Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 188: Dulce Part Two - Serious Business Mode

Episode Date: August 19, 2015

The Dulce Wars come to an end on this week's episode as Thomas Castello's story of the conflict between humans, Reptilians, and Greys for the soul of humanity comes to a head.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Straight out of Compton. Yeah, you know what man, I saw straight out of Compton and you know what I realized? All I needed in my life was I needed to run in my pocket and I needed to dollar sign

in my eye. I needed to get my foot out of the game because you know what, I'm too real to be messing with them fools and that's why I want all my boys in the hood to start calling me too real. I don't think you understood the movie at all. Too real is a terrible thing Dave. I know exactly what Straight Out of Compton is about. You wear a hat that has the name of your neighborhood written on it and then you wear a shirt with

a regional sports team on it and then you make a wrap out of them and you go straight to the top. You did, you crushed it, absolutely. I saw a train wreck and I won a data pro wrestler. I love John Cena. Dolce, New Mexico. What is the name of the show? It's the last podcast on the left.

Everybody knows the name of the show. Your job is to say the name of the show. We've said this many times. Yes it seems. It is called branding Ben where you brand it and then you say all of our names. One could argue that we already know everyone knows it's the last podcast on the left so it almost undermines the entire power that we already have. What you're doing now is just destroying the nature of the reality of shows.

What you're doing. Welcome to the last podcast on the left everybody. I am Ben Kissel joined by Marcus. Ah John by dog meat. You want to be dog meat? He doesn't want to be dog meat. The name found him. I've been calling him dog meat for about three weeks and we have not gone public on this.

Marcus' new name is dog meat. Why is it dog meat? I hate dog meat. No, not dog meat. His name is dog meat. His name is dog meat now. This is something you want Marcus. Love it.

And my name is too real. Too real and dog meat? God, I'm still Ben. And that's unfortunate. Dolce, New Mexico part two. I'm so over this episode already. Let's get to some truth. I'm going to go ahead and say this.

Again, Marcus and I have been heavily monitored by the government the last couple of days and that is fucking true. We heard the noises again. Every time that we get on the phone and start talking about how Dolce is a possible center of disinformation, which is what we're going to be talking about this episode, we're going to introduce what I think are two strong cases that every story around Dolce base is all about disinformation. And in no way is it because you don't have good reception in your house.

No, absolutely not. Because I know it happened in multiple different places. Okay. Yeah. Multiple place. I got my identity stolen. Someone took money from me and my bank account. I think it was a fucking government.

But yeah. And you know when that happened, you know when they took the money out of account. You know when he discovered that the money was taken out of his account as we were on the phone with each other about to discuss more disinformation. You guys are always on the phone together. So it was going to happen. We do talk on the phone a lot. We talk on the phone a lot because we're digital pen pals.

All right. I don't like dog meat, but whatever. It's fine. Yes. I guess two real would continue on with his his description of the event. Yes. Because I'm too real to be fake. Not like Phil Schneider and Thomas Costello.

If they even existed. If we know Phil Schneider existed Tom Costello on the other hand bit up in the air as to whether this man actually existed or not. But we will continue on with his testimony because he is backed by a woman that we just discovered this morning by the name of Cherry Hinkle. Now if Cherry Hinkle isn't being honest, then I don't have four balls. You don't. Yes.

She's the artist slash writer at the Dulce material, the Dulce papers, Dulce sketches, and she's the UFO consultant at freelance writer. And that's a that's the most important one because again, if you're too close to the fucking truth, a magazine won't hire you for a permanent position. Think about that and she's on Facebook. So she's legit. She's right out there and Cherry Hinkle has got a face that looks like a looking like a Hinkle.

Yeah. A tomato with eyes. Yeah. She claims to be the only writer authorized by Tom Costello to release the Dulce based material. Now when we left and Thomas Costello is also a maybe coincidentally what she calls herself when she puts a mustache on my windshield and she walks around like my name is Thomas Costello and I've seen so many fucking aliens like, please, sir, this is your the headline

of Taco Bell. Please. What would you like to order? I want the nine gorditas, you bitch. It's a fun game to play a Taco Bell and nine were gorditas. Hell of an order. Wait a second. Are you just an elderly woman?

Yes, it's true. Cherry Hinkle, but that's the voice I like to use when I'm talking about the aliens. Love Cherry Hinkle. So in our last episode, we left off with Thomas Costello discovering what lay on the sixth and seventh floors of the facility, i.e. the genetic testing library on level six and the thousands of human prisoners in cages on level seven and being totally fine with it because his superiors told him that they were all hopelessly insane and they were being tested on in an effort to help them.

And that's a big thing about what people want to talk about. I think the fallacy of modern medicine is that these mentally ill need to be treated with care. I think it's really important that if we want to get to the core of a lot of mental illness, they should be kept in dog-like cages or in puddles of what seems to be like a protein fluid up to their nose with fucking shunts up their noses so they can breathe in it. I think that's how you fix somebody. That's great.

Dr. Oz, but then if he lost his soul, isn't that kind of fun? Yeah, he already did. I'm like Dr. Oz with a real Black Ops government budget like he wouldn't be pulling this horseship, but it would be about couples therapy. It would be two couples to join at the fucking generals and a bunch of ooze and him just going like, y'all gonna work out your problems by rubbing clits in this amniotic fluid? I love to get sewn together with the woman or man that I love. Dog meat?

