Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 191: 9/11 Part III - Six Degrees of Baphomet
Episode Date: September 12, 2015In this, the last of our 9/11 series, we fully explore the magickal side of 9/11 and how it relates very strongly (almost too strongly) to Aleister Crowley, numerology, Ozzy, and something called The ...Opening of the Mouth Ceremony.
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There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left.
That's when the cannibalism started. What was that?
You ready to do this? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm excited.
What a beautiful morning. What a beautiful day.
I've got a beautiful feeling. Everything's going.
20 seconds. Something's coming towards the window. It's a play.
Oh my God. We're starting this episode with that.
All the goodwill from our first two episodes about 9-11 out the window.
Welcome to the last podcast on the left, everybody.
Episode three on 9-11. Today's episode.
I know Henry Zabrowski has been looking forward to it.
Marcus Parks has been looking forward to it.
I, Ben Kissel, have my nerd alert ready to go.
We're discussing mysticism, Satan, and a whole series of other bizarre things dealing with 9-11.
The 9-11 mega ritual, Ben.
Okay.
Otherwise known as the capital T fucking truth.
Oh, alright. Well, that's me.
So we've gone through, I'm going to say straight up, we've gone through a lot of horseshit in the last two episodes
about what was real and they did really good journalism about politics.
What we're going to talk about today is the absolute truth about the event, the mega ritual known as 9-11 to us
and known as the celebration of the opening of the mouths to heaven in occurrence to the teachings of Alistair Crowley.
That's the long title. That's the frog rock title.
Dogme did a lot of research about episodes one and two.
And then Dogme, too real myself, went and we read a book called The Most Dangerous Book in the World.
9-11 is match ritual and I got to say it is a bit difficult and we're going to go through that.
But first of all, what I'd like to do, you know, so we are releasing this purposefully today on September 11th
in accordance to the ritual, right, Marcus?
Yeah, absolutely.
Dogme?
After 9-11 episodes, after the 9-11 episodes, can we stop calling you Dogme?
I can't deal with it too real.
That's like saying Marcus's last name, it was in Parks, alright, or in real life, Shifty Spaghetti.
Well, yes, that's true.
Marcus's real name is Dogme Shifty Spaghetti and it's been that way since the beginning.
You're the one who's wearing the sunglasses.
You know what I'm saying?
Sunglasses that help you deny the reality.
Me, I'm wearing bifocals.
I'm seeing two levels of pure truth 24-7 because I'm too real to be loved.
I think you just referenced John Carpenter's They Live, Rest in Peace, Roddy Roddy Piper.
But before we get into the truth, I want to talk about another version of the truth.
It's a type of, there's a theory that goes around, because you know, again, too real here, I often believe in the hologram system, right?
We're living in a hologram universe and guess what, too real is too real for.
The hologram universe?
So I'm saying we're living in the hologram.
And according to, so I want to just, because I was really curious about the 9-11 as a hologram idea.
Because there's a lot of people who truly do believe, a lot of very lonely, broken human beings who truly believe that 9-11 did not happen.
That it was just all, it was a big movie, which would have been an awesome fucking movie.
Unfortunately, 3,000 people had to die to make the movie.
And then countless millions of other Iraqis that did nothing that we just blew up.
So when they say it's a hologram, do they believe that there were no actual victims?
Do they think all these people were actors?
There are two different even levels to the hologram theory.
One is that it didn't happen at all, that it was doctored video.
But the real hologram guys say that's horseshit.
What really happened is that there were B2 bombers covered with a hologram type technology called PRIC,
which stands for Projected Imagery Controlled Connects that shot a missile into Tower 2 and left while it was cloaked in mystery.
And there's several bits of facts that are totally true that I don't know actually if they are true.
Written by John Lear, who was a big theorist, he was a theorist about crypto animals and like all this different.
He was a really great paranormal kind of like hub of reason.
And then when 9-11 happened, he went completely insane.
So this is a couple of things that they say. The planes could not possibly have traveled.
What they said was 480 knots colliding into the World Trade Center.
The fastest of 767 travel is 360 knots.
And that's 480 knots. That's 120 knots faster than the planes even designed to go.
Because it's a drag.
Hologram's government's built. You shut up, Ben. You don't know.
Hologram's been in time with the government since the 60s.
They've had these swagger holograms forever.
You think that Ernest Bourdain's real?
Yes.
Asshole. You're an asshole.
What happened?
He was in escape from New York. Oh my God.
Asshole.
Hologram.
Planes sliced through the building like butter.
They called it cartoon physics.
Also too quiet.
Nobody heard the planes coming in.
Almost silent approach.
They said apparently a plane coming through downtown should have had 140 decibels.
It's equivalent to sitting in front of a fucking Van Halen concert.
People should have been like, rocket.
You would have been like, is that fucking Panama plane?
And all of a sudden, booosh, 9-11.
They would have been like, what? What?
So the government had a flight path measured out that was right next to the official actual physical flight path in the plane that hit the World Trade Center.
So what happened is they're saying that the real one was a fucking...
The B-2 had a hologram on it and it was shooting through the thing.
And we know that all of this is true because they made a gigantic hologram duck in Japan.
And you know that they have.
They have the technology to cloak two different planes.
They made a missile look like a plane.
And they made a B-2 look like a fucking cloud.
Or they made it look like something.
I don't know what they made it look like.
It could have looked like a red balloon.
And a girl was like, look at the balloon up in the sky.
And then I was like, 9-11 fucking half.
Again, waiter, check please.
The date has to end at this point.
So a hard core evidence, it's cartoon science.
The duck.
The duck, yes, the duck. You can't fucking discount the duck.
And there's also people that say that there were people on the roof of the Woolworth's building
that shot missiles into the World Trade Center at the exact same moment
that a 747 or a gigantic hologram supposedly hit the building.
I mean, I want this to be real because I want our government to actually be able to do something.
You know, we can't even build a bridge in Minnesota for Christ's sake.
I honestly don't think, yes.
These are for the truly lost, the truly upset people.
I understand. You really don't believe these towers came down.
Again, I mean, too real. I'm too real.
Dogmeat and I, we are government shills.
That is just straight up truth.
We've been accused on the internet.
And I just want to say, I can show you the checkstubs that I got from the CIA.
