Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 144: Halloween Breakdown

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

It's a Halloween grab bag this week as we get to stories involving some of our favorite subjects: possessions, hauntings, aliens, murder, and fetid rotting corpses by the hundreds.

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started All right, buddy. All right, are we good to go? Yeah, we're good to go. All right Um All right, Henry put on your radio voice now not your real one Zabrowski, hey radio waves radio waves say hello, that's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben Kessel as you heard that was Henry Zabrowski I was doing like a version like a real virgin would yeah like an infant. Yeah, I was a failed abortion version of it or Uh, you want to come over my house? I got this lace gloves on. Who's that girl? They say when I walk down the street

Go please for love of God stick it in my mound Oh Come and split split my dewy mound with that spear you got you all know That's it. Yeah I guess I'm gonna have to kill you Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's uh, I think that's how they attract pedophiles on that perverted justice site And then it always ends up with uh, hey, I'm chris Hanson Henry Zabrowski Yes, you are a virgin

I pray to God that you are a virgin because the idea of you having sex is more horrific than anything I can imagine Oh, these spiny fingers have been all over a woman Holy lord. All right And you know go you go trick-or-treating and you get a bunch of different candies and things like that and then you throw At the starburst or you're the jolly ranchers. No one likes a jolly rancher. I don't know. Anyway, what we're doing today like jolly ranchers Because they like sugar. No, they like no, we don't like jolly ranchers I like we like adult candies like a dark chocolate No, uh, like a pomegranate seed dipped in

Kamalaar a cod is a type of white chocolate a cadbury egg too If you're out there and you want all the kids in the neighborhood to love you and you want to have the coolest house around Cadbury eggs or where it's at more cadbury eggs The promise is that by the time you're handing them out for fucking halloween ban They're like six months old. That's fine. They get better with age. Yeah, they keep Mm-hmm. They're unlike real eggs in the Zabrowski house. I know who Cadbury eggs were just called eggs But believe it or not, they last longer than an actual chicken. We're Disgusting

They actually sound pretty amazing a Cadbury egg online. Anyway, what I'm saying is it's a grab bag today instead of candy We're giving you a grad a grad bag of horror So, uh, let's just it's it's kind of like, you know when they said when like you'd walk through the neighborhood in halloween I'm sorry. This is also american. I'm sorry for not american listeners, but you're fucked Why is that they have halloween all around the world? Don't they? Yeah, but it's more serious They wear like cloaks and then they all like there's like a big pole and they tie the strings around the pole Right and then it's all about like like mother earth or something. No, I I think you're thinking of the canadian new year

That's what you're describing there. Yes Um, but sometimes what they'll do is like a man will sit out in a costume And he'll have like a bowl of candy on his pants Right like I'm sitting on the lap of his pants and it says like take only one And then you go to take one and the guy goes like Or you go to take one He's got his a hole cut at the bottom of the bowl and his fucking hard sticky pepperoni Low right sticking up through that all of the jolly ranchers and the candy canes and the strangest thing is it's august 17

So that's the one fun thing about halloween. It's the only time of the year We forget the fact that all of our neighbors are sociopaths and killers and secretly want us dead and we just go take candy right from them Yeah, it's very dangerous episode is like that. It's that it's that dick speared candy And it all the halloween grab bag. I know I just want you everybody know we're gonna make an extra halloween either day That's right, which I'm excited for Oh, yeah, yeah, just listen in i'm gonna be putting some little halloweeny noises in there I love halloween apples are poisoned full of razor blades and things bananas are bad. Yeah candy is good ugly people are beautiful Strange and beautiful people make themselves look ugly. Isn't it bizarre everybody?

Well, let's start off with a good old-fashioned haunted house Now this is a real possession story outside of gary indiana what I like about this story is that this is one of those Were like cops walked into this place and they're like came out and they're like um They're straight-up demons in there Cops have seen demons Gary indiana is also the name of the world's fattest vacuum salesman And this also happened in the neighborhood where the jackson family grew up. Oh, no horror stories in that house

And if you had apparently the alleys are still haunted by the sun And then just beautiful singing that's everyone Everyone rips on joe jackson. He's made a great point for uh for parental abuse his children are exceptionally successful Oh, we said this before it shows that you can beat talent into your children So I feel like everyone's being very lenient. That's why the new generation sucks Well, yes, we're gonna start with this woman and gary indiana who appropriately appropriately is named la toya Oh interesting very much. So la toya jackson part of the jackson family for those of you who don't know She was in playboy. It was mildly arousing. It was a little bit questionable though because she has the face of michael

They sort of merge like jacks kellington for nightmare before christmas went with huge awesome torpedo bizarre Yes, and then a bizarre looking jackson-esque vagina So the woman was in this house in gary indiana. Of course. She had a couple of kids Uh, and she said that quote. This was obviously demons not just random spirits. There is a difference She said I know it was infested with demons. I know that for a fact I spoke to a good friend of mine who is a clairvoyant. He's in new york And he explained to me what was going on in the house when she says clairvoyant. She means homosexual Right, right. He's really in tune with uh

With other men And also when she says new york and people from indiana actually think people from new york are more intelligent They've never been here. No, no, no, no, I don't think that's true But they also think we're grifters or sluts or clairvoyance Yeah, so particularly scary bout with the demons had the family rushing to the emergency room as Amons her name is la toya amons as her nine-year-old son was in the grips of possession And amons has revealed that even Physicians were terrified when the family got to the hospital her son quote walked up the wall and did a backwards flip

And threw her into the wall and started headbutting her and they had to grab him and hold her down The doctor from the psych ward came over naturally and he said that's not real. That's not human No human can do with that little boy. Just I don't think the people in indiana have ever seen anyone do parkour before Absolutely, and what he didn't understand is they didn't include at the boy the very top when he got into the doctor's office started going show time show time Sort of dancing all over the place to mr. Vane playing on his boombox. Oh calling mr. Vane So they had uh, they also had reports of uh furniture being flown up against walls of adults being Quote choked to death by some supernatural force

Uh, the mother said that she was down in the basement where a lot of the activity happened She was doing the laundry and she said that she was suddenly she suddenly had the uh feeling of being choked from behind By some unknown force that she almost died. Hmm hardcore erotica. Oh, yeah They also promised that's why you also can't decorate your house with hanging halves Hanging scarves with apples tied to the bottom. Yes. I know that's a good halloween decoration these days I guess that's what the kids are doing in gary and iana, but sometimes you'll walk through of the shadowy room And just start randomly getting choked by scarves with apples tied at the bottom And it wouldn't like to go through these people's trash just to see how many bottles of jack daniels are actually in there

