Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 125: Archons, Seres, and the Secret Fates of All Mankind

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

We cover the physic soul parasites known as the Archons and the world savior giants known only to one man, the Seres!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? I'm very excited about it. Oh my goodness. There's a lot of fucking nonsense in this one. That's gonna be great. Alright, we're ready to go. Alright, that's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben Kissel. This guy is real chipper over here to my left. My name is Monka of the Sailorays. Sailorays?

Yes, please come. Learn to play the tambourine young Mark Sandfield. This is great. Why isn't every person who is touched by a good alien becomes lame and stupid? I don't know. It's the Cat Stevens effect. Literally, every time a good alien touches somebody they're wearing crystal earrings and they're learning the tambourine next to some fat 45-year-old naked woman in the middle of Tampa, Arizona. I mean, that's the kind of alien you want to be touched by. I don't think so.

Why not? I think I'd rather be zipped zapping around the galaxy with the cool-ass badass reptilians. Yeah, yeah. Alright, we're not here to talk about reptilians. We'll discuss them briefly, but we're talking about aliens. I'm sorry. We'll get to that later. We'll get to that later. I've got aliens, the Archcons, and a whole bunch of research. Henry, I just want to ask you.

This is our alien update. Yeah, alien update. How many days this week did you wear pants? Because Alien Research Week is always a little bit interesting over there at the Zabrowski household. Let's just say yesterday got real primal in the apartment. Because literally, I'm just sitting, eating hard boiled eggs, totally naked. I stand at my kitchen table to do research now. I stop laying in bed because it keeps me active.

Really? It's my new exercise, so I'll walk back and forth across the kitchen as I listen to Coast to Coast. So you basically get the same amount of exercise as somebody in solitary confinement. Yes. You just pace around. You can just open the door and you just walk around streets. I follow the 9-11 Truth or Exercise Regiment, which is just like, I shout at my, you know, the backyard. I open up the window and be like, does anybody, does anybody care about the truth?

And then that gives me the cardio I need. And then the rest, and then it's fretting and then doing pull-ups on my bathroom, like, what's it, door jam. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. And then you touch your hand to your head, similar to Colombo multiple times. And then I slam a Philly cheesesteak. Right. Yeah, that's perfect. So let's just start with the Archons.

I'm getting my Nerdler button ready to go. So what we're doing with this episode is that all the things that we've learned of the last six months, we've done a lot of heavy shit recently. And so now it's like, but I'm really, I think it's important for us to adjust our, we've been focusing a lot on this realm, on this reality. Death, destruction. You know what I mean? On America and like what, you know, all the stuff that we, is out of our control. Right. These alien races are going to put the control back into our hands.

And this is what we've learned over the last couple of months. You think this is worried more control of the alien races than child pedophile rings? Absolutely. We could be if we have the right tools to harness our inner power that was within us all along. Yes. Okay. And of course by tools, you mean fanny pack? I feel like you need a fanny pack to really get through deep into this subject.

You need an old Walkman, first of all. You need an old Walkman and you need a mom's basement. Oh, I see. Old power, you'd be surprised the kind of power you can really summon if you're sitting alone in a barca-lounder in your mom's basement. Yeah. If you're not told about dinner at 5.30 every single day, if you're not told, come upstairs for dinner and then you immediately yell, Not now, mother! Not now!

But it's Bake Potato Wednesday. I'll be up then. I'll be up, I'll be up. Momentarily. Do you not know the agenda? Oh, I'm sorry. No, I didn't know Salisbury's Steak Saturday. All right, so let's do it.

So with the Archons, so the Archons are microscopic evil aliens that attach themselves to our brains, right? Well, we'll get into that. Let's get a nice little primer here. First of all, the word Archon means ruler or lord in the old Greek. But according to an article that I read, you should never refer to them as Archons. Why not? Because that gives them power. If you call them an Archon, then you're already acknowledging that they are your ruler or your lord.

The article that I read, they prefer to call them ankle biters. Got to belittle them. Ankle biters. And the thing is, is that, does that not anger them? It must, yeah. Let's do a brief overview. Like these Archons, what is the layman thing about Archons? They are aliens that we can't see.

Well, there are two interpretations. Yes, but I mean like just general. Archons are microscopic aliens that could, if they're aliens, if they are aliens. Or bedbugs. Are they bedbugs? This is already confusing. Okay. Because now I feel itchy.

You're trying to confuse it. I've got all this stuff all laid out. All right, Marcus. Yeah. So, first of all, the interpretation one that we have is that they are in fact aliens. And that the reptilian agenda, as we know it, is actually a smoke screen created by Sumerian theorats to throw us off the trail of the Archons that are also called the Anunnaki, depending on who's writing about it.

So, who are the Sumerians? The Sumerians is one of the Earth's oldest civilizations. And the Sumerians have those book, there's these tablets. What was the, they have these tablets that was called like Hedekabadanta, which is like this thing. It's like they have these things in jars, which are the last known written thing. It's the first written history of the human race. They got pickled documents? They got pickled documents over there?

It's called the Nag Hamadi. Yes. But we'll get to that way later. All right. Okay, Marcus. Continue to lay this down. I've got an outline here, because if we don't follow the outline, then we're going to devolve into madness like we always do with the alien episodes.

Okay, you're right. You're right. Just don't get me started, because as soon as you're certain. Oh, you're started. You are well and started. I have been, I have been shouting alone. Literally, my girlfriend was sitting, I was like reading from the say raise agenda, which we'll get to.

So my girl was like, stop it, stop it, stop it. I was like, but you don't understand. It's bigger than us. Leave him. Leave him. So. No longer date him, your poor girlfriend. So the alien interpretation says that there are two types of archons.

One of them is reptilian in appearance. Okay. But the other looks like an unformed baby or fetus. E. As we call them. It's partially. Oh, you little ankle biter. What an adorable.

I ain't no baby. I ain't no baby. I rule you. It's an archon. Just reminds me. I just feel like I would watch that the same way I watch all the Chuck E's movies where you're just like, kick it. Kick the doll.

