Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 124: Dahmer Part III: Paint It White

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

Our series on Jeffrey Dahmer concludes with the his final descent into madness, the murder museum that was his apartment, and his eventual death at the hands of a fellow inmate.

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started Well, I hope everyone's ready for the dinner party. I hope no one's allergic to penis Human penis because if you are then um, well You're gonna be hungry. There's some bread. Yeah. Oh, actually, maybe you shouldn't even eat the bread as well because I Was playing with the penises with the bread You gotta put the but lard in the bread what I did was I held hung up the penises by like a clothing line And then I would play the penises with the bread kind of like they were marimbus

Haha, it was fun. I just I like to make cooking fun. Oh, well, mr. Dommer, I don't think we have room for you here on the food network But I think it's a great show idea. This is my other pitch What we do is right, but is it does it all involve human penises? We're not allowed to have a show Where you cook human penises on the show? I think there could be a workaround to the human penis and right But I think that mostly what I want is okay. We get Tyler Florence, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I slid him from bush hair to Adam's apple. I'm gonna say security security We're gonna have to get mr. Dommer out of here with cooking. Thank you having fun with cooking with mr.

Jeffrey Dahmer will not be greenlit this season. However, I think they're looking for shows over a true TV. Okay. Goodbye, mr. Dahmer, thank you Welcome to the last podcast on the left everyone. That's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben Kissel. We got a real entrepreneur over here This is just Jeffrey Dahmer just trying to tip to me. It's more of like it's not Jeffrey Dahmer himself It's the women that read Jeffrey Dahmer's books and were inspired. Yes, the women who loved him But he'll never love you ladies. No, I was putting that up on the Facebook group But people talking about how dreamy Dahmer was, you know, I mean, you know who else is really chance ladies You know who else is really dreamy Neil Patrick Harris, and you're not gonna bang him either

He might have had sex with more dead corpses than Dahmer. We don't know we don't know we don't know Oh, what's really sad too is that like the fucking like anybody who slept with Dahmer who didn't get murdered you weren't pretty enough Not good enough. You weren't good enough and you think he's joking, but that is from the horse's mouth right there Yeah, that is what Jeffrey said is that he only killed the beautiful one He did and I believe Ted Bundy had a similar quote to where he's just like you're not even ugly enough for me You're not even pretty enough for me to kill I think he said that on the witness stand around the defense stand and I want to see that in the Lewis CK show and see how I get that some sort of sensitive. It's like hell of a bird. Yeah, absolutely. All right. We got part 3 of Dahmer

Part 3 of Dahmer. We're bringing this home this time. Oh my you know I'm almost sad to say goodbye to Jeffrey Dahmer. I really am I have to admit this is the most fun I've had researching and I don't know how long we got some great details It's stuff that I did not know one particular fact that flips my wig so hard I mean, I'm very excited for it I gotta admit the my number one resource on this is that it's a fantastic book that all of you should have further reading It's called the man who could not kill enough by Anne Schwartz. She was the first journalist on the scene. It was written Yeah, I still would put like a pole pot in there

Yeah, I'd put like a man who couldn't kill enough Stalin type I I watched a show on Netflix called Nazi hunter Oh, I love Nazi hunter is amazing and I was like trying I was thinking about that today was watching it It's like they literally put one way or another. I'm gonna get you on this on that show and I was like this isn't appropriate Save that for Beverly Hills ninja Every Dahmer and everything like everything I saw I looked at it was to start with that just being like You got cooking human penis human penis I would love to see a world war two dictator Dahmer, so then you want to grab your dicks. Yeah, and he just put him in your mouth

So, yeah, so when do we get the Jews in here so I could suck on their penises? Hey, guys, hey garbles ideas hey garbles So we pick up with Jeffrey Dahmer on May 26 1991 this is the infamous escape story Anyone who's a research Dahmer for 15 minutes has heard Dahmer met Conorac synthosome phone Yeah, and the synthosome phone is gonna be coming out this September. This is actually apple I said before we said it before then I said, oh, what do we just call it the iPhone?

Yeah, yeah, that is a good behind-the-scenes Yeah, so you picked up this kid at the Grand Avenue Mall where he picked up a few of his victims and where he bought the suitcase That he put his second victim in yeah, this was his you know Grand Avenue Mall that was his hangout. Oh, it's his bodega Yeah, he offered the boy money to post for pictures. This kid was 14 years old He already had a prostitution bust. He was like a lot of the other people. Yeah, the Jeffery mayor and you know, I Mean not just the name either. I mean, there's also the prostitution bust. Yeah, but here's a very this is one if you're a 14-year-old can you be a prostitute aren't you the victim? I mean a lot of times you are forced to be a prostitute

Yes, you're not you're not like waking up at ten just being like man. Oh, man. I'm gonna be on easy streets I'm gonna take for $5. You know like you're gonna you're forced your ideas put in your head If you're something you're like cops are supposed to protect the streets But if you're just busting 14-year-old prostitutes like we got another 14-year-old dick sucker off the streets There's not gonna be three men coming tonight and Here we find one of the strangest coincidences that I've ever seen In that this kid if you remember Jeffery Dahmer was arrested before in the middle of his first run

for exposing himself to another young Filipino boy and this New boy was the younger brother of the first boy. Well Dahmer definitely had a type. Yeah He loves people with bad fathers I think that's what it is. Yes. He loves you unregulated Filipino boys, right? That's his favorite But they also you know, they look alike. You know, I mean man imagine if Dahmer met a set of triplets For three that night. Oh, that's a lot. That's like it's an Applebee special or something So the two go back to Dahmer's apartment It's the inevitable scenario photographs drinks drugs the kid passes out and now what's now also part of his regular?

Repertoire which is drill in the hole in their head and jump in the acid in their face muriatic acid It's pretty much battery acid. He injects it right into the frontal lobe But Dahmer it's at this point. Maybe maybe you thought he was Pennywise the clown, you know, this is battery acid You slime Attempts to kill Pennywise the clown in episode part one of the TV made for TV movie it Let's just let him sit based off of a book that was too big to read But thank you for explaining the mini series in Ben who lost a lot of weight from running and that's like you fat. Yes, but with not but with cocaine you lost

Yes, so yeah, so what's so Dahmer is just going like? Feeling comfortable You look look look look look and then he starts drinking. He's like oh, this is like a better get another schlitz So I can get hard and then I'm all out of schlitz. Oh Slits so he goes out he goes on a beer run because you know what was the thing at this point He's like God, I wish I had a sex slave so I could slip him a ten then he can I'll buy he'll fly Yeah, you know, that would be awesome

