Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 177: Mysterious Sounds and Recordings

Episode Date: June 4, 2015

This week we're exploring and listening to some of the most mysterious sounds ever recorded, including the Bloop, the Hum, the Phantom Cosmonaut, and the fascinating phenomenon of Number Stations.

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That's what we're doing today, right serious recordings throughout the world. Oh, okay. I'm Marcus Parks your bed kiss With us as always from beautiful sunny, canada It is 45 degrees here. Okay. I love it different different than where I just was in South America. Oh, yes Well funny you should ask my Oma a cancer survivor at 93 you're young strong race It's oh, I've always said that about the German. It's a very strong powerful race. Yes, he's doing very well Thank you for asking Henry. I didn't mention all of your anti-German sentiment Yeah, Polak, so did she spill the beans on your grandfather or she's still just tight-lipped like Miss Mengele. Oh That is funny. That is humorous. She's 93 and survived cancer very extra good at keeping secrets

I'm saying because she's my earliest to being interrogated. No, my grandfather was an internationalist Oh, and then you know, he belonged to the world. Well, it was after they lost the war though So if they would have won he would have been a German But that's okay. I do have a couple of pictures and I'll show you guys in private a bit incriminating but also He was extremely successful and he he helped a lot of Nigerians Oh labor with the white people in Nigeria. No coming over to South America because they were hiding here for some reason or another Moving on Moving on to today's so you grandfather's library seemed very specific. Thank you very much Henry again

I recorded some of my own mysterious sounds you did here in the in the in my apartment If you guys want to hear some you guys ready because stuff's pretty spooky. I was actually this this is really this is true Is this gonna have anything to do with your high-flags diet? No, no, no, okay, okay? I was here at night It's about 11 o'clock at night and I was wearing nothing but just my panties That I wear just tight tight little underwear and I was sitting high turn up the heat in the apartment So I was just slick with my own sweat Mm-hmm. She mentioned my hair matted against my skin like a wet dog like a dog. It's got hit with a hose

That's what my chest and my back look like right. Yeah very wet and I Heard something off the darkness It was just sitting there was watching some daredevil on silent because I like to I like to imagine that I'm I'm deaf watching a blind you right And I I heard this thing I just I was like I felt again when I was saying before I felt like I was being watched So I took up my iPhone and I asked who goes there

Who is there? Yeah? Answer me right show yourself And then I I recorded this. I'm gonna play for you now. You're a jackass You're a jackass everything you say is a lie. Nobody wants to hear it anymore Henry. We're on to you What evidence of ghost? Ghosts This is excited So we've heard Henry's lies. Let's get to some real mysterious recordings. Oh, yeah, and by mysterious courtings

We mean recordings from space we mean recordings from here on earth We mean recordings from short-wave transistors, but we're gonna start with mysterious recordings from the ocean That's Sebastian the funny crap Oh, just come here and get him on my plate Crack his bones and where you can't eat Sebastian the cartoon crab Oh, I just want to eat that lower half of Ariel the little mermaid You're looking great. What's your diet? Oh, mostly Disney cartoon characters So we're gonna start with the most famous we're gonna start off with a big one

We're gonna start off with the most famous underwater sound that has ever existed the blue blue Mm-hmm, and how we first heard the blue is that in the 1960s during the Cold War the Navy Installed a top-secret network of underwater microphones called hydrophones to listen for the movements and transmissions of Soviet nuclear submarines and really that just became the first podcast hosted by tuna Also, everybody knows how communist parliament members like to bathe together Oh, of course and we're debating sometimes when they're naked they that's where they share their most secret stuff You know, there's that show fear factor and at no point did they have him drink a drink the water after a Russian bath

I think that would be more disgusting than any animal or bug that you could put in your mouth Yeah, cuz technically it becomes vodka Is that how they make it? Mm-hmm. So this system was called the sound surveillance system or Sousa's and so in about after the Cold War ended the US Navy turned this technology over to civilian and private companies, so we could still make some use of this Sousa's thing and several times during 1997 a sound Reverberated throughout the ocean. It was dubbed the bloop the sound rises rapidly in frequency over one minute and was loud enough to

Be picked up by multiple sensors located up to five thousand kilometers apart Wow, yes, and this it was one of the loudest underwater sounds ever recorded and over the next few weeks Similar sounds were recorded by another system And the sounds suddenly stopped and have never been heard again I feel like the bloop if it was a person it would have a mustache and it would just belch after every sip of beer How dare these microphones come and disturb my peace I am trying to watch the cricket game how I love cricket. It's like baseball, but it's it here With a large monocle the bloop has

They merely recording the songs of my thighs moving back and forth Henry said he would boost my privacy. Are you the bloop Henry? Yes Well, let's hear the bloop Sped 16 times because it is a very long noise. So let's hear it sped up 16 Wait a second, isn't it just Ben's mother getting out of the tub? Oh, well, that's a funny joke about my mom getting out of the tub. Thank you for that Henry Well, it does sound organic in nature

it does sound like it could be some sort of animal either something very very large or Something that is just very good at making sound and coincidentally like Michael Jackson That worry is kind of bloop walks down there So the in OAA Says that there's no way that it was man-made and no creature on earth has ever been known to exist that has made this sound But the location of the sound is said to be within 500 miles of the layer of Cthulhu Very it's called be a

Yeah, really? Really Riley. I love Riley or re a come. We're gonna get fucking shit from all these lovecraftians We're gonna get so much. Yeah It's characterized by bizarre architecture likened to non Euclidean geometry Norwegian sailor Gustav Johansson the narrator of one of these tales during the call of Cthulhu describes the accidental discovery of the city The ghost line of mingled mud ooze and weedy cyclope and masonry Which can be nothing less than the tangible substance of earth's supreme terror the nightmare Corp City of really

Lonesomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours Huh, he's just so mad. There's no circles. Yeah, absolutely non non what is it non clitidian non Euclidean non Euclidean That's sort of what they do to the girls over there in the Middle East What they cut off their clitoris is Marcus. Oh, it's a real yes non Euclidean That's different. No, it's a different non Euclidean just means weird as fuck. Oh, I see in geometric terms Oh, okay Euclidean geometry. You didn't pay attention in high school. Did you Ben? I didn't go to high school I was smoking weed out of an apple

and out of a pair Well, the recording does sound like an animal But it sounds most like an animal when you speed it up 16 times faster We just why help with just how most people listen to the sound because literally the original sound is what like it's like a couple of minutes long and he just goes like Well, I've actually got the sound here. Oh, so I don't have to do that. No, you don't have to do that No, I liked it. I was about to inject you with morphine and put you out of your misery

