Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 138: Henry's True Crime Los Angeles Adventure
Episode Date: February 17, 2015A dispatch from our man in California: Henry sleuths about Los Angeles, digging up details on the Cecil Hotel and the Black Dahlia Murder. ...
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It's LA true crime we've sent our own Hong Kong Henry Zabrowski out to Los Angeles to shoot a sitcom
For NBC nades do some investigation to put him to work for the last podcast on the left
So Henry's been driving around Los Angeles. I'm sure
terrifying everybody that he drives past because he's talking to himself and
Going to some of the haunts that we've previously discussed here on the show Marcus
Oh, what's the first place that Henry goes to let's let's start. Let's let's paint the picture for our listeners brains
Well, the first place that he goes to is the Cecil hotel. Okay is now
Why do I know the Cecil hotel, you know the Cecil hotel?
We covered this a little bit in our Richard Ramirez episode
Richard Ramirez stayed at the Cecil hotel
Another serial killer that stayed there during his crime spree was a guy named Jack under vaguer
under vinker vaguer under vaguer under vaguer. Oh, yes
He lived in the hotel in 1991. He was a journalist that was covering true crime in Los Angeles
He was an Austrian dude
And the police believe that he was living at the Cecil hotel in a mage to Ramirez and he killed three
Prostitutes in Los Angeles while he was staying there. Well, sometimes you take your job a little too seriously
You get lost in it. Yeah, the Cecil hotel. It's the opposite of the
Hyatt
Where they're like we've had presidents and senators and congressmen stay here
There was all kinds of terrible shit that happened there, too on the 50s and 60s. It was a popular suicide spot
There was a woman. I love that. Oh, I
Love that. It's like if you want to commit suicide
Theoretically you have no friends and you're like, I'm so unpopular. I'm gonna go to the most popular suicide spot around
I'm gonna show them. It's a very LA thing to have a popular suicide spot. Yeah here in New York City
It's just people climb up to whatever buildings nearest to them
But in LA they got to be in they got to go to the place where all the big people have done it
This seems to be more of the place where the down-and-out do it always die a poser
You kill yourself in a popular suicide spot. That's pathetic in the 50s
Helen Gurney jumped off of the 7th floor window landing on the Cecil Hotel Marquis
Oh, yeah, that is kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah, Julia more jump from the 8th floor in 1962
Pauline Oton 27 jump from the 9th floor after an argument with her estranged husband
And she landed on a man named George Giannini
Who was walking on the sidewalk and both were killed instantly? You know what Giannini?
You know what he sounded like is his last word?
Oh
It's a real creepypasta very
It was also a very brutal murder this guy named pigeon Goldie Osgood. No, what was his birth name?
pigeon or Goldie
Pigeon Goldie was his nickname. Oh, they called him pigeon Goldie because he was known to protect and feed pigeons in a nearby park
Oh, he was a retired telephone operator
He had been when they found him dead in his hotel room. He had been stabbed strangled and raped
Interesting. Yeah for a 65 year old man. All that done by pigeons, huh?
