Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 192: Hollow Earth

Episode Date: September 18, 2015

In a continuation of our Hollow Series, we're covering everything you would ever want to know about the phenomenon of the Hollow Earth, from the Secret Diaries of Admiral Richard Byrd to the Vrill-ya, the subterranean race of Aryans that the Nazis so fervently believed in.

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started And the asmr videos are horrible because it's just a woman going I'm rock hard. I love it. Wow. All right, welcome to the last podcast on the left everybody I am Ben Gissel in studio with me is Marcus Park and in a far far land away a far far far land Oh, I know land far away boom starting from the bottom now be here Starting from the bottom now. We're here in Antarctica starting from the bottom entry here. God. It's cold You know that I wish we did as I wish we left the metal helmets back in Germany because it's like I've got penguin shit

Just frozen to the side of my fucking helmet and I'm sick of being in Antarctica But you know, I just love that song by Drake. It's just too bad. We had to kill him in Auschwitz It's not something you should do to Drake Well, you don't think Drake wouldn't be the first one in line that they had put like regretfully a tear running down Yeah, man has his face as they just took a Drake and it's like I'm sorry. You're just you're just all the wrong mix You're all the wrong mix. I'm sorry Drake. All right, so we've had some fairly light episodes dealing with 9-11 So let's get to some serious stuff today because that's the thing is that it's just been Technically, it's been too real

But you know in the end it could have been even more real if we want to you guys even know we were at a 7 We could have taken it up to all the way to a 19 You guys wanted to be fucked up for the rest of your life We could have done that but we didn't we held back well We did play videos of towers collapsing as people screamed and cried. Yeah, that's what I'm saying We held back that was pretty intense. I thought but we could have played four or five Okay, we could have played all the ones that I forced myself to listen to but we didn't know we're moving on Think about how solid the bedrock of your relationship is now the testing it did

It's like when you test like when they when they take office chairs out and they get fat people to jump up and down I don't think they do that. I'm still Apologizing as of two days ago. I'll Hitler that is just great news. Okay, so we can say we're talking about the hollow earth We are we're talking about the hollow earth a lot of the book research from today's episode This is a great book. It's called weird science and bizarre beliefs by Dr. Gregory L Reese it's kind of a this guy goes across the country and he covers a lot of the weird phenomenon that people in America believe in He goes through Bigfoot cave people cryptids It's a really fun book and I would absolutely recommend getting we all agree cave people existed, right? Definitely, okay?

Yeah, but did they live in caves more like? Those aren't words See that's all you have to do to be conspiracy theorists You just have to sort of insinuate and then you let other people fill it out. Oh, I see Yeah, because I had them like living in some bizarre coconut home Yeah, the tail out make the tail more interesting the hollow earth theory I think is It's very interesting

It's cuz along lines of hollow moon where in order to believe that the earth is truly hollow You have to either be from the 1800s or deeply deeply upset about being fired from Burger King and are now getting a crossbow to go back to the Burger King You know what I mean? Cuz you're like y'all been hot and fries in the goddamn center of the earth and just starting being like And you know and like people just you know, and then you canisha just got two arrows sticking out of her tits Beautiful woman though. I love it lover didn't deserve a single bit of it and Burger King does have some killer fries

They do they read they redid the recipe So let us actually start in the 1800s with John Cleave Cymus Jr. Is it Cymus or is it Sims? I think it's whatever you want it to be Henry. He's from 1818 I think he's and then you probably would pronounce it John Cleave a sims junior John Cleave he was from st. Louis, Missouri, and he began his hollow earth career in 1818 by sending out a press release to each notable foreign government reigning Prince Legislature City College and Philosophical Society quite around the earth and here's what that press release said I declare the world is hollow and

Habitable within I pledge my life in support of this truth and my marriage and the end of any friendship I've ever had and I'm ready to explore the hollow if this world will support and aid me in this undertaking. I ask 100 brave companions well equipped to start from Siberia in the fall season That's the coldest worst time to start in Siberia with reindeer and slaves much like Santa Claus But if Santa Claus is a big fat loser, I engage we find a warm and rich land stocked with thrifty vegetables and animals if not men Good Lord I

Would go on that journey that sounds amazing so a quote-unquote novelized version of sims theory called Simzonia described the people in the earth's core as extremely attractive gentle vegetarians with beautiful white skin great intelligence and Little need for sleep so that kind of a so yeah, and they just have a lot It's like also the mustache wax flows naturally from the green mountain side and oh low low your latengo is present

I will say if you're somebody who identifies solely as a person who has great facial hair You got to get another hobby. I watched that show beard wars of sad guys. Oh sad guys What happens if you get gum stuck in there? We got a shave life's over. Yeah, it's all done So in this quote-unquote novelized version of the theory the thing that this is the fake version of the theory right no quote-unquote Novelized and we're gonna hear that mean why is it still why is it so quote-unquote novelized quote-unquote novelized? We're gonna hear that a lot in this story is that these people What they did is they did actually have some knowledge of the hollow earth

but certain people took certain artistic liberties with it or the people themselves put out these possibly true stories under the guise of fiction to To get into the world's Subconsciousness and much like in 9-11 if you know what to look for you're gonna know he's talking to you So you're talking about dirty soil pamphlets Handed out by men and stinky wool suits screaming about how the earth is hollow, right? And that these were the novelized things well ed just that he was just like I seem to have found this book and oh you

Will you will be quite standardized by the nature of what's going on inside of their ear. There's nude attractive men and God knows How many Papa John's will be there get excited three pamphlets? It's in a pamphlet. I mean you can't not trust a pamphlet. Oh, yeah, man According to a pamphlet I got in Times Square the other day the earth is going to end here in about a week No, that's great. Actually, it's gonna end the same day that heroes premieres on NBC Henry But if we visit because it before I hope it's not before 8 p.m. Cuz we need those meals to numbers in and actually What's really important is that if we get actually move the end of the earth to the 27th the plus three on the rating scale really helps us I'll make a pamphlet about it. I'll cancel out that pamphlet with my own pamphlet boom. That's how pamphlet Wars work

So in this quote-unquote novelized version Sim said that these people underneath the earth traveled through this cat these cavernous underground areas using airships powered by quote elastic gas and Claimed that the surface world that we inhabited was actually populated by the descendants of Exiled criminals from the hollow earth making our entire planet equivalent to Australia the rapists of Australia Yeah, I find that very um, I don't know why I find that insulting because Australia seems like it would be nice But it is the progeny of rapists, right Marcus. Well, not only that but it's also a nightmare land full of inhospitable

Terrain and animals that would just assume kill you as look at you some great seven foot tall chicken bird That can eviscerate your guts with just a swipe of its foot. We're supposed to live there It's a beautiful place, you know boomerang. That's something you throw when it comes back to you So you can imagine how fun that weapon is it's like the boomerang is literally the example of if you've loved something let it go Right, they come loves you. It'll come back. You've been having sex with a boomerang Can't just come on all the boomerang. It's not a wife. That's why I'm all scraped at the top of my shift Yeah, um, I also what I should have did this as a caveat Uh, at the very beginning of the show. Yeah, um, if you are not

