Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 158: Nazis and the Occult Part 2 - White People Nerds

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

We end our series on the Nazi-Occult connection with it's most heinous evildoer, Heinrich Himmler, and the esoteric meanings behind the swastika.

Hey everyone, just a reminder that our live show is this week January 24th at 10 p.m. We're gonna be doing it live at the Creek in the cave 1093 Jackson Avenue in Long Island City Queens off of the G Train and the 7th train if it's running be sure to check go to creeklic.com For more information Ed Larson from the roundtable of gentlemen and the brighter side is gonna be sitting in with us this month So come on out. It's gonna be a hell of a time There's no place to escape to this is the last top gas on the left That's when the cannibalism started

Hey listen hey listen hey listen, you know, I mean we can't all be dovey. We can't all be fucking Eight off hitlers. We can't have perfect bodies. I don't all right. We don't have a micro. Oh, you don't know. I know it I know I saw it. He had one testicle. There you go. I didn't get bit off by a goat Story is that he's trying to get a goat to blow. I mean he's like blow me go to you You do go I have to feed the goats before I have them try to blow me or they eat my ball I'm all right. Let's start it off Marcus. Oh, yeah, it's me I'd off Hitler and everyone come see my new oof bicep workout. All I do is I lift Jewish jaw bones Oh, oh, I explained why your arms are very flabby and weak. It's so they're so light

You'll be surprised how little weight you can lift when you're lifting a Jewish person skeleton That's nice a Richard Simmons, but more anti-semitic an exercise routine that doesn't make of me sweat So yeah, we're back in Germany, man We're back in Germany. You know who else took a fucking little trip to Germany Um, you know There it is It's the hoff through himself. David off. David has a lot of the man who brought down the burlin wall God this guy couldn't do anything wrong

And this song was about the um the vfw vokes wagon bug that Hitler used to drive around That's great. Welcome to shore for one. That's Marcus parks. I'm ben kissle And this is just good music. I just see hitler with a pair of fucking like the wayfarers on with a surfboard on the back Of a car just driving around and then dropping people off in front of ours with hitler. Henry Zabrowski Part two of our uh, nazi and the occult episodes So tell me mr. Isaac russenstein do you want to go to the ice cream shop or to the mall the mall Shop fits me. Oh, no psych. I drop you off a dock out instead Oh man, that sucks

Today, we're gonna talk about the eugenics eugenics side of the whole situation Is it really if we're kind of like happy intro we did to that? Yeah, well, we're trying to you know, we had I mean some might say uh, extremely inappropriate. Yeah. Yeah I think a lot of people would you casually brought up eugenics like when you were talking about We were just going to talk about the sea we're talking about eugenics Right, it's a bomey 75 degrees. We're talking about eugenics and I think it's gonna rain on tuesday Drip drip better get your umbrella

All right The scientific counterpart to the dot C's religion. It sounds like the help paper clip that used to come up on microsoft word Um, eugenics is very serious very serious Now we're heading to this is the second part of the hitler and the occult series that we're doing is two parter here And now these are things are going to get a little bit more serious on this episode a little that time things were a little more Wacky because we like to have fun, you know, we like to keep it light But this one is kind of we're seeing the bridge from wacky ducky spectacular fucking philosophy and into actual Movement into actual actions. Yeah, this is where we the nazi party goes full swing

And I want to say keep in mind the light episode that we just did it did involve a character named adolf cosby Um, so that'll just be a nice little Indicator about how serious we're going to be getting into this discussion of eugenics. Um, what are eugenics? Honestly in my brain, I don't know if someone was like define eugenics. What is it markets? Can you tell me eugenics is essentially selective breeding? In order to make society on the whole Stronger and that was taken trickly from your opa's journal. Oh, I see I didn't realize that he journaled but uh, We did shred a lot of papers when he died

He um, no, that's what we're talking about here, too Is that this is the the scientific thing? Hitler brings up this idea about well, they always the all of these people study things called like racial biology and the all of this Bullshit where they basically say scientifically. This is what proves that white people are better than any other type of person Are there any uh people who who have a different conclusion? Are there is there like a black version of the jewish people? They have a very different version of the truth No, it is eugenics has uh, it's largely been used to uh, say that the whites are the pinnacle Of the human race, but you're gonna see too is like a hitler

We're talking about they go go is accuse hitler of trying to say he's trying to destroy Intelligence and he's waging war on intelligence and hitler would say yes I am I am trying to destroy the bourgeoisie idea of intelligence and I'm going to replace it with our new science our new facts Yes, which is bullshit and he did this by the book burning and yes book burning and doing shit like this because what they do too Is what you're going to see is a it's a subtle Ramping up it starts eugenics starts with just the the disabled and and Basically mentally and physically handicapped sure where it started because they say that they were bringing the race down Yeah, it started uh, we're actually started not in nazi germany

But 30 years earlier in the early 1900s right here in the united states. Yeah, just like jazz music and stand-up comedy That's great. So this is one more of the many cultural exports that the united states has given the world Well, I also had runes in in france and great britain, but in the 20s and 30s The policy of sterilizing certain mental patients was implemented in other countries like belgium, brazil, canada, japan and sweden They considered eugenics. It all started with uh, mental patients like they just absolutely destroyed all Of the handicapped people that were being kept in all of the uh, mental hospitals any because they would do with these

They would basically start it with kids when they were in elementary school They would put these pro these math problems into their textbooks saying something like it cost this many Deutsch marks to run the mental asylum if if apartment complex cost this many deutsch marks How many apartment complex we can we build for every mental institute that we we destroy and basically they would start Inductioning people really early and start with they had these this math that they did they were like One in a hundred german people were disabled one in ten of those a hundred Uh, take up this much money and this much space in a mental asylum. So we need to kill 95,000 Mentally handicapped people by the end of this year what the united states did with like jelly bellies

You know to take if you have 800 jelly bellies and 40 you're gone. How many do you have left? They did it with people they did it with kids with autism and actually The the jewish faith many people in israel of the more acidic community They actually did get into a lot of controversy a couple of years ago for sterilizing black Jews Yes, so that that actually helped me to that so anyway, uh, but no and so it started with that and then it moved to Whole races and then it moved to the jewish people and then it moved to just people within the german and within white people And it became like who was the a faulty white person It became like who would be an aristocrat and who would be a ben kissle working at the tv factor

So, yeah, which is a great job to have an amendment. I'm grateful for it. So this was hitler making math fun So Hitler was just like i'm in charge of making math fun. Yes. He was in his what was it math olympics or something like that It was a math elite. Yeah, he was a math elite Right, yeah, it did eventually it started with the mental patients But it did eventually end with him saying quote the jew is the anti man What they talked about too is it because the what they're basically their new science said is that jews essentially were aliens And that they were like graze that they were built. They were hand-built kind of like yakub Talking about like building the white man the opposite side. It was the same thing. It's so funny because it's not fun

