Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 213: Dean Corll Part IV - A Country Boondoggle

Episode Date: February 26, 2016

In the conclusion to our Dean Corll series, the man himself meets a bloody end at the hands of one of his accomplices and police discover one of the most gruesome crime scenes in American history and completely screw it up.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left Canamalism started Man, yeah, it'd be a good way to I'd like to start Saying my sex is good calling it grunt work grunt work. Oh, yeah Nelly, I hope you're not tired cuz I just had a whole bunch of stew and it's time for the grunt work to stop No, it's just a relationship that can't be the intro girl. No, no, no No one wants to think about you in a sexual way. No girl something else. Otherwise. We can't start the show All right, welcome to the last podcast

As always I'm staring at beautiful Marcus Park. I'm doing Marcus. I'm doing great. How are you Ben? I'm good. All right, this what what do you want to be today? Okay? If you really want to put it to a woman got to get you But swinging back and forth like a dead horse hanging from a rope. Is this Scalia. Is that your aunt in Scalia? Scalia's sex coach. Oh, I know what he has sex with all the boys and he came around me like all right now No, no, no, no, your attitude is wrong. You need to start with a Down like this and then you swing your balls so hard it slaps the balls of the boy that you're having sex with Oh, right. Well, we can make fun of Scalia. He was very anti-gay, right? So that is fine

All right, let's go on. So we're on to our fourth parter. Thank God We're almost done for Marcus's mind We're fourth parter on Dean Corral wrapping it up. I boy rape and murder is not really great on anybody's mind No, really not. I've been your Dean Coral and you got a little secret smile. I even think for him It kind of rotted his mind away. No All right Yeah, I have been knee-deep in Dean Coral for about two months now between both the research and actually recording these episodes So I am very happy to be done with this

Although I got to say this has been an absolutely fascinating story and I have actually loved researching it Yes, and I have learned quite a bit about what once we decided to really take the research towards like learning about the nature of sexual status It really puts a lot of context towards Serial killers in this vein when they're not just like a Richard Ramirez type where you're like a lord of mayhem Right, it's very interesting to see the how the motives play out and how it's a mixture of both biological and psychological thing it's it's it's fun in our way of being fun Well, it's an interesting thing. I blame Texas. Let's go ahead and say it is an academic interest Yes, and I would say and the Dean Coral never got tired of thinking about murdering boys

I always imagine if Dean Coral just had like a room of live blonde children He would be like Brian Wilson making pets out. Oh, yes It's going missing what sounds they can make like a whack-a-mole. You know where he would go and be like He'd be one of those pro athletes that never retires like go to the twilight my friend And he keeps recording it for Wayne and Brooks, and they're just like it's great Dean. It's really great Next level Dean. Also, I think the descriptor of being knee-deep in Dean Coral doesn't I don't I just don't love it, but that is fun So by the summer of 1973 the trio of David Brooks Wayne-Henley and Dean Coral was starting to drift apart just a little bit

David Brooks had suddenly gotten married to his girlfriend who he had also just knocked up in June and That happy couple moved out of the Heights as soon as they possibly I wonder why because he was probably connected to upwards of 29 murders Honey, we just got to go. We just got to go. We're going on vacation like real fast. You got to go Go listen. It's like a lot of people gonna say I was a gay and a murderer But what I will say to you that now I'm your husband, and I'm your I'm the father for your child. Let's go We're going guess what to Epcot So David Brooks he gets out with his girlfriend Wayne He claimed that he stuck around because he was afraid the Dean Coral was gonna go after his little brothers if you lit out of there

But we do know that Wayne actually had tried to enlist in the Navy But was denied entry because he was a high school dropout But we also know that Wayne-Henley no matter what he says after the fact about his involvement in these crimes I think that the crimes and his relationship with Dean and how that situation Situated him with all the other boys in the neighborhood. He liked the status that he had and I think that it's very difficult to leave that And I think that Dean definitely had a hold on him in terms of being a father figure, but I don't think that I Think he likes being a killer Can you imagine if the he didn't list in the Navy?

