Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 161: Hollow Moon

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

The moon. Is it hollow? Are there aliens inside? Is it even REAL? We answer all these questions and more on our exploration of Earth's very first satellite and the experts that maintain that the moon is definitely, absolutely, without a doubt, not what it seems.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started I can't believe Chris Pratt lost all that way I can't believe it My main problem my main problem with the government is making the newspaper make me read I agree is that if there's such a goddamn thing as global warming why am I wearing a jacket dude? That's a very smart boy, and I'm starting to think all right my my sister Bessie was sitting out She lives in flagstaff, Arizona, and there was a couple of chemtrails came came over by the house Yeah, I want her titties grew bigger. Hmm. I want I want to say the government is if you're gonna be doing this grow my sister's titties bigger

Do it again, and even a mouth sounds like yep Trials are good. I think they're good. Mm-hmm. You know what and I gotta tell you I don't trust the moon. Oh You don't trust the moon. All right, are we beginning? Oh Oh put on your dumb dumb hats. Oh, no, here's a moon. Uh-oh Everybody back off. The moon is coming to take our money The moon wants to take our jobs. I work in a Buick factory. A Buick factory even. Wow. Welcome to the show everyone That's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben Kissel. Oh god, the moon is the worst enemy. Unbelievable Today's episode specifically stupid

It's all about the hollow moon What could that hollow moon possibly be full of I'll tell you what it is. It's Iranians It's Iranians the Iranian military is inside the hollow moon Holy Christ everybody We're gonna really put you into a space that makes you feel like you're a child again because your brain is gonna have to Shrink to a size where you think colors can talk. This is definitely an episode that the information we give you will possibly make you Dumber. Oh definitely make you dumber. Do not repeat. Do not repeat. This is not job interview conversation. Oh, no, no, no, no Technically it killed my relationship

Well, let's not go into that too deep before we get sad Yeah, Marcus hollow moon start us off. I just want to do a little treatise first right all right this episode that we're about to walk into is a um I Think it's about conspiracy theory in general. Yes, I think that this is a type of conspiracy theory So what's the general rundown of the hollow moon theory? The general rundown of the hollow moon theory is That the moon is not the moon that we think it is What is the moon because right now I think of the moon the thing that brings in the ocean tide the thing that really helps Okay, wrong the thing that helps the whole world go round wrong. Okay, absolutely not. What is the moon?

What isn't it? Because you can't Literally every single one every single one of these websites you go to research the information and so Basically, the most of the hollow moon theory is based on people being like well No, but he said it isn't hollow. That's true, right and I think that our government The secret machinations of our government that you have to follow deeply before I do I think that our government and then there's always a deep sort of a snake swallowing an egg type sound

That's a get the we get the audience on board Our government loves these type of conspiracy theories because they are so stupid And I think it's what you're watching here in the hollow moon theories We're gonna see a lot of people and in emotional turmoil who have turned towards Basing the moon because either they lost their job or like Bessie walked out and so now they hate the moon Right, and these guys actually hate the moon. They hate the moon. They despise the moon They stare at it every single night and never brought their wife back And the government loves these conspiracy theories because they're so silly and now what they can do is they can help brand anybody

Who's a quote-unquote conspiracy theorist of moron cuz we're lumping it all together And you can be like I believe that the Saudi King knew that 9-11 was about to occur And he personally encouraged the 15 hijackers to cause 9-11 and come over here But if you've liked one single like Bradley Cooper is in fact in reality Chris Kyle in my life Like on one of those videos they know for a fact that you you are a moron and you cannot be trusted But then they're also just then they just lump it Well, you also probably believe the moon is hollow, don't you and then now you're the jacket Is it you mean tell me you put me up all right

You put me through 12 years of science training right and experimental piloting you put me in a rover You send me to the goddamn moon, and I will come back and show everybody. I'll stick a stick I got a dipstick for my Ford. I'm sticking to the center of the moon show y'all how hollow that that be So if there's no oil on the end of it, then it's hollow. It's like what's court low court Let the moon is a court low. Well, I think moon conspiracy theorists. There are two different camps There are people that of course very upset about their lives I watched a video in which one of the experts looked like he had been up crying all night But the other

Conspiracy it's like moon hollow moon means if you believe that the moon is hollow I think you're probably going through some sort of like tax evasion sort of like Tax evasion you know if you believe the moon is a hologram you lost your family in a car fire I mean like you lost your family To another man a man who literally just showed up and said Gerald I need you to sit down. We need to have a frank conversation about how I'm taking your family I think the hologram moon seems more reasonable to me, but we'll get into it Absolutely

I think the other part of the other camp as far as like hollow moon goes spaceship moon all that type of stuff They're pretty much the same as creationists They cannot stand the fact that the universe is chaos and then it all came from nothing And that there is just the tiniest reason why we were here why we're here They have to believe that everything was made for us. They're very much their watchmaker theories You know like that the creationists that say, you know if you come upon a Beach and you find a watch someone had to have made that watch these people use the exact same argument for the moon They say, you know what? It's just too perfect. Yeah, it's just a little bit

Perfect, I mean it's got pock marks all over it like it had bad acne as a child We'll get to that so let's let's get in a some let's start off with some actual science Let's start off with I don't know Marcus. I don't trust these scientists And that's also it's a heavy distrust of scientists as if each one of them had a Stepdad it was a scientist to beat them through elementary school Well, I mean it's really just people who wanted to be scientists And then they went to science class and then they got hit with the dumb dumb stick like a thousand times They're like, oh, I can't be a scientist never mind you need to do research and know how to read well you mean scientist

Wait, oh, all right. Well, I can get a bunch of test tubes and a fancy coat Well, one of the things that these people really cling on to is that there actually isn't a Scientific consensus for where the moon came from Yes, and in that lack of clarity. Yeah, they are putting they're jamming these theories in there, which is true It's an experiment. They don't know where the moon came from They know for a fact that the moon was not necessarily there when we were first formed as a planet Yeah, and so now they're trying to they're trying to figure it out. I mean cuz we got a moon We got one right

Yeah, but there's a thing here, too that they they also detested was I was looking this up called the anthropic principle Which is this idea? Yes that the universe way they believe that scientists use the anthropic principle which basically means that the universe is just how it is Yeah, the universe is made this way the moon happened to work out with all these perfect sort of All these perfect characteristics that made life possible on earth It's pretty much saying that it's perfect because if it wasn't we wouldn't be here sure yes And that's why it is yeah, and so they're right What's the problem here, and they're like well, that's just lazy. You mean tell me that's the lazy one

The person's like oh, and then they took an ice cream scooper to the middle and then goreburg a eat it for lunch I'm going to work loves inner moon. They take 34 96 out of my check each week at the checkers in order to pay for the scientist Character that you're playing Henry. Let's not bring the juice scientists into it Well, some of the all some of the theories about how the moon was formed is that the moon spun off from the earth's molten surface by centrifugal force that it was formed elsewhere and then was subsequently captured by the earth's Gravitational field and get to the fact that the moon is cheese when do we talk about the truth? That's ridiculous bad Okay, I'm an idiot the moon is a projection put up by Russian scientists to fake where they're hiding their space base in order to

