Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 134: Alien-Human Hybrids

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

In what is possibly our most coherent alien episode, we discuss the vast alien conspiracy to breed with humans in an attempt to slowly replace homo sapiens with homo alienus, thereby continuing their sterile species while giving themselves access to our 3D world because as you all know, they're sorta stuck in the fourth dimension.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? It took me many years to realize it, but I will admit I was great by that grace. Is that Whitley Stryver? Whitley, is that you? I hate to admit it. I don't want to outwardly say it in front of my family,

but as a matter of fact, I was raped by them and the scar tissue is, let's say, still uncomfortable. Well, you did call your entire family together because you told them you had a very special announcement to make. I'm good to say I cannot make the annual trip to Six Flags because the drive itself is a seven-hour drive and the built-up scar tissue on my anus, on my rectal. So the kids are going to leave now. All the kids just get on that. It is still uncomfortable and they must know the visitors are trying to help us. Your grandpa Stryver had a little bit of grandpa's medicine. The scar tissue is, it is a factor in my everyday life. I talked to Dr. Henson and he said to me, the scar tissue is, it is getting thicker.

Okay. Okay, so it's just you and me now. Nobody else is in the room. The discomfort I feel in my rectum is tentamount. And I actually have to go because this is disgusting. I was raped in the Starcraft. Okay, we're leaving now. Two prongs in and out. I did not give consent. Welcome to the show everyone. That's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben Kissel with us all the way from Atlanta. Oh my goodness.

Whitley Stryver, please, can someone get me a doughnut pillow? Sounds like an idiot. I am sitting on what seems to be a lit big lighter that is just the mass of nerves that have grown into the scar tissue. Yeah, kind of fused to there, huh? Oh, that is in my rectum from being raped by Grace. Raped by the Grace. You would say that you do have a burning in your rectum. Rectum? I also said for how many times Whitley Stryver says that he hates to admit the fact or has now come to terms with the fact that he was raped by the aliens.

Right. He loves to talk about it. Oh, he does not stop talking about it. And today we're not going to stop talking about alien human hybrids. Well, there is a, I was hoping that maybe we could play Sharers Halfbreed to open the show. Oh, that would be nice. I understand there are rights issues. What's the Halfbreed, though? Is the alien the Halfbreed or is the human the Halfbreed?

See, and when you said can we start the show with Sharers Halfbreed, I thought you were saying no Chas Bono jokes. No Chas Bono jokes? What are you talking about? Chas is a full breed. She's a different kind of breed, but she's a full one of whatever she is. It wouldn't be a show. If there were no Chas Bono jokes. I agree.

I love a tomato shaped man previously woman. I mean, I just feel like it's very bizarre that Chas Bono hates your career so much, Mr. Zabrowski, that she transformed himself into a he to fight for all your roles. You guys are going out for the same parts. Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Are you talking about dinner roles or acting roles? Both roles. Both kind of roles.

Cinnamon roles. Cinnamon roles, dinner roles. So we are talking about alien human hybrids today. Yeah. Now, basically this whole episode sort of comes, and I will say yes, I am broadcasting live from Atlanta right now, and it is warm. Everything going okay in Atlanta though? Things are great.

Things are really good. People are attractive. Say hello to V Kelly, who's a listener, who does makeup on me and washes my bare body. Oh my. Say hello. Apologize. Apologize to this poor woman. I am supposed to be nude for the next three days, painted entirely red with a Maxim model,

who was not impressed to meet me. Interesting. Well, her career is going just right. Well, it's just she's going to have some stories for her friends. It's still happening. That's all that matters. Yeah. So alien human hybrids.

Well, basically what this is, so we've covered a lot about aliens, you know, and just sort of kind of identifying various agendas. I think we have finally found the bedrock agenda. Okay. The cornerstone. And why do you say that? Because, so it really depends on which way you want to take their agenda positively or negatively, or they like to say realistically. And negative is realistic.

They say they're either realists or positives. Oh, okay. Yeah. And of course, the realists and the positives do not get along. Absolutely not. Because positives is a very sarcastic title. Right. Yeah.

Because basically what we're saying here is that what we have now come to believe that a part of 60 to 90 percent of the alien agenda is to merge human beings with alien DNA and create a hybrid race that will infiltrate human populations without us fucking knowing about it, except for the fact that they look like green Asians. I do feel like there's a lot of this has misplaced. I think there's a lot of misplaced racism. I don't know if it's misplaced. I think they put it in there very much on purpose. A lot of these bloggers.

No, because my girlfriend has got them Asian eyes because her Jewish people were raped by the Mongolians a long time ago. That happens. So people are born with Asian eyes all the time because of how many times Asians they raped whole villages of people. So you're either the Mongolian Jewish hybrid is sort of on par with the human alien hybrid. Human alien hybrid. I think a lot of times people see what they believe to be human alien hybrid and what they're seeing is a IT worker at their work. Or they're seeing a man at the Chinese food restaurant. A real stone. I mean, Mongolian DNA does show up in this episode.

In fact, we can bring it up right now. There was a hair found on an abductee who says that he was abducted by an alien human hybrid. Because of course, sometimes alien human hybrids are given permission to conduct an abduction scenario all on their own. It's like getting the keys to the car. Right. It's very fun. And they found this hair and they did a test on the hair and they found that although this hair was completely blonde, almost see-through, they did find traces of a very rare Mongolian DNA.

I'm also going to say, if you're looking for Mongolian DNA, you may find it. You know what I mean? You're creating it in your brain. Maybe it was an old Mongolian. Maybe the guy just said old. I just wanted to know, the guy that they found the Mongolian hair on, was he making up an excuse to his manager at Walgreens for being late? That's what I want to know. You don't believe what happened to me.

I was out, yeah, I know. I like egg rolls. I was at the Golden Road restaurant down the street. I got to say, that plum alien with the walk back there, he raped me good. So I had to be 15 minutes late to my shining job, where I run the rod and shiner down here at the children's toy department of Walmart. Yeah, no, actually that's not a position here, sir. You're just grabbing at the boys feet. Get out of here.

