Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Truants and Delinquents" (w/ Aaron Jackson & Josh Sharp)

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

Are you ready for an episode of emotional truths? Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp join the sisters to talk about the original city girls, fucking up press tours, season 2 of the Traitors casting, bringing your meds to the island, hitting the campaign trail for Dicks: The Musical (out in select theaters THIS WEEK and nationwide on 10/20), and more more more! Plus a series of beeps: what could they be saying??  Bonus episodes are available early for subscribers to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/lasculturistasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong.

Las Culturistas calling. You better relax. Okay. I said to them. Sorry. And I said already these two. They come in here because they have this like. I'm sorry.

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Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. take it from Ding Dong take it from Ding Dong okay ready three two one Ding Dong Las Culturistas calling we love television is that your impression of us we love television

you do you do that's us girl last night last night on Taylor Boat oh my god

a housewife be like we do that. You are dragging us to hell, but you know what it is? There is truth in comedy. Lying for comedy. Lying for comedy.

Lying for comedy. Title of app. Lying for comedy. Title of app. So keep going. Wait, this is good. I want to hear more about. Oh God,

it's just such a crazy world being me. Which one are you? I'm both. Yeah. And I'm playing both. I feel this is confusing. I agree.

Should we tell the people who these girls are? Yeah. You can do your thing. I didn't mean to interrupt. Well, these are two doves. I thought you were going to say duds. I was like, whoa. They're two doves in that they're white pigeons.

Oh, my God. White rats of the sky. Begging for speed. You guys are white pigeons. We're white pigeons. Yeah my God. White rats of the sky. Begging for seed. You guys are white pigeons. We're white pigeons. Yeah, we are nasty birds. There's no way we're something beautiful. Oh no, they're dirty birds.

Mama, I'll eat scraps out your hand. There's something about pigeon culture. You have to respect them. They know their objectives. Girl, they went round the world. They thrive. Any environment will do. Thrive and survive.

Are they in every environment? Well, cities. Yeah. round the world. They thrived. Any environment would do. Thrive and survive. Are they in every environment? Well, cities. Yeah. Around the world. The world over. You don't see pigeons in the country. The original city girls. You're right.

City girls. City girls. They said, I have this damn figured out. Oh, my God. When you said city girls, my mind went to city high. And now in my head, pigeons are singing, what would you do if your son was at home? Remember that song?

I do. Remember. That's very Las Colas. You could have put that in your intro. I'm in great voice. You're in... Have a vocal zone.

Have the vocal zone. Show it to the camera. We're recording. Vocal zone. This episode is brought to you by Vocal Zone. These are some of the best lozenges you can get, right?

Well, we're holding the Ricola's and the vocal zone. The vocal zone is the pastilles. And don't forget water, of course. And don't forget water. The original vocal zone. Pick your poison. Now, what do you two do? You guys do a comedy routine?

We do a comedy routine. We travel the nation and the world doing vaudevillian. Yeah, burlesque. Burlesque. Burlesque, very sexy comedy. You're kidding. It's so funny. It's like you're the

naked ones on stage but so is the audience in a way exactly a mirror a mirror a mirror now in your comedy

do you feel that you hold a mirror up to society absolutely are you driven by more pain or joy oh yes well that wasn't this is

I've learned so much let me tell you something you know what you guys need bad media training we need media training bad oh I've been sitting in with Let me tell you something. You know what? You guys need bad media training. We need media training bad. Oh, I've been sitting in with these girls in interviews and going, these girls don't know a thing.

Yeah, no. And I've actually been watching some of the clips. And it's like, the two of you will be talking. And then you'll see Bowen next to you like this. That's right at all. He's like, oh my God, they're fucking this whole press tour up. He'll keep going, can we cut? You're supposed to go.

Gives us notes. I like all the hosts equally. I don't have a favorite. And they just fall for it every time. They fall for it every time. Always saying Barbara Walters. Should we tell them, the listeners, the Katie's Readers, Publicist, Finalists, who these people are?

Well, can we just check to see that the waiver is still good? Good. Anyways. Interim agreement. Interim Sharp. Interim agreement. Interim agreement. Interim agreement. So wait, with the WGA strike over, wow. Yeah, first of all.

First time you've said that on pod? Yeah, this actually is the most current up-to-date episode. Well, yeah, we're doing it in the present. Yeah, current events are happening as we speak. This is the most current episode. This is the most current episode. This is the most current episode of the podcast yet.

And with that being said, I think that the big news outside of the strike being over is that you guys have a film. That's true. And we were talking

earlier about how excited you guys are to be hitting the campaign trail. Because really, it's awesome. It's an awards campaign. Yeah, this is an awards campaign.

Absolutely. Yep, yep. I mean, not no. What are the message boards saying? Because I know you're tapped in to the awards prognosticators. Are you calling me uncool? No, I'm calling you learned

and finger on the pulses. Here's what I'll say. There was a day in the group chat, and this is just the truth, where you guys said, we want Megan Thee Stallion winning an Oscar for her song Out Alpha The Alpha in the truth. Where you guys said, we want Megan Thee Stallion winning an Oscar for her song Out Alpha The Alpha in the film.

And I think I sent like 50 texts in a row. You did. You gave up sort of like planning out a way that it can happen because I do believe there's a path forward. I screen capped and I forwarded right to A24. I said, listen to the savant and do this. This is me being an actual publicist.

It was giving like pure knowledge bank. I was like, this is amazing. Matt Rogers, do be knowing the prognosticators. Can I tell you what's going to happen? Yeah. You're going to be nominated. You're not going to win. We know. I think that. We know we won't win. But don't be disappointed.

Don't be publicly disappointed because that would be not cool. You have to lose gracefully. Privately, really freak out. Privately, you should throw a huge fit at the Oscars. Like, break some of my own objects. Yeah. Only if they're your own. Thank you.

Thank you. And start to, like, blame people around you. Like, you! Friends and family. Like, you fucked up. Fire someone. And then you should poison Billie Eilish and Phineas. I'm going to scream, she's already got one!

But she's already got one! This isn't fair! Him in his eyes, he really believes it. Yeah. He really feels that way. Actor, going to get nominated

and win for acting. So you guys not only wrote the film, but you star in the film. Have we even said our names? Yeah, I said you were Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. No, we didn't.

We did not say. We did not say that yet. Ladies and gentlemen and Enby friends, welcome to your ears, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Particular hello to the Envy friends. What?

I love the Envy friends. I agree. Ladies, gentlemen, and Envy friends. And Envy friends. It goes Envy friends, ladies, gentlemen, if I'm ranking. And then Envy enemies. Yeah, and then Envy enemies. You know what's been fun on the internet

is with all these floods that have been happening in New York. And all this damn world. The Survivor video getting posted a bunch. And then being like, girls in New York be like, but it's really good to see that little clip of them girls in that raft. The Michelle. Every time I see it, I say, I'm glad to see these girls. If I surround myself with positive things, I'll gain prosperity.

It's the camera work that doesn't get a lot of... You just left the eagle. You just came straight from the eagle. Fresh from the eagle shitting outcome. We're coming out shit. I'm sorry, that was really graphic. Sometimes things do get a little bit mixed up down there.

The wires get crossed. Jeffery's going all the way to the anus. And you know what's funny? A lot of people are going to be listening to this episode right now being like, this is so raunchy. Well, you have seen enough of that. Oh, honey. Because Dix the Musical, this is your film. This is raunchy. This is really raunchy, guys.

Did it get raunchier the second time for you, Matt? Matt has seen it twice now. I've seen it twice. Let's just say it's a great rewatch. It goes there. Yeah, it really goes there. It goes there, honey. And you're in the film as well.

I am, I am. Bowen Yang is in the film. What was the set like? The set was like a family. It was small and cheap and shitty. Like a family.

Like a family. Small, cheap and shitty. And you guys had Megan Thee Stallion for two and a half hours? Four days. Can you believe that? Actually? Actually, yeah. and shitty. And you guys had Megan Thee Stallion for two and a half hours? We had her two days of her... Four days. Can you believe that?

Actually? Actually, yeah. Four days. Four days. Wow. And they wanted to do, like, a big run-through of the whole movie. One of the days she was there,

we were like, we can't do that. I think we can't just have Megan Thee Stallion sort of sitting in the trailer. Yeah, being like, oh, okay. Being like,

I brought a book. She's reading The Velvet Rage because she wants to get to know white gays better. She's like, I thought I would get to know white gays better. I'm reading The Velvet Rage. I's reading The Velvet Rage because she wants to get to know white gays better. She's like, I thought I would get to know white gays better. I'm reading The Velvet Rage. I'm reading The Velvet Rage during a stop down in my trailer while they're going to do a walkthrough of the whole film.

A physical book, walking around like Belle. Half my team is white gays. I might as well get to know them better. Flip, flip, flip. That Meg! She's like walking around. Bonjour! Bonjour!

Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour. Bongo! Bongo! Bongo! Bongo! Bongo! Bongo! she's like walking around Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bonjour Bongo Bongo Bongo

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Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo Bongo We should cover that. Absolutely. She should do a whole album of Disney covers. She should cover bongos. Yeah. Do you think she remembers being in your movie? Yes. We actually wondered if she did, and then when we got to see her at SNL, she confirmed she did.

She confirmed she was like... But truly it is such a fever dream that we were like, she doesn't know who we are. And then we saw her and she was like, hey boys! What I was saying to her all week was, I was like, Josh and Erin are coming this weekend.

She goes, really? And then she sees them at the after party, lights up, and then she goes, now there's been a competition. Wait, what did she say? It was like, everybody here all week been saying, oh, Josh and Erin, Josh and Erin, they're my best friends. They're my best friends. And I said, no, they're my best friends. It was a competition to see who was best friends with Josh and Erin. Now, at the same time, don't have her number.

No way to communicate. Which I think is how it should be. People are always like, y'all message? I'm like, do I message her? No. No way. Probably the next time you see her

is at the Academy Awards. At the Academy Awards when I'm handing her her trophy. Yeah. When I'm side stage, she comes off of her performance. I tell her down. Great job, babe.

You tell her down. Great job. Oh, my God. You know what's going to happen? Bowen Yang is gonna Give the award For best original song He's gonna open the envelope

He's gonna be like This is my impression Of Bowen Yang Presenting the Oscar Let's see it La la land And the Oscar Goes to

So exciting Hold on These things are Not easy to open Yeah My fingers are wet I ripped it in half Screw y'all

Billy Eilish And Phineas For Barbie Not easy to open. My fingers are wet. I ripped it in half. Screw y'all. Hmm. Billie Eilish and Phineas for Barbie. Featuring that TikTok woman for the song Although Enjoyment. Although enjoyment. She might get a special Oscar. She should get a special Oscar. She should certainly perform at the show. Oh, definitely.

She should perform at the show. She should put that song on the map. Maybe Billie performs the song as is. She does her version during In Memoriam. Oh, that. She put that song on the map. Maybe Billie performs the song as is. She does her version during In Memoriam. Oh, that would be beautiful. I'm sad again. I'm sad again. Queen Zilog at the Oscars.

We must get her. She should definitely at least do the red carpet and interview everyone coming in. Exactly. At the very least. Yeah. Because they do get like TikTok. Of course.

To do that. Of course. She's one of the biggest. She's one of the biggest. She's one of the biggest. Yeah. Do you even understand how big she is on the talk? She's huge. On the talk.

She has 20,000 followers. Hey. That would have been humiliating. I have less. Boy meet. You are covering the camera. Sorry. This is a visual medium today.

This is a visual medium. Get out. Get out of our shot. Is it always visual now? Where's the glam squad? For the important girls. Now, how are you guys transitioning into fall? Oh, my God.

Well, I'm sweating like a damn horse at the race. Because, yeah, it's warm. I got off at the wrong station, a station too early, because I was so excited. So I had to walk really fast and I worked up a sweat. Happens to a lot of guys. Happens to a lot of guys.