And they they never sold any of the cases never at all judging by the dookie stains and feathers
I would say the pigeons did it
And there is
Round them up round up every pigeon in Los Angeles
And there is some people who say that there's a paranormal aspect to all of this that all these people were possibly possessed
But we'll get into that later when we talk about Alisa lamb. Great. All right. Well, let's join Henry on his on his
mysterious voyage to the Cecil hotel
Yes, uh, you wrecked my hat. It's so funny. I flip it over and it becomes a bird
It's true the government will not rest me here for better
I'm so tight
So tight. I'm sorry. This is Hong Kong under Zabrowski in the streets of Glendale, California
And I had to stop being Hong Kong in Zabrowski because there are
Asians here. I understand
It is offensive. My my my whole demeanor can be offensive. Yes, you hear that Frank Sinatra
Blaring in the background or something D Martin. I don't know. I'm out here at the Americana
Just the blazing jewel of Glendale, California, but to dive into some of the true crime of Los Angeles
Now Los Angeles as you've all heard me say over and over again this place is a city of broken fucking dreams
You know, I guess an angel must get one feather of its wings every time there's a pile of headshots
smeared with actresses tears
This place is
It's broken
People are that people are weird
And quiet everybody goes to bed at 10 p.m. You know, I'm up rattling around drinking by myself
Smoking weed new Jonestown documentary is very good. These are all things I've learned here in Glendale
Today, I'm gonna see some of the more notorious spots for true crime in this
Weird fucking city as we know like
Basically a lot of murderers had happened to keep this city going. It's a city doesn't belong here
There's the hit the pump in the water. We're running out of water
Even so they show pictures of rivers right outside the city and it just screams now. There's there's no water here
It's a hard place to live and so people get involved in things that are a little above their heads
and they get themselves in trouble or they become a
stickly thin Latin American fucking
Monsters addicted to candy like Richard Ramirez. I'm going down the skid row
to check out Richard Ramirez is old
Old old hotel the hotel Cecil
It's gonna be interesting heard tell of stories about skid row. It's very intense down there
It's like the skid row from little shop of horse
Which is gonna be very interesting and I'm also gonna see the spot where Elizabeth short also known as the black Dahlia was laid to rest
I've already done it. So why why even pretend that I haven't done it
all I will say is it is very normal neighborhood and
They do not enjoy it when you go out and lay down in the lawn and pretend to be Elizabeth short
So currently I'm driving down towards skid row an area of Los Angeles
It's known as being incredibly dangerous and I will say this as a fact. It looks fucking dangerous
There is nobody on the street. I am driving around looking for the Cecil hotel, which has been recently renamed the
Place on Maine because of the incident that happened the Lisa lamb
As we have been reported on the podcast several times Chinese woman. It was Canadian
Came to LA to visit when missing and was found in the water tank
And people drank and showered with dead woman water for I think they say something like nine days
There's also the residents of Richard Ramirez during the height of his crime spree
You know when we're talking about him walking the streets eating candy. I'm on these streets right now
And they are not fucking friendly
There is nobody here. Oh, this is a different Los Angeles than I know
Which is the dumb Los Angeles
So I am I am still looking for it. It's technically closed. So I'm gonna see if I can find it now
So stop it there real quick Marcus. He mentions a Lisa lamb
Explain this story a little bit. It was it was a national story, but it was huge. It was fascinating stuff world-wide story
At least a lamb. She was a 21 year old Canadian tourist and she was staying at the Cecil Hotel and
For 19 days
Hotel go guests they bathe they brush their teeth
They drank the water of this hotel, right not knowing the entire time
That there was a woman a Lisa lamb herself
Hmm decomposing in a water tank on the roof of the Cecil Hotel
They said that the water had a funny sweet
Disgusting taste now Lisa lamb
Somehow made it up to the roof of the hotel right she got through a locked door
somehow yeah got to a one of the water tanks up on the
Up on the roof
opened up the water tank, which was actually unlocked got inside and
Drowned is it possible she thought it was the hotel pool
Well, what they said is the Cecil Hotel Cecil Hotel have a pool by the way. Yeah, I know all right
No, of course not they have like a sandpit
Well now you're gonna jump into tar pit if you want to get all cleaned up
but they they found this woman in there and
The creepiest thing not necessarily I mean of course the circumstances surrounding it
Finding a woman dead in a water tank is gonna be creepy. Oh, yeah
The creepiest thing was surveillance footage that was released of a Lisa lamb in the Cecil Hotel's elevator
Right before she died. Yeah now explain this this very odd. She was speaking with herself or she was speaking with an unknown
Entity it is terrifying to watch you see this girl in the elevator and first you see her pushing all the buttons
All that elevator she was a jokester. Yeah, that's a practical joke on her part
And then you see her possibly she hears something outside of the elevator doors and by the way this entire time the elevator doors don't close
Right at any point in this interaction to the elevator doors close
So she's frantically pushing the buttons to close the door theoretically pushing the buttons and you see her look out
Like hiding up against the wall of the hotel. She hears something hides up against the wall looks out hides again
Walks out of the elevator doors and you see her making these
Strange hand gestures like very like the kind that you see in you know cases of possession