I'm sorry, but it's just the truth.
I'm not sorry.
Secret meeting Barack Obama called in his chief of staffers like,
get me the fattest and the stringiest podcast as you can find.
I don't know why he sounds like God.
Get me dogmeat.
Get me dogmeat.
Get me too real.
And so we're helping build the fantasy hologram reality that the towers came down naturally
because of the planes.
And that's why what we want to do is that I, I've been struggling with that, right?
With the fact that I've sold my honesty out to the government and my strength as an artist
and my skills as a comedian out to our nefarious government.
Yeah.
And so that's why today we're going to break it down for you and tell you what really happened.
I am almost certain this is the real truth.
You would know.
Um, yes, cause the hologram should, that's all, that's all garbage.
That's, it's, it's just total insanity.
They do have hologram technology.
They do.
Yeah.
Tupac is performing a live concert right now somewhere.
Absolutely.
Tupac fucking moon walked into the world trade center and the whole thing blew up.
I would know as a hologram.
They have the Tupac hologram.
That's it.
There's a Tupac hologram and a large duck hologram.
So 9 11 was a hologram.
It's okay.
Today's research comes primarily from the most dangerous book in the world.
9 11 as mass ritual by SK Bay.
Good name.
Stephen King Bay.
Former art director of the weekly standard.
Okay.
Now thanks to listener Claude Wilson right up top for letting us know about this book.
And if you'd like to know more about the most dangerous book in the world, it is available on Amazon.
If you're really interested in esoteric stuff, it's a very difficult book to read.
But the guy's a super fun writer and I would actually recommend picking it up.
If it was the most dangerous book in the world, couldn't you not Google it?
Like Google search it and find it and get it in the mail.
It's very easy to find.
Okay.
So this is where you're wrong again.
It was self published.
We know that self published works are near too real for our government.
Right.
So what I like about Bay is that immediately when the way the book opens is this book represents
a collaborative effort with dozens of contributors whom I've never met or corresponded countless
bloggers and independent researchers who again, if you're an independent researcher means
that you are just you too inside.
Like most of these capital data by the tax of September 11 2001 could only grow blindly
in the dark and feel a small part of the humongous beast not realizing it's true dimensions
or it's true nature.
Lastly, I would like to express my deepest regrets to Nermal the forever kitten who didn't survive
the writing process due to a massive failure of patients to the part of the author late
one night.
You notice animals were harmed during the production of this work.
What?
Nermal.
I only think of Garfield's Nermal and that's the only cat I got a thing of.
Yeah.
Nermal.
You know where Nermal was sent to?
Abu Dhabi.
You know where Abu Dhabi is?
No.
The Middle East.
Where 9-11 started where the egg was shot out of the cloaca of terrorism.
Is Abu Dhabi in the Middle East?
Yeah.
Okay.
So the central premise of the most dangerous book in the world is that the events of September
11 2001 were all a part of a decades long magical mega ritual using techno sorcery and
deep level occult programming designed for the purposes of psychological warfare while
also serving as a loving tribute to famed occultist Alistair Crowley.
Now we'll talk about this too.
There is something to be said about the use and the use of an event like this in order
to do mass psychological warfare against the United States.
We've already been talking about this.
Right?
How the usage against the two help us swing into war, it's like the Gulf of Tonkin, blah,
blah, blah.
But magically there's also stuff attached to an event of this size.
We talk about the release of work on energy, right?
Tom LeVay talks about what people used to do human sacrifice.
What it was was the idea of the body heaving in death.
The death rolls of a body is what releases the organ energy.
It's not the blood.
It's not all the stuff.
And it creates a lot of fucking havoc, which is why he switched to masturbation because
he says your body makes the same like shutter look like it would in death.
And that's what releases the organ energy, right?
The amount of organ energy possibly released in the fall in those of the towers, not only
just the symbolism of that, there's a lot of coincidences wrapped up into this whole
scenario, kind of like when you bring up between like the Kennedy Lincoln stuff, all the weird
dumb like things that you talk about when you're stoned that are like, the secretary
is your name the same, blah, blah, blah.
There's a lot of coincidences wrapped up into this thing because of how much loss there
was there and how much kind of magical energy kind of gets trapped up into it.
All coincidences, and that's what we're about to get into a lot of really weird, actually
true coincidences.
These coincidences, I did look them up.
I did verify that they did actually happen.
But if you look at these huge like Kennedy Lincoln coincidences, they would be impossible
to coordinate.
Which seemed to be impossible, Marcus, Mr. Dogme.
If you were not a part of the gigantic Illuminati machine that's been putting these things into
the place for up to 300 years.
What's that, Mr. Obama?
Yes, I want him to be fat and only have hair like he's wearing a wife beater, as if God
gave him a wife beater to wear constantly and he has no hair on his arms.
It's all exactly where an Italian should have it.
So both of the assassinations, both Kennedy and Lincoln, the assassinations were extremely
traumatic to the nation and they both had consequences that were felt worldwide that
we still feel today.
Absolutely, and they're getting milked like a prostitute cow.
Like a cow, you literally throw dollar bills at it just to squeeze his udders so you come
your own pants.
That is what our government has done with 9-11, today, September 11th, that we were recording
this.
Are we the prostitute cow?
Or who is the prostitute cow?
Prostitute cow is the people and the milk, all the soupy hot milk coming out of it is
the sadness.
And then the farmer, Dick Cheney, comes up and is like, yeah, I like better than hot,
weird milk with a bunch of bacteria in it, and then he starts to slurping it down while
then there's a bunch of chicks out there, the chicks of the Iranians, and he goes over
there and he just snaps a bunch of chicks fucking next.
Oh yeah, that's exactly how it happens.
So let's start with numbers.
Let's start with numerology.
Let's start.
Thank you.
There's nothing I like better than starting with numbers, maybe.
Thank you so much, because I just didn't get enough math on the last two fucking episodes.
Let's start with a quote from famed occultist and huge Nazi influence, Madame Helena Blavatsky.
She wrote,
All systems of religious mysticisms are based upon numerals, well, they put my swinging
brace, do you see my swinging brace?
What he said, because that was unintelligible.
I don't mean to do an incredibly accurate impression of Madame Helena Blavatsky.
As she said, all systems of religious mysticisms are based upon numerals.
