Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 104: Journey to the Planet Serpo

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

What really happened at Roswell? I mean, REALLY really happened? And what far-off alien adventures did the US military get into following that fateful night in New Mexico? Tune in to this week's episode as we take a trip... to Planet Serpo.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Hello, hello, hello, hello. I mean, I mean, I want a little bit more juice. A little more juice. You'll get your fucking juice. I want my juice. No, no, no. You'll get your juice. That's what your grandfather said to himself when he woke up every day. Take it easy. Take it easy. You should be forward. Didn't know he was looking into a mirror.

He was just like, why do I keep seeing yellow stars everywhere? Oh, I don't know. I'm just going to ignore that. Oh, how I wish I could spin a top, maybe for some gold coin that could maybe be secret chocolate money. Right. Oh, but I guess I'll never be able to do that. Back to shoveling bones into a ditch. Well, I don't think my grandfather sounded like a slovenly American man. No, he sounded like his horse. Yes, that's it.

That's it. Choose to bring me a hamburger. You did? Yes. You didn't bring me a hamburger. He sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger after a stroke. That's about right. I mean, yes. By the way, before we start the show, very, very special announcement.

Henry Zabrowski just dipped a bacon filled croissant into his coffee. Ham filled croissant. Other cured pure pork fucking cutting. He did it in public like it was normal. I will defy any human. You tell me if that is not normal or not. It is not normal. It is normal. I am drinking coffee. I am eating a ham and cheese croissant. It is a breakfast item. Anybody, you take a breakfast item, you can dunk it in your coffee and you can suck on it.

It's like pouring maple syrup on your eggs. That's not at all like pouring maple syrup on your eggs. See, Marcus, it's got the gears clicking. He understands what I'm talking about. It's about mixing taste pellets. I also wanted to make it softer so it would go down easier. Because I have a chicken's throat. Why for yes or no for absolutely disgusting on the Facebook page if you think dipping your ham filled croissant into your coffee is normal breakfast fare.

I'm pleading the fit. That's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben Gissel with us as always. Innocent man Henry Zabrowski was born innocent. What? All he wants is to combine his liquids in his foods. That's normal though. That's not a bad way to do it. This is Innocent Henry Zabrowski. It is Innocent Henry Zabrowski.

Yeah, it's boring. It's good. It's good. Henry Zabrowski's movie was just named by the New Yorker the best movie of the year. That's the Wolf of Wall Street. To go see it, they cut four minutes off of it just to make it not NC17. That's brilliant. So you can beat off to it.

So all the full frontal Henry Zabrowski is gone. Yeah. Out of the picture. Out of the picture, I guess. That's very, very sad. It's fine. It was probably overshadowed by the rest of my body. My penis can hide on film.

Isn't that something elusive? Yeah. It just goes like... Up inside of me. It's like an alien creature. And hides. Very disgusted. Today we have a very disgusting topic as well.

Speaking of aliens. We're leaving the planet earth. And we're going to a place called Planet Serpo. Oh, I've been waiting to do this for months. This is right. Henry Zabrowski's dream has come true. And he's forced Marcus and I into it. Which is actually kind of a nightmare for us.

Oh, absolutely. Because it's just... They can't... Anybody who's writing anything about aliens just can't simplify a thing. It always is super complicated. Planet... The journey to the planet Serpo is about basically an anonymous donor. People say an anonymous source from an entity called the DIA.

Oh, I thought it was the Koch Brothers. Is it? No, it's not. No. No, that's propaganda. Oh, I see. You're reading the wrong websites. I'm an idiot.

Basically in like November of 2005, someone started anonymously posting this like... Apparently like a super secret information from a top secret program. Where there was an exchange program of 12 astronauts from the United States. Woo! Yeah, USA. All the way. They sent an exchange for aliens from the planet Serpo. These aliens known as Ebens because we used to call them extraterrestrial biological entities.

So we started knowing them as Ebies or Ebens. They took them to their home planet Serpo where they lived for 13 years and then came back to tell the tale. I'll tell you, if you name your kid Eben, he's eating paste. Yeah. Eben's always eating paste in the corner, isn't he? Mommy, why do you wear such long skirts? I like the way that they feel. Becky, I knew we should have called him Steve, god damn it.

I made a little Nazi swastika with my Legos, mommy. I ate all the peanut butter. Did he get into our peanut butter and our video stash? Unbelievable, our Nazi propaganda films. But Henry, speaking of Nazis, you said at the beginning of the show, we can't... At the beginning, before the show, we cannot move on and discuss Serpo until we discuss... I was reading a book called The Secret Journey to the Planet Serpo. Okay.

Not subtle. There's a lot of this, it's not very subtle. It was written by a man named Len Casten. Okay. Who basically... Is it Len? Len? Len Casten.

They went and they basically said... He came out... He did a show on Coast to Coast about six months ago and he came out basically saying like, I never know when the government is going to know we're getting too close to the truth. It's going to shut down the Serpo.org website. Right, right. Which was started... Well, as we go through the articles too, we're going to learn how the website also changed hands three different times.

If the website... And as it changed hands, it changed styles of writing. If the website ever shuts down, don't blame the government. Blame the man who owns it. He forgot to pay his WordPress account. I bet Bill Ryan, yeah, just like only had $15 at his bank account and just defaulted. Damn it. So what Len Casten wrote, when he wrote his book, Secret Journey to Planet Serpo, which is filled with amazing...

