Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 119: The Satanic Government Part II: The Franklin Cover-Up Part I

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

We continue our investigation into the Satanic government with The Franklin Cover-Up which centered around pedophile sex ring that operated out of Omaha, NE during the eighties and was promptly, you g...uessed it, covered up by the government.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? You hurt your throat. I've never heard of anyone hurting their throat. No, I've hurt my throat and then also my whole hotel room just reeks of weed and peanut
Starting point is 00:00:24 butter and farts. Welcome to the show everyone, that's Parkside Ben Kessel. We've got Henry over in Atlanta. How are you doing, buddy? Doing great. Regency sweets. Come on by. It needs a woman's touch.
Starting point is 00:00:41 I could imagine. Bags of grease everywhere. There was a bit with peanut butter and I literally, I got peanut butter all over my hotel room. So it's just if the Rolling Stones never had sex, what would their hotel room have looked like? It would just look like this, just cigarette butts and old beers and just the smell of the ozone of internet burning with porn. You could smell the Wi-Fi being used.
Starting point is 00:01:12 For some reason, I just imagine a pentagram, just smeared on the wall in peanut butter. I will say this to anybody, if you're feeling satanic, do what I've been doing, which is take off all your clothes, which is a given. But then I've been listening to Reverend C.J. Thompson, the gospel music, just getting fucking Blitzkrieg hammered by myself in the hotel room and just smoking weed and dancing, like literally dancing like a native American, like dancing back and forth. I've been alone for a while. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Well, you don't sound like it. These are all normal thoughts. I told someone I did this on set and they're just like, what are you doing? And I was like, nobody comes here. Yeah. Why don't, I mean, I feel like every time somebody has a show that they're the star of and that show is filming, they tend to have sex with a bunch of chicks or like have friends.
Starting point is 00:02:04 No, we're doing shit a new way. Your new Hollywood, huh? It's new. This is a new Hollywood. It's called play with your balls until nothing interests you about your deck. Oh, wow. Oh, that's sad. Never.
Starting point is 00:02:18 You always want to maintain interest in your penis when you lose it. You know, that's, that's really sad. I hate it. Yeah. All right. So we got, we have so much to talk about this. Speaking of hating penis, there's some boys out there that really hated some penis after meeting members of our government.
Starting point is 00:02:32 That's right. Satanism in the government part two, the Franklin cover up. I did it the second way this time. You did it. You did it. It was very good. Marcus has been shattered. Henry, you were so lucky not to have, uh, have had to see Marcus has shattered beautiful
Starting point is 00:02:48 blue eyes just crying on a daily basis because of this, uh, because of the story. As I said on the, uh, on the last episode, the end of the last episode, this is the first thing. This is the 120th episode out of 120 episodes. This is the first thing that has ever given me legit nightmares, like three nights in a row. I could not sleep like I could not wait to get fucking wasted so I can finally sleep. And I finally did.
Starting point is 00:03:14 That's great. No, I've been, I did that the last two nights. I tried to catch up and fill up some gas, but basically you and I had a conversation while I was in the aquarium where you sounded like Russ Cole and you were talking about like the numbers on add up just saying something like this. And I was in front of a beautiful beluga whale tank and I was like, I'll take care of, let me do some research. And so I've been researching it and it's, it's pretty tough stuff.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I wish I could just see a thought bubble of the beluga whale and it would just be like, how did he get out there? I've been stuck in here. How did he get out? The only beluga whale to ever escape must be very confusing for these poor belugas. He must be the king of the whale. No, I wish that I could be with him and his kingdom. Oh, look at him eating a corn dog.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I wonder what that's like. Oh, I need this kelp. Yeah. Stupid beluga whales. I gotta say one thing, man. Manta rays. They got big pussies. We got to get to this story, we haven't spoken too long yet, but I want to get back to that
Starting point is 00:04:14 big pussy thing. But Mark is okay. Yeah. So let me just, let me just again, do a little bit of a caveat for this episode. This episode is particularly intense. What we were saying is it may be doing like a little bit of a drinking game where anytime you feel like staring off into the distance, like you're the last tombstone in a drowning graveyard, take a drink.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Every time that you, uh, you want to walk off the face of the earth to icy grip of death. Sure. Take a drink. Yeah. No, absolutely. And, uh, you know, I know Henry suggested you take your clothes off, but put your clothes back on. Put your clothes on securely.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Securely. Have a fucking glass of bourbon. Yeah. Go out to the liquor shop. This is not like partying around. We're all going to have a fun road trip podcast. This is have a glass of bourbon, listen to this at fucking 1230 at night with nobody around, especially if you're feeling regrets.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Yep. This is our, this is our old, old sad country. All right. I mean, if you really, if you want, I mean, if you want to look at it, it's, it's very possible that the first season of true detective, the whole conspiracy was based on the Franklin coverup. Absolutely. This is, this is entirely true.
Starting point is 00:05:24 All the stuff that we found in for me, it's, it's ridiculously, it's been ridiculously covered up. I mean, the, the, the documentary, like even before you see what you see this podcast or you listen to this podcast, watch the conspiracy of silence documentary on YouTube. It is a must see. It's intense. It's intense. All right.
Starting point is 00:05:44 So Marcus, you're going to start this song. I'm going to, I'm going to start it off. I'm going to start it up off with a quote. This is, this was said by former CIA director William Colby to state Senator John DeKamp who wrote the Franklin coverup of which most of our research was taken from. This is what he said, what you have to understand, John, is that sometimes there are forces and events too big, too powerful, with so much at stake for other people or institutions that you cannot do anything about them, no matter how evil or wrong they are, and no
Starting point is 00:06:17 matter how dedicated or sincere you are, or how much evidence you have, this is simply one of the hard facts of life you have to face. Yeah. It's going against the M&M corporation. It's really hard. Absolutely. I was going to say that so the New York Knicks felt about the Chicago Bulls in the mid 90s. Am I right, Michael Jordan?
Starting point is 00:06:37 Was he a pedophile? So the Franklin child prostitution ring allegations, these took place, the allegations took place between 1988 and 1981 and they involved an alleged child sex ring serving prominent citizens of the Nebraska Republican Party as well as high level US politicians. We only legally have to keep saying alleged and supposed. We have to legally say that, but again, I want to say it's pretty fucking intense. Yeah. I mean, again, these are Nebraska high powered politicians, so basically the only people
Starting point is 00:07:12 in town with a suit jacket, and then you just immediately get elected because you look classy. A firm handshake and blue eyes, and your tits don't immediately wiggle. You have to have hard tips. I've actually heard that. You know, that's hurt. Miss Hillary Clinton in the past couple of runs, not a hard enough bosom. Old cardboard box, cardboard box chest, Hillary Clinton.
