Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - “Wealth Whispers and I’m Screaming” (w/ Gabby Windey)

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

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Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh my goodness. Wow.

Las culturistas. Ding dong, las culturistas calling. Culture sort of in the house. Culture in the house. Well, this is the most precious skill to me in life, which is something that you do well, I don't think I do well, someone who can just unfurl their mind solo

in front of a microphone. Unfurl the mind are three words I didn't know I needed together until you just did that. Unfurl your mind. Unfurl your mind. Wow. Through words, through movement. It's like certain people do like a stream of consciousness. I don't think that's what our guest does.

I think there's something even more elevated where it's like you've been told it's like slam poetry. I didn't know if I was supposed to be here. Hold on. Hold on. We're skipping the whole pretense. Welcome to your ears. Gabby Whitney! I was like me being privy to this.

I was like looking at the camera like, holy shit. It gets weirder and weirder. It gets weirder and weirder. Do it on camera for people to just sit there while we do the intro, but get it. Believe you me, I loved it. Yeah. Yes, I'm like keep going, keep going.

But like, I think you do it better literally. I'm not kidding than anyone else who has ever lived. This is insane. It's true. This is so crazy of you. Like it's like not even clicking. Don't you agree though, on some level? Long-winded, listen to it.

It's like, it's poetry what you do. Thank you. I know everyone's saying that, which like my head could not fit in this room right now. It's like so insane. Winning the traders, long winded icon. Talk more than say. It doesn't even have to be about the traders.

It was Bella Hadid reposting the Business Hours TikTok. And then now I'm skyrocketing into the stratosphere. I'm like, I cannot be stopped. You. But it was like it was bound to happen anyway. I don't think we all up to Bella. You didn't need the Bella repost. I don't know. Like, I mean, maybe you just,

podcasts take so long to get off their feet that I'm like, damn, like, I don't actually know if this is clicking and people say they like it, like they're lying to my face. Cause you know, I'm lying to everyone else's face. Sure. Did you lie to our face when you came in here?

No, fuck no. Are you kidding? Are you a traitor? I'm like. No, stop. You guys are both iconic. I'm like literally imposter syndrome. Don't, don't be.

No, literally don't be. What are you talking about? We're like, I'm like, I got nervous for you today. Stop. That you were coming. Yeah, same. I took an Advand last night. I woke up groggy.

I don't know. Not an Advand. Not an Advand, no. Why is 0.25 times two? Okay, well listen, times two. You're like up on your doses because you are a medical professional. Right, exactly.

Right? Yes, I know. You know all the shit. You got it together in terms of MGs. Yes, yeah, literally. Via experience and experimentation. Yes. Yes, I know.

See, but I'll tell you what's the girl that will get you if you allow her to take over your life, which I did at one point, and then I was waking up every morning and just started sobbing melatonin. Oh, really? Melatonin, you have to really be careful of her because 10 milligrams of melatonin is a metric ton of depression. Whoa, the sobbing in the morning is so real.

I had a breakdown over a coffee shop in the maid hotel because they wouldn't let me get on their Wi-Fi. I'm like, I spent $20 in carrot juice. I just need to get some work done. Looking at my computer sobbing, I got recognized. No. Yes, but she couldn't tell because my head was down that I was going through something.

She's like, I just want to let you know I'm a huge fan. And then I slowly get up with welled eyes this is not one Sydney Sweeney tear. No, this was a full fade. Why didn't they let you on the Wi-Fi because characters wasn't enough? Um, because characters? Because the amazing character that you brought in. No, why wasn't carrot juice enough to get on the Wi-Fi? Because only hotel guests. I'm like, it's not going to cost any more money if you let me on the Wi-Fi.

I swear. And they love to turn me down. Right. But you know what? I'm like, actually a Karen, I feel like doesn't get as much of a response than a victim. I'm going to cry to your face. I'm going to cry to your face. And then maybe they would let me on the wifi.

Whereas Karen is just like the wrong energy then they wanna fight. I think if I cried to them, they still wouldn't let me on the wifi, but they would have broke like the bitchy barista. 100%. Character. Yeah, I know.

Character, because of the characters. Wait, you're so right because I don't wanna start any shit. Start it. But for some reason, Brittany was like brandishing this Karen identity towards the end of the show. She was like, I'll speak to the manager. And I'm like, that's not something you brag about. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Totally. Delores was calling her Karen left and right. She'll say it to her face. Really? Yeah. And I'm like, that's Dolo. That's Dolo.

That is so Dolo. And wait, I almost did it as my I don't think so honey today, but I say it to her face. Really? Yeah. And I'm like, that's dolo. That is so dolo. And wait, I almost did it as my I don't think so honey today, but I'm going to do something else which I feel more passionately about. But one of my things is like, people are dogging Dolores for winning the Traders. And I'm like, you know what? She was so faithful that even at the end, she earned it because people were like, we're going to end the game. And to still exist at the end of that whole experience

and be like, we're good to share the money. Just like that lack of cutthroatness is playing the game as a faithful. So you can do it that way. Yes, it is what it is, you guys. She's at the end for a reason or not a reason. We're all splitting the money. It's how it ended.

Yeah. I feel like it's not that deep. Every day she would be like, please, traitor, kill me. She did not want to be there. So then I was like, bitch, are you a traitor? Because like, why don't you care? Bob the Drag Queen was like, are you rich or did you need this money?

I was like, because at first I was like, what do you mean rich? He's like, Bob Harper Rich lives next door to RuPaul. And I was like, no, I'm here because I need the money. You know, I'm not, this is on loan, mew, mew. My money's still talking. We're not whispering. We're not wealth whispers and I'm screaming.

Yes. Like I need the money. We're entitled about wealth whispers and I'm screaming. Poetry. Actually, I'm like anyone who will listen, I still haven't gotten my bonus money. Oh, what? I'm 7.99 in the hole from the wedding.

Oh my God. Like please. 799 dollars. Yeah, that's how much the wedding cost then. We'll Venmo you. Oh my God, thank you. I'm like now, I'm like no, I still need to get it to me. I need to do it.

No, stop it. Is that so dumb, that's so, kill me. No. Why did I just offer that, I'm sorry. I'll I still need it. Give it to me. No, stop it. Is that so dumb? That's so, kill me. No. Why did I just offer that? I'm sorry. I'll give you my Venmo. It's my dog's name and his birthday. I had to change it.

Aw. It's not your own name? No. Oh, why? Because people were charging and sending you money. They found out. They requested. Yeah, they're like, oh yeah.

And then it's one bad slip of a finger and you've given someone $2,000. Literally, yes. I feel of a finger and you've given someone $2,000. Literally, yes. I feel like the combination that you've experienced of Bachelor Nation being a vibe and being like, oh, a little prickly. And you and I are fellow Denver folks. Really?

I grew up in Aurora. Oh my God. Oh my God, you're the best thing to ever come out of Aurora. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You should actually like print that on merch. The roughed.

No it is. The roughed Hound Aurora. You said it, not me. And I'm like, this makes sense why like you're so funny, you're so successful. Stop it, Gabby. Yes. No, but wait, you were, you see CS? Yeah, you know it.

You know it. Big shout out. And then were you also asking for money? Probably via Venmo. Oh yeah. I'm like, get out of here. They're not calling to say they get out of here. Yeah. They're not calling to say they're proud of me.

No, they're like alma mater. I don't care about you. Alma mater doesn't matter. You're the best thing that came out of Colorado Springs. No, actually, I don't usually own it, but you said it. Why would you? Exactly. That's where I went to conversion therapy, back.

You went to conversion therapy? I went to conversion therapy in Colorado Springs. We would drive down the two hours each way each week. Oh my God. And it was so funny. And then my dad and I ended up bonding that way. Okay. That's kind of sweet.

In the car rides, isn't that like a cinematic piece? Right. Like bonding in the car rides, driving your son to conversion therapy, there in fact two hours. Exactly, what else is there to talk about? Right, exactly. You like converted him actually and accepting.

Yes. Yes. Yes. But that is the crucible that has forged you. That is why you are iconic. Cause Colorado Springs. And Broncos and Bachelor and Dancing With The Stars and now Traders. Thank you.

Everyone forgets Dancing With The Stars. No, but you know what? It's so amazing. Can I say something? We're sitting here with someone who did a tens across the board samba to live in La Vida Loca. And we've never had that before. We've never had that in a guest.

My buttafogo. Can you imagine? And I winked at the camera. I had a shot of tequila for the first time in my life. My old Broncos coaches were there. So I was like, they were talking shit about me. They were like, where were those legs when she was on the team? Stop it! Yes. And then I winked at the camera.

I was like too stepping and then I shot him a wink. You gave it to him. Yes, that's what got me my 10. I scored a 40 out of 40. What was the moment when Buble did not give you a 10? No. What do you think his problem was? Me talking mad shit on Michael Buble,

first thought this is not the first, second, third, or fourth time. I will also scream it. Michael Buble is beyond dead to me. He like literally, I fucked me. Looked me up and down on the way to my trailer. You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm for sure getting a 10 out of this guy. Yeah, there's no way.

Do you think he was trying to flirt by giving you an iron? I don't know. That is not the way to flirt with me. I don't do that. Yes. I like the love bomb. I like, like I'm all for it. Yes.

Yeah. Was that part of the courtship with Robbie? Courtship. You're now wife? Yes. Who's who came onto who? Tell us the love story. Who's who came onto who?