Insights of his own onto the material that he found on Serpo.org. We'll just say that Len Casten basically just ripped off all this information that someone put on another website, put it into a book that he said was for, you know, history to read. Right. And it's all very stupid. Put it in the time capsule. So here we go. So in the prelude...

All right, clear that throat. Before presenting the Serpo story, it is necessary to convey some preliminary information about important events that preceded the actual voyage. Knowing about these events will give the reader the historical background necessary to understand why MJ-12, the president, and the Pentagon were willing to send 12 American Air Force astronauts to a distant star system in an alien starship in 1965. While the events in Germany and Antarctica in the 1930s and 1940s may seem remote from American government post-war space-related decisions, there is a critical connection.

After the war, the U.S. military... Wait, go back and read it. What was that? No, this is just fact. Yeah, no. Go back and read it. I feel like that sentence was important. No, no.

This is what I'm saying. While the events in Germany and Antarctica in the 1930s and the 1940s, they seem remote from the American space decisions. Right. But they're not. American space decisions. Space-related decisions. That's what NASA is doing.

NASA is never making the space decisions. They had another space-related mission the other day. So after the war, U.S. military was justifiably alarmed about the Nazi development of anti-gravity fighter disks housed in a secure icebound rebound in New Schwabenland in Archiaca. New Schwabenland. Now, they made a place called New Schwabenland. Now, New Schwabenland was where they're going to put their most white people. This is also written about this thing, where they collected...

But they wear chocolate for shoes. They wear chocolate for shoes to eat there. Sausages for hats. Oh, I love it there. Love it down in New Schwabenland. This is also where Hitler's living after he faked his suicide in 1945. Very interesting. And he's still running his army of anti-gravity disks.

They also have collections of women that they consider the racially most pure. They're called the Antarcticishes. Antarcticatis. Whatever the fuck they call it. No, Antarcticatis, which I guess just means big-titted white women. Oh, okay. Antarcticat, like the very cold. Oh, yeah.

Which is why they brought them down there, I guess, so they can snuggle up between their Jurgendurgs. Jurgendurgs. Is that what you call tits in German? I think so. Why not? I think they're called Juggelungs. Juggelungs.

Yeah. That is great. Sounds like an old-timey Model T starting up there. But it's also the sound of sucking on a German woman's tits. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Which is thank you. So the reason why I bring this up is because, as we all know, now, you know, Nazis have been working on these anti-gravity discs up until, like, since the 1930s.

Apparently, according to, I can't memorize all the German names, but one of the guys named it, whose name is like, yeah, great! He came forward and he said they've spent, like, millions of dollars working on these anti-gravity discs. And basically, the government says, like, there's no way we can go against these zipped zoppin' discs. They got the lasers in the zippin' zoppin'. So what's the difference between, like, one of these discs?

Or is it a disc? It's a disc. Well, what's the difference? It sounds like a drone, right? Back even farther. Right now, we're in 1947 in Antarctica. Mer, put your hats and parkas on. It's cold.

Let's get back in the time machine and go back in 1909. This is all very important for you to know. Before we get to Planet Sherpa. Get into the actual meat of the episode. Carl Haashauffer. Carl Haashauffer, Carl Inst Haashauffer, was chosen as the Japanese ambassador after being, like, a super soldier during World War I for Germany. Okay.

So he went over to Japan to go hang out. I guess basically to show off his fucking schwanze to a bunch of Japanese dicky dickies. You know what I mean? Yes, sure. And so when he went over there, he got introduced to a group of people called the Black Dragon Society, which was, like, the secret society underneath the... So this is, again, we could have done about four episodes on just the three different topics I just named.

So I'm just going to try and rip through this so that we can understand the base. The Black Dragon Society is a group of... What they are, they're like an ultra-fascist secret society that works within the Japanese Empire, right? They worked for another secret society called the Green Dragon Society, which is a group of monks that meditated and talked to another secret society called the Green... There was the Green Dragon Society and then the Green Men Society. The Green Dragon Society talked remotely, using their brains, to the Green Men Society

that lived in a group of mountains that became known as Palata, which is also known... That is Tibetan. You've got 20 more seconds. I have a belt and run up. But it's Tibetan for the term snake land, right? Now snake land is like they talk... So the Green Men talk to these Green Dragons. So the Green Dragons talk to the Green Men and they sent their psychic messages to the

Green Dragon Society and the Green Dragon Society wrote it on a piece of paper and gave it to the Black Dragon Society and they gave it to Haashauffer. So does that mean that only the Black Dragon Society can only talk to Black men? No, absolutely not. Because they're Asian. No. As a matter of fact... No, no.

Okay, so the Black Dragons can talk to the Green Dragons because they're both dragons and the Green Dragons can talk to the Green Men because they're both green. And the Green... Yes, absolutely. There's a lot of middle men here. Everyone should talk to them about what was it, Heinz, Heinz Ottomey, who cut out the middle man? Amiko.

Amiko cut out the middle man. Amiko. Yes. So they thought that they were talking to this ancient Japanese dragons and through this chain of command they gave Haashauffer the plans for anti-gravity discs and said go back to Germany, make these anti-gravity discs because the Green Men have this thing they called the 5,000 year plan, which involved making fascism across the entire world, which basically parroted the reptilian gray agenda for our planet, creating the NWO, and so it

turned out they thought that they were just talking to Green Dragons, they weren't just talking to Green Dragons, they were living, they were talking and having dinner with reptilians that lived underneath the Patala, right? For thousands of years. I can only imagine it's like Harrison Ford in Temple of Doom, that bizarre reptilian dinner. But even faker. But even more faker.

