Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "The Britney Episode" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Episode Date: February 10, 2021It's a Britney deep dive, bitch. Also, Wendy (hmmm...), Armie (WOOF), Abel (sure!) and Brady (UGH). JT stans, turn back. #FreeBritney Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetw...ork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
This fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up.
Think you've seen it all?
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
We're friends like that, who needs enemies?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Cheers to being Germanic.
With the Real Housewives of Potomac.
Oh my gosh, can I take this in?
It's gonna be amazing.
New York City.
Everyone is a gossip.
No one gets a happier life.
Salt Lake City.
We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion.
And below deck sailing out.
You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset.
Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
Let's have a real good time.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes.
We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football.
Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times,
from legends to our buddies to current stars.
We're finally answering the age-old question,
what kind of dudes are these dudes?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was,
should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home,
and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died
trying to get you to freedom.
Listen to Chess Peace,
the Elian Gonzalez story
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. podcasts. biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow. Oh, and look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes.
Oh, yeah. Las Culturistas. wow is that culture yes goodness wow las culturistas here we go you are well i hope you are what's going on right now you two where are we both
in a little dip should we acknowledge this and be up front i have been anxious all day and i
literally don't know why i do why why do you know why well
i oh it's so stupid i just i feel tell me now i feel like we're at the time of the pandemic where
like i i don't talk to a single person that is doing well and it's just it's it's hard to like
it's hard to make yourself feel good when everyone around you feels bad.
You know what I mean?
You get this?
I get this.
You're so right.
And I hadn't thought of it that way before.
My sister's so wise.
Well, you know, you might call me the wisdom.
You are the wisdom.
I call you that all the time.
But aren't you doing relatively okay?
Like, yes, but then there's little things. You are the wisdom. I call you that all the time. But aren't you doing relatively okay?
Like, yes, but then there's little things.
I just feel like it's a very inactive time right now,
it being the winter.
I can't imagine.
And I'm saying this in Los Angeles.
Meanwhile, you're in New York where it's absolutely covered in snow.
You do not understand the luxury that is to be able to drive 15 minutes to Griffith Park.
Not even five.
Not even five.
And then you go on a gorgeous hike up through
those hills.
You can even go behind
one or two hills and look at the
San Gabriel Valley.
Oh my God. What a life
in L.A. I've forgotten my roots.
That's what it is. I'm disconnected from my touchstones that keep me grounded and tethered really to, to
earth.
But no, it's not a big deal.
It's, I'm just thinking to myself, like, why do I do that?
Like I'm the kind of person that I really absorb other people's stuff and, um, it ends
up dictating my experience um and i girl i don't know what
queen empath queen but yeah it's just it's just something i've been thinking about a lot because
i just feel like it's a time in the pandemic when no one is like um feeling happy also honestly i
think i've just like the week has been a lot like after the
accident, I still don't have a car. You know what I mean? I'm still just like sitting here and not
really doing much. And I haven't been able to go out and like buy groceries. And I was doing very
good with cooking for myself and et cetera. It's just like a weird lullish time in the pandemic.
Yeah. And I think what happens when you're not doing much and you have an addiction to social media is you're on it a lot.
So I will say.
And it ain't good right now.
It's not like we're living in a great time of social media either.
No.
And it actually sort of brings me to a piece of culture I feel we should discuss, which is the Britney of it all.
And I watched the Britney documentary.
And I think this is one of the reasons why I was in a funk. Like I watched the Britney documentary and I think this is one of the reasons why I
was in a funk.
Like I watched the Britney documentary.
It was devastating.
And in watching it,
I felt a lot of like,
I think like personal responsibility is the wrong way to say it,
but I felt like we have not been there for her as a,
as a people that she gave so much to.
And I thought to myself,
and of course I had to take to twitter
and i was like you know in watching i tried to say in so many words in watching the britney
spears documentary it's so clearly that this is to me anyway this is about so much more
than just her it's about a misogynist and sexist culture that would basically for so many years
sort of try to condition us to make
us feel like the suffering of these celebrities and really mainly these women is funny and like
you know like we were cultured by like late night and tabloid culture to think there was entertainment
value in this type of thing and so i tweeted that something to that extent. And like a lot of the responses I got were like, yeah, duh.
And it's like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
And it just became this ugly thing.
Well, people are just, people online are just so mad.
About why, that they're mad that you like,
even the reminders of that reality that you are already aware of
way before this documentary came out,
that you don't sort of like vocalize that every day as if it's an implicit truth like for i mean but it's i don't
care for people who say duh like i don't understand what the conversational rhetorical like use of
that is to be like yeah we've all known that it's like i well then good for fucking you i'm sorry
i'm being this no no no literally this because one thing i
was entertaining as my i don't think so honey later was people that are like well i never
thought it was funny what was happening with britney spears like good for you i cannot believe
that someone would take this opportunity to show how they've always been a better person than
everyone else it's like we're just pointing out that the culture like was set so that we like enjoyed the downfall of these celebrities it's
been like that for a very long time i know i'm not breaking any news i'm just pointing it out
what the documentary illustrates and people are just like they need so desperately to like
let you all know well but well i was i always thought it was horrible what
they did to britney spears good for you i'm sorry no that's pathetic and you know you know what that
does that's also buying into like stupid individualist nonsense where it's like it
that you think it's important that you were exceptional in whatever way of thinking to be
like well this what you're saying has no value or importance because i am the exception
that that doesn't take away from the fact that this is a society that this has been like
there was a societal project to ruin britney spears's life absolutely and i think like and
but it's it is it is i'm sorry it is individualism over collectivism where it's like it doesn't fucking matter what your individual like responsibility as a person is like you
you're not changing anything any outcome uh as it relates to some collective issue that's all it is
like i don't care that you always thought that what we were doing to Britney Spears is fucked up. This documentary exists in spite of that.
Right.
And we are reacting to it.
And I think it's number one case that it makes is that this is misogyny, period.
Like, this is just what we did to this girl, this superhuman talent who was willing to give and give and give from the time she was
nine, ten years old on Star Search.
She was being asked questions by Ed McMahon.
Did you get to watch the doc?
Yeah, I watched the whole thing.
Ed asks, sir, do you have a boyfriend?
Yeah.
Like, it's truly wild, wild, wild.
And honestly,
and you and I talked about this
over FaceTime yesterday.
Like,
and you said something
I think that is brilliant which is
anyone who worked in media in like the year 2000 let's say like 2000 to 2008 2009 should just no
longer work in media yeah i just think they should be replaced if you're diane sawyer if you're
fucking matt lauer obviously or like jay leno or like any of those people who like truly like went after
this woman or like took the pot shots at the time when it was such low-hanging fruit like you should
go fuck yourself I I honestly ever since the Connie Chung thing and even before that I'm like
I don't know about that fucking Diane fucking Sawyer because you and I have even talked about
that moment in the interview when Brittany basically says like there's power in masturbation right she says she the words she used were she feels that
masturbation is a sacred thing that she doesn't want to that she feels like a power in it and a
pleasure in it and Diane looked at her like she had three heads and was like you think it's sacred
and you can see in that moment Brittany sort of sink into herself and she said
oh just kidding i i think i'm confused i i'm embarrassed and she like moved it along and
then like what's also explored in the documentary is how basically diane sawyer is cornering britney
in that interview being like yeah what did you do to Justin Timberlake
to make him so upset? Because it was just, and we can talk about Justin at length, but the media
basically really sided with him with no evidence, but his own testimony, his own obviously biased
testimony. And when you watch the whole whole documentary it's clear they had been
out to get her from the beginning because people were uncomfortable with her expressing sexuality
in the way that she did and connecting with young girls in the way that she did who hadn't really
had someone like that um to speak specifically to this generation because the thing about britney
spears is she is our generations.
You can even say millennial generations answer to generation X's Madonna and Janet Jackson.
You know what I mean?
There was not a sexually forward figure like that.
And she happened to be young and, you know, selling a sexy image.
And I think people were so offended and triggered by that.
It's not even that we were
uncomfortable we were always comfortable we were always overly comfortable or even just
we were dictating what her sexuality should be by being like oh let's ask her about her tits when
she's fucking 18 and younger we were like she did like she found her her little cracks in the veneer to like express
herself sexually but it was also this thing where like we were the ones who fucking chipped at it
because we kept like making jokes about her boobs or her virginity and all this stuff
yeah so it's it's not even that like we it was a reactionary thing it's that we like as a society we're so fucking interrogational about her existence as
like a really confident performer and an attractive performer and someone who like could be like very
commanding physically it's like you know god i like watched back like the pepsi ads from the
super bowl like you know 20 years ago at this point and it's like god britney spears was a fucking dynamo and like jackson level choreography like
dancing and like had that quality where you just like lost your mind when you saw her like
pop out on stage at that time you know what i mean absolutely i mean there was before britney
for our generation and there was after britney and I say this sometimes on the podcast and I believe you have a similar experience but I remember the day she impacted like I remember
yeah there was a day where baby one more time was not in the culture and the next day I remember I
distinctly remember walking into third grade and it was like have you seen Britney Spears
we love Britney Spears like Britney Spears is the best and I was like wait you seen britney spears we love britney spears like britney spears is the
best and i was like wait hold on who is britney spears and at that time you couldn't just go home
and like on the internet up you know what i mean like you had to i remember i had to beg my parents
to let me put on mtv because i was not allowed to watch that because i knew they weren't playing
around vh1 i was like please like you don't understand like there's a singer that i have
to know in order to fit in like it got to that point and they were like and i remember my
uncle was like oh i've seen the britney spears video you'll it's really something else and i was
like i need to see it and then when because it was this there was a demand for her the day like it
was it was so instant that and and i think that our generation hadn't really
experienced anything like that like yes with the spice girls um but there were so many of them
and also with boy bands there were so many people involved like that sounds silly but
a targeted fixation on one individual had not really happened yet for our generation. And you're right.
Like it took my sister to bring home a CD of Baby One More Time, the album.
Like I didn't know who she was until the album came out.
You know what I'm saying?
But then I remember I have the fullest sense memory of being in my living room in our house in canada and just like putting
in the cd and being like oh my god this is the best thing i've ever heard in my life yes oh
absolutely i mean even the like besides like soda pop sometimes sometimes yep email my heart like
that album oh bring never forget. Britney was cultured. In their diary, the day I saw that boy,
and I kind of thought
he smiled at me.
