Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - Two Guys, Five Rings: Matt + Bowen at the Olympics in Milan

Episode Date: February 14, 2026

Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers have made their Olympic debut in Milan! After a warm welcome at the airport, they found their way to the Opening Ceremony at San Siro stadium. Join Bowen and Matt as they ta...lk about all the things they've been up to so far at the 2026 Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics!  Listen to Two Guys, Five Rings wherever you get your podcasts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:40 Gratimira NBC YouTube. Let me translate what I think that was. Thank you to NBC and YouTube for bringing us here to the Milan Cortina Olympics. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. And we're here with the whole studio full of people. Yes, interact.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Only in Milan. Does legacy media and new media come together like this? Absolutely. If you are not enjoying us visually right now, and podcasts are now a visual medium across all formats, we are in a recreated Cortina-esque log cabin studio. We're in Cortina. Oh, gosh, it's so fun.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Everyone at this Olympics is like, I'm going to live in a venue tomorrow. I'll see you later. How long are you in Milan for? Oh, well, you have to go to the Duomo, and that's really all there is. The chicest sentence you've ever said. Will you have to go to the Duomo?
Starting point is 00:03:29 How long are you in Milan? It's like, I never dreamed as a boy that I would ever ask these questions. I grew up next to a water tower in Colorado in the suburbs. Well, I guess that's kind of Olympics adjacent. My dad used to hang out with his friends at Chili's. And now I'm at the Milan Olympics. Now I'm in Studio B at the IBC. You hear that?
Starting point is 00:03:55 This is all jargon. This is all jargon. International Broadcasting Center. That's what I'm guessing it is. Did I nail it? I knew it. You know, Matt, let's talk through our arrival in Milan. Because we really are here.
Starting point is 00:04:09 This is not a bit. They actually did send us all those threats that we did. Like, oh, they better send us. It actually paid off. We're here. I think we're doing good. I think we're representing our lovely collaborators as well. Certainly our country better than others.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Oh, we'll get into it. We'll get into it. But yeah, so we get here. And a lot of people are going to be asking the question, was this a better Italian arrival experience than the last time we came here, wherein all of our bags were missing for days, and we were bagless in Sicily. We can reveal at this time, all our bags made it.
Starting point is 00:04:45 All our bags made it. And we're absolutely dripping in Ralph Lauren swag. Yes. And thank you, Ralph. Thanks, Ralph. And we had a lovely flight. We got to go to the Team USA Wilkins. experience at the airport. We basically walked through exactly. They were kind enough to, enough
Starting point is 00:05:03 to simulate the experience of an Olympian, a U.S. Olympians arrival for us. And might we say, it's a very, very, very emotional, exciting, personalized experience. I was going to say because it's at the airport. It is at the airport Cheratun. Get into it. And we're pulling up going, gosh, if I'm off a nine-hour flight and I'm about to have the most high-hour flight, and I'm about to have the most high stakes period of my life. Last thing I want to do is walk into a suite, into a gifting suite. When I'm jet-lagged, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Then you walk up these escalators. There's like a gorgeous, processional sort of bombast playing around you. Everyone is clapping. Everyone there at all the installations comes out and claps. And then the coolest part is you stand in front of a screen and they play a video that is personally, to the teams that are arriving and there are videos
Starting point is 00:06:00 from home that surprise the athletes and that has to be an incredibly emotional experience not just because they're incredibly tired. Of course. But it's great to see your family too. It's great to see your family, especially when you're tired on a giant sort of LED screen.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Yeah, there's my mom all big. Telling me she loves me and is proud. There's my mom next to the Skims Oakley station. And you know we went in there. We went in there. You haven't lived until you've seen the Olympics-themed skim panties. The Olympics themed skim's panties.
