make you cry, and if I do my job right,
they'll let you see the world and your place in it
in a whole new way.
I can't wait to tell you all about Uncle Chris.
Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit.
I'm 100% innocent.
While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch.
Because, oh God, Harnett, jailhouse lawyer.
And as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside her.
You're supposed to have faith in God, but I had nothing but faith in her.
So many of these women had lived the same stories.
I said, were you a victim of domestic violence? And she was like, yeah.
But maybe Kelly could change the ending.
I said, how many people have gotten other incarcerated individuals out of here?
I'm going to be the first one to do that. This is the story of Kelly Harnett, a woman who spent
12 years fighting not just for her own freedom, but her girlfriends too. I think I have a mission
from God to save souls by getting people out of prison? The Girlfriends, Jailhouse Lawyer.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
So what happened at Chappaquiddick?
Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
There are many versions of what happened in 1969
when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond.
And left a woman behind to drown.
There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News. It's, Teddy escapes,
blonde drowns. And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you. The story really became
about Ted's political future, Ted's political hopes. Will Ted become president?
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs, violence, you name it. So is there
a curse?
Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family.
Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts.
From iHeart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning River Road.
I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.
In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse.
Why did I think that way? Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that
if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor?
But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt.
For all those years, he was the predator and I was the prey.
And then he became the pry. Listen to The Turning, River Road, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
In the category of, we can go see Boop! Award for best thing to see. The nominees are
BOOP
John Proctor is the villain.
The new flick from that cool young director at the Angelica aka Sorry Baby by Ava Victor.
Sweat Tour and Molly Gordon and Anything.
These are the nominees for We Can Go See Boop Award for Best Thing to See.
In the category of Woman of a Certain Age Award,
the nominees are Jenna Ortega, 22,
Dame Helen Mirren, 79,
Queen Elizabeth I, Elizabethan age.
Betty Boop, timeless.
And Winona Ryder, the age of innocence.
These are the nominees of Woman of a Certain Age Award.
In the category of harshest truth about wicked,
the nominees are,
ableism and as a result, bullying racism and as a result, bullying
the mom treated on the dad adultery fascism as a result of bullying and Fanny not realized we don't really get into his gay story.
What was that like? Was it hard coming out or was Fanny born wealthy, we don't really get into his gay story. What was that like?
Was it hard coming out or was Fanny born wealthy?
Prequel idea about this.
These are the nominees for harshest truth about Wicked.
In the category of worst animal to find is hiding in your home.
The nominees are,
a possum,
raccoon, human, nasty person you barely know, possum, and
bunch of lobsters.
These are the nominees for worst animal to find is hiding in your home.
In the category of most reductive way to note that a gay man is speaking, the nominees are
Bit fruity, eh?
That fag santo!
He so zesty.
We at the network love his sass.
And Niche.
These are the nominees for most reductive way to note that a gay man is speaking.
In the category of best title for a book, the nominees are The Upstairs of the House,
Twilight, she freaked it with that, The Bible 2, The Squeakw. Conflict is not abuse.
You can learn a lot from just this title.
And, oh, this body, it stays keeping the score.
These are the nominees for best title for a book.
In the category of Style Icon Award, The nominees are Zendaya, Shrek, Anna Wintour,
Dracula, and Dr.
Orna Garelnik.
These are the nominees for Style Icon Award.
In the category of Cover Our Bases Award for a thing you have to admit happened
this year.
The nominees are law and order.
It ends with us.
Carla Sophia on CNN.
Adrian Brody spit his gum out at the Oscars, threw it to his day and Matt and
bone were in the shot.
A minor at the Superbowl And subway series, we think?
These are the nominees for Cover Our Bases Award for thing you have to admit happened this year.
In the category of I Love You Award for best three words together, the nominees are...
Pizza is here.
Pink Pony Club!
Welcome to Hawaii.
You're my friend.
And it bears repeating.
