Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 129: O.J. Simpson
Episode Date: February 17, 2015In honor of the 20th anniversary of the infamous murders, we cover everyone's favorite hidden camera prankster O.J. Simpson as he jukes and jives his way through the heavy hitting Trial of the Century....
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There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left
That's when the cannibalism started
Man I tell you the only Bronco I like is a Bronco that you carve a fucking burger out of oh
A horse you want a horse burger for some reason I thought a Bronco was like a bull no no it's a horse
The Broncos it's a football team if the horse is the mascot well our is it okay?
Let's just assume first of all that most hamburger meat in the United States of America is already horse
You could which is legal. I believe this is yeah, I mean horses are good meat sure
Yeah, they're fucking walking around. It's like you can't eat a car, but you can eat a horse terrible meat
Think about this imagine if you could have a car made out of fucking jerky
But if you're driving across the country and you run out of gas and you're stuck in the desert
Yeah, eat your car. That's what a horse is
You want a jerky car and a horse is nothing but that technically a
So how boys were with a rug on the top of it that can be made into clothes
If you need it to be and this is just how you see animals, huh? Yeah, just as future jerky as to whatever is fucking
Convenient for what I need that's right. All right. Welcome to the Sharpa one. That's Marcus parks. I'm Ben kissle with us as always
Let's just say
Zookeeper I don't know so I think Swiss army zookeeper
Henry Zabrowski where you could take a cat. Oh, if you kill it it can also be an oven mitt
Well specifically a cat because you could core out its butthole and stick your hand up there and use its mouth to hold up a pot
Or and or pan. You can use a big rat for that as well. No raccoon. No, this is where your imagination is wrong
What are you talking about would you use a rat for as a microphone cover?
Club cover sure well, I still don't really understand the purpose of I've never been golfing
No, you're never been rich enough. Yeah, and I don't have strong enough hips for the swinging motion
Well, the guy we're about to talk about he was like actually a great golfer. He's very strong
It was a running back. We mentioned I spilled some apple juice
Onto my
We're talking about OJ Simpson is loose the juice. Oh
The juice everyone loves the juice this week in 20 years, right 20th anniversary of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman
Murders perpetrated by mr. OJ Simpson
No, it's it 20 years to the night that they were murdered or is it 20 years of the day that he was he was basically
Bronco to the crime the Bronco. Yeah yesterday was the bronc the 20th anniversary of the Bronco chase
And I believe Monday was the anniversary of the murders. Yeah takes me back, man
Oh, I got something to say about that Bronco chase, but we'll talk about it when we get there. Yeah, my next game
I still remember when when princess died died and it was the middle of me watching Saturday night live
Yes, it's like who's princess died? Who gives a shit? I want Chris Farley. Oh my god
Well for some of our younger listeners out there who may not remember this
I know all of us were around 10 11 years old when that happened Ben you may have been 12
We okay
That's roughly 10 or 11
So a time when we can definitely we can remember this fairly vividly. Yes
OJ Simpson was one of the greatest running backs to ever grace. Yeah, that's right. You guys ladies and gentlemen
He used to be a football player with a Buffalo Bill. Yes number 32
He was the first and by the way my football number in junior high was 32 and my coach used to call me OJ
Yeah, that's not terrifying. Yeah, that wasn't and this was
1995 96. That's great murder still very fresh in the minds of Americans. Sure. Yeah
Well, you can see by your crooked smile and your coyote type eyes
You were just about to snap anyway
Sometimes a woman will just drive you crazy
Yeah, OJ Simpson first guy to rush for 2,000 yards
His offensive line was called 10 football fields. That's a lot of football. It's much more than 10. Yeah
Yeah, it's 2,000 football fields a thousand a hundred yards is a football field. I'm no football expert
Yes, there's a 2,000. It's 2,000 football field. No, it's 200 200 whatever. I'm no mathematician
Yeah, of course, OJ. His nickname was the juice, you know because his name is OJ. Yes, Orenthal James
And because his style of playing was
Electrifying yeah, because what it was his name. They called him the electric company
He called his offensive line the electric company. Oh, okay. Very good. He was a Hall of Famer
1985 he was inducted and then he became an actor and he was charming
He is a wonderful actor go back and watch the naked gun film. Oh wonderful. Yes
He is brimming with homicidal intent, but yeah, we did not know that at the time though
Sometimes that makes for a good comedian look at us sure. Yeah, sometimes. Yes, we may you know
Say things we don't mean. Yeah, you know get you know stir the pot a bit sure
But he got an attractive girlfriend. Yes. Yes guys. He did. Yeah, he was in roots
He was in the Klansman. He was in Capricorn one
The Klansman. Yes. Yes
What was he was he one of the clansmen he played a pair of boots?