And much more accurately, Carl Jung said,
Numbers are not concepts consciously invented by men for purposes of calculation.
They are spontaneous and autonomous products of the unconscious.
So we're going to see over the course of this episode just how true both of those statements
really are.
So besides the obvious imagery of the Twin Towers appearing as two large number ones
in the sky, gigantic number ones, if you'll remember the first plane to hit was American
Airlines Flight 11, or AA-11.
Now you're saying that number 11 has a lot of psychic resonance, according to Crowley
and to everybody, but there's two opposite ones, where one is that 11 is the most evil
number of all time, and then Crowley believes that the number 11 is the number of all magic.
So William Wynne Wescott, co-founder of the Golden Dawn and Supreme Nages of the Societist
Rosa Cruciana in America, said about the number 11.
This seems to have been the type of number with an evil reputation among all peoples.
11 is the essence of all that is sinful, harmful, and imperfect.
Yes, cool.
My girlfriend is 300 pounds, and I love her because I can dump a big cup on her.
I'd love to watch her squiggle and shine in the night.
Oh, I seem to have left my symbolic dagger in my Dodge Dart.
So the other founder of the Golden Dawn was the man who regarded the number 11 highest
among all, Alistair Crowley.
Crowley said,
The number of magic itself, and therefore suitable to all types of operation, the sacred number
is par excellence of the new Aon.
My number is 11, as all their numbers, who are of us.
Now bring that cock closer to me, I am tired of standing.
Alistair did get a lot of cock, but why 11?
Is it just arbitrarily chosen?
My understanding is that it is a, I'm not really sure about numerology, but it seems
like it's the idea of the kind of, when they talk about archetypes, when union archetypes
and like the ideas that have gone back since the beginning of existence, that these numbers
have always meant certain things, that they existed as concepts outside of the numbers
for a long time, and we created the concept of numbers on top of them in order to sort
of collect the symbolism to use them towards ritual and to use them towards our daily
life.
And so the idea is that these energies always were out there.
We just put a name to them, and that the one, because it's about like number one, is like
the most powerful, unified, it's a thing about clarity and subtlety, and then there's a symbolism
about having one and one next to each other, about the idea of two complete purposes next
to each other, and how that becomes like confusing and intense, and like basically it's being
too real to be met.
The number eleven has been considered evil all the way back to Jewish mysticism to Kabbalist
thought.
And as Carl Jung said, you know all of these numbers, they are a collective unconsciousness
type of thing, is that yes they are, there is a numerological counting, one two three
four five aspect to them, but there is also a collective unconscious shared knowledge
about these numbers, and that you can have two different cultures that operate separate
from each other, but both of them see the number eleven in their mystic rituals or the
mystic beliefs as evil, both at the same time.
My question though is do you think that this is going to work across universes in our multiverse
Marcus?
Well the multiverse, if you start getting into M theory, exactly, and we start talking
about you know anthropic principle, talking about, we've got a nerd alert, we've got a
nerd alert.
Well Henry, if you talk about the infinite universes theories that there are some universes
in which it, yes it does cross over, but other universes in which it does not.
Some people use hamburgers to count, that's the only way you should teach a child to count.
Back to 9-11, we now have three sets of elevens, the towers, the flight, and the date.
And that's another thing about ritual or about numerology and pairing and all that and numbers
is that three is the highest level of numerological magic that you can have.
Like seven seven seven, six six six, for example.
Hail Satan.
Hail Satan.
That's a good one, that's a cool one.
The three elevens is a bad one, cause it's three elevens and they're all bad.
And the idea again, remember the concept here is that this was put in place by an Illuminati
type organization that has been around since 1776.
The 9-11 is an end game from the beginning of America, so remember that.
This is not, this is not even, we could make this podcast today, today's episode, we could
make this episode 240 years long, if we wanted to.
So when these three sets of eleven came together, the 9-11 mega ritual began and the repeated
use of the number eleven declared to all those in the know the true nature of this event.
Now physically.
Cause that's also very important.
Yes.
Cause there's both, right?
The idea is that it is a secret ritual and it is a thing that is used to hypnotize America
and also create this idea of, cause we're gonna find out is that Aleister Crowley did
believe in the New World Order, like specifically he said the ideal society is the strong over
the week, the maintenance of a patriarchal aristocracy ruling over a slave state and
the Darwinian killing of the unfit.
And so his idea is that his idea was this, the secret ritual was supposed to secretly
make the New World Order possibly happen, but also supposed to be highly obvious, so that
it's, there's something in the dissonance between the trickery and the trick being right
in front of you that's supposed to make you go that makes you wanna like read the TV guide
about Willem Grace every day and just be so excited this is a new Zac Efron fucking DJ
movie coming.
I am excited.
So, I just want to clear out, we're the prostitute cow.
Is that correct?
Dick Cheney's the farmer.
Dick, over.
The millions are the chicks, all right?
The Syrians are just, it's just one old dog out on a field tied to a post.
It's just, oh, there's somebody coming to me and then Dick Cheney's like, we're gonna
come and beg you, don't worry, but he's got a fucking bazooka in his hands.
Right.
He's like, yeah, surprise dog, I'm gonna even think about it.
It's a part of the fucking mega ritual.
It shoots the fucking missile, dogs just, now in 112 happens.
Right, shockingly accurate.
Yeah.
It really was.