Yeah. So the idea is, basically he said go find the perfect German dude, create a fascist government in Germany, we're going to use our fascist government and our gigantic army of our anti-gravity discs, you use your anti-gravity discs, and we're going to take over Russia together, then we'll take over all of Asia and then we will be able to create a fascist Wuntern land. Green Earth. The Green Men gave information to the Green Dragons, they gave it to the Black Dragons

and they gave it to, we'll just call them Heinz. That's what started Hitler. That's what started Hitler because he saw Hitler at his trial when he went to, when he went to trial for the beer hall, he saw him talking and he was like, man this Hitler's got something special, we're going to hire this Hitler, he's going to be the face of our new German Empire, and then he went off the rails ruining the Green Men's 5,000 year plan. I mean, 5,000 years.

Which seems like, it's long. I don't think that you, how did it just get ruined? Yeah, how did they, how did they fuck up the 5,000 year plan in what, the first 20 years? Really quick. I just feel like it doesn't take 5,000 years to control the world. I don't think so. I mean, what, how long did it take America? Two years before we won World War II?

There's lots of flaws. This is what they said, so this is the problem. So, yeah, how does that work into the 3,000 year rike? Oh my god. It seems like there were some conflicting messages going on here. I just feel sorry. It's almost like none of this is real, god damn it. Someone needs to write these minutes to the meetings down.

Right. There's a lot of problems and you can't just keep just sort of like putting things together and just be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically what this shows is the Americans were like standing around with their dicks up their ass. Like basically being like, well, these flying discs are going to come over from Antarctica because they're already, technically there was a bunch already submerged around Mexico. This is also in there.

There was a whole Mexican thing and the Panama Canal where discs were hidden in the Panama Canal. This is, there's a lot of information. The Panama Canal was ours. We'd like to think. Yes. All right. So basically America knew that we needed to get some fucking discs, Prontissimo.

And so lo and behold, 1947, let's take a fucking dune buggy out to New Mexico and visit Roswell and see where the first crashes happen, which is where the Serpa story begins. Okay. So we're at Serpo, 1947, Roswell, New Mexico. Yes. And so the crash story. Basically in Roswell, the real story is as usually when people give background, it clears it up.

You know, usually a nice base will, will be a good jumping point off for education. I'll post all the articles I've written and I'm going to go ahead and say, I'm going to go ahead and say that we didn't need to know all that to understand. Yes, you did though, but it's in the book. It is 50 pages of this book or it even gets to the, all right. So let's go to 1947, New Mexico wasn't just one thing that crashed. It was two things that crash. That's the real story as was fact-checked by a man named Brandon that, um, Len Casson

keeps saying like a man who was very, I'm trying to find this quote, a man who was very big on the internet, Brandon, um, Brandon from 12 year old. What's his name? Oh yes. Yes. Yes. Booger face. No, it's Bruce.

Bruce Allen Walton, also known as Brandon has emerged on the internet as one of the most authoritative figures about alien colonies on earth. He wrote a website called the Omega file. Yeah. I've read some stuff from Brandon. Okay. A lot of stretchy pants, a lot of stretchy pants. And so basically when these, uh, when the ships crashed in Roswell, they, uh, they

were all dead except for one, EB1 that they called and they took them to Los Alamos, uh, the, the, the super secret testing facility and talk with it. He had a little box with him. Apparently what they learned from him is that he wasn't even a scientist on the ship. He was just a mechanic. He had no idea why they were there or what they were doing there. He spoke in high tones, like, very nice, which is again very Clinton, very similar to close encounters, close encounters of the third kind, which, um, according to also, also according

to serpent journey to planet Serpo, Steven Spielberg was given the true story of what happened at Serpo and he wrote that movie as a part of propaganda to get us used to the idea that it's real. Well that's the thing about this, uh, there's lots of stuff, lots of offshoots, good coast to coast about that. And a lot of people are saying, well, did, did, uh, Steven Spielberg take the idea from the government? Uh, was he given all the secrets or did all of these people watch close encounters of

the third kind? And then just write this story really seriously. And I'm going to lead towards the lab report and been on repeat all night. Yeah. Yeah. So the basically how I wish I could go to the movie theaters the same way that they do. They just think it's all real.

It's real. I wish I had that naive. It's beautiful. So, uh, he basically this alien had the, they finally figured out like they had this communication device from the alien ship. They couldn't get inside the alien ship because it made them physically nauseous. One of the scientists said that when they went inside of it, it made him feel like he was taking a rocket ship to hell.

Whoa. That's amazing. And so they basically, he sent five messages back to earth basically saying like we have landed here on earth. All of our, they, they, they, well they gave, they gave the eb, the communication device. He finally figured it out. And they said, you know, all of, all of the dudes here are dead. I'm the last one.

Come get me. And the, and which is obviously like a general just sitting over his shoulders. He's playing with the communication box basically saying like, uh, and the US government wants to do an exchange program with you and some astronauts so they can just send people to you. And they came back and said, yes. And they set up a date 10 years in the future to come show up with the ship and pack all the fucking 12, you know, holiday astronauts into it and send them off to Serpo.

And what a lucky bunch of astronauts they are. So that brings us to 1957. This is 1967. 1967. 1967 is when the, when the program actually started in 2065. Oh, I'm sorry. Because you've got your miss facts wrong because I've got the facts right here in front of me.

