Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "This Is What I Personally Believe" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Episode Date: April 24, 2024A podcast episode that reflects events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time; The Tortured Poets Department is out now. Matt & Bowen bare their souls in discussion.... Also, 2013? Yeah. Culturally excavated. This period of the podcasters’ lives are now over, the chapter closed and boarded up… that’s that WE, Espresso!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I think that it's time.
It's finally time
for us to wade
into the discourse
that is the
Tortured Poets Department.
And it's finally time. And I'm promising, I discourse that is the tortured poets department. And it's finally time and
I'm promising, I'm swearing
on my life, we're going to be talking about the
year 2013. Yeah, it's happening today. Let's just get that
out of the way. We're getting to it. We're not
punting it. We're not kicking it down the road.
It's going to happen.
But we're going to do what
we do and talk about this
new big album that came out. This is a
stamina run of a year for us.
This has been music year.
Not since like what, 2010, 2011? Have the girlies been this prolific?
I mean, it's been overwhelming. And also it's not even like, for example, like with Tortured Poets,
she long. And so there's a lot of music on top of all the other new music
and also you have to remember
I'm newly in my Lana era
right
so I have all these albums
to get through
I have homework
I haven't felt like this
since AP
environmental
I wasn't
would you believe
I got a bad score
on AP environmental
you don't like the earth
not a big fan because it's full of toxic trolls Would you believe I got a bad score on AP Environmental? You don't like the earth.
Not a big fan.
Because it's full of toxic trolls.
They're living under the crust, those trolls.
Now, we have to, have to,
before we talk about Tortured Poets Department,
talk deeply about the best song of the year so far.
And that is Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.
And I want to say that last week,
I sort of popped off about Coachella.
And I said like a lot of things. And I feel that I paid Sabrina a little tiny bit of dust
because I kind of popped off about Chapel.
And then I went from Chapel over to Sabrina.
And Sabrina was just giving a different show.
It's a different gear. It's not that from chapel over to Sabrina. And Sabrina was just giving a different show. It's a different gear.
It's not that anything was better or worse.
It was just like, it's a different
show. She's in her cute little dresses.
Singing in front of a desert motel
set, which I thought was really cute and inspired.
It was really cute. I mean, the whole thing,
her entire aesthetic right now and the way
that they're presenting the
album and the new single, I think
it's great. And she, I didn't realize she had so many albums, but.
She's had a lot of albums.
Yeah, she's been around
and it feels like they finally snapped
into something really cool with her,
which is she's this like cute little,
like nostalgia, almost like beat,
like what would you call those movies?
Like Annette Funicello?
Annette Funicello.
Well, I mean, she literally was in a remake of Adventures in Babysitting.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, she is like a kind of like child star that like, I don't know,
hasn't been really pinballed around the industry.
Yes.
And like, she kind of at this point has landed as like fun, cool, chill, girly.
Espresso is that. Espresso is that.
Espresso is that.
If you like watch her interviews,
she's just like funny girl.
Yeah, we like her.
Cool chick.
And Sabrina.
Sabrina.
You're invited on the pod.
If you want to come.
If you want to come here,
you have a spot here.
There is a place for you at the table.
There is a place for you on Last Culture.
On a Webby award winning podcast.
And we want a Webby.
Okay.
And you might get us another one.
It might be the funniest episode of the year.
Our episode with Sabrina Carpenter.
You might be the new Richard Pryor, Sabrina Carpenter.
If you come on this podcast.
I see that for her.
I'm telling you, like, I'm listening to Espresso.
I'm streaming.
So that's what I'm saying is it's like there's so much
that
yeah
but this is sticking out
for one song to pop out
like that
and I love that
this is during the
tortured poets discourse
we cannot stop
talking about espresso
but I have to say
that's the vibe
it is crack
cocaine
an addictive drug
that could ruin
that the FBI made
yeah
exactly
think about me every night oh that's me that's the soul drug that could ruin the FBI made. Yeah, exactly.
When she does her little dance, and I know you can do it,
so show us.
Yes!
You do it.
And listen, like you can't see us doing it, but just know we're doing it exactly
right. Even better than Sabrina.
Even better than Sabrina.
Sabrina, if you come to this podcast
and you allow us to interview you,
you can watch us do the choreo and then, you know.
And then retire.
Because no one's doing your dance moves better than us.
Let me tell you something.
Let's shut it down.
No, she's on her way.
What am I saying?
She's not on her way.
She's arrived.
No, but I think that she's continuing to like,
well, I think this last album,
because I did,
I listened to a bunch of her stuff.
I fucking love this album.
Album's great.
I love Tornado Warnings.
I love Opposite.
Opposite is so fun.
Already Over.
Already Over because I loved it, boy.
Yep.
I mean, if you just listen to that album
all the way through,
so good.
Nonsense. Nonsense. I mean, if you just listen to that album all the way through, so good. Nonsense. Nonsense.
I love so
much. It's such a sweet song.
Yeah. I mean, also
the way that she ends
every live performance with like a different rhyme.
Rhyme. So cute. I don't know. I just think
she's fucking cute and great and more.
And I guess Tortured Poets
Department was made by, I suppose,
her mother.
Her mom. Her mom.
Her mom, Taylor.
Taylor's, and she's the world's mom.
Let's talk Tortured Poets Department.
This is an album that I'm just going to say up top,
we will look back on and be like, damn, this is pretty fucking major.
I think that what's happening right now is the discourse is out of fucking
control and people are bending themselves into a pretzel trying to figure out
what they want to like land on in a concrete way.
And like,
I think the fact that it was 31 songs,
like made everyone so like frustrated and overwhelmed that that like,
that was the headline.
Right.
Because you listen to the editor.
Yeah.
Here's the thing.
This is my take.
I'm just gonna get out of the way.
She needed to get to 31.
Right.
And I don't discount that as a reason,
as a motivating force,
because so much of this album is her literally subverting,
inverting all of these things that we know about her.
Yeah.
And like, she's basically,
instead of breaking any new sonic ground,
she is dipping back into,
I think you were the one who put this idea into my head.
Like she's dipping back into all of her old styles
and albums and approaches to songwriting.
And she's kind of, as it were,
putting like a sepia tone filter on everything,
which is kind of what she was doing on social media anyway.
Like all of it was being like sepia toned, right?
It was like whatever photos were coming out of the tour
in the post US legs were like,
oh, this is like the treatment now for everything.
And I think this is retroactively the treatment
in a very clever,
clever seems like so like not the right word, like savvy way where it's like when she was putting out
those playlists on Apple Music where it was like, oh, it's all the stages of grief. It's her like
recontextualizing all her own music. I think that is a very intentional thing. I think that is a
statement on the album itself, which is everything you know about me, I'm looking back at retroactively. Redundant,
but yes, you know what I mean? I'm retroactively considering this and the chapter is closed.
We're moving on. Yeah. I mean, I think the fact that she came out and said this was a chapter
in my life that's closed, we're moving on, is such an... Because I remember when the Aristotle
was happening, I threw out there at one point, I wonder how healthy it is to be doing this and also have the entire world's attention
and some people were like, oh like she's to speculate on like how healthy it is blah blah blah like, you know
But I also think that she's sort of answered that question here
Which is it was not the healthiest time of her life doing this
like she had this relationship and and whatever
about the personal aspects of it all because i'm i think we're putting the cart before the horse a
lot with her because if you just make it about the music it's a way simpler conversation which
are much simpler there are so many fucking incredible songs on this and i really think
people would do themselves a favor if they started listening to her music as if they're the protagonist of the songs
and not she is the protagonist
or by the same token, the antagonist of these songs.
Like take Taylor Swift out of it
and just experience the songs.
Which is the big ass.
Yeah, it's not as easy as it is said to accomplish
because I think that she obviously looms so large.
But what I'm, I guess, pulling is that this album is a collection of songs that she wrote during
one of the most intense periods of her life. And so, yes, it is a little bit messy. Yes, it is
big. It's also lyrically, people saying that she's not experimenting here. She's like way more Frank. She curses a lot more. She's like talking about like, it's just like a rougher,
dirtier, like more textured lyric throughout than I think she's given. So to say there's
no experimentation here, I don't think is totally correct. I get that it feels like a lot of these
sounds we've heard before, but
if you really listen to this
album, I think what she gave
is like 90s
VH1
country rock girly.
And
that is kind of what I wanted.
It's just there is so much music
so it's hard to get through it all just
physically. i i think
that's informing some of the takes like oh i'm throwing my hands up in the air because i'm
already overwhelmed there's too much but once you really fucking listen there's a ton of great
fucking shit here it is that genre and i love that for her yes i agree with all of what you're saying. What I did last night was, if you have an Apple Music subscription,
put it on the TV,
have the lyrics next to you.
Yes, yes.
It's such an interesting experience.
I think she also,
it doesn't really matter,
but it's like,
I think what she would want,
because it is such a writerly album.
Yeah.
It is such a lit manger kind of thing. I found it
really, really engrossing in that way. Yeah. It's so funny because she rotates between being very
one-to-one in her lyrics. Now I'm down, bad crying at the gym. And then in contrast to that,
there's the albatross and there's almost everything on the anthology, which is like very dense.
And I think that some of the comments like in some of the more negative reviews is that it feels like it's too much words and it needs like intercuts and edits to like get through it.
But I kind of think that all of that is the point like it's like yeah
it's her version of a tortured poetry book that she's putting through a taylor swift lens yeah
and if it's polarizing to people a i think that's good and i think that will make everything about
going forward more interesting and b i think again you don't have to sit there and listen to
all 31 of these in a row.
No.
Like, let them just be songs.
Yeah.
Because that's really all they are, people.
Hmm.
I think that her not having this filter, I think this album is like an unfiltered cigarette.
Totally.
Her not having that filter, literally, figuratively, I think she is seizing this as the first post-Eras tour album release.
Like every eye and ear is going to be on this.
What can I do that I can only do now?
Like this is another carte blanche for me, right?
Because you know what?
She didn't really get that with 1989.
She did not get the opportunity to do a post-Imperial Phase album
to be like, I can make this whatever I want, right? She was kind of backed into a corner. She was pushed into the opportunity to do a post-Imperial Phase album to be like, I can make this
whatever I want, right? She was kind of backed into a corner.
She was pushed into... Pushed into reputation.
And in saying that, like,
as a follow-up to 1989, even
without all the stuff around
it, reputation, like... Incredible album, right?
But, like, she
conceptually had to
have some reactionary work
like, after the whole Kim Kanye show.
She did not have the opportunity until now to come off of one of the biggest moments of her career and then be like, I can do whatever.
This is true Imperial phase.
Yeah.
I'm lucky enough to get a second one.
Yes.
What can I do with this opportunity?