She was,
no one had ever been like that.
No.
And I remember it was like,
I don't even think I knew
what she looked like
until I got to the record store
and walked up to the new releases
and picked up the album and the CD.
And then weren't you like,
she's the prettiest girl?
I was like, she's so pretty.
I was like, oh, she's like super cute
and she's exactly as pretty
as everyone said she would be.
And then you turn on,
you hear boom, boom, boom,
and the world changed.
Yeah.
I mean, that was the moment.
Was Britney's
only placement in the top 200 moments
number 200? No, there had to
have been more. 200 is when
Britney said, good morning, America.
Well, that's...
You know what? We might have to do a new list.
We might have to do...
For our 250th episode, we might have to do top new list we might because because we might have to do for our 250th
episode we might have to do top 250 moments that didn't make it because it's just getting to be
ridiculous how many things we've missed because what should be on the list is that just that sound
should be on the list yes um and maybe maybe maybe we can have doug put it in right here can you just
put the sound the from the britney song right in right here. Can you just put the sound from the Britney song in right here?
Great. I'm so happy we heard it.
And now all you're thinking about is that fucking song in the music video, the fucking little puffs
in her ponytail, pigtails.
Yes. But you know what else is interesting?
The amount of time where she was super dominant,
which was like 98 to 2004 or 5,
up through In The Zone
like before it got kind of weird
with her being consumed
by the paparazzi and everything
when she was just truly untouchable.
Everyone's favorite.
Yeah.
It felt like 20 years
but was only like 6.
It was only 6.
You know what I mean?
It was like 9
because Baby One More Time
was 99 or 98.
Oh no.
Baby One More Time was 99.
99. And then Oops I Did It Time was 99 or 98. Oh no. Baby One More Time is 99. 99.
And,
and then Oops I Did It Again was 2000.
Yeah.
That makes sense because that was the,
that was also at the same time when the Backstreet Boys put out the Millennium album.
Right.
So this was like the,
the Millennium was a huge,
like,
like timestamp.
Well,
cause back then it was,
cause it really was like once a year there would be a new britney
album and i was like truly even as a kid getting used to this cadence of once a year there's going
to be a britney spears album and it's going to be so it's going to consume my life because it was
99 was baby one more time 2000 was oops i did it again in 2001 was britney and i think and then in
the zone wasn't until 2003 but even then i was just like, we're getting Britney consistently.
And I like did not know how like, you know,
this, the industry worked.
So I was just like, until I die,
there's gonna be a new Britney Spears album once
or once every two years,
once every year or once every two years.
And also like, you don't understand
what it takes to have that output like now looking back it's like
they probably worked that girl like a dog and i like and and she probably and you see in the
documentary that she enjoys it and likes and like has input and like yeah is part of the process
of executive ability uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh and then i remember when she took
her little break uh before she did in the zone because she was gonna like rebrand and come back
as this you know a little bit older version of britney spears and it felt like it was a veteran
returning meanwhile she had been in the industry for like four years well i mean and i mean as a
huge mainstream pop act obviously she had done
mickey mouse club and all that stuff but but i just remember her being so ubiquitous and at the
time obviously not knowing what that meant which is that she must be working insanely hard
and the documentary just shows that i think people do appreciate the documentary showing
like a moment of her being like i was not controlled from the i was not a puppet from
the beginning right i really and it's like what justin tranter said too when we had them on
they're like someone who like achieves like selena let's say his level of success they were they were
talking about like selena gomez's level of success yeah that's not by accident that's like there's something there's some personal power in there and that artist to like know what to lean in on
and i feel like you have to give credit to britney spears for knowing that herself yeah it's important
to know that too in the documentary it's because of the position that she's in now where she has
like no autonomy over what she's doing right and and it's it it's crazy
because what the documentary argues is that basically it went from postpartum yeah common
combined with the fact that the paparazzi was out to get her and the fact it went from that to conservatorship, pretty much.
Within a span of like six months?
Right.
Which is unheard of.
Around the release of Blackout, which was like October of 2007,
into the first quarter of 2008.
That was when, that was like the full cycle of the conservatorship, in terms of like it sort of being talked about and then it finally happening. her in the in the dispute because like she gets this court appointed lawyer to represent her and
then she loses the the dispute and then she has to be under her father's conservatorship right
do you know what i'm talking about yeah yes yes and like it's just crazy how rigged it obviously
feels against her the fact that it seems like no matter what she says or does, and now she's like legally in court documents, she is saying she fears her father.
She doesn't want him involved.
She won't work.
She won't work with him.
She won't put out any new work if he's still the conservator.
Right.
And she recognizes, appreciates, and supports the informed support of her fans who are the Free Britney movement, which to me means that like,
there's something wrong here. And I really feel like we should be able to hear from her.
And yes, you can on her Instagram and stuff. And she actually trolled today and she put out a post
that was like, wow, what we've all been waiting for last week, the Super Bowl. I was rooting for
both teams. Like she kind of like said something like like that and
i was like yeah but britney what's going on because it's now gotten to a point where it's like
it's it's it's ordinarily with a big stunt like this like whenever taylor swift pulls a stunt or
like whatever it's usually whether or we can see it on face value or not in service of some sort of project or the brand
this is not so it's like her her life yeah this is for her safety sanity livelihood and so it just
feels to me like there is obviously something wrong with someone being in control of her money and person who she says she she explicitly doesn't
want in that role and has been saying that and then there was that weird interview with her
brother where he was like you know the women in my family are very strong-willed and it's annoying
or something i was like what the fuck is the deal here it's just like and where he's like you know
i'm one of the few men in the family it's like no it's you and your dad who's a full fucking deadbeat who is absent for most of britney's life
and trying to start off these stupid little grifty rackets or whatever the fuck and now he's like
swooping back in and controlling her money and having her pay for his lawyers it's so fucked up
um that fucking lawyer who represents jamie was so stupid i can't believe she like that
fucking woman who was just like um yeah uh the conservatorship is like legitimate in these ways
and then she like like a week do you see like a week after that interview she like went back to
represent jamie spears it's like so it's so stacked against poor britney and it's like and
and yeah like but i wonder like what we like you say that we have not been there for her i agree but what do we do well to to be to be there for
her and what i mean by that is like what i mean is i don't think it's possible and a lot of people
were telling me i was wrong yesterday on twitter and good for fucking you sweetheart good for you
but i don't think it's possible to sit here and say,
as a consumer of culture in the era of Britney Spears,
as a millennial who is like a fan of pop culture,
that there's not stuff to examine about the way that we've experienced,
examined, discussed culture.
And we literally do it on this show.
And we've had to change the way that we talk a lot.
I mean, when Adele came back into the scene
and had lost all that weight, we said we have to change the way that we talk about, especially
women in the public eye because this has real repercussions on their lives. And I think that
someone like Britney Spears, because she's just always been there and always been ubiquitous, because there's some joy in talking about her or experiencing her in any way, we all are a little brainwashed and conditioned to feel like it's okay to laugh at someone who's rich, or it's okay to laugh at someone who's beautiful, or it's okay to laugh at someone who's talented, who seemingly is undefeatable.
But with her, it's like when she so clearly was vulnerable, it felt like it came at the
perfect storm when it came to the tabloid culture.
And I remember I was a big consumer of Perez Hilton because at the time when I was in middle
school or high school, I did think a lot of the ways he was shitty towards celebrity was funny because something about the way that it was all framed or it just always felt
like a punch up, I guess, or maybe it was just the fact that I grew up in a very toxic, patriarchal
part of the world. You know what I mean? And I'm just recognizing that now,
and it's just another step of the unlearning of all of that. But I did not enjoy but participate
in a narrative that was, wow, Britney Spears, what a train wreck. You know what I mean?
And I think it's disingenuous to say, not me, never me. I just think that that means it's disingenuous to say not me never me like i just think that that means it's it's it's a lack
of self-awareness to think you were better than all of this and that you didn't participate in
this i don't know yeah i don't know it's like denying that you were a part of some large
collective sentiment about something right like i don't know that that
it's it's not like it's not that i'm shit it's not that it's not that like um we're saying that
like oh like contrarians are that's not like a like that's like a useless stance to take but
it's like also it doesn't really undermine anything about the dominant, like feeling around something
or that you sort of absolve yourself from like the consequences of that. Does that make sense?
It's like, yeah, like you being like, I didn't, I never, I never like sort of fell for the whole,
like Brittany, like ha ha train doesn't mean that like millions of other people did.
Right. Exactly.
And so it's basically just like a way to like,
say you're better than everyone,
which cool and great.
Good for you.
I'm so happy for you.
Like wonderful.
Like next time there's a big polarizing issue,
we'll listen to you first because you're on the right side of history about
everything.
But my thing is just like,
like,
like millions and millions of people clearly felt conditioned
by a society in, into thinking that this was an acceptable way to treat someone because
she was treated that way and is in the positions that she's in now.
And like, we saw it.
So, so I don't think that denying that you that are, or like trying to absolve yourself
from it or like take blame off
of yourself or responsibility off of yourself for what happened to this person is necessarily
helpful because it happened and we're dealing with it now sure sure and then i find britney
i find britney to be tragic because it's like what you were saying like and what the doc says is that her having children um coincided with the paparazzi at their sort of
powers and so like it it just it just is it's just trying to imagine living a life as a new
mother while having every single thing that you do be examined and scrutinized yeah is it just
it must sound like hell to anyone right it has to sound like hell to anyone and so
and so britney spears is tragic because she is this like person who um had to bear the brunt of
like everyone moralizing around how celebrities should be um respectable presentable. But meanwhile, she was being subjected to this insane media scrutiny
around being like her anatomy
and her sexuality in a way
that they were not comfortable with.
And it was coming from this crazy,
puritanical, patriarchal, misogynistic place.
I know it sounds like we're just throwing around
all these adjectives,
but it's like, I think it's like,
it's important to, i don't think it's
a it's a chicken or the egg thing i think like it starts at the fucking dirtbags who ask her
about her tits when she's fucking 18 years old absolutely i truly believe that and the reason
why we're it sounds like we're throwing around these adjectives is because we now at this time
have the vocabulary to talk about it this way
so when the issue comes up we're gonna use that vocabulary and like like so people being like uh
yeah you arrive in a little late fuck you it's like no fuck you because at least we're having
the conversation because it should be had because this woman is in danger now like did you have like the vocabulary around mental health in 2007 when she was at her lowest?
