Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Throw Up Ya Hands" (w/ Taylor Tomlinson)
Episode Date: May 15, 2024The sisters are joined by the very special Taylor Tomlinson in this joyous episode! The discourse includes Hugh Jackman's sweaty glove, being a pro at reading a teleprompter, the culture of Romeo &...; Juliet, doing clean stand up on the church circuit, creating new stars, emails from Baz Luhrmann, co-opting the language of generation Z, and three IDTSH's you'll never forget! Get into it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Look, man.
Oh, I see.
Wow.
Bowen, look over there.
Wow, is that culture?
Yes.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Las Culturistas.
Ding dong. Las Culturistas. Ding dong.
Las Culturistas calling.
So the vibes are very summer today
as New York has turned a corner
and become hot.
And I'm going to say it.
I'm going to already complain.
A little uncomfortable.
I think once the seal is broken,
that is when you really
get it out of your system.
And I think you're going to sort of
like fold into it
for the rest of the season. Yeah, I know. I've just had my first summer sweat. And I think you're going to sort of like fold into it for the rest of the season.
Yeah, I know.
I've just had my first summer sweat.
And I'm like, no.
Because it's like you idealize New York so much
because now I live in LA,
as we all have heard me talk about.
This LA-New York conversation is ongoing culturally.
Especially Rural Culture number 92.
This LA-New York conversation is ongoing culturally.
And you sort of-
What have you learned recently?
What I've learned recently is that humidity still exists.
I mean, you know, it doesn't go away just because you idealize New York.
And that's New York and not LA.
And that's New York, baby.
There's no humidity in LA.
They probably should go over there because the hurricanes have come here.
Yes.
Like a lot of culture earthquakes happening.
Hurricanes.
I feel like cypress trees, they got to be drinking up a lot of water. Earthquakes. Hurricanes. I feel like cypress trees,
they gotta be drinking up a lot of water.
And the palm is good without.
But the cypress, which is my favorite
thing about LA. The cypress trees?
I don't care too much about the terrain.
I agree with Chloe Sevigny.
The water's too hard.
It is very harsh. As soon as you're done with the
shower, you see it sort of like
caking at the corner. Yeah.
And I go, I don't like that mildew.
I don't like that calcium around me.
When Chloe Sevigny dragged LA, I was like, she's right.
Yeah.
It sucks.
I'm out of here.
And then I came here and I'm seconds into being in New York again.
And I'm like, it's human.
I'm between two California legends.
California legends indeed.
So get this.
Our guest today
hosts a late night program
and it films
right next door to my house,
which was convenient for me
when I got booked
on the show
what every actor dreams of.
What every actor dreams of.
That's your real coach number 50.
What every actor dreams of
is to be booked on the show.
On the show.
And I went there
and I was just like,
this is the life.
You host your fun-ass
late night show.
Next to Matt Rogers' apartment.
Right next to my apartment
where the party is.
Really smack dab
Do you feel like Betty Davis
when you go in?
I was rude to everyone.
I was a total bitch coming in.
No, I was a sweetheart.
New Faye Dunaway clip
is kind of making the rounds
where she has to pick up a line.
She goes,
I'll pick it up.
And they're like, yeah.
Okay, yeah, Faye.
And then she goes into the line again.
You know, the thing about being an actress, can you actually move?
You're in my eye line.
She started to give.
Devastating.
She started to give capital F Faye.
Capital F Faye.
Honestly, not since Faye have we seen a true legend.
A true legend.
But now Hollywood has sort of, you know, I would tell everyone to brace themselves because there's someone on the
Paramount lot who's coming. Who's coming.
She's here with us. She's
here. She's arrived. She's coming.
Last night, I watched Have It All.
So good. Netflix stand-up special.
Have you seen
Look at You? Yes.
I saw that OG-ly. OG-ly.
We call that when you see
it OG-ly, it's mean when you watch it when it comes out.
When you see it, when you watch it when it comes out.
You know, I think our guest has early Taylor Swift cadence of releases.
Every two years, you know, like, oh, okay, it's time for the special.
So you think soon she's going to be like way oversaturated, world tour heiress, Taylor Tomlinson, the other Taylor.
The other Taylor.
Working title of ep.
We'll definitely get better than that.
We'll definitely get better.
To have one already is great.
This person would never tell anyone to get out of her island because she's really good on prompter.
Really good on prompter.
Oh, you've seen this firsthand.
I have seen it in action.
And when someone is good on prompter, your shoulders drop.
Because you think I'm safe.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a skill because guess who's not good on prompter?
That's a lie, you idiot.
Good on cue cards, not on prompter. Excuse's a lie you idiot. Good on cue cards, not
on prompter. Excuse me, what is the goddamn
difference? Cue cards?
Harder. No.
Cue cards can be in
any situation. If you put a prompter, if you put
a monitor with words on it,
spatially, the footprint is such that it
can't fit everywhere you want it to
on a set, right? On the stage.
And so therefore, also,
we have monitors that are not wired
that go out, that black out at any given moment.
Technology can be a huge betrayer of a live performer.
Yes!
It's actually really culture number 40.
Technology can be a huge betrayer of a live performer.
So cue cards.
And also, they've been recently unionized,
which we celebrate. Love that. And maybe we'll change the culture at After Midnight because maybe they'll So cue cards. And also, they've been recently unionized, which we celebrate.
Love that.
And maybe we'll change the culture
at After Midnight
because maybe they'll bring cue cards in.
Well, I think our guest
is very comfortable on the prompter,
so I don't want to like perturb it.
It's not about her comfort.
It's about getting union men jobs.
Okay?
Okay.
I have to be strong.
Our guest is one of the greats.
She's one of the greats.
And I remember I told her this
when I did her show.
Like, when I saw her at JFL in 2019, she was one of the greats and I remember I told her this when I did her show like when I saw her
at JFL in 2019 she was one
of Variety's new faces alongside Joel
Kim and Jaboukie a bunch of our friends it was a memorable
night at Southern Mama I was
like my surprise
that she has leveled up in such a way and become
this like comedian's comedian I went to
my coffee shop today and told the girl that worked there
she was on the show and she collapsed she watches
her stand-up specials every night before bed.
Just one of the greats.
My shock registers at zero that she's so successful and just one of the best.
I'm so happy she's here.
So happy she's here.
Everyone, welcome.
Taylor Tomlinson!
Hi!
Oh my God, I have so much to say.
That's good on a podcast.
First off, equally surprised you feel that way about cue cards.
The fact that you can read handwriting better than.
They put our guys through a class.
Oh,
okay.
Where it's like,
you got to make sure the A has a peak and you got to make sure,
you know,
the cue looks,
doesn't look too funky.
Like the letters have to be glyphic.
And I hear you on the blacking out with the prompter,
but like if the person holding the cue cards is going through something,
like there's, there's the same, there's the prompter, but like if the person holding the cue cards is going through something, like there's the same,
there's the same room
for error,
I think,
in a different way.
I was so surprised
everybody was so impressed
I could read teleprompter,
like to a point where I'm like,
is everybody making fun of me?
Did you guys think
I can't read?
Truly,
that's what I was like,
when we came,
they told me for the screen test,
they were like,
you need to practice.
They were like, we're rooting for you to get this job, practice. So I was like when we came. They told me for the screen test, they were like, you need to practice. They were like, we're rooting for you to get this job.
Practice.
So I was on TikTok watching local news anchors do teleprompter tests.
And those are the real legends.
And those are the real legends.
And they were so fast.
And of course, none of them are funny.
It's like five car pile up on the freeway today.
And I was practicing alone in my room like a crazy person.
Yeah, good.
And then I got in.
I was like, this is so much easier.
They're going with my, the speed of my speaking yeah and truly three months in people are still like
you are so good on prompter i'm like you know i do stand up for memory i memorize my jokes everyone
yes but people are just more impressed when you're on television yeah than they are by live performance
for some reason that's interesting but don't you feel like it's the same lobe in your brain
that is good at filing away
what you're going to say next on stage
without a prompter
and what you say on set?
I actually think no.
I think they're different.
Which, actually,
your show is so perfect
because you get the props for both.
You're like,
I'm reading and I'm doing something live.
Uh-huh.
I mean, sure.
Good for you.
It's very this coded.
It is.
It's very this coded.
But for visual medium,
I'm patting my head
and rubbing my tummy.
Which you're doing so well
with a prom.
It's not bad.
I'm telling you right now,
I'm not doing it badly.
Could read a prompter.
It's pretty good.
And I bet I could do a prompter
while I do it.
Yeah.
No hesitation.
No hesitation.
No, 100%.
I already fucked up
our first interaction
in years, Taylor,
where we saw each other
in the lobby.
I was like,
it's so nice to meet you.
I've been a fan and I remember that the JFL set and you did it so
classily. You were like, we did meet that one time at JFL. Joel Kim Booster introduced us.
No, and I shouldn't have even said it. No, I should have pretended because it was so brief
the way we met. We met on the street. Joel Kim Booster and I said hi to each other and
like introduced us so quickly. And I shouldn't have even said anything. I should have said nice
to meet you too.
I wish there were cameras around for that moment
because that was-
That's why you need a reality show.
That's why you need a reality show.
Everyone does.
You and your siblings would make a great reality show
with your dad.
Like that would be a great show.
We don't speak to our dad, but yeah.
But yes, the four of us are very funny and great.
Sure.
Well, that's the premise.
Get cameras on it.
Wait, there's conflict there.
Yeah, exactly.
Let's move in.
There you go.
Hold on, zoom. But your dad's such premise. Get cameras on it. There's conflict there. Yeah. Let's move in. There you go. Hold on.
Zoom.
But your dad's such great fodder for the show, though.
For your sets.
Yeah.
We don't have to talk about it.
Well, I think everybody's parents are great fodder for their set.
I mean, everybody doing stand-up, you talk about your family.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Totally.
Is it that Flannery O'Connor quote where she said anyone with a childhood has enough material for the rest of their life.
Sounds like Flannery.
And then it becomes a terrifying story
about a woman.
I think Flannery O'Connor wrote Baby Reindeer.
Wow.
Baby Reindeer was a very Flannery O'Connor story.
That's why it's so good.
That's why it's catching on.
Netflix.
There's a huge Netflix room today.
Wait a minute.
You just lit up something in me. Flannery O'Connor really fucked me up in college. Netflix there's a huge Netflix room today wait a minute I've you just like
lit up something in me
Flannery O'Connor
really fucked me up
in college
and I haven't gotten
the chance to talk
about that woman
have you
okay there's a ghost
tour in Savannah
where you go
you go to a house
and you're like
you really did hit
the hippocampus
you really did
you actually plowed
his hippocampus
just now
and this is great
because Savannah
I'm going there on tour in the fall.
It's not announced yet, but we are doing that.
And it's the one city I haven't performed in that I've always wanted to go to.
It's such a great city.
We performed there like years ago with our sketch group.
And it was like, the vibes are like, oh, take back everything I've said.
They are not the same.
Keep it in.
Keep it in.
Keep me honest.
Equally haunted.
Equally haunted.
And St. Augustine, Florida.
You ever been there?
No.
Go there,
drink from the,
what is it?
The Fountain of Youth.
Oh,
that's where it is?
And go see a haunted house.
You won't be sorry.
You'll feel a little sick
from the water
and you'll feel a little disturbed
from the ghost.
The Fountain of Youth.
Now,
was that like a conquistador
in like the 1300s
being like,
we found it
and it's just like a hot spring?
