Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - “The Las Culturistas Culture Awards Nominees Are..."

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

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Starting point is 00:01:13 five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. podcasts. biggest artist. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Hello everyone and welcome to the nomination announcement ceremony for the Las Culturistas Culture Awards,
Starting point is 00:02:26 an event thousands of years in the making. My name is Douglas Boehm, perhaps better known to readers of the Las Culturistas podcast as Hot Engineer Doug, and I am delighted to be here this morning for the unveiling of the fabulous nominees in 100 unique categories. Publicists, thank you for making your voices heard over these last six weeks. Without you, perhaps some of these luminaries would have gone snubbed, a fate worse than death during awards season. Without further ado, I'd like to introduce two very special people who have kindly agreed to read the names of the nominees this morning.
Starting point is 00:03:06 We're privileged to be joined by Bowen Yang, a two-time primetime Emmy nominee for writing and acting on Saturday Night Live, whose comedic gifts are currently on full display on the new season of Awkwafina is Nora from Queens. And also Matt Rogers, a 42-year-old former American Idol contestant who used to be the host of Discovery Channel's Gold Rush, The Dirt. Special thanks to Google for this valuable information. I'm excited to turn it over to these two who also happened to host this podcast and selected all of the nominees. Bowen and Matt. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Good morning. Good morning, Bowen. Good morning, Matt. Let's begin. It's great to see you and we'll start. In the category of biggest jester, the nominees are Giselle Bryant, The Real Housewives of Potomac, Charlie Chaplin. The Joker on the Joker card, Deck of Cards.
Starting point is 00:04:10 And Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn. These are the nominees for Biggest Jester. In the category of Biggest Flop, the nominees are SeaWorld, Cats at the Box Office, Jennifer Lawrence Fell at the Oscars. Demon Twink. These are the nominees for Biggest Flop. In the category of Biggest Jester Flop, the nominees are Jen Shah, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wendy Williams, Wendy. Laura Osnes. Anti-vax. Quomosexuals.
Starting point is 00:04:51 These are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop. In the category of Biggest Jester Flop in the Clown Square, the nominees are... Alyssa... Alyssa... Alyssa Edwards as Katy Perry on Snatch Game, RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 5. John Travolta saying Adele Dazeem, the Oscars. Summer 2021.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Florida Governor Ron Death-Santis. These are the nominees for Biggest... These are the nominees for Big These are the nominees for biggest gesture flop in the clown square. The nominees for most amazing impact in film are Steven Spielberg,
Starting point is 00:05:38 actors, two words, inclusion rider, and music and scoring in film. These are the nominees for most amazing impact in film. In the category of best asker, the nominees are Katie Couric, Wendy Williams, Elle Woods.
Starting point is 00:06:01 These are the nominees. These are the nominees for best asker. In the category of funniest gay man, the nominees are Pat Regan, Joel Kim Booster, and Randy Rainbow. These are the nominees for funniest gay man. In the category of funniest gay woman, the nominees are Ellen, Miss Piggy, Eleanor Roosevelt. These are the nominees for funniest gay woman. In the category of best news we heard, the nominees are Beautiful Weather for the Labor Day Weekend, Big Little Lies Season 2. And there is a big sale at our favorite store.
Starting point is 00:06:51 These are the nominees for best news we heard. In the category of In the category of Best Candy, the nominees are Starburst, Nerds, Candy by Mandy Moore. These are the nominees of Best Chocolate, the nominees are Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Lint Truffles. These are the nominees for Best Chocolate. In the category of Best Picture, Literal Picture, the nominees are Iwo Jima, Princess Diana Dancing with John Travolta, and Shiva Baby Movie Poster. These are the nominees for best picture, literal picture.
Starting point is 00:07:55 In the category of album of the year, the nominees are Live Photos on iPhone Casey Musgraves Star-Crossed, Probably and Taylor Swift Reputation These are the nominees for Album of the Year. In the category of Record of the Year, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:08:18 All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey Driver's License by Olivia Rodrigo. Death! Death to all of them! T. Kyle Dance Remix by Wendy Williams. And Drive Back
Starting point is 00:08:36 by Candice. These are the nominees for Record of the Year. In the category of Best Seltzer Flavor, the nominees are Pamplemousse Le Croix, Lemon Spindrift, and Black Cherry Polar Seltzer. These are the nominees for Best Seltzer Flavor. In the category of Most Shocking Moment of the year, the nominees are Death to All of Them, Wendy Williams, Bennifer 2.0, Bizarrely Staged Rim Job Scene, The White Lotus.