Right, you see her wrists are twisting around her fingers are moving in an inhuman way and here's what I found
I found a YouTube video that claims and it's a very
Legit claim if you look at that because it's a security camera
And so you can see the timestamps at the bottom
Yeah, the officially the official released video for some reason is slowed down by half and
This video this YouTube video shows the video actually played in real time and then right next to it
It shows a Lisa let it right next to it shows the slowed down one and the one that is in real time is
Infantly creepier because you see her it's so much more frantic
She's moving back and forth and the hand gestures that she does the supposedly possessed hand gestures are
Bone-chilling and at no point did they arrest anybody or find any suspects
It took months for the LA coroner's office to
Rule her death of suicide and it took even longer for them to say that she had no drugs in her system because that's what a lot
Of people said after they saw the video. They said that okay, obviously she's on drugs
Obviously, you know, that's she went up to the roof, you know, she was all fucked up on something
Yeah, that's why she got into the cooler
But after months and months of waiting finally the LA coroner's office said it was an accidental death
There were no drugs in her system, and they just ruled it a death by misadventure
And what an adventure it was
There had to be somebody in that hotel who loved the water
You know who's just never had anything like that. Oh my god. I'm staying here forever
Perfect and sort of tastes like foot disease mixed with Canadian bacon
All right, let's get back to Henry Zabrowski still in the Cecil hotel
You know I will give hipsters this I
I turn one corner on skid row and they have turned this whole neighborhood into a hipster little paradise
It's kind of incredible. It's look at this the hotel Cecil
Cecil hotel sits in what I guess is a little sweet spot of
White people making things I making things sort of mediocre, but fancy
It's kind of incredible because as I was coming up
Basically, no one was on the streets the first person I saw
Was a man in a jester hat
Beating a shopping cart with a baseball bat
So I was like, ah fun good. Have I chosen the right outfit to be walking skid row?
I'm wearing pink shorts because my other shorts. I literally got covered in taco meat last night
I was a little drunk. I'd spilled tacos all over myself
So I put on I have fun shorts
So I put my fun shorts on and I got a shirt with a lizard on it
And I was like, I am gonna go I'm gonna get raped right here
I'm gonna see if they let me go inside of this hotel now again to set the scene
This is a place that is notorious. They have put a sign in front of it now
That's now called stay on Maine not place on Maine
It's called stay on Maine and just put up a plastic Kinko sign above the Cecil hotel sign that used to be there
I guess they did this in direct reaction to what happened with Alisa lamb last year
Um
Many different true crime stories emanate from this hotel Richard again Richard mirrors lives here. This was his base of operations
I would like to go around and find out what other bars he's been to but I'm certain if I start asking questions about Richard mirrors
I'm not gonna get any good responses
Very mysterious
I love it, man. You know when the hipsters came for Bed-Stuy. We said nothing
I live in Bed-Stuy when the hipsters came for Williamsburg. We said nothing
But when the hipsters came for the Cecil hotel, we should have said something that's pathetic
That's a Ramirez kill zone. That's a Ramirez home. That's a shrine. They're putting Connecticut muffins on the corner
Starbucks on every turn
It ain't right Marcus. It is not and we covered Richard Ramirez extensively in a two-parter
I do want to say this about Henry Zabrowski
He is dedicated to his craft very much so under cover Henry Zabrowski pink shorts
Lizard t-shirt he would have fit right in if he wasn't so damn weird
Well Richard Ramirez to give you guys a very quick overview
He was known as the night stalker terrorized Los Angeles terrible stink breath terrible stink breath smelled like wet leather
Yeah, yeah better than dirt. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey still disagree
Everyone you can tell me that you like dirt until the sun goes down until the moon burns out. They don't make it smell good
I'll tell you that makes it smell wonderful
but he
Terrorized San Francisco from June and 84 until August to 85. He was terrifying because he had no real target
He didn't specify a specific age group or a gender or a sexual orientation or anything like that
He just wanted to run. Yeah, it was like before his dump of serial killers
I just wanted to run. It was all extremely random
Which made it extremely difficult for the police to get a hold of them to actually capture them
But this is one of the few times when good police work actually captured a serial killer
It was like trying to grab and rustle wrestle with wet leather
terrifying
So what I found this is something that we didn't get to cover in the Richard Ramirez episode
It's something that I really wanted to but we just didn't get to it
We ran out of time for it, but I found a questionnaire that Richard Ramirez
Filled out for a magazine called answer me. So this would be like his okay Cupid. Yes
Harmy, but you know what Richard's looking for love. This is his match.com or Christian mingle
Richard Ramirez on Christian mingle calm
Well, this is the question that he answered in answer me issue for he did this from prison
So they really issue for issue for magazine really had some courage here
You know, they're like, well, I don't know if we're gonna make it. We better get that Ramirez interview real quick
I think it seems like he wasn't that hard to get a hold of when he was alive. Yeah, he loved talking to people
He's it. I wouldn't say it was a people person, but he loved
He did like talk. He loved talking to him. All right. Here's that. Here's the questionnaire favorite sports. Okay, can I guess sure?
