Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 101: Hate Week

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

The boys explore the world of hate groups from the KKK to the Nation of Islam to Holocaust deniers worldwide!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Man, I'm Miley Cyrus on. He's quite a talent volcano. Sign me up for the fan club for that fucking woman.

I mean you can just go online and sign up for it. I can? Yeah, you can be a member of the Miley Cyrus fan club. I thought that I would be put in jail for my interest in a child. Well, she's 14, right? She's 20. Ah. It's fine.

That's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben Kissel. And then here we got a Miley Cyrus fan over here. I am blind to age Harry Wilson. Blind to age Harry Wilson. I can't tell whether you're 80 or you're 4. I can't tell whether you're 19 or you're 17. And those two are vastly different.

Oh, how I wish to have a bride that I could tell what age she was. But I guess I'll just go younger and younger. Ah, just to be safe. Yeah, keep it safe. That's a good, that's a very, very good idea. Well, speaking of disgusting things, today we're discussing some of the most evil. I want to be hate, ridiculous human beings of the face of the planet. We've delved into the world of hate groups for this episode and you're going to love

it. Well, you're not going to love the groups and you're not going to love the people we discussed, but you're going to love when we make fun of them and mock them because all of their beliefs are absolutely ludicrous. This is very sensitive subject matter here. We're not even joking around with these guys. What they make up for in inaccuracy, they have with, with loudness, loudness, I'd say enthusiasm.

Enthusiasm. Yeah. Very, that's what I'd say. The one thing you could say about like the Stormfront group or like anybody who just like actively hates another group is they are just, they are, it's, they're full of it. Right. And they love it. That's right.

They journal about it for hours. Beyonce, she looks good in boots, but I'll tell you, these guys, they really, really, they own it. Yeah. You know, these guys were the first ones to really rock a nice Paris Delato boots. Absolutely. They're rocking. Because who made them for the Nazis?

Hugo Boss made them. Hugo. Hugo Boss manufactured them. It is a myth that he designed them. No. Adolf Hitler designed them. Ah, yes. Yes.

Yes. He did it. He made them on a poop dress. That was his modeling clay. Absolutely. And he's just like, I want it to be pointy. Yes. Sculpt the poo poo differently for Mr. Adolf Hitler.

So we all got together on Monday night. We had some beers and you know, just put whatever a group of guys does. I bought some good German beer. Yeah. We learned a little bit. We went up in the world of hate speech and we were going the way, way back machine and talked about how it even started. So I was walking down the street one summer, New York City afternoon, walking down the

street. Hey hot dog guy. He's like, ah, Henry, you're my favorite man. Will you please ask me, my kids, my kids are in prison and I've gotten this done. And I was like, get out of my fucking face. Oh, right. And then I kept walking down the street. Marcus calls me and he's like, Henry, I've got to tell you something.

And this is like, I met this man in Union Square. You've got to meet him. He turned out we were both on 14th Street. We told him what we met up and he's like, you got to meet this guy. He's a bootlegger. He's a DVD bootlegger. I've been going to this guy for years. Yeah.

Okay. He has all these great. Whiskey man. Sounds like he's selling a bunch of whiskey out of the ass crack of the pants or something. But it's 1970s exploitation films that he mostly has. Oh, I see. Marcus was going to him because and then because he had been gone for a bunch of months. He had been gone for a little while, you know, arrested or very seasonal.

He's a big, big fat toad of a man. He's a fucking piece of shit. Oh, yeah. And he's a white fella. White fella. He's got. Uh-huh. Yeah.

He's got all. Call Italian white. Well, we will. We will. For today's purposes. All of his DVDs are in these plain white envelopes that just has the name written on. They're just a dollar. Yeah.

They're only just a dollar. Just a dollar. So we went and we started going through it. But he's just like, and then Marcus basically for me, it's like, so I'm going through. I'm browsing through my normal DVD selection time. And he's like, hey, hey, hey, hey. You got to check out this one. This one's something special.

Oh, my hands. You, um, was that what the first or the first it started off with me going through just to ask him. It's like, hey, white dog. What's this all about? He's like, oh, no, not a movie. A movie's hilarious. That's a movie about like, that's a guy, a go, a woman who buys a dog, a black dog to

attack black people. And yeah. And it kills all the black people in the neighborhood. It's hilarious. Well, that is a funny, funny premise. Interesting. It's sort of like it's airbud was a Klansman. Yeah.

That's great. Okay. And then I keep looking and I notice a screwdriver DVD in there. And if you don't know, screwdriver is the premier white supremacist punk band. And you know they're good because the one thing that we got on lockdown as white people is music. Oh yeah. I think we invented it and we've perfected it.

We didn't steal it. We didn't. That's good. Oh, that's some good beats. Yeah. And so I keep looking and I see a movie called The Beast as Saint. And you're like, oh, rock and roll. Yeah.