Launch an aerial assault upon us once we get too lazy to have three wars going on My bad. I thought it was something you could put a chip on a little chip and cracker The only thing about it and another one of the theories is that there was another planetoid that crashed into the earth This is the generally accepted theory, which is the giant impact theory that a mar a Mars size planet crashed into earth The debris shot off of the planet and was formed eventually by gravity and that created our our Moon system essentially that makes sense because it's up there like shoot the freak. There's just constantly bullets flying all around aka asteroids and Comets. I mean that makes a lot of sense. The problem with that theory is that they say that the Basically would that not have teetered us off completely off our axis then they're trying to say there was a thing called the second impact

Which is like fucking heaven alien? Yeah? Oh, yeah, I like I like that. I like that. I like that. I'm watching it right now Yeah, Henry's been a little bit more openly blatant with his anime love and again I've told him not to mention these things on first second or 15th date. Yes. Yes. I'm learning new skip Also, again, don't bring up the hollow moon No, I also have also learned the hard way to not talk about how aliens will be a UFO sighting as a window through another dimension These are lessons we're gonna learn through the week Yes, what was I saying hello moon So the idea is that they thought of that first impact of a gigantic body up against our earth would send us off our axis

There is another thing of a cult second impact, which is idea another body may have hit us from behind Yeah, yeah, it's sort of like a triple sumo wrestler type things Yeah, yeah, one sumo's about to go off the ring and another sumo comes and jump puts them right back in the middle They said that that's statistically very improbable But again, isn't that the whole thing with the big bang that it's very improbable everything. It just happens It already happened whatever it is happens. We got a moon. Yeah, we know we got a moon Yeah, we are like that's just for example is that you know as far as life on this planet goes where primate people, you know things progress that primates

Uh, that we eventually evolved into the humans that we are today other planets that have life They had something different happened in life happened to them that made life happen to them Which makes life their life different from ours also, especially if you believe that our universe exists to create life There that that you that life is a an effort present Thing all over the universe So this kind of shit happens all the time that may be a part of it is that the universe if we want to get a hooky Do about it do it the universe is a gigantic living conscious entity that we're all a part of and the whole point is that life Is just generated constantly and that's just what happens

And um, I don't understand a damn word you just said I I follow you Well, you know what all those theories Let me tell you horseshit horseshit that we just heard a bunch of horseshit. No, absolute all 100 percent horseshit All that true math all that real science that we just read off saying that the earth is actually 4.5 27 plus or minus 0.010 billion years Bullshit bullshit. Yeah, and they share the same material that it's work It's it's actually all made out of all the same stuff that the earth's mantle is made out of so that fits that also that the model

um And yeah, that was that's it. Yeah, it's like that. Yeah, it's bullshit. It's all bullshit. Yeah The truth is that they have no idea where it came from. I got some information from our man Mr. Former footballer himself turquoise jumpsuit jesus himself david ike david ike Yes, he has a lot of theories about the moon. He's got a lot of theories about a lot of things He can dominate some power point. What is it? What's a general? What are general things how we know that it's bullshit, right?

How do we know that the moon is bullshit? First of all, the moon is bigger than it should be Yes, so the moon is a third of earth size every other planet in their solar system is a tiny little weenie moon We've got a big old honking moon. I think it's mostly just because it's fucking like texas We got a big old awesome moon and everyone's gotta be fucking jealous of earth because of how thick our moon Yeah, we got the biggest moon around that's what gives us our confidence. That's the big dick of the situation So yeah, well, basically they say our moon's too big. They technically were a binary planetary system. Yes I think our moon is just perfect and moon you don't listen to them, baby. You're fucking You're beautiful the way you are

You can be the next swimsuit model and sports illustrated. They're getting big ones now I've been telling the alarm strong next time we send them up to the space. We got to bring him some moon spanks But he's got to put some spanks on that thick moon. I just can't stand Wiggling it's but around telling me. Oh, I gotta drop it like it's hot moon. I won't do that I like a nice big frumpy moon. Stay you moon. Stay you moon's also older than it should be Uh, and it should be and it is much lighter in mass than it should be It also occupies an extremely unlikely orbit that is so extraordinary that all existing explanations for its present are frat Yeah, so basically it's it's exactly one four hundredths the size of the sun. Yeah, it's it's uh orbit puts it exactly

one four hundredths between us and the Sun distance. Okay, that makes the perfect eclipse. Yeah, and eclipses do not exist anywhere else in our solar system It's a beautiful thing. I watched it with my oma and opa when I was in Germany in I believe it nineteen and ninety forty five. No not nineteen forty two. That would age me into the hundreds I like you saw it. They had the big golden eagle out on the tower in front of Don Pau and how the eclipse light bounced off the eagle Oh, so good to see. And then there you go. Don't yeah, very fun stuff everyone's having a good time So yes, and they say the the So the moon is a lot less dense than they think it should be. Yeah, apparently when they think that because when we did our first couple

Of spacemen since up there the Apollo 11 Apollo When they all landed basically found that every single time any impact happened on the moon The moon would ring like a bell and it would ring for hours Which is like they're used to like like rocks do have that sort of like kind of like a tuning fork thing They resonate when kinetic things happen to them, but not to this extent So they're like maybe the moon is not quite as dense as we think it is. All right, which is also why uh Something to do with the tides too. I blank out on the math Yeah, why not? Yeah, neither one of us are scientists. I would I would consider I myself

I'm more of a I guess an historian than a scientist. A lot of this stuff is Gobbledy gook. I may call them as they call it. Yeah, isn't it all bonk. I'm a lot of bonk. I'm there. Um I consider myself a digital troubadour And that's what people think about you as well, Henry So it's not dense enough because it rings like a bell when the Apollo missions went over there and landed on it No, it's a major thing and Isaac Asimov who is a scientist He is actually a scientist He said that due to the earth's weak gravity the largest satellite that it could keep an orbit would be no more than 30 miles in diameter

The moon, however is 2,160 miles in diameter. It is actually bigger than pluto That means I gotta tell you one thing we gotta we can keep the satellite that big if it's got fucking thrusters Like a spaceship. Do you think the moon has thrusters like a spaceship? No, actually, I don't okay Well, one NASA scientist He even said that it's easier to explain the nonexistence of the moon than it is to explain its existence But I see the moon the moon's there. He said it is more likely that the moon is there due to observational error Then it is that the moon actually exists. My eyes are telling me there's a moon observational error What about the song when the moon hits you right like a great pizza plate? Yeah, no doubt about that. That's a moray

That's what we know Or do we that's true exactly at a moray if there's nothing that doesn't fuck with the senses It's the foul emotion of love. That's right. That's right. So if the moon isn't the moon What is it? I don't know. It's a not moon. It's that's the first thing we got to say A not moon. It's an anti moon. Anti moon. It is hallowed out planetoid Okay, now from what Henry just said the scientists they set up the size monitors on the moon and they crashed the lunar module onto the surface with an impact equivalent to the ton to a ton of tnt The shock waves of the moon ringing continued for 30 minutes. It sounds like that's the first time