Very much so.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, it doesn't actually keep you young.
I've aged.
I mean, you do look great.
Thank you so much.
I absolutely lathered on moisturizer because I have a thing about New York is you drink so much here.
Yeah.
You drink so much.
No, hon.
You drink alcohol all the time because you're always like out and fun and doing things in New York and then you go to LA and you're like
I'm putting on a face mask
I'm getting a facial I'm drinking only water
tonight if I have a diet coke that's
fucking crazy
you know what I mean
I got drunk for the first time last September in New York
for the first time ever
walk us through it
I sold out Radio City twice
and my ex-fiance came to a show
and I was like, I've earned this.
I can get drunk now.
And so we went to
is it Marie's Crisis or Crises?
Which is it? Whatever you want.
Depending on whatever you
say right now, that's what it is going forward.
So just choose wisely.
So that's where I got drunk and it was perfect.
Really good. Yeah, it was so nice. So there's just a video of me drunkenly singing Les Mis. Oh, perfect. So that's where I got drunk and it was perfect. Really good. Yeah, it was so nice.
So there's just a video of me drunkenly singing Les Mis.
Oh, perfect.
So you did the whole thing at Marie's Crisis?
Yes, did the whole thing.
Yeah.
Where I just got drunk and was like Venmoing people.
Yeah.
And to find out that that's who you are as a drunk person,
like fun ass and sings Les Mis.
It was really nice.
What's your Les Mis track?
One Day More.
That's just what they were playing.
That's what they were playing.
I didn't like request it, but I was glad they played it. So you sang every part basically. Yes. You were the fin Mis track? One Day More. That's just what they were playing. That's what they were playing. I didn't like request it,
but I was glad they played it.
So you sang every part,
basically.
Yes.
You were the Finardier.
I know it.
You were John.
You know it.
Yeah.
Oh,
speaking of Les Mis,
do you still have the Hugh Jackman glove?
I gave it to my manager as a gift.
Oh,
that's great.
Yeah.
So I like framed it
and I also got a Sutton Foster glove.
So I framed both of them
and I gave it to her at the taping
for Have It All. Yeah. Oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. So you leave out the Sutton Foster glove. So I framed both of them and I gave it to her at the taping for Have It All.
Yeah.
Oh, that's amazing.
That's amazing.
So you leave out the Sutton Foster part of the story because it's not going to play in, let's say.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not as universal.
Sutton doesn't play in Savannah.
She plays all the time in New York.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm going to take this show to Australia, London.
It'll work there.
It may not be as familiar.
I love Sutton Foster.
We love Sutton Foster.
Love Sutton Foster.
I mean, does it all. Does Sutton Foster I mean does it all
does it all
and by does it all
I mean
I don't think there's a role
on Broadway
she hasn't played
oh
I'm not dragging her
yeah
I'm saying she opens
a lot of shows
she opens a lot of shows
it's like her
and like a few other people
that like
you know if they're in a show
like people are gonna go see it
and that's why I'm just like
let's get more of
let's get that
let's develop more stars
let's make the night
and I'm so happy that we got to talk about this because that's what we'm just like let's get more of let's get that let's develop more stars let's make them and I'm so happy
that we got to talk about this because that's what we're
doing over at CBS we
Viacom that's what we're doing over at CBS
my gods we're creating new stars
I'm actually surprised to hear
that you screen tested for it I would have thought they developed this
around you right no no no oh no I mean
this show is it's a reimagining
of at midnight so like this
is not you know it's it's different than
you didn't go in there and pitch at midnight and they were like you know this is something hun no
no absolutely not i mean they they hired joe firestone before they hired me like i think
they screen tested a few people and so that was interesting to do all this press before the show
came out before i was even hosting the show and they're asking me about it and they're like, so your show. And I'm like, not my show. Like, interesting. In a good way. I love that about it.
I'm like, I am an employee, like I'm part of a team and it's why I wanted to do it because
stand up such a solo sport, you know? And I was like, oh, I would love to come home and like work
with a group of people that I really like, which I do. And, you know, it would take something like
that to get me off the road in a significant way.
But yeah, I really
I was very uncomfortable doing press because
I was having a hard time going like
yep, this is the Taylor Tomlinson
hour. It's like it's really not at all.
I have a very specific job, which
is like make three other people look
good every night. Like if
I'm funny, it's like a bonus. Well, it
usually happens. It feels really
good when you got to go do the show because
it feels so great when you get there because
the writers are all great. I mean, for people out there
that don't know, Sam Tiger writes for the show.
Joe Firestone is the head writer.
Michelle Davis. She's amazing.
We met because we did Survivor.
We did a quarantine version
of Survivor together virtually.
What? We were both in the same.
We didn't know each other.
I didn't even know she was a comedy writer.
She's great.
But we were just both in the same online virtual Survivor, which was all on Slack.
And I remember they voted her out too early because she was a personality threat.
Her personality was too good.
A personality threat.
Meanwhile, I made it a really long way
because they were like,
he ain't winning.
You can keep her around.
No one wants him to win.
But that's the truth.
You're not threatening enough.
No.
In the personality.
Yeah.
Now,
do you wish you were sitting down
on the show?
Dancer.
It's yes.
Honestly,
I'm surprised
at how
I have to wear heels
almost every episode
like we've kind of
I have gotten
my stylist Tara
who is amazing
she was putting me
in the highest platforms
you'd ever seen
and you know
everyone else in the show
is like
you know you don't have to wear
you're behind the podium
for most of it
I thought I'd be behind
the podium the whole show
but one of
I think the network notes
was like we want one
one act to be out
in front of the podiums.
Yeah.
We want to see them shoes.
We want to see the shoes.
We,
we just changed it
where I was starting
the show
standing out in front
introducing everybody
and we just changed it.
Now I introduce people
from behind the podium
and it's so safe back there.
Yeah,
because you can hold both things.
You can hold both things.
Yeah.
No,
I've never,
I don't think I've ever,
I never thought I was going to be sitting down.
So it wasn't like I showed up and was like, what?
Right.
You know.
But can I...
And I'm sure you've been told this many times.
What I love about you is that you...
Can wear a teleprompter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, first of all, this is worth discussing.
Because I think you are one of our great pacers.
You are such a good pacer on stage in your standup.
Oh, that's nice.
And the spotlight really,
you really give the person behind the spotlight,
like you give them their paycheck
because they are just following you.
You're moving.
And what I love about it is words per minute,
but it's all hitting.
It's all hitting.
You can just tell you are out.
You perform a ton, right?
Yeah.
I was reading that you,
you were one of the highest
grossing comedians and like i said it was like 130 shows in a year that is wild yeah it was a lot
yeah it was a lot because we just kept adding which was you know because you love being out
there or because you're just like are you someone that like likes your schedule to be full i think
both i think i like being out there and there's like once you start selling tickets you just
didn't sell tickets
for so long
that everyone's kind of going like,
you better,
what's the phrase?
Make hay while the sun shines?
I probably said it wrong.
Flannery O'Connor.
I think Flannery said that.
I'll text her.
Me not knowing
if she's dead or alive.
Fully dead.
Fully dead.
I learned today.
I don't know who that is.
She wrote Great Gatsby, right?
She wrote Great Gatsby. I love her. Love her in Great Gatsby. Love that queen. We. She wrote Great Gatsby, right? She wrote Great Gatsby.
I love her in Great Gatsby.
Wrote herself into Great Gatsby, actually.
She was like Stephanie Meyer in Twilight.
She did a little cameo.
Make hay, make hay.
You know, you do feel like, and also
during COVID, I thought
I was one of the people. It's done.
I was like, it's over.
There was a studio in LA that had built a stage
that was a wall of Zoom screens.
Yeah.
Yes.
Like 15 feet high.
And it felt so Black Mirror.
It was crazy.
But we did it and we were like,
I think this is the future.
I think this is no one's ever going
to anything live ever again.
And then I think once everybody got vaccinated,
it was actually the total opposite where everybody wanted to go out and wanted to be seeing live events and
experiencing life. That's pretty cool. Yeah. And I bring up the pacing because you are stationary,
standing up in your heels behind a podium. But you do you have a handhold with the podium?
Yeah. Whereas I'm leaning on it. You're leaning hard emotionally and physically.
That's what it's there for. It's literally what it's there for.
Podiums are there to be leaned on.
It's actually real culture.
Number six.
Podiums are there to be leaned on.
It just is.
You're doing the right thing.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Did you have fun on the show for real?
I had a blast.
And I,
as I was leaving,
it was that thing of like everyone being like,
that was so fun.
That was so fun.
I want to do it again.
Dot,
dot,
dot.
And because you feel what you were saying is like,
I guess that is like
the consummate host thing to do.
It's like, right,
you get there
and your job is to have
everyone around you shine
and you get there
and you immediately feel like
there are so many jokes
that are like,
like there for you
and they're listening to you
about what you want to say too.
And you get paired with a writer
and I had Sam
and we know each other
and there was also so much of him
in the humor too which I loved and I was like
I was just it was a really
good vibe and you should be
really proud of that again I have
literally nothing to do with anything
like I can't take credit for anything
about this show like I did
not hire anybody I'm one of the people
they hired and I'm so glad they did
because everyone they hired is fucking lovely like there's not one person when I go into work. I'm one of the people they hired and I'm so glad they did because everyone they hired is fucking lovely. Like there's not one person when I go into work that I'm like,
I hope I don't run into so-and-so. Like everybody's so great. The writer's room is so talented. Like
it is both harder and easier than I thought the job was going to be. But I mean, again,
people being impressed I can read. I'm like, I usually have to write my own shit. Right. Like, there's nine people writing me great jokes every day.
Yeah.
Like, this is the dream.
This is fantastic.
But aren't you, like, sort of reassured that, like, you can succeed in both of those, like, parameters, though?
Like, I can nail my own stuff and I can be the delivery system for someone else's thing.
Right.
Like, that's hard.
Well, yeah, to keep all the plates spinning, right?
Yeah.
In case this one shatters.
Right.
Showbiz.
There's a whole other plate.
Then you're like, well, I know you don't buy tickets to see me do stand-up anymore.
Did you know I could read?
Yeah.
I can actually read quite well.
I do it almost every night.
Cold read every morning in that meeting.
Cold is hard.
Hard is part of that job.
Mispronouncing words in the writer's room.
Cold read first off where i'm like this is
humiliating yeah yeah and also i would imagine you're pretty like literate with pop culture
and stuff but like when there's a reference that you don't get like such as flannery o'connor like
people could just be talking about her right in front of you and you don't even know who she is
right like for example like that could happen like often pretty often but i feel like you are on your
reference i don't know not always there's sometimes i pretend and then we get to rehearsal often, pretty often. But I feel like you are on your reference.
I don't know.
Not always.
There's sometimes I pretend and then we get to rehearsal
and I go, Jack, can you explain this joke to me?
And then the whole control room's like,
we don't really know either.
Or like Joe has to explain it to us.
And like Joe Firestone's like,
I think it's just dumb.
And I'm like, okay, I just wanted to make sure.
It was just dumb.
It might just be dumb.
It's just dumb.
And I'm like, okay, good.