So physically the Twin Towers besides being gigantic elevens also resembled the pillars
of Hermes which themselves memorialized the destruction of Atlantis, another once great
civilization that was laid low by disaster also possibly occupied if we
remember space Jews Martians that were ultra light seven feet tall people the
Lumerians we haven't even brought them into this fucking Marcus also Atlantis
had nuclear power in the year negative 25,000 and Aristotle was there and so was
the guys from quantum we had also he has been around also for close to 45,000
years that makes sense to me yeah so remember they resembled the pillars of
Hermes Hermes was known as the god of trade and commerce and was the patron
of roads and boundaries making the Twin Towers not only sacrificial mega alters
they were also a symbolic boundary between our world and that of the dead
and in addition to that Homer and Hesiod portrayed Hermes as the author of
skilled or deceptive acts and in the Iliad was said to be quote excellent in
all the tricks everyone I am excellent all the tricks oh you thought you were
going to work in your office today no you won't here it comes two planes are
coming explode your boss explode your secretary I
king of the trickery yeah so all of these things together God of Commerce
trickster God all these sorts of things it made Hermes a fitting psychopomp for
the 9-11 mega ritual darling can you explain what psychopomp means a
psychopomp is a person or entity that guides people towards the afterlife
whether it be to heaven but most likely to hell good fake answer that is a real
answer that's exactly what a psychopomp is
so I'm psychopomp as I just imagine Jeffrey Dahmer with like a Peter Pan hat on with a big like this big severed cock
clicking his heels everywhere he goes it's a hell of a name I'm gonna say that
I'd love to be a psychopomp you're a psychopomp because we're shills Marcus
that's right I am this whole point is this whole podcast all 199 episodes of
it has been about fooling people into selling the government's work you know
this stop why what's that mr. Obama yes send me a agent that has a faded
Sandman tattoo that would be great Marcus parks yes he's the only one so let's
go from the number 11 Hermes all that sort to the number 175 now this is when
it gets really really interesting the next plane to hit the towers was
united 175 now concerning the number 175 Crowley said there are three main
methods of invoking any deity the first method consists of devotion to the
deity a perfect instruction exists and we bear 175 now bring that in gorge
flaccid horde you've got there because my mouth is empty and I have run out of
chewing gum so you said says the first method consists of devotion to that
deity invoking that deity the instruction exists in Libre 175 now who is
that deity that was being invoked with united 175 you may ask the answer lies
in Sarasota, Florida with president George W. Bush as he listened to a group
of african-american children why are you only african-american children did the
book 9-11 is mass ritual made sure to point that out yes it made sure to point
that out but hey man you know while meet we may be PC here last podcast on the
left do you think the occultists care about that at all yeah no last podcast
and left is way down with the women's live movement we like seeing I'm glad
week that women can vote we're glad the blacks can vote yeah let me run down
real quick like so this is to sort of make sense of the ritual right
spade is you have a flight with the number 11 on it which makes the 9-11
trifecta hit one tower right which knocks one side of the pillar down between
the two pillars right one flight 175 knocks the other pillar down right the
pillars of Hermes we're supposed to also stand about the idea is that they were
guarding what is in between the gap which is the mouth between the land of the
living and the dead so the idea is that you're collapsing the gate between the
it's that's the symbology so the game that was actually as important as the
gap between the towers you're crashing it down in order to bring all a flood of
organ energy into our reality in order to harm us it to both fool America to
believe in the new world order and also give us the ability to go into a
forever war extra terrorism forever in order to also again fund the new world
order yes got that all I know is at this point we're the prostitute cow I'm
fully on board with that so yes not only as Henry says you know the pillars of
Hermes they were being taken down releasing that organ energy but it
wasn't just it in New York City that this ritual was being performed of course
the deity needed to be invoked who was charged with invoking that deity that
would be George W. Bush in Sarasota Florida being read the infamous story
the pet goat yes now remember Crowley said a perfect instruction exists in
Libre 175 what does Libre 175 which shares its number with United Flight 175
say it says I read this book that I may study the nature of my deity I read this
book that I may study the nature of my deity now who was the deity that Alistair
Crowley worshipped or at least revered Engelbert Humperdink
no Satan aka Baphomet aka the goat of Mendez heavy metal riff in there
Baphomet is a goat-headed deity with both male and female characteristics who
has Mercury's catechus as its phallic symbol the catechus is you know the
little doctor thing with that that swirls around has the snakes on it yeah
yeah it has that as its phallic symbol and by the way Mercury is a Roman version
of Hermes boom boom boom also but again this is where Stephen King Bain really
fucks up the idea of Baphomet is again we are step aside away from the truth for
a second and talk about something that's actually real is that Baphomet is not an
evil entity it's about unity it's about the male and the female blah blah blah
these fuckers always take it and try to use it and say it's evil because it
looks badass it's got hooves it does it has hooves it's got horns it's got the
goat head it's got everything that we've been taught over the last 2000 years
we've been taught should be evil with Jesus for sandals so once again let's
get back to the truth once again Crowley said in Libre 175 I read this book that
I may study the nature of my deity the book that was being read as united 175
crashed into the south tower was the pet goat now while it may appear to the
layman that the story is an innocent children's tale about a girl a goat and
her father closer inspection reveals that the story is actually an allegory
for the acceptance of the Luciferian doctrine you got to check yourself for
you fucking wreck yourself because no children's book is about the fucking
it's not about it's saying goodnight to the moon it's not about giving a mouse a
cookie it's always about the Luciferian doctrine what about the Bernstein Bears
no that is about how we're living an alternative universe and there's
there there something happened in 1989 that made the indigo children super
important for some reason and the Jews
Amelia Badelia was a very good children's book as well that taught me how
to clean my room things like that of course so we're gonna we're gonna go
ahead and read the pet goat because I doubt any of you have ever actually heard
the pet goat it's a very short story yeah it's very short we're gonna read here
we go the pet goat part one a girl got a pet goat she liked to go running with
her pet goat she played with her pet goat in her house she played with her
pet goat in her fucking yard the goat did some things that made the girl's dad
really mad the goat ate things he ate cans and he ate canes he ate pans and he
ate canes he even ate capes and caps one day her dad said that goat must go he
eats too many things the girl said dad if you let the goat stay with us I will
see that he stops eating all those things her dad said we will try it so the
goat stayed when the girl made him stop eating cans and canes and caps and
capes because there's many caps and capes around this house it's just that
