Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 155: 2014: The Year in Murder and Mayhem

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

It's our 2014 retrospective, as we cover the year's most murderous news stories from January to December, including spree stabbings, Brazillian serial killers, Irish baby graves, and mass fatal alcohol poisonings.

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I was it was like six o'clock in the morning I was going to my inventory job at borders at fucking it was horrible well so I was going into the the train at 6 30 in the morning and so this fucking French looking homeless guy with like a dirty sailor hat on and like that that great old big homeless man five o'clock shadow where it's like mostly a beard but it's like when did he shave right you know like he never shaved and so he came up to see it six or anymore I'm miserable waiting to go to work and he just pulls his dick out and pisses all over the seat I've seen that is a New York experience that should have happened to Taylor Swift really that's just you in the future meeting you in the present you're just like we shouldn't have ever met we broke technically we've broken the time continuum is going to be Dr. Brown is Dr. Brown are we ready to go Marcus yes we are

welcome to the show everyone that's Marcus Marks I'm Ben Kissel I'm Henry Zabrowski 75 years in the future you're gonna get closer closer I used to do things called podcasts you got your hologram hats everybody got holograms I used to do it's for the radio it was for the radio you got a you got a burrito despair you got a lizard finger despair for a man who was a radio comedian for up to four years wow before he got addicted to straight up green alcohol oh my god I could go for some grain alcohol right making toilet wine for my neighbors I didn't want it no they didn't huh too bad because what they didn't know is that toilet wine was just a funny term I use for pee pee oh yeah well that makes sense I was on the subway with Eddie yesterday hope you like it white because I've

been drinking lots of water that's good that means you're healthy I was on the subway with Eddie yesterday and there was a homeless fella and he asked for some food and sure enough Eddie had some shrimp scampi and from the round table of gentlemen shrimp skin Eddie always has shrimp scampi on him well good to know I at least if I'm ever in the Olive Garden and the chef runs out I can be like here we've got your hero here here's your spider-man happy new year 2014 was good for some for others it was a tragedy mostly terrible on this episode we're gonna run down some of the worst events of 2014 first thing I want to bring up in the best events I guess well it's a year in murder and mayhem yeah you know a little thing that everyone conveniently forgot about is where's

this fucking plane where is the plane America where did the plane go think about it we are the only people still answering the question they are so happy people stopped answering the question is now they don't have to talk about fucking free-scale the energy company employees that were on there there were possibly murdered to cover up an energy weapon or the fact that that guy that plane is now sitting on a MetLife fucking US airbase in the middle of the Indian Ocean and maybe those people having the best times of their lives and we wouldn't even know or they're just human cabbage the fish are eating who knows but if you don't ask the questions you don't get the answer I imagine that Nemo is living in the captain's fucking room exactly oh this is great if I make enough money

honey I swear to God we can go to his rectum in a year so today we're not gonna be covering the gigantic stories like we're not gonna be covering Aaron Roger we're not gonna be covered by Elliot Rogers is the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers that's right Elliot Roger we're not gonna be covering the beheadings or anything like that you know about that right heard about all that stuff we're gonna be covering these are some of the news stories fun news stories some of the lesser known news stories I'm sure a lot of you have heard about this because your followers of the macabre and a lot of this stuff was posted on the Facebook groups throughout the year thank all of you for all the wonderful stories that you posted on the Facebook group throughout 2014

I mean archive the Facebook group from 2014 that should go in the Smithsonian I mean it's just full of lunacy what I love is is is the wisdom I learned every time I go on to the last podcast page the people there it's great my favorite is that I think Lupe started it that cat that looks like it's crying that meme with the cat looks like it's crying it's very funny very well let's start in January yeah let's start in January you have a time machine you just want to go back one year just 12 months from right now I mean you go anywhere in history anytime let's just say I'm really afraid of like sitting on a really important squirrel you need to change the whole time continue and all of a sudden we're worshiping bread well I think we do worship bread now think

about it oh yeah high carb so we're gonna start in January with a botched execution let's have a little tiny little factoid about botched executions in the United States from 1890 to 2010 the rate of botched lethal injections was 7.1 percent higher than any other form of executions the electric chair was 1.9 percent hanging was at 3.1 percent the gas chamber was at 5.1 percent firing squads however 0% 100% effective right I am shocked that the highest percent of messing up is with the hanging no no the highest is a lethal injection okay hanging is 3.1 hanging is a third place that's really hard because it's like just in case you know you never know when you're on your way the execution you think you'd grab and you're hanging rope but instead you're grabbing like

one of the drapey things yeah they have the curtain the vertical slacks to go up and down that's always a problem because that snaps and everyone's are really like oh that is funny he almost died but he's fine and then they should pop them in the back of the head yeah or you grab your wedding tie and the next thing you know you just got the guy looking like he's ready to go to a ball but isn't a wedding tie more of a noose than anything else think about it think about that maybe the guy turned out to be three inches taller than you thought he was he just lands right there on his two feet it was a that's a big problem with hangings yeah well we'll do an episode on famous executioners in the future good old Jack catch these guys keep forgetting about the shins to the feet

you gotta know like listen yes I know they're like how big is the neck everybody's talking about how thick is this neck how much rope are we looking at but they don't think about like this man's got legs right right I mean do you chop the legs off or do you dig a ditch what actually happens you know so the lethal injection thing the reason why that is the most prevalent in being botches because they have problems with the drugs right it's a cocktail of drugs but they went well I'm sure we'll talk about it they used to get the high price the good drugs the good heroin the good smack but they decided to cut back and they went to the off brand well it wasn't so that they cut back it was there was a company stuff that like fucking CVS

Wayne rebrand toilet paper we've been getting it from the Dutch there's a Dutch company that manufactured these lethal injection drugs that we've been using for years and years but they suddenly decided to stop selling it to the United States and it turns out in the United States they're only executing the innocent people so we're gonna stop selling to them right now yep and they also the supplies of it are running extremely low so we started using alternative forms of execution which will get it we'll get into that a little bit but let's a lime juice margarita mix all this stuff it's like basically anything from a Jimmy Buffett restaurant we're just starting to get there they're like well it's old yeah or just stuff left over from a

holiday party either one they're looking through the chemicals like a kid look through the refrigerator in a sunny D commercial well we got some orange stuff in here there's a purple drink we'll try the purple drink then I hate to say this sir but that is a straight-up grape flavored drink that's not poison at all well just drink it then well either way it's not gonna be good for them put it in the veins so the first there were a couple of this year the first ones this guy in Ohio's name was Dennis McGuire it took over 25 minutes for him to die his lawyers very upset they say that this violates I believe the 13th amendment up 13th maybe that maybe that was the one that freed the slaves I don't know I'm not president Obama I'm not a constitutional

lawyer here but it's the one that says that we can dola cruel and unusual punishment yeah so this guy Dennis McGuire raped and killed a pregnant woman in 1989 his lawyer one I unidentified witness said that he gasped deeply there was a kind of rattling guttural sound then there was a kind of snorting what they're talking about is literally the noises I make when I'm eating spare ribs alone in my apartment right except you instead of hearing the sounds of like people watching a lethal execution you hear the sounds of me watching adventure time so Ohio officials they chose to use instead of the Danish drug that we can no longer get a hold up they chose to use a sedative medazolam and medazolam definitely sounds like a drug you