I mean it's not funny, but it's the same Idea of like they were made by their own separate god that wasn't our god And they were robots and they did not have souls and therefore they were like logs like what the japanese day during 731 yeah, exactly and one of them was quoted saying that uh, they the nazi party Believe system combining science with their occultist beliefs One of them said it is more than a religion. It is the will to create mankind anew That's scary. That's fucking terrifying right and remember. I mean just think Uh during this entire episode keep in mind

All of this is nuts. All of this is going to sound crazy. Remember all of it worked Well, I mean how did this happen creating mankind anew plays in with what was happening in germany at the time They were devastated. They were trying to renew their entire You know the entire civilization for the most part of the german people. I mean it plays into it perfectly Yeah, absolutely And there are some people that do say in the more esoteric circles that hitler was possessed by quote-unquote dark forces Uh, one woman stated that through hitler and a group of equally evil men around him in nazi germany Together with a group of militarists in japan and a further group around musolini in italy

That they were looking to release the energies of the antichrist which according to the theos Theosophical teachings is not an individual person But a force of destruction and some members of the catholic church Actually believed that hitler was possessed by the devil and there are documents that state that pope pious that the 12th Tried to perform an exorcism on hitler at a distance but failed Distance And then said I sent him a very strong worded letter

Say, oh, I wish I could stop you, but I won't he's just screaming and shaking holy water randomly a thousand miles away Or you could say possibly that hitler was the uh, automaton puppet of the reptilian faction that are using his his Fucking totalitarian tactics in order to create a feeling of a knees throughout the entire universe So they get all that sweet sweet negative vibes and make their decks hard. Yeah, exactly or gone energy We're gonna get more into that later. Mm-hmm. Uh, so let's talk about the ss right up top These guys grew out of the german order, which the stool society was a part of they originally the Arminist assembly. They were hitlers bodyguards. Yeah, they were hitlers bodyguards the ss

Were the most terrifying people the probably the most terrifying group to ever walk the earth secret service ss Think about it. My cousins and there are many people have thought about it. All right. Trust me in my research I ran across a lot of people who thought about it a lot salty sandwiches Shuffling It's a nice prosciutto on a mmm avocado. Yes, mmm with provolone salty sandwich. Love a good salty sandwich But it didn't stand for that. No, it did not. No, it did not the s The ss were the realization of the arian ideal of breeding stocks They were like the monkeys when they finally put together the monkeys in order to get something to come off of that fucking

Beatles tidal wave that was going through right and the monkeys were a lot of fun So let's not bring them into this Well, the ss were the racial elite the breeding stock a state within a state the ruling class Uh, they said that they were a selected company of the initiated the Templars around the holy grail of pure blood They were so precise With what they deemed to be pure blood is that they had a minimum height The leader of the ss hindrick kimmler said men of a certain height possessed the blood I desire do we know what this height is

Uh, no, I'm guessing five ten. It's gotta be but we wouldn't make the cut I would make it. I would make it. But again, you would make it. I would be a butler. You'd be a butler I wouldn't be the butler. You would be the butler They would take one look at you and be like he makes a fine joker, too But is he ready to break the knuckles of a jewel? Oh, we will see when time comes soon enough If those are the options, yeah, I'll just be the butler man I would have been put straight up to the top mary de gurda Yeah, yeah, man. That could have been an alternative timeline for you

They would have put me in a fucking jester's hat That would have been a cage next to hitler and he would just pull the chain and it would just be going like Off Hitler, you're so big Yep, you're so big And then I would just have conversations with you be like we gotta get out of here. How are we gonna get out of here? Go and go put some sleeping juice. I don't know. I'm a jester They never let me learn to read. Oh, that's sad So these people they were dressed all in black and the emblem of the ss was the skull and bones or the death's head known as the

Totenkopf They were obsessed with secrecy bound very rich and they would sit and they would learn so basically they're they began the ritual Practice in private like they would do rituals together and basically they would pray to votin Yeah, Germanic god of victory and that is totally true. So now we're looking at you can't do that in public No, no, will you vote in is a an offshoot of Odin? Yeah, and they do that as a They do that in secret and then it became the not so secret thing That's not not thought secret thing that the basically the Nuremberg rallies were all about Which is what the swastika kind of imbued

Which was a say they sort of like a power symbol that they would all Kind of dump it to didn't worship votin and that is a that is a thing here. That's where it's totally true They they got rid of Catholicism. They got to any sort of sort of Christianity. These guys are bringing back the old gods Like this stuff's getting it's really intense inside the ss meetings. Yeah, and in time the ss at their highest membership numbers they would number almost one million So they were huge and this was yeah, so one million in the secret society, huh? Or the all these go it didn't become so secret after a while. Yeah, I know a million. It's tough to keep a secret Yeah, their leader was a man named Heinrich Himmler now this fucking piece of shit

Himmler might be one of the biggest He is I would say he is up top for the biggest piece of shit in the history of As far as in the political structure Is he like a carl rove type or is he like is he like a secretary of defense rumsfeld? Is he a rumsfeld? He's a rumsfeld possibly even a chainie. Okay, but he had his own thing going on Right outside of hitler. We'll get into that like he does Henry Heinrich Himmler had his own thing going on outside of Adolf Hitler, uh, although he was yeah, I'd say probably an ashcraft probably

Yes, something like that rumsfeld rumsfeld So he was one of the persons that were mo that was most directly responsible for the holocaust Also a nerd with lifelong stomach problems. Oh my tummy hurts You know when I sent thousands of Jews to the camps, but tell me how many hurt someone give me some may logs On hitler's behalf Himmler formed the einsatz in gruben And built extermination camps and as a facilitator and overseer of the concentration camps Himmler directed the killing of six million jews between 200,000 and 500,000 romani people And the total number of civilians killed by the regime is estimated at and this is a you know

Usually we only hear about the six million jews as far as what Himmler and uh his ss death squads did But in reality they killed upwards of 11 to 14 million people. I mean you have blacks gypsies Polish and soviet citizens mostly and he was also a terrible cook terrible cook. Yeah, if you're building one of these camps I mean, so uh, so what do you think we're working on? This is kind of a crazy project Um, you know, I just kind of do one brick at a time, you know, mostly on my side thing I got like I'm really into building a loot and I got my fucking me and my girl going out Like I got fucking dark cry too. I gotta fucking play that. I got my new ps4 in there. Basically, it's it's holding It's holding holding mom. Yeah, so I really got all that figured out. I really can't got to clean my bedroom

