Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 114: The Bridgewater Triangle

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

This one's got everything: Bigfoot, aliens, cryptozoological creatures, ghosts, Indian burial grounds, haunted asylums, haunted prisons and Satanic Ritual murders, all within a 200 square mile area in Massachusetts called The Bridgewater Triangle.

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started What was that Is this what we're gonna start the show with Henry's this phone on the table Get your phone off the table Henry. All right, welcome to the show. That's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben Kissel. All right Oh, yeah, what is it? What is that? Oh, yeah, it's like if chili could speak Combination of Santana and

Robert Jameson, what's his name? Matchbox 29 Rob Thomas Rob Thomas, which band was he was in matchbox 27 matchbox 20. That's right the 20 Yeah, I saw live with everclear. That's a hell of a concert That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah, I can't believe you did that. Did you become a man that day? And I got little sprouts on my balls That's good Marcus firehouse open well speaking of Firehouse, oh, no, I haven't thought about firehousing forever

Light house is that the same as the song with the the the hanging on emotion. Yeah, that's firehouse That's great. Oh, that's the worst. Well, that's the most horrific thing. We're gonna talk about today All right, this makes me think of firehouse subs, man, I get sick every time I eat there You were always one for firehouse One degree away from a sandwich thought that's phenomenal. Well speaking of horrifying things today We're gonna discuss the bridgewater triangle. Well, first of all, I want to say it's so good to be back in the studio It's nice to have you back here. I remember the seat. It still has the dense for my ass cheeks

Yes, it does. I know that it's like a memory foam. It's a memory foam chair. It's steel. Yeah It's a steel chair. That's not supposed to bed. No, it's so nice to feel at home. Yes All right, well, don't make yourself that comfortable Jesus all right bridgewater triangle bridgewater triangle. I it is it's a brand new Paranormal spot. Well, it's basically brand new as of the 1970s Um, it is a triangle that is 200 miles. I don't know what the term is 200 square miles Yeah, that that is the dead center of Massachusetts based upon this place based around a central location called the hakamak swamp

Hakamak, Hakamak, Hakamak. That's not Hebrew. It's not. No, that's indian. Oh, indian It's from the wampanoag tribe. Yeah, the mongolonka chunka tribe. Yeah. Well, that's all the way from, you know Santa classy Montenegro, I don't know where indians are from. They're from here. They're from Massachusetts. Yeah And this is an it's an incredible paranormal hot spot that has been known A crazy amount of sightings of UFOs bigfoot other cryptos zoological creatures the thunderbird gigantic snakes It's a real buffet, huh? It's a real buffet Ghosts we it's kind of amazing and and then best of all satanic murder satanic murders and regular murder just murder

Of all kinds both kinds of murders, huh regular and regular So all of these events tend to take place around this swamp And I think the swamp is the is the breeding ground for all this the swamp and falls river forest Yes, they say that there's a lot of and that that greyhound there's a greyhound racing track that they've seen a number of ghosts And it's really strange because it's in the middle of what is necessarily like a very inhabited spot But it's it's another sort of it's a it's kind of like Stonehenge It's kind of like there's another place in Vermont called the Bennington triangle which people go disappear in all the time

There's like 10 documented disappearances that happen in Vermont and it's just really just make a triangle anywhere. You can't Yeah I want to see a crazy rectangle. This is how you sell a new paranormal hotspot. You gotta give it a thing You call the gates of hell. You call it the framing ham trapezoid. I don't know the haunted parallelogram I would never go to a haunted parallelogram. That's awful. I want to get mud on your shoes I want to go to this greyhound though and bet on all the ghost dogs. That'll be amazingly fun We should do it We'll just get into huge fights over which ghost dog won because there were no actual ghost dogs and you just have to claim victory first

All right That's good So let's just start with some history of the area. It's kind of me. So I heard this on coast to coast There's a new documentary that's coming out about it called the bridge water triangle Um, the only way you can see it is that you have to pay for a ticket that is a live stream of the live show that they show the movie at It's it's stupid just as simple as that Just download the movie just put out so I could download it

But I there was an interview with the man named Christopher Pittman who is another paranormal researcher who? Basically helped define everything that's going on in the triangle He categories it out and we're gonna kind of hit you with the wave of information today. That's great All right, Marcus. Well, uh, what do we want to start with first? Well, it starts with king phillips war way back in the 1700s Many people say that this was the most brutal and bloody indian war in the entire frontier No, this is really where like the evil got shat into the swamp, right? But technically it started before that like the hakamak swamp is known as devil swamp

Right, isn't that what it means? Well, you know and um and click a lackey. Whatever the name of the blacky Whatever is the name of their language the name of an oregon wampano again Wampano again. Well now the uh, the indians they called it a place of spirits It was the white man who named it the devil swamp. Well, absolutely because we're better with branding You know that is the thing look at nike, you know In wampano again, it was translated to place where spirits dwell. Yeah. Yeah spirit apartment building Which is another thing it's kind of like 227, but it's just dead indians Right, that's very nice the way that rolls off your tongue and you get a certain joy of saying the words dead

In indian well in the course of this war there were It's an indian an indian and the course of this war There was an amazing amount of brutality happening on both sides you had people being skinned you had Corpse mutilation you had plenty you had people with their arms hacked off you had the worst shit But at the final and that was just Easter weekend Any young men so at the end of the war though the whole world ended with the Uh death of king phillip which king phillip was a name that they gave that the white men gave to Wow, they really gave him a white name

They didn't phillip is the whitest of all the names. Well, yeah, it's like all the slaves we we brought over and started calling them You know like drysdale and and Tucker yes This is my house slave macintosh He would go on to become a computer. We literally used his bones for parts of a computer The computer didn't work, but it was also scary to look at Yes, yes, so mission accomplished So phillip was finally killed by john alderman who was what they call a praying indian

Meaning that he was a race trader uh and had converted to jesus and had hooked up with this famous indian hunter named captain Benjamin church now they also the the way they found them they found them deep inside the hawkamax swamp because the idea Was that they knew that the white man was scared of going in there and they'd be like oh white man never come and hunted swamp There's a stupid white man. They don't know we have barbecues in here Have a good time in this swamp, right? Right? You don't know this is a vacation spot for us and they're oh here they come Boom he gets shot right in the chat. I told you to stop playing bad company so loud In the boom box Well, it's not a party without some bad company, huh? Well the white man has come for truly. We are now in bad company

You could out of here on the one you are too funny you are too funny for me I mean these are very very funny indian jokes Very good. So after king phillip was killed his body was beheaded and dismembered. They quartered him Uh, they picked four nearby trees and they tied four they cut his body into four pieces and tied A part of his body onto four different trees. The hand was chopped up. It was given to alderman as a trophy And that trophy yeah, it's a great thing at parties where he'd be like nice to meet you and hand it out And he'd just be the dead hand and he'd pull it out of his sleeve Another funny joke now he actually did kind of do stuff like that what he did is he took the hand