Starting point is 00:06:36 The Olympics-themed skim's thigh-high sock for, I would assume the bedroom in the Olympic village. This is the thing. Tell them. They're sicking these giant gift bags that are chic onto these
Starting point is 00:06:51 world-class athletes who are staying in a little shoebox of a room in the Olympic Village. You know what? That ain't right. It gets them out enjoying the city. It gets them out practicing. I almost said rehearsing.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I do almost say rehearsing a lot. But, you know, again, an incredible experience. We got to try on the opening ceremony coats and sweaters that the U.S. team, we took videos and photos. Don't worry. Don't worry. It was stolen valor because these people were treating us like we were Olympians. we're like, oh, we're podcasters.
Starting point is 00:07:28 It's like the polar opposite. The opposite of Olympic. But we are going to have the great Adam Rupon, who is both an Olympian and a podcaster. Proving you can do both. You can do both. I'm literally motivated to start curling after this trip. You've been talking a lot about it. Well, we met the incredible Cleo Abram.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yes. It's her favorite sport. Yeah. She did a whole 18 minute. explainer video that I watched just with precision and in total sort of
Starting point is 00:08:04 thrall. That would be the sport for you curling. You're lunging. You're sweeping. You get into a deep lunge. You're shaking hands. You're getting beers after. You get beers after. Really? Beer is a part of curling?
Starting point is 00:08:20 The winning team has to buy both teams. Yeah. A beer. What? What? You shake hands before the game, the game starts, and you compliment each other on your plays. Oh my gosh. It's called the Gentleman Sport.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Was this created in Canada? I don't think so. Where did a curling begin? Is Barb here? Where is Barb? Oh, Barb didn't make the trip? Yeah. Not surprised, Barb, you slacker.
Starting point is 00:08:47 No. No one's here to check facts? This is... Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're kidding. Barb, by the way, we just got to let people know. Barb is lovely. Barb deserves to run this entire company.
Starting point is 00:09:00 No, Barb is lovely. She doesn't deserve any of this flack. Okay? And we can figure, someone else can figure out where curling started. It just sounds like a very Canadian thing. To compliment someone prior to doing like any meddling or whatever and say, hey, have a beer.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Feels very Canadian. It feels very Canadian. But I think I'm going to say it started in the UK. Scotland. Scotland. Because the stones are made from granite, specifically from an island in Scotland from specific rare earth metals.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Was this in the Cleo Abram Explaner? She's great. She's amazing. We're having a great time with her. We're taking pictures with her. Like, she's the third guy five ring. She's the third guy five ring. If the third guy looked like Julia Roberts.
Starting point is 00:09:44 She looks like Julia Roberts. Yeah. And it's like, you know when you see someone and you're like, I know you look like someone and then you're like, oh, surely it can't be the most famous, most gorgeous woman in the world. That's what she looks like. But then she like knows things about like protein structure.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Yeah, she's like, oh, she was talking in the car very casually about protein structure. We're like... And shapes of proteins and how learning the shape is everything. When it comes to creating new medicine, I was like, you look like Julia Roberts. You don't have to know any of this. No! Just like we should know something. Something.
Starting point is 00:10:17 We should know something. Here we are. They flew us out. You know what we're full of knowledge about because we saw it just last night, which means we haven't forgotten it yet, like the fish we are, the opening ceremony of the, I'll say it again,
Starting point is 00:10:30 Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics. Can you believe this? We were there. We were there. And one of the wonderful gentlemen who was in this room earlier, his first name is Mike. You don't need to know his last name.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Well, you don't need to know his last name, but you can look this up because he almost traps me. He goes, we at the opening ceremony last night? It was like, yes. He goes, what did you think? I was like, It was spectacular.
Starting point is 00:10:54 It goes, well, I directed it. Stop it now. And I was like, you, sir, you tried to, that's entrapment. He was the Liz Patrick of the opening ceremony. Because he was trying to get me to say, yeah, it was all right. Oh, it was entrapment. That's a very serious crime, Mike. Mike.
Starting point is 00:11:09 You better watch it or we'll say your last name. Interpol is going to come for your ass. Guess you doxed. Just kidding. Anyway, congrats on an amazing job, Mike. Mike, meanwhile, he's out here on a Saturday. It's Saturday here in Milan. That's huge.