Like, if you did, then great.
If you like, if you, we are in this new sort of baseline, we've caught up to some new baseline as a culture, thankfully, where we like understand each other when we throw words around like this. Back then, at whatever age you were,
there was no collective societal awareness around,
is this woman's well-being being considered?
Exactly.
And I mean, you know what I was really happy that they brought up
was the proximity to the Lewinsky scandal with all of this.
That was really, I thought, important in terms of
points that were made by the documentary because no one was sticking up for Monica Lewinsky at
that time. Literally no one. And so what was happening with Britney Spears was in many ways
like a more, at least on face value, lighthearted way of shaming a woman for
being sexual. Because we had it in such a dark way with Monica Lewinsky, who was only,
you know, she was younger than 25 and got all of this. And it's really interesting to look at it
in the frame of Britney Spears, because britney spears was like you know obviously
bubblegum pop and she sort of got like what was weirdly enough like in comparison to monica
lewinsky like a bubblegum pop version of misogyny where it wasn't like fuck this whore monica
lewinsky she is a harlot look at her with her raven hair and her you know she obviously stomped
in there and she knew what she was doing it was like a light-hearted misogyny of so what's up with your boobies like and and
like then her sorry but going on snl and the monologue joke being her tits moving around you
know what i mean like all these things and like you hear the late night jokes and it's it's weird
it's it's weird and it would never happen now so So it is important to call it out now and understand that that is the root of all this.
Because when we talk about Britney Spears now, what we all have to understand is that we have been as a society conditioned to speak not just about women, but specifically about her in a certain way.
And there is remnants of that when we talk about her now
so when you say the words britney spears to many many millions of people the first thing that comes
to their mind is not the free britney movement or how the how important the music was to them
or the fact that she it's that she's crazy it's that she drove around with a baby on her lap and
oh my god isn't she a terrible mother? Yeah.
And by the way, like watching that moment play out again on,
in the doc reminded me of when 80 was on the show.
And she was like,
I've never related more to a celebrity than that moment because,
and because she was like,
fuck you.
Fame is bullshit.
Right.
It's destroying who I am as a person.
And you guys don't have access to the
person that you thought i was ever again yes and like honestly like it makes total sense it makes
total sense why she would and like her getting the umbrella i'm like i think i clapped at the
screen i was like that's actually incredible that she did that right because fuck that dude who they
interviewed like i'm people
who took issue with him being interviewed and included in the documentary the videographer
slash paparazzo who like was there at that moment that like one of her like paparazzi
but like that fucking dude sucks who's just like no one if she didn't she never said to leave me
alone and then they're like what about the all the times that we have on tape of her saying leave me alone. And then they were like, what about all the times that we have on tape of her saying, leave me alone. She just met for that day.
Get out of here.
It's truly.
And honestly,
that us weekly photo editor too,
I was like,
you were like,
he had the smugness about him too.
I was like,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no.
You were part of this apparatus that like destroyed this woman's life.
Yes.
Do you understand?
It's exactly what you said.
The overarching thing is like capitalism,
like there shouldn't be
a system in place
where incentivizes photography
to the point of
a million dollar picture
being a thing
in paparazzi culture.
Like that should not be
the like motivating engine
behind all this.
And yeah, here we are.
But like you could have
at least like stopped it there.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And I mean,
it's exactly what you said earlier,
which is it's that individual don't know. Yeah, and I mean, it's exactly what you said earlier,
which is it's that individualism versus collectivism because now these guys clearly know.
They clearly know that they were part of something
that destroyed this woman
or caused her to be in the situation that she's in now.
And they will do Simone Biles-level gymnastics to fucking absolve themselves of wrongdoing it is
crazy they will stop at nothing no one can just be like you know what i was wrong i and and i could
try to justify it by saying it was a livelihood and it was a good livelihood i thought we had a
relationship that we didn't i didn't know i was harming whether or not that's true. Obviously they need to examine a lot about their lives if they believe that, but they should
come out and say, you know what? I was wrong. And I think there are tons of people that should come
out and say, I was wrong. I think that we should have a statement from Justin Timberlake. Where is
Justin Timberlake's allyship for Britney Spears now? After he made his solo
career off of her back, which
he did. Because let's not
mince words here. He had a fine
debut album. There's definitely
some bops. Justin Timberlake is a talented
man. He's multi-talented.
But that does not just
make a pop superstar in an
individual capacity. He needed a narrative
and his narrative was
fuck britney spears who cheated on me and then he sold her out and said that she had been lying
about her virginity when he went on the radio and said that he had sex with her so that was a dirt
bag move and he is culturally aging very poorly because we haven't even talked about the janet
stuff and yes he did come out and say know, he did the bare minimum and said,
I believe that women are,
especially black women are treated differently.
And,
but he,
he did not do enough to like try to help.
And he's certainly not saying or doing enough now for the woman who without
him,
he would not be where he's at.
And it's fucked up.
She, Brittany did not need where he's at. And it's fucked up. She...
Brittany did not need Justin.
Justin needed Brittany.
Say that. That is
the real truth. What was that?
Anyway,
James. Anyway, James.
This segues. That's what she said.
And I... What was that?
What was that? Okay.
Okay. James. James.
This fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up.
Think you've seen it all?
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
We're friends like that.
Who needs enemies?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Cheers to being Germanic.
With the Real Housewives of Potomac.
Oh my gosh, can I take this in?
It's gonna be amazing.
New York City.
Everyone is a gossip. No one gets a happier life. Salt in? It's going to be amazing. New York City. Everyone is a gossip.
No one gets a happier life.
Salt Lake City.
We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion.
And Below Deck Salia.
You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset.
Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. Let's have a real good time.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude.
You're a dude.
And Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against,
legends from the past.
And we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk?
We got studs, wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes dude.
We got dogs.
Dogs.
We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories
and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ, three-time Olympian, and basketball Hall of Famer.
I'm a mom, and I'm a woman.
I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter, basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman. I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter,
basketball analyst, a wife,
and I'm also a woman.
And on our new podcast,
we're talking about the real obstacles
women face day to day.
See, athlete or not,
we all know it takes a lot as women
to be at the top of our game.
We want to share those stories
about balancing work and relationships,
motherhood, career shifts,
you know, just all
the s*** we go through. Because no matter
who you are, there are levels
to what we experience as women.
And T and I, well,
we have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Shro Smoops
and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an
iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership
with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Elf Beauty,
founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace,
the Elian Gonzalez story
as part of the My Cultura
podcast network
available on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
We're sort of starting to
talk about Wendy now.
The other documentary. We need to talk about wendy now the other documentary we need to talk about justin um yeah what are your thoughts i mean we need to talk about justin and i just feel like
i remember he was absolutely silent and meanwhile janet was the one who was going out was going to
all these talk shows doing all like I remember
like Janet Jackson like went on fucking Conan like two weeks after the whole Super Bowl happened and
I was like wait why is even as a kid I was like this is not her responsibility she does not have
to clean up this mess when even as a kid I was like but we talked about it at school the next
day we were like but Justin tore away the breastplate thing. He ripped her clothes
off of her. And it was like
part of the staging, but like
he ripped her clothes
off of her and then he had to
he didn't answer for it at all.
Like when did he even
say the whole like black women are treated
differently? Like what, 20 years after the fact?
Like 15 or something? He's quoted
as saying, and I believe it happened right after like i the fact of the matter is like she had her historic
career ended basically like in the way that it was i mean you're talking about someone who's
performing the super bowl like that is the biggest moment of someone's career and very a handful of people would
even be considered for that. And
because this thing that it took
to to tango to execute,
she was completely ruined
and then that was like, you
know, on the way up for him
like he got huge. I mean, there was a
time where he was the biggest. Meanwhile,
she was wearing this like
fantastic like corsetry whatever
and he is literally out there in a gray t-shirt flop like a fucking dirt colored button down
like i'm sorry but that i mean that is also illustrative of something where it's like
men don't have men can show up looking like fucking shit at these events these huge events
that are watched by tens and tens of millions
of millions of people let's just say it i mean it's because he's attractive and white he can do
whatever he wants and straight forget it you know what i mean like like like this type of like sort
of rat pack throwback thing he was doing let's also not ignore the fact that like not only did
he make his career off the back of Britney Spears in that
narrative,
but like he was doing R and B music and like,
like,
you know,
not to say that white people can't do R and B music.
I don't believe that that's true,
but it felt like,
it felt like it,
it felt like a more palatable version of what black artists had been doing
for decades at that point.
And it was just like,
right.
Hey,
here's not to make this,
this is a very lazy comparison,
but here's like a la la land jazz,
Ryan Gosling doing jazz version of,
I don't know.
You know,
it's like,
here's like a white boy doing rap pack looks and then R and B sort of
stylings in myings in my music.
Right.
I just think he is not, he is not, it's just funny now because he is so, he's now for,
he's now like dad pop.
You know what I mean?
Like can't stop the feeling.
It's like, you know what I mean?
It's very sort of like mainstream, like Ellen would play it.
Not cool. mainstream like ellen would play it um not cool um but he it's just so funny to see him age poorly
because now it's like if you actually look back and like really assess why he is as big as he is
like it's not great it's not the the record is is really suspect like great it's it's not great. It's not. The record is, is really suspect.
Like,
great.
It's,
it's not good.
Um,
and get a fucking jade roller,
honey,
to lift the bags under the eyes.
I'm sorry.
Well,
it's just so funny because like,
I'm making fun of his appearance.
It was never more,
but no,
but I'm about to too,
because it was never more apparent that he was like such a white dude when he started aging as badly as he has.
Like, I'm like, the man of the woods thing,
like he had to do man of the woods
because he needed to justify looking like hell.
Like, like curdled.
He truly looks curdled now.
Okay, Han says there's some awful clips
from the 2018 Emmy Red Carpet where journalists are asking Jessica Biel questions and he keeps jumping in to talk for her. Okay, Han says, there's some awful clips from the 2018 Emmy red carpet
where journalists are asking Jessica Biel questions
and he keeps jumping in to talk for her.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, because he can't help himself.