There's a good chance we're dealing with an alcoholic situation They saw many operation uh apparitions They saw the shadow of a man a black looming monster a withered old lady with red eyes and a hood And the house bled a clear odorless oil from the walls And the children inside the house would randomly convulse and chant satanic verses Oh, they just got one of them. They just got one of those self-painting houses. That's all that is Which is also very similar to what they said about the enemy and the amnival house. Yeah, did the same exact thing but apparently the one thing that did happen is that a uh a social worker came to this house and said that the kids

Believed the kids believed the parents because they believed that the house was haunted So they think the kids may have just been playing along right with the idea of what was going on in the house But the mother and I mean again two police officers said that they saw something inside of that home And these are geary indiana's finest Fattest officers. Yes one one uh officer actually said that he prides himself on being aggressive Really? Oh, that's exactly what we want out of our police force I'm so happy. That's the number one quality. I look for an officer. It's aggressive and the next one is is um bloodthirsty

unpredictable unpredictable The uh, let's see here On another occasion. LaToya said that her daughter In godson were in the basement and she said that she felt like The kids said that he felt like something was stabbing him in the stomach He was reading the bible and he said the more he read the bible the more it was stabbing and punching Then they saw something fly across the room and land quote blam like that

Blam like that had to be a demon. Yeah had to be a demon. That's great And of course the difference demons were never people. That's the difference, right? Yeah, they're only from hell. Yeah, absolutely They are they are independent entities that are that attach themselves to human beings in order to torture them And from what I claim them for satan from what I know of gary indiana the demons probably felt right at home because that place is a hell hole At the same time. Yeah, why would why would satan want more people from fucking indiana and hell? What satan wants is the fucking rolling stones coming down to hell. He's got him Yes, he's got the stones and he needs him on earth to uh, you know spread his message, you know Yeah, because people all listen to the stones now and they start wiggling then hips and that's

Oh, nothing makes me chafe more than seeing a bunch of people writhe and then dance and then laughing All paraplegic go to hell. Yeah in another parallel the amityville horror case They found swarms of dead horseflies on the porch and every day she'd sweep it up and the next day There again more horse flies more horse flies more dead horse flies lights flickered phones played up Uh television signals were scrambled and reverted to a normal on a whim. Hmm. That's gotta be aggravating That has to be yeah, yeah, and then the meanest thing the demons do And of course, uh as most cases with possession, they got a uh a priest involved in it They got this guy named father maginot. He said that he was only involved by chance

Just happened to be filling in for the usual chaplain at the gary er Uh when one of the kids showed up the backwards wall walk in the situation. Oh, yeah He said we were having our bible study after mass when I got the call saying do the voice right marcus We were having a bible study after mass when I got a call saying you're a catholic priest You do exorcisms. We need you to do one. You know, I'm more of like with a pedophilic kind of priest I don't uh like the exorcisms. Yeah, I'll finish the rest of the sentence They went on to tell me that a little boy Had just walked and glided backwards up a wall and flipped over the land on his feet

And I asked him was it from the jackson family because we had a boy like that a long time ago and I tell you I fixed him right up. Yes, you did and you made a great musician out of him. Thank you molesting priest It's a father maginoke. He was convinced that the reason behind the possession was because someone possibly an ex boyfriend Had put a hex on the mother which was transferred over to the children Oh, I'll remind you when I had my past life regression slash soul cleansing They found that then I had three curses put upon me and I think that because that's what they talk about In in circles and magic circles that curses are not necessarily just somebody like, you know Getting eye of newt and boiling it into a big cauldron. Is it just sometimes concentrated negative thought?

Like when letoya ammons like maybe set fire to his favorite ravens jersey, right? That sort of that rage it comes out of that moment could leave a hex on letoya. Yeah That makes sense. That's true. And I would He deserved it being a baltimore ravens fan living in indiana. It's colts country. I've heard that it's not about the uh The team it's about the colors of the jersey sometimes. Oh, if you're sort of in a gang. Yeah, yeah So, uh, of course saying you Henry mentioned earlier that cops came in and were scared shitless one cop Said that he took a picture on his iphone Of a certain area in which there was a there was a dirt floor

In this place and he took a picture of the crucifix that they had set up in there And he said that when he went later to check for the picture to show somebody he said the picture had disappeared and his iphone Never behaved the same again. Well, I have an iphone 5 and it's majorly flawed It just lost its battery But so am I right? I think it's just the phone if he has so he has an iphone Um, and then you said dirt floor dirt for uh, so, um, so we are dealing with uh more of your upper class indiana Oh, they actually have a floor. Yeah, they actually do have a floor And in fact when some of the cops dug down into the floor because they could dig into the floor

Yeah, well, it's a dirt floor right and at no point where they're thinking maybe concrete would fix it Maybe the demons are just coming up because you don't have a floor Maybe but they thought maybe there's a body down there. Maybe there's something that we can extricate Also, if I knew that there were dirt floors in indiana and I was a homeless person I would be one of the I would be an official actual mole person Yeah digging tunnels underneath the homes in indiana so I could come up through the basements and have a place to sleep Yeah, are they doing that sort of like hamas tunneling system? It's very very possible all the way from new york to indiana It's very complicated. Yeah, but if anybody can do it. It's homeless people from gary indiana. I put a little wood down

Anything in fact we at least a rug. That's what I would do. I would give it a rug and a lamp and just say it's a dirt living room Yeah Well what they found when they dug below, uh, they found boy socks with the ankle portion cut out A fake fingernail women's panties a heavy corroded iron weight a broken plastic shoe horn and a red oval kettle lid I mean that's what you find in the ocean. That's that's what you find where anyone just litters You just they've just been throwing stuff down on that dirt floor for years Well, that's where my nail went and she puts it back on Well one cop he said after you know the cops were in there for a while and they were here in all kinds of weird shit

And he said enough of this garbage I'm getting out of here Whoa, what is he from is it boston cop? Uh, no, no, no. Well, I mean that's just how I imagine the indiana accent That's a good form of the indiana accent. Oh, I see enough of this Garbage Oh, okay So he left the property he said he went to a gas station and made a phone call He said I have my police radio my squad car dash amf and radio my police cell and my iphone

He said I was a lot of communication at once Yeah, so much I imagine if you're if your girlfriend is looking for you one each one of those methods of communication that you're gonna get annoyed No, then you just then you just be like, oh, was that the I was at Latoya's house and the demon messed up my phone, baby I swear to god was the demon, baby See that I was looking at the pictures I had taken on my iphone when I made this call And all of a sudden this growling voice came from my amfm radio. It said rush limbaugh here It said

You out of here Get out of here You out of here You out of here You out of here I was in a dead umpire It does also sound like You out of here

I think I was just listening to a baseball game and the signal was getting all wavy Yep, he said then there was a what's his name from mortal kingdom instead of come over here Oh mortal combat You out of here You out of here Finish him He said there was a lot of garbled other stuff in static just sounds like he's listening to bad am to be honest