I've got an email from the source. Yes. Okay. All this comes from. This is not Brenton. This is a man known as anonymous anonymous anonymous was sending emails to two, I guess it was to Victor Ramirez. There was Victor Ramirez and Bill Ryan who read ran super Serpo.org, but they used to

just be on like message boards on like 4chan. And so they just started getting emails saying like, this is super the, and these are the exact word for word emails. They said that they got, uh, well, the first part of this email, we've covered quite a bit, but let's start with, we have already covered all the Alamogordo stuff, all the Roswell stuff. Let's start with the exchange program. In 1965, we had an exchange program with the aliens.

We carefully selected 12 military personnel, 10 men and two women. They were trained, vetted and carefully removed for the military system. The 12 were skilled in various specialties near the northern part of the Nevada test site. The aliens landed and the 12 Americans left. One entity was left on earth. The original plan was for our 12 people to stay 10 years and then return to earth, but something went wrong.

Yeah. They don't have clocks. That's what they discovered. But at the same time, they set, they set the date. This is what I, this is the first one. The aliens set the date. The aliens set the date to come get them, but they don't have clocks. Yeah.

They have no clocks. They have no actual way of telling time. The humans have no clocks or the aliens have no clocks. The aliens have no clocks. They don't perceive time as we do. And in fact, they seem highly amused at the way we perceive time. It is kind of adorable if you like that much. Yeah.

Cause it's like, it's almost as if someone read Slaughterhouse 5 and took what's up with aliens. Just took elements. Yeah. The space Odyssey. One of those. Yeah. So they're taking a Serpo, which is a giant Adobe.

Like it's a, it's a, it's a Mexican's dream out there. They live in a clay, a bunch of clay huts and it's a double sunned world. All right. Well, before they got to Serpo, I mean, how long is the trip over to Serpo? I mean, I feel like 10 years. Nobody knows because the time pieces didn't work. Yeah. They thought that they estimated that it was going to be 262 days.

Was Doc from Back to the Future driving this fucking ship? I mean, I don't think that he was anywhere involved. I think he was in acting school at the time. Become one of the best actors in American history. Yes. Absolutely. No, but apparently they were kept in these eggs in the, in the thing, in the actual ships and that all they ate was white paste because they couldn't get to their rations.

They apparently packed something like 90,000 pounds of rations into this gigantic ship. And then when they got there. Of what? Rations. Rations. Rations. Rations. Rations.

What happened to you? I always thought it rhymes with Haitians. Rations? I don't know. I'm not a soldier. Rations. I don't know. You know, my military training doesn't show.

Right. But. So all these evens were just eating white paste rations, which makes sense. Funny thing is, I looked at their manifest because apparently Anonymous did get ahold of the manifest. The manifest. Well, you come up after the fact, all this information came from a 3000 page debriefing document that was written by Carl Sagan in 1978.

Was it now? That's where this information came from. It was handwritten by Carl Sagan. I guess he died way long before he was able to reveal the truth. Oh, yes, of course. Well, I mean, they took. This is not the Carl Sagan though. Yes.

It's a different Carl Sagan. No, no, Carl. Yeah. It's Carl Sagan. He runs an entire shop out in Boise. Three days. Yeah. I mean, they took a ton of shit.

They took a lot of clothing. They took 18 hats. Wow. You can't, you know, can't have enough hats because these tiny brown, gray looking things are not like they're not wearing hats. They don't even have wigs. Definitely not. So no sketch comedy on fucking Serpo, I guess.

Sounds like they travel like hipsters going home for Christmas. 18 hats. Who needs 18 hats? 50 different types of footwear. Oh, come on. Got to get your flats. Got to get your ballet flats. 60 pairs of gloves.

Yeah. And then containers of military style sanitary gloves. This is how you, that's how you pack your fingers up your pussy. Oh, yeah. That's actually probably going to be needed. They brought an x-ray machine for fun. Yeah. 1200 food tests.

Here's the funny thing. They brought 1200 food testing kits. But as far as food itself, they only brought 25 prepack containers of sea rations. That's it. 100 prepack containers. Not even a month. 100 items, 100 cases of various canned food items, 7 years worth of vitamins, 100 containers of energy bars and snack items, 1000 gallons of water, 150 military survival food kits,

16 boxes of various alcoholic wines, 150 cases of drinking fluids, chewing gum, lifesavers, and various other miscellaneous food items. So they only brought enough food for two years. They knew they were going for 10. The military didn't even know whether they could actually eat the food on planet Serpo or not. And frankly, they did because there's another side story to this where JFK let this all happen.

JFK gave the green light to let the Serpo program happen because it had already been worked on by the CIA and the OSS before they were the CIA. They worked on it before with the crashed objects that happened in the 1930s. We've been working with aliens since 1922 getting stuff from that. And basically, they let JFK take the fall on it just in case this whole thing was a disaster. But they knew that they had food and shit. And that's why he was assassinated?

That's in the book, too. Is that it? That's just one of the reasons why he was a part. There was a conspiracy to assassinate him. Well, there was a conspiracy to assassinate him. Yeah, that is very true. I agree. Absolutely.

So how did JFK know? We don't even have time to read this interview I have with a caretaker and Ronald Reagan, him describing them reading the transcript of them telling Reagan that this program happened. Well, I'm sure Reagan forgot about it. That's why he had Alzheimer's. They knew you could tell. Reagan's a good guy to tell all your secrets, too. Oh, yeah.

