Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - The Top 10 Batman Villains

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

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Being a Batman villain requires that you have a chip on your shoulder. You know, the Gotham has wronged you in a way. The city is, and yet the city is the only place where you are understood. You can't live anywhere else but Gotham. Yes. And yet you kind of hate it.

And I think that is the queer experience is that you can't live anywhere else but the city, but the city sucks. The city fucking sucks, but that's where your community community is and that's the only place you'll find it a hundred percent and also i'm onto something not for nothing but we are of the night we are creatures of the night who have stylish flair flair maybe a couple of us have fallen into a vat of acid oh my god the drama in your life you have trauma you have and as a result of us have fallen into a vat of acid. Oh my God. The drama in your life. You have trauma.

You have trauma. And as a result of your trauma, you are who you are. You have trauma. And as a result, you have green hair. As a result, you kind of think you're a cat, bitch. Bitch. Bitch. I'm looking at you and one thing I'm noticing is you kind of think you're a cat.

You must think you're a cat the way you're queer. The way that you're acting right now, it's giving thinking you're a cat. Honey, you're speaking only in riddles because you're what? Queer. Uh, 1000%. When you kiss someone, they die? Queering. Queering the kissing.

The kissing. I mean, this is is and not for nothing, but the fact that they have an agenda. Having an agenda is so queer. You need three things to be a Batman villain. An agenda,

a costume, and a stupid fucking name. And all three of those things are what? Queer. That's it. Let's get into it. I am jacked up, ready to talk about Batman.

Can I say, this is, when you suggested the categories for this, when I saw Batman villains, I was like, I know my sister's gay. Number 10 on top 10 Batman villains, Lost Cult, is Bane. This bitch number 10 on top 10 Batman villains lost cult

is Bane this bitch is a sub and yet dom icon switch he is full switch full sub for boys and ivy which we'll get to and we'll get to her but also to be a dominator

there is a tension here in the words of Kylie Minogue's latest album that is and he can barely speak. He can barely speak. He has to have a little thing on his mouth, like a baby. Yeah. Like a damn baby. He can barely breathe or speak.

The sub-dom sort of simultaneous nature of that, it's giving baby adult. Bane is both a child and 100 years old. 100%. And even in the Nolan versions, when his poison ivy is Talia al Ghul, we still see that he is sub. He's sub

for Marion, which is queer. Being sub for Marion Cotillard is queer, and that's a rule of culture number 12. Being sub for Marion Cotillard is queer. And that's a rule of culture number 12. Being subbed for Marion Cotillard is queer. And that's why Bane is number 10 on top 10 Batman villains. Lost cult. Number nine. Number nine.

Two-face. I believe in Harvey Dent being number nine. First of all, when you think Harvey Dent, you also think Harvey Milk. Because there's very few people named Harvey. There's Harvey Milk, Harvey Dent, Harvey from Sabrina. I was going to say. Harvey Keitel. Mm-hmm. And another... Harvey Guillen. Harvey Guillen.

And another Harvey who he terrorized the entertainment industry. We don't speak his name. Harvey Weinstein. And another Harvey, another person with the middle name Harvey who murdered an important person. Oh yeah. Lee Harvey Oswald.

I said it. You said, and the chill that ran down my spine. I'll bring us back up. Harvey Fierstein. Oh. A talent. Oh my God.

A treasure. A treasure, an American treasure. And capable of so much writing singing acting drag yeah oh my god and those are all the Harvey's

now Harvey Dent is I don't know Gemini Libra, Moon. Yeah. And I would say also maybe like some Pisces rising in there because he's upset. And guess what? Pisces has two fish.

Mm-hmm. Do you identify with Harvey in any way? Tommy Lee Jones or Aaron Eckhart? I would say- You have an Aaron Eckhart energy about you. Are you serious? You can both be... You can be like the cleaned up man.

And then you can also be like the biker. The filth. I'm saying you have the range, honey. Thank you, dear. I don't know if I identify with Two-Face. Because I think I have to be who I am. And I look at my one face in the mirror every day and I say, you can't hide from people. And really what's going on with Two-Face is he just can't decide who to be.