These are the nominees for the I Love You Award for Best Three Words Together.
In the category of DocuSign Award for Technology that Moved Us Forward, the nominees are Ring
Camera, Chromecast, When Phones Touch Tips and Something Happens, Share Password, and
Stanley Cup.
These are the nominees for DocuSign Award for technology that moved us forward. In the category of best title for the next Bridget Jones, the nominees are
Bridget Jones 5, oops, all Bridgets.
Five Bridgets, five Jones.
Bridget Jones, Oh no, she better Bridget.
Bridget on, all or nothing.
And Bridget Jones to Terabithia.
These are the nominees for best title for the next Bridget Jones.
The category of today show award for excellence in the morning.
The nominees are Jenna Bush Hager.
Sex at times.
My girl Nanda at the coffee shop that I see each day.
Bodega guys that call you boss.
And Muffin.
These are the nominees for Today's Show Award for Excellence in the Morning.
In the category of Flirtiest Thing You Could Ever Say, the nominees are...
You Can Sit By Me. Flirtiest thing you could ever say. The nominees are.
You can sit by me.
Text me your number so I have it.
Fuck me tonight.
Can you hold my shirt if I take it off?
And do you want to go see a Broadway show tonight? These are the nominees for flirtiest thing you could ever say. In the category of song
that they're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's, the nominees are I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Panic Into the Groove, Madonna. Rich Girl, Gwen Stefani.
Higher, Creed.
And Rich Girl, Hall & Oates.
These are the nominees for a song that they're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's.
In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise, the nominees are
Boop, Shrek, Crest, The Hydeids, and Yo Gabba Gabba.
These are the nominees for the Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise.
In the category of Lindsay Lohan and Parentrap Award
for Twins Excellence, the nominees are
Michael B. Jordan, Sinners,
Josh Sharpe and Aaron Jackson, Dix the Musical,
Lisa Kudrow, Friends Slash Frasier,
Zoe Deschanel, Married to a Twin,
and Soap Operas, Evil and Normal.
These are the nominees for Lindsay Lohan and Perrin Trapp Award for Twins Excellence.
In the category of the Sweat Tour Award for Best Live Indoor Performance, the nominees
are...
The Sweat Tour.
Brat Tour. Brat Tour. Killa.
Lady Gaga.
SNL.
Boop.
And Bowen Yang and
Lady Gaga.
No More Slay.
SNL.
These are the nominees for the Sweat Tour award for best live indoor performance.
Congratulations.
Thank you. It's really well deserved, freshly deserved.
Ha ha.
In the category of finalist of the year,
the nominees are Dr. Orna Guralnik,
Gabrielle Yat,
Delta Work,
Boop,
and Megan Fahey.
These are the nominees for finalist of the year.
In the category of best picture literal picture the nominees are
Dylan Efron butt in air
Luigi Mangione reveal
Lisa Rinna M&M
Walton Goggins during Sam Rockwell's crazy ass monologue The White Lotus
and Picture of a Horse that a Child Drew. These are the nominees for Best Picture, Literal Picture. In the category of
Santa Award for being unforgettable, the nominees are Daisy Duck, Toad Mario, Sarah Snook, Gaga Chella, and Rosie O'Donnell, and just like that.
These are the nominees for Santa Award for being unforgettable.
In the category of most iconic exchange of words, the nominees are Defying Gravity Intro,
Ari and Cynthia, High Body Count Hare Angie Quetzanavis
Does he make you laugh? He doesn't make me cry
Ocean's Eleven
Does he gag you? He doesn't clock my tea
Meme of Ocean's Eleven
But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end
Well baby, I went down and got it for you.
Oh, you shouldn't have Britney Spears.
Oops. I did it again.
These are the nominees for most iconic exchange of words.
In the category of Titanic Award for Monoculture, the nominees are
Rotisserie Chicken, Miss Piggy,
The White Lotus, The Letter S,
and Wicked.