And then he'd just kid you as you to sex slave go into the corner sir going like He was like all covered in common stuff. These other 14 years are retarded. Well, we better sell them the beer It would take a lot of training though. You'd have to take them back and forth and back You do it like this This is how you buy me beer and this is a beer you buy me. Let's get it Let's just get it back in the house. Yeah, let's get back in the house So while Dahmer was gone Conor Ike he woke up and he left the apartment. He was somehow able to find his way outside So this woman her name Sandra Smith is about two in the morning

She called 9-1-1 to report a boy running naked on the street disoriented Yeah, cuz they normally cut that off at 1 a.m. Oh, yeah in that neighborhood So officers Joe Gabrish and John Balker Zach Just some standard walkie-names these guys are terrible human beings Joe Gabrish. So this is my partner Jen Bill They were called to the scene when they arrived the paramedics had already arrived the boys wrapped up in a blanket and Dahmer Having arrived back from the beer store was standing patiently right beside them cool as a cucumber but at this point, you know, he's a How do you say it? He's gone whack-a-doo for schmack-a-doo

He's got a fucking he's he's got a different. He's on a different level now. Yes. Yeah, it's very calm Yeah, very calm. He just he just casually told the police like hey, this kid's a house guest He had a little bit too much to drink Whenever he drinks he just acts a little crazy. He's 19 officers. He's my boyfriend. Yeah, I know he doesn't have any pubic hair He's 19 years old. Um, yes, I know he's he's but he's bleeding out of his asshole But that's because he sat on a parking cone Accidentally, yeah, and then the hole in his head. He had a zit that was deep Well, we were playing the game parallel parking and he was the car and he didn't parallel park very well

You know what I'm saying officers when I swallow this man's giz. How does that make you feel? Yeah, no, you can have him back. I am mr. Dahmer, please continue on your way I can't imagine the smell of the coming That was I mean that's not too far off from the actual attitude of the Milwaukee police department at that time These guys thought it was hilarious This was the funniest scene that they'd come across in Years to their credit. I believe it was about a decade maybe a couple maybe 15 years later Will Ferrell in old school great scene with him running down the street naked streak and very very funny stuff

I used to streak all the time. Yeah, people would streak yet. It was cool back there thing to do Yeah, you were you were you're feeling the free love Mm-hmm. You were showing your bush hair to the world to stop the war, but he didn't have bush hair So that was the problem. No, no, he was a young boy who was obviously drugged. Yeah Yeah, so they took the Conorack and Dahmer back up to the apartment They saw that Conorack's clothes were neatly folded on the couch They looked at that Jeffrey showed them the pictures. They were obviously consensual This was before

Jesus Christ, I mean the very least you take the guy to the hospital, right? He's probably it's a good chance he was gonna die of alcohol poisoning or something something like that So the cops walk in and what they don't know is that the body of Tony Hughes Dahmer's last victim Sitting on the bed had been decomposing for three days and of course they asked the cops like what about the smell? It had to have smelled horrible in there and one cop said he's like, yeah, I noticed But it just smelled like somebody took a dump in there beautiful totally normal Like when you have too many brats and you got to keep on fought and your wife doesn't want you to know many times I've been down and playing poker with my buddies and we're having a fart competition

And I'm hurting I'm reading pepperoni just straight from the package. Yeah, it'll smell like a dump in there sometimes I walk down there and I say, what are you a couple of guys having sex in here? Hey, one of my jokes You know that you shit is lube. Yeah. Yeah, I heard that. You know, this got me thinking Jeffrey Dahmer, he strangled all of his victims and a lot of times in a strangling death particularly That is when a body will completely vacate its bowels. So yeah, oh, I know they do. Yeah I mean in hangings It's always a rule that you don't stand underneath the gallows because the guys always shit themselves But you're supposed to eat the mushrooms that form underneath the human dookie. Yeah, you're not supposed to you are supposed to and then

You you trip balls. They're called mandrakes. What? Yeah, this is true. Yeah, this is true Yeah, this was something I think we covered in our witchcraft episode. I just think that it's just some fucking idiot You're fooling his buddies is being like, hey She those mushrooms over there. It's like, I don't know. I think maybe they're poison I think they I mean, they are a bit of a poison. Yeah, so yeah, so that means that Jeffrey Dahmer Yeah, his apartment was probably covered in shit most of the time, but he had plenty of soilex around There's a lot of stuff going on in there. So from what I restarted some research on soilex apparently great for getting any stain out Any carpet that's great real strength very good. Yeah, so he's fine in that respect

So the cops leave him there as soon as as soon as they get out as soon as the cops leave Jeffery thinks like well, I Guess I'm gonna have to pour more acid into his brain Not listening to orders, so you know what I'm gonna have to do is what if I pull out one of his eyes? I haven't tried that before maybe you'll just walk around in circles Not so much out out the front door So when the cops got back into their car, they called the dispatcher and they said this is actually this is a transcript from what they said The intoxicated Asian naked male

Was returned to the sober boyfriend It'll be a minute. My partner is gonna go get the lousy at the station Yeah, he is funny Chop chop chop chop chop That's if I was in a radio play about Jeffrey Dahmer, that's the only question. That's the only things you need is Hey, you want to come by my place? Yeah, I just make sure the the chef from the muppets doing that the whole And this is an here you've also got like further police negligence Days later the boys photo it shows up in the newspaper and the woman who had originally called 911

She immediately recognized the boy right called up the cops said alright. You've got to come and check out this guy's apartment I saw this boy with this man. It was the last time he was seen He disappeared around the same time that his parents said that he did Nobody ever came nobody ever came to further invest well That's the thing this again, Henry you got into an argument with somebody I believe on the internet about police negligence and a lot of people think that we're too hard on the cops when it comes to these Situations, they are completely and utterly at fault. This is how these serial killers stay active Yeah, that's how they stay active is because departments don't speak to each other

Yeah, they don't do the proper leg work Nobody cared about these missing kids because they were part of the gay scene and they have bad senses of humor You know if you walk into a room and it smells like dookie. Don't be like No, you're shitting at each other. It's like check the room for the body in the bed You literally have a bunch of guys. Yeah, it's like it didn't just smell like shit in there It obviously smelled like rotting flesh. Yeah, every cop is told right pretty much if you smell a rotting body He's got your best out around go take a lookie Lou you got a job you can do that you're allowed to do that I mean you gotta ask permission

But your job is to go be like hey like you they give you a hard time if it smells like weed in the car, right? Never mind if it smells like a rotting 19 Bodies just how many bodies a drum full about so many must be the fish tank. Yeah, that makes sense So the day after a Dahmer he calls in to work Because he wants to spend the entire day with synthosomophones body This is a you don't take a sick day when you're sick you take it when you have something fun to do That's it. Absolutely. Don't waste it when you're sick. Yeah, go to work when you're sick poison everybody at the chocolate factory

