Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "The Las Culturistas Vulture Festival Segment Festival"

Episode Date: June 7, 2018

Comedy! Music! Interviews! Games! Stringent Time Limits! Some GASPING, Honey!The Las Culturistas Vulture Festival Segment Festival! Featuring a gauntlet of bits and segments: “These Young Girls” with Pat Regan, “Be Best” with Dave Mizzoni, “A Red Carpet Moment” with Sydnee Washington, Peter Smith, Annie Donley, & Mo Fry Pasic, a “Voice Mem-Oh, You Bitch!” from John Early, an electric “I Don’t Think So, Honey!” and MORE!---LAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:twitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASTforeverdogpodcasts.com/las-culturistas  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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you won't want to miss this one. Bowen, look over there. It's that culture. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Oh my God, you guys. How are we all feeling tonight, all right? Hey, bitch. Hey, bitch.

You guys. I'm seeing all my friends. Hey, bitch. Hey, bitch. Full disclosure, we're on hour 13 or so of the day. We're so fucking tired. And every New York Magazine staff member has approached us

We did not initiate. They have come up to us all day and been like, you guys are doing a lot today. How the fuck are you doing it? We're like, bitch, look, this is the only food we've also eaten today. We got handed a bunch of Skittles after a member podcast, Visual Medium.

We have Skittles on the table. We're going to dive into it. It's our dinner. Thank you. But God, what a great day. We're not complaining. No. Thank you so much to New York Magazine for having us.

No, but I guess, can we run through some of the shit that went down today? Yeah, let's talk about it. Alright, so, okay. We did the drag race panel. That was fun. Yeah, that was fun. Who was there? Was anybody there? Was anybody there? Yes! Okay, Michelle Visage signed my copy of the Diva Rules. Well done, well done, Matt. And, um, but then she had one thing. She was so great. She was so sweet. She had one thing to say.

She had a note. She had a note for us as we said goodbye. What was it? She goes, it was a tough panel because there was a lot of people and there was a lot of cross talk, but I guess you guys did a good job. But it wouldn't have been like a Michelle Visage. I'm taking this out of here, honey. It wouldn't have been like a Michelle Visage. I'm taking this out of here, honey.

What are you doing? It wouldn't have been a Michelle Visage experience without like a critical note. Which we love. And then she signed the book, I love period you exclamation point, which is just revolutionary grammar. No, it's not good.

It's not right. I loved it. It's not correct. It's incorrect above all else. Okay, English is my third language and it's not correct, so... It's incorrect, above all else. Okay, English is my third language, and it's not correct. I don't abide by that. Let's continue to talk about the queens.

Bebe Zahara Benet gave you everything you could ever want. Bebe! Bebe was amazing. And here we go. What was the thing she said when we walked her back to the dressing room? We were walking back to the dressing room, and she goes to us,

Okay, but here's the thing. When are we going to work together professionally? And we said, Bibi, we have a podcast. We'd love to have you on any time. Can you imagine Bibi Zahara? And then she said, you know, they try to play me on the show and make me seem

quiet, but no. I say many things and then she goes and like yeah talk in that mic i'm chewing um yeah i said uh but yeah well we have this podcast we'd love to have you on and then she says okay but what are you giving the girls and i was like i thought that was like what how are we being compensated yeah what are you giving the girls so i was like um well know, we don't have a budget, so we don't usually pay our guests, unfortunately. No, no.

What are you giving the girls? And we understood that what she meant in her language, which is, of course, made up, was, what is the podcast? And so we said, okay, we're giving you pop culture fun moment and then she stops as she goes no no no do that do that again do that again and then she do it again so we said we're giving you fun and then she turns around and walks away from us like walkss away. Keep going. No, go, do it. Moments, pop culture commentary, criticism.

Walks away from us. And then comes back and says, what did she say? She said, consider it booked or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I don't know. We didn't look forward to that. And now that we've truly fluffed it, now hopefully we gotta make it happen. Here we go. Okay, what else?

What else? We did the wendy williams panel that was fun in this very room this very room just a short time ago if you can feel that wendy williams energy yeah oh baby um she was sweet she was great she was sweet and a professional yes and by professional i mean we said two words to her before and two words after she was out but she did a great fucking job yeah and she like was conserving her energy and her was she's she's giving you a lot she gives lots of people a lot of herself every day what was some of the insane they we didn't ask wendy where the audience asked

questions you guys are familiar with wendy williams show yeah so they do ask wendy um what was some of the advice that she gave she this one girl was 21 and she was saying how she loves her boyfriend. Yeah. But her parents don't approve. What should she do? Should she care about what her parents say? Her parents say that she could do better. Yeah.

And so Wendy was like, don't care about what they say. Do you think you're going to marry him? And then she was like, no. No, she goes, I do think I could marry him, yes. And she goes, well, you know what? She said, don't stop taking your birth control. It's good advice. And the girl sank in her seat.

Yeah. She was a little embarrassed, but it's good advice. Okay, how about this for the tea? Oh, my God. Guess who snubbed us today? Canceled on us last minute. Was feet away from the door. You are not going to fathom.

Y'all. Maggie Jill. Maggie Jill. Jill in the hall. You were, wait. Maggie Jill. As Pat Regan famously called her, Maggie Jill. Okay, I don't, sorry.

We're going to get to Pat in a second. We're going to get to Pat. But you just left me hanging there. What the fuck? Maggie Jill, don't fucking come for me. We're very tired. Oh, my God. Okay.

All right. I know that you will like Last Call to Reason because of the bond of friends. You might see the dissolution of that this evening, honey. Tonight. But Maggie, I don't fucking know. We had a game prepared. And you guys want to play it with us now that we did not get a chance to play it? Okay, we'll play the game really quick.

It's super quick. It's super quick. And then we'll get into the evening. Okay, so this is Which Maggie Though? And the game was going to be we were going to say facts and they either pertain to Maggie Smith or Maggie Gyllenhaal.

So should we play a quick round? Yeah, let's play a quick round. Okay, and you guys can all say it once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the co-hosts tonight. If we're Wendy Williams, you guys will be the co-hosts. Okay, Slade in Mona Lisa

Smile. Good. Slade in Gosford Park. Okay, great. Got blown up in a movie. No, no, no, no. Maggie Smith got blown up at the end of

The Prime of Miss Jean Brody. And she got blown up in Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. She explodes. And she got blown up at the end of Sister Act 2. And that's why Lauryn Hill sings. That's when Lauryn Hill sings. That's when she sings, after the explosion of Maggie Smith.