This sounds cool. And I'm like, hey, what's this one all about? He goes, that, that right there. You can have that. Everyone needs to see that right there. That is a documentary about how Martin Luther King was a communist and raped three women the night before he got shot. And you're like, whoa, what?

Right. Well, can we discuss that movie briefly? Oh, no, we're going to. Well, definitely. But then basically after that interaction, Marcus called me and was like, you got to meet this guy. I think he's a fucking white supremacist who's like hiding as a horror movie guy. And so I went.

I started looking. I started doing same thing, asking questions, blah, blah, blah. And he's just like, he's like, I can give you something. I can give you something that you'd be really into. And then I think it's really important for people to see and hands me this disk that has the words a holocaust inquiry written on it. Inquiry. Yeah.

And I looked at it. Which I also love. Interesting. This is what we've. I've now learned it's so interesting what they call the like the terminologies they used in Holocaust denial. And that's when you say holocaust, you're saying it wrong. We have to go with the David Duke pronounced holocaust.

No. So I was like, what is this? And he's just like, he's like, this is a documentary that if you went to Europe, they put you in jail for years. And I was just like, cool. Got to have it. So we knew right then we were like, we're going to watch these and we're going to talk about them.

And that's what we're doing today. Right. Very excited. But we're also going to talk quite a bit about some of the other most more famous hate groups here in the United States, of which there are many. We got them on. We got that. Yeah.

You know, like it's like it's America. Like pretty much it's like baseball. We invented it. Hot dogs. Yeah. We took all the extra parts of the pig and turned it into a paste and shot them into a tube. You bet.

And we mastered it. Yeah. And the other thing we have is organized hate. Organized hate groups. And if you want a list of hate groups, obviously we want people to touch on all of them and go to the Southern Poverty Law Center and they have a whole list and they really break them down for you. Yeah.

They have a list state by state, the state with the most hate groups. Now this is interesting because I guessed Indiana, Indiana at first because I know that it's the home of the Klan. Not even close. Not even close. Not even close. Not even close. California, number one with 82 hate groups.

82 in California. Texas admittedly is number two, but there's a big drop off with 64. The state with the least amount of hate groups, it's tied actually between Vermont and Wyoming. They only have two each. That's it. Because it's mostly horses there. Mostly horses. And horses don't hate anything.

They don't hate. Except for rabbits that play with their food. I hate those goddamn rabbits. It's too cold for a hate group in Wyoming. You can't hit another race when you're shivering and in misery. I don't know. They seem to do it real well in New York City. Well, it's not that cold here in Wyoming.

Number one in anti-Muslim hate groups. I wonder why. It's not to. I can think of one gigantic pothole as the reason why. Yeah. Of course he's referring. We have a very large Hasidic Jewish community. They tend not to get along with the Muslim folk too well.

Yeah. Well, California, a lot of their hate groups are black supremacist groups. Okay. What's the most famous black supremacist group in California? That would be the nation of Islam. Nation of Islam. Now, of course, the nation of Islam. Come on, ride a train.

Toot, toot, ride it. Islam. Come on, ride a train. It's a toot, toot, train. Islam. Did they? Honey, have they changed this song since the last time we heard it on the radio? I don't know.

But I'm starting to hate me, honey. This is very bizarre. We touched on the nation of Islam just a little bit. With the Lord. Yeah. And the Zebra Killings episode. The Angels of Death. We're talking about...

The angels of death and... No, but wasn't there the belief in the... Yakub. Yakub. Yakub. The white human, the white scientist. The white scientist that made the white man. He was the evil wizard who created the white devil through a scientific process called

grafting. Yeah. And so this... All true. I remember when I was grafted. I loved the way you were grafted. He put a lot of grafted into you, I guess. I don't even know what that means.

You could say. Sure. I don't even know what the nation of Islam believes. You've got to stop making these Zabrowski's. I can't afford any more molds. You just imagine the molds start... Try to make another Zabrowski, huh? Oh, I've got a large mold for you.

I should kick you out of this store. So the nation of Islam believes is that they were created to take the original race. That would be the black race. Take the original race into the coming apocalyptic racial throwdown between the original peoples and the blue-eyed devils. Throwdown. I just love to see it, though. And it's not just the white people.

It's also the Jews. Here is a quote from Lewis Farrakhan from a radio interview in 1984. Lewis Farrakhan is the leader of the nation of Islam, has been for a very long time. Here's what he says. The Jews don't like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, that's a good name. Hitler was a very great man. He wasn't a great man for me as a black person, but he was a great German.

Now, I'm not proud of Hitler's evils against Jewish people, but that's a matter of record. He raised Germany up from nothing. Well, in a sense, you could say there's a similarity in that we are raising our people up from nothing. Yeah, just like Hitler. Absolutely. Absolutely. Just like Hitler all the time.

And same thing with me, man. Every time I'm like, oh, look at this casserole I made, I'm like Hitler. Yes. Yes. You're raising your people up. Earlier this afternoon, there wasn't a bit of casserole, this casserole. But then what did you do? I filled it to the brim with casserole.