Very good actor very good at God some of the best boot acting I've ever seen
In 1979 he started a production company making made for TV movies including Goldie in the boxer and cocaine and blue
Eyes. Oh, yeah, and at the time of the murders and I hear you got cocaine and blue eyes from just staring at a coal
huge line in Miami
He had a pilot at the time of the murders called the frog men now
I remember it just been
Just been filmed. Well, I see for some reason for the television a pilot for television
It was an A-team ripoff called the frogmen and in fact in one scene
He holds a knife to the throat of a woman. Well, sometimes if you're a frog man, you got to do what you've got to do
Yeah, you know and sometimes that woman is you know, maybe driving you fucking off the fucking head
But I when I was a kid, I remember distinctly hearing about frog men. I
I
Was playing battle toads and for some reason I was fixated on the idea that he was gonna play a giant frog
And then when the murders happen, I remember just thinking of me like man, and he was just about to play a giant frog
That sucks. That's the that's the worst thing that came out of that. Oh murder double murder there
He couldn't be a big frog for a major TV movie. I'm just getting into the mind of a young Henry Zabrowski
Of course, he was a famous
Interviewed on the news
What's the worst thing about the scandal mr. Zabrowski and he ain't never gonna be a frog again
Pan away cut cut and away from the dumb dumb Queens boy
And of course he was a spokesman for Hertz Renekar among many other things
Yeah, for when you need to really get away from it all. Yeah murdered your wife and a waiter
So 1977 he met his wife and future murder victim Nicole Brown
He was so sad when that's also got to be the second tag for your life
You know, it's just like future wife future murder
He was married to his first wife Marguerite who if you've seen pictures of Marguerite beautiful stunning
Yeah slamming absolutely stunning woman and he of course he also had two children with Marguerite
We'll get to his son that he had with Marguerite much later
And Brown and Simpson were married in 1985. The marriage was seven years and in 1989 after
years of spousal abuse and this is this was
Completely grazed over this spousal abuse. He was like troubled marriage, you know things were so beautiful in the other house
He was first of all a world-class athlete. Yeah, and she was just a model and he was a massive star
He was but you know, not only was he a Hall of Famer, but he was also a movie star
So and so it's imagine that now with the 24-hour news cycle of like this would not have lasted 30 seconds
But we do have Chris Brown and Rihanna. Yeah, and it's which is a shame
It the whole thing is but the whole thing is bullshit like you cannot it's as long as you're famous
You just you can't be put in jail. Yeah cause we'll see cops came to OJ's house eight times
And if you all of their marriage and never arrested them once which makes some other just with autographs
Yeah, they were bringing memorabilia for him to sign. Oh, I mean they were love. Oh, we get to go to OJ's house again
Oh, I love it when he beats his wife on Friday
Make sure to bring the band-aids and also some sharpies because I got these jerseys. I want him to sign
And they filed for divorce in 1992
Two years before the murder citing irreconcilable differences. Yeah, what yeah made me a human punching bag. Oh, okay, that's brown
Yeah, so two years later. Nicole Brown is living the single life raising both of the kids
OJ during this time. He keeps harassing her his
Nicole sister said that OJ many times was stalking her. She said that you can imagine how frightening that would be Jesus Christ
But also how charming he is though at the same time. I mean it would be great if he stalked her as the frog man
Is that a big frog and the bushes over there? I'm just looking for some flies. Hey, Nicole
Do you have a big frog fellow that watches you all the time?
No, that's my husband movie star and Hall of Famer football player OJ Simpson. You're that Nicole Brown
You know, I'm gonna get my stuff. I'm just gonna get out the back door. I'm gonna go. Goodbye. I'm so excited to see him play a frog
One man who
Decided to throw caution to the wind with this particularly abusive and violent man skulking around was waiter
Ron Goldman. Yeah, and use this the wrong profession if he was military, you know former
Green beret Ron Goldman, then it would have been fine
Well, he was a waiter at mezzaloon a trotoria
And all the videos I watch have Ron Goldman to they kept going back to them
And it's just him with like slick back hair and fucking coke rocks and his nose like with some sort of like turquoise
Stripe shirt like doing like some dance to like, you know in excess
He probably got a sad card from working. It's like working at heckle or Jekyll and Hyde's here in New York City
But let's not victim blame, but there is no way this actor slash waiter slash
possible homosexual
Was going to be able to beat OJ. No way a rage-fueled OJ Simpson. I would never want to see that
Yeah, so Nicole and her mother had gone and eaten dinner at mezzaloon of that night
And her mother had left her glasses behind and after an extensive search. They found the glasses in the gutter and
Ron said all right. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take the glasses back to Nicole
And some people say that was evidence that they were in a relationship. Although Ron Goldman said they were just friends
Yeah, of course because what else you're gonna say? Oh, no, no, no, absolutely. Yeah, I know
I'm just friends with the woman who has the psychopath former Hall of Famer like nearly invincible movie star OJ
Simpson who's also got a bit of a rage problem. Yeah, just pales huh? Oh, yeah, we're big-time friends
So he goes over to her house and at 12 10 a.m. On June 13th
1994 Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman's mutilated bodies. The crime scene photos are
Oh my god, horrific. We actually for our live last podcast show. We had a we did we did a little censorship
Yeah, did not show but feel free to Google the crime scene photos and you will see they are what a professional athlete can do
With a knife or I mean honestly because it's it's pretty similar to
Honestly like the vampire Sacramento case and stuff like that where it's like it is some of the most brutal crimes or like Ted Bundy
When he was doing the sorority house murders of just a log. Yeah, someone who has gone fucking berserk
Yeah, all over them. It's the opposite of like the black delia case. There's there is nothing scientific or medical about it
It is just it's well, there's certain people they say was you know like obviously
He knew that you had to slit the throat if you wanted them to be silent because they were also in the middle of apartment complex
We'll get into these details. Yeah, so Nicole was stabbed
27 times in the head and neck had defensive wounds on her hands, of course
The wound through her neck was so huge that you could see her lair next isn't it?
We I don't know if anybody else feels this way
But does anybody else feel more like I shiver more at the
Defensive wounds. Yeah, I give you my hand staff to me. I don't know why that was like because I don't care about my head
But my hands like because they were also doing a breakdown
I was watching some doc about we were talking this because Ron Goldman what it was
Was unknown about him is that he had a black belt in karate and he did relatively well
And they were talking about they were doing a breakdown of what the fight must have looked like between
OJ and Ron Goldman and it was pretty fucking brutal because that's basically this karate expert
Which is always funny because they bring in a karate back spurt and they're always like
290 pounds right and like in a tiny gi
You know he comes in he's just like so you got the intruder and he's he's whacking at him
Whack, whack, and Ron Goldman's going seal seal seal, and he's whacking and whacking and it was brutal
Yeah, and Ron Goldman's like no you're supposed to hit me on my shoulder, and I'm supposed to grab your wrist
Don't you know how to play karate OJ?
So they say that OJ drove to Nicole's house for of course an unknown reason
We don't know why he went there. I think the glasses know why no
Yeah, they went there to have sex with each other. Yes. Oh, they all know why OJ went to the house because he you know
He had a he had a hometown
He was hungry for revenge for some reason that night so Nicole
She puts the two children to bed, and this is a detail that nobody talks about. Yeah, there were two
Children in that house the children OJ ended up getting custody of
Which is insane and I will say kudos to the news media for
Backing off on that and backing off of it to this day backing off of OJ's children not involving them at all
No, because you're never her for thank God. Yeah, but it's also that you know, what are they gonna do?