I was embarrassed to ask in front of 30 people this morning dumb and I'm like okay good I was embarrassed to ask
in front of 30 people
this morning
but I'm glad we talked about it
that's great
and there's also times
where they write a really funny joke
and I'm like
I just have never said that before
like I've never said
like read you to filth
like I've never said that
yeah totally
you know where I'm like
read you to filth
yeah I'm like
I just can't sell this
of course
you know
I mean there's a lot of gay energy there
because I remember
like speaking of like you wearing shoes and like looking amazing I just can't sell this. Of course. I mean, there's a lot of gay energy there because I remember like,
speaking of like you wearing shoes
and like looking amazing,
I actually did this gay thing to you.
What did you do?
Do you remember?
She remembers.
You never do a gay thing.
I'm mortified.
I think about it every night
before I go to sleep.
I loved it.
I went.
Finger wrap.
I shook my finger.
And you also did this.
I was like.
You went up and down.
Yes.
Because honestly, you had earned it. But also did this I was like you went up and down yes because honestly
you had earned it
but right afterwards
I was just like
did I just like
be so gay at her
but I was
that's actually good
because I actually am that gay
and I meant this
when I did it
yeah
I meant it
it didn't feel empty
it was motivated
and it was positive
you're not an empty gesticulator
in fact
the girl today
at the coffee shop who collapsed when I said that you were coming on the show
Literally goes. Oh, I watch her show every night her suits
She watches the show and she watches your stand-up she's a huge fan
My favorite part of your episode is there was one point where I think James Davis buzzed in before you and you went
No!
Yeah, that's really my energy, though.
I don't like it.
I've done a lot of game shows, even though this one's like fake and, you know, like you're playing.
You've been on both sides of that game show paradigm, too.
I've done a lot in that space, weirdly enough.
Not because I'm like passionate about the form.
It's just I say yes to shit.
Yeah.
So there was a moment on Celebrity Jeopardy where I screamed no when someone else got a thing.
Because it was like, I think it was literally like a gay question for me.
And I was like, I felt it was like a Beyonce question.
And I was like, I felt it was completely unfair that someone else should be able to answer.
I was like, no, this is my category.
It was like, it just didn't feel right.
And so I made it known audibly.
And you're like, this is TV. Let's run's run it we don't have to pretend this we're really
playing i mean i got to be on the show with caroline ray that's yeah well come on yeah
you guys are really connecting i felt like definitely connect i mean all three of you
played really well together james was great too i don't think you'd ever met anybody like nobody
had met each other caroline I had had like an online
like fest
one time
because she is
Henry Kupersky
my ex
my musical director
that's like his LA mom
so I know her a little bit
and she does give that energy
but also just like
one of the comics too
which is fun
she was so good
and Hilda
and Hilda
come on
were you a Sabrina fan?
I couldn't.
Religious household.
Yeah.
Religious household.
No witches.
No witches.
No cable?
I think we had cable, but it was like, I don't think we could watch like anything on Nickelodeon.
Okay.
Like they were like, cat is too mean to dog.
Like it was like Angelica's too mean to the babies.
Like it was.
Yeah.
Cat is too mean to dog.
Yeah.
Angelica's behaviors were not in God's light. That's for sure. No, no,. It was, yeah. Had it too mean to dog, Angelica's behaviors
were not in God's light.
That's for sure.
No, no, no, no, no.
But cat dogs
also demonic in a way.
Oh, yeah.
No, it was unnatural.
It was unnatural.
It was clearly
that animal was from hell.
Here to wreak havoc
on every child
and like really be
in the nightmares of kids.
Right.
Totally.
Yeah.
But see,
this is a curious,
not a phenomenon.
I just think there was a time
when I felt so like,
I was like,
what the fuck?
Like not a religious household,
but no cable, right?
So I felt like I was going to school
like totally huge.
In the dark.
Totally in the dark.
Yeah.
But there were like
the very religious kids
who still had access to it.
And it made me so jealous of like, see, like this should be a thing that like is restricted to you.
And yet you have it.
And yet you are being a very like pious child by like not not accessing it.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
No, being sheltered as a kid is not a good situation.
I think I watched Napoleon Dynamite through other kids
quoting it.
But I think Napoleon Dynamite was actually kind of like
youth group friendly too.
I can't remember. In presentation it was.
I think because of the way he dressed.
And the fact that he was so sexually non-threatening.
I think parents were like, this is fine.
His t-shirt's tucked in.
His t-shirt's tucked in.
He's clearly wearing clothes too warm for this heat that he's in.
Uh-huh.
We're okay.
And I think there was a thing about John Hader being Mormon where I think there was a lot of Christians at my school were like,
Oh, no, we love Napoleon.
Like, it's the one thing that we can watch.
Yeah.
And I was like, happy for y'all.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, Sheltered goes, but it's not just you can't watch this it's
demonic there's also just what's out we don't know what's popular right yeah we're too busy
watching veggie tales so did you go on veggie tales did you go on like a spree at when you
sort of got some freedom from that like did you go on a pop culture spree did you say i'm reading
every book about a witch well i read I read Harry Potter for like two years.
And then my dad took us to see the third one and was like, these dementors are the devil.
Yeah.
These are demons.
And so took it away.
Devastated.
Absolutely devastated.
And then like my senior year of high school, I think I saw the last one in theaters with my friends.
Wow.
I was like, it's like a senior activity.
I don't even care.
So when it was taken away from you,
what were you barred from doing?
The books and the movies? All of it.
Yeah. And I was obsessed.
Obsessed for two years. Got me through my
mother's death. And it was just
gone one day.
So when people make fun of
millennials for liking Harry Potter, I'm like,
that really got some of us through some shit.
100%!
I'm very much like.
1000. Yeah. Yeah.
I was just talking about this yesterday because we were talking about JK and like what's gone down with her. And it's just like, it's so shocking that someone can so understand the
experience of being targeted for like being different, et cetera. And she can be this way.
But I really do. I'm in the Daniel Radcliffe school
of like, if it was important to you,
like it can stay important to you.
Like that art and the impact
that it had on you
isn't invalidated by this person
falling off the deep end, whatever,
and for whatever she believes.
But I did notice those
Harry Potter references
in the specials.
Oh, yeah.
And I was like, this is formative.
This is millennial formative.
Very formative. This is millennial formative culture. Very formative. You're recording us? I am disgusted. Never in a million years after everything we've been through
did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy.
We were friends. How could you do this to me?
I don't trust her.
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Oh my god, also I listened to your Challengers episode this morning.
You did? Yes. Did you see it?
Well, after you did our show, I like binged the podcast.
You did?
Oh my God.
I love this podcast, which I'm sure you're sick of hearing because every guest is like,
I love this podcast.
That means a lot.
It's so nice to be excited to come to a podcast and not like dreading it.
Oh my God.
I've been so excited.
But I was so excited to talk to you both about Challengers because I saw you posting about
it on Instagram.
I saw it Friday night and I had seen it the night prior.
Yeah.
I saw it Saturday afternoon.
Let's go.
I can't wait to see it again.
And I listened to the whole thing
because I was like,
I don't want to be repetitive.
I know they already covered it.
let's repeat.
Oh my God.
The fucking churro scene.
Yeah.
Start to finish.
Starting from when he pulls
the stool over with his foot.
Yeah.
That shot of the foot.
The shot of the foot.
Oh my God.
We were,
I saw it with my sibling
and Zach Neutauer
who was opening for me
in Denver.
I love Zach.
Yeah, Zach's the best.
But the three of us saw it
and I was so jealous
that you two,
did you see it together
the second time?
We saw it together.
The second time he saw it,
yeah.
I saw it Thursday
because I just couldn't wait.
And then so I was like excited
to go the next night too
and I tried to keep a secret
that I had seen it
but I couldn't hold it in. I couldn't lie. No, I could not lie. So did you, your theater was like excited to go the next night too. And I tried to keep a secret that I had seen it, but I couldn't hold it in.
I couldn't lie.
No, I could not lie.
So did you, your theater was like excited.
They were like cheering and laughing and all that.
Yeah.
God, see, I was so jealous when I heard that
because ours was quiet,
but I actually think ours was just as into,
it was totally packed,
but everybody was like, nobody was talking.
The whole movie.
I mean, barely breathing.
The whole movie.
Not to do spoilers, but
just as vague as I can be, the racket
part, which we all saw coming from a mile away.
But it was so satisfying
when it happened because we were just sitting there like
I don't think Zach and I were
breathing for like a minute as it's going in slow motion.
And then it finally happened and I think we both went
Yeah.
Just thank you. And you know what you were pointing at?
You were pointing at incredible
scripting yes which is aspirational screenwriting this is is it justin koritsky's justin koritsky's
yeah this is like even though you knew it was coming and also credit to luca guadagnino because
like you knew he was going to do that to signal it but what was great about that scene was watching
him decide whether or not to do it.
And so even if you saw it coming,
the moral conundrum of
is he about to tell his
secret right now?
And that, if you felt
like you were ahead of it, like that part
still, it like kept
that tension up. Yeah. Also, I don't think
everyone did see it coming for the record. I'm not like,
oh, that was so obvious. We all work in entertainment.
So, of course, we saw it coming from a mile
away. Like, well, you know.
I will say, though, like... Well, you were saying
on this episode that, like, it is not so
telegraphed. The way that that information is
first planted is not,
like, so obvious. Heavy-handed.
It's not like Chekhov's Gone, where you're
like, that's coming back. It's like,
he does it, and it's this fun moment in the movie.
You get what it means.
And then in the moment at the end
when you realize it's coming,
you're like, holy fuck, what is this gonna push it to?
And then where it pushes it to is, I believe,
signature, iconic, important.
I love it.
What you and Zach were doing though with the pointing,
it's reminding me of this thing.
Okay, so you were on Stradio Lab.
Perfect, perfect episode. You were doing, though, with the pointing, it's reminding me of this thing. Okay, so you were on Stradio Lab. Perfect, perfect episode.
You were saying how, like, if it's like a comedy bit that can work anywhere rather than like an alt thing where you're just performing to the comedians in the audience.
If it's a comedy bit that can work anywhere, a comedian won't laugh, haha, but they'll go, that's fucking great.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's your response to like seeing something that you like just know is sublime.
And rather than being like, ah,
which we were in our theater,
you and Zach were like,
right there.
That's good.
Yeah.
Which is the hardest part about after midnight,
maybe that I have to make my face and voice do what my heart is doing.
When people have a good joke is I can't just go,
that's good.
And hit the button.
You have to really make yourself audibly laugh.
Yeah.
Which has not come naturally to me. When do you think that stopped? Were you ever a laugher? I can't remember. I mean,
you're a great laugher though. That's so nice. I'm so glad. And it feels real. Oh, good. I mean,
it is real. The emotion is real. It's just the physical act of, it's like when you're younger
and they're like, you have resting bitch face. And you're like, I guess I have to address that.
Like, you know, and I mean, I've been doing stand-up since I was 16 so it's hard to know
exactly when I became a dead-eyed comedian
because I can't
I'm like was I a laugher at 15
I can't remember so I don't really
know you know what's funny like I
was always a laugher and then I was
we were both laughers through college
I remember that was like a thing like we would
go to each other's shows and they'd be like they laughed so
loud Bowen's laughing at Matt's stuff Matt's and they were like
it's not as funny as they're laughing
but we genuinely were like we thought it was
and then I don't know what happened but
maybe in like 20s
late 20s like when comedy was the only
thing I did feel that stop
and I don't know
what that is it's come back I think
as I've stopped doing explicit
comedy as much and now do more acting.
But like, it's been nice to feel like entertained again by stand up.
Yeah.