Got up one station too early. Oh, release. You know, I hear that they say that the subway system is going to be getting air conditioning. Really? I'll believe that. In Taiwan,

when I went 10,000 years ago to Taiwan, they had AC in there. I'm like, come on, why can't we have AC in ours? Well, the city actually couldn't handle what happened the other day with the rain. So I don't know that we should be holding our breath for air conditioning subways. We should be holding our

breath because we're going to be under the water. Oh, girl. Thanks, Eric. You said that. You said that. Better learn to free dive. Is that what it's called? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. When the guys and the gals. Guys, gals, and me friends. Kate Winslet. Kate W guys gals Kate Winslet Kate Winslet famously Kate Winslet

oh yeah she was amazing in Titanic she really was she was really good wouldn't you say oh man do you think that they

invented the phrase star turn for when she turned around in the film you know who does it so good it's with a hat different movie

Cinderella live action Cate Blanchett reveal stepmother is a full hat turn evil Because it's so good. It's with a hat. Different movie. Cinderella live action. Cate Blanchett reveal stepmother is a full hat turn evil. That's a really good star turn. Yeah. If you get the opportunity to turn around in a hat on screen. You better eat. You better eat.

You better eat. That's actually really cool. You better come hungry and leave full. That's really cool. Number 20. If you get the opportunity to turn around on screen with the hat, you better eat. You better come hungry

and leave full. That's the longest rule ever. It's one of the longest rules ever. I'm exhausted by the end. Yeah, but important rule. So Nathan Lane must have been one of your heroes growing up. What was it like to share time

with him on set? And did he give you any advice? He said, stick with it, girls. Did he? No, he honestly mostly said like, can't believe you've got me here. Can't believe we're doing it. No, we love Nathan and we loved working with Nathan. And we're friends to this very day.

Wow, you did get some media training. Yeah. We loved working with Nathan. No, Nathan was... The truth is, we're gagged for Nathan. When we'd be in a whole day, like, anytime we were just, like, waiting, and we were all, you know, waiting around,

we'd be like, well, Nathan, like, list a specific project, and be like, just go. And he'd be like, well, and then just talk for, like, 30 minutes. And you'd just sit there. Yeah. Just spin us a yarn, father.

Yeah, spin us a yarn, father. I mean, it was surreal for me at least. And I think we even talked about this. Like, oh, my filter. We even talked about this. We're like, I don't have a filter. I'm unfiltered. I'm unfiltered.

Then don't pop your pee. Uncut. Uncut. Unfiltered, uncut, and unbothered. My spinoff. And unwell. And unwell. Unfiltered, uncut, unbothered.

Unmoored from reality. Unwell. And unmoored from reality. And unwell. And unwell. Unfiltered, uncut, unbothered. Unmoored from reality. Unwell. And unmoored from reality. And uncle. Uncle. And uncle to a beautiful girl. If I'm lucky and my sister gets pregnant any day now. I'm working on it.

Don't put that pressure on her. I'm working on it. She doesn't have to be pregnant. I'm working on it. She does not have to get pregnant for you to be an uncle. What are you talking about? She could adopt. She could adopt.

Oh, yeah. She could win one in a lottery. She could steal one. She could steal one. Many ways. Many ways for you to be an uncle. Just take one off the street. Of course.

You see a kid, grab it. Grab it. You want to be a parent, you see a kid, take it. So obviously the climate, while we're talking about taking kids off the street, the climate is really nasty right now out there. Are you nervous about releasing this film to a very conservative country? Yes. Yes.

Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Every night I say prayers to God that the conservatives will accept the film. And as you know, we need this film to recoup. We need this film to make $350 million. That was the budget?

That was the budget. In opening weekend. In opening weekend. That was just to pay Meg? That was the budget? That was the budget. In opening weekend. In opening weekend. That was just to pay Meg? That was just Meg. To pay Meg. That was for Meg's nails. For her nails and her first edition of The Velvet Rage.

Yes. You got her first edition. Signed copy. Signed by every gay man. It took a lot of time. Right, gay. Oh, yeah. I signed that book.

You signed it, right? I literally brought The Velvet Rage up in therapy the other day because I haven't read it. And my therapist was like, I mean, yeah. And I was like, why do you say that? She goes, it's really for white gays. That's cruel. I love that. That's cruel and a little bit hot.

She goes, but you know what? For that reason, you might get a lot out of it. I was like, okay. And then she was like, that'll be $400. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bagot cuck. Yeah. like, that'll be $400. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baggot cuck. Yeah. Yeah, that's what she said.

Yeah. Maria! It's a windshield wiper. Maria! I must be a fan. Me getting this shit out of my eyes. Maria! Finally, it's visual.

It's visual. It's visual. Yeah, see, this is the stuff you're missing in our episode. Yeah. Hilarious things like that. Yeah, there's so many funny things that happen when you can see the performer. Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaking of seeing, what were you going to say about Nathan Lane and seeing him? I was just going to say there were fun moments in between setups in the chair where it was Nathan, Megan Mullally, cameo spoiler, Nick Offerman. Cameo spoiler. Am I allowed to spoil? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in the trailer. It was just like, and then Amy Jo. It was like Aaron's relative.

And it was us just kind of sitting in the back, listening to these people talk. It was lovely. It was really fun. That's all. I had to share an ear. There was a time we were at dinner with Nathan and Mullally, and they were both trading Elaine Stritch stories,

and Aaron and I were truly grabbing pies under the table. And jerking each other off to completion as well. Multiple loads under the table. Disgusting. I owe her a cleaning fee. An under-table cleaning. Oh, my God. Well, you were spilling tea.

They were spilling tea. We were spilling cum. They were spilling tea. You guys were spilling cum, and now you're spilling all the secrets on the podcast. I was spilling cum. They were spilling tea. You guys were spilling cum. And now you're spilling all the secrets on the podcast. I was cumming shit. So that everyone out there hopefully gets excited about the movie and goes to see it.

Opening weekend. Opening weekend. October 6th in New York City, LA, and San Francisco. And San Francisco. They added San Francisco. I wonder why. Why do you think? What do you think it is?

I think it's something to do with that bay. Yeah, that bay. I think the film has so many allusions and references to bays. To bays. It's like, oh, that bay. And the bridges. And the bridges. And the bridges.

The weekend after expanding to Mandalay Bay. Mandalay Bay. Oh. You're kidding. You're kidding. You're kidding. Now, eventually, are they going to be able to see this in the middle of the country? On the 20th, it goes wide, which is a shocking thing to say out loud.

I can't believe this film is even playing at Angelica, much less an AMC in Wichita. It's going to be at the Angelica. Wait, where are you, real earnest question,

where are you going to buy a ticket to go see it? I don't know. I want to wait a couple weeks to buy a ticket, but wait,

when does this episode come out? This comes out on Wednesday. Oh, slight. Okay. Quite actually, we've been told that the thing that most helps a film like this is people coming opening weekend. Yeah, no, yes.

So it's like, everyone, your readers know this. Yeah. So like, New York, it's playing at the Angelica and- The 66th Street AMC. And Alamo Brookhouse. Alamo Draftland. Alamo Brookhouse. Alamo Brookhouse.

Alamo Draftland. Everyone write that down. That's where it's playing. In downtown Draftland. But we're doing Q&As at Angelica Friday and Saturday at 8. Yes. So perverts could come

and shout things at us. Yeah, I love that. Okay, so you don't want the first experience of seeing the movie to have Nicole Kim in before it. No, the A is at AMC. Oh, it is at AMC.

Oh, you're right. Actually, that's where I do it. And we're doing Q&As at the 615s on Friday and Saturday. That's true. Yes, yes, yes. But I don't know if we'll be able&As at the 615s on Friday. That's true. Yes, yes, yes. But I don't know if we'll be able to watch. We've watched it several times and do still enjoy watching it,

but now I'm excited to have a break and then maybe go like a Tuesday night at 11. So fucking stoned. I haven't seen it stoned. I haven't seen it stoned. And I really want to see it stoned. Oh. Have a cocktail.

I may have been a little high the first time I saw it. I've had cocktails and seen it. I haven't been drunk. Plenty. But I want to go fully stoned. Yeah. Because as you know, it's like a bit of,

it's not explicitly a stoner film, but it certainly reads as a stoner film. I think stoners that enjoy comedy would be enjoying being stoned to watch it. Yeah. There's a lot of dumb jokes. This one's for the girls that are the freaks,

the fags, the weirdos, the queerdos. The queerdos. This is for the losers. The losers. This is for the ones who have always felt scapegoated. Truants and delinquents.

Yeah, Larry Charles, the director, texted us the other day legitimately. He was like, I believe A24 needs to know to market this film to truants and delinquents. People should be skipping school. We should encourage students to skip school to see this film.

And smoke cigarettes. And smoke cigarettes during the screen. And we're like, we'll pass that along. And we did. Literally, I did. I got screen caps sent to A24. And we're like, we'll pass that along. And we did. And literally I did. I got screen caps sent to A24. And they were like, totally on it.

I mean, maybe my favorite fact about my life over the past two weeks is the fact that I got to meet Larry at Sir. Oh, yes.

At Sexy Unique Restaurant. At Sexy Unique Restaurant where your after party was, which was an inspired choice because for me, Sir is mostly a museum. And wait, let me say quickly,

when we premiered in Toronto, A24 chose as our pre-party a Hooters. Another inspired choice. So they've been nailing it. I will say they do know how to put out a movie. They do know how to put out a movie. That group. That group. And that's a bunch of truants, delinquents, freaks, and queer dazs.

And don't forget losers. And losers! Losers all. Those who felt scapegoated their entire life. But Lariat, freaks, and queer guys. And don't forget losers. And losers. Yeah. Losers all. Those who felt scapegoated their entire life. But Larry at Sir is an interesting contact. I'm telling you, I walk in, there's Larry. Did you love him? Well, it's funny that you say that because in high school. You're about to cry.

I'm literally weeping. In high school, I remember my AP urinal teacher was like, I went to go see Borat. Don't go see it. And of course, he was like, I went to go see Borat. Don't go see it. And of course, he was like, it was the funniest movie. It was the funniest movie I've ever seen.

You all can't see it. So of course, then we all went. And it was very, it was very truants and delinquents of us to be like 15 and going to see Borat. But I hope 15 year olds see this movie. Yeah, nasty little kids.

I would love to do it. I mean, again, being earnest, but it's like, who knows how the movie will do it, might full flop. But it's like,

if it's somebody's waiting for Guffman, if it's what it was for me at 15, if it's that, then it's like, God bless. If it's somebody's wet hot.

I might not have license to say this, being involved, but I feel like it will 100% have that sort of legacy. It's so good. And for people who don't know,

Larry Charles directed it, Borat, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, legendary Bruno. One of the greatest films. I want to re-watch Bruno. I got to re-watch Bruno. Bruno is funny. Bruno is...

He told some crazy stories about shooting that too. They had to build like an escape tunnel from one of the situations because they were like, this is going to turn really violent. Was it the sex party? No, I think it was. Doesn't Bruno like go to like a WWE match? Yes, yes, yes. They built an escape tunnel.

They were like, we're worried the crowd will riot. And they filmed things twice. Completely new setups and like new situations and the first time it got so scary when the second time they built an escape tunnel. Larry also has a story because they were like doing research and stuff

and they went to like Kit Kat Club, the like famous sex club and you have to like strip naked to go in basically and they were like other than him they let him keep his clothes on

and he was like I think they thought I was a rabbi. Yeah. So he was like I was walking around fully clothed creeping everyone else

out. He's like I'm in a suit and my long beard I think they think I'm a rabbi. Oh my god. They're like, I'm in a suit and my long beard. I think they think I'm a rabbi. Oh my God. Sir, you don't have to.

You're a man of the cloth. You don't have to take off your clothes. You stay just as you are, honey. Larry has incredible

stories. I love you just the way you are. I tried to pick a your key. A Matt key. You tried to pick a me key?

Yeah, Matt Rogers. You think that I sing very high? I think that you sing very high love you just the way you are they need to think I'm a good singer they already know

eagle stamps all over your hands this Friday you really do it's not just a big Friday for you in fact I'm still like all's a big Friday for both of us I'm gonna come in I'm gonna be like hey shut the film down

I'm gonna get high every projector they really don't know yet what it is right they don't know that's fun I don't know if you're listening to this

on the 4th you'll know in two days on your way to see you've got your earpods in I keep wanting to call it fucking identical twins I know me too

I call it twins all the time we've always said that the director's cut in like 20 years same movie just called fucking identical twins yeah it's just when the culture will let us call it that yeah in 20 gorgeous years was it always gonna change the title because for people that don't know

it was originally a UCB show called fucking identical twins correct and it was sort of which I think we've discussed many times on the podcast certainly watershed oh yeah main stage production Correct. And it was sort of, which I think we've discussed many times on the podcast, it'd be Watershed. Oh, yeah.

