Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 117: The Sensitive Monsters

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

We cover the little girl variety of monsters, such as unicorns, pegasi, centaurs, and fairies.

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started And he do it like this oh, I'm J. Edgar Hoover Bad Kennedy impression. Hey Edgar Hoover. All right. Are we gonna go pretty dresses on all right? That's Marcus Parks I'm Ben Gissel. We're joined by Henry Zabrowski in Atlanta J. Edgar Hoover. Oh, it's J. Edgar Hoover J. Edgar Hoover This is what a really J. Edgar Hoover It's a really interesting yeah much else about J. Edgar Hoover

I know he wore dresses and that he had a file on everybody including Michael Jackson I don't know about that. He Martin Luther King. Maybe you're thinking of Martin Luther King Martin Luther King Yeah, he did have a file on Martin Luther King. I don't know about Michael Jackson. I remember that I know about Michael Jackson I'm confused. Yeah, he did not he did not have a file on Michael Jackson No, he did yes. I am in Atlanta. That's right. Atlanta, Georgia, and I love it down here You're beginning to film season two of your pretty face is going to hell. That's right. You bet your fucking tall life I am and it's really good. It's gonna be a good time. I'm gonna get all painted up. I'm hard already I've been doing push-ups. Are you supposed to be are you supposed to be around and rock hard?

Well, they're painting up your body or is that I'm an actor out the step All actors are hard. No, that's the thing that no one talks about that is it. That's a insider thing Mm-hmm Keep meaning to bring it up on bring it up on the podcast before but every actor is hard Well, they well, they're in makeup while they're in makeup while they're doing stuff Yeah, even if they're in a scene with a bunch of kids Okay, all right, it's bouncing up and down their laps. It's but the but the professional kids No, you don't sit on the center of anybody's lap. You don't sit on the center of Gene Hackman's lap

Right, you don't sit on the center of Bert Lancaster's lap Well, I guess you're gonna get stabbed in your fucking guts. Yeah, and you're gonna have an orgasm little kid Well, you're gonna have a very interesting career as a mall Santa in 20 years. I'll tell you that It's gonna be amazing Well, that's awesome. I'm so happy season two of your pretty face is gonna be phenomenal and I'm and I'm very excited for those That don't know Mr. Zabrowski is quite sensitive skins. So the entire time he shoots this show his skin is literally Falling off of his body. It's literally on fire. It really it hurts

And I do it for you. I do it for the performance. I do it for the kids You don't do it for the money The ego nothing to do with that. Mm-hmm. I do it for the fans Uh-huh, and I do it just to be around, you know, just little kids all when they when they ship them in to to work with us All right. Well, the reason that Henry has little kids on the mind today We're gonna be talking about some more. Let's call them what I don't want to say sissy flamboyant sensitive monsters Sensitive monsters. Yeah monsters that children tend to look at as a children and say, oh, I love them and things Yeah, things such as unicorns fairies

Pegasus things like this things that little girls love That's little girl monsters. It's unicorns. It's Pegasus, which is actually the true pronunciation of Pegasus I didn't know that Pegasus Pegasus Pegasus Pegasus and we got fairies and and griffins Of stuff that we're gonna try to make interesting today And we are we're gonna nail it We do every damn episode we're gonna nail it Marcus as the brilliant mind that you are and I know you did a lot of research on unicorns the past week which this is getting you flagged in a whole nother series of websites Another another government agency is checking out your accounts

Marcus sent me the email this morning of all the centaur porn Which is just like photo for like photoshopped women who don't look like horse horse fuckers. They're like horse fuckers Yeah, but they are horses. So um, that's great It's bizarre when the movie zoo is Traditional porn and then their centaur porn, which is one step above. I found centaur transvestite porn It was a chick horse with a dick like a big horse. Yeah, it's exactly what you said it was That's what that is. I officially understand every old person like every World War two vet when they when when we discuss like our lives now I officially understand how their brains are just blown because like tranny centaur porn. I'm just like what what now my buddy

Minnesota and I'm right in the middle of Italy and I remember thinking about the American flag before going to sleep every night That's we prayed to America and then I pulled bit to him out of a tank tread And you mean it fucking tell me That there are women horses fucking other women horses and they both have hard dick Yeah, grandpa fucking get over it. Yeah, that was fucking 70 years ago And then the Grandson calls him a bigot and a homophobe and a racist and he's just like what are you talking about? Come on. All right, so let's um, do we want to take do we want to take our stippity steps down the glittery path Towards the land of unicorns. Let's do it. Yeah, let's clip it a clock on over to unicorn land

You know, we all know that the unicorn is a white horse creature with the the long horn right out front But did you know that's very wide? They're also incredibly important about a unicorn. I didn't really do they have to be white? Yes. Yes. Oh interesting, but however, they're not always horses. Sometimes they're goats So it's just a dumb goat with a big old tooth to toenail hanging out A lot of the times it's their brain. It's like I imagine unicorns a lot of times are just like mutants They were they were next to like power lines, you know a lot of time they come out and they're they're struggling So you'll see this like white goat like creature with a big unicorn horn. You're like, oh, it's magical unicorn Then we'll be like

The dad is just like kill it kill it Yeah, we got you or throw it all your empty beer cans and just watch it crunch crunch crunch and have a good lunch It can only be captured by a virgin Really? Yeah. Yeah, so we can't do it right because we've all had sex. Yeah No, there's no way we can go capture a bunch of unicorns guys. We've gotten so many girls Lots of girls. Yeah, we're not like very I'm not a 32-year-old virgin I'm not doing a podcast right now about unicorns Oh, that's not happening. My favorite is so the famous traveler Marco Polo of Italy

That your corn was only dude. He also he agreed that unicorns were only tamed will mine by maidens, which means, you know fat Women sure like the Renaissance times, but I believe if they were fat in the Renaissance times They would be plucked many times over. Yeah, I think they were considered quite attractive the larger plumpier. I think that's a myth So like maintenance were just like we've been born with no eyes Just untouchable just be like It's like oh don't touch old Greta. She was born without nipples absolutely hate it Well, that's why and then they were very happy when the unicorn wanted to have sex with them Oh, absolutely