Well, we'll get into more tea. Oh, my God. Something's happened. No, my brain is short-circuiting. Oh, my God. We'll get into more tea. Oh, my God. Something's happening. No, my brain is short-circuiting. Oh, my God. We'll get into more of what happened today. But for now, let's just get right into it. We are on a clock, bitch.

Yeah, we're on the clock, bitch. If you look behind us, there's... If you look behind you, there's a countdown clock. There is a ticking clock, okay? And that's for us, but let's just say it's for all of us. It's for all of us. It's going to be an anxious night. Okay, so we have prepared for you a very special evening

with all of the favorite Las Culturistas people. We all, our party people are here tonight. And this is called the Las Culturistas Vulture Festival Segment Festival. So, absolutely. Yes, thank you, lights. Yes, thank you, lights. Thank you. you wait i have to say something i have to shout somebody out come on you know who our stage manager jacob jacob he's the cutest and he does a great fucking job oh he does a great job and let me tell you one other thing about

t that we just said so we interviewed tracy morgan a little while ago yeah yeah and and then so he comes in and he's great and we're like, thank you for doing this. It's going to be all softballs. No worries. And he said, no, I only go in hard. And we laughed. We're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No.

So we start the interview off. We're like, Last OG is great. Tell us about the experience. He's like, oh, it's great. It's a great show. And then Matt asked. You said he's the star of the Last OG. He said, no, I'm not. There are so many stars. Everyone working around the experience. He's like, oh, it's great. It's a great show. And then Matt asked. You said, he's the star of The Last O.J. He said, no, I'm not. There are so many stars. Everyone

working around the crew. I said, so cool. What's it like to work with Tiffany Haddish? He goes, no, it's not about Tiffany. It's about craft service. It's about the gaffers. It's about the gaffers. It's about Jacob. Yeah.

So he taught us. But yeah. And then he went into this gorgeous, spiritual, just screed, basically. Diatribe. Not diatribe.

That's the wrong word. I don't know my words, but I don't know my heart. Don't you fucking dare. So, but just, he, just wait for it to come out. I think they're going to release the uncut version of that

because it's truly beautiful. Hopefully it impacts you like it did us. He said, let me tell you something. The most honest person in the kingdom was the court jester because he was the only one who went up to the king and told him the truth. He said it again straight to camera. And then he said, I'm going to say it again.

And it was amazing. So thank you, Jacob. Thank you. So thank you, Jacob. Okay, so this is the segment festival. Yes. Yes, the segment festival. We already are behind schedule, honey. All right, so what we're going to do is we're going to bring out some of our favorites. They're all going to do several

segments, and we're going to be on a strict time limit. As you can see, this is supposed to be a five-minute thing. We're 12 minutes in. We're obviously on strict time limits tonight. So what do you think? Should we get started? Let's get started. How are we feeling?

We're good? Yes! Our first guest is... You know him. You love him. You know him. You love him. He's a Lost Culture Recess Icon Award winner.

A Swedish woman once told him he would do well in Europe sexually. Please welcome to the stage Pat Regan. I love Maggie Jill. Oh my god. I love Maggie Jill. So take center, bitch. You're taking center.

Pat is famous on our podcast. Oh, Maggie Jill. So take center, bitch. You're taking center. Okay, so Pat. Pat is famous on our podcast. And off the podcast. And off the podcast as well. Racking up the credits now for someone who famously has no credits or projects. I begged them

not to give me credits. I don't like fame or want it. It's thrust upon me. Most of my poetry is about the trappings of fame. Okay, so Pat, we have a segment for you, and it's we've understood that you are very famous for knowing all about the young girls.

I'm a little fed up with these young girls. He has coined the phrase, these young girls. These young girls the phrase these young girls. I'm 29, which is considered young in some cultures. But guess what? These 23-year-olds, I invented being 23. They're gauche as fuck,

raised in barns, scoop necks that would make a hooker blush. They all, like, own on Fire Island. Like, have you seen gay Instagram? It's 23-year-old porn. Okay, so, what are we doing in this segment? This segment is called

These Young Girls. So, Pat, go ahead and set up what we're gonna be doing. Okay, so we're gonna take the These Young Girls mentality and we're going to explore culture. And so we're going to go through some of these young girls today that you might see kind of in the headlines, like pop culture. And we're just going to kind of give takes.

Who are they? Are they important? What's the deal with these young girls? How can we help? You know? Do we care? Because if there's one thing I want my segment to be, it's helpful.

Absolutely. He said that. I said I'll only do it if it's helpful. Okay. They have agreed. We all agreed. Pat, are we ready to dive in? We're ready.

I don't have takes on all of them, but we'll have them for us. We can even go to the co-host for some takes. Okay. Here we go. This young girl. This is Hailee Steinfeld. Hailee Steinfeld, like, not necessarily, like, for me,

kind of no notes. Like, I like Hailee Steinfeld. I think she can do with, like, a hair commercial, right? Like, a pantene. Like, I want to see, like, bouncing locks. Have more fun with it, you know? All these young girls in the biz today are all work, work, work. Like, shouldn't be about that.

Like, I want to see you, like, whipping your hair around and being like, my damaged hair bounced back, you know? work, work, work. It shouldn't be about that. I want to see you whipping your hair around and being like, my damaged hair bounced back. Okay, Pat, how do you square the fact that she allegedly was very vocal on the set of Pitch Perfect 3 before the election that she was going to vote for Donald Trump? She thought he would be good. Yeah, and she's from Calabasas, so it all tracks. Yeah, I know.

You know, I don't support it. I don't give much credence to it. I don't engage with pitch-perfect culture. So that's not, like, in my world. That's not in my circle in which I swim. But it's shocking to me, actually. I didn't know, and I'm here like, no, no. Yeah, right.

How quickly the tides of turns. Wow. Gotcha journalism. We've had a lot of practice today. All right, so let's continue. This young girl, I think we're at 50-50 on this young girl. All right, continuing. This is Gigi Hadid.

Gigi Hadid. I want her, I want to know what Gigi thinks. I mean, it's, being one of these young girls today, like, you can't hide and tell her shadow forever. Like, I gotta, like,

you taught her nunchucks and bad blood. Like, that was fun, but like, who are you, Gigi? You know what I mean? Like,

my entrance to Gigi was obviously Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and, um, I don't know anything about her, and when I feel like I know nothing about you, that's a red flag um but I think she does well I like I like Gigi like I'm not here to nitpick yeah sure the beautiful young girls of today sure I would say that there there are plenty of materials out

there on Gigi she has evoked 73 questions I know but it's all vanilla. It's all like drinking lots and lots of water. You know? So the note for her is get a fucking personality. Yeah, like give me a taste. Support Donald Trump. Something. Something is better than nothing. Alright, cool.