Whoa, sorry.
It's okay.
These are the nominees for the Titanic Award
for monoculture.
In the category of best gay guy normal,
the nominees are
British, My Friend Lucas, Lowkey Jacked Nurse,
Understanding Palm Springs Airbnb Host, and Jared.
These are the nominees for best gay guy normal.
In the category of best gay guy famous, the nominees for best gay guy normal in the category of best gay guy famous the nominees are
Jonathan Bailey
Andrew Scott
Andy Cohen
Tramiel Tillman and
The one you're thinking him. These are the nominees for best gay guy famous in
the category of best gay guy, somewhere in between, the nominees are
Fire Island Pines Bartender, one with 25,000 followers, Pop Star Makeup Artist,
Jimmy Fowley, and The Incredible Pat Regan.
These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy, Somewhere in Between.
In the category of the greatest showman,
the nominees are
Sutton Foster,
Cole Escola,
Jeff Goldblum,
Kermit the Frog,
and Miss Piggy.
These are the nominees for the greatest showman.
In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees are
Mayhem, Lady Gaga, Am I the Drama? Cardi B.
Now that's what I call music, Volume 7,
Stripped, Christina Aguilera, and 1989, Taylor Swift.
These are the nominees for Album of the Year.
In the category of Father Award, the nominees are Mark Duplass, Andy Cohen, Barack Obama, Mark Ruffalo,
and J.J. Abrams,
father of Gracie Abrams, which Barbra Streisand found out.
These are the nominees for Father Award.
In the category of Daddy Award, the nominees are
Adam Brody,
Freddie Prinze Jr.,
The Men of the Four Seasons,
Ricky Martin, and Freddie Prinze Jr. The Men of the Four Seasons
Ricky Martin and
Dad from Inside Out that Gay Twitter is still wanting to bang them out and same
These are the nominees for the Daddy Award
In the category of Circus Award for Stop Being Weird, the nominees are
Well, the circus, of course,
hinge date,
person obsessed with being Polly but is single,
if you're still like, I'm a Hufflepuff, like give me a fucking break for Christ's sake,
and Airbnb hosts and the locks they choose.
These are the nominees for Circus Award
for Stop Being Weird. In the category of Eva Longoria
award for Tiny Woman Huge Impact, the nominees are Boop, Sabrina Carpenter, Quinta Brunson,
Toad, Mario, and AOC.
These are the nominees for the Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact.
In the category of best laugher, the nominees are
Brittany Murphy, Katie Gavin, Moona,
RuPaul Charles, Elphaba Thropp, Wicked, and Spongebob.
These are the nominees for best laugher.
That sucks Elphaba didn't get nominated for her other thing.
Yeah.
In the category of best crier, the nominees are,
Rachel McAdams, Demi Moore,
Galinda Upland, Wicked, Lauren Conrad, Black Mascara Tear, The Hills, and
Timothy Chalamet wearing gay guy shirt crying gay guy tears, call me by your name.
These are the nominees for best crier.
Linda Upland to get nominated for her other thing.
It's crazy.
I'd be upset if I were her.
Only for Wicked.
Mm-hmm.
In the category of Pop Crave Award
for Excellence in Journalism, the nominees are
Caitlin Collins, George Clooney,
Steve Kornacki, the other election, not this one,
Amelia Demaldenburg, and Conclave 2024.
These are the nominees for Pop Crave Award for Excellence in Journalism.
In the category of Best 2023 Moment, the nominees are
Barbenheimer,
Eristor,
Chinese Spy Balloon. Ariana Maddox
Teresandoval
Up.
And Gwyneth Paltrow
Skiing Lawsuit.
These are the nominees for
Best 2023 Moment.
In the category of
Tina Turner Legend Award
the nominees are
Audra McDonald,
Clara, Melissa Etheridge,
Monstro Alyssa Sue, and Cecily Strong.
These are the nominees for Tina Turner Legend Award.