Of this whole the most interesting thing about this whole story is that very rarely in a haunted case Do you get testimony from police officers? And so this was if you go ahead and read the article that this came out and we'll put it up on the facebook page This article is really awesome because it's it's pretty it's close as you're going to get to a documented haunting Scenario because these cops and doctors and all of them came forward and said like crazy shit was happening this entire time Yeah, and it's ridiculous. Yeah lawyers cops and priests in the midwest. Those are probably the most respected people around I would admit absolutely. Uh, there was a speaking that we'd mentioned the oil earlier Uh, and it said that one of the uh women in the house

Touched the oil and it said that it said there was a seemingly spontaneous wound Or effect is like a blister after a burn father maginos said her whole finger had this gray white color a death color She wondered after if it may be there had been a bug that had bitten her But she didn't see anything or feel anything. Hmm greasy walls. Hmm very interesting And he was like and of course he was like, oh, you know who you're gonna need to fix that finger Huh, so my father maginos beautiful saliva. Let me just Oh, so tiny. It's just like it's so tiny and pink. I just I like to just suck on it

Suck on it like you done you're gonna you're gonna come. I mean Yeah, sucking on it like grandpa from texas chain saw a massacre So the family said that the final straw which eventually drove them out of the house They said they were watching tv and a bottle of febrize floated up moved in the air before being hurtled into Latoya's room and smashing a lamp and in the aftermath they saw the shadow of a man I just feel like this house has a gerry curl on top of it. I think that's what's happening here So a clairvoyant who had visited the house told Latoya she saw hundreds of demons in the basement Whoa, and he tried and she told her to anoint the house with oil and put down salt to seal the gateways to demons

Just again floor Put down some floor put down a floor could maybe help toss some crosses down there get a cross on a rug. That would be great Wow, so finally The exorcism came of course She had moved out by this time and what we know about exorcism or what we know about possessions You go back to our episode hostage to the devil talk about a few different cases of Possession the person that the demon is attached to the person it is not attached to the house And this is also the case with a lot of hauntings when people they'll think like okay

This house is haunted. They'll move somewhere else But the demon these yes the spirit or whatever the entity always a lot of times reacts to one person in the family Because that's what kind of if they talk about like modern theories about ghosts and hauntings are that they are it is a connection between lingering energy and the operating system that is our consciousness that our consciousness is a remote thing around our our heads and that it's basically like the cloud and that entities or energies that left behind in like sort of get involved with that and create these apparitions and create like Poltergeist activity they create like audio hallucinations and visual hallucinations

um, and so that's why I mean scientifically that's why The demon thing could be real so it's like a beer can hat So like so they've got the hat and that's like your your main energy there your your main core And then you got the two beer cans, and that's the energy yeah, and they turn you into a demon pretty much isn't that fun So of course the demon was exercised eventually and new tenants moved into the house And they have had no problems whatsoever as far as living in Gary, Indiana Yeah with the dirt floor school systems fuck the transportation systems fuck doesn't exist food is terrible The weather's bad. Yes a bad town, but did you know the jackson five actually grew up in Gary, Indiana?

So that's kind of cool And they said that the haunting stopped after the priest sealed up the portal with salt and the priest He accosted the landlord. He warned the landlord. He thought landlord charles reid He said if we don't deal with this now Properly this will not go away. This will close the portal and seal it He was like i'll get out of here pervert quick you know quit yelling at me in my living room Yeah, yeah sure all it takes for you to leave is to just throw down some salt fine Just fucking do it and get out of do what you got to do children soaked

His children semen soaked pants off of my couch Go down to that demon basement So we're gonna stay on the subject of Satan here wait first thing can we get a halloween breakdown halloween breakdown That was the breakdown that was the breakdown. Oh, okay. Let's not do that again So we're gonna move on to a satanic ritual now Oh cool So in this satanic ritual, this is a satanic ritual out of mexico

This is not possession. This is much like a lot of the other satanic ritual type stuff that we've covered This is just plain old torture disguised as satanist And I want to say as soon as you said that marcus the largest fly I've ever seen just appeared and it is terrifying me So that's the sign the devil's about Very good, or is it vincent prize? Oh, I don't know Help me Vincent Help me. What? You've never seen the fly come on. I know. Yeah, you're stupid, Ben. I you're stupid

I saw the fly Good god the origin now. Let's get back to the story of maria del carmen del rodriguez. They'll gersia del Fernandez they'll martipanto I love her So her together with her sister and two brothers as well as her parents were said to stage a satanic ritual In the town of never walk a cow look at her Yes, yes. Yes. That means bird rhino dog snake That's what I meant gary old mexican might mean might mean might mean gary indiana in spanish as well

So as the six danced and cavorted and called on satan to bring the world to an end That's fun. Hey, Ben. Were you please satan? Were you please come and change out room? Three one six for me. I am sick of how frosty pillows can be all satan That is a nice thing to ask the devil to do So they were come take over your hotel maid job, right? Well, let's say they own the place, huh? Yeah. Yeah, come on So everyone said that everyone was told to close their eyes So they wouldn't look upon satan when he arrived We'll never open your eyes because oof to see satan not only five feet from you

But he's the one squeezing the bathroom Oh, Teresa, you will go blind. I've heard that. That's true But the five year old in the room This is when the child comes into the story the child of Maria del Carmen Garcia Rios He was too scared to close his eyes because of course there's a lot of commotion going on Yeah, and I've never heard of that. I've never heard of the too scared to close your eyes Yeah, scenario. I mean, I think that's a very good. That's smart. You if you're very see you got to get your surroundings

Yeah, you got to know what's going on know who's about which I heard that Wade Boggs never blinked I've heard that as well and that is a good baseball player Never never blink never once because you blink once your eyes get used to it next thing You know, they're blinking all the time and maybe even sleeping Uh, next you know, but no one you're gonna miss a frozen rope coming down between second and third absolutely So the mother and the sister in the middle of the ritual Displaying some real quick thinking here. Yeah grab the spoon and gouged out the boy's eyes

Ah, that was smart And this is the problem too if this was a uh if this was some sort of I guess if they no if they had all went to some sort of like friendly chef meeting or some sort of you know Fun culinary store. They would have had a melon baller Right, right. Yeah, and a melon baller really one of the laziest inventions. That's ever been invented. Yeah Just use a spoon use a spoon ball it up. I don't know. Have you tried a melon baller? I'd say give a melon baller a go I don't like a melon baller because the balls are too small. I like a big piece of melon