Starting point is 00:07:35 That's right. All right. Let's get into this disgusting story and the allegations also claim that the alleged sex ring was led by a cult of devil worshipers involved in the mutilation, sacrifice and cannibalism of numerous children. Again, a defamation of Satanism, again, a defamation of Satanism or we'll get into that later on. The allegations centered on the actions of one man, Larry King, Jr., who ran the now
Starting point is 00:08:01 defunct Franklin Community Federal Credit Union Omaha, which is created to serve a poor neighborhood in Omaha, Nebraska. Now we're not talking about everybody's favorite Jews, suspenders wearing Larry King. We're talking about like a big, he was the head of the black Republicans of Nebraska. And quite simply the most evil fuck who ever existed. I can't think of anyone that's worse than this guy or maybe like an Allen keys, but I think Allen keys actually looks very good. He's the only other black Republican I can think of.
Starting point is 00:08:34 So during the seventies and eighties, Larry King ran the Franklin Credit Union. He ran it as essentially a Ponzi scheme and he looted over $40 million on from the federal credit union. So for example, he rented a townhouse that was, I think it cost $5,000 a month and rent. He made $17,000 a year and I say that he threw these parties in order to get grants for the Franklin Credit Union in Washington, DC, basically go wine, dine a bunch of politicians. But basically you're finding out that he's already, I mean, he's just taken the money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Yeah. He's just taken all the money and he was a very prominent politician. He sang the national anthem at the Republican national convention in both 1984 and 1988. He's got a thick voice, a beautiful voice, a very good voice. You know, he looks like a male Oprah Winfrey. A little bit. Yeah. Twice he got to sing the national anthem.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Yeah. Yeah. Twice. 84 and 88. Yeah. You can go anywhere with a beautiful voice. Yeah. For some reason, the fact that this all takes place in Nebraska, I just can't help to think
Starting point is 00:09:39 but like Bruce Dern and Matt Forte walking in there, you know, and just goofing around because, you know, Bruce has lost his mind a little bit. Yeah. Just wants to have sex with boys. Yeah. Yeah. So 1988, don't laugh like that after you say the sentence, he just wants to have sex with boys.
Starting point is 00:09:59 What's wrong with you? Oh, it's gonna be a lot of that. So in Omaha, among the black population, everyone knew that Larry King had a dark side. This woman I read right here said this sentence about Lawrence King, let's call him Lawrence King. Yeah. Lawrence King. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:18 We're doing the Larry Fishburne to Lawrence Fishburne. Yeah. Let's give him a Lawrence. Yeah. Lawrence Fishburne loves boys. He loves them like he shouldn't. Ulyss Washington said that. No.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Not sure where she was. You mean Lawrence King? You said Lawrence Fishburne. Lawrence Fishburne. No. Another accusation. Lawrence King loves boys just because he has sons, he loves his sons, but this Lawrence King, he loves boys and he loves them like he shouldn't.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Exactly. And of course, there were tons of rumors all around Omaha about the pedophile ring. People, I mean, people knew that some shit was up all over Omaha and Larry King, he was not trying to hide this shit at all. He thought he was invincible. There were multimillion dollar renovations to his office. He demanded in his offices that a bedroom be built and the door was locked, entry was prohibited to everyone and King was the only one allowed inside except for quote unquote
Starting point is 00:11:15 friends. Yes. That accompanied him inside. Okay. And Michael Jackson had the same exact thing with this teddy bear room that was built next to his bedroom. Also, the big thing is that a lot of these $40 million came from directly. It was basically, a lot of the Franklin Credit Union would have the accounts of high-ranking
Starting point is 00:11:34 members of a place called Boys Town, which was essentially a fake city built for boys. It was for the embedded of young males, which you can imagine when you build a place called Boys Town, it turns into a child farm. Yeah. And that's what it became. And so basically. Yeah. You can't call it child farm though.
Starting point is 00:11:54 No. That's just a dead getaway. You can't call it child farm. No. It's not called. Any man, any man who would ever go to Boys Town should be arrested immediately. Immediately. And by the way, Boys Town is the richest square mile on the face of the earth.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Yep. And so it was considered a city and a charitable organization, so it got crazy tax breaks. So there's also a belief that a lot of the $40 million that he embezzled went back to the actual shareholders at Boys Town to be used as rat holes to hold his money until he got out of jail. So did they have like boy mayors? And it was everyone just to try like little kid cops, like you've been tricyclic. You didn't want to win the election of being boy mayor because you got a promotion.
Starting point is 00:12:39 You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It wasn't good. No. So it seems the whole time that Larry King or Lawrence King, his partner in crime was a guy named Craig Spence. Okay. Craig Spence was a correspondent for ABC in Vietnam, and he eventually made his way
Starting point is 00:12:56 into the blackmailing business, blackmailing right wing politicians in Japan. Are you telling me that the U.S. sent some nice boy over to Vietnam just to, you know, or ABC sent a nice kid over to Vietnam and then he came back all messed up? Yeah. And then he committed like crimes against other people? Oh, absolutely. Did anybody come back better? From Vietnam?
Starting point is 00:13:15 I want to know somebody. My father. Yeah, your father? Yeah, because he was stationed on a submarine in the Gulf of Mexico. So him and his boys literally just played like McHale's Navy type prank surge. Yeah, it sounds like that movie Down Periscope. Yes. So Spence, he had a gigantic house in Washington.
Starting point is 00:13:34 The house was bugged from floor to ceiling. So this guy had dirt on everybody all the time. He always bragged about his CIA connections. We're going to get into the CIA later. Well, he also probably could have been a floating member of the CIA. What we learn about, the more and more you read into this stuff, you learn about how many of these guys aren't even on fucking, they don't even have paperwork. They're really getting paid in brown paper bags back and forth.
Starting point is 00:13:58 And sometimes they don't even know that they're working for the CIA. They think they're working for another company. Yeah. Yeah. And so this guy, Craig Spence, this is, he was actually busted in 1989. This is from a Washington Times article. The article was called Homosexual Prostitution Inquiry in Snares VIPs with Reagan and Bush. Now the Washington Times article alleged that key officials in the Ronald Reagan and George
Starting point is 00:14:23 H.W. Bush administrations were connected to an elaborate Washington, D.C. male prostitute ring and reported that two of these prostitutes even entered the White House at night. Now Spence actually went to jail for this, right? Yes, he did. That makes the whole Ronald Reagan being grandpa really disgusting, you know, because it's almost like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But yeah, so actually Craig Spence, he didn't actually go to jail.