You know what the thing is with love bombing is it's like, it's only love bombing if you don't like it. You're right. That's a real culture. Yes. That's a real culture. Rule of culture number 75. You know what the thing is with love bombing?

It's only love bombing if you don't like it. Right. Once you decide you don't like them, then you're like, fuck you, you love bombing. Fuck you forever, to be clear. But if you like it, you'll get married in Vegas. And it's the love of your life. Congratulations.

Thank you. But it's beyond love bummer now, it's been a while. It's been a while. She is, especially like in the last couple weeks, we've been so busy. She is the, I would, I literally would not be here without her. My manager sent me the sweetest texts.

He's like, you are becoming so successful because of the people you surround yourself with. Like it's just a testament to literally Robbie. Like, she is incredible. Not one jealous bone in her body. She's like, you're my girl. A man could never. Like, I've dated those.

And just her sheer genuine joy for me. Like, I check in on her every day. I'm like, are you sure this is okay? Like, I do want to prioritize our relationship above all. And I know she's the same. So like love bombing or not, like lay it on me. She's like, why are you calling me a love bomb? It's not a love bomb.

Cross me out if you want it. Yes. Wait, but it's interesting that you bring that up because it's like, famously you went on The Bachelor. And my question is for anyone that really goes on The Bachelor, how genuine was that? Like where was your head at?

What was your state of mind going into The Bachelor? Is it, I'm gonna find the man in my dreams and roll the dice on this? Or were you a fan of the show? What was the vibe? I fucked, you know? I was like, I'm here. Yeah, you're like, I fucked with this.

It's a, it fucked him. And it's like, I know what I'm supposed to do. And the whole time I was thinking it's me, you know? I'm like, why can't I have a relationship? I was obviously dating the wrong gender. So I was like, this is it. I'm at the age, I've done the work. I can fall in love with this toe looking ass.

You know, skinny jean wearing. This is my guy. So when you get out of the car and you see him, is there something that happens because you're on the bad show where you're like, is it something like in your brain that makes him an object of affection? Because now you look back and you're like, nah. Totally.

Have you seen his dancing videos? Oh my God, they will make you run. I'm going to send you one and you wish you didn't have eyes. But there is people who are like, did the producers manipulate you? I'm like, I manipulated myself. Yeah. Like you're in an environment. The competition aspect is huge.

You're gaslighting yourself. That's all you talk about in interviews. So you're like, man, I really am in love with him. Like I can do this. Thank God I escaped that by the skin of my teeth. I know. And then told him to fuck off at the end when he wanted to walk you out. Yeah.

No. Yeah, my face full of disdain. I'm like, how did I do that? Do you think it was that moment that secured you the Bachelorette offer? Because you kind of were just like, well, we've never really had someone be this flavor of fuck off. Toad, I definitely thought, but nobody else did, including the producers. I went into my interviews

because they interview a lot of women for The Bachelorette. And I was texting my producer who we have a really good relationship with, and I was like, I have this in the bag. What do you mean they're interviewing anyone else? I'm sure it's just because they have to. And lo and behold, it was not gonna be me for a long time. I'm like, what?

News to me. Yeah, were they just gonna have Rachel? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. But then overall, can you like average out the whole experience across like the entirety of the Bachelor run? Are you like, glad I did it?

Yeah. Yeah. No regrets. Absolutely. And there you go. And that's great. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm like, glad I did it. Yeah. No regrets. Absolutely. And there you go, that's great. Yeah, no, I'm like, I would do it for the accommodations alone. First class, great champagne, penthouse. The Bachelor is the one show that I've been on

that has treated us really like stars, like the full thing. Yes, like trailers, glam every day, great accommodations. Yeah, so leaving that, I'm like, what is this? Because I feel like there's little things trickling out of Trader's production where it's like, oh no, we all stay at the hotel next to the airport. I cannot confirm. And we love Peacock.

I just wanna say, it's all love. You guys are culture awards winners for best streaming service. Outcoming, you know how we love you, sir. We know he wasn't staying in a day's end know he wasn't staying in a day's end. He wasn't staying in a day's end. No, I may or may not supposed to be saying this, but we stayed in the castle and I will die on that hill.

We stayed in the castle and basically like that really was you getting ready for bed, right? In the B-roll. Yes, full face and makeup. They told me to jade roll my, and I thought they were gonna slow it down, but I was like, that is not how you jade roll my, and I thought they were gonna slow it down, but I was like, shh. And I'm like, that is not how you jade roll.

My favorite thing that's ever happened in the history of the Traders is at one point, the Traders are discussing in the second season, murdering Larsa, and she's reading a book, and she flips at least 13 pages in one. They were like, Larsa, read the book. We're like, Larsa, don't play. Yes, we're like, get on your selfies.

Get on your feet, OnlyFans. This is not for pleasure. Wow, raking the foot money. Yes. Good for her. I'm a stan of Real Housewives of Miami. Oh, thank you. Thank you for saying that.

Thank you. We think it's top three. Absolutely. A couple seasons ago it was like unbelievable. Last year was iffy, but we love Salt Lake. We love Miami. Glad Atlanta's back. Glad Atlanta's back, yeah. Jersey iffy, but we love Salt Lake, we love Miami. Glad Atlanta's back. Glad Atlanta's back, yeah.

Jersey, obviously, Dolo. Love Jersey. Jersey, yes, yes, she was my number one. She's what got me into the franchise. Me too. Yes. Literally same, she reminds me of all my mom's friends. I don't know how to explain it.

She's like so down to the earth and salt to the earth, and there's something about the loyalty thing, which I don't ascribe to kind of at all. I think if you demand loyalty, it's a huge red flag. But with her I'm like, I know it's authentic to you and therefore I will ride for you with this value. I completely agree. You said it perfectly.

I am ride or die if I fuck with you, but also I'm not. That's different though. Saying you're ride or die is not the same as like, I'm, I can't. Yeah. That's for the, say your ride or die. It's not the same as like, I'm, I can't explain it. The demanding loyalty you put perfectly. Yeah, it's a red flag. Yes, that you cannot go into a relationship with expectations.

Cause then it's not genuine. So I don't really demand loyalty. Maybe, I don't know. Cause it means you're gonna do something fucked up. It's like, if I'm coming out here being like, I demand loyalty. I don't know. Because it means you're going to do something fucked up. It's like if I'm coming out here being like, I demand loyalty from you, I'm like, OK, what's going to be the gun to my head situation that you're insinuating will be in at some point in time

that I need to ride for you despite anything? Right. I don't love that. Yeah, they're waiting for you to fuck up. And that's my opinion about what Teresa Giudice does on New Jersey. Oh, Dolores. Not to wade into it, but like that's my one thing

with Dolores is I'm like, I understand this as a core value. Straddling the line a little bit. But sometimes you got to call it the way you see it. Oh, yeah. Teresa is such a liability. The fact that Dolores can stick with her, I'm like, damn, girl. She's loyal.

I mean, she's right. Yeah, yeah. It's her thing. When you when you're in the traders because I would imagine you're like you're obviously a huge fan of reality TV Like did you watch the gamer type shows like are you a survivor person? No when Boston Rob came in and everyone like shit their pants or like got wet Yes, and like have seen like old tik-toks of him where he had like mad swag I had no idea. I'm like, who's this backwards looking ass? Like I'm not, I don't care about him, but no, I didn't watch any like gamer stuff. I quickly learned.

You quickly learned? I don't think it held you back. Like, I mean, did it? Clearly not. Right? No, yeah. I went after Tony first. He was just like, he was so chaotic. He has such a big heart, but you have no idea what is going on in that cute little head.

Yeah. And I'm like, he's gotta go. Especially because he's like, all you need to hear is he's a two time winner of Survivor. Right. Exactly. I mean, we'll get him out. Yeah, and all the gamers do it to themselves because they come in being like,

I wanna be a traitor so bad and I would be the first to be recruited. So like, I'm curious how other seasons are going to go. I feel like they need a traitor season of like, just gamers and just like dumb reality. Yeah. Or, and then another one of just, just we'll call them normies, like non-TV folks,

because now that UK is back, it's like, oh. That pops off. They love the civilians. Do you watch the international trader seasons? No. Oh, yeah, no. There's like an incredible season of Australia. I think it's Australia season one. And then there's UK series one and three,

which I just finished. You'll have like a really different appreciation for it when you see, because there's no reality people at all. It's just like kind of normies that they cast. Yeah. But there's something about it when, and this speaks to you as well, when these people really need the money.

That's the thing. The stakes are not high enough for us. For some people, like that's why, like when Danielle at the reunion was like, I was doing anything I can for the money. I'm like, respect. Yeah, 100%. You swear on your grandchildren, I'm not your grandkid, I don't know what they're gonna think

when you go home to them and have your first dinner. Like, I'd be like, damn, grandma. But, but like, good for you. Like, I've done like, you know, way more for less. For less. I'm begging you for 7.99. Yeah, and he'll give it. Please don't.

I'll supplement. I'll give a fifth of it. And he'll give it. Please don't. I'll supplement. I'll give a fifth of it. Okay, great. Perfect. No, no, I cannot. I'm gonna have to give it to someone who's like begging for money. Yeah, no. You know?

For their college tuition. Fine. I'm like, I'm not Nicki Minaj, I'm sorry. But weddings. Like not yet, one day. One day. You are the next Nicki. You kind of are.

