Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - The Iconic 400 Part V
Episode Date: October 11, 2024Part V of THE ICONIC 400! Congratulations Paula Abdul, Ronald McDonald, Beyoncé and SO many more! Who is #1 and will be next week’s guest?! Listen to find out! And check out The Iconic 400 MEGA VID...EO on YouTube!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up.
Think you've seen it all?
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
We're friends like that, who needs enemies?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Cheers to being Germanic.
With the Real Housewives of Potomac.
Oh my gosh, can I take this in?
It's gonna be amazing.
New York City.
Everyone is a gossip.
No one gets a happier life.
Salt Lake City.
We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion.
And below deck sailing out.
You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset.
Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
Let's have a real good time.
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I'm Rob Gronkowski.
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We're finally answering the age-old
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Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer. Be a delusional of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
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Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez
was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Sheryl Swoops.
And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby.
And on our new podcast, we're talking about
the real obstacles women face day to day.
Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women.
And T and I have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby,
an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
Hey, everybody. It's me, Matt Rogers, letting you know tickets are on sale now to see me on tour,
the Prince of Christmas tour, that is. I'm doing my whole album, Have You Heard of Christmas,
plus a lot more with the whole band all throughout December. Go to www.mattrogersofficial.com
to see me in a city
near you. And now,
Las Colch
Drums.
Look, Matt. Oh,
I see. Wow.
Bowen, look over there. Is that culture?
Yes. Oh, my goodness.
Las Colchoristas.
Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling.
Vibe shift.
Vibe shift.
A little bit of an explanation that we owe everybody.
We did sit down for a full, I would say what?
Four and a half hours?
Something like that.
Something like that.
And wouldn't you know it, part five, the final run of this 400, iconic
400 list, part five, the audio
done fucked up.
It was, in fact,
human error. Not on our parts.
Not on our parts. Certainly not on our
parts, but here we are. I mean, we're taking time
out of both of our busy schedules.
It's no one at the network's fault either.
No. Big Money Players has never been
stronger and closer.
We are a tight unit.
And thank you to the whole team.
Everyone tried their best to salvage the audio and the video.
Suffice it to say, we will never be putting ourselves in a position where this will ever happen again.
And by that position, we mean that studio.
Let's just say that.
We're not saying where it was.
We're just saying, woof, what a disappointment because we
sat there for a very long time to record this
but you know what? We love you more
than we feel our disappointment and so
here we are recording part
five of the
Iconic 400. This is the grand finale. By the
end of this episode, you will know who number one
is. We want to introduce hot
producer Becca to the chat.
Hello.
She has been dinging and donging.
And I just, I did think about this the other day.
I said, she had to keep her eye on the damn clock
for 400 times, like 400 rounds.
I said, that is focus.
While Chicha was on her lap barking and jarking.
And she's back.
She's back.
There she is. Oh, Chicha. She's back. There she is.
This is an amazing...
She didn't make the list, but
Chicha is honorable mention with Halsey.
With Halsey. Chicha and Ashley,
congratulations. You know, as we said, HM
is sometimes better than being on the list.
A hundred percent. Now, just before we launch
into everything, I did just want to say
one thing. Oof,
you guys. The hurricane that just, the hurricanes
that have happened down in Florida, all really along the coast from North Carolina on down.
And inland.
It's so devastating. My family is personally affected. And just think of those people. If
you're in a giving mood right now, I know everyone's being asked for money a lot, but there's people that really need help. And so you can spare literally anything,
do your research about, I can't off the top of my head say where exactly to send money, but just
please be aware that there's people that are a lot of, this is just a serious amount of
devastation. And there was no way to come back from the first one in time
for the second one. Of course, it would be helpful if the governor of the state took a call from the
president and vice president of the United States, but I guess he's not willing to do that.
It would be helpful if federal funding would not be held hostage either. So this is why,
even though, again, we are very aware that you're not all ATMs,
this is incredibly devastating and overwhelming and sad, and please do what you can. And if you're
affected, we are with you. And thank you for listening. If on the off chance you are listening
to us as you are like surveying the damage that has been wrought into your world and your lives. Hello. Hi.
Any reflections that you have Matt,
as we head into this,
I guess this is a nice moment that we have of respite reflecting on the
iconic 400 before we dash through to the finish line.
Well,
I mean,
let's just say that it's about to get really tough to keep it to 30,
but we're going to fucking do it.
Let's head in. Let's head in.
Let's head in.
To number 78.
Reba McIntyre.
Reba, you know, you spoke of a girl named Fancy
and how it was her one chance and she took it.
And I'm taking my one opportunity right now to say,
Reba, you were a legend in all ways.
A legend in all ways, in music,
in entertainment in general.
You know what?
Another person like Lisa Rinna,
who you can recognize by her silhouette alone.
And can we say,
a survivor!
Yes!
A single mom who works two jobs,
who loves her kids and never stops.
Dang.
Number 77,
Neil Patrick Harris.
We just talked about mommy.
This is kind of daddy. This is daddy. This is talked about Mommy. This is kind of Daddy.
This is Daddy.
This is Daddy Doogie.
This is Daddy Magician.
Daddy.
We still don't know what happened.
He made that suitcase disappear or something at the Oscars?
Oh, he's making so many things disappear.
You can find him in the Magic Castle turning tricks.
Hopefully in more ways than one, because I'll say it hot.
Hey.
What? Am I allowed to say the man is hot? I thought the man is hot. one, because I'll say it, hot. Hey. What?
Am I allowed to say the man is hot?
I thought the man is hot.
You're allowed to say the man is hot.
He doesn't have to be turning tricks
for that to be true.
I'm available.
Dog.
Okay.
Number 76.
Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Really, I mean,
there are gays who will lay down their life.
We said it about Buffy,
but we got to say it at Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Like, gays will lay down their entire life for this woman.
And talk about cruel intentions.
Talk about cruel intentions.
Talk about...
Look, iconic showbiz marriage that has stood the test of time.
100%.
Three named legends.
Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Come on.
They said it couldn't be done.
They said it couldn't be done.
Number 75, Frank Sinatra.
What a crooner.
What a voice. What a legend.
Do you think he killed Marilyn?
Excuse you?
Do you think he killed Marilyn?
Is that what people think?
That's what I think.
We can only have
so many conspiracy theories
with Big Frank.
I don't think it was JFK.
I think it was FS.
Why?
Dong.
Number 74.
Kristen Wiig.
Oh.
I mean,
the best to ever do it,
in my opinion.
Her,
Will, Maya, I'm like these are
name another legend name another
legend like you will struggle to do it
I mean this is just first of all to say nothing
of Bridesmaids which is I think one
of the great films
ever but also Barb
and Star is there anything funnier than
Barb and Star no truly nothing
funny and you know what Grape Stomp Lady that's it Grape Stomp Lady that is the only funnier than Barb and Star? No, truly nothing funny. And you know what? Grape Stomp Lady, that's it.