Starting point is 00:14:50 He committed suicide less than a year after that Washington Times article came out. And we're going to be seeing a lot of those throughout this story. A lot of people committing suicide. This is a suspicious suicide, I would. Very suspicious suicide. The CIA actually used a term called Get Suicided. It's actually, there was talking about this guy named Webb who was a, he was, he was his journalist.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I forget what story he was covering, something to do with Afghanistan and they called, basically they said he got suicided because they found him dead of two self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the face. Two to the face. Two. So they were like, and doctors, the coroner came out and said, you know what, that's not very common. You see the old two to the head.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Yeah. That's the one, but it seems like he just shot once through his mouth because he was a pussy and then shot himself on the head proper. Right, right. Yeah. That seems rough. If you're the hit man that's going over to see this guy and you have to make it look like a suicide, that's just a bad day.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Yeah. That's just, that's, you know, that's when you can't ask these people to do, get suicide on Mondays. That's why you got to get these guys, you treat, you take the corpse, right? You strangle them, dress them up as a bellhop, take a bunch of bananas at the top of a flight of stairs and just throw them down the flight of stairs. That's another way to do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah. So it said that on these tours that Craig Spence took of the White House at night with the male prostitutes, it is said that one of the people along was an underage 15 year old boy named Paul Benaki. Okay. Now Paul Benaki is the centerpiece of this entire investigation. This is the main witness. This is the guy that tells us more about the Franklin cover-up than anybody else.
Starting point is 00:16:33 He was kidnapped at the age of six and was put into sex slavery from the ages of six to 17. Now, I will warn you right now, I'm going to be reading a lot of testimony from Paul Benaki. I'm going to be reading a lot of statements from him. They're fucked up. Yeah. So take a drink now.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Take. This is a drink time. That's right. Yeah. This is really, really bad. Let me ask real quick. Did he come from a troubled home as well? Because a lot of the times the way they describe these guys getting swept up into this scene
Starting point is 00:17:05 is because they were already partying. But it feels like that's just defaming the victims. Yeah. Sometimes that is true, but not all the time. I think Paul Benaki was, I think he was just a regular kid. I was trying to think, I mean, it's impossible not to be an underage 15 year old. Right? I mean, maybe the only overage 15 year old LeBron James, you ever see him at 15?
Starting point is 00:17:24 You're big. You're saying the bigger you are, the physically larger you are, the more capable you are of accepting being molested. No, I'm not. Sure. That's what you're saying. Yeah. Well, we could say sure.
Starting point is 00:17:41 All right. This is from court testimony. This is the judge asking him, where were the parties? He answered, down in Washington, DC, there was sex between adult men and other adult men, but most of it had to do with young boys and young girls with the older folks, specifically for sex with minors. Also in Washington, DC, there were parties after a party. There were a lot of parties where there would be senators and congressmen who had nothing
Starting point is 00:18:05 to do with the sexual stuff, but there were some senators and congressmen who stayed for the pedophile sex app part, who stayed for the pedophile parties afterwards on a lot of the trips he took us on. He had us. I mean, I met some people that I don't feel comfortable telling their name because I don't want to. And the judge said, are you scared? And he said, yes.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Yeah. The after party and then the after the after party and then, of course, the hotel lobby there, just full of people, adults, and then the 24 seven McDonald's, and then the waffle house. Oh my. So what he said by he would take us, Larry King used to fly children all around the country for these parties. And in fact, there were, I feel like, let's not use the word parties.
Starting point is 00:18:52 I mean, I love a good party, you know, in a vent. I don't know what else to call it. I'm not sure. What would the kid call it? Call them bouts. Yeah, about that seems to be a proper term and he would, a lot of time, he would use the off at air for air force bases. We're not going to get to off at way, way, of course, but that's like a party.
Starting point is 00:19:16 That's just where he'd go and pick them. That was where they had the tarmac. Yeah. And he had, you had these receipts for airplane rise. You had manifest and Larry King himself had 200 receipts for planes chartered that always had five to eight unnamed passengers. Okay. You never said who you really want to transport boys around what you got to do is have them
Starting point is 00:19:38 all stand on each other's shoulders like, like and put a big trench coat over them and a hat and tell them that this is your lawyer. Well, you know what, actually, Henry, that usually works if you want to trans transport cartoon cats. That's actually good for cartoon cats. And the next thing you know, you realize your lawyer's been a cat this whole time. Yeah. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Oh, no wonder he's fucking destroying my couch. Isn't that terrible? I've got the first name. Right now I'm going to give you the first name out of all the politicians that we're going to have here. And this is a surprising name, the binocchi specifically named Congressman Barney Frank as having participated. I can see it.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Yeah, I can see it too. Can you imagine him just sucking on your belly button? He told the judge that he had relationships with him in Washington, D.C. and was flown to Massachusetts for sex in the basement of Frank's Boston home. Just the annoying way Barney Frank would molest. He is the most aggravating man to begin with and that if he's molesting you, that's just tough to deal with. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:41 All right, please. All right. So I also want to say this court testimony came out in 1999. Yeah. This is way after the time period because this is when they finally, basically they got sick of being, I mean, their lives were destroyed because a lot of times these things would be done. They would do these things in its presence.
Starting point is 00:20:56 They would give them drugs. They would give them, they would give them money. They would like, they would buy them fancy coats and hats. Right. Yeah. And of course these victims, that's why the testimony was so controversial because it's sort of a catch-22 where it's like, you've been far too victimized to be trusted. Your brain, your brain's peanut butter.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Yeah. No, you're destroyed. We can't take you seriously. All right. So here's more court testimony from Paul Benaki. They put guns up to my head, had guns put in my mouth, Larry King sent out boys, men to jump me. He had them pretty well beat the tar out of me from the waist down so nobody would see
Starting point is 00:21:29 the marks. I had my fingers broken. I can remember them burning me with hot instruments, placing stuff inside me, almost what I call a cattle prod. But it would be put inside, and then they'd shock me inside my... Venus. ...patrels. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:45 And they would... You mean electrically heated? They would put it in and then push a button, and it would shock me. Done by Larry King at his direction. At his direction. If they wanted to get something passed through the legislature, he would put some people that were against it in a compromising position by using us boys and girls. Was this by your being the sexual partner of that person?
Starting point is 00:22:06 Yes. Any estimates of how often you participated as the sexual partner of one of these persons that he wanted to get some kind of control over? There were times when it would be four or five in a night, sometimes dozens of times with the same person. Take a drink. It sounded like a real wet fart. Yeah, I thought that was a fart.