And he also got around to Tony Hughes, which he'd been putting off for a few days So he takes care of those guys a couple weeks after that. He gets to victim 13 He goes to Chicago for the annual Gay Pride Parade, which he never Because he was a bit of a celebrity there. He showed up. Yeah, he was fully dressed up as a gay mummy Which was fun for him. Yeah, just pink toilet paper. Mm-hmm. Yes So he met this kid 20 year old Matt Turner at the Greyhound station Promised him photographs once again. Just hey head over to Milwaukee with me. We'll take some photographs Where'd you get that pink mummy outfit? You got a soak it in Pepto

Yeah, you just take normal toilet paper and you just put it all up on Pepto Jeffery you're creepy, but I'm gonna come all the way back with you to Milwaukee So you could take naked pictures of me. Oh, that's a great idea Stop it. You're creeping me out. I almost won't go How far is it from Chicago to Milwaukee? It's about a 45 50 minute drive. Oh, that's it. That was very close I mean still though. I mean, it's tougher Dahmer the driver, but the Dahmer was good at that He was really good at small talking. He's like, I hope you like I hope you like wham That's all I got. I got one tape

You know, it's just like listening to wham kind of dance. You know, it's like hey, Jeffrey Maybe you want to put your hands on the wheel. He's like, I just like to take chances So he saved Matt Turner's head in a freezer in a plastic bag And Matt Turner was the first person to go inside the infamous blue barrel now This blue barrel came really in handy. Yeah, because you I mean, you know, yes Yes, I could hold the decomposing bodies sure of all your your male prostitute victims But also you could put a chessboard on it and it's a fun little small town chess table. Oh, bring it to Union Square Yeah, what you could do with it. You don't put drinks on it. It's now. It's another type of table

You know, are you Billy Maze with the big blue tank? I'm just saying well, you got a big blue You got a big blue tank. You could put a record player on it. Yeah, DJ booth I'm Billy Maze with big blue tank Want to dispose of some bodies put him inside the tank and then of course, yeah Yeah, so now he this is him talking want to hear his recipe. Yeah, absolutely. Here's his recipe. Here's his cooking This is a human recipe. Yeah, this is this is kind of his process as far as killing people and Henry I want to know if you approve of this Oh, yeah, absolutely sounds delicious during dismemberment. I saved the heart. Hmm. Also meat from the thigh bicep liver

Cut it into small pieces. Yeah wash them off Put them in clear plastic freezer bags and pulled put them on the floor of the freezer Just as an escalation of trying something new to satisfy And I'd cook it and then I'd look at the picture and I'd masturbate. So can we say he masturbated afterwards? He didn't eat, right? That's not how you eat. That's not how you eat food. You don't just cook it and jack off on it Instagram is all Instagram is people taking pictures of brunches and some of those people jerk off to him sometimes later But you know, that's a good point

It's different, you know now and it just made me feel like they were a part of me and that's what he said over and over again That's why he ate the people. It was a way to keep them In his body within him forever I just feel like you're living in this world of madness for so long and you've been doing so much fucked up shit It just gets to a point where it's all just becomes it's it's easy You know like why cuz Ben and I kind of go on eating binges I'll go on a binge and all of a sudden it's like, yeah, I had a burrito for breakfast I guess I'll also eat half a pizza for dinner

Yeah, like cuz you're already in the mindset that way I have Mexico and Italy inside the whole countries and I will destroy That I don't have to travel because I have the countries as a part of me not a problem at all. I mean and do you wash off the The meat though I'm wondering if it's is it like an oyster situation where you shuck them and then if you wash them off you ruin the whole thing You got to be watching these guys. Yeah, the main point the promise is that I mean a long time. I imagine they reek of cologne You know, and that's not gonna cook. Well, well, you know, I mean human human flesh is a lot very similar to pig flesh And you're not gonna cook a pork chop without washing off first. It's good point Yeah, and it has to be thoroughly cooked. Yes. Well, he would cook it really lightly

Which is daring because just technically like pork you should brine it if you want to if you want a rare piece of He just kind of seared it. He just kind of seared it But at the same time again, he was taking a lot of chances. So he wasn't really worried about food poisoning Maybe he does deserve a show on the food network actually now that I think about it Well, it's really it's very much. It's very nose to tail. Yeah, which is very hip nowadays in the food community nose to tail Yes, okay, so Jeffrey's next four victims after Conorak this all this happened four victims ten days He's going the classic serial killer route of at the very end. He's just killing day I mean just a complete blood frenzy victim 14. His name was Jeremiah

Jeremiah Weinberger so after this after Conorak and after trying the myriadic acid a couple times Dahmer thinks that he's gonna take a different tack and he injects boiling water into Weinberger's frontal cortex, okay? and Admittedly he did last longer some people say that he went to a coma for two days other reports say that he was actually walking around the apartment And Jeffrey's like I'm changing your name. You're not Jeremy anymore. Your name is Zamsar, and you're gonna suck my dick now Zamsar

Fuck you fucking you fucking you oh He died More boiling water in his brain well might wake him up now put cold water in his brain That'll work out perfectly well actually we have this is one of the few times that we have an actual witness that Saw Dahmer leave with the victim and in fact this guy was a friend of Weinberger and When Weinberger asked him's like hey should I go home with this guy tonight the friend said hey seems alright Not for the guy with him and then later he added you know who's to say what a serial killer looks like exactly makes a good point with that Like Jeffrey's like all right. He's a quiet guy. He's good-looking. Yeah, go home with them. They all look like

They all have they all Dahmer looks like a serial killer. Yes. Well, I mean in hindsight He looks like the main character from no country for old men We'll be over damn the way they described him all the time Which is that he sat alone in the bar zero killer anybody yeah showed up again and again Nobody that's the one thing. I don't really understand that we've seen in other cases In these small communities is that there was no general warning like nobody knew that there was something going on It's like when we learn about the with the with the Green River killer like the prostitutes were talking about there was a guy killing prostitutes And there was an awareness. It seems like here. There wasn't much communication amongst the community

There's a reason behind that will Milwaukee was known as a transient gay area meaning that anybody who came through was coming from out Of town to be gay there that night and then leave exactly people were coming and going all the time So if you had people from as far away as Kenosha From Shabuigan all coming there to Milwaukee. So his next victim. This is on July 12 He meets Oliver Lacey on the street takes him upstairs kills him as sex the corpse Places Lacey's head in the fridge in the box keeps his heart in the freezer to eat later Two days later, and some people say this is where Jeffrey truly lost it. He was fired from the ambrosia Because now he has all semblance of reality. He's got nothing and mr.