It's a fetus. Kick the fetus. You can't get, you can't rule over me. I rule over you. I'm an archon. It looks to me like you can't live out of a womb. Bring me some pureed Beaches Bees. I don't have teeth to eat proper salad food.

I'm an archon. Yeah. I'm like a little, like a little ankle numbler. Something like that. Well. Further beyond the fetus appearance, it's also they say that it's partially living, partially non-living, and has gray skin and dark, unmoving eyes. Now, I want to say it's partially living and partially non-living.

That is like a common thing in alien literature when we read about it, how they just say a thing that makes no sense. Because you would just say it's partially living and partially non-living, and you'll be in a group of alien experts and they'll go like, yes. Exactly. Well, I mean, I actually- I'm like, what does that even mean? I'm sort of reminded of the 600 pound woman.

Half of her skin is dead. You know, so she's actually living and half dead. That's just a sad American reality. So I can see, but I can see now the fetus, so it's just like half like brown and hard, and then the other half is just living the dream. Huh. Kissel just dropped some science on us. Nailed it.

Well, when it comes to this- Someone's got to make some sense. So interpretation two is that their actual psycho-spiritual parasite. Now, this is from our favorite website, Bibliotech-a-pliades. Bibliotech-a-pliades. Which, by the way, I think I'm starting to figure out what it's all about. I cannot tell you yet what it's all about, but the longer that I read it, the more it's about- There is a gigantic-

No, I know what you're talking about. It's about energy, I think. Yeah. I think it's about energy. All I know is it's impossible to read on an iPhone. That's the only thing I know about their website. So they say, in Gnostic cosmology, and by the way, the Gnostics, they'll come up a lot in talking about the Archons.

They say that these are the wise ones of pre-Catholic, it's a pre-Catholic secret society that knew the secrets of the universe, and they believe that our galaxy- There was a living entity called Sophia that was essentially an alien entity that lived at the center of our galaxy that all life shot out of, which was called the Benevolent Creator God, or something like that. It was called the Ultimate Benevolence. Oh, I know. A Sophia?

It sounds like a Harry Italian woman. No, we all didn't come from that. We're just fucking meatballs that came from her big ol' saucepan. No, Sophia. Oh, I dropped her a new key. Thank you for giving us life. Well, Gnosticism was, at one point, the prevailing belief in Christianity. It was dedicated completely to the pursuit of knowledge, nothing else.

Actually, a fairly kick-ass religion as far as Christian theology goes. But they believe that the Archons were a species of inorganic beings that emerged from the solar system prior to the formation of the Earth. They are actually cyborgs inhabiting the planetary system, exclusive of the Earth, Sun and Moon, which is described as a virtual world, which we'll call the Stereoma once, right now. They construct by imitating the geometric forms emanated from the Pluroma, which is the realm of the Generators, the Cosmic Guys.

Now, we're supposed to have understood everything you just said, right? At this point, they look like bedbugs, they look like Guado from Total Recall, or they look like Dolph Lundgren from Universal Soldier. But the big thing to remember overall is that they're evil. Oh, I see. The Archons, they are a genuine species with their own proper habitat. They may even be considered- They live in the shadow of Saturn.

That is true. That's very true. They live or lurk in the shadow of Saturn. The one I read, they made sure to say that they lurked. They lurk. They lurk. Yeah, and the shadow of Saturn. Because there's a difference. Because I stand and look.

It's like, depending on my mood, I'm either standing or lurking. Like, I'll stand and wait for the bus. But sometimes it's fun to go like, Hey, is this the B-54? Yeah. I know you guys are talking English, speaking English, but I feel like a kid when your dad's talking about taxes. Guys at home?

Take notes. Just jot some quick. Drake, whatever it is that still pops up and sticks into your brain, as we're saying, and then I want everyone to play a game at the end of this podcast. Put that list up on the Facebook group. I want to see what you gleaned from this episode. I think we're just going to have a bunch of fan art with a big fat Sophia

shitting out meatballs. That's what it's going to be. No. Yeah, that's a great game. Yeah, take notes and then post on the Facebook page what you think we said. Well, we think you said, OK. So let's go back into it.

So the origins of the Archons. So once upon a time, on Earth, human... So, Henry? Henry, awaken. Awaken. Sorry, I'm sorry. Human beings, of course, were actually these amazing, divine beings that were fully telepathic, multi-dimensional.

They could simultaneously perceive and navigate between the dimensions. Oh, cool. Yeah, so we were fucking all up on Nug. Man, we didn't do it right. We were born at the wrong time. Yeah. That would have been awesome to be a human back then.

Yeah, no, exactly. You didn't need... Yeah, it was... This must have been... This is like 1969, but a million years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all girls with hairy bushes. And then banana breasts.

I like dudes with fucking long, lanky, blonde hair. Oh, yeah. So we built all of our cities, all of our technology, worked in harmony with the Earth's magnetic fields. We were in full alignment with our, and all of these words are capitalized, divine inner self. And we...

Yes, yes. And the Archons, who have always been present, we could shrug them off. Yeah, you think that of me? I'm a baby. Oh, fool, do I'm an Archon. I'm shrugging you off. I'm shrugging you off.

Wendy, I told you to stop bringing in every fetus you see home, goddammit. Yes, it says here right here that the ankle biters, we'll just keep calling them ankle biters, could be shrugged off with a single human thought because that's how powerful we were. Yes, exactly. Right.

Be away with you ankle biter. I would go back to my cradle, laying the shadows of Satan. It just seems like they would be very, they would never be around. If you see them, you would just immediately think, get out of here. Hey, get out of the gross.

Well, here's how they got one over on it. The ankle biters, they are the most clever manipulators in the entire universe. All they know is manipulation and deceit. That's all they know. It's because they have no legs. They need somebody to do everything for them. Technically, it's evolution.

Technically, if you are in the shape of a tiny baby, you need to level the playing field. Yes, you do. Through deceit and manipulation, or fucking learn how to play the guitar. How do you think Rick O'Casey got laid at all? He learned how to play the guitar, and sometimes you just got to be funny.