They're scoffing at my floors. So let's start from the very beginning. We have David M Jacobs. He is the head of the International Center for Abduction Research, here, henceforth known as... It's in his living room. I am the head. I'm also the local custodian. I am also the lead chef, and I am also my own secretary.

I'm the only one who works here. Well, in his 1998 book The Threat, Secret Alien Agenda, he suggests that humans are victims of a widespread program of physiological exploitation with breeding and hybridization being the center of the program. Now, Jacobs and Whitley Strieber are both representatives of the two different groups of thought here. Nerds and realists and posities. Oh, I'm sorry. Not nerds and realists and posities. You mean thin nerds and fat nerds. Yes, of course.

Of course, Jacobs himself is very much in the realist set. He defines his view of the phenomenon as, quote, a complex and systematic program of the production of hybrids for an eventual integration into human society. Now, he also, he kind of spins this whole thing where he says that the positives demand nothing less than a revision of the concept of reality. He's very biased. Nothing less than a revision of the concept of reality? Nothing less than that? Isn't that everything? That's what he says, right? So, but the realists are saying that the aliens are infiltrating us using human hybrids in order to fully take over us.

Yes. But the positives says that they have to readjust their whole fucking view of reality, believe that they are doing it for a positive reason. They believe that aliens are trying to bond with us to help open up our consciousness. Right. The grays and slash reptilians are part of a dying race that cannot biologically reproduce, so they use us as conduits. And I will say this for all of our listeners out there, if you just want to copy and paste everything that Henry just said, memorize it. Next time you're a burning man, you will get laid. Tell somebody who is tripping nuts on acid that that is a reality, that that is a truth, and I guarantee you one blowjob.

Because all you gotta, we hear several stories, Whitley Streeper says two words, it just seems like Whitley Streeper was telling one story about a woman came to him and wrote him a letter and was just being like, I was on vacation with my husband in South America. An alien came to me in our tent and told me he had to sleep with me so that I can have his baby and save his race. And I did that because I knew it was my galactic duty. And they got divorced quickly afterwards and I don't know why. They did. Well this husband wasn't willing to save the universe apparently. Well the realists, they say that the ultimate goal of these aliens is to assimilate us into a fascist empire and parasitically explode us for their biological, etheric and physical resources.

And through covert manipulation and hyper-dimensional tricks that utilize time travel, time travel, they've secretly manipulated and exploded humanity in every way conceivable for tens of thousands of years. Now Henry, could you- So they want to treat us the way that the Russians treat monkeys during their space program. They just want to like, just send us through, yeah. They also believe that this is helped by a secret government organization that also made the Nazi party as a dry run. The Nazi party was a dry run that didn't work. You know, I'm just gonna say that's offensive to the six million dead Jewish individuals. Oh don't worry, that was a dry run.

How hard your grandfather worked taking those people, the fake slippers and the robes. Henry, just because you're not here for me to choke you real good. Henry, I gotta tell ya, I made a birthday promise to Ben for his birthday. I would not yell at him. I would not make any references to him being a Nazi and I would yell at anyone who did. I'm not a Nazi. So, you're on notice Henry. What date is the month run out?

July 21st. July 21st, so August 21st. I'll just write them all on my Nazi journal. That's your point. Yeah, good lord. And they say that this secret government, their part by the way is part of an occult technocracy. You know how those are. Of course.

It's very difficult to get into great healthcare. Yeah, I didn't know that. They say that these people are put in place as kind of herders to put people in the mindset where they will willingly accept the alien, the alien human hybrids as their natural leaders. Is this where the term sheeple comes from? I mean, sheep people. I mean, sheeple definitely has something to do with it. If you're not taking this seriously right now, then you can definitely put yourself into the fucking realm of the sheeple.

Yeah, why don't you go and fucking go live in a barn, you dumb sheeple. Yeah. With all your resources for humans, we're living in a big house. I got a bathtub and I got a TV and I got a PlayStation. And that's because I don't live like a sheep. Absolutely. And not only, they're also set in the groundwork also in terms of physical beauty because human alien hybrids, they look a little weird. But what they're actually doing in the media is that they are putting forth standards of physical beauty that go more towards these alien human hybrids. Closer to, yeah, because we're just watching.

Very interesting. Yes. You know what I'm thinking now is there's a television show. It's called The New Girl, The Star of the New Girl, Zooey Deschanel. Yeah. What's in a zoo? Sheep. Zooey.

Terrible name. And also, they've been trying to tell us she's attractive for a decade. She's attractive. Exactly. You are part of the problem, Marcus. And the exact emphasis, the typical physical beauty attributes of the hybrid is low forehead, small chin, triangular face, large eyes, and slim and drudgenous bodies. Obviously, the person that hates this is fat. You know the person who loves this?

So, Katie Lang. Katie Lang. You just described her. That's what she looks like. Well, I'd say this hybrid fucking beauty regime isn't working on me because I like someone with meat on the sides. Yeah. So again, another way, I'm free. Other people are slaves.

Yeah. Well, I think you like the girls that'll talk to you. All you got to do is lower your standards and you get more popular. Yeah. You know, I think that that needs to, you know, scroll this motivational speech. There needs to be a motivational speech giver that just tells you to stop trying. Just get used to the dog shit. Yeah.

Your whole life is. You know what I mean? Just begin to like the dog shit. Don't try to better yourself. Just get comfortable with being a failure. No, Ben. We're starting to sound like secret government technocrats right now. Oh, I'm sorry.

You begin to join each other's minds. So, so what I love about this, this has got one of the most intricate conspiracy thoughts I've ever had that I've ever read about in this thing. So the idea is that the secret government exists, right? And they are made up of humans and also alien hybrids that have been placed in there for a long time for no reason. They could have showed. I mean, they could just show up on a gigantic ship. Yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.

They have rules. They have rules. They don't want to subvert us in a physical manner. They want us to accept them as our overlords. And I also love the idea that they use covert manipulation and hyperdimensional tricks. Yes. Hyperdimensional tricks. Can we get an example of what a hyperdimensional trick might be?

