Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "You Eat Slop" (w/ Mitchell Moffit & Gregory Brown)

Episode Date: October 24, 2018

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out of four of them for sure. So please get those tickets and check them out. Yes. Forever. Dog. Look, man.

Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture yes hey you guys how's it going london belfast northern ireland things are like i don't know if you guys know not fucking good in the united states at all yeah we're thrilled to be here in toronto it's we couldn't it couldn't have been a better time to escape yeah I don't know if you guys know, not fucking good in the United States at all. Yeah, we're thrilled to be here in Toronto. It couldn't have been a better time to escape. Yeah, I don't know if anyone doesn't... This is, like, always genuinely a question I have. Like, how much do you guys keep up with, like, American politics and the dumpster fire that it is?

You guys are, like, sadly and confidently nodding yes. Is it, like, days of our lives for you guys? It's just this fantastic soap. Yeah, it's farce. It's just this fantastic soap. Yeah, it's a farce. It's horrific. Imagine what it would be like to have a good and hot president or prime minister.

I can't do it. I can't. I can't do it. It doesn't make any sense. Well, I think that Obama was hot. Oh, definitely. Obama's hot to you guys? Obama's hot.

Really nice. Obama's hot. And remember when he came out and was like, I'm so in love. And we were like, no, this actually can't. I actually feel like violently uncomfortable now. Yeah, no, don't sing. Leave that to us. Because now I'm interested.

You know what I mean? Like now I'm interested. Michelle is powerful. She's a queen. She's just the queen of all queens. Melania is... Maleficent. Does she give you a Maleficent vibe?

I get a Maleficent vibe from her for sure. But just less makeup. But I wish she had a horn sort of headpiece. She should do horns. Horns would work. Horns would really work on her. I think whoever the gay is and like the trump administration who's obviously trolling the women from a wardrobe perspective yeah like stick some horns on her because like she'll wear anything i

mean you know what i mean she put the fucking jacket on we know she just puts shit on yeah absolutely kellyanne conway and that crazy ass inauguration outfit. You know what? They're all being dressed. There's an old gay trolling them. What? Yeah. There's like a little group of gays

that are like, let's just fuck with them for four years. This is gonna be great. Picking up the phone being like, hi Betsy, what? Well, is it a shoe

or a hat? Well, then it goes on your head, bitch. I gotta go. Oh, god damn it. Honestly, it's not good. we're not looking forward to going back but um at least we flew here this time the last time we came to toronto we drove we fucking drove it was a lot and the car broke down in upstate new york and we almost died by the hands of a

scary guy but it turns out that he actually helped us. Yeah. I, like, pulled over because I was, like, the one driving. Because in these situations, I'm always like, I'm going to be the one who's going to drive. Yeah, which is super healthy. Yeah. Yeah, I just kind of take over. And the car died.

And all we had was the battery. And then eventually the battery died. But the windows were all open. So we couldn't roll them up. And then the sun went down because the nearest rent-a-car Hertz was five hours away in Syracuse. Yeah, no. It was designed for us to die. You know what I mean?

We had to knock on somebody's door to pee. Like, we literally had to go to the nearest house, which was not close. And if you're thinking, like, did it look like the house in Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Like, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It did look like that. Wispy, sort of like pampas grass. Yeah, like for sure murder.

Lots of farmland, but no crops. Yeah. It was just kind of like, what do they do here? We don't know, but we did end up getting saved. But I am happy that we flew. Yeah, flying was much better. It was a small plane, but we managed. Today was a stressful environment, though, in the beginning.

I mean, just like, I don't know. Security is terrible. And, you know, what's the worst part is that I spent, like, three hours at JFK getting TSA PreCheck, and I didn't even get to use it. They didn't even ask for it. There was no line for me. I was so excited to, like, leave Matt and have, like, my special, like, champagne, like, lounge in, like, the TSA PreCheck area. And it doesn't even happen when you're on a flight that small. I feel refreshed.

Yes, I feel and also very, very, very excited about the guests that we have today. Oh my god, they're so handsome. They're extremely handsome and also here's the thing, they figured out how to have a romantic relationship and also a working relationship. I mean, unheard

of. Unheard of! I've never heard of it. I've never heard of this. Yeah. We dated for six weeks. Oh, Christ. In the very beginning of our relationship.

Matt would say six weeks. I would say six days, probably. Yeah, and see, and this is the problem is he's gaslighting me into thinking there wasn't a relationship. Listen.

And I should talk about it in therapy, which I avoid, which is something I should also talk about in therapy. It's mainly because we can't afford it, and another reason why Canada is so much better than us. Truly. So let's discuss this dynamic duo. They are the hosts of the YouTube channel ASAP Science,

which is really, it's, are you guys fans of these guys? All right, yes. Okay, so ASAP Science, like, scientific questions, queries that you have attacked in a fun way, Dave. Just, like, relatable. You know, just like, it's like, oh, I've always wondered why I can't stare into the sun. Like, what will actually happen if I do? And then they explain it. So he's been wondering this.

Yeah. He needed more information. I don't know. I'm just like, why can't I stare in the sun? I bet I can. I bet I can. I bet I can. Turns out you can't. Turns out you can't. And these are the guys that will explain it to you in a

really chill way, probably with a glass of wine in their hand. I live for that. They also host the Side Note podcast, which is, you know, it's still science, bitch, but it's also more them. They're giving you the personality. It's like science meets like a diary. Yes! That you're kind of sneaky

reading but is also being read to you by the person who wrote it so it's like it's it's very interactive i love that a science diary out loud a science diary out loud absolutely quote i want that's the pull quote they're like what the fuck are they talking about it's a podcast where we like fag out about pop culture things like just bring us out, please. Everyone, welcome Gregory Brown and Michelle Moffat! Hi! Hi! Hi! Oh.

Wow, the thing is, we've already fully started our conversation. We've already got to the musical Pippin, so I hope that there's still stuff for us to all talk about. Things are moving quickly. Guys, how are things? Things are great. That was a really nice intro to all talk about. Things are moving quickly. Guys, how are things? Things are great. That was a really nice intro, by the way. Thank you so much. And we're very excited to hang out with you more because it's our understanding that in a little while we're doing your new stoned science segment.

Yeah. We've got a joint in my pocket. Oh, currently. We're going in on it. Currently. And you can say that not in fear. Talk to us about it. It's legal fully in Canada. No. October're going in on it. Currently. And you can say that not in fear. Talk to us about it. It's legal fully in Canada.

No. Almost. October 17th is the hope. Oh, okay. I heard July. Originally, I think it was, and it got getting pushed back. What's the deal with it getting pushed back? Whose problem is it? Logistics.

Logistics. Because the government wants to control it so they can make money off of it. Yeah, totally. If you try and buy alcohol here, it might be harder than you think. You have to go to a special place. So they want to do be harder than you think. You have to go to a special place. So they want to kind of do that same type of thing. You have to go to a special place? The LCBO, also known as the lick bow.

The lick bow? Oh, sign me up. Lick bow? I'm into it. Coming to the stage, lick bow. Lick bow. All right, so it was risky of you to announce that. Yeah, it kind of was.

But, you know, we haven't planned to. It's not illegal. Like, no one's going to, like that. Yeah, it kind of was. But we haven't planned to. It's not illegal. No one's going to like... I mean, it's probably illegal. If you don't decriminalize, everyone smokes pot. You'll be fine. My sister is applying for nursing school, and she has to take a drug test.