any caps and capes it's they have a graduation ceremony guard through
warehouse to right attached to them yeah they must but one day a car robber came
to the girl's house oh black man he saw a big red car near the house and said
well steal that car he ran to the car and started to open the door the girl in
the goat were playing in the backyard they did not see the car robber and now
the thrilling conclusion to the pet goat the pet goat part two the goat stops
the robber I hope this car robber doesn't rape this girl in this goat
a girl had a pet goat her dad had a red car which was better fucking car a car
robber was gonna steal her dad's car the girl in her goat were playing in the
backyard now we've got all the recap done let's get to the meat of the story
almost like we didn't need part one just then the goat stopped playing he saw
the robber he bent his head down and started to run for the robber the robber
was bending over the seat of the car the goat hit him with his sharp horns the
car robber went flying the girl's dad ran out of the house he grabbed the robber
you tried to steal my car he yelled the girl said the goat stopped him yes her
dad said the goat saved my car the car robber said something hit me when I was
trying to steal that car the girl said my goat hit you that's the whole hug the
goat her dad said that don't can stay with us and he can eat all the cans and
cats and capes he wants the girl smiled her goat smiled her dad smiled the car
robber did not smile he said I am sword that now you'll notice that the father
who starts off critical of the goat and its practices eventually comes to not
only accept the goats bad behavior but actually encourages it after the goat
saves the family car in other words the story the pet goat is a tacit
endorsement of the Luciferian doctrine I think you've now got your answer as to
why Bush waited until the end of the story to leave I actually think he was
really invested I think you really wanted to figure out what happened at the
end and then it turns out the car robber was sore no no no no no Ben see the
satanic high priest couldn't leave his black mass until the instructions given
in Libre 175 were completed remember I read this book that I may study the
nature of my duty thank you Cleveland that's how he ended all press conferences
so let's stay in Sarasota for just a second here now as we already know Bush
was reading the book in Sarasota Florida perhaps not coincidentally Sarasota was
the summer home of what the Ringling Brothers Circus and had been since 1919
it had been settled by seven Ringling Brothers who once again perhaps not
coincidentally all Freemasons fucking smoking gun also you're gonna remember
so one thing that Stephen King bang like to do is describe the terrorists going
into the towers as the flying circus of death as we call it in terms of like the
pageantry involved he has fun so this is him saying that 1968 the Ringling
Brothers opened the Ringling Brothers in Barnum and Bailey Clown College in
Sarasota where Bush was reading the story where CA recruits were reportedly
sent to learn sleight of hand interesting so direct quote for the most
dangerous book in the world through inverted speech illogical actions
mimicry of spirits and animals and ludicrous acrobatic stunts clowns
perform functions attributed to tricksters such as Hermes and Satan in
mythology blurring boundaries toying with social and sexual rules and mixing
the obscene with the sacred they should have done some loop-de-loops then or
something made it a little bit more exciting of an event with the promise
is that when nobody knows is that the actually they said there was only 15
hijackers over four planes blah blah but actually there was over 90 hijackers
before planes but the idea is that they were all just as tons and they could
really pack in there so those doors of those planes could have just opened
those terrorists would have just come spilling out yeah yeah man it's more
more more terrifying than I could ever imagine the idea that clowns did it
now Sarasota is also known as terror land as is described by controversial
author Daniel hopsicker now in terror land that is where CI agents actually
allegedly trained the 9-11 hijackers Sarasota is only two hours away from the
Everglades where another secret training facility is located could it be could
it possibly be Benjamin mm-hmm that terror land is affiliated with the hand
of death I'm gonna say yes just to move on yes it must be there's no way that
it's not it's gotta be you know they're saying
that we can go up in the plane ourselves they tend that we just get a
knife and then we can stay we can stay have a stable flight attendants and then
fly the plane to the World Street Center what do you think about that hey well can
I write my retarded cousin in that place well you never know there's a lot of
room in there yeah that's it nobody really knows is that 9-11 was actually
supposed to happen September 11th 1983 but they put Henry Lee Lucas an
autist tool in charge of it and the whole thing just fell apart oh isn't that
facts another solid last podcast in the left fact take that to your history
teacher you know I will say that to you I'm gonna say that today I'm done class if
you get if you can listen to this while you're in any form of class tell your
teacher that it should have happened in 1993 piloted by Henry Lee Lucas and say
that that is true and then watch how fast you get kicked out of class and know
that for a fact that they are a part of the fucking system man yeah because
that's definitely true if you ever get any sort of pushback whatsoever for your
conspiracy theories that means that you're telling the truth you know and
there's a war on Christians so so let's go now to the number 77 flight 77 now
besides the fact that flight 77 struck the Pentagon which sits on the 77th
meridian is 77 feet tall and has seven floors 77 brings us right back to Alistair
Crowley a Crowley's book 77 originally entitled the book of the goat holds the
most important phrase and thalamic thought and Thalema of course was
Crowley's what would you call it system of magic would that be the right term
for it Henry that was his religious that was his religion yeah his his religion
yeah okay and this what is in book 77 is what could be considered to be the
general attitude of those who perpetrated the entire mega ritual do
without wilt is the whole of the law of course they'll do without wilt is the
whole of the law okay in thalamic thought that means you can do whatever you
want damn any consequence any sort of ripples that it might have outside of
yourself all that matters is you and what you want all right so it's pretty
much that these people who do all this stuff they don't care that they killed
2,997 people or is it 96 they don't care that they kill that many people they
don't care about the consequences of it of it killing 1.5 million Iraqis
afterwards and you see the shape of the pentagram of course forms the center of
a pentagram long and important occult symbol so the crashing of 77 do without
wilt is the whole of the law into the Pentagon a symbol used to summon demons
or even the devil himself could be seen as a lock and key to open the gates of
hell itself all right and did it do it dog meat better fucking bet you better
bet all your dog treats that it did you're the best so now let's get to
flight 93 now the number 93 is very important in Crowley's thalamic order now
once again the phrase do is thou wilt is the whole of the law comes back as well
as the phrase love is the law love under will the two key words here are will
and love it's a part of where you're gonna see we're gonna we need to do a
whole episode of the flame on all stuff but there there is definitely this is
Stephen King Baines twisting the concept of do as thou wilt is the whole of the
law because love is a law loving or well it's supposed to then reverberate back
with the idea is that you're supposed to do everything with the guides of love