Dahmer you are coming in for the third straight day just covered in blood It was chronic lateness and the fact that he's hadn't he stopped bathing yeah and washing his clothes And there's a body in the tub isn't there? I mean he was showering on top of it He knew he had to keep his job off the shower on top of a body But it's fucked up because then you hear later away his statements later on it's like basically he knew he was about to Pop the whole thing is about to be over like he there's only so long you can do it because in the end you keep trying to make sex Slaves and they're not working. So it's just like what do I got to do right? You know so he gets fired and that's the other thing was just like why are people going home with this huge stinky man?

I mean if he didn't kill all these people. He's like a wilt chamberlain type Yeah, he's still got all these people to have sex with him. He was very smooth in a certain way I guess he was extremely smooth. Here's another fucked up thing He must have been he caused it did he ever go out and fail to get somebody I hate to say it But it's not that it's not easy It's not crazy easy But it sounds like it's pretty easy to have sex if you go to a gay sex club and everyone's there to have sex You're not I should do saying people you're literally just like pointing and it's just guy going yeah, or no

I suppose so you know it's easy to get lobster a red lobster, but is it any good? That's the question Yeah, so Jeffrey's last murder. It was this guy named Joseph braid hoffed. He was 25 met him on the bus And the day after the murder this is when you start to see that his actual his killing fields is His house the maggots have discovered it You know it's finally gotten to the point where the what a day just kind of like when the hipsters find a restaurant Oh in New York City, you know, and then it's ruined totally young so the day after the murder Dahmer found the head covered in maggots He decapitated the body clean the head put it in the refrigerator. What a day for those maggots

You know the kids are all just Dad Eureka, it's a Filipino boys penis We can eat on this for days boys And he's like get off that head. That's my head maggots That head belongs to me maggots maggots versus Dahmer That's a hell of a horror movie. I find that we're gonna pick that up So his head a brat Brad hoffs head goes in the freezer with all the rest of them and the torso ends up going in the blue barrel with a couple of other guys and

His last attempt Comes on July 22nd 1991 this is Fascinating because this is the first time we really get an insight into what the kills were actually like for Jeffrey like the way his actual Ritual what he be yet? He was yes, although it must be said that the victim Tracy Edwards is extremely unreliable What do you mean? He was unreliable because for a few different reasons when the day that the cops rescued him He thanked the cops so much. He went to the police station. He thanked the cops And he gave them one story and then he was on he was one of the talk circuit guy talk show

Changes as soon as they get on the talk show circuit because if you're willing to talk You're doing it for the money. Yeah, and the story is gonna become more sensational every time you say it Like we see it all we see it over and over again every time when they're like or because a lot of times It's like the near victims. Just don't talk to anybody Yeah, they talk to the police and then they disappear because they don't want to also Well, I mean when you're talking to Phil Donnie who's producer who just saw you on Sally Jesse Raphael He's gonna morph it up. Yeah, why don't you amp it up a little bit better than Sally? And then of course you got to go on that big fat girl fat girl show remember that from Ricky Lake Ricky Lake show

Yeah, that was a great one So this is a one of the set this is one of the times when the stories differ because we actually get to hear from the victim This guy Tracy Edwards. He was at the Grand Avenue mall He said that he was with friends when Dahmer approached all of them and invited them to a party at his apartment He even he even said like to kind of alleviate fears like a my girlfriend's gonna be there Nothing weird fellas Skeleton with a wig on you know like he's just like he actually thinks there will be a party when they go there He's pretty certain that he he's gotten them

He's been talking to them for long enough that they're ready. It's like the teddy bears picnic He's like maybe it's kind of like toy story where I go away and they all talk to each other So if I surprise him with a bunch of new friends, we'll have a big gala Yeah, you're all walking around with masquerade masks on and just being like a lovely party Jeffrey It's like thank you. I made pigs in a blanket. It's a bunch of dicks and stale rolls. Yeah Tracy Edwards, he had seen Dahmer in the community, you know, of course Dahmer was that huge fucking weird white dude That's always walking around So he said he has a you know

I happen to walking away with go-go dancers and people who blew in from out of town and then they disappear, you know So Edward said that his friends never showed up because Dahmer gave them a different address Then what what then sounds like to me is what Tracy Edwards is covering up as the fact that they were there to have sex with each other I think that's what it was. They saw each other. He was he picked him up He doesn't want to say that he's a homosexual on the fucking talk show circuit, right? And so yeah, because this is not sound like Jeffrey. No, you don't go to Dahmer's apartment for a party. No, there's nobody No, no, that was a good idea one-on-one. Yeah with Jeffrey Dahmer. That is how he works. Yeah And so they that's another great show for that's another great talk show one-on-one with Jeffrey Dahmer

And it's just him like talk try to do interview questions, but every once a while He'll like sprinkle salt and pepper on you And you want it can you I was here you're sitting the water there look on your finger But also try some white wine to see what matches best This continues this is Edward story by the way I say he said that they were drinking together Jeffrey brought out a huge knife and you know threatened him put handcuffs on him Edward said that he remained calm. He said Jeffrey. I'm not going anywhere. I'm your friend. It's all fine. I'm just gonna be hanging out Oh, yeah, I mean now you're you have to hang out. Yeah

Why don't we just make it best of a bad situation? Yeah, so Jeffrey he puts on the exorcist three loves Oh, yeah, he you know originally the worst one. It's the worst one. Absolutely still kind of a fun one though I love all the exorcist. Yeah, so they watched the exorcist and Dahmer was sitting next to Edwards He had at the he had the knife. He was swaying back and forth. He was in a chant a trance And he was just chanting something over and over again like some sort of mantra Sausage I suck his dick or do I turn it into soup Do I suck his feet or do I cut them off and play with them for an hour?

I can hear you. I can hear what you're chanting. No, I'm just planning That's terrifying I want to play with your nipples like the radio dials, but I kind of just want to rip them off like I did to the radio dials to my radio So the guys that Edwards says that Dahmer just kind of casually says hey, I want to eat your heart So it was very similar to Henry's interpretation He denies all this he says that none of this actually happened and then Edwards Yeah, I mean after everything he says it's like and then Dahmer's been very honest He's been very honest and Edwards

He punched him in the face when Dahmer wasn't looking he punched him in the face kicked him in the chest ran out the door Dahmer oh Dahmer almost grabbed him on the way out, but he was able to run down. I kind of want Dahmer to get this one You know out of all the victims. I mean, this is the guy And now we're gonna bring one of the best detectives that Milwaukee has ever seen we're gonna bring Detective Patrick Kennedy onto the scene. He was a guy that took Dahmer. He has quite a bit to say about Jeffrey He has a lot so we're gonna be doing and the next best Kennedy the next best detective in Milwaukee was the same Bernard So I mean, it's not like it's not that big of an accomplishment, but so yeah, Henry. Why don't you tell us what? Detective Patrick Kennedy said what Jeffrey said actually happened