Grape Stomp Lady, that is the only funnier thing.
Dang.
And she, okay.
Number 73, Cameron Diaz.
Talk about iconography.
In Charlie's Angels, when she wakes up and it's like,
heaven must be missing an angel.
And she shakes her little booty and she's like, whoa.
And then she answers the door
to the UPS guy and she goes,
you know, I signed a waiver
so you can just feel free
to stick it in my slot.
Stick it in my slot.
Oh, wait.
The best scene in cinema history
is the karaoke scene
of my best friend's wedding.
And that was her
Star Wars born moment.
People think it was the mask.
It was that.
Mask, no.
People think it was something
about Mary, no.
Just don't know
what to do with myself.
So good. Number 72. Moona't know what to do with myself. So good.
Number 72.
Moona.
Greatest man in the world.
Greatest man in the world.
Katie, Naomi, Joe, y'all are the queer hotties of all time.
Anything but me.
Name hotter people.
You can't.
Can't.
Even through the years and the eras.
Katie Gavin and I have, I'm just going say, we have a crackling chemistry, and
something will happen, and it's been
mutually acknowledged, and something
will happen. You know what I mean?
Do you have a song with her on your album?
No, bitch. It's about to be a what?
What? A girl fight! Katie fight?
Gay fight? Not us fighting over Katie.
Dang! Yeah, absolutely
us fighting over Katie. Number 71,
Liza Minnelli.
Thank you for caring.
Thank you for caring. Whoa, that was
not a good Liza. It wasn't. Uh-oh.
It wasn't your best. Number 70.
Princess Diana.
Oh my God.
I mean, what is there to
say? Moment of silence.
Moment of silence.
I want to apologize for an
I don't think so honey that I did
when we were in London where I said
it was the troll bowl and I picked out Princess Diana
and I said I don't think so honey. That's not your fault.
Princess Diana, drive your own car.
I just want to publicly apologize for that. Sometimes I don't think
so honey happens and things get carried away.
You know what I'm saying? Ding.
Number 69.
Princess Peach.
A leader.
A leader.
An iconic blonde.
Oh, yeah.
Loves the theater.
And in the latest game, Princess Peach,
that's Princess Peach Showtime.
She's at the theater.
What do you think about her relationship with her people, the toads?
Oh, they love her.
They adore her.
They vote for her in droves.
You think it's a democracy there?
No.
Pure monarchy, but no one minds.
It's a benevolent monarchy.
I see.
I see.
Okay. Well, I can get on board with it if you feel like everyone's happy there and feels represented.
I do.
Dong.
Okay.
Number 68.
Tree pain.
You made it.
I'm serious.
This is Amy Adams'
Oscar.
Yeah.
Amy Adams' Oscar
is the tree pain
biopic.
It happened.
It's like zero dark
30 in that sort of
it's like a very
gritty realistic drama
about what happened
after Kim and Kanye
pulled their bullshit.
I we need that.
That's Amy Adams'
Oscar.
I think there's a
trilogy or quadrilogy
in this. You have this one. You have there's a trilogy or quadrilogy in this.
You have this one.
You have the Brittany Mahomes thing.
Dang.
Okay.
Number 67.
Number 67.
Jane Austen.
Thank you.
Thank you for giving us a vibe.
Certainly a vibe.
You can't say that all those Austen movies collectively together aren't a vibe.
Because it's not Merchant Ivory.
No, no. You know what I'm saying? together aren't a vibe. Because it's not Merchant Ivory. No, no.
You know what I'm saying?
It's its own vibe.
I'm in Jane world.
Dowry vibes.
It's Jane's world.
Dowry vibes.
Rain in the field.
Dong.
Oh, yeah.
Not dysentery, but coughing.
What did you call it?
Pneumonia.
Pneumonia.
Tuberculosis.
Number 66.
Paula Abdul.
Straight up now tell you,
do you really want to love me forever?
You needed a beautiful magnetic person
on the American Idol panel
because it certainly wasn't going to be Simon and Randy.
I'm sorry.
Those are not pretty people to look at necessarily.
Oh my God.
You wanted one pretty person.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
She brought the effervescence to American Idol. It's true. She also brought the goofiness. I'll never forget
playing against her in Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. And she spun the wheel. And one time the wheel
almost took her with it. No. Number 65. The Rockettes. Get in a line, girls on ladies now let's get in formation
you better raise your knee
to the same height as the girl
next to you and y'all better be
leggy AF
you know what Miss Mama from the Dallas Cowboys
cheerleaders says since leaving the
Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders she's now trying out for the
Rockettes and she says it's harder
wow and that's how you know
and they have a good social media presence.
That's how we know.
No, she loves me.
Number 64.
Kenan Thompson.
Talk about your friend, the team captain.
This is the most,
I mean, he is hands down
one of the best sketch comedians of all time.
Absolutely.
Talk about a career.
Talk about an effortless mentorship,
but also he gets down on a peer level with you.
He comes down from the mountaintop
and he is the sagely king, Keenan.
And we respect forever the work of this man and the kindness.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
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I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
We're friends like that.
Who needs enemies?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Cheers to being Germanic.
With the Real Housewives of Potomac.
Oh my gosh, can I take this in?
It's gonna be amazing.
New York City.
Everyone is a gossip.
No one gets a happier life.
Salt Lake City.
We don't wear pastels, we wear fashion.
And below deck sailing.
You broke the rules.
And now you're here getting upset.
Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story as part of the My Cultura
podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude, you're a dude,
and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers,
guys that we played against, legends from the past,
and we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk?
We got studs, wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes dude.
We got dogs.
Dogs.
We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude?
We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes
drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've
ever had. We go deep into
Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's
biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I
encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
I just had such an anger.
I was just so mad at life.
Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine.
I had such a victim mentality.
I took zero accountability for anything in my life.
I was the kid that if you asked what happened,
I immediately started with everything but me.
It took years for me to break that, like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
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I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ, three-time Olympian, and basketball hall of famer.
I'm a mom, and I'm a woman.
I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter,
basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the
real obstacles women face day to day. See, athlete or not, we all know it takes a lot as women to be
at the top of our game. We want to share those stories about balancing work and relationships,
motherhood, career shifts,
you know, just all the
s*** we go through. Because no matter who
you are, there are levels to
what we experience as women. And
T and I, well, we have
no problem going there. Listen
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iHeart Women's Sports.
Number 63, Jennifer
Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence.
Come on.
Can I say something?
Someone else try and do No Hard Feelings that well.
Oh my God.
No fucking way.
Someone else.