Starting point is 00:11:22 See, on the Olympics, you could be working on a Saturday. Like us? Yeah, like us. Damn it. Now, let's talk the opening ceremony. Let's, because so much happened, Bo. When we walked in, I had one thought, wow, this is like the Eros Tour.
Starting point is 00:11:35 And then I realized how dumb I was. And I quickly corrected myself to be like, wow, this is the most epic production I had ever seen. Yeah. You're not wrong, though. It was very Erestor-Tor-ass. Did she perform there? Look it up.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Barb Aris Tour Milan stop venue Yeah See if she played at the Span Spiro Or whatever the hell We're not talking about What's it called San Ciro? San Ciro
Starting point is 00:12:01 Not San Spiro Earlier we were listening To this song We were listening to the soundtrack To Spiro the video game Yeah yeah we were No we're listening to Her name is Siena Spiro
Starting point is 00:12:12 It's like she goes Say it's my words Say is for you You know that new song It's kind of like Adele but not I don't think so Yes She did
Starting point is 00:12:20 Well, it makes all the sense in the world. If it's fit for the opening ceremony, it's fit for the Eros Tour. I hope people at the Eres Tour in Milan had the same interesting hot dog that I had at the stadium. You said it. It's interesting. It was an interesting hot dog. It made me go, maybe it's a good thing that this is, like, pig brains in the States. Because I was missing the extra, you know.
Starting point is 00:12:49 It was too, like, one. One thing. It was two. They're making six million of these. You know what I'm saying? Uh-huh. Anyway, we're happy we got to eat. We're going to talk about the hot dogs at Sincerea for the rest of the episode.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Yeah, maybe we'll get to Mariah Carey. I bet you thought, oh, let's listen to the Matt and Bowen, Two Guys, Five Rings episode of the opening ceremony. It's going to be a lot of Mariah Carey. Have another name until now. Have another name until now. That's not because it wasn't deserved because let me tell you what was extremely amazing, her performance in Italian. Volare.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Volare. And then she sang her song, Nothing is impossible. And we actually agreed in our seats that nothing was. And it's off of her latest album Here For It All, which we were there for it all. Yeah. It being the opening ceremonies. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:38 She was great. She looked amazing. Probably the coolest part of being there, BTS was watching them slowly walk her out. Yes. And then like place her, leave three men both times. Takes three men to get Mariah out. And then afterwards they all come out. She didn't move at all.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Okay? That's how I want. She was truly the doll. I was expecting a palanquin. To find palanquin and then I can keep going on. Like the thing that you hoist on four guys's shoulders. Yeah, I was expecting that too. For her to sit in a little room.
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Starting point is 00:18:28 Well, let's go back. First, it starts off with this gorgeous, angelic, I'm going to say, like, neoclassical interpreter. Well, the theme of the opening ceremony was interpretive dance. Yes. Every two years, maybe, I was going to say, every four years, maybe two. The world gets sat down and forced to watch interpretive dance.
Starting point is 00:19:02 And thank goodness. We should say the theme literally was harmony, but... No, no, no. But there was... Armonia. The... Armonia. The...
Starting point is 00:19:12 Aromania. Try speaking Italian without having a full seizure if you're me. Aramonia. It takes over you. But the theme was harmony, and there was harmony in the interpretive dance. Absolutely. Well, I thought the theme was very well sort of executed throughout the... the entire show because
Starting point is 00:19:33 good job, Mike. The sort of, the thing was harmony. It was about two things uniting. It was like the, like later on, we saw two acrobat suspended on rings. Oh, that was cool.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I think that was supposed to represent city and mountain. Milan and Cortina. Is that true? I think that was the, the poetic read on it. Okay. Or harmony and interpretive dance.