softball bowling pinball
Rugby football boxing tough guy. This is my kind of guy favorite music heavy metal
Oh, we knew that yeah, we knew he loved AC DC. We knew he loved Judas Priest all that sorts of shit
I wonder if he knew that Judas Priest. What's the name of the head guy there?
Rob Halford. Yeah, I wonder if he knew that he was gay at the time. I
Doubt he did. Yeah, I don't know if he cared didn't seem like Ramirez was homophobic
You know who but also smelt like wet leather after a concert Rob Halford. That's right. This is favorite actress
Samantha Strong
Who is that for no actress?
All right, all right, she won the 1988 avian award for best new starlet and she's inducted into the avian Hall of Fame
Well, that's something nice. Yeah, very nice favorite vacation spot. And this is in all caps Uranus
clever Richard. Oh
I think it's actually true though. Yeah
If you could hang out in Uranus or anyone's anus for a for a for a long period of time
He would be totally relaxed favorite food women's feet
All right, I can't disagree with that everyone likes to
Rex Ryan the coach of the New York Jets would agree with him favorite color red
Naturally and this is when he starts getting into because we all know that Richard Ramirez very much a case of arrested development
He never quite got out of the teenage years. All you have to do is go online. Check out his YouTube
Interviews and you just you see the psyche of a 14 year old boy
I'll tell you that show that television show with a Porsche de Rossi David Cross and rest of development
Yeah, rest of development. That would have been a hell of a lot different
It was more about what true arresting development looks like which is Richard Ramirez
pastimes and hobbies
traveling and measuring coffins and
He never measured a coffin. What was the Ramirez never measured a coffee? He's just making this up biggest like cocaine
Well biggest dislike hypocrites and authority. This might be Gene Simmons as a matter of fact filling out this questionnaire
Make a wish to have my finger on a nuclear trigger device. I
Would love it. What do you look for in a girl? Nice ass good legs
Her death or not breathing
Perfect way to spend a date moonlit night drinking rum at a cemetery. He was so close with moonlit, right?
Moonlit night in cemetery, but then the rub rums gotta go wine. Oh wine
I used to drink whiskey in the cemetery. Well, I'm saying if it's a date Marcus
I used to drink whiskey in the cemetery with a lady. Oh, yeah. Oh, alright. Oh, yeah, I got some stinky finger there in high school stinky finger
Describe yourself asshole and proud of it. I agree with that
motto live each day like it's your last I feel like he just got all of his sayings off a bumper
like off a beat-up old
Chevy Chevy sedan bumper stickers set for this one. If you like a girl, how do you get a girl to notice you?
I pull out my gun
It I'm not gonna say it's not an effective way to get somebody to notice you
It's not a good way to have them fall in love with you. They will notice you. Yes. Yes
How has your life changed as a result of your success? Privacy is a thing of the past. You're in prison
Yes, and we'll see in general population. I don't know actually
I'm not the whole place. I mean, I'm sure using some sort of supermax facility
Well, I would imagine but I would assume with such high high celebrity status. He would have to be in solitary
It's quite possible
And finally, what's your message to your fans? Keep your spirit strong?