So this young girl. Alright, continuing on. This is Tom Holland. Famously Spider-Man. Continuing on. This is Tom Holland. This young girl. Famously Spider-Man. Yeah, too classy, I think. Too classy. Let your hair down, I think.

I feel like he's always so grateful to be in the business. Okay. What aren't you grateful for? Amazing ass. Amazing body all around. What aren't you grateful for? Amazing ass. Amazing ass. Amazing body all around.

Amazing ass and body all around. Do we feel bad about thinking that because he famously portrays the teen Peter Parker or do we accept that he is well over 18 as Hollywood often casts people to play teens? We accept that he's well over 18, very old, and that he's 21 years old. Yeah, very old.

Very old. Yeah, I don't feel bad for being attracted to Tom Holland. Was he not sort of name checked in the Age of the Twink article though? What do you make of him, or maybe he wasn't but what do you make of him sort of being put in that box? I think I agree with it

but I don't agree with like, if you're straight no offense, you can't be a twink. No offense. No offense. Like you can't offense. You can't be a twin. No offense. You can't be. You can be like a bro. You definitely can. And history has proven that.

And I also just think it's like, if you're one of these young girls today, you can't always retell Spider-Man's origin story. At a certain point, it has to stop. Use your talents. So it's something for 50-50 on this young girl. Alright, let's continue on. This young girl is Troye Sivan.

Troye Sivan, this is a young girl who is really taking the world by storm lately. Taking the world by storm? I am a no on Troye Sivan. Wow, you don't bloom for him. I just, I don't bloom. I would bloom for Troye Sivan, but not on an emotional level.

I think that he has started this kind of epidemic, and I celebrate Dave Mazzoni, but he's an epidemic of platinum blonde hair. It's like we can't all. He'll be out here soon to respond. It's like platinum blonde hair for a 23-year-old gay man is like the new going abroad. Like you're not interesting now.

You know what I mean? I love Dave. we love dave but you'll have to answer to him in just a few short minutes um hopefully uh all right so let's move on to since we're 50 50 on him this is zendaya this is the young girl named zendaya yeah i just hate casey undercover i don't know if we're like um disney channel people what is casey undercover casey undercover is the story of Zendaya who's in a family setting. It's on Disney Channel.

It's her, her brother, her parents, all spies. Her little sister is a robot and helps them spy. It's just like it's not clear. Zendaya for me, it's like give something to... I just feel like I need more star quality and the cardinal sin for these young girls is having not enough star quality.

We have a real nod in agreement right there. She was absolutely right. The girl who plays the bot, a talent. And where is she? Nowhere. Sounds like we're 50-50 on this young girl. Let's talk about this young girl. This is Shawn Mendes. You got a lot of hearty woos from the gays.

You have to sit down for this one. I'm sitting down. Literally nothing to say. Literally nothing to say. I feel like, I think he picked the wrong Baldwin to date. For me, it's Ireland. He dates Hayley Baldwin. Wow.

I think if you're going to date a Baldwin, am I crazy? Like, everyone's gaslighting me. Everyone's like, no, Hayley. I'm like, no, Ireland. But what about the rumors from Alec Baldwin that she's an ungrateful, spoiled little pig?

I believe that's, I believe that's from Alec Baldwin's mouth himself. I celebrate that. Okay. So we're 50-50 on this young girl. Okay, continuing.

This is Lucy Hale from Pretty Little Liars. I know a favorite show of yours. I love Pretty Little Liars. I love any art that kind of dares to tell a story of duplicitous teens yeah um and yeah I'm a yes on Lucy Hale even though she is my least favorite Pretty Little Liar by far um I love her choice to um to do truth or dare a story about what if teens had to murder each other and um yeah I think that was a great

I love that she stopped with the middle part okay Okay. Because the middle part can be so helpful, but you have to know when enough is enough with the middle part. And I love her new hair. Wow. And I agree. She's rocking the middle part there. What do we think of this picture? Giving nothing to Cam. Giving nothing to Cam.

She's doing good. Okay. So we're 50-50 on this young girl. Here we go. This is Millie Bobby Brown, famous young girl. Famous young girl. And this one I feel a little bit like coming for a young child of a Second Amendment

enthusiast. Yeah, for me it's like every time I watch her, it's always like a talkback. Like, give me more Hilary Duff, less Daniel Day-Lewis. You know? Like, you're 14 years old, more Disney Channel, less Inside

the Actors Studio. You know? You're 14, old, more Disney Channel, less inside the actor's studio. You know? Like, you're 14, let me vicariously live that. Like, I watch her, I'm like, wait, am I 47? We met Hilary Duff today. How do you think she was in three words?

I think she was graceful, professional, annoying. She was the first? She was the first, and she was not annoying. In fact, I wanted to hear more. Okay, great. Hilary, if you're out there, if you're listening. But we're not beholden to her publicist anymore. She was the first She was the first She was not annoying In fact I wanted to hear more Okay great Hillary if you're out there

If you're listening But we're not beholden To her publicist anymore Seven people said Don't mention her neighbor Okay we won't mention Dieter Addison Thank you

I just want to say this I was the golden age Of these young girls And I was like You had Vanity Fair cover You had Olsen's back to back You had Bledel You had Duff

You had Mandy. Like that was, like that was. Were they in a laundromat? What was that? They were just kind of, I think, in like a white space in like pale pink dresses. Oh, I love that. That photo could have been taken here. Could have.

I think it was taken here. Yeah, it was. Okay, so it's not like we're 50-50 on this young girl, and that was these young girls. Thank you, Pat. Why don't you go ahead and take a seat. Pat, put that microphone back in that hole. We got to keep things moving. Pat's going to take a seat? Put that microphone back in that hole. We gotta keep things moving.

Pat's gonna take a seat and join us for the rest of the show. But for now, it's gonna be... Everyone, get out your phones and put on the flash, because we are about to be served a red carpet moment with Annie Donnelly! Come on, Annie!

Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! All over the world! All over the world! All over the world! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie! Annie, over here! Annie, over here!

Over here, all over the world, there's poverty. Where are you raging tonight? Annie, what do you say about the poverty in the world? What do you have to say, Annie? Annie! Annie? Annie! Annie! Get on the mic. Annie, what are you wearing tonight?

Honey, I'm wearing my own Mother Nature original. Oh my god, did you make it? Yes, I made it. Annie, when are you getting a baby? I'm getting a baby at the end of summer, so anyone want to come rub my feet? Annie, Annie, Annie, you keep talking

and tweeting about your husband's prick. How is it doing? Honey, my husband's prick is the whole reason this thing got started, okay? He drew a condom on his dick, I fell for it, and here we are. Annie, you're so dumb! Annie!