Maybe maybe they just weren't allowed. Maybe they were afraid of OJ Simpson. Yeah, he's on the loose
So she put the two children to bed. She either heard a knock at the door or she heard a
noise outside went out to go check and of course before she was even able to scream OJ grabbed her
attacked her with a knife and
Then at that same time wrong Goldman arrived at the front gate
And this is all happening in front in front of the house
This didn't happen inside this happened out in front of the house wrong Goldman comes through the gate
Sees the murder and OJ of course. He's still in rage mode knows that there's a witness
He immediately goes after him the fight ensues
And he was he stabbed in the neck and you knew that they were lovers. Yeah, or he knew that they were lovers
Yeah stabbed in the neck and chest he restrained him with an arm choke hold finished the job and then
After he killed Goldman. He went back over to Nicole
Grabbed her by that. She was laying on the ground. He grabbed her by the back of her head
She was still alive here. Yeah. Yeah, he grabbed by the back of her head pulled her head up
Put his foot in her back and slid her throat
Well, that's also where they say that there there may have been evidence of it being a professional killer
Where it's like someone who knew that you had a complete the job at this point you'd imagine because
In a rage killing I can imagine him flipping out stabbing somebody a whole bunch of times
Yeah, but then you see it again and you watch her
It's either like it does he feel mercy and is he trying to end it?
I don't know he trying to finish it. Yeah, I think trying to finish it. Yeah, I think it's full
I think it's further rage. That's calm rage. Yeah, where she sees the man that she's
Well, possibly fucking this man the strange man coming into her house
Maybe he knew that he existed maybe he didn't but of course after he kills this guy. It becomes I'll fucking show you time
Absolutely, and then the idea but then they you know
This is where more of the conspiracy theories come in of being like they said that OJ hid behind a bunch of bushes and surprise
They're jumping out behind these bushes
But in this stock I went they walk through the whole apartment building like that in the whole area where they were murdered directly on the steps in front
Of the apartment, and they're like there's a brick wall here. They're like he wasn't hiding
So it was either he just overpowered and grabbed her but it's also was like it was literally an apartment complex
Yeah, how did you not hear the screams? They said it was an epic struggle that the struggle between him and Ron Goldman
Yeah, must have been it was huge. It was all over that hallway. There's so many
You're in the middle of a fight though screaming isn't really necessarily a response. I don't even do I start screaming just if I'm alone in the
Apartment, you know Jay isn't coming after to kill you OJ comes after you kill your your mouth is gonna go a gape
And then nothing's gonna come out and then by that time you're in a huge fight
I don't know I was I was attacked in the street. I screamed. I was like I'm getting mugged
I mean, which is you know, this is why your help you're a fun person to mug
Yeah, you know naked gun 33 and a third came out this same year it came out in 1994. It had to come out before right?
Yeah, that would be really shitty for this you know that those producers are really like
So four days go by before the LAPD decides that OJ Simpson is their man
Oh and during this time are we gonna get into that the way the LAPD just completely messed up the crime scene?
Oh, yeah, but they say you know they so they found blood in his Bronco
He skipped town. He went to Chicago for some reason. They were walking on the blood. They were skating the whole thing was
Yeah, we'll get to all that when we get to the trial
So lawyers OJ Simpson's lawyer Robert Kardashian who you may know as the father of
Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian a great history that whole family why was this man?
But if I could go back in time and kill one person
I'm leaving Hitler alone if I'm going after Kardashian
Robert Kardashian it was the patriarch of the Kardashian family of keeping up with Kardashians
And it said that Kardashian did you have a bodacious butt as well?
So he it said that Robert Kardashian actually went to OJ's house and disposed of the murder weapon disposed of OJ's bloody clothes
That's a good lawyer. That's a real good lawyer bad person. I want one of those lawyers though. Yes. Yes
And so OJ the night of the murders. He went to Chicago for a Hertz convention, which I bet he was not on his game
Does OJ look like he is full of blind rage right now every time he sees a blonde woman
He kept it through like the guy OJ. This is a Judy
No, no, she just wants to or she just wants to talk about sales hatchbacks
Yeah, so OJ, you know the lawyers convinced him to come in OJ supposed to show up there are a thousand reporters
They're waiting for him and OJ doesn't show up what he does is he sends Robert Kardashian a wrong long suicide note
Robert reads it to the press OJ said
He reads it to the press and he says please please come in
And they put out an APB for the white Bronco around 6 30 p.m
A motorist they see Simpson in the white Bronco driven by good ol AC AC Callings AC Callings
And so of course, they put a police car on him
The police car comes up to the side of the Bronco and Al yells out they're going about 35 miles an hour
Yeah, the epic fucking speed chase 35 miles enough. I hate we'll talk about Al yells out OJ's back here
He's got a gun to his head fucking back off the cop backs off and 20 police cars follow him
And what follows is a disruption in the NBA finals when the New York Knicks were playing the fucking Houston Rockets
It was the first time the Knicks had been in playoffs in the finals. It's the 70s. It's lost though, right?
They actually won that game, but then they lost in game seven
That is fine
Yeah, they they interrupt to them
Of course the Stanley Cup was going on that big day in sports history actually Jack Nicklaus's last golf game
But it was all overshadowed by a two-hour police quote-unquote chase. There were slowest L's helicopters
Following howlings used his blinker. It is not a chase
Signal that you're getting off a ramp. They drove down the 405, which you know, man, how do they get through that?
I mean, it's no one-on-one, but it's still pretty bad John Starks is over there shooting the ball
Hasn't it into youing. I'm missing all of this. Yeah, OJ's going through the in-and-out drive-through and just being like
There's got a gun to his head we better all right. He wants to he wants to go through the car wash
I understand absolutely that bronco is filthy with blonde woman blood, but that's why I don't buy a white car, you know
So OJ the oh Domino's pizza so they had record sales of pizza delivery during the entire chase
The entire
Keeping those stats as well. Oh, yeah, there had to be a pizza delivery driver who had a white Bronco
I just had honey. Did you call Domino's or is OJ here?