No one's no one's telling Ben how big his melon slices are gonna be that's right. I'll put my whole face in it Eat melons like shrek. Yeah, pick up a melon and just eat it like it's a fucking apple. You fucking Yeah, I eat it like every cartoon hippo eats. That's how I eat my my melons. Hmm So let's move on now to A mysterious disappearance now this one. Can we get a halloween breakdown halloween breakdown? Yeah, that was a good one. Halloween breakdown Mm-hmm, but uh Yeah, so that's the end of that story they got the kids

I know yeah, they got the kids out and they were all sentenced to 30 years each Of course because the kid did not die No, but no, we might be doing they said it becomes a it's a very specific crime called making an order out of your son Oh, I hate when they do that. Yeah And we may be uh covering this in a future episode, but in my satanic ritual research I've found that a lot of satanic rituals of this kind take place in mexico This is not shocking. It's not shocking. There's a lot of weed is smoked in colorado Yes, because it's just so insanely out of the I mean again, this is a defamation of satanism

This is not what satanism is about. I also um, I don't want I'm in the risk of getting a nerd alert here But I bought the book of thoth tarot deck alice or Crowley's tarot deck that he created and the book to go that he wrote to go along with it And so Nerd alert Good god my own mexican satanic rituals from my own home here in los angeles Henry, can I just recommend getting a friend while you're out there? I don't need friend Ghosts and aliens and serial killers. Please god So we're gonna move on to the terra calico disappearance and this is i'm sure you've seen pictures of terra calico

Uh, there's always that you know, you always see on the internet those lists of like pictures taken right before somebody's death Right. Yes. This is this is very fucked up when I read about this because I've seen this picture before and then I just never Really went through the details for because honestly There's a thing to me What's scariest to me is the idea of these uh mysterious disappearances Where you you hear about them in America all the time is we've covered cover them before And coast to coast is specifically obsessed with them But the idea that like and it happens pretty often where you're with somebody and people just disappear

They just go and this is Imagine if instead they just disappear then then you get some clues as to where they are and the clues are even more disgusting Right the old irish. Goodbye. I like that the uh a lot of these killers just the time to take the picture That's that's gotta be awkward and odd You know, yeah. Oh, that was blurry Uh, wait, can you just oh can you look scared your face more towards me? That would be great It says oh, uh, oh, yeah, because you got a double chin in this one. You don't want me to put that one up right

So on september 20th 1988 near bella new mexico terra calico 19 was biking to school and she was known as a long-distance biker She'd bike about 18 miles per day. Oh, so very attractive. Probably a tight butt. We can figure that out She's 15 years old it's 19. Oh, okay. Yeah game on Well, not anymore Henry Oh, yeah, oh, it's off everything about this sexual You ruin my yummy yummy. I'm gonna take her. I'm gonna steal. Well, you can have her

It's like you it's like you licked all the cheese at the party you get all You guys want these olives because I've been sucking on them So after she left that day the family never saw terra again The day after she disappeared her mother patty Doyle found a cassette tape by the band Boston by the side of the road near broog street, which is a few miles southwest of their house Now she was known to listen to her walkman specifically boston quite a bit. Nothing gets you going like boston Oh, no, no, not at all So later they found part of a sony walkman

Which was the same model that belonged to terra along highway 47 near the john f. Kennedy camp campground 19 miles from calico's house just a little further than she planned a bike that day Ah, but they didn't find the schwin, huh? They did not find the schwin. They didn't find the bike and they found Nothing from her Well, I think of the schwin is more important in this situation because you can't sell a woman online But you can sell a bike So what they found though the most promising lead but also the most frustrating They found a picture

depicting what some say is terra and another missing area resident Thought to be a kid named michael henley jr. Who had disappeared in 1988 While he was hunting turkeys with his father an hour from albuquerque Now the picture is incredibly haunting because basically they found it out on the ground and it's a picture of her And if you look at pictures of her before it's it it looks really close to her Um, if it is her, but it's they're there. It's they are bound in the back of a van We'll put up the picture on the facebook page and it's it's horrifying. I mean they're they're they're about to be dead Or sold in a prostitution. Yeah, and there are uh,

There is definitely some evidence that it is terra. Some people say it isn't Uh, but the we this is a very bizarre Uh detail in this photo is that there is a paperback book sitting next to her and it's said a friend say that the paperback book The author is one of terra's favorite authors. Ah, so it's probably her. Yeah, it's probably her But this photograph, uh, it's also creepy how the photograph was found A woman found the photograph in a parking lot outside of a junior food store in part satan joe, florida Okay, half the country away. Hmm. So it's possible that whoever abducted this woman and this boy Was just driving around the country in a van with the two of them bound and gagged in the back

Then he's probably looking at the picture masturbated and then he came and then he forgot the picture That's sad. It doesn't really make any sense Why you masturbate and in the picture when you get the real deal holy field in the back of your van? No, I mean you probably unloaded them at some point and there are various theories as to how terra drisco died because Are not terra drisco, uh terra calico. Uh, there's a lot of theories as to what happened to her. Some people say that she was, um Killed in a hit and run by a couple of boys that have been harassing her for a few days before that Uh, they would drive next to her in their truck yell things at her be just particularly aggressive and some people think that they may have hit her

Uh and killed her and Buried her body somewhere. Well, apparently they've never seen. I know what you did last summer because that woman's gonna come back and murder them There's another problem with it is that the boy they think it's michael henley His remains though were found in 1990 not far from where he disappeared And investigators believe that he just wandered off and died from exposure because he was running turkey in a national park With his father you're gonna be pretty brazen to uh to go after somebody with a gun who is looking to kill That's a dain. That's not the easiest person, uh to pick for your victim. I wouldn't think I would say it's especially dangerous If you wear your I'm gonna whip. Oh, you know what'll be fun today, brian

Let's put on our kidnap and turkey costume. That's right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we trust the best turkeys. We're still kids Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's fucking great You know, Benjamin franklin loved the turkey. No fucking way craig He did he wanted to make it the national bird. Yeah craig There is some other evidence that uh people saw witnesses saw a woman resembling terra with a group of men who seem to be Restraining her on a south florida beach just days before the photo right so maybe they should have Did you stop it? Maybe you know I love all these witnesses or watch it. Yeah, it's more important to be a witness than a hero. Oh, yeah, I've heard that absolutely

um the other um Yeah, another detail is that later on down the line. It was like when this case got reopened in 2001 pictures started showing up of the little boy in the in the original photo from his class picture with a pen drawn A fake tape mark over his mouth just like the picture in the original photograph. Yeah They said it was an imitation of the 1989 polaroid, but on the other hand This was in august of 2009. So this picture had already been floating around the internet Quite a bit, right? So it's probably just some dumb-sick motherfucker. I wonder if that guy shook out like a polaroid picture

after he took it I wonder If he did kind of got a little wiggle. That's the outcast. I just well that was 2009. I mean that said that would have been out for a few years by that point I just can't believe the guy didn't take the boston You know, I feel like the guy that would go out there and kill a bunch because he's probably look at their tapes And he's like credence. Awesome. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's this? Oh, is this? Oh my sharonah. Yeah Boston I can't rape to boston