He is having an identity crisis. Two-Face is having an identity crisis. And that's real culture number 30. Two-Face is having an identity crisis. And that's real culture number 30. Two-Face is having an identity crisis. Okay, and if you can identify with Two-Face, I want you to ask yourself, how are the people in your life feeling? I just,

this is all I have to say to Two-Face. Pick a lane. Decide. Decide. It's literally pick one. And this isn't Panera, it's not a you pick two. Because if we all could pick two, then we'd all be running amok crazy.

Oh my God. I'd have a damn horse body for my lower. It's not that I don't feel bad for what happened with the acid. I'm just saying, honey, this is your reality. And we have stood by long enough without you doing something about it. Get help.

Get help. Also, you were overshadowed by the Joker in The Dark Knight. Can't feel good. Can't feel great. Okay, that's why you are number nine on top ten Batman villains. Lost cult. Number eight. Penguin.

Disgusting and grotesque as a creature. I'll say that. I didn't, I didn't enjoy him. I, I'm surprised. He made the top 10. I'm surprised.

I was going to say, I'm surprised that he is beating Bane and Two-Face. Yeah. Because I don't like when he bleeds from the mouth. That's really upsetting. Oh, when he bleeds, when he gushes blood from his nose and mouth,

that's really hard for me. As a child? Yeah, that was when Tim Burton, I felt, went too far with that film. Tim, you can't go from Pee-wee's Playhouse to this. It was actually too far. I remember being little and being like, oh, he's gushing blood.

And it's black. It's straight up black blood because I guess he's a penguin i don't know i'm so unclear about what he is so deal so what is the deal there she just gave birth to a penguin do you remember how this happened this matt rodgers once did a character at characters welcome at ucb called yeah the villain what was it called the villain that you don't know it was called what was it it just actually okay so there is a community of people who most know me for this um like because i'm sure it's like dc it's like a little comic yeah matt rogers batman i've totally

forgotten the most unpredictable batman villain yet and and you have it you have a perfect joke that sets it up up top where it's like you don't know what like i bet you're wondering what my deal is yeah i'm wondering i bet you're wondering what my deal is and then my whole character's game is like my deal is everything and nothing at the same time because that's how you don't get fucking caught exactly and is this is penguin giving this a little like we don't really know that he's a penguin penguin is actually giving something very limited which is like half penguin half man which is so clearly the thing but he's also like a gangster and like i guess what i'm asking is physiologically like in the backstory of the penguin are we ever told or do we ever understand why she gave birth to something that was half a penguin did she

fuck a penguin this actually is i think really important because if there's penguin fucking happening in batman and i don't know about it, that's something that should be talked about more. Um, it's not made clear. Penguin origin story. Yeah, please. Batman. Did they get into this in the Colin Farrell one?

I mean... He was teased as a child. Huh? And for his short stature, obesity, and bird-like nose, these traits made him an outcast in his rich debutante family. Okay, so he wasn't actually Penguin.

He wasn't actually part Penguin. I don't think he was part Penguin, but he looked like one, and I guess he was teased a lot as a child, even though he was rich. And because he was rich, probably he was teased even more. Here's what I'll say.

Meanwhile, in the film, in the Tim Burton film, probably he was teased even more. Here's what I'll say. Meanwhile, in the film, in the Tim Burton film, my girl was Penguin. Danny was Penguin. I need that explained. I bet he was going home to Rhea Perlman every night going,

they got me dressed up like a penguin. I think this is a terrible day. Does Lauren know that you have DeVito? A bad Danny? A bad DeVito? Well, anyway, it's not up to us who orders these lists but penguin is number eight beating two-faced and bane and i guess he earns the spot

and that's why he is number eight on top 10 batman villains lost cult number seven this is a forgotten great. Jim Carrey performance. I mean, committed the whole way through. Famously did not get along with our number nine, Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face. They have different processes. Oh my God. Can you imagine that one of the worst things in the world

for fate to befall you is to have a different process than your close collaborator? Oh my God. I mean, these are two actors who I think are very particular in their own rights jim i think is at that point he was like on top of the world oh and tommy was this is pre-men in black right this is pre-men so i'm sure this is very pre this was like before the big like career. Before signs of humor maybe kicked in. Yeah.