That movie was paid dust.
Oh my God.
It was such a good movie.
Also, I volunteer as Stan.
I volunteer as tribute to Stan.
I volunteer as tribute.
Not only was that a great moment in her career,
but it was a moment for
memes. A rallying cry. It was a moment for
memes. Also, I want to say Silver Linings
Playbook, watch it again. Oh. Because
you will be as just as thrilled the first 15
times you watched it. I opened up to
you and you judged me. You're an
asshole. Number 62.
The Empire State Building
in New York.
Girl, the lights
on her, she
is sparkling
diamond jewel
of the city. Listen,
even as a representative of Rockefeller
Center, and that's both of us.
Yeah, you gotta give it up. We both have
big connections to 30 Rock.
Of course. And the top of the rock.
But we have to give it up for the Empire State Building,
the most famous building in the world.
I'll set it.
Number 61, Christine Baranski.
Talk about Martha May.
Yeah, Martha May.
We wouldn't be talking about Martha May as an icon
if it wasn't for Christine Baranski.
Also, Christine Baranski, it's a constant lifting of the material.
Yes.
It is always,
always better
for having
Christine Baranski
in these projects.
Gilded Age,
to go from Gilded Age
to The Good Fight.
She did that within
two years of each other.
Dong.
Mamma Mia, two words.
Number 60.
Number 60.
Pink.
My down bitch showed in the words of Peyton Dix, Mamma Mia, two words. Number 60. Number 60, pink. My down bitch showed,
in the words of Peyton Dix,
my down bitch showed her pussy.
Yeah.
That's how she got her name pink.
Her friends saw her vagina
and said, that's pink.
Damn, that's pink.
Sometimes pink will be so high in the air
that when you look up,
you also see the stars around her.
And that is how I want her to be remembered in culture. Amongst the stars. To also see the stars around her. And that is how I want her
to be remembered in culture.
Amongst the stars.
Shot into the air by a cannon.
Singing, so what?
Amongst the stars where she belongs.
And the moon and the sun.
Number 59.
Will Ferrell.
Daddy.
Father. Our kind father.
Our kind, tall, funny father.
Our kind, tall, funny, sensitive, available father.
Ally father.
Our ally father.
That's the title of our book about Will.
Our ally father.
Our ally father.
He is just, we can't say enough good things about him.
I could cry thinking about what this man has done for our lives
and for the lives of his friends and his fans.
Will and Harper, that better win every trophy.
Oscar, every Oscar.
Number 58, the Fire Island Pines.
There's something for everyone.
People go, oh, it's just for, you know, a certain kind of gay.
No.
What do you and I do when we go there?
We stay in the house.
We play games.
Eat pizza.
Eat pizza.
Have a little cocktail.
Sometimes eat ass and get sick.
Girl, not both of us.
Just you.
Listen, sometimes you have,
it's choose your own adventure.
Sometimes you eat pizza and watch Barb and Star.
Other times you eat so much ass, you get sick.
And watch Barb and Star.
We love the Fire Island Vine. And watch Barb and Star. We love the Fire Island Pines.
We love Barb and Star.
Number 57, Jennifer Lopez.
You know, I just
watched an Instagram she posted and guess what she was
saying? Vote. Good for her.
She said, let's get loud and vote.
She better be at the
inauguration of Kamala Harris.
I want the same exact rendition of,
what was it?
America the Beautiful?
What was it?
Let's get loud.
See to shining sea.
And then I want her to sing.
Let's get loud.
Waiting for tonight.
She owns that green light.
I love you, puppy.
Number 56. Barbara Ross. I love you, puppy. Number 56.
Bob Ross.
I know this is your king.
This is my king.
After school, I didn't grow up with cable.
So guess what?
PBS was my best friend.
And I would watch Bob, Julia Child, fucking, you know, Between the Lions, Sesame Street.
But Bob Ross held it down.
And ASMR before ASMR was invented.
This is the king of,
this is tall, kind, sensitive painter king ally.
I love when a man paints.
You know what?
He fought in the war and he said,
I don't want to kill anymore.
I only want to create beauty.
He did.
Dong. Number 55.
Number 55.
Rihanna.
You are the world's richest functional marijuana addict.
You are a real Housewives super fan.
You wrote and sang Desperado.
You are the mother to a son named Riot Rose.
You have A$AP Rocky locked down.
You said, we found love in a hopeless place.
And in Rihanna, we found number 55 on the Iconic 400.
Dang.
Number 54, Jimmy Buffett.
Take the floor.
Come Monday, it'll be all right.
Come Monday, I'll be holding you tight.
I spend four lonely days
In a brunnerly haze
And I just want you back by my side
Margaritaville
It's a different song than that one
But I love you, Jimmy
We respect you
We love you, Jimmy
Thanks for the vibes
Dong
Number 53
Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Speaking of vibes.
Oh my god.
The vibe is precision,
talent, and wonder.
And more.
The only word to describe her performance
in Chicago is volcanic.
You watch Cell Block Tango?
It's like a volcano erupting.
And what is the lava?
What is the eruption?
Is it, um...
How could you tell us that I was wrong?
It's when she goes,
Hey, hey, how'd it come in?
And, like, she gets it in her eyes,
and she's like, so...
So Catherine.
Number 52.
Lucy Liu.
How would you describe her performance in Chicago?
Volcanic.
Go to hell!
Go to hell!
Lucy Liu. Remember when she was
name-checked in, was it
Outkast song about booties? To my Beyonce's
and Lucy Liu's, I believe. And Lucy Liu's.
Because it gave high,
tight-ass representation.
Oh, it gave...
I mean,
Charlie's Angels, birding legend,
her character in Charlie's Angels is so funny that her...
Number 51,
Forrest Gump.
Involved in so many world events.
Such as Bubba Gump Shrimp.
That is a world event.
That is a world event. Honestly,
yeah. Like, if we were going to do another
12 Days of Culture, Bubba Gump
establishment would be up there. By the way,
I had Del Taco for the first time last night.
You love it. Oh, my.
You're a Del Taco girl. God.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Get me more Del Taco.
I don't know how
those ideas connect.
Ding!
Number 50.
Janet Jackson.
Not happy with your recent comments?
Recent comments have been troubling,
but that's why you're not higher up on the list,
but you are still deserving of number 50.
We love you, Janet.
Remember this?
Back to happier times.
Give me a beat.
Oh my God.
Nasty.
Remember this?
This is a story about control. Oh my God. Nasty. Remember this? This is a story about control.
Oh my God.
Remember this?
Because I'm going to have to write it tonight.
Sandra Bernhardt has a joke about Janet Jackson,
which is that she was one day listening to her album
and all of a sudden these words came out of her speakers.
And then your pussy's going to swell up and explode.
Dog!