He preserved it in a bottle of rum and he'd take it around to uh taverns And he would allow the owners to display it in exchange for free drinks That's perfect. Yeah. Well, there's that one. I'm sure the people took sips of this rum as well There's that one. Oh the toe. Oh, yeah the toe rum where you got to touch your lip to the dead toe And then I guess you get a more rum No, this is so he did all that basically to scare the population to because the idea is that this was during like Before america was started they were like clearing out america clearing out native americans so that we could build condos Well by the time nice little history that you just before america was started

They were clearing out native americans so we could build condos daddy tell me more about america All right now native americans were these human roaches that used to live here before white people got here Now daddy, why did I get an F in my history class? I told you what you said It's a liberal media run school a dream child. They said you were racist Well by the time that this whole all of this started most of this tribe Most the indians in this area had already been wiped out by smallpox and in fact all of these operations It was essentially a cleanup operation and even with their dwindled numbers. They still almost kicked the shit out of us Yeah, because the white people are just we're scared. Yeah in general and as soon as you start going like

Oh You know like they're gonna like get into the swamp. It's that's scary I want to go there because you see pictures of a hawkamawk swamp and it's true It's it is a nearly untouched piece of prehistoric landscape There's like they said that they found there, you know another piece of history there is that a recent Excavation found bodies that are rumored to be 8,000 years old It was a burial ground. It was a sacred place. That's not possible. What the earth is only 6,000 years Oh lord, so uh, that would be an impossibility to find an 8,000 year old body, but and they still find bones in this swamp all the time

It's bones in the swamp bones in the swamp Yeah, so it's just it's just a swamp that's full of people bones. It's just it is a it is a Gigantic like bathtub full of spirit goop. Yeah, all right And they yeah, and as far as scaring the indians go after they killed king phillip. They put his head on a spike Okay, they carried the head throughout the town parading it and in fact they also cut other people's heads off Cut other people's heads off and they displayed the head of king phillip on the on the gates of a fort and it remained there for 25 years at the very least cool, and so after all this of course

It's how i knock on the door you grab the jaw boat and you go Hey, how you doing? You're like, ah, you still got it, dude. You just like, you encourage your friend to push his nose, and then you're like, ding dong. Ding dong. That used to be a guy. That was a person, yeah.

Now he feels like his flesh is like rotting off the bone. That's what it is. No, he's quite a pulled pork up there. Well, this is going to be great. So speaking of trophies, the biggest trophy that they took from King Philip was his wampum belt. Now, there's a lot of people. This is not real stuff.

This is true. What's the wampum belt? This is all true. So Aniwan, his second command, when King Philip was murdered, basically he kept the insurgents going, and Aniwan was finally discovered and murdered. And so his wampum belt that he had, that was basically the wampum belt told the story of their entire tribe.

I see. And there's a lot of people who believe that this wampum belt disappeared, and that because it's gone, that's why this activity's been taking place in the Bridgewater. So it's a belt that continues to tell the story that it's going, do you gain weight with the history? No, no, no. These people were skinny.

These people didn't wear clothes. They didn't even need belts. All right, it was just like wearing a homecoming sash. Are you Native American, Henry, because you're describing yourself? Yes, I wish I was, because then I'd be at home. That's a bacon sash. I could live in a tent, you know? I got feathers on my head.

You'd be like, oh, this sweat lodge is so hot. And they're like, it's the winter and it's freezing. You're just morbidly obese. It's just good to get the toxins out. You're the only one sweaty. But a really fun story that was during the making of the Bridgewater Triangle, they were talking to this man named Joseph DiBondre. DiBondre.

Let me get his name correct. Joseph DiAndrade. Basically, they were speaking with Joseph DiAndrade, who heads up this paranormal research center in Massachusetts that's been studying the Bridgewater Triangle. And they were talking about the wampum belt, and he was just like, yeah, there's like some talk that maybe if this wampum belt is returned to the Bridgewater Triangle,

all the activity will stop here, and then the whole power of the set shut off. Like all the lights blew out. And so they're like, okay, they replaced all the batteries, and then they started the interview again, and he's just like, so maybe we should be working on finding that wampum belt and bringing it back to this triangle as if he was talking to Anna-Wan, and the lights went back out again.

And like right after they changed batteries, it's a cool thing. It is a cool thing. No, I'm not looking at you like it's not real. I'm not even suspecting that it's not real. I mean, there's no way that this was a micro-budget like documentary being made by a bunch of half-wits. I mean, I kind of want to see the Energizer Bunny like, you know, draw his way past the set.

The only problem is that the belt has long been lost. They say it was lost at sea. They were sending it back over to the King of England at the time. As soon as I bust that belt, I just toss it in the ocean. And they say that this theory is why there's so many instances of depression, insanity, suicide, murder, tragic car incidents, drownings, all kinds of horrible things, very real-life horrible things happen in this area.

But we're not going to get to those just yet. No, those are the good ones. Those are the good ones. That is the juicy. So let's even just begin where, so this place is a hotspot for every single thing we cover. Everything that we cover, it appears in the Bridgewater Triangle. It's kind of amazing.

So I'll start with, so UFOs. Now, if you've listened to this podcast long enough, I mean, you probably have a personality issue. But you also know by now that what we've learned is that in spots like this, there's often, there's many kinds of activity. Where there's elves, there's UFOs. Where there's, you know, Stonehen, there's UFOs. Where there's, you know, the pyramids with the gigantic,

you know, galactic batteries built by aliens. You're going to see UFOs, of course, because they're going to be charging the shit there. You know what I mean? That's where the wireless energy comes from. Sound technology. There's a lot of stuff. There's a whole bunch of real things out there. But the first documented UFO sighting of the Bridgewater Triangle

took place in May 10th, 1760. It's 10 o'clock in the morning now. Oftentimes they said they saw a sphere of fire. Would you have a lot in the Bridgewater Triangle? Which again, I mean, they talk a lot about, you know, like there is the truth to swamp gas because there's a lot of sediment and dead bodies that are all in the bottom of the swamp. The swamp gas is a gas that makes you trip balls basically.

It basically either makes you trip balls or it ignites in the air because of that electricity in the clouds. Like in the beginning of storms, basically farts will come out of the swamp and then it will just set on fire in the night. And so I'm like, oh, it's a alien. Right. Yeah. And that's weird. Or, yeah. Or it's real. Or it's an alien. So in 1760. Who are we to judge?

We're not judging type people. I ain't no Judge Judy. That's right. Until we become Judge Judy, then we can't judge. So according to historical records, a UFO emitted light bright enough to cast a shadow in the bright sunlight. They'll sound made by the object, oddly enough, was heard sooner at the middle of the course than it was at the beginning. Isn't that something?