He would be on a submarine somewhere and you would just have to be like his bunk mate He would constantly be laughing about semen with the double and tondra and things. Oh, man. Yeah, this is buddy Oh, someone's got some some toaster strudelites and all over this table this morning The one time my buddy Dean was raping a murder in this boy And I had brought him there because we were co-workers and friends over at the long John Silver's and I just was like now That is funny. It's like someone dropped a cupcake who's opening the door of the submarine to get out. We're underwater. Well, come on guys I'm a semen just like you So David's leaving Wayne half-heartedly maybe trying to leave

But Dean himself was actually planning on leaving Houston at the end of the summer of 73 We know this little bit of information from a Here-to-now Unmentioned character in this story Dean's girlfriend of five years miss Betty Hawkins. Yes Now let's let's picture Betty Hawkins We could not find a picture of Betty Hawkins because she immediately left the picture as soon as she as soon as the crimes went down We're gonna find out how how this whole story ended. Well, actually no She didn't she stuck around and defended Dean for quite a while sad. Yes, it was too beautiful to

To picture. I imagine she had the face in the body reminiscent of a pound puppy Long and dumpy yeah Kind of poured into her skin Well Betty she was the perfect beard for Dean both to hide his homosexuality and his murderous ways first She was a desperate woman single mother in her late 20s Which by today's standards totally alright totally cool, but in 1968 that narrowed her choices down quite a bit literally It's like if if the dude wasn't actively using you for pipe-hitting practice Like you was great. He was a good guy. Yeah, and Betty like most good beards had an almost

Superhuman capacity for denial in the five years that these two saw each other only once Did they attempt to have sex before Dean stopped in the middle saying he quote-unquote? Didn't feel like you see though, but this in the end I know it seems like he was just gay, but I think Dean Coral was so straight Didn't want to disrespect Betty It's his gross seed inside. Oh, yeah, he's trying to wait till marriage I just know that if we if we are just a little bit patient that the hugs will get stronger and I Know it'll work. I know my spaghetti strand will be a fun little doggie's tail

I'm ready once Jesus says I'm ready. That's right in the eyes of Christ. They had a perfect union Yeah, isn't that sweet? It really did. What do you think of these dog collars? You think they'll fit a 16 year old boy? Hmm, I just think it's fun. I think it's fun. I just love shopping with you Dean. Yeah, Betty. You are the sexiest Lady I can imagine being with I Was talking to a friend of mine who I think is gay, but it has never come out and he did say it when discussing a woman He said oh that chicks probably got a hot pussy and I thought that was discuss always That she's got a hot vagina

Lady over there has got a hot Vagina Yeah, we had a friend like that in college that would just a he just come is like are I both who's who's ready to go out tonight and Get some pussy. Yeah Alex you just I know your father's mean. I know No, he's very judgmental, but you got it. I mean, this is our third margarita. This is our third margarita night in a month Absolutely, come on man. Your hand is near my pocket. All right. I'm for friends. I think it's great

Um, it's it's very difficult for Dean Coral at this time period because not only is he gay But he's also a serial rapist That is what makes it and for a lot of people at that time period I would say to them hey it gets better, but for Dean Coral. I would say hey Come with me. I'm bringing you to the police, but it should get worse for you Yes, and Dean while he was dating Betty Hawkins. He also pulled the old let's go on a date But now I'm gonna show up with a van full of kids trick. Yes, he did a lot of that where he would bring the kids around To dates and stuff like that

He was always surrounded by 15 year old boys and he just said they were his club members Yeah, I read that the old show up in a van with a bunch of kids. Is it really that old? I never heard of it before. Is this a trick that is common? I mean it was all the Dean I see it's all the Dean new to you. Oh, I get it. I'm the ignorant one It's how you make a blind date feel comfortable. Oh, all right. All right. Yeah, cuz Betty I mean she was a mother of two So she never really saw anything wrong with it and she actually she thought better of him for it He's like oh, he just loves kids so much that he has to take them with take them with him

Every single place that he goes right and he has to tell what and he has to test their semen to make sure it's not poison Right, right, right, but and you know when Dean's you know A darker side was discovered even after all the evidence came out even after all the bodies of the bullies were found Betty Hawkins still would not believe it. She said that she dropped by the house on numerous occasions unannounced She never saw anything weird. She said when her kids came over to Dean's house, they had a full run They never saw anything weird But the one weird thing that she did notice was Dean's behavior in the weeks leading up to his death See Dean had never really been a heavy drinker, but in around July of 1973