Red eyeballed stone right now, you're not gonna find this show half as Fascinating as it should be this whole show is sort of like every one of these theories reminds me of like the cartoon version of the little prince You know I mean where it's a little like Kind of trippy where it's like it's like when you see like nude French boys with no pubes like dealing with like pink aliens and stuff like that It's that kind of trippy. So what I would say is before you start like stop the show right now if you have not Smoked yet and just fucking a roll up Roll up a boy's leg worth of the finest Parisian Tumbleweed and fucking spark into your face because it's gonna get a lot tripier than this

Do not Google nude French pubeless boys talking with pink aliens. However, you will go to jail like Jared Fogel So the second well-known hollow earth believer didn't show up until decades later in 1869 speaking of the end of the world this guy Cyrus Teed He was a millennium dunes day preacher just like the people that we got at the end of the 20th century saying that the world was gonna end on You know January 1st 2000 Cyrus Teed was one of the guys that said it was gonna end on January 1st 1900 he claimed that he was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ Yeah, and he was possibly before our friend David he actually took the name of

Koresh, and he established a commune in Florida Oh, it's so nice in Florida because it's so dehumidity makes it so that my joints don't hurt and also, you know The moon is hollow how you got to see my grandson. He's a dentist 1869, Florida What would that have been like a lot like? 1997 Florida a bunch of people in tank tops all sunburned with random lotion on their noses Absolutely. Well, just Native Americans and Cubans hanging out. It's pretty fucking pretty fucking Randy down there Yeah, I bet it's fun down there and there's a bunch of snakes and stuff and you got natural swamps, and you got a bunch of stuff I got a bit some I mean it's real foreign to anywhere else you'd be in America

You know me because where's he from? Is he also from st. Louis, Missouri? Go why can you ride an alligator? Yeah, it's probably like look it's moan lizards So Teed believed that the earth was a hollow ball with humanity residing on the inside Okay, man inside all of us living on the concave surface rather than the convex i.e The inside of the spoon rather than the outside of the spoon Fucking believe that shit I think you fucking I think about it all the time and I'm like we're not We're on the outside of the fucking world man, and the fucking it's spinning, right?

Okay, think about it man the worst fucking spinning man. Why are we still on it, dude? Have you ever tried to fucking sit on a chair with your buddy fucking spinning on a man? He fall out of that shit. We're inside of this shit and fucking skies is the fucking picture, man Some dude came and painted it fucking Michael Sarah fucking painted it with a rolling pin No, no, no dude. I'm about to fucking blow your mind even further No, dude painted it on the sky the sky is not painted the sky exists for what happens is the sun the moon and the stars All live on the convex side That's the outer spoon of a smaller globe

Inside the hollow earth making the quote-unquote heavens the center of the quote-unquote universe so all of the universe is Is contained within a ball a smaller ball inside the ball of the earth that we live in right now It's actually more confusing than gravity It's more confusing than the truth. I'm just saying it's totally true, and it's what I've been saying a bus stops for years And I'm glad we finally reported it here on the show Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Cyrus teed he wrote in his pamphlet the cellular cosmogony in

1998 two years before he thought the world would end that to believe in the Convexity of the earth that would be the outer spoon theory of the earth was to deny God and all of his works deny God Deny God he wrote this in a pamphlet in the cellular cosmogony So his cellular cosmogony, which is a word that he fucking made up Right if you defy that the word that he made up in a pamphlet that he handed to you while you were probably busy doing other shit You're also dealing with four other hollow earth pamphlets at the time because it's 1880s He thought that you just denied the power of God himself Yes, he thought that to not believe in the concavity of earth that would be the

Inside spoon theory of earth and not to not believe because he believed that that ball in the center of the earth That was where the heavens lay that's where heaven was and to not Believe in that was to deny that God existed because if you denied where God existed Then you deny that God existed himself, and you know not a lot of people could read or write during the 1800s So technically this guy was smart Technically, yeah, that's a piece of a whole pamphlet. Yeah, most of these people were still like being like what are pants? I'm new to pants. Yeah They were wearing their hats on the feet 1880s crazy. They were crazy. Yeah, you know again

I'm just glad that we all live inside the earth and that Gay people are actually snakes with human skin on them and that our planet is totally fine And we're headed into a hot. It's more of a vacation zone. It's not global warming. It's becoming Hawaii everywhere Yeah, let's give the people of the 1800s a little bit of credit while many people Dismit Cyrus Teed's ideas out of hand It took a couple of decades for somebody to really take his ideas seriously There was one man in particular who took them to heart a one mister Adolf Hitler wait a second you mean Adolf the reasonable one Hitler

Believed that the earth was hollow That's crazy. Well, he he threw a lot of spaghetti at the wall to see what stuck, you know Yeah, yeah, I like about him is that he really just like he mixed it up. Mm-hmm, you know He was again like Michael Jordan It's like yes. Yes, when he couldn't jump from the free throw line anymore He made the fade away. You know, he started working fade away because he knew he had to be a champion Yeah, that was what Hitler did. That's when he would kill all the Jews. He did make a lot of fadeaways Expressed principality are fadeaways

Yeah, so Hitler what he did about Cyrus Teed's theory. He supposedly had his scientists calculate Exactly on the earth where one could look straight up with the telescope and see what the British Navy was up to On the opposite side of the earth No, can you imagine being the person who had the side having to listen to Hitler explain to you what he's doing? It's like you will make you will make a telescope. So if you look up into the mirror world of the sky and we'll see See on the other side, but the British people are doing cuz I know we live inside a golf ball This is a great idea we all agree great idea great we all ever done you you love it Sven, right thumbs up Sven, right? But that's the genius of Hitler he was so crazy he went with the hollow earth and then his next ideas of like

Why don't we attack the Russians like we can attack the rush? We can do that and that's the problem That's why Hitler lost because his super crazy ideas were over to his crazy ideas were overshadowed by his super crazy ideas So they just kind of gave him whatever he wanted as far as invading Russia in the winter. Yeah, yeah I can't wait to be I'm gonna if I'm ever a Hollywood star I will be doing the same exact tactic you come in with a really crazy idea I'm like, let's do a movie about toaster strudels and they have to like, you know You have like a big like sort of like movie deal with Warner Brothers and then they'd be like

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we can make a movie about About toaster strudels and then eventually be like actually I just want to make a story about a coming of age coming of age story about a boy with no feet And then two years later, boom, he's thanking his mother on the Oscars. I love it That's great But who's the boy with no feet? That's you know who it is Ben who it's you buddy. Oh my god I'm the and I am the jumpin coach that believed in you Future in the year 3075

