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On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
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Hello everyone and welcome to the nomination announcement ceremony for the Las Culturistas Culture Awards,
an event thousands of years in the making.
My name is Douglas Boehm, perhaps better known to readers of the Las Culturistas podcast as Hot Engineer Doug,
and I am delighted to be here this morning for the unveiling of the fabulous nominees in 100 unique categories.
Publicists, thank you for making your voices heard over these last six weeks.
Without you, perhaps some of these luminaries would have gone snubbed, a fate worse than
death during awards season.
Without further ado, I'd like to introduce two very special people who have kindly agreed
to read the names of the nominees this morning.
We're privileged to be joined by Bowen Yang, a two-time primetime Emmy nominee for writing and acting on Saturday Night Live,
whose comedic gifts are currently on full display on the new season of Awkwafina is Nora from Queens. And also Matt Rogers, a 42-year-old former American Idol contestant
who used to be the host of Discovery Channel's Gold Rush, The Dirt.
Special thanks to Google for this valuable information.
I'm excited to turn it over to these two who also happened to host this podcast
and selected all of the nominees.
Bowen and Matt.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, Bowen.
Good morning, Matt.
Let's begin.
It's great to see you and we'll start.
In the category of biggest jester, the nominees are Giselle Bryant, The Real Housewives of
Potomac, Charlie Chaplin.
The Joker on the Joker card, Deck of Cards.
And Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn.
These are the nominees for Biggest Jester.
In the category of Biggest Flop, the nominees are
SeaWorld, Cats at the Box Office,
Jennifer Lawrence Fell at the Oscars.
Demon Twink. These are the nominees for Biggest Flop. In the category of Biggest Jester Flop,
the nominees are Jen Shah, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wendy Williams, Wendy. Laura Osnes. Anti-vax.
Quomosexuals.
These are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop.
In the category of Biggest Jester Flop in the Clown Square,
the nominees are...
Alyssa... Alyssa...
Alyssa Edwards as Katy Perry on Snatch Game,
RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 5.
John Travolta saying Adele Dazeem, the Oscars.
Summer 2021.
Florida Governor Ron Death-Santis.
These are the nominees for Biggest...
These are the nominees for Big These are the nominees for biggest
gesture flop in the clown square.
The nominees
for most amazing impact in
film are
Steven Spielberg,
actors,
two words, inclusion
rider,
and music
and scoring in film.
These are the nominees for most amazing impact in film.
In the category of best asker, the nominees are
Katie Couric, Wendy Williams, Elle Woods.
These are the nominees.
These are the nominees for best asker. In the category of
funniest gay man, the nominees are Pat Regan, Joel Kim Booster, and Randy Rainbow. These are
the nominees for funniest gay man. In the category of funniest gay woman, the nominees are Ellen, Miss Piggy,
Eleanor Roosevelt. These are the nominees for funniest gay woman. In the category of best news
we heard, the nominees are Beautiful Weather for the Labor Day Weekend, Big Little Lies Season 2.
And there is a big
sale at our favorite store.
These are the nominees for best news
we heard.
In the category of
In the category of Best Candy, the nominees are Starburst, Nerds, Candy by Mandy Moore.
These are the nominees of Best Chocolate, the nominees are Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Lint Truffles.
These are the nominees for Best Chocolate.
In the category of Best Picture, Literal Picture, the nominees are Iwo Jima, Princess Diana Dancing with John Travolta,
and Shiva Baby Movie Poster. These are the nominees for best picture, literal picture.
In the category of album of the year, the nominees are Live Photos on iPhone Casey Musgraves
Star-Crossed, Probably
and Taylor Swift
Reputation
These are the nominees for
Album of the Year.
In the category of Record of the Year,
the nominees are
All I Want for Christmas is You
by Mariah Carey
Driver's License by Olivia Rodrigo.
Death!
Death
to all of them! T. Kyle Dance
Remix by Wendy Williams.
And Drive Back
by Candice.
These are the nominees for Record of the
Year.
In the category of Best Seltzer
Flavor, the nominees are Pamplemousse Le Croix, Lemon
Spindrift, and Black Cherry Polar Seltzer. These are the nominees for Best Seltzer Flavor.
In the category of Most Shocking Moment of the year, the nominees are Death to All of Them,
Wendy Williams, Bennifer 2.0, Bizarrely Staged Rim Job Scene, The White Lotus.