It sounds like what they did was that they totally fucked up and crashed a lunar module on the moon And then they were like This experiment really works guys that we were trying to do slamming a two billion dollar lunar module Totally good work guys. This is what they sent us up here to do and we did it god dammit a few years later They did it again another experiment with the equivalent. I wonder why they're cutting NASA's budget What we got to do is get some landing gear on these things. We always forget the landing gear Oh, yeah, I just feel bad for the pilots. Oh, it's rough. It ain't easy being a pilot all those chimps and dogs Oh my goodness with some points

You just got to get me some human scientists to come up here with not just cats and dogs and random Random strays. We got all these chimp and dog scientists telling us the moon is real. Yeah, well, I can't handle it So that another experiment experiment with the equivalent of 11 tons of tnt Made the moon react like a gong for three hours. Is it Asian 20 minutes? It's bong. No, okay The moon is not asian. All right. Well, we got to get all the questions out of the way Well, it's american until the chinese get up there then it becomes asian We're almost there and they will replace our flag. I would assume I will imagine they will I would you we got to if I was a trepidatious chinese astronaut full of

of fucking vile and just Scientists to treachery. They're probably they're probably you know, they're very they're very. Yeah, they just have to comply with They can get a bit too fair to have this flag because I didn't want to get rinkered So much death. They're over this fric That's uh, what did they have this tea? That is a travesty. No chinese frag. We win Oh That is literally it's the most juvenile game of all is just it's just it's uh, you know Capture the flag. That's all that it is with the moon and as soon as the chinese get to the moon plant their flag

I guarantee you we're on the moon planting our flag back. Oh, yeah, you want to mean back? We weren't michael jordan They well then they can have michael jordan. He's 50 something years old. He's done So the question is if it is a hollowed-out planetoid Where did it come from because it's ridiculous to assume that the universe would create a hollowed-out planet We want to talk about too is that the they have some details too about the about the planetoid Is that it's a possible metal core with 25 miles of natural? Uh armament around it in order to fool us that they get it's a moon

Uh-huh. Yeah, and then there's obviously, you know, they said and no thrusters and no no like boosters on it It worked entirely on gravity. It's a slow-moving space station. I just yeah, definitely russian's listening to bad techno music Yeah, that's the only thing that could be in there And i'm just working out. Yeah for hours When we break out of the moon, you know, i'm still i'm thinking they forgot we were in here boy I think that they might have yeah So the moon could be The creation of alien intelligence. This is the spaceship moon theory

And this was put forth by a pair of soviet scientists back in the 1970s It says that the moon is a creation of an alien race who parked it in earth's orbit Long long ago now and they just left it there like an old car in the back of a walmart That's just sort of been there for 10 years and the town doesn't know why or where we'll get to that or or they're still inside of it And the idea so it's there's lots of wise and and who's in what's over there And there's most of the highs and in the who's and the what's or either number one. They planted us here No, i thought you were gonna go seating race that you're gonna do an avid and castello bit there The who's the wise and the what who's that's not that it's not who's the wise and what that is not the bit

That's not third. What's in the what's in the outfield who's on first? What's on second? No, no I don't know who is on third we can do this all day See this is the that's the magic of comedy. I believe it's it's what's in the box What's in the moon? That's what we're talking about. Oh, yeah, what's in the moon? So the surface of the moon there are some things that could support this the surface of the moon contains Processed metals like brass and mica Which aren't things that occur naturally. Those are not elements that occur naturally They also found radioactive nuclear waste that is found in spent nuclear fuel and other byproducts of nuclear reactors

And that is the byproduct in the production of plutonium So is it just our big nuclear dumping ground? Is it just a big garbage can? No, no, no, no that comes from the manufacturing of the moon and the things on the surface of the moon Which we'll get into later. They also found titanium on the moon Which is a which is a a smelted metal. Yeah smelted Yeah smelted. I didn't know that one. You need to read more fantasy novels. I must. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not It contained much more titanium and the moon rocks they brought back

Contained much more titanium than you would find in rocks on earth It is also these rocks are also very poor heat conductors, which is perfect for satellite conditions You don't yeah, you don't want your satellites to be heat conductors. What's so effort? I mean, generally you want them to be small and covered in like solar panels and all this stuff And generally have like cameras and stuff like that Right, I guess if you were going to make it like a gigantic moon, you could just do it like that Yeah, yeah, yeah makes all the sense in the world Let's say the shell is probably double layered

The basis is a dark armoring of about 20 miles in thickness and outside of it some kind of more loosely packaged covering A thinner layer of about three miles and that thinner layer is where we see all the craters Uh, that's where we see all the little pock marks and the other thing about those craters and pock marks Is that those should be much deeper than they actually are So they just cut a tennis ball in half and then we're just like that's like the moon pretty much Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, the buzz is the outer layer of the rubber is the inner layer and then the hollow thing is the nothing I will stop it with match heads and then you throw it against the wall and it explodes I will say that the soviet union scientists would have made amazing dungeon masters. Oh

Oh For a d&d game. Yes. Yes. Yes. Great detail the amount of work that they put into creating this fantasy But are they creative enough? I feel like you would just play the same game over and over again But this is it. No, the problems would be like you're on the surface of the moon Use legereal elf thief you are going to go dig into roll to see if you can dig and get to the real titanium core of the moon Oh, man Well, let's just remember that one time a girl did love you It's gonna be rough not anymore

Also interesting to note that some moon rocks have been discovered to be much older than rocks on earth Even though both were apparently formed during the same period And some scientists say that this might be because the earth is still geologically active. We're still creating rocks every day Yeah, yeah, the earth create rocks all day long Dookie rocks I'm a little moon factory down here. That's what your mother used to say Henry do you need to go make a hollow moon? Yes, I'll do mommy. How did you know it's because I was already doing it We take Henry we put him on the toilet

Well, how it works here on earth and remember during this entire episode remember not a scientist definitely not a scientist But from what I understand new rocks here on earth are being formed every day while old rocks are returned to To the mantle through the process of subduction Marcus go into subdued subduction subduction go in go into it It's when stuff goes like back inside. No, I got it good. It's when things are like sucked back into like rock Yeah, you know what it is. Yeah. No, it is subduction is the act of the the it's like when the earth goes Mmm We're not scientists. Oh and again do not use this on your science exam

When they say when the earth says go inside right go inside. Are you subducting? When the earth seduces it's subduction Very good, but proponents of the hollow moon theory say that this is further proof That the moon was constructed elsewhere and brought here by an alien race. All right Since there is no subduction would they would they tow it with them like a person tows their Boat out to lake du bay to go fishing on a sundae also the guys who wrote and run the website who built the moon dot com Can't believe they got that you're around by the way. That's great They were built the moon dot com. Yeah

Who's his name again? It was um alan butler alan butler He basically they are talked their theory is that alan butler and christopher night and christopher night Their theory is that they're like if you look at human society right one out of ten people in human society Or some form of criminals some sort of outcast right one out of ten more than that This is what they're saying. I mean, that's what they said. I think they just guessed that listen to my I think they do a lot of guessing is what I believe it's so far So he says you extrapolate that out to the rest of the universe, right? You're gonna get a lot of you're talking one out of ten of the whole universe

