Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement PART TWO (w/ Matt + Bowen)

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

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Starting point is 00:02:15 Oh my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. It's wonderful to be with you again. Wonderful to see you again. We are here to announce the nominees for the fourth annual Las Culturistas Culture Awards and the first televised Las Culturistas Culture Awards. Airing August 5th on Bravo and streaming the next day on Peacock. Well I think we should just get
Starting point is 00:02:36 started. In the category of finalist of the year the nominees are Dr. Orna Guralnik, The nominees are Dr. Orna Guralnik, Gabrielle Deltawerk, Boop, and Megan Fahey. These are the nominees for finalist of the year. In the category of best picture, literal picture, the nominees are Dylan Efron, Butt in Air, Luigi Mangione, Reveal. Lisa Rinna, M&M. Walton Goggins during Sam Rockwell's crazy ass monologue, The White Lotus.
Starting point is 00:03:14 And Picture of a Horse That a Child Drew. These are the nominees for Best Picture, Literal Picture. In the category of Santa Award for being unforgettable, the nominees are Daisy Duck, Toad Mario, Sarah Snook, Gaga Chella, and Rosie O'Donnell, and Just Like That. These are the nominees for Santa Award for being unforgettable.
Starting point is 00:03:44 In the category of most iconic exchange of words, the nominees are... Defying Gravity Intro, Ari and Cynthia. High Body Count Hare, Angie Quetzanuevas. Does He Make You Laugh? He Doesn't Make Me Cry, Ocean's Eleven. Does He Gag You? He Doesn't make me cry. Oceans 11. Does he gag you? He doesn't clock my tea. Meme of Oceans 11.
Starting point is 00:04:11 But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end. Well baby, I went down and got it for ya. Aww, you shouldn't have. Britney Spears. Oops, I did it again. These are the nominees for most iconic exchange of words. In the category of Titanic Award for Monoculture, the nominees are Rotisserie Chicken
Starting point is 00:04:34 Miss Piggy The White Lotus The Letter S and Wicked These are the nominees for the Titanic Award for Monoculture and Wicked. Whoa! Sorry. It's okay. These are the nominees for the Titanic Award for Monoculture. In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:04:55 British, My Friend Lucas, Low-Key Jacked Nurse, Understanding Palm Springs Airbnb Host, and Jared. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Normal. In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees are Jonathan Bailey, Andrew Scott, Andy Cohen, Tramiel Tillman, and the one you're thinking, him.
Starting point is 00:05:28 These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous. In the category of Best Gay Guy, somewhere in between, the nominees are Fire Island Pines Bartender, one with 25,000 followers, pop star makeup artist, Jimmy Fowley, and the incredible Pat Regan. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy, somewhere in between. In the category of the greatest showman, the nominees are, Sutton Foster, Cole Escola,
Starting point is 00:06:08 Jeff Goldblum, Kermit the Frog, and Miss Piggy. These are the nominees for the greatest showman. In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees are, Mayhem, Lady Gaga,
Starting point is 00:06:24 Am I the Drama? Cardi B. Now that's what I call music, volume seven. Stripped, Christina Aguilera, and 1989, Taylor Swift. These are the nominees for Album of the Year. In the category of Father award, the nominees are Mark Duplass, Andy Cohen, Barack Obama, Mark Ruffalo, and J.J. Abrams, father of Gracie Abrams, which Barbara Streisand found out. These are the nominees for Father Award. In the category of Daddy Award, the nominees are Adam Brody, Freddie Prinze Jr., the men of the Four Seasons, Ricky Martin, and Dad from
Starting point is 00:07:18 Inside Out that Gay Twitter is still wanting to bang them out and same. These are the nominees for the daddy award. And the category of circus award for stop being weird. The nominees are well, the circus, of course, hinge dates, person obsessed with being Polly, but is single. If you're still like, I'm a Hufflepuff, like give me a fucking break for Christ's sake. And Airbnb hosts and the locks they choose.
Starting point is 00:07:51 These are the nominees for circus award for Stop Being Weird. In the category of Eva Longoria award for tiny woman, huge impact. The nominees are Boop, Sabrina Carpenter, Quinta Brunson, Toad, Mario, and AOC. These are the nominees for the Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact.