Because that is something when you're around it so much as it does start to feel like it's less about acknowledging it like in a visceral laughing way and more about like being like, I'm giving them credit for that.
Yes.
You know?
Yeah. Yeah. And it is I'm giving them credit for that. Yes. You know? Yeah.
Yeah.
And it is important to give the credit.
Yeah.
You know, it means something to comics.
Like that's why like I would imagine JFL like where we first saw you was like a whole thing
because it's like there's audiences that are laughing and also the industry is such a thing
there.
Yeah.
But like there's also the other comics there and like the sharing of like everyone's comedy.
I remember that was
a really fun night
that night that
you were performing
Just for Laughs.
The variety.
The variety.
Which I totally forgot
we even performed for that.
I only remember doing
the like panel.
We did like a panel for it.
Uh-huh.
Truly R.I.P.
Because I know
there were some people
in comedy who were
kind of like ding dong
the witch is dead
when JFL kind of stopped.
Yeah.
Growing up in Montreal,
it was the thing that like got me,
you know,
it would be a thing where you really go into town in the summer and like,
there would just be like free performances outside.
And like little kid,
me like sees a mime,
do a fucking quaybequois ass thing.
And I'm like,
I love this.
Like,
what is this about?
And I,
it is kind of sad that it's
it is this institution and like we mourn it
to an extent but like it is kind of
like it's one less outlet for
like comedians coming up now which is like
kind of a bummer yeah yeah
not to bring this down well no no and it is weird
when things sort of
cycle out and something else becomes the
thing like I remember when I got the 15 minutes on
Netflix I think that same year they offered me the half hour on comedy central,
which was all I ever wanted.
But then by that point it like,
wasn't the smartest idea to do that because people couldn't find it or watch
it because they weren't putting it online.
Right.
So like things shift and the thing that was your dream as a kid goes away.
Like I feel so bad for people who wanted to be on Conan and, like, just missed it.
I know.
Like, oh, my God, it sucks.
Because I thankfully got to do it a couple times.
And that was, like, the dream for years.
Because that's what I watched growing up.
Ah!
You were ahead, like me.
You were a Conan ad.
This is a thing.
Okay, so starting at 16,
I think you and I have hit the mark
where it's the majority of our lives now
has been us trying to
aspire to comedy.
Have you been doing this podcast for eight years?
We're on eight, yeah. That's crazy.
It's insane. We're over 400
episodes now and it feels
so weird. It's now been a
part of our life for a while.
That was years into us
doing comedy too, so what you're saying is true. It's like half our life we've been trying to do this. So like, do you
anticipate any feeling about when you hit the, that mark? So I guess whatever, not to like do
the math, but like once you're at that point, does it mean anything to you that you're like,
I've been doing this, this has occupied most of my life? Oh yeah. I mean, I don't remember if I
say it explicitly and have it all. I think I might say, like, I've been doing this for half my life. Yeah, because I turned 30 right before I filmed that. And yeah, that's almost.
So you started at 16.
Yeah.
So what does that look like? Like you go, because I would imagine, like you said, you grew up with a sheltered upbringing.
I started in churches.
You started in churches. Okay, so what is a church set?
What is a, do a set.
Do a church set.
Is it about Leviticus?
No, I mean, some people did,
people did a lot of church jokes.
I didn't have any church jokes.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I think I had like abstinence jokes.
Yeah.
Which not every church would even let you do that.
Yeah, because that probably felt edgy too. Which I was like, I'm pro abstinence guy. Yeah. And that was just because, which not every church would even let you do that. Yeah, because that probably felt edgy too.
Which I was like,
I'm pro abstinence guy.
Like I was 17.
I'm like,
whatever.
I'm never,
whatever.
That's so stupid now.
But at the time I was like,
I'm saying the right thing.
And they're like,
don't even bring it up.
Like don't even talk about sex.
So funny.
Yeah.
I had the thing where,
totally different from standup though,
where it was like,
we were doing improv in high school
and we would go downtown on Mondays
to the Bovine Metropolis Theater
in Denver, Colorado
and it would be like 15 year olds
performing with like 32 year old
like drunkards.
But it was totally normal to us.
We were just like
this is what we want to do.
And like
but those shows we would say like
it was to get our suck out.
It was just a bomb
and bomb and bomb and bomb and bomb and bomb
and be comfortable with bombing.
I'm sure it's not the same with you, but like-
No, it is.
Really?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
No, you suck for so long at standup.
You suck for so long.
And that had to be terrible to suck in a church.
Honestly, I think churches are a weirdly-
Safe place?
Sorry, took me a minute.
Terrible to suck in a church.
I didn't even mean it that way.
They hate it when you suck in a church i didn't even mean it that way they hate
it when you suck in a church but people are i i actually think if you were clean they were actually
too supportive like where i'm performing for like hundreds if not thousands of people
for 15 minutes when i'd been on stage less than 30 times yeah and making a couple hundred dollars
like that's insane right talk about a safe, supportive space.
And then by the time I was going up in clubs
when I was 18 in San Diego,
people were like, how'd you get so polished on stage?
And I'm like, I got too much stage time
too early just because
I was clean.
And it's such a small
scene, if you could even call it that.
A circuit, I would say.
And so when you're that age and you're starting to do stand-up, like, but you've
had the upbringing that you had, like, who are the icons?
Like, who do you look up to?
Like, Brian Regan.
Oh, okay.
You can listen to.
There's a serious XM clean comedy station.
Oh, great.
And that was the one that was spinning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan.
And then they're like, hey, Mitch Hedberg, actually okay.
Like.
Mitch was okay
yeah he was on
the clean station a lot
yeah I mean not
every single one
he did swear sometimes
but you know
there were certain ones
were there not a lot of
female stand-ups
then at the time
Kathleen Madigan
Kathleen Madigan
was so good
you feel like at that time
like a lot of female stand-ups
were sort of like
erring on the side
of like edgier
because they felt like
maybe they felt like they had something
to prove or literally did because they're just
they weren't giving them the time and the space.
So that probably made them
something that was outside of your
viewing habits because they were
not appropriate. Yeah. No, it was
like Kathleen and Ellen
is like who you could listen to
comfortably with your parents in the car.
And I don't know.
I get annoyed when people go like, isn't it just such a boys club?
And you're like, shut up.
Like, no, like not anymore.
Not with the internet.
It hasn't been for years.
But, you know, 15 years isn't that long ago.
No.
Or even 10 years ago that that was such a thing.
Like, I remember Bridesmaids came out my senior year of high school.
And it was like, talk about formative.
Yeah, it was like insane whoa, talk about formative.
Yeah. It was like insane.
They were like,
so many funny women in one movie and they let them make this and it's so
wild.
And again,
that's not really that long ago,
but now we're like,
Oh,
we have girl strip.
We have joy ride.
Like we have so many of those examples now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're,
you know,
it's easy to forget.
Totally.
While we're in this zone,
we should ask the central question of the podcast.
Taylor Tomlinson,
what is the culture that made you say culture is for me?
Okay, I thought about this a lot.
A lot of things I could say.
I think the culture
that made me say culture was for me
was Baz Luhrmann's
Romeo and Juliet.
Good for you.
In ninth grade.
Thank you.
That's good. Ripe culture.
Thank you so much.
When we were all like,
do I understand
Shakespeare? Yeah. Like, you're
14, you're like, I get it.
And then you could watch Clueless and be like,
this is also Shakespeare. Yeah.
Which it's not, it's Jane Austen.
But you felt like Shakespeare. Yeah, you're like,
I totally get it. Time was in the same way.
You're like, it's a book. And everyone's like,
oh, okay. okay like you just felt
like you were so
they say anon in both
yeah yeah
anon
it really
it just
cause my sibling
and I actually
we watched some of it
last night
cause I was like
I gotta remember
this movie
and I think it holds up
it's
oh yeah
I think it's so good
it holds up
at the very least
as a shampoo commercial
absolutely
it holds up as a shampoo commercial.
He is giving you
Garnier Fructis.
My water went down.
Fish tank commercial.
Honestly.
Yeah.
The fish tank culture.
Thank you.
Bring back the fish tank.
Such a 70s, 80s thing.
Yeah.
That like really died
maybe with that movie,
unfortunately.
I can't think of another one.
I can't think of another fish tank.
No.
You know what I mean?
Well, the one Monique Samuels had in her house
on Real Housewives of Potomac.
Oh, sure.
She sat in front of it.
But that's it.
That's it.
I would say that that movie
was not only a Leo moment,
but that was the Claire Danes moment.
Oh, yeah.
And that was after My So-Called Life, right?
Yes, it was right after.
She was fresh off of My So-Called Life and Little Women.
You have to imagine, like,
she could have made, like,
Kate Winslet-y choices and Gwyneth Paltrow-y choices.
She got offered Titanic.
Yes, this is culture.
Which is wild.
Yeah.
Now, did you see this before or after Titanic?
Oh.
No, I saw Titanic first.
Yes.
Okay, so we had the same order of this.
Leo Fever.
Leo Fever, and then you go back and watch Romeo and Juliet and it is just God bless Jack Dawson.
But there's something about Leo playing Romeo that is the actual awakening.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Well, he's wearing a suit.
And he's wearing a suit.
He's wearing armor.
He's wearing like, oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
He's got one outfit in Titanic.
Right.
You know.
Yeah.
I mean, he's got the one outfit and then he cleans up and you're like,
see Romeo and Juliet.
Oh, you're right, he does.
Kathy Bates puts him in the suit,
but it's like, again.
For a second,
and they slick his hair back
and it actually is not as good.
It doesn't work.
You know what?
I understand it for people.
It's not for me.
I want him rough around the edges.
When he goes downstairs
and he takes off the jacket.
100% hot.
He had that insane side bang too
that everyone tried to do.
Yes. That moment. The swoop. The swo that everyone tried to do. Yes.
That moment.
The swoop.
The swoop.
The swoop.
Yeah.
But that's really.
Oh, can I?
I'm going to be annoying.
Oh, no.
We did a Moulin Rouge scotch on SNL.
So good.
Thank you.
Loved it.
It was great.
It was so good.
I get an email and I've been too scared to reply.
Can I?
Should I just do it?
What? I don't know what this is. Are I... Should I just do it? What?
I don't know what this is.
Are you going to reply on the podcast?
I get two calls from an unknown number.
I'm like, what is this?
Then I get an email.
Baz Luhrmann.
Shut up!
I'm going to read it
and then we might cut it out
if it feels too intimate.
Baz Luhrmann emailed you
about the sketch?
You can't cut it out.
This is the thing.
I have not replied to him.
And I'm publicly...
I think we're going to see
what the contents of the email are
and then we're going to decide.
Okay, okay.
He's not mad?
He's not mad.
Okay.
The subject line is,
I wish you'd been around
when I was casting Moulin Rouge.
Don't tell Ewan.
Stop!
Hey, Bowen,
this is a note from a fellow Aussie.
First, I wanted to say
how well you nailed Moulin Rouge on SNL.
If only you'd been around
when I was casting.
Jokes aside, I love that you...
Okay, yeah.
Anyway, this is all very sweet.
How would you feel about a coffee?
You gotta get coffee with Baz.
I gotta get coffee with Baz.
Are you kidding me?
That's all.
Sorry.
But you've been too scared.
I'm so scared.
It's not obnoxious.
It's not obnoxious.
And it's good because now if he had any feelings about like,
oh, Nearing didn't respond.
No, no.
Now it's out there that you're like,
I was too scared.