You created a casserole. That's great. Then you put it in the oven. And I won't let my Jewish neighbor have any. Well, let him have some. Well, you know, I gave in. I gave him some because in the end, it's good casserole. Yeah.

Exactly. Everyone loves a good casserole. Well, let's get into the arguably the most famous hate group in American history and by far the most hilarious hate group in American history. So much fun, these guys. The Ku Klux Klan. Hey, everybody here during the Klan, everybody have a good time, I'm coming on down and during the Klan.

I got sheets for days. A good song, Klam. Great new fucking anthem. The Klan is anti-black, anti-race mixing, anti-Jewish, anti-Hispanic, anti-homosexual, anti-communist, anti-transfat band, anti-perspirant, they need it. They need it. And take these guys down a peg and you can't take them down any more than they already are.

And I've been told recently, anti-Catholic, they're bringing the Catholics in now. Oh, the Catholics are allowed? The Catholics are allowed. Because you have a whole new wing of white people to get in there, you know? My mom is in there and she's, you know, but she's stirring the fucking sauce on the fucking stove just going like, oh, but John Paul ain't like it, oh. That's what my mom sounded like. Really?

No. No. It's a fucking character. Oh, I see. I made it up. Rude to your mother. She's Italian, but not that Italian. Right now, the clan has between 5,000 and 8,000 members as of 2012, however, in 1925,

they had almost three million. Okay. They had three million? The clan has gone through many iterations throughout the years. They started in 1865 in Pulaski, Tennessee. The name Ku Klux Kling. As an ice cream store called the Ku Klux Kling. Get your ice cream.

Oh, I love that place. That's a weird title, but I love their homemade ice cream. Yeah. Good pecan ice cream. No chocolate. No. Hmm. It's my favorite, though.

That's fun. I love chocolate. It's probably one of their ice cream store. Well, Ku Klux Kling comes from Ku Klux, which is Greek for circle. So Ku Klux Kling essentially means band of brothers. Oh. Like an HBO show. Yeah.

Kind of like the HBO show. It's kind of interesting. They had the word brothers in their title with that band of brothers because there's not a lot of black folks in the KKK. Yep. In those early days, it was mostly to suppress black voting. More than 2,000 people were killed in the first 10 years of the Klan. In one single parish, they hunted and killed more than 200 black Republicans, 13 captains

were taken in shot, and a half-buried pile of 25 bodies were found in the woods. They literally hunted them down. In 1915, the movie Birth of a Nation came out, DW Griffith. It was based on a novel called, I can't remember what it was called, but it was based on a novel that was written, and here's the funny thing about it is that the whole burning cross stuff, the Klan robes as we know them today, they were created for the movie Birth of a Nation. Yeah.

Like the image of Dracula and shit like that, where it's like it all came from a movie, like someone co-opted, which is very interesting because that again shows like the importance in hate groups with the idea of optics, like how you look and how you're perceived, where it's like Hitler was very much aware of that, and that's why the Nazis were so impressive looking, because you have to, they're like, we have to exude a power, like in the Ku Klux Klan, you're like, we get the pointed hood so we look like evil gnomes, and we put the cross on fire so we can roast hot dogs while we hate. Right, and there's some marshmallows in there as well, everyone loves a s'more even if they're

hate-filled bigots. Oh yeah. I don't think anybody in the Ku Klux Klan can even get through a s'more. I mean, they don't like, they don't like the racial mixture of the Hershey's and the Marshmallow. Yeah, with the marshmallow and the chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, they're just sitting around eating marshmallows going like, I like them.

I like them. You should try it with a Hershey's bar. Shut up, you get out of my Ku Klux Klan. I'm out of the Klan for my love of treats. Well, I'm gonna sit over here on my white couch, oh, I sharded on it, now I gotta burn it. Yeah, we gotta burn it up. Yeah, that's what happens when you shard on the couch.

Here's another interesting event that led to the reconstruction of the Klan, is that it's the same event that resulted in the creation of the Anti-Defamation League. This is the murder of Mary Fagan, she was a little girl that was murdered in a pencil factory in 1915. Because most kids from four to seven worked in factories at the time period. Pencil factories. Absolutely. The safest of all the places for a kid to work.

When a Jewish businessman, Leo Frank, was arrested for the crime and he was eventually convicted of it on very, very, very, very little evidence. He didn't do it. He didn't do it. He found pencils in his pocket. He was using a pencil. Isn't that something? The janitor did it.

The janitor at the pencil factory did it. But a lot of people decided that- He had the little ghost panties on his head for like a week. And he was like, hey, you like my new hat, y'all like my hat. But the people of Atlanta decided that Leo Frank was guilty. They stormed the jail, brought him out, and they lynched him right in front of the jail. And that's what started the Anti-Defamation League, also known as the Reptilian Defenders. I don't know if we've talked about this in this program before, but the Anti-Defamation

League is also heavily against David Ike because they believe that his terminology of the Reptilians is just code for Jewish people. Yes. David Ike is like, no, no, it's not as reasonable as that. It's giant reptiles. Yeah, that's the thing. People that think David Ike are just like, he's using that as an analogy for something else.