What are some of the tests they would do? Please tell me dog meat. So we return with what changed Castello's mind, a man that we know only as George S. You see, one day in 1979, as Thomas was doing a routine check on the camera systems on level seven, George managed to catch his attention. Hey buddy, hey, hey man, hey, hey, come here, good man, hey, hey, my name's George, I'm a crazy man, Godfather 2 is the best of the Godfather movies. You're out of your mind.

Out of your mind. No, no, no, no, man, no, no, no, no, come closer, come closer, come closer, come closer. The Mets used to be a great dynasty in baseball and they're just hauling apart. It's mostly just because they can't keep people on the team every time that we're in World Series. They trade everybody. Total lunatic. Completely crazy.

It's starting to make sense because unlike a lot of the other inmates who were just screaming in terror, almost because they were being turned into man-pigeons, the man-pigs, the man-bears. Right. Ooh, I want to be a man-pig. Yeah, but George was able to... You're close. Thank you, Henry.

Sorry, you just walked toe-first into the thing, though. Oh, I hit the thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So George did not sound insane whatsoever. So that weekend, Thomas asked a police officer friend of his to run a check on George and found that George was in fact a missing person. Not only that, but nobody was looking for him because George was one of those guys. Like, you know, in the 70s, guys just used to leave.

Of course, we did a whole National Parks episode about missing people and things like that. And Drifton was just another way to have fun outside. Right. Yeah, they just guys would leave and they'd start a new life in a new city. John Wayne Gacy did that. God, I just wish that was still real. Yeah. Can't get off the grid anymore.

You really can. But I do want to say missing implies missed. It doesn't seem like anyone cared. No. So wasn't he just, was he missing? No, the government eventually has to look for you because you're held accountable by like various municipal functions. There's like taxes and like if you had a job or like if there was anybody who saw you

in any way, shape or form, it's like he probably owed somebody money. Sure. You know. Yeah. They went to the cops say, Hey, I hadn't seen George in a while. And the cops just thought, it's like, you know what, he just ran off. Let's not even worry about it. Oh, that guy the only talks about like Godfather movies and how the Mets have fallen off.

She's totally fine. So by the time Thomas came back, however, on Monday morning, George was gone. And all that was left was a talking pigeon. That's me. It's George. Yeah. The Mets are going to win it all this year. I really think if they double down and get a good defensive squad, they got enough firepower

behind the plate to really stretch it up to the runs. You know what I'm saying? But hey, man, if you could get me back to being a dude, I really missed my dick. Give me some breadcrumbs. So now let's get into the nefarious dealings around Dulce. Okay. What happened, Marcus? So what are we going to do?

Are we going to do Dulce or are we going to give in to the guy who called us a faggot on Facebook and say Dulce because Henry, as you sit on the telephone, we don't give in to terrorists. We don't give in to terrorists. We're not giving in to terrorists. Dulce is technically the proper pronunciation of Dulce base. I'm going to call that guy a douche. Okay. We know this.

All right. We know this. I know I'm going to call an alert on your fucking asses when you come and say Dulce. I know it's not Dulce. It's Dulce. Dulce's phone to say because it sounds like a gelato. Okay. So we sometimes say things that we're going to say because it's a free show.

It's 100 degrees in the room right now. My balls kind of hurt. I got to cut on my leg. I'm tired. You know? You look awful. I feel like shit. Right?

I'm going to say Dulce. I'm going to call it Dulce. Dulce. Dulce. It also sounds like kind of an action movie star. I'm actually going to, I'm actually was lying the whole time. I'm in a great mood and I feel great. Yeah.

Me too. I'm full of coffee and full of love. Welcome to the last podcast on the left of everybody. We've got two real and dog man. Dog boy. Meat. Meat. Meat.

Dog. Meat. So much. So in the book, ETs and UFOs, they need us. We don't need them by Virgil Posty Armstrong. No. So this is, um, so this is totally rock bottom. This is concrete.

This is concrete. Yeah. You don't trust Posty? I think it's Posty. Is it Dulce? I think it's Virgil Posty Armstrong. Okay. And I don't really understand how you get the nickname Posty before the internet age.

When you're doing a self published book called ETs and UFOs, they need us. We don't need them. But yeah. Which also could, it was possibly Greg and, Greg and Rachel. She needs us. We don't need her. Virgil and Rachel. So in this book, Virgil reports how his friends, named Bob and Sharon, stopped for the night

in Dulce and went out to dinner. They overheard some local residents openly and vociferously discussing extraterrestrial abduction of townspeople for purposes of extermination. Y'all remember Fat Nancy? Yeah. What happened to her? She's fucking alien bait. Isn't that something?

I always knew she was going to be the only one to get out of this dump of a town. You know what? Because of the way she sang and the way she played the clarinet and her positive attitude and the, the positives she made, I knew one of those various skills was going to get her out of this town. But who knew it was just her ample hips that the aliens crave to squirt eggs into? You know what it gives you? It tells you something.