And then I got pain reversal I just got like a lot of irons and fire. So I don't really think about what I'm doing right now You know, I was just saying it's weird. We're building a shower, but then like there's no water Yeah, it's a strange nothing. There's just no shower curtain or nothing And I didn't see any soap getting shipped in here, but you know, it really would come down to me. So I go I'm gonna sit down. I got a bowl of weed. I'll order some Chinese food. I'm gonna watch the football game That's really all I'm into right now. I'm real tired. It's real been busy. So how have you work? You know, I got my bam rehearsal. It's my first day. I was just wondering, you know, what was gonna be like

Uh, so Himmler, he was a devoted follower of List and Luntz, which we talked about earlier Uh, or which we talked about on our last episode. He was an avid reader of Astara just like Hitler was So these two were you could say kindred spirits Well, they both like the same nerdy things which is pretty much what forms a friendship Is that like a new type of nerddom that they won't cover on the Nerdist. They're like white people nerds Yeah, yeah, I'm a totally nerd about being a white person. I'm like That's a new supremacist. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, yeah, I'm a white supremacist nerd But people do say that nowadays. Yeah, they really do. Everybody's a fucking nerd. I'm just like a military nerd, you know

Oh, okay. Yeah, so weird whatever Uh, Himmler was an ardent believer in Laban's reform, which Laban's reform, if you'll remember, was the agricultural Uh, sect of the Hitler of the Nazi beliefs Uh, Himmler was in fact a chicken farmer prior to his career in politics Oh, remember that. Think about that for a fucking second. The architect of a holocaust was a chicken farmer. Jews all look like chickens They have wings, but they Can't fly. I need to work on my chicken metaphor Yeah, yeah, I mean it is very Kentucky fried chicken though

They you know, it's uh, I'm sure that some of his policies that he implemented on the chickens or some of the policies were still eaten today Out of our potato and cheese mix with that's a disgusting kfc chicken He was quoted as saying that within 120 years all German people would be pure-blooded areas You fucked up Didn't quite work He believed that he received psychic messages from a 10th century king who defeated the slavs who was also named Heinrich Himmler believed that he was the reincarnation of king Heinrich Yeah, it's like how in the reincarnation of Henry Winkler

He believed this 1000 percent Henry Winkler is still alive Henry. What? Yeah, he's still alive. So you I thought I killed him Now some say that he was called by Hitler my loyal Heinrich But others say that Hitler actually laughed and ridiculed Himmler's medieval obsessions his whispered nickname Uh was likes heiny which heiny is a derogatory term from Heinrich and so that means Heiny so he had full of the right So Hitler had a funny cute nickname for the guy who invented the concentration camp. Yes. So yeah, that's how crazy hitler was

Wow, yes, I mean these bands and that's what you have to realize about these people is that they are still people Like they are they are just really fun when you see all those videos It's fucked up to think about but you do have to humanize these you do have to remember that these are not boogie men They are not goblins. They are not demons. They are fucked up assholes with pet names for each other And they call and that was the whole thing with the idea of the banality of evil when you watch what they do here And they made a sort of bureaucratic function out of murdering millions of people. It's the most evil Thing possible. I mean, of course, but you like look at this and like these guys were true villains and they didn't even know it They didn't even they thought they were doing the right thing, which is so fucked that they had no

I mean, of course it goes back to everything that we've always discussed when we discuss serial killers and terrible people every single one of them To a team maybe except for Dom or believe that they're eradicating A problem the world Gary Ridgway thought that he was doing a community service the same as a garbage man does Yeah, yeah, and these people thought obviously that they were doing something right as well So lord, yeah, it's fucking the same. I mean, it's nuts. So around so in the early 1930s And the Nazis rise for power it did take Quite a while between the the failed beer hall push Which was a failed coup that Hitler tried doing

After he got out of prison until his actual appointment of chancellor of Germany after the president died There was a long fight between then and Himmler was in charge of the SS and there was another guy that was in charge of the SA I mean, that's gonna be embarrassing to have a failed coup, huh? Yeah, but then he got to but then he's got to go to jail and then he said jail became like his second university jail Was great for Hitler. That's where he brought mine comp. You wrote mine comp in jail And he only he only did like nine months of a five-year sentence. Yeah, he kind of did like a charlie manson kind of thing Yeah, he kind of got in there and was like, you know, he got he won the respect of some people just by him being annoying

Yeah So the SA that would had more to do with the army. It was much more populist And the SS was much more fanatical. So during Hitler's rise to power Himmler conceived and carried out something called the night of the long knives, which I remember this shit This was I remember this from a european history class in my high school night of the long 500 executions happened in one night where basically they killed every Either enemy slash people that just weren't totally into the SS thing So it's like anybody that had like a little bit of like maybe one time in a meeting was like hey guys, um

About the concentration camps when I was thinking instead is what if we all take a group trip to six flags? Why don't we spend our money that way that way guys come on guys and they're like Thank you so much for your feedback. That's a meeting mark. You know, I'm just glad that you guys are still down to listen I know that there's a lot Put them on the list Not good. There was never it was never good to be on a list The 20th century was a real bad time to list again Remember within the context of everything we're talking about that these people believe that they are being chosen by old

Nordic gods to Basically exude the will of the skies upon upon history of making germany a new empire germany a new empire again They're they're making the third rike and so like these are your enemies. This is not like Gary and accounting is mad because the trs report is late This is the man who believes he channels the god the germanic god of victory every night Sits in a secret room drinking blood out of a cup like actually you are describing gary That's what gary's do so the ss They essentially eliminate the essay or scatter it to the point where the essay doesn't exist anymore

Did they have an option in the essay to be like come over to the ss or the night of the log knives? I don't think anybody had an option of joining the ss if you were perfectly suited for it You were asked to do it and then you like people were I don't think anyone was like I feel like if you were asked to join you have to join you have to join Right, you absolutely have to so the essay, you know some of them Of course if they passed the test went into the ss, but a lot of them were absorbed over into the army But what you have now is you have This huge force this fighting force that is

Ritualistic the biggest strongest force in germany is officially an occult organization And we'll talk about it again too, but the their the ss sign there's two runes. Yes for victory the zieg Yeah, and so it's like basically the the symbol itself is a magic ritual handed down by nordic But like we'll talk about runes in a little bit more detail But it's like this you're talking about like it there is no steps like we're not actually stepping away from the occult Like they firmly believe this they are doubling down on the occult Was it publicly known that they were super into these sort of ideas and because that was the idea That was what they're trying to that's why people were so into it right, but the thing is too is that when you