And she called me the other day, full panic, crying. And I was like, relax. I was like, relax. She was like, well, I hit a joint the other day. I need to do it in two days. And I was like, you'll like relax she was like well I hit a joint like the other day like I need to do it in two days and I was like you'll be fine everyone smokes weed

and then I hung up the phone and was like she's trying to work at a hospital I don't know I called her back and was like maybe you should go

buy one of those drinks or switch careers or just like yeah do something like less high stakes she could abandon her career wait I'll just text her text her to abandon her career

yeah my sister posted on twitter yesterday freaking out going to quit my job and go back to get my master's and i texted her a screenshot of and i was like do you need to talk or are we tweeting it just tweets yeah i mean come on do you guys have siblings yeah i have an older sister love her oh i love my sister you said it very convincingly no i'm joking he does actually have a sister i have an older sister love her oh i love my sister do you said it very convincingly no i'm joking he does actually have a sister i have an older sister an older brother a younger brother and a younger foster sister wow catholic family catholic guilt on my life

are you confirmed yes i am oh god is confirmed to you. Thank you. The spell was cast and you are a good Christian. All right, what is your confirmation name? Saint Anthony. Wait, what does that mean? All right, you get to pick a name, bitch.

You get to pick a name. You take a brand new identity. It's like a drag name. Yeah. That's what all the gays do. It's very much a Catholic drag name. Do you get to choose it

from anyone or do they tell you like a sorting hat? It has to be a saint. Also, wait. I wish they told you. If it could have been anything, it might have been like Diana Ross or something. It would have been like Priscilla.

That would have been like, no, it's not Priscilla. But they give you like a list. Like when I went out for my retreat, they let you leave school one day and you go out on like a Catholic retreat. Any Catholics? Yeah, okay. Any retreaters in the house? I'm going to go for my retreat. They let you leave school one day and you go out on a Catholic retreat. Any Catholics? Yeah, okay. Any retreaters in the house? Welcome to retreat! So then they gave us a list of available saint names

and I'll never forget one of them. I wish I was this, like thought I was this cool at the time. Saint Blaze. Oh! 420 Blaze. 420 Blaze. Wow. What did you think Blaze. 420 Blaze. Wow.

What did you think? I thought it was Matthew Blaze Rogers. Well, I mean, you don't hold on to that name, do you? Like, it's not in any documentation that I know of, but, like, some people do. In the eyes of God. I chose my middle name. Yeah, God definitely knows your real name. What was yours?

Thomas. Oh, it's Thomas. I just took my middle name out. Blake and Thomas. Let's just keep it in the family here. I don't want to add anything new into the mix. But don't they mean something? Like, wasn't yours, like, the thing of luck? And sometimes you're like, ooh, I'm lucky. Let's just keep it in the family here. I don't want to add anything new into the mix. But don't they mean something like, wasn't yours like the thing of luck?

And sometimes you're like, ooh, I'm lucky. No, well, every saint has a thing. Like, Saint Anthony is like, I think, the one who helps you find things. Right. You go off and pray to him when they lose stuff. Yeah, because you would say, you're like, I find everything. Yeah, no, when you pray to him, it's like, you find it. But it's like that.

What was yours? What does yours do? Do you know? What power did you get? I don't know what Thomas does. What does Thomas mean? Mine was, I literally. Oh, you're Catholic too.

I'm Catholic too. I was deciding between literally Blaze and the one I picked, which was Christopher. I was like, I'm either going to be interesting or fully not. I feel like his power is like being good at finance. Yeah, it's like, I'm Christopher, I'm a good friend. I feel like St. Thomas was like a good cook. He was like really savvy. Loved good with bread. Yeah. I'm loving bread. friend yeah i feel like saint thomas was like a good cook he was like really savvy loved good

with bread yeah i'm loving it you know yeah i good with bread i just recently went home and had to go to a mass for uh it was like a um a mass for an uncle who passed away for a long time ago and um they like there was communion and my family always makes me go up like they don't like me to sit there um while everyone like walks like in protest yeah it like draws attention yeah James so but I still don't receive because you know I just not how I feel go up and you like you get it I probably go no oh yeah for you do this podcast so yeah for those of you you cross your. Well, I give it like a fun hip hop, too, like, no, no. And then they give you like a quick blessing or whatever.

And it's just so great because, like, you get to walk back and look everybody in the pew square in the face and be like, yeah, I pierced my ear now. I told you what happened when we went to my mom's best friend's mother passed away. And we went to the funeral. It was just me and my mom. And we're sitting towards the back and they're doing the communion. And my mom goes, I don't think I'm going to go up there because they don't go to church. And I said to her, I mean, I'm not going to go up there.

And she goes, if you go up there, this place is going to burn to the ground. She's dead right. Don't you get real there, this place is going to burn to the ground. She's dead right. Don't you get real wine, though? At my church, it was grape juice and, I don't know, falafel or something. But you get real bread and real wine. It wasn't falafel, it was the body of Christ. That's the title of that.

Falafel was the body of Christ. Thank you for that. But weren't you always a little excited to have a little sip of alcohol as a kid? My church didn't have that. Oh, no, yeah, we didn't do the wine. We had a little ravioli. Ravioli? Ravioli.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Wait, don't talk. My one cousin, Stephanie, who was like the bad cousin, she got old enough that she could drink the wine at the church. And she gets up, and all my family's sitting there, and all my aunts go, what stephanie with the wine she's gonna take a huge sip of it watch and you just see this girl like she's like 16 she's like taking it to the head that's jesus is blind yes no honey that's franzia that's a box that's a nice

hot box of chianti wait so both orders catholic or no, just you? No, I went to the United Church, very progressive. Do you know what that is? No. Is it Canadian? I don't think it is. What's the United Church? It's like, I remember we had like a female minister. And like, there was actually a famous United Church in Toronto that was trying to like

eliminate like the word Jesus like from the church. Like, but it didn't work. It didn't work. Like they were like, that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, how's that going to play? Yeah, they were like, we probably shouldn't like worship. Like Jesus is problematic. Like that kind of thing, which I'm sure he didn't work it didn't work like they were like that doesn't make any sense yeah they were like we probably shouldn't like worship like jesus is problematic that kind of thing which i'm sure i think they also maybe were the first church to accept gay marriage yeah yeah i remember they had like a vote like at our thing it was like will we allow

gays to be married and like people showed up and actually yeah i actually went to that meeting and people were like yeah for sure for sure then this one person just like stood up and was like the evil one that went on the left and everyone was like who the f is that like they should leave but it was like very progressive like but it kind of made me not have that like i think i stayed with church a little bit too long you know what i mean because i was kind of like i'm into that and it would help me find things i'd be like god where are my shoes and then you know like there they are see i never I never think to ask God, but what I do when I lose something, I go,

Accio Keys, Harry Potter. I believe more that that will work than ask God. You believe more you're going to get an owl? Yeah, yeah. Then an owl will come bring it to me. Do you remember when, like, being in school

and, like, when the gay marriage debate was still going on, just, like, that being a discussion that you heard people's opinions about. It's kind of a mess. I flashed back to high school when you were saying that.

Just being in AP government class or whatever it was. Okay, Matt. AP government class. Yeah, I was in AP. What did you get on that exam? I actually got a full two. Does that make sense? No, what does that mean?

Oh, okay. So the AP exam... That to me makes me think of going to it. In the US, when you take an AP exam, you get a one to a five score. Five is the best, one is the worst. And if you do well, you get college credit. If you get a four or a five, you get college credit. They did AP.