Annie! Emma Stone is going to play Cruella De Vil Thoughts In a live action film I mean Was Ben Midler not available? Oh I don't think she was

Oh okay Then that's okay Annie Annie Annie Fuck you Annie Annie

Are you gonna You're gonna have A little glass of wine You're in your third trimester. Honey, been there, done that. Annie, who was not the best president, not the worst president, but the most mediocre president,

the one in the middle, number 26? Oh my God, the one in the bathtub, Taft. Taft, who's mediocre. Yes, we love that though. Pat, any questions for Annie? Annie, how's it feel to be a stupid bitch? We are family. We are Lost Culture Reasons family,

and we are both stupid bitches. Yes. Annie Donnelly, everyone. Annie Donnelly, turn the music up. Annie Donnelly is going to remain with us. Put that mic in the hole like your husband put his prick in you. Okay, but you and Pat are going to share a mic on this side, and then there's another mic over there for the rest

of the chairs. And we will continue to have guests fill in. And everyone, we are very proud to welcome our next guest. Now, this actually is a really special moment because you know this guest, this next guest, as a frequent friend, collaborator of ours, guest on our podcast, but he's got a new job.

Yes, he is the teen social media director of the Be Best campaign. Yes, Melania Trump's Be Best campaign. Yes, everyone, please welcome to the stage teen social media manager Dave Mazzoni. Yes, Dave, hi, Dave. Wow, what a teen. Clicker, clicker, Dave. Here's Dave, there's your clicker. Dave, don. Hi, Dave. What a team. Dave. Here's Dave.

Here's your clicker. Dave, don't forget your clicker. We talked about this. Hello, everyone. Hi. Oh, I feel so blessed to be 17. It is so lit to be here. Wow.

He has the lingo down. It is lit tonight. Guys, I'm so excited to be here as a teen representative for the Be Best campaign. You wouldn't believe just two weeks ago, I received an email in my Gmail on my phone. And it was the Melania Trump, the entire office asking me if I would take on the entire Be Best campaign. Wow. They said, we don't really know where we're headed with this. Can you?

And I said, okay, sure. So here I am. And, you know, I'm very excited to talk with you guys about what we have planned for the Be Best campaign. You know, being a teen, I just think about, you know, what am I most concerned with? What am I constantly thinking about? Is it Demi Lovato's, you know, sobriety? Maybe. Wow.

As a teen, yeah. Is it whether or not my mom bought the correct flavor of Tide Pod? Yes, that's a freaking concern. I only like certain flavors. But I will say that my primary concern is Instagram. And so that is what the Be Best campaign is going to be all about, guys. It's going to be about the thing concerning me most as a teen, which is Instagram. So here,

I guess we'll first ask, what does it mean to be best? Be best means living your best life. Okay, what does that mean? Yes. So feeling your best so that you realize your best is more better than others' best. That makes a lot of sense. That tracks. Yeah, yeah. And when your best is better, that is

good. That's best. That is best. better, that's good. That's best. That is best. Yeah, that's best. Yeah, but how do you know for certain if your best is better? I'm always thinking that. And that's the question I keep asking myself as I fall asleep with my phone in my hand nightly.

So I then say, followers. And that's really what this initiative, Be Best, is here to bring followers to the unfollowed. Just to drive the morale. And, you know, it's not about being a leader. It's about having followers. And so I just want to drive that home. And I'm really excited.

I've really, like I said, been given free reign of this campaign. So as a 17-year-old, I'm having fun. You look so young, Dave. All right. Thank you. So, well, yes, like I said, America's youth getting followed. And that's what this campaign is all about. So the three pillars of Be Best, I'll tell you, I did this in 15 minutes.

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I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ, three-time Olympian, and Basketball Hall of Famer. I'm a mom and I'm a woman. I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter, basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. See, athlete or not, we all know it takes a lot as women to be at the top of our game. We want to share those stories about balancing work and relationships, motherhood, career shifts, you know, just all the s**t we go through. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I, well, we have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart women's

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I'm a dude, you're a dude, and D and dudes on dudes is our brand new show we're gonna highlight players peers guys that we played against legends from the past and we're just gonna sit here and talk about them and we'll get into the types of dudes what kind of types of dudes are there we got studs wizards we got freaks or dudes dude we got dogs dog we'll break down their games, we'll share some insider stories, and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's

dude? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.

This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer.

Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me.

It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. We'll get to it. So followers, like i said um it's very important turning leaders into followers get kids to 20k by 15 because how are they supposed to survive in this climate it's very important and also hashtags we think um i'm not exactly sure how they work but i'm certain that they do um content for the next generation another very important thing in Instagram, something that the BBS

campaign has been working tirelessly to help improve. We're gonna be creating access to basic post care which is gonna include photo shoots you know. Post care? Every teen deserves kind of a photo on the beach where they're kind of looking this way. Wow. A plan did. Or maybe like they're tossing their hair like a little bit, but they don't see you, though they've asked you to take the photo. Yes. Something like that.

So, yeah, we're working on that. Merch, obviously, but that's a given. And also sponsors. We've been in talks with T-Mobile. All right. T-Mobile. We have access to food for all these teens as a part of the BBS campaign, such as

avocado toast. We also have outreach, which we're doing, and we're out there, and we're reaching out. So with that, we're going to be having murals of angel wings. Oh, beautiful. With a wide wing. We need more murals. Yeah. Because it's such a good photo.

We also need Broadway playbills. Oh, yeah. Because you can't legally take any other photos in there, but we want to know you're there. Okay. And also succulents. Oh, smell really good. From above, I find. You can't legally take any other photos in there, but we want to know you're there. Okay. And also succulents. Ooh, smell really good. From above, I find. You don't have to paint them.

All right. And also contouring. So your face, but best. So guys, this kind of came into the pillars sort of in the wee hours. And I'll just say it was part of my obsession with how much this can truly change your face. Drag is incredible

um so yeah um this this is a six foot black man and this is a fisherman and but with the power of contouring you two can be best and you'd think i would say be the best but no no um all right. So here's some data. So this is real data from a real place. And so as you can see, in the early 70s, people didn't have many followers. No. There wasn't many. So as it gets better, the green correlates to being your best, as red correlates to followers.

It was in the New York Times. I promise you. Don't look it up. And we're also very excited to welcome one of our first major influences to the campaign, Lil Mayo, who is an alien doll who has a clothing line and 1.7 million followers and hangs out with Rihanna. I'm very serious. Lil Mayo. and 1.7 million followers and hangs out with Rihanna. I'm very serious. Lil Mayo.