Did he and Will Smith get along? They had to have. You know, Will Smith is such a loved man by Hollywood that I bet everyone just would say the best things. You're not that successful by accident. He really earned that moment of slapping Chris Rock in the face. Well, that's why people were conflicted. They were so sad.

It wasn't an outright, you know, banishment. I just went back there. And I remember how crazy that felt. I was literally, I had come home from an Oscar party and was in my house doing, folding clothes on my bed at like, you know, the dead of night.

And it happened and I, that was a moment where I was like, I wish I had stayed at the party because night. And it happened, and that was the moment where I was like, I wish I had stayed at the party because I can't be processing this by myself. It was not fun to watch. We're talking about the slap on. Anyway, The Riddler.

The Riddler. I mean, Enigma. He was cutting up magazines, doing those little notes in that movie. Paul Dano, I guess, did a nice version of him. Oh, yes. I actually liked

Paul. I didn't see it. Paul was a highlight. Well, I would imagine. He's so good. One of the most talented actors of his generation. Oh, my God. Paul Dano. We love you. A Lost Culture East West Culture Award nominee with his wife. They did not win.

That's incredible incredible Zoe. Now, The Riddler. Anything else to say about him? I have nothing more to say on The Riddler other than stop joking with me. Stop joking with me. Stop playing with me. But wait, wasn't it iconic though in the 90s movies

when Joker put the question mark on all the bat signals? 100%. That was a riddler it was it was that was cunty and you had fucking drew drew barrymore and who was the other little devil oh that was the amazing oh it was um vivica fox it was vivica fox and drew barrymore no yes it was and robin honey i'll tell you who it was it It was, oh my God, Debbie Mazur. Debbie Mazur. It was Debbie Mazur. Vivica Fox was in Batman and Robin. She played like Arnold Schwarzenegger's little hoe.

Yes. I was like, God, these women deserve so much better. But it was Drew, Debbie Mazur and Vivica in different movies, of course, playing like arm candy. Playing like that girl. And Drew said afterwards, she was like, I had such a crush on like that girl. And Drew said afterwards, she was like,

I had such a crush on Jim Carrey. And she won't answer the question, but I think they fucked. Because guess what? Actors fuck, okay? It's a rule of culture number 30. Actors fuck. And there's no hotter place than sets.

Than a fucking, what's it called? A trailer. Than a trailer. I'm too scared. Something about trailers sucks to me. I've never done it. We know someone that has. We do know someone that has. And that's why Riddler is number seven

on Top 10 Batman Villains Lost Cult. Number six, Bruce Wayne's Trauma. Well, I mean, I think this really speaks to the fact that really our greatest enemy is ourselves. That trauma is villainous.

Look, it's not his fault. We're not blaming Bruce Wayne for like how things turned out or his relationship in opposition to his trauma, but your trauma is in opposition to you. It is not going to enrich you or help you. It is not on your side. It is against you. You have to fight it. Wait, I'm literally sitting here

and I'm realizing that what Batman is about is about how our lives are informed and dictated by trauma. Because all these villains, as a result of what Bruce Wayne's deepest trauma is, he turned into something else to

fulfill a purpose. He would not have been Batman if his parents did not. Right. If we're not murdered. And he would not have been Batman if his parents did not. Right. If were not murdered. And he would not have been Batman if he was not wealthy. And that, in a way, you could argue

that wealth is trauma. Wow. I'm kidding. In a way, you could argue that wealth is trauma, Bowen Yang. The Real Housewives

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Bruce Wayne's trauma. Bruce Wayne's trauma. Well, there's another one that's in every movie, Bruce Wayne's trauma. Bruce Wayne's trauma. Well, there's another one that's on the list that we'll get to. Yes, there is. Just do wait, stay tuned. But all this is why Bruce Wayne's trauma is number six on top 10 Batman villains.

Lost cult. Number five, Catwoman Anne. We mean Anne Hathaway, of course. We'll get to someone else. The line that I always quote every time she's brought up on this podcast is, of course, does heels hurt? I don't know. Kick.