He's a real Dr. Phil type
That's answer me magazine. Mm-hmm answer me magazine. I wonder what ever happened to it
Imagine that zine didn't last too long. No
Alright, so we're gonna pick up with Henry. Mm-hmm still on skid row still on skid row and keep in mind once again
Lizard shirt mm-hmm and pink shorts and still in the Cecil Hotel still in the Cecil Hotel
Ellie's full of ghosts. There's this stuff and the stuff in this this shitty city. I don't know what's going on here
between the birds and the raccoons
And a nude woman just walked past me like legitimately a nude woman just walked past the car that I'm sitting in I
I don't know if I love it or I hate it. You know, I'm pretty torn. I don't see if I can get any closer
So I couldn't get into the actual
rooms I
Started going towards the elevators and I was stopped and told them I was meeting a friend there
in the lobby
And I was fine so they said I could sit in the lobby
So I just pretended to text and took a bunch of pictures now
It's it's shady as fuck they don't
There's a lot of homeless people in there
But it's kind of all kind of painted up to look like
Like it's all renovated, but it's absolutely not it also smells like someone took a fresh shit
in the lobby
And someone tried to pour a bunch of antiseptic on top of it
It's not pretty gross in there a lot of a lot of foreign tourists in there
Have no idea obviously of the history of the place
Took a picture the elevator release lamp stayed it's
You know, it's fun. I'd stay there
I'd give it a shot, you know
But yeah, Richard Mears walk the streets and now I'm walking around the corner
and
It's gross out here
Yeah, this is bad. This is this is not a good neighborhood
Maybe it could be good it'll be good in like ten years once it's fully co-opted by white people, but this place is
It's intense you can see how Richard you fit in here
I'm walking around here all skinny
Team three guys looking pretty Ramirez-y myself, and I'm not being racist. I'm just saying skinny bad teeth
There's a good suit store over here that got to help Richard. Maybe you'd find a job you get a straightness life out
It's beautiful in Los Angeles, it's amazing how even though it's beautiful you could still feel exact
Exactly how much of a piece of shit
This whole fucking neighborhood is Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm in a bad area and I got a sub talking on my phone
There's a man staring at me
Across the street with the Captain America shirt on so all right
I'm gonna wrap this up
Yeah, get out of there Henry. I'll tell you this the the streets of Skid Row
There's gonna be a pig roast tonight if Zabrowski hangs around homeless men are gonna eat like kings
They're gonna eat like King Ralph in that great John Goodman film King Ralph
I love the fact that Henry was walking through the Cecil is it Cecil or Cecil?
I mean, I think it's up to you enter. You know what I'm calling it Cecil Cecil
The Cecil Cecil hotel the Cecil Cecil hotel
He's walking through the hotel and he describes homeless individuals being there the overwhelming
stench of
Dukie on the floor that seemed to be covered up with Lysol and some Febreze Febreze perhaps
But you know who you know who is the only person that got kicked out who Henry Zabrowski
How is that possible the place smells like an outhouse? It's full of homeless individuals that Henry's the only one that gets kicked out of there
What's he doing? I feel like he's a pretty obvious detective
Taken pictures and things with the pink shorts and the lizard shirt. Good God Henry when we send you under cover
Blend in yeah, that's the first little surveillance exactly put some mud on your face. Maybe a
Drip a little pee in the pants. Maybe don't do it
So maybe don't take the the proper pee next time you go. Yeah cut it off 90% the way through and leave that extra 10% in your pants
For authenticity. Yes, but skid row Henry was describing
It's danger and it truly is dangerous Marcus
You got a couple of statistics that prove that this skid rows in downtown Los Angeles a relatively small area, but
In what do you think is there at three blocks four blocks? I don't exactly know exactly how big it is
But it's a fairly small. I mean relatively small, right?
You know in you know relative to the rest of Los Angeles, but it's in Los Angeles County and it accounts for half of the crime
Literally 50% of the crime in all of Los Angeles County
It's been home to not only people serial killers who lived on skid row, right?