The stories are insane. Lil Mayo. Please watch the stories are absolutely insane. So I guess what I'm saying is guys, be best. Because, you know, as the world continues to turn, followers become more and more important

and being 17 17 I know that better than any of you so yeah helping the next generation get verified guys thank you so much everything is so much clearer thank you it literally is clearer than it

was before amazing Dave's gonna join us but now let's move on it is another red carpet moment with Sydney Washington. Thank you, Sydney. Thank you, Sydney. Sydney, take the microphone.

Sydney, take the microphone. Sydney, take the mic. Sydney, move. Oh my God, Sydney, move. Oh my God, Sydney. The beauty is here. How many licks? How many licks? Play the music just a little bit louder. Let's keep it. How many licks? I can't hear you a little lower. I can't hear you out over my beauty. I'm sorry. Cindy, how many licks does it take to get to the middle

of this Tootsie Pop? Oh, a thousand. A thousand dollars actually. Cindy, Cindy, how many laces does he have to get to the middle of his Tootsie Pop? Oh, a thousand. A thousand? A thousand dollars, actually. Cindy, Cindy, recycling is huge right now. If you had a boat, where would you go? If I had a boat, where would I go? Capri. Oh, Capri. Thank you.

Okay, Cindy, what is your advice for all the children? My advice for all the children is shop at Century 21 Contemporary Section. Oh, shit. They have $emporary Section. Oh, shit. They have $20 good pants. Oh, yes, they do. Yes. And I always ask, where's the sale? And they're like, this whole place is a sale.

I'm like, oh, okay. You're right. Sydney, when are you going to do your Vegas residency? When am I doing my Vegas residency? After this show, actually. Yes, this is the timing. I have a PJ waiting for me right after this. Private jet for those people who don't know what a PJ is.

Cindy, where are we getting crazy tonight? Where are we getting crazy? Le Bon. Do people still even go there? Cindy. Oh, this whole crew. Okay, got it. This is the Le Bon crew. Okay, got it. Cindy, tell us a poem.

A poem. Turn the music off. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You need more black friends. There you go. Sydney Washington, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. Wow. Wow.

I just handed my glasses off to my co-host because he needs to do a really quick change. We fought over this. I said, Matt, they're prescription lenses. They will damage your eyes in addition to rendering me legally blind. But he wants to commit to this because there's a costume element. But now please welcome to the stage the host of his hit show on VH1, Other, Gideon Papadimoukous, D-list celebrity correspondent.

Gideon, where are you? Yasas! Here we are. Here we are. Yasas! Yasas! Afkali so? Yasas.

Yasas. That is Yasas. That is how we say hello in Greek. Gideon, how are you? We're running out of time. I'm so fucking tired. Oh, my God. And right after this, get this.

Me and Tyne Daly are getting on a big ship. I can't see a fucking thing. And we're just heading out into the middle of the ocean and we're just going to see what happens. Do you guys know Tyne Daly? Yeah. The biggest celebrity that there is today. Everyone is talking about Tyne. Let me tell you a little bit about who I am.

My name is Gideon Papadimoukous. I am the host of With Gideon. Now, I know it's spelt out, Gasp With Gideon. Whoa. But the thing is, it's actually, and you have to grab your friends. Now, I have a show on VH1 Other. This is different from VH1. We, of course, have different shows.

We have not RuPaul's Drag Race. We have Serena Cha-Cha's Drag Race. We have Love and Hip Hop Reno. And we have the Moderately Behaved Girls Club. So we have a lot of amazing shows. And my show is on 4.30, 3.30 a.m. Central. And we have dozens of viewers. And so basically, guys, what I do is I keep up to date with all the D-list gossip.

And I am here to spill the tea. All right, spill the tea for us, Gideon. What do we have? Here we go. Gideon says, we are now on Normani Watch. Fifth Harmony has broken up. We are on Normani Watch. Does everyone know Normani?

Is Normani the best member of Fifth Harmony? No, Camilla is objectively the best member of Fifth Harmony. But Camilla is a B-list celebrity, so we are not looking for her. We are looking for Normani. Where is Normani? We donlist celebrity, so we are not looking for her. We are looking for Normani. Where is Normani? We don't know, but we are looking. All right. Here we go.

Moving on. Normani has been spotted several places. Having a secret rendezvous with the legendary A-list celebrity, B. Linda Carlisle. At the famed L.A LA Eat Spot in and out. They were seen. In and out. And the question is begged, were they talking collabs? Wow.

Okay. Normani was spotted leaving Best Buy Los Angeles after a spat with former Biffle Coral from the Real World Road Rules Challenge. And it begs the question, what were they doing? Buying a fish tank? She was spotted on the cellular phone while driving. And it begs the question, was she talking with someone?

We are on Normani Watch either way. Stay tuned on With Gideon, and we're going to give you all the Normani news. Okay, now, everyone is talking on with Gideon and we're going to give you all the Normani news. Okay. Now, everyone is talking about the biggest A-list star. No, I'm not talking about

Angelina Jolie. I'm talking about Mary Steenburgen. Mary. Her performance in the upcoming film Book Club is receiving

Golden Glove buzz. What is the Golden Glove? The Golden Gloves is like the Golden Globes except much shittier is receiving golden glove buzz. What is a golden glove? The golden gloves is like the golden globes except much shittier and it's five women who are over the age of 60 who have had their hands

burned in the kitchen and they vote on an awards. And Mary Steenburgen is all the rage I can not see. Okay. We're gonna move on. Okay.

Now, of course, the Met Gala. We all saw the Met Gala. Everyone's talking about these Met Gala fashions. Here we go. Amy. Amy. She's known as the queen. Amy, the queen. Brandman. She just let slip on the carpet. There are

talks that we've all been talking about it and it's confirmed. There's going to be a judging Amy reunion. Will it answer the question, what will Amy decide in her judgment? That was the big question. That was the will they, won't they, Ross, Rachel. It was what would she judge?

And we're going to find out in the reunion. Okay, this is a picture of country's reigning queen, Naomi Judd, at the Met Gala. Whispers of an amazing race cameo filled the Met Gala at the Met Gala. So let's keep an eye out for Naomi Judd's moves and, of course, Tyne.