But so Marco Polo said that he saw unicorn when he was traveling and he described it as a Scarcely similar scarcely smaller than an elephant They have the hair of a buffalo and feet and like an elephant They have a single large black or horn in the middle of the forehead They have a head like a wild boar's they spend their time wallowing in a mud and a slime They're very ugly brutes to look at and it turns out he was just looking at a fucking rhinoceros It sounds very similar to a rhinoceros hair of the buffalo feet of the elephant Isn't that something it is fun? Yeah, that is very very fun. Sounds like it's

Sounds like the same way the doctor is gonna describe your firstborn Mr. Henry Zabrowski look at just like my wife a barbarina Italy, oh, I hate my wife big Sucking leather socks. She's got in the front of her. I wish she was a maiden, but unfortunately tonight Unfortunately, but unfortunately, I have to fuck her every night. That's not so bad Well, Marco Polo is not the only famous explorer and conqueror to come across the unicorn Genghis Khan he decided to not conquer India after meeting a unicorn which bowed down to him

He saw it Get out of the way you're crazy looking Beast Monster. I like the race Well, all right fine fine This is also an episode in which every creature I imagine in my head sounds like oh Oh Sorry, I'm so hungover I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm with you on that too, man three for three right now. Yes He Genghis Khan he decided not to invade India because he saw it as a sign from his dead father and turned his whole army back

Isn't that something so he just gave the unicorn all of the armies food and then they were like well no more food to invade India Let's go back. Yeah, yes a beautiful unit. So unicorns are symbols of peace. Yeah, purity more like purity Yeah, and this is why they're white and they enjoy their virgins Yeah much like Warren Jeff's The leader of the Mormon cults. I think the unicorns might need to be in prison They might be terrible pedophiles. Oh, yeah, and this also sounds very this is also another very Nazi sounding like fact about a unicorn The earliest record of unicorns in Western literature belongs to Greek historian stasis. Yes, I don't know how to pronounce that Sustaceous. It's a tessius. It's tessius. Tessius. Why you put a fucking C in there? Why is there a big C at the top of it?

He's just having fun with you. I hate Greeks. I know I don't I love the Greeks. I love the Greeks You know, there's the first time we've ever backtracked on a sentence. No, I like Greek people I like them. I like their swore the attitudes and I like their their their cucumber sauces in the fifth century BCE He wrote that the beast had a white body purple head Blue eyes and a multicolored horn red at the tip black in the middle white at the base. Okay. Oh, that sounds dirty It's dirty like that the purple head purple head red at the tip Oh, you stick it in there. It gets red and a bottom and black get all the way in there. Yeah, it sounds like a real diseased meat muddler I'll tell you that that is one that is one diseased dick. You say meat muddler meat muddler. Yeah, that's what I'm calling donks now

I I'm down with it So they're symbols of purity and were they do they grant wishes? Do they give good luck? Do they just fucking nothing they do nothing? They do they do absolutely nothing the only place in which it said that and yeah really even in the Bible now in case you guys out There didn't know this Unicorns are in the Bible. Mm-hmm not one not you're twice put a bunch of their fake shit in there, too, huh? You know like a free lunch

Things a free lunch. Well, I mean actually in the Bible. There's multiple free lunches when Jesus made all the Fishes, yeah, I mean really that was just socialism thing was fake. Yeah, right this whole thing. I'm surprised There isn't even a book. I'm surprised they even wrote it down. So in the Bible. I did find a quite a the only People that I could find who seriously said that unicorns were real. I didn't find them on Yahoo answers Oh, I didn't find it on some stupid fucking blog out there. I found it on a Bible website one of those websites It's a Bible website that has to take everything in the Bible literally So since they have to take any everything in the Bible as literal truth They have to acknowledge the existence of unicorns. That's great. I

Love to see them at the meetings like so what about unicorns are unicorns real? Yeah Yeah, I guess I guess they are yes, you know the way that we hate the gays Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have to believe in unicorns, which is really one of the gayest things that you can believe them Yeah, one of the bizarre ironies of the Christian faith don't allow a man to lay with another man But they just love a fancy unicorn. Yeah, but right in the front of a unicorn when you go to the shoe store I mean this like literally pop yours to pop yourself in there Make yourself a little bit of a B plug with your fucking unicorn face. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's totally that's not gay a Butt plug a unicorn used as a ball but a butt plug that sounds that would it would hurt it

What if you know like I don't need my coffee anymore? No, I'm awake. Yeah, I wish I was dead I would if you guys would indulge me. I would like to read a few verses from the Bible. Oh, okay I'd like to read from Job chapter 39 Verse 9 through 12. Oh, all right Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee or abide by thy crib? Can't thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Now I would like to read from Numbers chapter 23. What did he just say did one did five or numbers 10 through 7? Yeah, yeah numbers chapter 23 verse 22. That was a sentence in the Bible, right? Yeah, all that was from the Bible

What is it? What was that? How did anybody read this and just like choose to follow it? It was that that's from the book of Job it God was telling Job that he Created all these awesome fucking animals. Okay. Why God is better than man because he created all this sick shit. Sure Okay, Satan sitting there with the fucking electric guitar that he just invented just being like, oh, you've been at a unicorn I had rented the fucking bass beat People are gonna people are gonna state how cool this is for millions and millions of years, but when they do They are gonna fucking have a black man playing it really blow people's minds. This is the kind of stuff That's gonna make people fuck

And now this is from Numbers chapter 22 23 verse 22 God brought them out of Egypt. He hath as it were the strength of a unicorn. Oh This is from Deuteronomy chapter 20 33 verse 17 His glory is like the first thing of his bullock and his horns are like the horns of unicorns With them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth And they are the 10,000 of f-rame and they are the thousands of manisai again How do these savages who like the Bible think gays are bad? They love the gay things

Call Deuteronomy, but it sounds like Deuteronomy Yeah, Deuteronomy, Deuteronomy take a big dump on me. I mean it is just the most fecal sounding thing I've ever heard in my life boy. You want to know There it says here that the reason why that there's no more unicorns also was because of Noah Said no no no no two unicorns on the ark. Well, they're gonna put a hole in the boat Noah's smart. He said honey, they're gonna put holes in the boat We can't have all the fucking like a cloth sack on these These precious unicorns corn to keep it from poking through shit

Well, perhaps Russell Crowe will answer that question when he plays Noah in the new blockbuster That hollywood created boy. If you want to know some gay bible verses. Here's the gayest one for you This is a psalm chapter 92 verse 10 But my horn shout thou exalt like the horn of a unicorn. I shall be anointed with fresh oil This is just I mean you should the if you're at the olive garden That's the only time you should be talking about a little more of it Because he's talking about pussy juice Or a semen out of a freshly, uh, you know squeezed young boy

And there's all these guys were pedophile everyone in the bible was a pedophile Everybody they're all pedophiles. There's a lot of pedophiles in the bible. Yeah And one more this one is from uh, isiah chapter 34 verse 7 Isiah thomas, right? Yeah, this is where he sinks the bible and no one follows it because he did a terrible job coaching And the unicorn shall come down with them and the bollocks with the bowls And their land shall be soaked with blood and their dust made fat with fatness Made fat was being fat with fatness. Yeah How do you get fat with fatness?