Starting point is 00:19:56 The world and Italy. The world in Italy. Anything else? Red and green Red and green Red and green It's in Arminia Yeah red white and green
Starting point is 00:20:08 So then let me just get this right Okay was that Then it was Matilda de Angelis Moseilda de Angelis waving around a huge stick I saw myself in her You were her Matt Rogers de Angelis
Starting point is 00:20:21 Matt Rogers de Angeles I really liked her I thought her lines were beautiful Formed very beautiful lines Dancing with the Stars Judge Beautiful lines Beautiful lines Beautiful lines
Starting point is 00:20:31 She was, well, first she was assailed by the paparazzi. Yes. An Italian invention. Oh my gosh, I guess, yeah. No, but they made it look very chic. Lady Gaga, thanks, so do we. Then she walks over, then she starts waving around this baton. Three huge paper mache heads of Verdi Puccini and, oh, the third opera guy.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Oh, sure. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. Not Pavarotti. No. Sorry. No. No, no, hold on. Let me look at my paper.
Starting point is 00:21:08 See, this is what it is to know too many things, because then you get caught in a trap. You get caught in a trap. Because I knew zero of the three guys. He knew two of the three. And now he's in a world of pain. Go ahead. Rossini.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Of course. They're running around. And then they remain. Yeah. I think that those three guys were just watching Charlize there and give her speech about peace later on. Yeah, that was also a whole moment. That was a moment.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Well, so then they do that. Then it's... The paint came out of the sky. The paint came out of the sky. Then, okay, so this is where it got a little confusing for me. So the three paint tubes came out of the sky, and they sort of filled the world with primary color. Then I thought it was all little pieces of paint
Starting point is 00:21:55 or little paint brushes, little crayons running out. Turns out all those guys were supposed to be espresso makers. This was where it got a little Italian from it. Well, this is where we go, oh, wow. I don't think about espresso at all. At all? Now, unless Sabrina Carpenter is involved. She put her on the map in America.
Starting point is 00:22:20 We didn't know what it was. Well, espresso martinis. Sure. We knew them from Salt Lake City Housewives. That's right. That happens. Yeah. Then we arrive at what I thought was a tribute
Starting point is 00:22:32 to Capraise salad. Turns out it was red, white, and green Italian flag colors. Common mistake. Common mistake. But I went, oh, Italy really,
Starting point is 00:22:42 really figured that out with their flag. Bufela. Bufela. Moffala. Basel. Basel sounds. Basil?
Starting point is 00:22:52 More like we're here. Pomodori. Right. I was like, they invented tomato cheese and basil. Just to pause, the conversation for a second and talk a little bit more about food. We did have lunch yesterday,
Starting point is 00:23:07 and I was upset when I realized again, they don't have chicken palm here. It's an American, Italian-American adventure. And I got over it, and I didn't bring it up at lunch. I didn't want to make a scene. Uh-huh. And I ordered my amatriciana, and I was very happy. As were you, we had the same thing. We had a gorgeous, regattoni-a-a-machisiana. Where do we go, Ratana? That was the name of the restaurant. was another restaurant to be able to the night before
Starting point is 00:23:35 Michelin-starred risotto. And honey, our waiter, Alex, I will remember you. Oh, this was at the other place, yes. What's that called? That was called
Starting point is 00:23:45 Taverna. Something else. Taverna something. I will remember Alex. He knew something. And then he made us this dessert. He made table side, like a custard, basically.
Starting point is 00:23:59 It starts with a Z in Italian. I'm blanking on this. He comes over to us and he makes us this dessert, right, at the table. He comes over to us and he whispers and bowen and I's ear and he goes, now that we're friends, I can tell you, this is what they used to give the men to invigorize them. To, this is, this is Italian Viagra. Viagra. I said, you better get out of here. You think he was flirting?
Starting point is 00:24:25 I don't know. I couldn't tell. And then our friend was like, did you leave your number? And I was like, I don't think he was gay. Gay. Gay. Tutti gay. We learned that from White Lotus.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I feel like here in Italy, you kind of know the guys are gay. Because they're like, marry me. They are. That's how they are. Now, please marry me. You feel like you know that all the guys in Italy are gay because they all say, Marry me. This is what I'm told.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Has this happened to you? Mateo Lane told me this. And then I was like, you're, Mateo, you're so hot. Look at the ass sits so high and round. Mateo has a very different experience coming to Italy than, We would. He speaks the language. His ass sits high and round.