I mean, that type of person has aged poorly.
You know what I'm saying?
That like, hey, aren't I?
I remember even like,
this is such a crazy example, specific example.
This is the 2010 Emmysys and tina fey
had won an emmy for 30 rock for writing for outstanding writing in a comedy television
show and justin for whatever reason was presenting like justin timberlake's at the
emmys shirt he's presenting for outstanding writing in a comedy television series tina fey
wins and he like presents for the awards and then instead of and then as tina walks up to the
mic he like but like jumps in and goes i'm gonna let you finish like does the whole kanye bit which
is at that point a year old and even and as a college student it was like what are you doing
just let the woman's and then tina had to like do the whole like oh i'm taylor swift haha like yeah stop doing bits stop doing bits i mean jt as
comedian was a whole thing we we gave him too much power in that moment we were like oh great he's
like doing all these funny sketches with like andy samberg and he's doing all these fun bits with
like he's he's a great snl host but then like you can't let the train run too wild on that one. On someone
like that, who's been affirmed his
entire life, you gotta
pump the brakes a little bit.
When he's in this new venture where you're like,
hey, maybe calm
down. You know who's also a great fucking SNL
host? Britney Spears.
I'm so happy you said it, because I was then
thinking the same thing. I was like, Britney
was a gangbusters SNL host, and it's because these Disney stars, I'm so happy you said it because I was then thinking the same thing. I was like, Brittany was a gangbusters SNL host.
And it's because these Disney stars,
I'm waiting for Zendaya to host.
Oh,
she'll be fantastic.
Olivia Rodrigo someday.
Mama.
Yes.
We need the star to come.
Olivia.
Olivia.
But my thing is just like,
they're always like,
Christina was a great SNL host too. Christina was great. And it thing is just like, they're always like, Christina was a great SNL host too.
Christina was great.
And it's just so funny because they're so pumped out to do that, that it's like, yes, they were great.
Can we stop acting like we should put them on the goddamn cast?
Like, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's fine.
People can come and be great hosts um but it actually reminded me um when we were talking
about christina like just to leave the jt of it all for a second because you can't really talk
about like britney at that time without talking about christina and i almost feel like the
treatment that was given to britney at the time when she was like number one and christina was
number two just because of the way they came out like no shade actually like christina had just as many if not more number
one hits that's actually true but it felt like christina had to go so far like in like she
couldn't toe the line of like i'm coy with my sexuality it's like very much here and present like she
had to be like no no i am my album is called stripped i'm in fact filthy i'm the s the the
music video for dirty is about getting a yeast infection it was like i'm phil see and this is me and i love it that music video i've never seen anything
please filthier and i mean that i mean that in the best oh it's absolutely holds up but the music
video is truly like slimy grimy sex and it's so hot and i've never seen anything like it since nope like she did she did fully full tilt go into i'm a fucking
sexual being yes and i responded to it i remember when i was younger i was like i was like oh like
wow yeah for sure i'm out of the two of them i always was like not not that i actually well
not that's not true because when people were were like, you team Britney or team Christina,
I was always like, I'm team Xtina.
Because I just always, I really loved how hard she went for it.
And I always loved the vocals.
I mean, like, I'm someone that appreciates the vocals.
But it was so interesting to think about Christina in watching this documentary.
Because she was so like,
not forced to,
but it felt like she had to occupy a space that was a,
that was something completely different from Brittany.
And when Brittany was made to feel like self-conscious or like her sexuality
was something to be like a coy about christina was like oh there's no way
and that kind of unfortunately for britney like that was probably the more like self-preserving
way to go but overall christina approached her sexuality in a way that was much, much, much more confident. And Brittany's was,
I'm being sexy in spite of what people expect of me.
Christina's like,
I don't fucking care what people expect of me.
This is not,
this is not pushing back against something.
This is just who I am and who I want to be.
Does that make sense?
Yes,
absolutely.
And both of them on those albums that came out at that,
at those times,
like obviously stripped is a huge
is literally a response to media coverage of her and so slave for you feels like
lyrically literally it explores i may come off a certain way but i'm actually this yes and i'm
sexual in this way and it almost makes me feel like that makes sense
that slave for you came out before, before dirty, because if they were already thinking, we're going
to take Christina in a more overtly sexual direction. And then Brittany came out with
slave for you. They were like, all right, well, we got to get the hens from the hen house. We got
to get pigs in here we got to make sure
that everyone's who can spit in someone else's mouth in the background like it was like it was
like a petri dish mama yes yes and like because because they were in competition with each other
meanwhile you got jessica simpson over there being like jesus christ is one of my best friends.
Like, why?
Oh my God.
I just have to say,
there was a period of time,
even in college,
like 2000,
I mean, it was end of high school into college,
but 2007 into like 2011 when F fatale came out that i was
that britney was my number one even even before gaga wow at the time it's you know what's funny
like that that through line is very followed it's like britney gaga for people it's really funny
but even but even for me it was like um was just that, like me having this loyalty to her because of all she had been through.
Yeah.
And I,
and I was following the conservatorship bullshit when blackout came out.
Cause I was like,
this is an incredible album.
Even in high school,
I was like,
I would like turn to my,
my,
my friend,
Emily Nepper.
And I'd be like,
wait,
this album is incredible.
Every song is amazing.
What's going on.
Isn't it so sad that she's going through
what she's going through?
She can't promote it.
The give me more video is whatever.
And then like that summer piece of me came out
or that winter piece of me came out
and then she won the VMA.
But I was just following her life so closely.
I was on the message boards.
I would never post on them,
but I was on breatheonme.com,
which was like the main Britney Spears,
like news.
I was, I'm telling you.
Yeah, you were a real fan. Daily, I was following up on the on me.com which was like the main britney spears like news i was i'm telling you yeah you were a real daily i was following up on the britney news and everyone being like i
remember like before femme fatale was announced it was like all of all of like the insiders are
saying it's blackout 2.0 it's blackout 2.0 and that was like the like if there are fellow like
britney spears fans out there of that time who can confirm this, please give a shout out on Twitter or something.
Because I remember when Femme Fatale, before the title came out, everyone was like, it's Blackout 2.0.
It's like club bangers.
And honestly, Femme Fatale, amazing album.
Till the World Ends, Hold It Against Me, I Wanna Go.
Oh, I Wanna Go is not a joke.
Yeah.
Is Leather and Lace on that one? Leather and i'm not like like you understand like i don't think you know this that well about
me no i know that you're a britney boy i love britney i love britney so much what's your
favorite music video go oh i mean i think her i think one of the best music
videos of all time is toxic one more time oh no toxic i think that toxic is one of the best pop
songs of all time i think it's one of the best music videos of all time i will never going just
going era by era i think like i loved obviously baby one more time is baby one more time and it
is synonymous with pop perfection and it is synonymous with the birth of britney and then moving forward i loved off oops i did it again
i would listen to lucky all the time i love lucky in fact when we used to do like henry nights at
at um yeah i would sing lucky all the time i I love lucky. Lucky needs like a Renaissance.
Lucky needs a Renaissance.
That music video.
Just so good.
Her hair in that music video as lucky.
And I remember,
I remember that was when I was at the age.
It was nine years old.
Radio Disney was the shit we did.
It was,
it was still terrestrial radio times and would listen to that.
Didn't know how to buy it offline
where parents wouldn't let us buy the CDs
because they were like,
Britney Spears is too sexy.
Even like growing up.
But like my sister snuck in
or somehow convinced my parents
to buy Baby One More Time.
We did not have the second album.
Did not have Britney.
In the Zone we bought in China
and then blackout
i bought on my own because i was in high school by then but anyway yes lucky okay keep going so for
then going forward it's like my favorite album of her i i kind of didn't love britney the album
like i just thought it was it was not the first two but that being said like there's great stuff
on there but my favorite britney album when i of that time of her in the
zone was in the zone i mean for me i loved breathe on me i loved touch of my hand touch of my hand i
loved i even outrageous i loved outrageous i loved um what i got that boom boom i got outrageous
outrageous was supposed to be um the fourth single or the single
that ended up getting cut.
The single that was supposed to be
out after Every Time.
Which Every Time,
incredible music video.
Must extrav.
Must tap and spree.
Tap and spree.
We on a world tour.
Oh my God.
Wait.
Didn't we used to say that
when we would go on tour?
We would be like,
we on a world tour.
We on a world tour.
Outrageous.
Oh my God.
Yes.
That song was so good. And obviously, Toxic is on that world tour. Oh my God. Yes, that song was so good.
And obviously, Talk Sick is on that one, and I love that.
And also, that has Everytime.
I'm telling you, the music video for Everytime,
Britney, it's her most artistic
sort of filmic music video,
but she's giving you
a really fucking good performance.
Yeah, she was great.
She's acting in it.
So hot in that
video too in the zone incredible album top to bottom truly that was that was like imperial
phase britney to me yeah and i'll never forget that cover with that like blue pink like it was
like i just like and i also loved it because it felt like she was the most excited like it felt
like she had taken the time to like by the way this is the britney episode and that
might be the time i love that this is the britney episode yeah yeah um but for me it's like that
aesthetic that confidence and then when i remember the first single was obviously me against the
music which was her madonna moment and then that came with all of the bullshit with the vmas with
them kissing and stuff.
And again,
everyone threw everyone off.
And like,
that was sort of like them understanding exactly what the media was going to
do.
And they gave them that.
And who is the provocateur original then Madonna to like,
do that with Madonna,
do that with Brittany and featuring Christina,
because she really got the shaft in terms of coverage on that one.
Cut to Beyonce and Justin they cut to Justin
but then Beyonce the next
day or that week in the media
was like I am disgusted
I was disgusted
which we have to stand
and also the fact that
Beyonce was there talk about another one
that's always been here
Beyonce bitch but anyway like when that was Beyonce was there. Talk about another one that's always been here. Beyonce, bitch.
But anyway, when that was all going down,
I remember Me Against the Music,
I did not love as a first single.
And then when Toxic came out,
I was like, oh, forget it.
The James Bond strings, the video,
how many cuts there are in the video,
that it's like a comic book.