Uh tacos and burritos and you just drive every day. Oh my goodness walk You, um, you drink a milkshake to calm down at night Well as far as uh Unicorns in the bible go just just so you know the absence of a unicorn in the modern world should not cause us to doubt its past existence Of course not. No, absolutely not. Has there ever been a ponder? Ponder the dodo bird It doesn't exist today But we do not doubt that it existed in the past. Well, we have skeletons of it, right? And they're drawings up, right?

Has there ever been a like saw one and there was one there's been some yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We've got that but 18th century reports from southern africa described rock drawings and eyewitness accounts of fierce single horned Equine like animals equine means horse, you know, I'm just not going to trust the scientific mind of someone who's carving something into a rock I don't know. You know, it just seems like they it just seems kind of inaccurate It seems like at this point also the imagination is going we thought that the wind was a god fart Right. You don't mean that? That was a thought. Oh, yeah. God's fart in north today. Oh, well, I'd better burn all the horse Well to think of the biblical unicorn as a fantasy animal is to demean god's word which is true in every detail

All right. Well, yeah, who are we to do that? Yeah, we don't want to go against the bible It's been there is this though that apparently um the let there is a legend that the unicorn horns could counteract poison and purify water And that was bad news for narwhals Because they got fucking Face raped Oh, yeah, what's in what's a narwhal narwhal narwhal? Yeah, narwhal But isn't this like that's an animal that people kind of like that look the fucking that's the one with the big horn The tusk coming out of the top of its head. It's a whale with a gigantic horn. Right. Right. And this is a real creature

Yeah, yeah, the nar in in fact narwhal, uh, they used to harvest narwhals Uh, and they would sell them as unicorn horns. They were unicorn horns were worth in the 1500s worth literally 10 times its weight in gold, right? They used to sell a unicorn horns in 1560 money by the way 1560 money in 15. Yeah, which is giant salt blocks Very difficult to go to the store. Yeah sold it for around 30 000 dollars Yikes All for this narwhal horn and you know who they sold that to idiots the poops the pope they sold it to the pope Really yep for 30 000 dollars the pope bought a unicorn horn in 1560 fucking shoved it right up his ass

Oh, absolutely. He saw that and couldn't uh couldn't stop thinking of the possibilities They were all involving his ass or his butler's ass I also imagine you could very easily make a unicorn Horn out of like an orphan's leg bone You know what I mean because the orphans are always falling off of ledges and getting smashed up in rocks And if you go down there and fucking just fish out one of their tibias I'm certain you could kind of just sort of sharpened against another rock and sell that as a unicorn horn Right, but I mean at some point though someone's gonna be like isn't this the bone of the child that's gone missing stab them

Stab them. Yeah, okay. That's a good plan That's a good plan. So that's pretty much all there is about the unicorn. Nope. There's more talking about you're nuts I don't know. I'm sorry. Yeah Just cock to fuck try to have a fucking conversation with lisa frank even once We were just without her to fucking just blabbing on about fucking unicorns to the point where you're like woman I'm gonna knock you out. Well, don't knock around don't knock at least uh marcus and I were discussing lisa frank earlier She made some of the greatest trapper keepers and the best folders around if you were a kid grown up in the 1990s You know who we're talking about. Yeah, I accidentally called her and frank twice during that conversation

Yeah, he said what was the what was the and frank monster and I was like, that's the nazis And the only monster that and frank knew was the nazis I would say you would be very unlucky for and frank to have had a trapper keeper because that velcro Oh would have sold them out of that fucking annex Absolutely not a not a good hiding journal The velcro journal you need a string journal everybody knows it no button journal either No button journal because I mean, you know, it takes forever. It does. I hate they never work. All right marcus So what's some other uniform unicorn facts? Well, there have been some unicorns in the news in the last couple of years

The korean central news agency said scientists Reconfirmed the location of the burial site of the unicorn written by king dong meong The founding father of the ancient korean kingdom of gorgio Wow Yeah Spermatoid fucking mountain that's where they're from Spermatoid mountains great though the unicorns grave was rediscovered near a temple in the capital pyongyang With the rectangular rock engraved with the words unicorn layer at its entrance. Yeah, so rock solid

Yeah, this is north korea. This is north korea. Yes, so north korea currently believes in unicorns. Absolutely Got to they literally have to where they're put to death. I mean, it's totally true. Yeah And king dong meong he has a quite an interesting history as do they know like Do they know that like people in the west think that your name is mr. penis? But there's still Dong yang means a long horned beast Yeah, it just sounds like a penis sounds more like penis shit. Yeah king long dong meong Just sounds like someone is making fun of somebody that is asian and they're making up a name that would be mean spirited

It sounds like the name of a guy who drives a hummer everywhere Definitely, you know, it was always like peacock and he's wearing one of those like leather Like like really thin cowboy hats what that's made out of snake skin Really a cool guy. Yeah cool guy kind of guy. I want to be with well as the legend goes Long dong meong was born from an egg impregnated by sunlight. I actually do believe that happens I think that's how north koreans procreate. I mean they they're not fucking we know nothing about them. That's the thing Yeah, I've never been there. I've never seen the the the residual egg casings

They clean it all up. Did you know that the unicorn has a cousin named the bicorne? I did not know so it's a two horn thing So it's like a goat. Well, is that what that is? Yes, just every animal that we currently don't exist that has a horn No, no, no, this one is uh, it's a little meaner. It's part panther part cow with a human face So it has the reputation of devouring kind-hearted and devoted husbands This is how I would describe myself if someone asked me like what are you like? I was like, I'm kind of a panther. I'm also kind of a cow, but I definitely got a human face Do you devour kind-hearted and devoted husbands? Of course