Now Jeff told me his idea was that since he ran out of pills He just tried to drink this guy under the table But he said this guy could drink as much as him So he said if I get him in a bandage photo Then I own him if I have him handcuffed I could strangle him and I can kill him. Yeah, that's also kind of how he talks. Yeah, that is a very good Yeah, yeah, and that's I believe that is actually what happened It was nowhere near as dramatic or anywhere near as detailed as this guy made it out

He does the same thing that he's done every other he would not change it at this point No, he told him he offered him money to come take naked photos with him in the apartment He handcuffed him like was normal and then try to kill him and he just got away with it because he didn't have pills Yeah, there's no wagon around this night waving around a knife or chanting. That's all nonsense He could have chanted maybe maybe just mumbled under his breath. I don't think he's not a chance Like at this point as a every serial killer says that with the Ted Bunny quote is the same thing It's like the first time you kill you have everything planned down to the last detail the last time you kill you think around You're like, oh, where did I put the wrench the crowbar? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna put the crow

Yeah, it's like where did I put it? So it's like you were just it's paint by the numbers. Yeah, he just didn't keep an eye on him Yeah So police officers Robert Ralph and Ralph Mueller were flagged down Edwards he comes up to the car and he says I've been I've been attacked. There's a freak up in that apartment There was I have to get I have to get out of these handcuffs He was in his underwear and originally he didn't even want the cops to go up to the apartment Yeah, like hey listen. I've got these handcuffs. You got to get these off me. I don't want to make a report I don't want to do anything because he was hiding being a homosexual exactly how afraid people are of being outed

It's so sad. Yeah, there's no reason for it like you could have just well, you know Well, I do you want to walk you the last time they returned a guided domers apartment It didn't turn out so well, so yeah, and they you know, there was this other serial killer in San Francisco the doodler That's right the doodler Yeah, and they had a nickname you give yourself Yeah, no, we're not gonna call you doodler scheme. Hem and hem chick. No, man. No, nobody call me hem chick anymore I'm the doodler now someone bring those balls over to me because they look dry Leaving clues as to which dick he suck last night like the Riddler. Yeah

Why does my butt sack is my ball sack have a question mark on this riddle and I'll tell you why did you drug me and draw a Fucking question mark on my ball sack. Yes Okay, I'm the doodler. Well, that is just a that's just illegal Yep, so yeah, the doodler was a guy that was in San Francisco They caught the guy but the two witnesses who got away refused to testify because they didn't want to come out They didn't want to be outed probably so the guy got away Scott freed This is another this actually could that could have happened again. The cops went up. They asked for the handcuff key Dahmer point into the better. He's like, I don't really know where it is

I mean, if you want to get him off you can saw his hand off. It's pretty much all you can do and he was serious because that's What he'd done every other time. Oh Genuine tip That's how I get him off and here's the fuck There's sometimes you got to cut the whole arm off and then sometimes I mean you sit there You're eating the arm and you're just like aware. Oh, I'm late for work. Yeah Here's the fucked up things that if Dahmer had the key. He would have gotten away again I'm sure yeah, give him the key. Yeah, he would have gotten away again

And so the you always have to have a plan B. It can't always just be cut off the head He wanted to go. You wanted to get caught And so the officer, you know, he figures. All right, I'm here on the search for the key That's what he's here for he just wants to get in and get out as soon as possible Yeah, he starts moving towards the bedroom. Jeffery leaps in front of him The other guy says back off get out of his way The officer goes into the bedroom notices the dresser's half open He looks inside and he just sees dozens of Polaroids just naked men and various poses

And then he starts kind of going through them a little bit. Who knows why maybe actually being a police officer Oh, yeah, maybe investigating something He starts going through and he sees all these pictures that just Decapitated and mutilated corpses and he starts that he's like, oh, holy shit This is fucked up and he starts looking at the pictures and then looking around him It's like, oh, this is the studio right here. This is it. I mean fucking. I'm here in Magic Land This would be a funny scene if they put like a sitcom laugh track under it, you know, like a big bang theory Don't go in there. Don't go in my room

You don't want to go in there So he saw that they were actually in the apartment he turned to his partner he said grab him And Dahmer he tried to escape, but you know Ralph got him to the ground Mueller goes over to the fridge. He opened the door sees the human head and Jeffrey He's just sitting on the floor pretty damn in evidence. That's very damning evidence and he said for what I did I should be dead. Oh absolutely And so the calls start going out over the police channels they start saying hey

Um, I know are you on a coffee break? Good. Good. If you could come by This apartment. We got a bit of a shit fuck We're gonna call it a shit fuck. Yeah, I think that's appropriate and at this point all they know is heads Well, there's some other things in his refrigerator as well Oh, yeah, but they all they knew is they opened up They saw the heads and they closed it immediately because these guys are beat cops, you know, they're not detectives They just know they're trying to bring in that like the friends. Oh, yeah. Oh, you want to pass the buck on this pretty seriously Because this is a lot of paper. Oh, they opened the fridge and the guy jumped into his partner's arms like Scooby from Scooby-Doo

Just scared going with what's the head of the thing. It's like my first I gotta go away my dad always talking about being a cop He's like you see he's like as soon as you see a severed hand He's like well, that's five hours of fucking paperwork right there. You know, there's like now now I have to go to court And they start they start bringing detectives over they start They start looking over the apartment and what they found in the apartment is Terrified it was like Vincent Price's house as you had imagined it without it all being just props. Yeah, but I love what's in the refrigerators Also some ketchup. Oh, yeah The thing here. Yeah, yeah, so this is Patrick Kennedy inside the apartment what I saw was an empty refrigerator on the door handle

You know, they had some mustard D John What a classy guy catch up in some mayo But in the main portion of the refrigerator was an amp was empty except for an open box of Armin hammer beacon soda to keep things fresh of course You know in a box containing the freshly severed head of a black male And it was just sitting there. No blood. That's what was on the racerio You know, it was immaculately clean sliced at the neck perfectly and cuz you know, I open it up and here's this black guy He's just talking about it as if like it like it's like everything's like a baseball game

Yeah, so there was a there was a collection of skulls. I'm going to go through a laundry list here Oh, yeah, and this has got also some of my favorite facts. Yeah a collection of summer needs to be put in everything like those old Dijon commercials were rolled on your window One inch is a big severed So a collection of skulls some bleached others hand or spray painted three additional severed heads were found in an Upright freezer compartment and locked in ice at the base of the unit There was a bag loaded with flesh and internal organs another freezer had two hearts each individually wrapped in plastic bags It was a thick slab of muscle muscle tissue on the floor of the cupboard