Double deep read so people are like there were mass protests when things started really changing once like it became illegal To marry anyone who wasn't an arian like once that started happening people were like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa We were just into germany. Yeah, we were just proud to be german and we were trying to do this whole thing But they're like we didn't know yeah, there were a lot of people in germany who were against hitler Like we can't say that everybody in germany. There was actually a very large and a very strong german resistance They almost killed hitler like an internal plot within the military almost killed hitler in a fail bombing and every single time He didn't die. He just felt like that was fucking votin telling him to continue. Yeah, exactly So after the night of the long knives from that point on the armed forces

They no longer pledge their allegiance to germany They pledge their allegiance to adolf hitler himself right making hitler essentially god Like that's what they're priming everybody like the world's ugliest god Yes, yes, and the center of the ss Himmler's new order of knights, which was an aristocracy of soul and blood as he called it was Uh, the valesburg castle This was hitler's camelot and himmler Much like list before him was an ardent believer in the knights of the holy grail the ss commanders

He cast as the knights of the round table and he had fucking nerds So he had rooms dedicated to figures of nordic history and mythology like king arthur So it's like a hotel in the pocanos. Oh, it's exciting. It's like one's an egyptian theme And one is a north korea theme and himmler's room north korea theme is just a mat on the floor This was not the room to choose for a honeymoon So himmler's room He had his own little room that was dedicated to his own little guy His was dedicated to king hind rick the first who himmler believed he was

A direct reincarnation of and hind rick was important because he was the founder of the first german rick Oh, and I also like hears it. It's like so underneath this round table that they all did it was a small room called the realm of the dead We're basically himmler and all his group and fears group and fears There was always like little side buddies would get together group and fears like group leader Yeah, they all get together and they would do ancient research trying to like communicate with the great teutonic knights Of the past and I could still them just being like So does anybody Is anyone like talking to anyone yet? Can you hear ivy yet or does anyone hear goon to yet?

And nine I think I can Oh, what is he saying? Um, they say that we should um We should get pretzels because some of us are pretty hungry, right? Am I reading the room right? That's right I think he's lying. No to the camp. Oh, no You know what I don't like that. He's I don't like pretzels. I think we should get snitchy You know what's the thing is is that now said I think about it. I could have some pretzels gotta have some pretzels pretzels and amazing mustards

And so the Heinrich the king Heinrich thing for Himmler was extremely real now this right here This is historical fact in the german city of quidlinburg Himmler had the bones of king hydric carried into a conf into a cathedral Uh to be reinterred in the original tomb This was he announced a sacred site to which germans might now make pilgrimage another year later He ordered the cathedral shut down the christian worship and proceeded to turn it into an ss shrine Himmler he was known for his desire to replace christianity with the arian religion And quidlinburg seems to have been the focus of that ambition, which is really interesting because now we're gonna see how he just

They basically rude they take all sort of christian elements out of a lot of things they take back christmas They take like they're doing but they do the summer stools party. They banned the word christmas in 1939 They took back christmas and they thought that's the real war on christmas. Oh my god That was a literal war on christmas. I can't believe it. Yeah, and they I mean they essentially are flipping the script on the christians Because the christians they took a lot of pagan uh celebrations and turned them into christian And now they're flipping them back and now they're flipping them back Uh and spectators when they went to these little rituals that uh himmler would do at this cathedral Uh himmler himself, uh, he would do magical appearances through a little secret compartment that was built into the church floor

Yeah, I don't I can see his feet. I can see his feet there How many choreographers did the nazi party fight? A lot. Oh, if you're a choreographer, you're the safest person in germany Choreographer affection designer That's it. For how many gay men they murdered It just seems like they needed a bunch of them to coordinate all this shit

I think there was a couple of gays that snuck through the cracks I think there was a little bit of hiding in plain sight. Yes. There's something about gunter's hair that I absolutely love It's so sharp and it's so wonderfully done. Gunter, tell me how do you do it? Well, you know, I just love Hitler so much that I've got oof. I've got so much boost. I put it in my hair True love of Hitler. Thank you so much. Very nice So himmler, he had a little buddy named coral maria willy gut Willy gut willy gut. Uh, he has been called both the only occultist who exerted real influence in the third rike And himmler's warlock or himmler's

Now this is kind of like when Arnold Schwarzenegger was like the diet consultant of the white house, right? Is that like that's his figure? Yeah Yeah, he maintained the germany's true culture reached back to hundreds of thousands of years before christ to an era When the globe was inhabited by creatures plucked from various mythologies, including giants and dwarfs Finally somebody's making some sense. Yeah, I'm just happy. He's got a little warlock there with him. Yeah And he's got a fucking pointy head on in a fake beard. He's gonna make Kazam He was committed in 1924 For these beliefs, but you know what himmler sprung him out and said I like the cut of that guys jib

Right his original role within the ss was as the head of the pre and early history department The best part about his class and the ss schools that it was an easy a Just kind of had to just show he was literally committed into a mental mental institution in 1924 1924, yes, and now and now he's And then he became a member of himmler's personal staff and he was he even officiated in the role of priest at weddings of ss men Wow, yeah, he was the ss priest real awkward there kind of like the other priest from princess bride You know just like I did I will tell you though. I mean probably the least molesty priest of all of them, which is really I don't know you think so

Yeah, you can't molest an ss officer. He's a warlock. It's all warlocks do it No, no, no more like I was like I didn't chant you to take your pants off and then the ss officer fucking kicks the shit out of you And he puts you in a fucking concrete square Could be could be most notably though as far as influence goes Will a gut decide designed the deaths head ring, which himmler personally awarded to prestigious ss officers Okay, of course that started off as a very prestigious award But as the ss started getting bigger and they needed more ardent recruits

They just started throwing ss rings out and when anyone anyone who had a deaths head ring when that person died The ring went back to himmler and by the end of the war Himmler supposedly had an entire treasure chest full of these deaths Himmler was trying to like escape and then you know to be like, oh, I'm not himmler And then people be like what what do you get all these rings for? So the ss also at that meeting I work for this year k jeweler's Okay, every kiss begins with k. Oh, I love to have a deaths head ring It's really great for when you want to propose her on a thanksgiving or a christmas eve

Well, you know, I'm in love, but I don't have a lot of money to spend Oh, that's perfect guys. I'm just giving these away, but you're gonna have to pull some of the severed fingers out Oh, that's fine. Pamela's gonna love it So the ss they not only were militaristic, but they also had a research branch called the anaerbe They were sent to tebet south america greece and roam And they came back concluding that all four places were once populated and founded by arian civilization That's so crazy what a coincidence that a bunch of people walked into a bunch of places in full nazi regalia asking who made this And people were like, um, white people