That song, I just remember like felt like art in a way
everything if it felt like pop songs like that felt like art also i want to shout out the song
don't let me be the last to know a rare britney ballad which i love and she performed that on snl
live she did but don't let me don't let me be the last to know was that was a long time ago that was
oops i did it again that was oops i did it again it was not on amazon but i didn't want to i didn't
want to be going through and not say that song because i do love that song and then in the later
years sometimes sometimes sometimes great the music video for sometimes when they're just all
in white and just like the crop tops her beach ball dancing on it mama so beautiful i mean like
what that like evokes a feeling, you know?
Absolutely.
At the time,
you're like,
this is what love is and it kind of is
a beautiful love song.
Sometimes I run,
sometimes I hide,
sometimes I'm scared of you,
but all I really want
is to hold you tight.
Treat me right.
Be with you day and night.
Beautiful song.
All I need is time.
Okay,
also the bridge.
Just hang around
and you'll see
there's nowhere
I'd rather be
if you love me
trust in me
the way that I
I'm like
so bad today
but anyway
that song was
unreal
and also
you know what I think
could be a hit right now
what
Stronger
oh yeah
oh
if she were to come out with out stronger right now i think it would
kill that is a sleigh and a half i mean peppermint like with the reveal at season nine finale that
was stronger right like unbelievable like it matched it almost matched i would say the like like it's like emotion like
so emotional with wit like but i'm saying like they didn't match completely but it's like
in terms of like huge pop songs like that like are built for moments like that like oh my god
it doesn't get better than stronger it's so huge and it it's so huge you would forgive an album that only had
that one hit on it
but it was like
one of six
oh my god unreal
and then moving through time
Blackout
is so great
for me
like
I think honestly one of her better albums of all time is glory which like just came
the production on glory yeah why you laugh i feel like glory between you and me and our friends has
been this like punch line but actually not a joke not a joke joke. We like all keyed into,
do you want to come over recently?
One of the most important songs of all time.
It's actually one of the most important songs of all time.
And I dare, I challenge the reader right now to put on,
do you want to come over by Britney Spears from the album glory?
Her latest,
most recent album that came out like what,
like five years ago.
Now it came out in 2016.
There was a re-release that came out in 2020.
Right.
I'm sure because it was like a money grab
because she was like,
I'm not making music anymore
until my dad's off the conservatorship.
They're like, well, we still got to make money somehow.
Yeah.
Anyway, do you want to come over,
put that on and walk around in a circle?
And if you are not like skipping
and getting your fucking life to that song
honey you ain't human they need to do that as a lip sync on drag race and you know who i think
would have killed it like for some reason no the entire well yeah because she would kill everything
but the entire of season 10 i was like i hope we finally get um do you want to come over as a lip
sync so aquaria could do it because i think aquaria would kill do you want to come over as a lip sync? So Aquaria could do it because I think Aquaria would kill.
Do you want to come over?
And I bet she knows it.
And on that,
she knows that she a hundred percent does.
And on that album,
I also really like this single,
which was make me.
And also this,
which make me.
And just,
if you literally just like smoke a little weed lay on your back like and just put on the
album uh glory just starting with track one invitation like the production will fuck you up
if you get some good here good good uh headphones and play the album it's really good and she is
right there she's she's there and slumber party with tinashe
excellent excellent and great music video actually too yeah and i i do love private show
private show's fun it's it's so like it's a lot of but slumber party with tinashe like it's
reminiscent of the boys music video where they're just it's a long table and like they're both like crawling towards each other it's like really fun um circus i think is fantastic circus is amazing
what's your favorites on circus because there's some bops if you see k me i'm so glad they did
it on drag race this season denali really really really fucking delivered i think that is one of
her underappreciated music videos where she is kind of
giving you choreo it's the most choreo that she'd given more choreo than that that she'd given the
circus video i would say and she's doing like fun choreo and it's just her like in this like gross
house in the morning after a party but she's like giving you fun little moments and then she like
gets dressed and like turns into a housewife and And then there's like little like Easter eggs where like her daughter and the
end of the music video is in the baby woman time outfit.
And it's like,
she like has to present herself as this like all American woman.
And while the paparazzi are like flashing their cameras outside.
Yeah.
And she's,
and she's just like,
she's giving you a really good performance star quality.
Like you can't teach this.
Like, yeah, she's one of the best music video music video pop star actresses like she is up there yes so she's such a star i mean she's a
star she's so watchable that album has one of my favorites that doesn't get talked about enough is
kill the lights and also um yeah lace and leather and I love um blur is great
can't remember what I did last night
everything
everything is still a blur
and then radar the only song to be on
two different albums
do you have any information on why that was
I think they wanted to like make
that a full single
from blackout but they were like
this song is too fucking good we have to put it on circuits and then they shot a music video for
where again britney's turns in a really good music video performance yeah like during the bridge where
she's just like or you know she's just at like a derby or something and she's in this giant sun hat
and she is like really giving it to you and i'm like what a star what a star okay sorry this it really is the britney episode okay moving on we completely we completely did not even plan talk about what
britney jean which has work bitch of course i'm not skipping it but i feel like we talked about
glory and i just wanted to say that and i know you love this song even though it's like a ballad. Perfume? So I waited for you to come
and I tried
to act natural.
Have you ever been thinking about her?
About me?
We need Patty Harrison to cover it.
Yes, it is a Patty Harrison song.
If she doesn't cover it,
she's done.
She's done. I mean not it's not a great album
it's probably her weakest between britney jean and fem fatale was when she did um
uh scream and shout with william which is truly like a camp classic to me but it's just her
in a brit in a crazy british accent chanting and that's's it. And it's a whole fucking bop.
This whole era was weird.
This is when she went on X Factor.
This is when I started to feel like,
what is going on?
But it seemed like she was having fun.
I guess.
It seemed like she was having fun on X Factor.
I don't know.
Till the world ends,
there is a different cut of the music video
where it's the choreography edit,
the choreography cut.
And it's phenomenal.
I might watch it tonight.
Oh my God.
It's true.
That is an incredible fucking song.
Britney is one of those ones where you could fall into a YouTube wormhole and
just park it.
Oh yeah.
Park it because let the,
let the playlist guide you.
Let the automated playlist guide you to park it. Yeah. it. Let the playlist guide you. Let the automated playlist guide you.
Park it.
Yeah, really, truly.
I mean, even Britney Jean is like,
if that's the weakest album,
which I would agree,
it still has songs that I really enjoy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, okay.
And then Femme Fatale,
this is the last thing I'll mention.
Femme Fatale has two songs
that are from um the producers of toxic she had like not worked with them until femme fatale again
um how i roll and trip to your heart like excellent songs that are just like beautifully produced
really like wonderful wonderful wonderful songwriting i don't know i just and how oh so good
so good. So good.
This fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up.
Think you've seen it all?
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
We're friends like that.
Who needs enemies?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Cheers to being Germanic.
With the Real Housewives of Potomac.
Oh my gosh, can I take this in?
It's going to be amazing.
New York City. Everyone is a gossip. No It's gonna be amazing. New York City.
Everyone is a gossip.
No one gets a happier life.
Salt Lake City.
We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion.
And Below Deck Salina.
You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset.
Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
Let's have a real good time.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude.
You're a dude.
And Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against,
legends from the past.
And we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk?
We got studs, wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes dude. We got
dogs. Dog. We'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories and determine what
kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or
dudes dude? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ, three-time Olympian,
and basketball Hall of Famer.
I'm a mom and I'm a woman.
I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter, basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman.
And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
See, athlete or not, we all know it takes a lot as women to be at the top of our game.
We want to share those stories about balancing work and relationships,
motherhood, career shifts,
you know, just all the s*** we go through.
Because no matter who you are,
there are levels to what we experience as women.
And T and I, well, we have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops
and Tarika Foster-Brasby,
an iHeart Women's Sports production
in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Elf Beauty,
founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother, trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel.
I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy
and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace,
the Elian Gonzalez story
as part of the My Cultura podcast network
available on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Okay, we can move on now
and talk about Miss Wendy Williams,
shall we? It's just such a
it's such a downgrade because it's you know what it's almost interesting that they both
had documentaries come out i mean britney had nothing to do with hers obviously and
wendy executive produced hers which should mean you watch it with a raised eyebrow because the
subject is also the ep um which is you know definitely a vibe
but it's like you're talking about someone who has been the focus of so much tabloid uh gossip
and paparazzi minded you know the celebrity consumption of it all and then literally
someone who rose to like the perpetrator doing that mean, we're not over here being like Wendy Williams is
an incredible
person. She is one of the best
memes of all time.
Okay?
I mean, she's
given us a lot, but she's also given us
a lot of truly soul-crushingly
dark moments where
she'll side with
sexual predators or whatever
or she'll like blame victims of assault when meanwhile she is also herself a victim of assault
it's it's just i mean but this is like the cycle of assault sometimes is that like it just
it like makes you think that well other people should also go through the same thing i went
through in some cases i don't want want to speak on Wendy's behalf,
but it feels like there's something being cycled through when she's talking
about someone else who is a victim of,
of that.
You know,
I'm always nervous watching her.
Not because I feel like,
not because I feel like,
um,
I'm nervous about her delivering anything.
I'm never worried about her landing the plane.
But I just feel like she's so often wrong.
She's so often incorrect.
And I'm like, I am not out here saying that I'm like the fucking bearer of the truth all the time.
Like I've been wrong on this podcast all the time.
But she is like, she's got such a huge platform and like
the way that her audience will just agree with everything she says i'm like there this is a top
this is a weird thing because she does hold some odd positions yes and she is problematic
a ton of the time and so she'll say this shit and the whole audience will just be like yeah yep absolutely
and you're like wait what and i do respect her because i think you have to respect someone who
has created an empire like this like and i don't know like has she been harmful towards people yes
um i think that i think probably i don't know i'm not in her head but i would imagine a lot
of the whitney stuff probably keeps her up at night i don't know that it even I don't know, I'm not in her head, but I would imagine a lot of the Whitney stuff
probably keeps her up at night.
I don't know that it even, I don't know that it does.
I think she-
She was very upset when Whitney passed.
Of course she was upset when Whitney passed,
but she kind of, in the documentary even,
uses that as a point of like,
that was one of my proudest moments,
was that Whitney interview.