Starting point is 00:22:28 That's what I thought too. Jesus. I was like, Henry, I thought we talked. No fart noises. No fart noises. Alright everyone, well that was Marcus and Henry in a new Broadway play called Pillow Talk. So yeah, that's pretty rough.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Yeah. So again, MKUltra, this is taking place, what, in 1981? This is more like 85, 86. 85 and 86. So again, this is way out of the official timeline of the MKUltra thing, and they're doing the same exact shit. Well MKUltra, this doesn't seem to have the end game of like, we're making Jason Bourne. They are just like, we're making it, we're just going to shatter lives.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Yeah. This is just making sex slaves. It's like we were talking about the other day, on the last episode, with the finders, is that their entire purpose was to break down children so they could sell them into sex slavery. Yeah. Like that was their, but these guys, they're thinking, well, I mean, we'll get into the sex slavery later.
Starting point is 00:23:21 This is, the one positive of all this is, if you are a victim of the toy box killer, you know, and you got to escape, if you're the gal who escaped, you can read this story and feel lucky. You know, you can be like, well, at least I'm not, at least it was only a couple of days. Yeah. A couple of days. Yeah. It wasn't nine years.
Starting point is 00:23:40 At least I'm not Mr. Binaki, you know. So you got to look on the brighter. It's like, that's, gave me good perspective when I read Damien Eccles book about solitary confinement. I said, I'm not going to feel so, you know, angry about comedy sometimes because I say, I'm not in solitary, you know. Jesus Christ. So Paul Binati, he told investigators, or Paul Binaki told investigators that the sex
Starting point is 00:23:58 ring was based out of off at Air Force Base near Omaha, and he said that he had been taken there to be abused many, many times. He said that he was trained by tortures, heavy drugging, sexual degradation, as Henry was saying, breaking these people down. Now here is where it starts getting a little weird. Oh, here it starts to get weird. This is where it gets weird. This is the weird part.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Because I know so far a child has been penetrated in their anus by a heated prong. But now it's going to start to get weird. Okay. In a national sense. I see. It's starting to get weird. Now off at Air Force Base, this was on the day of September 11th, 2001. This was where President George W. Bush went from all the way from Florida.
Starting point is 00:24:43 He went all the way from Florida to Omaha, Nebraska, to have the very first planning session for 9-11, the first actual national briefing. Also it's one of our main, I did some research. It's one of our main nuclear hubs in the country. There's a lot of, there's a lot of feel. The feeling is, is that if there was nuclear war, like globally, it would be, or the United States center of the nuclear planning would happen at Offit. Also Warren Buffett was there on the day of September 11th.
Starting point is 00:25:13 And he had brought the two companies, the entire companies that were on the exact floors of the plane hit, when it hit to a charitable golf game. Two, I had Offit Air Force Base coincidence. It could be. Yes. No, but Marcus and I were just talking about that yesterday, North Dakota, South Dakota as well. Those states are off the map, those were all our hard target silos.
Starting point is 00:25:41 They were all gone. And there's other stuff coming in on Nebraska, especially the Franklin Credit Union. The Iran-Contra affair, it said a lot of the money from that was funneled through the Franklin Credit Union. It seems to me. I want a shirt that just has an outline of the state of Nebraska with all this information. And then Nebraska is going to be like, not so boring anymore. Am I?
Starting point is 00:26:00 Thank you very much. The chapter two of the Franklin coverup is called Nebraska is Death Laced. Nebraska is like, it's like when you see somebody who dresses really, really well and they're like really super polished and then you get to their house and you realize they want to do nothing but eat your butt. That's it. But it's interesting. To me, what we said before is they're bringing a lot more horrible details here.
Starting point is 00:26:24 But again, at the overall assumption of now, I'm almost convinced that it's not satanic. It's not magical. There's not even a reptilian around because I think even the reptiles would be upset because they would be like, why the fuck in them you should be eating them. But I think it's almost nicer. But I think that it's a secret keeping organization. That's why all this shit is put through these things because they get dirt all over these guys so that nobody can budge and nobody can move these incredible because Iran Contra
Starting point is 00:26:57 was then tied to how much other bullshit I was reading about Iran Contra, which we could do a whole fucking, you could do an entire podcast about the connections to that and how the runoff from that money went to help Osama Bin Laden get trained in Afghanistan. And it's massive. It's massive. It's also stuff with the Colombians like the drug money was also funneled through a lot of this stuff. So that's how we started getting sweet plantains.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Yeah, that's what it's all about. So basically 9-11 was caused so Bush had a reason to go to this military pool outside of Omaha. Yeah, just to get his rocks off. You know, when you're debating going in and invading two countries, it's good to have fun around. You know, you've got to be comfortable and have about, you know, get some beers. And so you ask, okay, yes, all this stuff is pretty weird.
Starting point is 00:27:48 The Bush, George Bush Jr. may be involved, but you know, who was implicated by several different witnesses was George Bush Sr. Okay. Yes. And then they said they saw him at one party paying for a 19, like a, what was it, something 14-year-old black kid named Brent to leave with him. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:07 And now it must have been boring. Have you ever met a black dude named Brent? That story is flawed. Well, this girl, her name was Lisa. She was a alleged child prostitute. She testified to the social worker named Julie Walters that she had met Vice President George Bush at the Republican convention where Lawrence King sang the national anthem. Now this little girl, Lisa, she was poor as fuck.
Starting point is 00:28:33 She came from a horrible background. She doesn't know who the vice president is. She doesn't know what the Republican national convention is. This other girl, Euless Washington, she said that at one particular party, she was the one that saw George Bush Sr. pay King money and then leave with the black dude named Brent. And this was a 19-year-old. Now was this the party where Alicia, this is the, I believe it was the party where Alicia was told to dress in a negligee and sit on a couch and that everyone could do whatever
Starting point is 00:29:01 they want to her sexually, but not penetrate her? We'll get to that later. That comes with the Alicia Ward block. Okay. Yes. I thought it was the Alicia Owen. I'm sorry. Oh, and sorry.
Starting point is 00:29:14 That comes to Alicia Owen. This is Euless Washington. Oh, okay. But, yeah, how all of this ties in even further to George W. Bush and how it ties into Paul Benaki is that Benaki said that when he was 10 to 14 years old, he was used as a decoy in malls and parks to lure other children his age near an automobile so that the adult members could grab the victims, force them into the cars. Sure.