Where are all the people who do your studies? Oh, they're in a room. You'll notice a little placard. It says dumb research on it I just walk right in there The same researchers were directed by Heinrich Himmler to scour the globe for both Atlantis and the holy grail Which himmler actually believed to be an anti christian symbol So there was just a bunch of people going all around the globe just be like, uh, no not there That is definitely the easiest job that it's like if you're in the ss and you needed to cushy job That was the job as you get on that research you get to travel the world and like you don't have to do anything

I have put my head in literally every lake. I have not seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet I've been looking believe me and we've been looking at cups Yep, me and verner. We've been looking at cups everywhere. Every time there's a guy in the state sale Or a garage sale. We're looking at cups. Believe me. Absolutely. Nope. Not there So the anerbei also had or ananerbei They also had a department to research the velte shear Which is the world ice theory Uh, this theory was based on the blavansky thesis that there had been several moons in the past

That the approach of these moons results in a polar shift and a cataclysmic ice age Which was responsible for the fall and rise of the various root races of theosophy such as The arians now look at vatsky. This is this is the madham, right? Yes. This is the madham Yeah madham blavansky and by the way the uh, the the book that uh, a lot of this stuff was based on that uh, List and lunts based their stuff on by madham blavansky. It was like two three thousand pages Yes, it was just i mean it was just So many pages of nonsense upon nonsense and also this was the beginning of the of the Theories about planet x and the return of nimburu and all that shit about them like and they they're still using her book

Yeah, and according to the theory the world itself was created when a giant chunk of ice collided with the sun That's not real But never was a scientist. She was But here is something interesting is that the files report studies and research papers of the ananerbay Are now locked away here in the united states Oh, where are they? We don't know and but we do know that we cannot read them Well, we have to go to every single place and find i mean it's part of operation paperclip thing of all this shit

We got after operate operation paperclip, you know, yeah We got some nazi scientists But then we also probably got some awesome nazi bullshit that they love to keep silent because it's just fun to have They don't want anybody else to see it and also probably some really great kelbasa makers Yeah, that's who i want to meet. Oh my god, some of the best kelbasa makers around Now this next part now. This is something that i might Have confused this with a role-playing game. Okay, cool. This might be true. It might not be that got Have geheimensbohler

The occult core, but this is something i really like though. Yeah, this it doesn't really matter So no, this is a part of a this is a chunk of the thul society right in the real society Which are all just a standard white people are great societies Yeah, um, and but then it was also mixed with the oto oto otio. Mm-hmm. Which is very interesting That would be a oto that would be crowley's Yeah, magic group. Yeah crowley's magic group and crowley is uh He was rumored to be a part of the nazi party to be a part of hitler But it was actually revealed that crowley was a spy for the ally. We're talking allister crowley

No true magician our bottom of the year our bottom of the year No true magician would ever have anything to do with the nazis because it's like it's so ridiculous to enter into some sort of Gigantic magical thing about destroying a bunch of other people. Well, I mean and you know, obviously they they they know that people don't just disappear Yeah, uh, they uh, they get murdered and here's an irony about uh, madame blavatsky. She plays into this She was actually slovak. Who would have known that blavatsky would be a slovak name, but the ananerbae they Um, I mean they I guess they kind of shooed this away by tracing her roots back to the ross The scandinavian vikings that had come into contact with slobs in 860 ad the cornerstone of these arian psychopaths people who believe that white people are the best people on earth

Was written by the same people they hate right so a slovak and then hitler of course who was was none of what he wants Yeah, yes, and I mean Yeah, these are all hypocrites. Yeah, you know, they're not like great shooters. No, they are not great shooters No, they're not cool guys. They're not go-to guys. They're not like you're drinking buddies. All right. These are the nazis right So it's said that the nazis were believers in organ energy Which it properly seized could be forged into magical effects now organ energy is a hypothetical universal life force That was originally proposed in the 30s by willhelm reich and it in its final conception Orgon was conceived as the anti-entropic principle of the universe a creative

Substratum in all of nature comparable to the odic forces. Now basically what that means is that it's opposite It's it is not a creative energy. It's a destructive energy Yes, and so it's like the idea is that every time it's some violence happens that it's released And maybe possibly if we do believe that all of this is reptilian in the fucking first place Is that this is the fucking goop they eat that makes their scales shiny? Yeah organ energy Violence releases organ energy. How do you turn the energy into goop? I mean, it's a it's gonna be a recipe for you Don't even yeah You gotta get a net

First yeah A lot of you gotta get a straw and you suck it up. It's like free basic like a purée purie type Now let's get into the religion the actual religion of the nazi party that was practiced in nazi germany Let's start with their symbol the swastika. No the swastika was a very common symbol We try to talk about you can't again, you know, don't always be defending the swastika. No Don't be that guy at the party's like well actually the swastika has its roots in to bet no try to get laid You're never gonna get laid if you bring this Never gonna get laid if you start a sentence with well actually. Yeah, exactly and also

None of this is good. Okay. Cupid material. No None of this episode is good stuff because a lot of it is it's a lot of detail And um, uh, you look you're not gonna you're gonna come off looking a little racist. Yeah Definitely and it's been used in In dozens of different societies in the past it was used in ancient egypt indian china the navajo indians Here in north america. They used a swastika pattern and apparently arab islamic sorcerers also used it Now the swastika usually goes in a clockwise motion I've seen both i've seen both people saying that like it can go in a bunch of different ways

Because like the fool society used to curve swastika, right? And other people used the opposite facing swastika the clockwise swastika and then hitler did the Hitler himself purposely chose that clock counterclockwise swastika. Well, um, Which is supposed to flip the the flip the meaning of it. Yes, according to, uh, Cobilistic lore and occult theory chaotic force can be evoked by reversing assemble So something for good luck, uh, such as the swastika something that has, uh, I guess, uh, the meaning of Of creation if it's reversed

Then this is sort of the meaning of destruction. It's an upside down cross situation. Yes, kind of like that It's also like in tarot anything that's reversed normally means the opposite of what you're doing and you kind of convert the meaning And what they do so what you're looking at is but it was also an not just good luck But it was a sign of victory It was a sign of like the sun and they talked about it as like the sun is the phoenix would die They were talking about like the eagle the eagle would die in the swatsik would arise from it and hitler took the swastika So seriously because it was a sigil What you're looking at is when the normberg rally happens

We were just saying before it was probably the world's largest occult ceremony that ever happened How many swastikas people that were there think they were witnessing an occult ceremony. No, they think it's just pageantry Yeah, they don't understand that pageantry. This is actually what magic is magic is symbolism meets action And you do something like this in order to manipulate either a psychic or a physical event hitler conjured up Victory so like what phil jackson did with the triangle offense and the bulls in the mid 90s I think you could call phil jackson a basketball hitler Yes, phil jackson a basketball hitler jackson basketball He had an idea a principle a series of philosophies and he had people executed