Oh my God.
Number 49. The shark
from Jaws. The shark from Jaws.
Girl boss icon.
This was a woman. No one knows that.
This was a woman. She
had a big ol' mouth.
And a point.
And a point to make in the water.
She said, now let me let you
know who the biggest fish is.
And you are gonna need a bigger boat.
I'm chomping on kids.
I'm chomping on dogs.
I'm chomping on quints.
I'm chomping on the community.
Oh, I'm chomping down.
Try to stop me with your three yellow buoys.
Ding!
Number 48.
E.T.
E.T.
A lot of Spielberg.
So between Forrest Gump and Jaws and E.T.,
but keep going.
Let's keep going.
I'm more afraid of E.T. than the shark from Jaws.
If I see E.T., it's on sight.
Can you imagine if E.T.
If you say you're just living your life,
you see E.T.
In the woods, you're kicking him.
Oh, I'm kicking it as hard as I can,
and I'm screaming.
I'm letting everyone know what's happening.
E.T. is fucked up.
Like, do not try to convince me he's cute
with his Reese's Pieces and his bullshit.
I'm killing it on sight.
E.T. in the wig and the hat you don't like?
In the drag?
No.
Duh.
She's cute.
Another Spielberg legend, number 47.
Number 47, Drew Barrymore.
Sometimes she crawls off the couch and into our hearts.
Oh my God.
Look, all three Charlie's Angels are on the list.
That's pretty amazing, huh?
It's right that Drew is the top one because she is an icon.
She's a producer on the film.
So she should be the highest on the Iconic 400.
Right.
She made it happen.
She paid for the...
First of all, Never Been Kissed.
You know what movie I like?
Fever Pitch. Oh, you know what movie I like fever pitch oh you know what movie i love going the distance with her and justin long yes
justin long really good so good number 46 robin the singer of course not robin dixon whatever the
fuck her name is um robin no i it came to me right in the moment i was like I don't think I know that woman's last name we can't use Robin's time to talk about Robin Dixon's name
I know
Robin you are Swedish
pop iconography
what can I say
you invent I mean it was ABBA technically
but then like you really pushed it into the 90s
and into the aughts and you were just
one of the most innovative
when I have a panic attack I had a panic attack at the gay club
two parts ago.
Listened to Honey in my bed and I
calmed right the fuck down. Number 45.
Cate Blanchett. When I
have a panic attack, I watch Tar in
its entirety. I feel way
worse.
Can we talk about
that ending? We can.
It's a perfect ending.
Again,
Cate Blanchett is,
of course,
a situation where everything is improved
by her being in it.
By the way,
watch Notes on a Scandal again.
Notes on a Scandal,
maybe in my top five
greatest films.
You want to fuck me,
Barbara?
You think this is
a love affair?
Here I am!
Like,
here I am like this fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up.
Think you've seen it all.
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
We're friends like that.
Who needs enemies?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Here's to being dramatic with the real housewives of Potomac.
Oh my gosh.
Can I take this in?
It's going to be amazing.
New York city.
Everyone is a gossip.
No one gets a happier life.
Salt Lake City.
We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion.
And below deck sailing.
You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset.
Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian, Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian, Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
as part of the My Cultura podcast network,
available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison
from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
We talk about guilt, shame, body image
and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer
and the desperate part had me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dream was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble.
I encourage delusional dreamers.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer.
I just had such an anger.
I was just so mad at life.
Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine.
I had such a victim mentality.
I took zero accountability for anything in my life.
I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me.
It took years for me to break that,
like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude.
You're a dude.
And Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against,
legends from the past.
And we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk?
We got studs, wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes dude.
We got dogs.
Dogs.
We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories
and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL
season. Listen to Dudes
on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
podcasts. I'm Cheryl Swoops,
WNBA champ, three-time
Olympian, and Basketball Hall of Famer.
I'm a mom, and
I'm a woman. I'm Tarika
Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter, basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman.
And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
See, athlete or not, we all know it takes a lot as women to be at the top of our game.
We want to share those stories about balancing work and relationships,
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Because no matter who you are,
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And T and I, well, we have no problem going there.
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Number 44, Margaret Cho. That's mother. Truly.
You know, just the great, the great Margaret Cho cut to me being, you know, what, 12, 13 years old,
getting on Rhapsody, listening to all her stand-up albums,
like, just feeling like I was being told
what my sense of humor was from beyond
without really understanding a single joke she was saying.
But you knew.
In my heart, I knew
I'm a faggot who loves her.
Gay is okay.
Gay is okay.
Thank you, Margaret.
Number 43, Glenn Close.
Gay is okay.
Gay is okay. We're gonna get you that Oscar,
Glenn. We are.
Don't worry. This woman
did that movie
and said,
I can smell your nappy pussy.
She really did.
Looking like something
you call animal control on.
This woman,
she will always do something interesting.
She will play Albert Noms
and we will all forget about it.
Glenn Close,
you will always be famous.
Dung! We need to take it into our own hands
and write her off the roll
absolutely
number 42
Sandy Bullock
takes care of her crew, takes care of her cast
you know she was making sure
Patty Harrison and I
were taken care of
on the set of The Lost City
The Lost City a great film City, a great film to talk nothing about.
I mean, can we just say Gravity?
Let's just say Gravity.
She said, you know,
oh, you didn't think I deserved the Oscar for Blindside?
Let me give the performance of a lifetime.
Oh, let me hurdle through space.
Gravity is exemplary film acting.
And to say nothing of Miss Congeniality,
she's effortless, she's perfect,
she's Sandra fucking Bullock.
Number 41.
Madonna.
Look,
Greta Garbo
and Monroe.
What am I doing?
You're voguing.
Dietrich and DiNagio.
Now,
let's work our hand.
Let's say,
Greta Garbo
and Monroe.
Madonna.
Does that work?
That's really good,
pal.
You know, you know, Madonna, she was an
original. She is an original.
We wouldn't have any other girls without Madonna, and I do think
it's important to say that. Literally the blueprint.
Dung! Okay, number 40.
Barney. Barney.
Are you thankful that you have Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato?
Because their father,
the person who taught them how to be on set?
Tall, kind, funny father ally.
Ally.
Their Will Ferrell.
That is Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato's Will Ferrell.
Barney said,
this is how you act like a good number one on a call sheet.
You come in, you know everyone's name.
You say, can I please have a Diet Coke?
You say, clean up, clean up everybody everywhere oh you say i love you you love me
we're one happy family i know somewhere barney is out there fighting against climate change for
rights 39 number 39 jennifer aniston what is there to say effortless icon hilarious an american
treasure truly an American treasure.
And also,
the morning show,
she's turning a performance and a half.
When she almost died of COVID,
I almost died of COVID.