He took a liking almost a need for whiskey Betty said that he was quote a man with something on his mind Which is very interesting because up to this point He had already switched at addresses like five or six times So she knows that he's always this weird kind of rangey guy But he's moved around a bunch and now it's like he's trying to make a big move to Boulder In order to be with his mother right because his mother moved there five years earlier. It just seems to be like Like a Russian cavalcade of red flags. Yes Like you go it's like going into the Kremlin. There's so many red flags of him reekin a whiskey talking about

I'm going to Boulder Boulder doesn't have the shadows. I have to step over and it's fucking Croom sure out of the life. And then she's like I just did Dean just seems occupy Seems like things at the electric company is just not really going on how he wants He's he won't even let me bring a flute in the house I know not to bring a trombone in the house, but but Gregory is just dying to play the flute And it's sad that we have to end romanticism for so many of our listeners If you do have a boyfriend who is constantly contemplating and you think oh, he must be thinking about world peace better ways

You know to conserve the environment just never ask him what he's thinking you know why because he is guilty of multiple murders It's possible contemplation usually reflects a person very going very very dark into mind Then thinking about their worst attributes. They're full of guilt. Yes, that's no one is ever quiet For good reason ever never not once right maybe I say this because I'm the loudest human being who's ever existed get it out Yeah, I have my pensive times. Oh, right. We don't go So like Henry said Dean was planning to move out to Boulder his mom and moved out there five years earlier He hadn't seen her in five years, but he told Betty's like listen. I'm going out to Boulder

It's not the right time for you to come out right right now You need to wait a little bit until I get settled But the only thing that I ask no matter what you do Do not tell David Brooks where I went This is very interesting because he didn't say don't tell Wayne Henley where I went don't tell the kids where I went It was just specifically don't tell David Brooks where I went But this it could be that Betty Hawkins is making it up because the only two people in the world that had any misgivings about Dean's guilt with Betty Hawkins and

Dean Corral's mother I think it sounds like right then he was immediately trying to dump all of the crimes on David Brooks Right, and he's trying to leave town as normal and he got really close like this is how these people do it That's why we look like the stories about Henry Lucas being this rangy killer Maybe killing hundreds of victims at a time. It seems kind of insane But you realize well a guy could go he racked up 29 murders in three years and then he could just leave town Especially this time period because going on you just show up at another place and be like hi My name is Smeane Norrell And I am the famous candy maker from all downwards of Texas. Yeah, what?

You say a sentence that makes any sense Smeane, right? It's called screen screen core Norrell and I just make the sweetest pralines you ever put in your tiny little boy lips Kind of made himself weird though immediately Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't start over anymore. Yeah, it's constantly you're constantly followed by your past now It is absolutely can't there are pluses and minuses to face book Facebook. Yeah Instagram yeah, the reason why Dean's mother said like oh, there's nothing going on with my son I don't believe any of this because she said it's like you know what yeah

I haven't seen him in five years But the only time that he was ever upset when I talked to him on the phone was that time that he got a little water pocket And his testicles known as a hydra cell that's something you don't want that You don't want they have to surgically remove it isn't that kind of fun? Well, I mean hopefully you could be a superhero if there's a house burning down and they and the fire department shows up Plug it right in there and you get yourself a hydro nut Can a doctor literally just be like he's like well hydrogen. I'm truly only created by someone seems to be extensive either anal or

vaginal intercourse where the human that you're making love to is struggling and the torsion of the butt Seems to create pockets and you're not yeah Yeah, that's what I always try that's what I always say no All the ladies back of the day, but the torsion in your butt. Yeah, it's pocket of my nuts Well, it's a romance torsion is usually something that happens with your boss deffrons Very interesting testicular torsion. This is great. Yeah, this is nice and hydra cells are not as Uncommon as you might think they do require surgery to remove, but they are quite

inconvenient so Betty Yes, they are inconvenient but Betty Hawkins She wasn't the only one to notice that Dean was a little upset in the weeks leading up to his death a co-worker reportedly asked Dean why he was leaving the city and Dean just burst out with I can't talk about it I'll handle it It's like all right. Okay. Okay. You mean like hiring the movers And like a Sherpa another red flag is planted on the mountain of coral now