take before you go to an all night EDM party gotta get that medazolam sounds like a magic word especially cuz you could also straight immediately just start calling it dazzle immediately just be like hey I see about eight ball of dazzle I just gave you three three get three thousand dollars worth of dazzle where's my money dude sorry man it just ran out on me man so I had to use it to kill ten rapists this morning they use that in connection with a drug called a painkiller called hydromorphine so it's what it is is they just they sedate them first and then they give them an overdose of painkillers right this did not work and Berkeley University's Megan McCracken who advises lawyers that are challenging lethal injection practices she said

quote at the very least we can say this execution did not proceed his plan I mean that's because they gave her the they gave her the Janice John or gave this guy the Janice Joplin you can't just feed these people drugs that rock stars were doing in the 60s the other problem to it I mean you know he kind of deserved it well he kind of got what he does or you can't say it all the time but if you fucking rape to pregnant woman I don't I got it this is why yes the government shouldn't be allowed to put people to death and to have zero power in everything because they can't even murder they can't they don't have the ability no we know how to murder but they do the problem is is that when you ask them to do it all nice and cuddly that's when

they have the problems it said if we needed to just straight fucking kill this guy we wouldn't see him again yeah you know I mean we should just do it what we do well we did it with some of the London because the salmon London barely even know he died or again he is fish food in the bottom of the ocean 2014 he's an aquarium he's an aquarium for somebody the other botched execution happened in April this guy Clayton Darrell Lockett he didn't even die from the lethal execute the lethal injection itself he had a heart attack he was administered an untested mixture of drugs that had never been used before for executions he died 43 minutes after being sedated after after he was declared unconscious he raised

his head and he said oh man I'm I'm not and then he also said something's wrong way wrong we talked about this on top yeah we did the joke was about how it's a terrible execution if you die of natural causes he died of a heart attack yeah they gave him a lethal injection and then he got hit by a bus outside of the prison how the hell does that happen how did he die old age old age took a father time you can't stop that his crimes in 1999 he beat a kidnap beaten shot Stephanie Neiman a 19 year old high school graduate and a friend of his other victims and a witness to his crimes he beat her and used duct tape to bind her hands and cover her mouth even after being kidnapped and driven to a dusty county road

Neiman did not back down when Lockett asked if she planned to contact the police after she stated she would go to the police as soon as he let her go which is really cool as shit but I mean like yeah comes down to you like no fuck you know I am calling goddamn police of course I'm calling the police you better kill me you better kill me that's my problem yeah I'll start in the you better kill me monologue yeah and then I'll get murdered yeah yeah I just feel like sometimes teach your kids to lie yeah this is one of those situations what they have to learn is the is the old healing power of comedy yeah just start making this guy laugh chuckle on it's like oh maybe I gotta keep this guy around a little longer

this guy's a bulletin fucking barrel of laughs look at this guy all of a sudden you're drinking together next you know your godfather to his fucking son so you want you recommend doing what Bart Simpson did with sideshow Bob sing the HMS pinafore yes well it didn't work out for Lockett she was buried alive that's one of the worst that's it that is that is my worst fear that that for me is the worst death is being buried alive yeah it's a rough one yeah Lockett ordered an accomplice to bury her while she was still I don't know my question is I don't know how you get buried alive I would not be buried alive I would be shot well because if you sort of lay me down and be like alright now lay there still I'd just

be like look at me twist it I'm twisting I'm digging up all the dirt how's that dirt gonna get solid if I'm too busy twisting it I love that this guy had an accomplice doing it like he's just a small business owner you know he's just a small businessman getting his employees to do all the work for him he's making jobs right for others and like most jobs these days it's like an internship it's an unpaid internship it's about getting your foot in the door mm-hmm well she actually didn't die for being buried alive she died from the two shotgun wounds that Lockett had given her before the suffocation oh so she was barely buried alive yeah yeah it was more just the intense worst fear you could possibly have

dying with that buildup is really that's actually gonna be a great new show coming to true TV barely buried alive and it's just like me in a tub covered in blankets hmm yeah but your head still exposed so you are barely buried alive thank you where's my money well they also used the drug medazolam they use dazzle on this one as well and one expert testified in this Florida case that instead of sedating some patients turn extremely violent when given medazolam perfect mm-hmm with expert but then the best part is when they freak out right before they start attacking everybody got all these cops with guns and firing firing squads are a hundred percent effective one hundred percent let's go back to the firing

squad jeez we've learned anything this year cops can use those guns very well Ferguson 2014 think about it think about it think about it so they used it in conjunction they used medazolam with potassium chloride and that causes severe pain unless it's used with an anesthetic but when I also think it makes Twinkie's yellow yeah makes them last quite a while and of course they should have consulted an anesthesiologist somebody who is versed in the ways of pharmacology but they didn't consult any doctors you just got like a guy named spider I mean that's like backstage you should be enough you know you know the thing is that it killed my dog so and she maybe kill him probably use twice as much as we

used to kill my dog with well speaking of dogs this cocktail was deemed too painful for use in dogs well yeah of course yeah we are dogs are beloved in this country they are so it's just a corrections officer doing this these glorified wait staff for white trash it's the executioner right yeah so yeah they've had they've got special executioners and by the way they they need to go back to wearing the hoods yeah I hate this naked faced executioner bullshit yeah it's like when kiss took off the makeup and you just realized yeah when you wanted to be acoustic yeah that was a rough side yeah I did yeah I'm sick of these acoustic fucking executioners we need some heavy metal executioners he should be sitting there with

a fucking skulls head on and like you know like a gaunt like gaunt right sitting like long drapey black all over him and he says like prepare to see the end of your fate exactly it's got a guitar slash a sickle in his hands just fucking be heads of the dude I'll be fucking sweet as shit awesome well it's unclear how much of these this cocktail of drugs actually enters entered his system because the vein that they used collapsed while they were administering and in the vein they chose this is a weird one they used a vein in his groin area okay and a cloth was put over his groin to prevent witnesses from seeing said groin area I do feel like it's inappropriate that if you were already going

to administer a lethal injection a man do you really got to do it through the head of his cock I mean you know it's tough to say but I like the idea that these people who are going to watch a man die would be totally disgusted if you've looked at it but look at his penis oh my god we just want to see a murder I didn't I was gonna be so trashy the father of the daughter I'll be standing for stand and be like I want to see his cock I want to see it go straight into his goddamn cock let me do it let me do it well that was January in February the UK which we will be going to in March tickets on sale now at gigs and tours dot com just search last podcast on the left to see we're coming to a city