Listen to David Ike defend himself going like, no, I know, I know, of course, yes, of course it seems like I'll be talking about the Jews. I'm not. And giant big guanas, they're guanas, and the president's one of them. That's insane, sir. I know it's insane, and it's insane that no one believes me. I love David Ike. Yeah, I miss him.

The best part about the Ku Klux Klan is their wacky names for each other. Treasures are called Klaibys. A local organization is called a Klavern. A Klavern? This is just putting K's in everything like it's Burger King. A K and an L. Yeah. An initiation fee is called a Klettoken.

Which sounds German. Kind of like Klettoken. That's kind of fun. A secretary is a Kligrip. Kligrip? A Kligrap. Does that mean anything in another language? None of this means anything.

It sounds like Klingon language. Doesn't it? It kind of- Kligrap. Again, we just talked about it before. It's just about your fucking nerds. Yeah. It's like they're playing D&D, but with hate.

Yeah. Oh, if you want to hear something nerdy, here is a series of letters in 19- I found this great book. It was called Secrets of the Ku Klux Klan. It was put out in like 1922. Is it a great book? Yeah. I mean, it's anti-Klan.

It's definitely anti-Klan. It was a really fun read. It was sort of nice. Yeah, for just staring at you while you're sitting there cutting up sheets all day. Yeah. What just happened to our bed markers? Have you looked at me, Marcus? Yeah, I have.

Yeah, I have. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Let me just- I'm reading. Yeah, I'm reading right now. But this was the letter that the Imperial Klegel, that's the name for the recruiter. Klegel rhymes with beagle. Yes, it does.

That's why it's cute. He would send these to prospective members. There would be a series of three short letters. Here is the first of the letters. Sir, 6,000 men who are preparing for eventualities have their eyes on you. You are being weighed in the balance. The call is coming. Are you able and qualified to respond?

Discuss this matter with no one. Well, golly, gee, I better not say nothing in one word in life to anyone. Oh, am I talking out loud? A few days later, you would get the second letter. Oh, well, I better go out to the mailbox to hope I get another clad in stone fucking mailers from them ghost people up the hill. That's exciting days, you know. Sir, you have heard from us because we believe in you.

We are for you and need you, the impenetrable veil of mysteries drawing aside. Well, soon you will appear exactly as you are. Are you a real man? Lift your eyes to the fiery cross and falter not, but go forward to the light. Discuss this matter with no one. Now, golly, gee, if these people didn't sound extreme, but, you know, when it comes down to what I ain't got any friends, I'm new to Harrisburg, it's hard to get out there. Everyone's got their social circles already formed.

So I better join up with these ghost people up from the hill. And then finally, the third letter comes. We'll go out, I guess old Betsy died. My wife of 29 years is dead in a bed all cold and hard to the touch. Well, better go get the mail, see if my magazines came. Sir, you have been weighed in the balance and found not wanting. What? Strong men, brave men, real men.

We need such men. We know you are one. The goblins of the invisible empire will shortly issue their call. Be discreet, preserve silence, and bite its coming. Discuss this matter with no one. Now, my main thing is I am good Lord, I am desperately afraid of goblins. I don't, I don't know if I want them invited into the home, but in the end again, Betsy's dead.

I have no friends. And I'd love to go bowling with something or somebody, whether it be a gremlin or a gnome or a bear person or a werewolf. Yeah. I love goblins of the night, I love goblins of the invisible empire. Hey, tell me what is your head size? We are making sheets for you soon. Big head, big head.

Of course, some of the names of the KKK chapters around the United States, the lone wolf brigade knights. I mean, that makes no sense. You can't be a lone wolf for great, because there can only be one person. It's only one wolf. You're the lone wolf. I'm a lone brigade. I'm a lone brigade.

No, no. It doesn't make sense. We can't have a whole brigade of lone wolves. Yes. All right. Someone's got to follow rules. It's just ridiculous. Ku Klux Klan, LLC, a limited liability corporation.

That sounds kind of Jewish. Yeah. Sounds like a law firm. The Knight Riders Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. That's out of Florida. Knight Riders Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. The Dixie Rangers Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. The True Invisible Empire Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

Interesting. The original Knight Riders Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. Well, that's just somebody stepping on somebody else's game. Yeah, and what's when came first? Well, we're the original ones. All right. Well, apparently the ones in North Carolina and Virginia came first. Okay.

And my personal favorite, the True Invisible Empire Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. Well, why do we just come up with a good name? It just rolls right off the tongue. Just for anything. This is what happens when you decide by committee. Yeah. Everyone gets a word put in there.