These are the nominees for most shocking moment of the year.
In the category of best teen, the nominees are Olivia Rodrigo, Malcolm, Malcolm in the
Middle, and Jordan Sparks, American Idol.
These are the nominees for Best Teen. In the category of Best 20-something,
the nominees are
Hannah Horvath, Girls,
Marnie Michaels, Girls,
Shosh, Girls.
These are the nominees for Best...
These are the nominees for Best 20-something.
In the category... In the category of Best 30-something,
the nominees are...
Lady Gaga.
Jordan Sparks, Waitress Replacement Cast on Broadway.
Actor Skylar Astin, Stage and Screen.
These are the nominees for best 30-something.
Okay.
In the category of Lady Gaga Award for being one person in a room award,
the nominees are
Kandi Muse,
Alone in the VIP,
Brie Larson, Room,
Bo Burnham, Inside,
Jacob Tremblay,
Room.
These are the nominees
for Lady Gaga Award for Being One Person
in a Room Award.
In the category of Best straight or heterosexual person,
the nominees are
Dolly Parton,
Sally Field,
and Shirley MacLaine.
These are the nominees for best straight or heterosexual person.
In the category of most iconicconic Building or Structure,
the nominees are
The Eiffel Tower, Paris
Wegmans, America
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror,
Disney's Hollywood Studios
These are the nominees
for Most Iconic Building or Structure.
In the category of
Best YouTube Video of Those Chart Data Timeline Things, the nominees are...
Katie Perry vs. Taylor Swift.
Mariah Carey vs. Whitney Houston vs. Celine Dion.
Pink.
These are the nominees for Best YouTube Video of Those Chart Data Timeline Things.
In the category of Best Katie Perry Moment, the nominees for best YouTube video of those chart data timeline things. In the category of best Katy Perry moment, the nominees are
Thinking of You, MTV Unplugged,
Stand-Up Comedy While Hosting the VMAs,
and Super Bowl Are You Ready to Rock.
These are the nominees for best Katy Perry moment.
In the category of best movie we did not see, the nominees for Best Katy Perry Moment. In the category of Best Movie We Did Not See,
the nominees are
Citizen Kane,
Mank,
and the self-produced Wendy Williams documentary.
These are the nominees for Best Movie We Did Not See.
In the category of Outstanding Reality Competition Host,
the nominees are
RuPaul Charles, RuPaul's Drag Race,
Padma Lakshmi, Top Chef,
Jeff Probst, Survivor,
Nicole Byer, Nailed It,
Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman, Making It,
Deshaun Wesley, Legendary,
and Matt Rogers, Hot Dog.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
In the category of Smallest Snub,
the nominees are
Matt Rogers, Hot Dog,
Outstanding Reality Competition Host,
Primetime Emmy Awards,
Kate Hudson, Something Borrowed, hot dog outstanding reality competition host primetime emmy awards kate hudson something borrowed best supporting actress academy awards wendy williams outstanding host for a daytime
talk show daytime emmy awards matt rogers and bowen yang not being cast as flotsam and Jetsam, Disney casting. These are the nominees for smallest snub.
In the category of worst insult towards us,
the nominees are Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang
not being cast as Flotsam and Jetsam.
Quote, entertainment industry circle jerk
on a journey to discover the next Marvel show.
Gays getting emotional coming off of drugs because their serotonin
has run out. Bargain Basement
Real Housewives recap pod. What culture,
hun? Apple Podcasts review.
Fucking
faggots! Azalea Banks
to all gay men, including us.
These are the nominees for
worst insult towards us.
In the category
of scariest monster, the nominees are Cloverfield,
Dracula, and Miranda Priestly Girl. These are the nominees for scariest monster.
In the category of most controversial Wendy Williams moment, the nominees are... Death to all of them!
He has more followers than me.
He was 19 years old, and he was murdered,
accusing every rapper in the 90s of being gay.
These are the nominees for most controversial Wendy Williams moment.
In the category of most recurring stress stream,
the nominees are...
Teeth fall out.
Naked in a store.
Didn't study for that final exam.
Why did I skip class all semester?
These are the nominees for most recurring stress stream.
In the category of worst way to die, the nominees are your mom has to saw you in half on TV.
Snake eats you. And with a secret or without having told the people you love
how much they meant to you before it was too late
and you will never have the chance.
Or without closure.
These are the nominees for Worst Way to Die.