If these Archons ankle biters just were funny, then maybe they wouldn't have need to follow this life of manipulation. Or if they could write a kick-ass song like, Just What I Needed. I'd say, Just What I Needed. I need it, Just What I Needed. Your soul, it's your soul that I need.

No, I'm sorry. Jesse's girl, I know I wish to control her, yes. I was going to tell you to get out of here, but those are some kicking licks, little fetus weird thing. So the Archons, they devised a devious plan to carefully, very carefully, manipulate humans that were in power

in order to get the Archons on top. So they put forth, they manipulated these humans into testing this new system of energy at the North Pole. The whole thing went disastrously wrong, and this extremely drop in the ball. What could go wrong? Well, the entire device exploded,

caused tremendous cataclysms, all the ice caps melted, the entire world was flooded, destroyed every coastal area on the planet. I would just love to see Santa and the elves like in Terminator 2, when all their skin melts off the kids. I was like, what is happening?

I was just inventing Christmas for them. Oh my god! This is like, oh no, it's all the skin melting off. It's like... And you know what? We do know, I mean, you may be saying, hey, Marcus, this sounds a lot like the fall of Atlantis.

You would be wrong, for the actual fall of Atlantis happened thousands of years after this original great flood. So did this kill the dinosaurs? No, dinosaurs, this was after the dinosaurs. They're way dead. There's a million dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs died in a polar shift that the sea rays are trying to stop from happening ever again, but we'll talk about it next chunk. We'll get to the sea rays here in a minute. An actual amount of death and destruction unimaginable, everyone in the entire world,

they were heavily traumatized. And so, the incredible trauma of the experience, this caused the loss of perception within humans. And it was like, we lost that edge. We lost our edge.

And I was like, when Batman had his back broken in the third stupid Batman movie. And he was... This is us at the bottom of the prison that was really easy to get out of in the Middle East. So if we're going to like in Batman this, and so it's like,

the Archons, ankle-biders are like Bane, if Bane was like a pile of babies. Yeah, one big... Wow, I mean, yeah. Yeah, that was interesting with Batman. They threw him down in that little tunnel there, but then they were just like, but there's just enough steps.

Oh, they were begging him to get out of there. They didn't know they had Batman. So the Archons, they are able to feed on human grief. So they were able to gather a huge amount of low-frequency energy, which allowed them to feast on the suffering of humans

and to grow even more powerful. Once they grew even more powerful, they were able to subliminally program humans to be blind to their presence, and if any person mentioned the ankle-biders of their dark influence, they would be mocked,

disbelieved, and ridiculed. I like how this guy has built his own embarrassment into his theory about aliens. But honestly, I will say seriously, again, I do believe there is a conspiracy to... I do believe in aliens.

I do believe we have had contact with aliens. Okay, shut up. It's possible, I don't know. This is a free speech zone, but I do believe there is a conspiracy to ridicule these people, because it just so happens to be every person that is saddled

every time an alien shows up and makes one of these people an ambassador to the universe, be like, now you go and explain to your government about the real story that's happening in the shadows of Saturn, and he's like, he goes to show up and there's something about that downloaded information

that makes these people lame and stupid. I mean, just again, it's just the green background on all the websites. Yeah, that's what it is. Green background, yellow text. Stop it, stop it, guys. It's just insane. It hurts my eyes. How do you consume grief? That's what I want to know.

Okay, then what I do is I just eat like three orders of dumpling. Right. The old Zabrowski grief order. So finally, in the Archons most brilliantly sinister move, they reprogrammed humans

to resemble their own ego which caused us to be fearful, jealous, petty, dishonest, brutal, enslaving, murderous, unforgiving, punishing. Okay. And so since the day that the Archons reprogrammed us, we have been like Batman

trying to get out of the well. Now, this is the thing. So Archons do one of two things. They either make you evil, or they make you weak. Yes. So we all are suffering from these ankle biters because we're too afraid to expose the truth. Yes.

So that's what the Archons have done to us. But the Archons have also manipulated someone like, let's say, Barack Hussein Obama. Right? Who is a pile of babies in a black man costume. Right? Who is running our country into the ground. And that's the other side of the Archons.

We're fine, we're fine. I'm just playing the perspective of the man from the bibliotech leplates. Right, right, right. So how do we know about the Archons? By the way, a lot of this information here comes from an interview with

a man named... From their live journal. Yes. All cons loves, NIN69 at live journal. This comes from an interview with a guy named Ray Weidner on a radio show called Rinse Radio. Want to give credit where credit is due

on this one. So the Archons they were whispered about in text after the burning... This is that 45 minute long doc I sent you, right? This is the transcript of the interview. Did not watch the 45 minute

documentary. I watched some of it. It's pretty good. A lot of text. It's not documentary if it's just text. Just write it down so I can just read it. But you don't get all the music. The music sets the vibe. If they just wrote it down, I could read it

in ten fucking minutes. Instead you're making me watch a 45 minute long PowerPoint presentation. And then it shows pictures of Vietnam. All these things of what Archons have done. It's pretty amazing. So how do we know about the Archons? Apparently we all know about the burning of the libraries

in Alexandria. All the world's knowledge up to a certain point was all lost. However, there were still whispers of the Archons. But the powers that be have spent the last 1300 years whitewashing the Archons from all

recorded history. But in 1947 we found what Henry talked about earlier, the Nug Hamadi. These are clay jars. These are Sumerian texts that wrote about they were the first collected history of humankind. And they're believed to have been free from the manipulation

of the church or historians or anything. So we were getting the street fucking juice. Yeah, they were found in Egypt but they were written in Sumeria. Oh, I didn't say written in Crayon. Very interesting. No, it was all written in Cuneiform. Cuneiform. Yes, that was the earliest

known model of writing. Cuneiform. Interesting. So the Gnostics back to the Gnostics they preached that there was an invasion that occurred around 3600 BC about 1600 years before the Nug Hamadi

and that they wrote that the invasion was like a virus and they couldn't quite describe it but the beings that they invaded they called them Archons and they said that the Archons had the ability to duplicate reality and that they, the reason

why they invaded us is that they were jealous because we have an essence, we have a soul and the Archons don't have that they have no essence, they have no soul. Because they're cyborgs. Yeah, they're half-dead, yeah. Yeah, half-dead, cyborg, psycho-spiritual parasites. Yeah, we're a big deal for them.