near you now this is a story that makes me both like nervous and also excited about in the UK yeah or right this was when spree killer Joanne Dennehy went on a bit of a row as they call it in England she killed three people in a stabbing spree and severely injured to others when she finally when she went to trial she was described by the judge at the old Bailey is having a quote sadistic lust for blood and she was sentenced this year and she this is amazing she is only the third woman in the history of England to be sentenced to life in prison behind myra henley and rosemary west our two favorites yeah I also in this one she used the weapon was if you ever watch qvc late at night they're like we've got a

brand new knife set coming your way it was like the dragon spear or whatever it's one of those knives it's so ludicrous looking you're just like oh no one would actually use that to murder anybody but she took it I love her I kind of like her is she when you watch videos of her because oh so we were saying this before it's like you know a lot of the times not to discourage the ladies I love a good old-fashioned lady murderer but a lot of times they when they say that they're wicked and they say like oh I just wanted to see what it felt like you're like ah well you're a little you were curious and then maybe you were surprised at the outcome she is a person that is a true cold-blooded killer like I showed the video of mark I showed

to mark as the video of her arraignment and it's just her just talking about she's like these clothes aren't sexy enough I need something to fit my ass something to fit my face and she was like she was just like an old-fashioned like an evil woman from a horror movie from a old British movie she's amazing yep she told a psychiatrist I killed to see how I would feel to see if I was as cold as I thought I was then it got more ish cool like great not necessarily more but more ish and by the way in comparison to the United States the UK they have sentenced three women to life in prison in the entire history of their country the United States just currently has over 5,000 women serving life prison says we punish

people equally it is a democracy that's what we do freedom freedom it's all about that so there's just three people three chicks in this prison just running wild like jack Nicholson in the shining they just have a bunch of places to play around a rosemary west is having a fantastic time no she's not she's very upset in jail she's not doing well you heard the story the story she said she said she never wants to come out she's having a great time with board games she's got a girlfriend but the promise is that but she's also known as being despicably mean she grew out her mustache hairs those pictures that's okay her mustache hairs out she's looking kind of like a kung fu sensei she's having

a great like I guess in that way but they said that she mostly sits alone now well now she has a new friend yeah now she does have another person to eat pussy in jail yeah yeah no she had no way that was that was Myra Henley that had a relationship with a guard for quite a long time awesome yeah that's so gross though yeah they love it though and it's after menopause that's when the ladies get their facial hair I learned that this week so she's she's not wet down there or bleeding every month so that's exciting well didn't he had an accomplice her boyfriend his name was this guy his name was Gary Richards aka Gary stretch he is seven foot three inches tall and one of Britain's tallest men he's an ugly motherfucker and you

do see those pictures that we put up someone put them up a long time ago and turn her bra with stomach cuts all over her face like dancing all over the place like right before she committed the murders with Gary stretch her boyfriend and they're all like you know there's something that is so sexually free about absolutely disgusting people like so disgusting but they're all like very like oh yeah suck his cock you like come and watch you want to fuck my boyfriend and it's never somebody hot no no no these people are just like if you gave a personality to a boiled hot dog that's all they are they're about as trashy as it gets I love this woman though I mean they lived and it was in the apartment complex it was in the hallway there

that's the that's where all the hot erotica pictures are yeah so you can imagine someone just like open their door and then like look down the hallway there's like I I'll just I'll wait I'm just gonna wait 15 minutes I don't like going into the hallway when my very nice hipster neighbors are coming out of the apartment can't never mind when you got Gary stretch and fucking Joe yep she did a sexy picture showing her belly and then he did a sexy picture showing his belly it was one of those oh no I'm gonna do it and now you do it funny Gary let's go fucking kill the night let us creepiest most of Dove Charney's photo shoots oh American apparel American apparel what politically fucking

I love the American apparel pictures so they all 14 molested girls no they're not right they're 18 no they're molested they're very molested everybody's been molested but me all right well these mirrors were called the Peterborough ditch murders and they took they took place last clever name it's just because they dumped them in a ditch and it was in Peterborough right and all the victims were male they all died from stab wounds they were all discovered dumped in ditches outside of Peterborough now here's something that you should be careful about Ben the two men that they stabbed and that the ones that lived they had a bunch of loose skin no no all right they have red hair no no they are born on

July 21st no they are not all right oh not that I know yeah why are they dog walker yes whoa good thing I'm a dog nanny and I mostly spend time cuddling them I feel like they want you to spend less time cuddling them yes one would argue they don't want me to be their employee anymore that is fun truth fun little truth well she pleaded guilty she took everyone by surprise by going in saying I've pleaded guilty and that's that and one of the victims his name was something Lee his last name was Lee Keith Lee and they went and they basically she was fucking him yes she was she was fucking him and she was he was not only her boss but also her landlord yes and you know what I think Gary stretch

was totally cool with it absolutely I believe I think you might have had like a Fred West room where you have a little key the little eye hole she was a bit of a prostitute yes and that's what they said it's like basically when she would go missing for they had testimony from her first husband who like watch her go around she was big you know massive drunk massive heroin user and she was just a local favorite people knew who she was honestly yeah I mean she could have been you know had she taken her right instead of a left she could have been quite a beauty oh you know she had a lot of good potential heroin just don't make it pretty don't make it pretty never no so she killed you know the three people

she killed she killed Lee she killed another guy named Slava Zewski stabbed him and that's a great name that's like a screaming rage like Slava Zewski I want your badge and your gun on my death I didn't I didn't didn't mean to shoot all the neighborhood cats I would tell you that I was never officially given a gun took one from the gun room so have them back I'll put it back I'll put it back killed another guy last name a Chapman he was stabbed in the neck and chest she was arrested after neighbors living on West Falling Street in Peterborough she said they said that she had been randomly stabbing and attacking people and then after her arrest she was linked to the previous murders and charged and she was

sentenced to life in prison for the participation in all these attacks yeah so she was like a good old-fashioned just a ball of mayhem kind of oh and stretch was sent to life in prison as well well yeah I because he helped out yeah he helped out he was complicit in all the murders he's just the big dummy you know I feel like if you're a lady and you're with a guy who does a bunch of murdering they try to get the girl to turn on the dude and maybe she gets ten years I think that stretch was the gale here yeah she was much more masculine she was the one who wanted to kill stretch just I wish they would accept me yeah it was just huge I'm bigger than everyone else if they could see what my eyes can see

taller than anyone should be well with any luck they'll treat me normal when I go out of the house today hey you fucking freak oh never mind Joanna loves me and then we're on the March and March just man only where's the plan where's the fucking plan where's March where is the plane this is the only the this is the only major one that is just March is when the plane disappeared nothing else happened in March as far as we're concerned where's the fucking plan can I go a little bit on a limb here let's do it true just in a true conspiracy sense right I spent a long time reading about this we did a whole episode about this that we had a scrap because we had horrible audio and because at the time we

were all obsessed with it and researching it and so last night I was just kind of like going through because I like I wanted to see like what was more like you know like different angles and the conspiracy sort of like about the disappearance of the plane the Texas scientists were on the plane China take the plane China take the planes the aliens take the plane was it a you know a sacrifice to a new electronic weapon is was it a commandeer by the US government was it was it like a bad 1980s racist comedian joke being like I told you Asians couldn't drive yeah is it just a punch line yeah so what I noticed is that so every top news aggregate website like you know like CNN and what was it the the big paper over in a UK as well