Starting point is 00:08:22 In the category of best laugher, the nominees are Brittany Murphy, Katie Gavin, Muna, RuPaul Charles, Elphaba Thropp, Wicked, and SpongeBob. These are the nominees for best laugher. That sucks Elphaba didn't get nominated for her other thing. Yeah. In the category of best crier, the nominees are Rachel McAdams, Demi Moore, Galinda Upland, Wicked, Lauren Conrad, Black Mascara Tear, The Hills, and Timothy Chalamet wearing gay guy shirt crying gay guy tears. Call me by your name. These are the nominees for best crier.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Will a dapplin to get nominated for her other thing? It's crazy. I would be upset if I were her. Only for Wicked. In the category of Pop Crave Award for excellence in journalism, the nominees are Caitlin Collins, George Clooney, Steve Kornacki, the other election, not this one, Amelia Demaldenburg, and Conclave 2024.
Starting point is 00:09:35 These are the nominees for Pop Crave Award for Excellence in Journalism. In the category of Best 2023 Moment, the nominees are Barbenheimer Arez Tour Chinese Spy Balloon Ariana Maddox's Terra Sandoval Up and
Starting point is 00:09:59 Gwyneth Paltrow Skiing Lawsuit These are the nominees for Best 2023 Moment. In the category of Tina Turner Legend Award, the nominees are Audra McDonald, Clara, Melissa Etheridge, Monstro Alyssa Sue, and Cecily Strong. These are the nominees for Tina Turner Legend Award. In the category of Song of the Summer, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:10:35 Flowers, Miley Cyrus. Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter. Party in the USA, Miley Cyrus, Graduation, Friends Forever, Vitamin C, and Sweet Caroline, Unknown. These are the nominees for Song of the Summer. In the category of Fumke Janssen Name Award, the nominees are Charlie Puth, Mariska Harjitay,
Starting point is 00:11:08 Dr. Victoria Frankenstein, Betty Boop, and Madison Beer. These are the nominees for Fumke Janssen Name Award. ["Fumke Janssen Name Award"] Readers, ktis, publicists, finalists, Award. interviews, visual bits, and culture moments that'll change your life. We could not be more excited to launch the channel with the announcement of our Culture Award nomination. So don't wait. Be sure to watch Los Culturistas on YouTube
Starting point is 00:11:52 at youtube.com slash at Los Culturistas. In the category of best way to ride with your bitches, the nominees are Showstopper by Danity Kane Acela Quiet Car Carpool After Swim Practice and We Get Slurpees Big Van that Housewives Get On to Go on Trips and Your New Crush Dri drives you to the airport. They will never do this again. These are the nominees for best way to ride with your bitches.
Starting point is 00:12:33 In the category of, don't repeat this award for rumor we are making up, the nominees are, Haley Steinfeld speaks seven languages and is a certified genius. Football isn't real. Andrew Garfield is dating Melissa Joan Hart. Bowen Yang leaving SNL at some point. When he makes purple and gold, you get black.
Starting point is 00:12:58 These are the nominees for Shhh Don't Repeat This Award for Rumor We Are Making Up. In the category of Most Matt Rogers coded award, the nominees are, Soup, All, Discovering FKA twigs in 2024, Colorful suits despite color blindness, Long Island but also Florida Florida, if you know, you know.
Starting point is 00:13:27 And Kate Hudson. These are the nominees for most Matt Rogers coded award. In the category of most Bowen Yang coded award. The nominees are Stu, all. SAT words and casual conversation. Nintendo Switch drops. Puzzlingly single makes you ask, what gives? And glasses with points of interest.
Starting point is 00:13:56 These are the nominees for most Bowen Yang Coded Award. In the category of best note ever sung, the nominees are L In Every Night in My Dreams, My Heart Will Go On The Battle Cry, Elphaba, Defying Gravity Sometimes Charlie XCX, Rewind Furry
Starting point is 00:14:24 In the National Anthem, But not the way she's been acting. And Barbara Streisand. You! In You Can Show! From Tell Him, duet with Celine Dion. These are the nominees for best note ever song. In the category of scariest moment in history, the nominees are Discovery of Fire Had to be Nuts,
Starting point is 00:14:55 Paige Disorbo Leaving Summer House, Drones Over New Jersey, we've never figured this out by the way, Skibbity toilet. And hereditary. Little diva head come off. These are the nominees for scariest moment in history. In the category of People Magazine's sexiest man alive. The nominees are Daniel Dae Kim, Dylan O'Brien, Dylan Efron, Boston Robb,
Starting point is 00:15:38 and Tramell Tillman. These are the nominees for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. In the category of the Cowboy Carter Award for Best Live Outdoor Performance, the nominees are Sunset Boulevard. Sunset Boulevard. Cowboy Carter. Richel Zegler, Evita. Bowen Yang, featuring Matt and Celeste Appledance, Coachella. And Chapel Roon. Music Festivals.