Starting point is 00:29:38 The other youth would jump on the victims, chloroform them, and then the victims would be taken to a secluded location and auctioned off in places like Las Vegas, Nevada, Toronto. Benaki also said that the base in Nevada is about 50 miles north of Las Vegas on an airstrip. There were kids that were placed in unmarked planes operated by, he said, foreigners with accents wearing turbans. Wouldn't it be weird if instead of going to sexual slavery, they went into those places? Remember the movie The Toy where it was just like they just go to these like perfect places that everyone's all free because they think it's this big sex slave like trade, but it's
Starting point is 00:30:16 really buying kids and sending them to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? That would be nice. Yeah, sort of a golden ticket situation. No, no, no. They were just put in there. They were also put in campers and they were drugged when they were put in the campers in case the cops stopped them. There was no Richard Pryor at the end of the road for these boys, Henry.
Starting point is 00:30:33 And also, this was this Johnny, but Benaki said that he was involved in taking a little boy named Johnny Gosh. Yes. Johnny Gosh was the kid that was featured in the Michael Aquino sexual allegations tape. Michael Aquino also comes into this story as the dude that they called the Colonel and he'd show up in a lot of Larry King's parties. Yeah, yeah. This is all, this is all together.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Now, Johnny Gosh, he said, Paul Benaki said that he was involved in kidnapping this kid, Johnny Gosh. And Johnny Gosh supposedly shows up years later at the White House. Yeah. Now there's this, this Glennon fellow. Now this is Jeff Gannon, he served as a poll reporter serving for the Younger Bush in I think the first administration. He'd also advertised himself as a male escort charging $200 an hour like now, Ben, I know
Starting point is 00:31:29 you know some stuff about this part of the case because this is like hardcore politics. Well, I, I don't think it's him, that's what I'm going to say. I watched a lot of this, this, this Gannon character. If you get molested a whole bunch of times and stuff and then they promise you a job, it better be better than that. Yeah. I'm sorry. I already know all the secrets about foreign policy because I was blowing you while you
Starting point is 00:31:56 guys were talking about, you know, the, the, the cold war and things. Oh my God, it was you that was blowing me. Yeah. So I already know what I'm doing. Just get me into a security position where maybe I can have some foreign policy, you know, some real opinions on something that matters. I just want to be a cub reporter in the press pool. I mean, he got the lowest job.
Starting point is 00:32:14 I mean, that's the slap in the face. I just want to clean the water fountains. Yeah. You just want to be, so we, we just made your life miserable for 20 years. You want to be the janitor. That electric ball of a butthole and maybe jump up and down and skip it. But yeah, I actually would rather sell hot dogs outside of the White House. Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:32:32 I mean, you can have any position you want. We were a simple man who just likes mustard and tubes of meat, as you can tell. Well, yeah. Very good. Very good. So this is, but this is a very, very fun conspiracy theory. It's a fun conspiracy. The man, he won't take a DNA test.
Starting point is 00:32:50 There's nothing fun about this, there's nothing fun, because this stuff's interesting. But they, you know, they fucked all these kids. They kept fucking the kids. They did. And you know, I mean, really, people, there's just so quick to be like, that's impossible. But you know, in places overseas, born in the brothels, a great documentary about it, the human sex trade is a very real thing. Very real.
Starting point is 00:33:10 It's very real. And as a matter of fact, there was just a fellow up in, I think it was up in Harlem that was caught with like two kids that he had kidnapped and was about to like, you know, lend into the, you know, put them into one of the veins of the system and have them flow all around the country. So this is very real. There was a woman who was just kidnapped outside of the Port Authority here in New York City. She made it all the way to Utah.
Starting point is 00:33:30 That's right. And she was in the sex slavery trade the entire way. Sex slavery in America is very, very real. And you say to yourself, and of course, like people say to themselves like, okay, yes, it's real, but there's no way that the government could be involved in this. There's no way that the people in higher echelons of power can be involved in this. Let me tell you about the people in the higher echelons of power. I mean, this is not in, of course, this is a terrible dictator, Mohammed Gaddafi.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Gaddafi. Like Gaddafi, it just came out today that this guy kept sex dungeons in Tripoli University so he could rape students after lectures. And of course, when after the invasion in Libya there, they toured his house and he had a lot of John Wayne Gacy rooms. In other words, no one was allowed in except for him and they were just tortured dungeons as well. I mean, yes, he was-
Starting point is 00:34:21 It's entirely real. But the thing is that at least what's fucked up is that they do it just to do it. We do it here with political gain involved. We're doing it here in order to get things over on people. Like it's not, again, it's not, it is about the sex, but it's about building this boys' club. It's about building this. Well, if you want in, if you want in on the real power players where you've got to come
Starting point is 00:34:45 to the after-after party, you have to be able to watch what happens at the after-after party and not open your mouth. And we have now gotten to the biggest after-after party there is, the biggest boys' club for the elite in the entire world, Bohemian Grove. Now, I'm going to say it again, take a drink now. Yeah. And on this one, after the end of this, I'm going to play you something. Yeah, it'll be good.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Yeah, so let's get in here. Yeah, this is so now Bohemian Grove, we know, well, yeah, it's a bunch of places where people go and they, you know, they, they, they funnel each other and they talk about Rockets. And then sometimes Harris Shearer is there, what could possibly be so bad at Bohemian Grove? And if you get a chance, sorry, one of our favorite guys wrote Alex Jones. He's got a great video of himself outside of the Grove and just, just fat and just screaming. So his voice is going, man.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Oh yeah, real fast. Paul Benaki, he insisted that all of us took place at the base of a 40 foot owl and that the location was somewhere near Sacramento. He said that he, they landed in Sacramento and they drove somewhere with very tall trees. Okay. Bohemian Grove. Oh yeah. So take that drink.
Starting point is 00:35:59 There was a cage with a boy in it who wasn't wearing anything. They told me to fuck the boy and stuff. At first I said, no, and they held a gun to my balls and said, do it or else lose them. We did this stuff. It's not funny. No, but I mean, honestly, if I do, I want to do that to some, I want to have a daughter. Just so when she starts dating, when she's 17 or maybe 27, I can have a gun to a dude's balls and she's like, you're no different than them.
Starting point is 00:36:25 No way to ruin the mood, Ben. Sorry. All right. Go back to your testimony. Sorry. We did this stuff. And by the way, when I say we did this stuff, I'm not going to read that part of the testimony. It's too bad.
Starting point is 00:36:37 It's just, it's gratuitous. He said, it wasn't playing Prince of Persia. No, it was not. Is that what you're saying? He said, we did this stuff to the boy for about 30 minutes or an hour when a man came in. He grabbed the boy and started fucking him. The man was about 10 inches long and the boy screamed and the man was forcing his dick
Starting point is 00:36:56 into the boy all the way. The man tossed him and put the boy right next to me and grabbed a gun and blew the boy's head off. They then forced me to fuck the dead boy up the ass. They made us kiss the boy's lips and eat him out. Then they made me do something I don't even want to write, so I won't. They'd been filming it. They cleaned us up and took us to a house.