We're just jumpin to sport because everybody's so fat Besides Cyrus teed and mr. Sims there were a few other hollow earth proponents throughout the years There was the 1800s and 1900s the 19th and 20th century. This is what we can call the Golden age of the hollow earth. There were a lot of people out there handing out pamphlets Shit happening in a late Phrenology things such as that they were still kind of believing in humors and medieval barbers and bleeding people out Right. Yeah, and all of these ignorant ideas that were made in the 1880s were essentially the things that planted the seed for what eventually become the Nazi party every One of these theories

Became like something that they could be like and then magical white people live there every single every hollow earth theory Involves magical white people living in the center of the earth and then Hitler had the idea and it's like instead of going and finding some magical Vite people what if Viva the magical white people? So what if the but mr. Hitler what if there was I mean, I don't want to step any toes But if what if we go there and they're already magical white people there, so we take them to the camps Anybody who's inside this earth is just an it's a hollow earth's Jew Some kind of cave Jew Well, that seems inappropriate

So the other guys, you know Willie this guy Willis George Emerson Emerson he wrote in 1908 a quote-unquote novel Quoting wasn't a novel. No, well, he was released as a novel So it's a novel it was not not not necessarily Upon true ideas the whole idea is that they're what they're doing is like secret societies have been doing from the very beginning What they try to do is say it's a quote on it has to be a quote-unquote novel because the idea is that true Secrets are bedded within the novel. Yeah in order to get it past the fucking government man

Yeah, that movie pure luck with Martin Short They predicted the bee the bees would begin to die really you remember when the bee stung Martin Short his face swolled up I do remember that public enemy number one the bee When they start to die in populations dying In thousands and millions at a time we won't care because we'll remember what they did to Danny Glover's friend Tell me a second Are you the only person on the pure luck Martin Short like community boards online all the web boards? Where you just complete these long two-page things about how pure luck with Martin Short

Predicted the bee shortage. I do have a pamphlet and I'd like to hand it out to you as soon as I see you next Henry All right, but after the show we need to talk about merging your pure luck yahoo group with my Clifford yahoo group Great we'll double our numbers. Okay, I think that's really important I have a whole yahoo group about toaster shuddles that I have been prepping. It's it's the beginning I think the seeds of a movie. It's a quote-unquote novel perfect So in this quote-unquote novel called the smoky God the smoky God told the story of Olaf Janssen who described this story to the author

While Olaf was 95 years old as the Swede laid on his deathbed for you see Olaf waited until he was 95 to tell his story in full Because for years every time he tried to tell the story of the smoky God They kept throwing him in the middle of the institution. Oh come on. Every time I try to tell my most insidious story of the inside Hallow Earth they try to take my literals Leave the man's later hoes and that's what they do if they put you in jail Sweden's they just take your liter hose and you don't go to a room You're just nude from the waist down. You're wearing your weird tunic thing

That's all the other they're only allowed to wear. Yeah, Sweden. That's the only clothes They're allowed to wear and they take their very stiff shorts from them. I Were later hosin as a child and I wore to school when I was eight years old one day And how did that work out good turns out not the cultural attire of the United States Because I could just see six foot five nine-year-old Yes, yeah Well, they were clean and tell about the afternoon I was from Germany So Janssen story

reported that he and his father sailed far north on a fishing expedition from Sweden until they suddenly came upon a Tropical climate where they were approached by a large ship filled with giants Singing and playing harps the giants took Olaf and his father over the curb of the earth's outer shell as the outside of the spoon and into the Hollow interior where they saw among other things great herds of elephants 100 feet long 85 feet high Olaf described the herd of elephants thusly there must have been five hundred of these thunder-froated

Monsters ends up relentlessly waving trunks Thunder-throated Monsters restlessly waving trunks. Yeah, between I just see this fucking the hugest naked swedish women Just big tube titties Just like yeah, I find it rude as he called us a herd of elephants. So for this next little tidbit We want to thank our new official last podcast science officer Megan Fierro root, okay?

We're also gonna give out her email And so from now on what we'd want to do is that if you have a single fucking problem with any of the science on last podcast on the Left, please address our new science officer Megan Fierro root. Is this technically a science episode? There's science in it. I thought it was every episode Everything is science Ben. Oh, okay everything got it and concerning the science behind the size of these creatures remember 100 feet long 85 feet high The science behind that is that earth's gravity Exists primarily on the surface of the planet you dig you get me I dig and there is

Substantially lower gravity in the subterranean levels of the planet once you get inside the planet right the deeper You get the lesser the gravity is especially if you are on the inside spoon Part of the planet. They're pulling out. They're pushing it one part's pulling out one part is pushing it It's about half the gravity of the surface. So is it like a salivator dolly type situation everyone's stretched out and kind of strange looking They get bigger. Yeah, they get bigger because they're allowed to grow bigger. You'd be seven foot two down there Hey, all right, I'd be six foot seven Henry would be the same size five days size because I would be king And I'll be living in a plastic gravity list ball All right, whenever it was like you are all my subjects. I am the king of the inner earthland and I call it news of brouskelant

So you get it right it makes all the sense in the world Completely true Technically, this is logical. Yeah, right? Yeah, you have no gravity then. Yeah, you would you would think it would expand You get taller many science fiction novels have told me this they talk about it at length and Hyperion in the fall of Hyperion So very good stuff. Yeah, Lucis, you know because people in gravity, but that's there's more gravity So they're more compact. Yeah, and they're stronger than that And also it's seven travelers going to beat and visit the Shrike and the Shrike could destroy all but one of the pilgrims And then he gives that program all the wishes, you know, I mean, and it's just many there's a big interconnected sort of computer

Hey, it's it's a big story. It's good book. Yeah. Yeah, usually science conversations don't involve pilgrims receiving wishes Usually there's like numbers and then someone's like we don't know but we're trying to figure it out There are numbers seven go one gets a wish Those are numbers Those are numbers and argue with that So while we will cover more of the modern science of the hollow earth because it doesn't end in 1908, you know, it doesn't in there. No, there's still people to this day that do believe Very vigorously believe that the moon that the earth is hollow including a one mr. Dallas Thompson

We'll cover mr. Dallas Thompson in a future bonus episode So those bonus episodes gonna start coming out here in a month or so once we start getting the subscription service going so watch out for that what we do have today is the testimony of a Hollow earth YouTube scientist right now in the year 2015 he released this in April been okay This is the modern-day pamphlet I'm gonna say that this whole this video is a documentary watch called hollow earth the biggest cover-up at you The hollow earth the biggest cover-up special edition special edition I'm sorry because it's true because the first one is only 45 minutes and this one's an hour seven minutes of

I would say what is the term? How would you say Marcus impenetrable nonsense? Guess for usual, I would say a probably Indecipherable gobbledygook might be more Accurate yes, again the man who made this video Play it All right, let's hear it Here we have a Rotating sphere water about 25 millimeters in diameter and inside this sphere are a whole bunch of little tiny air bubbles