Watershed. Main stage production. I think everyone sort of did want to call it fucking Identical Twins and it only changed sort of very late in the game when they were like,

theaters will not show it. Yeah, I think they were like, AMCs were like, no. Beagle is saying we're not putting... I think they might have suspected, but I think they were hoping

we might be able to like put enough asterisks or something. It's also funny to hear that they were like, in France though, they'll like add sex to the titles of movies. When you do like international

distribution, they're like, it should be Frozen Penis. In France it'll be Frozen Penis 2. Frozen Penis 2. Are you excited for Wish? Um, no. Wish is the new Disney star.

Oh no, Disney. Ariana DeBose. wait what is it about It's about a wish The thing I'm excited about is the animation stuff They're mixing computer And animation with 2D I do think that's great I want a little more 2D up in my gig

I'm gonna take a risk here and say this She performed like the song at D23 at some point or at some like Disney thing. Like she performed like the song from the movie. D23! And I was like, that song doesn't register with me. Who were the songwriters?

I don't know and I feel sad. But I feel sad because I don't want to insult anyone. It wasn't us. But I guarantee whoever has written it, I've enjoyed 98%. Oh my God. And maybe just out of context. Maybe when you see this song in context, you don't mind. Maybe it was scripted with rich narrative context.

You see the little sidekick swimming next to her. You hear that mermaid song out of context? Yeah. Yeah. Then you put her under the sea. I get it. I usually like when I first hear these songs, like if it's good, I love it. Like I think I loved How Far I'll Go right away.

I loved How Far I'll Go. It's kind of a dirge. It's really a dirge. One of the great Disney dirges. It's a prayer. When she fucking in act three of that movie, when she's jumping off the raft, she goes, I am Moana. That's a slut.

Oh yeah, no, she ate I am Moana. That's a slut. Oh yeah, no, she ate down. Moana ate down. She came hungry and left full. She came hungry and left full. Let's just say that.

She had to poop after. Moana ate so hard in Moana, she had to poop later on. She pooped out of her dick hole. I don't like this.

You're like, hey, it's disgusting. If you want to be gross. Because you were at the Eagle last night. You got it all out of her dick hole I don't like this you're like hey it's disgusting you're really if you wanna be gross cause you were at the eagle last night you got it all

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Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened,

I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Are you guys more self-conscious about being gay or gross?

Gay. Yeah, I like being gross. About being gay, yeah. Well, the movie's coming out and it's so gay and so gross. Gay is tacky. Gay is tacky, right? Gay is tacky.

You're wearing a rainbow flag and you love Padam. It's humiliating. Megan Thee Stallion, she actually just left. We had her. Yeah, Megan was here. I saw her on the way out.

And she, as she was walking in, she finished. She turned the last page of Elverage and said, she threw it to the ground and said, tacky book.

Have you, you've seen Pride and Prejudice starring Keira Knightley? Oh, yeah. You know how the movie opens? She's like walking around reading and then she finishes the book and she just puts it to her chest?

That's what Meg did. And then said tacky. She goes tacky. She went ah, ah. Gently put it to her chest and said tacky ah. What was the last book you read? Because this is a true reader. But I've been in a bad reading slump

due to the press cycle. Due to the press cycle. But I am almost done with The Virgin Suicides, which I've never read. And I've never seen the movie. You should do that after you finish reading. I'm excited. Because you know I love Kirsten Dunst. We love Kirsten. Grew up with her. I mean, she didn't grow up with me, but I

grew up with her. Exactly. Isn't that funny? We didn't grow up together. But I do feel like if she came in here, she would feel immediately supported. Yeah. Well, we're all

Jesse Plemons types. Yeah. You think so? Absolutely. Rank us in terms of who's the most Jesse Plemons to least. Oh.

What's starting from the least? Least like Jesse? Least. Got them moves like Jagger? Got them moves like Plemonsast. Got them moves like Jagger? Got them moves like Plemons. I got them moves like Plemons. I got them moves like Plemons. There's an episode of Grey's Anatomy that Jesse Plemons is in.

Is there really? It has Aaron's length of hair. Oh, so I'm most. You're most. So number one is you, is Aaron. Wow, this is a huge honor. That's a huge honor. Have you met Kirsten Dunst?

I have not met Kirsten Dunst. Have you? No. You've refused? You've refused to meet her several times? She's maybe someone I would accidentally, against my will, like if I saw her on the street, be like, Kirsten! I wouldn't want to.

And then my body would just like, that's fine. Dr. Dunst! Dr. Dunst! We interacted on twitter maybe that makes me number two because i've had an interaction with her so that like that's kind of like interacting with him definitely you're number two what was the interaction i wonder well she we did a game on game show when it was on quibi called respect kirsten that's and it was just they had to name kirsten dunst facts as much as they could in 30 seconds

that's great and she saw it and reposted it and I think that's huge I think even did an emoji like mind blown or something

wow that was good that was a good interaction with Kirsten that's a great interaction yeah it blew her mind so that makes you

the second most like Jessie yeah that's the second most wow I could see Josh in an episode of Fargo. Okay.

Oh, sure. I think I'm the least like, you're the least. I have no similarities to Plemons. I think you have so Well, you're a sketch.

Name them. You're a sketch comedian. Actor, star. You're a sketch comedian. I'm a sketch comedian. Plemons is an actor and we're actors and you're a sketch comedian.

That's true. You put on wigs and say filth late at night on television. Sick. Sick. Dan Aykroyd sometimes they write filth that doesn't even make it

into a movie they toss it on YouTube that seems inefficient that doesn't seem like the most efficient way to do it yeah I would agree I just got a text

it's from A24 they said they're gonna toss the movie on YouTube oh no oh shit we're gonna toss this on YouTube shit

might do better might do better, guys. Might do better, yeah. It's the people's app. Exactly. A lot of people get really big from UDAS. You have Miranda Sings. Trisha Paytas. We could be the next Miranda Sings.

Yeah. What is your comment on the controversy? Oh, yes. We watched that in Fire Island the whole... We watched the whole thing. The apology video, the song. Oh, yeah. The apology video was dark.

Ten and a half minutes. Very long. We watched it all. Very long. Pat Regan led us. Pat Regan led us. Like giving facts. Oh, oh.

She's referencing this. Oh, wait. Was he like up to date on the... On the scandal. Yeah, he was up to date on the scandal. I was not up to date. I'm more of a Mr. Beast guy when it comes to YouTube. I don't know her.

Anyone follow Laura in the Kitchen? Laura in the Kitchen? She is the Rachel Ray of YouTube. She's making the quick little meals. What's your favorite thing that she's made? And least favorite. What's the most like Jesse Plemons dish she's made? She has made, oh my God, most like Jesse Plemons dish she's made. She has made, oh my God,

most like Jesse Plemons. What's the dish that's most like Jesse Plemons that Laura in the kitchen has made on YouTube? A beef stew. Oh. You just love beef stew

so much. I just love beef stew. But I love Jesse Plemons. Maybe you're like Jesse in that way. Maybe you're in suddenly. It's flipped. We did it wrong.

I'm the least like Jesse. You're the least. I'm the most. Thank you. Can I say, I actually feel not like Jesse P You're the least. I'm the most. Can I say, I actually feel not like Jesse Plemons at all. Why?

Speak on this. Speak on this. I think we have totally different skill sets. Baby, baby, baby. I just don't think I'm like Jesse Plemons. He's in Game Night.

That's comedy. That's comedy. He's funny in it even. Funny in it. You're funny. I don't know if I can do what he did in Power of the Dog. I think I'm more the twink.

Yeah, I think we're all more the twink. We're all the twink. To be honest with you, actually, I think I'm the most Benedict. You're the most? And I'm Kirsten. I'm trying to play my piano downstairs, and then you're strumming the guitar menacingly from up the banister. I think I'm a fun woman at the restaurant in the beginning.

Oh. Having a nice time. Then it's like, this is awkward. You know, and remember they leave? I think I'm a female director. Powerful. Jane Champion. Oh,

great, Jane Champion. Didn't we talk about her in one of the... Power of the room. We did, power of the room. We love that woman.

We love that woman. And her artistry. And her artistry. I feel like it's been a long enough time now where I can say that I was at the Critics' Choice Awards

that she was at the Europe Power of the Dog and she was bussing it down at that after party. Holding her trophy. Really? You remember. I remember. Oh yeah. Us with our Oscars. Yeah. Busting down. Very Eagles-like night.

The Eagles-like, the Eagle-like night. Basically that after party was like if Hollywood went to the Eagles. Went to the Eagles. Really? Who was fucking? Venus Williams and Andrew Garfield. Wow. They've had sparks for years.

Has anyone ever spoken on the fact that Andrew Garfield's last name is Garfield, which is that cat? Yeah. I'm sure someone's spoken on it. Every time I hear his name, I think of the orange cat. What does that make you think of the man? It's silly. It's plain silly.

I think of him, I think of Odie, I think of Lasagna. Andrew Odie, what if his name was Andrew Odie? Andrew Nermal. Here's my impression of Andrew Garfield being asked about this. Okay. Well, at first, it was actually quite annoying. Because all throughout, secondary school, primary school, people would they would say

Garfield Garfield and I would just I mean I'm allergic to cats which people don't know very hard he was sort of

reminding me of cats cats cats okay I hate to say this is sort of a Jesse Plemons skill set are you kidding you were so dialed in

in a full Plemons perfect Plemons perfect Plemons put this effect in my mind blown Kirsten Dunst tweet sorry X it's gonna cost $ Clems. Put this effect in. My mind blown. Kirsten Dunst tweet. Sorry, X.

It's going to cost $10,000. Put this effect in. Since when are you worried about the budget? Who's always spending money? Rich, evil man. Rich, evil man. Evil, white, rich man. Grow up wealthy. I'm feeling velvet rage at you right now.

Oh my God. You white gays. Velvet rage. I'm feeling velvet rage at you. I'm burning velvet. I'm burning velvet rage at you right now. Oh my God. You white gays. So much velvet rage. I'm feeling velvet rage at you. I'm burning velvet. I'm burning velvet. Burning red. Taylor Bow was fun.

I know. It was really fun. I was so tired. Oh, of course. I couldn't have done that. I was with Whitaker seeing Princess, the Maya Rudolph Prince cover. Oh my God. How was that?

So fun. I heard she did an impression. Maya did an impression of something, like an abstract concept. She lip synced the X-Files theme. She lip synced the X-Files. Yeah, it was really good. It was really good. That's really funny.

My falsetto is on point today. It was really good. I mean. She also did a classic bit where, like at a break between a song, her partner gave her like a banana phone, and she was just like, Paul Thomas Anderson.

Yeah, I was going to say, her Paul Thomas Anderson. Her best friend who she's in the band with whose name I forgot her best friend better be her husband yeah thank you say that

and that better have been in her vows you're my best friend my best friend my confidant and you will hand me a banana phone at my show

she does a classic Maya bit she answers the phone and goes the fuck do you want I'm brizzy putting an R in a word is very

myronal I'm brizzy very Brian Jordan R in a word is very Myron. I'm brizzy. Very Brian Jordan Alvarez. Oh my God. I'm brizzy. I said my. I'm brizzy. I think welt might be the funniest thing.

Welt? Welt. I finally heard that sitting song for the first time. It's so beautiful. TJ Mac. TJ Mac. Up to the start. TJ Mac.

The little ass. I mean, Brian Jordan Alvarez was also at Sexy Unique Restaurant the night of the premiere. Yes. What a good vibe. Yeah. Great vibe. Great oldies. Great what?

Oldies. Oh, great oldies. Great vibes. Great oldies. That was like on the radio when I grew up. I remember. I remember. B-103 or something.

Yeah. Could very well be that. Could very well be. Could very well be that. I remember. B-103 or something. Yeah. Could very well be that. Could very well be. Could very well be that. Something else. Z-100. Remember that one? The light FM.

Wow. Y'all are in Matt Rogers keys right now. Yeah, I know. Here we are. Picking high. That's a Bowen key. You'd be shocked at how low I can get. I can go pretty low too.

I'm in expansive range. I am get. I can go pretty low too. I'm in expansive range. Gaiathas. No. Didgeridoo. Didgeridoo down. What are you singing? You did it in the Survivor theme.

The Didgeridoo. Oh, Tony. I chose to let him go. I chose. We did karaoke the other night. And we sang. Who's we? Patrick Rogers sang He Wasn't Man Enough for Me.