It's just, that's a 1760 UFO sighting. But I feel like a lot of those, because they're like, I feel like in the 1760s, there were even more blasé about seeing UFOs because they were just like, it's God's fingernail. You know, subretarded. It's just some dumb answer. But it's been happening forever and ever. There is two undertakers were driving a cottage from West Bridgewater in 1908 to the center of Bridgewater

when the incident occurred shortly after 3 a.m. They described the object as looking like an unusually strong lantern about two and a half feet in diameter, illuminating a large object resembling a balloon bag. They watched it for at least 40 minutes, which is a long time to watch a balloon bag. It is a long time. What is a balloon bag? That's just a balloon, right? I just want to, you know, see the guy who was talking to his wife

and he's like, you wouldn't believe it, honey. I put a lantern on a stick and now it's way up there in the sky and it's illuminating a larger area than we've ever illuminated before. Undertakers are freaking out! They're freaking out! They think it's an alien. By the way, a Google balloon bag and apparently it's a bag to carry balloons. Not just a clever name.

Perfectly put together. That's great. So this is the first sight in 1760. That was 1760 and then, no, this was 1908. This is 1908. A couple of undertakers saw this. They watched it for 70 minutes. The old one newspaper reported that all of the balloons in which ascensions are made in this state were accounted for.

Not a lot to do. This is a time where people, yeah, you were counting balloons in the sky because hot air balloons was like taking the train. A dangerous way to get it from place to place because you're just in a basket with some drunk shooting flames into a giant balloon. You know what I mean? That, to me, is really scary. That is insane.

We already trust the people that we trust to drive our trains, you know, largely, you know, the recently hospitalized. Absolutely. So, I mean, there's a lot of trust. Undereducated and overtired. So it really started bursting in the 1960s. Of course, UFOs, the whole country was UFO crazy, especially after Roswell.

And then this was also the same time as Mothman. The 1960s. The World War, the worlds was coming out and things like this radio was really playing in there. That was in the 1930s. Yeah. That's a long before this. Long before.

This has been, well, this is the 50s. You just kind of look at all history like a big drunk blur. You just think that. It is sort of a drunken painting. But no, I mean, in the grand scheme of time, Henry. It's true. I would not say that 20 years is a very long amount of it.

It's true. There's just so many. There are many, many UFO sightings. But here's another one. So here's a bunch in a row. Two huge UFOs were seen landing near Route 44 in Tonton in December 1976. And we'll learn about Tonton.

We'll get to Tonton. That had a crazy, insane, insane asylum. That was totally haunted. No, I don't believe it. I know. It's kind of crazy. You know, they're so peaceful. Yeah.

March 23, 1979, two newsmen from WHDH saw an object shaped like a home plate on a baseball diamond amid a mysterious green substance at the junction of Route 24 and 106 also in Tonton. In January, 1991, a green flying disc was seen in bridgewater moving slowly and silently in an altitude of about 50 feet, illuminating a large area with a powerful spotlight.

You see this over and over again. A lot of times, which you hear a lot in UFO sightings, where they saw two objects go up in the sky, merge together, shoot back apart, spit droplets of light out of themselves, and then shoot up into the sky. And look, there's a lot. They said that, like, you know,

people seeing, like, red lights doing geometrical patterns, you know, just kind of doing crazy shit, and just people were like, blinds don't move like that. They all say, I mean, you don't know. You don't know how planes move. Well, we know how planes move. You see, but, you know, what about a special plane?

Yeah, what about like a... That's a UFO. That's true. That is actually true. Yeah. We're talking about government special planes, though. Government? Yeah.

Government. Oh, government. No, government. Government. Oh, I see. That's the secret government that they don't want us to know about. It's the government.

We all say shadow government, but the government calls it the government. Because they're making the rules that the rule players have to follow. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Because, yeah, this guy is, yeah,

a 20-year-old George LeCase saw a UFO in his hometown, Bridgewater. According to the local newspaper, the Sunday Enterprise, LeCase saw a distant red light. He stated, it was moving all around. It was moving in shapes. Blinds don't move.

That's all they do. That's a good boy. That's all they do. About that. But that's just so, you know, there's nothing specific. No one got raved, it seems like. No.

There's no aliens finger-popping anybody. Well, it's not. It never happened. You know, that's the evidence we're looking for. Yeah, nobody. But countless UFO sightings. It's a hotspot for it.

And the other thing, it's a major hotspot for, is Yield Bigfoot. Yeah. Also known as the Boston Ape Dickhead. I don't know what the actual term is. The Boston Ape Dickhead. Yeah.

Yeah. I've heard him describe that way. I'm really afraid a lot of these sightings were just Ed Larson from when we were doing shows in Boston. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Just wandering over there.

Because he's always, like, looking over and just like, I saw a bear man. And he was sucking on a natty light and talking about all the almond brothers. Yeah. It's like Ed Larson. It's like he couldn't have been a man

because he was too much bearer to be a man. Well, this does seem like an area where a sasquatch would hang out, though. These swamp plans. I guess so. Woody. Very many places to hide. It's ancient and deep.

And it's very hard to get through. And here's a similarity I've noticed as far as swamp apes goes that a lot of swamp apes, much like the swamp apes in Florida, the smell of a skunk accompanies them. Yeah, they all say real stinky. They say the swamp apes are stinky apes.

Yeah, it's the stinkiest of all the apes. This has been happening over and over. In 1970, many people saw a hairy seven foot tall monster, Ben Kessel. That's fun. That's a funny little joke, though. He's not hairy. I'm not that hairy.

Yeah, that's the problem. It's sometimes standing upright, but sometimes running off on four legs. Footprints were found in the mud and for two days and nights, Bridgewater Police in Massachusetts state police with attack dogs staged a hunt for a giant bear,

even though bears have been extinct in the area for a long time, because it killed them all. Yeah. I mean, you know, this would be the time to go commit some petty crimes. You know, all the local law enforcement are looking for a fucking skunk ape.

Yeah, there's so many people. Many years ago, hunting a man in 1978 shot an animal that looked like a bear after the shot. The boy and his uncle heard a cry that seemed half animal and half human, like, oh! Yeah, that's about right.

Oh! Ow! Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! We shot a man dog bear. Is that a man dog bear?

Yeah, you never know. And they found him. They found bloody hair out in this. But one of my favorite sightings was two police officers. I'm just trying to find the year for this. Two police officers, I believe, was in 1971 were sitting in their car

outside of the Hockmuck Swamp doing paperwork. And literally, they felt the whole paperwork. Paperwork. They were blowing one each other. They were blowing each other, smoking joints, drinking whiskey.

It was 1971. Exactly. I mean, it was all just about being around, having a good time. The point of having these mustaches is if we don't blow each other. But they literally felt the whole car lift up. Boom, boom, boom.

They turn around and they saw just an animal just like, look at him and go like, and then run back in the forest. You know, they're like, these damn skunk apes bears are playing around with our police. We're going to give them a ticket. I can't do a Boston accent.

That's why I keep sliding back into the south. Yeah. Fasten. They skate bass. They run down. Boy, I gotta give them a ticket. That's just a bad Ted Kennedy. That's awful.