It could be that Dean knew that things were about to go sour with his two accomplices because Wayne Henley Later said that he and David Brooks had actually had enough of the entire situation And we're actually planning on killing Dean, but every time they were about to go through with it They huffed a bunch of paint to psych themselves up and they just passed out, right? Yeah, and this could actually be true in fact It is possible that Dean was planning on killing Wayne Henley not because he was done with them Possibly because Dean might have twigged on to the fact that they were planning on killing them and he might have felt betrayed He sensed a coup but literally

Dean was more disappointed than angry. That was and that's the problem It's like when your mom gets disappointed with you instead of being angry But instead of your mom it's disappointing you and she gives you the silent treatment Dean coral will tie you to a board and Strangled you to death and then rape your dead body. No interesting But this is where the interesting dynamic comes between pedophiles and their victims that I think that Dean coral sort of abused It I think with pedophiles sort of definitely But I think we're like John Wayne Gacy We're gonna find there was an unnamed person that served as a witness against John Wayne Gacy during his trial that is

His name was never put on the record. I sent you an article about a Marcus I forget to write it. We should post it onto the Facebook We definitely will but the idea is is that John Wayne Gacy had a he had possibly had an accomplice and what it seems to be to me is That pedophiles and their victims relationship oftentimes, especially if it's homosexual pedophilia. It's father to son These people don't have father figures That's the reason why they they became pedophiles in the first places because a lot of times they were molested as children They construed that as love now. They believe that the loving relationship they have with their victims They believe it's a loving relationship. Yes, I believe that what they're doing is caring for them

Yeah, if you go on these message boards, they that the twisted logic that pedophiles use to justify their crimes is mind-boggling Well, that's why Nambla. I mean the L stands for love. Yeah, exactly. This is really what they believe disgusting It's completely fake. No, I know I have a long history of taking care of children who were molested. Yeah, it's very confusing for them Yeah, you must have been so scary at first Why? No, I was just being tall, you know, just being tall was scary. I was 12 when we started doing foster care. You were 7 feet tall when you were 12. Well, I was 6 foot 7. But Dean Coral is a sexual sadist and is still grooming Wayne and David Brooks in the way that a pedophile would groom a normal victim, right? They believe that their victims were below them that they were tools to be used. They were toys. The kids were toys

But Dean looked at Wayne and David Brooks as you will be my equals I raise you like a father. You were like me And so it's like what I am doing is instilling my values into you and I hold you above these other kids Now that the process has gone through, especially when in beginning they started off as victims They started off like they were supposed to be killed But then he saw something in them like a fucking baseball scout and was like you've got the X factor He was being fucking Simon Cowell and he was like you go to Hollywood and they go They joined the team, they joined the expo's

I'll call this team the expo's Sure, why not And when they started to pull away, which you can see immediately Like I imagine like basically once you're kind of stuck in this scenario when you're somebody like David Brooks Who is basically in a, you're in a monetary situation with Dean Coral Like you were getting cash Wayne Henley's getting cash, he's your boss But your boss views you as a father

I don't know if anybody's ever had that at a job where it's like Or your boss views you as a son Yes, your boss views you as a son I don't know if anybody's ever had that at a job where it's like I had a boss that viewed me like a son once And got really upset with me when I tried to quit You were working in some sort of human sex trafficking restaurant or something Yeah, but I knew he was killing him Oh, I see, okay

From the beginning No, no, no, I mean second week So where is this Panera located exactly? Oh, it's everywhere Oh yeah, Panera, you didn't know Panera was the back door for a gigantic international child slavery ring? I did not, but I do believe it Oh, and the egg sandwiches are fantastic I don't even want to talk about that

But Dean Coral was so disappointed by watching them pull away That I'm certain that they were going to be dead David Brooks and Wayne Henley were going to be dead very soon and if not they were going to kill him Like that was sort of, it was already happening and it just must have aided him so hard to watch his protégés run away from him Poor sad Dean, isn't that rough for him? Well Dean's last house, and remember we said he moved five or six times a year for five years His last house actually belonged to his father It was on 2020 Lamar Street in Pasadena, Texas