But there was actually a serial killer who operated on skid row itself
Just killing on skid just kill on skid row only killing homeless guys. His name was Bobby Joe Maxwell
He operated from October in 1978 to January in 1979. He killed 11 homeless men
We got to cover this guy in a later episode because he apparently was a ritual slayer
He was an occultist so this guy actually did bring some of the occult into his crimes
And it seems like LA is such a hotbed of occultist crimes
That's where I think you find the majority of the Midwest guys
They kill for the sheer pleasure of killing Los Angeles guys. They kill for a reason
They kill for a purpose seems like Los Angeles guys have more of a motive behind what they're doing
Well, they also they like to dress up a little bit more Wisconsin guys are killed half those people in his sweatpants
You know, we had a shirt on similar to Roseanne that was Roseanne would wear in the show Roseanne
Now that I look at it
I'm wearing a shirt very similar to the one that Jeffrey Dahmer wore during his trial. Well
All right
Take it easy. Don't let the colored shirt fool you that was given to him by the detective that questioned him
Is it was actually a gift the detective gave to his son and then went up to his son and said son
Can I have that shirt back that I gave you and then this is a true story after the trial Dahmer gave him the shirt back
And he the detective went to his son. He's like here's your shirt and the kid was like, you know, dad
You can keep that one cuz Dahmer wore it your psychopath
So this guy really it was just a full buffet a killing for him full buffet, man
Never had to leave skid row. That's killed killed guys like Francisco Perez Rodriguez Jimmy white buffalo
I had a Native American in there. Huh Frank Lloyd Reed JP Henderson great homeless guy names Frank Lloyd Reed
He had to be the smartest one. He was the one definitely making like
Garbage bag airplanes, right
He was the one that the kids liked. Yeah, absolutely cardboard box mansions like, you know, you went you went to Lloyd
No doubt about that
All right, so now we are about to pick up Henry pick up with Henry. Where is he at?
He's actually on the streets of skid row, right?
Hey, so he's still he's still there and he is still walking down the streets of skid row
Okay, and as you can notice from the audio that Henry's sent in he's getting winded
So let's hope he doesn't get too tired. I
Got to say the streets of skid row really do smell like pee pee, but it really makes me homesick to be back in New York
So that is nice the actual
the actual pee smell
It says me back, you know
I'm just speaking of pee smell. I got a pee pretty fucking bad myself and I
I don't know where I'm gonna go
because the
hotel Cecil
Will let me back inside
Because they saw me take a pictures
All right
Well, I'm just gonna have to I gotta start wearing my last podcast in the left adventure divers
Straight up walk around Glen Hill right now. I literally there is a there is a raccoon
Sitting on top of a garbage can it's the middle of the day
Raccoons are supposed to only come out at night. I'm starting to think I'm getting fall around my animals. I don't know what it is
I don't know if it's like a doctor do a little thing where they think that I can fucking talk to them
Or they think I'm gonna help them. I don't know people that these animals think they're reaching out to me to be like hey
Will you come and talk to my dad? I'm actually I'm Muriel Ramirez. I was called me. I'm Muriel Ramirez
Will you please go to my daughter? I know now I have raccoon dick
But please will you go to my daughter and tell her the gold is in the vault?
It's like I find you to show me where this fucking vault is and I'll get it for your daughter
And then I go and I pop in the vault and I get out of the gold
And I just I quit everything I quit this I quit acting and I just go live with with gold
And have a good time
I'm lonely out here. I don't know if you could tell that I'm up by a highway
I
Just walking around looking for a crime
At least about time I get down to the hotel sassole
I think it's about time I get over to the oh, it's the short
No, it was but the short
Spurps real hard. Oh, I
Got to go help Elizabeth short get released to heaven
So
My next location I'm driving around of course what is LA synonymous with and true crime the black dolly murders
We've never really got a chance to cover it on the podcast because there's not much to cover to it
There's you know besides one of the most grisly crime scenes ever recorded in true crime history
Elizabeth short was of course found abandoned on a street cut in half
Her face was scarred into a gruesome smile the breasts were cut open
Because the guy wasn't a gentleman
And so now I'm driving down to this lovely what it seems to be very sweet residential neighborhood here in West Los Angeles
Very I mean it's a bad neighborhood coming into it their address is here's 3831 South Norton Avenue
I just took a picture of the exact spot where that body was dumped, which was next to a fire hydrant out here
I'm kind of self-conscious to stay because a woman literally was looking out the windows as I stopped to take the picture
And now I have a man who is following me and talking about that's fine. Where's this fine? I'm not getting followed
I was paranoid. All right. I get all this weed called Charlie Sheen and it's very strong
Um, it's almost too strong. I saw spider in the house yesterday
And I thought it was a brown recluse, but then I was this someone's like a brown recluse is really big
But I don't know how the fuck am I supposed to know? Do I grow up in spiders?