There was a large kettle containing a pair of human hands a set of genitals in the bottom drawer of a metal filing cabinet and Dahmer's bedroom There was a complete human skeleton dried remnants of somebody's scalp and another penis that had obviously been there for a long Oh, that's that's a problem. It's like, you know old friends. You don't see them for a million a bunch of new friends You know now at poor shriveled old penis must have been so alone You got it. You got to cut off a lot of human penis is to lose one I'm sorry Mr. Skeleton nothing human penis. I just don't think you're attractive to him anymore. No, that's not right Plastic surgery. Oh, don't say that to the little penis

I'm sure somebody will Of course, there was the famous 57 gallon blue plastic drum There were they found three human torsos marinating in their own juices This is what and she marinated. I don't know if the term marinating this right here. I'd say congealing It's gonna disgustingly hanging out Here's what and Schwartz the woman who wrote the man who couldn't kill enough This is what she said. She said in the back of the closet was a metal stockpot that contained decomposed hands and penises I'd love to find a place with this much storage space. Yeah, I have no one closet in my apartment

Yeah, on the shelf above the kettle were two skulls also in the closet where containers of ethyl alcohol Chloroform and formaldehyde along with some glass jars holding male genitalia preserved in formaldehyde and Polaroid pictures taken by Dahmer at various stages of his victims deaths One show demands head with the flesh still intact lying in a sink another displayed a victim cut open from the neck to the groin Like a deer gutted after the kill the cut so clean I could see the pelvis bone clearly No, I could have sold this if he just like welcome detectives to my version of the mutter museum Notice all the human penises. It's also a bit of a restaurant. It's crazy. Would you like something to eat? Well, I mean you say museum, but the head investigator the guy that dismantled the crime scene

He said it was more like dismantling someone's museum He was it was all left out for him to constantly be looking at it and for people to see it Yeah, he wanted it to be found he'd be found that's what he'd left it all out there Like John Wayne Gasey kept everything in the fucking basement put away like everyone else So the secret seat they kept a dividing line between their mad side and them where Dahmer was up to his eyeballs And it because he built the the whole house became a shrine. I just don't it's an apartment Yeah, you know if he had a crawl space he would have loved to use it Yeah, we're like a garage. Yeah, he would have dumped the bodies in the river

There would have been other ways for him to deal with where we put him if you're killing somebody It's tough to get rid of it a body in an apartment. Yeah, go downstairs and I guess so I don't know for sure. All right, so this is yeah, this is so this is my favorite fact to it. Yeah Patrick Kennedy if I've got a plastic pail it had a couple of penises One he had a black penis, you know when he started saving the penises he didn't save the white one Hmm. So the one penis we found He had bought foundation like the one women used for their zits He made it a white penis. Oh

Interesting painted Dead man's penis right so he could suck on it. Okay, and so I literally it's just like a This color is gonna look beautiful on you Like doing a fucking makeover with yeah, and then he's going like fuck. Thanks. God. You're white now And then he just got white makeup all over his face like a hopper with paint all over their face So unbelievable so Dahmer was to of course taken back to the to the station and Patrick Kennedy They put him in the box with him because Kennedy's partner had gone over to the crime scene The confession was 160 pages long Dahmer said honestly

I bet he was so relieved to talk to somebody once it finally came out because that's what he said before was that when he It's like he wished he could have spoken about his horrible impulses before but how do you tell something to somebody? It's just gonna put you in a concrete square for the rest of your life Yeah, and Kennedy treated him pretty good. He had some coffee some cigarettes Yeah, I mean Dahmer was still blackout drunk and this is how dangerous He gave him a bunch of pepperoni ropes that he could just suck on. Oh, yeah, wean himself off. You can paint a medical methadone Definitely well Kennedy didn't believe him at first. Yeah at first. He's like all right, you know, okay

So you had the heads that's pretty fucked up, but Dahmer immediately started going into each murder in detail finally Kennedy's His once I was gonna start writing his down because I can't remember anything because I'm half drunk Yeah, he didn't roll drunk He didn't write anything down until his partner called him and said like hey, this is for real We found all of this shit. This guy is the real deal. Oh, yeah, cuz that's what it's really yeah They would they remember that and Jeffrey Dahmer files he talks about that It's like sitting down with him and literally he just thinks that he's got like a couple of murders But then as he's getting a call it's like call after call after calls coming

I'm just being like and now we found a stu pot filled with penises and now he's painted a bunch of them And this is it's it's all It's pretty crazy. Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah I you would think that he would have started writing down things kind of immediately once you find one head in a refrigerator I'm just gonna give him the benefit of the doubt that he's killed somebody before yeah Because he immediately told the story about the jogger. Yeah, he went way back and this is how dangerous the Milwaukee Jail system is Dahmer was terrified of going down to the general population because he was just gonna get his ass kicked Of course, and so that's what hey, just because his crimes were gay if he was straight

He would have been a fucking superstar. Yeah in the prison system. No because it's true You look at people like Bundy and stuff like that the prisoners looked up to him But if you're gay, they're ready to all jump and jump beat him. Sure. We'll see y'all. We'll see that Yeah, and he gave you know Dahmer started giving him all kinds of weird details He said that what he used to cook them with he used vegetables mushrooms onions And they said that during the month before they caught him that was the only meat that he ate Yeah, and he said a lot of things it's just so and then I still love Patrick Kennedy just being mystified Yeah, it's just like you had a lot of lovers

There's lovers walking around and I see some time in Milwaukee that I know got fucked by Jeffrey Dahmer But he didn't kill him because they only kill the ones that he thought were really truly the most beautiful And that's he said he said he only ate the ones that were truly beautiful to him Yeah, and he only killed and kept parts of the ones that he thought were as in his eyes the perfect specimen of a man Yes, because that way like the other thing we talked about too is that on the search for the ultimate orgasm? Yeah, and it's like all this other shit. Yeah speaking of which he he ejaculated in the torn open rib cages He draped himself with the bloody entrails It took really good

I've never had so good at I guess the only thing I could really put it is eating Chinese food alone That's a good time me Covered in sauce, you know, no shirt on it's pretty you know, like I mean just me watching aqua teen Just smoking a blunt eating Chinese food. That's the only thing I could say is Equivalent to Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, these bodies Dahmer's living this whole other like 80s sci-fi movie just covered in human entrails With his arms raised and I'm sure yeah, yeah, we're and also working at the chocolate factory Yes, some of these guys got improv troops and they got stuff going on the side like a band, you know I asked John for Jeffrey when he does that. He's just like, huh, I occupy myself