I'm going to go whole castle to these people. Oh, it would be huge. We're like the Michael Sam of the universe. That's right. So the Archons big gay football player. Yeah, not very good actually, not very good of football to go. Does it need to be? It's a splash in the media.

He definitely did. So the Archons, they duplicate reality and then we, when we bind to their duplicated reality. We make it real. We make it real. We make the false state the reality. You don't understand that. Right now I'm just thinking, is this duplicity

like that, what is it, Michael Keaton movie or is it more like a sliding doors than Gwyneth Paltrow's? It's like a sliding doors but instead like the thing is you did go through the door, right? Yeah. You could go through the door and you could go not through the door.

We didn't go on the date with Gwyneth Paltrow. We should not go on the date with Gwyneth Paltrow. No. Archons went on the date with Gwyneth Paltrow. I see. But we feel like we did. They did. Okay. Yes. But according to the text, they can also

manipulate people to do things. Things that are suddenly very odd. They can also you know who they got was that Miley Cyrus. That's an example. Yeah. Or that Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise. Miss Solange hasn't been acting right lately. No. She's got a couple of Archons on her pussies. That's where they go. That's how I feel like the entire direction of pussies are your butthole. But the other thing is that

this is also very similar sort of to Archons. Yes, it is. It's very similar. Yes. However, these people weren't the creators of the Earth. They were merely people who were they were outside of the universe. There was virus that was jealous of our existence.

So they showed up to take us. Yeah. About let's say about 5500 years ago. So the one thing about the video that you sent Henry, I did enjoy was the psychopath portion where they were discussing how all of our leaders in the world are psychopaths. And they figured out that all human beings were

fucking groovy. Groovy divine beings that were able to travel through dimensions and time. And then so what would they just did that because they wanted because they were jealous. Like Solange of Beyonce's career.

Solange Knowles. We could use that as an example. Yes. Beyonce's pure human. Solange She got an alien up her pussy and she got mad at Jay-Z. And Jay-Z is

Barack Obama. But before. I don't think it worked. I don't think so. I can bring it back. This is something we can all understand that the Archons are actually the ones that are responsible for the deterioration of our culture.

Television. The voice is made by the Archons. So like the liberal media is completely archoned up. Here's what it is. Humans are imitated on television. But the imitation is altered and is nearly always obscene and profane

because the Archons do not only understand the sacred but they hate it. They don't understand it but they hate it. But because we watch it on television it's like when we are watching so according to this when we watch something on television

the more attention we pay to it we make it real. Yes, television is a mirror. The media is a mirror of what we do but we're reinforcing the reality of the media the more we pay attention to it so the Archons are I don't want to say like

the ju-run media. I'm sorry, what was that? Ju-run media. But I do feel like there is a thing that we're getting to that aren't we? They always get anti-Semitic. These people always

but however these people are kind enough to put aside a couple of good ones. That's very nice. We'll get to that here in a second. But that is a good point though Henry, you're right. We create the reality that we see on television and right now I'll tell you one thing

if I see one more old guy with a beard it's all about old ugly white dudes with big beards. That's the new hot thing with reality television. It's young guys with beards. No, I'm telling you it's all history. I'm talking moonshine with the duck men. The guys who do the ducks stuff. They're all over the place. These old guys with the white beards.

Is it called duck tails? Something like that. So, ugly though. They're all Archon'd up. So now we're going to get into how the Archons fit into Judeo-Christian. I'm in this duck hunter's beard. How I fooled you. I am the Archon.

So the Gnostics back to them, they thought that Jehovah, which is the Hebrew name for God in the Old Testament was actually an alien off-planet demon. Of course, Jay-Z also goes by Jehovah, which is shortened for Jehovah. Something about that.

It doesn't really connect. It doesn't matter, but it still said words though. It still did say words. They say that he was a fake God. A masquerading Archon. So that all of the bad things that come from Judeo-Christian knowledge actually come from the Old Testament

because Jehovah the angry avenging God was actually an Archon. However, Jesus Christ Was he an Archon? God, no. He was not an Archon at all. And in fact

he fought against the Archons, but he, well he kind of fucked up a little bit because he did defeat the Archons and that he somehow the Archons got released from a prison. And by the way, that's probably an Archon prison? They say that that's probably what the book of Enoch is about.

But Jesus with nunchucks fighting babies with like little bat wings and it's him just going like whew whew whew. I came here to swing nunchucks and fucking chew bubble gum and I'm all out of fucking bubble gum and he's like oh Jesus you're fucking awesome Jesus you're fucking badass

and he's like, come kiss me Christina Hendricks and she's there and he starts sucking under his head so much. I gotta go kick the ass of these babies wait for me Christina Hendricks and she's like but I can't you never fucked because you're the pure one. Oh man.

If I was an Archon, I'd get all up in Christina Hendricks. Oh yeah. Definitely. And yeah, if you have an indie band or an improv group, masquerading a, uh, acron. Acron? Acron. No wait Archon. Jesus Christ.

Okay so the Archons they were released from the prison and then Jesus said that he would they paroled? What did they do? What kind of prison was it? A baby prison? It was just like another baby in a beat-up old ex-police car like in Blues Brothers. Yeah.

They'll pile into it and just be like where we going? It's like we're going to Chicago. Yeah that seems like an episode of Rugrats. So Jesus, he said that they were supposed to be in the box until the end of time. That wasn't true. They got out of the box. They got out and then they were...

Why even say they're going to be there until the end of time? Why? He didn't know that he was lying. Technically Jesus doesn't lie. So he just made a mistake. Yeah. Technically. So the Archons got out and... But all this is true, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean if the powers that be would ever ever let us read the fucking book of Enoch then we'd know. But we don't know. So now is it about the Nephilim? Is it about the Archons? We don't know because they won't let us read it. All we have is springs and little pieces of it.