Amazing. And we both have stories about how our mothers, when we were little, we would do that song. And my mom used to say, I have to put him on Rosie. She wanted to put me on Rosie O'Donnell

doing my Tony Braxton. You would have been so good on Rosie. You would have been amazing. You and Rosie would have cut up. Who was on? Oh, Wittek. Tony Braxton. You would have been so good on Rosie. You would have been amazing. You and Rosie would have cut up. Who was on? Oh, Wittek. Oh, yeah. Doug Wittek was on Rosie.

What the hell did I? Bleep that. Bleep that. Bleep that. He was on Rosie as a Harry Potter expert. Whoa, Rosie was on when Harry Potter was on. Oh, yeah. I forget how old Harry Potter is.

And how old Rosie is. Old Alto. Old Alto. Old Alto. Can we share Old Alto? This is one of the craziest. This is one of the really meanest things. We can share this. I just want to say I love this artist that we're talking about.

We all worship this artist. This is as a casting director. Casting. I was speaking as a casting director. There is apparently a rumor that there's going to be a revival of The Sound of Music. And we were all saying, who will play Maria, the lead, the nun, the Julie Andrews part? The Carrie Underwood role. The Carrie Underwood role.

People are tossing out ideas. We were talking about how amazing that revival of Into the Woods was. Yeah. And Matt Rogers says, what about Sara Bareilles? For Maria. And I said, old alto? And everyone fell to the ground. It was the nastiest read anyone's ever heard.

She is. The character is a young soprano. And Sarah is so young, but not 18. Sarah is not Maria. I worship Sarah. We would suck Sarah's toes. I would suck Sarah's toes. I would suck her toes.

I would suck her toe. Absolutely. She seems fun. Oh, yeah. That's what people say. Have you interacted with her, Bowie? Did you hear the Biden thing? Huh?

Did you hear the Broadway for Biden? No, that night. So there was this big concert, a lot of Broadway stars singing for Joe Biden, and then a bunch of climate... For Hunter? For Hunter. They called songs for Hunter.

Hits for Hunter. They all sing the Bjork song, Hunter. It was amazing. And Sarah's all sing the Bjork song Hunter it was amazing yeah no and Sarah's singing over the rainbow first song opening the concert and then a bunch of

climate protesters come in and like you know are protesting oh my god she pro just sings through it and then like makes

a bunch of jokes afterwards but was also celebrating the protest everyone was like chic gorgeous stunning

and only an old alto could do that a young soprano would have buckled buckled under the pressure lost her voice chic, gorgeous, stunning. And only an old alto could do that. A young soprano would have buckled. Buckled under the pressure. Lost her voice. Never sang again. It would have been terrible. I'm coming. I'm coming.

That was Aaron and I's favorite joke to do on set. I had a Omicron. I'm coming. I'm coming. My bit that I do is I have COVID. My bit that I do is... I have COVID. I'm feeling symptoms. Like it's a hot flash?

I think I might be having some symptoms. The period is... I have COVID. I have COVID. Honey. Is this COVID I'm feeling? I'm feeling hot under the shirt. I have Omicron.

I have COVID. I have COVID under the shirt. I have Omicron. What do you say? I have COVID. I have COVID. I have COVID. I have COVID. Just like you. In a film where we sang live. Right, right, right.

I have COVID. I have COVID. Of course, just like you whites making light of COVID-19. That is so true. How dare you? While other races suffer. I think it's a hilarious sickness. You're a rageous velvet right now.

I'm as velvet. You are beet red. Black velvet. Black velvet. Velvet in the maze. The black velveteen rabbit. Is something there? Velveteen rage bit.

Velveteen rage bit. Velvet. That's good. That's so good. Don't think. That's really good. Just say yes. Don't think.

Velveteen rage bit. So he's just a faggy little toy. Uh-huh, yeah. Does he die at the end? It's like frosty vibes? Not familiar. I know the tale, but I've forgotten.

So I guess I don't. Attend the tale. Attend the tale of Velveteen. Wait, did you hear the rumor? Oh, yes. Who is it? Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj.

The rumor is Nicki Minaj is going to play Mrs. Lovett. That's incredible. And that's another old after. Well, she has an album coming out. LaGuardia. LaGuardia.

LaGuardia. If she just in the middle of this album rollout was like, I'm going to do Sweeney Todd. Six weeks. I'm doing... Six weeks at Fleet Street.

She delays her album. This is more important, she says. Well, the rumor on Demois was that they're trying to turn it into a Chicago thing where it's stunt casting every like...

With Sweeney Todd? I'm saying with a Sondheim show, you cannot bring in like... So dense. Three hours long. She said, LaGuardia. Sweeney Todd? I'm saying, with a Sondheim show, you cannot bring in like, So dense, three hours long. Mrs. Todd! I'm so happy. I could eat you up,

I really could. You know what I like to do, Mr. Todd? If I drink. Jinx, actually, Jinx, that's good!

He's had the worst pies in London. I make them, I take them. It's just acapella. Completely out of tempo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. What a course enterprise.

And it was beautiful. I would love to see Nicki Minaj take on the role. I've missed this a lot. It's actually one of the craziest things I've ever heard. So, basically, I think it was on Dumas. It was like an A-list rapper slash voice actor. Okay, meaning like... Grammy-nominated A-list rapper slash voice actor. Grammy-nominated A-list actor.

And I'm like, okay, who else is it? One of the most like Jesse Plemons. If she books Sweeney Todd, she is the most Jesse Plemons out of all of us. Out of all of us. Jesse is Sweeney. Jesse is Sweeney. Can he sing? I would see that. He could learn.

He could learn. I bet it's one of those things where it's like, oh, it's like an actor who pretends they can't sing, then they can. And then they're really good at singing. I'm sure he could do so well. He's like a really good singer that they don't use it. We don't know. I mean, Tony Collette has used it many times,

but whenever that vibrato pops up, you're like, damn. You forget. I mean, did you see that video of Meryl Streep singing on Only Murders in the Building? I mean, I'm watching the season. You love the show. Go ahead.

I love the show. Adam Shankman's listening. You better compliment it. It is out of control, Meryl singing on... It's so funny. I mean, it's like... And she is good. Of course.

Speaking of out of control, because I believe it was you guys that I first tortured it's like, and she is good. Of course. Speaking of out of control, because I believe it was you guys that I first tortured with the morning show years ago. Yeah. Have you been keeping up? Wait, is season three out? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, I haven't watched season three. There has been a cyber attack. I need to watch. While Reese was in space. Because I watched season two and I was gagged. So let me just say what's happened so far.

While Reese was in space. Spoilers. Which she decided to do at the last minute because Jennifer Aniston couldn't do it. Couldn't go to space. She couldn't go to space. She had to be Mrs. Lovett. So she had to be Mrs. Lovett. All right, well, country girl got to go to space again.

Reese goes to space. While she's in space, there's a cyber attack. And a video of her diddling herself. No, is this real? Everything you're saying is real to the plot? And then they have to like pay to like get it covered up

or whatever and now Jon Hamm plays like an Elon Musk type who's gonna like fuck Jennifer Aniston and also like buy the company and like it's just

now it's like all over the place and like by the way this last episode the Greta Lee of it all that was cuckoo bananas. Oh where she was

when the waitress did what she had to do. When the waitress did what she had to do. That was... When the waitress did what she had to do. That was a lot. Revealed every other plot point, but that was the one where the waitress did what she had to do. It was beyond serving food. Let's just say this, men are pigs. Men are pigs, and that's the thesis

statement of the show. Oh my god. And I learned... Again, spoiler, I learned that you told me that Steve Carell drove off a cliff. Yeah, he drives off a cliff and dies. Because Jennifer Aniston was flashing her high beams on the opposite lane. That's vehicular manslaughter. It's incredible.

That is literally. Laura Bush. I gotta watch it. That's a Laura Bush, honey. Poor Laura. Poor Laura. Somebody that's in the know. Like, I don't know what happens in the season, but a friend of mine knows what happens at the end of the season of The Morning Show and said it's by far the craziest thing that's ever happened know like I don't know what happens in the season but a friend of mine knows what happens

at the end of the season of the morning show and said it's by far the craziest thing that's ever happened on the show and I was like what do like

Reese and Jen fuck and their eyes like glossed over and they go it's on the level of that crazy so I cannot glossed over

in a good gloss like they couldn't believe I was guessing that and they were like the thing is, like, you're guessing the craziest thing

you could think of. It's that crazy. This is what I'm imagining. Have you ever, are you familiar with the X-Men franchise starring Halle Berry? Yeah.

I'm imagining when her eyes go white. Do you want to know what happens? Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what happens to a toad

when it gets struck by lightning? Same thing. Everything else. Everything else. That's an iconic moment. Bryan Singer, you did that.

Bryan Singer, you went there, honey. And I loved it. You went there, King. King. I know. Thank you for Bohemian Rhapsody. I'd say I'm surprised,

but I know who you are. Our community thanks you for Bohemian Rhapsody. I've seen it up close and personal. And I did used to love Usual Suspects, too. Oh, sure. That was like a boy movie.

What happened to him? Brian Singer? Let's call him. Get him on the pod. He's probably way more fine than any of us. Absolutely. Which is scary, huh? He owns an island, I'm sure, and is having a great time on it.

He's going to like our movie, unfortunately. Well, you know. All the gay Epsteins will. All the gay Epsteins will. Bless their hearts. I love this. Is Brian Singer the closest thing we have to a gay Epstein

something like that he's throwing parties for young girls yeah I have a legal note Bryan Singer denies the accusation of

thank you thank you for that of having a pool party the pool parties Bryan's actually never touched water yeah dry shampoo

when they submit this episode for evidence we have to put a legal disclaimer like that and say he denies I can't wait to see y'all in court. Can I say something?

I want to be a witness on the stand at some point so bad. We can, and I keep bringing this up. Something we've sort of erased that was the best thing that ever happened

was Gwyneth Paltrow in court. I know. Oh my God. I know. Why aren't we? That was something. That was this year. That was this calendar year.

It's definitely a moment in culture. And then when she left and said, I wish you well. That's what I mean. And the clothes. Every moment. And the lawyer talking to her. The lawyer gagging over her was so insane.

I am gagging for you, faggot. Yeah, yeah. There needs to be a documentary on Netflix about that. They have like depth be heard on Netflix. And I'm like, okay. Oh, and also, I'm doing press for the Supermodels docuseries. I love it.

We started it. We have to watch it. I love those women. Those women. I love them. Christy Turlington. She's so cool. Has not aged.

She looks stunning. She looks incredible. It's crazy. Somebody was like posting a video from a show that she was walking in. And I was like, wow, she looks the exact same. Have you thought about booking all four of them together on this podcast? Linda's holding out.

Linda's holding out. She doesn't want to do the podcast. She doesn't want to do the podcast. I don't really feel like it's me. That's my Linda. So you're Jesse Plemons too because that was spot on. You sound like Linda Evangelista. You sound just like

Linda Evangelista. You sound like a model. A model. You sound like a model. You sound like a model. Linda should definitely judge Drag Race after that iconic.

Absolutely. Oh yeah. That's like the most iconic untucked moment wouldn't you say? Or one of them. I would agree. Little girl.

Little girl. Little girl. That's up there. You guys were making fun of us for you know liking Housewives earlier but I think there is a window now that's open for y'all Sugar Daddy. Little girl. Little girl. Little girl. That's up there. You guys were making fun of us for, you know, liking Housewives earlier, but I think there is a window now that's open for y'all

to really jump in. Now that we've been to New York. New York is new. Now that you've been to Sir, like you guys, you guys like, I know. You get it, right?

It's like, Sir is family. Oh, I get it. I get it. It's a lot. I understand. I mean, I couldn't believe going

in the back of the restaurant to really see where Ariana Maddox was born in that back bar. And it's a lot, I understand. I mean, I couldn't believe going in the back of the restaurant to really see where Ariana Maddox was born in that back bar. And it's a tiny, tiny back bar. You were working, right? You were a line cook that night at the bar? We were at the Crab. Practically. At Brooklyn Crab.

Oh, yeah. Slinging shells. Slinging shells. Left, right, two, fro, up, down, way you go. That's pretty much what I was doing. Did you see Ariana Maddox on Dancing with the Stars? I did. She did a wonderful job.

She ate down. Is it Matt Walsh? What was Matt Walsh doing? He was voted out. Really? How quickly? Immediately. The first episode.