the Sun or whatever the Daily Sun the mirror the day the daily news or a daily mail basically you see all of these actual legit places the Washington Post we're all like we're like collecting like what are the biggest conspiracies about the missing Malaysian airplane and they were making a joke about it and that is to me when you talk about disinformation and you talk about like them feeding you and controlling a storyline the fact that newspapers that are connected to the gigantic corporations that run everything that are also the people that fund every senator in the United States that all of the money is put into super packs all over the country right they have now adopted saying that there's a conspiracy and they're

making it a big fun joke yeah like about how like look at all these funny things 237 people died they disappeared they have no idea where the hell these bodies are maybe somebody knows who knows right they are they are accepting the conspiracy thing which to me is double layered conspiracy it's like that's the conspiracy is it like that they are they let the cover up happen it's like making fun of the UFO people it's letting it happen in plain sight of it's doing this stuff they're doing this more and more because they believe everybody's a crackpot of the year if you believe in conspiracies they think you're crazy and they are owning the storyline and they're telling people what to think well they are newspapers I'm just

saying I'm with you but you know I think it's very fun sounds fucking these are the fish he is a fucking grandma set of panties oh I love grandma set of panties set of panties but this is on par you know with what we were talking about in the O.J. Simpson situation the dancing Edo's night show when we do go on the CNN's of the world and we will at some point I guarantee you they're gonna be like how dare you guys make fun of the victims of all these murderers and we'll throw it right back in their face they spent a month making bank money on these two two hundred and thirty seven now again marine food and now just be a big funny joke about how there's a conspiracy about it but the problem is because

nobody knows the fucking truth and that is a huge problem yeah and it's like interview and I just think it's like what's the answer just say with the yes of course they're probably at the bottom of the ocean yeah but fucking where's the answer why don't you know and so it's it's that to me is just one of those things when the secret that behind a curtain pokes its head through and you see how they own the news stories how they own the storyline and then they can do whatever they want with it and then basically they're like all this conspiracy suffers for nutcases how dare you but I mean while it's because they would they get to do is avoid answering the question yeah I just hope if I'm on a plane let's just

say I'm flying Virgin Airlines I hope the plane doesn't go down while I'm in the middle of the first forty eight I love that show that show when I miss the end oh my god I ain't even worse I haven't even worse when I miss the beginning oh my god who is murdered and why all right well that's my that is my rent yeah and by the way the whole time you were pointing and talking at me like I knew the answer I don't know the answer what's the answer Marcus where's the goddamn plane I don't know who knows let's move on the April I don't really care yeah it's all done it's all done it's the principle of the thing principle let's move on to April the stabbing lots of stabbing through three big stabbings

in April the first was this guy's name was trying Ray Lee he was forty seven this was in Ontario and this was a big month for stabbings in Canada he had three counts of attempted murder and four counts of aggravated assault four counts of assault and this is a group of people that don't have many guns yeah now you see if they don't got the guns are going to not sell that's why the guy that went up shot shot up the parliament shuttle security guards those security guards there are no bullets in their guns yeah which that was a big mistake but Marcus and I were talking before the show Canada really coming up in the violence game yep just yesterday we're recording this on New Year's Eve just yesterday nine people

were killed in Manitoba I believe in a huge city-wide shooting I've always said this and I'll say before Manitoba is very dangerous in December you gotta avoid Manitoba in December that is common knowledge people yeah well I guess we'll just drive right through there to Manitoba I forgot that it's it's the stabbing celebration where everybody who's got a knife has got to stab somebody because if they do they get a 20% coupon over at filing oh it's well worth it then 20% off this guy he stabbed a bunch of people because he got fired hey I've been there yeah the next one up was in Pittsburgh this 20 people were hurt in this stabbing rampage 19 students and a security guard the kid was a 16 year old sophomore

the he said that they said that he was flashing two knives around as he moved to the classroom in the first floor hallway a principle that seems like such a classic 1980s like sort of screwball comedy just like him flippin those are like hey yeah I'm bad I'm from the other side of the tracks right but at the end of the day he has a really good heart and we found out that his father was an alcoholic and his mother didn't take care of him enough but that's why that's where the 80s movies leave off as they don't finish the end or is it when he goes and lightly stabs 20 people yeah right yeah it's like the alternate ending to summer school I'm also gonna put it this way I know he was stabbing people and it's

very it's very true and real he was barely stabbing these guys well no I kind of tacked it and trying to see if they're rare or not you know I mean like oh no man like you go through a supermarket but you're squeezing avocados but this guy's just stabbing people to see if they're fresh I don't know man one doctor described the knife wounds that he saw several inches deep and quote impressively large hey let's not we can't be complimenting oh my I got to say because you know not that I think about it all the time but I'd like to think that if I was gonna around stabbing a bunch of people that I do it just like that little boy just like that yeah that's not good if you go to the Dodger like I think I've

been stabbed and the doctor's like impressive impressive how big it is oh look I can put my whole finger in it like Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat impressive one kid had his the knife pierced his liver his diaphragm and several major blood vessels missed his heart by millimeters seven were stabbed in the chest back and abdomen he had a pretty good run of course there were no fatalities in those two right he's kind of like Raphael yeah I mean 20 people that's I mean he was he must have gone through a Ted Bundy when he went into the sorority house and got the four girls in 15 minutes sort of pan frantic phase it just reminds me of it makes me think of that fat kid doing the Jedi thing with the broom handle just

running down the hallway going like stabbing randomly that was the first internet sensation that went viral Star Wars kid yeah I believe he was called and you know what he was extremely suicidal yes not happy oh he should have been it was quite embarrassing impressive well the third mass stabbing in April this one resulted in quite a few murders this guy Matthew DeGrood he went to a house party and fatally stabbed five people they were celebrating the end of the semester let's also put it this way it was a fondue party they had run out of those long forks and so it starts with just the stand next thing you know you got three or four glasses of wine you got close to two pounds of Gouda in you you're starting

to have hallucinations you're starting to see people who you look like a big piece of bread right right that's true well he had they said that he brought in quote unquote instrument from work to stab people but once he got to the party he saw a knife in the kitchen decided that that was a much better weapon and he stabbed five people to death three of them were pronounced dead on the scene later died in the hospital I mean he went deep in this stabbing and he got away to everyone just ran when he started stabbing people just ran away they scattered he was arrested 40 minutes later with assistance from a canine unit dog caught him that's good dogs are great yeah his last post on Facebook read the world

needs a hero well that means I don't know I don't he was quoting a mega death song that's called dread and the fugitive mind can we play it well let me look for it well this is his favorite song well right but I mean how does he be here how does this make him a hero we just stabbed a bunch of people at a dinner party he was thinking of himself like he was some sort of I don't know scarlet witch I don't know what's the name of his character did you think it was Wolverine he's like a Wolverine he thinks he's being Wolverine than everybody around him is being a fucking oh yeah this is stabbing music I'll teach Debbie to not come with me to the mega death concert battle teacher yep that is dread and