You're covered in sweat. Marcus did just take off his hoodie. I mean this is really getting intense in there. I did have to take off my hoodie, yes. I'm getting very warm and worked up. So the forces of Jehovah, the evil god, they conquered the forces

of Jesus. Okay, so Jehovah conquered some things. So Jehovah conquered some things. Jehovah conquered Jesus and we've been in control of the Archons ever since. The Archons are in control. And you ask who are the Archons now? Can I ask that? Now is Jesus in like

Carbonite somewhere? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus is like frozen. Jesus is in the land of the one true God. And Jehovah is not the one true God. Six flags Atlanta. I love Six Flags. Yeah, because Jesus

never refers to God as Jehovah. Jesus, you're going to have to get off Batman the ride. We've got to close. No, I, but I just having so much fun. It's your 15th time today, Jesus. Come on. So you ask who are the Archons now?

Zionists it's always Zionists. It's always it always comes back to the Jews. Why is this? Why do we have to do this? I don't know why. You know that like you can't, we cannot continue with your theory. We're trying to spread the truth to people

but as soon as you bring the Jews into it, it's never positive. Every time we have to stop, however they do say and this one this one is slightly different. Well, the best way to stop an Archon is you got to stop on the stomp on one of their tiny

hatch they got. Best way to stop an Archon is to wave a penny under his nose throw it down a sewer grate. He'll go down there and you don't got to wait for him. All right, take it easy. Good, good done. So these people

these Archons they actually adopted Judaism and they use Judaism to beat people over the head with it. The Talmudic stuff the Old Testament stuff but there are they do subscribe to the good ones theory

and that there are some good Jews out there but the Talmudic Zionists are the bad Jews. But Jews don't really evangelize that much. No they do not. It's difficult to become Jewish. Well, Zionists that also works as well. Zionists means like the Israel thing and all that. So that's

what they're talking about. It's just some mad it's some guy who's mad at Bank of America that's all this is. And so they say that they're not doing any of this with stealth now they're out in the open. The Zionists are saying all these prancing around celebrating Hanukkah.

They say that they're pushing it in the faces of the ever-dumber and helpless American populace. I thought it was like citizens united and stuff like that that was ruining the country. I had no idea. Oh no, it's the Arkons. So much more reasonable. It's these invisible babies

that run our television. This is what the invisible half dead half alive cyborg babies. Stop being fucking stupid. I'm trying to learn. So how that would be amazing trap to get all the Arkons to get your Christian again

Christina Hendricks. Drop her top for the first time and out in the fucking front of the Chinese theater in L.A. All the babies that come shoot now and would work to suck on them big old men. Oh my goodness. That would be great. It's a great lunch in Los Angeles as Mad Men's Christina

Hendricks. She's got milk for weeks. But they don't like milk. They like grief. So it'll just have to be Christina Hendricks like fully clothed and just a bunch of dudes staring at her. He's just like, yes, yes. Do not take your clothes off. They are full of grief. And I love that woman.

Let's just think about an actual hot naked woman first. Just come on. We have time. So how do we stop the Arkons? This is a good question. That's the okay. So the Gnostics. Well, don't say their name, number one. Oh yeah, ankle biters. Flamethrowers. That's good.

Boots. Big boots. The Arkons believe that they were advanced beings that know that there are advanced beings in the universe who actually care for us. And that there was a bet made between the Arkons and these advanced beings

that human beings would eventually overcome the Arkons on their own without their help to become the divine beings that we once were. A bet? So we've got to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps. Yeah. This is like a Freddie Prince Junior movie

where they take an ugly girl and make her hot just to ask her to prom not to show up. No, no. A bet. It's more like a movie where the rich son gets thrown out on his ass. It's coming to America. Oh, I see. Yes. I will go to Queens. That's

what it is. The rich guy has to go out and make it on his own. I'm glad we're just in an Eddie Murphy movie. Oh, I love those Eddie Murphy movies. Oh, yeah. So the one thing we know is that the Arkons, what they hate more than anything after love is courage. They don't like courage.

They don't like courage. They hate courage so much. They make it. They cannot stand up to courage. We're the ones. I don't think they can stand up, period. They're babies. They're half dead. I don't understand it. I'm going to think

about Christina Hendricks moisture hole a little bit more. So what you have to do, you just have to get rid of the fake. You have to stay in the now. You have to stay in the room. You got to get rid of all the phony people in your life. You got to get rid of your television. You got to keep the Internet, though, because otherwise

no, how are you going to get updates from Billy or take a plea? No, because the Internet, that's a tool, man. I see television is not a tool. In fact, the guy that did a lot more twisted, fucked up things on the Internet than I ever did on TV as have I. One would argue that the

Internet is a much bigger generator of negativity than the television could ever be. I think so. Yeah, but the guy that actually did this interview, he even said that he once did a segment for the History Channel in which he was trying to talk about the positivity, but through horrible

editing techniques and terrible music, they were able to make him sound scary there by furthering the Archon agenda. So he's done with TV. He's never gone back to TV. And I get it. I get it. So does that wrap up the journey

of the Archons and what we can do to stop them? Well, yeah, just know they also have to watch out for cell phone radiation, elves, EMFs, Gwynn Towers, heart projects. We know all this. Absolutely. Of course. That's why I sit in my apartment with no clothes on. This guy. I'm covered in saran wrap.

This guy is just a disgruntled talking head. Yes. He's just got upset with the way a producer ended him in a program. Because he got cut out of ancient aliens. Oh my God. Well, he didn't. This is all about. He didn't get cut out. They just made it sound scary. He also didn't even say

ancient aliens. It could have been world's dumbest criminals. It's very possible. That's on true TV. He said history channel. Okay. Yes. Specifically history channel. So, yeah, yeah, Tukolakis and Hammer not friends. Okay. All right. So we're ready to go on to the next thing we learned about. We got to rip through this.