Starting point is 00:16:02 These are the nominees for the Cowboy Carter Award for Best Live Outdoor Performance. Congratulations. I was not expecting that. Thank you. In the category of Shot We Are Shooting In This Moment, the nominees are Share on Lost Culture, Celine Dion on Lost Culture. Celine Dion on Lost Culture. Barbara on Lost Culture.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Oprah on Stradio Lab. And Taylor Swift. These are the nominees for shot we are shooting in this moment. In the category of best thing you texted your high school friends about, for shot we are shooting in this moment. In the category of best thing you texted your high school friends about, the nominees are, Sarah had a baby and it's twins. Congratulations, Sarah. Sarah bought a house.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Huge year for Sarah. White lotus, so good. I'm so sad to hear that Sarah got divorced. And Sarah is a happy lesbian. Congratulations, Sarah. These are the nominees for best thing you texted your high school friends about. In the category of best hand moment, excellence in hands, the nominees are Hands by Jule,
Starting point is 00:17:25 Lady Gaga, Put Your Paws Hands Up, Sarah Sherman as Nosferatu, Aidy Bryant, you know, if you watch her work, she really does make a lot of interesting hand choices, and 11 Minute Applause Breaks, Cannes Film Festival. hand choices. And 11-minute applause breaks can film festival. These are the nominees for best hand moment excellence in hands. The category of most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet. The nominees are.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Purell. Gasolina, Michelin, Vendetta, and Stadia. These are the nominees for most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet. In the category of best word to whisper. The nominees are. So sleep.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Fuck here. And never. These are the nominees for best word to whisper. And the category of best word to Scream, the nominees are... Guilty! Now! Taxi! Gaga! And...
Starting point is 00:19:00 Never! These are the nominees for best word to scream. In the category of Wingdings Award for excellence in symbols, the nominees are Grinder app mask indicating sexual interest Little fire on a menu indicating spicy Little peanut on a menu indicating peanut. White Smoke from Pope building indicating new Pope.
Starting point is 00:19:30 And Green Light by Lord. These are the nominees for the Wingdings Award for Excellence in Symbols. The category of Best New Artist. The nominees are Domingo,
Starting point is 00:19:48 Dr. Victoria Frankenstein, Ava Victor, Miss Eggie, and Gabby Wendy. These are the nominees for best new artist. In the category of most amazing impact in film, the nominees are AI unfortunately, and we can tell when it is Kate Winslet hat intro, Titanic Music and scoring in film Jeff Goldblum's Chest, Jurassic Park. And Paul Giamatti, Blue Paint, Big Fat Liar.
Starting point is 00:20:32 These are the nominees for Most Amazing Impact in Film. Readers, Katie's, Publicists, Finalists, and of course, Kyle's, listen up! The time has come. You've asked and we've answered the call. Los Culturistas is getting our own YouTube channel! You heard that right. Check out full episodes, iconic interviews, visual bits, and culture moments that'll change your life.
Starting point is 00:20:59 We could not be more excited to launch the channel with the announcement of our Culture Award nominations. So don't wait. Be sure to watch Los Culturistas on YouTube at youtube.com slash at Los Culturistas. In the category of Best Batman Woman, the nominees are Poison Ivy Dr. Chase Meridian Cat Catwoman Michelle Pfeiffer, Robin, spelled with a Y, this is the Riddler's assistant Robin whose scenes were cut, and Catwoman Anne Hathaway. These are the nominees for Best Batman
Starting point is 00:21:41 Woman. In the category of Allison Williams Cool Girl Award the nominees are Lisa Rinna M&M, Lisa Blackpink, Lisa Simpson The Simpsons, Lisa from Temecula and Paige Disorbo. These are the nominees for Alison Williams Cool Girl Award. In the category of Jamie Lee Curtis Award for gusto, enthusiasm and individuality. The nominees are Benton Boone Flipping, Gagacella, Women Crafts Provincetown, Julia Fox, and Monstra Alessasu. These are the nominees for Jamie Lee Curtis Award for gusto, enthusiasm, and individuality.