I love him. I don't see him as a dancer, but that's not fair necessarily. You know what he did? He had fun. Well, and that's good. It's like sort of like,

you can either go one of two ways on Dancing with the Stars. You can either be excellent and serve cuntunt or be like, I'm having fun. You can come hungry. You better leave full. You better leave full. I think the worst thing that could ever happen, and not to shame people for trying hard at things, but if you really came hungry and then flopped.

You would be on it. If it was like, dancing cha-cha-cha, it's Matt Rogers with his partner, Erca Slavinskaya. Wow, Edenta. Manon, Manon. And then you see my galvanized face. My galvanized face. Wait, would you be on for real? You would be on.

No, I would say no. Really? I would not do it. I wish you would say no. You did Celebrity Jeopardy. I did Celebrity Jeopardy. I would be scared. I'm terrified of Celebrity Jeopardy.

You did good. I did pretty good. I'm doing of Celebrity Jeopardy. You did good. I did pretty good. You did very good. Yeah. I'm doing something else upcoming, which I'm actually It's very exciting. No, you're going to look so good.

You can't announce? I can't announce yet. Okay, ready? Here's what I'm doing. No, for real? Oh my God. Wait, that's awesome. You're going to be

I literally am. We got to cut this out that's incredible no just don't cut it out just beep beep beep beep beep a ton of beeps just beep it just beep it

all we've been saying is slurs slurs slurs slurs slurs slurs slurs slurs slurs we do need y'all's opinion

on season 2 of the Traders casting I haven't seen it yet but I've been watching the Australian I mean I've seen the Traders but I've been watching the Australian Traitors. I mean, I've seen The Traitors, but not season two.

No, no, no. Are we going to be the ones to tell you this? Tell me. You don't know the cast yet? No. Who is it? Parvati and Sandra. Parvati and Sandra.

They're going to only have one of them be a Traitor. I don't think either of them are going to be a Traitor. You think neither? It's too easy. It's such an easy. After three, it's like... Is it still half and half, or is it all reality?

It's all reality. That's much better because they were doing a good job of being like well one of them has to be a reality star right

you're able to be like they have to so this is better the math was a little bit more like transparent but oh my god Parvati Sandra

and they don't Sheree Phaedra Peppermint Peppermint is on and Peppermint loves Survivor too I didn't watch season one

partly because it was the mix of people I was like doesn't seem fun all reality people it's still fun I know but I want to watch season one partly because it was the mix of people I was like doesn't seem fun all reality people it's still fun I know but I want to watch season two

there's like a lot of there's like CT from like the challenge oh wow fucking Johnny Bananas Johnny Bananas this is great

the Housewives Day shows are also they picked the most insane best people Tamara Dodge Larsa Pippen Larsa Pippen also Sandra would be

a really good faithful definitely because she'd be like, you're lying, you're lying. She truly... They'll kill her, though. To think about her really believing something

sets me on fire. I can get loud, too! What the fuck? Jesse Plymouth's conviction. I can get loud, too! What the fuck? And the only one that when Fairplay's grandmother died, quote, unquote, she was like, he's lying.

Yeah, she knew it. She's lying. Sandra. Hey Bowen, it's me, Sassy Sandra from Survivor. I heard you have a new job, Saturday Night Live. I hope that your legacy on that show is like mine on Survivor. Is this your cameo? My manager got me when my book came out, a cameo.

Sandra! At the end of it, she's not even on the season. She's just like doing full promo. And then she's like Survivor Wednesdays 8-7-7.

Thank you. Bam. I didn't know. By the way, the season just started. Oh yeah. Have we seen? I've seen.

Season of the panic attack. These girls need meds. These girls? Calm down. If you have reflux, bring your meds to the island. Yeah, because you can, right? I'm sure you can. Everyone's having a panic attack.

Fairplay didn't get his meds when he was on Micronesia because he needed Vicodin because he just had a big head injury. People were like, he was so weird. It was like, yeah, I mean, he should not have been on TV. He needed a head transplant.

He needed a new brain. This season, a lot of these girls are young. No problem. Although I do think that does shift the vibe a little bit because it's nice to have people who remember watching the first season and they were like full grown adults. Yeah, there are a lot of super fans,

which is fun. But also it's like y'all need to smoke a joint. I would like, I'm not seeing enough hot people. It's not even about

the hot people. No, it is a little bit for me. They didn't do a ton of hots this season. No offense to all those gorgeous bodies out there,

but they didn't do a ton of hots. Some seasons they do like all hots. I'm just not seeing star quality. And that's my thing is I'm not seeing star quality. Well, how about the one that quit?

I was like, I mean, she was crazy, but I loved her. Loved her. I do think the only one who has potential is that girl who is not telling anyone that she's an attorney. The narrative here is closet attorney. She was good. Yeah, there's too many lawyers and they're all having panic attacks. I hope for better. But did anyone watch Australian Traders?

It's really good. We can change the subject. No, but I love to listen. I haven't watched Australian Traitors. I've watched Australian Survivor. Me too. Australian Survivor, down. Now, y'all, talk us through the stamina tips because I cannot sit through that much television.

It is. It's so many episodes. I can't at all. They're all really good. It's something that you put on like, oh, I'm going to go to bed. I'll start an episode. I can't at all. They're all really good. It's something that you put on, like, oh, I'm going to go to bed. I'll start an episode. You watch it.

I can be on my phone. Yeah, you can be on your, you know, especially during a challenge. It's like, but sometimes the challenges, I'm going, ooh.

And sometimes there's some game happening. Uh-huh. Little, little stratagems. I'm wondering what they'll do for the second season of US Traders if they'll, like, keep that. I think they got to throw in a few more season of US Traders if they'll like keep that

I think they gotta throw in a few more like bits and bobs like little maneuvers like as an insurance policy against Sandra being kicked out too soon so Australia this is in the weeds Australian traders had shield challenges that you could win like immunity

necklaces whereas in the American one the shield challenges were more random like you would like randomly get the shield and that was actually interesting because then that would also put you up for suspicion if they're like oh well he thinks he really needs the shield maybe he's a traitor but you were safe so it was very like it was interesting

everyone wants to be safe yes because you also you're safe from banishment and murder that night so you're like very safe I would love to see that would you agree that being a really good traitor would make them the most Jesse Plemons safe from banishment and murder that night. So you're like very safe. I would love to see that. Would you agree that being a really good traitor would make them the most Jesse Plemons? Absolutely. You have to be a chameleon.

Like Mr. Plemons. By the way, I can't believe that Seri is still in the Big Brother house. Oh, they're fools. Is the sun still in it? The sun is in it. And do people know yet? Someone knew

instantly and then other than her, nobody knew. And then they tell them every time, Julie tells them every time, what would you say if I told you there was a relationship going on in the house? And everyone, and then they're like, oh yeah, these two are making out? She's like, no.

What do you think of her, Bob? I think it's wild. Wait, I didn't know. Julie Moonves? I didn't know she was a Sumner Redstone girlie. What is that? Sumner Redstone was the vampire that used to run Viacom. What do you mean, girlie?

They dated? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then now, Moonves, she really likes the CEOs. She's one of the most nefarious people out there. And now she's got her book, but first God. Now she's like, her whole thing is,

I'm hugely religious. I love that. But first God? First. Wow. Sumner. Oh my God. Wait.

And then Les Moonves. Oh. And then Les. Sumner is, well, he's dead now, but he is actually Nosferatu. Wait. This is what we're working with. Oh my God. Oh yeah. Sumner is well he's dead now but he is actually Nosferatu he's wait this is what we're working with

oh my god show it to the camera oh yeah that's the bob now show Sumner this is giving and look up Sumner this is giving like

in the valley like garage sale I think it's wild I love it that top is also that top is really crazy yeah oh my god

Julie what are you doing Julie what are you doing? Julie, what are you doing? She's now out there being like, I was chased off the show. It's like, did we forget what happened? The talk. Oh, because of Les.

Yeah. Yeah, no, no, totally. She is, her whole thing now is like, I was a victim. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And that's why she's found God. That's why she's found God. Yeah. She's like two of my table mates, whatever you Blah, blah, blah, blah. And that's why she's found God. That's why she's found God. Yeah.

She's like two of my table mates, whatever you call them, colleagues, like refused to go on with me and they drove me off the show. It's like, I think your husband's behavior may have driven you off the show. Queen God. Queen God. You can blame him if you wanted to. We have a longstanding feud with Julie Chen movies that she doesn't know about. Because she actually shaded us on the talk for real.

Actually? Wait, for real? Do you remember this? The pod? What'd you say? It was our interview. It was, so we interviewed

Tracy Morgan at Vulture Fest. Uh-huh. And he went off on this weird thing where I literally asked like, Tiffany Haddish, you worked with Tiffany Haddish, what was that like?

And he was like, we're not going to talk about Tiffany. He's like, if you're going to ask about Tiffany, ask about Cedric. Ask about other people.

Ask about craft services. I go on site, I shop on site, I memorize everybody's name. Ask about those people. We were like, oh, okay. Imagine if you,

please tell us about craft services. What did you have on Tuesday? And it was so unclear whether or not he was kidding because it was so crazy. Is this pre or post Crash? Post. The movie.

The movie. The Oscar winning film Crash. Best Picture winner Crash. Okay, that puts it really in. That puts it in contrast. So this clip goes viral of him saying this. Dressing you down. Yeah, and Julie Chen Moonves on the tacos.

I thought it was really rude of the interviewers to you have the star sitting right there why are you asking about the co-star I'm like Julie Chen Moonves

have you in your years as a journalist never asked an actor in a film about a co-star please like if you can prove that to me

roll the tape she sucks man we roll the tape every interview Julie's going tell me of craft serve she's on the right side of history

she has been for decades. Name every crew member now. Brutal. Name every crew now. Now. List every lunch. She was like, we agree. They really should have asked about craft services if they were going to ask about Tiffany.

Shut up. Oh, my God. Julie. Love her. Love her. The hair looks great. The hair looks great the hair looks great congrats on the cut

yeah you will never be Connie Chung you will never be enough you will never be enough Michelle Yeoh did you see actually well did you see

this is years and years and years ago it was like Barbara Walters' last day on The View and they brought out literally every female anchor to like say

goodbye to her and everyone was there except Julie Chen Moonves they were like nope not her when was her era what do you mean oh barbara it was literally like every every lady journalist every lady journalist wow including bradley jackson and reese watherspoon so now there's a new anchor whose name is ch. So I think they're doing a thing where all the girls on the show have boy names. Oh, I was going to say, Bradley Chris. Who is the actress?

Nicole Beharie. Wonderful. She's really good. Very good. Congrats. Yeah, congrats to her. So why wasn't she in your movie? We begged.

We wanted her to play our part. Will you please ask me about craft services? Ask me about craft services. How was it on the movie? I don't remember. It was good. Good, yeah. Just like all craft services,

like one day's bad in a week. It's like one day's bad, two days medium, two days good. Actually, the table was wonderful. They had a lot of little fruit snacks and gummies and such. And I don't mean,

that's such a drag. I just feel like that's- Don't get it twisted. I didn't eat. And that's why I look snatched. Did you go on the Beyonce Dreamgirls diet? Absolute. I've been on it since 2006.

What was that? What is the diet? I only drink cayenne water. Oh, that was so popular at that time. That's like a 70s, yeah, an 80s diet. The cleanse.

It was like Beyonce lost, what, how much weight did she lose? It was like, she had to be like Diana Ross skinny. So she did that insane diet, which was literally just like, it was like pepper water. It's like water and honey.

This was before she hurt her curves and her scars, you understand. Thick. It's before she said, you know what, I'm not about kowtow. It's when she did press. It's when she did press. I do like watching an old Beyonce interview, and you know what the most

iconic thing is, is when Beyonce would do like red carpet stuff for the VMAs. She's like, I'm Beyonce interview and you know what the most iconic thing is is when Beyonce would do like red carpet stuff for the VMAs she's like I'm Beyonce and I am here with the amazing pink and it's like

girl you are such a talented singer and I'm so inspired by you I mean that is a skill I could never do that I'm horrible at that shit I could never

you're talking about you do that regularly on this podcast with me on a carpet though where I'm horrible at that shit. I could never. You do that regularly on this podcast with... On a carpet, though? It's different. It's different. The vibes. There's an energy.