We've heard of AP. Advanced placement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So I guess... Ashley Parker Angel. Yeah, Ashley Parker Angel. So you don't get like A's, you get like five would be epic. Well, you take the test. You do get graded all year. It, Ashley Parker Angel. So you don't get A's. You get five would be epic.

Well, you take the test. You do get graded all year. It's still a class. But then at the end of the year, you take a test. More like universal for all of America. Exactly. And so then if you get a four or five, you can use that to not take an equivalent course in college.

Oh, a little time off. Yes, a little time off. I was in class, and we were supposed to be learning how to do well on this test, like learning the basics of government, but my teacher just wanted to talk every day about politics. It was 2007. This was before Obama even emerged. George Bush?

No, this was early on in that particular race. Oh, yeah, 2007. It looked like it was Hillary, and then there was Obama coming in. Okay, okay, sorry. But I remember at this time it was still like a debate, like gay marriage was still like a debate. So you had to be in class and literally a teacher would ask something like,

who believes that gay marriage should exist? And it was still like this time, which wasn't too long ago. Then kids, we'd just have to hear them be like, no, I think it's bad. I think it's not good and it shouldn't be. I have reasons that I can't say. Were you like, no, I wasn't out.

But what would you say? I would be like, well, I believe in civil unions. I think they should have it, but not all the way. They should have it. They should have it. Do you have it. They should have it. Do you want to get married? Like, would you? I just listened to your episode about this.

Oh, okay. And I think I'm more with you on this. What, a party? You say you want a party, but not a wedding or a marriage. You want a wedding party, but you don't want to get married. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I guess you want attention, and I get that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want an epic party, but, like, don't think it means anything. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. We're right we're not making comment no yeah we'll eject at any time yeah my boyfriend and i have been together for three years and we've like mentioned it but we mostly say like no we gotta wait our friends are so poor yeah no which is also true it's true you gotta wait till you have money it's like you want to wait to get that i don't want a bed bath and beyond gift card honey yeah i'm kidding i'm kidding i feel the same way that like I definitely wouldn't get married during this current presidency, but I definitely – it's something like down the road I would have to see. Oh, my God.

I know there are tax benefits. What? That's not how I feel about it. I think, yeah, that's like the only reason why – when you guys were talking about it on that episode on your podcast, I was like I think the only reason I would do it is like for health reasons. Yeah, health insurance. But I think we have that already. I don't know.

I think in Canada, yeah, there's like, if you live together long enough, then you're basically. Canada's better. And we have free health care. But I'm also just not sure. We're just like, yeah, we've lived together long enough. It doesn't matter. We might find out later. Let me into the room.

I swear I know him. I swear I know him. We have a golden retriever. Did you guys have a golden retrie know him. We have a golden retriever. Did you guys have a golden retriever? We literally have a golden retriever. You just got one? Yeah. Is it a puppy?

Yeah. He's like four months old now. Almost five months old. He's very cute. He's very friendly. What is the name? Ernie. Ah!

You need a Bert. I know. Didn't they just announce that he's gay now? Yeah, you were talking about that. I don't like these announcements. I think it's mixed information. I think that their relationship is none of our business, except I will say this.

I've been announcing this. I am the Stormy Daniels of the Sesame Street universe. I have been sleeping with Bert for 10 years, ever since I moved to New York. We have a beautiful relationship. What would I say to Ernie? I don't know. Oh, you're banging Bert.

Interesting choice. I'm banging Bert. Eyebrows, see eyebrows. Game recognizes game. Matt also has a lot of heinous sweaters, so they get along. Actually, a lot of them are mine. I get my hand made down.

Do you guys wear each other's clothes? He does not let me. He steals my underwear and socks only. I'll just casually see the band and be like, is that my underwear? But that's because you're in stain. Because I'm like, why don't we just share clothes? It would be so much easier.

I love that shirt, but I can't wear it. Because he doesn't take care of anything. I'm with you. Okay, yeah. So I'll get my thing back, and there's just a stain. And he gets crazy pit stains so nothing white can be given

it's like baby vomit in my armpit what the fuck yeah I love whenever I go shopping I'm like oh that grey shirt's amazing

but I can't like oh like I have to get black like I mean I could see it like I mean this is not good

for the podcast medium but oh that's what everyone says and I buy things for it too sometimes yeah it's true I make your white shirts yellow sometimes if I wear for the podcast medium, but that's what everyone says. And I buy things for it, too, sometimes. Yeah, it's true. I make your white shirts yellow sometimes if I wear them. Like, he'll know. So that's fair.

I'm disgusting. See, okay, I'm going to put him on blast. Henry would always, my ex would always get upset with me whenever I was wearing his clothes a certain way. Like, if I wore, like, if I wanted to layer and I wanted to wear a flannel underneath a sweater, he would say, why are you wearing that sweater over my good flannel? And I was like, what? It's the style, bitch. Get away from me.

My good flannel. My good flannel. That is like a play I want to see. My good flannel. Matt Rogers and Henry Kapersky in My Good Flannel. For some reason, the actress that came to mind was me, was starring Alison Pill. Excuse me. actress came to mind was me was starring allison pill excuse me can't tell you how excited we are to tell you about the lovely little meal kit delivery service we're obsessed with it it's called hello fresh hello fresh shops plans and delivers step-by-step recipes and pre-measured ingredients so you can cook eat and enjoy okay

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founding partner of iHeartWomen Sports. Are you both clean? No, I'm not clean. I'm you, I'm you. I'm fun. But I'm less clean with myself. When I eat, it's just everywhere. I have fun with you too. But I'm less clean with myself. When I eat,

it's just everywhere. I chew with my mouth open. That's not good. I know, I know. That's not good. You keep your mastication to a minimum. We're both not that clean

in general. What? Don't throw me. Don't you ascribe a word to me. I'm very clean. You are way cleaner than me. And yeah,

that's why. That is. You'll ruin stuff and it's too high of a risk. And it's true. That's why he sneaks it. I know, clean. You are way cleaner than me. And yeah, no, that's why. That is like you'll ruin stuff and it's too high of a risk. And it's true. That's why he sneaks it. I know. And I look at the bottom of my socks

after I wear them. I'm like, they're dark. I'm screwed. I put them back in your thing like panic that you're going to figure it out. Wearing underwear is intimate. Oh, yeah. That's a special layer of love.

And I'm like, I plan my underwear based on like what things are coming up. You know, you want your most comfortable ones. Like based on like when you have like a big thing coming up, you're like, I want to wear the ones that are comfy. And you're like, my lucky underwear. I'm like, he'll just take it. Never crossed my mind. Yeah, I've never planned my underwear for an event.

I feel like sometimes at an event like this, the underwear I'm currently wearing is quite comfy because I want to feel grounded. Yeah. Absolutely. You want to be yourself. What's your underwear like right now, Dave? Tiny and tight. Oh. Yeah, you know, I like to feel secure.

Yeah. Like nothing's going to happen, you know? We were just talking. Okay, I'm going to say this. Do it. Oh, Christ. Dave, Ariel, Ariel, Dave's boyfriend was like, out of nowhere, told him like,

you need to wear tighter underwear. You can see your dick through your pants all the time. Like, not just sweatpants? Yeah, I mean, I was like, well, maybe it's just because you're always looking at my dick. Yeah, eyes, go, eyes over there. He's just like, it's like, I can see it. I can see it. I know exactly where it is.

You need to wear tighter underwear. Because tighter underwear keeps it in a certain spot. And make it more like a bulge. Just like a bulge away from your pants, I guess. I don't know why. Okay, I didn't know that.