It tells you something. What's that? Never, ever, never try. Well, goddamn it, I'll keep on then. So the ETs were taking unwilling human guinea pigs such as Fat Susan from the general populace of Dulce and implanting devices in their heads and bodies. See, the townspeople were frightened and angry, but they didn't feel that they had any recourse since the ETs had our government's knowledge and approval.

The only way we had to defy the aliens was to get fat, to make it difficult for their tractor beams to pull us up into their UFOs. They do pull up cows though, so, you know, it would be how fat are you going to get? I feel like just at this point you have an eating disorder. You know what's weird is that I never use my thinking muscles, you know? Your brain. Oh yeah. Yeah.

I always thought it was called a brain. Yeah, I've never been, I've never, ever, ever, ever have them try them and then do them and then do them and then do them and then that. I love it here at the old Dulce bar. My shoes are full of pee. What the hell happened? There's no bathrooms around. Well Ben, speaking of cows, Dulce is also known for its high instances of cattle mutilations.

See the aliens use the blood and body parts from cows for formula to keep them alive and for use in the growing vats on level 7 and for the artificial wombs on level 6 because you see plasma and amniotic fluid from cows are the two most vital ingredients for their lives. Because they were saying before they mix it up into their food. They mix it, they basically take dry food and make it wet food using all the juices inside the cows and animals. But I would also say there is a, the conspiracy side of this or one of the conspiracy sides

of this, of the cattle mutilation story is that Dulce had a massive amount of cattle mutilations around which is a part of UFO lore for forever. But what they believe is another thing could be testing on subjects of the power of like nuclear poison, radiation poisoning and then using different sorts of like radiation based weapons. And what they can do is take those skin samples from around the mouth, which is a lot of times where you see the cattle mutilations happen, which is their mouths are in size and their assholes are cored out.

Oh my. And they use that, they use those tanks of meat, those cones of meat to test, to see how deep the radiation has gone into the animal. So first of all, I want to microchip in my head because I want to be able to blink and turn the channel. That sounds super fun. But I've been watching the mind of a chef, a great PBS documentary about chefs and I just feel like maybe there's an alien out there who should star in an episode all about

how he likes to carve up the cow's butthole and bring home the meat and cook it up for the alien family. What's important is that the food starts dry, but then eventually you make it wet with the juices from the animal. And that's my cooking show. The mind of the alien chef. I love, maybe they're just, they're just, they don't know how to eat the cow. They don't know how to do a lot of things.

They don't understand how close they were to barbecue. Oh yeah, getting the ribs. So back to Thomas Castello's story, he slowly began to sense that there was an underlying current of tension between some of the personnel and himself after hearing George's story. And so while he'd just walk around a corner, there'd be a serious discussion going on between some coworkers. And because Thomas was a security officer, these talks would die off into a little murmur and the individuals would part company.

Yeah, because there's a thing about Tommy is that he was coming in and he's, you know, he smells like tacos and he's got a bad fucking attitude and we're like, oh, hey guys, how are you? What you're talking about? Nothing. Yeah. Yeah, nothing. Yeah.

See. Yeah. So you're just talking about how, you know, taco. I was talking about me, but it was just taco night taco night how, you know, the reptilians just wanted on the Tuesdays and we were thinking that for the flow of the week, it'd be cool if it was Thursdays. All right then. So yeah, say hi to clear for us.

All right. Because I miss him. It's weird around here. Meanwhile, like he thinks it's weird that people have a conversation to shut up. I mean, while there's like a floating Nordic walking behind them going, I mean, like, has everyone seen the astral diamond of Kaledia? You know, he's just like, things are just hokey-jooky. This is your comedy show right here.

You got like one improv guy who's like stuck in the background, like doing temp work. And he's just like, you should write a skit about the office. And he's like truly terrified. He's like, I should write a skit. I should write a whole manifesto about this office. This is your comedy show. If you're working in an office right now and you think it's a good idea for a sitcom, it's not.

No, it's not. Never will be. It sucks. Your ideas suck. Well, no, it could be very good. So although Castello was disturbed by his discovery that George was just a normal Joe who had been abducted, he wasn't the actual quote unquote whistleblower. Many scientists had had some concerns with the activities at Dulce for a little while.

It's weird though, why? Well some of you know, there's computer technicians, some of the security officers, just not. It's all the screaming people being turned into animal goop and being fed upon by giant seven foot tall reptilians. Most people who called it the nightmare hall thought that that was a bad thing. That was a scary place. Some people thought it was a good name. Yeah, there was, yeah, just one guy with a cruel, like, like, Anton LeVebeard who's

just like, nightmare hall, I plan to rent it out for my birthday. Yeah, it sounds like it could be kind of fun. This is my birthday cake. I hope you enjoyed it. It's made out of shit. Poopoo cake. Don't like it. So shortly after Castello's discovery, another security officer approached him and invited

him to a secret meeting in one of the phosphorescent tunnels, which the grays could not enter because of a substance painted on the walls. We do not know why the grays could not approach these tunnels, but we do know that it was the substance that was on the walls that kept the grays away. It's like when you take lemon juice and you squirt a cat with it. That'll keep the cat away. What if it was just big murals of Catherine the Jimmy? Oh, like, can't stand Sister Act 2, this look of her face, I just hate her perky ways.