Starting point is 00:37:17 They had the film and they played it. As the men watched, they passed Nicholas and I around as if we were toys and sexually abused us. They made Nicholas and I screw each other, and one of the men put the dead boy's penis in mine and Nicholas's mouth. I didn't want to write this because the man forced me to bite the boy's penis and balls off. I was there for about five days.
Starting point is 00:37:40 It's such a good... It's nicer this way. I just feel like it's worse. I really think it makes the whole situation worse. It's Mr. Rogers! What's so bad about Mr. Rogers? You were going to place up in a clean appellate and I said it should be like, you know, fart noises.
Starting point is 00:37:57 I said it should have been Pharrell's happy song. Yeah, that's what I said. Why are you bringing Mr. Rogers into this? End this. Because Mr. Rogers is the only good thing in this world. That's very true. He's the one pure good light that we have. We got a Jimmy Seville room somewhere.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I'm sure he doesn't. No, he doesn't. No, I know. I'm sorry. Mr. Rogers. Well, in a separate testimony, DeKamp said that Benaki told him that Larry King was smiling and laughing the whole time the film was being shown. Of course he was.
Starting point is 00:38:29 If he was just being like, I can't believe you guys filmed this, then I would question what he was doing. And this is weird. This is a really weird thing. He said that they... I don't want you to read this. Yeah, I don't want to say it, but I'm not going to ignore the facts, Henry. He said that they had stopped in Las Vegas on the way to Sacramento.
Starting point is 00:38:52 And Mike Tyson was there, and there was a tiger, and there was a bachelor party that they saw. I love this movie. Yeah. But he said that the guy, the director of the snuff film that they picked up in Las Vegas, he named him as Hunter Thompson. Hunter S. Thompson. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:10 I mean, honestly, I don't believe that for a fucking second. I think it's the least shocking information we've heard so far. You know, I don't know if it's possible. Sure. Honestly, he was also working on the convention a lot, and I'm sure they picked him up. He was not the director of the snuff film. I feel like, can we just say again, bite the kids, bite his balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:30 No, he was not the director of the snuff film. Like the word party, I think we're using the word director wrong. The guy holding the camera. I mean, he wasn't Kubrick, he wasn't reinventing the wheel, it wasn't Space Odyssey. We didn't see the movie. That's true. Yeah. What if it was amazing?
Starting point is 00:39:47 Oh, God, help me. So now, yeah, it's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible. That's the worst thing I've ever read on air. It's the worst thing I've ever, it's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. When you said a 10-inch man, I, for some reason, I just pictured Terry the gnome. I really did.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Yeah, yeah. Even Terry's just sitting there, just going like, just like, guys, this is a little bit much. Hey, guys, let's not do the thing with a dead boy, let's just go fuck a fox, right? Yeah, Terry has a heart. Yeah, Terry definitely has a heart. Absolutely. No, he just rapes animals.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Yeah. That's it. And that's fine. I mean, that's acceptable, to very least, comparatively acceptable. Oh, comparatively exceptionally acceptable. So now, let's get into how it puts a perspective like how weird it is to the idea that people like fucking dogs and stuff, where it's like, fuck a dog, if that's what you need to do. Totally.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Look at that instead. Yeah. So now, let's get to the investigation of the case. This is when, I don't know if this is when your stomach starts to really turn, because this is when you, after hearing all that horrible shit, this is how you start to see this entire case slipping through the fingers of dozens of people that are trying to get this case put to life. Nobody would believe these kids.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Nobody would believe that. No, that's not true. Like, people believe them after, like, after the grand jury testimony, after it came out, they did, one, Nebraska radio station did a poll, and they asked, like, is there some sort of pedophile ring going on in Omaha? 90% of the people that called in said yes, like the people in Nebraska, they knew something was up. At the same time, there are a lot of people who actively believe that Barack Obama's a
Starting point is 00:41:36 fucking iguana. I'm talking about the FBI, the FBI didn't believe in them. The Child Protective Services did, and they did everything they could, but then they all say it again and again. When you watch conspiracy of silence, they're like, we bring the facts to the FBI, and then nothing would happen. Yeah. I think it's 87% of the people that believe in angels and things like that.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Yeah. The first case that started leading investigators to Larry King was the Nellie and Kimberly Webb case in 1985. According to a Nebraska State Police report, the Nebraska Foster Care Review Board letter to the Attorney General, Nebraska Senate's Franklin Committee investigative report in a 50-page report by Boys Town Welfare case officer, Julie Walters, pedophile victims Nellie and Kimberly Webb detailed a massive child sex, homosexual, and pornography operation run out of Nebraska by Larry King with close ties directly to Congress and the White House.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Nellie said that at these parties, hosted at these bouts, hosted by Larry King, she sat naked looking pretty and innocent, and guests could engage in any sexual activity they wanted. And how old was she here? She was 14 years old. Any sexual activity they wanted, but penetration was not allowed. Nellie said that's where she first met Vice President George Bush. She also met McGann on Washington DC.
Starting point is 00:42:59 I just feel like he'd be so bad at these parties. Who? George Bush or Larry King? He's a fucking swinger? He's a swinger behind closed doors, man. You know what his father was? His father was a real fucker. Preston Bush was another part of the Majestic Twelve, the original fucking MK Ultra group.
Starting point is 00:43:15 These fucking people. And now we got a fucking cuddly George W sitting around painting those terrible paintings of fucking Kim Jong-un all day. Well, I think there were some good paintings. He had one about a dog that I thought was kind of good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a dog one. Well, you gotta remember that George Bush Sr. was the director of the CIA.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Right. Yes. Before he was Vice President, he was the director of the CIA. So he's down with some dirty, dirty, dirty shit. He knows some things. Very dirty shit. Yeah. So the other guy that came in...