I respect you too much.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I was at the same house party as Baz Luhrmann in L.A.
And he hangs out.
This guy hangs out.
I'm just saying it was after 1 a.m.
You were not getting coffee.
You were singing Les Mis.
I was not.
I was not.
It was just so funny to see him
out in the world
because he's one of
those directors
that's like also a star
yeah
you know what I mean
like and they're out there
but like
he's a star
just being the director
he didn't start
as like a personality
no no no
you see that
white silver head
and you're like
you are that girl
yeah
you really are
so Romeo and Juliet
does that mean
and Moulin Rouge too
and Moulin Rouge too Moulin Rouge
so you're a Baz freak
yeah
I liked Baz
I like
did you guys like
I mean now
you're getting coffee with Baz
so maybe you can't speak clearly
we can still talk about art
okay
okay great
did you like Great Gatsby
I didn't see it
you didn't see it
oh thank god
so you don't see it
I liked it
I liked it
but a lot of people
didn't like it
I should have seen it
you should have seen it
I really liked it
how was he as Jay Gatsby?
I thought he was great.
Carrie?
Carrie was good?
So good.
Yeah.
Who was the Tom Buchanan in that?
It was Tobey Maguire.
No, it wasn't.
No, no, no.
He was Nick.
Oh, no, no, no.
He was Nick.
He's Nick.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I didn't see it.
Okay, should I look it up?
Should I look it up?
Yeah, yeah.
I know who it was.
I have the IMDB memorized
like a gay guy
I want to say it was
oh god I want to say
I want to say
Joel Edgerton
I was going to say
Joel Edgerton
yes but I thought
I was wrong
oh my god
Elizabeth Debicki
wow
yeah it's a great
and I love Fisher
oh my god yes
it had a great cast
Lana Del Rey song
yes
still love me when
I'm not
oh my god
honestly
do you like Lana
I do
I recently got into Lana
and now it's a large
part of my personality
but you never were before
no what's funny is
we were saying that
we think that
the millennial generation
either really fucking gets her
or really doesn't
and what I blame
is the SNL performance
oh yeah
because remember when she came out
oh I heard you talking about this
yes
she came out
she did that SNL performance and it kind of was like I was really the SNL performance. Oh, yeah. Because remember when she came out? Oh, I heard you talking about this. Yes. She came out, she did that SNL performance
and it kind of was like,
I was really following SNL
at the time,
like obsessed.
And I just remember
the narrative wasn't
great about that.
And then Kristen,
we came out and did that
weekend update character.
That sat throat
to defend her.
Let's just like
nip this in the bud.
Let's just cool down.
This is crazy.
Everyone's losing their minds over this woman.
Yeah.
In a weird way.
But in that regard,
like the conversation was so about something else that wasn't her music.
I also don't think my taste was like refined.
Not that it necessarily is now,
but I can listen to her music now and like really appreciate how incredible the songwriting is,
both lyrically and melodically.
And also when you look at the past 10,
15 years, like just how much she shaped the sound of all these girls, is both lyrically and melodically and also when you look at the past 10-15 years like
just how much she shaped the sound
of all these girls because
it's almost the same impact
that like the style of singing
Mariah and Whitney and Celine had on
like Christina Aguilera and like
Disciples in that regard
it's happening again now with like Lana Del Rey
into like Billie Eilish and
Camila Cabello and like you know you know, you just, Taylor Swift.
Like you just, and they're not shy either
about saying she's mother.
In my coffee shop in LA, the girls love Lana.
And I told them I'm going to Coachella.
She's their Taylor Tomlinson.
And the one girl goes, wait, I love Lana.
Gen Z.
Gen Z.
Wait, I love Lana. And then I Gen Z. Wait, I love Lana.
And then I go, you love her?
She goes, she's my mother.
Wide-eyed, directly, she's my mother.
It was perfect.
Very good.
That's so funny.
It's so funny, all the little...
Isms.
Isms from Gen Z,
because I have three younger siblings.
Sometimes I feel so old,
because I'm like, that's so funny how you do that.
And they're like, oh, this is a thing we all do. Yes. That I feel so old because I'm like, that's so funny how you do that. And they're like, oh, this is like a thing
we all do. Yeah. That I thought they
like made up. You have to start doing
that. You have to start doing that. Just do it during the show
when you think something is funny. Just like
Oh, it's so good. I'm so old.
I can't. I'm so old. Sometimes
I do the hair behind the ear and I'm like
shut up. You're 30.
I'm like, I can't. The little, yeah. Oh, I've been
doing that since a young age and I have nothing here. We're just gay. You're the youth. You are the youth. You're 30. What? Like this? Yeah. Oh, I've been doing that since a young age and I have nothing here.
We're just gay.
You are the youth.
You are the youth.
You are the youth.
We're two wizened gay men in their mid-30s and we're telling you, you are a young child.
You said you turned 30 and I had a rush of jealousy.
Really?
No, not really.
I actually think once-
We're all the same age.
Once you hit 30 and-
We're all the same age.
You were all the same age, A.
And also, it kind of gets better.
You couldn't pay me
to be in my 20s again.
No, fuck no.
No, fuck no.
But you really,
I think you really
provoked thought within me
when you talk about
turning 30
and have it all
where it's like,
is the life,
not to get too existential,
but like,
is this the life
that like we envisioned
for ourselves?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I love the metaphor
of like being on a freeway and like you're in one lane that's backed up and then you
switch to the other and then you gotta switch back to the other like that's what it feels like
yeah and i feel like maybe i've been in the same lane too long career-wise right where i'm like
you feel that way well i'm like i i don't have breaking news bo and news, Bowen quits SNL. Yeah, this is where I announced it.
Gets one email from Baz Luhrmann and quits SNL.
We can blame your special too.
Yes, exactly.
The stuff that you said made him quit.
Do you feel that way though?
1000%.
You've been in comedy for too long?
Not comedy.
I've just been like, it's just been like, and I'm so lucky.
Yeah.
This is constantly what the theme is in therapy of like
I don't know how to
like operate outside of this system
you know what I mean? Yeah do you feel like that Matt?
Honestly I'm lucky in that
I have a lot of different
aspects to like what makeup
I'm really lucky that I
just have so many talents
I can sing really
well it's just there's a lot
that there's a lot of tools in my tool belt whereas you guys have like a wrench and that's it
i'm trying to say it now you just can't say it but i should say it yeah i'll say it for you
i don't ever get bored because i feel like i don't have a steady job like actually majority
of things i've done have only gone one season and i try not to take anything personally because I'm such a small part of everything but in that regard I always feel
like I'm always learning yeah you know what I mean like and I feel like I wouldn't have traded
anything in my career so far even though there have been times where I've felt like when I compare
myself to you which just happens when you're in like a very close relationship with
someone and you grow at the same time, I feel like, you know, what would it be like to have
a job all the time that, that constantly demanded so much of my energy. And I think it will be
twofold. One, I think it makes you into like a machine. I think like I have seen, like you've
always been sharp and great, but like just the way that you
prepare now the way that you're on top of things
your confidence as a performer I think
that like. For the listeners Matt's talking to Bowen.
Not me. I just they can't see eyeline
I just want to make sure they know. But it's the same with
you too though because when I hear you do 130
shows in a year and go out
and doing that like you become like
a machine and I
feel like my experience in the industry and with
my art is different because i have like a lot going on and i think it's just it's honestly
two experiences that i think make us very uh compatible honestly as comedy partners because
we look at things really differently but have a really similar sensibility that's just thinking
about us together but as an individual like i never beat myself up about like not getting this or not
having booked that or whatever, because again, maybe that's thirties too. You know what I mean?
It's like, what's the point? Yeah. I mean, I'll say I really relate to what you were saying about
feeling like you were in the same lane for a long time too, because that's part of why I took the
job at Afterman. It's honestly one of the main reasons I took the job is that I was doing my dream job, which was touring theaters,
doing standup. And I was starting to feel like, oh, am I going to get stunted if I'm just going
out in front of audiences that paid to see me, want to see me, like me already. And I'm touring
with the same two people who are like my tour manager and my one
of my best friends. Like, how am I going to keep growing as a person if I'm just doing whatever I
want all day and then going out to applause at night? And then I come home and I recover for
two days and then I go back out there like I loved being on the road and I didn't like being home.
And I'm like, that's not healthy. Right. So I took this job because I thought I need to have a job. What you're saying of going, what would I be like with a job? What would I'm like that's not healthy right so I took this job because I thought I need to have a
job what you're saying of going what would I be like with a job what would I be like with that
structure what would I be like with somebody saying you have to go do this like you have to go
to this dinner you have to go to this luncheon and it has been very strange and at times annoying
yeah but every time I get annoyed by those asks that aren't
really asks, they're demands from a network, I go, oh, but this is exactly what I wanted.
I wanted to be a part of a team and a larger machine and know what it feels like to have
some things outside of my control because otherwise how am I supposed to keep developing
and maturing as a human being without just going on stage every year and still talking like I'm 23
right you know I think that all that's important is that you feel challenged and good yeah about
what you do you know what I mean it's like and the second it starts to feel like that's not true
anymore I feel like I would just get nervous because it would mean that I was becoming less sharp and good at what I was doing. So it's less
like anyone could like you could find something that you love doing and just do it, do it, do it,
do it, do it. But like it will end. And then where will you be? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like so
it's like great to participate in as many things as possible, I think. Totally. Yeah.
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Would you act?
I would act, yeah. You're a very good actor.
That was where I thought you were going
when I first saw you, I'll be honest. Oh, really? I was like, I can see her leading a sitcom. That's so nice. Well, I never wanted you're a very good actor and you're standing up. That was where I thought you were going when I first saw you, I'll be honest.
Oh, really?
I was like,
I can see her leading a sitcom.
That's so nice.
Well, I never wanted
to do a sitcom.
I don't really like,
from what I hear
from friends of mine,
I don't like a TV schedule.
Like, it just seems
kind of like a nightmare.
I like the idea of a movie
because it is,
there's a beginning and end.
You know,
it's not just like,
year round,
you're doing these crazy days.
But again, I like stand up so much and I like doing this show so much now
that if I was going to act in something,
it would have to be something I was really excited about
or something I wrote,
which is, as you know,
what we've been doing for years,
like me and my writing partner, Taylor Tetreault,
have written scripts and sold them.
And that's been so great
because even if things don't get made,
which nothing ever does,
but when things at least get sold, you get the validation and working with her is so rewarding.
And I feel like I learn a lot. So, you know, and also a lot of times like those things that
percolate from way back do come back when like you have moments like this and like now you've
really hit a stride. It's like, you know, you never know. So that's. Yeah.
And look, when I was auditioning for JFL, I don't know if you had this experience, but
every time I auditioned for it, whoever was hosting was somebody who had already done
it.
Yeah.
And they were like, don't expect a deal.
Like, it's not like that anymore.
They're like, it's over.
And when I got New Faces, I did get a sitcom deal.
Yeah.
And like developed that
and sold it
and it didn't get made obviously
which thank God it didn't
because it allowed me
to go on the road
and then eventually
do the special
that was Quarter Life Crisis
so yeah
it's one of those things
where I feel
honestly terrible for actors
I think it seems terrible
to audition constantly
just acting
would drive me nuts
would destroy me if that were my only thing,
my hat goes off to people
that put themselves out there
again and again and again
and their nose are so frequent.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
I'm like,
nerves of steel to do that.
Totally, totally.
But I wonder,
did they ask you to host
the Golden Globes?