Were you dying of COVID?
No, but I felt like her performance was so... I see. I understand.
That I felt that way.
Come on.
I just wasn't sure.
If you had COVID while you were watching the morning show.
Okay, number 38.
I don't think I did.
Fergie.
Stacey.
Don't call her Stacey.
No.
They always think
they know her.
Come into me,
call me Stacey.
You know what was
a number one hit?
London Bridge.
You really are my girl.
You're my sister.
A song that starts with,
oh shit,
or oh snap on the radio.
I knew it was a hit.
When they said Fergie is going solo,
that first thing you heard was,
oh shit.
I was like, forget it.
We're in a new era.
The Duchess.
When I come to the club,
step aside.
Oh shit.
No, wait.
Oh my God.
Fergie, you're everything.
Fergie, come on the show
Fergie, please
Number 37, Sheryl Crow
California legend
I want to smoke up the sun
Smoke up the sun, you said?
Don't mind if I do
I would love to smoke up the sun with Sheryl Crow
I bet that would be fun
If it makes you happy
Then yeah, sure, do it If it makes you happy, then yeah, sure.
Do it.
If it makes you happy.
What a fucking melody.
Oh, my God.
Truly.
If it makes you happy,
walked so shallow could run.
Whoa.
I never thought about that.
You know, also like
show crow.
I put your picture away.
Don't forget that she's got
some of the best songs ever.
Barry Alley made Bowen. You really are some of the best songs ever. Barry Alleymane.
Bowen, you really are one of the smartest young women.
Number 36.
Gloria Estefan.
Devette.
Devette, as she says.
Come on, shake your body, baby.
Do that conga.
If you want to live the best moment of your life,
get down to Epcot,
get on the Guardians of the Galaxy roller coaster
and cross your fingers so hard
that you get conga playing on that
I've never felt better about that
I've never, no, look, you are an icon
if you have a song on Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind
period, you just are
you did that
you, Pat Benatar
Disco Inferno
yeah, burn baby, burn
Tears for Fears, number 35
Tina Fey
wow far and away
hands down the best I don't think So Honey ever done
I think so I think the best
I don't think So Honey
of all time I would say redefined
the form redefined sitcoms
I would say
just I mean just an
indisputably
iconic chic funny person I mean what I got indisputably iconic, chic,
funny person. I mean,
God, it's crazy. Sarah Palin found not elected.
Period. Thank you for Mean Girls.
Thank you for Mean Girls. Liz Lemon found
in every hinged gay dating profile.
Okay, number 34.
First of all, every line that you quote from Mean Girls,
look up to the sky, look past
pink and the stars, look at heaven
and God, and say thank you, Tina Fey,
for that. She's up there. Number
34. Neytiri.
Oh my God. Navi
Queen. Zoe Saldana as
Neytiri. That is,
it's the most famous character in cinema history.
If you think about it.
She is the face of
the greatest film franchise
in cinema history.
Nate Seary.
A woman whose every line we can quote,
such as,
such as,
such as,
I see you.
Such as,
you will never be one of the people.
Number 33.
You will never be one of the people
number 33
33
Christine McVie
oh my god
she
is
one of the most beautiful
purest voices
I mean god moment of silence for Christine McVie
and now we resume to say, truly, Fleetwood Mac, they are forever.
They are forever.
Timeless.
There was nothing more moving than Stevie's tribute to her.
Oh, my God.
My best friend.
Ding!
Oh, my God.
I just got so sad.
Number 32.
32.
Stevie Nicks.
Stevie Nicks. Tune in tomorrow night
to Saturday Night Live to see her
tear it up on the witch episode
of SNL. Stevie Nicks
in October is such a powerful thing.
I can't. The live
performance of Landslide.
That one iconic Landslide performance.
When she breaks it down and then
in the snow.
I'm just like, this is the greatest song of all time
being performed by a true legend when I told my dad
that I was gonna get to
cause I'm coming to SNL to see her he flipped
her singing wild heart backstage before
a concert in the 80s come on okay
now number 31
Jesus Christ
say what you want
you can't deny that he changed
the game. Came onto the scene,
said, I'm gonna show the girls.
Jesus Christ
said, wanna come to the
club, step aside. Oh, shit.
And then what else did he say?
Well, here's what I'm saying.
If Jesus Christ is gonna come back,
which, by the way, TikTok.
Oh, God.
You know, now's the time because we need the help.
But also, like, he would be huge on TikTok.
He'd be huge on TikTok.
If he came to, like, Animal in Brooklyn,
the gays would be like, hey.
The gays would be like, who's Jesus?
Number 30.
Orca whales.
I'm so happy they're striking back.
Well, no, it's that they're young and that they're playing.
I don't think that's true.
I actually think, and this is my conspiracy theory,
like you think that Frank Sinatra killed Marilyn Monroe,
which was something crazy.
I believe that the orcas are more intelligent than humans,
and they finally had it.
I heard, I have it on good authority,
there's a matriarch who is organizing them,
the young ones, to attack all boats
because she's so traumatized
and she's had it. And I need to see
Amy Adams play this role as well.
Done!
It can be done. Frank Sinatra was
banned from Marilyn Monroe's funeral.
I just found this out. You're onto something, Beau.
Number 29. Kirsten Dunst.
Probably the person I have watched
on screen for the most duration of time in my lifetime.
Like if you,
if I really tally up the minutes of people I've watched on screen,
probably she is number one.
She's been in every single one of my favorite movies throughout my lifetime.
Someone who talks about quote unquote process.
I want to not quote unquote,
like literally she talks about process in a way that is not at all like cloying
or like saccharine.
I'm just like, I could watch you talk about acting
or movie making all day.
Oh my gosh, what an icon. We love you, Kirsten.
We love you. You're invited on this podcast
literally anytime. Anytime you want.
Number 28, Oreo cookie.
You used to clear
these. Clear them. I used to
get that. Oh, I still do.
You do?
And like, but here's the thing.
It's like, when you start, you can't stop.
You can't stop.
Pringles lied.
No, Pringles, I actually can stop.
Oreo cookies, especially double stuff.
I don't stand much of a chance.
Forget it.
I'm clearing sleeves.
But then they get weird with the flavors.
Like, did you eat the Chromatica Oreo?
I did. Not great. I will say, but that's, did you eat the Chromatica Oreo? I did.
Not great.
I will say that's not a knock on Gaga, Nabisco, or, yeah.
Number 27, Kelly Clarkson.
Thank you for everything that you are.
Thank you for everything that comes out of your goddamn mouth,
whether you're speaking or singing,
because it's the best thing I've ever heard either way.
You are such a light in this world. Your voice
is
a power source.
You know how it's BC
before Christ? It should be
BKC.