And we will see what the angular acceleration due to rotation does to these air bubbles as a function of time What you are observing are the bubbles moving to the center axis of rotation as a function of time They will form this rather tightly packed a bubble core Now we're in these bubbles are kept from coalescing from a small amount of added surfactant to the water surfactant Here we have a rotating sphere filled with bubbles and tea leaves and as expected The bubbles go to the center and the tea leaves go to the outside edge Along with a few chunks of orange peel logic Very scientific, he's using the scientific method right you can see the bubble in it. There's a bubble on the screen

here we have a rotating sphere with bubbles and Chunks from breaking up a small vitamin tablet and the bubbles go to the center core But the vitamin chunks seem to stay in their location Dispersed through the sphere and from this we deduced that the vitamin chunks have a density near that of water Yeah an hour and seven minutes of this See that's what you call variables. I was using the scientific method here. He uses orange peels He uses crushed up vitamins. He has proved his point Ben. Well, I'm definitely getting convinced and I'm really

Envious of this man because truly if you love looking at bubbles you can never be bored He beat boredom Did it I by be making himself the most dull human that's ever right. Oh, yes, definitely had to do that Yeah, you just have to take your enjoyment of life down to about a zero Like anything then you just slap in two sugar packets together. Oh, yeah, we'll make you happy for an hour and a half Yeah, he would love solitary confinement. He's the only one that can actually put on a show he wouldn't enjoy So tell me did you what did you bring your own lunch to to work like I did I I always bring my own lunch to work and I've got I got a thermos in there

And it's got some water in it with some bubbles in it that have some vitamin tablets Looking forward to lunch What did you bring today? It took me 23 minutes to walk from my house to the train and then the train takes 42 minutes to get to the station next to the office and it takes about six minutes for me to walk from this station Where are you going? I? Just have I have no one the earth is hollow When I get down inside the earth that's where I will have friends our friends and also like the balls With orange peel and vitamin tablet in them

Well now I want to cry a little It's too real that was the most real thing too real has ever done Yeah, that was truly too real But you know yeah, but the sadness that we project on to these people in reality folks who are that sort of you know Type they really love their life and actually they're very mean people They're the ones who say the meanest things on Facebook and Twitter. Oh my god We've got one guy on Twitter that is a true hollow moon Enthusiast true believer. He is I mean he listens to every single episode multiple times

But goddamn does he hate us? Well, you know, they're our biggest fan These guys who do believe that's it is. They're not sad. They're mad They're hoping the hollow earth exists because then they can go They don't have to go to the office anymore They don't have to pretend to have a good time at the men again So when they're hanging out with their office mates when everybody gets Apple teenies on Fridays at 5 30. Oh, I love a good Apple Teenie, I bet you do um, but a lot of the people who believe the earth is hollow I've also seen a lot of them think the earth is flat. So how does that?

Well, if once we get to Dallas Thompson on the bonus episode we will see that Some believe that the entrance to the hollow earth that's up at the North Pole and at the South Pole But also a some some in Argentina. It is not actually a physical hole, but rather a dimensional portal. There's a lot of people who talk about that and also that the the Hollow earth points of both the poles are about how the earth is a living organism with its own Kundalini line And that the holes on the the poles of holes and poles are the two chakra points It's the head chakra and the root chakra Which is the asshole chakra. Yeah, and the asshole chakra is where all like that's the bigger one in Antarctica

The big old gaping one. Yeah, the aliens coming it out of but it's not really aliens It's sort of like an interdimensional fucking board or something like that. I think you again I have never smoked the amount of weed that I needed to to fully understand that theory The the buttholes a root chakra. Don't even think about it. I You'd never do you've never seen yoga videos. That's all I do If I want to learn about that kind of stuff. I just watch hours of just women stretching and tight pants. Mm-hmm Well, you can't see the root It's gonna look you watch the nude yoga videos. Oh, they're quite have you ever nude yoga videos. They're quite good

Oh, no, no, no, so possibly the most famous of all hollow earth Explorers was a one mr. Robert Bird of the US Navy Robert Bird, Jr. You know, he is actually a reasonably credible individual reasonably so He won a medal of honor, which you think would mean you're reasonable. It would make yeah in World War one Won a medal of honor. Yeah. Yeah, and he also aided Charles Lindbergh with his flight training although Although it must be noted

That Robert Bird, Jr. Was a A freemason, okay false flag. That's what I have to say. I'm just gonna say the term false flag. I Robert Bird is it's this is whole this whole story lines are interesting I'm gonna say this all the conspiracy theories that were attached to Robert Bird or nothing to do with Robert Bird and Happen after the fact they just have they just like said he's like he had a secret diary But he was like 97 years old like things like I don't believe in any thoughts. I believe in action They're like, no, no, no, you had a diary, mr. Bird. I'm a real bird You're mr. Bird now because your dick fell off, right?

Shut your fucking mouth and die a cancer, Robert. So in 1920 ever working in nursing home And never just don't don't be around the elderly. So in 1928 aided by Edzel Ford Henry Ford son, that's another little specious connection and John D. Rockefeller Jr. That's another Suspect connection, of course, it's all these inbred nepotism filled pieces of garbage Smart people have dumb children Aided by them along with

$400,000 and donations from the American public bird was able to establish the first base on Antarctica Called Little America and by the way $400,000 in 1928 money in 2015 money that is 5,580 2,175 44 cents Yeah, yeah, that's

Makes the deal. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's the kicker right there. That's the straw He could get a full brownstone in Brooklyn or that or create Little America in Antarctica. Yeah Yeah, basically Rockefeller sent them out over there because you know as we know He wanted them just to collect a bunch of fucking penguins so they could carve them up and make a bunch of fake pussies out of right Yeah, cuz John D. Rockefeller Eventually the the Rockefeller that was convicted of murder not too long ago Early investor in the flashlight because he was actually fulfilling a previous dream of his

Grandfather that was started with Little America in America. I gotta see you right now 2018 is trying to say the rape is gonna be a legal state. So what we got to do, alright? Yeah, I know every time I look at it, but even though any sort of thing walking whether it's a dog or a D or a woman, I want to fuck it So what we got to do is make something called a fake vagina. We gotta make a fake vagina So I can use it at my convenience, you know, I'm saying Start my breakfast about I'm drinking. I'm smoking a cigar at six o'clock in the morning So Admiral Bird after the establishment of Little America would make three more expeditions to the Antarctic

including participation in the mysterious operation high jump in 1946 now operation high jump Supposedly was to map the coastline of Antarctica and the interior and to test Equipment military equipment in subzero temperatures, but if that was true if that's all they were doing then why did they take four thousand seven hundred men? 13 ships including an aircraft carrier and 25 airplanes