the fugitive mind by mega death that's great and he was also a fan of motivational speaker Chris Gardner of whom the Will Smith movie the pursuit of happiness without his encouragement and that sort of drive he may have just used that knife to kill himself right instead he believed in himself and knew that the world needed a hero that day so he went to that party instead and instead of bringing a booze brought up an instrument literally a sharp saxophone job in order to stab people you know that I was thinking about this as a matter of fact two days ago and I'm over self help over self help books and I'm over encouraging words of wisdom because most of the people I don't like and I don't want them to have

more spirit or soul I don't want them to have to go go get it attitude who had a lot of spirit in life right right Hitler a lot of spirit you could argue that Hitler was the little kid he holding on from the mountain he had a lot of spirit he definitely hung in there until the Russians demolished Berlin yeah of course you retire in Argentina yeah oh he needs I see I saw a new picture of him recently I said a new picture that is proof that he's been living in Argentina all this time I gotta tell you he looked like shit yeah it's gotta be over a hundred years old yeah it's not recent it's okay okay well we'll actually get to a surviving Nazi later on but before then but do not do not do not your

great your father was the cop all right we're not gonna go there so in May we're gonna go for a story that I can't believe this is almost more of a round table story this happened in the Czech Republic two men Tomas Crippella and Rudolph Theon were handed life sentences for producing tainted alcohol that killed this is more than 30 people this is such an I mean we covered a lot of horrible crimes and they're all terrible yeah I think that this is the worst crime on this whole thing right because it's so random and it's so fucked up they literally just poisoned a bunch of beer and it's like that's the exact opposite of what we need beer for beer is to help everyone yeah they used this is the most hippie argument

you've ever made I love beer is great sweet sweet booze it's like if you told me someone poisoned the nog I'd be like how dare you break that trust right that's very true that's a good point they were selling a bootleg of course and the bootleg alcohol was diluted with the industrial chemical methanol which is commonly used to make windscreen wiper fluid man I'll tell you though the first couple of sips of this booze were awesome well you get here if you can live right you get real drunk yep they killed 38 people 38 drunks and the think about that 38 dregs 38 drains on society yeah out there getting booze hounded instead of working in our factories making bullets for boys overseas that's right well

the deaths this is an interesting fact the deaths were described at the time as the Czech Republic's worst case of fatal alcohol poisoning in 30 years in 30 years so this has happened before yeah yeah 38 dead from alcohol that reminds me of last Tuesday and they go and they take they have it like zero days since died of alcohol all right back to zero well in June we had the two am children's grave scandal this is when a Catholic Archbishop in the Republic of Ireland he said that the church has no records about the burial of 800 children at a mother baby home in Ireland at least those kids fucking died the big thing is what about the kids that were that lived now had to live with the memories from that

fucking orphanage god it was awful and sister June coming down being like it's time to play pepperoni counter and she's like she has all the kids line up with her dicks out she goes around like one three four oh the fourth is my favorite cuz I give it to you know that's not that bad it doesn't sound too terrible if everyone's consenting and you're paying for it sure well this was a what they call in Ireland a mother baby home this is I mean I'm just gonna say that they that is dumb yeah mother baby yeah because what's in that house there mother baby are there are the baby mothers are there are their children having sex no no no babies are the mother mother baby how old the mother is the mother the

baby mother has a baby mother baby mother baby house okay what's the name of that house oh that's the other baby house okay well this place operated from 1926 to 1961 and the remains of some of the children were found in a disused septic tank well not disused anymore hey you know it comes down to it is that as long as or it could have been an empty septic tank right which is a travesty they would just do it the reason why they end up in the septic tank is because because the backyard was full it's like the burbs it's literally the same thing the backyard was full they started putting bodies in the thing and so what it was this I was starting doing research about this place this orphanage the mother mother baby homes

are where a you know mom mother baby mother baby they are for when it's basically for women to go discreetly have a baby when they have a baby at a wedlock but most of the time what they do with these babies is they kill them as they take the baby they go like they like they'll snap it like it's a wet towel and then fucking throw it in a ditch yeah and that's what they did and because they were fucking nurses they got away with it well not only that not only did the women give birth and you know the nuns pretty much yeah just killed the babies these women were forced to work at the mother baby home for a year afterwards to pay off the debt well I have no problem with that I just want to say thanks

new pope you know classic new pope but this is it also happened to John Wayne Gacy when he got the 33 in the crawl space but then he killed an extra six and he's just like what do I you know you gotta throw him in the river yeah happened to Fred Rosemary West as well yeah they filled up everything so they had to go out to that old farmhouse oh man that needs to be a show human hoarders or corpse hoarders hoarders oh god and then the end of each episode like they help them organize their houses and then they arrest them organize the corpse bones and they're like and now that all that and now that everything's neat um you come to jail for my it's just oh yeah because what was John Wayne Gacy's things like

I didn't kill anybody the most they could get me is for running an illegal morgue no it was for running an unlicensed cemetery oh yeah yes yes right so my bedroom has finally become a safe haven I have it all cleaned up so this grave was originally found in 1975 by two 12 year old boys ooh that is such a great fun find for your when you're 12 year old friend oh yeah you literally just find a fucking ditch filled with bones we were looking so happy every single trip with my friends was in the back of our minds will we find a bunch of human bones please god let us find a bunch of human bones these kids were living like the goonies exactly although there's no gold in Ireland yeah no no no all

the gold is in their teeth because it's all rotten you know just drinking booze and eating mud I don't know what it doesn't mean beautiful women very smart man oh yeah well they thought initially they thought that these babies these baby skeletons were just from the potato famine so they said that's great no that's just a normal dead baby field you know when we ran out of potatoes and everybody was just yeah it was just throw him out in the field Jesus so it's like they're walking around like a like you're going through Detroit and you see a bunch of old car parts are like yeah there used to be a car factory here but they're like yeah wow yeah this reminds me a lot of all the corpses from the potato those those

corpses are new well this woman we wouldn't the reason why we heard about it this year was because a historian named Catherine Corliss decided to do a little bit of dig at me leave her alone yep she said that she went to the birth deaths and marriages registration office in Galway asked them if she could have records of the children who died at that home and she said when they came back to me she said we have the records but there's quite a number eight the numbers eight it's eight eight hundred eight hundred eight now it's eight but then there's two zeros behind it so I guess it's now negative eight is it like the word woo woo mother baby I'm gonna need to go to another authority thank you well this home

was run by the nuns they were called the bun secours sisters yeah just a bunch of fucking evil twotted twisted sisters these women oh wow these women were we're doing a service there is yeah they ran three mother baby homes hey you know I remember when Sam Walton ran into Walmart and he says like I got a Walmart all my hands you know I mean yeah same thing they're like mother babies these women keep fucking right and we keep having we have plenty of ditches so these nuns are the Sam Walton of abortion clinics yes yeah there were ten institutions of these kind in Ireland in the 20th century 35,000 unmarried pregnant women who they called fallen women were shuttled through these homes you know Ireland has the