Yeah, you have to So you heard it here first guys go out there and have sex with a girl. It's not your wife otherwise Otherwise the bicorne's coming to get you. The bicorne's gonna come and eat you You better start eating that pussy guys. What see this is fun. I mean all these things come from myth, right? So there must have been some uh, you know past or some leader someplace was just like who was just Having sex with every chick other than his wife. And I was like, yeah, I'm doing that to avoid the bicorne He comes and eats everyone who just bangs the person they love

Wait a second Crog McGog tell me again So all I have to do is fuck other women that are not my big horrible wife Well, let me tell you one thing. Let me ask you. Do you want to get killed by a bicorne? No, I don't well then you have to do exactly as I say have sex with everybody that's not your wife You have to she'll understand She's not going to be angry and make your life miserable for the next 40 years. Just do it The bicorne this is my favorite thing ever if I ever and you know, there's a good chance if you ever get married You might dabble in some prostitution or something like that

Uh, but this is a but this is a good thing to rationalize it on the plane home from India Uh, playing ride home be like, well, I'm not gonna eat by the bicorne anyway And my wife will be very happy to know that because she loves me and she loves all the money that I know I'm gonna go home and belittle her for three hours. Yes. I can't be kind-hearted. That's right You've got to be like your shoes are too big You have a long face my ugly wife Why are you being so mean to me right now? The bicorne is it's literally at the Taco Bell across the street getting breakfast

All right, and if it if it sees me Breeding you a ring or some flowers to surprise you or I don't know listen to you It's gonna chew my balls off. I'm a dead man. Yeah, it's all good. You want to have kids, right? This is great That's all I've got on that's all Henry anything else you would like to add about the unicorn phenomenon Uh, their blood tastes like raspberries. That's true It's so fun on what you can do with the unicorn because you just you know kind of say Whatever you want about it, right, you know good for modeling evidence of it

What it's just like a baron is yours couviere maintained as the unicorn was clovenhoofed It must therefore have a cloven skull making the growth of a single horn impossible. That doesn't make any sense No, that was just a bunch of fake skeletons of of unicorns There's a thing called a single horn to goat um the eland It's an animal with two horns. So I don't know why they think that's a unicorn. That's not a unicorn Uni is one and also it's a deer right deer. It's not a unicorn. Um, so I'm gonna go out on a limb. They're they're fake. Yeah, they're fake

But you know what they can still do some harm. Absolutely, you know, they can absolutely do some harm Uh, so, uh, henry found this uh, this young lady on youtube named venus angelic. Okay. Yeah, she's doing great She's gonna make some guy real happy one day. Mm-hmm. Yeah, um So this is uh, she's got some instructions for us Okay, how to look like a unicorn how to look like a unicorn as a as a human Hey guys Ever wanted to transform into a magical unicorn cutie Then you're totally right here

I'm gonna show you How to do a unicorn make-up and hairstyle. It's I don't know if I want to kiss it or break it Let's roll down a rainbow and splash in the start Let's go. Oh if this video is 12 minutes long It's 12 minutes of this whitening cream that moisturizes and makes your skin look glowing Warm the product between your hands up Then massage the cream gently into your skin

Could you imagine like your son bringing her home like while you're like you like a thanksgiving like bringing her to thanksgiving and she's like Oh, thank you for coming. Thank you for taking me very well Just dab some on your fingertip and apply on the inner corner Okay, yeah, that's enough. Yeah, that's that's absolutely enough. Yeah Thank you for bringing me to your home home Um, good. Why are you kill turkey? Cookie is a funny bird. Why not kill? Oh mean. Oh well I was so mean I love me. Uh, son. Have you ever thought about like being gay and just like getting like a big burly guy?

Maybe he likes to watch sports and eat me. You know, yeah, he likes to be around. He likes chicken wings But I mean he'll he'll suck your dick You know, it's like you guys have sex with each other. So you're happy with that if you ever thought you're gay I want my I need my kid to be gay. I can't have him bring girls like this home. What do you what do you talk about? With a lady like that Unicorns. Yeah, I'm not doing I'm done at 32. This is the last conversation. I'm ever having about unicorns. Why? What are you talking about? I'm done with it. What are you talking about? It's it's fascinating All right, can we be done with unicorns done with unicorns? Let's move on to pegasi

Pegasus yes, Pegasus Yes, that's how it's, but yeah, is that how it's pronounced Henry? Pegasus. Sounds like a stuffed jalapeno or something. Pegasus Well, can you imagine the shit coming out of the Pegasus? Can you imagine just it flying and this is like Oh, it gets in your fucking mouth it gets all over your top hat if you're wearing one if a pigeon dumps on your head It's good luck. So if a Pegasus dumps on your head like if you live like you're you're meant to be here It is a winged stallion that is a divine white color

Another white one. Well, we always you know associate white with purity. Yeah. Yeah, that's the way people do He was sired by Poseidon and fold By the Gorgon Medusa Yes, so Pegasus was like a prisoner of Medusa, right? No, no Pegasus Uh Medusa gave birth to the Pegasus when Medusa's head was caught off by Perius the horse sprang forth from Medusa's pregnant body And it galloped away

I heard the same thing happen with um, what's it northwest? That's a page seven. Yeah very good very good Pegasus also aided the hero bellorofan Okay in his fight against the chimera and the amazons And what that did again is that it flew it all around what he the first thing is before going to battle He gave it a bunch of brunswick stew, right? He said eat the stew eat the stew and just like it flew it over the chimera And it just dumped in all of their mouths and it it was just fucking

It was pretty gnarly. Chimera's got a lot of mouths It's sort of like that mana from heaven's story where it uh 40 days or what was it 40 years in the desert? And then it started raining mana, but of course in this situation. It's a Pegasus duke What is mana? It's like garbage that rains from the sky that you say it back in the day It's red. That's all it is. It's like bad. So Medusa. It's also magic Okay, it's like I remember that from magic to gather. So Medusa She birthed Pegasus, which means she had to like have come from like a bat and a horse inside of her What what created pegas or yeah, she fucks call it an eagle in a horse

Okay, it's not a bat. It's an eagle. Right. Yeah. Yeah, but Poseidon's like a water god. Yeah, right And then Medusa's got all the the snakes and stuff and weird head Get out the garbage Poseidon! You know things like this And then she birthed out of this out of these two Creatures birthed a winged animal beast. Yeah, what's so hard to find? She was having sex with a mailman. That's right. I think Medusa was banging somebody on the side Yeah, and that mailman was a giant winged horse mailman. Yeah, you know what I'm gonna do right now