In the category of Best Flavor of Them All,
the nominees are
Pomplemousse,
Coconut,
Flamin' Hot,
Tasty.
These are the nominees for best flavor of them all.
In the category of best little bro,
the nominees are
Matt Rogers,
Ty Mitchell,
Bottoms All over the globe.
These are the nominees for Best Little Bro.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
In the category of Best Big Bro,
the nominees are
Matt Rogers,
Greg Brady,
The Brady Bunch,
and
Sum Tops.
These are the nominees for Best Big Bro.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
In the category of Best Friend, the nominees are Matt Rogers,
Bowen Yang, and Lisa Kudrow.
These are the nominees for Best Friend.
In the category of Most Memorable Line in a Movie or Film,
the nominees are
I'm the King of the World!
I'll Never Let Go, Jack.
I'll Never Let Go.
Our situation is precarious.
You know the money's gone.
It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania.
And you mean, did we do it?
These are the nominees for most memorable line in a movie or film.
In the category of most memorable line in a TV show,
the nominees are Why Is Your Penis on a Dead Girl's Phone,
Sashay Away,
and Death to All of Them.
These are the nominees for Most Memorable Line in a TV Show.
In the category of Best Note Ever Sung, the nominees are
From Every Night in My Dreams, In My Heart Will Go On, Look! From Look to the Western Sky,
In Defying Gravity, and C-sharp 5.
These are the nominees for Best Note Ever Sung.
In the category of Worst Note Ever Sung, the nominees are
All Notes, Caitlyn Jenner, The Masked Singer.
All Notes, Fergie, The National Anthem.
The Third Burr in Birthday, Happy Birthday.
These are the nominees for Worst Note Ever Sung.
In the category of Best Live Performance by a Woman,
the nominees are Brandi Chavonne Massey, Defying Gravity, That One Time,
Fergie, National Anthem, NBA All-Star Game,
and Patti LuPone, All.
These are the nominees for Best Live Performance by a Woman.
In the category of Diablo Cody Screenplay Award, the nominees are
Diablo Cody, Juno, Diablo Cody, Young Adult, and Nia Vardalos, My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
These are the nominees for Diablo Cody Screenplay Award.
In the category of Cate Blanchett Award for Good Acting, the nominees are
Mariah Carey, Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
Sydney Sweeney, The White Lotus.
Flo, Progressive.
And Viola Davis, All.
These are the nominees for the Kate Blanchett Award for Good Acting.
In the category of Kylie Minogue Award for Why Haven't They Happened in America Yet,
the nominees are Little Mix, the letter U in words with O-R, and Gay Late Night Hosts, am I right?
These are the nominees for Kylie Minogue Award for Why Haven't They Happened
in America Yet.
In the category of the Little Mix Award
for being absolutely fierce boots,
the nominees are
Normani,
Gazelle from
Zootopia,
and Candice, Drive Back.
These are the nominees
for the Little Mix Award
for being absolutely fierce boots.
In the category of Tina Turner Legend Award,
the nominees are
Candice,
Wendy Williams,
and Tina Turner.
These are the nominees for Tina Turner Legend Award.
In the category of Most Relaxing Destination, the nominees are
The White Lotus Resort
Disney's Animal Kingdom
Turks
New York City
Caicos
These are the nominees for Most Relaxing Destination.
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And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg.
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Never in a million years
after everything we've been through
did I think that you would reach out
to our sworn enemy.
We were friends.
How could you do this to me?
I don't trust her.
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We got studs, wizards.
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We talk about guilt, shame, body image,
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I was a desperate, delusional dreamer,
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Be a delusional dreamer.
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I just had such an anger. I was just soional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger.
I was just so mad at life.
Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine.
I had such a victim mentality.
I took zero accountability for anything in my life.
I was the kid that if you asked what happened,
I immediately started with everything but me.
It took years for me to break that, like years of work.
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On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father
in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take he belongs with. His father in Cuba.
Mr. González wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
as part of the My Cultura podcast network,
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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
In the category of Best Damn Bird,
the nominees are
Seagull That Ate the Lunch of Katrina Rogers,
a.k.a. The Original Doll,
Flamingos,
Big Bird,
Sam the Eagle,
and Zapdos.
These are the nominees for Best Damn Bird.
In the category of Best Disney World Ride,
the nominees are
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror,
Pandora, Flight of Passage,
Expedition Everest.