I'll tell you why Marcus because they were there to kill one mr. Adolf Hitler who was still alive Yes living in a house made out of penguin skin Seems like a lot. It's just one fat old dude Well, we'll get more to that later about why they needed forty seven hundred because Hitler was not there alone And maybe they tethered them all together and then they had a big like party train That's kind of fun to do with boats if you ever go on the on the lake there tie a tie your boats together Then you can walk from boat to boat He just showed up to go with destroy the last of the Nazi raid over that's happening in Antarctica

They're like guys we know that we did bad shit in the past, but now we're here. We're just hanging out Join us having ourselves a cause light and just which is being chill. We're being cool Yeah, like you're right and then it turned into a Bud Light commercial where it's just them playing beach balls inside of the inner Hawaii land that's inside of Antarctica So in the 1970s few decades after hop operation high jump and long after Admiral Byrd Byrd had gone to Antarctica for the last time a mysterious document called the inner Earth

My secret diary was leaked to the public and in that we find a detailed account Written by Admiral Byrd himself of his experiences with the Hollow Earth phenomenon on February 19th 1947 now some believe that Byrd merely flew over the North Pole on that date But the diary tells a much different story It says that Byrd actually flew into the core of the earth itself traveling 1700 miles over mountains lakes rivers green vegetation and Animal life before he encountered something even more mysterious And you know, it's real because all top secret documents are

Cat are named my secret diary Please don't read this if you do you're gonna learn the truth Yeah, yeah, and it's all like, you know the problem is that yes at 1130 hours it starts with his Trip through the inner Hollow Earth and the secret paradise there But at 1090 hours he was just like I wonder if Julie likes Bobby Because but I look at Julie and I think I like Julie But then I watch Julie watching Bobby and I get sad because I think Julie likes Bobby. She always does So this is from

Admiral Byrd's secret diary 1130 hours Off our port and starboard wings are a strange type of aircraft They're closing rapidly alongside. They are this shape and have a radiant quality to them They're close enough now to see the markings on them It's a type of swastika Type of swastika then what type there's just one type. No, no, no, no, there's many different types of swastikas

There's one there's a regular swastika. There's the inverted swastika. There's the rigid swastika But it's all the swastika and swastika But it's like if mark if you're laying down Marcus, you're still Marcus that is true But and there's a type of Marcus. Yeah, the lay down Marcus. Yeah, there's manic Marcus. There's depressive Marcus There is drunk Marcus. There's angry Marcus. There's horny Marcus. Oh I don't like it. Is it all in that order? I think it is yeah, yeah manic depressive drunk angry horny All right. Well, you currently don't seem that manic. So you're depressive So we've got to end this episode before he gets angry because coming up after that. I know I got I got to get out of this room, Henry

He's gonna go around he's got his he's got his nipple hands. Oh my goodness. Oh, you don't know you guys are around horny Marcus a lot All right. All right. Good. God. You got to change the way your brain works at you with my tweakers on your fingers your tweakers So after he sees the swastika Admiral Burt's plane was stopped in mid-air The controls were rendered completely useless and then the craft started softly floating Alongside the flying discs. This is his next entry 1135 hours already your crackles and a voice comes through in English with what perhaps as a slight Nordic or German accent

the messages Welcome Admiral to our domain. We shall land you in exactly seven minutes Relax Admiral. You are in good hands Please put your plate and trays in the proposition. Um, we are close. Please stop using your headphones At 1145 hours he says I'm making a hasty last entry in the flight Several men are approaching on foot toward our aircraft. They are tall with blonde hair In the distance a large shimmering city pulsating with rainbow hues of color I do not know what is going to happen now, but I see no signs of weapons on those approaching

I hear now a voice ordering me by name to open the cargo door. I Comply Uh, you know, it seems like a strange thing to do under pressure. Just start writing in your journal in real time Yeah, well, you know, it's the same thing on Star Trek. Like, you know our next generation when they're the scripted television show Yeah, yeah, it's a fake show. That's a fake television. Yeah, but no, it's based in reality though. Oh a quote-unquote And then it's a good it's a quote-unquote show Based in reality, right? I agree with the reality that there is racism And that's why wharf isn't the goddamn manage control

No wharf isn't the man in control because he can't control his emotions and he's wrong most of the time Well, I always liked him very much. Yeah. Now is wharf supposed to be space spanish? Possibly we don't that hasn't possibly and if you watch deep space nine, sir You will see that there is a black man in charge of the station wharf. I'm not saying that wharf is black He's a whole nother race. He's a whole nother, but the actor is black, but we're talking about wharf I thought the actor was just painted brown No, no, no, no big black man All right, we have to end the conversation because you guys aren't capable of discussing wharf outside of racial context

So the humanoids who stopped Admiral Byrd, they were by Byrd's descriptions closely resembling the Nordic alien race He must have just been like who we saw them Yeah, that made them very close to who the Aryans They flew Byrd in ships. They called flugelrods to their leader who called himself the master and he told Byrd That Byrd was in the domain of the ariani the inner world of the earth And he told Byrd that his job was to take a message to the government that atomic power

Was not meant for man for this was soon after the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombings And that humanity should seize their use of atomic power Also, there's a subterranean race of giants develop thousands of years beyond your race. Hello Um, so it seems like we need nuclear energy more than ever to go blow them up Go kill them. We got it. So you're saying we got to go kill them. That's what we got to do Oh, okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. You mean we got a bunch of free shit inside the earth already? Let's go get it. Let's get it. That's the problem Have we learned nothing from the native americans at this point?

Did they not get any word about what happens when americans just show up? To see a new place where there's a bunch of new fruit there And a bunch of people who don't believe in war and you show up and you're like, huh, that's so funny These guys are so nice, huh? I thought we could kill a bunch of them in like groups Yeah, yeah And we'll say the native americans did have quite a few wars with themselves. They did they were quite they were not quite The peaceful people that the hippies would like them to be that's right. I'm just gonna say this we killed them with blankets

The spanish did that. Yeah, the spanish did that by the time we get blamed for so much of what the spanish did and i'm sick of it You know what ben? You're right I'm gonna say another thing the americans into the spanish is that we took we took their their culture and we made chipotle So I will say that we took the spanish's diarrhea making power and we amplified it up to 150 times What they ever could do so after reporting to the pentagon and the president what he learned about the people underneath the earth Bird wrote this in his diary now. We just know i'm reading this in accordance to the font to which it is written Yes, and this is verbatim And also ver fontum

What was written in admiral bird's diary? This is how he wrote it all right verbatim I am pleased under strict control the other national security provisions of the united states of america I am ordered to remain silent in regard to all that I have learned on behalf of humanity exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point Well, I don't know why they didn't take him seriously You got to let that guy right into the front door the white house No in an interesting little epilogue to robert bird's story his son Oh, you know what uh, here's the funny thing this entire time. We've been saying robert bird