Yeah, man. We went to evil. Let's go for good. No. Okay, guys. Yes. It seems overwhelming. Archons are coming after us. Look up in our pussies. They're up in our buttholes making a psychopath. But there is help on the way. Oh, thank God.

Recently illuminated member of society or Scott Lemreel recently went into Coast to Coast AM to illuminate the world about the Say Rays agenda. Now, the Say Rays agenda. Good news, folks. It's going to help us, right? The Say Rays. First of all, I'm just going

to go on and say it's real. Sure. Okay. We're living a fucking lie. All right. Human beings are living half a life. Right. Interesting. The Say Rays are a human race, right? They are humanoid. They're 25 feet tall. They can fly. They're a thousand

years old. They can live up to a thousand. They're telepathic. They can heal themselves. They can jump out of their own bodies, right? Human race. How are they human? They are humans. They're 25. They're going to fly. We're going to figure out, oh, we're going to see all this, right? They're coming to help us. Okay. For a long time.

I mean, it sounds terrified. Shut up. You don't even know. I'm just saying. You don't know. No, no. Have you ever seen the 50-foot cheerleader? Yeah. That was scary. Big, awesome boobs in it. Really? Imagine a race of them. So, they helped human

beings evolve a long time ago. They came. Human beings are here. What they do is they are a part of a thing called the Galactic Interdimensional Council of Free Worlds, right? Which is a group of 450 million benevolent, humanoid and non-humanoid bipedal

and non-bipedal races that live most in our arm of the Milky Way. Now, this is a part of Galactic Federation. That's sci-fi. I mean, if this is true, then there just has to be a huge, like, sash factory some place. There is. There's definitely sashes. There's a lot of badges that go along with it.

Sashes and hats and stuff. Yeah. So, basically, it was revealed to our Scott Lemrail that the Seireys, they helped to help evolve, and then they, for no reason, disappeared. Possibly to go watch a baseball game, a big, giant baseball game with 25 foot things. Yeah. And when they left, a group

of, they don't call them, they call them the Terillomex, but they mean reptilians. A group of reptilian-like entities showed up while human beings were in its fledglings and put a psychic program, genome, into our

DNA that made us not be 25 feet tall. It made us tiny? It made us super tiny. Why would it make us tiny? Because we're not as cool then. I mean, it's not telepathic. We cannot fly.

Our Scott Lemrail has come back to say we are fucking, we are set. The Seireys have popped into another dimension. They've come back to our dimension with the laser beam that will destroy this genome in our brains. And not

only in us, but also reptilians making them vegetarian, iguanas, and making us cool. We'll be like Teen Wolf. We'll turn into a bunch of party animals. The rundown of it is that Earth

is a part of, we're at the center of a bunch of different interdimensional portals. This was all revealed to our Scott Lemrail after he tried his first beer. So he was saying our Scott Lemrail do we want to play?

Our Scott Lemrail is a really interesting, he wrote this book called The Seireys Agenda which is garbage. Oh, I thought you were going to say self-published. Definitely say self-published. I want to read a little bit of what our Scott Lemrail thinks of himself. I would love to hear what this guy thinks

of himself. So he writes in a so he wrote this book called The Seireys Agenda was about the revelation of this information to him. And basically it's all about this man named Mark Centfield, who is his, I guess his double.

Centfield, not Stanfield. Stanfield? Mark Stanfield. Okay, so this is the body double. So this is how it begins. Let's call him Avatar. Avatar, yes. So this is how the book begins, right? Chapter 1

Taken Beyond Earth A sleek, silvery, disc-shaped ship speeding through space illumined around its entire circumference with a pale blue light swiftly passed by the planet Mars and then adored it in a streak of light into the distant black void

between countless stars. Inside, a lone alien pilot looked down and grinned with satisfaction at the blinking, faceted spherical blue crystal in the center of his semi-circular crystalline control console. Good!

The one the Galactic Council selected is located. He will help. He must. He thought himself with some relief. Silently reflecting on the swift accomplishment, the visitor reached down at waist level to place his right palm with spread fingers into the right illumined golden quartz crystal hand

impression and it brightened, passing light through his translucent skin. At ground level, the misty sprinkling of tiny warm raindrops hitting the man's upturned face was refreshing and the mid-summer air was rich with the scent of Ozo. God, I knew this after all those months of madness

in the city. Mark Field felt relieved by the thought as he peered deeper into his recollection of the past three months living under the smoggy skies of Los Angeles that stint in the city was part of the research he was conducting for his new book about a suspected malevolent

extraterrestrial presence operating behind his shadowy, hidden government on Earth. He had already interviewed several dozen people, men, women and even a few children who all claimed they had been abducted by aliens and mistreated in some form or another. Can I agree with Katie here

with your girlfriend? You gotta stop. You just gotta stop it. Get to the meat, man. He starts talking about how he starts talking. This is just in the book. I just love this so much. He's talking about how it's to be so crazy. All these people

believe they've been abducted. They're absolutely crazy. And so he cuts him. He glanced up in the sky and appreciatively gazed upon the force at mountaintops and verton valleys that surrounded him. He took a deep breath of the clean mountain air, grinned like an imp, and then started to joyfully sing with childlike abandon the old cheerful classic lyrics to the song

of the south. Zippity-doodle zippity-a my oh my, what a wonderful day. Plenty of sunshine coming my way. Zippity-doodle zippity-a Mr. Bluebirds on my shoulder. Wow, he really does sing it, huh?

It's actual. Everything is satisfactory. Zippity-doodle zippity-a my oh my, what a wonderful oh shi shi shi shi shit. Well that guy that guy

actually spoke into a human being in his life, huh? Wow, that is it's like half a page with just software. I'm just filling up this page. That's just to set up more about him. Do you want to play and so he was inspired, so he met this alien named Monka, who in

true story. Monka the alien. So in real life he fell asleep after trying his first beer. He got a download of information from an alien called Monka, and then a bunch of alien spaceships shot up. This was all after his first choir practice in elementary school. Ah, fucking

loser. He said that he looked up in the sky and saw 15 UFOs do a dance for him, and then they bowed. Oh, isn't that nice. You know, I will say the very first time that I ever got super drunk, I saw a UFO. Sure, yeah.