In the category of Song of the Summer,
the nominees are Flowers, Miley Cyrus,
Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter,
Party in the USA, Miley Cyrus,
Graduation, Friends Forever, Vitamin C,
and Sweet Caroline, Unknown.
These are the nominees for Song of the Summer.
In the category of Fumke Janssen Name Award, the nominees are
Charlie Puth, Mariska Harjitay, Dr. Victoria Frankenstein,
Betty Boop. Whoop.
And Madison Beer.
These are the nominees for Fomte Janssen Name Award.
My Uncle Chris is definitely somebody worth talking about. He was the kind of guy that used Confederate flags as window curtains,
lived in a trailer with an ex-con
and a retired stripper, left loaded machine guns
laying around, drank a bottle of whiskey a night,
claimed he could kill a man with his bare hands,
drove a garbage truck for a living,
spoke fluent Spanish with a thick southern accent,
and is currently buried in a crypt
alongside the founding families of Panama.
Listen to the Uncle Chris podcast to hear all about him and a whole lot more.
This collection of stories will make you laugh, it'll make you cry, and if I do my job right,
they'll let you see the world and your place in it in a whole new way.
I can't wait to tell you all about Uncle Chris.
Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeart Radio
app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
— Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison
for a murder she says she didn't commit.
— I'm 100% innocent.
— While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch.
— Because, oh, God, Harnett, jailhouse lawyer.
— And as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside her.
You're supposed to have faith in God, but I had nothing but faith in her.
So many of these women had lived the same stories.
I said, were you a victim of domestic violence?
And she was like, yeah.
But maybe Kelly could change the ending. I said, how many people have gotten
other incarcerated individuals out of here?
I'm gonna be the first one to do that.
This is the story of Kelly Harnett,
a woman who spent 12 years fighting
not just for her own freedom, but her girlfriends too.
I think I have a mission from God
to save souls by getting people out of prison.
The Girlfriends, Jailhouse Lawyer.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
So what happened at Chappaquiddick?
Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond.
And left a woman behind to drown.
There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News.
It's, Teddy escapes, blonde drowns.
And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you.
The story really became about Ted's political future,
Ted's political hopes.
Will Ted become president?
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death
and how the Kennedy machine took control.
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs, violence,
you name it.
So is there a curse?
Every week, we go behind the headlines
and beyond the drama of America's royal family.
Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts.
From iHeart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road.
I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life
what that meant.
In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to ten girls and forced them into
a secret life of abuse.
Why did I think that way?
Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this
man and in thinking to the point that if I died for him that would be the
greatest honor. But in 2014 the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an
international manhunt. For all those years you know he was the predator and
I was the prey and then he became the prey.
Listen to The Turning River Road on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
In the category of best way to ride with your bitches. The nominees are showstopper by Danity Kane, a Sella quiet car, car pool after
swim practice and we get Slurpees.
Big van that housewives get on to go on trips and your new crush drives you to
the airport.
They will never do this again.
These are the nominees for best way to ride with your bitches.
In the category of, don't repeat this award
for rumor we are making up.
The nominees are, Haley Steinfeld speaks seven languages
and is a certified genius.
Football isn't real.
Andrew Garfield is dating Melissa Joan Hart.
Bowen Yang leaving SNL at some point.
When he makes purple and gold, you get black.
These are the nominees for, shh, don't repeat this award,
for rumor we are making up.
In the category of most Matt Rogers coded award, the nominees are.
Soup.
All.
Discovering FKA twigs in 2024.
Colorful suits, despite color blindness.
Long Island, but also Florida, if you know, you know, and Kate Hudson.
These are the nominees for most Matt Rogers coded award in the category
of most Bowen Yang coded award.
The nominees are Stu, all SAT words and casual conversation.
Nintendo switch drops. Puzzlingly single makes you ask, what gives?
And glasses with points of interest.
These are the nominees for most Bowen Yang-coded award.