There's a lot of outlaws and a lot of times these outlaws got to hide out So why why wouldn't the moon then be a great? A hideout spot for outlaw aliens for literally like carjacking aliens and like rapist aliens Rapist aliens all them cool aliens. He's saying the moon is moss. Isley. Yes. Yeah from Star Wars star wars or what's the name of that one movie with the galaxy not the guardians of the galaxy, but they're going around Galaxy quest galaxy quest think about that and what does it have to do with galaxy? I don't know but there's another one out there with the guy in the face

And then he transforms his face a bunch of times face off not face off amazing movie watch it every saturday Guy with the face changing his face changes his face a bunch. It's a movie. It's in the galaxy galaxy not galaxy quest He man in the master's of the universe. No amazing show though. You're talking about crawl I'm not talking about crawl Forget about speaking of crawl. Yeah speaking of crawl now. It's it's the moon is proven to be hollow or at least Let's just suppose. Let's presuppose that the moon is hollow. It's hypothesizing It can only come to one conclusion because it would be silly to assume that the moon is nothing more than an empty trunk That would be so that is silly

It's very silly one explanation is that it is a very ancient spaceship The interior of which was filled with fuel for the engines materials and appliances for repair work navigation instruments observational equipment and all manner of machinery in other words everything necessary to enable this Caravell of the universe to serve as David Ike said the know a Noah's Ark of intelligence Perhaps even the home of a whole civilization And visiting a prolonged existence and long wanderings throughout space that it is a moving colony Absolutely everything that you need

In to live because what they say because if you think about how we uh approach space travel How humans approach space travel even traveling at the speed of light Uh, it the journey to the next solar system would take at least four years Not even to mention the next inhabitable solar so the idea is that you would not live to see the destination Is that your generations would live to see the generation we see this in sci-fi all the time, but um this time I just don't think that's happening All right, everybody. I have an answer to the question that I asked myself Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. Yeah, exactly like hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. Thank you

To everybody. Yeah, and you're thinking of zaffa bevel brocks. That's exactly what I was thinking of Marcus And in fact there was and I believe in the Ben is sweating right now I just want to say Ben is his hair is matted to his forehead. He is um, he is a troubled man He was yelling like this outside He was screaming about a man with multiple faces on the street in front of the creek It's a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy anyway. In fact, I think this also ties in this generational spaceship If I remember correctly there were five books and the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy's theory And I think in the book so long and thanks for all the fish

I believe that uh ford prefect and arthur got onto a spaceship that was a generational spaceship that was on its way to Earth, but it was filled with hairdressers and all the useless people on the planet And so therefore our planet is populated essentially by the useless dregs of another planet So you're right Ben. Absolutely. Thank you Marcus like australia, but more fun So yes, okay, this pretty much these generational ships as it says that if there's no worm Like if they don't use wormhole technology if they don't use shortcut technology Then they have to use uh generational spaceships and the moon while gigantic It is a gigantic. I mean it would be if uh, this is a binary planetary system

Yes, then the moon technically would be big enough to house a working civilization Absolutely. They say that if you hollow out the moon, it's like you can literally get like half an earth inside the moon Yeah, it's pretty much like think about like the moon is snowpiercer. That's pretty much what it is No, they don't hollow out the moon. The moon was just built the moon. The whole outside is fake The whole outside is a construct to either protect it from debris or to make it camouflage for maybe nefarious purposes Hmm very interesting. Yeah, because if you think about it for most of the earth's history We haven't even been able to get close to the moon. It took us I mean hundreds of thousands of years and they also for us to go from austral prolificus apharenzis

To neil armstrong and they also don't There's a there There a lot of this is based on theories too that there were ancient writings that talked about how there was no moon in the sky They believe that the moon may only showed up something like 12,000 years ago And they because of this ancient writings that people were talking about like about the time before the moon Which I just also just think it just sounds like a cool song that you can write to help you get laid by shelly Wouldn't there be an ancient book just called like holy fuck, there's a moon Never saw that huge moon before

I feel like people may it would have made a larger deal of hey, there's a thing up there. Hey everybody. Let's call it a moon Why not? Actually, there's a b-52 song called there's a moon in the sky and it's called the moon. We're having fun It's a shame. They're not around anymore. I got I love the b-52s. Now. They had two fantastic albums. Yep. Love Yeah, yeah, so we're gonna move on to you. Okay. I gotta say henry. Thank you for the coast-to-coast subscription for my birthday Oh, wow very nice gift henry. I'm a good. I'm a good friend. Henry just put himself in the power triangle with his hands He has the power triangle on and he feels as if uh mark has just kissed his little lord ring You're welcome return it. Look how smuggy he is about it

I picked my friend for a nice gift and then look at the way he reacts like he was like He has given you life so you can go on and spread the park's family name. You're welcome for the gift We're a lunatic He has given me the gift of george nori, which has gotten me through some hard times over in the last couple months He's an absolute legend. So there's an a great episode Featuring this investigative journalist rob shell ski again. What I love is I'd love the term investigative journalists because It is a self it is a self-proclaimed term Some might say stalker of the moon. Yes. He is the author of for the moon is hollow

Which combines his education in the sciences and his investigation of paranormal and anomalous Phenomenon cool. Yeah, he said that they don't know whether the moon was manufactured or if it was hollowed out He definitely sways towards it was manufactured. Yes, it was built that way and a lot of it too is that A big problem What that scientists have in general is the idea that if there was a giant impact Why don't why aren't there like planet x stuff on both us and the moon? Yeah, there should be debris from whatever this unnamed planet was on either side of it And they can't find it because it seems like the earth is just made out of the earth's mantle material

And so that's a big thing that they that they use that fact to hollow out the moon just seems like a Seems like something like dr. Evil mike mayer's character might go hollow out the moon But is it not true that every thought that we have every literary thought every imagine of thought What we're doing is spinning Spinning it out into a new reality. So yes, dr. Evil was faking this realm right, but could it not have been Channeled by mike mayer's from a real dr. It's not true. No. No, I can't No, I it's a lord michael's impression. Oh Oh, yes, yes, it is. I remember that from IMDB. Yeah, I remember that as well

So another thing that shelsky says is that there seem to be things quote-unquote Going on up there. He said lots of lights blue lights blue lights drifts of smoke moving objects apparent pictures of things on the moon structures on the moon Landed spacecraft on the moon. Yes, all of which are false I mean the structures that they say are we getting into the bridges and not yet We're gonna we're gonna get into the structures here in a bit Uh, but yeah flashes blue lights clouds miss vapor vapors

Sparkling areas shelsky said that all of this blue stuff came from a nasa report Although I did not see the nasa report myself just taking his word for it. Yeah, rob shelsky's I mean that's rob shelsky's immaculate word as an investigative journalist You can't question him And you also, hey rob, you have to stop us scratching out manager here at checkers with the investigative journals No, right, but when you put on the uniform you're the manager You're right. Okay, so let's keep it that way. I should make more time for my investigative journal Well, when you step out the building, what are you? What is I'm an investigative journal but inside you're the manager