People would barf out for you, Gabby. You don't think so? I don't, it's a lot of pressure. I'm like now that I'm growing, I'm like, fuck you guys. You're not going to like it here all the time. Like I swear I need the bar to be so low. Like I'm not about where the bar, it's not about a vertical level of the bar. It's about a horizontal placement because you are showing, you're literally like telling us like what your medication doses are on your pot. You know, you're being real as fuck.

And people are loving you for it. Yeah, honestly, and this sounds like trite, but it's like, because I wish somebody else did that. And some people do that on TikTok, which is why I started, because there's so much stigma still. Like when I was in my 20s, that's when I really needed to be medicated. Well, and now I'm like, I act like I'm fixed, but it's like, no, because I'm medicated.

Which is, yes, a version of fixing. Yeah, totally. But nobody talked about it. It was so taboo. Now I meet someone, I'm like, what meds are you on? Because we're all on some, what meds are you on? Yeah, cuz we're all on some what meds are you I was on Lexapro. I just read my adderall. Yes Yeah, love. Yeah, actually I had a real moment yesterday where I was like I showed up to a place I was supposed to go and like socialize and I realized I was too high and I was like wait I didn't need to be like so stoned to be here So now I'm like trying to make a concerted effort to actually back off the self-medicating with marijuana

because it's gotten to a point which is too much. I did that. I went through the same thing and you'll be happy because you're like, why do I have to like put myself through this, you know? It's like self-sabotage in a way. You know what it is for me is like, this just makes me nervous because of my like family history,

but it's like when I start forgetting things, I'm like, hold the plug. Like, don't do anything to your brain where you could like create holes in it or whatever. It's just what I'm on this week right now is it's like every time I even like, a thought leaves my mind and it won't come back, I'm like, well, it's because I absolutely fried my brain

and this is not my own doing. And I'm like, you know. Where's the genetic testing? I know it's early on. I'm like, I have the gene. I have to eat clean. Yeah, I become a vegan and like, change it's coming. I have to eat clean. Yeah, I become a vegan and change my literal life.

I start becoming Dylan Efron down to earth. Yes. I can't with the activities he gets into. By the way, his B-roll in the castle, which is just him shirtless over here, him shirtless over there. Literally everyone. Hanging from the ceiling.

I know, I'm like the real estate of his biceps. I'm like, what about the real estate of his biceps. I'm like, what about the real estate of, like, my nipples? Like, come on, would you, like, might get a nip slip and don't tell me I want it to be out? That is intentional. But I'm like, come on. Like, the women have to, like, be smart, be funny,

serve looks, and be smart. And he just has to, I mean, the amount of abs he has is insane. It's not just a six pack. It's 16 or something. Yeah. It's like a fully shredded and he's so, he's actually so thin. Yeah.

It's like the V sure, but it's like beyond that. It's like a really sculpted, perfected male physique in that regard. It's wide chest, little waist. Efron face. Efron face. Wow. Yeah. Ugh, I know.

I'm like, come on you guys. Come on, come on. Was there any part of you that was like, look at him hanging from that thing? No, like when he got mic'd, like me and Bob the Drag Queen would be like. That's like the Bob was gone so long. I know.

We were so close. Like in all the like BTS, that Allen posts, it's just me turning around. Like looking up at him, he'd be like, get away from me. I'm so clingy when I like someone, so I would just like follow him around. So cute. And he's like, please get away from me, which is why I was so surprised that he was a traitor. But I'm like, we never talked about the game. We always talked about, I was like, I don't give a fuck who you think is a traitor.

Like, I just wanna hang. Right. That honestly probably helped you though, right? For the first, like at least half of it is like, you know, being a normal person making your authentic connections. And then all of a sudden it's like, you snapped into a game mode when you kind of had to.

Exactly. But you kind of knew going in, you know, everything's a social game. It's like you have to be able to pivot. That's the strategy. They're like, you had an alliance. It's like, but I knew it wasn't going to last. It's like people are going to fall off.

You're going to be alone at some point. And then it's kind of going to be easier because nothing's personal. But it's like, I feel like you should just understand that, right? It's just like innate. It's personal. But it's like I feel like you should just understand that. Right. It's just like innate. It's white. Totally. And only it only this season got personal within the traders. Yeah. In a way that was like, oh, this is a little ugly.

I agree. You got watching that insane. When Carolyn in the turret, this I'll never forget when they were like, who should we go after? Who should we go after? And she was like, Danielle. Like just the three of them. I'm like the audacity is incredible. That has to be so wild to be on, literally participating in a reality show

and more than half of it is happening in a place that you can't see. And then you really, I guess you didn't really understand what the show was giving until it was on. Yeah, I knew they were taking up so much screen time. I knew there was like a subplot and a plot and I'm like, fuck you.

Like, I just want some, please share. Cause every day when we would get like demiked, the EPs would come in like jaw on the floor. I'd be like, this is the best television we've ever seen. I'm like, I know it's not because of us. I know it's not because of the faithfuls. I'm surprised they even said that. Oh, they were freaking out almost every night they knew.

And I'm like, are you lying to us at this point? But it's like, cause we didn't know what was going on in the turret. But that gases you up in a way that makes you a little suspicious. And you're like, okay, well, something's happening behind a veil that we're not privy to.

We knew they were drama the whole time. I'm like, you guys are giving, so I need to go into my interviews. Do you guys do NAD? Have you heard of it? What's D? NAD. Oh, NAD.

Yes. You're NAD. Oh, I love it. Me too. And you feel like you can lift a car after you do it. Yes, I'm crazy. No, I question the legality. Because I'm like, I'm here week after week.

Like, I'm a fiend. This is the substance. But you couldn't. They gave it to you on set. No. But. You didn't know where this was going. I'm with you.

I'm hanging on to your every word. So there's like a nasal spray. It's legal in the UK. I've gotten it in the UK. So I got the nasal spray. It's so strong. I did it up my nose before my promos. My blood vessel blew.

I had a red eye. I'm like, something's gotta change. So I was sporting it in the back of my mouth. I would dope NAD before every interview. So I could be like talking shit, like fuck you Dylan Efron. Like come on, his head's so far up my ass he can't see straight.

As for he's like, oh yeah, and before the round table. Yeah. Before the round table. Oh my God. That helps you think. You were doping. I was doping. It lasts like 20 minutes,

but that's enough to get you through the beginning, which is like the most nervous you are. When the seals are being broken on who's being spotlight this week or something. And so I always felt like your presence at Round Table was so measured. And I guess that's why, are you saying that's why you were so like clear?

That and pro-panel all. Ah ha, crossing your arms. Yeah, I was like, my heart rate's in the 40s. I'm feeling good. Oh my God. Maybe 38, I can think so clearly. Yeah, I was like, come for me. They're like, you should be a lawyer.

You should be a lawyer. I'm like, I'm drugged up. This is what anybody needs if they wanna be a lawyer. Oh my God. Yeah, which everyone who's listening to this, it's not a Benzo. No. You know, it doesn't affect your, it just makes you think clearly. Okay, there is still a skill I'm not attributing all of this. No, no, I haven't had an AD in 10 days

There's an option you can do, which is like exclusively NAD+, and it literally takes about, it took me about two hours to get through the bag. It's brutal. You lay there and you feel like there's like a million pounds on you. I'm telling you, when you get up, this is the only time I've really understood. You know when they say like a new mom can lift a car for babies under a car? By the way, a scenario that I'm like, who came up with that? Like, why was the baby under a car?

I'm like, that's me on prednisone. Yeah, literally. But like, you do the energy plus, you are the, you are mother. Your mother. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Have you ever wondered if your pet is lying to you? Why is my cat not here?

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Hey there, Ed Helms here, host of Snafu, your favorite podcast about history's greatest screw-ups. favorite podcast about history's greatest screw ups. It's the 1920s, Prohibition is in full swing, and a lot of people are mysteriously dying? Assistant Attorney General Mabel Walker Willebrand is becoming increasingly desperate in forcing Prohibition. She was a lone warrior. I mean, how could Mabel not be feeling the pressure? Her bosses are drunks, her agents are incompetent,

even Congress is full of hypocrites. So if Mabel is going to succeed in laying down the law, she needs to make the consequences for drinking hurt a lot more. Which she does, arguably a little too well. Find out more on Season 3, episode four of Snafu Formula Six. Listen and subscribe on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My husband cheated on me with two women.

He wants to stay together because he has cancer. Should I stay? Okay Sam, that has to be the craziest story in OK Storytime podcast history. Well John, that's because it's dumping week and this user writes, my partner told me when we first got together that he has cancer.

He's currently living with his mom while he is in recovery so that it takes the pressure off me caring for both him and her baby until he's well enough to move into our new home with us. So far. Well, last week we had attempted break-in. I asked my husband who was supposed to be at his mom's to come over and change locks, but he wouldn't.

Then his mom told me he wasn't with her. I went to Facebook and it took me less than an hour to find the first two women he was cheating on me with. Oh, what else is he lying about? Well, one thing my paranoia just wouldn't let up was about the cancer in his treatments. I asked his mom about it, who told me he doesn't have cancer. She also informed me he was in rehab, not the hospital.