No, you don't you don't need to do that because we've got it right here. Here it is It's just Trent Restner. Hmm. It just sounds like me getting off a leather couch Slip it in slime. Yeah, so what most people don't hear this and in my opinion, this is much creepier than just Yeah, it sounds like something that Argento would have used. It sounds like the band goblin. Yeah, very very Suspiria S. Oh, yeah sentinel and now at this point I really can't help but think of getting a spatula and helping you off of this leather couch Is you try to suffer miserably to get up and get off of it as you're Yeah

Gotta get you off that couch. So a lot of people said it's a big wail Some people said it's of course Cthulhu many people jumped to that conclusion But in all actuality what it probably was is that it was a gigantic ice quake That cracked off of an iceberg which calved off of the Antarctic ice sheet Making it a consequence of global warming which is much more terrifying much more scary The thing is that the NOAA never ever said that it was an animal They never said any of this stuff of what it sound like the bloop came out They were like we got this noise and sometimes we're here, you know, we're pretty sure that it's I mean, I it's definitely not it's

It's Everyone sit down It's just a fart noise from deep in the ocean and it is it's an ice quake We're trying to say ice quake Cthulhu ice quake sounds like a new treat from Dairy Queen. Oh, I want an ice quake That would be good, but this makes a lot of sense now They say we've explored a lot of space and almost well not quite as much We have we've not explored the oceans at all 95% of the oceans. We have no idea what's in them

So what's down there and now with the pollution and things people are saying the bloop is coming to the surface And that's where we're starting to hear it. Oh Yeah, look at this, right? We had the first sighting of a giant squid. What was it was in 2004? Yeah And then it was like a new whale also just washed ashore like fucking a like six months to a year ago Yeah, we're like we're seeing new shit pop up from the bottom of the ocean right because these seas are warming They are literally moving up because their food is dying right down below and they're like they're rising up to get more food So we're gonna be seeing some weird shit, you know, like we're gonna see a whole flag in of McNeely's Oh

Hold on me nearly from the round table of gentlemen to make sure to listen to the new special where he speaks for 30 minutes Kind of speaks It's a special kind of tough. It's an artist. I'm forced to support it You are well, I guess we don't know if the bloop loves plastic gallons of milk gallons But hopefully it does because it's eaten a lot of them What if it locked bear it's got a welcoming party here in my living room We're watching the Baltimore Ravens. Oh, yeah, a bloop is a big Ravens fan. Well, they're I don't think we should bring Henry to the Ravens games anymore. He doesn't get the game

No, no Okay Right well, there's plenty of other sounds from the ocean. There's a one called Julia This was caught in a March 1st 1999. Let's listen to this No, I See nerds so Julia and the bloop they're kind of dating down there. They're having fun There's also the slowdown this one comes over about a seven minute period and it's similar to a distant wailing or Something falling from the sky. This is on May 19th

1997 and that's the weird thing about all these sounds is that these sounds are captured in the 90s But there haven't been any captured in the last 15 years or so not since the 90s Everybody was getting wild and having fun and partying and raven and now people are settling down and having families It's 2015 man. I agree. I agree. What happened in the 90s in sync And backstreet boys music you had to dance to It was a person that we forced to be famous that now continues to be famous. That's right probably a probably a victim of pedophilia Here's an audio sample of the slowdown

And yes, Ben, you are correct probably a victim of pedophilia. Thank you very much. Oh That's when the bloop just mounts her slides it right in there. You want my bloopy bloops about to shoot He was the star of the quarterback He was the good I've been on a flight for 12 hours. So give me a little break He was the sound of your mother getting back into the tub. Yes there. Thank you, Henry Well, Julia the slowdown and the bloop are all Attributed to ice quakes and the eventual death of the earth as we know it great

So good to hear but the upsweep this last one. We actually have no Idea what this one is this was captured in 1991 This is one of the very first ones that we captured after the after sonus was turned over to Private companies and we'll say if you run a New York City subway and you see a girl in a skirt And you give her the upsweet that is a mr. Mean your sexual assault. So do not do it Crowded on the train is no Validation for sexual assault even if you are the bloop and how did the bloop get on the train who gave that thing a metro car Exactly. He's 20 stories tall, right? That's a thing. That's I'm already still confused about that

He's supposed to be so big ma'am. You are telling me the bloop sexually molested you I'm not really sure I was kind of a big walking and talking building and it was kind of killing a bunch of people as it was going But it just also somehow managed to take one of its weird fingers and swipe it up my butthole Oh, we're gonna catch this goddamn bloop like here is the upsweep That sounds like monkeys There are no monkeys in the bottom of the ocean. Are you mean tell me ain't no monkeys down there I know they got a hidden jungle. They don't of where would it How would the ocean you wouldn't believe a kind of secrets they have they use shells for money

I've met a merman. Yeah, what did he tell you? He said all sorts of weird things So let's move to the earth Okay, move above the ocean for more mysterious recordings and more mysterious sounds this one is a phenomenon that has been reported quite a bit since the 1950s and this is a very strange one. Oh, it's a low-frequency humming or throbbing a Rumbling sound and it's heard mostly indoors in rural or suburban locations and people say that it gets louder at night What I would also say is that There is sound technology that our government has been working on that basically they use it for billboards and shit

That they they had developed it for military use which is beaming sound Localized into people's like into an area into people's heads. They've the advertisers are already using it Yeah, and I'm I could imagine that something like this is a possible either test or fuck up of some sort of military weapon Well, it's actually already being used in the protest that we saw in Baltimore and in Ferguson It's a high-frequency sonar sound that is yeah very specific pretty much to the person so you can't hear it If you go one foot to the left or one foot to the right So that's why if you ever look at a protest and some do to just rockin and rollin They're listening to the Rolling Stones