I think it was the shit showing up in Holden's shower. Very interesting game you're playing. We were talking about this, so Whitley Streeper was also talking, I'm only talking a lot about Whitley Streeper today because he's the funniest dickhead, poor rape victim I've ever heard. But he talks about hyperdimensional tricks as there was a dire wolf that was discovered in France like 20 years ago. Now dire wolves have been extinct for like thousands of years. And it was found and killed because it was like murdering a bunch of cows and various pastures. And his thought is that this thing came from these aliens are multi-dimensional, time-traveling people. They're four dimensions, right?

They're outside of our temporal reality. They can slide in and out of things like I slide in and out of a fucking $100 bathing suit. Well, I've got some bad news for you guys right now. I can't deal with that. The hybrid breeding program is virtually finished. What do you mean? It's virtually finished. They live among us.

In fact, we covered them on an earlier episode. We didn't have this information at the time when we did the episode. But now we know. Don't even say it. Hybrids are indigo children. I hate indigo children. According to Bibliotechal Pleiades, our favorite source of information. Yes.

Not all indigo children are hybrids, but some of the 65 to 75% of the indigo children are hybrids. The other 25% are children of parents who want to have a vlog. And they want to do a mom blog, a blog. Yes, children of parents with web series. That's it. And they say that the ones that successfully follow with their intended programming, or also somewhat like indigo children, act like little psychopaths, have contempt for humans,

and possess acute intellectual and psychic powers to support their ambitions. But I thought they were supposed to be here to help us. Well, I mean, that's not a real. Yeah, this is the realest view, Ben. Oh, okay. Yeah. And they say that a lot of people in power, a lot of the higher ups, a lot of people that are musicians that, you know, have a lot.

Danny Glover is one. A knife for a fucking fact. The guy who made Wendy's, Dave Thomas, he was one. He got fucking shot in the head like he needed to be. Well, I think he died of old age. He was 88 years old, I think. Well, the aliens definitely are subversive in what they're doing here. Well, because the idea is that the real, like, so what they're supposed to be doing is,

is that they get it in a government, and so the main difference between normal humans and alien hybrids is that they're like 50 times more psychic. So the idea is that getting them in highly influential places will allow them to sort of broadcast their psychic antennas to help push the New World Order gray regime and make us all fucking puppets of the government. Well, as we saw in our Waco episode,

Schmuck Schumer was a real toad. Yeah. Up there when he was interviewing everybody when it came to Waco. Is that possible? He's an alien human hybrid. And this was the beginning of the NWO coming right here to our two stateside. No, hell no. He's not a hybrid.

He's a shill. He's a shill. He's one of the people that's working for him. He licks the boot of the hybrid. Whoa. He's getting cozy for a hybrid. Whoa. The real hybrid is Barack Obama and Rosie O'Donnell.

Rosie? Rosie O'Donnell coming back to the view, and she's coming back to the view, and guess what? Just in time to roll out the fucking hybrid regime. Now the fucking breeding program is virtually finished. I thought hybrids were supposed to be thin. I mean, they don't get much larger than Rosie.

No. I mean, there are a lot of times they're thin, but then think of, I mean. There's some outliers there, huh? I think it's, I think she's wearing a suit. It's possible. Yeah. She's wearing a fat suit.

Yeah. All to throw them up, because they're all, they're definitely all about deception. In fact, when they kidnap some of these people and put them into the breeding program, they like to tell them this lie. They like to show them footage of the entire world going to shit.

They like to show forest fires and riots and buildings on fire, and they tell them, listen, we're here to save you from this. We don't want this to happen to you. And then they'll show. You're carrying the future. Yes, you're carrying the future. And there was one example I also read too,

where it's like, you hear this, you see this very, it's very often. Like honestly, that's why it's like, you know, we always talk about it. It seems like most of these people have just been like horribly molested and they, you know, you turn Uncle Terry into a fucking alien, right? Sure.

But you see, there's sort of always a sexual situation. And oftentimes, an uptick to you will walk into a room and then Gray will be like, this is your son. And it's like, you know, a little Asian looking kid and he's got big, almond eyes, maybe also, maybe look kind of like a Native Americanie. And they're like, breasts feed it. They go like, feed your breasts.

Even though they don't have any milk up in them, they like have to just make the action of breastfeeding the child. And the aliens are like, good, very good. Yeah. But no milk's coming. That'd be a bad day to be on the old anal probe duty when they did get Rosie O'Donnell up there.

That's a rough day. Yeah, yeah. Put it in there. I've been eating a lot of bad food. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. I had some chili verde for lunch and a hot dog for dinner before.

Yeah. Well, this is part of their entire, this is all a part of their tactic here by kind of doing the switcheroo on people. Like after they show all the scenes of destruction, they'll show happy hybrids strolling in a peaceful setting. They'll show these hybrid people. It's like, this is what Earth can be like if you help us.

And they also ask them to do some other tasks for them in the interest of helping the hybrids to give us the planet that we deserve. A lot of masturbation. Yeah? A lot of masturbation. Masturbation can save the planet Earth. Is that what you're telling me?

Mm-hmm. They say that this one woman, she said Terry... Or it's you and the opposite. It says this one woman, Terry Matthews, she said that she helped obtain sperm from four men lying on tables. She said that she held her hands in a certain position on their genitals while an alien...

Certain position means like a fucking grippy tube. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But she held onto the dick in a certain position while the alien stared into the men's eyes. I'll tell you, I could send Terry an alien to my fucking hotel room.

I've been alone for a long time. Well, it sounds like somebody just ordered a masseuse. You know, that's really four tables, a couple of guys, somebody rubbing on you. And then one person's job is to go and squeeze you good. And another woman, Pan Martin, she said with an alien at her side she floated through the window

into a neighbor's home and at the alien's direction masturbated a sleeping man who had been switched off. She drugged a guy and then she broke into his house and jerked him off. Is that what happened? It seems like it's a victimless crime.

Can we stop prosecuting these people? I agree. So this is my question. When she harvests the sperm, when she jerks him off, where does the semen go? Like does it just shoot all over her wrist and then the alien comes and suck it up with a tube?