Throw that back out into the dirt. Yeah, boston's it's too good. It's too good feeling. Yeah Yeah, you can't do something that evil when you're listening to boston impossible No, all you want to do is ride down the highway with top down You got a girl with golden curls sitting in your lap and you're driving and it's dangerous Right, and you know you're romantic. Yeah, and your fat sure your fat goes over your belt, but you still feel muscular So there's one woman who's not giving up on the case. Uh, her name is melinda esquibel She was a former classmate of terror of terrors and apparently she's making a documentary That is executive produced by rj midi who played walt jr on breaking bad. Hey, there we go

And that's the pop culture connection to that. There it is. There it is. Is it almost time for another breakdown? Yeah, let's move on to some good old-fashioned men in black. Oh cool. Yeah, I love this story so much We got dr. Herbert hopkins in september of 1976 to be honest, we should do an entire episode about the men in black Oh, and we and we will I just love this story so much and we probably should have saved it But it's just it's great for halloween. This is if you want to Properly dress up like a men in black for halloween This is the way to do it the way this man this described But the big thing is so men in black just a quick breakdown is that the stories that are involved involving men in black

usually involve Men who come to an area that has headed a recent ufo sighting or crash or or landing Right or some sort of experience and there are men in black suits that act as if they don't know how to be human beings They're they're honest. They're very strange pointed faces Um weird laughter weird type things they ask questions about you and about what you know about the ufos And then they leave but they're not even no one knows what the fuck they are It's not a not even necessarily paranormal for a fact the men in black were there after the plane went down over What was it long island? Yeah? Yes weird stuff?

So this guy dr. Herbert hopkins. He was a doctor and a hypnotist He was acting as a consultant on an alleged ufo teleportation case in main So one evening her birds hanging out the house alone The telephone rings and a man that says he is the vice president of the new jersey ufo research Organization he asked if he could come by visit dr. Hopkins and just talk about certain details on the case And he said normally you imagine the guy who's the vice president in the new jersey ufo research organization would be like he'd show up And be like hey, it's going done. They don't body you help put him in air conditioning. Hey, yeah, sort of ufo too

Oh, yeah, what about them giants? So Herbert goes back to the back porch turn on the light because he's out in the country turns on the light So the vice president of the new jersey ufo research organization can easily find the house But he said that as soon as he turned on the light A man was already client this guy was already climbing up the porch steps right so then in his head He's like oh if I play this right politically I could become president This is 1978 no cell phone. So this guy had to have called from a landline somewhere Uh, and at the time dr.

Hopkins said he felt no particular surprise He said the man was dressed in a black suit a black hat black tie Black shoes and a white shirt. He said I thought he looked like an undertaker But he said the clothes were immaculate suit unwrinkled trousers sharply creased But when the man took off his hat said that he was completely hairless not only bald But he also had no eyebrows and no eyelashes. His skin was dead white, but his lips were bright red So he's a Mormon Yes

Yes, this is actually a very obscure form of jojoba's witness. Yes as well. It's called the jokers They're the jokers society of the of the of the jojoba's witness Dr. Hopkins said at one point in the conversation The man the man in black brushed his lips with his gray suede gloves And the doctors said that the lips were smeared and the gloves were stained with lipstick Yes, so he had no lips and so in order to pretend to have lips he put lipstick on himself It's like it's it's it's like aliens who have no concept of what people are and so they're like the lips are red What is that lip goo? Can I have some?

How are my lips and they're like clack sorry if you were a clack sore right now I would be making love to your beautiful beautiful mouth. I mean, I'm gonna scare dr. Hopkins Yeah, so he's been from Wisconsin. I will say it also reminds me of a lot of white Scandinavian girls Very thin lips on these women extremely so so there there were other strange goings on while the man in black was visiting dr. Hopkins the man in black said that he just stated he out of the blue said you have two coins in your pocket And of course he did have two coins. He did, huh? So he asked the doctor to put the coins in his hand and he said to watch the coin Don't watch me don't watch me watch the coin

And he said as he watched the coins started to go out of focus and then it gradually vanished and the visitor told him That there you nor anyone else on this planet will ever see that coin again And then the man rose unsteadily to his feet and said slowly My energy is running low. Let's go now. Goodbye. Oh my god. He's an old and then he walked falteringly to the door and descended the outside and steps uncertainly one at a time And one step stepping like a human. Don't say it out loud Clark. Sorry. Don't say it up one second step This is difficult. I'm used to being in my goo cylinder So he's a vaudevillian magician suffering from ms. Yeah

Yes, and of course when the man started walking out to the driveway dr. Hopkins saw bright bluish white light Much brighter than a normal car lamp Uh, and he neither saw nor heard anything Uh, and of course he was very scared. He complied with his visitor's instruction Which was to erase the tapes of the hypnotic sessions. He was conducting with regard to the case in Maine All right, and he had no further but so like so claxar walks out He hears the beep beep like he hits like the key button to a fucking UFO just like I told you at a corolla brand UFO with champagne color just like parked the hand camp spot

He just climbs into it and leaves Pretty cool though. Yeah, that's sorry. I've got to go. I'm double parked It's an interdimensional craft. It doesn't matter where I park Anyways, I will see you And just so you know The new jersey ufo research organization. No such institution exists With this whole this whole ufo genre is that I can call anywhere and she'd be like, hello, this is dr. Henry Zabrowski I'm from the national institute of alien wardrobe services

And then like and then eventually someone will be like, oh, yes, of course. Yes. No, I know you mr. Zabrowski. It's dr. Zabrowski Right. Yeah, I didn't go to nine years of fake medical school to be called mr. Zabrowski. All right. Here we go You know, but I guess it sounds like I don't know it's I'm getting a weird alarm on my phone going off It seems like it's time for a halloween Breakdown She is halloween breakdown Oh my god, and yes indeed she did mop boy All right, we're gonna go for a trio of corp stories here

Oh, yeah, because no halloween is complete without a feted rotting corpse Oh, I want to go to a restaurant that has that on the menu a trio of corp stories Tree of corp stories, and it's just like this one is called Mr. Henderson's finger Oh, so is it like ham? It's just a hot. It's just a hot dog. It's a hot. Yeah, it's a hot dog So we're gonna start with our first our first Corp story is going to be about a florida teen has shades of psycho in it Maybe even shades of guine on this. Okay. He's arrested on a homicide charge