No.
They didn't ask you?
No, no, no, I'm not, no.
See, I think they,
would you do it?
I don't know. I think they made a, I think they... Would you do it? I don't know.
I think they made a huge mistake
in not asking you to do it.
Oh, no.
I'm not famous enough for that.
Yeah, but...
I'm not well...
You have to be well known.
I mean,
Joe Coy sells arenas.
I know that's true.
And you felt that room going...
Like, it's crazy
that this business
does not respect stand-up
the way it respects movies and TV.
Of course. Yeah, I felt the shift getting this show the way it respects movies and TV. Of course.
I felt the shift getting this show,
the sort of congrats and attention I got.
And I'm like...
Where was this when I was getting the Netflix?
Yeah, I was like, you know,
we make more money on the road, right?
Do you guys know that?
It was...
So, I don't know.
I don't think that I would be the right person to do that
if nobody in that room knew who I was
because they'd be like, what?
Well, I feel like you just get around that though by then
introing up top and being like hey you
might not know who I am I host a fucking late night show
on this network but like when
you came out with Steven and did a bit I was like
for the Emmys I was like oh there's
the host for the Golden Globes I was like then
I just felt like because Daddy Viacom
we sort of speak the same language I was like this would have been
an amazing way to launch the show, too.
But also, whatever. I don't know. I feel like
Colbert bringing you up on stage at Late Show
was, that was such a
great, I felt this like power,
this energy, whatever. But like
it was so cool
the times that he would bring you on to like
talk about the show.
It felt like a great
torch passing, anointment, whatever. I hate those
concepts. No, it is. And he's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he was another reason I wanted to do it
because everybody loves working with and for him. And I mean, him and Conan have this in common.
I've talked about before is like, they're just, it just seems as if they're always on. They're
always hilarious. They're always so warm and friendly in a way that just does not come naturally
to me
and I'm so impressed by
I mean
yeah
you like touch your heart
like that hit you
do you feel that way
I feel that way
all the time
where I'm like
oh I'm not
I'm not the version
of myself
that like
any given person
would think I am
and
I don't feel like
you talk about your
social anxiety a lot
I feel like
you are just kind of
like honestly
who you are
and it is just like a different sort of like
analog of like your stage persona.
Which is not good for show business.
You should be better than what I am all the time.
Like, do you feel like you're good at being famous?
No.
You don't.
Yeah.
Matt seems like Matt's good at it.
Matt's good at it.
Yeah.
You seem uncomfortable a little bit
in the way that makes me adore you so much.
And I relate to more, like I respect that Matt's really good at it, but I can't relate to it.
I can't relate to it at all.
I think I'm I think I'm just a true extrovert.
Yeah, I think I'm just the true extrovert.
And I enjoy the part which is like talking about the work.
And I like entertaining in that way.
Yeah.
But I've noticed that about myself too
and sometimes I'm like you're so annoying Matt
because
we'll get requests together and we'll be like
I'd like to sit down that day
and I'm like I don't want to sit down
I want to run around in a circle
I want to drink soda
I think it is like
a thing that forms you as a I don't know
where to trace it back from
but I've always had
a lot of fucking energy
and sometimes I feel like
I give too much of it up
and then later I'm
really tired
yeah
and I don't notice
I'm doing it
until later
and I think
you don't have to be
in the entertainment industry
to understand this
like sometimes it's like
you just give a lot
socially and professionally to the point where later you're like wait where am I right like I entertainment industry to understand this. Like sometimes it's like you just give a lot socially
and professionally to the point where later you're like, wait, where am I? Like, and it gets a little
confusing sometimes because like I'm dating a lot more now. And sometimes it feels like,
where does the performance of the me end? And where am I actually dropping in and listening?
Like I felt bad, but a few weeks ago I was out with somebody and I realized like of the me end and where am I actually dropping in and listening? Like,
I felt bad,
but a few weeks ago I was out with somebody
and I realized,
like,
I hadn't been listening
to what they were saying.
Yeah.
Because I think I was thinking
about what I had said
and how it had gone over.
And I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
I was like,
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I was like, where's the light coming from the bar? You know when you have to get good at knowing that dating isn't like a competition or a game that you can win?
Yeah.
It's like I feel like I learned that and then I forgot it.
And so I was just like, wait, let's reset.
Like, let's talk to a person.
You're not performing here today.
But when you do it all the time, it can get a little confusing.
And you bringing up your therapy, this is what my therapy is about is like actually just dropping in and taking a breath and not having to be plugged in and excited
all the time like not everything has to be a consume thing or like a give thing it's like
you can just sit like meditating is not something i understand yeah but i do you do that i can't
because i'm anxious right not because i'm like i Right. Not because I'm like, I want a soda.
Like I'm just scared.
Yeah.
So we got to drown out the noise.
But that's how my anxiety manifests though is I do too much.
Oh, totally different.
Was it on Seth that you were talking about how you got invited to, was it a party at
Taylor Swift's?
And you're like, it was a Sunday and I needed to sleep yeah and I
was like that's my guy that is my guy that's exactly how I feel like especially starting
the show they were like do you want to present to the Grammys and I was like no yeah and they're
like well you have to and then I got strapped so I couldn't but oh my god you got strapped I
literally did get strapped I truly did um but, there is so much anxiety and panic that will happen for me in preparing for things
like this.
Yes.
No matter how big the opportunity, that it will ruin the opportunity.
Yeah.
And it's the preparation on, for the specials, like the road for you then?
That's easier.
Really?
Yeah, the road is prepping for the specials.
Yeah.
So like the process is...
But these big
events, I'm like, I don't know how to
do this
and I'm not comfortable. And it also
sort of like, it's so disenchanting.
I'm like, it'll ruin the Emmys
for me if I have to stand in that line
and take a picture. That is the part
I really don't like. The social
part of it with other people that are there really intimidates me.
What I think I like is the going and the doing of the thing.
Like I like going and like doing a bit.
Or I like going and like if I'm with when I'm on Seth or like any of these late night things, like whatever.
I love going and doing the show.
But sometimes it's like I remember last time I was on Seth Meyers,
I had to do like a social media bit with Jennifer Hudson.
Oh my God.
And I had to go into her dressing room and be like,
hi, I'm Matt.
You mean a lot to me.
I've been a fan of yours for a long time
while her team sort of sat there and we're like,
and like, she's so chill
that I started to feel myself going up.
Yeah.
And I was like, relax, relax relax that part drives me nuts
yes
but the doing of the thing
yeah
is fine
but standing there
and like
when I found out
that's what a red carpet is
a lot of standing
and waiting
to see if anyone
wants to talk to you
on the line
and maybe they don't
yes
like it's like
oof
yeah
but then are we saying
that like Colbert and Conan
are like this
rare breed of
like comedian and performer that like
that's just who they are I think so
I mean that's the impression I've gotten
they're the two that I've spent the most time with I mean
I've done Seth and he came in and was
so lovely before and like he seems
so great like he was so great on your show
so I think some people are just
like like you Matt just wired
for it and it's like hard to
accept that you can get good for it and it's like hard to accept that you can get
good at it but it's still not gonna become like i'm never gonna have it in my dna like that right
so the way you had like stand up in yes yeah that's where i feel like myself on stage even
if i'm nervous for a show or a taping or whatever like that's who I feel like I am inside, but on carpets
or whatever,
I'm like,
who,
does anyone need a drink?
Like,
should I be working this event?
Like,
I just can't.
Did you ever think about
doing an Elvira-esque character
on the red carpets?
Sort of just going as a
another you?
Mistress of the night.
Mistress of the night.
Maybe you could do that.
That'd be such a hard turn for me
I think you would look great in wigs
don't you think she's got a good face for wigs
this is an amazing compliment
that I'm giving you
not everyone has a face for wigs
you do
no I don't
you know who has a face for wigs
it's Sarah Sherman
she transforms
she's on SNL you all have faces for wigs? It's Sarah Sherman. She transforms. Yeah, like you. She's on SNL.
You all have faces for wigs.
No, we don't.
We don't.
You do.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not having this discussion.
I look the same.
And I have so many beautiful discussions
with the departments there where I'm like,
I think this character should not have glasses
because then it looks too much like me.
It comes down to this thing.
I thought you became that iceberg.
I really did.
I was like, who is that?
He was an iceberg.
You know what's very powerful? Bowen in a mustache.
Bowen in a thick mustache
is very powerful and you see him
begin to
think about hopping.
Yeah. You see
the neurons.
You see the neurons fire.
My follicles don't grow
I have a question about
sorry
such a hard turn
go
birth order
this new eldest daughter
syndrome thing
is kind of like
getting a lot of
are you what
eldest
yes
eldest daughter
and it's all true
what's this
okay so
I think the times
did this whole piece
about eldest daughter syndrome
is it syndrome
or is it
Becca
I think it's syndrome
syndrome
yes
and the times yeah it's just is it Becca? I think it's syndrome. Yes.
And the times.
Yeah.
It's just me and my sister.
I have eldest daughter energy
but my brother and I
are only a year and a half apart.
So I'm an eldest daughter
and this is the only daughter.
Yes.
Got it.
So what is this?
What do they say about these girls?
You're absorbing a lot of this
because I'm sure
a lot of this is being directed at you.
A lot of guilt.
A lot of like
taking on responsibility. Like a lot of feeling like you have to parent your younger siblings and they're like, fuck off.
Like, which is so fair.
I saw a TikTok of a younger sister who was like, something happened where when I was a teenager, when I was younger, I really like worshipped my older sister.
And now it like kind of shifted where like she wants to be my friend and And I'm kind of like, OK, which is what I felt with my youngest
sister. So the shift. Yeah. For a while I was like, why is she not calling me back? And like
she's like, yeah, when I was a kid, I wanted to be you. And I'm like, where's that? Like,
where'd that go? And then I think she got really smart and was like, oh, you're. What does she do?
Yeah. She's in grad school right now.
She's very smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm like, well, how can I compete
with that? I'm a rat comedian
who's being applauded for reading.
You read great, though.
Thank you so much.
You're in the top 1% readers.
You professionally read that shit.
Thank you so much.
We would get pulled into things. Remember like Seriously TV,
RIP?
Like I would go in
for Seriously TV stuff sometimes
and it was,
a lot of it was reading off a,
like you would like send,
you would literally write
your own thing
and send it to them
and your own words
would be on prompter
and I would still fuck up.
It's so unfair
that that is like something
that you kind of have
to be good at
to do that stuff
because some people
are the funniest people in the world and they're just not quick readers right you know what i mean
are they're just not like people who can like correct on the fly like that like yeah i would
imagine that you see that all the time at like tableways for snl like certain actors coming in
and you it's not for everyone like to be able to to do that and like not only to do it correctly
but also to do it in a compelling and funny way is tough.
I mean, again, on becoming disenchanted with the whole entertainment industry, as you get older, I think at least this was how it was for me when I was younger.
You're kind of like, I'm going to be a legend and I'm going to work really hard and I'm going to sleep on the floor in the airport at 5 a.m.
And I'm going to grind and do it.
And then as you get older, you're like, there's so many talented people. And I can think of 15 who deserve what
I have more than I do or just as much. That feeling when you're younger, where you're like
destined for more or you feel special, it just like goes away, I think, or it has for me where
I'm just always like, which may be good because it's replaced by gratitude. But I'm like humility,
gratitude, all those things that should be there.
So many stars have to align for a person to be successful in this very unfair business.