I think she's got a mouth it. I think that's the only place to go. You must swallow, Pam. You must swallow. Oh, gross. I don't want to swallow it. Oh, it tastes like chalk. Yes, it is terrible human sperm. Now please play with my shapeless mound.

Not stuff. Yeah. Weird thing is about when they send the women to get the sperm, they make them wear special clothing. A skin-tied blue uniform. Oh, they make them wear a sluts clothing? Yeah, like a porn stars clothing. Yeah, it just sounds like the sexy women in Star Trek

that Captain Kirk used to make out with. Oh, yeah, that was hot stuff. Yes, they just dress them like a prostitute and they go and jerk these guys off. Yeah, and they tell them, you know, like later when we come, when we actually come to take over the earth, or at least it's more like to take the earth off of your hands.

They tell them that they will have a special job, that they will have all, everyone else is going to be running around, freaking out, not knowing what to do, but you will be part of the herders. We will call you the galactic dick sucker? Is that hard to hear? We'll come up with a better name.

That's great though. Yeah, I want to be on one of those. So they also, in addition to all of this, they also make them operate special devices. They tell them like you will have this special knowledge for you to operate this equipment. No one else knows how to do this. It's because the reason why,

because this is also how people then will find out that they were a hybrid in the first place. They will be asked to do some really complicated procedure on a spaceship and then they're like, I can do it perfectly and it's because they have already been doused. So they're, I just feel like it's a couple of methodics just teaching another methodic how to drive a stick shift.

I think there's a part of that to this. Also, what I do love is Whitley Streeper, when he was talking about his experience of, he was like, so the alien and they put me on a device. That was a sort of, it was an electric wand that they placed. He was on one of those horse dildo machine things. Where you just go back and forth. I did not give my consent.

They placed it into my anus and I spontaneously ejaculated. And I did not give my consent. Right. Whitley, is it possible you're just a closeted homosexual who doesn't want to admit his own orientation and this is an excuse for you to continue to have anal sex on a regular basis? They told me, they gave me a pre-hypnotic suggestion

that I would like the ridge of the electric wand when it was placed inside of me. But I did not give my consent. We just, I need to make it to my daughter's recital. Whitley, at any point, any point during this procedure did you scream, more, more, more, yeah, I love it, more. What I can remember was is I had four pina coladas

with my captors and we watched the Elaine Stritch documentary and I did not give my consent to the actions after the delightful Elaine Stritch documentary. I feel like that in itself is sort of the old go ahead to poke around the brown eye when you watched the Elaine. Apparently I had signed a social contract with them. I agree, the Elaine Stritch, watching that documentary with any group of men,

you can have sex with all those guys as soon as it's done. Not a problem. Well, back to the hybrids. Women who say they are impregnated with the hybrids, these parents, they say that the children have been, quote, altered. Children sometimes say that even though they were born from their mother's womb, they, quote, know they do not belong in their family. And some abductees can point to so many significant differences

between them and their siblings, parents, and other relatives, that one can easily see how they would question their genetic link. Sure, sure. It's just sounding like goth kids. Yeah, it does sound like that. I mean, that's kind of a fun thing that I never got to do, or Henry, even you, because you and Jackie, your family kind of looks the same, Marcus,

your family looks, I mean, you're a little bit skinnier than most of your people in your family. Well, they work out a lot. Yeah, and then I'm tall, so I definitely have to be part of my family, but yeah, it would be great if you were just like, like what if you were like my size, Henry? Six foot seven and just buff, you know? I would, but then I would just view myself as like the chosen one.

I was born to be, I was technically born to be king, where someone like I'd say a holder, McNeely, could be an example of a hybrid, but more of if they have some sort of zoo in space, where they let giant slugs fuck Holden's mother. Oh, I see, so perhaps a larger, so it's not always to advance, advance the intelligence,

but more sometimes the intelligent people need someone to laugh at and poke with a stick. I also feel that these aliens kind of give sort of player excuses about stuff like this, where it's just like, you know, the alien, so what Pam Martin was talking about, like basically they took, they gave her a baby, they took out the baby, like somehow without surgery, out of her womb, and then put it back in,

and then took it back out again. And basically, every time they do something, the aliens are like all vague about the dates, and they're mostly just being like how like the change was going to come, like very soon, very soon. And it's, you know, a couple years from now, just lay down and let Zags are, he's going to finger you a little bit, but it's going to change is going to be amazing.

They say anytime between the next five years, or the next two generations. Oh, okay, so that was in 1997. Yeah, that was in 1997. So we'll have to wait a couple of generations then. I think maybe we're like halfway through the first generation. Okay, good, we're almost there, that's not bad. So what happened with this woman then?

So the baby was in and out of her, and then back in her, and then she birthed the thing. And she went back to go working at the Joanne fabrics, where they picked her up from. Yeah, I just feel like the kid probably feels kind of strange, because his mother thinks he's an alien. Yeah, that's probably, they don't really mention that. Yeah, that's got to hurt Christmas.

It's got to, I just feel like every other kid was, you know, eating spaghetti with a knife and fork, and he just had a straw. You know, his mother always just left a plate of spaghetti and a straw next to the plate. Never a knife and fork. Well, let's get into the... He's constantly telling him he's an alien.

Yeah, it just must be weird for the kid. Well, let's get into the act of producing hybrids, how they actually produce hybrids. In a sexual way. How they do it sexually? Well, just generally how they do it. Yeah, I want to know. First of all, before you are able to merge two people together,

merge the human and merge the alien together. You have to go to match.com. The genetics must match soul profiles. Now, if you look up the term soul profile, you get three more episodes of the last podcast on the left. Oh, that's, it sounds like a bad Christian band. Ladies and gentlemen, we're soul profile, and we're here to rock you the way that Jesus would like to rock you.

Gently. Soul profile is basically this idea that there are two types of people in this world. There are genuine humans, and there are organic portals, right? And there are people that are empty husks that aliens can shoot their souls into. And what this is a part of is the matrix control system.