God damn it. If we aren't, when we got to tell everybody how invisible we are, but I hate to tell you this, Darrell, but we ain't all that fucking invisible because we got hoods on our heads. We look like ghosts. Yes. We look like ghosts. Are we ghosts? No.

We are big man on horses. We're making a lot of noise. Are hooting and hollering. None of you listen to me telling you to shut up. All right. We're waking them up before we even get there. Ah, damn. I don't even know why I try to get this lone wolf brigade together.

That's just sad. So now let's move on to our man of the hour, David Duke. So this was the first of the DVDs that we watched on Monday night. I mean, I don't even know if we can call this a DVD. It was a presentation. It's a lecture. It's a powerpoint presentation. Yeah.

It is definitely a lecture. And David Duke, if you don't know, he was the Grand Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Clan in the late 70s. Yes. He was the grand royal sorcerer of the Ku Klux Clan. The Grand Sorcerer of Cyclops Wizard Dragon. And he almost won governor of Tennessee, right? So good work, everybody.

He's been in Alabama or Tennessee one of those states. No, Louisiana. Louisiana. Yeah. He ran for the governor of Louisiana. He's a real piece of shit. He is. And so what we've done here is he put together what I love again.

So the thing about Holocaust denial, which is probably one of the most insidious form of what they like to say is historic history revisionism. They say they're Holocaust revisionists, which is, again, how you learn a lot about what they do in these presentations and everything you read is they sort of lightly term things and they come up with weird sort of like, I don't know, off-center thing. And what David Duke does in his presentation called the Holocaust Inquiry, which is two hours long, which we found out isn't even the entire thing. Actually, it's two and a half hours long.

Two and a half hours. I found the full thing on YouTube. It's fucking garbage. It's boring, first of all. God, it's so extremely boring. But in this, basically what these guys like to do is, like in any standard lawyer situation, they like to create shadows of a doubt. They watch these things and they go to these things and they pick out little flimsy facts

in it and be like, well, this may not be accurate. So if that's not accurate, maybe none of it's accurate. One of the facts is that Anne Frank did not die in the camps since she died of typhoid. She died of typhoid. So if Anne Frank didn't die in the gas chambers, then what else is wrong? Yeah, exactly. Like, so this is what David Duke does. I also found a small thing about Anne Frank about why she was so quiet.

Some critics have pointed to the daily use of a vacuum cleaner and that Anne Frank claimed that they had to be silent for fear of discovery. The reality is that Anne was an incorrigible chatterbox and the supposed need for silence was likely to have been a device to try and keep her quiet since she could not talk and took to writing instead. Most of what she wrote was not included in the diary and what was published was very selectively edited. Yeah!

And what they say, obviously that's all not true. I just love all of you. Yeah, just say that Anne Frank's just like, well, she was a bit of a... Anne Frank was being a bitch and everybody fucking knew it so they told her to shut up and so they made up the whole thing just to shut her up. And that's where the Holocaust never happened. Yeah, yeah, they put up chimneys but they were shooting out chocolate vapor. That's what that was.

It wasn't the remains of six million people. Chocolate vapor. So this is a... So we have some sound clips. Yeah, let's start with what was the first crack in the Holocaust for David Duke? I wrote an essay for an English class at Louisiana State University on the liberalization of American sexual morality. I recounted how I'd never seen a picture of a fully frontal, completely nude woman until

I was a freshman in high school. That reminiscence may sound strange to young people today but even Playboy Magazine admitted the most private sexual area until the mid-1960s. After I wrote the essay, a right-wing friend who read it told me that I was mistaken about not seeing full nudity in my childhood. You have seen fully nude women, he said, graphic pictures of nude men and women often emaciated in horrible scenes of death. You saw many photographs and films of the Jewish victims of Nazi atrocities.

It jacked off to these pictures. Yeah buddy, you seen a whole bunch of pussy. You seen all those dead bodies in the Holocaust? Yeah. I think what he says is that we as a people are conditioned to feel bad for the Jews. Because the pictures of the victims of the Holocaust have been purposely placed by the Jewish-influenced media, which I think is a softer, you know, the fun way to say it, but it's like what he basically said, the Jewish-influenced media puts out the pictures

of the victims of the Holocaust, the Jewish victims, up the forefront so that they could get political power. As opposed to all the Russians that died and shit like that, but of course it's only because we liberated a bunch of Jews and there's a bunch of pictures of what we saw. There are no pictures of the gulags, there are no pictures of the killing films of Cambodia. No, because they were peasants, because they didn't have pictures. Watch the movie, if you're thirsty to see Russian victims of World War II, watch the movie Come and See.

If you want to see one of the most brutal war movies I've ever seen in my life, it's called Come and See, it will ruin your day. So basically David Duke just admitted to jacking off to pictures of the Holocaust immediately as this DVD, sort of DVD. And then he started off writing a high school newspaper essay about the fact that he had not seen any Bush that year. And then the guy's like, and then his sleazy friend was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah you did buddy, you remember when you used to fucking go in the bathroom?