You are not looking. It's sweatpants season. Come on, you gotta get out there. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes like if you're wearing a very loose pair of underwear,

you almost have to like tuck. Have you ever done drag? Yeah, I've never tucked. You've never tucked. I've never properly tucked because I don't, is it true that you literally have to like

push the balls up? The balls go up and in. Have you done it? I think that there are many different ways to do this. There are many ways to skin this cat

and you, I think it's mostly about creating the illusion of a new groin and however you smooth that out, that doesn't matter as long as I do it.

Yeah, here's how you do it. You pop the balls up, your dick goes bloop. No. The pop the balls up part, that doesn't matter as long as I do it. Yeah, here's how you do it. You pop the balls up. You've never... Your dick goes bloop. No. The pop the balls up part, I don't understand. Yeah, like that is vague. I picture them in the butt crack. No, that's not where they go.

No, it's not. They go up. There's a spot for them there. That seems like from a medicinal perspective, maybe they're going to be increased rates of testicular cancer from shoving your balls up in you. Well, I don't know. That's the thing i think of too it's like it can't be good it can't be good for you yeah but also drag in general can't be good for you like them

beating the their face yeah every day for three hours like that how do they keep their face from like one of the drag queens that we did with said that like ever since becoming drag queen their skin got better so maybe it's like because they take care of their skin more cautiously. Yeah, so much more cautious. That is what it is, I think. But it could be dangerous. Maybe they need to study drag queens in a clinical trial.

Yeah, they need to be studied. Yeah. Scientists. I've never done true drag. Like, it's always been like sloppy Halloween drag.

Yeah, yeah, me too. It's just like, never any effort. Because I always feel like if I put in too much effort and then I'm not pretty,

I'm just going to be pissed. I'm going to have to wait for like seven hours. I'm not trying because i'm afraid of what would happen if i do do you know you're gonna be for halloween i well no i have a really hard one to top oh would you do last year bowen and i were celeste and renata from big little lies oh he was eye patch renata oh he was laura durn with the eye patch when Shailene Willey accidentally knocks her in the eye. Oh, that's so good. Do you like Sharp Objects?

I didn't watch Sharp Objects because it was too much. What was it about? We watched the first episode and we're like, no. No. I just, I don't know. That shit like that scares the shit out of me. Yes. Yeah, no.

And I was like, is this just a crime show or are we supposed to add one? Is a ghost going to come out and spook us? I think scary ghosts. I don't know. But there was Instagram ads for a while that was just a slow motion Amy Adams, just kind of like the breeze moving. I was like, okay, I guess her hair is moving so nicely. I guess I'll watch this.

Looking like she's going to break into a million pieces of glass at any minute, just being always so broken. I don't know. Looking like she's going to break into a million pieces of glass at any minute. Just being always so broken. I don't know. It's too much. We also, my boyfriend and I started the new season of American Horror Story. It's just absolutely the worst thing on the planet. It's Ryan Murphy just throwing darts at a wall and being like, what if they all died? How can we make it as gay and scary as possible?

It should be scary and gay. I mean, my boyfriend and I were watching intently. How can we make it as gay and scary as possible? It should be scary and gay. I mean, my boyfriend and I were watching intently, not because it was interesting, but because we were genuinely like, what is going on? What is occurring? No one knows. I feel like I haven't heard as much about this season.

I'll give you the lowdown very quickly. Essentially, it's the apocalypse. LA was hit with a nuclear bomb, and the whole world was, each of all.A. was hit with a nuclear bomb, and the whole world was, each, like, all the major cities were hit with a nuclear bomb. Everybody's dead, except for a few people

who were taken down to sanctuaries, which are curated by Evan Peters, and, like, essentially... Like, essentially, like, they're picking out, like, who's gonna be, who's gonna, like, repopulate mankind, and Sarah Paulson is, like, this,

has, like has a cane. She's like this ballet instructor, sort of, but not. She reminds me of a ballet instructor I once had. She's a ballet instructor. She's not a ballet instructor. But she has this cane. It's just like her name was Marilyn. She used to be like, no swaybacks.

I'm like, bang her cane. But anyway, it just doesn't make any sense. And then this last episode, spoiler alert, they kill everybody. I'm like, bang her. But anyway, it just doesn't make any sense. And then this last episode, spoiler alert, they kill everybody. What? They all eat poison apples and die. Is it not over the season? It's the third episode. Wow.

So Ariel and I were like, okay, so the whole cast is dead. What? Kathy Bates, we thought she was a human. Then she got shot and she bled this like green goop and we were like okay so she's not i kind of respect this yeah i'm like you're making me want to watch this billy eichner is like this like a radioactive sort of like henchman who like oh the nuke i It looked fucked. Oh, it's so bad. Wait.

Is there gay sex? Yeah, no, no. This sounds really good to me. Is there gay sex? Is there gay sex? Is there gay nuclear sex? You know what? There is gay sex. Wait a minute.

Am I? Is this show amazing? Yeah. No, and honestly, you're selling it. That's everything with Ryan Murphy. It's like, you think about it, and like, no, it's bad. It's objectively bad. Oh, my God.

I've watched for 12 hours straight. I'm obsessed, and I have to see the next thing he does now. So the most recent episode ended, and it seems as though we're getting a crossover from Coven now. Because everybody died, but three of the witches from Coven came. Appeared? Appeared. That is the only season I've ever watched.

And woke up three of the dead people who were apparently witches. Okay, that is definitely what's happening. So we're going to go into Coven, I guess, now, which honestly I'm down for. Yeah, Coven was the one that I, if I had watched a season of it, I would have picked that one. Because I tried to watch the Lady Gaga one.

I haven't watched any. Did you see, you've never seen any of it? I've seen every Lady Gaga scene. I haven't seen the thing. I'm on Tumblr like, oh my God, this looks pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She certainly was pulling a lot of looks in that season. Yeah, I mean, she literally had sex

for like four straight episodes. Every single one was just her, like her and Cheyenne Jackson biting each other and making love. It was great. I live for that. Are you guys excited

about A Star Is Born? Yeah, we're going on Wednesday. Are we going on Wednesday? We're going on October 4th, so I think that's Thursday. Oh, wow. I guess we're going to see it before you.

Interesting. We might go on the second because there are screenings, though I'm sure in New York they're already sold out. We bought the tickets a long time ago. We actually,

I like posted the ticket that we got and like 30 of our friends bought all the tickets around us. Everyone come. We have this like thing in our mind

where at least one time in my life I want to like rent out an entire theater to something. I think I want it to be Wicked, the musical Wicked.

Is that happening? Oh, it's still happening. Says who? Wait, says who what? The Wicked musical. I feel like I just keep hearing it. Oh, the movie musical? Yeah.

Is that what you mean? No, I'm talking about we'll all literally go to go see the stage production on Broadway of Wicked. Oh, you want to buy the stage? I want to buy the whole thing. I want everyone of my friends each in one seat and just me get up on stage and be like, Hi, everyone. Today we're going to see Wicked. Thank you guys so much for coming. It's going's gonna be i heard it's a very good performance so like it's a high school thing um who are you who are you in wicked who am i in wicked

nessa rose okay oh my god that's good no but'm Glinda. Because out of Bowen and I, Bowen is Alpha Bowen, I'm Glinda. I identify as Madame Warble. You're Madame Warble? My nails! You have white hair. What gift like yours? I think I'm a monkey. I'm a monkey like pre...

You are Fiyero. Do you think? I was going to say Bach. No! It's so cute that you think you're Bach. Do you think? I was going to say balk. You know? No! You're like a balk on the inside. It's so Fiyero humble. You think you're balk. You're not balk.