Let's get into the planet itself, the planet Serpo. It was never dark on planet Serpo because of the two suns that were located within the Zeta reticular solar system, which there are other Pleiadian planets in that system. Pleiadian planets come from that, yes, absolutely. And apparently, I believe, no, no, the grades come from Alpha Centauri. Yes. That is correct. Yes, they do.

So how did they know that there was good news? They had to wear sunglasses also 24-7. Oh, wait. I'm sure they all had a supply of sunglasses. Yeah, they had to cover their bodies at all times, even though it was very hot. How did they know? Well, it's much like the Middle East, I suppose. How did they know that they were going to be able to eat the food on planet Serpo, though?

They brought some, I guess. Oh, okay. They didn't really say, you know, they didn't say it. Okay, I just wanted to... There are lots of nuts and bolts missing out of the store. Oh, okay. So far as the food of the ebans, most of it caused them intense constipation. Okay.

And they had to drink the bread-like substance that they gave them. It wasn't exactly bread, but it was bread-like. Okay. And that's what they say about a lot of the food on planet Serpo, is that they had potato-like vegetables. Well, yeah, because they're not technically potato, because they ain't from Earth. Tomato-like substances. The only thing that had no resemblance whatsoever to Earth food was this strange sort of vine

that they would cut down and they would cook and eat. That was not palatable whatsoever. Okay, they didn't like it. To the American stomach. They could not handle that one. They should've brought some edamons up there. They ate a lot of fruit. They did not eat meat.

No, no, because the ebans do not believe in killing animals. No, they don't. So there are animals on planet Serpo. They also drink milk from a tree. Yeah, it's like they cut things out of it. They come, the tree comes out of it and they suck on it. Yeah, it's really great. So there's many animals on Serpo as well.

Oh, animals are my favorite. Yeah, there are animals on Serpo as well. Not hunted, they're just living in total unity and peace, huh? Well, the strangest was the beast, which looked like a large ox. The animal was timid and never seemed to be hostile. Another animal looked like a mountain lion, but had long fur around the neck. This animal was curious, but was not considered hostile by the ebans. Hey, what you doin', huh?

Hey, what you doin'? You play some water? You ever think you should start killing and eating these goddamn annoying animals? I learned not to speak, buddy. Yes. Yes, I sit over here. I sit in my own dookie. You sit in your own dookie?

Yeah. I mean, you think that's appropriate. I hate these things. Yeah. Get out of here. This is the best one, though. Okay. During the expiration of Quadrant 4 of the Southern Hemisphere, the team found a very long and

large creature that appeared to be a snake. This creature was deadly, as explained by the ebans. The head of the creature was large and contained almost human-like eyes. This was the only time our team used their weapons and killed the creature. They called it the McNeely. Ooh, the Holden McNeely. The ebans didn't appear to be upset that the team killed the creature, but they were upset that they used a weapon.

The team brought four 45-caliber Colt handguns and four M2 carbine rifles. They're using 45s on Serpo? Yeah. Oh, my God. Cuffee, come on. What about the laser gun? 1960s. Come on.

Yeah. I mean, I feel like the gun technology needs you. But the ebans don't have any weapons. Yeah, the ebans don't have weapons. However, the Americans brought 24 military handguns, 24 military rifles, six M66 weapons, two M40 grenade launchers, two military 6-millimeter motor tubes with 30 rounds each, 5,000 realians of two, two, three ammunition, 500 rounds of 45 ammunition, and also American rock and roll singer Ted Nugent.

Isn't that something? But no, yeah. The ebans didn't have weapons. They had little smartphone devices that they kept on them at all times that the government, their government, which was just this year, I guess like five elders, would tell them like what to do and what to do every single day. They had these towers in the center of their cities that would measure their sons and they would know what to do each day by where the positions of the sons were.

And it was like, this is when we do business. This is when we hang out with family. Let's go through, what is a daily routine for a, what are they called, serpentonians? No, they are called ebans. We call them ebans. They didn't have a name for themselves. They told the astronauts that they were, that welcome to Serpo, and that's when they learned about the name Serpo.

So you're an ebon, you wake up at eight o'clock in the morning, you got your ebon wife right next year. Yeah, exactly. You guys have loved each other in 30 years. Yeah. Which is the day of the week. They speak in a tonal language. Much like the orcas at SeaWorld, and I watched Blackfish yesterday, you gotta see it.

Don't depress me. Don't go to SeaWorld. Don't bring me down, Bruce. I'm not bringing it down, buddy. But yeah, so there was a part of it too where they gave the ebans English learning tapes so that they can learn our language instead of us learning theirs because we just couldn't figure it out. And they picked ours up.

But apparently they couldn't, they could not speak the letter L, which is, you know, not unlike certain cultures on our, on our, yeah. Well, they didn't replace it with anything. They just said, like, instead of saying, look, they'd say, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. I don't mind that. So did ebans have jobs? Yeah, they like farmers, some of them have to get the big potato-like things, and some of them have to get all the milk, come out of the trees.

Right. Here's what. Right. What eban is as far as government and community goes. There's virtually no crime seen by the team. There was no real form of government, only a system of leaders. They had an army, which also acted as a police force. Okay.

There were regular meetings with each small community. There was one large community, which acted as the central point of the civilization. All the industry was at one large community. There was no money. Every eban was issued what they needed, no stores, no malls, no shopping. Yeah. What Obama wants to happen. This is communism.