Uh robert bird was the racist senator. Yeah, that's what I kept on. Yeah I mean, I would assume there's more people named robert bird than one his name is richard bird richard bird Yeah, but isn't it fun to think about robert bird going to the hollow earth. Oh, I do believe he's from it. Yeah So richard bird's son richard bird the third was found dead In an abandoned warehouse in baltimore as are most people in baltimore He was emaciated covered in dirt and missing a shoe That's heroin, right? Yeah, it sounds like a charlie sheen thing. This is like a charlie sheen vacation So either he was walking and lost one shoe

And then let's just continue to wear the other one or somebody stole a single shoe I like better than a sleeping man with one shoe because I'm gonna take this one shoe with I just like to see him sleeping there with just one shoe on you know what I do I can live a little squirt squirt until the top of that shoe list for it right there Crooked jimmy, jimmy stop jerking off on that one shoe man Well, you know what was weird though, because you know the last time he was seen When traveling to washington dc to attend a ceremony Honoring his father and he had one shoe because there's so many things to talk about too

I also want to like put on like I think that the richard bird story is the most interesting Facts about about hollow earth because we're gonna connect it right now deep into the heart of nazi germany I want to get to say because we covered a lot with dolce about the aliens living I feel like that's already knowledge that things that live inside this earth are aliens and they've been here for a long time And they populated us here right marks. Absolutely right dog meat. Yeah, you're making him angry And if he gets horny, I swear to god, we're ending this podcast So let's get to the drill

In 1871 a few years before jules verne's quote-unquote novel Journey to the center of the earth a man named edward bull were lighten wrote in another quote-unquote novel Called drill the power of the coming race Now the story follows a narrator who encounters the virile ya a race of humans who fled the great flood Lost their way and decided to stay in the caverns Now the narrator describes the virile ya as having huge wings that reach to their knees Like hawkman that allowed them to fly through the various tunnels of their subterranean world They wore bejeweled tiaras and carried silver scepters made of polished steel

Which were powerful enough to carve through rock. This is how also republicans view the the future gay hell That we'll all live in. It sounds like a hell of a place to live in. Yeah, it sounds amazing. It sounds pretty fun. Yeah, I want a scepter You'll get one. We can get you one. It's technically just a stick. Yeah Oh, is that right technically if anybody wants to make and send been a scepter The address is uh the creek in the cave care of last podcast on the left 1093 jackson avenue long ellis Be careful though. Don't send a weapon in the mail. No, it's not a weapon. It's a scepter. It's a scepter That would be 1093 jackson avenue long island city, new york 11101

Scepters for ben and it would really mean a lot to me and I'd use it every day Don't give him a scepter. I think I should give him a scepter because the last thing we need is for him to be able to be like you stand there Yeah, having having him wrap it on the table. Oh, it'd be perfect So the drill yah were masters of the drill Which the drill yah claimed was the source of power that pervaded the entire universe Enabling them to influence the minds and bodies of others and also gave them the ability to manipulate the weather And it's also known as or key that the chinese say or prana that the indians say

Yeah, or the force as george lucas says or nonsense As ben gizzle says Right now And about the drill the quote-unquote narrator of this quote-unquote novel He said I pray that ages may yet elapse before they emerge into sunlight our inevitable destroyers I have thought it my duty to my fellow men to place on record these fair warnings of the coming rears And that goes out to your fellow men

Oh very interesting Yeah, yeah, and you know who was able to see through the lines here who was able to read through the lines As I was saying just like, you know, sometimes it's an occult. Hey, how are you? Yeah, you know who answered this? Hey, how are you? Who madame? Helena Blavatsky God, I'm miss old saddlebags. Love seeing her out there She got the the body rosanne and the face of abe vagoda and the mind of the madame Helena Blavatsky Blavatsky

She wrote about the mysterious power source in the book isis unveiled Sir ebon were leading in his coming race Describes it as the drill Used by the subterranean populations and allowed his readers to take it for a picture Yeah, yeah, you hear that wow Allowed his readers to take it for a fiction now. Do you get it? I got it people read it. They didn't believe it No, they didn't because the author allowed them to take it

Isis allowed them to take it as fiction. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't like livid with the fact that they didn't believe any of his ideas No, he didn't understand. Yeah, allowed them to take it as fiction when they were laughing and reading the book Very similar to tommy was so the director of the room who thought that he really made a classic masterpiece. You know what he said I'll allow it. He'll allow it. Yeah, he'll allow people to laugh at his work. Yeah. Yeah, he allowed it because of course that is Do you hear? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Say we're a comedy podcast, but actually we're delivering we're delivering very Potent chunks of the truth much like chunks of vitamin tablet inside of a bubble of water in a loser's basement Yes, you know of the believers that took the matters of real to heart None were more ardent more passionate and more believing than a one

Mr. Adolf Hitler being the one thing I'll say about him the one thing he wasn't was gullible So he was open-minded Henry when it came to the hollow earth theory, I think that he was a little bit too open-minded So you think that it's like, yeah, I guess Hitler was so open-minded That he was narrow-minded. Yeah, he went full circle with this guy. He came back around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Really open-minded about some things real closed-minded about others But still kind of open-minded in being closed-minded. Well, he was a painter. He believed in himself. Kind of So let's get now to Speaking of Adolf Hitler speaking of nazis. Let's talk about the real society

Now the real society was kind of the hot chick version of the tula society. Correct. Yeah. Oh, absolutely Yeah, this was the other side of it the thul society was you know nerds like Heinrich Himmler Mm-hmm Dietrich Eckhart, you know guys that you know a big fat Herman Goring like these people were not Attractive no the wedgie boys the boys that Severe white nerds we talked about in the Nazis in the occult episodes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the super white nerds And this is something that this is actually right now This is an extension of our Nazi occult episode. This is something we really wanted to get to on that episode But didn't quite have time for uh, this is when we really get to talk about the viril society

And the viril society believes that the Aryans were not something that existed only in the past But were in fact still living in the earth's core. Very convenient. I will On this next chunk of information I will cite uh my source on this one. This did come from stormfront But I will say this is that um, it's definitely not wink wink wink definitely not bookmarked on a marcus's Like need to check every day websites. I do. I believe it. I believe it when you say that you don't check stormfront every day

Um, I don't believe you have a username on stormfront called dog meat for seven seven It's like people who listen to howard stern every day, you know stormfront makes alex jones look like msnbc Stormfront's one of the worst, uh, um That comes on the internet. It's pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah. I only go there for nazi research That's the only reason to go there. That is exactly what they want you to be there for You say nazi research what they mean is nazi appreciation Kind of like how pete tonsin said he was doing naked kid research. Yeah instead of doing naked kid appreciation Yeah, exactly. Henry gets me too real

The the lead singer of the who correct the guitarist of the good to yeah, he's a pedophile. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, except for what I'm doing isn't illegal not yet All right, so let's move on here marcus stop crimes dog meat Parts so one of the main characters involved in the vril society was a super hot nazi named maria orcic Actually very hot actually super hot She created her own little circle of friends within the society called the all do it take a short fast for me to speak Which is mean old germans for metaphysics. Yeah, just true and that was composed completely of young ladies Who wore their hair in the horse tail style?