In the category of best note ever sung, the nominees are...
Eh. In Every Night in My Dreams, My Heart Will Go On. Best note ever sung. The nominees are, L
In Every Night in My Dreams, My Heart Will Go On.
The Battle Cry, Elphaba, Defying Gravity.
Sometimes,
Charlie XCX, Rewind.
Furry,
in the National Anthem,
but not the way she's been acting.
And Barbara Streisand.
You!
In You Can Show!
From Tell Him, duet with Celine Dion.
These are the nominees for best note ever song. In the category of scariest moment in history, the nominees are Discovery
of Fire had to be nuts, Paige Disorbo leaving summer house, drones over
New Jersey, we've never figured this out by the way, skibbity toilet,
and Hereditary, Lil Diba, Head Come Off.
These are the nominees for Scariest Moment in History.
In the category of People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, the nominees are
Daniel Dae Kim, Dylan O'Brien, Dylan Efron, Boston Robb, and Tramell Tillman.
These are the nominees for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
In the category of the Cowboy Carter Award for Best Live Outdoor Performance, the nominees
are Sunset Boulevard, Sunset Boulevard.
Cowboy Carter, Richel Zegler, Evita.
Bowen Yang featuring Matt and Celeste Appledance, Coachella.
And Chapel Roan, Music Festivals.
These are the nominees for the Cowboy Carter Award
for Best Live Outdoor Performance.
Congratulations.
I was not expecting Performance. Congratulations.
I was not expecting that.
I know.
Congrats.
In the category of shot we are shooting in this moment,
the nominees are,
Cher on Lost Culture,
Celine Dion on Lost Culture,
Barbara on Lost Culture, Celine Dion on Lost Culture,
Barbara on Lost Culture,
Oprah on Stradio Lab,
and Taylor Swift.
These are the nominees for shot we are shooting
in this moment.
In the category of best thing you texted your high school friends about,
the nominees are
Sarah had a baby and it's twins.
Congratulations, Sarah.
Sarah bought a house.
Huge year for Sarah.
White lotus. So good.
I'm so sad to hear that Sarah got divorced.
And Sarah is a happy lesbian. Oh good. I am so sad to hear that Sarah got divorced.
And Sarah is a happy lesbian.
Congratulations, Sarah.
These are the nominees for best thing
you texted your high school friends about.
In the category of best hand moment,
excellence in hands.
The nominees are,
Hands by Jewel.
Lady Gaga, put Your Paws, Hands Up,
Sarah Sherman as Nosferatu, Adi Bryant, you know, if you watch her work,
she really does make a lot of interesting hand choices,
and 11 Minute Applause Breaks, Cannes Film Festival.
These are the nominees for Best Hand Moment,
Excellence in Hands.
The category of most beautiful name for a daughter
you haven't even thought of yet.
The nominees are Purell,
Gasolina,
Michelin,
Vendetta, and Stadia. These are the nominees for most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of
yet. Whisper. The nominees are, So,
Sleep,
Fuck,
Here,
and
Never.
These are the nominees for Best Word to Whisper.
In the category of Best Word to scream, the nominees are.
Guilty.
Now.
Taxi.
Gaga.
And.
Never.
These are the nominees for best word to scream.
In the category of Wingdings Award for Excellence in These are the nominees for best word to scream.
In the category of Wingdings Award for excellence in symbols, the nominees are Grinder App Mask
indicating sexual interest, Little Fire on a Menu indicating spicy, Little Peanut on a Menu indicating Peanut. White Smoke from Pope building indicating New Pope.
And Green Light by Lord.
These are the nominees for the Wingdings Award for Excellence in Symbols.
In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are...
Domingo, Dr. Victoria Frankenstein,
Ava Victor, Miss Eggie, and Gabby Windy.
These are the nominees for best new artist.
In the category of most amazing impact in film,
the nominees are AI unfortunately,
and we can tell when it is Kate Winslet hat intro
Titanic music and scoring in film.