strictest abortion standards in the in the world it's borderline I mean it is completely illegal yeah oh really they just allowed a woman to they just allowed a fetus to die instead of a woman who was being kept alive via tubes and machinery but they allowed her to die so then the baby died with her but it was very rare they allowed her to die yeah because they were he's right alive because because of the baby inside of her but then they were like ah fuck it yeah you know what his old thing that's like a trash his whole thing yeah yeah they're very Catholic it's what we call the double shy vows right oh another like a double shy vows oh yeah I'll tell you man the thing is that you get the

baby death for half off oh that's very nice death rates were extraordinarily high at this place 34% of the kids died at the home in 1943 25% died in 1944 23% died in 1945 they're going down every year but in 1946 they pop back up to 27% most of them died of sickness or malnutrition there were just a ton of unmarked graves of course the Associated Press they got this story and they ran with it without getting all the facts straight at first they said that these kids had not received Roman Catholic baptisms which in Ireland is actually a pretty big deal yeah but documents said that many at the orphanage were baptized not all of them but many of them priest calls when he takes a piss on you yeah yeah and another

correction they had to make was the AP quoted a researcher who said that she believed that most of the children's remains who died there were in the septic tank but researchers have since clarified that without excavation and forensic analysis it is impossible to know how many sets of the remains the tank contains it's impossible to know but they said most likely only about 200 were dumped in the shitter oh that's like David Duke being like yes the Holocaust happened but it wasn't six million Jews it was just two million and the other thing is too it's just like the quality of these toilets I can't even flush your paper towel down my toilet without getting all gone man you got a bucket full of shit paper in

your bathroom you're just fucking you know right right you can get a whole baby's arm down there I mean I'm incredible if I was selling toilets to high schools that would be one of my marketing tools also flush your baby right down the Ben Kissel toilet for all your juniors and sophomore girls who are constantly getting pregnant here also I'm hearing lots of like many and most you know who wouldn't stand for many and most Sam Walton again Sam Walton got into the abortion the abortion business over there you would not be you wouldn't be getting many of these people were can't big a cat like fucking them right they've counted for all most of them right every one of them you know everyone because

they have quicken and quicken is great for keeping your record straight a great program gotta use it yeah so in July on July 9th 2014 there was a mass shooting that located in the town of spring Texas which is the suburb of Houston which left six family members dead four of them children and one lone survivor the shooter was 33 year old Ronald Lee Haskell and he looks this guy looks just like I will play him in a movie you will play him in a movie he looks just like every internet troll yeah looks like the exact thing that he has the the if you only grow a beard on the bottom of your face don't grow a beard don't grow a beard yeah neckbeards they call them a beard yeah oh hey the neckbeard no I hate it so the

actual crime started about a week before he went over to his mother's house her name was Carla Jean and she told that Sam Marcus police that she wanted restraining order against her son after having a quote ferocious argument which resulted in her being forced in the garage having a wrist tied with duct tape and taped to a computer chair for almost four hours I'm really gonna kill her and his entire family my fucking Christmas I was ready to do the same thing yeah and the incident was allegedly sparked when Haskell's mother said that she was still in contact with his ex-wife which he was not let's just so let's put it this way oh she wasn't because that's rough you can't be in contact with the ex-wife

you can't that's fine but he always people around it's I do I say I agree with the ex-wife for divorcing him yeah yeah I mean he had a bit of a temper it seems like it you know especially when it's against him if I I'd hate to see him at the return counter you know oh yeah yeah yeah this this is not the first time we've mentioned duct tape and using that to tape up somebody's wrist don't they just like separate your hands you know like duct tape is horror I mean with the only original duct tape when you just start duct tape and it takes a second you gotta do is you gotta do that fucking Harry Houdini trick this is a tip for everybody forever being tied up what you do is true is you flex your muscles

as hard as you can and so what you do is so it's like with that it's like you would place your hands like this with your fists facing together you make him tie you like this and then what they do it's like you give yourself a little wiggle room if you if you flex as much as you can while you're getting your fucking ropes tied around your body and then you relax you get like a half an inch of room very good oh that's very nice that's a life saver right there well Haskell had a temper but he was also a master of disguise he went over to his ex-wife's house dressed up as a FedEx employee I mean he just watched Jim Carey's pet detective ace been sure of pet detective there's like I'll do that not even

Jim Carey's pay he this is a this is more of a Dana Carvey master of disguise totally totally totally totally my little we know until tiny little balls I think about God I can't believe this guy is such a piece of shit oh he's awful yeah he went searching for his ex-wife the door was answered by this was by the way the sister of the mother the sister of his ex-wife it was answered by the mother's 15 year old daughter who didn't recognize him because master of disguise not the sharpest girl right no no no one no one involved in this story right is is in a Pentagon think tank no I mean right right so Haskell left after the ruse didn't work so but he but he returned a short time later like wrote FedEx

and fucking map he's a masking tape with a fucking Sharpie on it so it's like kid who got to go to the Metallica concert but he didn't have the money for a shirt so he just wrote Metallica on his white t-shirt mail man got your mail here where's the mail do you have any mail it's in the truck I got a truck oh where's your truck what's behind you just seems slowly running away so he comes back he comes clean he says hey I'm your ex uncle she of course tries to close the door on him immediately he forces way inside he tied her up made her life face down he did the same to four other children and their parents when they returned to the house and then when they wouldn't tell her where his

ex-wife was tight-lipped fucking family yeah this what guy when they were this family was guy when the family wouldn't tell him anything he shot all seven people in the back of the head execution style again maybe you just tell him something yeah just tell him something yeah yeah just say anything say anything she went to Wendy's show me back soon ooh that is a good line yeah yeah and then what you've done there is you you've distracted his mind because now he's thinking a beautiful red he's thinking about the baconator and he starts thinking about like square patties he's not thinking about Dave Thomas right thinking about Wendy Thomas next thing you know he's jerking off thinking about something 14 year old red

head and he doesn't even have to think about his ex-wife and then he goes to the Wendy's now he's hungry he's going to the Wendy's he sees young Sir Shal Mondaire who's cashier at the Wendy's he connect viscically they fucking have that chemistry blah blah blah next thing you know he's married six months later and he's a father of two like immediately of course yeah of course well the only survivor was the 15 year old girl who answered the door uh she uh survived uh by raising her hand uh deflecting the bullet just enough to grace her head she suffered a skull fracture and amputated finger and she played dead until the guy left and then she called the cops and she was the one that was able to identify

him uh he uh was cornered in a cul-de-sac by two dozen patrol cars about three miles from the scene of the shooting they disabled his car with a spiked ship that's not him that's a UPS guy yeah we're looking for a FedEx guy that's what he's in brown yeah so you notice that so that's not him yeah they blocked his car and he held a pistol to his head while he spoke to police via cell phone after about three hours passed he um surrendered to police without further incident fun fact about Haskell in high school class clown oh yeah he was voted class clown and he was king for both prom and homecoming so this guy peeked early that's what happened yes especially for how gross he was I had to say we did the