You can't stop talking about Tyne. She's the only name on everyone's lips. And that is her at the Met Gala looking so happy slash scared. Okay, now the famous segment of Gideon Papadimoukousa's show is Can We Talk About Nicolette? Nicolette Sheridan, star of Knot's Landing and Desperate Housewives. Every week on my show, we talk about what she's been up to. And we answer the question,

can we talk about Nicolette? So this week, can we talk about Nicolette? No, there's nothing going on. Radio silent from Camp Nicolette. Obviously, there's a lot to look forward to, just nothing going on this week. So thank you all so much. Make sure you watch with Gideon.

I'm going to go get on that boat with Time Daily. Thank you, bitch. Thank you, Gideon. Thank you so much. Wow, give it up for Gideon Papadimokous, everyone. Wow. That was truly upsetting. Amy the Queen Brenneman.

No thanks. No, I love Amy. We love Amy. What do we think about Amy? Yeah! Oh, Kelly Briscoe. Thank you, Kelly. Love you. And that is what we think about Amy. Yeah. Guys, it's time for another red carpet

moment! With Mo Fry passing! Here we go, Mo! Oh, wait! She's rounding the corner! She's going through the back! She's going through the back! She's going through the back! Yes!

Oh! She is going through the back of the house, darling! Ah! Oh! Mo! Mo, take the mic! Yes, Mo! Ah! Mo, take the mic. Yes, Mo!

Mo, Mo, yes! Yes, Mo! Mo, Mo! Mo, what are you wearing tonight? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? I'm wearing Vetements by Walgreens. Vetements by Walgreens!

Mo, did you hear Yanni or Laurel, or should I shut the fuck up with this question? I don't pay attention to Instagram. Ah! Too busy. Thinking of Instagram, how many stories is too many stories within a 24-hour period?

There's only 10 stories in the world, and we're all retelling our own. Mo, thoughts on Samantha Mumba? Samantha Mumba? You know. Yeah, I loved her denim fucking fucking mini skirt. That was right. That is a question. Mo, have you

seen Rachel Bilson in the Chapstick commercials? I never saw. What do you think? Rachel who? Bilson. That's exactly what I mean. Oh! Mo, have you gotten a chance to meet Jacob, the very nice stage manager? Oh my god, he's gorgeous

He's really handsome He's looking good He's like, what's that one guy from Westworld with that other handsome guy? Oh, not James Marsden Yes The other one Or do you mean James Marsden? Both of them

I agree, he looks like both All hot people look the same Moe, cut the music down Take us on a musical journey. Oh my God. Listen to the song here in my heart. Oh my God. A melody I start. Beyonce.

But I can't. Sorry. Oh, the time has come for my dreams to be hard. Yes. I will not be pushed aside. What's the word? Turn. Turn into your own. Oh, because you won't.

Everyone. Beyonce. Thank you. Oh, cause you won't Everyone? Who is that? Mo Fry passes! Hello, everybody. Thank you so much, Mo. You are giving us a Comme des Garcons look. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Okay. Guys, we're going to move on. This is a quick little game from me to you. We're going to blaze through this because it's a pretty straightforward game. Yes. Okay. Guys, we're going to move on. This is a quick little game from me to you. We're going to blaze through this because it's a pretty straightforward game. It's called Asian Trivia. Yeah. So we're just going to ask some basic questions about Asian culture.

We're going to go through them together. It's very HQ style. The questions get harder as we go along. I am, I've been told I'm like a Scott Rogowski, but even more uncomfortable. So let's get through this right now, shall we? The shade is knee deep. Here we go. Here we go.

Question one. What is the name of the lead actress in the upcoming Crazy Rich Asians film adaptation? Is it A, Ming-Na Wen, B, Constance Wu, C, Tilda Swinton? What's the answer, everybody? I'm going to go out to the audience. Does anyone have an idea? Does anyone know the answer?

I'm coming over here. Anyone know the answer? Anyone know the answer? I'm coming over here. Do you know what the answer? Constance Wu. And she's right. The answer is Constance Wu. Let's move on to question two.

Which of the following is not a major Asian body of water? A. The Indian Ocean. B. The Yangtze River. C. My parents' bidet. Does anyone know the answer to this question? Does anyone have an instinct as to the answer? Yes. I would say it's the parents' bidet. And the answer is correct. It's my parents bidet. Thank you.

It's a bio bidet 2000. It's amazing. Okay, we're moving on. Question three. According to my parents, my childhood acquaintance from Salinging or summer camp, Cindy Xu just got a job as what? A. Product engineer. B. Neurology resident. C. Hedge fund manager. Does anyone have an instinct as to the answer of this question?

Let's get a quick answer. You say B? This gentleman says B. B, urology resident. None of those. She's in law school. Oh, a little trick question there. She's at Northwestern. You got a little edgy there.

Yes, okay, great. Let's move on to question four. Between 1885 and 1923, Chinese immigrants suffered the indignation of a head tax upon entering which country? Was it A, Peru, B, Russia, or C, Canada? Does anyone have an instinct as to the answer to this question? Does anyone have an instinct, an, Canada? Does anyone have an instinct as to the answer to this question? Anyone have an instinct, an inkling? Does anyone have an instinct as to the answer to this question?

This is hard. There's no punchline in these answers, y'all. This is just sad. Someone can just guess one of the three letters. A, Peru? The answer is actually Canada. That's correct. Not as woke as you think, right? Okay, let's move on to question five. There is a dearth of Western media representation

for Asians and Pacific Islanders, according to question five. There is a dearth of Western media representation for Asians and Pacific Islanders. According to my parents, who of the following is doing the most to help visibility? Is it A, that pregnant stand-up woman? B, Kim Jong-un? Or C, Tilda Swinton? Does anyone have anything else to answer to this question? Some answers.

What about over here? It's been kind of dead. We've got a hand over there. What about you, sir? Pregnant stand-up woman. Cindy Hsu, because the media equals Facebook to my parents. Another trick. Very subversive game. Subversive game, but she's in law school,

but she's still making herself visible. Final question, you guys. Let's get this right. This is the hardest one. Cindy Hsu, a person I, Bowen Yang, have not seen since I was 11 years old, is recently single, and even though I am homosexual, where should she and I have our wedding according to my parents? Is it A, Peru, B, Russia, or C, Canada?

Do we have an inkling to the answer? We've got one right there. Okay, I'm going over here. Russia. Russia? They said you should be Asian in Russia? The answer is C, my country of origin, Canada. But thank you so much. This is true. Guys, that has been Asian origin Canada but thank you so much This is true Guys that has been Asian Trivia

Thank you so much for playing Wow we did it And um I think it might be time For another Red carpet moment With Peter Smith Oh my god Peter

Get a load of this Peter Peter Oh my god, Peter! Get a load of this! Peter, Peter! Oh my god, beautiful. Peter, Peter! Hi, Peter. Kiss everyone in the mouth, Peter! Kiss everyone, yes, yes, yes! Everyone, kiss mouth!