Starting point is 00:09:23 These are the nominees for most shocking moment of the year. In the category of best teen, the nominees are Olivia Rodrigo, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, and Jordan Sparks, American Idol. These are the nominees for Best Teen. In the category of Best 20-something, the nominees are Hannah Horvath, Girls, Marnie Michaels, Girls, Shosh, Girls.
Starting point is 00:09:56 These are the nominees for Best... These are the nominees for Best 20-something. In the category... In the category of Best 30-something, the nominees are... Lady Gaga. Jordan Sparks, Waitress Replacement Cast on Broadway. Actor Skylar Astin, Stage and Screen. These are the nominees for best 30-something.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Okay. In the category of Lady Gaga Award for being one person in a room award, the nominees are Kandi Muse, Alone in the VIP, Brie Larson, Room, Bo Burnham, Inside, Jacob Tremblay,
Starting point is 00:10:56 Room. These are the nominees for Lady Gaga Award for Being One Person in a Room Award. In the category of Best straight or heterosexual person, the nominees are Dolly Parton, Sally Field,
Starting point is 00:11:14 and Shirley MacLaine. These are the nominees for best straight or heterosexual person. In the category of most iconicconic Building or Structure, the nominees are The Eiffel Tower, Paris Wegmans, America The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Disney's Hollywood Studios
Starting point is 00:11:36 These are the nominees for Most Iconic Building or Structure. In the category of Best YouTube Video of Those Chart Data Timeline Things, the nominees are... Katie Perry vs. Taylor Swift. Mariah Carey vs. Whitney Houston vs. Celine Dion. Pink. These are the nominees for Best YouTube Video of Those Chart Data Timeline Things.
Starting point is 00:12:05 In the category of Best Katie Perry Moment, the nominees for best YouTube video of those chart data timeline things. In the category of best Katy Perry moment, the nominees are Thinking of You, MTV Unplugged, Stand-Up Comedy While Hosting the VMAs, and Super Bowl Are You Ready to Rock. These are the nominees for best Katy Perry moment. In the category of best movie we did not see, the nominees for Best Katy Perry Moment. In the category of Best Movie We Did Not See, the nominees are Citizen Kane,
Starting point is 00:12:32 Mank, and the self-produced Wendy Williams documentary. These are the nominees for Best Movie We Did Not See. In the category of Outstanding Reality Competition Host, the nominees are RuPaul Charles, RuPaul's Drag Race, Padma Lakshmi, Top Chef, Jeff Probst, Survivor,
Starting point is 00:12:58 Nicole Byer, Nailed It, Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman, Making It, Deshaun Wesley, Legendary, and Matt Rogers, Hot Dog. Congratulations. Thank you. In the category of Smallest Snub, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:13:18 Matt Rogers, Hot Dog, Outstanding Reality Competition Host, Primetime Emmy Awards, Kate Hudson, Something Borrowed, hot dog outstanding reality competition host primetime emmy awards kate hudson something borrowed best supporting actress academy awards wendy williams outstanding host for a daytime talk show daytime emmy awards matt rogers and bowen yang not being cast as flotsam and Jetsam, Disney casting. These are the nominees for smallest snub. In the category of worst insult towards us, the nominees are Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang not being cast as Flotsam and Jetsam.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Quote, entertainment industry circle jerk on a journey to discover the next Marvel show. Gays getting emotional coming off of drugs because their serotonin has run out. Bargain Basement Real Housewives recap pod. What culture, hun? Apple Podcasts review. Fucking faggots! Azalea Banks
Starting point is 00:14:15 to all gay men, including us. These are the nominees for worst insult towards us. In the category of scariest monster, the nominees are Cloverfield, Dracula, and Miranda Priestly Girl. These are the nominees for scariest monster. In the category of most controversial Wendy Williams moment, the nominees are... Death to all of them! He has more followers than me.