I'm gonna bring these two things together. I'm gonna bring the unicorn and the Pegasus into one animal The Ethiopian Pegasus the Ethiopian peg. I literally just pictured like the saddest creature on the side of a road Be like give me food I almost instinctively went to my pocket to pull 50 cents out to give to Alyssa Milano Because she's the face of all the poor kids right now for just 13 cents a day. You can help Ethiopian You can help an Ethiopian Pegasus. It's got flies all under its eye I'm a mythical creature. I'm from the gods. Okay Ethiopian Pegasus. Sure. Yeah, absolutely And there's like some relief workers just being like fly out of here

Just use your wings and fly to America, but I'm too tired Oh, here's an apple. I don't know. Just you know, you know, man Yeah, well the Ethiopian Pegasus had a horn coming out of the middle of its head Oh, yeah, and there's plenty of other. Uh, there's plenty of other Pegasi out there the Tolpar Okay, that's from Turkic mythology And the Tolpar Oh, yeah, well, it's also the state emblem of Kazakhstan and Mongolia Oh, okay. Yeah, so there's a little bit of real life jazz for you

So the Pegasus the state emblem of Mongolia and Kazakhstan great vacation spot if you love rocks Yeah Yeah, and usually they base these things off as something that's real Usually They don't have much other they don't have like I mean, I don't know a lot about Mongolia But I'm pretty certain that there's no animals there and they don't have any sunshine Well, Henry, why don't you just let us tell us everything that you know about Mongolia right now?

Um, okay, Mongolian beef, but I'm pretty certain that that is a Chinese food item I don't think that's really good. You know Mongolia. I just figured out. I just uh, googled Mongolia And apparently google started to know me pretty well because I googled Mongolia and the first thing that came up was Mongolian death worm Oh, excellent. Yeah, the Mongolian death worm. It's a cryptid that it is said to Exist in the Gobi desert It has the ability to spew forth acid that on contact will turn anything it touches yellow and corroded And it's also the vice president It also has the means to kill at a distance by means of an electrical discharge

Sounds like a like a dude who does like braziers porn semen Sounds like what his penis does to these poor women and they're reportedly between two and five feet long Oh, wow thick bodied This is from the book on the trail of ancient man written in 1926 by Roy Chapman Andrews Okay, he says he cites The Mongolian prime minister who in 1922 described the worm It is shaped like a sausage about two feet long has no head nor leg and it is so poisonous that merely to touch it means instant death It lives in the most desolate parts of the Gobi desert

I think that's how mongolian sound. It sounds good. Yeah, it sounds like a mixture between Between Middle Eastern and Native American. Yeah, and then hungover america. I think yeah Mongolian is more like Oh, like it's like it's some abrasive. It's an abrasive language. Yeah, or they sound Klingon. They But again, I have never really traveled outside of america and I've never once paid attention to mongolia Even for a second Well, yeah, I mean we've dedicated quite a bit of time to mongolia though We're really educating minds and uh everything that we've said so far about mongolia is uh is wrong

So if you have a test and they're like, what's mongolia all about don't mention anything that we've said Any of these facts? Facts, yes Well in pop culture the pegasus back over to our winged horse friend In pop culture. There was a terry tunes television series that aired in the mid sixties It was called luno the white stallion. Okay, and luno was able to be summoned Of course luno was a little toy that a little boy owned and luno would be summoned by saying these words Oh winged horse of marble white take me on a magic flight

It's like john belushi talking to cocaine I want to go fishing luno with captain ahab Well now that's what I call a whale of a trip But you're the boss hang on I don't pay you to be punny jackass. Just get me to ahab. Fucking be a train for a second you fucking force Are we almost there? We're approaching captain ahab's fishing village now I do like this song Yeah, I got the whole album of this music

The captain is knowing about his latest encounter with moby dick the great white wave I mean none of this has It's none of this is worth anything No, no, this is worth it. This is all because that's captain ahab. That's also not real I'm pretty certain that is that what's it steven neville. I'm not sure the name of the actor from the 1950s I it's like, uh, what's his name got paul lind. I think is captain Yeah, paul lind the center square usually the center square there in uh in hollywood squares What was so what's the state? What was the sentence you have to say again?

Um, oh winged horse of marble white take me on a magic flight. Yeah, I feel like this is like getting an uber It is I feel like it's whatever you like businessman in america says while they're getting on a flight to thailand Right before they're about to go have sex with a bunch of uh paid young boys. Yes My little young boy is dressed like lindenby johnson Nice, we got the lindenby johnson boy. I do I like when they play characters. This is how the illuminati talks Yeah, oh you have the illuminati the lindenby johnson boy. I loved him. I'll tell you I had just had the greatest time with I blew crazy spider webs all over that kid that dressed like princess leah Oh my god

And I thought it was okay because he was dressed like an adult woman, but he was seven and a boy but Anyway, and he was mature for his age. She actually looked like he was 10 Oh, yeah, I mean he was he was snappy. Sometimes he would even say things like I don't want it I was like you are just too much Well speaking of the illuminati, I'd like to pause for a second to say All hail the satanic zionist luciferian necromantic masonic jesuit cia mafia shadow government elite establishment. Oh my thank you All hail all hail all hail the hail them hail them. We have to say that at the end of ever show now I mean that's a real mouthful. I think so. Yeah. Thank you joseph anthony reese for uh posting a wonderful little thing on the facebook group

All right. Yes, it made me laugh. It was very good. And it makes me feel I mean now we're set They're not going to shut off our fucking podcast, right? Yeah, no the feed's still up We're going to be just fine feed still going. Oh and by the way if you really want to find something fun Uh google unicorn orgy I mean don't if you don't do it if you want to find something disgusting Yeah, maybe unicorn. Yeah, I want I was about to post it on the facebook page But then when I did post it there was a picture of a unicorn like it was a statue that someone had made of a unicorn Fucking a wood nymph. Uh-huh. And it's the problem. Yeah, this is a problem. I mean, it was very gross

How would a unicorn even have sex with a wooden imp? I mean, this is The ins and outs of that. Well, let me let me let me kind of maybe figure it out What they do is a wooden imp is probably out picking up sticks to make its fucking house, right? I'm not sure what wood nymphs do right hot. Yeah, a unicorn comes and just fucking knocks it down with its hooves, right? So it's unconscious. Oh, yeah And then forces itself inside of the wood nymph because the wood nymphs fucking two feet long I'm rock over here. Yeah, and a unicorn a unicorn's dick It's probably kind of like caramel loans