This is maybe the only time in her career,
I don't know,
this is not totally informed,
but like,
she's going to put out an album
with 31 songs on it
and have everyone listen to it.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
I feel like also one thing
that's getting lost is
when people are like,
oh, it's 31 songs,
like that's too much for an album.
It is two albums.
There is a 15 song album
and a 16 song second album. Yeah, yeah, albums there is a 15 song album and a 16 song
second album or a 16 song album and a 15 song follow-up so think about it that way if people
need it to be easier for them but i think like what you're saying about it feeling cumulative
and also imperial phasey especially in this moment is so dead on because what i think we have here is like the bitchy grown daughter of red and
reputation like i really feel like that's what we have here it feels like a sequel to both those
albums to me in a way red because of the genre that i think we pretty much land on and the rage
and yes and also reputation in that there is a lot of comment, personal comment that you can apply to yourself.
Once you get through like what this moment is, which is the release and everyone doing the decoding thing that happens with her.
What you'll find is I think similar to what you find with Reputation, which is just great music.
And I also think it's like that daughter of Red and Reputation like graduated from Evermore college and vacationed
in midnights. And I feel like there's also a lot of speak now in this. Just sonically,
there's a lot of speak now. I think so high school is speak now. I think so. And I also
think that Clara Bow kind of gives speak now. Clara Bow gives lucky ones from red too. Yeah.
It's like the grownup version of lucky ones. Right. And I think that what's so great about all of this
is that it was created during the Eris tour
when she was immersed in all of those eras.
So as a fan, this is very satisfying
if you're looking at it like a collective.
And I also think just from an artistic standpoint,
what she's done is she has funneled
what I would essentially call,
and I'm not saying this pejoratively, like a manic period.
And you feel that in the music, like the extremes of the emotions, like the extremes of the lyricisms, the sort of places that she's going.
Sometimes I recognize it as being like a pure example of whatever emotion that is like who's afraid of little old
me is pure anger channeled into this like big pop song which is like again like i think spiritually
a sequel to reputation in a really fun way and i also think there's like some question about like
how seriously she takes herself as like a tortured poet.
Remember, guys, that she's like the biggest and best pop star in the world.
And she's incredibly good at putting on these different costumes.
She, in fact, knows they are eras well enough to brand it that way.
So she is wearing a costume as this tortured poet.
She went through something, saw what the body of work was giving,
and said, this is like tortured poetry,
and I see an aesthetic there.
So that to me is all fun and specific and great.
And she does seem in control of it to me
in a complete way.
And some people seem to really bristle at this theory.
And I kind of have like some weariness around it.
But like, if if the asylum imagery
motif in this is
connecting to a manic
episode, which a lot of people
really have sensitivities
around that word, totally. Of course.
So valid.
But I like that lens too
of like, oh
yeah, this relationship you were in
for six, seven years is over
as you're on the highest grossing tour of all time.
Right.
While you're dating this like really chaotic person,
like all of these things are like shrapnel in the explosion.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
And I also think she has always,
in fact, it's been like the bit about her, like she puts her relationships into her music. Right. And so that's like a way that she funnels her emotion. And so the fact that she had this one relationship that has defined a lot of her music for probably the past better part of a decade ending and And this other one starting and being so crazy,
like that insanity.
And like I said,
that messiness.
And I say that in a good way,
like this was always going to be the kind of album that she made at this time.
And the fact that it feels like a little,
whatever,
quote unquote,
unedited,
I think is good and interesting and exciting.
Me too.
I'm sure people will listen to this
and it'll come off as us
quote-unquote defending her.
I don't really feel that. She doesn't need defense.
She doesn't need defense or protection, really.
And what
she has done that I think
is forever
defining
her career, which is crazy
to think about it this way. She's really, and I say this genuinely, which is like crazy to think about it this way.
She's like really,
and I say this like genuinely,
like this is genius.
Like she did something
that not a lot of artists have done,
which is with the Eros tour.
When she announced that concept,
like it was so revolutionary,
but it's just like she destroys the binary
between like new work, old work.
Because it's like you're a touring artist. Let's say you're McCartney. You go out with your new
album. People still want to hear you sing like Blackbird, you know? Like they want you to play
the hits. This is someone who like the legacy stuff and the new stuff is on the same level.
Like that hasn't really ever happened.
I mean, like in my memory,
my myopic, small, limited scope,
like that hasn't happened before.
Like an artist who like fucking changes the paradigm so completely.
And I think going forward,
I don't know what she does
except for recontextualize
all of the stuff that comes before
I think whatever she does going forward
and I'm so interested to see what 12 and 13
are albums 12 and 13 are because it's like
up until 13 is it
gonna be like just
and I hope it's not because
there is a danger to this I hope it's not pure
navel gazey I hope it's not pure like
let's look at what I've done even though she's allowed to do not because there is a danger to this. I hope it's not pure navel gazey. I hope it's not pure like, let's look at what I've done.
Even though she's allowed to do that because she is so prolific that way.
But I'm like, my gut is telling me this is her album of like, let me just get all of the retrospection out of the way.
Yeah.
And then 12 is going to be something interesting, I hope, I'm sure.
And 13 is going to be, whatever whatever it is it's going to be huge
symbolic it's going to represent something
the obvious thing to me seems to be
like it'll be like country
pure country again when
that like quote unquote trend is
maybe like done with the other girlies
like she will return to that and like
claim it as hers or something
but yeah I mean like
in some ways this is reminding me of Reputation
when people were like, she's overexposed.
Like there is
that fatigue setting in which
you know, I think she also saw coming where
it's like, she might as
well like ride that wave
and like put out something that will be polarizing
and divisive and people will have opinions about.
Yeah. I think it was surprising that it
was coming now.
Of course.
Because it really feels like a fall album.
And you know what I mean?
Like,
and it kind of feels like it would be in line with the stuff that she has,
you know,
famously and historically released in the fall.
And it doesn't feel like it's giving summer.
So maybe that is some of like the polarized reaction is just people like not
necessarily being in the mood for what they certainly will be in the mood for
when they have their little hot cocoa in their hand.
This is going to fucking hit in October.
It really is.
And I,
I feel like the reason why it's coming now in April is because they had to
probably add it to the tour.
I would imagine that we're getting serious cuts to the heiress
tour and they're gonna give a whole tortured poet section at the end and like she's gonna go in
we're probably getting seven songs and we'll talk about like specifically what might be fun to see
because i go back and forth like literally i yesterday tried to make like a playlist like
if i were to narrow down the album, you know what I mean?
Even doing that, my playlist, just this album, was still over 22, 23 songs long.
There you go.
There's not that much here.
There's not as much chaff as people are saying.
Not at all.
And if there are those songs that you think are on that short list listen to them again because even if it might
not hit at first like there's really interesting lyrical stuff happening here and like i just think
that it's better than you think and i think we're kind of like tripping ourselves up by being
overwhelmed people have been so defensive about their reaction to this album like i've had more
than one person come to me and be like,
I haven't gotten through it yet.
I just feel like it's a lot.
I'm like, babe, I don't care if you like it or don't.
But there is this preciousness and this like, you know,
panic about reacting to this album and like arriving at a take,
which is like not why we have music.
There's a meta take on it for people, right?
There's like, I have a take on my take. Yes. Which is so interesting. Maybe we're like doing
that right now too. Well, I literally got tripped up last night because I was like,
God, like I can't, and then that was our episode about tortured poets. Like,
what are we going to say? And I'm like, wait, hold on. Slow your roll for a second.
It's music. It's music. And it's fucking great music and i i think like these
bizarre like sprints to the take are not gonna work on something like this and you're gonna look
back on your take or your work and you're gonna be like i reacted to that quickly like it happens
with her all the time like pitchfork and I did think that that review did make some points,
but I thought it was about a point too low or a point and a half too low in
terms of the score,
because we have yet again with her,
like they in particular have done many times because they retroactively rate
her higher a lot.
Yeah.
Well,
they retroactively rate everyone a lot higher.
Yes.
And I feel like we in the race to have a take or try to figure out
this album you're actually doing a disservice to a lot of the work here because while again i think
there are some points to be made about like it might be interesting to see her work with someone
outside of jack and aaron next time like i do agree that any artist should have a period where they go
off and reconfigure and
start working with new people and I think it is
revitalizing. We remember
when Beyonce took time off before 4
and came back as a new artist.
That's exciting
and that's an opportunity. So I think
there is some stuff in the
criticism here that's potential to listen to
and I see that as a huge fan of not only just Taylor, but also Jack and Aaron.
So I think there is something there.
But it is the internet culture.
Yeah.
And that's nobody's fault except like the culture of spreading to a take with everything.
And, you know, that's nothing new.
Yeah.
I don't know. It's reminding me of Reputation a lot
where there were just these,
God, like so many informational pieces
about like, what's this lyric mean?
And in the end, that stuff doesn't really matter.
And I'm not saying I'm like inoculated
from like what everyone else is thinking and feeling,
but like, I don't really care what song is about Maddie and what song is about joe i'm kind of like i don't care about
that at all and neither does any of our fans like when you go to the heiress tour like and you look
around and you see someone living their fucking life singing all too well they're not thinking
about how that's about jake gyllenhaal they're thinking about how it applies to their life which
is i guess why i'm saying like start listening to her music as if you're the protagonist
and try to apply it to your own life
instead of, like, falling down a cliff
trying to, like, figure out what it means for her.
It doesn't need to be that.
She's always been the best communicator
in pop music songwriting
because she can communicate what you are feeling,
what her audience is feeling, And that's still here.
I think this album has
some of her best songwriting.
And I also agree
that it is
superfluous like any other
thing. You know what I mean?
Like any other of her albums.
And I think she understands that on some level.
Okay, not to tie it back to my
work, but it's like
when everyone's like,
it's like when everyone's like,
SNL hasn't been good since blah, blah, blah.
If you go back and pick any episode from any season,
it's like,
watch one episode.
There's some great sketches.
There's some bad sketches.
There are some mid sketches.
That's just how it works because why we have to fill out
an hour and a half of television.
That is like part of the production.
And like,
and you're thinking,
oh,
it's Taylor Swift.
She can make any album,
any links to what she wants.
Totally.
But like I'm saying,
I think she wanted to get to 31.
Yeah.
Because it is,
you know,
neatly this subverted reversed thing that like we know,
we think we're so familiarized with something about her.
And yet she is telling us that like,
and maybe she's inverting it
because it's like,
this is probably the most internally
mainlined album she's ever put out.
Yeah.
Too, you know,
her insides are out, literally.
Some of the lines I'm like so shook by,
that sounded so fucking basic,
but like,
I guess what I mean is like what if
he's written mine on my upper thigh only in my mind like guilty of sin is i think my favorite
song on the album and i i'm gonna say this out into the atmosphere this must be in the tour okay
guilty of sin is i think some of her best writing and specific like that thing of when you've already been romantic,
intimate with someone to like an embarrassing degree to an emotional degree,
because you know,
that's where it's headed.