Right am I am I some kind of debug scientist? No
No, I'm not
Either way
A lot Elizabeth short. I'm sure the boys are gonna fill in with even more information
But she died a gruesome death and nobody knows why I don't believe she was a prostitute personally
I just think she had dark hair and that was very upsetting for people at the time
I'd love to find a place to stop so I could sit and talk
But I don't really know where I'm going and now dudes this man is following me
There's a man that's been following me this entire time
Since I left this house and stop took a picture
So I think this is this is getting a little weird
So I think I'm just gonna try and find a way to
Lose this guy
Up here in a sea of traffic
Crunch up a little bit for making a room
Just sort of illuminate what happened to me while I was looking for the dumping ground of the Black Dahlia victim Elizabeth short
So so I'm driving on one of this nice residential neighborhood in the middle of West Los Angeles
And I'm driving around I pull up upon the address where she was dumped, which is 3831 Northroom Drive
Over in the middle of this very nice neighborhood, which is like two blocks from an absolutely disgusting neighborhood in Los Angeles
That happens a lot out here. It's like you drive down one block and you're like, oh my god
I scared you here and then you go on the next block and
There's a man like fingering himself
Next to a trash can which I guess is no different than New York, but it's it's very surprising because it's fucking palm trees
well anyways
And pull up to the address now these people must be very used to
This happening because when I was researching the exact location of the dumping ground to find all these websites that had people
Like laying on the grass like just like laying gold
Like acting as if they were Elizabeth short and I do see how that could be
Considered disrespectful, but let's just say I was just driving past taking pictures
Kind of like a private investigator
Which is what I fancied myself except for the fact that I was in pink shorts
And I was just sucking an iced coffee, but it was nice
It was kind of a little vacation for me
It was it's if this is a fun hobby for me to have out here
Which is sad I try to describe it to people and they're like here
Are you a murderer yourself? Is this you scoping out places for you to dump bodies and I'm just like no I'm the normal man
People are honking me on the streets because I'm just because I'm talking it's you know
It's not like it's normal. This isn't normal for me to be talking to my phone anyways, so I pull up
To the side of the road and I'm taking pictures and a man comes running out of the house
This is why I was confused while I was sitting and recording and then runs in the house
He jumps into his car
He revs it up and he comes up from behind me. Basically nearly bumps my car
We then proceed to drive around this neighborhood where he is about a foot from me
Following me throughout the entire neighborhood turn after turn after turn just looking at me
And then until finally we pulled up to a red light and there was a turnoff
To a gas station and I just blew through the gas station this sort and lost them in traffic and I was like
you know
You wasn't your family, you know, I mean Elizabeth short wasn't your family member
I know you don't like people. I understand. I was taking pictures of your house. You know, I mean and I'm
And I'm weird and I literally had a shirt with a
With a reptilian on it. So, you know, I look like a disinfo agent
Or I mean, you know, just a true crime tourist, which LA has
Uh, we're an obnoxious lot. I understand that but
There's no reason to try to kill me
You know, I'm just searching for the truth
Good lord. All right. What an adventurous hat. Uh, what an adventure
Henry is having so far
Yeah, and he is at the side of the black dolly of murders and to give you a little bit of background on elizabeth short
The uh victim herself. Uh, apparently in school and Henry is right. It's a boring case
I don't care what anyone says. Well, it's a single murder and uh, well, it's the only thing interesting about the black dolly of murders is
The gruesome crime scene itself. Well, I think it's interesting because she was cut with such precision. You know, it's very rare
Usually these people are uh
More like a kissles of browsky parks combination at a barbecue restaurant
I just tear in the the meat off the bones, but this guy he was uh, he was surgical about it
She was posed in a very seductive way. Her face was slashed
So that her smile went from ear to ear joker style, right?
Uh, but she had the absolute worst part about it, which she would have been cut as you said with surgical precision
Right in two right above her waist right in their brutal crime scene photos
You can go and check them out
And they said that the official cause of death was hemorrhage and shock to the concussion of the brain
Enlacerations of the face which means that he she was knocked on the head. She was cut from a mouth to ear
And then died and the cut in half part was done post mortem
And the guy who killed her of course would have to become a plastic surgeon
He worked on the likes of bruce Jenner and he's worked with mickey roark. He ruins human bodies
Yeah, he does in elizabeth short. She was known in high school as medford highs diana durbin diana durbin
Yes medford's high diana durbin, you know the sky
It's the limit the sky is the limit
Uh, the sky isn't the limit. I would say there's a
A what what is diana die? Who is diana durbin?