Oh, yeah. Come here. They're big foot. He comes and he plays with my police car. I'm going to give him a summons. Is that good Boston? No. No.

It's terrible. Am I not going to be in Goodwill Hunting 9? No, no, no. I don't even think they're going to make it. They're not going to go past 7. Don't worry about it. You're going to be just fine. Yeah.

So the Sasquatch shook up their car a little bit, which seems like a, the one thing about the Sasquatch, he just seems to be a friendly giant, doesn't he? He really does. No reported death. What they say a lot of times is with Bigfoot. It's like, there's another story of Bigfoot stealing a guy's fish.

That's fun. Yeah. The guy, he like found a fish. He looked up. He said, he said, something kept following me and all new was big. So I took the boat down a small creek to a dry hill and kept moving. That was Joe Baker. You know, it's like, and then Joe Baker, it's like, saw it.

He saw it. He finally said, it was a shadowy heck of a giant. I know it wasn't a human because when I passed by me, I could smell it. Smell like a scum, musty and dirty. I thought I heard busty and nutty, but maybe I just have it jacked off in a while. That's all you want.

Tell me more about busty and nutty things. If you saw that in an about me and go keep it, you'd be like, you Amanda are going to be my wife. Yes. Yeah. And then there's a lot of other Christological, Christodilogical. Cryptozoological.

Christozoological. We have. We have. We have. We have. Including giant birds, thunderbirds, flapping around. What's this thunderbird all about? I had a card.

It's just a big bird. It's a huge bird. It's a big fire or anything like that. No, some people say that they could be pterodactyls. Their wingspans are about eight to 12 feet long. It could be something like much like the Loch Ness Monster. Like an ancient bird. Or like an ancient bird.

And as we all know, the birds did descend from the dinosaurs. Yeah. So it's quite possible. There are big birds. Yeah. A condor is quite large. A condor is very big. Yeah.

Something could have gotten caught there. You know, there's the sightings of watching thunderbirds fight each other in the sky. And then there was another one. Are there any cryptozoologists that camp out there on a regular basis? I mean, this seems like the place. They did for this documentary. Okay. And they said they saw nothing.

Okay. You know, but it's just hard. They hide. You know, they can sense cameras. I mean, the fact that they saw nothing proves that they exist. I mean, I think we all know that. There's no doubt about it. And then there's also stories of giant red-eyed dogs.

There's a story of the 1970s, again, of a giant red-eyed dog spotting, killing horses outside of a farm. This is, again, all of this stuff is pretty much directly in the center of this triangle. Like there's stuff that happens, like, because they, you know, again, everyone always argues about what the actual boundaries of the triangle is, and it's pretty much all, like, right around the Hakamak swamp. Right. You see this shit constantly.

Giant snakes. It's just strange. There's a lot of weird things going on. Like, weird ape creatures. There's, like, weird, like, they were talking about another weird creature called the Puk-Mudgy that they think. Puk-Wudgy. The Puk-Wudgy.

You're messing up all these easy-to-say names. Henry, what's wrong with you? Come on, cryptozoological Puk-Wudgy. What's hard about this? And Puk-Wudgy is a two-foot-tall Indian man, like, Indian in the cupboard. It's like Indian in the cupboard. What they do is they're mischievous little men that run around

and all make you commit suicide, and they're like, fuck with you. Like, because they're talking about this, this is a number of unexplained suicides in the Hakamak swamp. There's this ridge where they also see this ghost woman there all the time. Dude, has anybody seen Captain, what is it, and that's not Captain Phillips, General Phillips? General Phillips?

What's the, what's this Phil, this Phil guy? Wow. King Philip. King Philip, yeah. Has anybody seen him? No, no, he's not around. They see Anna-Wan. Anna-Wan Rock that he supposedly haunts.

Oh, okay. And there's another place called Dighten Rock. Dighten Rock is particularly interesting because it's... Let me finish Puk-Wudgy and then we'll go into Dighten Rock, which is, there's so much shit in the Bridgewater Triangle. And we haven't even gotten to the Satanic murders yet. Which is even, which is the good stuff. Yeah.

That's the creamy. It's the creamy center of the Bridgewater Triangle. It's good to start with a nice 40 minutes and not the good stuff. And then we'll squeeze in the good stuff in the final three minutes. No, it's just crazy that it all happened in one spot. The Puk-Wudgy would go around and then they go like, eh, you got big tits. And they're like, what'd you say?

And then you go, yeah. And they're like, runs behind the cows. They were like, I was watching an episode, this like, this documentary thing of like, independent ghost hunters, like, searching for Puk-Wudgies. And it was just this woman with no teeth-spoken cigarette. She's like, that damn Puk-Wudgy came up. He tugged on my dress, ran behind the house,

all giggling like it's the funniest joke he ever did. I just think that it was a child. It was just a little boy with the big nose and big fingers, big ears, smooth gray skin. Some of the Puk-Wudgies are described as smooth and gray. There was one man who said that he saw a four foot tall creature with a pot belly, big eyes, and the face of a chipmunk. Oh, that's kind of adorable.

A little Davido-type. You see, it sounds adorable in description. It would be adorable in a cartoon, but in real life, that's terrifying. Well, I mean, the thing just going like, They're just joking around though, lifted up skirts and things like that. Hey there, let me ask, am I the tiniest Indian you've ever seen? Oh, I gotta be going, that's my time.

That was insane. You are the tiniest, and he's gone. Alright, I couldn't even answer. He's Puk-Wudgies! Puk-Wudgies. I feel like we could do a whole episode on Puk-Wudgies because a lot of people would say that Puk-Wudgies all over the country, but we see that it's just another part of the, it also reminds

me of Melonheads. Right. It's a good thing to call a Native American to get him mad. No, that's not, don't never, never call a Native American a Melonhead. Jesus. No, a Pukwajee. No. Oh, a Pukwajee.

Get out of here, you thieving Pukwajee. Jesus. I don't even know why it's offensive, but I have to say that it is. I'm a lawyer. Well, that's the problem. What are these Pukwajees though? They do seem similar to trolls and elves and things like that. No.

Again, another weird mystical story. There's a really, I guess I could read the folklore of where they come from, but it's long Native American. Maybe we'll dedicate a whole episode of Pukwajee. Yeah, yeah, we'll get back to Pukwajee and even Native American folklore is fucking great. You keep stepping into another area of the paranormal that the Bridgewater Triangle has. And there's also Dytan Rock, which is covered in petroglyph.

Some people say that what is written on this rock could be as far back as thousands of years ago. Like Portuguese explorers, Chinese explorers. The conspiracy theory that the Chinese found America first, and I guess set off fireworks here. I don't know what they did here. Maybe they just didn't want to commit genocide. Yeah, they landed here and they were like, oh, these people are living here.

We can't live here. We're going to go back to our beautiful continent. Yeah. So now we're at the Creamy Center. What did you have for lunch, by the way? What did you have for lunch? Maza cakes. I had cakes made from masa and chorizo.