But the other people they don't get to hear it. That's a groovy way to stop a protest by getting them fucking jamming It is but of course they're always looking for new non-lethal ways to stop protests and they're just going with yeah The b-52s and the Bee Gees. Well, I read about a really interesting thing that they use in malls now Is that it's a very a lot what we're gonna talk about a lot here is? Frequencies and how frequencies affect the brain and certain malls and public places are using these frequencies They can only be heard by people that are 25 and younger So they broadcast these frequencies to keep teenagers and riff-raff from hanging out to certain places And there are different levels of frequencies that can only be heard by like certain ages

It's something about how your hearing just sort of goes away These certain frequencies just can't be heard anymore and the funny thing because it says it says stuff like your mom shops you Why are you shopping here? You know your mom shops here? Why are you shopping here? Yeah, that's the thing how many kids are at malls. Yeah, well, let me know a few here and there But the funny thing about this frequency is I could actually hear it like me and Henry both tested it to see who could actually Like if both of us could hear it because I can hear it. It's very low, but I can still hear it Henry couldn't hear it at all. Well, that's too wise Well, you're too wiser. You can't hear it over you chomping on one potato to potato

Slamming those potatoes down. I'm not eating as many carbs these days. Oh, that's very good You guys know a one potato to potato, right three potato for no It was a restaurant that was all over the malls in the Midwest. I grew up in Wisconsin. I grew up in Texas You were not neighbors Henry no, no, no, your references. No, okay. No, no, no, your cryptic weird references What Nika or Nina Hay or one of your weird fucking Indian chains that you had in Wisconsin One potato to potato great potatoes. The thing is it's so funny Didn't you haven't didn't even have a one potato option because it's Wisconsin. It should just been called two potato for potato

We ain't certain potatoes and no odd numbers around here It sounds about right the funny thing about the hum is you can't actually capture the hum with conventional microphones It's something that really only the people can hear it's that weird of a frequency in that low of a frequency Is that a lot of time these frequencies can't be picked up just like you can't just turn Record on your iPhone and actually pick it up at least one suicide in the UK was reported as a result of the hum The guy like suicide note. He was like, I can't take it anymore. Really and this hum thing is actually very real It has been all it's really strangely very deeply in the UK It's deep like Scotland and England and it's also been in New Mexico, but I just think New Mexico is all fucked up

Yeah, and it's It's very interesting. It's it doesn't go away. It's sort of like the the exploding noises linked to UFO sightings There are many people like it I was researching all this but mysterious booms and they were seeing the same thing where UFOs are seen and then what'll happen is like An earthquake type noise will head like this. It's it's it's like a vibration It's not an actual earthquake, but you feel it in the air. It's just like this boom Yeah, like it's happening like like a sonic boom, but we were way more local well They call them mist poofers and it's it's yeah mist poofers. That's a porno. I used to have

They call them mist poofers and we know that they're not sonic booms because they have been reported like the Iroquois tribes like but like ancient tribes of North America have reported these booms for decades and centuries and you know that Native Americans talk to aliens because that's why they always draw the guys with the big heads and the big eyes all over everything because they keep Want to be like they should know I met a goddamn alien These white people will not listen to me because I keep wearing this feather hat But you know, I'm not allowed to leave the reservation unless I've got it on running cheap choose a lot of lard. I wish you wouldn't curse Well, the weird other weird things about the hum is that usually only 2% of the people in any given hum area can hear the sound and

Most of the people who can hear the sound are from ages 55 to 70 Another bizarre age thing, right? So they just feel like they're losing their minds. Yeah, I guess to some degree. They are yeah They really and I don't trust anybody over 30 Oh, that's right. So do they deliver specific messages in the hum or is it just the tone here? I'll let me play this is not this is an approximation There was they did a whole episode of unsolved mysteries And one of the gut people that heard the hum on a consistent basis

Was able to make this approximation of what the hum sounded like to him it sounds like this it sounds like humming And we're did you just I didn't I didn't hear that did you hear it? Of course I heard I hear everything. Oh, wow. Yeah, frequency weapons freak me out because I know they would fuck me up bad Yes, they would I say man. I'm immune to them. I'm human 2.0, dude No, I don't have wisdom teeth and I can't be affected by noise weapons I'm fucking human 2.0 because I can hear all the fucking frequencies man. I'm going down town Are we way past 2.0? Aren't we at like 6.9 or 7.0 or something? I am not. 2.0 is like 1998

All right, this is the hum or at least an approximation And that's what was known as the Taos hum in Taos, New Mexico It's kind of nice, but there are also things that are linked to it at the same time Which is there's a lot of people who have experienced the hum had exposed your industrial equipment high-pressure gas lines Wireless communication devices, which is just fucking everybody does electrical power lines electromagnetic radiation and also the mating calls of midshipman fish We're reverberating up of ship holes and building what this is a recording of the fish right here That's that's uh, that's horny fish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah midship. Yeah, I'm pretty I got pretty hard Yeah, that's the thing

Here's one into it. Here's one from England that is Very very bizarre some people say like the city council came out and said like no This is actually just a guy sharpening a blade in a valley. Oh nothing to worry about here Just a fella sharpening in a blade in a valley like he always does Well, they just want to warn everyone again. Do not enter blade sharpening Valley. It is very dangerous There are men there. They're sharpening their blades I'm not going But this is yeah, this was actually captured. They said that's why it was so loud and why it

Was reverberating throughout the entire town. They said there's and you know, I have heard Like farm equipment and you know grounds keeping equipment sharpened before and it does sound kind of like this Don't look at me. Of course you have put a fucking ranch. Of course. I've heard this shit Henry Do you hear these sentences? He says I would say that that it's one of the more normal All right, it's perfectly logical. Okay. I didn't grow up on the ranch itself But I grew up around ranches my fucking papa had a ranch my grandfather had a ranch I worked on a ranch before I came here the field workers

And they raised him as his own and taught him their songs And he learned about their folklore. Yeah, okay. Well different different upbringing I was eating at the one potato to potato. Well, you were busy listening to people Sharpened I was in Oxford writing my treatise on theology. Oh, yeah, how'd that go? All right, this is anyways, this is the British home Welcome to Jurassic Park. Yeah I thought we were gonna see dinosaurs, but it's just a bunch of English people sharpening knives even better very interesting It's the sounds that are important. We spare no expense