Starting point is 00:25:08 What more could you ask for? What more could you ask for? Maddie me. Maddie me. He's getting my asses. Don't do this. It's been looking incredible. I don't know what to say.
Starting point is 00:25:21 My ass is the Tower of Terror. It's a straight shot down. It's not going to, I'm not getting any proposals. You know, they've changed the Tower of Terror. It now has all sorts of different dimensions. Okay. So don't, so just know things, I don't know. Things are moving and shaken.
Starting point is 00:25:36 What's my ass? You've got, you've got, you've got, you've got a, you've got a, triple lutz. No, no, I'm so, I celebrate your ass. Thank you so much. You've got a triple lutz. Mad of me. You've got, you've got a curling ass.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Now, opening ceremony. Yeah, right. I was going to say, opening ceremony. So then the rings, then the rings come together. That was, that took my breath away. That was breathtaking. Because they were not super secure on those things. You couldn't see the wires.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Because it made me go, when Rihanna did this at the Super Bowl, when Beyonce did this at the Christmas show, the Cowboys show. Yes. That was so good. Amazing. But they were making sure that those precious icons
Starting point is 00:26:23 were stable. Yeah. These people, I guess they're professional acrobats. Right. They were kind of. of doing it raw. They were doing it raw.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Someone's face just goes I guess they were sure but you know that so that that happened they all that by the way this was after the Bop who knew the Italian
Starting point is 00:26:57 National Anthem back to the drawing board. to the drawing board America. There's two... There's like a whole movement shift in the Italian national anthem. It sounds like a Celine Dion song from the 80s.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Early 90s? Or 90s. It just sounds like a song that would win Eurovision. And it's their national anthem. It's amazing. Well, Italy's got to bring it with the arts in every aspect.
Starting point is 00:27:24 You know what I mean? Yeah. I didn't realize Italy was the club in this way. Well, there was a whole disco semi because they, They gave us disco. Italo disco is some of the best. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Well, anyway, the music throughout the evening was incredible, and I can't get over the national anthem. I'm going to be streaming. Laura Pascini is who. Laura Pascini. Did you know of her? I didn't. I was very excited to watch her really slay in front of 60,000 people.
Starting point is 00:27:51 She definitely did that. She definitely did that. Then we have our ring moment. That was cool. Then we have the Pirae of Nations. That's where I went. Canada Canada really brought it
Starting point is 00:28:04 I thought you were going to say and that's where I went I'm getting a hot dog I'm getting a hot dog we did take a break then we got we got a hot dog we got up and during you know we were told this is the time
Starting point is 00:28:14 to get a drink and a snack so we said okay so we said okay but then we did we made sure we were we were seeing them we didn't see a lot of the athletes come in
Starting point is 00:28:24 this was a widespread opening ceremony which that might be my I don't think so honey later that we're doing this sort of for a different segment. Widespread kept being said. Widespread was said many times.
Starting point is 00:28:37 They're very interested in us knowing all about how the spread is wide. And it makes me go, let's think about the ways in which that word is used. Sure. Lately it hasn't been great. Widespread. Widespread.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Like, widespread sort of transmission. Widespread. Are you throwing it back to COVID? unrest. I'm throwing it back to all of my life. You're going to give everyone PTSD. Listen, this, no, this is what being in Milan is like right now. He's fired up, ladies and gentlemen. It is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is triumphantly saying we overcame so many things.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Yeah. Period. We overcame those hot dogs. Barely. Can I just say, Sancero, this bathroom's tough. Oh, that was crazy. It was like prison. Stop.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Now, me stop. I wasn't even the one that brought it up. I'm sorry. I didn't need to silence. Can I say we had an amazing time in the stadium? An amazing time in the stadium. Would go there. Go there again.