It's like sick kids that grew up with you, used to like masturbate to the National Geographic magazine. Well, I mean let's not say that they were sick, well National Geographic, at least the people were alive. He goes a little far to say that they were sick, I mean, I know we're a judge, I mean it's not, we don't have to judge people while we're doing this, I mean are you really any better than David Duke? I'm better than David Duke, we're better than him, right?

In our way. Yeah. Everyone's better than David Duke. So do we want to play the opposite? Yeah, let's play the rebuttal. And they've been baiting people on the ninth floor, they were putting bunkers and a hundred at a time told them to be stripped till the underworld and they walked out a hundred at a time with a machine gun for three days and then they covered them up with dirt for

three days in graves by moving up and down, they took tractors and ran over the graves in order to squeeze at a less breath. What's that guy's name? That's just a lot. That guy's Abraham Malnick. Yeah, and he was a survivor of which concentration camp? He describes a massacre at Kovno's ninth floor in a Kovno ghetto. Yeah.

Three straight days of shooting. Yeah. And marrying and shooting and getting married and shooting. And none of that happened. He doesn't sound like he distinctly remembers that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He sounds totally good. They were shooting him with the muffin gun.

He's kind of like laughing, there's two dudes behind him in that video just laughing just kind of secretly like, well, I can't believe you saw it right there, believe in this bullshit. Give him a bind, this man. This is great. All right, well, and let's move on now to a bit of his, and Frank, yeah, let's pull the sheets out. Let's get the spotlight in there and see some shadows in this labyrinthal lies. This next section is called the three famous victims of the Holocaust.

Years later, I read a pamphlet outlining the inconsistencies and improbable pamphlet of anything like the diary of a young girl. Dr. Robert Farrison, a liberal professor who specializes in the authentication of literature at the University of Lyon, France, made a strong case that the book's form and content made it unlikely that a girl in her early teens had written the book, at least in its published form. It also amazed me that this girl, the most famous victim of the Holocaust, who spent most of the war at Auschwitz, did not die in the gas chambers.

Near the end of the war, the Germans evacuated her, along with many others, to Bergen-Belsen. In the last months of the war, she succumbed to typhus. And Frank's sister, Margot, and her mother were not gassed either. They both died from typhus as well. Her father Otto fell ill while Auschwitz and was nursed back to health in the camp hospital. Near the end of the war, the Germans evacuated him to Mauthausen, and he was liberated there. Otto Frank himself attested to these facts. And then, apparently, he was a Maui, and he caught the world's biggest wave.

Oh, was that right? That's when he came known as the Great Cowabunga. Isn't that fun? For a period of time. When he was out there, and he was out there with, it was him, Frankie Valley, Annette Funicello, they're all hanging out on the beach. I remember that. So happy my whole family is dead from typhus.

They didn't go to the gas chambers, though, so they really lived a good life. Totally. Oh, yeah, man. They lucked out. I can't believe it's like their lungs collapse on themselves and they choke on their own blood. That'll happen. Let's listen to some other fucking lies from these guys.

This is from Dorianne Kurtz. She is recalling the Bergen-Belsen prison. There were wagons, open wagons, like carts, like the back of a horse and cart, open wagons that were dragged along without horses. There were people pulling them. And they had corpses in them. And the corpses were lying in all directions

and heaped on top of each other. And there were many people who died every night, and they didn't make it out to a pill, but they were accounted for by being bodies. And so after the grown-ups were marched out, there was a squadron of people that pulled this wagon around and came into the barracks and took the corpses. And then two of them would take the corpse, one at the feet

and one at the hands, and they would toss them up to the top of the heap. And that happened every day. I still have trouble with that. I hope you guys have had your coffee. This is great. I don't even know why we're doing this episode, honestly. It's the worst episode I've ever done. You've looked so sad and uncomfortable this whole time.

I literally hate it. But that is intense stuff with the bodies there. Well, it's just the whole thing of just like, it's fucking real. Oh, so David Duke, so she's a liar then. Oh, absolutely. Of course you didn't see that. No, she's doing great. I know that's real.

She loves it. Absolutely not. That's not stark reality. It's not like David Duke sitting in a fucking LSU, fucking college dorm with his fucking creepy dude who's jerking off the Holocaust pictures, handing them pamphlets about what's really going on. You've got to get to David Duke with the pamphlets.

That's how you convince all racists. The main thing that he tries to do... Racists love pamphlets. But the main tenet that David Duke goes through with the Holocaust denial thing is basically saying that the gas chambers weren't in use during the concentration camps. Mainly he's like... There's gas chambers and soap.

Gas chambers and then the fact that the Jews were not turned into human soap, which is thank God. That would be good if that was true. Yeah, and it's just like... But the whole thing is like they... I want David Duke to be right. I wish there were no gas chambers. And I wish Jews weren't turned into soap.