Like that your mind has gone ahead of itself has,
has gone ahead of reality.
Yeah.
There's just not a lot of songs that can like,
not only spell out that specific feeling,
but then like really,
it takes you on a ride that song.
And I love the type of song that is.
I made a list of like,
I guess like all my favorite songs in order.
And the stuff that rises to the top for me
is this like 90s,
like old rock moment.
Like, but daddy, I love him.
I think the chicks would be proud of that.
You know what I mean? Like, Guilty as Sin,
incredible. So high school.
So high school is amazing. I
love the Black Dog so much.
Oh, I love Black Dog. That starting line reference
made me scream. We watched it.
We listened to it together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also
God bless the starting line and their streaming
numbers now. They just pop all the way off. And they're thankful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, God bless the starting line and their streaming numbers now. They just pop all the way off.
And they're thankful.
Yeah, I mean,
but that's like
old habits die screaming.
Like, come on.
I don't know.
Like this,
don't talk to me about how she's,
some of these articles
were like fun to read,
I guess.
Like the Paste article
I thought was fun to read.
You know what I mean?
Like I thought the Pitchfork thing,
I was like,
that was brutal.
The Paste article was brutal.
It was brutal,
but like I was reading it
as if like this is this person popping off, not like I thought the pitchfork thing I was like all the paints article it was brutal but like I was reading it as if like this is this person popping off not like I yeah yeah necessarily
agreed I was just like oh this is content about this album that I find entertaining I'm sure you
know Taylor read it and had a different perspective yeah yeah but I was like yeah interesting and so
intent on proving that she's like lost it or flopped on this album.
And they basically did the equivalent of like screenshotting the quote unquote
cringe lyrics and putting them in highlight.
But I was going to be my,
I don't think so,
honey.
Yes.
And it should be.
Yeah.
But I was just like,
this article deliberately ignores so much of the excellent work here.
And that's really just a testament to how fucking high level of quality
she always delivers
that people can literally with a comb
go through and pull out lyrics
and like try to, you know,
sniper rifle find where she's maybe slipped up.
Like, I'm sorry, but she hasn't.
Over 20 of these are genius.
What's like, that is like the definition
of like removing context from something, right?
Like I also, I kind of,
my eye just skims over in any review for any album yeah like when they reference the lyric i
understand like journalistically that's like what you're supposed to do sure but i'm like
if i read a song lyric no matter what no matter who it's by i'm gonna be like that sounds stupid
yeah you know what i mean even poetry if it's like if the line breaks if it's not formatted
the way that like the poet intended i'm like yeah If it's like, if the line breaks, if it's not formatted the way that like
the poet intended,
I'm like,
yeah,
well,
that's dumb.
That sounds stupid as fuck.
But yeah,
I mean,
I get why it's done.
And I do love the memes
of people like
taking the genius,
you know,
Instagram posts,
grafting their own lyrics
onto it for sure.
But sometimes when people
are like,
why is she talking
about Grand Theft Auto?
It's like,
okay,
give me a break.
It's a fun line.
Just listen to the song.
The article is about being
like in a high school mentality.
Touch me while your bros
play Grand Theft Auto.
We loved that line
when we heard it.
It's like,
I appreciate that she wrote
a song for millennials.
Yeah, I mean, whatever.
Like American Pie,
Grand Theft Auto.
Yeah.
Oh, this is what I...
Also, Six is coming out
soon anyway.
So just wait a year
and then you're going to fucking love it.
This is what I'm going to say. When that
article is like an album that will
single-handedly set poetry back
by existing,
first of all, shut the fuck up
because she is, again, a pop
star who is doing this
tortured poet thing. It's a pop
star era. It's a character.
It's Lana doing a character 100 it's
not like she doesn't actually consider herself a tortured poet like she even said like i'm not
patty smith you're not dylan thomas in torture poets the song like this isn't the chelsea hotel
like it's not actually that deep it's just a way for her to commit to an aesthetic that matches the sound and the tone
of what she's doing so what i would say is like touch grass if that's what your takeaway is don't
worry poetry is okay taylor swift is not destroying or setting back poetry it's that kind of like
hyperbolic commentary on this type of thing which which A, is just too fast too soon.
And also B, like,
you know that's not what is happening here.
Like you, the writer, know
she's not setting poetry back with us.
It's a pop music album.
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Do we want to look at tracks? I mean, let me just say, down bad, crying at the gym.
When she fucked that alien,
I said this was...
I already have a music video in my head for this.
I really hope she makes a video with this.
I love that it's about an alien abduction.
No, literally.
She got abducted by this alien,
sent back,
and now she's down bad,
crying at the gym,
fucking icing her injuries.
Like, my first couple of listens, I was like, oh, she's down bag crying at the gym, fucking icing her injuries.
Like my first couple of since I was like,
Oh,
she's talking about an ex.
I was like,
Oh,
okay.
Like,
did you beat me up?
Like,
okay,
great.
But then like that line of like,
they'll think I'm nuts.
If I like talk about your existence, like I'm like,
Oh,
of course.
Like,
I love that.
It's like post breakup,
depression grafted onto like being abducted by aliens.
And also something that like didn't happen for a very long time.
It's like this experience.
It's more, it's less of a relationship she had and more of an experience that she had
and an emotion that she feels as a result of it.
Like haven't we all had that metaphor?
Like you made that metaphor of like, oh God, it felt like I was like raptured up into the sky i mean that's what the cosmic thing of it is and i do think a lot of this
also speaks to ariana's album like like ariana's album is about that experience too of like
reeling outside of something and then entering something else and i also think it's the miracle
move on drug yes there's a lot going on here even a lot of the visuals it feels like there was like The Miracle Move-On drug? on this album and after eras when it was extremely taylor like to get so much taylor hard r taylor
like feels maybe not what we wanted or expected but it kind of is what i wanted and expected
yet there are things like down bad where she goes fuck it if i can't have him where i can be like a
little bitch walking the streets and like you you know, shake my Taylor ass.
You know what I mean?
Like there people saying that there's not a lot of opportunities to shake
your ass like Taylor on this album.
Like just do another listen through.
Cause down bad is here for you.
Like,
you know,
there's moments.
It's just,
it's a more like it's balance.
And that's just what it is.
She gave you nineties VH one woman.
It's it's quill Pen, Fountain Pen, Taylor.
I don't think we've ever done the one-to-one on Taylor, Taylor, Taylor every now and then
with what she has parsed out herself as I have songs that are Quill Pen, Glitter Gel Pen, Fountain Pen.
And Glitter Gel Pen obviously is Taylor or Tayla
I'm so sorry
oh my god wow
I can't believe I got that wrong
and
it's a little bit
murkier when you go
into Quill Pen
Fountain Pen territory
but both of those
kind of combine
to form Taylor
yeah
again
Taylor knows
about Taylor Taylor
she now knows
and so that's why
she approached this album
the way she did
as a result of your
interaction with her
I know you love
the Albatross
I love the Albatross
so much
when I first saw this
as a track
this was supposed to be
one of the bonus tracks
on the original album
I was like
oh is this
a Fleetwood Mac reference
because before
Stevie and Lindsay joined
Fleetwood Mac
has an instrumental song
called Albatross. And baby, put it on before you go to bed. It is going to send you to dreamland.
It's going to put you on the little barge to dreamland and then push you down the river.
Such a beautiful enchanting song. I thought it would be referenced to that. It wasn't. I was
shocked, delighted. It's a really beautiful song. I thought it would be referenced to that. It wasn't. I was shocked, delighted.
It's a really beautiful song.
I think this has her best lyrics.
I think not only would I compliment the lyrics,
can I agree with you?
Like it's like among her better lyrics,
but her vocal on this is really good. Like the Albatross has some incredible backing vocals.
Like this is what I'm saying is it's like,
you can't appreciate the texture of all of this
reacting quickly to an album this long and this vast
because you need to have a take.
Like, actually listen to what's going on here.
Like, the Albatross has just incredible stuff happening.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lyrically, sonically sonically like this is
i think by far one of the best like i made this list last night it's one two three four five on
my list great um it's ranked i have guilty of sin number one but daddy i love him number two
down bad number three the black dog number four albatross number five so high school number six
fresh out the slammer i love i love Fresh Out the Slammer cause she gave you
a little bit of this
Fresh
Out the
Slammer
and I said
thank you
thank you Taylor
for showing up
cause
you're welcome here
always Taylor
yes
and then I have
Fortnite Which Grew On Me
Thank You Amy
and Love of My Life
those are my top ten
love
I have not
taken it upon myself
to rank.
And that's what makes this album
so choose your own adventure.
Yes.
And by the way,
this playlist that I made is called
This Is What I Personally Believe.
And I will share it publicly.
That is the Matt Rogers catchphrase.
That's the essence in one sentence.
Honestly, this could be the album title.
This Is What I Personally Believe.
Maybe that's my next album. It's called This Is What I Personally Believe and it's Tortured Poets Coded. And that this could be the album title. This is what I personally believe. Maybe that's my next album
is called
This is What I Personally Believe
and it's Tortured Poets Coded.
And that's the title
of this episode.
This is what I personally believe.
What do you think
of Thank You Amy
and the capitalization
of K-I-N-M
as letters?
I love capitalizing
on those letters.
I think that Taylor,
this is a sign of Taylor
being fully, like the reason why everyone's Taylor, this is a sign of Taylor being fully,
like the reason why everyone's like,
why is she still, you know,
relitigating this or digging this up again?
Because I think it is purely retrospective, right?
I think she's looking back at like
the whole story of Taylor Swift
because it's been motivated by the heiress tour.
I think she's looking back on a lot of the things
that have defined her career so far.
And she's going, let me actually leave this behind.
That's where 31 comes in.
You know, like, let me actually like subvert this, move on.
The chapter is closed.
Like, I believe her when she says that.
I think it's a great song.
I love Cassandra, which is kind of also spiritually
in the same world of like, this person's
been wronged. Cassandra of Troy, nobody
would listen to her. And the albatross
too speaks to that. Like I have been so
maligned and so
labeled as these things
like you coming into proximity
with me puts you in danger
and all the warnings that could possibly
come your way that you ignore
them shows true love for me.
Yes.
I mean.
That's great.
It's great.
There's a lot going on in that song.
I think there are a lot of ways that it can be read.
Yeah, totally.
But Wise Men once said,
wild winds are death to the candle.
That's your opening line, bitch?
Don't talk to me about bad songwriting.
You sound so stupid.
I'm so sorry, but do not tell me bad songwriting. Like, you sound so stupid. Like, I'm so sorry, but like, do
not tell me bad songwriting
when these are the lyrics. Like, get out of
town. Like, shut up. Wild
Winds. I believe that is a
Romantics-era poetry
reference, right? Of like
transcendentalism, like
I'm getting my shit mixed up, but it's like
nature being sublime.