I know, you're so much more than balk. Thank you. A very Fiyero thing to say. Yeah. Humble, humble. Okay,

so we should ask the question that we ask all of our guests. Which is, what was the pop culture or culture that made you say, culture is for me? This is that thing in your life that was either a movie a song a musical artist like some sort of trend anything in pop culture that

really you can look back on and say that kind of made me who i am and like that that was that was it okay mine is like so canadian so i'm hoping that you guys will be on board it's not canadian in the house it's not good for Canadians in the house. Woo! Yeah. It's not good for your international audience, but, like, she does have crossover. Okay, so this, the first actress that I was obsessed with was named Sarah Pauly. Yes!

Okay, okay, okay. Does that mean anything to you? It could. Okay, okay, okay. Give us more. So there was a CBC, which is, like, our PBS, like, BBC,

like, equivalent show called Road to Avonlea. So, okay, yeah. which is like our PBS, like BBC, like equivalent show called Road to Avonlea. So, okay, yeah. Which is like an Anne of Green Gables. Yeah, it's like 1900s, like very white, very colonial. Love that. Okay.

Well, don't love that. Yeah, I was like, oh, Matt, I will come in here. You don't love that. It goes very white. I say love that. Straight from the record. So she's like, so she's a child actress and she like is from montreal she moves to this like rural like 1900s like churning butter is like the issue of the week like and so

i was obsessed with her and but she is like so amazing okay so i was like reading about her and she um it was bought by disney road traveling which is why i was like thought maybe you guys would be like whatever whatever, but whatever. You didn't watch it. For the uninitiated, I'm a Disney gay. Yeah, he's quite the consumer. But she wore a peace sign once

when she was 10 or 11 to one of the Disney events in order to protest the Gulf War. And Disney got mad at her and was like, you need to take that off. And she was like, no. And it created an issue

between Disney and the Canadian production of Road to Heavenly. She's this crazy actress and now she's a prolific female director. She made one of

the best movies ever called Away From Her. Yes, oh my god. Sarah Pauly. That's where I knew this movie. She made this

Toronto-based movie called Take This Waltz which is amazing. Yeah. It had Sarah Silverman in it and she does an amazing performance. The director of that

is Sarah Pauly. Once we did Yoga Beside her at the YMCA. Did you approach? I approached. Post-yogues. Post-yogues. Because before, I was like, that's rude. She's not going to be able to find center.

So I went after, and I literally was just like, you have done so much. And I just started crying. I didn't really get anything out. But she's an activist. She's like the celebrity that you would cry around and you did cry around. Yes, and I did. And she's down the street. She's the craziest documentary.

Oh my God. And I don't even want to give away the spoiler, but it's a documentary about her own life with the craziest twist at the end that's actually, it's insane. And it's about her own life. It's about her own life and the discovery of something

that she discovers in it. And in the end, you're like, I can't believe it. And it's true and it's about her own it's about her own life and the discovery of something that is like she discovers in it and in the end you're like i can't believe it and it's like it's true anyway gay like juicier like should i just say it like i guess it's like wait is anyone gonna be bothered if it's said no it doesn't matter even if you see it so it's called stories we tell and then she she is like kind of thinks that maybe she's she doesn't look like her siblings like maybe her mom had an affair. And she finds out and she interviews all these people. And her mom was an actress in a production who slept with this other guy. And he's like, yes, I'm your father.

And so she is a completely different father. You can't make that up. That's her real life. Anyways, Sarah Pauly. Oh, my God. I'm sweating. Culture. We got a good lesson in culture right there.

I absolutely must consume immediately when I go home. And I feel like she lives in the West End, like kind of near our office. We'll keep our eyes out. Maybe we should hit up yoga tomorrow morning. Yeah, why not? Yasha. Salutation.

Okay, Mitchell, what about you? Mine's like not as cool, not as like niche. Not as cool as Sarah Polly, the activist? This is like culture. I'm just like, okay, mine's embarrassing, and it's Survivor. Yes, me too, bitch. Actually, oh, good. Okay, I am obsessed with Survivor,

and I was thinking about how Richard Hatch is like an icon who was not given his credit where credit was due. Like, he was portrayed as a villain because he was gay. I was looking into this and realized that, you know how he, like, went to jail for four years because of tax evasion? It turns out that there was, like, four members on the jury before the trial even happened

that said they would never admit, like, they were like, this fag is going to jail. Like, there's no way we're not letting him before. And they asked for a new jury and they wouldn't give it to him. Wow.

And so he, and then he was like, it's all the stuff with the IRS where they wanted to put him in jail. And they, yeah. So it's really, really sad. And I'm just like, wasn't he good? You told me he was good at the game. Yeah, looking back, mastermind. If you like Survivor, it's like the stuff with the IRS where they wanted to put him in jail. And they, yeah. So it's really, really sad. And I'm just like. Wasn't he good?

You told me he was good at the game. Yeah, looking back. Mastermind. If you like Survivor, it's like at the time no one knew what an alliance was. He literally was the first person ever on that show to say the word alliance. Yeah. And created this idea of like people teaming together where everyone else was like, you know, we want people who are team working and building the shelter. And he was like, screw that.

I want to win this game and win a million dollars. Yeah, absolutely. I have been obsessed with survivor ever since and just the other day they announced that Canadians can apply for the American Survivor. Are you going to do? I will girl. You have history with reality shows. He was on Canadian Big Brother. Okay. You were on Canadian Big Brother. Did you do well? Um okay well I got screwed over by a twist. You did mid-range. Yeah, I got mid-range. I got into the jury. But then they had brought two people back

that got to watch us secretly and then exposed me. You were Richard Hatch. They saw that I was Richard Hatch, and they got rid of me. But yeah, it was a really, really weird and cool experience. It was awful. I hated every second of it. My sister is obsessed with Big Brother

and really wants to apply to me. It's weird. It's a gay thing. It is. I have never partaken in this franchise. Explain it to me. You do it. I hate it.

It's like the real world, but it's competition. It's like Survivor in a house. Okay, okay. But there's no surviving involved. The UK version, the Australian version, they're more like

you just vote based on popularity, like the audience votes. But in America and Canada, it's Survivor in a house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they have to do weird challenges sometimes that are really hokey and kind of's Survivor in a house but they have to do like weird challenges sometimes that are

like really hokey and kind of funny and if you lose you have to eat slop it's kind of like Survivor yeah there's like slop you eat slop? slop

it's like porridge there's literally it's like if you lose for a week you have to like live on slop and sleep on the ground wait seriously

that's a running thing like you don't want to lose because you don't want to eat the slop? yeah for a week and you're allowed there's like rules like you can put mayonnaise

on it but like that's it you're allowed condiments so then people just like put so much condiments on their food what does the slop? Yeah, for a week. And you're allowed to put, there's like rules, like you can put mayonnaise on it, but like that's it. You're allowed condiments, so then people just like put so much condiments on their food. What does the slop look like? Is it like meat-based slop? Yeah, it looks like gruel

or like porridge, and it tastes disgusting. And didn't you say someone like didn't understand that mayonnaise was bad for you? Yeah, someone in the house was like, I thought mayonnaise was good,

it's just egg. And I was like, no, and she was like, I feel like I'm gaining weight. I was like, well, you're just eating mayonnaise. No. I kind of like that it's a I'm gaining weight. And he was like, well, you're just eating mayonnaise. No. I kind of like that

as a thing. Bitch, eat slop. Get out of here, honey. Eat slop. I'm done with you. Julie Chen Moonves being like,

tonight, TJ, you're eating slop. Like, literally. I just think of Tiffany Pollard, but she's on the British one, right?