Indeed. Yes sort of an elephant type sound there as well very interesting The next one we have comes from the soviet union, which we did cover this a little bit on an episode Long long long ago one of our very first episodes But more than 40 years ago the soviet union Decided that they need to dig a real deep fucking hole in the ground. That was just because they need to keep their people busy Yeah, I was gonna say I think your army is too big when you just have a whole brigade dedicated to digging holes, you know What do we have men do? I don't know as we have many drill put the hole big hole

What would we do? We would have them dig the biggest hole that they can dig right and guess what funny joke you are We go we popped up in the back of the head with the bullet. We leave them in the hole That is a funny russian joke I love that Sergeant smirnoff the toilet paper I used I had diarrhea two weeks ago and I lost the one roll. We're allowed to have every month Oh my god, sergeant yakov smirnoff I have a feeling you have a history in comedy if you just can get out of the ussr my friend Well, the drilling stopped in 1994 the hole was over seven miles deep

There's this is just stupid Seven miles deep. It's and I cannot believe we as americans It's let let russia dig The biggest hole in the world that is americans job. That is americans job from america Well, we were going to the moon beating them in the space race. They were just digging holes We go up. They go down. We go up. They go down one of our many cultural differences Well, what their goal was they wanted to uh penetrate the earth's upper crust and sample the war mysterious area Where the operation just the tip

Yeah, exactly. This sounds like this is all a euphemism for putin having sex They wanted uh to find out what was going on where the crust and the mantle Intermingle in what they call the mahorivik discontinuity or Moho Yeah, you do get the feeling that like khrushchev was trying to tell his sergeant to go get laid for the weekend And he just took it all very literally and he's just like go put drill and hole will do then Okay, you never said stop So we kept going

Also, I heard that the rents and moho are really skyrocketing It's a shame because that neighborhood used to be just so so cool artist artist friendly Yeah So after going a few miles down the drill started to spin wildly Yes, and uh a dr. Azikov. He was quoted as stating Authoritively that it has been shown that the earth Is hollow Extremely high temperatures were experienced much higher than expected at that depth

Usually two thousand degrees fahrenheit is the uh temperature that's quoted and finally they lowered microphones Down into the hole and we are lucky enough to have a recording Of an episode of coast to coast In which art bell Explores this phenomenon should we just listen to what art has to say about all please please. He's the best I think so now i've got a clean copy of it now and uh, I warn you Uh, this could scare you Here's the email dear art bell

I just recently began listening to your radio show and could not believe it When you talked about the sounds from hell tonight My uncle had told me this story a couple of years ago And I didn't believe him like one of your listeners who discounted the story is nothing more than just a religious newspaper fabricated account The story about the digging of the hole and the hearing of the sounds from hell is very real It did occur in Siberia My uncle collected videos and audio tapes and so forth on the paranormal supernatural

He passed away fairly recently But he would have loved your show He let me listen to one of the audio tapes that he had on the sounds from hell in Siberia and I copied it He received his copy from a friend who worked at the BBC It took me a while to find it tonight, but Attached is that sound from my uncle's tapes It's not the greatest quality, but the sounds are there Let's get to it man. Very hesitant to send you this

As the sound bothers me to listen to I suggest that if you do play it on the program Warn listeners in advance so they may have the option of turning the radio off for 30 seconds while it plays Just it has always haunted me To those who discounted the Siberia sounds from hell story It is true and I for one wish it wasn't Rick listening from Chicago. Oh started out and so I submit now they cleaned a better copy to you

And I warn you what you are about to hear is very disturbing indeed Oh Hey, Joseph come over everybody. Let's wave it Stalin. No, there he is Hey, how you doing? How you doing mr. Stalin? I mean as far as Russia goes that's a fairly peaceful sound. I mean admittedly it is terrifying. Yeah, they nailed it Yeah, whoever put that together. I mean absolutely nailed the sound I mean if I would imagine what hell actually sounded like very close to that. Yeah, it sounds like a fun It also shows a lot about the Russian temperament that they all just began dancing to it. Yeah kind of interesting

Um art bell. Holy lord that guy. So that was art bell. That was his that was arts set up for it You know, that was arts commentary on it. Of course. We of course We know that art bell is not the only host that coast to coast has had throughout the years I will say this we can admit. He's the slowest talking one Four hours every night to fill every night. He's got to talk slow. I love art bell I mean art bell is my favorite, but George Norrie. Yeah, who also hosts coast to coast AM and now is the permanent host But he's a lot of guests recently. It's just the absolute best entertainers ever It's how do you think George Norrie would have introduced the the sounds of hell from Russia now? Let me ask you a question

You uh ghost down in hell Well, how hot is it? Is it too hot to handle? What is the exact temperature that you're experiencing now? Now the phenomenon of black-eyed children Is something to behold. We're cutting here to Marianne Regegelkutty all the way from Edmonton From Perio Wrong tape. Oh wrong tape Well, that's amazing great George Norrie impression

I think we should start including a hail art bell hail bell hail bell. Okay. He's a legend legend in the field Oh, it's a hail Norrie people talk about talk people talk shit about George Norrie, but goddamn. I love him Oh, he asked the dumbest questions on any that's the problem. He just asked the dumbest question. Well, I like these black-eyed children Do they also have adult supervision? Well, you want to be careful on the playground Well, I mean to be fair to George Norrie the subject matter is occasionally relatively goofy And he wants to ask serious questions about ridiculous things and that'll make him come across as a bit of a goof Now if the earth is hollow, right? How big is the inside of the hollow part of the earth?