I had to get down here to boxy. Holy shit. Look at that. It's it's OJ Simpson. He's delivering
Another black man sir, I'm not OJ Simpson sir put the gun away, sir
You know my aunt lives in LA and she saw the Chates at the time
She was stuck in traffic
And she was wondering what the fuck was going on and she said that she saw this white Bronco drive-by and
20 police cars so much fun 35 miles an hour on a highway
They were going 20 miles under the speed limit. Yeah, I mean this this was the worst
It's really hard to drive when you're trying to keep a gun to your head and change the radio station because you're sick
I wasn't a he's a bass song. Yeah, that's true. I put it on k-rock
Love k-rock. Yeah, k-rock is what you commit suicide. That's for sure
So they get back to they get back to OJ's house
He stays in there for 45 minutes, then he goes inside to call his mother and have a glass of orange juice
Oh, that's funny. You got to get pumped up, buddy. Not apple juice. What's worse BTK eating cereal after the ortero
Murders or OJ having an old glass of orange juice. OJ having a glass of himself. Yeah, I think so, too
This so they surrendered the Bronco
You can see the scene two of him just been like Pope is sweet orange juice
Remember when times was simple old J. Ah, yeah, I don't remember
Mmm sweet to the taste vitamin C for your bones in your moon system
He does tell everything he loves delicious orange juice and Marcus is
Marcus is slamming down some OJ right now pulp free by the way
You do think oh, I definitely would have to say OJ's a pulp guy
Yeah, of course. Yeah, because you could tell by the way he fucking brutally slaughtered his wife and her boyfriend
That's that's what I'm saying. Yeah inside the Bronco. They found eight grand in cash to change the clothes a loaded
357 Magnum a passport family pictures and a
Fake goatee and mustache. Yes guys is phenomenal
It's because first of all, he's gonna your OJ. Yes, you're six foot three
OJ Sips and he's gonna go but I've got a fake nose to make me look like the Rocky Rococo's guy
It's good to possibly be OJ
My name was going to beat up on I'm from Germany. I know OJ is a very good actress
So I'm I'm very conflicted right now. That's his other name was yes
It was the theatrical chameleon OJ the chameleon
So the trial if for anyone who wasn't alive during the time so he doesn't commit suicide
He doesn't commit suicide. He literally pulls into his house. He pulls into his house. He he surrenders peacefully
Yeah, cuz his son came out and was just like daddy daddy, please. I know that's my that's why Jameson's an
Appreciation, but what is that? Is he a polygic Brit?
Why you got to be doing this?
Now he sounds like a sexist soccer player in Mexico
For anyone who wasn't alive during that time you have no idea how big this fucking trial was oh there was all of this entry
This is really not an exaggeration. Yeah in the Los Angeles Times. The case was the front page story for 300 days and
There were the big three networks
They gave more notly news broadcasts than both the Bosnian War and the Oklahoma City bombing combined
This is all they ever wanted to happen. It's the beginning of the end for real
News yeah, cuz they discovered they were like look at these fucking right they made foot of an increment to yeah
We're just being like look at these ratings guys. All we got to do is get more celebrities to kill themselves
We should dump more fluoride into the fucking water systems at LA
You're bringing fluoride into the sand. Yeah, what I'm just saying one endless fucking they
Estimated 40 billion dollars in lost productivity due to this case
Of course and the because the people that were glued to this case
We're all people work in construction jobs and like and this is my other question, too
Is that who how much fucking of how many billions of dollars in production were lost in the
Calculation of how many billions dollars were lost in the productivity of the it's bullshit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it had to have taken a while and of course the tonight show with Jay Leno loved the case
dancing
infamous dancing Edo's in which Jay Leno
brought out a
Troop of men dressed as presiding judge Lance Edo to do dance numbers land
Mr. Edo loved it because judge Edo was talk about Kardashian
Being a publicity whore as a lawyer and the offering this whole Edo was I mean yeah
This this might as well have been on a sound stage in in LA. Yeah, it was a parade
It was a parade of idiots. Yeah, so the whole thing was a parade of power hungry attention hungry the fucking morons
They were all so happy that this happened. I just want to say this too. That is to me. That's offensive
Yeah, I mean we're talking about it. Obviously. We're making like we know this is a terrible case
Yeah, we got into the gruesome details because we have to show people, you know how brutal it was dancing Edo's
Yeah, literally dancing around
Two people at least this is a fucking TV ma podcast and celebrating all the darkest shit that we do we find where it's like
That's Jay Leno. That's Jay Leno put on the dancing Edo's honey. I love that
Yeah, this is it's it's absurd and it shows it was the beginning of it
Well, you said the beginning of the end of real journalism where it's like now ever because things are so obsessed with celebrity now
It's like when you have you know, Lindsay Lohan pussy farts, right?
She's she's in the fucking Huffington Post like she's in these like big named
Newspapers because it we're all so fucking obsessed with celebrities. I'm actually one we want to cover every single fucking minutia
What they do? I do love those pussy fart stories. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, they're great
Yeah, the the prosecution the lawyers there were Christopher Darden and Marsha Clark to incompetent fucking idiots
Unbelievably stupid people. I cannot believe how much the defense ran circles around them. The defense was
Robert Kardashian
Effley Bayley who when I was a kid loved calling flea?
Bailey I just love saying that I annoyed this shit out of people. Yes
And of course the star of the fucking trial mister if it the glove does not fit
Yeah, you must have quit Johnny Cocker and you get the feeling that Darden and Clark were just like
Cochran's using rhyme
There's no way we can compete with this defense now
What was he so the evidence here was so there was a left glove left behind covered in blood outside of the Nicole Brown
Sister's house, right? There was the left glove cover. This was sort of the night of people leaving their glasses and gloves places
They found the left glove in
The in one of the left gloves in the yard in the other left glove or in the right glove in OJ's home
Outside of OJ's house right backyard where there's the sun rose. They were
Leads to a lot of speculation
There's blood on the Bronco, right which was possibly linked to a cut on OJ's hand
They said may have been a defensive womb for a knife
There was blood on the handle of the Bronco. By the way, a very tiny cut. Yes, very small. OJ got off pretty he won
Yeah, he definitely won and of course another thing that they introduced was the
Years and years of abuse suffered by Nicole Brown absolutely and then the two blood-soaked socks
Yeah, we're left on the floor of OJ's bedroom, which just seemed like all of which seems like okay
You're in a hurry to get to Chicago because you just murdered your wife and her lover
Better take these blood drenched socks off that I have like all because they're soaked with their blood
And then you just leave them
Now I think this is a part of the reason why Nicole Brown Simpson and him broke up messy
He's just leaving his socks and his gloves everywhere. You know and then OJ freaked out cuz he just I just want my house
I'll leave my socks where I want to leave them. You're so upset about it. You pick them up
And then that very habit almost put him in jail, but not quite not quite
Well, of course they played and there's this famous 911 call
And I don't know if we want to play it
But if you if you truly want to hear a woman gripped with fear
Listen to this 911 call because play like five seconds. Yeah, and then you'll get the idea
And if you want to go further go further with it. It is it is
Yes, it's shocking. Yeah
And I want a merchant see someone over here now to three to five Gretna green he's back the frog man's back. Okay. What does he look like?