Before Kelly Clarkson. Before Kelly Clarkson
and after Kelly Clarkson. At least that's how I quantify
things in my life. It was before that
woman came in and said, R-A-S-B-C-T, and after Kelly Clarkson. At least that's how I quantify things in my life. It was before that woman came in and said,
R-A-S-P-C-T.
And after.
Number 26.
Big bro.
By the river.
Big bro.
You know,
this goes out to all the guys out there.
Oh.
Who are,
who are dicking down.
This goes out to every top that exists to fuck.
I did have this thought the other day.
I said, God, there are a lot of men.
And a lot of, in the words of Ramona Singer, hot guys.
Hot guys.
And we do celebrate you.
At the end of the day, like, you know, we're, we love you.
You know who this person is in your life.
Number 25.
Regina George.
Meanest girl
in high school history.
But,
and the way that Madonna
was the blueprint,
she is the blueprint
for mean girls.
It's like you can't,
it all goes back to her.
It's crazy.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I saw girls
that I went to high school with
get nastier and meaner
because of Regina George
and that's power.
Regina George
and Hannibal Lecter.
Oh my God.
Who's a better villain?
I mean, it's very hard to say.
So in the AQA, I started going after my first boyfriend,
Kyle, who was totally gorgeous,
but then he moved to Indiana.
Janice was like weirdly jealous of him.
Okay.
Number 24.
Amy Sedaris.
You stand three foot two.
Your talent stands a billion feet tall.
You are one of the great Instagram presences.
Thursday is a day I look forward to.
You...
Look, you were Adam Selman's client at a time when his clients were you and Rihanna.
That is power.
Adam Selman. Adam Selman.
Adam Selman, honorable mention.
Honorable mention.
One of the most wonderful, gorgeous, coolest people.
Number 23, Tilda Swinton.
The current fucking reigning artist of the millennium,
Las Culturistas Culture Award winner.
We love you, Tilda.
A star of all your favorite movies.
Chronicles of Narnia, Michael
Clayton, Problemista,
the list goes on.
When she won that Oscar for Michael Clayton,
I have never been so happy.
Because the scene in Michael Clayton at the end
when she collapses on the ground as George Clooney
is walking away from her, I was like,
wow. And also, just like, everything
about that movie is so fun and great.
Everything about her.
She's the best part about it.
She's the David Bowie of acting.
Okay, number 22.
Oscar wins ever.
Ronald McDonald.
Say what you want.
I think of him, I go, I want a cheeseburger.
Oh, and that is the point.
Which is the whole point.
To say nothing of fries. Oh, I forgot about fries. To say nothing of fries.
Oh, I forgot about fries.
To say nothing of chicken nuggets.
And he is the gateway
to all of these things.
I'm sorry, but you can
talk to me about other fast food all you
want. No, they don't have
Ronald. That is the original
influence. Everyone's like, oh, Jesus Christ, the original
influence. It was Ronald McDonald. Number
21, Joe Firestone.
This bitch
gets it. She gets it.
She has always gotten it.
She just wants to make your ass
laugh. She writes fucking
novels as a side
hobby. She writes a comedy murder
mystery called Murder on Sex Island
because she, what?
Loves the craft.
Take this woman's brain out of her head and study
it. Find out how it's so goddamn
fun. Take her brain out
now. Has a dog named
Loaf. That is a good woman.
Number 20.
Loaf. Meryl Streep.
Please talk more about how you just met her.
Oh, there's not much to say.
I just shook her hand and I left my body.
I really did leave my body.
I was like, oh my God, your delicate hand is touching mine.
And when you meet her, is it like different than meeting other people?
Is it like, do you go into a vacuum?
It's so, yes, absolutely.
Like, it was unreal.
Undisputed greatest actress of all time.
Undisputed.
That's all.
Sorry to Betty Davis.
Sorry to Joan Crawford.
All of them, sorry.
Elizabeth Taylor.
I'm sorry, it's Meryl.
Ding!
Okay, number 19.
Number 19.
Haim.
Haim.
These girls.
Can I just say,
just know that I want you back.
I listen to it 15 times a week
Sherman Oaks
iconography that music video
let's just say that
not everyone can rent out the street
no no
not everyone can
write an album called women in music
part 3 and for us all to be like
yes
ain't no part 1 or part 2, but we'll take Part 3.
Not all of us can rent out Cantor's Deli
and do the album art there for the photo shoot.
They called up the city.
They said, we need to rent out Cantor's.
We need to rent out the whole street.
We're LA icons.
They said, sorry, who is this?
They were like, Haim.
They go, oh, absolutely anything you need.
Oh, absolutely.
New LA legends.
Number 18, Maya Angelou.
When people show you who you are, who they are rather, believe them the first time.
I know why the caged bird sings.
Caged bird.
Caged bird sings because Maya Angelou has given the bird life and hope.
You wouldn't even be talking about the bird.
No, the bird is singing because she's happy
to have Maya Angelou's words internalized.
Thank you for bringing the bird's plight to life.
Number 17.
Number 17.
Share.
So iconic that she's famously an impression that is wrong.
You know what I mean?
That is wrong.
It's like, everyone's like, ho, ho, ho, ho. She's like, never done that. She's an impression that is wrong. You know what I mean? It's like,
everyone's like,
Oh,
she's like,
she's never done that.
She's never done that horse.
That's horses.
You're thinking of sweetie.
You like auto tune.
You like Charlie XCX.
You better thank believe by share.
This is a song for the lonely.
Can you hear me tonight?
This bitch had a music video on a battleship.
She said, I'm going to make war gay.
I'm going to queer war because it is the most unqueer thing.
Turn Back Time, best song.
War sucks, by the way.
Wait, Turn Back Time is a record of the year nominee.
I know it.
Oh my God.
Whoa, Bowen, us singing that is powerful.
Number 16. If you find the right key.
Reese Witherspoon.
Mother.
Here's the thing.
Like, first of all, Elle Woods.
Come on.
Come on.
She's already been on the list.
That's because of Reese.
And then Reese had the nerve to be iconic 17 more times.
Big Little Lies, Reese's
best. Reese's best.
Madeline Martha McKenzie, don't ever forget.
This bitch is Cheryl
Strayed. That's iconic.
Ding! I mean, the producer of my
and actress of my favorite show, The Morning Show.
Thank you, Reese. Thank you for everything.
Thank you for everything. Number 15.
Tiffany New York Pollard.
This is who we were talking about
when we mentioned Flava Flav.
This is one of the best,
I'm going to say,
not even reality TV people of all time,
one of the best television personalities ever.
Ever.
She never stops spouting iconic shit.
Pretty much, I would let-
Beyonce, you look like Luther Vandross.
Vandross.
Pretty much, I would let Gemma know
that she is a fat cunt.