We're running out of radio show We'll be right back with more from last podcast after a word from our sponsor So let's move off from the earth and let's go out into space This has been a perfect progression of evolution from the water to the land now to the space now off to space So let's talk about the Cassini spacecraft And the rings of Saturn now. This is really fucking cool. I really like this sound What this is is that this is a recording of the electromagnetism that is coming off of Saturn's rings Now what I like about this too is also apparently the spacecraft is again was sent up by a scientist professor

Professor scientist Tom weights Because he just he's looking for new sounds Yes All right, this is uh the Saturn radio signal God it's so fucking cool That one is very interesting and what's the speculation on what it is Some people say that it's alien speech. They say that it could be an alien transmission out Uh, but that is just the earth actually makes a similar tone

right it did the electromagnetism of Certain planets do actually give off certain noises if you have the right equipment to read it You talking about the seas of free energy that surround us all 24 seven that we should be tapping instead of Serving the the the oil companies and the in the fucking with the power industry circumstances Military industrial complex. Well now you're just throwing cliche sentences out there We'll be discussing this free energy phenomenon hold Henry mentioned it before the show and I can't wait for a good full episode on Free energy. I will congratulate you scientists with strap and microphones everything. Oh, they're nailing it

Just put a microphone on it. You never know what it's going to pick up. Is that Celine Dion? Well, this next one this is one of the biggest microphones that we've ever built It's called the big ear And the big ear This was this was something that was funded by Ohio State University. Oh, please tell me Mel Brooks created this and it actually looks like a big ear Sounds like something straight out of space balls So what this does is that the big ear looks for radio transmissions from space To earth and this one is real and this one is actually

Fascinating. This is the signal. Dr. Jerry Amen He heard the signal it lasted for a total of 72 seconds. This is the signal that he heard But the reason why it was called the wow signals because when that thing came through dr Jerry Amen who basically that when he saw the printout he circled it and wrote wow next to it. Wow Yeah, because that with you translate that signal into actual numbers Then it's the only time they've ever seen An actual string like they actually saw an actual string of numbers that could be interpreted

As an actual signal of extraterrestrial origin that it's not just random numbers It's not just Sound waves or radio waves bouncing back from the earth to the earth like this is something they actually Trace the signal to the north to northwest of the globular cluster of m55 and the constellation Sagittarius near the t sagittarius star group, but there are no planets or stars in that area Which might point towards it coming from an actual spaceship So as a scientist with years and years of education wow, I mean what the fuck else you got indubitably Indubitably that's what a scientist would say

But he wanted to call it the holy shit signal. Yeah, it's not it doesn't work for papers. Oh, I see wow Unfortunately, they've never been able to get this signal back. It really they kept they bounced back and forth Yeah, because apparently it also kind of measured out to It seemed like a response to a signal they had just sent out because constantly like people who work for seddie and our government Are just beaming radio waves right out into space to see what we get back And this is the first one that was recorded the thing that was different about this and other things They collect is the fact that it was a radio signal. Okay a lot of the times It's like that's kind of our problem now seddie and people that are looking for intelligent life in the universe

Are starting to think well, maybe they don't got fucking radios. Maybe they don't do radios. Maybe it's microwaves Maybe it's another type of energy. Maybe they they they communicate using radiation like they have to start Broadening their perspectives, but they're just not smoking enough weed over there Yeah, well if it's microwaves and they also have totino's pizza rules and I'm down with that Um, this is a george. Thank you. Thank you. No problem. Uh, this is a george nori question It might be stupid, but math is the universal language. Is this is that what it is? Is this like is this math talking? Well, what they uh have what they actually uh received is that it's very possible They only received part of the message because 72 seconds

Uh, it goes as far as the earth's rotation because 72 seconds. You can start seeing some numbers You can start seeing some things that can be translated. So at 72 seconds in the 72 second window is very Uh significant because the way the earth rotates 72 seconds in at the beginning of it. They start getting some numbers here and there that they can translate 36 seconds in they that's where they get the wow signal. That's where the signal is strongest And then as it goes out the signal starts getting weaker again. So we only got part of the signal There's a gradual increase So it is this the wow signal is actually the only confirmed sound that we've ever received

From deep space and on 20 in 2012 on the 35th anniversary of the wow signal Uh, the observatory beamed a response from humanity containing 10 000 tweets Oh, we're sending them tweets. They're Yeah, we're sending them Stalin packets Oh, they can go and read all the dumb games that people write that they want fucking celebrities to play I love it when a celebrity smashes an egg on her head. Oh my god. That is huber So last of all we're gonna stay we're gonna come back to earth, but we're gonna stay with broadcast We're gonna cover number stations number stations are something that in particular that I love like they are fascinating recordings

These are shortwave radio stations. Sometimes they just broadcast out numbers. Sometimes it's uh morse code messages But the thing that remains about number stations, they were mostly used at least the theories that they were used Uh during the cold war to transmit messages to spies and we have Dozens of shortwave recordings and not a single one has ever been decoded. So as you know, it's very interesting Is that they could talk about this thing? This system of shortwave radio messages to spies possibly could have been used as early as in world war one Yeah, because what they do is the shortwave radio the way it works is that these Doesn't take a lot of energy and the signal can travel for very very far

And what they think they do again, there is no fucking proof That these do anything that they're what these are or what it is that that what what purpose number stations serve But there is an idea that they use what's called a day code a daily code also called a one-time pad The idea is that it can only be translated that day and so they're unbreakable messages right and these are very real These are you know documented and all true It is also safe to say if you see marcus parks with his earphones in don't ask him what he's listening to because it's just gonna be That actually I'll tell you exactly what I listen to This is I've got a four actually I have a four disc set of

Of recordings of number stations I love listening to them It is it can be a little maddening sometimes But it is also kind of a form of meditation for me because you can listen to these things you can get into his own And you can really go to some sort of otherworldly place here. Let's listen to one right now 1-5-7-2-8 1-5-7-2-8 1-5-7-2-8

1-5-7-2-8 1-5-7-2-8 1-5-7-2-8 1-5-7-2-8 And that goes on fairly for like another like a minute and a half that is I think that lady gave me a fake number It's never dick. I've been playing that lottery number this whole damn time. Nothing's happening Yeah, definitely what Lee Harvey Oswald was hearing right before he popped Kennedy in the head or was it pressed got Bush It's very possible because these things could like the the Russians had number stations

Yeah, the Americans had number stations the Chinese the Cubans right the English the English were very well known for them But also they will not claim them no right So no one will claim which one to who belongs to who or what belongs to what and no one will say what it is And it's just this it's this thing where you that's the ultimate secrecy keeping Mechanism as you just let it and be out there and be like well nobody fucking understands it So what does it even matter nobody they don't know okay? Okay, Chancellor of Germany the job is done. I blew Richard Nixon. Oh, what's that? Oh, it was a seven I was supposed to kill Richard Nixon, okay? Well, I sucked his dick