When we caught
her on, we got her on tape when she didn't know she was being on tape. And like, we had Wendy
like talk about crack and talk. It was just like, oh, wait, you might have some remorse about the
way that you specifically like broke some seals on the Whitney Houston like conversation in the
zeitgeist, but you also are brandishing
that as a point of pride.
Yeah, you're saying that it was
an achievement that
as a result of your involvement
with her, people
found out about her
drug abuse. Yeah.
I don't know about that one.
It's tough. You don't know about
that one? I'm going to have to think on that one? I'm going to have to think on that one.
Going to have to think on that one.
Going to have to consider
that one. Did you end up watching
the biopic? I couldn't really
get through the biopic, although
that actress
is phenomenal. She was great.
I think you watched the documentary
and I watched the biopic, and that
was the way Lost Cultural Racial was going to cover this. I did try you watched the documentary and I watched the biopic and that was the way Lost
Cold Races was going to cover this. Um, I did try to watch the documentary, but I could not
take any more Wendy Williams content after the biopic. It was just too much. Um, Sierra Payton,
who plays Wendy, does a great performance. Like she, she manages to be grounded. And this is my
take on the whole Wendy of it all all it's like with the biopic
it's like she's gone through so much real shit like yeah she was raped um her husband was like
you know philanderer like you know it was not easy for her professionally you know she like
one thing after another and it's so it's so funny to watch all this real
shit happen to her because she is such a caricature uh she's like a heightened
cartoon it's like watching a biopic about bugs bunny you find out about his bankruptcy
you know what i mean it's like it's like i i'm with this person, and thank God they got a great actress to play her
because she was able to ground it
because it's literally like watching a biopic of a cartoon.
But she's able to ground it.
I mean, but are we like venturing into dangerous territory
by like dehumanizing Wendy Williams, the person,
by being like, she's a cartoon character,
when we're like, we did that to Britney.
I'm not saying it's the same i'm not i'm not drawing that equivalency but i'm just saying like are we are we justifying any sort of like treatment or conversation around
wendy williams i think that wendy williams knows that she has created a persona which is how you
do it which is all these things which which is, you know, and she,
she,
they,
they show in the bio biopic,
like she went out of her way to get huge tits.
She wanted to walk into every room and everyone say,
there's Wendy.
Like she created a larger than life persona and she embodies that all the time.
So when I say it's like watching a biopic of a cartoon character,
what I truly only
mean is her persona is so her creation yes and so and so much of what she is known for is like i
mean and this is another thing it's like when you when everyone saw her in the statue of liberty geish and she fainted if you if if you were as the viewer if your
only thing you thought was well i hope she's okay good for you bitch but i guarantee you left
guarantee you left and if you didn't and you're in denial about it uh personally for me you can
go fuck yourself because i think you're a liar and I think that you're trying to just stay above the fray
read the whole well I never thought it was
funny what they did to Britney shut up
like genuinely
because there is comedy
when it comes to Wendy Williams
is state of being like
she is larger than life on
purpose
it's of her own mate like
yeah I don't yeah that's interesting I mean like her like lighting life on purpose. It's of her own mate. Yeah,
that's interesting. I mean, her
lighting a Slim Jim
on fire and having
that be a recurring bit
where she's like, I'm a foodie, and she's eating
a Slim Jim. Early days
Wendy Williams, I was like, I'm with this person.
She is great. And yes, she's
such an icon of the radio, and
she has all these amazing interviews.
And she's like the Howard Stern of,
she's like the female Howard Stern.
And then on the show, it really became,
and I'm so glad,
and they actually touched on this moment in the documentary.
The Omarosa interview was like the first or second week of the show.
And like you've seen,
most of us have seen it at this point.
Yeah, they were great together.
They were great together. But they touch on a moment where like a switch in wendy flips when
omarosa says you know it's interesting seeing you on tv i feel like you've lost a little bit of your
edge but maybe this is a new endy i like that i like that and the people in the audience are like
boo boo boo and then they cut back to wendy and her face just drops and i think from that moment on she was
like oh i'm not gonna be like ellen i'm gonna be a fucking i'm gonna i'm gonna do what i was doing
on radio and just be this like persona yeah people will have a strong reaction to one way or the
other because that's how she that's her bread and butter yeah Yeah, exactly. And then from then on, like the, the ship took off and, and like,
yeah,
I mean her,
like she,
she did become this character.
So,
okay.
I,
I understand what you're saying about the Bugs Bunny thing.
And yes,
she is like,
it is like,
it is true.
And like her being in a statue of Liberty costume and fainting is on some
level. She has to love that she featured
it in the film in the bio it was literally the clip that they showed to like promote the movie
she knows she knows that there's something about this that is unusual and not and there's something
comedic about it like i've seen interviews with her promoting it where they'll be like showing
where here's a clip from the thing before we do the interview and it's that clip and then they go
please welcome wendy williams and she comes out smile on her fucking face you know what i mean
she knows yeah she's an ep of the movie like again she's in control of this product well it's it's
that that is the thing though it's like at that's like, at that point, you are your own PR agency.
You are your own PR person.
And there's a skill to that, and there's something to be gained from that.
But that's also scary.
That's also like, oh, wait, you're selling yourself as the product of something,
which is as just a product.
And I don't know.
I mean, but we love Wendy so much.
I mean, she's given us, she's got a point. She's a point. And I don't know. I mean, but we love Wendy so much. I mean, she's given us,
she's got a point.
She's a point.
She's an icon.
She's a legend.
And she is the moment.
Now, come on now.
And the thing is too,
it's like,
I understand.
I say like,
I'm a little bit nervous to watch her
because I'm always wondering
what she's going to say.
That's kind of the point.
You know what I mean?
Like, no one's going to watch Wendy Williams for the news.
You're going to watch Wendy Williams because you want to know what Wendy has to say about items in the news.
Like,
you don't,
you don't watch hot topics to understand really what's happening with such and such.
She's not breaking it down.
She's not,
she's giving a take.
She's not vox.com. Yeah. She's not an explainer. She's not Vox.com.
Yeah, she's giving a take.
She is a commentator in a way.
And, you know, we did her interview at Vulture Fest
when Vulture Fest honored her.
And she was very quiet.
Very quiet.
Very, just very, not closed off,
but she was just like, kind of like,
just maybe just like a little
disoriented that day i don't know i mean that was right in the middle of the kevin hunter yes
and i i thought about that um in watching the stuff i was like wow this was really right around
the time when bowen and i met her because that was may 2019 and then like all that shit went down in
the fall or the summer in the fall of
that year.
Yeah.
And it was just like,
and she,
I don't think she mentioned Kevin Hunter,
but she mentioned Kevin Jr,
her son,
um,
and how much she loves him.
And like,
it was really kind of,
it was kind of a snooze of an interview and that's probably on us.
Cause we didn't ask her the right questions maybe.
But,
um,
well,
we were,
I mean,
we were kind of,
it was, it wasn't like you can ask any question you want of course it had oh yeah because we did we did it was vetted you know
it wasn't like matt and bowen interviewing her it was like us for vulture interviewing her it's just
so funny to think i mean remember that moment and not to go back to the britney documentary but
remember that moment when felicia like the assistant such a fun character such a fun lady sweet woman i remember her from back in the day the old britney specials like i remember her
on like britney driven right right right uh but like she holds up that photo of the two of them
in times square like in 98 when like when like before like like when britney was like signing
the record deal it's like oh like to get like i'm like, I haven't seen like a Britney photo of her as a teenager before fame.
Just being like a regular girl, a tourist in New York City.
She's a girl from Louisiana coming to visit the big city.
I was like, God, there's something so like, just so precious and like lovely.
And like, oh God, like I, like I wish that little girl like was, was in, I mean, I'm sure she is in there,
but it's like,
oh,
like this poor girl is in for the right of her fucking life.
It's like early,
often the word that gets used for Brittany.
And I think we even used it in this episode is the word tragic.
And I never liked to say that word when it comes to her or anyone,
because there is a finality in the word tragedy,
because that by definition a tragedy
is something that ends in a death and i feel like yeah or ends poorly and it's just like
we don't know how the britney story is going to end and you know it feels lame and weird to say
this but you hope that at least as a result of this documentary, more people can become aware of the situation that she's in and that we do
need to hashtag free Brittany and that this is a serious problem.
And we do owe this woman that attention and that care because she did give us
so much and she would still be if she felt safe to do that.
And,
um,
uh,
you see,
like even on Instagram, like she still has the desire to fun,
be fun and play and entertain.
And I just hope that this is not,
um,
the chapter that like is one of the final ones when it comes to Brittany,
not saying anything's going to happen to her,
but that she wouldn't perform anymore because I do believe she wants to.
And I just really want the stuff to get figured out.
And I wish the best for her.
And I,
I send all my love as I'm sure you do as well.
I send my love.
I send my love.
And also,
wait,
I just wanted to say,
it's so funny because we were talking about the vulture thing.
Like after you got the job at SNL, like, I kind of kept doing that.
Right.
And I went to Sundance to cover it for Vulture.
And you know who I met there?
Who?
Armie Hammer.
Oh, my God.
Girl.
What?
Have we?
There's nothing that we can, there's nothing for us to really add the to the
army hammer conversation well no what do you add on to it there's there's nothing to add on to it
but army hammer i remember the social network had just come out and then i went home for christmas
that that year and i was in aurora colorado and i went to the rec center where my parents have a
membership to go like work out yeah. And no one was there,
but there was a guy in a baseball cap and this like thin,
beautiful woman doing a little tour,
walk around with like the manager of the place or someone.
And I look over,
I was like,
that's that guy from the social network who played the Winklevoss twins.
Wow.
And I was like,
wait,
but what would he be doing in suburban Denver?
Like he's not from, and I literally Googled him while he was standing like 20 feet away
from me.
This is such a boring story, but I just like Googled him when I, while he was like 20 feet
away from me.
And he's like, yeah, you know, he's from like, he's like from like this, he's this, like
he was born into wealth and he's from like this part of the country and he's, he wouldn't
be here.
But then like, I later figured out he was dating this woman who was from my hometown.
And I'm like,
wow.
Like what,
what are those?
What's that story now?