Which is actually on the other side of Houston from the Heights But this house was by far the most blood-soaked out of all of Dean's different apartments And during this three-year rampage, this house strangely enough because of the petroleum plants that were surrounding it And this is a smell that we have talked about being surrounding serial killers again and again It smelled like sour milk Oh you gotta try my new Yankee candle, the best part about just lighting is I call it son of samtacular smells And you do it and you just light the candle and oh it's got that milk smell I love I can't go to sleep unless I smell it oh god

I'm here, I'm looking for more of a summer rain or a winter stew Well you better get out of here before I shoot you in the face because I can't really provide anything to that wave For you and it disappoints me, I disappoint myself They should have thought of that, I should have made a candle that was nice but no A popcorn butter, do you have anything like that? They said make the smells you know and this is the smell I know Oh I keep selling it in Texas though, this is good It's a gift from my mom, I guess her house does smell like rotten milk anyway so

Yeah, for your mother I'll take four What's it like having a mother? It's nice Yeah she loves me a lot I'll see you around No although a few people did say the Dean was acting just a might bit stressed In the days before his death

Wayne Henley was the only one who saw what Dean Correll was really like when he was stressed This is what Wayne said about Dean Correll in that last month Dean would make these short jerky movements He'd start smoking a cigarette which he usually never did And he'd say he needed a new boy It was like a bloodlust As far as that bloodlust went Over the course of just one month between June 1st and August 4th

Wayne and Dean would kill eight boys Five of them from the heights Being like a regular Jennifer Lawrence and a David O Russell What? Many films made together Sort of like that, yes Why don't you go Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, how's about that? I could have

Or none of that The analogy falls apart But just like any professional who says he's going to pull one last job and then get out of the business So now you're equating him to Al Pacino from Godfather 3 Or George Clooney from Ocean's 11 Interesting Yeah, Dean's final boy would lead to his death on August 8th, 1973 And it would all hinge on a girl named Rhonda Williams

On a woman! A woman! Thank God See, another reason why Wayne Henley was pulled away from Dean Was because he was fallen for young Rhonda Who just happened to be the fiance that Frank Aguirre The first boy that Wayne Henley witnessed Dean murder left behind when he was killed And the way he did it, which is that in a very nefarious way

It's almost like I don't know if anybody in middle school ever joked about with their friends Being like, alright, now you pretend to attack her And then I come out and I fend off the attacker Then she'll love me forever No, I think that's the opening scene from Dirty Work or something like that It's like feature film, yeah It is from Dirty Work actually That's what you call a con

Yes, that's what it is And it's not a good way to build a solid foundation to a relationship But this is exactly what he did with Rhonda by telling her, like, Frank's not coming back And I can't believe he treat you like that I'll treat you right, I'll be here because it's like, it's not like I killed him or anything But I'm just saying that I'll be here Let me clarify, it was kingpin, as a matter of fact That's right

Yeah, so we didn't have to pay rent That's right Yeah, and then you had to eat her out Oh, goodness, that's... See, the only testimony that I could find about Rhonda and Wayne's relationship Comes from a man named Ron Sourdellia Who owned the Third Eye Spirit Shop Where Rhonda actually worked

Little, nice little local occult bookstore in Houston, Texas Cool shit Yeah, Ron Sourdellia said the two used to hang out at his shop together quite a bit They'd make out on the couch that he had in the back And he said that they seemed to like each other quite a bit About Wayne Henley specifically, Ron said He liked to rap with me about metaphysics Shortly before the story broke, we got into a rap on aura reading

And that was straight shit Let me ask you this, would you think less of him If you knew his first name was actually Elmer What? Yes, he's an Elmer How long I was like talking to an Elmer? Oh man, that horses my toad It's all a lie

Now Rhonda, ironically, actually was planning on running away The night of August 8th, 1973 But Henry told her, look, me and this other kid, Tim Curley Were actually heading over to Deans right now Why don't you just come hang out with us instead So at 3am, Wayne Henley, Tim Curley, and Rhonda Williams Showed up at Deans door And when the three walked in, Dean exploded with rage

He took Wayne to the next room and he told him You weren't supposed to bring any goddamn girl You ruined everything Oh my god And it's true Yeah, he did not like ladies No, he did not like ladies I mean, it was, yeah, Dean's house was, you might call, a bit of a boys club

Hmm, dead boys club Yeah, dead boys club Seems like he actually hated boys more than ladies But then he, it's very confusing It's very confusing You don't understand He loved them so much that he had to turn them into ghosts That would populate his dreams