So you're talking like a well at least a foot and a half Caramel loan and it's just fucking it's literally spearing this wood nymph like it's a swedish meatball Sure. Um, so now you're getting it kills it. It kills it. Yeah Yeah, yeah, that was a very that was a very hot description because it was sure, you know else is hot Centaurs. Yes What about what's some information on centaurs? Well, they're a half human half horse Most are wild and savage and they're known for their lustfulness and drunkenness, right? Just like the Miami heat

Yeah, I'll give you that and and centaurs definitely. I mean, I definitely did a bit of a search Uh for of course all the different types of porn that you can find on this stuff Uh centaurs definitely by far out of all the mythological creatures represent the vast majority of mythological pornography They like it. This was the thing they enjoyed the most the vast majority of it Because the best part about a centaurs you can get some tits on it Yeah Is that you could have you're gonna have half half woman half centaur So you could still have you could still look at boobies and then you can get the horse stuff that you like

Yeah, but I mean if you're having sex with a centaur though, you would have to be behind it You can't see the boobies you can't get a blowjob from a centaur. Yeah, you don't have that's how you avoid to not That's how you avoid breaking any laws. Do they have a horse's mouth? I mean, do they have a horse's teeth? No, no, it's uh, it's a woman's mouth It's a woman. It can't be a woman or a man. It's like where the neck of the horse is supposed to be It kind of curves upward uh into the form of a woman the torso of a woman. Yeah, like like Holden's mother Yeah, hold them from the round table. Uh, yeah, but I mean I'm just concerned that they might have the mind of a horse

When it comes down to the blowjob I mean they look carrots and oats You know, they like that kind of stuff. They like apples. Well, this is a good question I never really thought about this and you know, perhaps Marcus and Henry the two brilliant minds that you are could help me out What did they eat? Do they eat like a horse or do they eat like a human? Do you bring them to a buffet or do you bring them to a field? Humans can eat humans and horses alike can eat apples been. Yep. I know carrots and oats. No because horses eat the core

Which is disgusting. There is no core to an apple. Yeah What what you've never Never had an apple go back and eat your thinking of potato. Yeah, you're thinking of a potato Self once go buy an apple and eat it. There is no core. There's like seeds in it Henry, you are truly. Truly. This is ridiculous You could give a horse you could give a horse a hamburger if you want you can give a horse A hot dog. Yeah, but a horse doesn't eat any of this shit. No, I know they'll eat it But they don't seek it out. No horse wants a hamburger. They don't want the Taco Bell breakfast for you. No

Because I've never seen one go. I've never seen one in Lion and Burger King. Yeah, because they're prisoners They run all around They run all around they run all around within the confines of their prison. Yeah. Yeah, so you tell me if you put it into obedience You're shackled up and they're forced to walk down Fifth Avenue in the middle of fucking Manhattan. All right, de Blasio de Blasio Marcus you put a McDonald's on the cattle ranch that you have you think any of these horses are gonna be going to the McDonald's I mean horses don't really they don't have currency. They that they have no money But you tell me you don't tell me a horse doesn't come up and go up to the counter and go like plop plop plop plop

You're not gonna give it a free hamburger. I mean Yes, sir. Yeah We want fries with that, you know, and then you just fucking then the horse just fucking jumps over and rapes poor Mandy Harvey R. Bardem from uh, no country for old men just comes and shoots it with an air rock Air pressurizer and put the horse down and then you have your meat for the next day Of course, absolutely. Yeah, and I checked out, uh, you know, Centaur porn on Yahoo answers Where can I find Centaur porn and the guy makes sure to clarify Centaur on human? I'm sick, but not that sick

Oh, very good. Very good. And it looks like you can go to dan buru.com For uh, for Centaur porn. What is it dan buru dan buru dan buru I don't know if we should be plugging it. Should we be plugging it? I should not be on this website I absolutely should not be on the website though Marcus's eyes just became as large as saucers And I swear to christ if we ever did see a UFO your eyes will be half as a gape as they were when you looked at Centaur porn I should not be on that side Is it not just a place where they have a bunch of images and like half them could be like 14 year old girls, right? Exactly what it is. That's why I should not be on the site. All right, so nobody go to that. All right, so let's go to the

We're a little off topic. Okay. Let's get back on topic here. We were talking about centaurs No, but now we're talking. I think we're more into centaur porn than we are centaurs. Absolutely centaurs are boring Yeah, that's the best part. That's the best part about centaurs. All right, so we got the uniform You know what I wrote down about centaurs. I wrote down one sentence about centaurs A centaur is known for its form of half human half horse most are wild and savage known for their lustfulness and drunkenness Some like hamburgers. All right, so now we've completed the sentence fairies. Let's go to fairies. Let's uh, yeah Let's uh round this whole thing out. Yes with fairies. Uh, it's derived the word fairy is derived from the English word. Hey Okay, so for size means gay. Yeah, sounds like it. Yes. Yes. Yes various

Folkloreist traditions refer to them euphemistically by names such as we folk good folk people of peace Uh fair folk which in welsh is pronounced till it's worth egg Okay, how do you is that how it's pronounced? I think because it's too weird. Hey Do you think I take it would take? Yeah Their origins are their origins are less clear in folklore being Variously described as dead or some form of demon or a species completely independent of humans or angels Some people say that fairies were the angels in the middle during the war in heaven

That there were some angels that were on god side Other angels that were on satan side and the fairies were the pussies in the middle Who didn't take any one son and brian cramston was their father and they had a wonderful television show on tv Legolas was just there just like combing his hair just going on like where's my trailer? Where's my trailer? Excuse me Fairy in the middle that sounds much better than Malcolm in the middle very much so Various animals have also been described as fairies Sometimes this is the result of shape-shifting on the part of the fairy

As in the case of the usually result of likey musical theater when you're in third grade usually but Some some people describe the selki as uh as fairies selki that is a scottish Uh folklore that's a scottish scottish animal those are seal people And they're not just talking about scottish people in general not at all not just scottish people who live by the sea These are half men half seals So if you were uh married to somebody and you want to really uh defame their mother-in-law you call them a skelky selki you some kind you some kind of seal woman I didn't tell because of the way you're clapping and your huge hands