I'm like,
I'm thinking about it all through the lens of his,
all of his past lives.
Because I also remember that Buzzfeed article that came out,
Buzzfeed news article that came out.
That was kind of this opinion piece on like,
no,
it wasn't an opinion piece.
It was just this feature.
Why have we given this man so many chances? This is when calling me calling this is when call me by your name came out and it was talking
about like the lone ranger and it was talking about like he kind of kept flopping yeah he kept
flopping over and over and over again and it was just like what is hollywood's obsession with
well he's hot this guy white and he already was incredibly rich right and the article like
accounts for all that but it was also like,
but he doesn't have the star
quality. He doesn't. He's not a box
office draw. He's not
like, and Hans is saying
Hollywood is desperate for a leading man.
Same reason Sam Worthington had a bunch of roles in a row.
Yeah, right. Yeah, Sam Worthington, who cares?
But it's like, it's these people who are
like, wait, but you actually, no one
gives a shit about you because otherwise we'd be going to the movies you're not like 100 yeah you can't really make
someone a sensation like yes you can you can shove them in front of everyone's faces again and again
and again but it's like with britney spears it's like britney spears was a born star like
she and and talk about coming from no advantage you know what i mean she was born
in kenwood louisiana which is tiny and it was by sheer talent that she made as far as she made it
meanwhile like and this is something i'm going to say that's maybe a little controversial but
old money are into weird shit like yeah that's why i wasn't surprised at all when i heard about
this cannibal rumor oh no it feels insane to say out loud but i was like well you know it's like
any old institution like there's weird shit there like i if you were gonna tell me hey just so you
know one of the probably top 20 actors in hollywood is a cannibal
if i'm looking at a list i would pick him knowing nothing and when he is only an alleged
cannibal at this point and i wish the episode could be titled alleged cannibal but it can't
no no no we're not going to make it we're not going to just de-title just just give the title
from hans says i'd go with rami malek well i don't know about that guy he's more vampire to me than
cannibal does that make sense yeah yeah yeah for sure for sure um i mean i don't know good point
good point hans has good point it was so here crazy to hear about that and apparently this
week there's more coming out and like WME and his publicist dropped him this all sort of broke out
on like Demois and like Instagram tabloids but now there's actual reporting that's going to come out
over it like with like interviews and like sources and all this stuff where it's going to be like
oh wow this is going to be this is going to be like, oh, wow, this is going to be like, you know, it's like when, terrible example,
but it's like when the Louis C.K. thing dropped
on the New York Times.
And that's what made it like official.
It gave it validity.
Right.
It gave it validity.
And that's what's about to happen.
We're about to hit that.
So, and we should say that hasn't happened yet.
And also it is a little odd for us in the same episode
where we're like, they were so unfair to Britney
to be like, well, we heard this,
we heard Armie Hammer is a cannibalibal but the fact is we have heard maybe the case and i was honestly
here's what i'd say do not smoke weed and then twitter search army hammer no you will feel crazy
because what they're starting to say now is truly dark. And the DMs are really crazy.
Aye, aye, aye.
Before we move into, um...
Well, actually, it's helpful to think about
what the tabloid culture, quote-unquote, is now
and who is most susceptible to that culture
and the way that Britney was most susceptible to that,
to the culture as it was back then.
Right.
The kind of person who is most susceptible to that culture now,
I don't know if it is someone like Armie Hammer,
but like,
I'm trying to think of like,
who is,
whose career is at a point where they are the most vulnerable to be sort of
like exploited by like DM screenshots and shit like that.
Well,
literally white straight men would say them. That's how, you know, it's all fucked up is because they'd shit like that well literally white straight men would say them that's how you
know it's all fucked up it's because they'd be like well they're allowed to get us right now
and that's like warmy hammer being like i'm not responding to these bullshit claims meanwhile it's
like no dude like there's like verifiable stuff coming out here you're obviously a freak like
anyway yeah but but the answer to your question is it's always going to be women
because think about what they did to jennifer lawrence like oh god i could like that was crazy
like when when when that all happened anyway um i wanted to ask you before we go into i don't
think so honey what did you think of the big game honey i thought the big game was kind of a kind of a true done.
A hundred percent.
Like we need to cool it with, I can't believe the amount of people on my, on my, on my Instas who were like going crazy for Tom Brady.
I'm like, you guys know his deal, right?
Okay.
That's my, I don't think so, honey.
So should we do it now?
Okay.
All right.
All right.
We'll do it now.
We'll do it now.
This is, I don't think so, honey.
This is where we take one minute to go off on something in culture.
And it's just something that's really chapping our ass.
And Matt, you have something, right?
I can confirm that I do.
This is Matt Rogers' I Don't Think So, Honey.
His time starts now.
I Don't Think So, Honey, Tom Brady.
I am so fucking bored of hearing about this man.
It's been decades.
We need to move the fuck on
from this guy who is, I'm sorry,
but not even as hot as Shrek.
If you put Shrek next to Tom
Brady, I'm picking Shrek.
And also, in the before photos,
the guy looks a lot like Shrek.
I don't think so, honey, that you
are like, oh, I don't endorse Trump.
I didn't vote for Trump. I'm just a friend of Trump's.
What the fuck does that say about you?
That's going to make me feel better, sweetheart, that you didn't outwardly support Trump.
You only are his close friend.
I'm sorry.
That's a red fucking flag.
And Giselle, your wife had to be like, don't talk about politics.
Just shut the fuck up.
15 seconds.
The most out of touch person in the world
i'm also so fucking sick of hearing about him and now he's like fucking playing for the buccaneers
which by the way is the gayer word for pirates he was a new england patriots disgusting i'm so
done with this type of person i don't think so honey and that's one minute thank you shrek is
hotter yeah shrek is way hotter than tom brady And honestly, it's like, by the way, if there's a hot guy on the Buccaneers, it's Gronk.
Okay.
And I don't want to hear about anyone that's not Gronk because actually,
whenever I think of Gronk, I do immediately get hard.
And that's something that I'll examine.
But the fact of the matter is like, Tom Brady is such a massive celebrity.
People are so fucking obsessed with him.
And it's like, wait, hold on a second.
No, these people no these people these people
are gross it's it's on the chiefs that you have actual stars mahomes is a star travis kelsey is a
star and a verified nice person let's just say this um here's who will hold the who here's who
will stand the test of time colin kaepernick here's who will not tom brady he's gonna age
like justin timberlake. And also, I
can't believe that people are just looking
the other way with the Trump of it all with him
because... Well, being a friend of Trump's
is worse than anything else.
If you're a friend of Trump,
that is worse than being a supporter.
If you're in his inner circle,
then that means
a million dark things. Also, he
definitely has endorsed
Republican candidates over Democratic candidates
and he's also threatened to run for
Senate before. He's called it one of his
grand aspirations and
that cannot happen. But you
know it will.
You know he's on some QAnon shit too.
Doug
Bame says, I don't like him personally, but he
is the greatest quarterback of all time. Shut Bame says, I don't like him personally, but he is the greatest quarterback of all time.
Shut up!
No, we don't care.
You don't have to chime in on this.
We're not talking about
the sport of football here.
We're talking about your character as a person.
Mama, her name was Doug
Flutie. Troy Aikman.
Know it.
Patrick Mahomes. I don't know anything aboutman. Know it. Patrick Mahomes.
I don't know anything about football, but I like Patrick Mahomes.
That was probably
the extent of football players that I know.
I know who Tiki Barber is, but he's not a quarterback.
I believe he was a wide receiver.
And of course,
Deion Sanders, who famously
played Major League Baseball
and in the National Football League.
But yeah, couldn't fucking
believe anything about the Super Bowl really.
How packed the stands were. Couldn't believe
that.
Couldn't believe that Tom Brady
won again.
Wasn't it 7,500 and then it was just cardboard cutouts?
Is that true?
A lot of them were cardboard cutouts.
Oh, okay.
Well, all I know is it didn't it didn't look like
i mean it was terrifying it was terrifying to see it was like oh my god how many people is this yeah
i don't even know if that's true i think there might have been a ton of people there yeah
22 000 never mind never mind yeah it didn't feel right to me also like the whole stunting on them
being like by the way we're giving $250 million away to,
um,
and systemic racism.
It's like,
yeah,
give Colin Kaepernick his job back.
Okay.
How about that?
Let's fucking get it together and really reckon with the fact that y'all have been really slow on the uptake here.
And not just like,
here's a bunch of money,
though.
I am glad that that is a very large sum of money.
It's just like, I don't know. I'm still not a bunch of money, though. I am glad that that is a very large sum of money. It's just like,
I don't know.
I'm still not a fan of it.
And then everything they did with the messaging with,
um,
Jasmine Sullivan,
having to sing the national anthem with Eric church.
It's like,
no,
why don't you just let Jasmine Sullivan do it?
I don't need to see this fucking show of unity.
And Hans wants to know what about the weekend?
Um,
we love able,
uh,
the,
it's a rule of culture only women should perform at the
halftime show yeah i mean i agree or unless it's us unless it's us that yeah that's it it should be
us and maybe maybe andy samberg right lonely island halftime i think that uh a man can perform
at the super bowl prince did a great halftime show
yes we're talking no hans we're talking about in the current like pepsi sponsored super bowl
halftime show we're talking about female singers can i say something i'm really not liking how
much we're being challenged by our straight male producers i'm not real i'm not into it
today was not the day this is the the Britney episode. Although I do appreciate
Anna's hot
EP Anna's contribution.
A ton of parties around the event of the Super Bowl.
Yes, disgusting, despicable, Tampa's trash.
It felt whack. And Anna, I saw your tweet about it
too and I agreed with you.
The thing with The Weeknd is
I understand that he
is at that level that he could perform
the Super Bowl. It's just never going to be my vibe, though.
I did like the blinding lights part.
I mean, I should have just been on the field the entire time.
I hated the staging where he was in the fucking seats, you know, like he was by the scoreboard.
I was like, get him out and get him out on the field.
He can sing like a motherfucker.
I almost didn't realize he had all that.
Like, but he is like a super tenor.