You know ponytail. That's what they mean. It's a pony tail horse kept saying horse tail and it's not a horse tail A pony tail is different from I mean, yeah pony tail horse tail. They're all horses, Henry A horse tail if I told like if I told a girlfriend that her hair was like, oh, I love that horse tail You got going on there I get punched in the stomach because it's horse tail saying to a woman that are having a horse tail implies that you are 300 That's very true and women don't like to be compared to horses. Believe it or not. They don't like the extended face Yeah, but ponies they're fine with ponies. They don't like the big legs They don't like the the concept of their breasts as others

Right, they don't and I know this for a fact my friend Dave We were at a bar one time in college and he called girl a girl seabiscuit And then he got punched in the face. Oh, yeah, but seabiscuit. She didn't understand. He was calling her a winner But you know, Dave is the guy you shat on his couch, right? No, I never did that. So Hollow worth and hollow worth is more possible than what you just said. So let's just take that easy So the women of this of the Vrel society of the Vrel Gasharov No, this is great They really did they believe that their pony tails acted as cosmic antennae to communicate with aliens through this hairstyle

Through this hairstyle All right, so Maria was able to communicate with ancient Sumerians to receive technical data from the construction of a circular flying machine Yeah, that's right through her cosmic antenna horse tail Of course So in the other medium in this society He was known only as Zegrun Zegrun is a woman Yeah, Zegrun is a woman and much like Madonna goes only by one name. Okay. Yeah Zegrun translated the mental images

into blueprints Although because of funding problems Construction on this disc machine would not begin until three years later Now the Vrel society was also started by a man named Ruben von Sabutendorf That was there were two sides of the Vrel society There was the dude side and there was the hot chick side The dude side believed that they were going to go and try and find the substance called Vrel They believed that there was literally a goop called Vrel that could control all reality deep in the center of the earth

Yes, much like this on the other side We're doing the fucking talking to alien shit trying to get all the plants for how to take us over to And it's all very complicated and they also all fucked each other Mm-hmm. Well, I would quite a bit in this situation I would identify as a woman I would have to go with Caitlyn Jenner's route become a woman fully transition because it sounds like the chicks had a lot more fun Yeah, dude because they were the ones going up into space The dudes were going down into the earth just coal mining

Just the coal miners of the situation. Yeah, Henry says that it's real complicated. I don't think so I'm going to be able to I'm going to explain it to you guys right now What these ladies were up to see in 1924 in November Maria visited top nazi Rudolph Hess in his apartment. I remember when he won that reality show america's next top nazi The next top nazi where it was just like an add that cool thing with the hot tub That's like a big place with the weird like, you know martini like lamps In rudolf Hess's apartment Maria used her psychic powers to contact one of the founders of the nazi party Dietrich Eckhart from beyond the grave for Dietrich had died one year later

Now although the party started with Eckhart speaking through the young woman Eckhart soon gave the control of the young woman over to a strange voice Who claimed that he was a part of the sumi who were dwellers of a distant world Which orbits the star old baron and the constellation that we call torus the bowl All right, yeah there you with me so far. I'm totally with right so so remember there is Okay, there is an old german man speaking out of the mouth of a young hot blonde nazi Right, but also there's an alien in there Taurus the bowl. No, no, no torus the constellation is that's where they live

That's where they live all the brawn was in the constellation of torus. Yeah, no, they're the sumi. Those are the ones That's the aliens that's speaking out. Okay. Yeah, so of course you may be asking right now How this race race from the stars Relates to what goes on in the hollow earth now remember in the quote-unquote novel Vril the power of the coming race Bolver lighton claimed that the Vril yeah were a race of humans Who fled the great flood lost their way and decided to stay in the caverns while the voice Speaking through Dietrich Eckhart's spirit out of maria or six mouth

Told the nazis that the sumi had briefly colonized earth 500 million years ago and millennia later there came a great flood which the sumi's called the up Napishtim known to us as the flood of noah and the survivors of this flood according to the sumi hit underground And eventually became the ancestors of the arians. Fuck you. Fuck everybody Wow, the other idea too is that like if you look at this there is the this corresponds to the less racist versions of these stories as well with the terms of the anunnaki um, the the indian race the hindu belief and the the flying ships that were put in the baghada vita There is like all of this she kind of connects into each other onto the same ship also

Tours the bull was connected to a thing called the lords of the black stone Which was a secret society that exists in germanic times in early in the 1600s That there were like a bunch of two tonic guys that hung out and they had a sigil that was a torus with wings on it And what do we learn about with things that with wings on in ancient pictures? It denotes the fact that they were flying Yeah, so we're looking at is the fact that there is maybe a good germanic connection to alien life through the alderberan and the Conson where they live the the the sumi have been talking to germans for a long time and they've wanted white people to live and win

For like 900 years. Yeah, check out heroes on mbc Next tuesday or wednesday So decades after this weird little psychic party in 1943 a secret plan was hatched by maria Zegrun Heinrich Himmler and hitler himself to use the seventh generation of the flying saucer that they built using the earlier Sumerian plans way back in 1922 This was called drill seven and they were going to use this ship to travel through a dimensional channel to the soul To the star alderberan where the arians originated by mama i'm coming home That's what that song is about actually yeah, but the flight ended in failure when the ship returned badly damaged looking as if it had been traveling

For hundreds of years bad dimensional rift there The nazis would not make actual physical contact with the virilea until 1937 When on an expedition to the anardic the nazis found the south pole halt now, but it's nothing like that south pole Hope love the south pole hole was the kind of hole you can't even forget because it's out pole. Yeah, yeah sounds like a strip club Now as far as the fate of the all-deutsche geschorft für metaphysikos The last letter set out to their membership was a communication from maria orcic at the end of the war It ended with the sentence niemand bliebt here meaning None is staying here and since no one heard from any members of the all-deutsche geschorft für metaphysik ever again

Including maria orcic it is possible that's somewhere out there near the star alderberan There still lives today a colony of hot nazi mystic women. Oh, oh spaceship We're gonna spaceship get up there listen to nothing but rush All the way up to fucking alderberan. I'm gonna bring them because you know, I bet they've never tasted Margaritas and I met you because there's nothing that drives a bunch of hot nazis Just fucking absolutely wiggity wild. It's a bunch of fresh nicely made margaritas not for mix I'm just talking with some ice some lime juice some good golden rum. You know what I mean? That's something nice something good some class. Yeah tequila. Yeah triple sec