Jeff Goldblum's chest,
Jurassic park and Paul Giamatti, blue paint, big fat liar.
These are the nominees for most amazing impact in film.
My Uncle Chris is definitely somebody worth talking about.
He was the kind of guy that used Confederate flags as window curtains, lived in a trailer
with an ex-con and a retired stripper, left loaded machine guns laying around, drank a
bottle of whiskey a night, claimed he could kill a man with his bare hands, drove a garbage
truck for a living, spoke fluent Spanish with a thick southern accent, and is currently
buried in a crypt alongside the founding families of Panama.
Listen to the Uncle Chris podcast
to hear all about him and a whole lot more.
This collection of stories will make you laugh,
it'll make you cry, and if I do my job right,
they'll let you see the world and your place in it
in a whole new way.
I can't wait to tell you all about Uncle Chris.
Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit.
I'm 100% innocent.
While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch.
He goes, oh God, H her and that jailhouse lawyer.
And as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside
her.
You're supposed to have faith in God, but I had nothing but faith in her.
So many of these women had lived the same stories.
I said, were you a victim of domestic violence?
And she was like, yeah.
But maybe Kelly could change the ending.
I said, how many people have gotten
other incarcerated individuals out of here?
I'm gonna be the first one to do that.
This is the story of Kelly Harnett,
a woman who spent 12 years fighting
not just for her own freedom, but her girlfriends too.
I think I have a mission from God to save souls by getting people out of prison.
The Girlfriends, Jailhouse Lawyer. Listen on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
So what happened at Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
There are many versions of what happened in 1969
when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond
and left a woman behind to drown.
There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News.
It's, Teddy escapes, blonde drowns.
And in a strange way, right, that sort of tells you.
The story really became about Ted's political future,
Ted's political hopes.
Will Ted become president?
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death
and how the Kennedy machine took control.
And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal.
The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs, violence,
you name it.
So is there a curse?
Every week we go behind the headlines
and beyond the drama of America's royal family.
Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts.
From iHeart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life
what that meant.
In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to ten girls and forced them into
a secret life of abuse.
Why did I think that way?
Why did I allow myself to get so sucked in by this man and thinking to the point that
if I died for him, that would be the greatest honor.
But in 2014, the youngest of the girls escaped and sparked an international manhunt.
For all those years, you know, he was the predator and I was the prey.
And then he became the prey.
Listen to The Turning, River Road, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
In the category of best Batman woman, the nominees are Poison Ivy, Dr. Chase Meridian, Catwoman Michelle Pfeiffer, Robin spelled with a Y, this is the Riddler's assistant
Robin whose scenes were cut, and Catwoman Anne Hathaway. These are the nominees
for best Batman woman.
In the category of Allison Williams Cool Girl Award, the nominees are Lisa Rinna Eminem, Lisa from Temecula, and Paige Disorbo.
These are the nominees for Allison Williams Cool Girl Award.
In the category of Jamie Lee Curtis Award for gusto,
enthusiasm, and individuality.
The nominees are Benson Boone Flipping, Gagacella,
and Lila.
The nominees are Lila from Temecula,
and Lila from Temecula. for gusto, enthusiasm, and individuality. The nominees are Benson Boone Flipping,
Gaga Chella, Women Crafts Provincetown,
Julia Fox, and Monstra Alessasu.
These are the nominees for Jamie Lee Curtis Award
for gusto, enthusiasm, and individuality.
In the category of best news we heard, the nominees are Lord is performing
tonight at Washington square park.
Sarah Sherman hired at SNL.
Simone Biles is up next.
There was a scary accident, but everyone is okay.
In fact, they have all made friends as a result of their experience during the accident.
They found our bags!
And there is a big sale at our favorite store.
These are the nominees for best news we heard.