But they just were and there was. Yeah, and it's all just... You're just full of shit. But you know, it's a tough platform to run on as governor. I think you got 40% of the vote. Yeah, you did. Yeah. That's good.

Congratulations, Louisiana. So we want to... Do we want to go to... The Beast is saying or do we want to do some storm front talk? Because we got about three minutes. Let's do storm front talk. Because storm front is a funny one to end with. Yeah, yeah.

We can do Beast of... We'll do Beast of Saint in a different episode. Yeah, we'll do that. That was actually... That's actually a funny one. Because that documentary, I actually liked everything that they claim about Martin Luther King. You're just being pulled back and forth

because you got two enemies inside of you. You got your fucking full Nazi grandfather who's still alive somewhere going like... Well, he's dead. I can't believe that I'm Jewish. Yeah, yeah. He was in hell, but then he got put up to heaven. Accidentally, he just woke up one day

and he was like, ah, God. Turns out I'm Jewish, Satan. I'm out of here. So we all spent a lot of time on the storm front site. The storm front boards yesterday. And storm front, if you don't know, is the premier white supremacist message board. These people.

You thought Yahoo comments were retarded. These guys, it's a whole other level. And what's fascinating about it is that they have a board for everything. Like, they've got music discussion boards. Yeah, it's not just total hate. Yeah, it's not just total hate. They love Celine Dion.

They've got video game boards. Like, I found that their favorite video game is definitely Skyrim. Oh, is that right? Because you can build yourself to be the perfect, like, Aryan Duke lord. Nord's only. I read that a lot.

Don't be bringing none of that cat people in here. They said about Wolfenstein 3D, not a bad game and actually not all that anti-German. And it completely ignores the holocaust as if it never happened. Well, there you go. Perfect for them. Yeah, and it says everything.

Music, they love Peter Gabriel. Rush, Metallica. Yes, they love Prog Rock. Eddie Money, Arjo Speedwagon. So these guys are really, like, young. They're, like, 16, 17 years old. No, no, no. They don't act 40.

Yeah, they don't sound like a 45-year-old hairy man. No, it's just like my dad, and I figured how to use the internet would just be, like, on police boards, just being like, hey, you remember this type of belt that we used to wear? Yeah, that was great. Loved it.

Loved it. And they also have movie reviews. They have a big side of movie reviews. And they read a review, a thread on Forrest Gump. Really torn on Forrest Gump, these guys. Yeah, why didn't they like Forrest Gump? Some of them love it, saying that, yeah, a watt man,

even if he's retarded, and he can still rise above and be successful in this world. Oh, okay. But others say, this is one of them, it says, in the film, he is said to be named after the leader of the KKK. Not degrading, enjoyable, but obviously you still have to see through all the crap.

Oh, they got their feelings hurt? The KKK got their feelings hurt? And they also have a poetry board. Should I read some poems? Can I do the one that's sexy as hell? Yes. This one's really funny. Do you want to jump to that,

or do you have more movie reviews? The only other movie review that I have is of Man of Steel. Oh, did they like it? Oh, yes, I wanted to hear this, actually. Obviously, Superman is a Christ figure. I think the Kryptonites are Jews. Of course you do.

Their world is destroyed, so they are essentially parasites seeking a new home. In order to make the world safe for themselves, they have to terraform Earth to suit their particular needs. Clark is the good Jew, Christ, and that he saves humanity and had the same psychotic intentions towards humanity as the Kryptonites.

There was also a line in there about how humans have the concept of morality and how evolutionarily the Kryptonites are just brutal, self-serving, and ruthless to their advantage. Just a few random thoughts. I doubt it was intended this way from Hollywood. Just a random thought.

Yeah, at least he knows that he doubts that it was intended that way, because it's not true. Yeah, because the liberal media is Jewish. Hollywood is Jewish. They hate white Western values. If you do not understand this, then you do not understand

what is happening in the world today. I also love that they hate the Jewish media yet. It seems like they've watched all these movies. They have seen all of these movies. What I also love is that if you want to if it's faster than brood and a date by talking about Bill de Blasio, try to do your fucking Aryan breakdown

of Man of Steel. That will ruin a date. Yeah, talk about politics or talk about Superman. And as far as horror movies go, their favorite is by Far Halloween. It makes me upset, so we don't hear about it. Well, yeah, because you can dress up like ghosts.

Yeah, I suppose so. My mother used to dress us up like holy ghosts. That's what we were about. We were just like little clansmen. That's really weird. And horror movies are what they have the least to say about. Yeah, like in general. I remember reading the one that was just like,

I like the grudge. Nice. Yeah, and that's all. There was very little... The only thing that I found in the horror movie thread that said anything about horror movies racially was Night of the Living Dead. Love it.

Gotta love a happy ending. If you've seen Night of the Living Dead. Yeah. You know what... Yeah, you know what you're talking about. It was actually a very progressive movie over the time. Yes, it was. Because it shows the first...