He suffered from addiction and was trying to recover for me and our baby. Did she leave him? Well, to find out how the story ends, listen and follow the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 2020, a group of young women

in a tidy suburb of New York City found themselves in an AI-fueled nightmare. Someone was posting photos. It was just me naked. Well, not me, but me with someone else's body parts on my body parts that looked exactly like my own. I wanted to throw up. I wanted to scream. It happened in Levittown, New York.

But reporting the series took us through the darkest corners of the internet and to the front lines of a global battle against deep fake pornography. This should be illegal, but what is this? This is a story about a technology that's moving faster than the law and about vigilantes trying to stem the tide. I'm Margie Murphy.

And I'm Olivia Carville. This is Levertown, a new podcast from iHeart Podcasts, Bloomberg and Kaleidoscope. Listen to Levittown on Bloomberg's Big Take podcast. Find it on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My question about the roundtable is how long does it take? Hours. Is it actually that long?

Hours. Like maybe we don't have like time at all, but it's, I would say pushing two hours, maybe two and a half, three. Wow. So when it seems like someone is voting for something really random, like let's just say a lot of Dolores' votes,

it wasn't that they were like necessarily super random because I would imagine the person that she's written down has gotten time at that roundtable. Not the case for Dolores, but the case for everybody else that you may see voting randomly. Like all the times Dylan voted for me, we were going head to head.

Really? Yes, yeah. And they cut all that? All of it. I ate him alive, which is probably why they did. Oh, they wanted him to be the golden boy. Yeah. So, but yeah, we really went head to head.

I'm like, come on. Like that wasn't, Danielle was him to be the golden boy. Yeah. Yeah. So but yeah, we really went head to head. I'm like, come on. Like that wasn't Danielle was not my only good roundtable. Sure. I had a bunch. You did eat that roundtable. Yes. Every production would text us every week being like, how'd you like the episode? I'm like, where am I?

Yeah. You're like, you're in it, Gabby. Like you're doing okay. Remember that you did win. Yes. People on social media love you. And I'm like, more. It can never be enough. Where am I? What did you say to Dylan? What got cut?

Can you reveal? Like, do you remember, you probably don't, in the teaser at the beginning of the season before it started, I was like, watch your cocky attitude because it's gonna get you in trouble. Yeah, I remember that. Yes, he was accusing me because he had just gotten Bob the Drag Queen out with the help of Boston Robb.

It's like a lot of it, it is some like whatever intuition strategy, but a lot of it is luck. People are like the game plays itself, which I really believe. But yeah, you know, I pulled all the cards. I'm like, you're coming after me because my personality, because you never met a woman like me. Oh, period, actually. I don't know if that's true. personality because you never met a woman like me. Oh, period, actually.

I don't know if that's true. I feel like there's a little bit of NAD+, a little bit of honesty. Yes. Yeah. There's a little bit of everything. This can exist. It doesn't mean I'm a traitor manipulator because my tits and my ass are out. That is the definition of misogyny. There you go. Oh, I wish you would give it a lesson. Literally. And he is so sweet.

I know he's literally. He's just an easy scapegoat because whenever I talk to Dylan, it's all of the men. Right. You know what I mean. You understand it. Yes, yeah. Dylan does kind of accomplish so much.

He is like, he can be the hero. There was a moment when he was going after, when he was like going after Bob the Drag Queen in a way that I was like, no, no, no, don't go after Bob where I started to see him as a villain. But then he would become this easy stand in for like all the males on the cast. Like he just, he's so flexible as a character on this show

in a way that is good, I think. Totally. It was, there was no question ever that he wasn't a faithful and he really does his brain cause he loves those game shows. He really is strategy. I'm like, how do you think that many steps ahead and a lot of times he was right? He was so right Yeah, even like down at the end with the whole Brittany thing of where Danielle like, you know

So had something nice to say to everybody except Brittany. I'm just like that is so perceptive I thought that was fucked up of her because it was literally giving Brittany away. I was like in a way It's like I don't know what they say And I'm also not one of those people who's like dunking on Danielle constantly, because I think she's gotten a lot of abuse and I really don't think it's fair. Same. But my thing with that was I was just like, you kind of did give away that it's her, because in insinuating that she betrayed you, the only way she could be in that position

is if she had knowledge that she then betrayed. Right, right. So that was, that tipped it a little far for me. Yeah, the whole thing, once the recruit or suspected recruit happened, we're like, there goes Brittany. There was just no other option really. She should have went for Dylan or something,

because then it would have been a little more confusing, but it was just too obvious. And then Brittany changed. When Dylan was like, Brittany's acting now, I'm like, damn, I'm not giving you enough credit Dylan. I'm like, why do you have to say that? But it's real. It's really real.

I wonder, would you do like an All-Star season? I know, I'm like, it's too early to say cause I haven't got my money yet. I can't believe you haven't gotten the money yet. Literally once I get it pre-tax, come on my account will figure it out. Yes, don't hit the UK taxes and then the US, like a bonus. You know, but I don't know.

Part of it, it was like the most fun show I've done to watch back. Oh great. Yes, and it's just like, it's pretty innocent. There's not a lot, but filming was way more stressful than it led on. But I think doing it the second time around, you have more experience.

I mean, you are getting hung out of a helicopter by the end, which is crazy. Oh my God, I freaked out. I'm like, you're not letting me say goodbye to my family. Right. You are liable. I know Dylan's gonna cut this rope. At any second he gets,

I was literally buckled in by one buckle. I'm like, is there any other buckles? They're like, no, I'm not going anywhere. But at least give me some kind of a psychological safety because it was a huge buckle. They know what they're doing. They're like, we promise it's safe. I'm like, by concept, this is not safe

in any stretch of the imagination. I will not recommend it to anybody. I'm like, I have a fully formed frontal lobe and amygdala. So your fear center. So like, you're just not getting me. I came back and Brittany and Dolores were like, how was it? I'm like, don't worry. Really? I was surprised Dolores went up there to be honest with you. Same. And Brittany. Yeah. Yeah. Riddled with fear. Wait, there was also that part where it was like, when Dolores was partnered with god lover,

Krishel, with the bugs, and like Krishel pulled that right away, I was watching it being like, Dolo, you would have lasted two more minutes. I know you from watching you for years on that show. I think this partnership was not built to last the bug challenge. Right.

No, she was like, I picked the wrong partner. I'm like, I beg to differ. I think you picked the right partner. You're the right Quick who's your partner again Carolyn care and you guys made it through yeah, we did I was like Carolyn I'm so ready to go whenever you are. I just don't want it to be my fault Anything and she was like let's keep going I'm like fuck but it was kind of like it was a big moment people were like I'm so proud of you. I'm like, same, fuck those maggots. Perverts in my tits.

Like everywhere. Yes. What about Carolyn? Like were you as gooped as everyone when she ultimately was a traitor? Did you ever think that before it was happening? No, only that day. It was like after the chessboard challenge

where she was kind of giving away too much and other people brought it to me. I'm like Oh damn, I could see it because it was same as Bob the drag queen. We just didn't talk about the game Yeah, and she didn't manipulate or try and lie to anyone. She was just like, what do you think? What do you think? So I never thought anything of it. I didn't totally think she was a faithful I'm like I'll figure this out later, but like I'm sharing her vape like we're having a good time You can have the vape? Yeah.

Oh, amazing. You're not allowed to share it, but I was puffing, puffing. I'm like, come on, NAD puff. In the castle? Yes. This is my cocktail. Go fucking crazy.

At the round table. Yeah. I am obsessed. No notes on the way you prepare. Wow. No, yeah. An iconic turn. So yeah, I mean, well done, congratulations.

I think it's time to ask you the question. Thank you. Absolutely, 100%. So, this is when we ask, what was the culture that made you say culture was for you? Honestly, girls. Yes! Ah!

Come on. Right? Yes! You know what's crazy? That it got it right in the moment as it was airing, and as you watch it now, looking back, I mean, we were like New Yorkers at that era, like that relatively, a little bit younger than,

close to their age. It is aging like a fine one. I agree. I totally agree. And when you re-watch it, you like understand how you've changed. Oh yeah. But it's so good.

I'm like, fuck, Jess is a pick me. Whoa. But like, yes, when I watched it the first time, I wanted to be her because Jess is a pick me. But like, yes, when I watched it the first time, I wanted to be her because I'm a pick me. I mean, there's no character that you don't hate. Well, yes, but it's like you love him and you hate him, Marnie, a work of art. Work of art.

Yes. That was unfortunately me. And I remember you, you remember when Mike Spence had on your door, it was a sign when you would leave Bowen's apartment, there was a sign that said, don't be Marnie. Don't be Marnie. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. There was a sign in my apartment Cuz you're like, that's me, unfortunately All of us but the thing is it could be all of us

Yeah, that was what was genius about those four characters It was like it called back to sex in the city in a way where it was like you could watch the show and see yourself in all of them, but this was like the alt-y, like Brooklyn, like nouveau version of what that show was. It was like, yet again, we've done it. These are like more explicitly unsavory people, and what they do is like worse and spoke to the time a little bit more,

but it was a perfect sequel to that show. Who are you? I think, and this is a compliment because I think she's the least unlikable one. I think you're a full Shoshe. I love Shoshe. Yes, yeah. She's kind of kooky crazy. But she was just so smart in the end.

Totally, but she comes off as kind of dumb. But like the episode where they go to the North Fork Hamptons house or whatever, and then Shoshe is just on one cause she's drunk. And she's just like tearing into all of them. Yeah, sometimes you need to. Sometimes you need to. I'm so sick of all of you.