I sucked his dick so hard last night I'd be surprised if he could even have if he wants to go to the war Yeah, I thought it was odd that you requested that but well a lot of these voices are synthesized Especially that one that you just heard that kind of like the Stephen Hawking thing where you just type in things But some of them actually use live readers The end but it's usually women that do the reading sometimes it's men sometimes it's children This is one that's actually this is a woman reading This is known as the Czech lady

Yes, mr. Johnson, this is your favorite spy here. Is it possible to make the voice a little bit less fucking creepy? It's really difficult to focus on my job. I am terrified over here Really just I might like skin. I'm covered in goosebumps, right? It's just I'm not even listening to the numbers at this point Well, usually the transmissions begin on the hour or half hour And you know that little those notes that you heard at the beginning that boo-doo-doo-doo-doo a lot of these number stations They will continually Transmit just those notes a lot of them just have a few notes That they transmit over and over and over again and a lot of people say that those are

Placeholders they just have a placeholder that will continually do that one of the most famous placeholders is called the buzzer Now this the buzzer is it was first reported in like 1982 it may have been on air since like 1976 and It goes about every the buzzing sound goes about 25 times every Minute and every once in a while you can hear the voice a voice speaking in Russian reading out some sort of code And sometimes enthusiasts can hear Swan Lake in the background or being broadcast So I also find to you the markers and what they do too is to let if it's true

If spies are listening and you are using that to communicate what they could do is know that the station's still active Knowing that the thing is playing over and over again You know that the station is up and because I imagine these things change all the time Yeah, if you're gonna be on a spy network, you're gonna pick it up on different frequencies So you need to know what frequencies are active and the way you do that is with the marker Well, actually the number stations broadcast on the same frequency constantly Not smart. No, no. Well, that's what people say is that that okay? First of all, there's a one-time code. They always they broadcast on the same frequency

Some of these have been brought like for example the buzzer has been started in as early as 1976, let's listen to the buzzer real fast That Has been going constantly With just a couple of interruptions for a Russian man to read things Huh that went constantly from 1982 to 2010 and you're telling me it was number three on the pop charts in Russia I gotta say all of these songs are starting to sound the same

Katie Perry, I don't know what's Miley Cyrus exactly that sounds like Robin Thicke's son doing another rape song Remember that first rape song. What a catchy tune. Oh, but people loved it. So in 2010 actually it's the buzzing started being interrupted But it started being interrupted by a different message that just said Mikhail Dimitri Zinnia Boris Mikhail Dimitri Zinnia Boris and over and over and over again. Yeah, it just sounds like a friggin Mikhail Dimitri Zinnia Boris. It just sounds like someone being racist against Russians. Oh, it's not right These Russians have added hard enough So the funny thing about that we know there's a couple of reasons why we some people do have I guess

Speculation that these are being used by drug smugglers that they could be used illegally But yeah, there are definitely there's some there are definitely big reasons why we think that they are actually used by governments first of all It has been proven or at least some of these number stations coincide with big political events like what some because there are people that are shortwave enthusiasts people that constantly monitor these things like the connet project was put together by a group of men Let and we're just gonna go ahead and say right off the group of men One blind woman in there had to have yeah, and she had no idea that they weren't women

yeah, and they put together this compilation and these guys constantly monitored these broadcasts and in 1991 during the August coup in which the Soviets the hard-line communists tried to overthrow Mikhail Gorbachev From you know ending communism and Lee and also like dissolving the USSR well They made a major mistake. They tried to get him drunk little do they know what that made him stronger He just gets quicker and faster and smarter very bizarre Yeah, and so what they heard on this number station a number station change suddenly changed its message To coincide with the August coup so these people it is pretty safe to assume

That the number station and the coup were related some sort of go signal Well that explains it if you watch footage of Gorbachev during that time much like presidents have red phones that light up his His a mole with his birthmark would light up So he knew when trouble was near a spider sense The other reasons why we know well and you also say Henry like that You know they keep it on the same frequency all the time. That's not smart Some people think that there is a gentleman's agreement between these governments that pretty much if you don't jam our signal We won't jam yours like they're always constantly working for each other and all wars are just theater in order to pass money

Between hands and the only thing that matters in the fucking endgame is who's got the water Well the water the oil global government is real Well the other thing about these shortwave radio transmissions Is that they are? Presumably that the most likely thing is that yes, it is a spy network, and so spies High-frequency radio signals unless you have a supercharged transmitter Unless at least 500,000 watts which is a lot

I used to have a when I was in college I worked for a radio station That had 35,000 watts and 35,000 covers about 60 miles in other words They had to be strong enough to reach a spy in a basement in Moscow That so these guys had to have these handheld Devices that were it would be strong enough that would be if they got caught They would still be able to say like hey, I'm just got my little shortwave radio here I'm not an actual spy they could cover their tracks a little bit I think we're gonna start seeing now is the reason why a lot of these number stations started ending in 2009 2010 is because

Smartphone technology is now at a point where I bet the burner phone is now moving towards smartphone capabilities more and more Yeah, I think that's exactly right because the one of the most famous ones the Lincolnshire poacher It ended transmission in 2009. Let's listen to a little bit from the Lincolnshire poacher This went from 1975 to 2008 Oh This is this is an English transmission This is a really fun little tune for a nice 8-bit video game. Oh, yeah Exactly the gnomes start dancing, you know, they've heard the right tune and this was actually gone for like this was transferred

To a Chinese station called cherry ripe That's very interesting because good but that thing now is I feel like that's why these are just not being used as much anymore Because if you look at something like Citizen 4 and you watch how easily they put that sort of encryption thing together Where they could just send those secret messages back and forth It's like why would you need to have a ham radio on you anymore? That seems pretty obvious. Well, I think is the most fascinating one is actually a pair of them the pip and the squeaky wheel Let's listen to the pip This is literally dancing to that. Yeah, he is

This is what you listen to I believe it now. You're so happy I mean, it's you know, it's different stars are different foes takes all kinds make world go round I like it. I'd love to see the mixtapes you make for Carl. Oh my god These are included the luckiest girl friend around. Yeah, she really I mean, it's she's not Oh, we share we share thing. Well, she's forced to listen to what you like That's fine, but there's the pip and this is the squeaky wheel Here is what's so fascinating about the pip in the squeaky wheel at least in my Opinion is that of course there's those little numbers like we said before those are placeholders to keep other people from using those frequencies and