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Starting point is 00:30:13 proudly Canadian-owned and operator. Charm has been part of your love stories and bromances for over 50 years. And you can find bromance on the Iheart Radio Network or wherever you get your podcast. Welcome to the A building. I'm Hans Charles. I'm Inalek Lamoma. It's 1969. Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr.
Starting point is 00:30:36 had both been assassinated. And Black America was out of breaking point. Writing and protests broke out on an unprecedented scale. In Atlanta, Georgia at Martin's Almermata, Morehouse College. The students had their own protest. It featured two prominent figures in black history, Martin Luther King Sr. and a young student, Samuel L. Jackson. To be in what we really thought was a revolution.
Starting point is 00:31:02 I mean, people would die. 1968, the murder of Dr. King, which traumatized everyone. The FBI had a role in the murder of a Black Panther leader in Chicago. This story is about protest. It echoes in today's world. far more than it should, and it will blow your mind. Listen to the A-building on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What is one thing about love you've had to unlearn? That it's earned. That it needs to be forever for it to count.
Starting point is 00:31:36 February is the month of love. Whether you're in a relationship, casually dating, or proudly single, it's a great time to reflect on yourself and what you want. I'm Hope Woodard, host of the Boysover podcast, and each week this month we're looking at love from every angle. I don't know how to tell my partner, like, what I want in bed. The thing about romantic fiction, I would say more than any other genre of culture, is that it's always put women first. My marriage stopped making sense. The connection started to feel off. The behavior started to feel different.
Starting point is 00:32:10 This February, get in touch with yourself by listening to Boy Sober. That's B-O-Y-S-O-B-E-R. I'm like, I would love to not hate the man I'm sleeping with. I don't know what that's about. Listen to Boy Sober on the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Ryder Strong, and I have a new podcast called The Red Weather. It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea. In 1995, my neighbor and a trainer disappeared from a commune.
Starting point is 00:32:43 It was hard to wrap your head around. It was nature and trees and praying and drugs. So no, I am not your guru. And back then, I lied to my parents. I lied to police. I lied to everybody. There were years right where I could not say your name. I've decided to go back to my hometown in Northern California,
Starting point is 00:33:03 interview my friends, family, talk to police, journalists, whomever I can to try to find out what actually happened. Isn't it a little bit weird that they obsess over hippies in the woods and not the obvious boyfriend? They have had this case for 30 years. I'll teach you sons of a bitch to come around here in my wife. Boom, boom, this is the red weather. Listen to the red weather on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:33:59 your state forester and the ad council. What was he going to say? Andrea Bocchelli. Andrea Bocchell. Well, first, Parade of Nations, so many cute outfits. Very much so. It's so lovely to see Italy, Italian, Italian athletes coming in.
Starting point is 00:34:25 So, a widespread. So we were cutting from down in Milan where you would have these gorgeous metallic puffered women a la Angie Katzenavis and their giant sunglasses walking with a giant horizontal slab of ice. We were not the only ones to say that it was. Angie Katzenavis Coded either. And that is the second Salt Lake City Housewise reference on the episode so far. There has to be a third now. Oh, I have a third.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Great. I have a third. Coming soon. And then that happens. And then you would cut to what I want to say. We definitely cut to Cortina. Yeah. And then we, I think we might have cut to Lavinio. Yes, I think there was a whole lot of cutting between.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Hence the widespread aspect. But it was, it was, it was, beautiful. It was beautiful because the athletes got so much applause and it felt incredible. And we joined him. And we are very excited to be here like
Starting point is 00:35:27 celebrating these American athletes. I was watching going like, oh God, there's something really profound about everybody from around the world being here at the same time for the same occasion. Here's the third Salt Lake City reference. Go on. Charlie Steyeran comes out
Starting point is 00:35:44 looking like Whitney Rose. Comptoms to everyone. Compliments to everyone. Quoting her countrymen, her fellow countrymen. South Africa. Nelson Mandela. Talking about peace.
Starting point is 00:35:59 And I go, there's something really powerful about the woman who played Eileen Warnos, Furiosa, and Miss Atomic Blonde. And Old Guard. She's played violent women.