And the shoes
that she gave me.
She allowed gay men to think they could just say
that. That's what she did.
She allowed Bowen Yang to sort of think he can
just rip into that. Number 14.
Miss Piggy.
That is...
This is someone who is so
iconic that she was inspired by all the movie
stars of yore, and she was...
She transcended that somehow.
I'm like, she's a bigger star than any
movie star. Two words.
Hi!
Come here.
Come here. I'm ready for my
close-up.
Oh my god. Lauren. He's got I'm ready for my close-up. Oh, my God.
Lauren.
He's got a Miss Piggy and a Scooby.
Wait, I didn't know that I could do all these.
Everyone's horny for Scooby.
Number 13.
Taylor Swift.
We hope you're happy with this placement.
It had to be 13.
13.
Taylor,
you are,
I mean,
you're Michael Jackson.
But see,
the thing about Taylor,
all about the work.
All about the work.
Talk about your favorite Taylor Swift moment.
Honestly,
why did the first thing
that popped to my head
was her turning around
to a large crowd?
That's it.
Like back in the day,
like Speak Now era,
when she first started doing
1989.
Yeah, and she would go, she would turn around and go
Ding!
Number 12.
Cleopatra!
I don't know.
She's kind of not that pretty.
Flop looks.
Look up Cleopatra. Not
Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra. Cleopatra
and she looked fine.
We'll never really know what she looked like.
But we do.
There have been paintings and sculptures of her.
But we assume that it had to be something
because, you know, Mark Anthony, Julius Caesar,
all these men fell.
I think she was a nepo baby.
You think she was nepo?
I think she was nepo.
But does that disqualify her?
No, not at all.
But that's why.
Number 11.
Number 11.
Elton John.
Elton John.
And you can tell everybody that you were number 11 on the Iconic 400.
He still has his finger on the pulse.
Yeah, because he said two words, Chapel Roan.
Chapel Roan.
After we did.
Yeah.
Elton John, you are one of music's greatest ever, ever. And you will always be
famous as well. You always be famous as well. Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road. You know, I used
to think that Crocodile Rock was the best song of all time. And I still think it. Ding.
Period.
The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple.
Look who it is.
Joined by elite new friends.
Rebecca Minkoff.
Have you ever heard of her?
But things could change in a New York Minute.
She had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy.
What?
You told her?
Not today, Satan. Not today. The Real Housewives of New York City.
All new Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
On Thanksgiving Day 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story
as part of the My Cultura podcast network
available on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude.
You're a dude.
And Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against,
legends from the past.
And we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Grunks?
We got studs, wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes dude.
We got dogs.
Dogs.
We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories
and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursdayursday during the nfl
season listen to dudes on dudes on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your
podcasts hey i'm jay shetty and i'm the host of on purpose my latest episode is with jelly roll
this episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews i've ever had we go deep into jelly
rolls life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
We talk about guilt, shame, body image,
and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer,
and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble.
I encourage delusional dreamers.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer.
I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had
such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you
asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break
that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ,
three-time Olympian, and Basketball Hall of Famer.
I'm a mom, and I'm a woman.
I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter, basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman.
And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
See, athlete or not, we all know it takes a lot as women to be at the top of our game.
We want to share those stories about balancing work and relationships, motherhood, career shifts, you know, just all the s*** we go through.
Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women.
And T and I, well, we have no problem going there.
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Number 10, Santa Claus. We're in the top 10. Santa. You have brought so many gifts to the world.
And I'm not saying that as a metaphor.
I'm saying that literally.
You are synonymous with gifts.
Can you think about any more positive vibe than that?
Any better message than that?
To be synonymous with the giving of gifts?
Oh my God.
I could cry.
Santa, for people to argue as a culture,
is he real? That is iconography. Santa. For people to argue as a culture, is he real?
That is iconography.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if he's real or not.
If you're not happy when you see him,
straight white men won.
Number nine.
Number nine.
Ariana Grande.
Talk about your girl.
You are...
Look, she put crack in her music.
That's it.
I only want to die alive.
Never by the hands of a broken heart.
The voice of an angel.
The demeanor of an angel.
The kindness.
The ponytail of an icon. The ponytail of an icon. Wait demeanor of an angel. The kindness.
The ponytail of an icon. The ponytail of an icon.
Wait till y'all see Wicked.
Oh, brother.
It's about to give.
Number eight.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
I mean, I think the most iconic three-named person that ever lived.
First, let's say that.
Okay.
You can't just be Carrie Bradshaw either.
Like, you have to,
she represented all the women of New York City.
They said, we're rooting for her,
even when she's fucked up.
And there were whole seasons
where she was fucked up.
Of course.
The first anti-hero.
Don Draper, I don't know.
Don Draper found dad, no.
Tony Soprano, no.
No way.
Carrie Bradshaw was the first real complexity on television.
And that was Sarah Jessica Parker.
Number seven.
Beyonce.
Spoke for all the single ladies.
The same way that Sarah Jessica spoke for all the women in New York City,
Beyonce said,
All the single ladies!
And we responded,
All the single ladies!
And there was a call to action.
Now put your hands up!
The moment that Beyonce the self-titled
came out, you know how
it's BC before Christ? It should be
BB before
Beyonce. So there's BKC
and then there's
there's a period between
AKC, but that's still BB.
Yeah.
Number six.
Jiminy Glick.
Oh, my God.
They say now that the good interview doesn't exist anymore.
It's not relevant.
It is alive and well in Jiminy Glick.
This man is asking the hard questions,
getting food stuck in his gullet mid-interview.
Jiminy is a fearless journalist
and they said they didn't exist.
It's Jiminy and Alex Cooper.
Oh my God.
They stand together
as our two great
Caitlin Collins.
Yeah, three.
I would love to see that view.
Number five.
Number five.
Judy Garland.
Judy Garland.
Moment of silence. It's a moment of silence it's a moment of silence
Samoa
over the rainbow
that wasn't very good
I flopped my Judy
my Liza and my Judy
oh my god
you wanna know why?
cause there's only one of each don't ever talk to me about nepos again because of Liza and my Judy. Oh my God. You want to know why? Because there's only one of each.
Don't ever talk to me about NEPOs again
because of Liza and Judy.
No, you're right.
NEPO baby is a concept.
It doesn't matter.
I root for Maya Hawk.
Number four.
I'm a Maya Hawk fan.
Number four.
Diet Coke.
Thank you for coming into my life.
I was late on this one.
That's okay. There will never be another beverage for life. I was late on this one. That's okay.
There will never be another beverage for me.
I will say, you know what's honorable mention?
What?
He showed us a Celsius.
What flavor is that? Because I'm a big Arctic vibe fan.
Green apple cherry.
Oh, okay.
Green apple cherry.