Like he can really sing
yes yes yeah he's great but super well i don't know anyway um okay so what the deal is is i
usually go then there's usually some conversation then bowen goes and so that is i guess we're sort
of following that tonight so this here my, my friends, is Bowen Yang's
I Don't Think So Honey. And his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Anyone who is disgusted,
had to turn it off, made a crazy face at my I Don't Think So Honey last week about toenails,
bitch. I have never, ever, ever been so angry at a response. You have
no right to be
truly like pearl graspy,
pearl clutchy about this.
And my sister, Matt Rodgers,
was on my side of the end. Don't say,
wow, my face was Matt's face the
entire time. Matt ended up siding
with me being, saying,
if you
are just truly shocked at at this you are not
confronting your own humanity dig in honey this is all i have to say i have no articulate point
to make except to say how dare you do not make me out to feel disgusted or like these habits are bad
it's fine we all have these fucked up five seconds i'm billy eilish i am the
emo princess saying you are as dark as i am and you are denying your darkness and your humanity
by by saying that i'm the weird one that's i'm billy i'm billy eilish that's one minute plus um
that to say to end it with you saying i'm billy eilish now it makes sense i feel like now you've earned
the respect because they just didn't know that but with you saying being billy i want to eat
your gruyere flavored toenails which by the way i looked at i didn't say i want to eat them it does
mean you may have a fungus i did look it up it does mean you may have a fungus but i don't do
millions of people so do i but um apparently um i think that
you are gonna sort of you're gonna see the response sort of soften because you've now expressed that
it's a part of your artistic sensibility absolutely it's like it's like billy eilish like you know
slurping the saliva out of her invisalign it's guys, we are all human beings. We are all sacks of shit.
Yeah, it's so true. We're meatbags.
We're meatbags. And don't deny
your body
horror disgusting
tendencies.
No, that episode was body horror.
No, that was body horror. It was body horror.
That whole episode was body horror. When I listened back
to the
discussion of the live birth,
I could not believe.
That episode was body horror.
And I had someone reach out and say they had to pull over to throw up.
A pregnant woman.
Oh my God.
And we have to publicly apologize.
We're so sorry.
Because we triggered that pregnant woman so much
that she had to pull over in her car to throw up.
And she got in my DMs and she was like,
it's literally fine but i
want because it happens all the time but i did want you to know that this did happen and i was
like i mean i completely understand i i very nearly threw up we were talking about it so
we're very sorry we apologize well to anyone else who who um threw up yeah but i mean trust me if
you're if you're reading the news lately it's a lot about cannibalism. So not a lot of ways to escape body horror as of late.
There is a body horror trend anyway.
Yeah.
So before we go, I just wanted to check in with you, re your television watching.
What should everyone be watching along with you right now?
I've really fallen off.'m just watching wandavision
i just finished season four of search party which i thought was fantastic
i heard there might get another season i heard they might get another season who knows we're
waiting to hear but there's an episode with that focuses on chantal witherbottom clear
mcmulty's character alia was incredible this alley was incredible this season. Alia was incredible this season. Cole Escola was
incredible this season. Yeah, Cole was amazing.
He's such a superstar. I mean, seeing Cole play
opposite, seeing Cole play opposite
and Susan Sarandon,
I was just like, this is fucking, this
is what James made of. Yeah, Cole had to be in
heaven. I mean,
they did such a good job. And then I just
have to look up this actress this day because there's an
actress in the Chantal episode.
Lilius White.
Oh, Lilius White is a Tony winner.
She's she's Tony winner.
She plays Effie in the Dreamgirls concert version that I always tell you about.
Right.
Lilius White.
And she's amazing.
She's one of the muses in Hercules.
But she has this role in this episode of Search Party Season 4
that I think is the funniest.
She is so... I texted
Charles. I was like... She's an icon.
I was an idiot. I don't know.
I should know my Dreamgirls and my
Tonys better, but I texted Charles.
I was like, who's that actress who's playing this woman
Wilma? Her character's name is
Wilma. Featured actress
Tony winner for the life in the 90s.
Yes.
I texted Charles.
I was like, I feel like I should know this actress,
but she's incredible and she's making me guffaw.
Like, who is that?
And Charles was like, oh, it's Lillias.
I was like, oh, right, right, right.
And she just is phenomenal.
I just, I'm laughing thinking about some scenes with her.
Truly phenomenal.
And Claire McNulty, incredible.
Everyone, I mean, Meredith Hagner. I'm not And Claire McNulty, incredible. Everyone,
I mean,
Meredith Hagner.
I'm not just saying this
because I host the podcast,
but Meredith Hagner,
John Early,
John Reynolds,
Rebecca Robles,
our story parts.
Oh, I love Rebecca.
I was receiving texts
about Rebecca.
I was like,
everyone was like,
do you know Rebecca?
Nico was asking me
and I was like,
yeah,
she is incredible.
She's incredible.
She always was.
She was always great.
She always was. And she's so multi-talented. She was doing, she was doing. She always was. She was always great. She always was.
And she's so multi-talented.
She was doing hair.
She was...
And just truly a beauty.
A beauty.
Yeah, Search Party.
Were you ever on it?
I've never been on it.
But you are in the Search Party universe.
Yeah, I am in the SPU.
But that was one of those shows where it was like,
you feel like... Not like a rite of passage like not like a law and order it was like a law and order for comedy it was like a
law and order for comedy you know what i mean it's kind of like like and pat reagan is so funny
pat's amazing joel and mitra are amazing in season three yeah it's great yeah but it did feel good to
like get to be on it because it did feel like in that, in that universe, I'm like a complete entertainment,
entertainment,
fashion commentator.
Um,
you're very good.
Maybe it's,
well,
what are you watching?
I literally,
I mean,
I told you,
and I pitched to Bowen earlier.
I was like,
you know who I would love to have on the show?
Um,
Tiana Paris,
who is playing Monica Rambeau in WandaVision.
I've just fallen in love with her
and watching interviews about the show
because she's so excited.
Like, and because her character becomes like,
her character in the comic books
becomes like Captain Marvel.
Becomes Captain Marvel.
Like leads the Avengers.
And it's really fun.
And I love her on the show
and I'm obsessed with the show.
I watched it all the episodes again last night. It's great. I'm I love her on the show. And I'm obsessed with the show. I watched all the episodes again last night.
It's great.
I'm picking up on more things now.
I'm obsessed with Elizabeth Olsen.
I love Paul Bettany.
I always have.
And Katherine Hahn is, I think, the best actress ever.
Ever, ever, ever, ever.
I'm so in love with that woman.
Yeah.
I just don't think I have ever once seen her be even close not even not even never
seen her be bad i've never even seen her be okay yeah i've only ever seen her fucking nail it she
is exactly my favorite type of actress who um she's obviously led by her joy and i think she's
always fun and she's always making it fun for herself. And I bet she's a great scene partner.
And I just,
I get such good vibes from the whole cast and WandaVision,
what they did at the end of the last episode.
I loved because I love the actor.
I love that actor that they revealed at the end.
Yeah.
Love him.
He's so fucking hot.
Um,
and I'm just obsessed with the show.
I love it.
People,
people yelled at me because I said, I much because I said how much I love WandaVision
and want to watch all the Marvels
and they're like,
it's military propaganda
and I'm like,
y'all can go jump off a bridge
with the I Never Laughed at Britney people.
Oh, just get out of my life.
It's like,
I think we said this last episode
or maybe we said this offline to each other.
It's like my first Kat Dennings experience
where I'm like,
okay, yes.
I love Kat Dennings.
I'm like, yes. And I've always been like okay kat dennings but girl kat dennings is so good at this i am lol-ing along with her i fucking love kat dennings i think she had like the two broke
girls stink on her you know what i mean i was like oh she's in like a cbs sitcom whatever
she had the chuck lorry stink on her which i mean who are we to be like who are we i mean so
we would have the stink on us too,
if he asked.
Exactly.
Um,
and then I was going to say that,
um,
Catherine Han is the best part.
And I know we say this every time we bring her up,
but she is the best part of stepbrothers.
The best part.
She,
I think she steals the movie from Will.
We're sorry,
Will,
but I,
in my opinion,
yeah,
my opinion,
Catherine Han steals the movie from Will,
from John C. Riley, from Mr. Adam Scott, from Adam Scott. I just, in my opinion yeah my opinion katherine hon steals the movie from will from john c reilly
from mr adam scott from adam scott i just she's the funniest fucking part of that movie she is
the best part of almost everything she's ever done i'm not kidding like i'm obsessed you know
what i was remembering she was in girls when she played when she was the mother of the girl that
jessa was babysitting and she just ends up flirting with her husband and she's like look and the way that her character handled that with her was like so good and i was i just i'm a person
i love her in bad moms i love her and when her talking the best part of bad moms is her talking
about uncut dicks yeah she's like you have to pull the skin over the cock like
she should host snL she would be incredible
oh my god
maybe we should get Catherine Han on the show
I would love to get Catherine Han on the show
well now it's so weird because I'm watching
so many interviews with the Marvel people and it's so
clear they can't say shit but also
I don't want to ask her about
listen I could ask
I want to ask her about what she does every day
I don't care about Agnes not that i don't care about that but i just care
about katherine hahn more proper right well we might have to do a katherine hahn deep dive someday
but um on that note this we hope you've enjoyed this britney spears sort of a symposium um two
person symposium um and we talked about wendy a little bit we
talked about army i think we really you know checked all the big boxes britney wendy army
and then a little bit of a little a little bit of katherine hot appreciation which i i'm good with
um yes and i think that here's the deal bowen and i we have mentioned a lot of Britney Spears songs,
but I feel that one is the one to go out on.
Okay.
I don't know that I know this.
I'm wondering if me and my sister can telekinetically connect right now.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think we can.
She's a lucky star, but star But she cries, cries, cries
In the lonely
Heartache
If there's nothing
Missing in my life
Then why do
These tears come at night
But what were you gonna do?
I was gonna do Do You Wanna Come Over
I can get into that
Kissing and touching Oh, we can be good And do next to nothing to do i just need to do you want to come over you can listen to that song on what album bow glory
i'm julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes.
We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details,
and honestly, just having a blast talking football.
Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times,
from legends to our buddies to current stars.
We're finally answering the age-old question,
what kind of dudes are these dudes?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
On Thanksgiving Day 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of
Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
I'm Sheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the
real obstacles women face day to day. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we
experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tariqa Foster-Brasby,
an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.