Come clack's arm. It's like, I wish that I could tell the others how much I truly enjoyed Catherine the Jimmy. Hocus Pocus is a guilty pleasure of mine. Hocus Pocus is one of the best movies that's ever been created, ever made. I think they could stop making movies after Hocus Pocus. If you don't watch Hocus Pocus once a week, what are you doing with your life? So nine men showed up to the meeting and while they were risking their lives and their freedom by bringing Castello into the fold, they all decided that Castello was a man that was looking

to change the status quo at Dolce. So one by one, they showed records the inmates had indeed been abducted along with newspaper clippings and photos of the abductees being smuggled into the base. The plan was to smuggle them back out without the quote-unquote government honchos finding out and they need Thomas' help and Thomas agrees. I'm also going to put this again this way. All of this information comes from one leet, Thomas Castello interview. So this is Thomas Castello's story of how the alien rebel army needed him.

They needed the security officer, Thomas Castello, in order to liberate the many prisoners of the Dolce base, which is a miles deep, super secret alien run covert military base. They needed him. They needed the guy who could pass the security officer test, which is like they hand you a hat and if you put it on forwards, you become a security officer. Yeah, they needed Tommy Castello. They needed a hero and they got a Castello. Well possibly the most surprising allies the humans had during this conflict, because it

wasn't just the humans that disagreed with what was going on there, the most surprising allies they had, the lower cast of reptilians, where some of them were also on their side, specifically a janitor named, he's a reptilian, he used to mop the floors. Yeah, yeah, of course, the lower cast, that's what they do. It keeps a message just that the people do that. No, no, no, people have to be security officers. Yeah. I feel like the reptilian should be the security officer.

And this, shut up, shut up, shut up, they're supposed to be in charge of every, shut up. Shut up, man. Shut up. How would you put the seven to eight foot tall reptilians in charge of security? I don't know dog meat. Shut up. You don't know. It had to be five foot six, Tommy's Castello, all the way from Runnamal, New Jersey, it

had to be there. It had to be him, you had to give him a weapon, because you could also properly subdue the reptilians. Yeah, more than likely. He approached him and he said, a few of us agreed as your singular in your interest in missing human reports. If true, walk away. I will reach you.

If it is untrue, destroy my life now. Huh. That's something that is weird around here. You know what, I've been thinking about it. I've been writing a one man show called Costello the Show, Costello, and I put an O-W at the end of it. That's a great idea. I'm really thinking it's just like, I throw a musical number about this, you know, I got

a Tina Fey reference in there, and then I got to do a thing about Coney, and the whole thing is set. So all those skeptical, Castello silently backed away from the reptilian into an exit tunnel and contacted one of the nine humans who agreed that the reptilians could maybe be trusted, but Castello should go and meet with him at the next opportunity. This guy named Gordon, he said, he's like, I want to come along. I want to come along. And he said, no, Castello said, no, it's too dangerous.

We don't know what's going to happen here. I've got to go alone and Gordon said, you know what I'm going to do, I have to be there. I'm just going to, I'm going to be around the corner and I'm going to pretend like I'm working on one of the golf carts that we use to ride around. And if I need, if I'm needed, I'll jump out and I'll scream, I'll scream, help me, help me, help me, reptilians are eating my fucking knees. So that meeting came days later in the nightmare hall. And so formally introduced two other reptilians and all better names than dog meat, dog meat.

Too real to be your friend. I don't like the two real things. And with that, the resistance group grew bigger and bigger from there. Now it is important to note here, and they also had George S. The Talking Pigeon on there as well. Yes, of course. No. Hey, you guys like it and Godfather too, and it's just like all of a sudden, Al Pacino,

man, Al Pacino's got to be the hard ass. He got pulled in there for, you know, against his whole will. I can't believe that. He was, well, he wanted to be good. He just wanted to join the army. Shut up, pigeon dick. I swear to God, I miss milkshakes. I don't have a throat anymore.

I don't know what birds have. It is important right now to take note. You guys have seen V, right? Every day I watch it. Yeah, I do. Every day, yeah. It's important to note the similarities between- It's an NBC mini-series for those of you who don't know that it's about what we're talking

about. It's about aliens working with the government, and maybe there's an uprising with the human and aliens and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, working together. And it's said that the original author of the V idea was an investigator who knew Thomas Castello on a personal basis. And this is according to the crack resource that we've been using for literally five years, bibliotechal pliates.

Yes. Now, also, this is not an uncommon story, because you hear also that the guys who did Close Encounters of the Third Kind also work closely with the government, and the people who worked with the- the World of the Worlds work closely with the government. This is a- this is a common idea that Hollywood and the government worked together to sort of sell messages to the people, which is totally true, because I know for a fact, because heroes is trying to destabilize the Iranian government. It's just that's something, and I believe that's totally true.

Congratulations, Ben- or Henry, you're a true patriot. What's my name? Benry. Nope. What's my name? Tureel! Too real to be Yolava. Too real it is.

So, as you could imagine, the resistance was surrounded by enemies on all sides, and while the reptilians and the humans loyal to the reptilians were definitely a threat, possibly the biggest threat to the uncovering of their plot were the grays due to their mind-reading abilities. I bet you forgot about the grays, didn't you, Ben? I always forget about the grays. I love that book, Fifty Shades of Grays, and I read it at Altilia. That was just hot.