That's a very aggressive flavor.
Celsius is the reason that I'm able to be anywhere in my life.
But thank you, Diet Coke.
Thank you, Diet Coke.
We're in the top three.
Number three, Lady Gaga.
Little monsters are so proud of you.
Single-handedly changed the pop music landscape.
Pop culture landscape, really.
Period.
Pop culture landscape. It culture landscape, really. Period. Pop culture landscape.
It doesn't, I mean,
it just, it should be,
you know how they have BC?
It should be BLG.
In more ways than one.
You know,
every single time you do anything,
it's interesting,
it's serrated,
in the words of Bo and Yang.
It is legendary.
It is Lady Gaga.
You are a one of a lifetime icon.
You're one of a kind. And there could be
a hundred people in a room, but if
Lady Gaga's in the room, there's only one Lady Gaga.
One Lady Gaga. There can be a hundred Lady
Gaga's in the room and I would be happy.
I would be overwhelmed.
Number two.
Oprah Winfrey!
Oh, God.
First of all,
truly, like,
it's hard to not say
that Oprah Winfrey
is number one,
but the fact is,
Oprah Winfrey,
like, remember when
she gave that speech
at the Golden Globes
and everyone was like,
be president, please.
Be president.
Everyone was, like,
fully, come on.
Who's to say that she shouldn't be?
She can save us.
And they,
the song that,
I think it was Nickelback wrote for Spider-Man.
And they say that a hero can save us.
Not gonna stand here and wait.
Thank you, Oprah.
It was a song about Oprah, sung through Oprah's point of view. No, you don't want to stand here and wait. Thank you, Oprah. There's a song about Oprah
sung through Oprah's point of view.
No, you don't, Oprah.
Number one.
Number one.
Wait, before we get into it.
So this is number one on the Iconic 400.
We've made it.
What do you say we,
just without saying who it is,
play this person's
I Don't Think So Honey right now?
That is an incredible idea.
Let's play it.
I don't think so, honey.
Listen, I can't with the overhead lighting.
Why do they do it to us?
Why?
And I shouldn't even say us
because it's not us, it's me.
I'm the one that gets the most tortured
by the hideous lighting
in every elevator, doorway, gyms.
Not that I go to the gym, but I'm just saying it's hideous lighting.
The sun.
The sun is okay if it's at sunset.
And then I will gladly go outside and put the, you know, little hat on or whatever.
And that'll be pretty because it's sunlight caressing your skin.
Of course.
But it's bad for you, so you gotta be careful
of that. But overhead lighting,
I don't think so, honey. Please stop it.
Every place I go, shut the
lights. Turn them out. I don't
want to see them no more. Yes.
No more, honey. There's ten seconds.
One more thing on overhead lighting. One more thing on overhead
lighting. It makes me sick.
And that's what
the fact that we got Mariah Carey's I don't think so on overhead lighting is an makes me sick. And that's what the fact that we got
Mariah Carey's I Don't Think So on the overhead
lighting is an all-time.
So now you know, the number
one person on the Iconic 400,
the guest next week
is the one, the only,
the most iconic person
in culture.
Mariah
Carey! The queen of Christmas. in culture. Mariah! Mariah! Mariah! Mariah! Mariah!
The queen of Christmas.
Biggest female solo artist of all time.
I mean, the blueprint for what it means to be,
like, truly, all the girls copied her singing when she came out.
Like, just, and she's on our fucking show.
And she's on our fucking show.
I mean, this is like another loop closed, honestly.
And it was such a fun interview.
We were so grateful.
We had such a good time with her.
We hope you enjoy.
And she's going on tour again.
So check her out.
She has a line of merch coming out.
Oh, and you know the snow globes were sitting on the table in front of her
and they are beautiful
and they're bigger than you think.
Gorgeous, gorgeous pieces for your home.
I am so excited for that episode to come out.
I am beyond floored
that we even got the opportunity
to breathe the same air as her.
She is the number one person
on the Iconic 400
and I think everyone knows that it's true.
Everyone knows that it's true.
There's no disputing it.
400 episodes and more of Lost Culture Raised Us.
We thank you for celebrating with us in this way.
We hope you enjoyed.
I counted.
This episode is 440.
So we're already almost halfway to 500.
We'll see you soon.
Way sooner than you know, it'll be 500.
And we'll figure out some more bullshit to do.
Hopefully in a studio that doesn't lose our audio.
Yeah, we'll see you in about a year.
Love you so much.
And can I tell you something?
We made this list, but you are the number one person on my list.
You're the number one person on my list.
I love you so much, Matt Rogers.
Love you, Bowen Yang.
You are the star
of my life,
of culture to me.
You are the most talented,
the funniest person
ever to live.
And I'm just so lucky
to be a friend,
to be a collaborator with you,
and to share a Zoom with you.
To say that the feeling
is mutual would be,
that would be to put it mildly
in the words of Mandy Moore
who didn't make the list but I guess
we've already highlighted her in such a way
just understand Mandy
you won the Lifetime of Culture award
it's better than the list
it's better than the list
Oppenheimer was on the list
girl
well
do we end every episode with a song do we end every episode with a song?
We end every episode with a song.
And speaking of heroes, we sang a song about heroes earlier.
This is another one.
There's a hero.
If you look inside your heart,
you don't have to be afraid of what you are
And if you want to hear how that song was written,
listen next week.
Bye.
When Mariah Carey is on Lost Culture East.
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Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Executive produced by Anna Hosnier and Hans Sani.
Produced by Becker Ramos.
Edited and mixed by Doug Bame and Monique Laborde.
And our music is by Henry Komerski.
Hey everybody, it's me, Matt Rogers, letting you know tickets are on sale now to see me on tour.
The Prince of Christmas tour, that is.
I'm doing my whole album, Have You Heard of Christmas?
Plus a lot more with the whole band all throughout December.
Go to www.mattrogersofficial.com to see me in a city near you. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home,
and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died
trying to get you to freedom.
Listen to Chess Peace,
the Elian Gonzalez story,
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes.
We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week,
we're discussing our favorite players
of all times, from legends to our
buddies to current stars.
We're finally answering the age-old
question, what kind of dudes
are these dudes? We're gonna
find out, Jules. New episodes
drop every Thursday during the
NFL season. Listen to Dudes
on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Cheryl Swoops.
And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby.
And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women.
And T and I have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby,
an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
Oh, hey, it's Teresa back from the dead again.
Just wanted to pop in and let you know that haunting is back on October 22nd.
Spooky season.
I own spooky season.
We're serving up some killer stories, literally, and a few that might make you question whether
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So cancel your lame Halloween plans.
Haunted houses? Overdone.
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Your new tradition? Listening to me.
Listen to Haunting starting on October 22nd
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