Now, the matrix control system is a fourth dimensional, let's say organic internet that we're all a part of. And the thing is, is that if you get too smart in the matrix control system, aliens come and they make you a target individual. And this is how it's connected to gangstocking, is that gangstock, people that are suffering from gangstocking are actually highly developed geniuses

that have beaten the alien security measures. And they, the aliens... The last gangstocking story we talked about, though, on our gangstocking episode, the woman was on the bus. Yes. No one smart takes the bus. But maybe she was hiding in plain sight. Maybe.

That's what I say about everything. But the ways we found out that the targeted individuals are gangstocked by people that are open portal peoples that aliens put malevolent, like, suggestions into, and they do shit at them, like, move their furniture around. There's a lot of reading to be done. About 20 minutes before the episode, I found this 45-page long thing called the Human Simulacra.

Yeah. Which is about how the fair are fake people. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, he sent me this email with this shit in there. It was like, well, hey, the whole game's changed now. Yeah. Like, motherfucker, we're recording in 20 minutes.

Right. It's 45 pages of true nonsense that's going to take me a long time to get through. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, Henry, everything that you send me, I have to read, like, two or three times to fully digest. I'm having a problem just doing this right now.

Yeah. No, it's very interesting, though. Organic portals. Can you make yourself an organic portal? If you want to become one, if you want the aliens to speak to you, is there anything that you can do? I think you just need to move to Los Angeles. That's it.

That's it. Okay. All right, so, so, so now producing hybrids, basically, so they have to, so, so profiles we'll get into it some other time. Yeah. Basically, you have to work out a bunch of shit in order to make a soul profile. That is why it's so, it's difficult. Right.

But you've been doing it for a long time, basically by collecting eggs and semen and kind of mashing them together, right? Yeah. And people with specific bloodlines are more apt to take the alien human hybrid than others. Which also explains why abduction phenomena happens over, like, families. Yeah. Like, a whole family line will be abducted at the same time.

So this is, so it is, you're genetically predisposed to be a better organic portal or not. Yeah. And some people are, could be products of earlier hybridization processes. So these people, as they go through time, they still carry that imprint. So the eggs and sperm that they take from them are much more useful. Now let's get into the whys of this. And this is, of course, this goes into more of the positives realm.

This woman, Allison Reed, she was abducted. And while she was abducted over a period of four and a half days, an alien escort took her to a museum room where she saw many life-sized holograms of several different beings. And each of the hologram had a flaw of some sort. The first one had alien features with black eyes and a thin body. So we're looking at kind of the blooper reel here. Yes. Yeah.

It had a distended stomach with boils protruding from it. Now this just wasn't one of these blood diamond kids, right? No, no, no, no, no. The next one looked more human. He had blonde hair and human-like eyes, but no genitals in his skin. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. That's like getting an apple without a stem on it.

It's like when you put together an IKEA bookshelf, but you still got a couple of screws and nails in your hand. You're like, where are these supposed to go? And the alien was just like, I got those dickin' balls in my... God damn it! Well, Allison Reed described this guy as having extremely pale skin, and she said that he was quote, borderline albino. Allison, will you please bring me some sunscreen?

I'm having problems with the fluorescence. Yeah. So he was, so that's mistake number two. Mm-hmm. And the final hologram was a group of smaller beings about five feet tall. They were also very white, and Allison received the impression that they were quote, mentally weak or something. Interesting.

And then, of course, the two-pot hologram. We have a bunch of corkeys. What? Yeah, so they accidentally made like a litter of corkeys. A litter of corkeys. Geese, corgees or corkeys? Corkeys, from Life Goes On. Ah, downies.

Down syndrome. No, you call a pack of down syndrome kids a mustard. I've heard that. Well, Allison's escort, he said that these were all failed attempts at previous, or they were attempts at hybridizations that have failed. None of these people can reproduce. They described it as when you breed a horse with a donkey, you get a mule. A mule, yeah.

And a mule cannot reproduce. When you get a, when you breed a horse with a rabbit, you get dead rabbit. Yeah. So these are just a bunch of, yeah, exactly. But yeah, because what they say here is true, they talk about how the greys are a part, they are biomechanical entities. Mm-hmm. They're not actually like, what they have is they're bosses.

They're the tall whites, which are the real aliens, and then they have the bug-like greys that are the really real aliens. And they're the mean aliens, right? They're the mean ones, yeah. Well, also along with the reptilians. They're all mean. Yeah. Because you're, I mean, Pleiadians are lame.

They're not helping anybody. You can't just shoot good vibes at these people. They're raping willy-strippers all over the country. Well, I mean, it doesn't seem like Willie's getting raped. I think he's, you know, he's getting sucked up in these spaceships but first. Well, he's ready to go. He's got to wear an underwear after the first three times. So, exactly.

Because he was waiting to get picked up any time it was convened. Yeah, I'm sure he's always stretching it, making sure it's ready. Well, the greys can also be said to be suits because a lot of these aliens live in the 4D dimension. The fourth dimension. We live in the third- Yeah, and which is part of the reason why they're doing the hybrid program. Yeah. What's one of the main differences between the third and the fourth dimensions?

Is a shoneys called like a boneys or something? Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. No, it's because in order for them to appear to us, it takes a lot of spiritual and psychic energy. And so in order for them to be physical, they need to concentrate rear-hard kind of like when I'm taking a shit after getting back from Wisconsin. Right. They are, they are, it's very tiring for them.

So they have to rape us and make new like combos of us that are easier to hang around in a third-dimensional world. So you're equating, making alien-human hybrids to taking a cheese dump? Yeah. I gotta go pop a hybrid. I gotta go force a hybrid. But it's difficult just taking a cheese turd, huh? Well, the reptilians are at a disadvantage. Are a lot of these other species that are attempting this hybridization process.

I thought the reptilians were, I thought they were very powerful. Well, they are very powerful. But not when it comes to this. Not when it comes to this because. Ben, by now we know, we know who the most powerful alien is by whatever website we're going to. If it's David Ike's website, then if it's unknown country, then it's reptilians. If it's Billy Tecliades, it's the Grays. Exactly.