He's in a white bronco, but first of all, he broke the back door down to get in
Wait a minute. What's your name? Nicole Simpson. Okay. Is he the sportscaster or whatever? Yeah, okay
Thank you. Wait a minute. We're telling the police. What is he doing? Is he threatening you?
Yeah, I mean literally that's how famous he is the 911 operator all professionals. I'm out the window with a sportscaster
That's that is just a fucking LA problem though
Everybody would love to arrest a celebrity because then you get a fucking fun little moment that you could put in your live journal, right?
Right, so all this is playing during the court, but yeah, are we gonna get into how Cochran and Bailey they were able to turn it on the
LAPD is there's a bunch of shit because you know like famously the guy that was in charge of the investigation Mark Furman
Yes, was not a good man
Well branded a bit of a racist
Well, you know, it's easy to be branded a racist when you have logs and logs and logs of you saying the n-word
41 times and also just saying like the LAP who was like every you know, you know
The first five or seven sentences out of an n-word's mouth is always a fucking lie and like saying like all of this crazy shit
Yeah, and of course you should have been watching the microphones, bro
Yeah, that that tape was from a 1986 interview that she did with a screenwriter who interviewed Furman for a screenplay
She was developing on police officers and that was his defense was he was playing a character
Yeah, I don't think that he wants
Everyone's an actor in LA, but we get away with saying that we saying horrible things in character because we are true
Performers of this of the screen and stage. Well, we're not racist. No that helps that also helps
Yes, and we also don't have the power to imprison human beings. That's the thing
And of course the LAPD they had the other Roddy King beatings
Yeah, this was I mean at this time was the racial tensions in America were palpable
It this was only two years after the LA riots, right, which that was not
That wasn't so much
calmed down and peacefully settled as it was like stuffed underneath the rug bubbling over
No, that whole place was that was a fucking powder keg for a long time
And this was the perfect example of like because then you have two sides of an argument of just being like they are trying to
Because the way the prosecution can say was basically they said they're trying to frame a
prominent black man of a crime of the most heinous crime which is the as we know the killing of a white woman is like the
Most punishable crime and so it's like they're trying to frame him for it
Right, but the promise he had this fucking history of true violence and the LAPD planted weapons and drugs
Constantly on on poor black people. I mean the the false imprisonment rates were through the roof. It was really
It's a horrible town the saddest thing about it is black people needed some
Vendication and it was just unfortunate that O.J. Was the face of it because he's guilty. Yeah
He murdered the person and Johnny Cochran knew exactly what he was doing the jury was ten black women
Two Latino men and I think one white guy and then how did they really so they threw it apart of a couple different ways, right?
It was it was a true with the evidence they said about O.J.
Socks with he said now is that apparently down so a part of what a part of what we said is like the DNA testing and all
Of the crime scene handling that happened during the O.J.
Some case was fucked well, it wasn't so much fucked as it wasn't
People didn't believe in DNA testing yet
This was the first trial where they really used it as a critical cornerstone of a case that people are like I don't see it
I don't see any day
The jurors like they were all very uneducated people
Hey, what's DNA? What's DNA? It's just a bunch of letters to me
They just said that they just couldn't understand it if there was no CSI
You know like maybe if you had like a college degree in which you took some sort of biology class
You might have some understanding of what DNA is yeah, but before at in 1994 people had no fucking clue and the
prosecution decided to make that the cornerstone of their case which was a
Big mistake was experimental science technically at the time and it all fell through especially because they didn't handle the scene
Correctly, and they're making people are what you know corners walking through blood people are saying like there's one story
There's one story where the huge piece of blood it was a bloody thumbprint on a door handle
They didn't take it off the door handle the next morning a guy came and replaced the knob
Oh, yeah, and it was like I thought you guys had already checked to you know taking the sample
Oh, no 36 hours after the thing because of LA neighborhood ordinances the whole thing was hosed down
So it's 36 hours after the murder happened. The whole thing was fucking steam cleaned
Yeah
Yeah, so they just brought out an elderly Italian guy in a robe and he just like cleaned the sidewalk like he does every
Like every Thursday. Yeah, and there was all and there was a woman who took a blood sample
And she left the blood sample in her lab coat for three days so stupid without turning in she was a trainee by the way
They put trainees on this crime scene and then where some of the conspiracy theories come in is that they were apparently you know when they
were
Finally going through all of this DNA evidence is that one thing they said is that when they check the blood that was soaked in the socks of
Like O.J. Simpson socks is that they were filled with this chemical that normally that you would put in
After the fact of collecting blood and what it does is it can make sure that blood does not coagulate
And what they found it was in this blood. It was present in the blood that was on these socks
So there and like and so the scientists basically said was like it can't show up naturally in the blood
It may be good show up naturally in the detergent of the socks
Right we have no way to really show that but it's like if it doesn't occur naturally in the blood
Then this has obviously been handled blood and these socks have been treated
So even if the LAPD would have handled this crime scene
Colombo perfect. Yeah, you know if they would have just there was corruption going on as well
Yeah, well, I mean they were covering up their own mistakes. They weren't I mean that was the problem
Yeah, and they fucked up with the glove too because the glove was you know, it was depth
It was O.J.'s glove. Yeah, but the glove was soaked in blood and then the LAPD
froze the glove which caused it to shrink and also Johnny Cochran's other
Tactic in that was he had O.J. go off of this arthritis medication for a couple days
Which caused his hands to hands as well. Yeah, and then of course, let's not forget the rhyme
Cochran Cochran worked backwards. He's like I got this great rhyme about a glove and a quit
So I just got to find a way to get I just gotta get that glove around there
Let's get that glove on there. Of course the verdict comes in
Domino's pizza. They said that between the hours
One o'clock Jay Leno and Domino's pizza are two of the biggest shitty motherfucking things on the face of the planet
They got so much mileage out of this so much
They said that in the 15 minutes before the verdict there were record pizza pizza sales once again
But from one o'clock to 105 p.m. Not a single pizza in America was ordered
I want to find out how many pizzas were ordered during 9-eleven. Yeah
There has to be that number somewhere and he is found of course as you all know
He was found not guilty people were afraid of of of course
They were afraid of riots if you were to be found guilty
I remember I closed down our middle school because they were afraid of race riots
Yeah, and in my in my middle school
They gathered us into the home ec room to watch it live. Oh, yeah, we watched a live
Yeah, we watch the entire country shut down. They brought in. Oh my god. It was this is really gonna age us, huh?