Well, there's actually a scientific basis behind this See, a lot of pedophiles, there are theories that pedophiles aren't made, they're born Because a lot of pedophiles, they have an abundance of white matter in their brain So the circuits in our brain that go from evolutionarily Go from child protect, pedophiles, their brain goes to child fuck Very scientific, okay, good You should read that book, it's Purve by I can't remember who wrote it, but yeah, the book is called Purve

It's really good, I read the first like 30 pages of it, it's really good It's one of the best books on Paraphilias Paraphilias, and just one of the best books on sex that I've ever read It's a fascinating book And if you pop a bone to it, call the police No, there's plenty of stuff to pop a bone to it in, and you're totally fine That's what he says

Don't worry about your bone, man, unless it is sexual satism or pedophilia He's concerned about the bone But every other bone's totally fine, don't worry about your bone When you pop a bone in a way that doesn't feel right, that's your body saying Hey, send me to the police Right Hey, cut off your wiener, it's gonna get us in trouble Let your dick guide you

So Dean, after he bawled out Henry, or Henley in the other room He composed himself and pulled out the paper bags, a couple of cans of spray paint Passed him out to his guests, said have at it, kids He waited for them all to pass out, of course, the natural conclusion to any huff and party And a couple hours later, Wayne, who had a much higher huff tolerance than the other two Yeah, that made him pretty cool Yeah, cool guy, yeah He came to before they did, and he found that his ankles were bound

And Dean was slapping a pair of handcuffs around his wrists As he looked around the room, he saw that the floor had been covered in thick plastic sheeting And his friend Tim Curley was already stripped naked and strapped to the torture board While Rhonda lay fully clothed, bound by nylon rope I wonder why she didn't have her clothes taken off That's something, maybe you put more clothes on her Yeah, sounds like deja vu all over again I would have said when I woke up full of a huff face

Huff haste, just like, oh man, I know this fucking trip, dude Classic Huffers So Dean walked over to the radio and turned it up full blast Walked over to Wayne and shoved a.22 pistol into his stomach and screamed I'm gonna teach you a lesson Bad, bad, Leroy Brown, the baddest man in the whole damn place I hate this song! Possibly Grand Funk Rail wrote, who topped the charts in 1973 with

We're an American band I like that song a lot, honestly And if you think about it, we are kind of an American band Yeah, it's the three of them and he's like, we used to be one But now we're just one, now it's just D Coral And you know another song that hits the charts in 1972 What is the loneliest number? That was 1971

I was close though Very close But Dean shoved the.22 pistol into Henley's stomach But before Dean could pull the trigger Wayne started fast talking real quick He started begging for his life He reminded Dean of all the good times they'd had throughout the years And he told him, listen, I'm gonna make it all right

I'm gonna kill Rhonda You don't have to worry about it We can put all this behind us I'm just gonna kill her, okay? And Dean just looked at him and just went I knew I could trust you all along We're friends again Yep

Sorry about the handcuffs Now I almost went a little too far with that one You're like, Gene, you almost did, yes You were gonna rape me Well, we can lull about it now So Dean, he relents He puts the gun down on the table right next to Wayne He unties his ankles

He removes the handcuffs He walks back to Tim Curley He removes all of his own clothes And tells Wayne points at Rhonda and says, get to work But instead of following another one of Dean's orders Wayne picked up the gun, pointed it at Dean And according to Rhonda Williams, who was just coming to, said I can't go on any longer

I can't have you kill all my friends And Dean now completely naked and most likely fully erect That's Marcus' detail that he put in Most likely though, he probably was Absolutely was He rushed towards Wayne shouting, kill me Well, why don't you kill me then And Wayne, with Dean only a foot away

Pulled the trigger and shot Coral three times in the chest And twice in the back As Rhonda Williams put it, Wayne killed the devil Nice And as the three sat on the front porch waiting for the cops to arrive Wayne turned to his friend, Tim Curley, and said If you wasn't my friend, I could have got $1,500 for you I wish I could just see them

You want some Zagnut? What do you talk about? The most casual thing in the world It's just like, you know, I could have gotten $1,500 for you So a thank you would be nice Right Thank you I guess thank you