Like, you have to be so many different things.
Like, you have to be funny and smart and warm to people.
I mean, not always, but you have to have a bunch of things going for you and luck.
Yeah, of course.
And also the leadership quality,
which comes when your name is on the title.
I know you're saying like,
oh, it has nothing to do with me.
It has nothing to do with you,
but it does because like, you know,
that is your name and that is your,
you are the engine of the show.
And so like, it is really great.
I'm super excited that it's like doing as well as it is.
Like I was saying, like doing as well as it is.
Like I was saying, like not only is it doing well,
but also like your fans are very engaged online.
Like you have girls collapsing in coffee shops.
Like the dream.
I mean, this is the dream. And so I don't know.
I'm just like, give yourself all the credit in the world
and keep shooting for the fucking stars.
No one deserves it as much as you.
No, you're right.
I single-handedly am responsible for any and all success on the show. No one deserves it as much as you. No, you're right. I single-handedly
am responsible
for any and all success
on the show
and anything wrong with it
isn't my fault.
There you go.
You heard it here first.
But honestly,
I do hope you hold on
to some like
one inch tall version
of like that
younger person in you
that was like,
I'm going to be a legend
or I will be one.
Like what you've done
is really remarkable,
I think.
And I think like
humility, gratitude,
great. But also, there's
something about that little guy that I think
is helpful. And you need to tap into it.
You know. Just, yeah, when you're feeling like
an imposter. Totally. I was watching
the specials OG-ly, as Matt said.
But I also re-watched them this weekend and I was just
like, God, she's really fucking
good. Yeah, you really are. She's so
good. And I think you are in this space where you are like a comedian's really fucking good yeah you really are she's so good and like i think you are in this
space where you are like a comedian's comedian and then you you also play to like everybody and
that's like such a unicorn these days i think that's really nice i mean you never really know
if you're a comedian's comedian because you're like doesn't everyone hate everything like you
just kind of have to go like i bet everyone hates me and it's fine like you don't really ever know
you never know well you know. I know.
You never know.
Well, you know what's funny?
Like I feel like I went from like, like we talk about the laughing and then the acknowledging
and then back to the laughing.
I think that means I like sort of tried to divest from like my peers opinion of me because
I know that if it were to be negative, that would really hurt me.
And I think that that's something like,
maybe that's another element
of like growing up a little bit
is it's just like,
I'm not going to put myself
in a position to be hurt like that.
And if like someone like you guys,
like didn't think I was worth my salt,
that would really hurt.
Meanwhile, like I can go out there
and like the audience
might not get something.
And I'm like,
I'm going to roll with you now.
But if it were other comedians,
I think that would hurt.
Because we know we've been in those environments where it's like we were all like might not get something and I'm like, I'm going to roll with you now. But if it were other comedians, I think that would hurt. Yeah.
Because we know
we've been in those environments
where it's like,
we were all like fucking going
for something like JFL.
We were all like
poor together.
We were all getting paid
in two drinks
or two Diet Cokes
because you didn't drink
until last week,
I think.
But you know,
it's just like,
so now it's just like,
I do what I do
because it makes me happy
and it makes people happy and it would drive me fucking nuts if it's just like, I do what I do because it makes me happy and it makes people happy
and it would drive me
fucking nuts
if it didn't make people
I respected.
Yes.
Which way you have to pick
like three people you respect
and talk to at all
and talk to at all.
And those are the people
you care about
and everyone else
you're like,
yeah,
but I also like
when people don't like me,
I'm like,
I get it.
Like I could,
I could argue that side.
Totally.
Oh,
their complaints
are actually my complaints too. Yeah. Annoying, I get it. Like I could argue that side. Totally. Oh, their complaints are actually my complaints too.
Annoying, talks too much.
Not that smart.
Has an underbite.
Right.
I was gonna say.
That's me, I'm putting myself.
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It's time for I Don't Think So, Honey.
So this is really
the segment where we hang our hat here
at the podcast. I mean, this is it. I mean, this is
what's made us really timeless,
like Shakespeare and
Baz.
This is one minute to rant against something in culture that's getting to us.
And I have something as of last night.
Matt Rogers, this is your I don't think so honey time starts now.
I don't think so honey, the Olive Garden.
Okay, there is such a thing as being too good to be true.
And there are three things, soup, salad and breadsticks.
Okay, let me disclaimer this.
This is not an I don't think so honey to you as an institution.
It's an I don't think so honey really to me
and my self-control. Unlimited truly
does mean unlimited. And when you have one bite
of that bread, that salty fucking bread,
and you dip it in that Zupa Toscano,
which is my soup of choice, not
to disrespect any of the other soups, I would
definitely try to dip it in some
minestrone. But I
cannot stop myself. This salad
is one of the world's greatest salads and then i have
to say something you're already jacked up full of soup ssb and then you got your tour of italy okay
because you're like why not i'm not gonna be full seconds into the meal i don't feel good today 15
seconds and it's because not because of olive garden because of me because of my choices
it doesn't feel like a little bit of a betrayal that they would, because of me, because of my choices.
Does it feel like a little bit of a betrayal that they would do this to me after I had my 19th and 20th birthdays?
Both two years in a row at the Times Square Olive Garden where I went last night?
Yes, it does.
Will I keep coming back?
Yes, I do think so.
And that's one minute.
I'm so chock full of food right now at this moment.
Like I'm bursting.
I'm going to start sweating the bread.
What moved you to go last night? I was on a date last night.
And you went to Olive Garden?
That's so sweet.
I went to Times Square.
We had done this fun stupid thing where we're like,
we're going to go to Dave and Buster's and then go to the Times Square Olive Garden.
Like I said, I'm out there dating.
We're having fun.
And I felt like this would be a way to not have it center around like alcohol.
Yeah.
Which is I think.
You centered it around breadsticks.
Something else that's slowing me down today.
Carbs.
Also a hangover of a sort.
They don't tell you about that.
No, they don't.
I literally woke up today and I was like, whoa, I guess I drank too much.
I had one beer and 5,000 breadsticks.
Yeah, they should cut you off.
That's what happened.
There should be a breadstick bartender.
There really should.
There should be someone be like,
hey man, are you okay?
Because you do get kind of drunk.
I mean, you're like on that bread.
Yeah.
On that bread.
Let's get it.
You know what's funny?
Like I had so much bread
and like a whole bowl of salad.
And usually it's like,
what's so great
about soup salad
breadsticks
unlimited
is the soup
because I'm a soup queen
like I love soup
I think it's so amazing
I think it's one of
the great inventions
well Bowen likes more stew
I am a stew
I love stew
he can tell you about it
wow
okay
he loves stew
great
yeah
stew is just soup
with something to say
you know
that's a little culture what number great. Yeah. Stew is just soup with something to say. You know? That's a little culture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What number is that again?
25.
Stew is just soup with something to say.
That's amazing.
Wow.
Ooh, yeah.
So your merch should say soup queen on it.
I mean.
And it already does.
And it already does.
I'm changing it.
I'm changing it.
We had, what was the, we came up with good merch the other day.
Don't talk to me.
I'm vulnerable or something.
Oh, yeah. I remember that. That's great. We're came up with good merch the other day don't talk to me i'm vulnerable or something oh yeah i don't remember that that's great we're coming up with good merch all the time
and we never print it yeah i would wear don't talk to me i'm vulnerable so fast you so fast
you'd wear it well my younger sibling made me a sweatshirt once that maybe it was something
they said maybe something i said that said like i'm great but unavailable wow
i'm great but yeah that's good tips for later but also says what's yes stay away yes oh i love it
beautiful bowen yang you're ready for i don't think so honey ready okay this is bowen yang
and he is gonna do his i don't think so Honey starting now. I Don't Think So Honey in New York has 36 questions to fall in love.
Guess what?
They don't work.
Okay?
I've fallen out of love with individuals
because they went through the whole fucking charade
of like looking into my eyes,
reading off these questions.
One of them is,
if you had the choice to be 90 years old
and have either the mind or body of a 30-year-old,
which one would it be?
I don't care how
you answer that. I'm not going to like the
answer. That's a weird fucking
question, New York Times.
How about, Grey Lady,
how about you try to put
strands on the games app? How about
you get the editor of Connections to make
some fucking sense for once?
How about you make Spelling Bee not have
a Q in it on a Monday?
It's really fucking my shit up.
New York Times,
I could begin to list off the gripes I have,
but let's start with the 36 questions to fall in love
because you are ruining a lot of potentially mid dates
and making them intolerable.
And that is one minute.
Do you guys know about these questions?
I know about these questions.
I will say that question that you talked about,
that's the easiest question to answer. Body.
Body, yeah. What?
But he doesn't like it that you
said that. No, no, no, it's not that.
I didn't know. It's not that.
He wouldn't have liked it either way.
He wouldn't have liked it either way. Yeah, you hate that I bought into it at all.
I've fallen out of love with you, Taylor.
Yeah, but can I tell you something?
It's about starting conversations.
Yeah?
It's not about being definitive.
It's about starting conversations.
Like, you ever played
this or that?
Yeah.
Oh, it's the conversation starter.
And really,
that's just a this or that.
That's just a this or that.
It's just in the paper of note.
Right.
Well, one of them is like,
sum up your whole life story
in four minutes.
You're like, this is so sweaty. This is so like, okay, like it is someone being like, the paper of note right well one of them is like sum up your whole life story in four minutes you're
like this is so sweaty out of town this is so like okay like it is someone being like let me be
fucking charming towards you and you're like stop okay but can i just say those questions are not
for people with podcasts you know what i mean like those are for regular people right and the fact
that you're even trying to pass judgment on it
is not okay.
Oh my God.
Those questions are for people
who are not interesting
on their own
and they need a template
for dates.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
She's so right.
You're so right.
You're so fucked up on it.
I'm just,
look,
you probably have questions
that you want to ask everybody
because you're an interesting,
talented person.
Birth order,
eldest daughter.
Birth order,
eldest daughter.
That's what I'm saying.
You're made of this stuff.
Yeah.
But people have you,
like, that's why I can't watch dating reality shows.
I'm like, I don't want to watch regular people
get to know each other with another fucking barrier.
Like a literal barrier.
I watch Love is Blind.
A literal barrier making it even harder for you to connect.
It is painful to watch.
The Bachelor is the toughest for me.
Because it's like people who socialize at a certain level.
And stay in the morass.
It's just kind of like, and I want to think it's funny, but I really ultimately just think it's boring.
Yeah.
I just, I can't pretend to be like when two
people are like you want kids i want kids exactly wow they're gonna make a lot of sense yeah they're
like we both want two that's crazy yeah and then everyone's fighting over the same guy because they
want to get like it just i mean well it all boils down to i saw this person and was the horniest
for them yeah yeah they are the one who wins because guess what?
Nothing really changes in two months.
You're still in a manic period.
Yes.
It's true.
It really is just like mania of the show.
Yes.
It's like we're going to put people in an insane situation with a camera in their face
and ask them to perform constantly.
And it's just like, of course nothing works.
Get them drunk.
Take their phone.
It's abuse.
It's abuse.
It's literally a manic episode.
And no one knows that because we're watching it like weeks apart.
But like these people are cooped up for like two and a half months.
Only talking to each other.
And then guess what?
The friends they make one day are just gone.
Yes.
Like Eric goes to talk to Rachel.
He doesn't come back.
Yeah.
And we've been hanging out
for two and a half months.
Also, you're lying to your family.