Starting point is 00:36:13 She was in the movie Mighty Joe Young. And people don't, remember that. People don't remember that. But this lady who has seen violence up close has enacted violence for the cameras. Yes. For a woman to know violence and say, Guys, From Atomic Blonde.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Cut it out. Cut it out. With the war. For seas sake. Maybe go, this is impactful. I'll tell you what else was impactful in this sort of cap of the night. The perfect synchronizing of the Olympic torch flame to the beach. to the beat of Nessendorma
Starting point is 00:36:48 sung by literally Pavarotti who's still able to whip... Picheli. Uh-oh. When you say literally and it's wrong. I meant
Starting point is 00:37:03 Bocelli. Okay. Leave it all in. I don't care. You think I care? You think he cares? Oh, God. We find out he's a huge fan of this podcast.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I was listening to my favorite podcast. and then you're getting gone by Pavarote. Is that anywhere near? What he might sound like? Lauren. Mascata Bocelli slash. Now is the time, Lauren.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Now is the perfect opportunity. Put me on. Bocelli perfectly synchronized with the lighting of the 11thold. And Nessendorma, it is the most beautiful song. From Stepbrothers. Yeah. That's where the world knows it. That's where the world knows it.
Starting point is 00:37:45 First, Stepbrothers, now secondary. the opening ceremony, and that capped it all off. It was gorgeous. I take issue with it being called a cauldron. I don't like that. It's like... Because they're going to like the cauldron. It's too witchy and like, let's leave witches out of it.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Like... Well, I celebrate witches. I celebrate witches, too. I don't think... It's stolen valor from witches. You know what I mean? What came first? The witches are the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Probably the... Well, I think... I think the Olympus came first. The mountain. Okay. Because did witches start in Salem? No. Certainly they've been since the beginning of time.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Honey, we've been trying to get women since the dawn of humanity. Get women. We've been trying to get them. That's what I'm saying. Now, we could use one on this podcast. I was going to say, I take issue with it being called cauldrons, because guess what the word cauldron is in Italian?
Starting point is 00:38:44 Go ahead. Calderone. and that is the last name of Lady Gaga's drag persona Joe Calderon. So that's probably why. Joe Caldron. But it makes me go, well, now I'm off in another sort of thought starter. I'm not thinking about the Olympics no more. You're thinking about Gaga.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Just call it the Olympic. Also, Bull. PR nightmare, as we mentioned, lots of tragic things have happened. happened around the Olympic cauldron. Remember when those doves got singed? Oh, yeah, I didn't remember until now. I had to remind everybody.
Starting point is 00:39:24 You know what, though? They got the... Think about this if you're the birds. It's not getting bigger and better than that. You're going to die at some point. You might as well go out and a blaze of glory, babe. It's the Olympics. It's the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Sorry to these doves. Sorry to these doves. And then, you know, maybe years later, I don't know. You get misremembered. I can't believe you call them Pavarotti. It's time to give out our bronze, silver, and gold medal. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:54 For this episode of Two Guys Five Rinks. One of the best episodes we've ever done of this show. You think so? Yeah, I think we absolutely tore. I love that. Everything we ate at the Olympics. Just us sitting right here. What's the bronze medal of the Olympic opening ceremony?
Starting point is 00:40:14 Milan Cortina 2020. Six for you. I'm going to give bronze to, um, oh, what's her name again? Matilda. Matilda.
Starting point is 00:40:24 No, no, no. Laura Puccini singing the Italian national anthem. That was so rousing. What? We didn't even talk about Sabrina and Pachatore. Valentina. From the White Lotus. She, so just to recap,
Starting point is 00:40:41 this means she deserves the silver. This does mean she deserves the silver. Yeah. She, go ahead and explain exactly. How hard she went. Okay, so here's what happened in the storytelling. She's at home in her sweats, watching the opening ceremony, I think, like, you know, like what the rest of the world is doing. For the people who are not lucky enough to be in the stadium like we were.