Absolutely, and if you've ever seen one of bill cosby sweater same thing just it just says it on there It's just like you'll see in the squiggles. It says go to sleep my little actress. Oh week six on the cosby So the uh, actually if you don't know what the normberg rallies were uh were we've mentioned them a few times Now the normberg rallies is just a gigantic nazi rally to celebrate germany and to celebrate the swastika There were 36,000 swastikas used during the normberg rallies just watch them You can see uh the footage that you see. It's a good day to be in the flag business

It's a great day to be in the flag. I got to tell you ganta. I cannot believe that I you know I didn't believe you I thought this flag business essentially I I thought we were walking into failure because I was like I've only seen like two flags in my whole life, but We are millionaires now Thank you so much. Good. So Henry you mentioned uh the uh nordic tales as far Or you mentioned the swastika being a symbol of the sun in one nordic tale The swastika is the fire whisk which creates civilization And in one nazi hymn

There is a line that says the time of the cross is gone the fire whisk shall arrive And the problem is you can't crucify jesus on a swastika. I mean, hey, hey, you totally could How would you do that? You make a big enough swastika? I don't want to use the term triumph of the will, but if you know you got to make what you got you got to get What you make you know i'm saying if you will it it is no dream it is no dream if you make it they will come Kevin costner. Kevin costner is the hitler of old timey baseball stadiums. Kevin costner Leave costner alone now i mentioned the time of the cross is gone the swastika was meant to completely supplant the cross As the symbol of the nazi religion in fact the hitler youth saying a song that said no evil priest can prevent us from feeling

We are the children of hitler the swastika brings salvation to earth still getting molested Still getting molested no, but the difference is that's like, you know, what's worse is it worse to get molested which is bad Yeah, that's pretty bad or to To go to dock out It's like one or the other it's like in the end. Yeah. All right suck my dick. I mean, okay. I'll suck your dick I'd rather do that. Yeah, so as we sit in our last episode the swastika was used in the trenches of world war one As a good luck charm. Yeah, so by the time it came about by the time The nazi party started using the swastika as its symbol

It was already seen as a fairly common symbol that you and plus so the military also already had an attachment and I'm sure the swastika was also used to open up cans of sardines Oh, yeah, of course around. Absolutely. Maybe you can even eat some tuna with it. Oh, yeah But you this is so this is a symbol that's been snuck into german culture that they did basically as they rose up when they did the Beer hall push They literally had the fucking helmets with the swastikas on them. They showed up. They've been using the swastika thing a long time It's kind of like yeah, it's like the macintosh apple. It was their cool-ass logo I was just gonna yeah, it's it's the exact same way that a brand builds everything

Yeah, but it takes years and years and years and the next thing you know, it's like, yeah, the golden arches But that is you know exactly what that is that shows the difference But there is then there is a magical property to the idea of branding and the idea That's what they talk about when we talk about occult in the media when we talk about like seeing Recurring symbols in the media and stuff like that that is used is because human brain works on symbolism, right? I would have loved to see you in like the 1988 like before Arby's launched Like you're just like the guy who's created the logo and they're like, uh, yeah I think we're just going to go with like the hat like a funny hat. No, no, no, no

Look the spiral of the roast beef makes people crave what blood yes flesh Ah Arby's join the military Tagline it would work So next let's talk about runes Now runes are magical symbols that Guido von List believed to be the key to the occult knowledge of the ancient germanic people Let's go through some of the runes that the germany that the germans used the victory rune the uh, the s the zeeg That would be the emblem of the hitler youth the double zeeg That was the symbol of the s s the double lightning bolt you see every day and it's really scary the triple zeeg

That's a hardcore pornography where a bunch of horses take dumps on german's feet I love german porn said the germans do great porn. Well, it's fantastic. I don't know Everyone talks about the size of stuff Because that is very true Everyone focuses on it There is a whole other world of german pornography that is sexy hot And just wet what the flag business used to be for the germans the tarp business Now yeah, yeah, the peepee bucket the peepee bucket slash from a feet stand

It's fantastic, and I resent both I like good old fashioned american porn made by americans and made by the the fathers of molesta does americans That's right So the next room was the man rune that was the rune of death and that eventually replaced the cross in ss graveyards And in fact all ss officers were required to study runes Like they had they had a lot of homework they had to do they actually did they had a shit everybody had homework again It's a whole fucking oligarchy run by nerds It was all about fucking homework and filling up paperwork and showed up to meeting doing a roll call putting on a uniform because they fucking

Ah, I really like the night of like long knives, but this is getting really boring This is getting really boring sucks like I love killing 500 people, but it'd be cool if like on a friday I could like wear like jeans You know what I mean to the camps So the life rune that was the symbol of the ananerbay that was the research brands went even further than the military For example the apple rune was the symbol of the ministry of agriculture And the deaths head rings that we mentioned earlier. They had multiple runes on them They had one z-g rune uh on the left and to the right of the skull

Framed by a triangle which represented the power of the sun and conquering literally using magic This is using magic. This is straight up. This is what they believed in it was built So it's like you don't need any bullshit fucking like video game sorts. It's like literally they were doing it They believed in it. They had money in it They had to hold departments that made sure that they are properly doing the magic Yeah, a hegel rune was also on the ring which was framed by a hexagon That rune represents the faith and camaraderie that was idealized by the leaders of the organization The esoteric meaning of the hegel rune according to guido von list was quote and close the universe in you

And you control the universe also go to arby's join the military Now the swastika on the ring that was framed by a quadrant the sx like to portray the swastika as another Influential symbol symbol of the arian race naturally the double runes on the rear of the ring framed by a circle Were to be the signs of salvation known as the hydra zekin of the past They were a creation of the ss designers rather than the historical runes They are a gi boar room plus a bind rune for o and t the bind rune was designed by our man Willigut and spells got the old high german word for god. And so where is gimli in all this, huh? Yeah, gimli son of groin

What's the uh the gi boar room? The gi boar room the gi boar rune rune. Oh the gi boar room gi boar gi boar. I'm just saying. Yeah, exactly Oh, you tell me yikes. Okay. Tell me when aragorn shows up. That's what these guys eat It's good kicking the pants from aragorn Frodo friends And you go and you take that ring you throw it in the fucking mordor and then in fucking his face melts Then he says he chose poorly and then the fucking floor Falls down and they realize jojoba's spelled with an i And then they go over to thing and then the fucking the flight of the navigator comes and picks them all up