Those aliens, they put balls in women's vaginas. What? Yeah, she walked around, she went to a dinner party, and I'm currently seeing a girl who likes to read that book. Now, they put a ball up in her vagina? In her vagina! Yeah, and then she kind of clings around like she's a bunch of plights going for a dinner walk.

I don't really understand how that works. Is it a vagina buzzer? Is it like a buzzer thing that you put up in, and like when you're across the room, you look at her in the eyes, and you hit the button, and she goes, mmm, my clitix blurs. No, it's inside. She goes, mmm. Do you do this with Carly? Why does your girlfriend sound like a lawnmower?

Because she starts making those weird uncontrollable noises, and we're just like, oogie doogie, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, snoo, Missy's the White Myos. Yeah. But you are correct, the government uses Hollywood Films to sell messages, look at the rise of

the US soccer, European football, bend it like Beckham. Think about that. Bend it like Beckham. So, you're saying, oh, I get it. And Ladybug. You know what... Ladybug did bring the, it did bring the US open to the world, whenever they, what's that, called?

Cup World Cup. Yeah, then I think I'm following your logic here because if they bring because America is singular and it's Indifference to soccer for I refuse to call it football They are singular in their indifference. The rest of the world has been under the spell of soccer for this entire time But if you bring soccer into the United States, that is one step closer towards the new world World order the one-world government then you're on to something and that's right Jonathan Brandis ended up killing himself because he learned the truth One day and he was just like I've been in this show next to a fucking dolphin for six years Space dolphin. All right time to pop my top

Take them out back to the grace what makes them so dangerous now What we remember is the reptilians in the graves have had a very shady kind of a very touchy relationship up to this Into the fake storyline. It's It's very touching go at this point very touching go Irish Mafia Italian Mafia 1930 exactly very very very astute Yes, so but what makes the grace actually is very good. Yeah, I must want to thanks to a real and dog meat It's been really nice to be on the show with you the past three and a half years. I'm happy. I got an astute sentence in there so it makes the grace so dangerous is their ability to read your Intent rather than what you say because they read your body's frequency see the human race broadcasts a certain

Frequency that the graze recognized as an electromagnetic impulse. You see each person has a slightly different frequency what we call a Quote-unquote personality So you can be party animal or you could be party gay Party mom or like party dad kind of the oversensitive one But I also say offensive things to people because that's because what you're doing is is offending them before they're gonna Fend you that's right. Yeah deflection. Yeah, and I'm a cruel master who has just bent upon the servitude of others and gets

Physically hard when someone does my will. I'm dog meat and then dog meat real to be your friend Sex in the city. Here we go. So when a human thinks they broadcast strong impulses each impulse different from the next in the case of Fear the frequency is quote-unquote loud and easy to recognize which was useful to the graze when scoping out for possible Decenters now. Now. This is an interesting things about this is a very interesting thing about graze Yeah, I think very interesting that you can fuck with the graze mental reading abilities pretty easily Yeah, but using commands, right? Basically you yell at a gray We use commands or nonsensical words to the form of commands and they will back up. Are you going like clacks are

Give it up. Oh, yeah, you know, you go you mop the garbage can Clacks are clacks are and he'll stand up and be like mopping the garbage can And he'll go and just mop the outside of the garbage can because they're used to following orders And they're because their brain I guess is more they say is more logical than ours Yeah, and they do not have what we would consider fun quote-unquote fun They do not understand poetry either which is interesting and what I loved one of my favorite facts ever would really truly Confuses a gray is saying things in pig latin and that ended up being the resistance's greatest weapon That may be some Joni Mitchell lyrics

You know, they don't know they they're not gonna get pair the the the pave a pave a pair pave a pave a paradise What happened to you dog meat? Did you stroke out? You just became a fucking porky pig for a second Um, yeah, it's also yeah, they wouldn't be able a case of you and they listen to a case of you There's no clack starts like what is this and salty discharge and I'm feeling my own sadness and then his head explodes But so but we forgot though with the content the context of all this is the very beginnings of what we they like to call the Dulce Wars Which is the idea of the adult or Dulce Wars if we want to be Italian about it the this Flow of thought that where this came from these resistances would began what they now believed to be a decades-long fight between the various alien elements of the Dulce base and

The human government because what we're gonna find out is it all this defied a treaty that Eisenhower signed with the Graves Which we've been talking about for many years. Yes, we have yes that treaty if you will remember was between Eisenhower and the Graves and what that gave The Graves is a certain amount of humans to experiment on in exchange for high technology such as Fiber optics lasers and various other things that are essential to modern society But the Graves ended up breaking that treaty and taking more and more humans each year which upped the I guess you'd say the hostilities the pressure between the humans and the graves we gave them an inch They took a mile. I can go into more detail, but the great a treaty at some point at any point if anyone wants to meet me somewhere I will deeply talk about it for a couple hours and how fucking the basic of our the whole basis of our government was sold out

And we be that was the day we became we went from a democracy to a Technocracy yeah with those who've got the technology have got the power and those who've got because These vibrators aren't built themselves. That's very true Janerito is a lesbian who's a child molester and Phil Schneider said that well. We'll get to that fact play my song So no one is exactly sure how the final conflict between the resistance and the Dulce overlords began Right ultimately the resistance ended when a military assault was initiated Through the exit tunnels and almost every member of the resistance group was either executed or detained and it was believed That it was the Delta force because of the uniforms and the method method that they used that led the assault on the resistance