Nature, like you are powerless to it.
Death to the candle,
it is snuffing out this man-made thing.
There's something about her art,
which is sublime,
which is bigger than her,
bigger than us.
She's saying that she is a wild wind
and people
want to cage that. People want to contain
that. People fear it because they don't
know it because it has this
inexplicable effect.
I think this album is like, it doesn't talk about
things beyond her and that's okay because I think
it is her reckoning with
what she means, what her life
has been, what she wants it to be going forward. And I think it's like, I think it is like her reckoning with like what she means, what her life has been,
what she wants it to be going forward.
And I think it's like,
I think Clara Bow is such a beautiful closer because it's like,
this is what my legacy means.
Yeah.
And someone someday will always like, people will always try to like build on it and then maybe erase it and be
like,
Oh,
here's someone new who reminds us of her,
but is better
it's like a very bittersweet song
it's like that idea
that like you could be the one
and then when that happens
it like comes with all
these contradictions and
all these crazy things and like
ultimately an ego check at the end
you know what I mean?
and I think that's why it's really fitting that that song is last on the first album
because what I love about this and the writing
and why I do think it's some of the boldest writing
she's done is because she is not afraid to look crazy.
Like she is not afraid to look like
the biggest version of all of her emotions.
I think, thank you, Amy,
the capitalizing of K.I. of kim is vindictive as fuck
and i think it's because she's a little vindictive yeah and she is really out here being that so you
being like she's vindictive like for that she knows that of course you know what i mean like
she gets it she wrote the song she felt the emotion she put it out there for everyone it
wasn't a mistake to capitalize it
k.i.m i mean she's feeling vindictive she feels very hurt still from that person trying to let
me remind everyone destroy her completely and take away her credibility so the fact that she
turned that into what that song is which is when you take away all the battles and muscles and all the headlines about it,
it's a song about thanking your bully
for making you better.
And that is going to connect
with her fans.
With a lot of people.
With people that have experienced that
in the past,
are experiencing it.
She is who she has always been,
but an extremely elevated
and still ever challenging version of that.
And I think that that's fucking great.
And like I said,
I think it's good that this is polarizing.
I think it's good that not every single piece
that she ever puts out
is like a 10 out of 10,
five stars,
like in terms of the way that it's received,
because that would not be good for her or for us.
I mean,
I think she knew,
it doesn't matter what she knew or knows.
I think there's no way this album is like universally acclaimed.
No way,
because it is like all these things.
And I'm just,
it is too long.
It is too verbose.
It is too this,
too that,
too much of the same,
too much of the,
this,
that,
the other thing
like there's gonna be so many things people can say about this and different angles people can
take that sort of just don't get to the heart of it which is that the music is fucking great
internet seems to not care for the alchemy it's like my favorite i think the alchemy is romantic
and fun and oozy and big and beautiful and gorgeous. And I think if the lyrics are a little on the nose,
then that's fucking great because it's someone being like,
after all this noise and all this like challenge and all this chaos,
I'm just going to tell you my boyfriend who plays football,
touchdown,
ultimately touchdown,
ultimately touchdown.
It's actually a real culture.
Number 88, ultimately touchdown ultimately touchdown it's actually real culture number 88
ultimately touchdown
touchdown
call the amateurs
and cut them from the team
ditch the clown
stick the crown
baby
I'm the one to be
oh my god
I don't know
it's so
it's adorable
it's great
I love it
and can I shout out
one of my favorite songs
that's been sneaky?
And this is why you have to keep going back.
Be patient with the album and like listen to them as songs.
I look in people's windows.
Oh, I love that.
I love this song.
She's like, again, like she's not hiding from the fact that she's a fucking freak.
I know.
You know, like the shortest song in the album.
Yeah.
Who can't relate?
I guess people that aren't insane, but like there have been times
after I've had things dissolve
where I've literally looked for that person.
Like, I mean, what if you looked up
and we locked eyes one more time?
Like that thing of like,
I need to stay vigilant
because it's not dead for me
and I'm holding on to hope
that it's not dead for you
for that one moment. And it's worth it for me and I'm holding on to hope that it's not dead for you for that one
moment like and it's worth it for me to
like put all this energy and be
this freak and look here and from the insides
for that one moment
and the urgency in that song
I love I love that it abruptly
ends almost like she's embarrassed
about sharing the thought like
I love it it evokes
this thing that you thought
was such a personal corner.
And it's kind of not.
It's kind of universalized in this
huge album that like
everyone's heard.
And like, yeah, I mean,
I don't really care that it's a numbers ploy
that like 31 so that it could have
like the biggest streaming debut
and that the sales equivalences or biggest streaming debut and that the sales
equivalences or the streaming equivalences
to unit sales
whatever blah blah blah like the business side
is something that like
I also am like for some reason
tuning out for me it's just like
listen to
the songs because if you
do you'll get a song like but daddy
I love him and you'll get to enjoy it
because it sounds fucking great and there's a lot of fun and also you'll realize like
it is actually incredibly risky for her to say fuck off to her own fans you know what i'm saying
it's like that to me is when the album like when i was first listening to it when the album
really took off for me was track six but daddy i love him i will say when i
first started listening to the album fortnight took a second for me i was like i know i feel
like i know in my heart this is going to be the single so let me try to wrap my head around that
this song has grown on me so much i'm struggling a little bit with tortured poets department the
song like i to me it's just a little... I don't get it yet, but
then right after
that, the album really takes off
for me. By the time But Daddy, I Love Him
was happening, I was like,
this feels like
a spiritual successor
to
Red and All Too Well. The fact that it's
over five minutes long and it's this
epic narrative and it being that long and containing so much like anger towards people who
like quote-unquote want the best for her but could never actually understand her yeah i think that
also speaks to we can't be friends on ariana's album i think these girls are reckoning with the
fact that people that they love and appreciate are driving them
fucking nuts well it's it's now becoming a somewhat phenomenon somewhat of a phenomenon
where it's like you have doja openly violently being like fuck the girls and it's like fuck the girls I think like this
this is when
stan culture starts to
like evolve into a new stage
where like maybe it's
unhealthy for everyone yes
like including the stans including
the people they like
worship it's like if someone
and I'm not gonna name names but there are people out there
who fully embrace
the fans and
pathology. There's pathology.
It's not
great if you are out there completely
embracing all of
the mania in that.
If you're inviting more mania into
your life, because it is mania.
And
yeah, it's perfect blue.'s a perfect blue and it's actually
real culture number three uh-huh it's perfect blue and i also think like it's a message to people
like listen if i'm gonna fuck up just let me fuck up just let me do it because because there's
actually like there's no way yeah yeah that'm going to stop living my life for everyone.
And you wouldn't really want that.
Right.
Like who would want their like favorite artist to not live their fucking life and make mistakes and like be able to be the messy fucking version.
Right.
It's not Twitch plays Pokemon.
I was just going to say.
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Were you following Twitch plays Pokemon I was just gonna say you know what I'm talking about?
were you following Twitch plays Pokemon?
this is when Twitch
literally first started out
where everyone was
inputting
millions of people
up down, A, B, left, right
a game of Pokemon Red
or Pokemon Blue
and then somehow they got all the way to the
end. But it was like your
character just kind of like walking up and down and like
dying. Remember this?
It was like, by committee
you cannot do
this. You cannot live a
life by committee. You cannot live a life by committee.
And that's real culture number 10. You cannot live a
life by committee. It'll end up being Madam Web.
It'll end up being Madam Web. It'll end up being Madam Web.
I didn't see it.
Oh, you should.
It's so good.
I know.
That invalidates
everything we've ever said.
Madam Web is the best film
of the year.
Lost cults canceled,
awards taken away.
Oh my God.
Trophies stripped
of our trophies.
Oh my God.
I would love
to ultimately one day
have my awards
taken away from me.
Be stripped of my trophies. Yeah. That I think is such a chic phrase. They were love to ultimately one day. My awards taken away from me.
Be stripped of my trophies. Yeah.
That I think is such a chic phrase.
They were stripped of their trophies.
I think Taylor wants that too.
I think Taylor secretly wants,
is pining for a scene just for the cinema of it to be like,
no,
don't.
But daddy,
I love him.
Well,
like literally like we're taking your Grammys away.
No.
Oh,
500 of them. What would she have to do to have her Grammys away. No. All 500 of them.
What would she have to do to have her Grammys taken away?
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
What would she have to do?
She'd have to come out as the reason why there are natural disasters.
Right.
Yeah.
Hey, ever heard of hurricanes?
That was me when I pointed at the crowd in Sao Paulo.
Right. I was thinking more something along the lines of the Recording Academy.
Like she, you know,
like she does some equivalent of the slap.
Oh, yeah.
If she did the slap,
she certainly would have come out,
would not have been invited to come out of Coachella.
Oh, God.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Will Smith is back, y'all.
This is,
it's an excellent album.
We love it.
And of course we fucking do.
Because it's good.
Because it's good.
But if you had to tweet that one viral,
congratulations.
You are.
Congratulations on your contribution.
No, I love tweets.
I love Twitter.
I think that it's great.
I'm so sorry.
Zeets X, I forgot.
I think it's great. I think it it's great I'm so sorry, Zeets X, I forgot I think it's great
I think it's worthy
Is anybody calling it Zeets?
Well, they're supposed to be because
they're Zeets, it's X
I'm sorry, but if you're calling it Twitter
No, they're called Zeets
and I don't make the rules
I just say the rules
Now I want baked Zeets
I want baked Zeets Okay. I want baked seats too.
Fresh out the slammer.
I know who my first call will be to.
My seat will be to.
My baked seedy place.
The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple.
Look who it is joined by
elite new friends rebecca minkoff have you ever heard of her but things could change in a new
york minute she had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy what you've
told her not today satan not today the real housewives of New York City, all new Tuesdays at nine on Bravo or stream
it on City TV Plus. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with
Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into
Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest
artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I
encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional
dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was
everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was
the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me.
It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel.
I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives with him.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzá about 2013, a cultural excavation.
Thank you for making it all the way here. If you don't care for Taylor,
if you don't care for the album,
and if you're still listening,
bravo, bravo to you.
Oh, can I just say,
I did a Barry's Oatly class on Monday.
So many readers, Katie's publicist finalists,
including Lindsay Clayton,
who fucking rocks.
I have to say,
I see you readers at Barry's
and if you are a reader at Barry's,
you actually are a Kyle.
That's how you become a Kyle.
This is men or women.
If you are a reader,
publicist,
Katie finalist,
and you regularly go to Barry's,
you're a Kyle.
You're a Kyle.
It doesn't matter,
male, female, non-binary,
you're Kyle.
Kyle.
And as we know,
the most famous Kyle,
wait, we actually had this conversation.