Yeah, uh in some folklore fairies have green eyes and they often bite their biters. Oh, yeah fair They'll trick you they'll steal your children and their children will go with that And you'll like you can become a changeling for some reason I don't know why they steal them because it seems like why don't you just have more fairies because aren't fairies Like what you fucking trade in aren't they all full of magic? Why do you want to some regular dumb kid? Steals your children. I think you're mispronouncing gypsies Isn't that the gypsy way Oh, there's no they just steal your watches and your hearts. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes

There's one popular belief in ireland particularly that fairies are really the spirits of the dead the banshee for one uh banshee translates Uh from the iric irish gaelic, uh banshee Yeah, can you please pronounce it correctly banshee? Banshee or the scottish gaelic banshif Okay, which both mean fairy woman fairy banshee or banshee banshif. Yeah, she Uh, and that's a fair woman. Yeah, it means zoey deschanel and scottish. Oh very interesting And uh, there's one some people who uh, believe them to be a class of demoted angels as I said

Yeah, yeah, but they were uh when the angels revolted god ordered the gates shut Those still in heaven remained angels those in hell became devils and those caught in between became fairies So were you telling me that fred fra the the late and deceased fred felps from the west borough baptist church might have been right? He's a fairy right now. No fairies happen. Would that make me so upset if he found out that he turned into a fairy? When he woke up on a tiger lily with the fucking little bug antennas and a fucking big butterfly wings It would be adorable. I would love to see that old hate filled bastard as a fairy I'm just going like oh, oh, I'm alive. I'm alive. I can't believe I made it to the after No

And then he was like, I'm every woman is like playing on the street. Yeah, he's born when roller skates Well, speak speaking of hate filled christians Uh, the puritans came along and ruined the whole fairy game Of course is that they came in and they started telling everyone that fairies were actually demons And they were there to hurt you and you know what sometimes I will admit. Yes fairies. They can be a bit mischief makers They can definitely make mischief out there There's yeah, they're tricksters. Uh, sometimes they tangle your hair when you're sleeping. They call those elf locks Let's call that creepy uncle john

But isn't that dreading because you haven't slept in days like you've you've been sleeping You're a fucking like crust punk underneath a bridge somewhere Uh, they also steal uh small items. They lead travelers astray. Oh, man. Uh, but there is a dark side Any form of sudden death might stem from a fairy kidnapping with the apparent corpse being a wooden stand-in with the appearance of the kidnapped person That's creepy. So when someone dies make sure they're not made of wood Yes, the other thing is too is an american apparel if you go and see those mannequins with all the bush hairs hanging out Those were models that were stolen by fairies So if you kiss them then they come to life and then you get to have a really romantic evening with them inside of the american apparel

Only inside of the american apparel. Yeah, that's it You can't eat in one of those because there's a strict no eating only drinking diet coke Cheap dates cheap dates and plenty of bush hair Lot of bush hair. So the puritans came in and said the fairies were demons. Yeah, but at no point where they're like They're not real. No, they said they're real. Yeah Of course, these are the same people that had to acknowledge the fucking existence of unicorns. Right, right, right? Yeah And where did yes, they are real too. Yes. Where did fairies come from? What was the whole basis? Why did people start to believe in it?

You know, there's a whole lot of different, uh, you know fairies ever. Yeah, they exist in a lot of different cultures They're like anything else that just there to explain away certain things Uh, you know, like, uh, what happened? Oh, fairy did it great Also, if you want to get into like real theories, like, you know, they also talk about, you know, in iceland We covered that whole thing about the hill to thick. Yeah, which was the hidden people and there's a lot of uh, If you do believe that there are many dimensions, which I sometimes think especially if I'm smoking a bunch of weed But you like that there are entities that uh live on this earth with us that are, you know, sometimes called Aliens, sometimes called fairies, sometimes called ghosts and that all of that could be a part of a gigantic

Like, you know, sort of uh, a big paranormal theory that they are all just uh, they're they're spiritual creatures Yeah, they're just gonna snuck through some yeah, just kind of snuck through, huh? And they call them fairies because sometimes they'll tie up your bush hairs. You know what I mean? Sometimes they'll, you know, have sex with your wife Oh, that's not so bad. Oh, they do other horrible things too. They also cause the consumption as it was called in ireland Otherwise known as tuberculosis and the rest of the civilized world. Oh, I thought that was called zebrowski christmas Yes It was

You'll never get away Consumption was sometimes blamed on the fairies forcing young men and women to dance at revels every night Causing them to waste away from lack of rest and if any of you out there have read Johnathan strange and mr. Norrell, then yes, I have that this is true. Yeah, that's how lady Lady green foot lady pole. I'll see wasted away After a time man, I'm getting very very close to a much unused nerd alert But the man with the fissle down the head came every night and lady pole. It was a good book This is it's it is a good book. It's a very good entertaining book

It's just elements if you begin to describe them make you Ring the nerd alert. Yeah the nerd alert I mean, you know, I know people on the last podcast page have been trying to figure out drinking games nerd alert You got a slam a bottle of vodka. They're very rare the nerd alert, you know for sir Walter pole had lost his wife lady pole on the eve of their marriage So he brought england's foremost magician gilbert norrell in to resurrect us the story. This is what happened I don't want another story. I don't care another story talents to south beach That's the mr. Norrell did

All right fairies. They also if you see them writing domestic animals like cows or pigs or ducks Give them a pat because they're the cutest thing in the world That is the cutest thing in the world make it like a little and get put them in a sunflower Run away because this causes paralysis. Ah It's not good So if you see the cutest thing on earth, you literally can't move ever again Yes, literally you got to get away from that. All right, which is the problem Because I watched all this stuff on pugs earlier today and I've been having problems with my feet

Ever since you know, maybe it's the same thing just being too cute Yeah, you know It'd also be because I ate ham for breakfast and I'm starting to feel faint, you know, yeah There's also been uh the reportings. There's been sightings of fairy funerals Very yes, and this is by a doodon and they have like little goblet little shiny goblets and they they like Dump like, you know, whatever it is their purity elixir and just be like that's one for my fairy Oh, that's very nice a rival fairy group shows up with a bunch of fucking little fairy machine guns and fucking Like a blights them up the whole thing goes down. It's like that guns and roses video for november rain