I'm so sick of all of you. It makes you stronger as a relationship. She actually was the most mature because she was the one who got, she actually, if you watch it again from the beginning, she's the most open. She's like so thirsty for like Jess's approval and like to be involved in those girls.

And she was kind of like side charactery there for a little, like definitely number four on the call sheet. And then by the end, she was the first one to be like, I don't wanna be friends with you guys. I don't like you guys. You haven't been good for me. You all need to grow up like I am. So ultimately she was the character

who was able to mature the fastest. Yes, no, I agree. And I can relate to that character always, the one that's wanting to fit in so bad, because when you don't fit into a friend group or they're not giving you attention, it hurts so bad to be that girl, but we all have. Yeah.

Even on Housewives, when I feel like sometimes they pull in new Housewives and you can tell, who was that Angie from Salt Lake City. And I'm like, fuck, I relate. And letting it, like doing it and letting it all hang out and doing it so confidently. And now she's blossomed. Exactly, and now people understand her.

I think she's so funny. Like she seems like she's a really good time. She came on our podcast. She's the only one that's been on the show. We kind of like don't ask a lot of housewives because we like this to be a space where we can kind of rip the piss out of them. But with her, we're just like, let's go.

It's our last episode of 2024. It's Angie Kay. I love it. Yes, I'm waiting for the perfect housewife. Yeah. At least Serena wants to come on. I'm like. She's coming on our show, we believe.

She is. She'll be fine. I think you should, have her on. Okay, okay. Not to put pressure on you. This is what I need. No, I want, I need the pressure. You two together is really interesting.

No, interesting. No, I'm saying, compelling. I need to hear this conversation. The same, yes, I love her. And she's iconic. The thing is, that. Yes, I'm gonna say something controversial, and this sucks.

Robbie and I talk about it all the time. It's like, her daughters. How do you feel that you're never gonna be as iconic as your mother? And you know what's funny? The second she got off housewives, yeah, you then like hit the fashion circuit harder than yeah either of them like it's a moment She's an icon. She's working with the sickest photographers. She does the most editorial. She's timeless. She shows the fuck up at Marc Jacobs. Wait, were you at that show too? No, I've never been to a show.

That's why I'm wearing Miu Miu, because I'm desperate. You look great. Thank you. And that's a really, really good color. Really good on you. Thank you. Yes, I'm waiting for a nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip, nip but still. I don't know. A tiny bit. They're sort of there. Is it like how far is she gonna go? It is. No, this one definitely is.

And it's white and see through. Your abundance of nipple. I agree. Sorry, Donnie. I'm like, I am gonna like Blake Lively at some point. Wait, does she have an iconic nip slip? No, where she's just like, I'm sexually harassed. But she's the one who I'm sexually harassed.

But she's the one who's- That's a Blake Lively. Yeah, but she's the one who's doing it. I'm like, oh my God, my poor podcast editor, where I'm like, you can name this one, like, clit burnt off, like, masturbating for money. I'm like, no comments, please, just do it. But like, to go back to this idea

that you could be a Nicki Minaj for a new generation. Thank you. It's like really too high of praise. No, no, it's like Gabby, people are like clamoring. Coming from you is insane. No, no, no. Yes, if I didn't have my Ativan last night, my pro panel, I'd be having a panic attack.

No. But I'm fully charged, baby. Honestly, I will say I hadn't thought about carrying around NAD, but now I'm really excited about thinking about it. Get the nasal. The nasal? Yes. Don't do it in your nose,

because you'll bloodshot your eyes. Do it in your mouth. In your mouth. Spray in the mouth. Yes. Nasal spray in the mouth? Yeah. Do you think maybe you just breathe in too hard?

I think it's just like, it is, I think, just a strong kind of abrasive, because you see how NAD fucks you up. Yeah, I mean, it's crazy. When you're getting it, so it's just too much for the little nose. What happens is, I don't even have it put in the bag anymore, they do an injection.

Oh, shit! We're on the same thing. I get it right here. Yeah. And sometimes they're like, do you want it in your butt, or do you want it in the arm? And I'm always like, I don't know, I asked you to come to my home to give me this is just me and you

I don't want to like drop drow like even I have boundaries at times Say with this medical professional. Yeah, I know I'll do the arm sometimes It's like there's really no saying but when they come to your house like because occasionally I treat myself and like I'll get an idea I be at my house and yeah I had one nurse that came over to my house and she had just gone through a breakup. And it was, they're in your house for like 45 minutes to an hour. So I ended up like being a real shoulder to cry on for this traveling IV nurse.

And she was like really going through it. And then I had her again three months later and she was still having a hard time. Girl, we got to get over it. Girl, you need some NAD and some dick. That's when love a hard time. Oh, girl, we gotta get over it. And I was like... Yeah, girl, you need some NAD and some dick. That's when love bombing goes wrong. Yes, yeah, she wants the love bomb. This nurse had been love bombed. Yeah.

And I was like, I'm so sad. And then she cried in my apartment. But for her, I think she probably was, for lack of a better word, triggered when she came back to your apartment three months later. You know what, maybe. Maybe, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Have you ever wondered if your pet is lying to you? Why is my cat not here? And I go in and she's eating my lunch. Or if hypnotism is real? We will use this suggestion in order to enhance your cognitive control. What's inside a black hole? Black holes could be a consequence of the way that we understand the universe.

Well, we have answers for you in the new iHeart Original Podcast, Science Stuff. Join me, Jorge Cham, as we tackle questions you've always wanted to know the answer to about animals, space, our brains, and our bodies. Questions like, can you survive being cryogenically frozen? This is experimental. This means never work for you. What's a quantum computer? It's not just a faster computer.

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history's greatest screw-ups. It's the 1920s, Prohibition is in full swing, and a lot of people are mysteriously dying? Assistant Attorney General Mabel Walker Willebrand is becoming increasingly desperate in forcing prohibition. She was a lone warrior. I mean, how could Mabel not be feeling the pressure? Her bosses are drunks, her agents are incompetent, even Congress is full of hypocrites. So if Mabel is going to succeed in laying down the law, If Mabel is going to succeed in laying down the law, she needs to make the consequences for drinking hurt a lot more. Which she does, arguably a little too well. Find out more on season 3 episode 4 of Snafu Formula 6.

Listen and subscribe on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My husband cheated on me with two women. He wants to stay together because he has cancer. Should I stay? Okay Sam, that has to be the craziest story in OK Storytime podcast history. Well John, that's because it's dumping week and this user writes, my partner told me when we first got together

that he has cancer. He's currently living with his mom while he's in recovery so that it takes the pressure off me caring for both him and her baby until he's well enough to move into our new home with us. So far? Well, last week we had attempted break-in. I asked my husband who was supposed to be at his mom's to come over and change locks, but he wouldn't.

Then his mom told me he wasn't with her. I went to Facebook and it took me less than an hour to find the first two women he was cheating on me with. Oh, what else is he lying about? Well, one thing my paranoia just wouldn't let up was about the cancer and his treatments. I asked his mom about it who told me he doesn't have cancer. She also informed me he was in rehab, not the hospital. He suffered from addiction and was trying to recover for me and our baby.

Did she leave him? Well, to find out how the story ends, listen and follow the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In 2020, a group of young women in a tidy suburb of New York City found themselves in an AI-fueled nightmare. Someone was posting photos. It was just me naked. Well, not me, but me with someone else's body parts on my body parts that looked exactly like my own.

I wanted to throw up. I wanted to scream. It happened in Levittown, New York. But reporting the series took us through the darkest corners of the internet, and to the front lines of a global battle against deepfake pornography. This should be illegal, but what is this? This is a story about a technology that's moving faster than the law and about vigilantes trying to stem the tide. I'm Margie Murphy.

And I'm Olivia Carville. This is Levertown, a new podcast from iHeart Podcasts, Bloomberg and Kaleidoscope. Listen to Levertown on Bloomberg's Big Take podcast. Find it on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now, when you and Robbie go back to Vegas now, is it gonna be like, it's gonna be a happy place? It's always gonna be a happy place for you guys.

Yes, we're not Vegas people. Like we don't like to gamble. Like they have good shopping, but so does LA. And we're in New York a lot, but now we're like, we have to go here once a year. I mean, as a Vegas person, you might, that might go to two or three times. You'll start to really like it. We love the nostalgia.

We went to the Hamptons once at the beginning of our relationship for our first time, both of our first times. She grew up in New York, but like, obviously never went to the Hamptons. She grew up with nine siblings. And her mom was just like, fuck no.

So we went now, we're like, we have to go every year. We went last summer for a wedding, a chic wedding. So we have to go. So it's like Vegas and the Hamptons every year. Those are the regular places. I'm slowly becoming a Vegas person. Are you? Because I hadn't been back for like 12 years.

I went back to see Shania Twain and Mariah Carey. We had the best time. I wanna see Mariah Carey's been on your pod. She's my all time, yes on road trips. Oh my God, I love her. She gets me through. She literally sat exactly where you sat and we couldn't even, but that was,

I would say you could take it. Where's the NAD? Where is the NAD? Yeah, literally. All right. Yeah, yeah, in the back of the throat. And the p***y uvula. I won't do that anymore.