Starting point is 00:14:49 He was 19 years old, and he was murdered, accusing every rapper in the 90s of being gay. These are the nominees for most controversial Wendy Williams moment. In the category of most recurring stress stream, the nominees are... Teeth fall out. Naked in a store. Didn't study for that final exam.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Why did I skip class all semester? These are the nominees for most recurring stress stream. In the category of worst way to die, the nominees are your mom has to saw you in half on TV. Snake eats you. And with a secret or without having told the people you love how much they meant to you before it was too late and you will never have the chance. Or without closure. These are the nominees for Worst Way to Die.
Starting point is 00:15:38 In the category of Best Flavor of Them All, the nominees are Pomplemousse, Coconut, Flamin' Hot, Tasty. These are the nominees for best flavor of them all. In the category of best little bro,
Starting point is 00:15:58 the nominees are Matt Rogers, Ty Mitchell, Bottoms All over the globe. These are the nominees for Best Little Bro. Congratulations. Thank you. In the category of Best Big Bro,
Starting point is 00:16:14 the nominees are Matt Rogers, Greg Brady, The Brady Bunch, and Sum Tops. These are the nominees for Best Big Bro. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Thank you. In the category of Best Friend, the nominees are Matt Rogers, Bowen Yang, and Lisa Kudrow. These are the nominees for Best Friend. In the category of Most Memorable Line in a Movie or Film, the nominees are I'm the King of the World! I'll Never Let Go, Jack.
Starting point is 00:16:59 I'll Never Let Go. Our situation is precarious. You know the money's gone. It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania. And you mean, did we do it? These are the nominees for most memorable line in a movie or film. In the category of most memorable line in a TV show, the nominees are Why Is Your Penis on a Dead Girl's Phone,
Starting point is 00:17:32 Sashay Away, and Death to All of Them. These are the nominees for Most Memorable Line in a TV Show. In the category of Best Note Ever Sung, the nominees are From Every Night in My Dreams, In My Heart Will Go On, Look! From Look to the Western Sky, In Defying Gravity, and C-sharp 5. These are the nominees for Best Note Ever Sung. In the category of Worst Note Ever Sung, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:18:14 All Notes, Caitlyn Jenner, The Masked Singer. All Notes, Fergie, The National Anthem. The Third Burr in Birthday, Happy Birthday. These are the nominees for Worst Note Ever Sung. In the category of Best Live Performance by a Woman, the nominees are Brandi Chavonne Massey, Defying Gravity, That One Time, Fergie, National Anthem, NBA All-Star Game, and Patti LuPone, All.
Starting point is 00:18:54 These are the nominees for Best Live Performance by a Woman. In the category of Diablo Cody Screenplay Award, the nominees are Diablo Cody, Juno, Diablo Cody, Young Adult, and Nia Vardalos, My Big Fat Greek Wedding. These are the nominees for Diablo Cody Screenplay Award. In the category of Cate Blanchett Award for Good Acting, the nominees are Mariah Carey, Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire. Sydney Sweeney, The White Lotus. Flo, Progressive.
Starting point is 00:19:37 And Viola Davis, All. These are the nominees for the Kate Blanchett Award for Good Acting. In the category of Kylie Minogue Award for Why Haven't They Happened in America Yet, the nominees are Little Mix, the letter U in words with O-R, and Gay Late Night Hosts, am I right? These are the nominees for Kylie Minogue Award for Why Haven't They Happened in America Yet. In the category of the Little Mix Award for being absolutely fierce boots,
Starting point is 00:20:12 the nominees are Normani, Gazelle from Zootopia, and Candice, Drive Back. These are the nominees for the Little Mix Award for being absolutely fierce boots.
Starting point is 00:20:28 In the category of Tina Turner Legend Award, the nominees are Candice, Wendy Williams, and Tina Turner. These are the nominees for Tina Turner Legend Award. In the category of Most Relaxing Destination, the nominees are The White Lotus Resort
Starting point is 00:20:51 Disney's Animal Kingdom Turks New York City Caicos These are the nominees for Most Relaxing Destination. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. I love that.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted. Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out
Starting point is 00:21:28 to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. I'm Julian Edelman.
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Starting point is 00:22:31 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image,
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Starting point is 00:23:07 Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. González wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In the category of Best Damn Bird,
Starting point is 00:24:41 the nominees are Seagull That Ate the Lunch of Katrina Rogers, a.k.a. The Original Doll, Flamingos, Big Bird, Sam the Eagle, and Zapdos. These are the nominees for Best Damn Bird.