After cops found his mother's rotting corpse inside the trailer home that they shared for more than a week after she went missing The weird thing is it's miami. So she was still alive This woman her name is tamar davis. She was 42 her son tyreese landrum was 15 years old Of course, uh davis. She went missing on august 21st. She disappeared from the home at uh from her boyfriend's home At the end of a long night of drinking. Whoa. Yes, her boyfriend said that she was heavily intoxicated And neighbors say that casiano That's the boyfriend and the woman's son continued to live in the house for the next 10 days While the rancid smell spread throughout the neighborhood

Cassiana is a pretty cool name though. Yeah, marcos. Cassiana. Oh marcos. I'll date him He's the king of the trailer part marcos is also like the perfect mom's new boyfriend name It's like marcos or like sef Yeah, it's just like yeah, whatever sef. Yes, my dad Yeah, stefan something like that the smell was so bad that there were up to 20 buzzards sitting in the tree outside Getting ready to eat brought there by the smell when they asked the son what the smell was he said I had probably a dead cat or a raccoon or whatever. He's not dead cats. They're always everywhere Yeah, and you're in the shape like my mother. Did I say that? That's great

And he said that they sometimes cats or raccoons they get trapped under the house They die and we just kind of leave them there and wait for the smell to go away So those buzzards are just like when when are we gonna eat? When does it actually when does it happen? It's like when a new shoe comes out and everyone waits outside a foot locker for the night That's insane. They wait the So let me let me say Um, mmm. It smells like dead mother. Yeah, that's gotta be. Yay. Do we want to go get it? Do we go get it? It's like, I don't know. I haven't learned to open a door yet. Have you Larry? He's just like

I hope I have We said no more cartoon vultures here Mm-hmm. I agree and maybe that that's how evolution began that for the vulture They'll have thumbs in no time people keep on dying in trailer parks in Miami So the next story up involves Maggots coming in from above a family was plagued by maggots falling into their kitchen And they were horrified to discover that the source was a decomposing body in the apartment upstairs I actually think that's a good at least there's a reason for it

It's better than maggots just hanging out. Yeah, but if this was fucking iron chef They would learn to cook with them in nine different ways in a bunch of different flavor styling Yeah, they should have played survivor house and not been allowed to leave Eat the maggots. Yeah, the mother said we walked we looked through the window and I've never seen anything like it There were flies coming out of the window above my head And then there was a breeze of air inside and the smell was horrendous. I almost threw up I called the police Straight away right the police came over they broke into the apartment upstairs

And they found that the cane body which had been laying in there for a month Man flies flies got it good because let's say she did get sick and she threw up more food More fly food more fly food and the maggots were falling into the kitchen Right, right. Yeah, right on all the steak and free delays quite very awful So the last corp story that we're gonna cover and this is a fascinating one here because it involves one of the mo and one of the biggest gatherings of corpses in the history of the world Jonestown. Oh, well, right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. Can you do this fucking duty to have to like show up?

First of all be shipped to South America Right do it and just being like can't we just get I Guys, I don't want to be like racist or anything, but isn't South America like the hive of maids right, right But they're all over here, you know, so we got to go over there and take care of the body Leave them leave them. I leave the body. Let earth take care of it, you know Yes, absolutely. Let the go the let the life cycle take care of the symbol. That's what symbol would have wanted. I agree

Yeah, well, you can just put tombstones where they're dead. Yeah. Yeah Well, this is something that a lot of people don't really think about and I've really never thought of it before and anytime so anytime there are A lot of bodies anywhere like let's say Katrina Ton of bodies are on Katrina. Somebody's got to clean that up Well, I mean every tragedy is a is a benefit for somebody. So if you're in the body business Katrina was a hell of a day for you Oh, yeah, I will say this. So to be honest my my Cousin who works the secret service part of what the surfers did right after 9 11 part of their job Was to be they were a part of the recovery crew and so my cousin's job was to go

Basically what they did for 9 11 is that they would airlift the rubble out to a dump in Jersey And they put on these gigantic spacesuits hazmat. Yeah, and dug through the rubble looking for body parts And so you know what they did, you know, there's some funeral home, dude Who was just like, yeah, they never thought my idea for a party bus funeral homes was a good idea until now I can put 30 40 corpses in my party bus funeral home mover was at 9 11. I hope there's nine more Party bus herces come on down Well, apparently the 193rd infantry brigade. They are the branch of the army that's Uh, involved and tasked with cleaning up bodies. So they say like, I knew him. I knew that. Okay. Yeah, okay

So they just go that's the perfect position to be in if you're in the military. You're guaranteed to live you're picking up the dead Yeah, yeah, you're there after the fact. Wow. Yeah Uh, so they thought of course the identification process on this was next to impossible Remember there are 913 bodies, right and only a few of them had the homemade ID bracelets Uh, because that's what they wanted to do some of them, you know thought far enough ahead that there's going to be a lot of corpses here It's going to be hard to identify us. So I'd better put on an ID bracelet. So my family How about we just leave? How about we just go

And they didn't get to the bodies until four days after the mass suicide. And so the bodies Uh, were extremely bloated. They said that the heads resembled those of severely hydrous aphalic children And remember this is in South America. This is in a tropical climate Oh, right a tropical climate will cause a body to bloat and to decompose much faster than say if this happened in the mojave desert Oh, they're sucking all the uh covered in parrots Which is also very difficult to get through Yes, they said that the skin color of almost every victim was a dark blue black Which made identifying by race impossible. It was like it was a purple purple purple people. Yeah. Yeah

And this is a weird thing about is they said that the only person that remained Recognizably caucasian was jim jones himself jim jones. He was one of those. He was also paying. He wore makeup Yeah, he was probably probably killed himself in an air-condition type a room. Oh, and that new jones town documentary is fantastic Yeah, yeah, and it's even well, didn't jim jones shoot himself. Did he do the shoot? Yes. Yeah, he shot So i'm so he took the poison and then shot himself in the head. So I guess there there was more um Room for the water to leak out so he didn't get the bloat Yeah, and this is uh this account where I got all of this uh information from was this is an account by one of the soldiers Who was tasked with going and cleaning up all of these bodies, and he actually did make a very good point here

Uh in which uh, you know jim jones his entire message was bringing black and white together Equality, you know, that's well. I mean really. I mean that's what he started off off Are you gonna say that they ended up a color that brought black and white together except for jim jones? They all ended up that is not a good boy. That is not a good boy. They're all dead marcus. It is irony, sir I guess the biggest thing that we caught alarm from martin luther king jr. Is that when you're dead? Everybody's fucking purple. Here's Everyone's purple with your death. Perhaps he explains it better than I do I will read from his paper. He says it was as if the members of the people's temple