Everyone's jumping through the fairy It's very sad ruins the whole wedding when these uh very rival groups come after each other Well, this eyewitness does come from a credible source. This comes from famed poet and painter william blake tiger tiger burning bright That guy I don't remember the rest of it and he believes in fairies Oh, are you telling me a poet some bad shit in like literature and over time? I'm so glad we're past all that dumb shit and now we're making good stuff Well, yeah, absolutely. I I can't get enough alina dunham in that show girls

We are really making it nothing but quality Well alan cunningham in his lives of imminent british painters records that william blake claimed to have seen a fairy funeral Did you ever see a fairy funeral madame said blake to a lady who happened to sit next to him? Never say william blake an eternal bachelor Never saw said the lady I have said blake, but not before last night So he saw a fairy funeral last night and he went on to tell her how in his garden He had seen a procession of creatures of the size and color of green and gray grasshoppers

Bearing a body laid out on a rose leaf which they buried with songs and then disappeared They're believed to say that they were also in the very beginnings of learning how to make booze So like when they were drinking stuff, they didn't know what they were drinking You know what I mean? So half the time these guys were just you know, they're just drinking straight up rubbing alcohol equivalent That they think is fancy booze just tripping it does seem uh kevin barnett from the round table This does seem like a pickup line. He would actually have you ever seen a fairy funeral? I saw one last night and he might actually uh get laid because of it And you know what unicorns? They're not the only ones that are in the news lately. We've also got

Fairies in the news lately Where else? But mexico the mexican fairy. Yeah, and in fact this story is from today taking our american fairies jobs An unemployed 22 year old bricklayer from guadalajara who claims he found a fairy has caused a commotion in this western mexican Metropolis jose maldenado He charges who charges a monetary donation in exchange for displaying What appears to be a simple plastic figure kept in a container of formaldehyde? Says he's already been received

3000 visits from people eager to see the so-called fairy at his home and lomas verdes One of guadalajara's poorest and most dangerous neighborhoods. I thought the only mexican fairy was oscar delahoya. Am I right? I think you're right. All right, so now we're gonna hear a bit of a quote from mr. Maldonado. Oh, okay Well, you want to talk to me? Yes I was speaking guavas and I saw a twinkling. I thought it was a firefly You're drunk, uh, right see See I am

I was speaking guavas And I saw a twinkling I thought it was a firefly. Sure. I picked it up And felt that it was moving When I looked at it I knew it I can't even tell What was it? It was moving. There's a moving firefly. Don't leave me hanging

I picked it up and I felt and I picked it up and felt that it was moving when I looked at it I knew it was a fairy godmother fairy godmother Uh, the tale of the fairy that Maldonado claims to has discovered last weekend has run like wildfire through the area And his home is now besieged by the curious some of whom wait for up to an hour to enter this country needs help Oh, absolutely. How did you know? Can I read the other one here? This other thing? Absolutely. It says that yes, this is for this is from scissor ramirez one of the visitors Are you seeing everything you sound just like the other guy?

One yeah, you just sound just like Juan Caesar. He is my brother from nine different generations ago Oh, I see. I've seen everything and yes, I believe the fairy is real Therefore, I wanted to come and could confirm that those means are true It's just he just believes it. It's a fucking you're all just like I mean it is something that he got when he crossed the border and went to a hardy's and got like a happy meal and it came with a toy It's just the fucking I've seen you seen this. No, I haven't actually seen the picture. Yeah, uh, it's It's just a tinker bell. Let me see it marcus

That is a tinker bell toy. Yeah Maldonado shows when what Maldonado shows the paying public is a small container filled with formaldehyde Containing a human-like figure about two centimeters tall with a gelatinous consistency and a certain resemblance to peter pants tinkerbell That's not tinkerbell. You know if that is that's that's the wasp from marvel comics It's the wasp. It's the wasp Yeah, it's where it's even wearing the suit and everything and it's pointing. It's it's pointing It's the dumbest thing i've ever heard god. This is amazing. We gotta go to mexico We gotta go to mexico but anything in your apartment can just be like this was pissed in by the by by uh, you know

Mother mary yourself come and smell it and then everyone will smell it for ten dollars a sniff Mother mary's peace. I can tell because I have seen everything And I smelled it and it smelled like peace Yeah All right, so we're gonna end this whole thing With these two Adorable little girls. All right. Yeah, I love to watch these videos Make it easy buddy. I'd love to see it. Good lord. They're regulars on the ellen show

My favorite show as well. Is it your favorite show creepy guy? I love this show I love when she dances because it's just so fun It is very funny lighthearted people do enjoy that sort of lighthearted comedy. Yeah, so these are two little girls Their names are sophia grace and rosie. They're these two adorable little british girls And they're gonna tell us a little secret merges. I can't wait Merges are so excited. You're crossing the line. Henry. I didn't see what you said. You're crossing the line Um, all right. So yeah, so we got unicorns fairies pegasus. What else do we touch on?

I hope everybody learned something today. I think that no this was the least educational episode we've ever done No, we learned about the bible. That's true. Yeah Unicorns and how they're real Um, we learned about and the other animals that unicorns could possibly be which we know is not true Right. Um, we learned about Horses like pegasus. Yeah pegasuses and horses and what they eat apples have cores Um, apples don't have cores. Try it. Just try it. This is just always the way that we argue You just say things that are wrong and then I say things that are right, but then you just keep on saying you're wrong

Thanks. I just I just make my own reality. That's right. Yes. Um All right, so the live show we can what's that Henry? No, it's wonderful. That's all I said. Yeah, it was wonderful All right, so we've got the live show this saturday. Yeah, this saturday 29th at the creek in the cave It'll be at 10 p.m. Yes, which will be very very fun and uh, yeah, so come out to that and that's marcus parks on twitter I'm ben kissle on twitter and that's Henry loves you on twitter and be on the lookout for the new season And your pretty face is going to hell it's coming next year. Absolutely. And it's really far in advance But be on the lookout for it be on the lookout for it You know, they're not going to blast you with a bunch of marketing. You don't want to pay attention to

Be on the lookout for it. We would never do that to you And if you're in uh, new york on april 4th, uh, my band the cowmen we're playing trash bar at midnight. All right It's a good time. It's a good time going there. You take your shirts off Boys and girls mostly just girls and then only some of the girls. Yeah All right, so hail yourself Hail Satan Me goes to lake. Help me. All right, we'll talk to you soon