So he all shelsky also says that the moon may not be the only hollow moon in the solar system He said that phobos mark or the moon mars moon of phobos is probably hollow He went as far to call it a prototype for our moon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because if you notice phobos looks like shit it's I messed up the first moon. They did it looks it phobos looks like a big potato Oh, ours is very hate that. It's very ours is so nice surround. So nice Surround that's my big thing is we'll come over there. Come take a look. Hey, we got a nice moon, huh? Hey, could stand on my moon or as my moon

So in so rob shelsky, he believes that the aliens inside the moon are still there He said they are probably xenophobic. They don't like. Why are they xenophobic? They don't like I mean Have we seen them? Have we seen them? Are they are doing barbecues flipping burgers waving at us? No, they're not Because they don't give the midwestern hello and and have people over for a random barbecue. They didn't bring a single casserole Come say hello. And I also love George Norris asked the worst questions to the face of the planet Anyways, it's like rob rob. Could you tell me how big is the hole on the moon? He literally asked that question and rob is just like, you know, I imagine that the Hole's got to be big enough to get a spaceship through. Yeah, so pretty big George pretty big George. Wow. That's really wild

That's really wild stuff. That certainly is a lot of information that you've given me Tell you me and my nephew Tyler went out and dug a hole in our backyard and I asked him I asked Tyler, how big you think the hole on the moon is Tyler? And he said, oh, uncle George You're not supposed to be visiting anymore Oh, let George see his nephew. I was like, why do you think I steal you from your parents, little Tyler? Sweet sweet little Tyler come and dig this hole with me. That's terrible. Let George see his nephews. Come on law enforcement You know what we're gonna put in this moon hole Tyler? Dead cat I found on the side of the road Just because I like to make funerals happen my little come on little nephew Tyler

What a lucky nephew he is So Chelsky says that from that hole that hole is what they call the blue gym crater That's actually that's its actual name. It's a blue gym crater Because there is a lot of blue activity there. Okay, and he says that's where spaceships come and go plenty of blue flashes Sure, he's got some evidence As far as why the moon is hollow or the very least fake He said there's problems with every single theory about where the moon came from truly circular orbits as our moon has It says completely circular are very rare and the chances are extremely low

Yeah, it just not orbit like that perfectly circular orbit and the way it crosses our sun allows the earth to be perfectly evenly heated And it also keeps us on our axis. What they're saying is that if we had a normal, uh, what was that term like oval shaped angular an angular Uh orbit if we had a normal angular orbit the earth would have tilted to its side It would say I guess the term is flipped the earth would have like fallen off And then all the water would have dumped out. I don't know, you know, it's not I don't think yeah I don't think it's like gulliveros travels. Oh, I see Um, I do but no, but so they're like isn't it a coincidence? And they're like, no, it's why there's life on the planet. You fucking assholes

That's right. That's why you can have your wonderful website who built the moon dot com Yeah, you should be grateful to the goddamn moon. Well, you know So shelsky also proposed another theory, you know, henry you said that it was possibly a criminal enterprise possibly a criminal hideout Uh, but shelsky says that it's possibly an intelligent civilization Using a hollow moon to quote set sail on the cosmic sea and literally just surfs up That's what he really believes literally just like Yeah, cool

Yeah, he said that they could use it as a refuge to hide from more predatory species So which I'm kind of his thoughts up there There needs to be a movie made with stillone and arnold and a whole series of other action figures trying to escape the moon There needs to be a documentary with Arnold Swartz and agar send them to the moon and have them go look for the whole Yes, that would be a better film there. Yeah, and as far as the recorded history goes Uh, a number of ancient civilizations such as the Mayans spoke of a time when there was no moon And they didn't get anything wrong

No Mayans nail we're not in the year 2015 right now. Now they invented soccer And well, yeah, but they used to use human heads that they would kick around after they'd be head somebody for looking at a woman All odd basketball too. Yep. There was human heads in that as well and the losing team got murdered So that's how you made more basketball. What about tamales? Tamales are delicious. Tamales. I believe that is a mestizo recipe mestizo though So does that mean that's when we raped them, right? That's when the spanish raped them. Yeah, not us. No Anyway back to the hollow moon

Uh, Aristotle he all he referred to an ancient race in Greece who said they existed before there was a moon in the sky It wasn't and Henry correct me if I'm wrong. Was it Aristotle or Plato? That was a big proponent of it of Atlantis. Plato was a toy. I believe that it was that's play dough You're talking about play toe. You're sticking me here. I believe it's Aristotle They both talked about the idea is they would talk about a pre-civilization of a land of giants That was the thing that every culture's talked about for years and years, which is a whole episode We will eventually do That existed and then they murdered all of us brutally and that's why we were prehistoric because we were all fucking thought to be

You know too strong to live Very angry very angry so this uh, this suggests to uh to mr. Sheldon Plato Plato it was Plato, okay So it says that he suggests that the moon was maneuvered into its current position Thousands or tens of thousands of years ago. That's a tough park job That's a real tough. I would hate to be in charge of that the backing up the parking kitty We're having an alien next you go man like you got six feet. Yeah, you got six hundred feet. You got to cut the wheel God damn it

Clark star. Why didn't you just come in here and park it yourself? I'm smoking a cigarette This is my break union man mandated You know, I've got uh for our next subject I've actually got to give one of our listeners credit for posting something on the facebook page just a couple days ago That had to do with this exact subject that we're talking about. I think we might have a A bit of a psychic on her I don't know exactly what the guy's name is

But he posted something about the moon being a hologram now the moon is a hologram The moon is a hologram theory To me is the set is the saddest conspiracy theory I've ever seen because it's literally just like well, you don't trust anybody I agree But you got to stay looking at the moon just in case you see somebody accidentally walk in front of the projection screen And then you know it's a hologram or if it just becomes tupac because I put the wrong disc in We just walked across the the moon projection. Is that ral julia? He's alive

It's always been me. I'm alive. Oh, I love that guy and he wasn't he wasn't a great Um, what was what a great character actor sergeant from a street fighter? Uh, that would be in bison. He wasn't a great bison dictator. He was a wonderful bison. You thought you liked him? Oh, yeah, okay. The day that you met in bison Was the most important day of your life and it was for me It was He was by the way, that was listener mike bean who posted the uh hologram video So the video that he showed it was a man who apparently has been watching the moon for over a year

Just staring at the moon every single night. I wish you would do one of those youtube things or uh Internet things where you take a picture of yourself every single day for a year and you get to watch it And they're like 10 seconds and also in in another life like literally 300 years ago That would have made this man like gorsilla lorca Like he would have been a romantic poet and instead he became the he became C crow 777 on youtube. Oh, not the right time for this guy to be alive Definitely not but he stared at the moon looking for quote-unquote objects Just from earth no telescope or no, he's using telescope. He's not only he's using a telescope

He's an additional camera and he's recording everything. Did you see his apparatus too when it showed it? It showed maybe i'm thinking of the other guy, dave johnson He showed his apparatus for filming the moon to make sure that it was a hologram And it's literally just like straight up a vhs recorder duck tape to a telescope Like no joke So he saw in what he was watching playback from one of his moon recordings and he saw Hologram waves moving from the bottom of the moon to the top of the moon on two separate occasions What's sadder watching the moon or than watching the footage of you watching the moon watching the footage of you watching the moon