same thing so it's like I'm I did the same thing I was voted class clown I was voted class clown as well were you really I was the loudest the rowdiest and class clown I was loudest as well no I was voted class clown the temp the the competition was not stiff also voted wittiest wittiest now Marcus is the only one that can talk to words right when they voted they actually uh had to ask what wittiest meant what I would I do I will say is though I knew Marcus was the wittiest when instead of actually solving the Rubik's cube he took all the stickers off and just put them all outside the box that is outside well August not a whole lot is very much as a yeah it was pitiful uh August not a whole lot happened in August couple

of British guys got stabbed in a bar in the Philippines for being too loud nothing's a thing that's just rough that's just rough that's just a rough one but in September in Oklahoma a woman was beheaded by a muslim convert he worked at this place they all worked at this place called Vaughn Foods it was a food distribution center they were arguing that he was trying to convert people he got angry he went out he um he climbed out or he went outside he got into his car he smashed it into another vehicle a couple times climbed out got into the building uh and attacked the first two people they encountered with a knife he stabbed Tracy Johnson to death but he stabbed and beheaded Colleen Huffman it's just one of

those things he's like how do you do that so fast enough how is nobody on him I think that you just let him finish it's like if you see if it's like if you see a dog having sex with another dog you just gotta let him be done let him finish it you know we've actually got the 911 call from inside Vaughn Foods let's take a listen we have someone attacking someone in the building we can hear a lot of screaming we're actually in a different office but someone just locked that door yeah we're trying okay can you hear this in the background is that him he's back yeah it sounds like he's running around out here okay and that's that's a gunshot that's a gunshot and how many more shots have you

heard we heard three three shots now I'm hearing somebody yelling the whole way there's another subject yelling in the hallway the agency advised that there's another subject yelling in the hallway so stay down stay down so imagine going to that guy and asking for a raise oh yeah well it just sounds like a bunch of people playing like World of Warcraft it's insane and also it's like it's one of my personal pet peeves as a previous delivery driver is if you call up a place and you don't have your order straight and then you're like Tommy you said you want an onions you want a mushroom okay it's to get your story down yeah come on no we're doing have the cash ready right no no no yeah it's happening the office

over next to us isn't the next yeah I think it's yeah it's in the next one but I'm not going anywhere near that no why aren't I emotional about I don't know it's like living next door to the house in your next and like I could just see myself like looking through windows and seeing all the mayhem happen and then just going like closing the drapes they got an unfraiser I guess like it just sounds so bored like how many gunshots do you hear yeah there's a gunshot we heard three yeah oh but that was like last year I heard like five I don't even really fucking man you're before that I like saw gone in person so live in the now you know realize that you're experiencing something you may not experience again have

a little energy it's like you're running in the bulls come on how many times are you going to be around when a muslim a true maniac beheads one of your co-workers well we don't even want to know what the US future holds what you've been talking to my grandmother no I'm just saying there's might be more beheadings in the future well October we had the first of two serial killers caught in Brazil this year I love this guy Tiago Henrique Gomez de Rocha twenty six one of the people that he admitted to killing thirty nine people over nine months mostly young women homeless people and transvestites one of the people a singer who survived his attack she revealed how he shouted tell me I'm beautiful before firing

that you would really go like tell me I'm beautiful tell me I'm handsome I didn't shoot them I was like it's on me it's just that's what a fun character that's you'd also scream robbery yeah that's what he would do he would run up to somebody on his motorcycle scream robbery they turn around and shoot him I'm gonna start doing that but instead hand them like a box of chocolates yeah nicer if she's so sorry oof I just wanted to make your day better hmm I hope you like flowers oh I love him no about her encounter with this guy she said he looked into my eyes and he said you're looking at my face you're looking at my eyes for what you're thinking that I'm beautiful tell me I'm beautiful I need to start I'm

gonna start using that line yeah that's pretty great looking at my face you're looking at my eyes why you do not to my eyes oh because I'm beautiful I think it is oh good and also let's make a nose noises too because that's a big Brazilian thing you go oh we go we go she we go we go yeah why you look oh you look at my you look at my eyes do you do wish you are looking at my naked knees I take off my pants oh very good yeah you got a shoe handsome killer yeah in November yes the handsome killer in November we had some Nazi news or most importantly we had some ex-nazi news we've just found out some information about this guy named Alois Bruner who was responsible for the deaths of 128,000 Jews during the

second now this wasn't one of the guys who would like would come to like your six or seven year old birthday party no I never I never met this one you would come in like a fucking like sombrero I'm like a fake beard and such as being like oh this is our uncle from Argentina uncle alibaba yes he sounds very Spanish no but good job Henry good and but talking to you good and but I come from the very nosest part of Argentina my name is taco Valdez Juan de Mar Canter always the nicest gifts from that guy this guy he was just with stacks of papers and documents shred these for me weird gift to give me well he after fleeing Nazi Germany he went to Syria and from the 1950s until his death and we

think was about 2012 at the age of 98 he advised not lived along there is like there's something in the water yeah probably like a bunch of bones I mean you know how it is when like guys retire and they die like pretty soon afterwards right this guy did not stop torturing for his entire life we kept in going because he got you got to have a job my dad still works a little job just to be out you know he goes on LinkedIn you find this stuff if you want to set us what happened to you just then what is wrong with Henry had said too many words in the hour and his body has shut down help us no yeah he just you know yeah he's got skills still you're a viable employee of course he was he was fucking Adolf Eichmann

the guy that orchestrated the Holocaust called this guy his quote best man yeah his go to guy go to guy the go to guy for the Holocaust it's like by the way Henry and I were discussing this last night of the night before about Auschwitz of course and in Poland there and we were I was like there's a cafeteria but we googled it I wasn't quite right but there are two hot dog stand right outside of Auschwitz which I would argue is the most offensive of all the food I think so to be eaten next to a bunch of at least quick food what are you gonna do you're gonna get fucking like a slab of ribs you know I mean like you're gonna go to fucking Auschwitz what what brilliant business owner is just like I put a hot dog

stand anywhere I'd go out to Auschwitz and put a hot dog stand there think about it think about it think about it all right all right hot dogs remind you baseball game right it's nice it's a fun it's a fun food and what's Auschwitz wait oh it's a downer oh yeah but what we gotta do we gotta get the nicest hot dogs to go full-longs full-longs and we don't get the bad we don't get the sebrates we get the Nathan's yeah it's like it's unbought oh man that was so sad all the shoes just remind oh hot dogs right never mind everything's fine yep this guy there's a tooth in the ground you know there was Auschwitz was nuts some of the best hot dogs ever had weird well he was personally responsible for the deaths

of sixty seven thousand people in his own little camp how how does one person kill sixty seven thousand people didn't kill them directly just all orchestrated it on the directives because that's how they were like during the Nuremberg trials the way they attributed the numbers is that basically they're like this many Jews went in this many Jews didn't come out like and they were looked at the dude they have a Chinese calculator while they were doing it abacus and abacus yes Chinese calculator that's what it's called a Chinese calculator it's not out of never heard I mean I'm not this was from okay well shaky is gun in the west would have done not's best movies oh and if there is anything that I want to he