Oh my god, when she thought that David, like, David Guest had died, but it was David Guest. David Guest. Had died, but it was David Bowie. That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

You've seen that clip, right? What? Of Tiffany Pollard? Yeah. David Bowie's ex-wife. And she sits down with Tiffany New York Pollard and is like, I must tell you something. David's died. And Tiffany's like, what?

She thinks it's David, their cast member. David Guest. The ex-husband of Liza Minnelli. Oh. And he's in the bedroom. He's in the bedroom and she thinks that he's died of cancer.

She's like, he has cancer. And she's like, what? She's like, he just died of cancer. She's like, he died in the dining room just now? And it's so real.

He's running around freaking out and she, the woman, is like, stop, stop. Tiffany, relax. No. And then she can't get her to stop. She starts screaming, running around.

David is dead. Oh, my God. You know everyone in the control room was like, oh, my God, all cameras to the living room. All cameras. But they take so long to say David Bowie because no, like, I'm like, why don't you just say that? And then she's even like, like, no one will allow Tiffany to know that they're talking about a different David.

And then she keeps being like, why did she lie to me? And then she's getting mad at this poor woman. It's just like watching a house burn to the ground. Oh my God. Everything's just wrong. Oh, I love that. My senior quote in high school was,

you know you love New York. And then like for a few years after high school, I would say that it was about the city of New York, but it's a full-blown quote from I Love New York. Season one.

Tiffany Baird is a good icon for you. You know you love New York. Yeah. She's amazing. She's a queen. My reality show fixation was American Idol, so much so that I actually

started to watch Canadian Idol. Oh, really? Carly Rae Jepsen. Carly Rae Jepsen. Cut to the feeling. Cut to the feeling. Do you guys like, are the gays obsessed

in New York? Full obsession. Yes. Oh my God. Carly Rae is queen. Fire Island. Do we have any Carly Rae Jepsen fans? She's big on Pitchfork.

She's a fabulous songstress. Even hipster straight guys are like, she's cool. No, she's a full thing. I think that she's very much in a weird

strange way going to be as enduring as someone like Cyndi Lauper. Yeah. I really do. She's a bad manager though. Okay, the only time

she's been popular. Scooter Braun. What? Yeah. She has a great manager. I did not know it. Scooter. What? Yeah. She has a great manager. I think so. I did not know it was Scooter. He manages everyone.

I know he manages... Whoever was Bieber's people, those were her people. Oh, yeah. Because they always... He would always show up, like with Tom Hanks. Remember that? Yes. But he was like, how did you get this?

Scooter was Ariana Grande as well. Yeah. And other people. Todrick Hall. I can't... Karlie Kloss. Yeah. Karlie Kloss? Yeah. He's making the money, hey. Yeah. If other people. Todrick Hall. Karlie Kloss. Yeah. Karlie Kloss?

Yeah. He's making the money, honey. If Karlie Kloss dropped a single, that's when I think I'd walk into the river. What genre would

Karlie Kloss' single be, do you think? Oh, honey. Country pop. Because with her, it's like, if we're going to make her a star,

we're going to get as much money out of it as possible. Yeah, honey. I'm picturing Hayden Panettiere, you know? Oh, my God. Just like full girl. Very much that.

Very Hayden. Where's she? Hayden? Yeah. I think like on the 15th season of Nashville on CMT. Oh, that's the right. I was going to say in a bathtub, but probably like enjoying like a vanilla scented candle. She started on Ally McBeal.

I saw her when I went to New York when I was younger. My parents took me to New York and I saw her right when I got off the plane and I was like, New York's amazing. Everyone's a celebrity. And I was like, the girl from Ally McBeal. It was Hayden Penetier. This is a true story though. Henry and I went to Europe to see

Europe to see Funny Girl. I was like, that's why we were there. We were walking in London and literally we walked out of our hotel and I go, Henry, look, Ian McKellen. And just the first old guy, at one point that was a stupid joke. I was like stoned. I was like, look, Ian McKellen. It was Ian McKellen.

No. That's a good one. Did you chase him? It was Ian McKellen, honey. What? It was Ian McKellen. That's insane. Gandalf.

It was crazy. I was like literally from a hundred yards away, look, Ian McKellen's That's insane. Gandalf. It was crazy. I was like literally from 100 yards away, look, Ian McKellen's coming towards us. Bingo. Oh my God. And it was the same thing. It was like crazy. Yeah, Hayden Panettiere and Ian McKellen, same level.

Hayden Panettiere, Ian McKellen, you know, icons only. Icons only. Oh my gosh. So listen, well, this is one thing I don't think we've ever talked about with you. Every time you've been on the show, and I want to get this question from you guys as well, because you did an episode about pop stars. Okay. Your pop star icon is Britney Spears.

Well, I think that my favorite pop star, or at least my favorite, is Lady Gaga for sure. Lady Gaga, but growing up. But growing up, the one who I would have died for was Britney Spears for sure. So, it didn't last? Or Lady Gaga just, Gaga just trumped it? So Lady Gaga came into my life in 2008, and that was right when Britney was having that time where Gimme More had just happened. But Blackout.

Blackout is a wonderful album. I love it. I'm here for her. Listen, my whole bit is that I feel morally responsible for her well-being. I just feel like each one of us took a little crystal out of her eyes and threw it on the floor and now at this stage in the game

it's our job to pick it up and smoosh it back and just kind of tell her we're sorry and that we love her. Because she gave birth to us. She did. She's our mother. She died on the cross for us. She died on the cross for us. She died. I think she's wonderful for us. She died on the cross for us. She died.

Yeah, I think she's wonderful. I mean, anybody follow her on Instagram right now? Yeah. Best Instagram. You need to be. Oh, it's wonderful. I'm always there. I'm saying, have a great day.

Yeah, he says, follow Dave and follow Brittany because you'll just see comments like, hey, girl, living for the sweater. I'll be like, wear sunscreen today. It's hot. Make sure you wear sunscreen. 50. I recently commented on the Instagram of my beloved pop star Kelly Clarkson. Oh, the queen. Yours is Kelly Clarkson

because that was that whole thing with you on The View. So the reason I went to The View, I went to The View recently because Kelly Clarkson was going to be on. And I love Kelly. And then I heard rumblings in the studio that they were going to do something with Kelly's biggest fan. Did you think it was you?

And I had a minute where I was like, oh, my God. I'm going to meet her. This is like the setup for where it gets sad. Previously, I had the chance to meet her, but I couldn't meet her because I cried too much thinking about it. Oh, my. Thinking about it. Thought about it, and tears came out of my eyes, baby girl. So is it American Idol from the band?

From the jump. Oh, wow. And then recently, at The View, they picked another gay as the biggest fan. And literally, as he's thanking her for changing his life, he lost 90 pounds listening to her music. Where's your stop story? Literally, I'm in the back just like, you can see me the whole time. I'm horrified.