and if it's all about one big organism and treat people as you would treat
yourself it's not treat people it's it's not treat people as you treat
yourself is treat people as they would treat you it's this whole thing where
it's actually can be sort of nice it can be nice so I'm just gonna put that in
there as well so I should give everybody three bagels a day that right
and a half pound of low-fat scallion cream cheese because I'm on a diet well
this the thalamic philosophy it's a like a lot of these there it's a very
optimistic philosophy because if you treat everyone how they would treat you
if we all treat if we all follow this then we will all treat each other
fantastically so I should just go around it's a lot about assets yeah yeah yeah
utopia that utopia is all power-bottoming oh yeah yeah my brother's a
power-bottom he taught me all about it over some margaritas a couple of
Christmases ago can't every Christmas another kissal Christmas just another
kissal Christmas can't forget it but it's out now it's almost Christmas time
kissles house yep time to get your power-bottom on so the words will and love
in Greek are thalema and agape now the numerical value of these numbers if we
use the Greek practice of isopsethy adds up to 93 93 is also the standard
greeting of crawlyites making the crashing of 93 a big hey how are you to
all the followers of the lame out there hey how are you Marcus that's the term
yeah hey how are you hey this is a big ol hey how are you hey how you doing it
kind of what right a lot of this stuff was a gigantic greeting to all the
crawlyites to say this is a gigantic Crowley and ritual this is our moment
enjoy I remember that when W was talking on top of the rubble and he was like hey
how are you well he did everybody do it tonight
how's everybody doing tonight's everybody feeling good everybody having
drinks to your bartender right I'll be here for the next eight years now thanks
man that's true so in addition to all of that remember united 93 crashed down in
shanksville Pennsylvania remember that crashed down there the name of the field
director of the FBI that had jurisdiction over the area where united 93
crashed the world's laziest man Bill Crowley yeah dude it is Crowley's
fucking Alistair Crowley's lame cousin from Delaware absolutely I don't mean
your aunt we're talking it just feels like you know maybe you could settle
around get like a job or something I gotta open it over at the counter you
know just like but how will I release a loss throughout the use of my shit
covered desert fuck I don't know it's just a mean your aunt up we were still
talking about it even though you answered that way we're still talking
about that into the account for what a job this guy has he's a he's FBI director
in charge of the fields in shanksville no no print Pittsburgh he was out of
Pittsburgh Pennsylvania but the field was in his jurisdiction I see yeah he
didn't have an FBI directors for fields hey man nepotism I have no idea they're
putting you know of all the fields in America why does it have to happen in
my favorite field oh my god also what's really interesting that Stephen King
Bain points out is that shanksville is also what you could have been called
because the terrorists attack the flight attendants and pilots with shaves
shanks or the box cutters you know shanks and prisoners he said he could
have said he literally said in the book that you could view that the inside of
the planes was sort of like shanksville because of how many times people were
getting shanked in there so that was a joke that's a joke I think that was him
making it well it's not Stephen King Bain's joke he said that a key component
of the occultist is dark humor yeah he's like he's saying like they must think
that is so hilarious don't they oh I see so they're kind of being punny with it
too that's a hey how are you and they followed it up with a good pun you know
what is really interesting too but it should the way he paints you know he
says how I imagine it's a lot of like hardy evil chuckling while you're
sitting like drinking snifters of sherry like in a weird old British house
so now let's talk about Korean Airlines flight 85 now you might be asking
what the fuck is Korean Airlines flight 85 what does that have to do with
anything can I ask that what the fuck with Korean flight 85 what does that have
to do with anything now flight 85 was one of the flights in the air on the way
to New York City when the planes hit it was directed to land at White Horse
International Airport in the Yukon this is where one mr. Ozzy Osborne comes into
play whoa Sharon Sharon where are my pills that Sharon where am I look at them supposed to be a bottle
911 that's not Crowley mr. Crowley I'm the only thing that works on him anymore
you remember cuz the idea is that they weren't they supposed to do the thing
like flight 85 was supposed to ping the the code for being hijacked yeah it went
out there it was pinging the code for being hijacked it did not know why it
got it directed to do it and it was sent up to the fucking to the Yukon where it
supposed it was just was to sit there saying that it was being hijacked up in
middle Canada like some sort of weird distraction yeah the really weird stuff
but was it a weird distraction or was it one more Crowley and reference now
follow me here follow me here and all this by the way this is fucking I this
is all actually true this is a true coincidence it's very odd now Ozzy of
course formerly of the Ben Black Sabbaths in his 1980 hit mr. Crowley
saying mr. Crowley won't you ride my white horse white horse International
Airport now what was the name of the air traffic controller working at white
horse International Airport on September 11th 2001 what was it been
who what was the name was the name Ben Sharon Osborne Tim Crowley it's just one
of those things where if you if you have smoked an entire joint listening to the
show it really does get to a point because the more I read about it when I
was reading it because I was I was like I rolled I was like I need to get to the
mind space for this I fucking rolled a huge joint and sat and smoked it and
read this book on my fucking roof and I was like every time I was like damn
me every time Crowley popped up was like man hook and Crowley's head again that's
that's very true and you know Howard Stern the lawyer who killed Ann and
Nicole Smith I think Sharon Osborne is slowly killing Ozzy Osborne just want
to make that clear want to throw it out there she's drugging him it's taking
slowly killing Ozzy Osborne it's been a fucking long ass process and what he
refuses to marry to die they've been married since like 1982 yeah yeah very
controversial can't trust anybody no you can't now in thanks and tribute to Ozzy
Osborne Ozzy was allowed along with Sharon to attend the 2002 White House
Correspondence dinner the first one after 2001 hosted by Drew Carey by the way
oh also presided over by George W. Bush and if you don't know what the White
House Correspondence dinner is it's pretty much a big roast of course and you
know what Drew Carey where is he from Cleveland and we've had a lot of
references to Cleveland we have in the yeah there's been five references to
Cleveland there have been there have been any references to Cleveland I think
you've been conditioned that every single time the words 9-11 are said you
just hear the word Cleveland I swear to God it's like no our heads in the name
of the victims of Cleveland now of course everyone gets in on the roast and
fun on the White House Correspondence there even George W. Bush who by the way
not bad as far as delivery goes if one of if the presidents were only judged by
the Correspondence dinner he'd be the best president ever he really would
Obama kind of crushes it Obama's particularly very good at it because I
mean you know there's I think that one of his like lizard dudes that are
controlling him from up top like near as serious as just be like also was one of
the guys who did George Carlin he's just really good he's like I've got the