That is watching the moon game tape Exercise He says that this is not how a digital camera malfunctions Uh of digital camera malfunctions through pixelation wheels that we see this on uh What is it like the buffering errors when people say like here's a reptilian shape shifter, right? We see that as well But he says the wave and i watched it it is a definitely a wave Moves independent of the panning of the camera from the bottom of the moon to the top

And it seems to bulge out in the middle now He said that after posting this video he got a lot of traffic from the uk and from new zealand And he said that he was contacted by the astral photographer for new zealand He guesses telling him why he's so scientifically wrong But this guy from new zealand won't provide him with the images of mars. He's asking for so Whoa So you know

He's wrong. There's a feud going on. I mean someone's withholding information and somebody else wants it Now this guy's single. Yes. Yes. I hope so for uh, if he was with the partner that person That's the saddest life But I do like this I'd like love his theory that the moon is actually there but they cover with the hologram to keep people From seeing what's really going on the moon, which is you know when you have to go to bed early And you think your parents are up eating ice cream and stuff and like you know like dancing in the living room That's what our government is doing. It's up there and it's just like every time brock obama goes on vacation

He just goes to the fake party house on the moon. Yeah, real world Like pool house Yeah, so we can't give all the credit to see crow seven seven seven because he doesn't give all the credit He gives he said that uh apparently jive bop and jungle surfer have been doing great work on the uh moon hologram Jive bop and jungle surfer. Uh, these are the scientists that we're going to these are the scientists. We're going to and see crow Said that if you want to talk to him, he is boycotting google plus Yes, that's gonna make it harder. It's gonna make it much harder. I hope google can make it He said he could tell you a few reasons why google plus is bad because he has a degree in internet technology

And that's not a worthless piece of paper at all And there's another guy named dav johnson who put up basically saying the how he had that he had footage improved that the Hologram that the moon was a hologram by using a thing called photo forensics Which is a hacker tool that basically you use it to tell whether or not an image is photoshopped or not And I can't really I don't know how it works Yeah, he would just show pictures of the moon then do it like basically it would turn it into like a negative And then he'd be like and there there you could see it. It's a hologram and I was like I I can't see I don't know But his theory is that it's a projection

And that it's fake that the moon is fake and it's a projection used by the russian stuff to hide their secret space station But he also does believe I don't think that the that the inter the uh the international space station is fake Uh-huh. He thinks that it's fake. He when we said before he believes that bradley cooper is chris kyle Yes, uh, and that it's a bit of fabricated story He also believes that a roar is fake and sanny hook and 9 11 and i'm definitely the charlie's angel sequel Yep, definitely. That was a fake. That's right. Not only is 9 11 fake 9 11 Nobody died in 9 11. That's what he believes that nobody died 9 11 nobody died in theatrical event Yeah, he's also pissed the raccoon wasn't nominated for the best actor role in guardians of the galaxy because he thinks that's real

So let's say, okay. So let's move on. Okay. Say the moon isn't a hologram. Let's just say the moon isn't a hologram But we know that it is i'm already say it isn't oh, i'm already so far to the other side I don't know who to trust or what to trust. I think the sun's god's flashlight I just wish they would just play like wet hot american summer on there sometimes I love that movie if the moon didn't like play that sometimes yeah play major league on that Yeah, just like friday night movie night on the moon. That would be great government Because we know you're just projecting whatever the hell you want to anyway on there So let's move on from expert seacrow 777 and let's go to another hero named veto sacherry

Oh, this guy's awesome. This guy had used the only one fighting for a marriage. He is they just stormed What building did they storm they stormed the federal bill they stormed the gates of nasa my friend There was a book that a book a friend who wrote somebody else's on the moon I don't know it's his book called somebody else's on the moon. There was literally like 750 mass market copies like made in the 70s Vito found it and he brought it to nasa literally went to the offices of nasa and rolyam engineer veto sacherry And he's like you proved to me you proved to me that this that these photos are fake And so what this book shows are grainy photos that people took from telescopes in the 60s Of various structures that were found on the moon

that were um I don't know how to put it dubious Yes So they calmed veto down. They definitely calm them down. Well, they at first they wouldn't see him right because it said veto said that him and a Quote-unquote friend who remained unnamed Because we came upon a veto in a netflix documentary called aliens on the moon not a subtle title No, definitely in fact. I in fact I texted a bit in henry yesterday and said like hey What's the name of that documentary about aliens on the moon?

And they both immediately texted me back aliens on the moon. Yes, they want you to get the information Yeah, I don't want you to be confused when googling it. No, definitely not not at all So veto and his friend they stormed the gates and nasa they placated him They said like all right like go home to fill out all these forms And you know, we'll get back to you when you can but veto he called back nasa And he said if you don't show me the high res photos that are in somebody else's on the moon I am going to make hundreds of copies of somebody else's on the moon. I'm going to drop them off at people's houses Yes, like a like a dumb delivery man. Yes, and I'm going to disseminate them everywhere

And then what kind of mess are you going to have in your hands nasa? And then I can literally see the scientist response where he takes off his glasses and like rubs his brow And he just said there's like, you know like, you know, I guess You know, I had to get all those equations in by by four, but I guess I could just wait Vito just come inside come come and stop yelling stop yelling Please just come inside and so they let him inside and they showed him all the high red stuff Yeah, he gave it to him and thousands of pictures. It's really cool. It's awesome. Yeah, it's super cool picture Yeah, and he made a big deal and he's just like and they had that there was an officer standing above me

Ah, just making sure I wasn't knowing the full truth. They were making sure you weren't jacking off on it Right. Yeah, we're trying to steal it And veto but he said that he saw structures pipelines bridges machinery tank tracks all kinds of manufacturer technology He said that he saw what appeared to be a cooling tower from a nuclear power plant. Uh, the gun turret A gun to be ship launch there Yeah, he said that also appeared to be like radio satellites like those used not in certain in a sedi s e t i The uh, that's the signals that we send out in the space to see if aliens respond to us So they said that they saw shapes of satellites that looked a lot like theirs

And and really one nasa photographer said that doctoring Photographs is all a part of the job and it's really common. I've actually heard that too in terms of like when you go into different alien Evidence like all the pictures of the UFOs a lot of times they're doctored. Yeah, they'll be you kind of but they're old school doctored Yeah, it's not like you literally airbrush the negative place it. Yeah. Um, but yeah Yeah, it's uh, it's loony tunes. It's very fun. So what they do with the how they prove it all is so aliens on the moon It's so funny. We'll just show like a a screen cap from google moon And then you see nothing and you see nothing and then they use the paintbrush tool and just click it and then like a blob shows up

And then they're like or the paint bucket tool Yeah, bucket tool and then the they see highways road structures. None of it makes any sense None of it makes any sense. They just kind of put images on it. It looks like a rorschach test Yeah, it really does and they saw yeah, and when you put any click right here, you could see uh My ex-girlfriend stasis on the moon probably blowing Rob Probably blowing Rob. He works at the family video. He's got a good job And then uh during the aliens on the moon They also interview a scientist a beautiful gal with red hair and she basically just lays out that