is right I know I'm right well Lisa just was it just like a pile of just all right moving on Nazi got arrested or not even arrested he no he didn't he died the age that he was responsible for the deaths of six thousand children he got away because his identity was mixed up with a guy named Anton Brunner AB they both had the initials AB he was always and he was always Brunner and Anton Brunner he was you know he was still I mean convicted and executed for war crime and Anton Brunner technically was a guy that invented the thing that's got the chocolate with the whiskey in it yeah they're really delicious and he got punished well I go through about a Nazi torturer I quit drinking I was up to about ninety eight

chocolate full of whiskey tonight and this guy he I'm dying yes my teeth are falling out oh diabetes type two not alcoholism I've got type seven wow so this guy since his identity was mixed up he was able to slip under the radar and he worked as a driver for the army in Berlin under a false name wow and then eventually he was linked to and I actually never heard of these guys before a unit of former Nazi generals called the Galen organization which were used by the Americans to spy on Soviets interesting and you know like these are kind of guy that when he's driving around he's like oh it's so hard when you're driving on Berlin during rush hours it's a traffic it's a certainly torture quite torturous

escape away and go Klaus yeah come on well after he got tired of the US army he went over to Syria I don't know if they had hunted him and said you need to come work for us but he worked for Assad's father for years and years advising him on torture and repression there were numerous extradition extradition bids the Jew hunters are the Nazi hunters the Jewish Nazi hunters knew that he was there there were many attempts on his life they started sending him letter bombs and he lost an eye on one letter bomb and lost all the fingers on his left hand another great villain like he's got a fucking eye patch on he's the head torture for new can you imagine that you know you're you're in Syria you're trapped by Assad's

army and they're like well who's the guy and it's like you're used to seeing some normal terrorist guy and then in comes this fucking guy with an eye patch he's like they have ways of making you it is not even going to say talk I'm going to just say we're going to make you scream and you're going to scream and you want to shit to yourself it is unbelievably cartoonish in a strange way they also had all those beef cakes that were just jacked up on steroids in the black shirts yeah oh Syria knew how to they know how to torture yeah yeah they'll do and the last time that this guy was seen alive was in 2003 but we do know that he lived probably until like pretty recently but we can't go in and check because of the

Syrian civil war right that'll that'll stop that cool cool all right sadly his last is the last time he was out it was at a regional version of the phantom of the opera he relates to the phantom yeah so we're going we're right at the end we're in this month now we're in December and on December 11th Brazil had its second confessed serial killer of the year this guy named sale son Jose does crosses he said that he is killed 42 people over the last decade he said he killed for pleasure and the accompanying adrenaline rush he also said he operated as a killer for hire he preferred white females as victims we strangled he said I would wait for an opportunity to break into the house and kill when I didn't do it I would

get nervous then I would go hunting I wonder if the killer for hire game took a hit with the economy yeah I can't I haven't gotten a goddamn hit job in about a year this fucking economy is really screwing me up so he confessed to 42 but have they proven that he actually killed 42 because a lot of these guys before they go to prison they pump up their numbers well he they approved I think four or five right now because there is a link between all of these he removed the fingernails from all of his victims so if there was anything if they scratched or marked him in any way his skin wouldn't be on it for some reason that was what very smart yeah it was actually very smart but that was the thing that he

thought it's like okay if I remove their nails then there's not going to be any evidence under the nails he said that he killed his first victim at twenty seven he said he killed thirty seven women three men and a two year old girl over the last nine years either stabbed or strangled them and by comparison and not what I've kind of found researching this year in crime especially these two Brazilian guys Brazil yeah it's fucking impressive as far as serial killer it's very dangerous very very dangerous extremely dangerous and very easy to operate in the favelas beautiful women yeah you want to talk about the last day it's like a whole country of last day yeah because they have all these slum towns and people

that nobody knows who lives there nobody knows how many people live there mm-hmm yeah yeah we'll have to dedicate a full episode to Brazilian serial killer we will because we gotta cover this guy's name was Pedro Rodriguez Phil Ho he claimed to have killed over a hundred victims he was eventually killing convicted of killing seventy one forty seven of them were inmates damn you killed forty seven people in prison those are the hardest people to kill totally but this guy just won the prison you know he was just the coolest guy in prison I don't care about the forty seven inmates I'm just gonna say that was probably a fair fight to some there was a lot of that and that had to happen yeah it's just it's you know he's

living dream yeah man he did what he had to do and a little teaser on this guy he killed his first two victims at the age of fourteen and murdered his father and ate his heart well his dad that's that's actually not the worst way to go if you have your son kill you and he takes your heart you know you become one I did my first sketch show at the age of fourteen at the library so it's different different different different stuff different things inspire us I played a tree I played a tree in local community theater at the age of nine was it because you were so short no because I wasn't the most talented was a tree though me and my grandmother we were seeing well we've covered that we're recording this

I've made it to see that we're recording this on New Year's Eve December thirty first 2014 so we know that everything that will happen has happened of course there's that big shooting up in Canada that happened yesterday we don't know a whole lot about it right now yeah but that is the year in murder in mayhem yeah there was a lot of murder in mayhem and I'm not gonna say let's hope for more but you know we do not have to hope for more I guarantee you there's gonna be more it doesn't matter you know and we didn't even cover a single like that's how blasé mass shootings have become is that we cover a single one this year and there's so many there's so many of them and they're they're blurry what I almost

hope is that there's so many of them that they will stop being like important so that they don't feel but it's like literally they will stop getting the press well yeah I mean the press made this entire phenomenon start happening after Columbine they had this insane audacious dare I say storyline that Dylan and whatever the other people kill Dylan Cleveland narrow cares that Dylan and Eric were somehow bullied and that they deserve to go to the shoot up the school when in reality they had a bunch of friends and they were the cocksuck and they were a bunch of assholes yeah yeah and that's all these people who shoot up the schools they're the dickheads there's this insane narrative that somehow

these people are pushed to the edge you're a kid high school sucks yeah but you know what you don't go shooting people you should be bullied in high school and as soon as you get out you know what now you're the cool kid in college and then you too get to do a podcast I know and it goes back and forth it's just like you know high school sucks but guess what it all sucks yeah being adults really hard and so what you gotta do is you gotta fucking gum up you gotta do it and it's like a college a lot of fun yeah just get to college you'll have a great time yeah and then of course check out the great hot dogs at Auschwitz oh I hear they've got go many a mustard oh yeah it's weird because that's

so German you know because most of those monsters were probably sampled by Hitler himself probably man and again I know we mentioned in the last episode but thank you guys so much it's been an amazing year it could not be happier and it's been really fun to get to know everybody yeah in 2015 it's gonna fucking be Satan's year it's Satan's year yep it is all right you're we're closer hail yourselves everybody hail me and if you live in the UK remember that tickets are on sale now at gigs and tours dot com just search for last podcast on the left to see if we're coming to a city near you and even if we're not take the bus take the train honestly come and see it's gonna be such a fun time we're

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