Starting point is 00:43:43 Socks. I'll tell you. A lot of socks on. Yeah. I feel like they took their socks off. Yeah. No, I don't think they did. I don't think they did a little bit of socks either.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Yeah. My socks. Argyle. Argyle. Yeah. Sweaty glasses. Yeah. Reakin' a scotch and cigars.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Not good. But you know, I wanted to say this though, and this is especially because it came out in the 80s. There's a difference. I don't always like the way they lumped homosexuality in there. If it was just gay parties, I'd be like, yeah. Of course. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Of course. But for the most part, that's just all it was, which is, I mean, I feel like there was a lot of that where it was like these after parties. I don't think it was all, I mean, I hate to, I don't know, but it feels like it's all mixed in, where it starts with just like whatever your peccadillo is, come out to the after parties, and you can get it, you know, you want drugs, you want men, you want women, and then it's just like, and for the spicier party goers, you've got the other room. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Yeah. It starts with dudes blowing each other, and then it eventually goes to, you know, biting the dead boys' cock off. Well, I don't think that that's where it starts, that seems like something Fred Phelps would say. No, a lot of my parties start off with a group sing along to Golden Slumbers. I'm not talking about homosexuals, I'm talking about the government, because these people, these same people that are doing this horrible shit, this is what's fucked up, is that these
Starting point is 00:45:00 same people that are doing these things are the same people that rail against gay marriage. Of course. These are the same people. And you know what? I don't think, the more I think about it, I don't think that these people do this shit and then rail against gay marriage because they're ashamed of being homosexual, I think they rail against gay marriage because it's funny. They think that it's funny.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Yeah, they enjoy it. They think that it's funny. It's hard, it gets them all gooseed up for it, and they know they're doing some extra naughty. Yeah, that's totally true. The whole fucking, you know, that's my, but that's my view, where I just want to take, I don't even want to put, kill these people, I just want to take them all and line them up and tar and feather them and fucking spank them into town square and leave them in the
Starting point is 00:45:40 box. We need to get rid of our government. As soon as they, as soon as they started, they was like, we just need to get rid of our government. Yeah. Well, then just another bunch of psychopaths will fill the vacuum, but I think that if you tar and feather them and spank them in the middle of the town and they're going to be, they're going to love it.
Starting point is 00:45:56 They're going to die. Yeah. And then, yeah. And they're going to love it. They're going to die doing what they loved. And so the second piece of the puzzle in the lead up to the investigation was a man named Rusty Nelson. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:09 That's a funny name. Rusty Nelson. He was reported in 86 87 by a mother who said that Nelson had tried to force her underage daughter to take naked pictures. Of course, investigators went to Rusty Nelson's apartment, his studio. They found lots of pictures of underage girls in various stages of undress. Sure. Rusty Nelson, all of it.
Starting point is 00:46:35 They started following the money as far as how Rusty Nelson was able to afford this very nice studio, only taking pictures of little girls, and they found that his rent was paid by none other than Larry King. He was also Larry King's personal photographer and Nelson also stated years later in that civil trial in 1999 that as a private photographer, Larry King, his duties included taking photographs surreptitiously of specific people and to make sure to photograph certain people if they were close enough to be photographed together. He's like a pervert.
Starting point is 00:47:11 This one thing these guys knew what to do was cover their own fucking ass. But at the same time, it's out in the open. It's all out in the open. There's receipts. It's written on a piece of paper that they were there, that they're spending money on these people. Yeah. That's one of the things where I would say no need for a receipt, like a donut.
Starting point is 00:47:27 He's sort of like a perverted Peter Parker, this fellow, Spider-Man, taking all the wrong pictures. I don't get a receipt for my coffee. You know what I mean? I don't get a receipt when I go to Starbucks. Why would you get a receipt for the kid that's taking pictures of the naked boys to rape it? I guess you just need for tax reasons.
Starting point is 00:47:44 You got to have documents to guess. So the third part of the third witness in the lead up to the investigation, Loretta Smith. Now she told this guy, Officer Carmian, who had been investigating Rusty Nelson. He also caught wind of this because Larry King's name came up in a report that Loretta Smith had made to a child services woman. With regards to Larry King, she said that she knows that he supports devil worship activities. Okay. And now we are about to get into the satanic worship type stuff.
Starting point is 00:48:28 This is the cool stuff, technically. Technically. This is, yeah, technically, technically so. And this is very interesting because at this time in America, the satanic panic was in full swing. Full swing. Honestly, and this is the problem. And I think that's why the, again, it's a very complicated psychological game.
Starting point is 00:48:50 You know that these kids are being basically told that they're crazy every time they come forward and they say that they're witnessing satanic ritual abuse. And so what you can do is that you can dress up in a big, fancy robe and do a bunch of sick shit. And then when that kid tries to go and say that I was abused by a satanic cult, everyone calls him crazy. You're keeping the gaslighting going. You're keeping the logic on your side and making the victims look crazy.
Starting point is 00:49:16 And these are individuals who create the logic of the country, right? They create everything. They control the media. And again, if you look at all the people that they name, you know, you've got the government, you've got the finance world, you've got the finance world, you've got military, you've got entertainment, you've got, it's all over the map. It's every fucking, every platform. A lot of folks, a lot of different jobs.
Starting point is 00:49:39 So this girl, Loretta Smith, she had started attending these parties when she was about 11 years old and the satanist or quote unquote, satanist, when I say satanist from now on, I use the term very loosely. I mean, it's devil worshipper, devil worshipper. Yeah. So the devil worshippers, they decided to test her to try to bring her into the group. They gave her like an ACT and SAT tests, something like that. See if she was going to get it.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Yeah. It's like an ACT. It's kind of like an ACT. Yeah. It's kind of like that. No essays though. No essays. So in her first test, she was locked in a room with an infant.
Starting point is 00:50:18 The men inside cut the little girl's head off, the infant's head off, stuck it on the wall and made her sit in front of it. She had to take the head off the wall and the men held her down while they cut the eyes out of the little girl's head. Then they left Loretta and the body locked in the room for 24 hours while she could hear another girl screaming. The men returned and told Loretta that she had passed the test, Loretta identified two of the men as Larry King and a Mr. Finch, who she indicated was a high school principal.
Starting point is 00:50:51 And additionally, she identified other men with names such as Ace, King Horse, Jerry Lucifer, and a man known simply as Mike. Jerry Lucifer? That's the name you chose. Jerry Lucifer. If you're making up a satanic nickname on the spot, you're going to have a problem. Think about it ahead of time. Other one is it's just like, these are the same people that are making abortion illegal.
Starting point is 00:51:17 And they do this to a child. Seems extreme. I don't know. But her other sacrifices that she witnessed, like she saw a female get her head taken off by a saw. She saw a four-year-old hung from the wall and had darts thrown at him. There was a little Indian girl, it was about three or four. She had several body parts cut off after which it was ground and poured on the girls.
Starting point is 00:51:39 And then they were made to drink the remains of the child. Now let me ask you this. Why do I have a better time believing this than I do of Hunter S. Thompson directing a snuff film? Because Hunter S. Thompson, because Hunter Thompson's a name. Yeah. Hunter Thompson's just a name. The idea that someone would make this up is so crooked and ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:52:01 There's like this, even if just a fraction of what this is that happened, happened. And she was like, if 1% of this is true, then all of those people should have been put to death. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like if 1% of any one of these stories is true. And so you're just looking at fucking percentages. It comes down to a point of just like, even if one fact is right, even if it was just she
Starting point is 00:52:25 was in a room with fucking ace, king, horse, Jerry, Lucifer, and Mike, and she was being used sexually, even if that was just a story, all those dudes should be in a fucking concrete square until they're skeletons. Yeah. Well, all right. And the woman who took her testimony, her name was Carol Stitt. She said that the girl was very concrete about who was present, what was happening, the dates, specific information.