This is a fun thing to ask you.
Who is the most famous Kyle?
I know you think Richards.
I didn't necessarily say that.
I'm asking you what you think.
Who is the most famous Kyle?
XY.
Period.
Can't argue with that one.
You think it's Richards?
So there seems to be like a one. You think it's Richards?
So there seems to be like a discussion.
Where? About who's more famous.
Certain gay group chats,
aka one that I'm in.
Okay.
Kyle Richards,
Kyle McLaughlin,
and Kyle Chandler
seem to be the three.
Kyle McLaughlin.
You think Kyle McLaughlin
is more famous,
like in terms of people know his name.
Yes.
Than Kyle Richards.
Yes.
I think it's demographic.
I think it's short.
I think Kyle McLaughlin is very that guy famous.
Like, oh, I know that guy.
He was in the original Dune.
Don't yell at me.
Oh my God.
Do not yell at me.
Do not raise your voice in the way that you just did ever again.
You'll be going to the slammer.
Fresh in.
Fresh in the slammer.
I know who my first Z is to.
Z is to.
You think they have Z?
Fresh out the slammer.
Hello.
Why are we so good?
Okay. So you think Kyle McLaughlin. Okay. I disagree. Queen. How do we get into Kyle? Why are we so good?
Okay.
So you think Kyle McLaughlin.
Okay.
Agree or disagree, queen.
How do we get into Kyle?
Oh, all berries.
Because we were talking about berries.
If you were there,
and you will understand,
we had all these bits planned,
and we did most of them.
I was- You never got your almond suit.
I never got my almond suit.
I was going to beat up someone
in an almond costume
at the berries class
because it was an Oatly sponsored event.
But I was- Stupid bitch. It wouldn't have worked. There was going to beat up someone in an almond costume at the Barry's class because it was an Oatly sponsored event. But I
was... Stupid bitch.
It wouldn't have worked. There was not enough space.
People were on the floor. It would have been dangerous.
I got a few jokes and I was
like, oh wait, this is not... It's hard to
do bits while
there's a fitness class going on. Can I just say...
Hey, we actually have to move you from D29
because Bowen needs that space because he's going to do a bit
where he fights someone in an Amon costume
but they were
they were prepared to like
go all out and like
do whatever
I was like
no I think people want to come
for a class
so
I like ran on the treadmill
for like
two minutes
and then I was so out of breath
that like my brain
was like
it's hard
you're not performing right now
yeah
you're actually going to like
not do that
and then when I tried to
everything that came out
of my mouth made no sense. When Lindsay threw it over to me
like, Bowen, what do you think? I was like,
how am I doing?
I was truly
so not myself.
I felt like Grimes at Coachella.
I was like, everything's going wrong.
I'm bad. Grimes at Coachella.
I felt like Grimes at Coachella.
Wow.
So thank you for coming
and thank you for being patient with me.
That was,
it was a lot of fun.
I saw some people that I follow
were in your class
and someone said that immediately
when the class started,
you said this first sprint
is going to be at 20,
which I think is iconic.
I love it.
But this one finalist, Kyle.
Yeah.
Sprinting at a 14
jeez
can't believe
the most I've done is 12
the most I've done is 10
14 is
but this guy also had
redwood tree legs
tall tall motherfucker
almost like Taylor Swift
or Travis Kelsey
or Travis Kelsey
he was
a full Kyle
full on
and if you're a Kyle out there,
keep running.
Hey, Kyle, push it to 14.
Let's go.
This is for the girlies who go to Barry's
and instead of listening to the music and the instructor,
they pop in Lost Culture.
They want to hear tortured poets discourse.
Okay.
And when we start to hit a really good take,
they press 14.
Let's talk about 2013.
We needed an episode like this in person,
I would say even,
to talk about this year.
It's a big one.
This is one of the most major years.
I think we're going to end on music
because the music is major.
I think let's start with film.
You know, in starting with film,
what you're going to find
is that this was the year of Frozen.
And can I,
let me just talk about this for a second.
Do you remember,
and this is again,
why this is a valid, worthy segment,
because we relate it to our lives.
Frozen came out
and Pop Roulette did a Frozen sketch.
What was the Frozen sketch? It was literallylette did a Frozen sketch what was the Frozen sketch?
it was literally like
the Frozen sketch was Amanda was playing Anna
and Tessa was playing Elsa
and Elsa was like I have powers of snow
and Amanda was like
you're a lesbian
and I feel like it was ahead of its time
it was very ahead of its time
and she was just very like
with winds I can create fractals.
I think that you're having a crisis
and you're a lesbian.
If you're a lesbian, you can just say that.
We're good, girl.
She's like, no, I have to leave town
and create a new house of ice and snow.
She's like, I feel like you are going through it, huh?
That was kind of the engine of the sketch.
I remember it played to silence not
because it wasn't funny because i say about my own time but because no one knew frozen yet because
people forget frozen was one of the slowest burns it was a slow burn in cinema history because it
might as well have been a fucking rustic book report the way you were like trying to burn the pages
at the stove or at the fireplace slow it was the pirates of caribbean uh-huh of that's a slow bird
that ride is a slow burn that ride could take upwards of a half hour sometimes
if the boats aren't going quick you'll be sitting with the pirates for a really long time oh yeah
hope you like yo ho ho hope you like yo-ho-ho.
Hope you like yo-ho-ho and a woman chasing a pirate around with a rolling pin.
Yeah, hope you like girl boss energy because we're sitting on pirates.
And Frozen is the beginning of girl boss.
Where were you when you first heard the amazing song, Let It Go?
I was with you, I think.
I think we went to go see it together.
We did. I saw it with gay guys. I was with you, I think. I think we went to go see it together. We did.
I saw it with gay guys.
I saw it with kids.
And then I saw it with the general public on a plane.
And what was your favorite viewing experience?
Well, the gay guys, aka us,
we saw it, I think, like the first week it came out.
And can we admit?
People were not gagged.
I left the theater being like, that was okay.
Yeah, well, you're famously a tangled girl.
I'm a tangled girl through and through.
Yeah, I'm a frozen girly.
You have Elsa hair.
Period.
Period.
I'm definitely Elsa coded, which is tough for me as the Anna of our friendship.
I know.
I was going to say, I feel like we've always been, you've been the Anna.
I'm still the Anna.
Uh-huh.
Can I say?
Arose by any other thorn.
Arose by any other bud.
What is this expression?
A rose by any other name.
I like a rose by any other thorn.
I mean,
Frozen is
10 Things I Hate About You,
the musical.
Say that again.
Frozen is 10 Things I Hate About You,
the musical.
One more time.
Frozen is
Taming of the Shrew,
the musical.
There you go.
And that's a rule of culture.
Frozen is What number? 40. 40. Frozen is Taming of the Shrew, the musical. There you go. And that's a rule of culture. Frozen is...
What number?
40.
40.
Frozen is Taming of the Shrew, the musical.
It's like, you can't date until your sister does.
Right?
Yeah.
You're dead ass.
I'm dead ass.
I'll never forget how happy I was for Anna
when the gates finally opened.
Uh-huh.
When she sang,
finally they're opening up the gates,
I said,
is that the song?
It's called Finally They're Opening Up the Gates. I'm so happy
girl. I'm gonna shake
my ass and sit
on some visiting dick.
That's what Anna said.
I'm so happy
that I get to see some different
kinds of dick
coming into
Arendelle
open up the gates
open up the gates
Frozen became
the second animated
film after
Toy Story 3
to gross 1 billion
dollars
and became the
highest grossing
animated film
at release
congrats
congrats to her
I think Frozen 2
beat that record
later on
Frozen 2 did suck
although I will say it had some bops.
Still haven't seen.
What?
Still haven't seen.
Top grossing film, Frozen.
Internationally, Iron Man 3 domestic.
Who cares?
Okay.
Best Picture Oscar, 12 Years a Slave, nine nominations.
This was the beginning of Lupita.
Yes.
The Best Picture win made McQueen the first Black British producer to ever receive the award
and the first Black British
director of a Best Picture winner.
Okay, let's look at it
because there are these
handy tables now
on some of these
that I think we should be
bringing into the rest
of the years that we do.
12 Years a Slave,
I'm seeing a lot of
American Hustle,
Gravity.
I was with you.
Did we see Gravity together?
I believe we did.
I love Gravity.
I love Gravity so much.
I think about the ending
all the time. I never want to see that movie again. I don't. I love Gravity so much. I think about the ending all the time.
I never want to see that movie again.
I don't think I could sit through it one more time.
And it's so funny to me.
Like sometimes I will catch people watching Gravity on a plane.
Any movie about an air disaster on a plane,
I just want to know what that person's like lifestyle is.
Like what got them to this point where they are okay
and can spiritually and physically maintain composure
when you're watching shit explode in the air
and a woman careen through space.
Is it like when I'm eating my lunch
and I'm watching YouTube
of a recipe of another dish?
I think so.
Okay.
But it's not as dangerous.
It's not as dangerous.
Like when people watch that shit in the air,
I'm like, what is going on?
Maybe it comforts them because they're like, well, it can't be as bad as this.
Of course. I'm gagged for this
Keanu Reeves movie that he's making.
Which is what? It's called The Entertainment System is Down.
It's a
fucking thriller on a plane.
Chaos ensues when the entertainment
system on the plane goes down. No one can watch movies.
And everyone goes crazy.
Wow. Isn't that a great premise?
And it's like an actual grounded...
I think it's action. I think it's like
a snakes on a plane thing. I love that.
But the title is called The Entertainment System is Down.
Oh, I love it. Isn't that great?
That's really good because that would be
a cause for serious concern.
I would jump into action.
Probably made by Boeing.
Okay. This was... This was the reconnaissance. This was the reconnaissance. I would jump into action probably made by Boeing okay this was so
Dallas Buyers Club
this was the
reconnaissance
this was the
when we were in the
heart of the
reconnaissance
and the
leto-sance
I suppose
it was Dallas Buyers Club
it was True Detective
it was Interstellar
there was that period
Lincoln Lawyer
yeah
yeah
I think that's one
yeah
god
us not lost culture talking about Lincoln Lawyer I know that's one. Yeah. God.
Us not lost coach talking about Lincoln.
I know.
Let's keep going.
Blue Jasmine.
Okay.
Cate Blanchett.
This was the iconic
moment of Jennifer Lawrence
falling at the Oscars.
A moment that was nominated
at the Lost Culture Awards.
Yes.
Jennifer,
most shocking moment.
Most shocking moment
in history.
She went down, our girl.
She went down, but she got up and won.
Not only did she get up, she got up and she won.
And she won, honey.
Remember when One Direction was a band?
I do.
So does everyone in 2013, because guess what was the best-selling album of 2013?
Midnight Memories.
Midnight Memories by One Direction. Name one song from it.