Very nice So police arrived just a few minutes later Because Tim, you know, because actually Wayne Henley had called up the cops and he said Hey, you need to get over here. I just killed a guy So send someone over quick And when police walked inside the house They found Dean Coral's naked body lying in a pool of his own blood

They described him as pale, puffy, and flaccid But, you know, if you go through life And that's how the final description of you is Not bad Pale, puffy, and flaccid We're all gonna die that way I want there to be skid marks before I hit my casket Not poop or a skid

No, no, no, no, no That's why, oh, yes, skid marks is not a good term for that I mean rock and roll You want to die in a car accident? No, no, no, I'm just... I wanted to live life to its fullest Yeah, because skid marks imply that you know you're about to get into an accident You want no skid marks, really

Now, because Dean moved around so much The house was mostly empty The only decoration was a poster in Dean's bedroom Jesus-like figure on it with just one word printed at the bottom Love And Jesus was smiling and then the painting had a full fucking erect cock Oh, that's right Like a real Christian

Right, hang on You had a fucking priest's flagpole going You know what I'm saying? Oh, I know what you're saying, yes No, besides, of course, the torture board, the dildos, the reams of plastic sheeting The tiny little glass tubes, the handcuffs, and the nylon rope Also found a box large enough to fit a human But small enough where said human would have to be uncomfortably stuffed inside

This is also put in 1973 where the obesity epidemic really hadn't reached its peak Like it has now Yeah, yeah So when he moved, you know when you move, you're like, this is bedroom, this is kitchen And you mark it with a sharpie on the box No, he had like Stanley written on it or Bruce Right See, the box had air holes, drilled in the sides

And while there was no blood, police found several hairs that would later be matched to victims That they would soon discover on Wayne Hinley's direction Well, legitimately, that's probably like his boo box And if anybody remembers the movie Hook Where I imagine he had to guide, that was one of his torture techniques Whether he would go in that box And he'd be like, boo, there's a ghost out here Oh, you better be scared because I'm a ghost

And he's like, no, I'm scared because you're a man who's gonna kill me and rape me No, I'm a ghost Boo box is real, we used it all the time post 9-11 And Saddam would put bad soccer players in the boo box also in the rock Yeah, they put them in metal, these metal sheds with no ventilation out in the middle of the desert And then Peter Pan's not real, so nobody rescued them Well, I'm gonna put it this way, if your one job is to be good at soccer And if you're not good at soccer, you get put in the boo box, get good at soccer

Get better, you're better Now Wayne, when the cop showed up, he could have very easily said absolutely nothing About the near two dozen boys that he and Dean had killed together Not to mention the other boys that Dean and David had killed before Wayne even arrived He could have told them, yeah, I knew Dean, everyone knew Dean, I hung out with him But I had no idea he was into shit like this Yeah, you killed him in self-defense, you literally had it all bought and sold for you I stopped the criminal, you could have been a hero

He literally could have gotten out of the heights on a newspaper thing being like, hero needs a job And he could have went anywhere and he would have been like, he killed the devil Oh yeah, and before it really came out, that's how like the first day, that's how the papers were touting him as They were actually saying they were comparing him to a knight that had slayed a dragon Like that is an actual quote from one of the articles that was written the day of But instead of being called smog, the dragon would have been called smug Yeah, and you know, it's very possible that the Houston police department, not only possible But very likely that Houston PD would have completely taken him at his work

Of course, absolutely Yeah, like oh, you shot and killed this guy, well, you know, put one in the black It is so much easier to not believe that 29 boys have just been, you know, murdered and sexually assaulted by this man Or you say you, you know, but the maybe guilt caused him to do it Maybe But then I think just straight up being bad at being a criminal Wayne Henley just started fucking blabbing That's what every bad criminal does, they start talking

That is the worst thing that you can do, even if you're innocent Talking to the police is the absolute worst idea Get a lawyer Immediately If you have killed people, go to the police Go to the police Turn yourself in Turn yourself in today

Don't do it, don't do it tomorrow, don't put it off the next week But can I please just ask of us a five star review on iTunes before you do Your generation review from prison, yeah But Wayne Henley, obviously later on we're going to see how many interviews he's done since he's been in jail He is a media whore Yes he is I think that's a part of this, is that he likes the sound of his own voice It also makes him feel important to be at the center of something so huge