And it was done at shift change to maximize the body count I like a question. What are the Delta force? Is that like what the GI Joe's were? They were rangers. I think GI Joe's were army rangers, right? What's a Delta force Delta force is a navy seals or Just another thing. Is it a specific thing? They're a US Army component of joint special operations They're the first special forces operational detachment Delta popularly known as Delta force It is a US Army component of joint special operations command. I'm gonna join Well, you get a fun hat. They were funny hats and they always have cigarettes in their sleeves

Well, it's said to me Henry. You're quite a fashionista. No, no, I don't know if that's true So basically the resistance got bought out the resistance got sold out to To the government are they fought back another worker in case had weapons, which is a bad thing if you want to run a fucking resistance Yeah, you can't just have mops and sponges. Well, that's usually how resistance is fall is that the government Has all the weapons and if the people don't have the weapons they can't rise up against the government again This is don't tell that to Clive and Bundy Again, remember this is Thomas Costello's story, right? And only a few the security officers and computer workers had flash guns

Yes, which is what we talked about briefly last episode, which is the main security officer weapon at the Dulce base Yeah, yeah, yeah flash guns were more commonly called the flash or my flash Hmm in the manual they were introduced as armor-lux weapons and the flash gun it resembled a flashlight with a black glass Chronicle inverted lens on the side are three recess knobs and three curved grooves each knob is sized differently The closer the knob to the hand the less the strength each knob has three strengths a Two-year-old could use this weapon classic Let's go through the phases phase one like Star Trek can stun and maybe kill if the person has a weak heart on Phase two

The flash gun can levitate anything no matter what it was even the Statue of Liberty anything even the Golden Gate Bridge Anything even Mount Rushmore anything no not Mount Rushmore Anything Carmen San Diego could use that weapon. Oh bad that she died at AIDS in 1987 Yeah, I guess we can stop looking for them But we're in the world is she well I'd imagine it has some sort of surface area where you can only lift it like it has a Surface area says anything I feel like Costello just aimed his flashlight at a bunch of random people and was just like do you feel it?

Do you feel it take mom take mom my flash? No, I'm gonna lift that up Tony you're gonna make fun of me the opposite lift you up to the sky. Oh, man all this traffic in the area I want to go to see Barry Manlow in concert. I'm listening up all the cards in that flashlight Meanwhile cuts to like a car to do it in a car just staring at a man. What the stab the jab in his Honey stay in the car for a little while. There's a lunatic outside now and phase three is literally what they call serious business Serious business mode. It can be used to paralyze anything that lives serious business mode serious business mode I

Paralyze anything that lives animal human alien and plant. Yeah, my question is Just one not to be okay. Not to be too question. Yeah, we're not being too pedantic here, but what is the purpose of Paralyzing a plant plants move. They're very invasive species out there like that kudzu ivy. That's just completely destroying Georgia I think it's pronounced cuts cuts it either way and on the highest position in the same mode It can create a temporary death. Mm-hmm There are life essence lingers and some strange limbo Mm-hmm in one to five hours the person will revive slowly like Juliet from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

They both died first the bodily functions will begin which means you fart new shit And a few minutes consciousness followed with full awareness in that mode the alien scientists reprogram the human brain and plant false Information. Yeah, and they say that if you try to confront this person with the fact that like this information is false They have programmed you the person either starts laughing uncontrollably or gets very angry another example of plant life Stephen King tales from the crypt if you recall that little short he gets eaten by a plant He could have used the serious business button. He really could have yeah, what about Audrey to little shop of horrors that there we go. What else could have dealt with that a flamethrower Let's just take a flamethrower to it knife a big knife. Yeah, it can't can handle a bunch of plants

Yeah, yeah teeth though. So yeah, he had teeth and also big vines Zooka Fucking bazooka. Yeah, where where's Seymour gonna get that gun anybody can get a gun He's gonna come from a cop or a cop come and use a gun Well cop me like as a plans eating people cops like I yeah, but even when I see it and he shows up in there's like oh my god These pants are eating people bucka bucka bucka. He pulls a fucking Ferguson on one of these talking plants This is a problem. He's cops gonna stop shooting black people start shooting these talking Plants, that's a good point. I think you need to have you need to go train them for us a weekend getaway with all the cops

I'm gonna stop by Henry Zabrowski hashtag plant lives don't matter. That is very very true. They don't So when the smoke cleared as far as the attack the assault on the resistance by the Delta Force when the smoke cleared 68 humans have been killed 22 were completely vaporized 19 escaped via the tunnels Seven of those were recaptured and 12 remain hiding to this day And you know that this story is true because of how specific the numbers are It's all in the details my friend, but Castello