What we know to be the truth at this point and completely debunks everything that they just say Uh, she's like a lot of those tricks. She's like, yes, it's true There is a lot of interest in alien races and things going on You could see by the social media websites and all different websites made but most of this is just done by asteroid contact We love the interest they're getting that's what she was kind of based on saying just like We love that people come to because you work for nasa She's like like that people are interested in it and will come talk to her about stuff

And then she can be like here's a pamphlet of what the real shit is, you know, please stop. Please stop yelling, sir And then right after the narrator would come in said, but is it possible? Yeah, that this could have been a structure put here by an alien Also the best part about aliens on the moon is that every question they're asked is a simple It's just called you all you have to go is no Absolutely no no someone's got to deflate this moon. That's all I'm saying but could it be no no way No, there's a word. Is it possible? No, no way. There's a large word Have we asked the question? Yes, you have and I'm the answer is no. Yeah

There's a great bridge on there that just seems to collapse and goes nowhere There's some really powerful footage and what aliens in the moon did not exactly get its point across an event I mean, they did interview a couple of astronauts They interviewed this guy Edgar Mitchell from the Apollo 14 missions He actually walked on the moon himself. He says that he very strongly believes that there are alien structures on the far side of The moon. He's a firm believer in aliens Love that right after they showed the the footage from Edgar Mitchell They brought one of the quote-unquote experts on and he's like and he's a scientist

Like he's he's actually a scientist and he believes in this famously buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong both believe in Alien contact. I mean Neil Armstrong believed that they were tracked by lights when they went up there He saw lights in the sky and he was afraid to report it back. Yeah, he said they're here They're parked around the crater and they're watching us. Yeah, which is also what he's doing to his ex-wife Which is awesome. You know, it's what you gotta do. Yeah, I love the astronaut's Perspective on it. So and they're smart enough to know that there probably are aliens on the moon I would assume if you're an astronaut you have to have a wide View of the world and I think they would be ignorant not to believe in extraterrestrial

life The moon being hollow is a little controversial I do imagine that she that I do imagine that astronauts have seen enough to know that reality is a little bit more fluid Then we think and when they talk about when when things break down on a quantum level Which is where like kind of all the hooby-juby stuff in the universe happens like they I'm certainly know that there's not enough math To back up all the shit that happens all the time. Yeah, so they know it they're they they understand and they seen shit They went up there. They saw some stuff. They saw some anomalous stuff

Uh, but you know, they're also 75 and you know, they probably wear a space helmet every once in a while And they said they're going like five Four they're like Neil Neil. It's time for your pudding. Then he gets up off the lazy chair. Yes. Yes. Yes Go to liftoff to get my sweet sweet pudding. Oh got to Absolutely. What's your dick like you got a little if you got a little you got a little dick, but it's not it's not hard there But it's just kind of must be kind of flailing there on the moon, huh? Like I like an American flag. It's kind of like gonna like I guess if you're naked, yeah I'd imagine the those I've mentioned dicks are pretty wrapped up. That's really yeah. It's very dangerous space. Yeah

Yeah, your little boy your naked boys fantasy on the moon. I don't think it's going to happen this generation So this is pretty much wraps up What the hell was with this not this generation, but you know what write a letter to richard brand All right, I'll figure out this wraps up the aliens created the moon segment. Yeah. No question is okay Maybe the aliens did make the moon And where the fuck did this fake moon come from and why is it so perfectly suited to generating human life answer? Time travelers. Uh-oh. We love it. We built it humanity Has to go back soon has to go back in time

4.6 billion years to build the earth's moon So if humanity doesn't go back in time 4.6 billion years to build the moon that humanity won't exist It makes all the sense in the world. Exactly. And if they don't know the in the future I mean technically they came from a world who didn't build the moon So I don't really know where they came from, but right, but they went and made sure that we'd have a moon. Yeah They made they went back traveling people Who are from the future maybe yeah, they're from the future right because we haven't gone back and built the moon yet So at least as far as I know, so that's why it's a hologram

Would no no this is a condition in us for the idea that a moon will exist in the future. I I don't See this is the problem. You are you're the one There is first of all It's tough to say There's definitely a mars. Yes that I know that I know that mars is the planet mars love mars So the earth is a very unstable planet very complex core Uh, it's like many other planets in the solar system It would have fallen over in its orbit not once but many times during its uh history like a spinning top running down

You know it spins it spins it spins and then falls over Uh, but the earth because of the moon is able to spin on its axis in such a way that we have Four seasons which is uh complete. I mean that is uh necessary to life. Yes. Yeah life is the way we do it It's evenly heated the whole world again what we were saying before it's all like it's very temperate. It's perfect for life Right. Yeah, and it also you know that also means the presence of liquid water, which of course is crucial Love that liquid water. I can't get enough of the stuff. Yeah, because it makes all the beer you love And also again, it's like and it's the moon is just too perfect You can imagine that god would come and it's just like

Like imagining the moon to be as perfect as it would be it would be akin to expecting nature to spontaneously create a car Yes, which is they did it's called a horse Yeah, I mean that's the thing we still use we still use horsepower to this day to find how fast a car will go I uh, I don't think the moon's that perfect. No the moon as far as creating life on earth. Yes And also it perfectly doesn't look amazing. No, but it's perfect It's the way it works. So it started off closer to earth and when the gravity when the gravity from the moon really helped to solidify As a planet and then and create life here and then has slowly drifted enough to make it Basically easier for humans to now live here because then the tides would be too extreme

So that's also way too fucking perfect. And if you just look at the fucking numbers What are the numbers so what he says here? So this is from the this is from the website who built the moon dot com Yeah with uh with ellen butler and christopher night and what their thing is is that they have put several things that they have They don't know are if it's either explicit or implicit messages that future humans have put Into the moon and the way the moon works to show us that it's man-made And show us that we eventually are gonna have to rebuild the moon and could I actually don't know But then I don't understand because we already got a moon. Yeah. Yeah. No. No

Why do we want to get rid of the moon that we already made? No, we don't got to get rid of the moon Is that okay? Here's what they want more than one wait? No, here's here's what's the issues if we get a skinny moon I've got this bad. No. No, it's all the same moon. It's all the same moon Because what okay? I think I got it figured out here Are we on the next time? I know it's just so is this the one with crisp and glover or with the guy dressed like crisp and glover I love crisp and glover and the guy dressed like him No, so what it is is that the moon that we have right now

There are definite signs to get us up there to explore the moon further for for example the eclipse Yes, clips is sure that is one of the messages that he says Yeah, the solar eclipse and the fact that's so perfectly done and so perfectly wraps around the sun Is a thing to show them that mean like this is a little too perfect, isn't it? Yeah, and also the sunset and the moon rise how the sun sets and the moon rises at almost equal rates equal rates That's way too perfect It's kind of like when your girlfriend's sitting there just making dinner for you and you think and you watch her and she's making dinner And she's like, oh just make yourself comfortable and make yourself comfortable and then the next thing you know, it's all over

Like it's a big lie, right, right, right that is a lot like a hollow moon Wow, uh, yeah, so Okay All right, so the guys I mean these are fun It is perfect and you know, it's nice because I don't you don't think about how beautiful these things are and how perfect They are they are I mean right though He did explain the rising of the moon and the descent of the and so but then the last thing He said the really big messages are the numbers involved