And it's pewee herman and they're all listening to fucking beach boys fucking That's what I'm saying. Yeah. No, I remember that. It was a great movie. I love that one. Yeah. Yeah, that was awesome So again, they didn't think any gays were in this. No, no, no, I mean not in that I mean they said plenty of gays at the concentration camp choreographers fashion designers jewelry designers Like the shoemakers straight like super straight like redneck dudes. Just don't do this Dudes named villi got I am villi got oof. I've got the shiny shoes in all of hit list nature. Isn't it fun? Isn't it cool? Oh, look, I've got a little ring oof. It's got a diamond on it. Oh sparkles. I love the way it sparkles

Yeah, you can see it in the dark. Oh, it looks kind of oh, that's cool. Yeah So as far as the ritual the religious ritual of the german people christian gospels, this was them Just stamping out christianity christian gospels were replaced with readings from mine comp And as I said earlier the word christmas has been in 1939 That's like if I if like every time christmas I made everyone sit down and just read murderous sketches all night. Yeah So the christian It's all just hanging out all night The christian god was replaced by emissaries of nature and the sun and the summer solstice officially became a holy day

ceremonial fires were lit nightly as fire Incantations are where we're recited by worshipers of the new nazi faith And this is a really weird ritual that they did All new nazi party banners were required to be concentrated by contact with the blood flag Which was one of the original flags that was bathed in the blood of a nazi officer during the failed coup In 1923 the bierhol push and that was a dude who's standing right next to hitler So hitler viewed that as a symbol of like oh, they didn't get me because I can't be killed I'm the messiah and so when he died and basically he fit the the the flag fell into his blood

And it's like he kept it forever Wasn't there something in that in that where hitler was supposed to be sitting where the man was sitting that was murdered But there was some random Attempt yeah, there was an assassination attempt in 1942. I think In which there was a bomb placed in a meeting hall In hitler just unexpectedly left early. He said that he was I think it was either He had gotten some sort of astrological chart because hitler got his charts read constantly and an astronomer again Who had to be really fucking on the ball with the good news. Yeah

Hitler's first astronomer we'll talk about his fucking fate here in a second Uh, but let's talk a little bit about how the nazis used the occult in world war two. There's this guy, uh, Ludwig Stroniak. He was an architect he had a special gift for map dowsing he would dangle a special pendulum over a map and Locates ships Armies things like that and as a test the german navy asked him to locate the tiny battleship prince Eugen that was then at sea they provided him with charts and were amazed that he pinpointed the warship Even though it was on a secret mission off the coast of norway and this impressed them enough to take the workings

Of the occult a little bit more. How surprised was he when he got that right? Oh, yeah My god, I just picture Eugen prince Eugen boat just has a little like to pay on top of it and it's just like they put a little bow tie in the front I will also but I believe a lot in the power of magic ritual like I do believe that there is something to it No, when you when you put your when you really believe in it and you imbue it with a lot of Intention and you do all the work. I do think that in this realm They must have conjured up a lot of magical energy. Yes like using harnessing some symbolism Works in real life because we're you know like on the psychic level if you if that's a pre

If it's a pre-signed logic though, I mean this guy was like oh the boat's there He logically was probably able to rationally guess where it was Well, that's what amazed them is that he did not have the boat if he was to logically guess he would guess somewhere Nearer to the front lines France something like that But he guessed that it was on his up in Norway Which would be one of the least likely places for it to be I'm just saying when a lot of magic's being done all in a room and everyone's doing stuff Like there's got to be a build-up of it

But I just think that like there is a truth of like you can't do it negatively You can't do that. You can't do this and the object is to erase or race So there was that discussion that we did with the government in spear Your programs with all the drugs and in what now with mk. Alter and stuff a lot of these prisoners or not prisoners Test subjects were able to get things right. Yeah, you know when it comes to like military things and whatnot So there's definitely something there Whether it be magic or a bunch of acid So during Hitler's rise to power his first astrologer was a guy named Eric Jean

Hannah Hullson Hannah Husson Hannah Husson He was a hypnotist. He was an occultist Hitler met him in 1926 ironically Hanneson was Jewish and Hanneson taught Hitler how to project his voice. This was the speech teacher Yes, Hanneson the guy who taught Hitler to be such a good orator was himself Jewish and how did he make out? He died in a concentration But because the problem is he fucked up real bad when he did the

August 1932 Hanneson told Hitler that it's horoscope show that he had to be these cursed Right and so to remove the curse Hanneson said that it was necessary for someone to travel to Hitler's hometown and take a mandrick route from a butcher's backyard Because occultists have used mandrick routes for protection and as aphrodisiacs because I don't know why Because they're shaped like little man Um I just love this whole thing. So it's like Hanneson volunteered to do this himself. He's like, I'll do it

I will do it. You go. Good. Trust me miss Hitler and at midnight on a night on a full moon He took a mandrick route from a suitable location in Linz Hanneson returned to Berlin with the mandrick route on new year's day 1933 He told Hitler that the curse had been lifted and that Hitler's assent to power would resume on january 30th by 1934 Hitler would have full control of germany concerning on Hanneson who He had been killed a year earlier after his discovery that he'd falsified his Aryan background Falsified the pain you don't want to be caught in that lie. No, no, no That's the lie. That was the big one. But that's definitely a lie. You have to make you there's no doubt about that

So 1941 rolls around things aren't going too good for the Germans Uh, Rudolph Hess who remember was hitler's second in command Flew to scotland in an attempt to negotiate peace with the uk during world war two and after Hess's flight Hitler Instructed the third Reich's notorious secret police the Gestapo to implement aktion Hess that is a uh That that was a mission in which hundreds of occultists were arrested a ban on all secret societies were enforced and an open an open performances of clairvoyancy astrology fortune telling or telepathy were prohibited because

Hess was such a big believer in the occult uh that hitler thought If we wipe out all of this stuff, then hitler's bad g or hemler Hess's bad juju Will be gone will be erased And uh on april 30th 1945 So wait, so they turned their back then on occult practices or I don't understand why why would they get rid of all these things? I mean it was most it was one of those things where uh hitler Wanted to erase everything that didn't have anything to do with the nazi Uh religion but these practices seemed something that he would be down with

Yeah, but he that's a problem is that it was connected to something else Well, he was so paranoid at that time because in the end he believed he was the religion He believed he was getting was the god and so finally once when someone else left He was just like well he left and he was the one who was using all these fucking astrologers and stuff He's like this is why I'm losing the war now Because I'm allowing all these other magic to happen when the only magic that should be happening in all of germany is my magic And about me, but he was also dying a fucking syphilis Yeah

His magic and hemler's magic because he allowed hemler to do pretty much whatever he wanted because he was doing such a Bang-up job. It's gonna oil the the the oil trade there was the problem. So much should have told him they're gonna want more oil Yeah, or gas that you want gas for your tanks, but uh, nonetheless, so let's get back to the spear of death I feel like he was just really circling the wagon like he was just he like didn't really attack the problems No, he was kind of pulling a Phil specter at the end. Yeah So let's get back. It's the very end of the war. Let's bring the spear of destiny back into it on april 30th 1945 after considerable bombing of nuremberg the spiritual center of the nazi party The spear of destiny fell into the hands of general