Anyone from me. Wonderful question, Ben. I'm glad we stopped the entire show and derailed the flow of everything to ask Henry what he had for lunch. These are always compelling questions that always elicit quite emotional answers from Henry. Let's get to this Creamy Vanilla Center. Yes.

So the murders of the bear, now we get into the real life shit. We get into murders. We get into satanic cults. We get into insane asylums. We get into prisons, there is so much. He's sweating. Marcus is sweating. He is.

Visibly sweating. Here's just a few of the recent crimes that's been in Bridgewater. One woman was drug restrained with wire and imprisoned in her own home for a month before being rescued. Did she deserve it? I mean, you know, she probably did not. Pull it back, Henry. You're really just fucking going for the gut on this one.

It could be, maybe it did a puckwudgy saver, that would be adorable if a group of puckwudgies more get out of here. I save you, but now you come with me to this ledge, come with me to the ledge, I kick you over the ledge. Puckwudgy wins again. These puckwudgies are coming, becoming quite the villains here. In the span of two weeks, and all this was just last year, by the way. This was last year?

All of these recent crimes, these are all last shit that happened last year. In the span of two weeks, there were two guys and two separate incidents that tried doing suicide by cop. There was a bomb threat called into the high school. There was a model citizen who was exposed as a serial rapist who had been on the loose for years. He was disguised. Leave my Cheerios alone.

Don't know what that means, Henry, serial rapist. No, you did not just do that. You leave my Frosted Flakes alone. Oh, the whole podcast is done. Yeah. What are you? Who are you? Dennis Raider.

You leave my. You leave my. You leave my oatmeal alone. Are you rapist? That is the worst joke in the history of podcasts. This is amazing. Don't edit that out. That has to stay.

That's staying. Of course it's staying. It's in the flow now. All right. So this guy, he was a state trooper that he would get. He would tell the people, listen, you're in trouble. You're under arrest. You better get in my car right now.

And once again, ladies and gentlemen, listeners out there, unless he shows you a badge and unless you know that he is a cop, do not get in his car. Do not go anywhere with him. The car has to have lights. They're never driving a Pontiac, so never get into one. I promise. So that's the reason crime. Let's go back to 1874.

There's been brutal murders happening. And in fact, there's a lot of murders that happen within families. And a lot of bludgeonings, a lot of people getting their head bashed open with hammers and rocks. That makes sense. I mean, there's not a lot of weapons back in the day that are very effective. I mean, nothing's more effective. Knives and guns.

There's been around for hundreds of years. I mean, there was a, you know, but come on. In this murder, they used a railroad spike. That's a perfect real sharp railroad spike. Yeah. They found it. There was three people that were murdered. It was two brothers and a housekeeper.

And the person that they eventually that they eventually murdered was William E. Sturtevant. Sturtevant. Sturtevant, the actual nephew of the victims. And here's an internet. That's how he was actually caught when he was the murder suspect, number one, and he was ratted out by a parrot. Oh, I thought you were going to say again, again, Pukwajee was just next to the parrot going like, Hey, you're going to talk about it.

You better. It slowly sounds like, what is it, Zubalba? Terrible. Hey, you want this live, boy? So the parrot was named Captain Kid. Oh my goodness. And he was, they brought the parrot in and the parrot started screaming, and then made the sound of a death rattle.

People think pit bulls will turn on you. Parrots. Not like a parrot. Yeah. The last episode of the round tip, we talked about a parrot that bugging ratted on a drunk driver. He's drunk. Yeah.

Ridiculous. Come on, parrot. Mind your own fucking business. Of course. You're lucky we didn't make you an hors d'oeuvre yesterday, you fucking gross parrot. Dumb parrot. And of course, Sturdivant, being brow beaten by the parrot over and over again, confessed to the crime.

It's just the desperate beating of that horrible parrot. I would love to see a parrot detective. You're going to talk, you're going to talk indeed. He's got a terrible bedside manner. Your son is dead. Your son is dead. I mean, that would just be so aggravating. I mean, that's the irony about the parrot is the more you talk to it, the more words

it learns and then it can just use them against you. No, stop talking to a parrot. Yeah, just shut up. Treat it like an actual detective. Don't say anything to him. Nothing. Yeah. So 1909, a few years later, Mariano Giannario entered the bedroom where his wife lay in

bed. So what is he, English? Is he English? Is he Irish? Mariano Giannario? Jesus Christ. Mariano, he had just bathed, shaved and dressed in his finest clothes. Every six months an Italian must bathe and shave.

Oh, is that right? So he walked up to his wife who was lying in bed next to their infant son and he said, this is the last of you and me. We've got to die. And then he shot her in the head. But how did it really sound, Marcus? This is the last of you and me. No.

Oh, at least it's the last of you and me. At least it's the last of you and me. We've got to die. Man, they're not always cooking ravioli and rigatoni, guys. Vina is a spicy murder. This has been the worst show for accents I have ever heard. Yeah, but it's the most fun. Yeah.

I'm not even sure. Feel free to be inaccurate. That's my look. The more inaccurate I am, the more free I feel. Right, right. Well, I'm happy you give yourself that leeway, Henry, because it's very important for you to give yourself. So in 1879, a fight over potatoes.

Every time. Every time led to the massacre of Henry Gunn at the hand of his own son, Justin, who attacked his father with both a screwdriver and a hatchet. After his father scolded him over his son's error of putting wet tomatoes in the root cellar. This is the problem. But don't put wet potatoes in the root cellar. How many times do you have to tell somebody?

They spot out. They spot out. They start getting spuds all over them. Mold grows. Yeah, you were just, that kid's going to ruin the whole root cellar. That's amazing. I hate this damn kid. Yeah, fuck that kid.

Well, you don't want to. I'm not having kids. You know, put lean cuisines in the refrigerator. If I'm going to have kids, definitely not having a root cellar. Definitely not. Never a root cellar. Frozen pizzas and the goddamn crisper, you know, that's the that's the modern day equivalent. One of the most recent murders, this one was in 2002, George Nardy, he lived with his...

Nardy. These are not people. Hey, nice to meet you. My name's Joe Nardy. You know, we're not going to be friends. Well, you know, it's that's not an uncommon response. So he lived with his mother, Deborah Buchard. He killed her in a fit of rage.

That's French for fat butt. Ah, yes. Deborah Fatma just didn't translate very well over here in the state, so it's Bouchard, yes. He killed her in a fit of rage when she refused to make him dinner that night. A lot of food-related murders, you know? Many food-related murders. I mean, I'll do one right now. I've almost been on a food-related murder tangent nine times a week.

Yeah. That's right. It's horrible to live with. So, after he killed his mother, he immediately calls up his brother and leaves a voicemail and all he says is, he's just laughing insanely and he says, you're not going to be able to spend Christmas with mom this year. That is a funny joke. That is a classic joke. I just want to have one opportunity in my life to maniacally laugh like that. It was.