Everyone's getting mouth! It's all consensual. Peter, take the mic. Peter, when are you getting a baby? What? When are you getting a baby? When uterus transplants are widely available for everybody in the world. Yes!

Uterus transplants! What? I was just agreeing. What is your advice for everyone out there who's having a hard time? Oh, breathe through it. Breathe through it. Yes, yes through it. Breathe through it. Yes, yes, yes. What should we be doing for the children?

Telling them tits up, shoulders back. Yes. Peter, what are your thoughts on the movement? Oh, the movement. The movement. The movement in general. Yes. Just the movement.

Yeah, the movement. What are your thoughts on the movement? I think the footwork's there. I'd like to see more smiles from everybody. I'd like to see more smiles. Over here, Peter. Yes, yes, yes. Smile bigger.

Hey, Peter. Yeah. Best letter, A through Z? P for Peter. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Best number?

Best number, one through three? One. Oh. Peter, what's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? I say, hello, world. Peter, bring down the music. Wordlessly with movement, take us on a journey that teaches us something about what humankind needs to learn. Okay.

With movement? With movement. Use movement. Okay. He is removing he's removing the zipper oh

and just you should be able to take off your own blouse yeah Peter Smith everyone

everyone out there be able to take off your own blouse absolutely don't unzip your own dress Peter Smith everyone

give it the fuck up Please join everybody Everyone I would say We're meeting our time limit Our time restraint With aplomb But before we get to our final final segment We have one more

And this is a divisive polarizing segment That we've introduced on the podcast But we're gonna do it anyway. It's called A Voice Mem Owe You, Bitch. We're gonna do A Voice Mem Owe You, Bitch, and we have a voice mem owe you, bitch, this evening from John Early, a young girl

in the industry. Yes. John Early. So let's go ahead and play that voice memo, shall we? Let's listen in. Hey, Matt, and God, I want to say Bowen. How are you guys? It's John Early from Search

Party, Bob's Burgers, At Home with Amy Sedaris, The Disaster Artist, Wet Hot American Summer, Ten Years Later, Animals, Fun Mom, Dinner Beatrice, A Dinner at Portlandia, 555, Haters Back Off, Difficult People, Neighbors 2, The Characters, Love, Other People, Wet Hot American Summer, First Day of Camp, and of course, Broad City High Maintenance and 30 Rock. I am so fucking bummed.

I can't be there tonight. I'm actually teaching. Yeah, I started teaching ever since my pilot with Keep Brilliant was passed on by every major network and streaming platform. Meanwhile, rapists continue to freely make content. So, yeah, I'm really just kind of focusing more on my first passion, which is working with kids. But I wanted to say I got y'all's package. I got that in the mail.

I'm talking about the one that had both of your headshots and your resumes and then a post-it that just said help oh he got it got it you know you know which one i'm talking about um it did there's a lot to address first of all i what i i don't i'm not even particularly sure what i could do you know like i'm happy to make some call you know i like I'm happy to make some call, you know, I mean, I'm happy. There were a lot of, I don't know, people I know that I'm sure would take a meeting with you, but it just like, I don't want to burn bridges through an ask like that. Um, another thing is you don't need to tea stain your headshots, the kind of aged look with the singed corners.

It's, it's, it feels like a book report, you know, and, and, and I don't know if that kind of character is, is,

um, what you're going for. Um, lastly, I miss you guys. And, um, I'm sorry.

I couldn't be of more help. Um, but, um, you know, i wish i was there and i'm really running out of steam here i'm sorry i'm very distracted i'm at a huge huge party just with a bunch of different friends of mine from um high school um and camp old friends from camp and a lot of toxic friends a lot of really really toxic friends from show choir but yeah they're all in town

and so we're raging to say the least but anyway I should get back to them I love you wish I was there and have one on me tonight okay wow john that was a voice memo you made from john you got the package that said that he got the package all right here's the deal we have seven minutes and 40 seconds left i think if we all do an i don't think so honey in exactly one minute we will get this one under the wire and this will

be a successful Vulture Festival segment festival. So I'm going to go first. Here we go. This is Matt Rogers' I Don't Think So Honey. He is on the clock. Oh, wait, bitch. Hold on. He's on the clock. Come on, bitch. The clock is going. And the tennis time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You had a Vulture Festival thing on Maggie Gyllenhaal and Five the fuck do you think you are? You had a vulture festival thing. Maggie Gyllenhaal and five acts. Bitch, which five? Which five? Secretary of the Dark Knight. I miss Katie Holmes.

Maggie Jill, you should not have stood us up. We were going to do a fun ass game with you. That Maggie game was lit. Everyone in here was fucking dying. What was the other game we were going to do with Maggie Jill? Oh, I Heart Times Square. We were going to do a fun Times Square bit

because she's in the deuce Times Square, you know. Yeah. Maggie Gyllenhaal, guess what? You are my second favorite Gyllenhaal anyway. Famously, Jake is Jake. 15 seconds. Maggie Gyllenhaal, here's the deal. You want to get my respect,

you need to get blown up in more movies than Maggie Smith. Maggie Smith is famously blown up in every movie. Is that one minute? Five seconds. Maggie Gyllenhaal, I don't think so, honey. Don't fucking stand me up. I'm going to be huge. That's one minute.

Wow. Okay. Here we go. It was all right. It was good. It was good. It was all right. You closed it well.

All right, this is Bowen Yanks. I don't think so, honey. And his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Maggie fucking Gyllenhaal. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. Here's a true story of one of my interactions with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. Here's a true story

of one of my interactions with Maggie Gyllenhaal. It wasn't an interaction. I saw her on the five train back into Brooklyn. She was standing and chatting with the guy who plays Desi on Girls. And I was like,

who do you think you are taking the train with your other thespian friends? Fuck you. And I think she had like a bag of groceries and they were talking, they were in deep conversation about something I don't care to know.

Maggie Gyllenhaal, you're busted. Here's why. I Heart Times Square was gonna be a game where we all each took a turn to say something we love about Times Square. And the last person standing was the winner. Is that not brilliant? We had to...

15 seconds. We had to pull all of these games and segments out of our ass with all of these interviews and they're all great. Kenny Wassis, our producer, is right there. We love Kenny. We love Kenny. So Maggie Gyllenhaal, don't you dare don't you dare stand us up

in the future. What you need to do is call up Kenny Wassis to sit down with us. Thank you! That's one minute! Don't stand us up. We're going to be huge. All right, this is Pat Regan's I Don't Think So, Honey. We ready?