Yeah. There were central distribution centers, where ebans went to obtain items of needs, aka FEMA death camps. I agree. No guns. No individual rights. You can't go shopping by the things that you would like to have. Now, all ebans worked in some capacity.

Children were kept very isolated. The only trouble the team members got into was when they attempted to photograph eban children, the army politely escorted them away and cautioned them not to do it again. Yes. And they had a couple of their... Oh, there were death camps very deep inside this government. Well, part of what they did was with the sinister side of serpos, they said they found a genetic mutation sort of center where it's like basically the doctor of their group died

of pneumonia on serpo, and they would not let them see the body. The ebans would not let the other astronauts see the body because they were like, normally we fix our people when they are sick, but we did not have time. So his corpse belongs to us now, and they're like, no, no, we're Americans, damn it. Of course it's belongs to an Uncle Sam. They wanted to bring it back to American soil. They walked in there and they found that they had been messing with his DNA, and they started making clones of him because they basically had a collection of...

I don't trust these ebans one bit. Well, if you're not, they have different agendas than we do. That's the thing. Their agenda is something that we can't even understand. They had a whole room of animals from all over the galaxy being manipulated by ebans scientists. Sounds like we have a Stepford Wife situation going on here as well. But you know what?

They also enjoy the little things. They do. What's that? Because our team, of course, we're Americans. We love our sports. Exactly. Can't be American if you're not swinging a bat in a ball. Believe me, I know.

I got my golf clubs out every weekend. Yes, you do. And I'm beating people with them. Our team brought along softball equipment for sporting activities. They brought softball equipment as well. Again, no food. No food. No, no, no food.

They have enough to play softball. They also brought four Jeeps. Wow. This is a very large spacecraft. Could have filled some of those trunks of the Jeeps with four as well. The ebans would watch the game and laugh out loud, and apparently the ebans laughed out loud and sounded like a high-pitched sound. We should stop being so funny, because when they laugh, it's really killing me slowly.

So they were playing, and eventually the ebans started playing the game, but they just never could catch the ball before it hit the ground. That is goofy. And you know what? They tried to play in football as well, but the ebans just couldn't catch the ball before they hit the ground. Yeah, there's just no Michael Jordan's in that crew. No, there are not.

No even Jordan's. And the team was also allowed to witness births. The team snooping around was able to capture the sexual activity of the ebans. And what was that? What did that entail? The males and females had similar sexual organs and performed intercourse, but it was more like, I've seen that porno, I like that one. And they did have sex both for pleasure and for reproduction.

So the males and the females of the even people, they had similar sexual organs or similar to people. They didn't see them. They literally would like fold out of them. So they were just bumping hands? Oh, they would fold out of them. Yeah, fold out of them there. Yeah.

And so basically, they were on Serpo for 13 years. And there was lots of this. There was like, there was very little controversy on Serpo. They left. So they were having a good time. Yeah, they were just having, there was, there's really not much of the story besides the fact that they were there for accidents. They were supposed to be there for 10, they ended up being there for 13.

I was really impressed in that two people died. Right now we just know the Dodger died. The other one who died, I believe, was an engineer. Yeah, died of like an injury, right? He died of a fall. And this was kind of sweet. They didn't take the same tack with this one as they took with the doctor. This guy fell during some sort of routine maintenance.

His body was all smashed up. The evens took him and they took him to some sort of like medical center and they put some sort of tube into his heart and his heart started beating again. But his insides were so smashed up that they weren't able to bring him back. They kept it, they started getting his heart beating, but they weren't able to bring him back to life. And then after... I think that's exactly what the doctors did for Dick Cheney.

Isn't that interesting? He's a devil. And then after they were unable to save his life, they gave him a traditional Eben funeral. And what did that tell? People screaming and yelling. Oh, I see. That's all that, just a lot of high-pitched yells. So similar.

Laughing the whole way through. So they came back and they were debriefed for like, I guess like literally like 15 years. The last one died in 2002, living in Boca Raton, Florida. Really? The last one died in Florida? But one of them remained behind, one of them stayed on Serpo. Yeah, okay, yeah. So I was under the impression two died and then two stayed behind and then eight came

back. Two stayed behind, two. Yeah, and then eight came back. So I mean, I guess the two that stuck around, I mean, I suppose they just, they enjoyed the utopian-type lifestyle and maybe they really learned to love the tree com or something like that. They don't say any details, but I'm pretty certain they just started fucking Eben's. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I just think that they just stayed to fuck them. And the Eben just looks like the traditional alien, right? Yeah, it looks like what they consider like the short gray, like their short brownish gray, the most famous, the alien eyes, yes, they look like that. The guys stay behind, the reason why any person goes to an exotic location, weird sex. Weird sex. Now this is, so there has been a lot of controversy as to whether or not this whole thing's real

or not. All of this was delivered in anonymous emails. How many was 40, right? Yeah, there was a lot of them. Now what you'll notice is that this, it was originally, it was put on a UFO website where there's apparently filled with like 150, which they called like high level UFO dignitaries. But former CIA, former, all these like former secret op guys. Usually dignitaries don't have like tostitos, liquid cheese on their tides, but.