Starting point is 00:22:36 In the category of best news we heard. The nominees are, Lord is performing tonight at Washington Square Park. Sarah Sherman hired at SNL. Simone Biles is up next. There was a scary accident, but everyone is okay. In fact, they have all made friends as a result of their experience during the accident. They found our bags! And there is a big sale at our favorite store.
Starting point is 00:23:16 These are the nominees for best news we heard. In the category of Creatine Award for Straight Male Excellence. The nominees are Bad Bunny, Calvin Klein, Sebastian Stan, Various, Senator Bernie Sanders, Andy Samberg, Various, and Jack Antonoff, co-author of Man Child. These are the nominees for Creatine Award for Straight Male Excellence. In the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees are Miss Piggy, Boop, Pamela Anderson,
Starting point is 00:24:01 Jack Antonoff, and Mulan. These are the nominees for Artist of the Millennium. I'll drink to that. In the category of most thrilling threats, the nominees are, do that again! No, do that again, I dare you! When a parent counts one, two, three. And what if we kissed and you are not attracted to the person?
Starting point is 00:24:33 You remember Amanda, right? You don't. If I ever see you again, I'm gonna kill you. These are the nominees for most thrilling threat. In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are Knife falls on foot while running knife to your friend who asked if you could bring that knife over here. Holding phone in mezzanine at a Broadway show like Boop and you drop your phone and it hits someone's mother. Eat watermelon seed and it grows in your stomach, exploding all of your organs.
Starting point is 00:25:12 But he's blind. And I was eating a Greek salad and it was spicy. I had to go to the hospital and have my stomach pumped. This was last week. These are the nominees for most uncommon accident. In the category of Casamigos Margaritas Award for things to enjoy anytime, anywhere, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:25:37 Fanny packs, any decade. The phrase, if you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready. Anonymous. Podcasts. Not a flash mob. Please let me know when you're gonna dance. When my new lover looks me in the eyes,
Starting point is 00:25:53 oh dear God, I'm at the point of my relationship where I just can't keep my hands off him. These are the nominees for Casa Migos Margaritas Award for things to enjoy anytime, anywhere. In the category of outfit of the Year, the nominees are Demi Moore's yellow coat, the substance. Timothee Chalamet at a Knicks game. Protect the Dolls T-shirt.
Starting point is 00:26:21 When a pretty girl gets coffee in just sweatpants and a tank top. And Lisa Rinna in whatever the fuck she wants. These are the nominees for Outfit of the Year. In the category of Renée Rapp Award for Power in Lesbianism, the nominees are Probably your grandma even though she was married to your grandpa for 50 years. Women in film crews wearing hard clothes to do their tough job. Miss Honey, Matilda.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Moona. And, Karabiner. These are the nominees for the Renee Rapp Award for Power in Lesbianism. And finally, in the category of Record of the Year, the nominees are Abra Kadabra, Lady Gaga, Diet Pepsi, Addison Rae, I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing, Aerosmith, Massachusetts, Jensen McCray, and Soup Remy Wolf.
Starting point is 00:27:27 These are the nominees for Record of the Year. We hope you join us, and we hope you celebrate all of the nominees for their contributions to the culture. These will also be airing on Bravo, August 5th, streaming the next day forever on Peacock. I'm Bowen Yang. And I'm Matt Rogers. See you at the awards. Last Culture East is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and I Heart Radio
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Starting point is 00:28:36 Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Show me how good it could get today, God. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian. A fully Black, fully Queer, fully Human, fully Divine podcast from iHeart Media to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Dr. Joy Harden-Bradford, host of the Therapy for Black Girls podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:20 I know how overwhelming it can feel if flying makes you anxious. In session 418 of the Therapy for Black Girls podcast, I know how overwhelming it can feel if flying makes you anxious. In session 418 of the Therapy for Black Girls podcast, Dr. Angela Neal-Bornette and I discuss flight anxiety. What is not normal is to allow it to prevent you from doing the things that you want to do, the things that you were meant to do. Listen to Therapy for Black Girls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness. I'm Dani Shapiro, and these are just a few of the powerful stories I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of Family Secrets. We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart podcast.

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