Then of course every once in a while you have someone come on They read a little bit of a code and what's fascinating is that some people who are listening to the pip and some people who are listening To the squeaky wheel can sometimes hear transmissions that are read on one in the background of the other Which means that the pip and the squeaky wheel are most likely in the same Transmitter area same transmitter area. I think the two operators are dating Oh my god, I love like sleepless in Seattle where they hold hands behind each other's backs Even though they're not supposed to date because there's spies. I love it I think the most fascinating thing about the squeaky wheel in the pip is that your girlfriend hasn't left you

Which is kind of fun. She just keep this fucking up Marcus. I've been single for a reason too. All right Now we'll fucking again. I will blame hollow moon on doing that to me Oh She listened to me yell about this all last night. Good. You're on a lonely road It's going towards your truth is a lot you can't have all these you can't have families You know why because if you have families and a girlfriend and you got friends and stuff like that The problem is that they just get caught into the fucking system and they end up dead and you can't have anybody Well, hold the numb over your head, you know, that's why I'm staying single. It's not like I'm having problems communicating

No, no, it's because you care too much about the woman that you love and you know the government is so Into what you know that they're going to destroy her to get to you The final number station that we're gonna hear about is the Yosemite Sam transmission This one is really bizarre. It was first discovered in 2004 and The transmitter is thought to be somewhere in New Mexico. Oh my god. Is it David Parker Ray?

Oh, no, I'm taking a vacation in New Mexico here at about two weeks. Really look over there. Why are you going there? I love the land of enchantment really going to New Mexico on vacation. That's not normal. I wish went to Uruguay Go go go somewhere else. New Mexico is just meth and sand. Yeah, is that what you're gonna go do not at all I'm going to read OSA. What's in what's read the mountains? It's Billy the kid country like Lincoln County. Yeah, you know, you ever seen young guns Billy the kid die a gout Okay, I got shot in the back. Yeah, he got shot in the back by Pat Garrett that son of a bitch be careful I'm sure he had the gout too Yeah, read those to New Mexico hometown of Neil Patrick Harris. I'll have you know, but he left

That's the whole thing. He hasn't been back. It's a small town like 8,000 people They've got all kinds that they've got a golf they get or they got a golf course They got a horse track and they got go-karts. Yeah, absolutely fascinating You're gonna be the only tourist to ever just fit right in I'm gonna retire there good. Yeah, well, I Can't wait for you to visit me in the town that I retire in because it's not gonna be disgusted Well, let's hear the Yosemite Sam transmission. It's going on a loop It or it goes on a loop and it repeats about every two minutes or so So it's just sort of things if you're tuned into the station every time you hear it. You got to take a shot

It's like a spy Yeah, oh, they're always so drunk and then you actually get to act like Yosemite Sam the last Signal that we're gonna the last radio signal that we're gonna cover We're gonna go back to space for this one, but this one is real this one is terrifying And it once again comes from the Russians Now the thing that was different between our space program and the Russian space program is that we did a lot of math We sent a lot of we sent a lot of animals to die needlessly in space Yeah, the Russians sent a lot of scientists

Right, so if you were corpses in space now, does it deteriorate or does it just sort of maintain? Well, what makes it probably momifies just a little bit. It really depends on how much Oxygen is in the atmosphere, but mostly what makes bodies do decompose is moisture and Bacteria so it's possible that these people that are up in space floating around at some point They'll get out of our solar system and maybe landed an alien Planet well if it's caught in the earth said the only way they'll get out is if they're pushed out of earth's orbit because right now They're orbiting but a lot of them also crash to earth on reentry Including this one right here in the late 50s and early 60s these two brothers Akili and Gian Giudica Cordiglia

They believe that they intercepted transmissions from Sputnik 1 and Explorer 1 and they found a And they actually recorded this message from a cosmonaut that Did not survive Of course that's in Russian, but what she's saying here. Yeah, she's saying come in come in talk to me. I'm hot I'm hot. This is dangerous talk to me. I'm hot. I'm hot. I Can see a flame I can see a flame. That's also in there, too. Yeah. Oh my god Yeah, she's saying she's am I good in the last thing she says is am I going to crash? Yes. Yes I feel hot. I feel hot. I will re-enter. I will re-enter. I am listening so that woman's dead

Um, but she's a Russian so we can take solace in that There was a war it was a war it was a cold war man. Well, not for her It was pretty hot. No. No. No. Yeah, it was a cold war, but she was in a hot seat Yeah, you don't want to be in that seat during a cold war. So let's roll this thing around Let's wrap it up with some man-made noises. Okay with some creepy the the first one that we're gonna cover is the Aztec death whistle No one really knows why the Aztec death whistle Existed only that it is absolutely terrifying. They said may they may have used them for set special ceremonies Maybe religious rituals maybe during human sacrifices and maybe to intimidate enemies one person on the Facebook group

Actually when I posted this video Said that the Aztecs use this in conjunction with Chihuahuas during battle Chihuahuas were in battle. They were in battle. Well, yeah, they were the Aztecs war got dogs Think about everybody was smaller back in the day. So Chihuahuas in retrospect were bigger. Well, yeah Equally just as adorable as they are now. Yeah Well, look at that. Yeah, isn't that fun? The Aztecs and Mayans were quite short Like they were they were tiny people the Spaniards going against the Chihuahuas and the Aztecs and the Mayans the Spaniards had quite the height advantage On them. Well, they had a good height advantage. And of course, they also had the Pomeranians

They had the Pomeranians. Yeah, and also they just had that Floyd Mayweather reach. Yeah Really get in there. Right. Right. Right. Well, let's listen to the Aztec death whistle. So this is the dead whistle Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's a scream Well, that is a loose interpretation of what a whistle is It's a thing that you blow into and make noise Oh, like a yeah, dude. Yeah, they really used it because it's creepy and they probably use it all the time to scare the shit out of each other Well, you're one was asleep. Yeah, maybe they used it during soccer games like the what is it the move is Ella the boo boo Zella yeah, boo was Ella the next one is that this one's fascinating, and I really this really affected Marcus

This really did this man's called bitter old beats Oh been oral when I don't know how exactly to pronounce it, but been oral beats. It was discovered in 1839 and what this guy says is that when a person hears two separate tones two different frequencies and each ear a slight difference in the frequencies will create a third phantom sound that only exists in the head of the listener and can only be heard by that individual and Some people say that it can be associated with enhanced mental function problem-solving concentration alertness relaxation and states of arousal now know this we're gonna play this all right Just know this if you're driving right now

Oh, I think you should pull over. Yeah, or You just know that you may end up like listening this black and out all of sudden you shot a bunch of people at a J crew Oh, just know that I don't know what's gonna happen if you listen to this So I listened to this for a full five minutes yesterday and And Some and some people Including me after listening to it and really focusing on it kind of describe Being high a little bit having some sort like having your perspective shifted a little were you smoking weed?