Starting point is 00:25:02 In the category of Best Disney World Ride, the nominees are The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, Pandora, Flight of Passage, Expedition Everest. These are the nominees for Best Disney World Ride. In the category of Best Universal Studios Orlando Ride, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:25:27 Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts, Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts, Revenge of the Mummy, and Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls. These are the nominees for Best Universal Studios Orlando Ride. In the category of the Six Flags Award for Worst Ride in Orlando, the nominees are... Oh.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Pirates of the Caribbean. This is a show, but Hall of Presidents. And The Teacups. Ugh. These are the nominees for Six Flags Award for Worst Ride in Orlando. In the category of Best Cousin of the Week Ever of All Time,
Starting point is 00:26:12 the nominees are Girls Named Alex, The Cast of Full House, and Cousin Greg Succession. These are the nominees for Best Cousin of the Week Ever of All Time. In the category of Best I Don't Think So Honey of All Time,
Starting point is 00:26:30 the nominees are Going to Church on Sunday and Wednesday, Aaron Jackson. French Manicures as Pedicures, Greta Teitelman. Going to Church on Sunday and Wednesday. Remix. Darcy Carden.
Starting point is 00:26:50 When you fart and a little cum comes out. Joel Kim Booster. Cocaine. Bowen Yang. Congratulations. Thank you. And Ben Affleck and J-Lo critics, Matt Rogers. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Thank you. These are the nominees for best I don't think so honey of all time. In the category of best thing to order for the table, the nominees are Shishito peppers, water for everyone for now,
Starting point is 00:27:24 and dip all. These are the nominees for best thing to order for the table. In the category of best dinner, the nominees are spaghetti and meatballs, chicken parm, pizza night. These are the nominees for best dinner. In the category of best lunch, the nominees are salad, sandwich, and soup. These are the nominees for Best Lunch. In the category of Best Breakfast, the nominees are Eggs,
Starting point is 00:28:14 Toast, and Beans, British. These are the nominees for Best Breakfast. In the category of Best Snack, the nominees are String Cheese, Seaweed Paper, and Chips All. These are the nominees for Best Snack. In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Iced Coffee for Gay People, aka But First dot dot dot coffee
Starting point is 00:28:54 in the iced sense. These are the nominees for Best Beverage. In the category of Best Fish, the nominees are Tuna, Flounder, The Little Mermaid, and Baby Lumpsucker. These are the nominees for Best Fish. In the category of
Starting point is 00:29:20 the Katherine Hahn Award for Us Being Gagged, the nominees are Alyssa Edwards vs. Tatiana, Lip Sync, RuPaul's Drag Race, Cynthia Erivo, Singing, and Catherine Hahn, WandaVision, Acting. These are the nominees for the Catherine Hahn Award
Starting point is 00:29:44 for Us Being Gagged. In the category of Worst Criminal of All Time, the nominees are Voldemort, Erica Girardi, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and
Starting point is 00:29:58 that Cheeto! These are the nominees for Worst Criminal of All Time. In the category of Best Inf we haven't heard of, the nominees are Addison Rae. Is that what she is? These are the nominees for best influencer we haven't heard of.
Starting point is 00:30:21 In the category of best emoji, the nominees are Ice Cream Cone, Purple Horny Devil, and Bottom Eyes. These are the nominees for Best Emoji. In the category of Best Emotion to Portray, the nominees are Anger and Grief at the Same Time, Organic Laughter, and Ever So Slight Bemusement, a.k.a. Miranda Priestly at the End of Devil Wears Prada, slash Small Smile, slash Cathartic Character Change in Like a tiny, tiny moment, then saying, go. These are the nominees for best emotion to portray. In the category of best animal on the farm, the nominees are pig or piglet,
Starting point is 00:31:21 chickens of the coop, and hen. These are the nominees for best animal on the farm. In the category of best animal in the forest, the nominees are mama bear, deer, and creatures unknown. and Creatures Unknown. These are the nominees for Best Animal in the Forest.