Yes, but sometimes it's all about someone's brain, it's not about their bodies. Oh, that's right. You know, it's just like how they think, you know. I was being, yeah. And so this started getting leaked, and so they created Serpo.org in order to start individually putting them up. And then Bill Ryan, who's appeared on Kosakosa first talking about it, basically took the website for Victor Ramirez, who first started it, and that's sort of like a blood feud between

them. What do you mean he took it? Like, like it? He just started taking it over and just saying that he was in charge of it. So how do you slowly push out Mr. Ramirez? Oh, it's easy to do. Just by talking shit. Yeah, just saying, just, I'm sure he said like, you know, oh, Victor, you know, you're

not, you're not updating enough. Why don't you give me the admin password? That's exactly what happened. Yeah. Why don't you give me the admin password? I'll take care of all this stuff because I know you're really busy with your Beanie Baby eBay business. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. With what do you got? Your Beanie Baby eBay business. Oh, yeah. No, let me take care of it. There's a lot, you know, because there's a lot of different ways they talk about like debunking it. Big word, you know, that, you know, they are, that it's, that it's a part of a specific

program and that like that, you know, that they are, you know, the time thing was one. The fact that like when Bill Ryan took over the entire format of the emails changed into these diary entries by a captain, if you want to read any selections from that, right? And then after, yeah, sure. This is day one. Oh my. We are ready. Hard to thank.

We finally made it. Time is motivated and calm, final briefing by MTC and MTB, cargo packed in EBE craft might have some problems with guns. We'll be talking to the MVC 899 and 203 will have overall charge of weapons. Yeah. Cause they went as a, that was a big thing about the astronauts is that they were sheep dipped. Yeah.

Sheep dipped, which is it's term that I learned as well. Yeah. I didn't, I've never heard of the term. What is she dipping? I mean, apparently what they did with these people is they took away their names. They gave them three digit numbers. They were all orphans. I see.

That's true. That's not even, they looked for orphans. Yeah. These are all people who had no real connections that they could essentially disappear off the face of the planet earth and wouldn't really be missed. These are the 12 military men that were sent into the circle. Yeah. The 12 military men and women, if you believe that, because some people say that there were

no women. Like Whitley Striper wants to say that women couldn't do it. There's a great, the coast to coast episode about this. He is a total douche, by the way. He tells a story about how he was, but quite frankly, I don't think they could have handled the environment. Yeah. It's women and he doesn't believe that they, they would have been able to handle it.

He told a story on coast to coast about how he was giving a book, you know, he's doing a little book speech and somebody comes up to him and was like, I was abducted by aliens and Whitley like laughs and then the guy comes and whispers into his ear, he said, so he thought he heard Serpico and he laughed and laughed. And then 25 years later, he gets an email about Serpo from a man named Serpico. That was the whole thing. Was it from a man? It was, it was a man's, the man's code name was Serpico.

He could have just said Serpo, but it's safe. Yeah. And he's like, and now it all comes together and it's like, no, that's not, his detail was the man pushed his lips against his forehead and didn't say the word. He just like thought it into his head. The one that I heard, he heard it. So I think he might be changed this story. Yeah.

Whitley Striper is, he is insane. So there's a lot of controversy. Some people are just saying it's plain old made up. No, no, no, no, no, no doubters, haters. My favorite, my favorite supporting of saying it's real is that people like Bill Rine role being like, it would take a sci-fi genius to come up with the details on this story. Another one of my, this is at best mediocre sci-fi. It's 60 pages long.

It is. favorite things about these individuals. Of course, mathematically, it doesn't add up as far as all the numbers, as far as like CERPO. None of it does. But this, for them, proves that it's real. Because if the government made it up, then it would have worked out perfectly.

Absolutely. But the fact that the numbers don't add up proves that it actually exists. Yeah, and the same thing we were talking about, where like, you know, yeah, it's the same. Which is insane. All the math is wrong about, like, it's the way it spins around its thumbs

and stuff like this. Yeah, it's because it's a different galaxy. So yeah, they've got different rules. And in fact, there's one full page of, I guess, refutation emails when it, as you said, really goes off the rails. It goes somewhere in the 20 to 33rd email. They start getting into personal attacks onto each other.

And they're talking about what's right and what's wrong about the math. And it's these long pages and pages of just garbage, all this supplemental material. I'll put up the website on the Facebook page. Yeah, put the website up. But okay, real quick. Here's some of the, here's some of the Q and A.

Like, cause I'm sure all of you have a lot of questions. A lot of the same questions that we have. We have, yeah. But thankfully, Serpo.org has given us a Q and A. Oh yes, that's right. They've given us answers to all of our questions. Question, what do the evens look like? Answer, not clarified.

Not clarified. This data has not yet been released. That's fine. Okay, cool. Classified, good to know. Why, if you read the manifest, you saw that they took electric heaters. Why did they take electric heaters

to a very warm planet? As we all know, Serpo to be has two suns. Yeah, it runs from 94 degrees to 150 degrees every single day, very warm. Oh, I could go for that right now, by the way. It's freezing here. It's cold here. We could go for another sun here on Earth.

I'll tell you that. Why did they take them? Why? Not clarified. Not clarified. Okay, we'll have to say that. They may not have known the temperature. It may have been routine military planning

to prepare for anything. It could have been their lucky heaters. Yeah, exactly. Why did they take 9,000 pounds of supplies, but no microscope? Sure, yeah, that's a good question. They took three telescopes. And a couple of monocles, I heard.

Yeah. Not clarified. Not clarified. Okay, but we just don't know yet how. Good telescopes would have been necessary to make accurate astronomical observations. Do you see more like questions and questions? Yeah, they're just questions.

Very little answers. It's just like, let's list the questions we all have. They had access to an energy device, which automatically provided the proper current and wattage. But their clock stopped because they had no batteries. Why did they not rig this device up to the clock at 4.5 volts and three amps? Well, you saying I'm a liar?