Starting point is 00:41:04 She's watching at home in her sort of loungeware. Then those two dastardly weasels stotes. Tina and Milo. Milo. Pop up and start her. wringing her. Harassing her even. And she said, hey!
Starting point is 00:41:23 No, she literally is. Hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes... And then it became something else. She goes, hey! Hey! What are you doing? My favorite Italian word?
Starting point is 00:41:35 Gwee. What's Gwee? Here. Or qua, which is there. Gui! No, no. Qua. Gwee.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Cui. Gwee. Gwee. Gwee. Cue. Cue. I can't stand this. Whenever I say something exactly the way.
Starting point is 00:41:51 No. Cui. Cui. Cui. There you go. Cui, Cui, Cui! Here, here. Here, here.
Starting point is 00:42:01 So she gets... Qua, qua, qua. She gets sort of manhandled. From Cui to Cua. From Cue to Cua by Tina and Milo. Ugh. And then she gets, I guess, she gets hurtled through like this... AI animated
Starting point is 00:42:19 AI you know Whatever She gets hurtled through All of the Olympics The Winter Olympics passed Over the last 100 years It's been 100 years
Starting point is 00:42:29 Of the Winter Olympics Wow The Winter Games And you do see the cool Emblems of the past Yeah And then she lands In this metallic
Starting point is 00:42:38 Jump suit Body suit Bodycon suit And she gets She starts dancing to this contemporary Italian, the first Italian rap song
Starting point is 00:42:53 called Checks notes. Presenkolinen instancousal, which is meant to be gibberish, I believe. Huh? Improvised text
Starting point is 00:43:05 is an invented language that phonetically mimics English written by the iconic Italian singer Adriano Chenentano. So then there's an amazing, again, interpretive dance, energized but interpretive dance, where she's dancing, I guess, about Olympic history.
Starting point is 00:43:24 And then she slays and sells. Just like she did in White Lotus. Just like she did in White Lotus and the paper. Oh, yeah. Which don't sleep on the paper. She's very good in the paper. She's very good in the paper. She's very good in everything.
Starting point is 00:43:36 She's kind of the Michael Scott of the paper. I would say. We're allowed to talk about this. It's NBC. This is all why she's earned the silver medal today. Silver medal to Cybringham. And I think we have to give the gold medal to, and I'm going to say this, Andrea Bocell. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:43:56 That's Clappter for him and I for getting it right. Because, come on. I mean, that was truly epic. And just gold medal, honorary gold, platinum medal, as it were, to Mike. To Mike. Who directed the stuff. Yes. That was amazing.
Starting point is 00:44:13 That was amazing. And now we get to meet him today. We already have. No, I said we got to meet him today. I remember. Unforgettable. Just like the opening ceremony of Milan Quirte de 26.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Absolutely. But be careful around Mike because he might ask, he'll, you know. He might try to entrap you. Well, I'll be eating, I'll be eating something from the commissary. Be like, what do you think of those potatoes?
Starting point is 00:44:34 They're like, they're good. That's my recipe. I made them. I made them. That was my grandmother's recipe for potatoes. So it's good you like it. Mike, great job. Great job.
Starting point is 00:44:48 And great job to everyone here. We've had such a lovely time in the Cortina cabin. And you'll have to wait a couple days, but right now for us, we're going to be welcoming an Olympian and a podcaster, proving it can be done. Adam Rippon, so look out for that very soon. Look out for that very soon. But until then, follow the show on the IHeart Radio app or your favorite podcast platform and watch on the NBC Sports YouTube channel.
Starting point is 00:45:13 And watch and listen to every moment of the winter. Winter Olympics and now through February 22nd on NBC and Peacock and on the IHart Radio app. We end every one of these episodes with the very same song. Boom, boom, bum, bum. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, I just, I love it. So why don't you do the bums and I'll do the blairs? Bums and the blairs, us tonight.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Hum, Hum, Hum, Hum, Homom Bum Bumum
Starting point is 00:45:50 Bum Bum Bum Bum Berm Berm We switched it. Harmony, everyone. Armonia. Bye. Bye.
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