Huge TV
Really
You flap open the front and has the three colored lights in front of it. Yeah, it was such a piece of shit
Yeah, we're old but we watched it man. Yeah, so a couple years later OJ goes free in 1997 the family of wrong Goldman
They bring a civil trial against him trying to sue for wrongful death. They win
And they were awarded thirty three point five million dollars in compensation OJ had to sell everything
He sold his Heisman trophy. He sold all of his memorabilia. He was well
He went he went out there to get that memorabilia back. Oh, yeah
We find out the whole thing hinch on his there was those Bruno Muggles was are they called the shoes?
Oh, yeah, they're Bruno Muggles that he was fucking wearing that they were like only one of 300 made in the United States
299 sir
It's just so funny where it just shows everybody, you know if you want to get away with a murder
We're pretty generic shoes
And the thing is I guess we haven't even mentioned there is so much to this story
We didn't mention Kato yet as well. We didn't yeah
We didn't mention Kato basically was a Kato was his secondly his alibi
Which is like of all of the we've this whole story is just filled with these LA actor
He's a shit morons where it's it's like Kato Kalin could not have been though the worst
The worst man worse could have been the due to provide your alibi. It's just being like, you know, this is my buddy fucking
Doobie James. He fucking rolls doobies professionally. He's just like
Cuz he was at my house and we were playing to his stuff
Kato Kalin was a fucking bit part surfer dude who lived in OJ's pool house for free
OJ also
He's like I always helped out Kato Kalin. I let him live there for free
Yeah, I don't know why he turned his back on me and then Kato got a job
I believe working for entertainment tonight, which just shows you how disgusting this whole fucking whole thing
And then he was in this a real life later on and what are you famous for you're famous for being close to a double murder
Yeah, that's all you're being famous. It's it's so this whole thing is is of all the crimes
We've covered it like and all the things we've done. It's so fucking dirty. Yeah dirty and filthy
Yeah, it's just full of everybody getting their fucking because they all want a piece of the pie
This is all about attention and the pie is fame. They all want that fame even a dumb frumpy Asian judge
Yeah, come to the idea of being a Hollywood superstar
Yeah, and if you want to talk about dirty if I did it November 1996
OJ Simpson wrote a book called if I did it if anyone can find a life
Hypothetical there is a thing there is supposed to be a download of it somewhere. Well, no it was published
Is it published? Yeah goldman's father published it. Yeah, and he changed the name to if I did it
Confessions of the killer and on the cover he puts if really small
Yeah, I did it confessions again run Goldman's father is no better than anybody else
Oh, I mean I would never publish a book described when if a killer kills my son
Well, I'm not letting those killer write it write a book and describe it to the masses
But I'm certain that that money went to victim like victim like
Associations and stuff like that like there was must have been something I mean how many people are reading books. Oh people
I read 300 grand every books. Did you read this one? No, I did not. Thank you
Oh my god, even the ghost writer books. I don't like sports books
Well, you said this even in the end you were talking about how like this the ghost writer
Yeah, if I did it was being like I have no doubt. Yeah
I'm sitting murdered this yeah, and there was a thing as you mean like well if I did murder
Wouldn't that just show that like I loved her a whole lot, right a ton. That was in the Esquire interview
Yeah, and in a Vinnie interview with Esquire in 98. He said let's say I committed this crime
Even if I did this it would have to have been because I loved her very much, right?
Direct quote direct fucking quote. It's like when you love pizza. You got a cutter in his license
You know cuz sometimes I give a pizza like you know, I have my I love pepperoni pizza
I did I see pepperoni pizza like in the hands of some fucking 25 fucking slick back hair piece of shit fucking waiter
What am I gonna fucking do cut up some pizza?
Okay, make sure to go out there and buy a oh J. Simpson's new book if I did it
Thank you so much for being here. I did it everyone should be so fucking
Won't maybe not do it again
And of course in 19 and 2005 we have one of the most
bizarre
Releases in the history of media. I will say of all the things we've ever covered
This is by far the most inappropriate thing that has ever been
92 he's off trial. So now he's no everyone knows he's a murderer. So everywhere he goes, you know, he has like a day
He's trying to rebrand himself this whole time. He's still attempting to work. Yeah, which that's gonna hurt your hurts career
Yeah, and but but he just kind of hangs around Los Angeles still golfs goes out in public
He's just being a public figure probably getting paid to be places because they're by really terrible people
Yeah, and still a punchline at this point because this whole time he's talking. I'm searching for the real murder
Yes saying that they were a hitman or some no this whole thing is is again. It just shows like
That's how far of a joke it went like we're not the joke like last podcast is not making a joke of this
America made a joke of this. Yes, that's how seriously they did not take these crimes. Yeah, they really didn't yeah
Really didn't oh five. Oh, and now he has custody of the kids as well this whole time his kids are living with him in the in the
I believe he's listening to him because they'd listen to him murder their mother. They were they had they had their ears on
Headphones. I remember as a kid. I always slept with fucking earplugs in yeah, so I wouldn't hear my father kill my mother
Yeah, yeah, yeah well, you know in the eventuality
So man weird. I mean, let's just hear let's let OJ tell you what he did
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Juice and you know, I've seen that video. I don't know 30 times
Yes, but you actually did and you downloaded the video. I downloaded juice itself. Uh,
Unfortunately, watch it the file. The file was corrupted, but I got to see some of the outtakes
Him and it's just strippers. It's just stripper and I've got a you know, the music video that he made
Want to hear can we hear some of his rap? Yeah, let's hear some of the other thing
The vice just redundant was just a couple of days ago put out with a guy that was like the funny dude for juice
and he basically said like
OJ was just plied with lecker the entire time
Showed up late and he was like all the producers didn't understand because they were like it just seemed like OJ's just in it for the money
Yeah, yeah, you fucking moron. He owes 33.5 million dollars to the families of the people. He fucking murdered
Morality of the double murderer we got like isn't good. Yeah, and so now and so yeah
Like one of the pranks was him selling being a car salesman selling a white Bronco out on the street
And he autographed it OJ Simpson over an accidental bullet hole that was found in the side of the thing nothing
But jokes there's another one that is kind of funny. He's giving somebody a soda through a drive-thru window
He takes a sip of the soda
Saying like most of the pranks were just being like oh shit, that's OJ Simpson
Yeah, like the laughter like usually it's like a hidden camera like everyone's just like you got me
Yeah, this was a funny security fake security thing here at the airport, but then with OJ. We're just like oh
It's a murderer. Oh
Yeah, there was one of the prank on the golf course where
The guy the accomplice went out and was just stealing golf balls from all of the other golfers
And of course the golfers got super pissed off at the guy and OJ supposed to go up and say like hey
You've been juiced and he just walks up to him and goes. I'm OJ Simpson
And they were they were juiced. That's just getting juiced those guys luckily they didn't get like extra pulp juiced