It's just been like, see you next summer when I return on vacation. Yes. No one knows why he laughs that way. You could just do that whenever you need to. And of course, he lived with his mother's corpse for two weeks. Every time. Oh, really? Every time. It's just nice to have her around. I miss my mom.

Yeah. Then you feel bad immediately and then the whole time you're like, oh, I'm sorry, mommy. I'm sorry, mommy. And you keep putting aprons on her and like, you know, I'm playing with her face and stuff like that. Well, you never know what's going to wake her up. You know? That's the whole thing, guys.

Wake up, mommy. Wake up, mommy. Yeah. Put her makeup on. Does this wake you up, mommy? And then stick your finger up in there. In where? In vagina. In vagina.

In your mother's. In your mother's. It's more Gary Ridgway. But we'll talk about that later. Oh. That's good hint. Good hint. And then this is also last year, authorities found what they said appeared to be partial

human remains found in a burning barrel outside of Bridgewater State Correctional Hospital. Now, all of this stuff is happening right now. This is just regular murder. Yeah. What about satanic murder? Because it goes also like we didn't really touch on ghosts. There's other ghost activity that's like, there's a white lady that's seen on a ridge. I mean, a white dress lady and also probably white of skin.

Maybe. Yeah. And so she was standing up on a ledge and they see her all the time. That's right outside of Huckamuck Swamp. There's also this person known as the redheaded hitchhiker, which is a redheaded boy that sits on the side of the road. You pick him up and it's like, you hear the story. Oh, he's a man with a beard.

It's a man. But no, there's a bunch of different stories. So it's like redheaded, there's like different time periods that he appears and he's dressed in different styles of clothing. You'll hear this hitchhiker ghost story all the time of like, you know, drop me over here. This is my home. It's like normally a girl and she's like, drop you off. Prom night.

Yeah. And it's prom night. She's been dead for seven years. You know, but it's redheaded. I thought I finally had a date to prom. You'll never have a date to prom and it's cause you have braces. Oh man, probably should get rid of those braces though. All cool guys have crooked despicable teeth.

That's right. Get food stuck in them. Well, I guess I better go get my pliers. Oh my goodness. Gummy Jones. The redheaded hitchhiker would literally again, it's the state where we're seeing often in this area is that you'll pick up, they'll pick up the redheaded hitchhiker and you'll sit and won't respond to you and you'll be driving.

You won't respond to you and then it'll turn to you and go and then disappear like a jump scare. Yeah. Like he's just waiting it out. Like he's the director for paranormal activity. Yeah. He's like large Mars, but in the passenger seat. In the passenger seat.

I have it. No, but this is, yeah. So again, this is all happening in Bridgewater over the last four years. But the concentration of satanic murders and the majority of the most gruesome murders or at least where the bodies are found, that is in Falls River State Forest. Now some people have a theory that of course Falls River State Forest is at the middle of some sort of vortex and sort of evil, evil place. But most people believe that it is because it is near many major metropolitan areas and

it's very secluded and it's a huge, it's I think the biggest, the biggest state park in Massachusetts. Kind of like what we have in Long Island, which is, is either a serial killer. It's either a serial killer at work or it's just everybody knows that's where you go to dump pot. Now you got to go down to the human dump. Oh, did you drop Veronica off at the human dump before you got home? But the best part, you know, they got a Dunkin Donuts over there.

No Indians. I love going to that place. There you go, there you go, you got Genos, you got to hit Genos, you got to hit Domino's, you got to hit Benito's. It's all over there. Isn't that something? A lot of O's there, huh? I mean, if you're a kid, this is the place to go and do a satanic ritual though, right?

Absolutely. This is where to go. It's got the history. It's like you go to Nashville to do country music. That's right. So the biggest, I mean, the most brutal satanic murder of them all was Carl, the perpetrator, his name was Carl Drew, or as I'll get to in a second, the supposed perpetrator. He was a pimp and self-proclaimed devil worshiper, and these people made the distinction.

They did not say that they were satanists. They said they were devil worshippers, which was the difference. Satanists believe that that's the elevated atheism. That's the funny way of saying you're an atheist, but you also believe, you just believe in like, I have my own territory, I protect my own territory, I also respect that you have territory, and it's an individualist mentality where devil worshipping, it's like the, they want to go to a big, they want to summon the devil, and they think that he's a monster that you can conjure.

So if you're going to play the board game risk, don't play with satanists because everyone's just going to hang out. Your land is your land, my land is my land, but you play with some devil worshippers and war happens. I think satanists will still just play risk. It's just a game. It's a game. It is a game, but it's very real.

Just rules of the game, you're going to play the game. Well, we're about to go to another war here, so. You know, let's not get into all that. This is not Abe Lincoln's podcast or whatever you're, you're fucking your other political aware one. So Drew was on the trial for the February 1980 murder of Karen Marsden, a fall river prostitute whose skull and other remains were found in the wooded area of Westport in April of the same year.

While he was on trial for Marsden's murder, he was also under indictment for the October 79 killing of Doreen Levesque. This guy was said to have killed three women, prosecutors. They claim that Drew was called himself the son of satan and he killed the second girl because she was present at the murder of the first girl. Oh yeah, you got to turn around. You know, you can't see that. You got to save your eyes.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll go and go. Every time I see something that looks vaguely like a crime, I just wrap my head in a scarf. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. I didn't see nothing.

You know. The first woman was Robin Murphy. She was an 18-year-old prostitute. She made a deal with the prosecution in exchange for her testimony. She would gain immunity from any and all crimes related to the Carl Drew case, which will prove to be very fucking intelligent later on. She said that she killed Marsden and was possessed by Satan when she murdered the young woman. So with Carl Drew, they were going for more of a Manson defense and that the girl wasn't

I mean, but unlike Manson, they did not hold the girl responsible for the murder. Yeah, basically saying that yeah, he ordered her to murder him, but he didn't do anything himself. Yeah. And so at the trial, Murphy said that she drew and two others had driven this girl to the Wooded Area Westport. They got out of the car and Murphy started dragging Marsden through the woods by her throat and hair being very rough with the woman.

She also told Marsden to give Murphy a ring she was wearing, but she said, no, I'm not giving it away. So Drew took her hand and cut her fucking finger off. Gotta get that ring. Gotta get that ring. Just give the guy the ring. Every kiss begins with K. Every kiss because it's cutting off your finger to get that ring and give to the lady that you love.

So then after that, she started screaming to God so the God will punish you. Marsden or Drew gets angry, grabs her by the hair and just starts whipping her head on the ground until her throat, she hears a crack, her neck breaks, Drew handed her the knife. She cut the girl's throat and here's what the prosecuting attorney said like, the prosecuting he says, and what did you do? She responded, cut her throat. And then after that, Drew tore her head from her body. She said that he just yanked it and then kicked the head off into the woods.