Yes. I don't do that anymore. No, only with NAD. Yeah. Worth a lot. Is that a relief to no longer have to suck dick ever again? Oh my God. I never did it in the first place.

Yeah, good. Classy. They'd ask, they'd be like, uh-uh. If you have to ask, obviously you don't have to do it. Now you go down on me and shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, how empowering. Yes, yeah.

That should have been the first clue, but it takes you a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're being fed all these signals from the world that, like, you should love this. Yes. And it's like, well, why? That's what it is. It's really society. And I grew up in Colorado, like, in the Midwest.

There was just, like, no gay girls, rarely even gay dudes. Yeah. So was there, like, something like in the Midwest. There was just like no no gay girls Rarely even gay dudes. Yeah So was there like something in in your brain? Like I guess what I'm asking is did you consciously know this to be true and buried it or was it something that like actually? Was an awakening at some point after you went through things. I think more of an awakening I don't ever try and bury anything, but that's probably my conscious versus subconscious thinking. But it's like, I just hadn't seen an example. Even still now, we don't see a lot of lesbians.

Yes, like not on TV, not on anything. So it's like, I wanted to be happy, I wanted to be in love, and I thought that I was gonna be with a man. But it's like, I didn't want kids. So I pray every night that I know there's a God if I ended up with a man that didn't want kids. But it's such a blessing.

And at the end, I think it just all happened at the right time. I would go to bed and you know how you have kind of subconscious thoughts right before bed. I'd be like, what if I'm gay? What if I tell my family I'm gay? What's gonna happen? So I think, and I was such good friends with a lesbian,

the coolest lesbian, only one I've ever met as a nurse. So I think there's probably a big emotional attraction, but I just didn't know it. Like the whole unit was like, are they dating? And I'd like, I would never take it personal. I'd be like, you know, like, that's so funny. But like, she didn't push, which was so nice. You'd never like hit on me, came on to me. We just had like the best friendship. Yeah. Yes. And that's how I think Robbie and I are. Like people are like, oh, to be a fly on the wall. Normally I'm like, it's going to be boring as fuck. But like with her and I, it's like, I think it would actually be fun to be a fly on the wall.

Of course it would. Everyone is like, everyone's rooting for you guys. Thank you. Truly. I hope you feel that. I do. She's like, she's just the best. She is who she is as you see her on camera in the public and at home.

She's so naturally just herself. Wait, oh my God, you know what I'm remembering right now? You were at our friend Greta's New Year's Eve party. Yes, were you guys there? We weren't, but I was supposed to go and I remember later she was like, oh my God, Robbie brought Gabby, and I was like, oh my God,

that would have been such a New Year's vibe. Us with our NAD and champagne. Literally, oh my god, that would have been such a New Year's vibe. Us with our NAD and champagne. Literally, yeah, M-pack and NAD. Yes, sharing, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt. Back to the throat. And that's great too when you can have a partner that has like cool, interesting friends too.

Oh, totally. You know, it's like sometimes it's hard when you're dating someone and you look a little bit past it And you're like what I want to hang out with them in the community that they belong to But that's like a really cool thing you found. Yes the coolest community. She's just like the coolest She's an industry darling like everyone we hang out with it's like pretty prominent. I'm like, babe I don't know if I can't what am I gonna say? Oh my god, I can't it's like just something I can't wrap my head around, but she's always like wanting to double with like

EPs of like networks. I'm like babe go fuck yourself. But it's like I load up on Propanamol on NAC. Come on baby. You can lift the emotional car. Gabby, you're at a point now where it's like, I mean people at work, like everyone at at SNL is like, oh my God, like Gabby Wendy, like what a fucking legend. Like everyone is like, it's just like, you're very easy to adore. Thank you, it means the world.

Yes, thank you. But just on like a mass scale, it's like within offices, it's just like, oh my gosh, like, Robbie Hoffman came the other week and like, was Gabby with her? Oh no, it's just, you figure into the conversation in that way organically. Oh my God, thank you.

You have no idea what it's doing for my confidence. I have crazy imposter syndrome. And pretty much before medication, just like zero confidence. It's hard to, it's hard to, I think, especially when you're someone who's like, obviously very aware of pop culture. You knew what it is you were walking into and then all of a sudden I can imagine that it would be really fucking crazy

to be in the car at the Bachelor and they're writing you up. And all of a sudden it's like, oh, I'm doing this thing that a lot of people are going to be picking apart, watching, making a part, scrutinizing, talking about. And you've probably seen all different sides of it because like you've probably been at any given point like the hero, the villain, the neutral person, the person who doesn't feel they're on camera enough etc. Like in positions where you know you're in a position of tension on live television etc. Oh yeah. The three shows that you've done and then like

everything surrounding it it's such a wide variety of experiences that how can you feel possibly comfortable when it's always changing? Outside of it being high profile. Yeah, so true. I feel like I'm definitely at a different stage right now. Like at first after Bachelorette, I think I like kind of realized how niche it was and how Bachelor Nation was and stuff like that. And it's not more forgiving, it's way less forgiving, but it's less serious. People just don't take it as serious. So we were doing press, we went on Kimmel, we did all that stuff with Anthony Anderson, it was again the D Squad.

But it's like, I, it's like him and Willie Guise. Who's like, I heard a joy. Willie Guise is a joy. We love Willie. He's the greatest, but when you go on Kelly Clarkson, you want to provide context.

They went on Kelly Clarkson as the winner of the Twitters and the host was Willie Guise. And it's like, I'm sorry, but if you pull up to the Kelly Clarkson show, you do want Kelly Clarkson's joyful superstar ass to walk out there and say, y'all, et cetera. But Willie is king, of course. But this is where we're coming from.

Exactly. Beautiful eyes on him. Yeah, she was like, who is this guy? I'm like, this guy. She's like, adore him. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, OK, I understand. But like was beyond stoked for Kelly Clarkson.

Of course. Yes. But we did GMA. We did all that for The Bachelor. And it just, it felt a little easier this time around. I feel like there's a lot more pressure. Cause like more, especially since Traders is an industry show.

You know, I'm like, damn, there's really eyes. Yeah. It's getting on my knees. Yeah, like I have to show the fuck up. So I hope I get more comfortable. I think I will, but yeah, it's like a different kind of fandom, it feels, which is amazing, but also like scary. Cause when too many people like you,

it's like the loyalty thing. It's like, fuck what's gonna happen if I have a bad take. I tried out a bad take last night at dinner with like my new agent and my manager. What was the take? Can you try it out on us? I'll tell you after. We wanna hear it after. Yes, yes. And we were, yeah. with my new agent and my manager. What was the take? Can you try it out on us? I can't answer. I'll talk to you after.

We won't hear it after. Yes, yes. And we were, yeah. We went out of bed. I tried it out. It was like we were talking conspiracy theories. And I'm like, well, yeah, you guys, now I'm a this. And the room fell silent.

And I'm like, I'm not gonna lie. I did not love that reaction. I'm gonna backtrack. This wasn't what I was expecting. They're like, no, that's a bad, don't say I was expecting. They're like, no, that's a bad, don't say that in public. They're like, no, that's a bad thing. I'm like, you know what, you gotta try.

You gotta try. I gotta see, this is, thank God I tried it out with you instead of like on the pod, but I was this close. Fine. I was next episode, I was gonna do it. So like, thank God. Pulling the trigger. Like, this is the thing with the shows you've been on,

it's an industry show with traders, but like people who respond to you will then find their way to something that is completely in your own voice, which is long-winded, which is gonna be the podcast. And then they're gonna have to know the full real version of yourself. I kind of feel that way about SNL being like a portal into this, you know what I mean?

So like, it's all good. But it's crazy making though to like be in that open, exposed sort of plan and just be like, okay, I'm like, I'm getting, it feels like you're getting slings and arrows from all sides. Yes, yeah. Who among the four girls and girls would be,

would come out if the show were still on? As gay. Oh yeah, who's gay? Probably Hannah. Yeah, definitely. I feel like she always kind of read as bisexual, or I feel like Marnie, because she's so repressed. Right.

Yeah, Marnie, I don't think Marnie, well, the joyful thing about Marnie is she's like, will never change. I think that was the thing that I loved most about the end of the show, was I was like, Marnie is that girl that we all know from our 20s, that's just never gonna change. Maybe she never had a chance, maybe she's in denial,

but she is definitely that girl who at least is trying out girls because it becomes a thing that she's curious about. Totally, yeah, because she's doing her research. She's a Taurus, I feel. She's gonna like, or maybe, what is the other one that I'm forgetting? Aries?

No, a Virgo. The other. Taurus and Virgo, they speak to one another. Yes, like the Earth sign, they have a list and they're checking it twice and they want to make sure that Everything is like perfect and that they've done their research. Yeah Wait, what are you? Twinsies! Pisces, Scorpio!

Oh my god! That's why we did that. Yes, Scorpio. Yeah, Pisces man, why we did that. Yes, Scorpio. Yes Yeah, Pisces man. I feel like they get like as the jury out. No, I love it. We love a Pisces man I think so too. I love it. I do like a Pisces. I feel like they're just themselves and emotional Yeah, we are we I would go ahead and call myself a little high maintenance. Yeah, but it's okay Yes, I need a lot from the people that are in my life, but I think that they love me for it. But you're lovable. Yes, yes, yes.