Where are you?
Like when they come out
and they're like,
I'm engaged
and they're like,
you said you were doing
like a sleep study.
Like what do they tell
their loved ones?
What if something happens?
Like, hey,
hey, is this Mrs. Eric?
Yeah.
Eric fell off a boat
in Copenhagen. Can you come ID the body? Oh is this Mrs. Eric? Yeah. Eric fell off a boat in Copenhagen.
Can you come ID the body?
Oh, dead, by the way.
Yeah.
You don't really survive
that kind of thing
no matter where it is.
Well,
does Ted know about this
that you're not a
Love is Blind fan?
We're telling Ted.
No, no, no.
I am.
That's the only one I've watched.
That's the only one I've watched
is what I'm saying.
Yeah.
No, I had a while
with Love is Blind too.
Don't tell Ted.
Don't tell Ted. I had a while with Love is Blind as I've talked about in this podcast. I'm like, Yeah. No, I had a while with Love is Mine too where I was like, don't tell Ted. Don't tell Ted.
I had a while
with Love is Mine
as I've talked about
in this podcast.
I'm like,
I can't stick with it.
I can't watch any dating show.
I cannot watch.
That's the only one I could.
I did watch like
the social dilemma reality shows
like The Circle and stuff.
No, I don't watch those.
I did watch The Ultimatum
which was insane.
The Ultimatum was crazy.
All the way through.
Yeah.
So I've seen the one season
of The Ultimatum and I've
seen, I think, two seasons of
Love is Black. You gave it a fair shot.
I gave it a fair shot. Yeah.
You did it. I did it. I mean,
seeing two seasons of anything, I can say
I watch something if I watch four episodes
of it. Oh, yeah. Then I
consider myself a fan and an authority.
Yeah. And I come on here and I say, here's the
definitive word on this thing I've seen an eighth of. Yeah. And I come on here and I say, here's the definitive word on this thing
I've seen an eighth of.
Yeah.
And people listen.
And people listen and then.
If something's popular enough,
do you watch four episodes of it
just to be a part of the conversation?
Yeah, four seems reasonable.
Unless watching,
it's going to be a miserable experience for me.
Unless the genre,
I don't do scary and I don't do like graphic.
Right.
Okay.
I'm good with anything.
When people come on SNL and host,
do you feel like you have to watch their stuff?
Not as much anymore because now I'm going to anything. When people come on SNL and host, do you feel like you have to watch their stuff? Not as much anymore because now,
I'm going to peel back the curtain,
Lauren doesn't like
when they promote the thing too much.
Oh, interesting.
So it's like,
there might not be a sketch
about their project.
Right.
Which I think is fine.
Unless it's cultural zeitgeist.
Unless it's zeitgeist
and like,
oh sure,
Gosling can do it.
I'm just kidding.
You think you're going to
shoot your shot
on a challenger sketch this week?
Oh sure.
Something with the score. Something with the score. that's your pull. I it. You think you're going to shoot your shot on a challenger sketch this week? Oh, sure. Something with the score.
Something with the score.
Well, that's your pull.
I don't know how
you're going to make that funny
because the score was perfect.
It's perfect.
Yeah.
Why am I thinking
I'm thinking of a sketch?
Okay.
Oh.
I can't say what it is
because Bowen says
if I ever pitch him a sketch,
they can't use it.
Oh, really?
Legally.
It's a legal thing.
I could sue.
Yeah.
If I feel like he listens too hard. Oh, legally, I could sue them. It's a legal thing. I could sue. Yeah. And you just seem like the type.
If I feel like he listens too hard.
Oh yeah,
I'm very litigious.
Speaking of being on the edge,
it's your turn to do it.
Oh my God,
I'm so scared.
Okay.
Don't be.
Don't be.
All right.
This is Taylor's Almond
since I don't think so honey.
Her time starts now.
I don't think so honey.
People who skip the museum gift shop.
Oh,
I'm sorry.
You go to one,
one museum. And on the way out, you're like, oh, what? I forgot that was here. I start with the museum gift shop. Oh, I'm sorry. You go to one one museum and on the way out, you're like, oh, what?
I forgot that was here.
I start with the museum.
How else are you supposed to know what to pay attention to once you're in the museum? OK, I don't want to look like a fucking idiot standing in front of an unimportant piece of art.
No, too long.
I'm getting teary eyed in front of a painting of a field going oh my god what's this
one called landscape by who the fuck yeah no what made the magnets what made the postcards what can
i take home with me you think it's cringy to buy something from a museum gift shop you think you're
better than a starry night umbrella you're fucking not i want to remember the time i saw the scream
in person it was like wow i'm doing something yes fucking cultured yes i want to remember the time i saw the scream in person it was like wow i'm doing something yes
fucking cultured yes i want to bring it home with me i want to put it on my refrigerator bare minimum
use it as a bookmark in a book i started and didn't finish right i don't think so honey you
are not better than the museum gift shop and that is one minute also if you don't go to the museum
gift shop and get something how are you you going to have too many shirts?
Yes.
How are you going to have too many shirts
if you didn't buy one at the museum?
Yes.
And it's important to have too many.
Yes.
The only other way
you could have too many shirts
is if you start doing stand-up
and you get one from every club
you've ever performed in.
That's the only other way
and that takes years.
But if you're not a stand-up,
then what are you going to
put on your coffee tables?
Go to the museum gift shop
to buy the book.
Grow the fuck up.
Where was it that we went
in Berlin?
We went to that museum
in Berlin.
Remember?
We didn't go to a museum.
Oh, we went to a Berlin museum.
I forgot what it's called.
But in Amsterdam,
we went to the Rijksmuseum,
which is what I love.
Is that where I bought
my yellow shirt
that I've never worn?
That's where you bought
a yellow shirt
that you've never worn.
And I wouldn't have it
taking up space
if I hadn't gone
to the gift shop.
And that's important culture.
I need to see what is the jigsaw puzzle.
Yeah.
Yes.
And then I'm going to be like, I know to go to that.
Yes. You'll miss the room if it's too big. The best museum I've ever been to is in Oslo
in Norway. And it's I can't pronounce it, but it's so good. And there's so many different
types of things in there. And you could absolutely miss something if you're not careful.
I went two days in a row because I missed stuff.
It's so smart to start with the shop because then you've kind of outsmarted the layout and the floor plan. You know what I mean? Like the traffic pattern. You're like, let me start where
they don't want me to go first. Yeah. I was talking to my sibling about this last night
and they go, it's like reading the study questions before you read the chapter.
Yes. So, you know know what always gets me?
This is sort of my museum.
Is it the park?
Yes.
I get a mug, a coffee mug from every ride I like.
Yeah.
If I had a good time.
If I had an amazing time, which I often do, especially once.
So we went, we went on the Jurassic Park ride a long time ago.
One of my favorite mugs I have, and I wouldn't have it if I hadn't
bought it.
Yes.
That's exactly right.
It's actually
real culture number eight.
I wouldn't have it
if I hadn't bought it.
This is an important
part of culture.
Capitalism,
consumer,
you know,
like this is what
this is all about.
I love that you two
love theme parks
because that's another
thing that people act
like they're too good for.
No,
shut up.
Give me a break.
Theme parks are so fun.
They were built for your imagination.
Exactly.
Get your steps in.
Every day,
I watch YouTube videos
about the construction
of Epic Universe,
which is the new theme park
that is going to double
the size of the Universal Orlando Resort
and truly start the theme park war
in Orlando.
Or will it finish it? Stay tuned. It's a totally
separate theme park. It is a totally separate
theme park. I am going to send you some links.
Please do. Because let me tell you
something. They are not playing.
Not playing. Do you like
the movie How to Train Your Dragon?
Stop!
Talk about a score.
You spoke of Harry Potter earlier.
Yes.
You're in luck.
They're doing a Harry Potter ride?
Yes, they are.
And it might be called
Battle at the Ministry of Magic.
And the villain might be
Dolores Umbridge herself
reprised by Imelda Staunton.
Okay?
There is new technology
they have not yet revealed
that will make the attraction
unforgettable.
Then there's Dark Universe,
which is going to have all the Universal Classic monsters. Then, there's Dark Universe, which is going to have all
the monsters.
Universal Classic monsters.
Oh my God.
Dracula.
And finally,
Super Nintendo World.
Wow.
You're going to ride Mario Kart.
Oh yeah,
there's Nintendo World
at Hollywood.
Have you been yet?
Not to Nintendo World.
You got to take the whole team.
Take the whole team.
You got to do it.
You got to take the whole team.
You, Joe,
I would love to see Joe.
Joe has been,
Joe has taken
her niece, nephew,
one of her relatives
to that park
and has a lot of things to say.
Does Joe like theme parks?
This is my new tattoo.
Oh my God, I'm so excited.
I got a roller coaster tattoo.
Roller coaster.
This is a metaphor for friendship.
So it's healing,
but that's two people
on the ride together.
And they're going over the hill
and they're in zero gravity.
Isn't that cute?
That makes me happy.
That's so cute. It's got the circle. You can't that cute? That makes me happy. It's so cute.
It's got the circle.
You can tell that's fresh.
It's fresh.
It's fresh.
Yeah, she's got her second skin on.
But what's this joke that you have?
It's like recycling in a theme park.
You're part of the problem.
Oh yeah, you're part of the problem.
Throw your hands up.
Throw your hands up.
Oh, being like offended
at a comedy show or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not trying to be a good person
at a comedy show.
You're here, you're bad at a comedy show.
It's like trying to recycle
at a theme park.
Yeah, yeah.
You're here.
You're part of the
problem
just throw your
hands up
so good
throw your hands up
title up
title up
throw your hands up
and we throw our
hands up for Taylor
Tomlinson
we throw our hands up
and clap them in the
air
wow
this was so fun
thank you so much
for having me
we are so happy
you came
honored
like I said
one of the first
things I saw you
when we met for the
show was like
it's not a surprise to me at all
to see you continue
to be so great
and do so well
so star
star star
watch After Midnight
and we end every episode
with a song
After Midnight
I'm really gonna
do do do do
do do do
oh Chappell
sorry
do you know Chappell
has a song called
After Midnight
of course I know
you've been told
yes of course
I think we used
her song in our
trailers for the show.
Perfect.
I think it was just so perfect.
She's fucking so amazing.
You should play it right before the show, but I know you haven't.
I asked our amazing Percy, our incredible warm-up guy.
Yes, oh my God, I was going to say, he's great.
Isn't Percy amazing?
He's got a great warm-up.
People come to the show for Percy, including me.
He doesn't just he dances
he dances well
like knows the Beyonce
single ladies dance
yeah he does it all
and then he's like
Matt come on and do it
and I would never do that
but he got me to do it
and I didn't know it
but he got me to commit
which is the power of Percy
which is the power of Percy
I asked him to put
Hot To Go
on the list
and when people know
the dance
it's really fun
but you do have to wait
a while for the dance
to kick in.
So I think I need to tell him
the timestamp on it
because sometimes people get
because he has audience members
come up and dance
on commercial break.
And some of them know
Hot To Go The Dance.
Yes.
Chapel is taking off, man.
Oh my God.
She's so good.
Chapel,
come on the show, girl.
Percy.
Oh, she'd love the show.
I feel like she,
well, she knows of the show
because she won album
of the year last year
before her album even came out
at the culture awards
amazing
and she sends in a video
thanking us
and watch this space chapel
you may be racking up
some noms at this year's
culture awards
bye
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