They should have put it on a spike like that Mr. Phil character. Did he bend it like Beckham? Go! Just Spanish it down, just yells, go! How long has that guy been sitting up there? 25 years! So after he pulls the head off, he carves an X in the victim's chest and then grabs blood, walks up to the girl who is testifying and draws an X on her forehead while he was talking

in some forgotten language that she had no idea what he was saying. Or he was called gobbly-gook, gibberish, probably, and of course she talked about seances that they had that he would use the same weird speech. She said that she attended ten cult meetings, and of which two of those cult meetings, people were killed, and she said the killing of Doreen Levesque was an offering of the soul of Satan, and so was the killing of Miss Marsden. There's also a story of the satanic cult being blamed on a bunch of cattle mutilations all throughout the Bridgewater area, where they found these cattle all cut up and basically

like displayed out, and kind of not like aliens, because aliens are always like, their anuses are cored out, and their faces are like laser cut out, and their eyes are laser cut out. Anuses. Anuses. Anuses. And for a moment I thought there was like part of the eye for accounts like anuses. I never heard of anuses. Oh, he's being an asshole.

Oh, I see. You were just thinking like, boy, Henry's so smart. Yeah, is that by the retina or the- He knows all these things. Never. That's satanic, and then Ton Ton State Hospital, right, what's the name of the cult? There's one more pretty brutal murder that some say is linked to this actual crime, because Drew, he maintains that he didn't commit any of these murders, and in fact it was the girl

who testified against him. And there's another investigator that worked on a lot of these satanic cases, and he believes that the girl was the perpetrator of the murders as well. Yeah, he was just kind of a part of it, and he showed up and he was just like, oh, it's hot because he thought that she was a hot satan chick, but then they ended up being actual satan chick. I mean, Panticline was right. It is difficult to be a lady unless you're on charges for murder, because then you just

immediately get off. They're always like, girl, do you not want to do it? You just want to testify against the guy, even though you've admitted to killing three- I'd actually really like that. So, thanks. Oh, you're so cute. You're cute. And there was another undercover cop that said that he had gone to a satanist meeting in

an apartment in Falls River, and then both Drew and Murphy were there. He said there were strange chants. Hale satan announcements. They said when satan was supposed to enter the room. Was there a dip? I'm sure there was a dip. That's how I feel. I mean, like, but who brings it?

You know, who's just like, oh, guys, I brought my artichoke dip, you know? Yeah. Hale satan. Hale satan. Yeah, Hale satan. I would love to see Rodney forget the dip. You're like, oh, I've always done it. Got his balls off as a guy.

Oh, no! Well, you're the dip now. So this other murder was this girl, Mary Lou Aruda. She was a 15-year-old cheerleader. She was found tied to a tree, badly decomposed. She had been there about two months, and this, the guy that killed her. Did they have a pinata party? They did not have a pinata party.

I'm not sure, yeah. I mean, it doesn't say. That's called when you cut open a gritty tight girl to a seal and you cut her open looking for candy. And they're like, oh, there's a candy in here. Just organs. Yeah. There's never candy in the little girl.

Yeah. No. And then you've been in a relationship with a girl for about seven years. Is that right? Yeah. You haven't gone to that pinata party yet. No, not yet. Not yet.

There is a lot of instances of people being tied to trees in Falls River State Forest. There's a lot of trees. It's a forest. Yeah, but you don't see that a lot in other places. You don't hear about that a lot. That seems, I mean, it's not exclusive to this place, but it definitely, it shows up enough where it is worth looking at. But it's like how they call sandwiches hoagies over there.

You know what I mean? They call subs hoagies. So, you know, they tie people to trees over there. It's Boston. When in Boston, eat a hoagie and tie a chick to a tree. Is that right? And this guy, this guy who was accused of these murders, he also maintained that he was being set up by a satanic cult.

And here's where it gets interesting when you start getting into the satanic elitism of Massachusetts is that he had requested that there were certain files be made public about satanic ritual abuse because he was tried four different times for this murder. But the Mosin judge, who was also his trial judge, denied his motion to release these records. So you're saying he's a satanist and that's why it's not because there was no evidence. There was no actual group photo of the satanic cult. There was no members charter.

There was no newsletter. So he just got let off because there was no evidence. It's because he's a satanist. Yeah. Okay. Because the judge is a satanist. That's true. Then that's real.

The judge is a satanist. Yeah. We all know that the judges and the higher ups in the higher echelons of government are all part of a satanist conspiracy, otherwise known as the elitist satanic complex, which we'll get to even deeper in another episode, also known as the government. And there's all sorts of other satanic stuff like they find skulls out there. They find 666 is painted on trees. That's just kids being having fun.

Yeah. It's all concentrated in the same area. There is that sort of debate. Is it the area or is it like the chicken and egg scenarios that like does the reputation help like make like people come to commit crimes there. And then again, we were talking about the expectant reality where you show up and you expect to see stuff because you know it's haunted. You know it's an evil place and it has this really weird history.

I don't know. Absolutely. I mean, you know, something to it. Obviously, people are seeing something. And there's a lot of it is the house for it's like you play football on a football stadium. You know, so there's always football going on because it's like they built the stadium for football.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like they built these woods for demonic possession. Yeah. Yeah. Although there is some argument to be made for putting negative energy out there. Definitely. Yeah.

Especially since the Bridgewater Triangle is home to a maximum security prison, a prison for the criminally insane, which will also got wrapped in satanic practices. Well, Tonton State Hospital is completely different from the Institute for the criminally insane, which I love to even say that. I've never seen a place it's called an Institute for the criminally insane anymore. It's amazing. It's great. I would love to be in a place like that.

They got it. They got it. They should just change the whole trajectory and just put a theme park there, like a water park. Even it out. It does seem like it does seem like they're just throwing every single negative cliche thing about the world that we live in. Just in this triangle.

Yeah. Put it there. Yeah. It's called the Bongo Bongo House. It's known as the state lunatic asylum. Yeah. It's still there. It's still operating.

It's formally known as the cuckoo for cuckoo puffs, like the organized pen. That's the Bongo Bongo House. Yeah. Why is it called the Bongo Bongo House? Because everybody in there is monkey, monkey. You guys ever think we should change the name? Because it just leads to people being very insensitive about the medical conditions about our mentally insane people.

Fuck you, Germain. Oh, right. So the place is still open. Although not all of the buildings are open, they kept a few of the buildings open. For now, it is a juvie hall. Oh, that's good. That's where you put the kids. Yeah.

Put them in there. I hope there's not a bunch of little ghost lunatics in there. Yeah. It's a home for violently, violent mentally ill children. Reminds me of the kid. What was that? Sometimes they come back. Yeah.

Yeah. That was great. Nothing but greasers and leather jackets go into this damn reform school. Yeah. The beginning of American Horror Story season two, where it's just like, you know, Chloe 70s everywhere, just going like, you want to fuck me? I'll fuck you. And then like, guys, it's been a minute, I touched my water bottle because it's full

of my semen. I got away from me flipping a quarter. So you're so people, you were upset. People were drinking your water. It's my water. Seamen. So you came in, but you're drinking it. Oh, you bet.