But I also know I understand how I can be. Yeah, at least you're in on it. Yeah, it took a long time. Yes. But what are you? I'm a Capricorn. Oh, my Capricorn. Me, Boston Robb, Carolyn,

Dolo, and Sierra. Can you believe? Five Capricorns on this cast? Yeah, and Capricorns are like rare. I love, Sierra got did so dirty. I love Sierra. Me too. She's so hot.

Gorgeous. She's so fucking hot. It's crazy. It's crazy. Her eyes, like everything. Like I would. You know what I mean? I mean, it's that kind of thing where it's just like,

it pushes the boundaries of homosexuality. It's like that we might be able to cross over. But then again, my thing with ever trying it with women is it's like, I just respect them too much. I don't want them to have a bad time. Me too. So don't ever try it on me because I can't promise a good time.

Guys out there, I can make sure we have fun. Girls, it's like, do your thing, be free. That's so sweet. Even when I was in high school. And like gay guys that were closeted were like, yeah, I'm gonna hook up with a girl just because. Our gay friends are like, I used to hook up with girls. I'm like, even when I was like really wanting to fit in

and wanting the approval of my straight friends, I just could never put another, like a girl in my high school in that position. Like, ever. Because I was just like, I just don't put another like a girl in my high school in that position Wow ever because I was just like I just don't feel comfortable Flopping. Oh my god. That is yes. I like how it's still self-interest at the end of the day I don't want you to have a bad time like that. Right you know, you get me is that the Pisces man in you? Yeah, right I'd have to look it up. I'd have to really get into it, but I'm also on reddit What does this mean? Is this Pisces man in you? I guess. Definitely. Yeah, right? I'd have to look it up. I'd have to really get into it. But I'm also triple water.

You unread it. What does this mean? Is this Pisces when you will not fuck a girl? Is this Pisces when you're gay in high school? Don't fuck girl because ultimately self-interested but you also don't want them to have a bad time rather be friends. And AI's like, yes.

Stop. Or AI's like, what? AI's like, I'm learning from you. No. Not training. We're filling in blanks. Yeah. Wait, what's Robbie?

She's a Sagittarius. Oh, fine. She's a double Sag and a Libra. Great. Oh, that's a good. She's amazing. She's the life of the party, effortlessly funny, obviously.

She definitely is. Yeah, no, it's time for Robbie to come on. Oh, you guys gotta have her on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I must. Yes, yeah. Yeah, we'd burn the world. She's so cultured. Yeah. She is. Obviously. No, it's time for Robbie to come on. Oh, you guys gotta have her on. Yes, yeah. Yeah, we'd burn the world. She's so cultured. She introduces me to a ton of culture.

She's amazing. What's the thing that Robbie brought to you that you're now obsessed with? Everything. I mean, she's helped me. It's like she has introduced me to culture, but I do have taste. I gotta give myself some credit.

She has amazing taste too. But like art, I never really appreciated art before. Definitely designer vintage. Ruined my life. Now, like obviously I'm obsessed. She loves, she's such a good shopper. Movies, her mom was really cultured and like only just put on amazing movies.

Like well directed, like just appreciated that. I love to read. So like books, she's telling me all of her mom's favorite books and like American classics. I'm like Joan Didion. I did Catcher in the Rye, love Sylvia Plath. Like I've just never read him before. I could take her leave Catcher in the Rye for sure.

What's that guy's name? He always annoyed me. J.D. Salinger. Yeah, he's a pervert. Then we watched the documentary. And we're like, okay, well, don't love this. But obviously love the women writers. Did you see the Joan Didion documentary?

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I don't think I've taken this angle. I don't think you have you you were vetting this with me earlier This is not Rogers. I don't think so many as time starts now I don't think so, honey not enough brutal deaths to villains in children's films I'm talking about me anymore if I have to watch one more movie where the villain is yourself I'm gonna fucking lose my shit. Kids need to fear death and they need to understand the brutal reality and consequences of your villainous behavior. Please pull up, I'm sure I'm streaming, Disney Plus, The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Look at what happens to Froyo. The man...

Froyo? Claude Frollo. Frollo. Frollo. 30 seconds. He falls off a gorel and goes into lava. Half these villains died in lava. Missed Mama from Princess and the Frog gets dragged

to hell deservedly for his villainous behavior in the Princess and the Frog. Ursula stabbed to death in the middle of the ocean. We can only imagine she sank to the bottom. And don't even talk to me about Scar Scar who is ripped apart by the hyenas and I was made better as a result because I have fear and I know consequence I don't think so honey these flop ass new Disney movies and the flop ways in which villains don't even exist And that's one minute that was amazing

Thank you, because I'm just saying like it's like's like, and also don't get clever with me, don't get cute with me. No. Frozen, where it's like a secret villain who like, who even cared? What even happened to him? Did he die? In two?

In one. No, two, I don't even acknowledge his culture. One, he gets like kicked out of the kingdom. It does, nothing bad happens to him. It's like, oh yeah, how brutal. Exactly. I'm not such, I love, I'm like, I could barely keep up, but yes. Yeah. I just want, well, all I'm saying is it's like, oh yeah, how brutal. Exactly. I'm not such, I love, I'm like, I could barely keep up, but yes.

Yeah. I just want, well, all I'm saying is it's like, if you're trying to protect kids, that's a problem. Yeah. I agree. We need more, we need more violent reality in Disney films. They're supposed to be exposed to like pathogens. You know what I mean?

Totally, to build up their immune system. Yes. The vaccine being watching a man burn to death because he was mean to the princess. Yes. Don't do that. And he deserves to die. Yeah. I know you're with me.

Literally. Yes. Okay, so there we go. Think about that one. True on that. Bo and Yang, do you have an I Don't Think So Honey on today? I do. That's perfect and glorious.

This is Bo and Yang's I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey. Wireless, now. I Don't Think So Honey, wireless cordless Bluetooth, anything we've reached, the critical mass of things. I don't need to be waving my mouse from across the damn room of the computer screen anymore. Look at that, look at that right there. Can we get camera coverage of the mouse with the cord?

That is anchored to something. I know it's gonna work. I don't have to switch a switch on and off and then wave it around to wake it up and then have the Bluetooth connection connect to know that it will work. I need the courts to be an insurance policy in their own right so that therefore I don't have to figure out, go into my settings and click into Bluetooth and click into connect or disconnect and reestablish the connection. We have put up with too much. For the sake of what? Convenience of decluttering

of our hatred of wires and strings and connection? No. Bring it back. Abandon AirPod. Embrace tradition. Go back to the corded EarPods of yore. And that's one minute. And also there's no one better at hiding cords than him. Well, that's what I'm like, I don't know if I can get behind this cause the hatred of the cords is so real. Yeah. That's only if you have so many of them.

You just edit the cords that you must have in the house. Well, first of all, that was amazing. You sold me. I want cords everywhere. Thank you. Like, come on. Come on. Like you were the one that taught me about

the thing you put on the wall to put the, you put the cords in them. Yes, cord management. Cord management? Cord management. I've got little bins like next to the outlets and then you just put, you put like your power strip, your surge protector in that,

have all the cords sort of hide within that little box and it looks like you don't have cords in the house. Yeah. Incredible. And it does work better. It does. Yes. Because literally there's no question as to what could be going wrong. It's like, oh, it's not plugged in,

or I need a new cord. With the wireless of it all, it could be anything. A million things. It's an amorphous problem that changes. Why am I not connecting? Why? Yes. Yes.

And the both. You feel crazy. Literally, I'm like, is it me? Do I have to take this into that? Where is there, there's no tech shop that'll come in and troubleshoot any kind of tech equipment. Yes. Yes. And the bow. You feel crazy. Literally. I'm like, is it me? Do I have to take this into that? Where's there? There's no tech shop that'll come in and troubleshoot any kind of tech equipment. No. Like, what about my bows? What about my JBL pill? Yeah.

What happened? I cannot charge it anymore. Where do I take this? I know it's not broken. Yeah. You're out of luck. Literally. Also, so chords. We're back on chords. No. And for this to be coming from you too, someone that I believe embraces technology and progression, I think if there's one thing about Bo Yang,

it's that he embraces technology and progression and moving forward, because you always have the newest stuff. You're gadget king. I'm like hairpin turning now because it's just like, oh, this is not necessarily a good thing for me or the world. When it all burns down, what then? My thing is like, if the wireless were to go down, which we could get into the conspiracy theories,

but like, is this our bad take? Like we should all just like be preppers. You know what I mean? No, totally. I 100% agree. Like I wanna be able to live off the grid completely. Absolutely. I'm getting dual citizenship to Canada.

Cause Robbie, I know. Oh my God, that's amazing. Yes, we're fleeing. The weather's terrible. I'd getting dual citizenship to Canada. Cause Robbie, I know. Oh my god, that's amazing. Yes, we're fleeing. The weather's terrible. I'd rather go to Florida, which like should be its own country. But you know, But it's not, the people there are its own demo. Yeah, it's true. You know?

There's like a map overlay all around North America of like, the most climate safe place in North America is like, Toronto basically. Yeah, I believe. Like that part of Canada, like Midwest Canada. So there you go. Don't they also say though, like, if you are nervous about things, go to Denver? That is crazy.

I feel like that's where you go to have a midlife crisis. That's where people are going to Denver, be scared. It's like high altitude in an extremely liberal state. Yes. High altitude, I could do a one minute thing on this. High altitude is bad for your health. Okay. Yes.