She was a very popular film and film actress and singer back in uh, elizabeth short's day
So popular in fact that in her high school autograph book
There were 10 references to the nicknames such as to a friend worth having in medford highs diana durbin and another said
To the sweetest and cutest double of diana durbin
I mean when your celebrity, uh, look alike, uh, or your celebrity, um
Would would would people when you just it should always be someone real famous
At the time diana durbin was extremely famous medford's high diana durbin. I can't believe she died
I mean it would possibly like say like today. It would be medford highs catherine heigl
In 50 years no one's gonna know who the fuck catherine heigl was 50 years. I don't know who she is now
She cried her way out of hollywood
Catherine heigl she was in the uh knocked up movies and then she all she just complained about how she got
Women roles. I don't know what she wanted terrible woman. Yes
Um, but to continue the story with elizabeth short, um
Basically, she her body was found abandoned
Um, there's several stories leading up to what her what she was doing in los angeles and what she was
Doing leading up to her eventual murder
Uh, basically what you find out is that she was an aspiring actress cocktail waitress may have had some relations with several different men
um, we do know that when, um
She was found. I mean, of course, there's many different
Suspects involved, but you know that we know that you know the her purse
An id id was mailed to the police station
Not a couple days after her murder
Um, there is some pretty staunch evidence now that it was this doctor
Uh, a woman came out and wrote a book basically saying that her father was the murderer
um
And I guess just learned this lesson and just didn't do it again
So good for him. Good for him. He did good then
Right, that's nice. It's nice to see that people can learn
Yeah, so her life was was horrible
And she's dead and that's very sad
I uh
Wish there was more to it except for the fact I imagine people get pretty upset when you start taking pictures in front of their house
I'll put those pictures up on the facebook page. I only really got one before the dude started hounding me very interesting
Get your blood up
It's nice to be chased down the street. I feel like I'm finally doing some real satanic work here
You know
Still gotta pay
Oh my god, do I have to piss?
I'm making my way back and so it's what I'm going to say here is this
You guys start giving me suggestions of where I should go in Los Angeles. I want to do more of these. This is a lot of fun for me
um
It allows me to see some more of the city
Uh, I also want to hear some weird shit. I may go up and check out rob zombies halloween land up in burbank
It's supposed to be incredible, but I may just do that for myself
Also, if anybody's got any psychics people who live in the Los Angeles area who wants to recommend me
Any psychics or past life regressionists or any people I'd like to see and get to know in this fucking
town of sin and bichery
Um, that would be amazing. Send me on an adventure. I have days off
It's not a hard job. I'm doing right now an a-disease, but it's a lot of fun. You guys can check it out thursday
It's october 2nd 9 30 on mbc. I'm gonna just gonna keep fucking plugging it
Because it's technically my job. All right dudes and dudettes
I will see you
In hell hell satan. Help me
I'll tell you that was a real uh, uncle jesse closing there dudes and dudettes
What do you think in henry dudes and dudettes? Uh, that was great though
Uh, what a a wonderful journey that we just went on through skid row. That's a hotel
I'll end in with the black dalia. Thank you
For listening to that and I hope you guys learned a little bit about the dangers of los angeles
You don't just go in there and fail in as an actor is the best thing that could happen
The worst thing is you get addicted to drugs become homeless hang out on skid row and get murdered
That great journey. Um, all right everyone. I want to thank you for listening
Uh, we have the live show coming up here on august 30th at 10 p.m
Right here on the creek in the cave that is this saturday in a couple of days
So come on out to that. Uh, it's always a great time
We show disturbing videos and we laugh and laugh and laugh
Yeah, this week we've got ed larson from the brighter side and the round table of gentlemen sitting in for henry
So it's going to be one hell of a time. It's going to be fucking great. That's right
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Creek in the cave 1093 jackson avenue, uh, 10 p.m. August 30th, and let's uh, hope to see y'all there
That's right. And that is of course, it's marcus parks on twitter. I'm ben kiss on twitter. That's henry loves you on twitter
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