And so they say that the reptilians cannot exist in 3D space in their most powerful form. It cannot exist in there for very long. So they cannot have a direct effect on humanity's free will, which is very strong. This is our biggest strength. So, I feel like if they want to have more effect on humans' wills, they need to start making some viral videos for YouTube. I agree. YouTube's big right now.

Weird Al did a great job. What they need to do is put eight song parodies out in a row, and they can get the number one album. I don't even know what that means. Weird Al makes parodies. What greater parody is there than a human alien hybrid? Oh, Weird Al is a shill. You think so?

Weird Al is a shill. His new video is foil. Foil? Disinformation. It's good stuff. He's pandering. What he's done with... He is doing it.

He is a part of the problem. He is making it so we look crazy. We wear the crazy ones. Well, I thought it was... I did like that one song about punctuation, though. Yeah, word crimes is really funny. He's gonna help out a lot of kids when they have their spelling classes and things like that. I will also say he's not wearing fucking glasses anymore.

That seems to me pretty suspicious. It seems like he got a body upgrade from a gray fuck machine. Could have been lasik. Could have been lasik or it could have been a gray fuck machine. Tough to say. I'm going gray fuck machine. I would, too. So you may be asking yourself right now,

what is the soul nature of these hybrids? That's all I ever ask. So in case you didn't know, our DNA is the interface mechanism between the non-physical soul and the physical body. Also a great line at Burning Man. Yes. Non-physical. What is it?

The non-physical? The non... It is the interface mechanism. Interface. Between the non-physical soul and the physical body. DNA. Our DNA. Watch Tim Crick.

I see that. That makes sense. I get that. Because Crick came out and said, there was a long time ago, Crick, when he was first discovering DNA, he said that he could not believe that DNA was not engineered. He was a part of the first group that were saying that we were seeded here by somebody else, and that's why we all share.

Every entity on Earth shares the same DNA structure, and it didn't branch off to like... Because what they say is, you know, DNA could also... We're carbon-based, but DNA could also be phosphorus-based. It could be something else-based. And so, you know, this is why we got this shit. We got this shit.

It is interesting because it's very religious. This is very much creationism. But instead of a big white bearded drunken guy in the sky, it's more of a reptilian tall gray type situation. I mean, you know, tomato-tomato. Tomato-tomato. I mean, I would rather have a gray... I'd rather believe in the tall grays.

The tall whites and the grays than just some dude who would send a sweaty old fella down here to get hung on a cross. I would much rather get jerked off by an alien than a priest. I agree with that. Well, aliens seem to have a little age standard. You know, you don't see a lot of kids going... You don't hear a lot of kids telling these stories. I mean, kids definitely don't tell stories of being raped or being, you know,

or being experimented on, but they do tell stories of being abducted and having... Well, what they do, what these people do, what the aliens do is sometimes they abduct children and force them to play with hybrid children in order to make the hybrid children more likely to blend in once they are actually put on earth. That's all that we do anyway.

That's where it's very intense, because the idea is that they want them... So, again, the realists are saying that they want it to appear that there has been no takeover, but the takeover has happened. It's completely camouflaged. That, like, all of a sudden, 60% of humankind is hybrids and nobody knows that they're hybrids until they turn on the switch. The aliens come in, kill the secret government that's been setting up the whole thing,

and then redo the whole thing, and we just become a fucking negative vibe farm for Grace. Yeah, absolutely. So they're just feeding off our negative vibes, our bad feelings? Yeah, yeah. So this explains the grunge movement of the early 90s? Yes. Yeah.

I mean, there's no evidence that Kurt Cobain was a reptilian. Well, certainly an indigo child, Kurt Cobain, by definition. I mean, I did watch a video the other day that definitely maintained that Kurt Cobain was a reptilian. I mean, along with Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton... There's no evidence to show that he wasn't not, not, not, not a reptilian. And, of course, he took the easy way out, so we'll never know. We'll never know.

And I'd like to take a look at those fucking brains. I would. I'm hiding those brains somewhere, because I want to see if it's a Nguana's brain. Oh, the military. You mentioned the military earlier in the secret government. They're definitely plugged into this entire thing. MKUltra definitely plugs into this. There are, a lot of people say that when they're abducted by the military,

they use a lot of the same techniques that the Grays use. A lot of military abductees are tortured via electroshock to create split personalities and install self-destructive sleeper assassins or sexual slaves through mind programming. Right. Their use in the Nazi party because the aliens were the ones that helped set up the Nazi party as a dry run for the final New World Order. Absolutely. So that makes sense now as well, air fucking tight.

Yeah, no wiggle room for discussion with that. Yeah, that's just a fact. And of course, the military is also involved in the assimilation process that we described earlier. And there was a woman by the name of, let's see, what was her name, Henry? Wanda Sykes. Is it Wanda Sykes? The comedian. Wanda Sykes.

You talking about Rachel Nadine? I'm talking about Rachel Nadine, but the name of the woman who wrote the book, it was written by a woman named Helen Latrell, and what was the other name, Henry? Jean Biladou. Jean Biladou. Yeah, which is French for big butt. Oh, I like that. Oh, I love that girl's Biladou.

So they wrote a book called Rachel's Eyes, in which they claim that Helen's daughter, Marissa, received- Who went blind from diabetes, which I had never heard before. I didn't know you could go blind. Yeah, they just lost a foot or lost a hand or something. I know the eyes were up for grabs too. You can definitely go blind from diabetes. Oh, my.

She was technically blind, but her sight did fluctuate quite a bit. It was kind of in and out. Oh, it's a little convenient. A little convenient. You just ate dinner and you could see everything, but now he asked you to clean up and you're blind all of a sudden. I'm blind. Okay.

So you know what you should do is every once in a while, if someone claims to be blind, the best thing to do with them is sack them on the head, right? Put a sack on the head, drive them out and put them out in the woods, right, with a map. If they cut back on a day, they're not blind. Well, that's not necessarily true, though, because when one sense goes, the other one's increased, so maybe he could make a map in his brain. So he could press the map up to his fucking ears? No, he can't hear a map unless it's yelling real loud, but maybe he could make a mental

brain image. I'm just saying we can't trust blind people because a lot of times they're lying and they're wearing sunglasses, which makes you secretive. Let's get on with the rest of the story. I don't disagree with that. So Helen claims that an unusual roommate named Rachel Nadian showed up one day. She was accompanied by her, quote, unquote, father, United States Air Force Colonel Harry, quote, Harry Nadine.