Mmm. Yeah, you don't know how to make a margarita Henry. Now you did not make you didn't bring them a margarita. You got rum That's a mojito. It's us and salt and pepper Some soy sauce. That's true margarita Perfect so while maria may have escaped certain death at the hands of the russians through interstellar means The majority of nazis may have escaped into the hollow earth with the alderberian aliens who stayed behind No, I think that's just cold fact. Yeah, that's we can all just say that that's pretty. Yeah, it's cold fact because we know this From the research of the hollow

research society in Ontario Canada now a thing called the hollow research society would always be pretty objective. Yeah. Yeah, because the researching specifically hollow stuff chocolate Easter bunnies there. That's when I realized that life was bullshit The first time I'll never forget it Six years old. I thought I was getting a full chocolate bunny Nothing inside and nothing's like the rage of a six-foot five six-year-old Just I thought this was gonna be full of chocolate and it's not I didn't eat it

Well according to that society more than 2,000 scientists from Germany and Italy along with almost a million other nazis Disappeared into the south pole hole Concerning our earlier claim that operation high jump was secretly a plot to kill hitler It said the operation high jump was in fact that but the reason why they needed so many men and ships and airplanes Was that it was actually a battle between the Aryans of the hollow earth and the united states military by the way fellas We lost I do not fucking believe that for a second. We lost. I think that we gave up because we were tired We just were like we're done with this. We don't need to deal with let them have it. We didn't lose

We lost the hollow earth to the Germans. Yeah No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think that if we wanted we would have had it But I think we decided it smells down there, but there's like french fries became invisible down there and we couldn't Yeah, we can't use it. It just wasn't good for our needs Sure But also this is saying because the Aryans were fighting with their UFO flying disc technology at the same time Which would also possibly be energy crafts, which is also possibly the origin for all of the stories of the fu fighters during world war two and in the 1950s

And every single ufo we've ever seen has been piloted by a nazi crew which connects to betty and barney hill Yeah, seeing the nazi on the ufo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, think about it ben. I've already thought about it I I can't agree more. No, think about this in the rabbit hole. Are we right now? How how miles deep are we into into the hollow earth? I mean, I'm about to quote a 1964 book from a man named Raymond Bernard This book is pretty deep then he claimed that flying saucers were not from outer space But were rather from the earth's core from the south pole hole the salt But there's also the north pole hole remember There's the mouth chakra and the butthole chakra ben the root the ruche chakra. Yes

He argued this just made a lot more sense, right? If we follow the logical conclusion of the claim made by Raymond Bernard and the hollow earth That it is very probable if not sure if that certain mo if not certain That most if not all present day ufos are actually piloted and crewed by subterranean nazis the Antarctic nazi underground airing connection It doesn't end there you fuckers while some say himmler was merely scouting quote unquote scouting the south pole for a possible boring old military base called station 211 Others claim that the nazis were actually planning to build a colony there called new berlin And so new berlin would have been built atop a series of underground tunnels which connected to the prehistoric ruins of cadath

Cadath a city built by atlantic settlers well over 100,000 years ago and it is currently populated to this day by over two million non nazi Aryans and it goes even further further and as we know the Liebenstrom program in which the nazis kidnapped women with Aryan features from conquered countries and placed them in camps to breed with SSS officers Actually fucking existed. Yeah, because supposedly Heinrich Himmler extended hit this plan to a further division called the Antarctic Zeid Lungen's Fraun the Antarctic settlement of women or the ASF Training centers were set up in Estonia that were said to be combinations of a finishing school and boot camp Where ladies would learn charm etiquette housekeeping and polar fucking survival. All right. Marcus is horny

Marcus is officially moving on to the horny face survival And god as far as real life verify proof of this claim Nazi navy admiral Carl Donuts spoke. Carl Donuts? Wait a second. Is his name Carl Donuts? Carl Donuts, yeah. Carl Donuts here, reporter. Carl Donuts Donuts? No, not Donuts because there's an oom la out over the o, so it's Carl Donuts It's Donuts Carl Donuts. I'm gonna go to Duncan Donuts and I'm gonna go and be like I will have two dozen Donuts

He spoke and this is this right here is actually so this is historical fact He spoke at the Nuremberg trials about quote An invisible fortification of a paradise like Oasis in the midst of eternal ice also We killed like seven million Jews. Yeah, they keep asking about the snow forts Hitler was just so excited to build a snowman that could just actually be purely white And it was just a bunch of men and a bunch of us was just building snowmen for Hitler for months. We did that Um, but that's what you guys want to know about because I'll talk to you all about the fucking christmas vacation place

It's a great way to distract from the horrors of the holocaust. Yeah, it really is. Yeah Yeah, talk about the paradise like Oasis in the midst of eternal ice and we may never know If the hollow earth actually exists, we don't we do know that it we could know We could definitely know because we could just go there if it's there if it was there We could fucking go with a camera. We have the most Yeah, I know I know because that's the thing is that pictures from the hollow earth from the earth About the the top. There's just a big black hole up there, man All right, just a big black hole and admiral bird said that he could never actually fly over a lot of pilots

I have read I have actually listened to youtube videos of people who have spoken To people who have spoken to pilots. I know it and they say that you can't actually fly over the north pole You have to fly around it. So we have cold facts. This is cold facts. The facts are 1800s pamphlets Those are cornerstone. Yeah, and then a chick channeling Nazi from beyond the grave, but then went through another Alien from the tourist bull country through her horse tail through her horse pony tail. Yeah Yeah, horse tail. Yeah. Well, that's that's that's seal. That's that's solid and also don't forget about the secret diary

from the retired Scenile navy the diary that was marked secret diary. Don't read and did you even think about the bubbles? Do you remember the bubbles with a bit of orange peel the bubbles? Yeah, and testimony from nuremberg Yeah, you know Duncan donuts. I always thought for the longest time the guy's name was Duncan And I thought it was Duncan's donuts And then I just realized it's Duncan donuts like what you would do with coffee and a donut. You're the prostitute cow Oh, I see

Where's the prostitute? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Awesome. Is that hollow earth? That's hollow. That's it. Wow. Unfortunately. Yes Yeah, unfortunately Our storyline. That's brilliant. Thanks to sammy coglin is always for her a wonderful research and thanks to science officer Megan fiora root That's for her help on on research as well What is her email? Can we give that out just in case so that if anybody has any problems with the scientific virility of this episode? I have not asked her if it is she has agreed to be science officer and said that she did not know that she was even nominated

But okay, well now that she has the job. She will take the responsibilities that come with the job I don't know if we want to give out this poor woman's email address right now No, no, no because she's going to get a whole series of emails by around, uh, you know later today and freak out Yeah, and probably go to the police. Yeah, so I also have to make a correction Bret Hart and stone cold steve austin did not do their heel face turn at summer slam. It was at wrestlemania 13 Thanks, so I want to make sure that I want I want to clarify that also Henry Spragowski is now down to 180 pounds Uh, and uh heroes reborn will be on NBC September 24th at 8 p.m. So we from today. So yeah That's great. Yeah, uh, and uh follow us at lp on the left

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