You guys have done that? No, actually. Well, not the interview. Have you been in an interview on a carpet? We've done carpet. Oh, God, no. They would never ask me. Not to blow up this voice spot,

but you know who's really good at that in LA? Ben Leary. Ben Leary, I thought. On a carpet. Yeah, he was good running carpet. He's great. He's part of? Ben Leary. Ben Leary I thought on the carpet. Yeah he was good running carpet. He's great. He's part of the

A24 family. Isn't that fun? Oh really? Yeah he got a job there. Gave them an excellent idea to cover up Backpack and Whisper's

genital area when they're seated. I hated that idea. I want their little dickies out. I know. They do have little dickies.

Truants and deviants. I think this movie goes far enough as it is. This movie goes very far enough as it is. This movie goes very far. As it is. It really goes

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Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.

And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Or his relatives in Miami. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.

Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest

and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer,

and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault, but mine, I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was

the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Wait, have we not been funny? What? We've been funny.

What? On this podcast. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? I thought we were talking about reality TV for a while. Oh, okay, okay. Hold on a second.

Are you actually having a genuine moment of insecurity? Oh, honey, I've never been insecure. I just want to make sure we're funny. Look at us. You hit play on this podcast. It's already funny, honey.

Look at our faces in that. Look at our faces in that. It's already funny. This is immediately funny. When you see this, you say, I'm going to click on that for a good time. You guys should cover. You say the clown car pulled in. Look at them go honk, honk.

In this picture, you know what we said right before this was taken? Bowen goes, bitch, we're not new to this. I said, we're true to this. And then we snapped this. Oh my God. I think I should cover pure honey, Beyonce's pure honey, but change the words to don't be funny with my funny honey. Or don't be funny with my funny.

Funny? Don't be funny with my funny, funny. What is your favorite Beyonce moment from her career? From her career? Yeah. I still am not over, this is just on the record, I'm not over the bridge of Get Me Bodied. I'm still shaking.

The first time I heard that was like, what the hell? And I've never recovered. Uh-huh. You mean like the- Baby, all I want is to let it go. Ain't no way to let it go. Ain't no worry, no. You can have all night. Get me party.

That means come closer to me. While we grind to the beat. And nobody's touching me. I'm still in over. Oh, my God. To also speak of a time during that very album cycle that she also growled and screamed

my favorite Beyonce song and moment of her career is from the VMAs when she did ring the alarm I've been doing this too long but I'll be dead

if I see another chick on your arm I will say a moment that viscerally gacked me because it was like you got me gal was in Lemonade when she throws the ring

at the camera and all of a sudden she announced her divorce and then 15 minutes later we're like okay it's a film it's a film gal was in Lemonade when she throws the ring at the camera and all of us were like, she announced her divorce. And then 15 minutes later we're like, okay, it's a film. It's a film. There's a narrative.

Yeah. Okay, so they're back together. Okay, so it's scripted. I understand. It's a scripted piece.

It's a film. It's a piece. But her throwing that ring was. That was your favorite moment in her career. And so what about

you, Bowen? For me, I think it's in Austin Powers' Gold Medal. She is good. Nathan Lane in that. Nathan Lane in that. Hey. Nathan Lane in that. Sinking to Beyonce's words.

Yes. Very funny. Wow, did you ever ask her what it was like to be on set with Beyonce? That might have been one we didn't ask. We were like, tell us about the man who came to dinner with Harriet Harris and Dean Smart. We're gay, you know? Harriet Harris. Harriet Harris!

Oh my God. She's fab. Harriet Sansom Harris. Sansom Harris? Wait, is this the same actress? The one who, she just did the Paul Thomas Anderson.

She plays like the casting director. The part everybody loves. Yes. Was she also Martha Huber's sister in Desperate Housewives? No, that had to be.

I didn't watch a bunch of Housewives. But maybe. She was in Thoroughly Modern Millie. But I want to believe you. I think I'm right. I think you are right. I think you're right. In Goldmember, she says, I'm Foxy Cleopatra and that beautiful line reading.

And I'm a whole lot of women! I remember that. Beautiful. Do you remember her other famous line from the film? Go. I'm asking you. It's a test. This is a pop quiz. I actually wasn't going to share it with you. I'm testing you.

What's the other line? Unfortunately, you're the one on the chopping block. Shazam? Yeah. Why didn't you say that on the mic? Because I want you to have the moment. Oh, that's so nice. You can share the spotlight.

Oh, my God. I don't mind the light being on you. Do you know what I mean? Shazam! Yeah, I remember that part. That was really good. I think those are without a doubt the four best moments of her career.

Absolutely. Shazam, ring the alarm, the get me bodied bridge. And throwing the ring. And throwing the ring. Those are them. Super Bowl found dead. Super Bowl found dead.

Super Bowls. Renaissance not even mentioned. No, unmentioned on the podcast. Thating the ring. Those are them. Super Bowl found dead. Super Bowl found dead. Super Bowls. Renaissance not even mentioned. No, unmentioned on the podcast. That would be recency bias. That would be recency bias. It would be recency bias to say that the Renaissance World Tour was the best thing Beyonce's ever done. Shut up. Shut up.

It's recency bias. It's recency bias. Can I say, do you already have your tickets to Taylor at AMC? And can I go with you? You would go? I would go, absolutely. You would go? I would go, absolutely. You would go?

I would go. I respect that girl. I haven't gotten tickets yet. Let's get tickets. I want to go. It might be hard. I think it's going to be hard. We could go a couple weeks in. But the two of y'all,

I remember on this most recent Fire Island trip, we were not involved in the conversation. I think it was you two talking to Whitaker or someone being like, you know, sometimes

there's a Taylor moment that really, that gets me and goes, ah. I have respect for Taylor. But I think y'all respond to the Evermore folklore shit. I do love it. But I also love 1989.

Okay. That's maybe my favorite. This is my impression of Josh Sharp. Now I'm covered in you. Yeah. Appalachian girl. Appalachian girl. Yeah.

Appalachian girl. Mountain girl. Mountain girl. You're like, this is me trying. Sweater girl. I just wanted you to know. But I would love to go see it. Big announcement on Friday. Mountain Girl Mountain Girl you're like this is me trying sweater girl I just want you to know but I would love to go big announcement on Friday

big announcement on Friday this is me trying wait I would have loved to have seen the tour if it was just easier to yeah it was very difficult I love her

but that's a lot you know you have to really literally just ask me you know I just will get tickets yeah that's true but it's not even that

it's to go to MetLife. Yeah, it's the whole thing. You got to get on a fucking bus or whatever. Yeah, yeah. But bus is the way to go. That's why being here at AMC seems slay to me. It's slay. And I'll be seeing Renaissance, of course,

many times over at the AMC. Of course. Enough time has passed now for us to ask, because I remember when the album first came out, we were out. When did we know culture was for us? Yes. It was within our friends

we were like, where does this rank among your Beyonce albums? Renaissance It's still top I still think, recency bias aside, I know it's still the most recent album, but it's been a while Over a year. The thing that I can That, 4, and to me right now, Renaissance I like more than 4

but I love 4. Because Renaissance 4 then maybe Lemonade? Self-titled is... And then self titled obviously she has tons and tons and tons of 11 out of 10 but for me it's like again we were at karaoke the other night and I did partition and just watching the music video for partition I remember how I felt

when it first came out I was like even the roller rink changed every day just like every when it first came out. I was like, this was... Even the roller rink and that. Changed everything. Oh, blow. Jerry, blow. Yeah. Just like every single... And I love...

Even like the weirder tracks on that album, I fucking love. The only one I don't love is Superpower. I like it. The Frank Ocean of it all? So many people love it.

I love it. And that's okay. That's okay. The reason why I feel like recency bias aside, I know Renaissance is tops is because it's like... It's okay.

And it's my favorite type of music. It's like, I'm not brand new know Renaissance is tops because it's like, this is, and it's my favorite type of music. Yeah. Like, I'm not brand new to this genre. So it's like, you made the album that is going to be the most for me. It's going to stay that way. Yep. Like, in two years, I'm going to be like, I'm over house music now.

Exactly. Also, it's like such a rich texture. Like, if you listen to even just like. Incredibly produced. I listened to Thick the other day. Incredibly produced. Her performance of that song is like right on the mic

incredibly produced so fucking incredible every aspect of that album I think it's her best produced album it's like you nailed the assignment better than anything

and the assignment is my favorite type of assignment so it's like it's gonna be my favorite would you say and I'm being so serious oh bitch

that she understood the assignment absolutely I would say, hear me out, she came and the state of her stomach was hunger. Do you understand? No, I don't. I'll slow it down.

It was as if she had not eaten in days, even weeks. She had been drinking cayenne water. Oh my god. So Mother showed up to the studio, said, Hova, you're gonna have to cook me something. Solid foods. I'm starved.

I'm off the Dina diet. I'm off the Dina diet. The Dina diet. I want my death row meal. She was like us before we took that picture. Exactly. She said, I'm not new to this. She said meat in three.

How about meat in 12? I want sides, mama. I'm eating. Oh, 12 sides. I want 12 mama. I'm eating. Oh, 12 sides. I want 12 sides. I'm eating, mother. She said, I'm eating a coarsed meal tonight. She said.

I will have breakfast. Honey, I want it all. That's the course. Or J. Those are the courses. Yeah. I'm having a Michelin. When the meal is the course.

I'm having a Michelin. I want that. Why am I being a Michelin? I want to open a Michelin restaurant that's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That is actually... It's day or day. No, that's inspire. That's inspire.

He has a sunburn. He has a terrible sunburn. In October. He has a sunburn. He was on a boat last night. He was on a boat last night. And he got burned. And then at the Eagle,

they had UV everywhere. Tell us about the Eagle. What was the scene? You don't have to name names, but was it... But you could. Was it a horny... Were there famous people there? Was anyone famous was it a horny were there famous people there

was anyone famous there I didn't see any famous people there that yeah not to you famous yeah oh sorry Zendaya was there oh sure

yeah sure she was there all night sax still on strike she's pretty famous I guess Zendaya was over at the bar like with her friends just sort of like this chatting

but sure vibing to the music like that's awesome vibing to the music like Tom getting awesome. Vibing to the music. Tom getting fucked in the corner. Sorry. Zendaya comes for the music. Holland.

Who's the most like Tom Holland of the four of us? Well, I'm a gymnast. Who's the most bendy? I'm a bendy gymnast. I'm kind of flexy. I've been playing Spider-Man Miles Morales

on the PlayStation recently. I haven't played that one yet. It's very fun because I'm getting ready for the sequel. Where you get to play both Peter and Miles and then Venom.

Are they kind of spider-versing? It's spider-versing. So the first games was just Manhattan. Now you can do Brooklyn and Queens. Because that's Miles' shit.

Brooklyn Visions. Brooklyn Down. Brooklyn Down. Can you go to Long Island City? It's Queens. So yes, darling. Yes, darling, you can enjoy. The sixth borough.

Long Island City. Well. Well. Where is the light? Wait, did you hear in the floods a seal escaped? Yeah. The zoo. I love that.

It's just swimming around? We haven't found her yet? No, they found her. It actually on its own went back to the enclosure. Well, that's home. That's home. Yeah, but it did. It was exploring's home. That's home. Yeah, but it was exploring. But that's Stockholm Syndrome.

Just imagine you're on Central Park West with your daughter, Lafayette, walking her to preschool, and then a damn seal's slipping by. And you'd say, You'd go, what am I in the San Francisco Bay? What am I in the San Francisco Bay? No, you'd say, only in New York. No. No. You wouldn't say that. You'd say, only in New York. I gotta get a bag'd say only in New York. No. No.

You wouldn't say that. You'd say only in New York. I got to get a bagel. You'd say only in New York. But you don't realize how good we have it here bagel-wise. Oh, no. Until you leave. Go any other place.

Try going somewhere else. Any other place. Try going somewhere else. Okay, let's just say it. I wouldn't go to have a pizza in Florida. You know what I'm saying? No, ma'am. No, ma'am.

I'd have a gator stick. Exactly. Did you hear there was a... I wouldn't come to New York for a gator stick either. Speaking of animals being places they shouldn't, did you hear there was a bear

in Magic Kingdom? What kind? There was a... I think it was a black bear. A country bear? Oh, that... Those are... The country bears?

The nasty little girls. The black bears. And apparently, this is not the first time the wild animals have been found in the park. Apparently one time there was a crocodile.

Well, didn't a kid get eaten? Got eaten. That's no good. At Disney? Oh, you didn't know this? Florida, darling. But at Disney, it was like a three-year-old boy.