timing down I'm making this unifierious puppet of ours quite charming and
hilarious now let's hear George W. Bush's joke about Ozzy Osbourne and by
the way Ozzy was the very first person that George W. Bush made a joke about in
during the White House Correspondence dinner let's hear it
thinking about Ozzy is he's made a lot of big hit recordings party with the
animals Sabbath bloody Sabbath face-in-hell black skies and blood bath
in paradise Jesus Ozzy mom loves your stuff and then Ozzy starts kissing at
George W. Bush he starts kissing right he starts doing the worship sign we're
not worthy we're not worthy and then he bites the head off a bat and he drains
the blood into Dick Cheney's mouth they didn't show that on C-span yeah I know
it's C-span they can't they're gonna turn away right so Korean Airlines flight 85
also relates to something called the opening of the mouth ceremony which
involves the number 85 the Hebrew word and mummies but that one's just a little
bit too complicated okay so we're not gonna yeah it's about the idea of like
it they would sit around with the mommy and like oh literally open its mouth
back and forth and be like the other guy was like we seriously fucking great
card you're fucking really creeping me out when you do the shit with the mommy
mouth bro you don't even need to creep it out man you're creeping me out and he's
just like dude you got to even be mad about that because if we make the mommy
come to life and for real dude that will be super fucking creepy this is like I
know but I can't handle it I can't keep my shit through here when you're like he's
Egyptians yeah you bring a mommy to life Brendan Frasier's got to go kill it so
hang out with him that's the question although about the word pay that I just
mentioned pay pay we will pay PEH pay pay pay pay pay pay we could do this all
day we will say that the word pay is connected by the hermetic order of the
golden dawn which Alistair Crowley co-founded they connected to the tower
tarot card which symbolizes the destruction of old structures and is
also variously referred to as the devil's house the house of the damned
inferno or simply hell and another aside concerning the tarot the famous
falling man photo of course we've all seen it you know the guy that's a kind of
guy is let one leg straight down one leg a little bent is eerily similar to the
hanged man tarot card which can represent giving in to destiny and
surrendering surrendering control to outside forces now this is all good
ways to really harass people at a crystal store if you want to really get
if you wanted the only way to get thrown out of a crystal store is to go in and
start on this talk about 9-eleven s connected to the tarot deck yeah and
even then they just politely ask you to go but they do it with such heart and
tears in your in their eyes that you have to leave yeah there's one over a
piece of hematite and then just like alright if you could just the forces away
with you forces away with you there's nothing like making a mystic sad it
really breaks your heart interestingly enough the man pictured in the falling
man photo was the brother of the sailor in the village people who received their
Hollywood Walk of Fame star on September 12 2008 seven years to the day after
the falling man photo first appeared in newspapers okay I would say of all the
stuff we've said that's the most that's the most dubious like version dubious
dubious fat dubious it's like six degrees of Baphomet
so now let's talk about finally the symbology of 9-eleven now Henry of
course like really push it on the first and second episode the brand of 9-eleven
you you say 9-eleven immediately it conjures up feelings it conjures up
thoughts it conjures up memories the brand of 9-eleven itself has become
synonymous with terror but for the 30 years prior to 9-eleven here in America
9-1-1 had been the universal code for help is on the way call 9-1-1 we have
something bad happen call 9-1-1 someone's gonna come to save us or at
least there is the illusion of someone coming to save us now the sudden
reversal of meaning which is a tactic that occultists often use was designed
to create an additional level of fear in the hearts and minds of the American
public because you see now the numbers 9-1-1 no longer mean help in our minds
it now means helplessness right it's a it's a heel face turn that they have to
pull off in WWE and the greatest I heal to face turn ever summer slam
Bret Hart versus Stone Cold Steve Austin when Stone Cold refused to tap out
he just bled from his forehead and passed out so this is really what they
did and it was a perfect switch yeah yes 9-11 is just like the wife beater
Stone Cold Steve Austin he's not a wife beater and he is a wife we did you where
did you hear that sir where did you hear the what's type in Stone Cold Steve
Austin wife oh you can type in anything Austin wife beater yeah you know
actually yeah okay yeah Henry I'm gonna go ahead and put in a Stone Cold Steve
Austin wife beater just wait a second
but a man who comes out to music like that beat his wife yes oh when the Texas
rattlesnake beat his wife yes okay we don't need to defame mr. Stone Cold so
Alistair Crowley he considered the number nine to be the most evil number
that there is it means the earth under evil influences now combined with the
number 11 which we mentioned early earlier that Crowley considered the most
powerful number in magic with a K itself 9-11 could be seen to mean the most
evil and powerful magic that there is so every time we say or hear the phrase
9-11 we are unwittingly participating in the gigantic occult mega ritual
repeating the phrase evil magic and numerological form over and over again
continuing to feed the power of the matter mega ritual released on that day
and that's why I took 9-11 and I made a Cleveland so every time you want to say
9-11 from now on choose a different name we can call it the Cleveland incident
I think that's a good one another thing to maybe say is something along the lines
of like every time you want to say 9-11 say strawberry cheesecake right right
right fill it with good yeah something special yeah all right so the most
dangerous book in the world it's not that long but let's just say it's a bit
dense there's a lot of different things to talk about in the most dangerous book
in the world there's a lot of connections and here is a list a short list
actually a fairly long list of connections that I refuse to explain I
really try to get through this book I really tried I got this I read a bunch
of it I was making a bunch of notes I was doing a bunch of stuff and then as
soon as it got to I'll tell you I'll show you where I blanked out all right
well and I will say after you get about 16 chapters in every time you go to the
next chapter I I let out an audible sigh okay all right let's get into this
all right so let's go through a list building 7 was a Euclidean freemasonic
symbol of 47 floors also Anton Levetrapazoids you see in astrological
connections they are insane they are insane but they are also very compelling
which I would recommend reading the book just for that alone serious the dog
star and the dog named serious that was killed on the day I have I have a poem
written about serious but the dog and because it's all connection about how
there's a long thing about how like serious is really the star that is the
worshipful demon star which is also possibly the reptilian home for the
people that started the Luminati that helped the whole mega ritual even
again I'm just not I can't physically read it anymore I can't do it anymore the
towers of sacrificial mega alters the Statue of Liberty is the devil witness
which is true because it's based off of a statue an ancient statue of Lucifer as
the lightbringer with light come halo of light around its head holding a lamp
torch a torch of honesty and clarity so that's a part of it that bitch is
watching the fucking 9-11 happened and the Statue of Liberty come to life like
in Ghostbusters 2 and do anything about it nope no it did not didn't even kill