Yeah, the numbers involved So let's just do I want to read this directly off the page so we can because I can't paraphrase it Yeah, the sun is 400 times bigger than the moon and the moon stands at 1 400th part of the distance between the earth and the moon Number one the earth is 3.66 times bigger than the moon and the earth year thanks to the presence of the moon takes 366 days It really does but those are star days and not solar days. That's true. That's true And please I hope you're all taking notes right now. Take some notes if you are not taking notes Please rewind the podcast 20 seconds and take notes because you're gonna fail the moon test

That's gonna happen when you because the thing is that you're gonna get free all access pass to the moon If you get all the math of the moon math question, especially those that are coming to our shows in the united kingdom From march 23rd to march 28th. There will be a moon test upon entrance It takes 27.3 22 days for the moon to fully orbit the earth That means that 366 orbits of the moon around the earth take an absolutely even 10,000 days The anthropic principle basically states that the universe is the way it is because if there were any other way We would know we would not be here to see it As shan was in particular a reticent to look at any possibility. Well, they'll take them outside the box

Yeah, absolutely the number 27.3 22 which we have just observed is the number of days It takes the moon to orbit the earth is highly significant highly both singly and it's in multiples on the earth moon sun relationship for example The sun is exactly 109.288 times the size of the earth which is four times 27.3 22 Even modern measuring systems were taken into account because the circumference of the moon in kilometers It's 10,928.8 kilometers. I'm about to clock out. No, no, no 400 times 27.3 22 here's that 400 again

Which we recall is the number of times bigger the sun is than the moon moon and as a staggering of the may see in this Circumference of the moon is 27.3 22 percent that of the circumference of the earth And it all boils down to a tripartite relationship between three numbers their subdivision and multiples And at some time in the future humanity will embark upon the most distant and most important journey It is ever likely to take it will be necessary to travel 4.6 billion years into the past to complete a massive engineering project to create earth's moon I feel like listeners have just subconsciously begun sexting their friends because they feel like they're freshman year in

High school and they're just bored as shit. My other question is is um Um, but it's still we we already got we already got the moon. We have the moon Yeah, I know we so why do we have to go back in and build the moon again? I feel the circumstances behind it are all explained in alan butler's 2012 book intervention Which I refuse to read we got to get the book. I refuse. I'm not gonna self publish his intervention Yes, self-publish penguin didn't pick this one up and literally pendant either His whole intervention theory is that future humans came back and did everything Future humans came back and help us build the pyramids future humans came back and help us do like every single gigantic thing

And so all the stuff that future humans, I guess just Didn't have and they were going to do the thing be like i'm gonna give them what my data never gave me I just i'm gonna give them a pyramid. I'm gonna give them a moon I think it's really nice that he calls slaves future humans That's really nice if you're a slave and you would live now and you'd be like I built the pyramids I died building that no The sunglasses on you now you're a future human. Okay. Um, and now we want to play so in just in case you You know the kind of truth that we laid on you today

Is something that is going to shatter your paradigm and i'm sorry Um, but I just want to take this warning. I want I want you to take this and sit And listen to jave johnson and his Heartbreaking truth Sit don't talk Sit and think about what you just saw Take away all the magical powers of the so-called moon all the magical powers that you quite literally learned about in the second grade

That's how sub basement low level lie. This is You were told a bunch of magical powers Oh, it controls the tides and the blonde the book forget about all that You have no proof of that nor do they It's called a prevailing theory And everyone who doesn't jump on the prevailing theory is labeled a moron air close So I suggest this to you all of those that liked to contend with me

And many of you what was funny is is you admit openly You admit openly. Oh, I didn't watch the video And I feel good about it Calling that guy a moron. I mean that's quite literally real comments, you know close enough And so okay fine. You don't want to look at this If you don't look at something how then do you have an opinion about something? Most people don't want to look at this information I give because it blows everything up

Everything they thought was real Now this is a lot bigger than telling you that world war two is a hoax because it is Or columbine or or rora or the controlled demolition of 9-11 All contrived Wow, yeah, nobody died and nobody got hurt But you'd rather believe in death and fairy tales and tides Regardless of what you see and are presented. That's it's it's what you would rather believe in you have chosen Your pantheon of gods you put them up on a shelf

The only thing you can believe in the only thing that's real is the kfc double down That's the only thing that I can't wait to have that chicken wrapped hot dog. Oh my god. I can't he's in indonesia first It's gotta come to us. My goal is to go Um test out some caskets go get uh could just get a couple of big gulps two to three big gulps Chow them down and then get a double down hot dog and uh eat it under a highway That's perfect. What a goal that is Henry. That's called the zebrowski gold package So if you want to come with me that will just cost you 10 easy payments of 59 95 That's awesome. You should usually yeah just kind of eat in a casket. Um, so uh

The moon is fake. I hope you don't like the moon. So yeah, it's not real apparently Um, so that that kind of throws off everything very upsetting. I want to say there's a woman, uh, lisa I don't necessarily want to say her last name, but she's a listener and she's a good friend of uh, my friend mora So thank you for listening lisa and she listens in her kitchen She runs a bakery with a whole series of staff and she makes her staff listen to it And I don't know if that's legal or not, but I want to say thank you very much for listening lisa Oh, and thank you very much amanda for the very sweet box or a bucket of goodies that we got. Have we not thanked amanda yet? I don't think oh my god before we did. Yeah, so much. You have no idea what it meant to us

We are it is very sweet Thank you so much for freaking out every single person who works at the postal service or ups or whoever you had to deliver the unbelievable um massive Blue tub that looks like it's full of uh, uh of a toxin or a chemical that will probably cause extreme burns to the skin And freaking out everyone here at the creek in the cave who couldn't wait until I came in the work that day So I could take it off their hands and get it out from the wait station because people were ordering food and looking at that It's fun. We're scared. It was really good. It was really good. And if you guys want to send us anything The address is you can put it the creek in the cave care of last podcast on the left

1093 Jackson Avenue Long Island City, New York 1 1 1 0 1 you can also go to creek l. I see and get the address from there. I've been gaining weight at a rapid rate So what I need is more beef jerky Marcus who made that beef jerky randy soon as more beef jerky Best beef jerky So yeah, come see our uk shows march 23rd 27th. Uh, it's gonna be great time. We're starting to plan them now It's gonna be awesome. Um, all right, everybody. Thank you guys so much for listening. Let's do a hail yourselves

I can everyone hail satan for me. I need the strength and the power. You need a hail satan I need a hail. I'll give you a hail satan hail satan and hyal gene for I accidentally got his haircut yesterday What do you mean? Oh, you look good. You look like a guy who's wearing his mom's tits as a shirt And uh, he'll uh, yeah, I hail me Yeah, and uh magustylation. Oh, yeah, magustylation. Uh, christ is fake. Don't the moon is fake For more shows like the one you just listened to go to cave comedy radio calm And one last tiny little thing we've got an official twitter now at lp on the left Uh, we're gonna be posting tons of bonus material on there. You'll get previews for upcoming episodes

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