Starting point is 00:31:55 In the category of Best Animal in the Sea, the nominees are Fish, All, Bottom of Ocean, Freaky Gutterfish with the Light on Their Head, you know the one, and Octopus Teacher, My Octopus Teacher. These are the nominees for Best Animal in the Sea. In the category of Best Billionaire, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:32:18 Oprah Winfrey, Rihanna, and Jessica Simpson, one of these days. These are the nominees for Best Billionaire. In the category of Best Planet, the nominees are Neptune, Hoth, and Chromatica. These are the nominees for Best Planet. In the category of Best Teacher We Ever Had, aka the Teacher Respect Award,
Starting point is 00:32:55 the nominees are Octopus Teacher, Bill Nye, the Science Guy, and Dr. Wendy Osefo, professor These are the nominees for Best Teacher We Ever Had aka the Teacher Respect Award In the category of Most Colorful Color the nominees are
Starting point is 00:33:17 Chartreuse Aquamarine Magenta and Blue These are the nominees for Most Colorful Color aquamarine, magenta, and blue. These are the nominees for most colorful color. We have arrived at the 73rd question, which means it is time to announce the nominees for the biggest award of the night.
Starting point is 00:33:37 In the category of the Christina Aguilera Award for coming on this bitch mad as hell, the nominees are Jan, RuPaul's Drag Race, Lindsay Lohan, The Rumors music video, Erin Brockovich, When Ed Mazury Fired Her Ass, Beyonce, Lemonade, and Tiffany New York Pollard. All. These are the nominees for the Christina Aguilera Award for coming on this bitch mad as hell. In the category of America's Next Top Model,
Starting point is 00:34:16 the nominees are Bowen Yang and Amelia Hamlin. These are the nominees for America's Next Top Model. Congratulations. Thank you. In the category of Best Dressed, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:34:33 Zendaya, Ascala, The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Paul Feig on Film Sets. These are the nominees for Best Dressed. In the category of the National Park Award for Nature, the nominees are The Tree of Life, Disney's Animal Kingdom, The Grand Canyon,
Starting point is 00:35:01 Clouds That Don't Rain, Reefer Mama, and Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy, Batman and Robin. These are the nominees for the National Park Award for Nature. In the category of Best Dress, the nominees are Dress, Taylor Swift, Reputation,
Starting point is 00:35:24 J-Lo Versace, you know the one, and Princess Diana Wedding Dress, Taylor Swift, Reputation. JLo, Versace, you know the one. And Princess Diana, Wedding Dress. These are the nominees for Best Dress. In the category of Jim and Pam Award for Best Chemistry, the nominees are Fleabag and Hot Priest, Fleabag. Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Something's Gotta Give. Baking Soda and Vinegar, Science Fair Volcano. And Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, all. These are the nominees for Jim and Pam Award for Best Chemistry.
Starting point is 00:36:10 In the category of Tic-Tac-Toe Award for Best Simple Game, the nominees are Checkers Hopscotch Hangman These are the nominees for the Tic-Tac-Toe Award for Best Simple Game. In the category of Best Song on Rent Soundtrack, the nominees are Out Tonight, Take Me or Leave Me, Tango Maureen, Another Day, La Vie Boheme, I Should Tell You, Your Eyes, Will I, Santa Fe, Without You, and I'll Cover You Reprise. These are the nominees for Best Song on Rent Soundtrack.
Starting point is 00:36:59 In the category of the Brenda Award for Name That No One Gets Named Now or Going Forward, the nominees are Clive, Elspeth, and Bernice. These are the nominees for the Brenda Award for Name That No One Gets Named now or going forward. In the category of most important item of clothing, the nominees are socks, shoes, bracelets, and anklet.
Starting point is 00:37:39 These are the nominees for most important item of clothing. In the category of the Joy Behar Award for Stand-Up Comedy, the nominees are Joel Kim Booster, Pat Regan, and Katy Perry. These are the nominees for the Joy Behar Award for Stand-Up Comedy. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back.
Starting point is 00:38:10 I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted. Never in a million years
Starting point is 00:38:22 after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
Starting point is 00:38:36 I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again. And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show. We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past, and we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
Starting point is 00:38:58 And we'll get into the types of dudes. What kind of types of dudes are there, Grunks? We got studs, wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes, dude. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down freaks. Or dudes dude. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude
Starting point is 00:39:11 each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Starting point is 00:39:30 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Elian Gonzalez. Elian, Elian, Elian Gonzalez. Elian, Elian, Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Cuba. Mr. González wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian González story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. honest, and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional
Starting point is 00:41:01 dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
Starting point is 00:41:35 In the category of the Scream by Edward Munch Award for Best Scream, the nominees are Meryl Streep, Big Little Lies Season 2, Lady Gaga screaming, What the fuck? in Enigma Show, and Scream 1995. These are the nominees for the Scream by Edward Munch Award for Best Scream. In the category of Best Google Service, the nominees are Maps, Drive, Images.