a marshmallow person also the guy that designed the Statue of Liberty free
mason all right all of lower Manhattan is a gigantic ritual occult
ceremonial center complete with an unfinished pyramid a stepped pyramid a
square pyramid and a dome the Millennium Hotel in lower Manhattan is an homage to
the monolith of 2001 a space odyssey which is based on an earlier story
Arthur C. Clark wrote called the monolith in which the monolith was built stand witness to the
monumental act of evil fucking magic mm-hmm let's go to them yes I don't think so
the skull and bones society which will actually probably do a whole episode on
skull and bones some what sometime in the future got to Venus 77 there's a
number again yeah and and also the Venus 77 in order to talk about Venus 77 we'd
also have to explain the astrological connections there's the face of Aramon
which was the evil face that people were sending around the chain email like
look at the face and the smoke supposedly that was the face of an evil
deity named Aramon and as SK Bain says even if it was photoshopped in there was
still somebody out there thinking of Aramon no I mean that's just somebody
who's always thinking Aramon Tim in fucking accounting who got photoshop
c67 on his fucking computer is just having a great time with it there's the
flight numbers is Crowley and sigils but that's self-explanatory yeah yeah yeah but I want to take the last one if I can yeah sure
there is the Illuminati of course the gigantic Illuminati connections we'd
have to really bring the whole thing in and yeah Ben you take the last yeah I
just love this whole sentence Theodore Olson the lawyer who represented Bush
in the 2000 election debacle was rewarded a supporting role in the mega
ritual for his service and getting Bush into office by sacrificing his wife yeah
take my wife please she was on 77 because she was a Washington she was
going out to California to be a guest on politically incorrect with Bill Maher
so Theodore will Olson lost his wife yeah and also what they say and also it
was his birthday oh what a day September 11 was his birthday and he used it they
used it for magic juice yeah and but some people say that Barbara Olson his
wife some say that Barbara actually never died that she was because Barbara was
the one that called Theodore she's the reason why we know that they have box
cutters right yeah why we know specifically that they were box cutters
some say because of course Barbara was his third wife and he has since
remarried but some say the two women look pretty similar some say that Barbara
did never actually died that she actually got plastic surgery and became
Theodore's fourth wife and of course SK Bain loves every time he mentions that
he always say like third or is it fourth oh who's counting I'll put it this way
this is the type of this is the conversation that you get into if you
hang out at a convenience store with the with the clerk until like seven in the
morning like if you've been hanging out with a convenience store clerk for four
and eight hours while he's on a fucking workbender yeah this is where your
conversation will always end up now I'll tell you this I have hung out at
convenience stores before with convenience store workers it's just all
about their divorce it's just it's always about their divorce how much they
love their kids and but they ain't seen him in a long time but all I love them
kids I do everything for them but I ain't seen him for a long time he asked
him what they've been doing like oh I've been drunk but they do everything for
them like a good old-fashioned Texas rattlesnake a lot of trucker speed and
of course all this stuff we're going through all this shit even SK Bain in
the last chapter chapter 28 this is what he said there is most likely a cult
significance tied to the twin pillars of light that would be the memorial that we
do every year in New York or every year here in New York as well as to the
9-11 memorial itself but at this point I don't care so even the author of the
book by the end of the book becomes completely apathetic even he has a
sigh when he's writing it's like oh god okay fine fine does anyone else feel a
gigantic weight off their chest now that 9-11 is oh my god I still have to edit
the whole thing but you know what I don't have to talk about it anymore
all right well it is distance us from our loved ones I've been feeling really
good I've got new love strength in my life but it's not it's fucking with the
dates yeah I'll say that oh yeah it sure as hell is the only reason why my
ad-ration shape came back in the fall because this has to do with tarot cards
my girlfriend's a big tarot card person that's how I brought the love into it
well I'm happy you guys are doing well all right so that is the end of the three
part yet another big kissle in sincere sincere moment no I know that's great
you guys are doing very good for yourselves that's wonderful but this is
definitely this I feel like this is there there was truth to this yeah I
believe in the ritual I believe in you know of course there have been psychological
operations happening inside American soil done by our own government for years
now they did we do know that they let 9-11 happen yeah I mean we know they let
9-11 happen and there is definitely something to be said about reverberations
and the collective experience I actually kind of have a belief I'm starting to
believe that there are like there's the secret op government like there's a
guys that are doing like kind of the builder group and a lot of people have
a lot of plans about like international water supplies and controlling
populations and wanting corporations to run the world and stuff like that and I
think these are just businessmen but I do believe there's like 15 guys that like
hang out with anyone these board meetings they're like and then when can
the occult's ritual begin and those have to be like okay you know like we we're
happy that you're here mr. dark storm we're happy for your billions of
dollars but this is not we're actually not doing that and so they have to do is
like every once in a while be like okay dark storms come into the breakfast
meeting so just put out a couple of black candles just tell them if someone you
got that goat mask from last week right and get that naked girl in here and
have her stand over there okay because he just will not shut up until we start
burning some incense yeah I mean that's the Catholic Church just described what
the Pope's do what the Pope does with all of his bishops every week the
problem is always some guy who wants to turn it evil oh they're like guys this
is about money all right all right we're not evil this is about money yeah but
they need mr. dark stars money so they have to humor them they have to put in
these little things like okay yes like yes let us bring mr. Crowley into this
ritual and so they're like okay let's okay fucking search all of the United
States and Canada fuck it try to find an air traffic controller named Crowley
there's got to be one there has to be one in some fucking congressional
intern finds Tim Crowley at White Horse International Airport and they're like
okay mr. dark star we landed a plane there are you fucking happy now they
just changed the name of the numbers of the flights and I mean they just go in
and they like you know control delete they just go and just be like all right
now it's fucking 93 and 175 so we're gonna do it and he's just like all right
licking his fingers together be like yes
so mr. dark star did it whoever the hell that is and we're all prostitute cows
ready to start at least the prostitute cows are getting milked the rest the cows
lit and turn into delicious steaks for the men at the large table and John love
a good meatball thank you guys so much for listening to this three-parter yeah
thanks for an amazing roller coaster ride of emotions and a journey that's how
I would describe it now I'm all right I'm tired yeah I'm exhausted yeah all right
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