Do they? And I remember when she goes, oops. Oops. Oh, my God. The shot of her as the maid when her face turns oh my god boan just came and hath the way and hath the way is one of our great talents period and she is forever she is forever i mean like it it is what it is like you know what i'm so fucking excited for is this movie with uh with her and michaela coel like it's like a pop star yeah yeah yeah

lesbian movie i'm not fucking feed that to me with the biggest spoon in the house was vox lux queer at all no i mean is and this is not evenox Lux. It's just like another pop star. I think in terms of accent choice, yes. They're doing that? They're doing me doing Danny DeVito? Because that's what Natalie was giving. Yeah, absolutely. I think that that was one of her queerest performances, for sure, Vox Lux.

Oh, yes. Last. And not until May, December comes out later this year are we going to see something else. I don't know. Do you think that movie will get queer? You know what I'm so upset about? That they're going to push Challengers with Zendaya.

I know. That would have saved movies. But you know that they want to save Zendaya for press. Like Zendaya? They want her out there. They want Zendaya out there for that and Dune 2. Which they also pushed. They pushed.

She's going to have a busy year. She's one of our biggest stars. When people say, we've said this before, when people say now, oh, there are no movie stars anymore. Lies. Lies.

Zendaya is right there. Anyway. Anne Hathaway is steps away from you. Okay. And that is why she, Catwoman Anne, is number five on top 10 Batman villains. Lost Cult.

Number four, Joker. Wow. Would you say this is low placement? I would say that this is the lowest placement Joker has ever gotten on a list like this. Yes. And we're not afraid to go there. Because he's at least number two, because people are at least going to be like, oh my God.

And you know what we'll do? We'll say that Joker is number two so that everyone's like, oh my God, what's number one? So they keep reading and we'll be controversial. It's very Rolling Stone. It's very Rolling Stone. Let's leave that. But not as Rolling Stone as making Joker number four. Rolling Stone could never.

Rolling Stone could never flop like this. We're not. You think we're flopping? No. I think we're soaring. We're slaying. I think we're flapping our wings. That's what I meant to say, flap.

Rolling Stone could never flap like that. They could never flap like that. I mean, Joker, like, come on. He's a Lost Culture Award winner. Right. We do have to say that. But also, like, as a villain, as a Batman villain, look, there's already a crime, there's already,'s already a crime mob boss conciliar kind of guy,

and that's Penguin. So it's like you're already kind of like, your market share is not totally there yet because you're bumping with Penguin in a lot of ways. Yeah. And like, are you laughing? Are you not laughing? Like-

I think he is. But like the way Heath did it, it's like I didn't hear a lot of laughing from Heath and I kind of I wanted more laughing. No, I want that's very Matt Rogers laugh. That actually kind of was the laugh I

what laugh did I do in this video? I did like a Batman villains laugh. Are you... If you were offered Joker for film... Absolutely. I think I would crush. I think you would. That's what I gave. Very Mark Hamill. Very Mark Hamill as Joker.

Yeah. Can you believe... But I think also part of this bit was my laugh was different every time. Oh, yeah. In fact, I remember that was a game move, that the laugh was different because if why would I give you the same laugh? I don't want you to know who I am. I'm here to terrorize Gotham. Genius. Are you not gagged that Mark Hamill

can do that? I'm gagged by pretty much everything about Mark Hamill. Same. Gagged. I mean, Joker, I mean, what else? It's so first thought. You know, that's all I got. It's just too much. And here's what I'll say.

All this being said, Joker has the best version of a sugar and spice Art of Erica Fox in Harley Quinn. And Harley Quinn has stood the test of time. And I think Harley Quinn is taking over the Joker. In fact, I think that's going to really be very apparent in Joker folie a deux. We're not going for what's-his-face? No. For Joaquin? I don't know.