All right, and Pat, your time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey, Tyler Henry Hollywood Media. The ultimate one of these young girls. 19-year-old medium in Hollywood. His mom drives him to his reading seat. He's too young to even know who any of the people are, which he stresses, and they all have to kind of bite the inside of their lip

and act like it's refreshing. He's always sweating. He once told Misha Barton that he read her and said, I could tell your middle name is Anne. And she was like, yeah, it is. He was coming through in a middle way. He once read Carol Roudswell and he was like Carolyn

Kennedy came through and I have no idea who that is. I'm like kind of attracted to him, kind of not and I can't decide and it's like, it was me and an aneurysm. He once told Ryan Lochte that his partner was going to write a book and he was like, oh my god, she wants to write a book. He's like his partner was going to write a book

and he was like oh my god she wants to write a book and he's like she's gonna write a book and it's gonna be like her big thing five seconds I don't think he's psychic I think he harps on the pain of other people but I also like him that's what I mean

that was Pat Riggins I don't think so honey everyone please welcome Annie Donnelly Annie Annie Donnelly This is your I Don't Think So Honey Your time starts now

I Don't Think So Honey The reboot of Murphy Brown I mean really Donnelly We've seen you before We don't need you To come back again The last time we saw

Candice Bergen Was Sex and the City And it was like You're This is This is not a reference anymore. You're too old, honey. Take your pension plan.

You go off into Palm Springs. And while you're at it, you could take Roseanne with you too, bitch. Now, I love Roseanne, but we got to give these young girls a chance. 30 seconds. Okay, listen. I've been shopping. My TV show around town will not. 30 seconds. Okay, listen, I've been shopping. My TV show around town will not get picked up.

Okay, I'm going to do an all-female version of Home Improvement where I am the star. And all my teenage daughters have horrible periods. And nobody will pick this up because they want who?

Fucking Murphy Brown. If you don't know who Murphy Brown is, ask your mom. That's who likes Murphy Brown. Winos and drug addicts. That's what I'm saying. Skewering Murphy Brown.

Here comes Dave Mazzoni. You're on Think So Honey. Time starts now. Alright. I don't think so honey people who still refuse to follow Britney Spears on Instagram. Why are you resisting? This woman,

I've said it before and I will say it again, has died for your sins. This woman raised you from a young baby. Okay. So listen, I don't want to hear it.

Like she's posting a lot of good things. She's running a lot with her kids. She's painting. She seems to be very in love. And in what I'm going to say is maybe a stable relationship. He seems very nice or at least very dead set on picking her up whenever she asks him to which is so nice i'm sorry i'm gonna take these off because i know they make me look pissed and i've changed my mood to be happy because britney's in a good place and i don't think so

honey to you five seconds for only giving her 17 million followers she's britney fucking spears you idiot i don't think so honey you follow You, follow her. That's one minute. That's one minute. You need to follow Britney Spears. Sydney Washington, it is your time. And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey.

Netflix casting Jennifer Aniston as a president and a lesbian? Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. The gay community will not accept that bullshit. Are you serious? She is boring. She is a bologna sandwich. I can't even see, I can't even watch her in Friends.

How dare you put her as the president? There's so many more people who could be the president and a lesbian. How about Meryl Streep? Yes, that's a lesbian right there. Viola Davison. Lesbian. 30 seconds. Angela Bassett.

Yes. Meryl Streep. We will accept any of those women except Jennifer Aniston. Netflix, were you out of people? I could be the lesbian and the president for all of that. You need a black woman and a gay. Here you go right here. Yes.

First of all, I've been gay for four years and the community still hasn't accepted me. So how? How? Oh, yes. I'm still waitlisted as a lesbian. here yes first of all i've been gay for four years and the community still hasn't accepted me so how how oh yes i'm still wait listed as a lesbian five seconds so y'all gonna take jennifer aniston is that what y'all gonna do y'all gonna be like oh yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna do that i'm gonna watch her for what 20 episodes i'm gonna watch one and then i'll be like, Tig, you got to carry this whole show. Yes, Tig Notaro has to be her partner on the show. And I'm like, what? Netflix, what was the casting on that? Girl, that's one minute and 15 seconds.

And you brought it home. Sydney, Washington. Jennifer Aniston, yes. What show is this? What show is that? It's called First Ladies. Okay. Yes, it was on deadline.

I'm sorry that y'all didn't know about that. All right. We didn't know, but now I know. Mo Fry Passick. Wow, she is staying seated. And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Dreams that are so real and boring that I think they happen in real life.

Are you kidding me? It was in my house, but it wasn't really in my house, but it wasn't my house. I don't think so, honey. I have a fragile sense of reality. Please don't distort it any further. i don't think so honey i have a fragile sense of reality like please don't distort it any further it's like i don't think so honey like i like i have a dream where it's like i had a conflict with a friend and i dealt with it it's like i wake up it's like did i deal with it oh my god come on i thought i dealt with that it's like what did i do what did i do in the dream that fixed everything i fucking forgot also

i don't think so honey not being able to take iphone photos inside of your dreams you know it's like i see a beautiful sunset in my dreams i want to remember that it's like how do we remember something if it's not through a photograph on my iphone and it's like oh it's just like so frustrating you know i don't think so honey like not being able to like you know like like really take my dreams into reality and i know this is very niche you know and it's like for our dreamers our pisces out there you know what i'm saying so it's just like it's like this is like a niche i don't think so honey but I don't think so honey like the construct of dreams um five seconds like I don't think so honey like um give me some stability like

let me take a picture and that's one minute we should be able to photograph in our dreams and I've been saying that thank you Moe absolutely finally Peter Smith oh and they're gonna they're gonna stand they're gonna go I going to take center between these two. And their time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Dead Prince Philip. Anyone watch the royal wedding today? Gonna raise some hands. Yeah, Prince Philip

was dead. He was sitting there dead next to his wife who might have been dead too. This man is married to the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II, and this man had blood for eyes. The thinnest, thinnest skin.

A metal rod just threw his head just up. 30 seconds. How many seconds? 30. Okay, this guy, you've seen tissue paper before. You've seen it. You've unwrapped a present.

This is if you took that garbage tissue paper and wrapped it in blood. 15 seconds. And then put it in a chapel and expected the world to say, oh, this guy's alive and excited to be here. They said that it would take 26 minutes for a photo call because Prince Philip gets prickly.

He's not prickly. He's dead. And that's one minute. Peter Smith. Wow. Everyone, thank you so much. That was the Vulture Festival Segment Festival. We want to say thank you to all of our guests.

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