Because um, that's what I did to Nicole and Ron gold
Yeah, here's some of that music video that and by the way, I can't post this on the page because it's just full of titties
Yeah, absolutely full of it
Yeah, so if you can get an invite to cinema get and and download the torrent you can see this shit
But yeah, I can't post this so here's someone get an invite to cinema get it's very difficult. You got to beg these assholes
But you have to be at least 35 pounds overweight and love cheese buffs believe me
I have sent email after email to cinema get and if you're listening
Send me an invite. I love you cinema get my ratio is 1.5 to get it my ratio is 1.5
I got a good ratio. Don't kick me out. All right. Let's not get the nerd alert out. I'm not a Simpson named Bart
All right, thank you. Yeah, he's a murderer. Yeah. Yeah, he's a
Double murder a football player actor rapper murderer. Mr. Simpson. What haven't you done? Oh, you know, I sure haven't really
Really haven't perfected my barbecue technique. Oh my well, that's next for mr. Simpson
Yeah, and of course as we know OJ Simpson is in jail right now. Yes. Yeah, this is kind of ironic because
This is just one of the most it's just pathetic and fucked up and sad and like one of the most like of course like
Again, the most like LA Las Vegas way to go to jail. Yeah in Las Vegas
2007 he broke into the hotel room with this guy Bruce from all of these people are fucking losers all these
Guys that OJ were with was working where they were working for the government really that's why they and they had the gun
OJ didn't actually have the gun. No, no, they pimped him. They pimped him. Yeah, you know, I mean all you it wasn't very difficult because they're like
OJ they got your stuff, but he's like, oh better go get it. Yeah, we better get it guys. He's like, yeah, my name is Jim
Jim I've never seen you before. Why do you have that earpiece? My name is Jim. He was sentenced for kidnapping weapons possession
Assault they through the blue charges. He was sentenced to 33 years in prison. If you get a chance to go to YouTube
Listen to the judge sentence him a sentencing him. It's a woman. It's a white. Yeah blonde as a matter of fact
And the first sentence is out of her mouth was just want to let you know this is not retribution or the double murder
Which is like definitely means that it was retribution another interesting thing
During OJ's time of freedom. I just remembered he met a girl another blind blonde gal who looked just like Nicole
This became his girlfriend who of course reported being beaten on a regular basis. He met her outside of Nicole's house
Where he murdered Nicole and then he's like, oh you look just like Nicole. He would make her dress up like Nicole
It was really bizarre
Um, so that's another little thing that he was doing before the uh, I can't wait till he's paroled 33 years from now
Well, no, he's eligible for parole in three years and the judge the parole judge's first sentence will be like
This is not retribution for your double murder
Yeah in jail and right now OJ Simpson is under the protection of a man known only as smoke
Good because he's afraid that murder other people in the prison because it's the 20th anniversary of the murders
Might kill them just to make a name for themselves
And that would be if you're gonna kill somebody in prison you kill the juice
Yeah, I just can't feel like it sounded like the juice
It's not like you just said you kill the juice. No you kill the juice
I didn't say kill the juice, of course not, of course not, but it sounded like we could use that as a great sound club
If we knew in two for the future to derail your political career
I think the whole podcast has ruined the political career. So now we've heard it. We've heard what the man
Thinks that you should know. Yeah. Now. We're gonna get into what really fucking happened
Who had their fingers in this fucking pie?
What's bigger than the the government's quote-unquote truth? The people's truth. Yeah, and the people's truth say it was
The Illuminati did it that we're working through the CIA to use MK ultra mind control techniques
To get OJ to fucking participate in this farce so they can ignite a race war
In the United States because the Illuminati they're all about divide and conquer. They're all about taking this. This is my question
This is my question. Yeah, if if it did lead to a race war. Yes, right? I would say you're right
But did it well it didn't quite it did not however, so they failed. Well, I mean not really but kind of a long game
Yeah, it's very much a long game
That's another thing to divide the races of America. You have to divide because they're not doing that by themselves
No, people don't tend to go to
You know similar races and income
The Illuminati pushing them along right so I can poke them in the back. It's not real estate. No
Who controls the real estate ben? That's true. That's century 21
I just feel like a fat white bald
Maybe that's the Illuminati. Okay. I see
So we talked about earlier you mentioned the cut on his hand will apparently the cut is a telltale sign
Of mk ultra mind control techniques because I have never heard that even once. Yeah, well, that's why I'm here
Okay, so now you have heard it once you've heard it once well
What is part of their programming is it's kind of a failsafe mechanism if the programming that they have
Starts to fail if they start to remember their program like their actual programming techniques
Their time in the programming program
Then they're supposed to cut themselves on the finger or on the arm
Which is a failsafe mechanism which puts them back into their mk ultra state
So what if you just like happen to be cutting some onions and then you slice your finger and you're like no, no, no
I was fine
No, well the Illuminati just go back. You know the cut does not make you remember the memories
The cut makes the memories get burrowed deeper into your brain. I don't want to be a negative Nelly
But I feel like there is some discrepancies in the information
Well, there's a lot of connections here because did you know that oj simpson's mother was a member of the mendicino state mental institution
During the particular time period that arizona wilder
Who was programmed for her future Illuminati role from infancy to the age of 19 by the ojewitz angel of death joseph
Mengele so when he was in america just live in an arizona when he was working for the mk
Ultra program. I thought you were him. I know that I knew that I knew but I thought he was doing it through the first version of
skype from argentina
Very interesting. Yeah. Yeah, she was there. He was wearing just a big colorful like orange afro wig and like a mustache going like
Oh fellows. Um, my name is um, um, um bonkers
Bonkers nice to see us weird. So oj simpsons the totally rational and sane oj simpsons mother
She had a small mental disorder. No, she worked there. She worked. Oh, so she just worked there. Yeah. Yeah, she worked there with those people
Mentally the cia's people and speaking of the cia. Oh, okay. I don't really hire very good people. No bad
Yeah, no because the problem is you can't because that's that's where they got your fucking ass in a sling
Do they hire bad people and crazy people because then what they do if they get caught they say they're bad people
They're crazy people. I see. Yeah, yeah, that would make sense. Yeah, they're absolutely and
furthermore it is said that investigative journalists
uncovered
certain
Information that this was actually perpetrated by a cia assassin because of a major unpaid cocaine debt because
Nicole brown simpson was involved with this other woman who was in deep with these people
What could it have just been a regular drug dealer? It could have been but we all know that the cia is in bed with the columbians
That is true. Also true. That is actually very true
Yeah, and it's said that and you mentioned it earlier as far as the hired killer theory goes
Is that her net her the way her neck was slit known as a columbia necktie?