On my face is just pure panic and terror that it's not me. And Bowen Yang is next to me and he's like, doing the most to say the least. Yeah, Bowen's like that girl on jimmy fallon who knows that she's on camera and like he's like clapping along and i'm i have no poker face i'm having a meltdown but i want to know before we do it i don't think so honeys who are your pop star

who who are your icons so mine's celine dion like pandering pandering pandering pandering but I remember my parents like I remember they got me like my parents they were like they never got me me anything that's so unfair but I was not like the kid without a game boy like I never really got them anything I remember once they were like here are two tickets to Celine Dion it was the let's talk about love like era and I remember like getting the tickets and it was the first time I was like I'm gonna see her like you know what i mean like it was like this like weird thing like i'm gonna see her in the flash like this person i've only like been obsessed on tv yep yep yep i just started bawling my eyes out and i remember i had like two friends coming over for like a play date and i

just was like uncontrollably crying on the floor yeah just like freaking out and i also there's a song on let's talk about uh uh love called treat a Lady, which is like, she kind of raps. No! It doesn't really, like, doesn't stand the test of time. She has a writing credit on it with 13 other people. My mom once was like, Greg, you need to calm down. She doesn't write her own music. I was like, Mom, sit down.

I opened it up, and it was like 13 people, and it was like Celine Dion. And in the background, I swear to God, there's this, like, beat, and it goes, Greg! Greg! And it sounds like my dad yelling Greg. And I once skipped school to listen to the Let's Talk About Love album. And I kept going, what? What?

And screaming. And my dad was like, what do you mean? I'm like, why are you yelling? And anyways, you can still hear it. Let's Talk About Love. And he was like, my son is gay. Oh. But it's still Celine Dion.

Renee hit the hay and she is back. Yeah, she's working again. She. But it's still Celine Dion. Renee hit the hay and she is back. Yeah, she's working again. She is working it. And allegedly there's a week that Gaga and Celine Dion are both in Vegas. Vegas.

The gays. All the gays are going to be there. It's been announced that she's leaving Vegas soon, I think next year. So I texted a bunch of our friends and was like, we have to go.

I was like, Celine, Gaga, and we're out.. I was like, Celine, Gaga, and we're out. Two days. Yeah, oh my God, okay. I bet the flights are going to be expensive in pockets of America. I mean,

we are going to need a GoFundMe and a full campaign in order to get those tickets, but I mean, I would love to. That would be a dream. I could die afterwards, really.

We went and saw Celine in Vegas and it was amazing. The last performance before Renee died. We were checking Twitter like, oh my God. And she had to cancel. Yeah, we were like, Renee is real sick.

Like, we have to make this. And literally, she went on, performs, two days later he dies and she cancels a week of shows. Oh my God, how is My Heart Will Go On? Amazing. He did it on the exhale. And your favorite song she opened with? Oh yeah, I Surrender, you know, which Kelly Clarkson sang on the exhale. Amazing. And your favorite song she opened with? Oh, yeah, I Surrender, which Kelly Clarkson sang on American Idol.

Yeah, that's why I love that song. That's just a taste of what it is. Yeah, she was incredible. So who was yours? My favorite pop star of all time is Robin, for sure. Robin of all time. Music on the horizon. I feel like when I was young,

I didn't really listen to that much pop music. He was trying really hard to not be gay. Yeah, no, true, true. You did well. No, Robin's like the best and she's just coming back with a new album now. I love this new Robin song. I love them. I feel like she's so legit.

What about Bjork? I thought you were going to say something. Well, you've exposed me to Bjork. Do you guys like Bjork? That's for smart people. Okay, no way. We're going to show you today. It's such a smart person thing.

I'm always like, no, honey. No, people. Okay, no way. We're going to show you today. It's such a smart person thing. I'm always like, no, honey. No, no, no, no. We're getting stoned. And I have three music videos. You're going to love Bjork. Yes.

Converge. I love when people promise me that. I respect Bjork. I'm here for it. But I've always needed a guide. So I'm excited for that. Okay, one little thing, okay? So she made a music video about penetration where she like had sex with me it was a point with actually in the background okay so alexander

mcqueen sews into her back literally like with like bleeding into her back a dress while she also had sex through this weird software uh with her like boyfriend at the time Matthew Barney who's an artist and they they would air it on like MTV and stuff and then MTV found out that it was like actual penetrative sex and

tried to sue her and she was like I never told you to put it on and then she won the thing that is subversion that's what I'm wanting to watch it

yeah watch that music video too it's amazing anyway that's just the start now I'm picturing a needle going through a bag yeah

I don't do good with that no i don't do good but i do watch american horror story anyway yeah um well now we have some now we have activities for the afternoon but we have to just close this out with our signature segment which is called i don't think so honey and i want to let everyone know and because we're recording this i'm just going to say some dates um las colcheras have some shows in new york and los angeles for the rest of know, and because we're recording this, I'm just going to say some dates. Las Colcheristas have some shows in New York and Los Angeles for the rest of the year. Yes. Yeah, we're going to be doing it. We're going to be at Joe's Pub on Monday, November 26th for Queers Live,

which is going to be literally Divas Live, but with gays. Yes. It will be a recreation. It will be at Joe's Pub on Monday, November 26th. On Friday, November 30th, we are at the Bell House for I Don't Think So Honey Live. 50 comedians all take the stage and do one-minute rants on things in pop culture they do not like

and needs to be taken down a notch. And then we're coming out to Los Angeles on December 5th at the Region. I'm co-hosting that show with Joel Kim Booster. So we're going to do the same thing. So this is a lot of I Don't Think So Honey related fervor going on and tomorrow night we're actually going to be here so everyone here we're going to be at the garrison at 11 p.m

we're doing it with 30 people they're going to be taking the stage one after another and they're all going to be doing one minute rants on culture called i don't think so honey which we're about to show you right now oh i mean the shows are crazy i've done a bunch of them, and it's just absolute mayhem. It's amazing. If you wanted this, but times 15 and more screaming, you will like the show. Okay, so I have a topic. Do you have a topic? Yeah, I have a topic. All right, you go first.

How about this? Are you going to time me? I'm going to time you. This is Dave Mazzone. He's out there. Why don't we step up? Okay, I'll step in. Give a bitch some encouragement, honey.

Tight underwear. He's about to run. He's about to go off. All right, Dave Mazzone, this is your Toronto. I don't think so, honey. And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Girl from San Diego who we just met who's already saying,

I love you to me. I don't know you. We just met. You already saying i love you to me i don't know you we just met you are being too familiar it's weird um i get it like you're from san diego that's very cool um you just moved to new york you're looking for friends i love that but um like leave me and my boyfriend alone at the end of the day like we're walking to the subway. Like, you go do your thing. Get your own cab, mama. Like, we hardly know ye. 30 seconds. You seem really nice. Like, I like the jean jacket that you decided to wear to the bar.

But, like, you're kind of doing this thing where you're hugging me from the back in kind of like a half hug kind of a way. And even in your body language and kind of the way you're cringing my shoulders, I can tell that you know that you don't really know me that well like that, but you're kind of bleeding in desperation in my direction, and I scoop it up and shovel it right over my head and step out of the way as it falls over the cliff because I'm not interested in new friends.

Actually, no, I would be interested in new friends if you can do what you said you were going to do the other night, which is get me tickets to see Hamilton. And that's what I've been in for eight seconds. Thank you, darling. He's open to friendships, but with a caveat. Did I ever tell you about the time

my friend Sudi and I went to Disney World and we got online and we just got our hangers on and then she stuck around for four rides, honey. Whoa. She was present. You're infectious. And it was that thing where

you ever get introduced to someone new and you hear one name and your friend hears another name and you're both positive they said that name. We thought her name was like Fanny or Sally.

We didn't know and I was like, I think we should try to ditch Fanny and she's like, who the fuck is Fanny? I was like, okay,

we can't ask her her name now. I don't think it was Fanny. I was like, I don't know, I think I heard Fanny. Are you ready? I'll time you. Yes, I'm ready. Okay, I have a throwback I don't think it was Fanny. I was like, I don't know. I think I heard Fanny. Are you ready? I'll time you.