So we danced all night
to the best song ever. Oh wow, that's
actually good. You could do that. Yeah.
Las Culturistas.
Las Culturistas. I definitely remember
at least three other songs of One Direction
such as
They Wanna Steal My Girl.
Remember that one? And also
Even When The Night Changes. to steal my girl. Remember that one? And also, even when
the night changes.
This is Story of My Life.
This is
Love Story of My Life.
Little Black Dress
is great.
Little Black Dress
is like a fucking
Third Eye Blind song.
You think this one?
Little Black Dress
just walked in the room.
Did it, did it.
Oh, this is actually
a great album.
Wait, what is the best
One Direction?
There's one that's...
I like...
What is that?
Pearl, you're going to have to do better than that.
No.
Wait.
What is it called?
You guys know listening in the car, wherever you are.
You know the One Direction song that starts like this.
Girl, you can... Oh, come on.
What is this?
No, stop.
Don't throw me off.
Girl.
If you wanna.
If you wanna.
Maybe say yeah, yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
And let me kiss you.
There it is.
I got it.
You guys, I just threw myself across the room.
No, but I think you were mixing two different songs up.
Kiss you and like...
Never thought it hurt so bad.
No.
Making up with you.
I literally...
You're giving me a heart attack.
Every time you do.
I'm telling you now.
All right.
Here, I'm literally going to show you how right I am. And I think I'm even you no. Here, I'm literally going to show you how right I am.
And I think I'm even in key.
Darcy Carden is livid right now that we don't know this.
Kiss you one direct.
No, I know kiss you.
Okay, ready?
I'm sorry, but did I slay?
You slayed.
Wait, come on.
This is great.
Somewhere, Katie Gavin from Muna is like,
I think Matt has perfect pitch.
You're going to dine in on that.
A compliment that I'll never let go.
Of course.
That you will never let go.
Okay.
This is also the year of her.
Best screenplay adapted and original.
That can't be right.
Oh, no.
It was the best original screenplay winner. Of course.
I was like, adapted? I loved her.
I loved her. Of course, I'm the only faggot
in America who thinks that. Excuse me, I just
said I do too. I know, I know. That's not an
original thought. Best original
song, Mandela
Ordinary Love. See, like
this is when
Oh no, at the Academy Awards. Sorry.
The record of the year was Get Lucky by Daft Punk, which I don't necessarily get. Awards sorry the record of the year was Get Lucky
by Daft Punk
which I don't
necessarily get
and then the album
of the year
was Random Access Memories
oh this was the year
that Taylor's Red
was beat
this was the year
that Taylor's Red
because when they read
and the Grammy goes to
like there was a split second
where you
if you can see Taylor's face
she's like
she thinks she's gonna win
they heard the R
yeah they sure did
that's crushing
and then it was random access memories which kind of came out of nowhere also the song of the year
was royals by lord and let's just say i love melodrama but for me pure heroine by lord
is an important oh of course it is that's lore for me that's that lore or lord? It's lord.
It's lord lore.
Lord lore?
Well, let's just say pure heroin is that.
Pure heroin is lord lore.
Pure heroin is lord lore.
And I just remember being in my last semester of college.
High all the time.
Oh, when Royals came out?
Yes.
Oh, I remember.
Yes, I was right there with you, girl. And just stomping the time. Oh, when Royals came out? Yes. Oh, I remember. Yes, I was right there with you, girl.
And just stomping the streets.
It was like the last semester of college and I was in the West Village.
Just like walking around,
like listening to like 400 Lux.
Uh-huh.
I love Pure Heroine.
Pure Heroine and that first Charlie XCX album,
True Romance.
Those were,
like that was all I was listening to.
I mean,
to say nothing of
Art Pop!
Art Pop!
Okay,
we'll get to Art Pop.
There was so,
I mean,
this year.
This is a big year.
Gave it.
Okay,
and then,
let's see,
what else?
Best New Artist,
Malcolm Moore and Ryan Lewis.
Other nominees included,
Kacey Musgraves,
Ed Sheeran,
James Blake and Kendrick Lamar.
I don't think we got
this one right.
I don't know.
We love Macklemore though.
I don't know if we love
Macklemore enough
to comfortably sit here
and be like,
yeah, it's fine that he beat
Kendrick Lamar
and Casey Musgraves.
And even Ed Sheeran
to be honest with you.
And even James Blake.
I mean, definitely James Blake.
You know,
I was at the Do Lab
last year at Coachella
when James Blake did a drop-in set.
The what lab?
It's called the Do Lab.
It's where you go to see
surprise drop-in sets at Coachella.
And I was there
and James Blake came on.
Why are they called the surprise drop-in lab?
They should.
And you know Jamila was there vibing.
As she do.
Jamila, we love you, girl.
Let's talk about
Art Pop. Where were you?
I was in the airport
in Beijing.
You were? That's very Art Pop
of you. We were visiting
China, and on the way
back in November,
it had dropped.
Art Pop came into our lives. way back in November, it had dropped. Our pop
came into our lives.
And we're going to talk about another album
later, but that was
You Know Me. I was still
caping for Gaga at her lowest
moment when everyone else had left
her behind. Her lowest moment was
when she could barely get the plane that she
became off the ground.
Volantis.
Technically,
it was a higher moment
than usual because she was inches off the ground.
But it was a low point.
She got into a full
space suit.
Did a press conference in her space suit
while her helmet was in one arm
saying, I'm so excited to be
the first flying woman.
She did not say that,
but she said,
this is history.
This is the first
flying dress.
Yes.
You missed that
acting rule.
Lady Gaga rules.
And I believe
this is also the era
where she got vomited on.
Well, that was 2014
at South By.
So that was after
the album came out.
So that doesn't technically
fall under this year.
Well, that was 2014
at South By. I'm telling you, I know this era So that doesn't technically fall under this year. Well, that was 2014 at South by.
Listen, I'm telling you,
I know this era like the back of my hand.
This was a really,
I remember when everyone was like,
oh, I don't know, Lady Gaga lost it.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
I'm the rich bitch.
I'm the upper class.
Donatella!
Come on, give some respect.
Like, don't react quickly to this shit.
Let things marinate and cook.
This is what I'm saying.
Because in 12 years, you're gonna
be gagged by Donatella.
I think, you know what's cool?
Try and
think about, like, however
you can have metacognition,
think about, like, the way you're thinking about things
and be like, let me think
ahead, girl.
Let me extrapolate a little bit.
Extrapolation. Artpop, where were you? Talk about your experience with Artpop. I was extrapolate a little bit. Extrapolation.
Artpop, where were you? Talk about your experience with Artpop.
I was on the subway. This was
subway gig.
We were subway gigging back then.
A lot. And I remember
this album took over
I think this actually was one of the
first albums I had
fully downloaded on Spotify.
I remember at this time like I finally got
Spotify and was like paying
for like the version where you could
like download songs and stuff and I'm making my
little play and I think it was one of the first albums I downloaded
on Spotify but
GUI
Sex Dreams
I'll say it again. Dope
Dope
I need you more than dope Lanaope. I need you more than dope.
Lana Cody.
I need you more than dope.
I need you more than dope.
Our engineer freaking out, having a heart attack, like truly panicked.
Do what you want.
Now, do what you want.
It's so annoying, the legacy of that song, because it is such a hit.
There is always the Christina version. Yeah because it is such a hit. There's always the Christina version.
Yeah, there is always that version.
The version now.
The version now. I will say at the AMA
Gaga fucking tour.
And R. Kelly was there
as the president. It's a tough one.
But Gaga played President Kelly's
secretary.
President Kelly's secretary.
At the AMA's secretary. Secretary at the AMAs
where like
she's at her desk.
President Kelly's office,
the White House.
Yes, I'll let him know.
Then she gets a call.
Hello, Mr. President.
I want you at my desk
in two minutes
or whatever it was.
And then
she does this whole thing of like,
yes, sir. And then she
starts to like primp and primp and primp.
I remember this.
It was black and white, right? No, she was in a gold
dress and then she goes into the Oval Office
and does a whole dance.
And then the Oval Office set
melts away and she like goes and climbs the top of the piano
and starts screaming,
What do you want with my body?
And then it ended in a ballad, right?
And then it was a ballad version of Do What You Want,
and then it was just news.
It was headlines.
It was very reputation-pre-reputation.
It was newspaper articles that said,
every headline was,
Lady Gaga is fat.
Let these women be nuts nuts I'm telling you
cause then you get this
and you will love it
let them be nuts
you will love it
no I mean
Lady Gaga is fat
she was going through
a very hard time
and I don't mean to laugh
but it is like
it is
that song is so unfortunate
like it is tarnished
because of the R. Kelly thing.
The whole album is really tough for Gaga.
I think she really doesn't remember it.
I think we should believe her when she says she doesn't remember R-Pop.
I don't remember R-Pop.
I don't think she will perform.
It will be decades before she performs a song from that album live.
Did she not do applause?
Didn't do any R-Pop at Chromatica Ball.
Wow.
I guess she didn't.
She really doesn't like
that time in her life,
I don't think.
Whoa, I would say...
I don't mean to make light of that.
I don't mean to laugh at that.
But I mean,
for me,
as a little monster,
as a fan,
I do go like,
I stuck with her in that time
and I have not earned
my stripes or anything.
But like,
that just means to me,
like,
I love this woman
till the day I die.
There's no question
she's our favorite celebrity
Lady Gaga is fat
like all across because I mean
it was a crazy time when like she put on a little
weight and everyone like melted down
that was still the end
well this tabloid era is still ongoing
I mean blah blah blah
but like it was the last time
that like people could
really get away with saying shit like that.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
That was like a moment where it was probably what was being said about her in papers more reputable than we remember.
Yes.
Where it was like so uncool and crazy making.
Your Daily Mail and shit still say that kind of thing.
Okay.
Venus.
We have to just say Venus.
Venus!
Just shout out.
We all remember where we were.
Just have respect.
Venus!
Venus, etc.
Know that we've performed
that live many times.
Yes.
I think a companion piece to our pop is
Prism by Katy Perry
I love Prism by Katy Perry
and anyone who thinks the second half of Prism
doesn't go all the way off is not
listening use your fucking ears
and listen to the second half of Prism
now adult contemporary
was heard on this
album and the bops were
bopping. Did you have a radio station
in Long Island that was
called Cozy
in Colorado it was called Cozy 101
for us it was called like Star
Star 99.9. It was like
adult contemporary. Yes and okay
so maybe you had this one. Iconic Delilah
of course we had Delilah
Delilah
Delilah Of course we had Delilah Delilah Delilah
Wait a minute
I need to write this down
I need to go home
Smoke a fat joint
And listen to old Delilah clips
It's just her
It's literally like
Hi
How are you?