Okay, but do you want to do a thing on that or do you want to do a thing on something else? I have a different thing. Okay. This is a perfect segue. Okay, all right. Yes. We're gonna put one minute on the clock.

What's the intro? I don't think so, honey. Okay, okay. All right, this is Gabby Winning's I don't think so, honey. Your time starts. I gotta close my eyes like you. Close your eyes, your time starts now.

I don't think so honey, the yes girl. What are we doing? No, I am a no bitch. Yes. Do you wanna go to ABBA night at Ackbar on Saturday? No bitch, I'm sorry. I like Meryl Streep. Yes, I just cannot get into the musical theater.

I'm so sorry. No, that's what Streep. Yes. I just cannot get into the musical theater. I'm so sorry Okay, I love okay I don't know if I can get into their music. I love their history. I love incestual how incestual they are But I'm not going to leave the house on a Saturday. No because what about an opportunity? I want an opportunity to get REM sleep. Yeah, I'm not gonna do anything I'm not gonna meet the love of my life Even though I did meet Robbie on an opportunity night out. Use your critical thinking.

I've stayed in for so long. What do you mean a yes girl? We've been gaslit again and again and again. What am I gonna do? Fly to Thailand, I'm scared. It's gonna get lost in the ocean. I have no budget. I'm staying in hostels for three weeks and jet lagged. No

Bitch yeah, 100% also the thing about Akbar and this is a real culture. You can't sleep there It's a little coaching number 30 You can't sleep there Yes, no to an opportunity night, but no, but the real opportunity night is getting REM sleep Yes, exactly. So you can be your full self. What am I? No. These tequila sodas are not getting me anywhere, especially at Akbar.

It's largely gay men. There's no opportunity waiting for me, I guarantee you. Not when I make my own. Right. Exactly. Yes. What was the opportunity night that you met Robbie? What was the opportunity night? That's what I think, like critical thinking,

unless you want to, unless you don't want to be a yes girl, you know, when it's like, just say yes. Why? Why? If I don't want to do it, I'm not going to make myself do something I don't want to do. But at this point, I was a new lesbian and I wanted to scissor. So I didn't have to be a yes girl. Right. I was just like, yeah, it was my idea.

Right. Exactly. I think Shonda Rhimes wrote a whole damn book about being a yes girl. Year of yes. And it kind of ruined it for a lot of people. The self-help part of our culture is like how it's been pushed on us is awful. If you find yourself in the self-help aisle,

get yourself a psychiatrist, L'emicdil 200MG. Oh! Like, we- Is that like 200MG seems high. It is, I had to- Oh! I had to up and up and up and up. You don't need to literally question whether or not this is healthy because again, as a medical professional.

Literally, yes. And I go to a psychiatrist and she's actually very like timid, conservative with me. Wait, you've talked about this on the pod. Yeah, she's the best. I always show up on her FaceTimes and I'm like, I upped it again. I didn't get this passed by you, but I full disclosure

and I've been getting Xanax from Mexico. So either you prescribe me or I'm still- Or I'm gonna go back to Mexico. Exactly. And she's like, fuck. This guy knows the ins and outs. Yes. She's an opportunity bitch.

Yeah. A no bitch, an opportunity bitch. No, I'm with you. I'm a no bitch. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. Yeah. A no bitch, an opportunity bitch. No, wait, no, I'm with you. I'm a no bitch. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. Yeah, like we have different interests and we should be able, I'm like so scared

of telling my friends like, I'm not interested in ABBA. Like come on. But you just told me that and I took it great. But you're not asking me to go. Right, right, right. With the intention of me saying yes. If you knew I was gonna say no, it'd be different. But, cause then I could freely, but now I'm like,

fuck, I still have to walk on eggshells, but I can't get anymore. I love Akbar for the people that it's for, which are people in their twenties. Like honestly, gay guys in their twenties, queer people in their twenties, like rock out at Akbar for me. It's just like, it does get a little too crowded.

And that's, I will fully call out myself me progressively becoming a no-bitch as I get older but I need to go to the spaces that are a little bit more airier your high tops low spheulus like if I'm you're gonna see me now you'll see me there just cuz I can like breathe and like high tops low spheulus is roomy it's nice I can spin in a circle if I so desire. This is the second time I've heard of it I've never been. You'd be a huge success there. You would get mobbed, but. Okay, yeah, I love that, honestly. Okay, good, then go. I'm like, picture, cheers.

You'd be a massive success at High Top Slow Spielos, and they can use this clip for social. Yeah, oh my God, wow. We approve this message. Yes. And buy Gabby a free, get Gabby a free drink if she ever stops by. But not a tequila soda.

Not a tequila soda. Not a tequila soda. A light organic orange. No sulfates please. Yum. Light organic orange. No hangover, it's easy to metabolize. Oh, orange wine really is the one.

Yeah, it's an LA thing everywhere I go. Like even in New York, I'm like, this is so LA of me. Do you have a natural wine? And they're like, fuck no. I'm like, this is so LA of me. Do you have a natural wine? And they're like, fuck no. I'm like, perfect. I'll go fuck myself. Is your favorite restaurant Great White? I love Great White.

Why do you have to like get to drag? I like Great White. Do you? Yeah. You basic bitches. No. Oh my God. The one on Melrose.

Great White, who is this? I go to the one on Larchmont, thank you very much. Like the true queen I am. No, I love Larchmont. The true Marnie. Yes. Marnie I go to the one on Larchmont, thank you very much. The true queen I am. No, I love Larchmont. The true Marnie. Yes. Marnie is literally a hostess at Larchmont. That you're on, you're with your tote.

You're at Great White, and then you're gonna go to the farmer's market. That sounds like a lovely day. It's a lovely day. I go to Sam's Bagels. I love Larchmont. Yes, and the newsstand. The newsstand.

Oh my God. You go there, you can people watch there, it's good stuff. And then they have the green juice at what's it called? Go get them tiger? No. No, no, no, what's it called? Oh God, come on, press juicery.

Press juicery. I funked with the press juicery. Yes. I am Marnie. You are, and loud and proud. Yeah, no, since they won. What is that karaoke that she did? Stronger.

At the birthday party? Was it or it was Hannah's something? Uh-huh. Was it am I getting it wrong? One of the most iconic moments in television, oh my god, I it's amazing. Yeah I'm doing the girls. We were watching I keep telling myself this once every other month, but it's happening. I did it two years ago when everyone was doing it, but I would honestly do it again. It's so good. That pilot though, flawlessly written. The first scene, Hannah's first line, I'm a growing girl, for her first scene to be her

stuffing her face in front of her parents to the last scene of the finale where she is getting latched onto by her child. It's such a perfect... It's incredible. I mean, and she was so young, writer, director, star. I know the jury's out, but that was amazing. We love Lena.

We love Lena. Okay, okay. I honestly think Lena got a bad rap because XYZ, like, think piece here, but like, I mean, obviously a lot of it was like, you know, her being messy, but like, isn't that what we loved about the characters that she was creating? We're still talking about it. It's like, it will never, we loved about the characters that she was creating? We're still talking about it. It's like, it will never, we'll never forget about it. It will never, it's always gonna be relevant.

Like, and her just like genius, how talented she is, and like a way to portray it in such a real way. Like she just let her nepo hang out, right? In the beginning of the scene. Yes, I'm like, this is so real for like people this age. Like, dad, I need a hundo. I cannot eat. Weren't her parents in one of those places in New York that's like they was given a discount because they were artists?

I think so or something. Yeah, it's called something where they were like true artists. So they were able to get some kind of a discount on their rent. As they should. Exactly, which like only New York would support that, that's what we need. And only America would stigmatize. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Yes, so true. Here we are, red, white and blur. Red, white and blur. Red, white and blur. Red, white and blur. Listen to Long-Winded. That's actually, that's a rule of culture number 40. Here we are, red, white and blur. Here we are, red, white, and blue.

You're a fucking legend. You better remember that. Thank you. You are, both of you. You have to come back to the show. Please. No, would literally love, I would do this. You must.

Like, anytime. You must. This was so fun. Housewives I love to talk about. Yes. Everything. We barely scratched the surface. We didn't even itch it.

Atlanta's back. I gotta catch up. I've never watched Atlanta, should I?'t even itch it. Atlanta's back. I gotta catch up. I've never watched Atlanta, should I? It's so worth it. And also, the way they've rebooted it, like now Shemia is the star, and I think it suits her. These words mean nothing to you, but they will.

Yes, I'm hanging on. What season should I start with? One. OK, yeah. One is Nini. I mean, Nini Leakes in Sheree and Kim Zolciak. Like, you really kind of can't do better. It needs to be a linear experience.

But I started with... Was it six? Who said that? Six? No, that's eight or nine. Eight or nine. There was a season that Nini wasn't on, which was like... Explosive. It was the first ever four-part reunion because if something happens in the reunion that is so crazy, actually involving traitor Phaedra Parks that I think got her the

traders was the way she acted on this season of Atlanta. Wow. So this actually relates to you. And I heard Phaedra was maybe gonna be dropped or was she and then now she's back. She's now back. Exactly. Because it didn't work out on Married to Medicine. Oh? Oh? But Long Wins It is the Pod, Traders is the Show, so I guess a little bit late to do a spoiler, Gabi does win, but a very fun watch nonetheless.

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