What did it do, Marcus? It just went zippa zippa zippa. Back and forth, back and forth, and then it flew into the air. Yeah, yeah. I drank whiskey. Yeah, I think you were in the back of a pickup truck in those street lights. That's fine. So this guy R. Scott Lemriel, you know, of course

he obviously has some appreciation for music. So much so that he wrote an album called Stranger on a Lost Island. Now this is directly inspired by the Say Rays who have been speaking to him for some time. Also, what I've noticed, a lot of times

if you look up different alien races, I like you'll see other people writing about it. Nobody else talks about the Say Rays. No, Say Rays. Very underreported. Only one. And this is a song. Almost like he just made it up. You know, weird. That is

possible. This is a track. This is a very short clip from his album. You can go to ParallelTime.com slash Stranger on a Lost Island musiccd.html to hear the whole album if you'd like. But this is a short clip

from the song The Light and Sound Wizard. Wow. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Oh my god. Oh man. This makes Jimmy Buffett sound good.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. I love it, man. Oh yeah. Yeah, and there's other hit tracks on the album like Dreaming Again of The Elves, Rainbow's in the Sun,

The Jester and the Fool, Oh my... Sounia's song and Dance Upon the Wind. You know that Sounia never heard that song because he's going to try and invite her to the open mic at the coffee shop near her house And she got being like, I'm kind of tired.

I don't think I can go. It's just like, you've got to come, Sunya. The seireis demand it. But no, so basically, another thing he basically talks about is that what the seireis basically have done is they have permanently stopped the destructive cycle going on on Earth. Every 100,000 years, our poles shift, right?

And so what the seireis have done is they fixed that. And now they got to do- What how they fixed it? I don't know, he keeps, he just dropped stuff. So we said they fixed that, right? And the other thing- But the whole world's at war, constantly. No.

Well, that's what the, where the archons come into it. But if they don't, not according to the seireis. So the seireis have beaten the archons, and now we're at peace. You could say the way you can combine these two thoughts is that the archons are the psychological programming that's been put into us by another race. Another, I'm known as the Terrell Almonds. Yeah.

Whatever it is. But he kept saying this thing about how Earth has been finally greenlit for the seireis agenda, which is they're going to come in, they're going to shoot us with their mind lasers, make us cool again, right? Because the problem is that Earth has this constant cycle, he keeps, this is as much sense as it makes.

Yeah. And then he'll keep, because Earth's got this 100,000 year cycle of killed dinosaurs that's going to kill us again, but the seireis are making sure that it doesn't happen because what they want from us, they want us to bump up to the next level. And the only way they can do that is they have to zap

the fucking evil programming out of our head and then they can reveal themselves to us in a grand gesture. I mean, join a gym. This guy needs to join. Yes, but between this and then, so going back to Harry Truman, right? Right.

How did we get to Truman? Be-do-do-do-do. That easily. So a long time ago, do you remember, we've talked about this many times. Yeah, in our P-80s episode. Yes. Truman made an agreement with the Greys

that we would get a certain amount of, we would get a certain amount of alien technology and they get a certain amount of humans that they're allowed to abduct and experiment, but they're supposed to wipe their memories and bring them back. Is this where the bomb came from? This is where, no, this is after the bomb.

Because what happened is- This is 1954. Oh, okay. With the seireis agenda fills out. It's like the seireis actually came to them first or the Pleiadians, technically it's the, we said the Pleiadians, but that's wrong because the seireis-

The Pleiadians gave Truman technology which then did it lead to TV. No, the seireis showed up. And now we begin our segment, let's reconcile. So the seireis showed up and said, we will give you, we will invite you to be a part of the Galactic Interdimensional Council of Free Worlds, but which provides for you, you know, free wifi,

free subway sandwiches, lots of, there's a lot of membership perks. But what you have to do is you have to give up all your nuclear bombs and Truman's like, where's your scum? You don't want to give them up. Yeah, so they didn't take it. And so they made an agreement with the Graze

after the Graze basically said to them, like, if you don't take this arrangement, we're going to make an arrangement with the Russians. But it turns out those sneaky Graze had already made an arrangement with the Russians. So you're playing everybody, right? So what they're trying to say now is, we just have to hold on tight for the seireis

to complete the process because they are already, and he said the beginning stages of wiping out evil in other parts of the Milky Way galaxy. And we're on the fucking docket. So the seireis are like Mark Cuban on the show Shark Tank. Yes. So he's just trying to get people to make a deal. I see.

So, but according, but it doesn't necessarily, Pleiadians could just be one of the benevolent races of the 450 million benevolent races. Well, according to what we've studied before, and I use the term studied very loosely, that what we've studied before is that there's 16 races out there, not 450 million. That's a lot of races, 450 million.

You don't know. I don't know. It's very difficult to know. Yeah. So they gave us all this technology, and then that's what we got television from. And then we just used it to make shows of all in the family. This is in 1954.

Right, but I mean, you know, really. Maybe color television. Sure. Yeah, you got to. No, Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi came from them. And cellular telephones. Yeah.

But they didn't come till much later. Oculus Rift. Why didn't we just have them in 56 then? Because we weren't ready. We weren't ready to understand. So when did we make the deal? In the 80s, when the America was just making a bunch of deals? No, no, no, no, no.

We haven't even seen the stuff that the same race gave them. Oh, I see. No, you know, they're letting it trickle out, because they know they're making money on it. It's like what Apple does. But they know that they can make a new iPhone the size of your fucking head of your dick. You know that they can make that if they want to.

I don't think anyone would want to put something in the shape of a head of a penis next to their ear. Well, so basically until then, the only thing that Mr. Scott Lemreel says we can do is bite our time. And until then, so now we're under constant, listening to his music, and we're under constant threat of reptilian attack and gray attack. And so at some point, he was talking with George,

and he's just like, and there is a special word that you can say and use. It's a mantra that you can use. Can't be copyrighted by any country. It is an intergalactic language. And George is like, what is it? What's the word? Do I have to drag it out of you?