Yeah, so um, I just really hope the hired killer wasn't told to make it look like an accident
Because it was it did not at all. It's like, uh, she slipped on that peel fell on a box of knives
Boxed knives. Yeah, someone had ordered that and not only were these people involved in the murder
They were also involved with jury tampering because it is very possible that the jurors were connected. They were subjected to mind control
During the trial through the television sets in their hotels. Do you think maybe dominoes had something to do with?
Maybe they did that's a conspiracy theory I can get behind
Yeah, some say there is one juror one alternate juror who is dismissed
It's said that she sat for in a sequestered hotel room staring in a blank television screen
Now the television program
Hardest possible because we get these people just from the the general population
You know, so there are a lot of people who spend most of their nights
Sitting alone in a room staring at a blank television screen. I'm I'm here for the lunch
It's uh, yeah, they're on the jury. Oh great. Great. When is lunch by the way
Well, we already had lunch you you ate it. I watched you eat it. Oh, I did I eat it?
I I just forget the love lunch
Do you got a tv screen that has nothing on it? Absolutely come this way she's gonna do great
Yeah, good work Christopher mr. Darden. We're never gonna lose this case now
Well trusted news program hard copy
Reported that she had been hearing voices and it's also said just left her walk man on while she was asleep
And she's in a hotel, right? Yeah, these walls are not there. I'm sure she was hearing voices
You always hear voices in a hotel
Well, according to capital i capital j
Investigator capital i capital r investigative reporter alex costa neo
He said that the dismiss jur attempted suicide by eating broken glass
God help us
I mean or it's just la and she was working on a circus trick to try to get on some dumb wood. Can you believe she did that television?
Yeah, or she was already fucking demented and thought she was a chicken
She's eating broken glass because it's just like I gotta do something to digest all this grain
I've been eating it would be kind of nice though everywhere you go
You just see a bunch of food you can eat, you know every window
Was it mmm. Yeah big old steak window. I'm gonna suck on that trash can over there because I'm I'm feeling it today. Yeah
So that's the other that's and of course and and then there's glenn rogers
But he was in jail. Yeah glenn rogers, you know, he was on a program
He just confessed. Yeah. Yeah, he did he confessed but he also confessed to 70 other murders and most importantly a patcher
I think was one of them
The most importantly glenn rogers was in fucking jail
Yeah at the time of the murder or so he didn't do it. However, there is another theory Henry
I'm gonna let you take they were talking to here. It's a guy his son. James Simpson is from his first marriage, right?
Jason says Jason Simpson. I'm sorry. His son Jason Simpson was from his first marriage and they uh,
There is a series of beliefs that he could possibly
Have done the murder himself that he was on he was on anti psychotic medication
And apparently he had been using it like and using it off-handedly like he would take it sometimes and not take it sometimes
And basically said this medication was a type of medication that like if you don't take it
After a length of time of taking it you can have a psychotic break
Yes, and we know this because a private investigator that was hired through this
It's called the oj simps the story of oj simpson, which is this bbc documentary
They'll hire this private investigator whose whole thing is I look through people's garbage
You'll be surprised but it's literally he's like you'll be surprised what what things you find what secrets you discover when you look
Though people's garbage and he's like male and what they yeah, oh, yeah, so he went through
Jason Simpson's garbage and found basically bottles of tequila and bottles of the empty bottles of this anti psychotic medication
Because his father killed his mom. Yeah, so then you drink sometimes
They just try to forget that yeah
And so the basically the way they say it is that there was discrepancies between the times when he during the time of
The murder he was supposed to he said that he was watching television in his apartment
From from midnight till three o'clock in the morning. What show did you say you were watching?
I would say it was called the story of oj simpson. No, what story was what was he watching jay?
He did not say what he was oh, well ironically jay lino the tonight show really sure
Sure, absolutely very interesting
But yeah, so there is there is a series of beliefs that maybe he did he flew off the handle
And it said that there was a beanie cap found at the crime scene that jason simpson is seen wearing in other photographs
And it's also it's possible that he was a waiter at this restaurant
And nicole and her mother were supposed to go to jason's restaurant to eat dinner that night
But did ended up going to wrong so this is over a tip
This is over like he didn't get a seven dollar tip from the stupid calzone. He was going to be serving him
Yeah, so and it's all that he hallucinated. Uh, it said that in his diary. He wrote
It's the year of the knife for me. I'm out of medication and about to rage
Yeah, which he does he does sound like a dj like it's the year of the knife here in 1994
I'm out of medication and about to rage. Yeah, you're the knife does sound kind of fun. Here's
Immigrant sub by led Zeppelin
Boy, I did a great job. I got to go kill my stepmom
Excuse me. What was that last part teacher? Oh, no, sorry, and it's let get the lead out. Oh, okay. That's much better
I swear to god. He said he's gonna kill stepmom. Um, all right. Well, I think that's it for oj
And at the end of it, I just choked on some oj. Oh my oj strikes again. He'll never stop committing
Oh my goodness every time you choke on oj. Thank you mr. Simpson
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