Finally achieved a form of equality in death that the evil pastor who masterfully orchestrated their demise did not share jim jones who preached racial equality from pulpits in indianapolis to yukai and san francisco all of his life In the end became the only person in his flock that did not achieve it We're all purple when we're dead And this is why we can't have people with ba's in poetry in the infantry exactly Good lord And so they said the task of identifying the bodies was even worse than placing the bodies into the bags Because when you're identifying bodies, you know, if you're in the military, everyone's got the dog tags easy identified

But these people they had to go through their pockets And you know and so all these bodies are pretty much liquefied and they said at this point millions of eggs Had been laid in all the bodies and they said that maggots covered the entire area Of the dead well shake them off and then you got yourself a pocket watch, you know Yeah, not bad. It's a problem. Yeah, this is a pickpockets dream, but even like in the end of you can't It's gross the other thing There were there was also a team of cockney pickpockets there that were using it for training purposes Exactly which was that but you know, but you can just scare them off with the broom

They're scared of brooms. Well, yeah, they worked Did most of their training on corpses? So if you're alive, you can kind of Scare them Look at my staff you just play with the hands the rings just fall off the melty fingers So the first they of course when they tried to pick up the bodies and put them into body bags They started with the simplest method which is just picking it up and put it in there right unfortunately though The bodies were so decomposed by this point that when they picked them up The heads and the limbs pretty much just fell off light lifting light load. That's not bad

And they said when that happens, I mean, that's what you're going for with the pulled pork But that's not what you want to be happening to your aunt Martha. No, I don't think you're allowed to eat purple people They said when this happened a foul thick fluid would stream from the body part Being held by the hapless soldier and an even larger amount would flow from the torso as it landed on the ground And because the bodies were in such close proximity to one another It wasn't long before the soil in jones town became a muddy mixture of dirt and body fluids And that's where we got plum trees from. Yeah, but what is the term felching? Isn't that the term felching felchiness felching? It involves semen and uh, buttholes and straws

Yeah, I'm looking this up Don't image search it known. Oh, yes felching is a sexual practice involving the act of orally suck and semen Are the anus of one's partner. Yeah, there were there's something else that it's sexual But with body or body fluids. Well, bundy. It was really into dead body fluids Bundy was really into a corpse around this time. It seems like he would go back Munging munging munging. That's what it is. Yeah, you're right. Henry. I mean, you're wrong about the I don't know what's more disgusting again. This is another example if you sent the right person over there They're gonna love it. This is called munging go to your grave. They would have had sex with all the corpse

They would have had sex with them the corpse would still be there but covered in semen This is this is so this is the term here You go to graveyard with four of your buddies dig up a fresh female corpse female and have a gang bang Are you telling me it's gay if you have sex with a male corpse? That's no, that makes you gay Afterwards one of them puts their mouth over the vagina and then someone jumps in the stomach shooting all the common man gets into the person's mouth I just call munging That is one of the more erotic things I've ever heard. Thank you. Isn't that fun? That is fun So it took an hour just to identify 10 bodies the first hour and then around hour number two

They were making about the same amount of projects or progress. There were 913 bodies to go through so About hour three Some of the guys on the ground they called up the uh the communication center and they just said Tell hq. We need shows snow shovels get snow shovels and just why can't you just Number them one through whatever 900 and just call them lunatic. Here's your lunatic back here You're burying your lunatic. Here's your lunatic. I mean they wanted to be one anyway Yeah, you don't be like here's here. Here's your lunatic mother. Which one is she? I don't know

But she's one of the lunatics So having also snow shovels and then one jackass was just like snow shovels. Hey, it can't be snowing inside of America Like no for the fucking rotting bodies Rodney Rodney, but Rodney's funny though I guess I've always been a little slow Yeah, why he's on corpse duty So six or eight shovels or six or eight soldiers. This is how they got each individual body They would have six or eight soldiers on each side of the body three or four on each side And they put the snow shovel underneath the body

They lifted in unison about a foot or so off of the ground Two other soldiers then slid an open body back under the suspended corpse The snow shovels were lowered and the remains were gently deposited into the body bag They did that 913 it reminds me Makes me think of an italian pizzeria the way they got those big uh, it's so funny I was just thinking about barata, which is a baby mozzarella, which is like that. It's kind of soft Yeah outside, but all gooey in the middle and you know flip it up and down a little bit. Oh, yeah So that but this did have some you know, this wasn't as easy as it sounds

I think this is the the the most disgusting thing that's ever made both Henry and I hungry Yeah, I'm literally thinking about pizza right now. I am hungry. I am starving I need to eat so I'm so fucking hungry. In fact while you guys were talking about munching I was like, do I want a burger or burrito? Well a burrito Yeah, because it's kind of like gushers, you know, the big ones. Yeah, real big ones. Oh, do they have big gushers? I got to no, I think they just got the regular size the size of a foot long sub sandwich Oh And just shoot all that fucking jelly liquid down your throat every time you bite into it

Wow, we are a couple of foodies. This is a whole new show everybody So this wasn't always an easy process either Some time every time they pulled it up body Body fluids would flow freely from the orifices and break the skin Sometimes the head which is swollen to twice its normal size slip from the shovel and fell to the earth with a thud And then you got to leave it there or you use the five second rule And now and so at the end of it that This is one of the funniest that I laughed about this for a good 30 seconds

I this is one of the funniest things that I have ever read in my life because of course when you're around Such horrible things Eventually the gallows humor comes out right now. I didn't know this. I wouldn't know anything about gallows humor. No No, no, no now. I didn't know this about jim jones, but apparently he kept a chimpanzee named mr. Mugs This is true This is true He kept a chimpanzee named mr. Mugs and it said that sometimes they locked children inside of mr. Mugs's cage When they were bad. Oh, that's that's terrifying. That's great. Yeah, you want to go in the monkey room?