I am. Yeah. I like locally produced water. Well, that's just your own local to me. That is your own. Come you're drinking. And said that satanic rituals were also held in the basement of Tauntaun State Hospital. Again, why not?

They said that the staff performed these satanic rituals on the patients. They say they're unexplained markings on the wall. And at night they say that there is a shadow man who haunts the halls of Tauntaun State Prison. Very fun. Or not State Prison, Tauntaun Hospital for the mentally ill. Well, it could just be a janitor that nobody knows his name. You know what I mean?

That could be the shadow man. Let's just call him a shadow. Shadow man. That's shadow man. That's shadow man. Also held a very famous inmate. It held Jane Topan, who was a female serial killer, killed at least 31 people. She was the one that said I wanted to kill more people, helpless people than any other

man or woman who ever lived. She was a nurse. Oh, so that's a good, that's a good job to get into. Great. Certainly not like a soldier. You know what I mean? There's like things you could do. Well, I mean, women weren't allowed to be on the front lines, you know, the front lines

of her war were in the nurse category of life. And if you do want to be a serial killer, as a matter of fact, countless serial killers, they're used with the doctor over there in the UK who killed 77 people. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, being a nurse is a great, it's a perfect way to kill people. Yeah. I mean, it's a boring way to kill people, though.

You just give them a bunch of morphine and they die. Yeah, but it's about just killing people. That's what it's about. These are not people that are like, you know, turning them into like human mannequins. You know what I mean? They're not like, yeah, trying to make dolls that look like their mother out of them. They're just wanting to see them go, thank you. Yeah.

Yeah. There's also the Bridgewater, the Bridgewater State Hospital for the Crimley Insane that held Albert DeSalvo. Yeah. The Boston Strangler. Yeah. The Boston Strangler. And then there's also the Old Colony Correctional Center, which in a state, I didn't know this,

Massachusetts has more prison inmate suicides than any other state. And out of that, prisoners at Old Colony Correctional in the Bridgewater Triangle are three times more likely to commit suicide than prisoners anywhere else. I mean, Massachusetts is a bad state. I mean, it's a rough place to be, and especially when you're in the loony bin like that. One guy hung himself. No, this is just a prison. Just as a normal prison.

One guy hung himself by a bed sheet six months earlier. Another inmate took a razor to his femoral artery and neck. Now recently, another one suffocated himself with a plastic bag. Another one hung himself after being denied his anti-psychotic medication. Well, that's the problem as he was denied his anti-psychotic medication. And it seems like that's the thing you've got to take all the time. Oh, definitely. Otherwise, you're psychotic.

This is the anti-psychotic. And here's some other... It seems like the whole prison is like run by Dan Akru. It's character where he was just selling like a bag. It's a bag of glass for the kids to play with, you know? How are they getting razor blades? Maybe we should stop making our bed sheets into nooses before we give them to all the prisoners. Yeah, we have to cancel that noose tie in class in the adult education section of the prison.

I just thought it was important they learned a craft. And here's some other weird... This is just kind of like... To wrap it up a little bit, here's some very strange... Other strange small things from the Bridgewater Triangle. One, three PT Barnum's most famous circus freaks came from the Bridgewater Triangle. And they're all well adjusted. Including Tom Thumb and the human skeleton.

Yeah, which is just a skinny guy and a short guy. Tom Thumb, he was like a foot and a half tall and the human skeleton was super skinny. Maybe it was a puckwudgy. Maybe that's what we're talking about. PT Barnum comes to the puckwudgy down here at the local crazy tent. In 1906, the bones of a giant were discovered in Middleborough? There were no kissles over there, right? No kissles.

The kissles hadn't landed here yet. No, the kissles are still ramping up to the 1940s. Well, they're back in Germany. And living their fat life, you know, just like drinking champagne out of a Jew's skull. Well, a Jewish person's skull, please. Thank you. In Bridgewater Triangle, they found alligators, seals, emus, peacocks, cows, moose, bears, panthers, and mountain lions. Interesting.

Quite a menagerie out there. Yeah, that's amazing. It's like a zoo. It's like Michael Jackson's house over there. Is this what that movie was about when we bought a zoo? Is that what this is all about? The Bridgewater Triangle? So this is just in terms of concentrated activity. I've got more. All right, here we go.

The Bridgewater Triangle is host to the world's only shovel museum. Shovel museum? Jesus Christ. That should be down in Washington, D.C. for how much BS they're making down there. You know, they're piling it on. What do you learn at the shovel museum? Things about shovels. This right here, this is a bird seed shovel.

If there happens to be piles of bird seed, you'd use a bird seed shovel. It looks just like the snow shovel. This looks like a chair, but in fact, it's a shovel. It's called a chair shovel. And over here, this is the Brenda Whitman shovel. That's a woman. This is, yeah, her name is Brenda Whitman, but she can carry a lot in her big arms. She's employed the shovel.

So you just look at everything and call it a shovel. Yeah, you're quite a good-looking shovel. You got it on your shirt. I am a person. I paid good money to come here, and I don't want to become a shovel. I need to. We got a couple of heaps of stuff that we need to transport from one heap to another, and you're quite, they're just a shovel I've been looking for.

It's like a terrible version of the movie Waxworks. It's just like, you go to the, like, the food area, and it's just like shovels filled with iced coffee and stuff, and people are getting all over themselves. You know, I'm really into the novelty of it, but I just keep cutting my lips on the sharp edges of these shovel companies. It's just impractical to use a shovel for everything. Anyway.

Not everything that has come from the Bridgewater Triangle has been horrible. See, Shovel Museum. Well, now there's still one more thing that is fantastic that we can all appreciate. The Bridgewater Triangle is home to the chocolate chip cookie. Chocolate chip cookie. Which was invented in the happiest of accidents. How was, what was the accident? There were just some chocolate felids and dough.

I was trying to murder my family, but I accidentally, but you know, I'm a baker, and I accidentally, while I was looking for the big knife, I swiped a bunch of chocolate chips into some old dough I had. And I said, I really messed it up, but you know, the cookies had to get made. Boy, I really puk wajid this one up, guys. Oh, man. Get out of here, puk wajid.

Guys, it's like, he's just carrying a weird chocolate chip as a hat. I'm gonna make you a shovel, puk wajid. Don't take my hat. Oh my goodness. Get out of here, puk wajid. Get out of here, puk wajid. And I believe we have to get out of here with this. Okay, so that's the Bridgewater Triangle.

It's an incredible story. Look up the Bridgewater Triangle documentary. They have a mini documentary on YouTube. It's really interesting. Look at all the dumb shit that's attached to it. I love the local paranormal ghost, like guys, getting together and searching for it from Boston. Do you think if a puk wajid watches a mini documentary,

do they think it's a full documentary? Because they do time differently. It's just a bunch of people with malformed bodies. Ah, it's a medical condition. It's a medical condition. Sad. All right, everybody. Well, thank you.

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