These are the nominees for Best Disney World Ride.
In the category of Best Universal Studios Orlando Ride,
the nominees are
Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts,
Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts,
Revenge of the Mummy,
and Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls.
These are the nominees for Best Universal Studios Orlando Ride.
In the category of the Six Flags Award for Worst Ride in Orlando,
the nominees are...
Oh.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
This is a show, but Hall of Presidents.
And The Teacups.
Ugh.
These are the nominees for Six Flags Award
for Worst Ride in Orlando.
In the category of
Best Cousin of the Week Ever of All Time,
the nominees are
Girls Named Alex,
The Cast of Full House,
and
Cousin Greg Succession.
These are the nominees for
Best Cousin of the Week Ever of All Time.
In the category of Best I Don't Think So Honey of All Time,
the nominees are
Going to Church on Sunday and Wednesday,
Aaron Jackson.
French Manicures as Pedicures,
Greta Teitelman.
Going to Church on Sunday and Wednesday.
Remix.
Darcy Carden.
When you fart and a little cum comes out.
Joel Kim Booster.
Cocaine.
Bowen Yang.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
And Ben Affleck and J-Lo critics, Matt Rogers.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
These are the nominees for best
I don't think so honey of all time.
In the category of
best thing to order for the table,
the nominees are
Shishito peppers,
water for everyone for now,
and dip all.
These are the nominees for best thing to order for the table.
In the category of best dinner, the nominees are
spaghetti and meatballs,
chicken parm,
pizza night.
These are the nominees for best dinner. In the category of best lunch, the nominees are salad, sandwich, and soup. These are the nominees for Best Lunch.
In the category of Best Breakfast, the nominees are Eggs,
Toast,
and Beans, British.
These are the nominees for Best Breakfast.
In the category of Best Snack, the nominees are
String Cheese, Seaweed Paper, and Chips All.
These are the nominees for Best Snack.
In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are
Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Iced Coffee for Gay People, aka But First dot dot dot coffee
in the iced sense. These are the nominees for Best Beverage. In the category of Best Fish, the nominees are
Tuna,
Flounder,
The Little Mermaid, and
Baby Lumpsucker.
These are the nominees
for Best Fish.
In the category of
the Katherine Hahn Award for
Us Being Gagged,
the nominees are
Alyssa Edwards vs. Tatiana,
Lip Sync, RuPaul's Drag Race,
Cynthia Erivo, Singing,
and Catherine Hahn, WandaVision, Acting.
These are the nominees for the Catherine Hahn Award
for Us Being Gagged.
In the category of
Worst Criminal of All Time,
the nominees are
Voldemort,
Erica Girardi,
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
and
that Cheeto!
These are the nominees for
Worst Criminal of All Time.
In the category of Best Inf we haven't heard of,
the nominees are
Addison Rae.
Is that what she is?
These are the nominees for best influencer we haven't heard of.
In the category of best emoji,
the nominees are Ice Cream Cone, Purple Horny Devil, and Bottom Eyes.
These are the nominees for Best Emoji.
In the category of Best Emotion to Portray, the nominees are Anger and Grief at the Same Time, Organic Laughter, and Ever So Slight Bemusement, a.k.a. Miranda Priestly at the End of Devil Wears Prada,
slash Small Smile, slash Cathartic Character Change in Like a tiny, tiny moment, then saying, go.
These are the nominees for best emotion to portray.
In the category of best animal on the farm,
the nominees are pig or piglet,
chickens of the coop, and hen.
These are the nominees for best animal on the farm.
In the category of best animal in the forest,
the nominees are
mama bear,
deer,
and creatures unknown. and Creatures Unknown.
These are the nominees for Best Animal in the Forest.
In the category of Best Animal in the Sea,
the nominees are Fish, All,
Bottom of Ocean, Freaky Gutterfish with the Light on Their Head,
you know the one,
and Octopus Teacher, My Octopus Teacher.
These are the nominees for Best Animal in the Sea.
In the category of Best Billionaire,
the nominees are
Oprah Winfrey,
Rihanna,
and Jessica Simpson, one of these days.
These are the nominees for Best Billionaire.
In the category of Best Planet, the nominees are Neptune, Hoth, and Chromatica.
These are the nominees for Best Planet.