Yes, I'm ready. Okay, I have a throwback. I don't think so, honey. Do I get encouragement or like, no? Guys, give it up for Matt. All righty, Matt. We are here in Toronto. Your I don't think so, honey starts now.

I don't think so, honey. Snape from Harry Potter. Bitch, you were too mean the whole time. And then at the end I was supposed to say, oh wait, I love him? No, bitch. If I'm Harry Potter, I'm still mad I went to detention several times because of you. You love my mom? It's none of my business.

And also then what? I have to like name my kid after you? Your name is Severus. I wanted like name my kid after you your name is Severus I wanted to name my kid Trevor or Brent because I am from the Patriarch on Long Island I think those are beautiful male names I don't think so

honey Snape your haircut is too much I don't think so honey Snape what is it it's like fucking blow it out honey if you blew it out and paid attention to, you could have a solid 90s Terry Hatcher. But instead, you look bad. And this is not Alan Rickman who actually handsome in the face. Five seconds.

I think wardrobe-wise, I kind of like what you're wearing. I love the free-flowing thing. Easy, breezy, beautiful cover, Snape. Yes, and that is one minute from Matt Rogers. Severus. Because if you think about it, Snape, I, and that is one minute from Matt Rogers. Severus. Because if you think about it, Snape, I don't think so, honey.

That's so true. Get another outfit. Get another outfit, like shake it up. Everyone was reading it which is like, if you think about it, he was gray.

And you're like, no! No, he was a dick for six books. I don't know. Am I the only one who thinks he's gay? Snape?

Yeah. No, honey. He wanted that Lily Potter. I don't know. I just the only one who thinks he's gay? Snape? Yeah. No, honey. He wanted that Lily Potter. I don't know. I just assume all villains are gay. J.K. Rowling would let you know if he was gay. Yeah, no. You know she would take to her Twitter.

It's actually rule of culture number 103. J.K. Rowling would let you know if they were gay. She is up on Twitter being like, Just so you know, Cho Chang was pansexual. Cedric would have been very curious had he lived. What do you think, Greg? You want to go first? Yeah, sure. All right, this is Greg Brown.

Hey, Greg. Give it up. I don't think so, honey. And his time. This outfit is very cute. And the shirt over here is very cute. These are two cute boys. And they do not share them.

All right. You got to keep it separate. This is Greg Brown's I Don't Think So, Honey. And his time starts now. I'm so sorry, Matt. I Don't Think So, Honey, the musical Wicked. Okay. I went to see it recently.

It did not age well. The first song is by a man trying to use a green elixir to get a woman drunk went to see it recently. It did not age well. The first song is by a man trying to use a green elixir to get a woman drunk enough to sleep with him. To like a tongue in cheek song in which kids around me were literally laughing. It's not a family friendly musical the way it's advertised. Okay. Second of all, it's literally the whitest musical of all time. The recent Toronto cast, everyone in the whole production was white except one person who

was green. And I'm pretty sure she was in green face, which is offensive to people with the influenza virus. And also, it's supposed to be a beautiful love story between two women, but of course in the last five minutes, they make her appear again and make out with Fiyero. As we know, Fiyero is gay. Yes, Fiyero. The only people who dance through life is us.

And in this current climate of oppression, I just don't have the physical capacity to have empathy for a pretentious academic who's turning into a goat. Yeah. I don't think so, honey. Wicked, you're canceled. Okay. That's one minute.

Wow. A takedown of Wicked. You know, here's the thing. Wicked, a lot of filler songs. Have you seen it recently, too? It was... I don't know if we just had a weaker cast, maybe. I was... I was... No. here's the thing Wicked a lot of filler songs have you seen it recently too it was it was I don't know if we just had a weaker cast

maybe I was I was no at the beginning he's like just we had another study

this is where we're starting and kids were like ah ah but not in no I buy into this no one's told me

it's weird and no one will we quote it all the time in my apartment whenever because you can't see who comes in the door when they come in so sometimes you'll hear the door slam and someone will be like who is it all the time in my apartment whenever because you can't see who comes in the door when they come in

so sometimes you'll hear the door slam and someone will be like, who is it? And I'll always be like, it's me! It's me! See, like those songs

are just, they're always amazing. I mean, there's three songs in it that are sleighs and the rest of it is like, The Wizard and I. The Wizard and I, popular.

Loathing? Defying Gravity. Loathing, Defying Gravity and also No Good Dude. Okay, fine. There's a lot. I mean, Matt and I, popular. Loathing? Defying Gravity. Loathing, Defying Gravity, and also No Good Dude. Okay, fine. There's a lot. I mean, Matt and I have spent hours on the internet watching compilation videos of all the best Wizard and I riffs.

Who's the best? Who's your favorite? Shoshana Dean. All right. Shoshana Dean, Eden Espinosa, also, wait, Brandi Chavon Massey, I'm just saying, I've said it on the show before. Everyone, we don't have time, but Google, YouTube, this understudy that was an alpha bug

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ah, ah, Probably. Oh, my God. Probably. I can only assume. How could you live singing like that? I mean, she achieved it. She achieved it. Anyway, it's time for Mitchell's I Don't Think So Honey. Give it up, Mitchell. Okay. Mine's a little bit more serious, but we're going to go there. I'm going to get really heated right now. Go there.

Go there, bitch. All right, this is Mitchell's I Don't Think So Honey. Mitchell Moffat, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, people who smoke cigarette butts and throw them on the ground like they're not trash. If you don't think it's trash, then you're trash. Because the over 50% of garbage collected on roads and streets and beaches is cigarette butts.

It's like 4.5 trillion cigarette butts are thrown on the ground every single year. And if you don't know what a trillion is, if you tried to count to it, it would take you 31,000 years to count to one trillion. Science! And if you're sitting there being like, but Mitch, where am I going to put my cigarette? Or you're like, but aren't they biodegradable? No, they're not biodegradable.

They literally taint the ground with poison and toxins and then go into our waterways. And if you live in a city like Toronto, every public garbage has a little receptacle for your death sticks that you can use because those death sticks, if they're soaked in water, will kill every single fish in that tank. Just one of them.

And just so you know, the filter on cigarettes don't actually do anything. It was a marketing ploy to make you feel healthier. And basically, so you're just killing the environment, killing nature, and killing yourself faster than you should. I don't think so, honey. Please put away your cigarettes properly. And that's one minute! Yes, darling! I have my own

angle I love that you queers would bring the science you guys this is so fun thank you so much thank you so much

we love you guys you guys give it up for that yes fabulous and where can we find you yeah on the internet

you can check us out on YouTube ASAP Science and we have a podcast also called Side Note and you're at Mitchell Moffitt, but I'm at WhaleWatchMePLZ, which is a little bit harder. I'm sorry.

You said Zed instead of Z. And that's different culture! Hoo, baby! Alright, we have to go. So tomorrow night, you guys, at 11pm at the Garrison, if you liked I Don't Think So, Honey, I saw you clapping, girl!

There's going to be much more, girl. There's going to be much more of that. It's going to be so fun. We have so many amazing Toronto comics that we are so excited to meet. Thank you guys for joining us.

It's jazzed up. It's going to be amazing. It's really going to be good. We're going to set it on fire. Come on down. Thank you for coming out. And we're going to end with a song

as we leave this thing, as we always do, which is the only song I know right now, which is Gaga from the Star is Born trailer. Ha! Bye, thank you! Bye, guys!

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