He returned to his post to buy at his time because apparently they didn't know that Castello because I would imagine he Betrayed there If you could just go back to work after hanging out with a bunch of red like reptilian Yeah, I try to defy the US government. I think it was Castello that sold him out I think we have no no other fingers It was Castello. Yeah, it was Castello. He he is because he said we have no idea to this day who betrayed us But it's pretty obvious who betrayed the classic. Yeah, but after a few more months He couldn't take it anymore and he told his best friend by a hand-pressed note that he was working in a subsurface

huge installation outside of Dulce, New Mexico and that he was working side-by-side with gray aliens that consider themselves native Terrans that the Upside-down black triangle with the invertical color T inside it was the insignia of the project so look out for that Hey, Dougie. Hey, Dougie. Hey, look at this. Hey, Tom. What's up? Yeah, do you like me check? Yes, or no? Well, I like you say yes PS You're working in a subterranean military base And you work inside by side with gray aliens consider themselves native Terrans in the upside-down black triangle with a vertical towards T inside It was insignia of their projects to look out for that. Oh my god. He said yes. Oh

My god So with this time at Dulce near an end Castello broke into the facility through one of the less guarded air shafts Totally doable why Henry you were the one last episode that said there's a lot of entrances to these places and Thomas as The head security officer would have known the places to break into absolutely and it just him dressed it all black covered of Vaseline This way the reptilians can't get a grip on all lubed up So once inside he found and took photographs a seven-minute black-and-white surveillance video of Experiments cage humans and grays and he made copies of the films photos and the paperwork

Packed several quote-unquote packages and instructed several people whom he trusted explicitly to bury them like Cherry Henkel like Cherry Henkel I Take your pick it's dear Tommy. I gotta see it's lovely to see you there I just like you when you show me pictures of them and getting your penis is severed and then the penis is being turned into caterpillars classic Henkel So he was then made aware this is when the story gets sad Through certain sources that his wife Kathy and his son Eric have been forcibly taken from their home to an undisclosed Underground facility for quote-unquote safe holding

Until he decided to return to Dulce with the items and he knew that at this point that even if He did return to Dulce commanders that his wife and son were probably never gonna be the same again And if he even returned at all after being manipulated by the aggressive mind It was an alcoholic and his family left him, right? Yes Yes, if Tomas Castello existed he took the opportunity for his family to be stolen as a really quick way to be singling He literally just was like he looked at all the stuff. These are excuses I want to start saying it's like if you break up with your girlfriend for a little bit And you want to get back together and you're like actually, you know, I'm kind of afraid that she'd be kind of be

Manipulated by aggressive mind control. So I don't think we can get back together But really just because you've been getting blown by fucking like three different women on the slide You give you can't remember their names about and you just love that rock-and-roll lifestyle. Oh, yeah He decided to just cut his losses and go into hiding always on the move always on the run until The 90s when he really opened up and decided to talk to an individual that wrote the bibliotech a pliades Article that much of this information is from and we know that it was the 90s because they say in the article that it was the 90s So that's the lock-hard. That's a fucking die-hard rock of the earth fucking truth of it

They said it right they said it that it happened in the 90s And they said that they did it in the last year of his life and there are I would say a few conflicting reports with how Thomas Castello died He died mysteriously a year later in Europe. Oh, wait a second, but it also says here. He died here of a heart attack in Costa Rica We're but also says this year that he died in an earthquake in Mexico Puerto Rico actually, I'm sorry get him mixed up It's understandable dying an earthquake out of all of those out of those three options I think I'm gonna go with the heart attack. Yeah, and he was earthquake You guys remember that huge Puerto Rican earthquake

Years back yeah, all right, but okay, so he's got what now become known as the Dulce report of the Dulce pages So the Dulce files or everyone to call it Marcus read from the files and show everybody the truth This is gonna be big Read from the files that he shared with everybody the files. Are there no I don't I didn't With there nowhere to be found I that's weird though, but he said dog me can't play the videos Did he record it the video play the videos of the of the human experiments and the on the pods the ones so people can So people can hear the truth play the videos that he'd be shared with the world the ones that video are I Didn't they weren't on bibliotech plie 80s to play the videos that he shared with the world

I do not have there's no evidence of anything I you mean to tell me he didn't actually release any of that stuff would not Well, Jerry Cherry Henkel released a lot of Harry Henkel Harry Henkel's website and play the videos of the proof of what happened At Dulce right now play the videos only she only has a Facebook page with a funny alien memes, so she doesn't so It's not real then I Did see train wreck this Just straight out of Compton to real to be aliens. Yeah. Yeah. Call check the night stalker. That's what I've been watching

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's so weird about how he produced all this stuff, but it's all nowhere to be found So Costello was he was just a lonely guy still only I Don't think Costello was real. He may not have been real I think that again what we were talking about before right the reason why the government is probably listening to this podcast Yeah, hello Barack Obama. I I appreciate the health care But do you I actually get it from SAG. I'm set up. It's actually much better than Obama Oh They want to heal our actors

The reason why there's again, this is a heaping pile of disinformation around with Dulce base around the Dulce base Dulce base is real That there has been contested It's been contested for many many years about whether or not there is an underground base at Dulce same thing with underneath Area same thing, you know area 51 right area 51 is the ultimate example, right? The government said area 51 didn't exist for years Even though people were looking at it They know people came a whistleblowers came out and went and talking about it and stuff like that the government finally acknowledged It was real right so area 51 is real

Dulce is real They don't want to acknowledge it and the truth of what's going on there of course right because it's super super top secret Whatever it is. It's probably some high-level technology kind of shit. Maybe there could be aliens there I don't know all of this could be dead letter perfect But what they've done is is ladle horseshit on top of it and love that these stories build up on top of it because It allows them to hide in plain sight. I'm just upset Costello is not real next thing You're gonna tell me is Kevin space. He is gay and Donald Trump's a communist Yeah, and there are plenty of these underground bases all I mean Denver the Denver Airport

There's an underground base underneath that They're all over North Dakota. They have all like Cheyenne like there's an underground base there in the middle of the fucking mountain They're everywhere these places do exist and like Henry said yes They that's and that's one of the reasons why we do these types of episodes We were talking about this wacky bullshit because it is to highlight that the government does do some super shady bullshit But they do love and also the people that say okay So if these things do exit well the government can't even get the post office, right? Then how are they gonna do all this shit?