So here, I'm going to read this poem that they wrote called Dear White Lib Tard. Dear White Lib Tard, oh, hater of hate, go back to your barnyard and close your gate. Your psychologically weak chronic mental infection. Time for a new technique. Turn on TV for direction. Watch what they do, mimic every act.

Spoken by the Jew, your source of fraud, in fact. Promote cultural decay, only white, of course. All others are okay. Want to racially divorce? Hatred of one's own race is fitting for a Marxist. But you can't erase, by definition, your racist. Your racist. You're your racist.

I see that a lot with haters of hate. That's what they keep saying in these poems of just being like, oh, you hate hate, well, that's hate. So you hate. Yeah, that's the long-lost Jim Morrison poem. That was brilliant. This one, this dude wants to be all sexy. He says, girl, I've been watching you.

You're sexy as hell in those black pants. Why don't we step out for some dinner? No rhymes yet, by the way. I just want to point that out. I just imagined like a fat woman in a fucking Walmart hot dog stand with like black, complete pants on. Oh yeah, girl, I like you, dude. You're black pants.

Yeah, so why don't we step out for some dinner? Over here at Demos, nothing fancy. This is supposed to be a song, by the way. He has registered this with ASCAP. Yes, this is registered. They'll watch you walking in. You'll turn every head in those high heels. And like Nazi, like entire Nazi uniform and stuff.

No, I just still see 300 pound Walmart worker. Yeah, y'all staring at you, girl. You'll be the star, steal the whole show. You're sexy as hell, girl. You're unreal. Sexy as hell. I can't resist you. Wine tonight.

You're so fine. Sexy as hell. Please let me kiss you. Say it's all right. Please be mine. I mean, it just goes on. Oh yeah. Girl, you've been teasing me.

And then this, I just like this one line. Here's another one of his songs. I like this one line where I'll put on Sinatra, pour a couple cups of champagne, sit by a fire, get intimate, couple of kisses. We're on our way. He wrote another song called I'm Not a Stalker. I saw you on the street and followed you in here.

Let me buy you some lunch. Let me buy you a beer. You cast your spell on me. You've got me hypnotized. I get those butterflies looking into your eyes. I'm not a stalker, baby. I'm a gawker. And right now I'm gawking at you.

He's a stalker. Right now. I'm not a stalker, honey. Don't be a squawker. Don't be afraid. I couldn't hurt you. You got the hair falling down. You got those kissable lips.

Got those suntan legs. Got those shapely hips. God, I want to go to that. He's getting better though. I will say. The guy's getting a little bit better. I don't want to go to the Mississippi open mic that this guy plays all these songs on.

Oh, my God. I mean, you don't know he's a racist bigot really by these lyrics until you get to know him a little bit. Once again, this is like, they're very sensitive. Well, they are. They're very sensitive people. Well, I'm not sure if I would go that far. No, I just mean touchy.

Yes. Very touchy. Very touchy. Well, all right. So we've delved into the world of the KKK and anti-Semitism. We taught you all about it. Yeah. Some of it.

Some of it. They all look like a bunch of fat fucking morons. I think that they are. You know, it's all garbage. Oh, yeah. They all say the same thing without any facts. David Dukes had retard. You know, I don't even want to use the word retard.

Yeah. Because retard are a pure part. They can't be really sweet too. You know, he's a terrible man. These are terrible things. Go watch a movie. Come and see. Yeah.

And watch Schindler's List. Yeah. Just watch Schindler's List. Watch that. Get into that. People say it's melodramatic. It just happened. You know.

Watch Fiddler on the roof after that. And then watch Life is Beautiful. Yeah. Get into that. Watch that. In order to make us all feel better, I'd like to play a song that I think in the end, it's a beacon of hope in a world of shadows.

Right. It's something that you can keep with you for the rest of the day. You can hum it to yourself every single time you feel upset. Yeah. This is the thing is that the Holocaust definitely happens. Yeah. People worry about gas and stuff.

It definitely happened. Martin Luther King was not a rapist. We didn't even get into that. We didn't even, but he's not a rapist. He's not. He had sex a lot though. He's a good man. Imagine that the Bodega,

imagine the bootlegger man in Union Square is going to dine alone in a hotel room. Oh, he has no friends at all. Yeah. I don't even think he has money for a hotel room. Yeah. Actually, me and my girlfriend want to try a trick on him and see if we can convince him that I have converted her.

Oh, that would be for of course, Martin Luther King's girlfriend's a black Jewish girl. Yeah. She's black and Jewish. We want to see if we can go and see if I can say like, she's one of the good ones. And then it'll be big. And see how far we get with it.

It's not going to get that far. She strikes out and slaps his fucking face. Yeah. Until she strangles him to death. Yeah. She'll strangle him. Nikita's a badass bitch. That's for damn sure.

All right, everybody. Magustylations. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Enjoy yourself and don't hate. Don't hate. Don't hate.

Don't hate. Celebrate. That's good. Yeah. That's good.