Not clarified. Not clarified. I feel like that's the answer that Bill Ryan and all these people have always been, oh yeah, so I'm a liar then. You might be. You might just be an imaginative person. Well, okay, going back though real quick

before we end up here, when they came back, the eight astronauts, they came back to Earth. They died of radiation poisoning as well. That's what they said they died of cancers. That's interesting. Because they were at a very high level of radiation. 15 years of debriefing. What did we learn?

Did they give us? This is what we learned. This is it. This was put together. So the end of the game was this whole thing. But they didn't give us any secrets of life. They didn't give us any major technologies. They said that they were spiritual like us.

And that they were searching for a higher entity like we were. Okay, so we're not getting drone technology from them? No, part of this is a thing called zero technology from these people. So what was the point of this trip? It's like going abroad, you know? It's just, what did they go learn a different language? They didn't try to fuck a French shit?

You eat some cheese, you have some sex, you know? So the whole point of this was just to go abroad. Yeah, just to hang out. It's an exchange program. When we said one of our kids did journey. No, but they come back with information and look at different culture. The true exchange already happened.

We got their technology so that we could beat the anti-gravity disc that the Nazis had. Yeah. And also we got Wi-Fi. And a part of the reason why this whole got, so I have a couple last things to wrap up. The DIA that released this apparently, the defense, I believe it's called the Defense.

The Defense Information Act. The Defense Information Act. Come back so much. JFK started the DIA in order to counteract the CIA because he felt the CIA were working basically outside of the president. So he was proven right, by the way. He was proven right.

But he said that the DIA is now, which is true, which is like the whole point of it was supposed to be, I believe it's called the Defense Intelligence Agency. Sure. They, I'm sorry. He's just coughing up a ham and ham-filled croissant over here. I'm sorry.

You gotta dip it more in that coffee of yours. Well, apparently, so this is a team of DIA people I'm putting it for because the DIA wants there to be transparency in the intelligence world. And that's what this is for. I, which I truly now believe, after reading this book and reading this in the response to this, honestly, I think that this is a genuine piece of disinformation.

I think that this is purposefully put to- These people are not even remotely intelligent enough. No, no, no, no. They are not a part of the conspiracy. They got this anonymous guy, which they, there's several people that have been identified as anonymous, which is a guy named Rick Doty. There's another guy named Mr. X.

And another guy that, like these are the, Rick Doty was a guy who was a security guard for the Pentagon, who saw some shit, apparently, he came out. But I genuinely believe that there are, there are real facts about, you know, our engagement with aliens. And I believe that we have talked to the aliens.

I am pretty certain of it. What do you wanna say to the aliens right now? I wanna say, bring me another ham and cheese croissant because daddy be cravings. Mm-hmm. I think they're gonna let you do it though. This could have been written, like they said, there's no way anyone could have done this.

This could have been written by a moderately talented- I could have done this. Creative writing. You just asked me questions, and I can make up answers to the questions. I do improv. That's what you do. You just make up things.

They were not improv-y. But I really believe- I mean, no way answers. It's a Robert Heinle novel. Like, this is like- Sure. Stranger in a strange land, pretty much. All right, Strangers in a strange land.

But I truly do believe that there are truths that are mixed into stuff like this, and that's why I like- There are no truths in this. No, not with this program, but this is the idea that that's where there's so many spelling errors. It's supposed to make the people look stupid.

They are stupid. Yes, they are stupid. But I think that's the problem is that it's just so obviously stupid, and so pushed forward that it's like- The government can't do anything, and I guarantee you they did not do this. I just, I have my theories.

Let him have his theories. I'll let him have his theories. He's gonna be the subject of last podcast though. So sad. Do you know the truth? Holy Christ. All right, we gotta get out of here, but that's an initial episode on Serpo.

Perhaps we'll come back and touch base with it again. I'm gonna put up the website on the Facebook page. Fucking just do it. And of course, you know, check out the last podcast on the left Facebook page. Join up. Holy Christ, man. We're having so much fun.

100 new followers. But people put more and more fun stuff up there every day. That's right, and thank you forever. I love the Frenchman who jumped off the Eiffel Tower and just immediately plummeted to his death because he thought he created a parachute jacket. That's a brilliant video. So thank you.

Also, the video of the dude committing suicide like seven different ways. Well, that's a fake one. Yeah, I know, it was fun though. It was great. I was happy that it was fake, for sure. And don't forget about our next live show on December 28th. That's right.

I'm not going home. I think I hear Santa. Hello. No, I don't. Oh, no, he's, oh, he died of a fucking heart attack. If you thought the last show wasn't gory enough for you, we've got some wonderful footage that involves how Jesus died.

Yeah, it's gonna be great. It was bad. True footage, the Filipinos take that shit series. They should've changed his name to Art, after doing what they did to him. You know that story? Indeed, yes. That joke, that old joke?

Sure. A man with no arms, no legs, nailed to a wall. What do you call it? Art. Art, that's fine. You never see that? What do you call him? What do you call him?

What's his name? Art. That's fine. Art. Yeah, you, that's fine. It doesn't matter. Yes, and yeah, December 20th, I'm not going out of town for Christmas.

I'm here. Yeah, I'm going to Florida. We're all here. What's so? December 28th. What, what's his name? Hail Satan. Hail Satan.

Hail Satan, everybody. Now put up this stuff about Serpo, go ruin your life. Hell of yourselves. Again, my ghost relations.