In the category of Best Teacher We Ever Had,
aka the Teacher Respect Award,
the nominees are
Octopus Teacher,
Bill Nye, the Science Guy,
and Dr. Wendy Osefo, professor
These are the nominees for Best Teacher We Ever Had
aka the Teacher Respect Award
In the category of Most Colorful Color
the nominees are
Chartreuse
Aquamarine
Magenta
and Blue These are the nominees for Most Colorful Color aquamarine, magenta, and blue.
These are the nominees for most colorful color.
We have arrived at the 73rd question,
which means it is time to announce the nominees
for the biggest award of the night.
In the category of the Christina Aguilera Award
for coming on this bitch mad as hell,
the nominees are
Jan, RuPaul's Drag Race,
Lindsay Lohan, The Rumors music video, Erin Brockovich, When Ed Mazury Fired Her Ass,
Beyonce, Lemonade, and Tiffany New York Pollard. All.
These are the nominees for the Christina Aguilera Award for coming on this bitch mad as hell.
In the category of America's Next Top Model,
the nominees are
Bowen Yang
and Amelia Hamlin.
These are the nominees for America's Next Top Model.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
In the category of Best Dressed,
the nominees are
Zendaya,
Ascala, The Real Housewives of Potomac,
and Paul Feig on Film Sets.
These are the nominees for Best Dressed.
In the category of the National Park Award for Nature,
the nominees are
The Tree of Life, Disney's Animal Kingdom,
The Grand Canyon,
Clouds That Don't Rain,
Reefer Mama,
and Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy,
Batman and Robin.
These are the nominees for the National Park Award for Nature.
In the category of Best Dress,
the nominees are
Dress, Taylor Swift, Reputation,
J-Lo Versace, you know the one, and Princess Diana Wedding Dress, Taylor Swift, Reputation. JLo, Versace, you know the one.
And Princess Diana, Wedding Dress.
These are the nominees for Best Dress.
In the category of Jim and Pam Award for Best Chemistry,
the nominees are
Fleabag and Hot Priest, Fleabag. Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson,
Something's Gotta Give. Baking Soda and Vinegar, Science Fair Volcano.
And Julia Roberts and Richard Gere, all. These are the nominees for Jim and Pam Award for Best Chemistry.
In the category of Tic-Tac-Toe Award for Best Simple Game,
the nominees are Checkers
Hopscotch
Hangman
These are the nominees for the Tic-Tac-Toe Award for Best Simple Game.
In the category of Best Song on Rent Soundtrack, the nominees are
Out Tonight, Take Me or Leave Me, Tango Maureen, Another Day, La Vie Boheme, I Should Tell You, Your Eyes, Will I, Santa Fe, Without You, and I'll Cover You Reprise.
These are the nominees for Best Song on Rent Soundtrack.
In the category of the Brenda Award for Name That No One Gets Named Now or Going Forward,
the nominees are Clive, Elspeth, and Bernice.
These are the nominees for the Brenda Award for Name That No One Gets Named now or going forward.
In the category of most important item of clothing,
the nominees are socks,
shoes,
bracelets,
and anklet.
These are the nominees for most important item of clothing.
In the category of the Joy Behar Award for Stand-Up Comedy,
the nominees are Joel Kim Booster,
Pat Regan, and
Katy Perry. These are the nominees for the Joy Behar
Award for Stand-Up Comedy.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
are back.
I love that.
Oh my gosh.
Welcome.
And last season's drama
was just the tip of the iceberg.
You're recording us?
I am disgusted.
Never in a million years
after everything we've been through
did I think that you would reach out
to our sworn enemy.
We were friends.
How could you do this to me?
I don't trust her.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against,
legends from the past, and we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes. What kind of types of dudes are there, Grunks?
We got studs, wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes, dude.
We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down freaks. Or dudes dude. We got dogs.
Dogs. We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories
and determine what kind of dude
each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud
or a freak? Is Tom Brady a
dog or a dudes dude? We're gonna
find out, Jules. New episodes
drop every Thursday during the
NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel.
I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez,
will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez. Elian, Elian, Elian Gonzalez.
Elian, Elian, Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy
and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home
and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Cuba. Mr. González wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian González story,
as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. honest, and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in
and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt,
shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the
desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional
dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger.
I was just so mad at life.
Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine.
I had such a victim mentality.
I took zero accountability for anything in my life.
I was the kid that if you asked what happened,
I immediately started with everything but me.
It took years for me to break that.