George s pat Whoa, and later that day in fulfillment of the legend because it said anybody I don't know if we even covered it in the last article that anybody who has possession of the spear if they use its power And lose the spear. They will die later that day Hitler committed suicide on May 1st my birthday while Pergus night, which is also strangely I was like thinking about it. It's like uh someone bin laden was also killed on May 1st. Huh interesting very interesting Not at all Pergus night while Pergus night and that is believed to be the night of a witches meeting on the brocken mountain Yeah, there it is born on 420 and then dead on the day that he died. Yeah, Henry's my birthday my birthday

So you said you were reincarnated by Henry Winkler who was still alive, but yet it seems as if somebody died on your birthday It is all time and seriously I'm quite old Oh my god, please go and get me some meta-musil. I haven't taken a dump in approximately four weeks Holy crap. Marcus, do you have any idea what we're doing this podcast with Hitler the whole time? It's been me's the whole time I don't mean to punk you guys or do anything. Oh, I've seen the punk Ask the culture. There's a man. I wish I had in my short staff Who fucked a cart? The only one who has a television show stars and movies directed by Martin Scorsese Seems as if things are going relatively well for the man

It is the triumph of the villas that I would be a guest star or marry me in their second season You could shoot higher, you know No, I really I deserve it a nice two-episode arc where I play a delivery man Who's a bitch and too snockey for his own good Take out the lead actor. You could be the big guy. No. No. No. I understand is you've got to work your way up Wow, Hitler's the Browsky. I did Sunday. I'll do some sort of off-Broadway. I've hoped to do some reenactment of ease You know be in Chicago as as mr. Salafane Hitler never made it as an artist and I think because it was an artist. He didn't have that

He didn't have the leading man in the drive. Yeah, I didn't have the drive. Um, so yeah, so, uh, uh, we got him Wow, their magic didn't work. No, they're mad. Absolutely. No general Patton got the uh, the spear of And he used it to fucking pick fucking pork rib meat out between his teeth. He's an American. We don't care about like anything That's that he's like fuck this. Yeah. Yeah, this was fucking George Washington's cane. I'd use it I'd still use it to just poke a plank dude with it. No, I'm Please George wrong with you All right, everybody

That concludes uh hitler and the occult fascinating stuff mark is amazing. So here's so here's a bunch of stuff You can use it. We can make friends. I've got one more thing about the spear of destiny. Yes before we leave so general Patton He got the spear of destiny from hitler Had the spear in his possession He returned the spear of destiny to vienna and on december 9th 1945

general george s Patton died in a relatively minor car accident after returning the spear of destiny. Well, not that minor, obviously Well, there he was the only passenger who got hurt in any way Hey, hey now. Hey, that's why you leave spears alone Leave him alone put him in museums. It belongs in a museum And thank you very much ben. I worked my ass up on this one. This is a lot of this is a lot of fun Unbelievable was it weird? It's fun. You could say it's fun. I can go in. Yeah, of course. I could say research is fun We did a lot of shit. We did a lot of shit, you know, and again sifting on this

I just wish what christmas was coming up again. So you could take this episode and teach your relatives a lot about what you'd learn I want to ask that and because someone people go to the facebook page and tell us about the horrible Conversations you had with your extended family over the holidays because of this show and again But when you are on your dates finding love is more important sometimes. Yeah, so just don't need to spread the truth You don't need to always be listen. They got to know the whole point is listen We've all we've all had significant others for a while. This thing is people come in there You got it. You got a fool. Yeah, you can't let them know You can't let them know that you got a fucking that you are what you are. All right, and I know you're trapped them

You got to trap them. I'm talking about six months a year into the relationship Now then you fucking springing on them. You say one thing you just go be like, hey, you know, um You know that hitler was a reptilian puppet By the way, I made chicken parmesan, you know and like it's just put a little thing in right and I know what you're thinking It's all I think about. It's all I read about. It's all that my life is Find some new shit. Find some new shit. That's what I've been doing. You know what I'm really into lately Minecraft. Oh my very fun. Is that good? It's fantastic. Yeah, I was watching dreamed about it I played it so long last night. I dreamed about it. I woke up in the middle of the night

I woke up my girlfriend. I this was all dream. She told me about this today I woke up my girlfriend and told her to wake up. We've got to build a waterfall. That's well, there you go Terrifying. Yeah, that's actually work. She said it was pretty scary because I was really really Really intense and really really really excited about it. I get into cooking and wandering the streets looking for silence I've been getting into professional bowling Um, so check out some pro bowling on television. It's actually kind of exciting in a strange way And if you want your last podcast on a left t-shirt go to cavecomedyradio.com slash last podcast on the left and for other shows Featuring me and ben go to cave comedy radio

Uh dot com I only do this show because I keep my fucking voices pure as Aryan's blood We got round table top hat and then also conversations you can have uh from page seven for example entertainment which people love Yes march 23rd to the 27th Henry's coming to you that the London the guy and what we want is we want to we want to see some ladies You know, we want to talk to some men Yes, that's exactly what we want to do. That's what we want to do in the uk No, we want to party it up. So please if you have come out to the shows, please take us places to get drunk It's gonna be so much fun. Yeah, I can be so pliable if I just have to get drunk on the street in the uk at the whole time

It's gonna I'm gonna get arrested. So yeah, and please Make sure ben does not get glass Yeah, what's what's a glassy again where someone hits you in the head with a glass with the glass They break a glass and then they hit you in the face with come at me, dude. No, I'm ready for they're very sensitive over there With what if you talk about their bird? They'll fight their bird. They're like kevin barnett Their lady you talk about their lady. They'll fight you now the lady queen the queen No, we can talk about the queen. They're like the queen. Who's the lady? They're lady. They're girlfriend. Let's wrap this

Oh, they're girlfriend. I thought there was some big lady Go and write and review on itunes. Yeah. Hey, all of a sudden twitter. Yeah ben kissle. Henry loves you marcus parks Hail yourselves. Hail satan. Hail sweet sweet satan. Thank you for your gifts. Howl geen are Sweet boy game. Yep. Hail me because I mean, let's face it. I need it. I well and we all find out you're a hurry incarnate So that's good. We'll talk to you very soon with everything that we do. We love you Make sure if you kiss the jewel you got to get yourself some mints afterwards. Do you see That would be hitler cosby. Adolf cosby. Adolf. Adolf hitler cosby For more shows like the one you just listened to go to cave comedy radio.com