And he's just like, all you have to do is think a positive thought, think about your wife, think about a food that you like. This is literally what he said. Anything you like, and anytime you are under threat of alien abduction, you just have to go, shee, shee, shee. And he did that for a while. And George, I can see, I barely know what George is,

but I can see the look on his face through the radio. And I'm just being like, so you just say the word, hew at them. And he's like, no, no, no, it's hew. And he's like, you know what? There's a lot of things, a lot of fantastic things we've heard tonight. But the one thing I will not believe

is that we can fend off an alien attack with some kind of sound, some kind of mantra. We need a gun. It seems to be working. I feel good. I feel better. What did you think about Marcus? I like it, I like it a lot.

Yeah, I'm going to think about pizza. I'm thinking about spaghetti. That's good. Ooh, Christina Hendrick. And then later on, a caller called in. And he's just like, again, George, hey, thank you so much. First time caller, long-time listener. Just want to say again, thank you so much for having

me on the show. So you just say the word hew to beat the aliens. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, you don't just say the word hew. You go hew, hew. And then because you mean like hew, hew, it's like exactly. No, no, like hew, hew, hew, hew, hew, hew, hew, hew, hew, hew. No, no, no, hew, hew, hew.

Now, that's where I'm saying it right, George. Oh, shit, they got me. I must have said it all wrong. What did George say about, like, he mentioned a movie, right? Oh, yeah, he's just like, I have to say, I refuse to believe. Have you seen that classic Will Smith film, Independence Day? When those aliens come, we can't just

say hew with these aliens, we need a rocket launcher. Yeah, absolutely. Well, I saw Mars attacks, and I'll tell you. Yeah, and I do agree. I would say George Norrie is correct in this situation. And so what he did to get through it all is that he basically, when he, I'm sorry. We're going back to the author here.

When the author wrote, when Scott Lemriel wrote this film about a character named Mark Sandfield, he was talking about when he was first being cleansed, this is the type of scenario you have to be careful of. Well, first of all, explain what Scott, Mark Stanfield, looks like. Mark Stanfield is six foot three, blonde of hair, slight cleft chin, with his beautiful young fiance,

Janice Younger. Janice Younger? Mark Lanreel on the other, or Mr. Lanreel on the other hand, is five-four, little of hair, tucked in shirt. Are you looking at a picture of a mouth? Yeah, tucked in shirt, acid-washed jeans. I fucking love it. Janice Younger is the grossest name I've ever heard.

So, OK, so at this point, Mark Sandfield is on the Seire spaceship with an alien called Mortlan. Right? He's like, uh, Mortlan. They call me Mortlan, but you can call me Morty. So the names are Mortland, Munkah. Munkah. Munkah.

Stanfield and Younger. And then there's a woman one named Juniper? Sundimas. Sundimas is the female one. Now, she's leading Mark Sandfield through this, he's got a crystal hat on. It's heavy. It's heavy.

And he's helping him cleanse his soul of this bad psychic patches in his DNA. The scene on the surrounding panels changed once more, and the man was now standing, spread eagle, tied with thick ropes to several crude wooden posts. In a prehistoric alien jungle setting, the same two reptilian captors approached him, brandishing long, curved, double-edged swords,

crude, jagged swords. They would laugh at the man's dire dilemma as their long forked tongue was dripping with sticky saliva sitting out of their mouths, sadisticly lit the sides of the man's cheeks. The man convulsed and vomited from the stench of reptilian breath, then Mark heard the taller captor say in a deep, guttural voice with hellish glee,

which much shall we eat first? Should it be the eyes? Oh yes, the eyes are very tasty. Oh yeah, sure. The other captor chimed in drooling, I'm going to rip off your arm, human, and eat it in front of your crude, fragile face. But first, let me remind you, puny thing,

if you attempt to remember again who you are, then this is what will happen to you. The taller reptilian bipedal demon thrust forward both his long, great arms and grasping five-fingered razor sharp claws ripped out both of the man's eyes and suckled him down his throats at the ends of his bloody fingertips. This is all, it's just terribly written.

It just sounds like a penthouse forum. And it's terribly written, yes. So he was saved by it, because basically what he said is that the reason why the reptilians, the reason why we've been made so small, and this is literal, I should have said this before, the reason why they want to keep us small is because we're easier to eat.

The reptilians are using us like a grocery store. Like, you see that Earth is here as a grocery store, but technically we are a Switzerland that cannot be touched according to the rules of the galactic interdimensional council of free worlds. But the reptilians do anything they can to get their way around the rules. So we used to be Sam's club size,

and now we're 7-Eleven size. Maybe there's an obesity epidemic with the reptilians, do you think? I'd like to think so. Yeah. Well, that is all true, and it's just so interesting. We're just all a little piggly wiggly, you know? I'm confused.

Yeah, yep. And remember, everyone, please send us what you remember. Yeah, your notes, send us your notes as to what you think we said, posted on the Facebook page. Yeah, this is as much as we know. We were going to talk about the Mexican government coming forth with a big release of documents

from the Mayan ages saying that UFOs are real. That would have been a more intelligent conversation. Yes. But this is, go forth, remember, all these realities could be real if you are dumb. Oh man, if you're dumb, life is so much fun. All right, so don't get the arctons out of your body. Get the, what's the name of these?

Set and screw their health. Yeah, get the same race. The wheel chamber lens of the sky. That's right. Thanks so much for listening in. It just doesn't get easier to explain. Yeah, hails say everybody. It gets harder every time we try.

But yeah, it's just, I've never talked about a subject and learned less. Like, I don't know how to explain it. That book is 1,200 pages long. He writes like a jackass. I read like 120 pages of it last night. And I'm just like, I'm, I'm just, I'm tired. You know, it's exhausting.

I feel run down. It's exhausting. Yeah. All right, well, hails say everybody. I'll again, join the Facebook group. Please review us on iTunes. And this week, yeah, please review us on iTunes. This Saturday, we have a.

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