Well, you listen I was right here, and I was totally sober completely sober I actually listened to it and stared up at the ceiling and when it was over I I actually spoke out loud, and I felt like my voice it sounded like my voice was being dragged across gravel I'll put it this way Marcus called me right afterwards. He was like man These sounds man Sounds out there, man. Yeah in other words. I sounded like a dude who was really stoned trying to explain it to his friend That's great Yeah, and I was also getting like some audit or some visual hallucinations as well

It was pretty fucking nuts, but I did have to listen to it for a full five minutes straight Well, I'm just so happy that you saw my name in your phone book. You shook it off and went with Henry What are you talking about Henry texted me? That's the reason why I call I know I'm thanking you for it I never want to have that phone call from you Well, I know that Henry's more open than you I am very open. I I just like to have respect for you still that well, okay If you start whipping your dick out after you listen to these by normal. All right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the idiot. I'm here. We go here We go

I actually see your point Yeah And if you listen to it, I but after I listened to it for a while I started to hear a third sound that felt like it existed just above my right eye And it sounded like a drain Where is Brian? Brian brought me here, Brian Well, I only like I can I can I can tell though

I think that we should maybe for the listeners play a good five minutes at the end of the episode if we could because I would You know really let him go there. Well, just yeah, you could also like YouTube be a bender old beat It's at five hundred and twenty eight Hertz and Henry actually said that he couldn't you said you can't hear anything You've tried this before right? Yeah, I've done it before I had no effect. Yeah Yeah, we only got a fucking wheat. I like that closing your receptor though Yeah, man, you're closing the receptor my receptors fucking open dude Yeah, you should call me next time you listen to that Marcus. Don't call Henry anymore. His receptors closed. Do you dream Henry?

I bet you don't cuz I do I dream yeah, I dreamt last night I dreamed about an old man who just kept saying over and over again pushy. I've had my fill Hillary Clinton in it, so that's kind of we had a similar one All right. Wow is any more mysterious sounds we got one more to round it all out in this one, Ben This is for you. I really want to get this is called phantom words And this is a recording that every pretty much everybody hears something different when they listen to this recording I heard one thing Henry heard another thing. I played it for my girlfriend last night last night She heard something completely different than the two of us get out get out of the relationship. No, it wasn't that oh, okay?

You're asleep here, so I want to hear just tell me what you think this person is saying, okay? So Ben, what did you hear? I mean I just heard like no well you heard no well. Yeah, okay Henry you heard no way You heard no way I heard Don't weld Don't weld don't weld don't weld don't weld. That's just that's just a memory of your father yelling at you for doing it wrong Actually, yeah Yeah, all right. We have to wrap it up Wow, what an episode though very interesting sounds. Yeah, man. So many noises. Yeah, that's I almost went insane

With this I like this was another one of those episodes where my mind almost broke a little bit Yeah, because I went there was a whole lot that we didn't go for But there was a yeah I was shifted through a lot and yesterday was a gray rainy day here in New York City Which is a perfect day for listening to Mysterious sounds and almost losing your mind. I agree with that. Well, everyone. Thanks you so much for listening I hope everyone was stoned for this. I should have said that at the very top. Yeah. Oh, yeah Should have smoked weed for this episode specifically because it's just noises. Yeah, all heavy noises. There's no doubt

I'm just gonna throw out a hail bell a hail art bell hail Bell Art Bell. Yeah, why not a hail Norrie a hail Norrie Thanks so much for listening support. I'm gonna say this. All right. I was I've been feeling down recently Yeah, you know what brought me right back up going back and reading the satanic Bible Oh, you have feel down if you ever feel like you don't believe in yourself or you're you're upset with what your Circumstances are read the satanic Bible because it's got some fucking juicy Bone mocks and if you're sitting there and you're feeling insecure and you want to take it out invent and say negative things on a social Media site go for a run Do something different with your life? Don't be a jerk off. Don't be a loser because nobody respects you. Yeah, so be kind

And go join the Facebook group. Yeah, and follow us on Twitter at LP on the left and go Great and review us on iTunes, please Positively, that's right. And of course on Twitter. That's Henry loves you and at Marcus Parks I'm a Ben Kissel. Thanks for supporting all the shows top-out roundtable everything that Marcus does as well with miss Jackie Zabrowski Every show here is incredible and Henry. Let's do a quick update. How was life in Canada? How is the filming going? Um, the filming is very good. I am covered in barousses I it's pretty fucking badass nice heroes reborn is gonna be pretty dark nice

Yeah, it's pretty sweet. I'm good The filming has been a blast that the show is a lot of fucking fun. Yeah And one last thing be sure and go buy the Kalman album at the Kalman dot bank camp calm Do you guys play if mind if I play one more preview track? No, of course not. No, all right. Hail me. Yeah, you got a hail game Yeah, I'll gain. Yes, I'm a goose deletions and yeah, yeah, and yeah, here. It is this song is called preacher You're welcome. Don't not not not not go fuck yourself. That's right, and it works out perfectly for our mysterious recordings Yes, here's a mysterious recording from the calm the calm the calm in dot bank and calm only seven

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with all of their hearts and the shit from their butts. Wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow. We don't need no preachers, baby, there's a law Telling us we can't drink it all We don't need no rules, boy, cause we got our own The reason is love holds and skill holds and falls Burn down your trust with our torches and flames To get more of these roads from the Romans To get more of these roads from the Romans

To get more of these roads from the Romans Go to hell, Bill! To get more of these roads from the Romans