I stay busy. I you I promise you that yeah crafts Crafts crafts and he costumes Just smearing blood all over his face and sort of a Native American pattern to speak to himself in the bathroom mirror Oh, what a time he started this is again Patrick Kennedy He started saving the heads a lot of times he said he pulled out the heads You know because there were you trying to do is try if there was a while Well, he was trying to prevent himself from killing. Yeah, so he'd use his trophies. Yeah, and so it's like, you know We found seven heads in the refrigerator. He'd pull them out talk to him stick his dick in their mouth

We've had a couple of penises. He just suck on you know, he said he'd do this to try to satisfy himself So you wouldn't have to keep going out and killing people where I asked them to Jeff Why did you just go get a boyfriend? Why the fuck you have to kill everybody and then you look at Jeffrey Dahmer into his blue eyes You didn't see the fucking devil. You know what I'm saying? You saw at least I saw a pathetic human being who so Hedonistically selfish that all they get think about was the pursuit of his own sexual pleasures And this is why in Nutra system doesn't work, you know, you can't have a drink to substitute a meal That's right. You can't have a shake for a steak doesn't work You can't have a fake penis or a severed human penis for a human penis

Don't you get some severed human penises and pill forms will be able to cure your serial killers So the trial comes up this trial. They said that his court appearances. They had the air of a movie premiere They was it was huge said I had the biggest security measures ever seen in a US courtroom They swept it for bombs daily with sniffer dogs There was an eight-foot wall a bulletproof glass But now we went out there and we we deputized the state's biggest pigs and we put we and we put them all on the outside there Problem is that guys kept killing the pigs in order to make sausages barbecue. Yeah, barbecue detective They were calling them well

I know anyone out there who was I guess at any age in which you actually paid attention to shit in 1992 You saw this everywhere every day you saw Derek. I was talking to you know one of my assistants here He was born in like 89 And he had no idea what Jeffrey Dahmer looked like and that fucking mystified me I couldn't believe that someone could look like they're so huge to you know I mean like the time I show was making fun of him SNL was making fun of him like all this stuff was happening He became him. He became ways. We know that's why he's I mean it's important to the serial killer Fucking the oeuvre is that he is he's the one. Yeah. Yeah, he's the number one killer. Everyone's heard of Jeffrey Dahmer

Yes, one point or another. He did a lot of stuff to earn the reputation. Oh, he's the jack of all trades I mean you look at someone like Michael Jordan or you know LeBron James You got a rebound you got a pass you got a shoot and you got to win the big game Yeah, you got a win in the postseason he made human zombies he raped he killed he ate he did everything He did everything every single thing. Yeah, and he of course he didn't have sex with a woman Yeah, we never had sex you did not yeah if you want to you know go through some trials He should try getting married. Yeah See if he can survive getting married easy to kill your kill your boyfriend, but try being married for 10 years

So he pleaded guilty but insane To all counts and what that means is By pleading guilty to the charges brought against him and thereby waving his rights to an initial tried to establish guilt The issue debated by opposing counsels at Dahmer's trial was to determine whether he suffered from either a mental or personality Disorder the prosecution claiming that any disorders did not deprive Dahmer of the ability to appreciate the Criminality of his conduct or to deprive him of the ability to resist his impulses the defense arguing that Dahmer suffered from a mental Disease and was driven by obsessions and impulses. He was unable to control. I mean he wasn't well. Yeah, no I mean if you're Dahmer, I would just stand up and say members of the jury. I got five words for you

You had to try it. I had somebody that's goddamn human penises on the face of the planet If you had one bite, you couldn't stop. Yeah, he would you'd be addicted yourself. That's right that dick I love that dick with monions and some mushrooms. Oh, oh, yeah well the trial goes on and This is when some juicy little detail coming out about Jeffrey Dahmer Apparently he fancied himself the emperor from Return of the Jedi I will always wanted to be chewy. Yeah, we Yeah, yeah, yeah, he bought yellow tinted contacts to make him look more like the emperor such a nerd and when these

When these details came out that he loved Return of the Jedi and he loved the Exorcist movies It was said that in Milwaukee. There was not a single Video store where you could rent any of these movies. I'm sure everyone immediately went out and they wanted to see what? Connection there was like they wanted to just see anything about it. They just rule. Oh, they're great movies I love Jedi we found out that he couldn't get an erection if his partners were awake And he hated that because in tell us part if they had sex before They were drugged he was always the bottom and he hated being the bottom because then he was completely powerless Yeah, his whole thing was control

And he also in that this is a funny this funny little story that came out on Thanksgiving Day in 1989. He woke up in a strange apartment He was hogtied and suspended from the ceiling Dahmer said, you know, he drank too much and blacked out his legs were tied together as arms were tied behind his back in the Fashion of the hogtie. He was hanging by hooks and ropes And the man was sexually assaulting him with a candle Well, he just didn't know is that he was invited to a birthday party against his will and he was the cake Yeah, you gotta ask him by the cake When he told this story the whole section of the court where there were family members hanging out

They'd just laughter erupted. Yeah, they thought that was very hilarious And he said when he and this was when he was at the House of Correction that halfway house And he said when he got back he passed several inches of candles during a Yeah, you have to have it. You have to have a laugh to yourself about that, you know Oh, yeah, everything goes he didn't she'd be like, you know, him shitting out the candle a million like, you know There's some real perverts out there It said that he when he was working at the plasma center in Milwaukee, he took a vial of blood home and drank it Yeah, he's trying a lot of shit. Yeah, he's trying a lot of shit when asked about his fascination with body parts

He said maybe I was born too late. Maybe I was an Aztec I don't know at the same time. They they at least were Mexican. Yeah, maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe you're just a psycho I mean, who knows maybe a bunch of things happen. They brought in his supervisor from the ambrosia chocolate company He said I had no problems with Jeffrey. He was always very polite, but I'm saying Jeffrey's still bad He's bad, but I mean I've never met a finer chocolate mixer until I mean he just made it so creamy smooth Because he just whip at it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he said he was like he was making a mold for a black person But yeah, he's like, oh, I wish I could pour it into a big six-foot tall mold and had take that home

You know and we laughed about that. Yeah. Yeah, never got green lit though So the look this is my favorite detail from the trial his lawyer the same guy that That had defended him in the first case Boyle He brought out this huge wheel and at the simmer of the wheel was a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer. It's kind of like you Remember a wheel of fish whatever Yeah, yeah, you're so stupid. Yeah, yeah a lot like that And so around the wheel where all of these things listed that the lawyer said was wrong with Jeffrey Dahmer And he just listed

These are the category categories of what was wrong with Jeffrey Dahmer. I'll take skulls and locker for a thousand He said skulls and locker cannibalism sexual urges drilling making zombies Necrophilia drinking alcohol all the time trying to create a shrine lobotomies Defleshing calling taxidermists going to graves for years masturbating masturbating Yeah, that was this is Jeffrey Dahmer a runaway train on the track I can't believe he was jerking off. Yeah, that's really simple. That's disgusting. Yeah, people shouldn't masturbate. What is he a pig?