Starting point is 00:42:15 These are the nominees for Best Google Service. In the category of Best Google Search, the nominees are Does Hernia Go Away on Its Own? Kerry Washington Age Am I Gay Quiz? Sebastian Stan Butt and Kelly Clarkson Album When? These are the nominees for Best Google Search. In the category of Best Apple Product of Them All, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:42:50 iPhone MacBook Air Schmigadoon These are the nominees for Best Apple Product of Them All. In the category of WandaVision Award for Television, These are the nominees for Best Apple Product of Them All. In the category of WandaVision Award for Television, the nominees are Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol, Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Finale. Death to all of them! Wendy Williams.
Starting point is 00:43:20 The Comeback Season 2 Finale. The View. And that John Oliver guy these are the nominees for WandaVision Award for Television in the category of the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement the nominees are
Starting point is 00:43:40 Little Mix Jeopardy! Winners, High School Graduates, Kelly Ripa, and Walt Disney. These are the nominees for the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement. In the category of Best Neighborhood, New York, the nominees are Fort Greene, Jackson Heights, and Murray Hill. These are the nominees for Best Feliz, Silver Lake, Universal CityWalk. These are the nominees for Best Neighborhood, Los Angeles. In the category of Best Neighborhood, Dallas-Fort Worth, The nominees are Oak Lawn, Downtown, and Austin, Texas. These are the nominees for Best Neighborhood, Dallas-Fort Worth. In the category of the Chris Award for Most Timeless Name, the nominees are Amanda, James, Lee, and Matt. These are the nominees for the Chris Award
Starting point is 00:45:13 for Most Timeless Name. Congratulations. Thank you. In the category of Best Video Game Moment, the nominees are When Bowser Arrives When Mario Jumps Persona 5 All Yuna Dressing Like a Slut with a Gun
Starting point is 00:45:39 After Saving the World in Final Fantasy X-2 And When Kirby eats the girls, these are the nominees for Best Video Game Moment. In the category of Dragon Award for Animal, We're Not Sure is Real. The nominees are
Starting point is 00:45:56 Platypus, Manta Ray, and Pokemon. These are the nominees for the Dragon Award for Animal We're Not Sure Is Real. In the category of Vanilla Coke Award for What Happened to That? The nominees are Altoids Mango Sours, Kathleen Turner,
Starting point is 00:46:24 Pussycat Doll's 2021 comeback, R9, a.k.a. Rihanna's ninth album, and Viennetta Ice Cream Cakes. These are the nominees for Vanilla Coke Award for What Happened to That? In the category of Best Taylor Swift, the nominees are Treacherous Red, The Folklore Evermore Era, The Baking of Cookies, and Releasing Albums in the Month of November. These are the nominees for Best Taylor Swift. In the category of Best Taylor Swift,
Starting point is 00:47:11 the nominees are, quote, she basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. Ready for it? Reputation. Hip, hip, hip, choreography. And her performance of Wildest Dream slash Enchanted on the 1989 World Tour. White girl stomp,
Starting point is 00:47:34 head throwing back, outfit change, smile, look back at the audience. It has it all. These are the nominees for Best Tayla Swift. In the category of Best Time, the nominees are 3.30 p.m. The Pop Charts in 2010.
Starting point is 00:47:55 And 1520 Minutes. These are the nominees for Best Time. And finally, in the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees are... Matt, would you like to read them with me? Yes. Alyssa Edwards. Mike White. And Wendy Williams. Congratulations to all of the nominees
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Starting point is 00:48:54 I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details crazy details and honestly just having a blast talking football every week we're discussing our favorite players of all times from legends to our buddies to current stars we're finally answering the age old question what kind of dudes are these dudes we're gonna find outules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional
Starting point is 00:49:50 dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Sheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast,
Starting point is 00:50:44 we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.

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