Starting point is 00:52:53 And she said that, you know, she works with children all the time. And she says, one of the ways that you know it's not a fantasy is the details that they give you. Sure. And she wasn't going off the rails. It wasn't like, you know, because you can compare this to like the satanic panic stuff, the mcmartin preschool trial, you know, that's just dumb shit, you know, it doesn't make any sense at all.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Because you didn't flush down the toilets. Yeah, because you didn't flush down the door, being flown across the country, being buried alive in cemeteries. But that's also, again, if you look at it, the idea that they were all drugged. Just that my problem is that when it comes down to it, it's like, I want to believe a kid. Yeah. Like if a kid's coming forward and saying this shit is happening, I must believe the
Starting point is 00:53:30 child. And it comes down to it. It's like, if they are getting laced with fucking LSD and they don't know what they're talking about, I mean, I don't know, I don't know, it sounds like, it sounds like crazy. But you know, and then you look at that case, that case, they were saying that there was a tunnel built through the bathroom that went down and it's like, and when he says he's flushed down the toilet, it's just a kid being a kid and then being drugged and taken all three of these together.
Starting point is 00:53:55 The information is overlapping through information is getting corroborated between the webs. The woman who reported that the Rusty Nelson trial of the Rusty Nelson investigation, which by the way, nothing happened with that. And this girl, all three people, all three investigations implicate Larry King the entire time. The police chief, this guy fucking Robert Wadman. The entire time. Wadman?
Starting point is 00:54:19 Wadman. Of course. Of course it's Wadman. So Wadman, the entire time, he's trying to sweep this under the rug. He's trying to tell the investigators, like, listen, back off. As soon as Larry King's name was mentioned in any of the, as soon as the police chief heard that Larry King's name was mentioned in any of this stuff, he got his ass down to the officers like, Hey, are you investigating Larry King?
Starting point is 00:54:41 Don't. Don't do it. And it's only because it's like, because the man himself was not very important. But it was the shit that he had on people. It's what people allow themselves to, when you feel like you need to belong or your ambition is so huge that you want to, you know, like you fucking, like you, you'll do anything to be president. You'll do anything, you know, like all the, every politician that you love has done something
Starting point is 00:55:10 fucked up. Well, yeah, you always got to do a lot of, you got to break some eggs to make an omelet as they say. But I'll tell you what I'm really learning here is big banks are good. You can't trust these credit unions, you know, you can't trust them one bit. Yeah, you never hear this happen in a bank of America. That's right. City banks, no one, no one chase bank where I'm at, no one's bank.
Starting point is 00:55:33 You can bring your change in there and you just, they just give you cash. They do. And you don't even have to be a customer. You don't have to be. Yeah. And they give you, they give your dogs, you know, a dog treat, which is kind of nice. You know, these credit unions, they're having sex with all your kids, but yeah, I was wrong. And that was what Occupy was talking about, what if Occupy is a part of it?
Starting point is 00:55:56 Oh, it is. Yeah, of course it is. Yeah. Of course it is. So all of this investigative stuff, this is all background. It doesn't start really getting going. The investigation doesn't start going until the Franklin committee is formed. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:56:14 We're at an hour already and we've got already in an hour, well, let's do a three-parter with it. Let's do a three-parter. We have to do that because we're just now, we're just now at the investigative committee. Very good. Well, it's only begun then. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:56:28 I'm happy you're going to be tortured for another week. That's always nice. Yeah. This is heavy. Very intense. And of course we always bring levity to the situations. But this one's a little bit heavier than most, but it's interesting and it's good to know. And of course it's good to be aware of the possibility that at any point in time you're
Starting point is 00:56:49 voting for somebody who is a terrible maniacal supervillain. Just don't trust, you cannot, don't take anybody by how they look and how they sound. Do some research on them. Do some research on them. Just ask what they know Larry King, like the first question you ask any politician, do you know Larry King? And if they say yes. And again, you say not goofy suspenders Larry King, child prostitute Larry King.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Or you catch them and they say like black Afro Larry King or suspender wearing Larry King. And they're like black Afro Larry King and they say, oh no, no, I don't know him. No, I don't know him. Very interesting the way you raised your voice and then I didn't even mention, I thought of course of the famous Larry King. And Larry King needs to be, this Larry King should be more famous. This is our Coney 2012.
Starting point is 00:57:38 We got to make this Larry King more famous than the actual relatively good person Larry King. This guy is a fuck. He needs to be found wherever he is and he needs to be pulled out from whatever rock he's hiding on over and he needs to be embarrassed. He's gone. And this shit should never leave him, it should never leave him. It should exist like a stink on him for the rest of his life.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Sounds like you're going to make him wear a dress and a towel on Tuesday. You will be embarrassed, Mr. King. I mean, I would love that punishment. I'd love that to see that every day him have come out with like dressed like a cow with a big bell on and a guy dressed as a farmer throwing eggs at him. You know what I mean? That would be amazing. That would be fun.
Starting point is 00:58:17 But I mean, honestly, again, any jokes that we're making here is just because this is a comedy podcast. Yeah. And we have to deal with this shit somehow. All right. Well, that's the whole show for today and we'll go come, I think this is our first three-part. This is absolutely our first three-parter.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Yeah. Yeah. First three-parter. Hail Satan, everyone's a true Satan, the bringer of knowledge, not the hider of secrets. Hmm. Yes. The illuminator. That's right.
Starting point is 00:58:44 And of course, hail yourselves. And that's Henry loves you on Twitter. That's Marcus Parks on Twitter. I'm at Ben Kissle on Twitter. And yeah. Hail yourselves. And Hal Gein. Play that.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Play that. Play that song. Be careful out there. Yeah. Just be careful, guys. And just, just remember, it's such a good. That's right. Feeling.
Starting point is 00:59:02 To know you're alive, it's such a happy feeling, you're growing inside and when you wake up ready. Yeah. Now it's actually kind of ruined the song. I think we should have won. This is what I'm saying. We should have won with the folks. It's such a good.
Starting point is 00:59:17 It makes me feel better. I mean, I think there's something wrong with you guys. There's nothing wrong with me. Yeah. No, no, no. It's sweet. It's sweet. It's very sweet and very nice.
Starting point is 00:59:25 And I'll have more eyes. It does make it sound really bad. And you guys are wrong.

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