Do you think that the government is gonna put its top-level people in the local post office now when they got a bunch of talented Costello? Is running around literally everybody everybody who passed the flying colors of any one of the military Any one of those military like educational systems like anybody who's the best of the best of the best is that these top secret faces? Yeah, they're there they're there these places working on stuff that is 40 years ahead of our time And it's very interesting the black ops budget isn't massive. I think they're all shockingly stupid people I'm gonna say they're dumb I dare you to contact us Hello, I have spoken to people that do not speak to people and they are highly intelligent

You've spoken to people who don't speak to people. I've spoken to people who don't speak to people Are we gonna try and burn through Phil Snyder? I don't think we have time. Fuck you The story isn't complete without Phil Schneider. I don't think we have time. There's some fucking construction Scheduled here and it will be awful. My dick. My dick is hard. I know your dick is hard Too real don't be too real right now treat dog meat with some respect, please I'm too real to treat people with respect. No, no dog meat demands respect dog meat gets respect What I will say is I'm sad is that I've spent over Maybe eight hours of research on Phil Schneider, right? And so that's where it's more like I just feel like my my life

Has been no, no, we will get the information of Phil Schneider out to the people Yes, indeed because in the future Well, we will be doing some mini soads some mini episodes because we're gonna be starting a little bit of a Patreon thing here in the future very very soon and that will be one of the rewards for people They give us a certain amount of money. Well, we'll figure that out here in the future the show will definitely still be free to everybody But a lot of times when we do research we do way too much and we end up with some extra stuff So though those extra stuff episodes will be available to members and one of the gifts will be ziploc baggie full of my Facial hair always shaving three times a week. That's disgusting

Yeah, and I've got some I've got some cow ribs that I can just sort of you know I can just chunk those off and we can write our initials on them and we can send those out to people Yeah, and I'll just take long videos of me eating Wow, this is really exciting. It's really gonna be great. Yeah, really gonna be thankful for these patreon Yeah, we can do the last podcast reading series where I just read the Bible Beginning to end I'm 30 minute increments. Yes, I'm gonna read a how to play the harp manual Which is very very true $10,000 and I will come to your home and I will kill your parents for you

So that's been Dolce we're gonna talk more about Phil, but what an interesting story guys just know that aliens the grace I like Ike Eisenhower the greatest president in US history kept the entire world at peace couple of things to look up if you Want to do your own personal research and an alienate your friends as the created treaty the gREA da Treaty Eisenhower between a group of grays and Nordics included a cardinal and an 80 year old reporter that was included because he Knew that we gotta keep you secret again if you want to find love save that for the fourth day Don't open up with that. All right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening. Let's do a Twitter thing. Oh, yeah Lp on the left you can find us at Lp on the left on Twitter at Marcus Parks I'm at Ben Kessel Henry Zabrowski is at Henry loves you

Yeah, if the government wants to find me it can follow me there and hopefully retweet me so I can get more followers Right, that's a good idea And be sure to go to iTunes from Nate and review us if you want your last podcast on a left t-shirt go to Cave comedy radio comm slash merch and listen to all the rest of our shows while you're there And I'll gain everybody want to give a teaser about what next week's episode is gonna be about Hmm, you know, it's weird. It's cuz I I'm like forgetting. Hmm. You know, it's like the bunch of Just smoking. I can't remember what it was. It's like a day I know there's a bumper. There's a lot of bumper stickers that it's like a big day a big day like a huge

I am Anyway, we'll remember it. Yes, thank you so much for supporting all the shows here on CCR top at roundtable Sex and other human activities man. They Marcus does Hail Satan again. You believe in magic. It'll bring good things into your life I'm happier and stronger than I've ever been. I bought a book on candle magic called the art of candle burning Which is from the 1940s and I'll tell you what I feel more focused and energized than ever happened before also I've been eating a lot of meat. Yeah, and you're working out a little bit That's great. It's when you buy the candle book then do you look at the person in the eyes when you bought it on Amazon? Okay, good. Good yet. Also, I talked to it

There was a very sweet lady in a place called Wonderworks in Toronto That sold me all my candle goods and a bunch of spiritual gems and she explained she explained all the meanings of all the gems to Me wasn't that wouldn't weren't we having a conversation while you were in that candle store very Loudly about that was another that was another candle. That was a different candle store when we were talking about the fire The day the day the day and be remembered. Yeah, I'm just so happy candle stores are still around No, no candle store can't last All right, um hail me if you would Let's do a mogus de lesions and go star lesion and

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