In the category of Creatine Award for straight male excellence, the nominees are Bad Bunny Calvin Klein, Sebastian Stan Various, Senator Bernie Sanders, Andy Samberg Various, and Jack Antonoff, co-author of Man Child.
These are the nominees for Creatine Award for Straight Male Excellence.
In the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees are
Miss Piggy, Boop, Pamela Anderson, Jack Antonoff, and Mulan.
These are the nominees for Artist of the Millennium.
I'll drink to that.
In the category of most thrilling threats,
the nominees are, do that again! No, do that again, I dare you!
When a parent counts one, two, three, what if we kissed and you are not attracted to the person?
You remember Amanda, right? You don't. If I ever see you again, I'm gonna kill you.
These are the nominees for most thrilling threat.
In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are
Knife falls on foot while running knife to your friend who asked if you could bring that knife over here.
who asked if you could bring that knife over here.
Holding phone in mezzanine at a Broadway show like boop and you drop your phone and it hits someone's mother.
Eat watermelon seed and it grows in your stomach,
exploding all of your organs.
But he's blind.
And I was eating a Greek salad and it was spicy.
I had to go to the hospital and have my stomach pumped.
This was last week.
These are the nominees for most uncommon accident.
In the category of Casamigos Margaritas Award for things to enjoy anytime, anywhere.
The nominees are...
Fanny packs, any decade.
The phrase, if you stay ready,
you ain't gotta get ready, anonymous.
Podcasts, not a flash mob,
please let me know when you're gonna dance.
When my new lover looks me in the eyes,
oh dear God, I'm at the point of my relationship
where I just can't keep my hands off him.
These are the nominees for Casa Migos Margaritas Award for things to enjoy anytime, anywhere.
In the category of Outfit of the Year, the nominees are
Demi Moore's Yellow Coat, The Substance
Timothee Chalamet, At a Knicks Game
Protect the Dolls T-shirt.
When a pretty girl gets coffee in just sweatpants and a tank top.
And...
Lisa Rinna in whatever the fuck she wants.
These are the nominees for Outfit of the Year.
In the category of...
Renee Rapp Award for Power in Lesbianism, the nominees are.
Probably your grandma, even though she was married to your grandpa for 50 years.
Women in film crews wearing hard clothes to do their tough job.
Miss Honey, Matilda.
Moona.
And, Karabiner.
These are the nominees for the Renee Rapp Award for Power in Lesbianism.
And finally, in the category of Record of the Year, the nominees are
Abra Kadabra, Lady Gaga, Diet Pepsi, Addison Rae, I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing, Aerosmith,
Massachusetts, Jensen McCray, and Soup, Remy Wolf.
These are the nominees for Record of the Year.
We hope you join us, and we hope you celebrate
all of the nominees for their contributions to the culture.
These will also be airing on Bravo, August 5th,
streaming the next day forever on Peacock.
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And our music is by Henry Kibursky.
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So, what happened to Chappaquiddick?
Well, it really depends on who you talk to.
There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond.
And left a woman behind to drown.
Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control.
Every week we go behind the headlines
and beyond the drama of America's royal family.
Listen to United States of Kennedy
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
The Girlfriends is back with a new season,
and this time I'm telling you the story of Kelly Harnett.
Kelly spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit.
As she fought for her freedom, she taught herself the law.
He goes, oh God, Harnett, jailhouse lawyer.
And became a beacon of hope for the women locked up alongside her.
You're supposed to have faith in God, but I had nothing but faith in her.
I think I was put here to save souls by getting people out of prison.
The Girlfriends, Jailhouse Lawyer.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
My Uncle Chris was a real character,
a garbage truck driver from South Carolina
who is now buried in Panama City
alongside the founding families of Panama. He also happens to be responsible for the craziest night of my life. Wild
stories about adventure, romance, crime, history, and war intertwine as I share
the tall tales and hard truths that have helped me understand Uncle Chris. Listen
now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
This is an iHeart Podcast.