Again, we have to use a lot of quotes in this. A lot of quotes. There was a connection to this to a UK hacker that came out, a man named Gary McKinnon, who is an ugly motherfucker, who found this list, he says, of a series of colonels and sergeants that he believed were a part of. He broke into the space program database, and he's serving seven years in jail in America right now. Seventy years?

Seventy years. They threw the book at him. And so he basically said he found this list of a bunch of guys that were involved with the super secret space program. And maybe if we ever got a whole list, Harry Nadine's name could be on the list. It could be, because it said that Harry, well, Harry actually told Helen Latrell and Marissa, her daughter, that he had worked since 1956 at the Four Corners Underground Facility south of Eli, Nevada.

And it said that this is long been associated with secretly housing live extraterrestrials and also people who are trying to reverse engineer extraterrestrial craft and technologies. And what years was he there? For being a highly classified underground facility. Yeah, he was there from 1956 up until recently, yeah. And for being a highly classified underground facility, he really dropped the directions on them pretty fast. Yeah, it definitely did.

Yes, Four Corners, which is a connection point en route to the northern edge of Area 51, Grand Groom Lake off of Nellis Air Force Base in Nevada, but you know, I'm not supposed to talk about it. I'm not supposed to tell you about that one. Yeah, fucking loose links sink ships, Colonel. Fucking keep your mouth shut. Loose lips. He said that Colonel Nadian said that he he worked in what he called a humanization program

where these alien human hybrids were taught how to fit in the modern human Earth society. And Rachel was one of those alien hybrids and it is alleged that she came from Zeta reticuli one about 39 light years from Earth in a binary star system. This is the real immigration problem facing America. This is the problem coming here taking our spots at college. Now it also is very it's very convenient that Marissa was blind as to how Rachel apparently looked. Mm hmm.

Yeah, she a nasty looking woman. Well she wore sunglasses and scarves and a babushka and a full body suit. Yeah, she had a special diet which worked with Marissa because Marissa also had a special diet because she was blindly diabetic. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, Rachel pronounced every word individually. Hello Marissa.

Hello Marissa. I am Rachel. I am a can say alien. I am a girl. Maybe aliens talked like Stephen Hawkins and she just learned everything she knew from them. Well Rachel said that she had grown up on a military base where there were no other children so that's why she was kind of weird with shit because she wasn't surrounded by kids

at a young age. But she also said that she would eat nothing but this special liquid but she would also like she would she was really clumsy and she was always like you know like tripping over stuff and stuff. So she was kind of Zoe Deschanelli and it seems that she was a little nerdy a little too nerdy to get a boyfriend and we learned this way we're trying we're being forced to find that attractive. Right.

Horkiness. Yeah. Horkiness or just glitches in the system. Talking about that food that she ate it said that it looked like warmed over frozen spinach and she only ate that and she warmed over and she only drank a special liquid. Yes. Warmed over frozen spinach. Oh she's never had a cheese turd in her life.

Never a cheese dump coming out of this woman and I'll tell you maybe it was just fucking spinach. It could it sounds like spinach. It could have just been drinking spinach all the time but however Rachel said Rachel did tell Marissa that she should never ever ever eat the special food. She said never eat my food. Never eat my food. Yeah.

You match net as your roommate. You're blind first of all. So who knows whose food you're eating. Right. And you get yelled at by your very strange roommate that just never touched my fucking food. All right. I mean if you're blind though don't you like texture isn't that important when it comes

down to a food. I mean who wants to eat wet. I know they can taste but she's just grabbing at a bunch of wet greens. It's disgusting. Her whole day spent is spent in panic. You've been around blind people they just go like where am I where am I. I think they're a little bit they're a little bit more comfortable than that. They're just chilled out people are these shoes and they're just like where they're

just wearing like like two like drawers that they pulled out of the cabinet they're wearing those on their feet. They got like ham sheets on their head being like I got I have this new hat on is it beautiful it smells like ham. Well one day Helen who wrote the book she goes over to visit her daughter Rachel comes inside very quickly says that she forgot something for class. She comes running back down the stairs and she's very clumsy. So she trips and Helen said that she reached out and grabbed her arm to try to steadier

and she said that as she grabbed her arm the sleeve of her jumpsuits slipped up and Helen grabbed the arm and she said it didn't feel like real skin said it was very cool which was strange because it was very hot that evening and she said that there was no bones in her arm just squishy like a stretch arm strong like yes real squishy like she said it was mushroom like and it wasn't firm does that make anybody else hard hard yes yeah rock hard yeah I'm I don't know I want no but I want to fucking stretch arm strong woman yeah so the aliens forgot to put bones in her yeah well yeah there was a bit of a bugaboo with the bones in her they should have thought about that.

Some alien human hybrids are they have more of an exoskeleton than an endoskeleton okay you know they're more like bugs than they are like humans they're not all the way human it sounds like she's probably what you call a hybrid three see hybrid one that's just a that's what they call like just the joining of the genetic material sure hybrid twos are sterile but they look very alien and they cannot pass most people can't distinguish between a hybrid two and an alien hybrid threes however can be out in public they can reproduce and they can be out in public but they must be like Rachel and that they have to wear sunglasses all the time they have to cover up a lot of the nerds yeah they're clumsy weird nerds

but hybrid fours and fives those can pass at any time like zoo additional bono bono bono loves those sunglasses you know who I think is one man you know is another one who that Barbara Walters who she's also just about to die when she dies well now she splits into a gigantic like praying mantis mm-hmm then we know my theory is correct yeah we'll have to wait until then but for now it's possible I'm gonna have to kill her to find out yeah that's a good idea well as Helen was grabbing on to Rachel's arm Rachel's sunglasses slipped down her nose just a little bit and Helen looked into her eyes and she said that Rachel had huge green eyes with vertical black slits like she was blind with all of the work that