At the Grand Floridian. Oh my God. Was it the Grand Floridian? Yeah. Literally, when we went to Disney the last time, I was stoned in the park

and all I could do in my state was imagine myself as the child going into the mouth of a crocodile. time. I was stoned in the park, and all I could do in my state was imagine myself as the child going into the mouth of a crocodile. Damn. I was like, this is awesome. You need different drugs. Absolutely.

That's awesome. One of the most harrowing things I've ever heard in my life. It's so sad. Well, I bet they got tickets to Wish. The family. Let's just say this. They're going to see Wish whenever they wish. Yes.

Poor dears. That family is actually hooked up with park tickets for life. That family hooked up? If they want to see Wish. Yeah, that family hooked up. That's disgusting. That's why the gator took matters into account. Oh, yeah.

Okay, God. The family was inside hooking up. No, this is so bad. This is so bad. We can't talk about the family. They've lost a child. That's awful. So this black bear was at

Disney. Yeah. Flash pass. Apparently he was in Frontierland. Mickey Plus. I said, well, I couldn't have been in Tomorrowland. That would have been ridiculous. No bears in Tomorrow. We've extincted them. Frontierland, maybe. Yeah. That's what I said. Good. That's what I'd said prior. Good.

And that's what I listened to. Priorly. Much later. That's actually what I just said prior. And I listened to it, but a little bit late. Prior from Angels in America, Perestroika. Say that. Perestroika. Nathan. Arms like a fucking octopus.

Nathan Lee. It all comes back to Nathan Lee. We did see him up one day to basically do Arms Like a Fucking Octopus, and he just did it. Well, what's this thing Roy Cohn says about Ethel? Because he's being earnest with her and then he tricks her. He would go into that sometimes. And he also would say, that's all right. He did that one time from producers.

It's crazy to have him fully go into the line. And he can drop it. And then you hear him talking. You're like, this is Timon. Yeah. That's crazy. There's a day I'll never forget. He comes on the set.

It's like Nathan Mullally, Larry, and then us, like legends. And this is just small talk to them. Nathan goes, by the way um larry mel brooks says hello yeah of course and then larry's like oh mel brooks you know i've i've always felt should i say this story we must that's enough that's enough that's enough they fucked i guess they all love mel brooks yeah exactly but who does it was gonna be a read Oh, no. Well, it was reading us. Somehow we got involved. Why are you tracking us? You know, we're the interviewers.

This is not good media. You have not yet asked us about craft services. No, you did. You said, what was your fave? What was your fave? What was your fave? Ding dong. What was your fave?

Ding dong. You know, you've already shown us up by doing a better intro than we ever could. We are amazing at dinner. what was your thing dong what was your thing dong you know you've already shown us up by doing a better intro than we ever could we are amazing what were other

alt titles of this podcast oh great I can't remember them I literally don't remember anything it was

it was gonna be Matt and Bo's Jamboree honey Matt and Bo's Jamboree that doesn't sound like a good podcast.

That doesn't sound You don't think so. Why would you think that was the best? Were we episode four? We were early in the apartment four. Just like Beyonce's album.

That's huge actually. It was the first episode that it was Anna Dresden then Dave Mazzoni then Sudi must have been early in there. Maybe you guys.

And then it was you guys. Wow. I have a question. How have we changed? How have we changed? Yeah, how have we changed? That is so true. Hunger. Hunger.

But meaning more hung, not hungry. Hunger. Taller. Taller. Gentler. Rougher. Tanned. Very tanned, though.

Very tanned. Y'all haven't changed one bit. Poor and money, but rich and spirit. So, and we want you to start. Start changing? Hey, start changing. I'm trying. I am changing.

I'm on the Dina diet. Wait, is this a dream I had? They are bringing back dream girls? Yeah. Yes. Apparently. I want to see. Of course.

We're going. It's happening. Sarah Bareilles as Effie. Sarah Bareilles as Old Alto. Old Alto. Young Alto. What else is coming back that I really want to see is The Wiz. Me too.

I can't wait for that. Deborah Cox. Deborah Cox. And who? Wayne Brady. And I love that they're doing it on tour and then Broadway. That's like old school.

I think it's fun. I think it, well Candice and Wendy from Potomac actually went the other night because I guess Candy produces it so that she invited them and I guess they're doing it,

they were doing it in Baltimore. Oh great. Yeah, so I think there probably is reviews for it out there. I would love to see The Wiz. You know, famously, the last time I saw The Wiz on stage was in my own high school. My own, like, mostly white, all white high school doing The Wiz.

Popular high school thing, because there's no, like, bad words. Right, right. So high schoolers like to do it. It is a fun show. Yeah. Good song. You got a little girl that can sing? You better be doing The Wiz. Yeah. Jasmine is a fun show. Yeah. Good song. You got a little girl that can sing, you better be doing the whiz.

Yeah. Jasmine Sullivan, down. Oh. Jasmine. That's what YouTube was invented for. Absolutely.

That's what really started it all. Yeah, Marla's colors are the win. Yeah. Marla's in the special thanks of the movie. Oh my God.

She sang, she came out in LA and sang, you know, for free. Anyone who works for free when we did it at UCB. So like Henry's in the special thing. Anyone that never got paid to help us when we were all losing money doing this.

Zack Reiner Harris, Eddie Cooper. That's your Tracy Morgan moment of, I remember all the people who did this for free. Yeah. See Julie. See Julie. But yeah, Marla's there. Before we get into I Don don't think so, honey. I want to give you guys the floor to just express gratitude.

I mean, do you want me to earnestly do? Because we, I can't. Do you want me to earnestly do? Earnestly do. We feel an immense amount of gratitude for this moment in our lives. I can't believe this movie got made. I can't believe it's coming out. I can't believe how, let me actually be earnest and say,

I can't believe how supportive you both have been of this picture and this project. And Bowen, I'll highlight in particular, has been like doing press with us, going above and beyond for our little, you know, chicken shit, gay, dumb movie. You know, it's just like, I appreciate you both in a great way. Well, you could be on a boat with Lorne. You choose instead to do press for him.

Lorne is always begging him to get on the movie. You could be on my boat, Bowen, movie. You could be on Mandalay Bay. I could be on Mandalay Bay where the movie's opening on the 20th. The movie's opening on the 20th. Get you tickets. You two are the best in the biz, the best in our hearts,

the best in the world, really. And Katie's and Reader's, we need you actually this weekend. Yeah, come on. Not publicists and finalists. Not publicists and finalists. When it goes wide. Yeah.

And you can go. But yes, see the film. See the film. San Francisco. I bet it's playing at the Castro. Woo! Why do you say that, pig? Pig.

And Los Angeles, California, and New York, New York. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted.

Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo. Or stream it on City TV+.

Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer. And the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble.

I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that. Like, years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother, trying to reach Florida from Cuba.

He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian.

Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzales wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.

At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now, to sort of shift the focus back to us for a second, we have this podcast, and every single week we do a segment

called I Don't Think So, Honey. And we take one minute. One minute. To rail against something in culture and rant and rave. One calendar minute. Just, you know, really just take something to test. I know, I know. Bothering us and grinding our gears.

So this is my I Don't Think So, Honey. Oh, good. Matt Rodgers' I Don't Think So, Honey. His time starts now. Got it. I don't think so, honey, how quickly Seemingly Ranch has taken over the mainstream media. I will say I do think so, honey, Travis, Kelsey, and Taylor Swift being what they are. Because I have to say, this guy has to be the best nut of her life.

When you look at that man, holy shit. Like, this is a hot guy. And I wish that for her. Hot girl a hot guy. And I wish that for her. Hot girl, hot guy. I will say, the Seemingly Ranch takeover. We'll explain. So, it's happened so quickly. Like, I was walking in the subway today, and I was so shook.

It's everywhere. The posters for Seemingly Ranch are everywhere. And that is a quick turnaround. This makes me feel like it's a little fixed. Or maybe a little made up. Because how quickly they were able to make and distribute this product of ketchup and seemingly ranch. I believe it's Heinz. It's Heinz, yeah.

I was like, I respect it. But also now I'm like, now hold on a second. I'm seeing the Pepsi cans, as it were. Five seconds. I was like, this is everywhere. And I don't know ketchup and seemingly ranch as one. I kind of like to dip and mix. I don't know.

And that's one minute. Wow. Okay. So. I don't know ketchup and seemingly ranch as one. I kind of like to dip and mix. I don't know. And that's one minute. Wow. Okay. I don't know the seemingly ranch. Taylor Swift went to a Chiefs game last week. But last week. She's made football popular.

Yes. And so she's made football popular. Leap out the name of the team. I'm so sorry. The Kansas City Guys. Guys. Kansas City guys.

Friends. Kansas City and be friends. Kansas City Plemons. She was in her little VIP area with a little plate of chicken tenders. So for her. And she leans over to take a picture with a group of fans. And then someone posts this photo, a cropped photo on Twitter saying, here's Taylor Swift with a fan next to a plate of chicken tenders with ketchup and seemingly ranch.

Seemingly ranch. Ranch. And then that kind of, you know, there was a meme takeoff from there of like, LOL seemingly ranch. Yeah.

Like, you know, my favorite was a quote tweet of someone saying, wow, I don't know what I would have done without this information. Kill myself, probably. Like,

it's like, for some reason, seemingly ranch really took off. A beautiful musicality. Yeah, seemingly ranch. Ranch, seemingly ranch. And it stands. It's got great stands. And so now they've beautiful musicality. Yeah, Seemingly Ranch. Ranch, Seemingly Ranch. And it stands. It's got great stands.

And so now they've made a product. So now Heinz has come out with, but my thing is called Seemingly Ranch. Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch. And it's a mix. It's a mix. But I think they've had this in their product line before. Isn't that what Thousand Island, what a, oh God. My ignorance is showing.

Maybe mayonnaise and ketchup. Yes, yes, yes. It. Yes, it's that. But I think ranch and ketchup as a combined has been around. It's been in the zeitgeist. Not new to this, true to this. But it is suspicious how within a week posters are up on the subway. The entire subway is covered in

ketchup and simulant ranch. I can't wait to see the world through this lens. It's very... Very that. it's very very that it's right what's another one what's another spooky show oh yeah halloween this is the season so that was my i don't think so honey it went great

the shark coming the shark oh that's a famous one all right so this So that was my I Don't Think So Honey. It went great. Shark coming. The shark becoming. Oh, that's a famous one. All right, so this is one of my favorite moments every week because it's Bowens' I Don't Think So Honey. He always knocks it out of the park. He always comes with something ready to go and prepared, and I know he remembered today. And my best friend.

I love him so. And he's so great in the movie. You're so good in the film. He really is. You play God. So funny. So Bowen. God. So Bowen. God. That was every press. They said it in the same way too. So Bowen. God. So Bowen.

God. Big shoes to fill. And I'd have to be like yes. Like a hundred times in a row. Can I be you doing press and you interview me? So Bowen. Yes. God. Crazy. I mean. So fun. You know that. And a blast.

And you know obviously. How did you prepare? Well first of all I must say God is God. I am not. And I basically prepared by. Are you writing this down Bowen? This is really good. I was reading the scripture. And I'm going to have to read you like a scripture. Oh, that's good.

That's good. There you go. But we had a lot of fun. Josh and Aaron are old friends. Yeah, yeah. It started in a basement. It actually started in a basement. And when I found out that they were, I mean, of course,

I was going to support the project in a way, but then they asked me to be in it, and I was just like, I mean, I was over the moon. And every day was a lot of fun. And just to get the opportunity to meet Nathan and Megan. Actually, I lived across the street from Josh during a lot of the process of filmmaking, so I was hearing a lot of updates,

and it's just amazing that it's come so far. And you know, during COVID, it was tough, because it was every single day testing, and you know, it was very tough. And this is when Julie goes, I asked about craft service. What are you babbling on about? This is Bowen Yang's

I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, getting up to piss in the middle of the night. I was sleeping. Finally. Excuse me.

And I'm meaning to piss. Make my ass feel like a grandpa. Make my ass feel like a grandpa. Okay, I'm meaning to piss, but then I'm also thirsty. What? Wait a minute, body. Body.

Keep the water in and up here, not down there. Oh. I got to get rid of it and then drink more. How did that work? How did that work? How did that work? How did that work? How did that work?

And I'm saying, my bladder, I know it's big. And I know the prostate is not inflamed. So then why am I having to piss all the time? Girl, the prostate ain't getting stimulated. It's been a minute. Hello. Hello. You don't even stimulate your own.