You know, I used to think Joaquin was one of the ones for me, but, I mean, now I'm at the point where, like, I'm certainly not going for Joaquin. I think I'll be seeing Joker folie a deux for the one and only Lady Gaga herself. I respect Joaquin a great deal. Yeah. seeing Joker for the one and only Lady Gaga herself. I respect Joaquin a great deal. Yeah. That is a man who sticks to his values and is

obviously very talented. Say that. But I'm buying a ticket for Gaga. I'll be in the audience for Lady Gaga. And that is why the Joker is number four on top ten Batman villains Lost Cult. Number three Bruce Wayne's Privilege. The other villain on this list that shows up in every Batman villains. Lost Gulch. Number three. Bruce Wayne's Privilege.

The other villain on this list that shows up in every Batman movie. Mm-hmm. The Privilege. Remember when I said wealth is trauma? Yeah, I remember that.

And how trauma is a villain? Mm-hmm. That is the transitive property. Trauma is a villain. Trauma is gone. Oh, my God. Should we release a response to karma called trauma?. Oh my God. Should we release a response to karma

called trauma? Yes, called trauma. If A equals B and B equals C, then A equals C. If trauma is a villain and wealth is trauma, then wealth is a villain.

You are, as Kiki Palmer would say, you just ate that. I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. As Kiki would say. You just ate that. I'm on the floor. I'm on the floor. As Kiki would say. You just ate that. Because you're so right.

And also, it's a blinding. He often thinks that he... One of the things about Bruce Wayne is he really doesn't see the people he works with. He is often with Robin, discarding. He is not understanding. He is not really mentoring. No. Because of his privilege. You know what he thinks? Batman thinks just because he put Robin up

like, what do you have to complain about? You're my sidekick. No. It's like, no, no me. No me. No me. Robin is saying in every single scene, no me. No me. And Batman is I mean like you know he doesn't treat the help well.

That's why only Alfred trusts him. Yeah, because Alfred doesn't know what other opportunities are out there. Right. But also, it's like, that's a huge red flag for me. Because if Batman shed his privilege a bit, he would have a staff. He would not have one man. Well, they have a sexual relationship. Of course.

And I'm not spreading rumors i'm just calling it like it very much right is i mean they have a sexual relationship these women are beards these women are so he doesn't stick with any of them he has one relationship that's long in his life immovable sense of justice. Yeah. And that's how you get J.K. Rowling. Wealth and distorted sense of moral values that you think that you believe to be true. You finally said it.

Batman as J.K. Rowling. You finally said it. Okay. And that is why bruce wayne's privilege is number three on top 10 batman villains lost culture number two catwoman michelle innumerable are the ways in which this is an iconic performance role and moment in culture a timeless moment because and it really showcases the power of film because this will reach people at any age you could be us and be a little child and watch this

movie and go there's something about this woman 100 or you could be like a grown man watching it in hindsight or you could be a fucking 90 yearold woman watching it in the 90s and thinking, there's something about it. Like there's, Michelle transcends time. It transcends time. And here's what I'll say. We would not have even wanted to see another version of Catwoman had it not been for Michelle's Catwoman.

I'm pointing an agreement. I'm pointing my index finger. And the big problem with cultural history is the fact that there was never a spinoff with her maybe maybe not because her place in the culture and in the lore of those movies actually is like kind of cunt that like she never came back again but we know she still exists but i am always a maximalist and when it comes to more like I'm the person saying Big Little Lies season three

you know what I mean I just want more and I know I'm saying that's and just like that has proven me wrong here but like I wanted another Michelle as Catwoman I will never

and this is Lesbo speaks to Michelle and every other person who's played her I will never say no to Selina Kyle. No. And can we, can we just give it up for the name Selina Kyle? She was thrown from a building by her boss because she knew secrets.

And then the kittens. She was curious like a cat. Curious like a cat. But she landed and then these kittens start nibbling at her fingers. And then she wakes up and is contrast. She wakes up in a scene that should have gotten an Oscar nomination and walks around her apartment. And she is realizing her behavior was cat-like.

The cat jumped out. The behavior that she was exhibiting was cat-like. The cat jumped out. The behavior that she was exhibiting was cat-like. The cat jumped out. The cat jumped out. And never really jumped back in. Never jumped back in and jumped into our imaginations. And jumped into history. History.