we've been doing on making these human hybrids can't you just think that like the number one thing you should do is to make sure they have human eyes the eyes are the windows to the soul though so it's just anything to make them look like people make them look like people because also what I've heard to it's like what Whitley Streber actually said that was interesting is that he had this general sense that aliens are actually not that far advanced from us that actually they're where they're most advanced is using gravity like against us like using gravity as a tool and that's like they're maybe 50 years ahead in terms of artificial intelligence they're only like 50 years ahead and also but where they're

truly ahead of us is like very like very what's it microscopic engineering like they can they said that when you look at like implants when they take them out in the x-ray and they look like the insides of the metal have been welded together with with actual protein cilia like built into it right but whether not as good as us is making these hybrids and they make the deer they're keep fucking it up the woman said the color of the green eyes said it was avocado green at the inside of an avocado no whites to the eyes hmm solid avocado green with a vertical black slit neck neck and her very her exact words were like and I could see huge green eyes with the vertical black slits she had one of those Wisconsin accents

yeah I think she was just she was just looking at avocados yeah I like that I love a good avocado green and you can only trust guacamole that looks like avocado green if it's a little bit more a little bit mayonnaise what I'm saying is they mix avocados with mayonnaise no to make guacamole does that terrible restaurants do it yes they do it yes they do they would get kicked out of Mexico if they heard that that's right well they're always here yeah this is what Ben's mad at this week yeah I was I got I got chips in guacamole in a restaurant the other day mostly mayonnaise was very upset I only got to I got two orders only you should go with more that's disgusting yeah so one day one day Marissa comes home Marissa's the

roommate comes home Rachel's gone everything in her bedroom is cleared out and the girl Marissa goes back to her bedroom she's very upset and she sees a note attached to the mirror and this girl she took it off and she read the note and said you have been a very good friend Marissa and I will miss you very much I have left you a gift that's when the daughter realized holy shit I just reading that fucking no I she was reading it where before she was legally blind and Rachel had left her the gift of sight yeah she saw her avocado eyes huh no you saw the avocado I mother so Rachel has a avocado has the avocado eyes avocado eyes no she she gave her the gift of sight and also left behind her dildo

wasn't that nice right but also we also apparently Helen was also saying that she must have put out some sort of psychic projection because when she when she saw her she saw a very pretty girl but when she went to draw a picture of her we will put the picture up on it was a startlingly ugly girl yeah yeah it was yeah it was a bad picture so what happened is this so so the woman that was giving this so I learned about this on a great interview on coast to coast the woman was talking about it was a woman named Linda Moulton how who is earth files investigative reporter which means she sits alone in her living room Linda said that what they have just found out when this thing came out which is the end of May

of this year they had received official documentation from the college they were both attending that there and matter of fact there was a Rachel Nadine that is true she did leave school for a month and they went through the records of the of where the they said the father worked and there was a harry nadine as well yeah and both of them disappeared and basically all record of harry nadine disappeared from the books according to them and we find out ultimately that you know what we find out is that Helen was then randomly they ask what happened to Rachel and she's like I was abducted sometime after that and I was shown some of her guy what I call handlers they were government people and that well you know they eliminated

her oh no casserole got some casserole gone yeah apparently they took that Rachel and they cut off her vagina and they turn it into food for donkeys ah donkey food huh that's terrible fashion chili casserole gone so if y'all you guys want to sit down and have yourself I lost the accent yeah that's fine all right and so where are we now so we we in where we are right now we're in the accelerated part of the alien human hybridization process so this is what I'm gonna say to everybody you guys got a friend that you think's kind of weird stab them with something see if they're bleed if they bleed red blood you could do that I'm saying start following people around that you are a you know start casing weirdos

and see if they're aliens if they're an alien I'm not saying eliminate them but I'm saying like maybe start pranking them you know what I mean you're doing stuff to them make their life more difficult because you don't know where aliens are anymore and as a matter of fact you could be a fucking alien so maybe you need to start putting yourself would you know if you're an alien some people don't some people don't some hybrids do not know that they are aliens some of them are said sleeper cells which will be they might be activated they might not be active they might not be this I would also like to give a sort of general shout out to the last podcast listeners if you are a hybrid please email us gave company

radio gmail.com all right we won't tell the government where you are wink wink we won't tell them please contact us well the government would know where they are right yeah well possibly I mean there's been many a time in which the the aliens have broken their treaty with the United States government will remember the secret meeting that Harry Truman had 1947 with the grace that would give them some humans over a period of a few years for medical research this country's been bought and sold since fucking Truman's age and before then when George Washington made those fake teeth he's been lying to us I think that what do you think that's a myth they were ivory ivory yeah interesting all right alien human hybrids where are they go

out there and find them and get us some evidence because I would love to meet one of these people I mean it might be you Marcus it might be you Henry or even could be me I don't know I got kind of big eyes I got a small chin yeah tiny eyes so I definitely know that I'm a human not interesting I don't maybe maybe tough to know tough to tell magustylations everybody I love everyone I miss Marcus and Ben I miss you we miss you that's it sounds it's on fake that sounds like a fake thing Henry loves you that's on Twitter Marcus Parks is on Twitter I'm Ben kissle on Twitter as well I'll Satan how Dean hail yourselves check yourselves for lizard eyes definitely make sure your eyes are an avocado like and Henry you are also

a suspect in poop gate so don't think that you're getting off the hook just because you're out of our area code go and listen to the last episode of the round table of gentlemen round table of a gentleman episode 206 called everyone is a suspect everyone is say that I'm not not not not involved exactly say is my big thing is who benefits quibo no cake we don't know who benefits that's where you'll find your culprit right there is not narrow it down because Holden's girlfriend stepped in dookie so we all benefit so who did it who did my money's still on the Chinese food delivery guy my money is on a certain Ben kissle hmm that is my money that's very good or holding himself yeah very well have been

holding himself I think it was holding yeah he was the last person to be in the bathroom before Lexie found the poop go listen episode everyone go to cave comedy radio dot com slash round table of gents listen episode 206 round table of gentlemen let us know who your suspects are yeah hail me all right everyone we'll talk to you soon goodbye.