Like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get
your podcasts.
Trust me,
you won't want to miss this one.
In the category of
the Scream by Edward Munch Award
for Best Scream,
the nominees are
Meryl Streep,
Big Little Lies Season 2, Lady Gaga screaming,
What the fuck? in Enigma Show, and Scream 1995.
These are the nominees for the Scream by Edward Munch Award for Best Scream. In the category of Best Google Service, the nominees are Maps, Drive, Images.
These are the nominees for Best Google Service.
In the category of Best Google Search, the nominees are Does Hernia Go Away on Its Own?
Kerry Washington Age
Am I Gay Quiz?
Sebastian Stan Butt
and Kelly Clarkson Album When?
These are the nominees for Best Google Search.
In the category of Best Apple Product of Them All, the nominees are
iPhone
MacBook Air
Schmigadoon
These are the nominees for Best Apple Product of Them All.
In the category of WandaVision Award for Television, These are the nominees for Best Apple Product of Them All.
In the category of WandaVision Award for Television, the nominees are Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol, Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Finale.
Death to all of them!
Wendy Williams.
The Comeback Season 2 Finale.
The View.
And that John Oliver guy
these are the nominees
for WandaVision Award for Television
in the category of the Victoria Beckham Award
for Outstanding Achievement
the nominees are
Little Mix
Jeopardy! Winners, High School Graduates, Kelly Ripa, and Walt Disney. These
are the nominees for the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement. In the category of Best Neighborhood, New York, the nominees are Fort Greene, Jackson Heights, and Murray Hill.
These are the nominees for Best Feliz, Silver Lake, Universal CityWalk. These are the nominees
for Best Neighborhood, Los Angeles. In the category of Best Neighborhood, Dallas-Fort Worth, The nominees are Oak Lawn, Downtown, and Austin, Texas.
These are the nominees for Best Neighborhood, Dallas-Fort Worth.
In the category of the Chris Award for Most Timeless Name, the nominees are Amanda, James, Lee, and Matt.
These are the nominees for the Chris Award
for Most Timeless Name.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
In the category of Best Video Game Moment,
the nominees are When Bowser Arrives
When Mario Jumps
Persona 5 All
Yuna Dressing Like a Slut with a Gun
After Saving the World in Final Fantasy X-2
And When Kirby eats the girls,
these are the nominees for
Best Video Game Moment.
In the category of
Dragon Award for Animal,
We're Not Sure is Real.
The nominees are
Platypus,
Manta Ray,
and Pokemon.
These are the nominees for the Dragon Award for Animal We're Not Sure Is Real.
In the category of Vanilla Coke Award for What Happened to That?
The nominees are
Altoids Mango Sours,
Kathleen Turner,
Pussycat Doll's 2021 comeback,
R9, a.k.a. Rihanna's ninth album,
and Viennetta Ice Cream Cakes.
These are the nominees for Vanilla Coke Award for What Happened to That?
In the category of Best Taylor Swift,
the nominees are Treacherous Red, The Folklore Evermore Era, The Baking of Cookies, and Releasing Albums in the Month of November.
These are the nominees for Best Taylor Swift.
In the category of Best Taylor Swift,
the nominees are, quote,
she basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour.
Ready for it? Reputation.
Hip, hip, hip, choreography.
And
her performance of Wildest Dream
slash Enchanted on the 1989
World Tour. White girl stomp,
head throwing back, outfit change,
smile, look back at the audience.
It has it all.
These are the nominees for Best
Tayla Swift.
In the category of Best Time, the nominees are
3.30 p.m.
The Pop Charts in 2010.
And 1520 Minutes.
These are the nominees for Best Time.
And finally, in the category of Artist of the Millennium, the nominees are... Matt, would you like to read them with me?
Yes.
Alyssa Edwards.
Mike White.
And Wendy Williams.
Congratulations to all of the nominees
for the Las Culturistas Culture Awards.
The show will be at a later date.
Publicists, please begin campaigning now.
The campaign starts now.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Have a good morning.
Good morning.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes.
We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details crazy details and honestly just having a blast talking football every week we're discussing our favorite players of all times
from legends to our buddies to current stars we're finally answering the age old question
what kind of dudes are these dudes we're gonna find outules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to
being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional
dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me,
you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez
was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his
father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay
with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to
Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts. I'm Sheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast,
we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women.
And T and I have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby,
an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.