Get thee to the eagle. Get thee to the eagle? Well, honey, I don't have the stamina like you girls do. You velvet rage whites. Staying up till four in the morning going to the eagle. My Instagram bio. Velvet rage whites. You know what?

Getting up to pee in the middle of the night. Five seconds. I remember not doing this as much as a kid, and I guess I am grandpa now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I guess I am grandpa now. Every single morning, is it a huge shit?

It's not a huge shit. It's a huge piss dump. Okay. I have a thing where I... I take one sip of coffee and wow. Oh, yeah, yeah. I dream that I'm pissing. And then I wake up,

and then I'm like, I have to go. I dream that I'm pissing. And then I wake up and then I'm like, I have to go. I'm about to wet the bed. I have to piss a lot. I commend the body for having a dream about pissing. Yeah, to be like, wake up, faggot. You about to bust. You about to bust.

But I hate that. Totally. It's so rude. That's rude. You have to pee so bad you're dreaming about peeing. And then you wake up and you're like, thank God this thing can stay closed. If you're dreaming about peeing,

it's a miracle that you're not just pissing. I know. And every time I wake up and you're like, thank God this thing can stay closed. If you're dreaming about peeing, it's a miracle that you're not just peeing. I know. And every time I wake up and you realize, I was like, oh, I'm not actually peeing. I was like, you better go now. You're in danger. I've literally never pissed the bed. Never. Well, you had a child. No. I was a bedwetter. That's not true. Shut the fuck up. You wore a diaper.

You are so disrespectful. And you came in here not media trained. And this has been one of the hardest interviews that we've ever done. And we've been texting each other the whole time. This is ridiculous. We're not doing this anymore. Not operating under a facade. That is wrong.

You did not come prepared for the podcast today. You came without media training and now you're telling me my history. You're saying once you're potty trained, you never peed the bed. This is ridiculous. You did not specify that. I'm not new to this. I'm true potty trained, you never peed the bed. This is ridiculous. You did not specify that. I'm not new to this. I'm true to this. I have never once pissed the bed.

You did not specify that post-potty training. This is just, it can't be. It can't be true. You don't know anything about me. Get Katrina on the line. Actually, they're in Dublin. Okay. She doesn't have an international travel pass?

Call her. Emergency, emergency. Please pick up have an international travel pass? Call her. Emergency, emergency. Please pick up. Have I ever won? Yeah, let me panic my mother. This is what I was doing a bit. Well, you know what? It's just disrespectful.

She gave birth to me. Okay? Do we know this? She might have stolen you or adopted you. Now you question whether or not my mother is my mother. There's more than one way to be a mother. Birth mother. There's more than one way to be a mother. Birth mother. There's more than one way to be a mother.

Is an adopted mother not a mother? Say that. No, they're not. And thank you for finally getting me here. Come on. Because I've been waiting to say it. Into a microphone. I'm coming out.

I don't think adopted mothers are real mothers, okay? There we go. 15 minutes on the clock. We're doing an extended. And here's why. 14 minutes and 50 seconds left. Josh Sharps. I don't think so. I can go. 15 minutes on the clock. We're doing an extended. And here's why. 14 minutes and 50 seconds left. This is Josh Sharpe's I Don't Think So Honey. I can go.

I have one. This is Aaron Jackson's I Don't Think So Honey. And he wants to do Adopted Mothers Are Not Mothers. I should. And his time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, the yogurt cap this morning cut my damn finger open. Oh, no. I Don't Think So Honey. Why are you a sword opener of yogurt? a yogurt cap this morning cutting my damn finger open.

Why are you a sword? It's so sharp. Opener of yogurt. And I had a big new one because I'm not doing single. I'm saving the planet myself. Single soon. I have a big one. I open up. I cut up bleed. You can see. And I need these fingers. I'm an ape.

I need these. I evolved for this purpose. And I need these fingers to get'm an ape. I need these. I evolved for this purpose. And I need these fingers to get around. I need the blood to keep my heart going. I don't think so, honey. And to swipe on your phone. And to swipe on my phone. To finger blast my guys. I need these fingers.

I don't think so, honey. And then the yogurt. I'm just trying to eat you. Why are you this way? 15 seconds. Why are you this way? Jagged, nasty yogurt. And then a piece of paper on top of that covered in yogurt.

I've got blood everywhere. It makes me sick. Five seconds. I don't think so. I hate it. I hate it. That's one minute. Maybe another classic.

Look at this. It's disgusting. Ask me where I got this. Where'd you get that? Last night, Julius on the toilet paper dispenser because it's also got jagged metal ends. I don't think so. I was pulling out a sheet of toilet paper dispenser because it's also got jagged metal ends. I don't think so. I was pulling out a sheet of toilet paper and it cut me.

And I'm carrying band-aids around in my pocket like I'm a World War II nurse. I know. Honestly, like I'm Rosie the Riveter. Make me sick. That nurse. Rosie the Riveter the nurse. That nurse, Rosie the Riveter. Big muscles nurse. Riveting up my wounds.

I did notice earlier that you have wounds. And there's blood on it. That's all it might be. Blood. Halloween. Can I say, it's disgusting. Because I have a really, Josh's bandage keeps flying off.

That's okay. I have another too, because I'm also wounded. I'm so sorry that happened. What was the flavor of the yogurt then? Blood vanilla? Oh my God. It was seemingly ranch.

Seemingly ranch. It was just plain, and I put, what do you need? You need this? Well, I'll take it if you're open. Plain. It was just plain and I put what do you need? You need this? Well I'll take it if you're opening it. It was plain and I put honey and granola in it. Oh that's so nice.

And a little bit late because of this. I'm so sorry. Because all of a sudden I have to wash the wound and we had to go to the ER and see a riveter. We had to go to the ER. I got to see a riveter down at the ER. Well I just plain hated it. But you know what?

Trying to open a yogurt. Blood don't got to go there either. That's the other thing. Blood got to go to my boner and keep it up. That's what I'm saying. That's her only job. That's her only job. Blood got to fill that cartilage. My word.

My word. Now that's crass. You said finger blasting guys, plural. My guys. My guys. My guys. We know he be around. I've met one or two people

in my life. I finger blast my guys, but first, God. God. But first. And then the words of Jewish and God. But first, it's Josh Sharpe's I Don't Think So. I have one. I have one. I mean, this will be last of the four. Josh Sharpe now says

he has one, and he's excited. He's smiling and more he's got good posture I love him he's rocketed up erect in his seat isn't he the cutest one of the cutest

he is a cutie you guys both look pretty good on camera huh oh you're both hunky hunkers I said I want to kiss those boys

oh my god I do think so they're my friends I can't you can kiss us okay this is Josh Sharp's I don't think so honey as time starts. I don't think so, honey.

His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. My wife only give me head on my birthday. Damn it. My wife only give me head on my birthday. That bitch. That bitch. That gorgeous bitch.

And only when the birthday fall on a weekend. Oh. Tuesday birthday, she say no. Fuck her. Honey, get down there and suck that hog. I only turn my next year, but once a year. Yes. Mama, I got a nut.

She's such a jerk. She's such a jerk. And you eat her out all the time? I eat her out every day but her birthday. I've been eating out my jerk wife. I've been eating out my jerk bitch wife every damn day but her birthday. Why? Because birthday, I'm cooking her every course.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner. You're Michelin. In my Michelin restaurant called The Day. Knives out. Knives out. Knives out, honey. Listen, I wake up hard. 15 seconds. When I wake up on my birthday every day since I was born, heart is rocks. Yeah. Needing

my cum to come out. I can't believe this. 5 seconds. Honey, don't be a dang jerk. Suck me off. It's my birthday. I have birthday too, cock. That's one minute. Only when the birthday on weekends. That's two out of seven.

I think you're headed to divorce court. Yeah. If I had to weigh in. Or at least a trial separation. Yeah. Well, first two trial separations, maybe she'll see the error of her ways. Yeah. Maybe that throat will get a little thirsty.

Honey. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't get it twisted. We love each other. Yeah, maybe that throat will get a little thirsty. Honey. I'm so sorry that you and I weren't working out. Don't get it twisted. We love each other. Yeah, and it's about companionship. It's about companionship.

But you might need Laura Dern from Marriage Story to get up in there. You might need Laura Dern from Marriage Story to get up in there. I know that a lot of people say sometimes love is not enough.

Love is not enough. But I feel that if you have enough respect for someone and if you have a common ground and you have, of course, two beautiful daughters. Of course.

What are their names? Hyundai Elantra and Hyundai Sonata. Hyundai Sonata. Yeah. And they're so beautiful. Pretty. Pretty. Kaya Gerber.

Kaya Gerber type. They look like Kaya Gerber. They look like Kaya Gerber. Who's smarter? Hyundai Sonata or Hyundai Elantra? Sonata's smarter, but Elantra has big old tits. And she loves sucking dick. She loves. You sound like Trump talking about your daughter like this.

I know it. How do you feel about that? I feel good. He was the president, wasn't he? And he might be again. Now I'm so shook. I can't. I don't want to think about that.

I can't even think about that. About the Cheetos in the office? 45 and 47? Oh, no. I don't know if we can want to think about that. I can't even think about that. About the Cheeto in the office? 45 and 47? Oh, no. I don't know if we can take another four years of this. Seemingly ranch Cheeto. Seemingly ranch Cheeto. Seemingly Cheeto.

I just don't think we can take another four years of Trump. I don't think. Thank you guys so much for being on the podcast. Wait a minute. Who's Linda? Who's Naomi? Who's Christy? Oh, that's.

Oh, my God. Who's the last? I'm going to say I think I'm Cindy Crawford because of the hair and her hair and my hair. So I'll take Cindy. I think you're Linda, right? No, I'm Naomi. Oh, you're Naomi.

Naomi. I'm Linda. Yeah, okay. You're Christy. You are Christy. You know, Christy kind of kept a lot of them together in the early days, and I think you're a glue. Okay.

Josh is the glue. Social chair. Aw, that's nice. Apple, do us next. Season two of the supermodels. Never know where I wanna be. Is that the theme song? Never knows I was such a young girl.

George Michael. They're the girls. We only watched the first half we watched the first half of the first half really hard they're the beautiful girls Donatella Versace everybody watch Versace

cause you know they did the runway to that song they're the beautiful girls and they were like get the girls get the beautiful girls on the runway get the beautiful girls

on the runway get the girls get the beautiful girls on the runway they're the beautiful four of them it's so funny four of them

are beautiful girls this is my Donatella Versace is of them it's so funny four of them are beautiful girls this is my Donatella versus Hutch it's really good it's so good Christy goes no that was iconic and she doesn't like

bat it around no no she was like nope that was iconic Christy's so like measured Christy meet us please meet us

meet us meet us we love you Christy Christy if you go see Dix the Musical, I will Venmo you for your ticket. Yes, please. Wait, Matt Whitaker, too, we were talking last night

about the Super Bowl because it's all I can talk about. And he was like, when I was a little boy, Christy Turlington was the girl. He's like being so gay. He loves Christy. He loves Christy.

Like almost like how he loves Serena Williams. Oh my God. How could you not? Christy, meet us, please. Meet us. Meet us. Well, almost like how he loves Serena Williams. Oh my God. How could you not? Christy, meet us, please. Meet us.

Well, this has been so much fun and congrats on the film and I hope that it does all the success and I hope that lots of people get to see it. I hope it sounds great

this opening weekend. And you'll sign our form to say that we're media trained now? This was our media training. Yeah. We needed to put in the hours. Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

In good conscience, cannot do that. I can't in good conscience allow you guys to continue. And all us journalists talk to each other, so we're definitely getting on the horn

tomorrow with everyone that we're supposed to do press with this week. How's crafty at the journalism office? A lot of nuts. It's a lot of nuts. They don't give a damn

about allergies. No, in fact, I think it's targeted because I have a severe nut allergy. Well, is there a scoop there, journalist? There could be. We're going to write. We're going to write. We're going to write.

We're going to write. And we're going to report. And now you can. And now we can. Strike is over. War is over. Rest in peace, Dianne Feinstein. We end every episode with a song.

You better work. Cover girl. Work it out. Do it well. Do your thing. On the runway. Work. Rest in peace.

Model. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Dianne Feinstein. They made you work until you drop. They should have let Dianne Feinstein just gracefully. Bye. Bye.

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