I'm okay Delilah
My husband has been at war
For six years
That's so hard
it must be very lonely
it really is Delilah
and I just want to know
that things will get better
they will I have a good song for you
it's like
I'm already there
take a look around
it's like giving
a low and literally like maybe this is like a show
we should do
just like comforting radio DJs
who are fucked up
and the post apocalypse
like the world is done
and yet these two people are still like
I'm so sorry
Delilah was a legend
period I hope she's well
what's going on tonight she's well. I hope she...
What's going on tonight?
Huh?
She's on TikTok.
She's on TikTok?
She is.
Oh my God.
What?
She's answering people's questions.
She's still on the radio.
I'm already there.
Take a look around.
I said, you better eat.
Talk more about Prism.
One of the greatest songs of all time is birthday oh my god
yes
can I just say I did listen to that on repeat
on my actual birthday
this year?
yes
it's so good
you precious soul
you went off
you seasonalized your You really did.
I mean, your birthday should be a holiday
and you should have
songs at the ready and there should be a playlist
and birthday by Katy Perry should be on it.
Absolutely. Boy, when you're
with me. Wait, I now know my I Don't Think
So Honey and it has to do with Prism. Okay.
I'll give you a taste.
I'm so happy. You know that feeling when you find
out you're I Don't Think on Thanksgiving and you're like so happy
make it like your birthday
every day
I also
you know what song
I didn't like at first
but then ended up being like
oh I guess I do like it
because I kind of have to
Dark Horse
I still am not
so hot on Dark Horse
all these years later
what else was good
this is how we do
yeah
do do do do
this is how we do yeah this is how we do
never forget
legendary lovers
it's a weird album
so cuckoo
it's a cuckoo album
and
tough live performances
of that
but I do love
unconditionally
I have a lot
and this has to do
with my album
so don't get too deep
in there
because I have a lot
to say about it.
And then the big one, Beyonce by Beyonce.
Started it all.
Started it all.
I actually don't think I have, no, this is not true,
but it's up there for me with albums of lore in my life
where I'm like like that changed shit.
Like that was a like a marked change in like the way I felt about her music, like everything.
I was just like so blown away by what the fuck she did.
Yeah.
Every song I fucking love.
Like, I guess for me, if I had to say a standout it's still
jealous jealous I
listen to jealous
every day
all day like it was
really
I'm sorry I hear my sister say I
listen to jealous every day all day
I don't know if that's
true
it's not true I listen to Jealous every day, all day. I don't know if that's true.
It's not true.
But at the time, I listened to it a lot. Oh, I see, I see.
Remember iTunes where you'd have like your top 25 played songs?
And you'd see the count.
Ooh, that's tough.
No, the thousands of times I listened to Jealous,
it was like far and away my number one.
An album I listen to constantly,
but that one song, I don't think I ever just got through it once. I would always have to jealous it was like far and away my number one an album i listen to constantly like
but that one song i don't think i ever just got through it once i would always have to replay it
what is it about that song i think that's the kind of music i hope to make want is like i think you
have made it spiteful like emotional pop the production on that is so good just like that's every Christmas Eve coded oh my gosh that's so
kind of you it's every Christmas
Eve I feel as though
you're not wrong no I'm not I
know I'm not I wouldn't say it I would also say just like
Beyonce occupying that lyrical space
of like how fucking dare you
like how much I love you
I cooked this meal for you naked
where the hell are you at?
Uh-huh.
I wish that you were me.
So you could feel this feeling.
I never broke one promise.
And I know when you're not honest.
Now you got me yelling.
That's because I'm jealous.
When she said, I'm coming for you, but also I'm backing off.
Like that is tough to pull off in a song.
Oh, yeah. You think it's going to be one thing because it is one thing
and then the reveal of the underlying
emotion you know what song
also does this what be careful
Cardi B
it's like don't do this
because why don't do this
I'm vulnerable don't do this I'm vulnerable
I'm getting
a shirt we're making merch that says don't do this I'm vulnerable. Don't do this. I'm vulnerable. I'm getting a shirt.
We're making merch that says,
don't do this.
I'm vulnerable.
This album,
I remember exactly where I was.
Obviously, there was a midnight drop.
You and I were on Facebook Messenger.
I literally remember for some reason
going to iTunes being like,
I wonder,
and seeing the word Beyonce.
And I was like, huh?
And I texted you and I said,
you're not going to fucking believe this.
I remember the message you said. I was like, oh my God I texted you and I said, you're not going to fucking believe this. I remember the message you said.
I was like, oh my God, I can't fucking believe this.
And then you said the words, no, I feel sick.
I feel sick.
I was sick.
Yeah.
I was unwell.
And I remember I didn't sleep that night.
I had to go into work the next day.
Me too.
And none of the other waitresses had slept either.
It was like, what is going on?
That was a musical monoculture moment.
I mean, I just remember watching the video for Yonce,
the video for Partition, the video for Blow,
for Rocket, for all of the, I was just like,
everyone, I was just like, I am a new being.
I am immediately rearranged because
of this album like
I
know what to aspire
to now like
sexually I know
what to aspire to now like
confidence way like that is
like role model aspirational
down flawless
oh my god forget it never by the way this was also That is like role model aspirational down. Flawless. Oh my God.
Forget it.
Like never.
By the way,
this was also the year of the red flannel tucked into jeans shorts.
And if you weren't doing it button to the top,
tucked into jean shorts,
you weren't a pop girly of the time or a gay guy trying to give that.
But it's okay because
we teach girls to shrink themselves.
To make themselves smaller.
Period.
There's more, but ask
Chima Manda about that.
Now, the following songs were number one hits on the
Billboard Hot 100. Anything else to say about Beyonce?
I mean, so much more to say, but like
it is what it is. I mean, like it's the defining album.
The fact that that's an album
of the year lost
is comical
it's ridiculous
it should have been
it should have been
her first album
album of the year win
Blurred Lines
was 12 weeks
at number one
Royals
nine weeks
very impressive
and I did not put
the rest of the weeks
I think that's
truly okay
Locked Out of Heaven
Thrift Shop
Locked Out of Heaven
I gotta say we didn't talk about Unorthodox Jukebox I think that's truly okay. Locked Out of Heaven. Thrift Shop. Locked Out of Heaven.
I gotta say,
we didn't talk about Unorthodox Jukebox.
Saw Bruno Mars on tour
for that album.
He was phenomenal.
Yeah.
Thrift Shop.
Harlem Shake.
Just give me a reason.
Pink representation.
Very much so.
Can't hold us.
More Macklemore.
Roar.
Bless you.
Bless you. Bless you. Bless you. more Malcolm Moore roar bless you bless you
bless you
bless you
leave that in
I want them to know
how much I sneeze
I want them to know
what I go through
I'm crying
leave that in
do not take it out
no one's pushing back
know the truth
and wrecking ball
wrecking ball
fucking rocks
TV I think
at this time
I'm just gonna say
was boring
because the same shit was still dominating.
So blah, blah, blah.
Breaking Bad, Modern Family.
These were all incredible shows,
but we've just talked about them in other episodes.
Notable deaths.
Oh God.
Paul Walker.
There's that.
Lou Reed.
Roger Ebert.
That was tough too.
No. Nelson Mandela. Oh. Lou Reed. Oh. Roger Ebert. That was tough too. No.
Nelson Mandela.
Oh.
James Gandolfini.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh.
We miss you.
We kissed you.
Politically.
We missed you.
We kissed you.
We missed you.
We kissed you.
Politically, here's what happened.
Barack Obama sworn in for his second term.
They say that Art Pop was an Obama era creation.
Do you agree?
Yes.
I think that artists felt the most free during Obama.
God, the Tea Party shut down the government, huh?
Yeah, they really did that.
Obamacare flopped.
Snowden's NSA leaks.
Not great, huh?
No.
Sort of living in a time that was...
Where you know that it started to unravel.
You know?
Yeah, you know.
It started to unravel.
The last and most important thing that happened in the year 2013
was Bowen and I sat down at Vapiano
and I had Bowen join our sketch group, Pop Roulette,
thus changing the course of history.
Really?
Because you were going to move back to Denver.
I was going to move back to Denver with my parents.
I...
Oh, my sister.
Period.
Saved me.
I said, come to Vapiano.
We have to have a conversation.
And we hadn't really like hung out in a while.
No, this was pre-Bestie era.
Pre-Bestie era.
It was still like, oh, Matt.
Yeah, it was just like good friend.
Oh, Matt, I would love to, I hope I see Matt soon.
Yeah, and I was like, girl, it's time to get lunch.
And then we sat down and got lunch.
And little did you know
that there was...
There was a pop roulette proposal.
I said, the group has talked and
they've decided they want you, girl.
They want you to be a part of the group. And do you know why
we asked you to be a part of the group?
Because I left a reality show or
something? No, this was why.
Do you remember when you got on that music app
and sang
Set Fire to Your Manor
to the tune
of Set Fire to the Rain?
Does that still exist?
Explain what that was.
This was an app that
pre-TikTok
like TikTok
was a merger between two apps, right?
Both were Chinese apps or one of them was Chinese
but the other one this is not
that app but it was
a genre of app where you
could sing karaoke songs and record
yourself singing
it was not musically but it was like whatever
it was called something else before musically I think
it wasn't that
no but back at no but back at no but
it's the right thread you're spiritually right, no, but Beckett, no, but Beckett, no, but Beckett. It wasn't that. Beckett, no, but Beckett. It's the right thread.
You're spiritually right.
No, no, no, but.
Spiritual, like the Katy Perry prism song.
Okay, well, musically was what TikTok was, right?
Yeah.
But you could like film yourself,
like you could record yourself
and film yourself singing karaoke songs.
And I did a series where I would pitch up my voice
and I played this character as myself.
I was like, hey, I was like, hey,
it's Bowen.
And like, I'm here to sing my cover
of this is this.
And like sometimes I would
for some reason set fire to
your manner was me being like
a rich
guy broke up with me and I
went to go burn his house down.
But it was a whole manner.. It was a manor.
Where did I get manor from?
I don't know. It's because you're very creative.
And it was that creativity
and performance capability
that earned the
eyes of Pop Roulette.
And I said, let me sit down with him because I know him the best
and we'll get him to join the sketch group because I heard this
nasty rumor that you were going to
leave town and flee
and go back to something like Denver, Colorado,
like you were Renee Rapp or something.
Like I was Renee Rapp.
She has a whole song about it.
This fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up.
Think you've seen it all?
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
For friends like that. Who needs enemies?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Cheers to being Germanic.
With the Real Housewives of Potomac.
Oh my gosh, can I take this in?
It's gonna be amazing.
New York City.
Everyone is a gossip.
No one gets a happier life.
Salt Lake City.
We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion.
And below deck sailing out.
You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset.
Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
We talk about guilt, shame, body image,
and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer,
and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble.
I encourage delusional dreamers.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer.
I just had such an anger.
I was just so mad at life.
Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine.
I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you
asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break
that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel.
I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez,
will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian, Elian. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian. Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
as part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
How was your 2013 personally?
Oh my God, like,
so working in a restaurant,
pilled.
Like, I would work,
I was working at Ulysses
in the financial district just like
waiting on everyone who ran our banks and was so drunk during the day like they would come and they
would get wasted and then they would return to running our banks i will never forget how i saw
some of those men speak to the girls that i worked with oh god i made fine money there i mean like it
was i remember thinking at the time, like I have
to keep this job because I won't make money elsewhere.
Like, can I say to all
servers out there?
If you are at a restaurant that
you don't like working at, there's a million
other ones. I don't know about that. Do not
live day to day in a situation.
You shouldn't
be in a situation for even
10 minutes where you're not happy.
In the words of Kim.
In the words of Kim Cattrall.
I was making a bit,
I don't know about there being a million restaurants.
No,
there are a million.
I just,
I remember I stayed like,
it's a nice place,
like whatever.
But like,
I remember management changed again.
This was like over 10 years ago now.
So like,
it's like,
everyone's different.
But like that thing happened where it was like,
yeah,
like a good fun job.
And then management changed and like things thing happened where I was like, you had like a good fun job and then management changed
and like things changed.
And, you know, we started like to do other things.
And I was just like, it was really wearing on me
how disgusting the guys were that would come in.
Yeah.
And of course I left because it was just getting
so like corporate-y all around me.
And I was just like this is gross
and I wasn't making good enough money
and just like the financial district is not where
the cream of the crop is
will Fidei return you think?
Fidei has the potential
I don't dislike Fidei you know what I mean like
I used to go there and I liked it like I
loved you know the cobblestone
streets and I liked a lot of the restaurants
down there like by the way there's a I don't know if it's still there, but there was a pizza place called Adrian's next door that was so slay.
And I did have a lot of good memories working there.
You would come visit me.
I worked with a lot of really cool girls there.
I recently went back, and some people were still working there, which was so great to see them.
But I remember I would work Monday nights from 7 p.m. to 4 a.m.
Oh, yes.
And there would be no one there, but we pulled the tip.
So I'd make all this like hourly money from working from 7 a.m. to 4 a.m. on a Monday night.
Yeah, yeah.
Till literally four.
I can't believe.
Yeah.
There were. Oh, but this was Brooklyn Crab Days. Never mind. I'm getting
ahead of myself. The Brooklyn Crab Days
would come soon after. But the Brooklyn Crab Days,
and we've talked about it on this pod before, but there
were a couple nights where you would be over-served
at Brooklyn Crab at your job because you'd stick around
after work and you would call me drunk and be
like, Bowen, get me an Uber now.
Because I didn't have Uber on my phone.
I don't know why. I think it was just
I don't know. And I would do it for
you. And that's how much I love you.
That was back in the day when Bowen
well, you wouldn't, but Sudi would make my
PDFs and you would call my Ubers.
Sudi would make your PDFs because you were
convinced that you could not make them on your computer
on your Mac computer because there was
a virus.
Because there was a virus. Because there was a virus.
I was convinced. I was convinced and
I don't know. I still to this day think something
was going on there.
I just mean, I hope one day that we
all go to Fidei again for a fun party.
Like China Chalet was kind of a nice moment.
Did you ever go to China Chalet?
No, I don't think I ever went to China Chalet.
We could go down to Fide Dai and have a party whenever we want
it's just like the type of character
you might run into down there
is like
usually tough
I'm going to call it very mask bridge and tunnel
I'm telling you like
these guys from like the banks would come in
when they're like khaki pants with their big old butts
and they would like
be so nasty I saw like talk. I just,
I saw so many of my colleagues be called like the C word. Oh God. Like our friend, I won't say who,
who I got a job there. Yeah. Yeah. Like had this horrible experience where she told a customer
that we, we didn't sell cigarettes cause he was wasted. It came up like, you guys sell cigarettes?
And she's like, we don't have cigarettes.
They have it at the gazebo around the corner.
And he called her the C word in such a vicious, violent way that I was just like, it wasn't long after that that I left.
I was like, I don't even want to be fucking around this.
It's so gross.
And those guys feel so entitled because they make the money that they make.
And it's just, I don't know. and those guys feel so entitled because they make the money that they make and like you know
it's just I don't know I hate
these guys living the fucking high life down there
and treating people like that
I hope all of them
suffer
well
time for I don't think so honey
I don't think so honey
this is where we take one minute to go off on something
in culture
let's see oh I do have something think so, honey. This is I Don't Think So Honey. This is where we take one minute to go off on something in culture.
Let's see.
Oh, I do have something. I have something. Let's go with you. Okay, let's
go with me. And we both previewed our
I Don't Think So Honey. This is Matt Rogers
I Don't Think So Honey's Time Starts Now. I Don't Think
So Honey. Anyone taking an issue with the
pronunciation in the song Unconditionally
by Katy Perry. Stop with your
unconditionally. First of all, it is a gorgeous song it is a gorgeous ballad coming for me and i feel like a lot of
people can't get over the pronunciation get over it she had to say it like that so it would work
in meter okay what would you rather not have the song it's one of the greatest songs of the 21st
century oh no who could forget her performances of the song live all problematic all problematic in nature i swear to god i heard her say with an
asian accent the word unconditionally no no i'm kidding she never did that she only ever did
everything above board katie perry um 15 seconds she's one of the great artists of our time
unconditionally is a ballad that I will have
playing at my wedding on repeat.
Don't worry, everyone. I'm not getting
married. No, I'll probably get married.
I don't think I'll have kids, though.
But when I do get married, just know I will love
them unconditionally. And that's
one minute.
She should have done it
like this. Go ahead. Show us.
Unconditional
No
You looked and sounded stupid
Unconditional
There's nothing wrong with
Unconditionally
Unconditionally
I know it sounds bad
It is bad
But that's how the words sound
Unconditionally.
There's nothing wrong
with that. There's nothing wrong with that.
And guess what?
If there is something a little bit fucked
up about it, that's what makes it memorable
and pop. That's what makes Katy
Perry pop in the top
10 of the iconic 400.
We did not agree on
that, but I guess it's etched in stone.
She might be top 10.
That's crazy.
The iconic 400 is coming.
Number 400?
No!
Oh, we can't say.
I don't think we've said who 400 is yet.
Yeah, I don't think we've said it.
No, the name that we're going to say
is so shocking.
As number 400 is so shocking
and it will set the tone for an amazing list.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
This upcoming is,
and I think I see him formulating an idea right now.
Sort of.
Okay, this is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey.
Are you ready?
Yes.
His time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Posting lyrics on a story,
posting lyrics to be like,
oh, it is lacking an extremely important component,
which is the music,
which is the production.
If it's hip hop,
you need the track underneath it for it to make sense.
I don't think we should encourage this. I don't want
to participate in it personally. If you're doing
it, no problem, but it's always
tough. Either way you slice it. If you're
doing it to be like, look at how genius this is, it's
always tough to be like, oh yeah, I guess so.
If you're doing it to be like, look how stupid it is, it's like, well,
that's not fair. So I
think until we
find a way to like package a song snippet that we like in a way that is digestible to a social media feed, then great.
I also don't care about what seems digestible to a social media feed.
Let's all wean off.
Five seconds.
I'm going to be the first person to say social media is bad.
That's one minute.
That's one minute.
First of all, do you know how stupid like any Beatles song would look if you just posted the lyrics like and put them out there and like you'd laugh them out.
You'd be like, she loves you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wouldn't.
You'd be like, LOL.
These are the greatest pop song writers of all time.
Actually, yes, that was true.
Yes. it's so stupid too to be like oh let me like screen grab these lyrics just so i can say like
what how bad this artist is on the whole or like how overrated she is it's just like
there's someone cool like shut the fuck up i don't know like i don't have like an intelligent
thought about this i'm just like okay yeah gotcha those words put together like look stupid isolated and like you said without context
like cool
it's a song
I don't know
I've just seen I've seen like a lot of like
people who just are
hell bent on
every single time Taylor Swift does anything
like finding a way to
sort of prove that
all the success and impact she has is like a fluke or like that it's unearned or something.
And it's like,
they just bend over backwards to try to make that point.
And it's always so sweaty.
It's like,
okay,
so did you like,
you,
you didn't just casually find this.
You went out of your way right in this quote-unquote
dense densely lyrical thing to find these embarrassing quote-unquote cringe lyrics and
post them and like to prove what point that you're better than everyone okay and they might be
they might be they might be, this has been an amazing episode
of Lost Culture East.
Tortured.
Tortured podcast department.
What did we say?
Title of ep.
Title of ep was,
there was one
in their summer.
Well, I guess now
we have to make a tactical decision.
Do we call it
the tortured podcast department
and get million streams?
Or do we call it something else?
No, we had something else.
But we'll...
Well, the numbers are down.
We'll listen back to it.
Oh, no, stop.
We're not doing this.
Numbers are down for Lost Culture.
We're not doing this.
Oh, yeah.
We just want a Webby.
Oh, yeah.
Let's not...
Well, hopefully the Webby
picks us up, but...
Yeah.
Let me say something.
If you didn't tune in last week,
we saw that.
We felt that.
Oh, stop.
I'm not looking at the numbers.
You are. I'm a metrics queen i know
and i'm glad all i know is our most polarizing episode ever uh-oh was a huge hit so maybe we
should start fucking burning it down okay come in here no fucks to give no life to live
no fucks to give no life to. What was our most successful episode?
Oh, oh, oh.
Our most successful
episode of all time
is Great Americans
with Tina.
But what,
one episode that like
crushed
was One and a Half Buck.
Oh, sure, sure, sure.
Which was our
Eternal Sunshine
review and recap,
which had the girls
twisting,
turning,
tossing,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And titillating.
I mean, all I'll say is I continue to stand by what I've said.
One of my favorite albums of the year.
I love every word.
Love the artist.
Love the artist.
And love all the girls out there who have something to say.
You are!
And to you, I'd have to say is all you Sarahs and Hannahs.
But daddy, I love him. If you want to know how I feel about y'all and the way you feel about one Hannahs. But daddy, I love him.
If you want to know how I feel about y'all
and the way you feel about one and a half episode,
just listen to go stream.
But daddy, I love him.
We end every episode with a song.
Everyone stop.
Go stream Tortured Poets.
Bye.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty
and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode
is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob
Gronkowski. And we are super excited to
tell you about our new show,
Dudes on Dudes.
We're spilling all the behind-scenes
stories, crazy details, and
honestly, just having a blast talking
football. Every week, we're discussing
our favorite players of all times,
from legends to our buddies to current stars.
We're finally answering the age-old question,
what kind of dudes are these dudes?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
On Thanksgiving Day 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of
Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died trying to
get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.