Yeah, I do actually is it the jungle like one big monkey room We've got a very small monkey room. Yeah And so of course jim jones He was humane enough to just shoot the monk and to shoot the chimpanzee right before You know before the festivities began. I think that's a reward by the way a monkey I think it's a reward to get into the monkey room if you're a kid hanging out with mr. Mugs. That's great That's that's we're calling it's actually technically an ape I've been I've been called. I've been told that we can't call them monkeys anymore. They're apes. They're apes. Yeah

Oh, they're apes. Okay. They're absolutely apes. Sure. Yeah, mr. Mugs the ape So colonel gordon who was a joint task force commander he approached the guy That was that wrote this article And he asked him he said y'all bring a psych tech with you from Panama the guy says no sir Why and gordon said they kept trying to push that big gorella shoulders into the body bag But they just couldn't get it zipped up I watched him for a few minutes until one of them graves registration guys was gonna hack off its shoulders with a machete Hold it. Hold it

He commanded. Why are you gonna hack that gorella up? Because he won't fit into the body bag, sir But why are you putting him in that body bag? Anyway, why sir? Why just wait till they open this one in dover They are gonna laugh And laugh I can't believe jim jones shot his mr. Mugs. He shot his mr. Mugs schmuck and that story was actually confirmed by the guy Who wrote the article? He called up the medical examiner's office in dover where all of these bodies were being shipped

And he did confirm that as he was opening the body bags Mr. Mugs was inside and that is funny these guys these jokers tell us health america cinema monkeys Man, oh man, mr. Mugs could have identified all the bodies if those people knew sign language Mr. Mugs was dead. I know you got to keep mr. Mugs alive. He's the last witness we got Oh, man. I love mr. Mugs. I laughed about that for so long Sad he's dead though. I bet you did So let's round up this whole thing. Yeah, I mean, I I guess we're right before we go the one the one last story I think that um, I don't know. It seems like we're a little late for some sort of

It's a breakdown Breakdown halloween Yeah Sure is Yeah, it's very spooky stuff. Yeah halloween breakdown. So we're gonna go through this list of things I believe this was a reddit thread and ask reddit thread That was done not too long ago

And someone asked what is the creepiest thing your kid has ever said to you and these are Creepy as shit. They're really cool, but they're really creepy. Let's just go through a few of these I'm gonna start off one guy said my four-year-old daughter snuck into bed with us and said There's a real old lady in my bed and she laughs mean at me That's great stuff. Go back to bed with her honey cuddle with her Yeah, yeah, I hate sleeping with your mother, too. Now get out of here. Yeah, welcome to my world Mom, there's a man who looks like a shadow who comes to my window every night and says mean things Yeah, like your feet are big

Ah, they are big. I don't have a computer in front of my phone is flawed. So I can't read any You can come around here. If you like, how do I even get over there walk? nah My son and I were watching a movie suddenly he looked over towards the empty doorway to the kitchen and said Daddy, who is that guy and why doesn't he ever say anything? Yeah That could be in the adoption center. Oh, yeah, got a second. Get rid of them one night about 10 30 p.m There was a tiny knock on my door. I opened it up and there was a small little boy outside

He said tonight is the night they come for you Suddenly his dad appeared and apologized profusely as he scooped up his kid and carried him away Oh, yeah, this one here is my favorite. Marcus turned the uh, the computers are gonna read it. Uh, Mom, why is there a dead guy in the basement? That's kind of scary Yeah, and if you're and if you're john Wayne gacy, that's a problem. Right exactly because that's a witness. Um Um Anyway, oh my god

Desi. Oh, yeah, my daughter started screaming like her skin was pinched in the seatbelt or something I pulled over the car and asked her what was wrong. She said nothing. I just didn't want to be the ones who die I asked her what she meant and she said one of the cars on the road was going to crash A minute or so later we came on a rollover that had bare just barely happened Cool Which one is that you want me to read that one back with my kid? Uh, let's see What Back when my kid was three or four

He told me that he was really happy to have a new mommy because his old mommy was mean and cranky And drove their car into the pond and then he uh, he didn't miss her very much All right. Well, that's nice Old mommy. Yeah, a lot of a lot of moms do that. Oh, yeah All three of my kids were uh All three of my kids when they were little talked so seriously about these two little girls Who apparently would come to play with them in their room all of them had the same story too They said the little girls always made sure they knew that quote

Mommy was sad. So she pushed just under the water until we fell asleep Ghosts three way. Wow. So her little girls with the reincarnated ghosts of andrea gates Interesting very cool nuts. Um Daddy come say hi to mary. She misses you my three-year-old daughter yelled across the backyard Mary's was my older sister who died when I was a kid and there was no way my daughter had heard about her Oh, cool. Uh, we found the dead raccoon in our garden one morning and my five-year-old son told me he knew what uh He knew what to do with it so that so that nobody in our family would ever be cursed And uh and died that day. I guess there's a raccoon curse the kid was thinking about this is a smart five-year-old. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, I mean sure. Yeah, or a psychopath One day my dad came by to watch my kids while I ran some errands My daughter said grandpa you look like the guy who's always hiding behind the fence at school trying to give us stuff That is me honey It is me, huh? Yeah, that one actually where there's original to near my fucking fly Shipped on my fly. I think a lot of these are just the child's imagination But there's a good chance there's a pedophile just hanging out of there school there. Um, all right. All right, that's it All right. Well, uh, I hope everyone's I did this. I hope I can't believe we fucking did this. Yeah

Oh, it's halloween, and I'm so excited. It's october. Hello satan. You are my father I'll tell you compared to last episode. I thought this one was nice and light So we'll be back at you with the next one It's gonna be much more graphic and disturbing than ever. Well next next episode. I believe we're doing listener pasta. Oh, yes Correct. So we're gonna get stories from you guys. We're gonna do some recordings of you guys I can't wait. Yeah, just let us know a cave comedy radio at gmail.com If you've got a story you want to tell if you want to get on the air And if you've got something like a particularly creepy story, it doesn't necessarily have to be just ghosts

It can be aliens Last year. Amy Donahue told a story in which she knew a serial killer who actually took her picture her headshot Yeah, who actually took her headshot if you've got any kind of weird story like that In fact, we've got one listener who posted on the page. He said that he actually knew sung choe the virginia tech Massacre shooter. So if you yeah, if you want to get ahold of us and let us I'd love to hear that story that sounds Fascinating so we had a couple people for a long time ago who had said I know that someone was saying that they worked along with the Psych wars people for the u.s. Army and I'd love to hear something from people who've done

Psychological warfare or know anything about that about like mk. Alter or anything like that anything weird about our government is also great I also love to hear your largest meal. Maybe you ate like an insane amount of food and you know, it's really something horrific It sounds spooky. Yeah, so, uh, October's rolling along our satan is almost here. God. I miss him I miss satan. You'll be ready. Um, yeah, and you're doing well out there. Henry the fans always want to know I went to this place called house of intuition in silver like this little psychic shop and I walked in and one of my favorite things that Like I met this woman named naha Who is a spiritual guide or and it's just all of

All of los angeles has has has a personality problem It sounds like you asked a girl out and you asked for her name and she said naha No, I don't I don't think that's gonna happen. It was pretty great. Um, that's awesome Yeah, I miss you guys. Uh, thank you guys for listening. Uh, we're rolling along follow us on twitter Yep, that's uh, henry loves you on twitter. That's marcus parks on twitter. I'm ben kissle on twitter Uh, we'll do a hail satan here and then well, I'm gonna say hail yourselves everyone Hail satan, hail me, hail he, hail gain Happy halloween, it's a halloween breakdown. Oh, yeah one more breakdown

Yeah, what was that sound?