That is why Catwoman Michelle is number two. On top 10 Batman villains lost culture number one Poison Ivy bet you didn't see that coming did you I think they did I don't know I'm sure some of these

girls these readers Katie's published this thought oh Harley Quinn number one no it's Poison Ivy specifically Uma but all iterations are valid was this one i just thought oh harley quinn number one no no it's poison ivy specifically uma but all iterations are valid everything that she had to that film and was really the only one in the movie who truly understood the assignment she was really the only one who said no i get what movie we're doing i love it and i'm committing to it everyone else you know what men men we should say i'll say this all respect to chris o'donnell all respect i love chris o'donnell deeply he was a

sexual awakening i have debased myself for many men who look like him and oh wow yeah you know yeah you know who i'm talking about oh 100 it was very vivid he looked he looked like him yeah i know and it goes a long way it it fucked me up okay let's keep going the man in my dreams look like chris o'donnell fuck me up hey fuck me up that's a kind of interesting interval absolutely fuck me up hey fuck me up! Hey! Hook me up! Hey! Yes! Listen, what I want to say about Poison Ivy is she once screamed, Curses! And it worked.

It worked. Curses! And then what's her famous line that you love? As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one-woman show. You know, I blamed all the men for not understanding the assignment. Alicia didn't get it either. No, she didn't get it at all.

That's sad. You hate to see it. Alicia looked confused. George looked like he couldn't give a fuck and threw it all away. Arnold was giving something. It wasn't quite right. But it was something and it's unforgettable.

Uma was bullseye. No, Uma was giving something. It wasn't quite right. But it was something and it's unforgettable. Uma was bullseye. No, Uma was dead on. Uma was researched. Uma was giving choices. Uma was tonally right on the money. Also, you get the sense that like she was, well, she was obviously having fun, but there's a scene where like she realizes something

and she goes, and I'm just going to do it for you. And then she goes, she was obviously having fun, but there's a scene where, like, she realizes something, and she goes, and I'm just gonna do it for you. And then she goes, she goes, another, another, another iconic line. Forget the geriatric bat. Come join me. My god, it needs tending.

I think, is it fair to say, and this is, this is why she beat up Michelle Pfeiffer, I think... Is it fair to say, and this is why she beat up Michelle Pfeiffer, I think Uma has had a huge impact on you. I think so. Uma as Poison Ivy. Yeah.

There's a lot of behavioral similarities. That is so... But all this time I thought, and I'm still thinking, that's so Matt Rogers. I feel spiritually connected to poison ivy for sure she is a hero to me when she kissed men they died i wish i wish these just these boys each of them oh my god but that moment when i remember thinking damn it, when Chris O'Donnell takes off his little lip cover. Rubber lips make me immune to your charms or whatever.

And she goes, but as a kid, I go, no, I wanted him to die. I was on her side. I wanted him dead. That says something about you too, that you wanted someone who was like Chris O'Donnell to die with your kiss. And then he did not perish he did not perish he lives still today

but wow i mean also the color story oh my god green and pink go together and red red hair snatched curves if chapel road knows what's good for her, give Poison Ivy this Halloween. Give Poison Ivy this Halloween period. Yeah. I want to see a show live with her in a Poison Ivy geish. I'm sure she's been told millions of times by people. You look like Poison Ivy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You should dress up as Poison Ivy. Every person with red hair. And she probably goes like this. Every person with red hair. Feminine Aminon. Feminine Aminon. Really, what Poison Ivy was? A feminine Aminon. She was a feminine Aminon. Feminine Aminon. Really, what Poison Ivy was? A Feminine Aminon.

She was a Feminine Aminon. That's a rule of culture number 39. Poison Ivy was a Feminine Aminon. She was hot to go. She was, her kink was karma. She was dancing up at the Pink Pony Club. She was naked in Manhattan. She is, Poison Ivy is Chapel Run and Chapel Run is Poison Ivy.

Period. I can't wait to have that really land with her. Oh, this is why Poison Ivy is number one on the top ten Batman villains. Last Colch. Another one in the books. Thrilling one. I love these episodes. These are the great episodes of our time.

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