Can't get it enough so he has some jerk off all time. Oh, yeah So this is what the prosecution order to argued against the insane plea He'd said first is that he did not suffer the defense argued that he suffered from primary Necrophilia can only fuck dead bodies. Yeah, and he has an uncontrollable Compulsion to do it, but the prosecution rightly argued that it was not primary necrophilia because of his attempts to create the zombie Slaves. Now, how do you feel when you're making up the argument of just being like, you know When you're sitting there at night, you know, because you're working on your notes and the kitchen and your wife and your kids are probably playing in the other Roots up and you're just like well, he didn't want to just fuck the bodies because he kept trying to make these zombies

Fuck yeah, he wanted them to be alive. So it's like legally we got him by the ball Yeah, we got him real good here They said that he was extremely calculating He went to great lengths to be alone with his victims, which is also true And they said that he the the prosecutor felt that Dahmer's habit of getting fucking wasted before committing the murders was very significant He said if he had a compulsion to kill he would not have to drink alcohol He had to drink alcohol to overcome his inhibition to do the crime which he would rather not do

Yeah, it's like when you want to go. It's like when you want to go skydiving, but you're scared of shots Yeah, no, he didn't because again, he didn't like the killing. Yeah He just like playing with the penises afterwards like he was a macabre mr. Rogers Yeah, you know, and you that's a hard job to just go apply and get there's gotta be a silly code make that job You are a small businessman. Oh business is I want to make dick soup You know, he went to a Milwaukee mental health facility two days before he was caught. He stayed for 15 minutes and then left Yeah, so he started it. He knew he was crazy. He knew there was yeah, he was starting to catch figure it out Yeah, you look in the mirror and everyone be like Jeff. What are you doing now?

What's your five-year plan Jeff? You know, it's like where do you want to be? It's like kind of want to be a pilot. Oh Well, I gotta stop fucking all these severed human heads if I want to be a pilot. Yeah So on February 15th the jurors found him Um guilty and sane not suffering from a mental disorder at the time of the 15 murders two of the 12 jurors They signified their dissent. They the defense convinced two of them. Yeah, you know Majority ruled well, they were hungry when they were doing these during the ending low blood sugar. Yeah Not paying attention. So on the first two counts Dahmer was sentenced to life imprisonment plus 10 years Then of course of the remaining counts life imprisonment. No death penalty in Wisconsin. Yeah, so it was life in prison

And so Jeffrey Dahmer goes to prison where he will spend the rest of his life Yeah, and it was kind of like Ernest goes to jail where the double came he was all it was all a mishap Yeah, he was the evil brother of just said it twins and he got he the good one went to jail And then he went to the chair and then you had the electric power. I remember that. Yeah, that's also shit Yeah, yeah, that was the French Dime air, of course. Yeah, they're much better looking Dahmer So at first they didn't allow Dahmer to congregate with the other inmates They kept him completely separate, but after a little while they started to bring him into the general population

In June of 94 He was attacked by a fellow inmate who tried to slit his throat with a sharpened toothbrush as he was coming back from the church Service and it you know, it should be noted that Dahmer did become a born-again Christian Yeah, I mean he did. Yes. Well, you know, they did find a King James Bible among the skulls in his apartment Oh, they found out that he was using it till like as napkin Yeah, so a couple of good scriptures though. Well, he was cleaning his blood off his fucking hands. Oh, that is interesting, huh? Oh, I got all this dick juice all over my nose. Four months after they introduce at four months after That initial attack they put him on work detail with these two guys Jesse Anderson who was a white supremacist

Who was the best one of this of the stuff people on the thing? Yeah, he was a white supremacist who murdered his wife and tried to blame it on a black guy And another guy Christopher Scarver He was a schizophrenic who was serving a sentence for first-degree murder and thought he was the son of God So on November November 28th 1994 the guard left them in alone to do the morning janitor work And no one really knows what happened But within 20 minutes of the guard leaving them alone two of the three men were dead The well, it started with the guard slipping those two guys 20 bucks. Yeah

That's for sure. I know we've all heard I know I heard that heard it growing up that Jeffrey Dahmer was killed by a fellow inmate shoving a broomstick up his ass. I thought it was a barbell Well, that's the thing is that they're always wondered where that detail came from. Why did they say broom handle up the ass? I always thought maybe it's like, oh, you know gay guy, you know, he gets his just desserts Yeah, it turned out that there was a tiny nugget of truth to that story and that Anderson the white supremacist Had been beaten to death with with a broom handle and then he got beat to get death with a metal bar Yeah, yeah, and I guess it's true. Yeah Dahmer Dahmer died from a blow to the head by a 20 inch metal bar crushed his skull He made not the inmates of the he didn't make a single sound and he made no effort whatsoever to save his life

So the security officer just left him alone with two other murderers just surrounded with a bunch of metal bars I mean he was in with the he was in with them. Yeah, he was constantly surrounded by other murderers Yeah, this is the Wisconsin death penalty though. Yeah, I mean they knew he was gonna die Yeah, and Dahmer knew he was gonna die to putting him in Jen Popp was the thing that was gonna kill him Yeah, they always knew it, you know, like he was never gonna live And so ends the fucking horrible shit fuck life that was Jeffrey Dahmer His parents were the only mourners at his funerals and their ashes were divided among them and they were Salt and pepper. Yeah. Yeah, what happened see if Jeffrey was right Marcus

What happened with those two cops that we discussed at the top of the program? Yes, we'll do a bit of an epilogue on on this one the two cops That found the guy go did they get fired and then their lives were terrible from then on at the time They were immediately fired, but later on they appealed the decision They were reinstated on full pay and were later named officers of the year by the police union Unbelievable, you know, that's all you got to do is just not do your job and you'll keep getting promoted. That's true Jesus Christ well, this is just we learned I learned a lot don't know a lot of interesting a lot of interesting factoids We're gonna go with this next week. We're gonna be doing some

Again back to some real fucking news really amazing stuff and aliens are in the mainstream media right now because the pope just came out and Said he believes in alien life and when they do reach earth. They want to be converted to Of course, he wants to get his fucking grubby mix on the aliens. So if the aliens are in the news right now Of course, he does and again we said at the last time, you know It's it's like they just like it because they look like fucking hairless little boys Oh sure and suck their decks. Oh Dahmer would have loved them, but I don't know. I don't know if they have penises though So that would have been frustrating. No, it would have been that's a problem Is the aliens keep showing up wearing top hats in order to hide their heads and fucking big high-waisted pants like zoots suits

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