And also, he's an idiot Yes, I believe that So at first he told the police the same thing, the same exact thing that Dean had told both him and David years before to ease him into murder He told them like, yeah, I brought boys to Dean pretty often, but he definitely wasn't killing him He was not killing him, he was just selling them into a sex slavery ring No, that is a worse crime, that's what nobody understands, is that in this whole context Selling someone into sex slavery is a worse crime than killing them Technically Dean was being nicer killing them by sending them off to be in the sex slavery

Yeah, I mean how atrocious is your crime when you're just like, I'll get out of it by saying a sex slavery ring That's what I was working on, yes sir, that's it But as the conversation went on, Wayne kind of relented a little bit and he said, yeah, yeah, actually Dean did actually He did kill a couple of boys and I kind of sort of maybe helped him bury about, oh, 19 or so Out in a boat shed outside of town And we know these are bad cops, so it's obvious, he was just giving this information up fairly free willingly Well the guys were all like, probably half listening, sucking on a lone star, just being like, yep, yep You know, wheels on in about 15 minutes, right boys? Like, yeah, wheels on

Been around for a long time So Wayne loaded up into a car with a couple of detectives and directed them out to Southwest boat storage on Silverbell Lane Where police discovered one of the most gruesome crime scenes in American history made even more gruesome by the police themselves Oh, it's horrifying So the boat shed, number 11, was 15 feet high by 12 feet wide by 24 feet deep Big enough to at least store a small yacht Or 29 boys Yeah

And when the police broke the lock and opened up the door, they found everything that a man would need to make his own great work No, technically this would be like your playland I mean, all you need is dirt and shovels and it's my playland I don't need two 10 pound sacks of lime to AD composition I don't need two plastic 20 gallon garbage cans to remove the dirt from the Actually, that I wouldn't This is what I'm saying, I think you would It's everything but the lime

And the children And the children I bet goes without saying, man Okay, let's just clarify He would just be burying balloons with frowny faces drawn on them out there Guys, I do imagine episode of Storage Wars Which would be hilarious, all these people Okay, I take one million dollars for number 11

Yeah, one million dollars You gotta believe it's this last time I got in this store And you know, they want a Scotty Pippin's catheters in there For when he was in the hospital Yeah, I sold that for $1,500 And some guy, he bought it and he uses it as a straw When he's taking it to the movie theater Oh, how many bodies?

Oh! Yeah, police, they also found a garbage bag full of clothing That Dean had presumably kept as trophies As a lot of serial killers do And they also found the bicycle of a 13 year old boy Who had vanished just five days earlier Now, it should have become obvious to police at this point That they were facing a gigantic crime scene

The evidence along with Wayne Henley's insistence That there were up to 19 bodies buried in the shed Pointed towards a massive and delicate operation Was about to go down Now usually, before the process even begins Before you even put one tiny little shovel into the dirt Every piece of evidence on the surface is bagged, documented Stored away, and once the excavation has actually begun

They only used soft wooden or plastic tools So they don't damage the bodies at all Like an archaeologist Think about how an archaeologist, like Think about all those weird Egyptian, you know Alien Egyptian shows that you see And how they meticulously dig It's a boring job

It's a very boring job But yeah, they brush tiny little bits of things And then they're like, it's a clavicle bone From a, aww, just a pelican And great care has to be taken to document exactly Where every piece of clothing and every personal artifact Is discovered in relation to the bodies Like you have to say, like

Torn sweatshirt, like torn piece of cotton Found ten inches deep, six inches from the edge Like you have meticulous When you get into the nitty gritty of scientific evaluation In a court, let's say The lawyers and experts you have used these little details In order to create shadow of a doubt That's the whole point, is that they use these details

Specifically in order to either make someone innocent or guilty And what do they do instead? You know, okay So we might forgive a little indelicacy On the part of the Houston police They're not very good in the begin with And it's also, this is 1973 This is long before modern forensic science

Is really being utilized And also, this is a mass grave The only precedent for a mass grave like this Frankly is concentration camps But of course the Houston police department As they did with almost everything else Approached it from the dumbest, laziest And most grossly incompetent way

They possibly could have Instead of documenting all of the evidence Such as the boys' bicycle And the garbage bags full of teenager clothing They just tossed it outside Instead of using wooden tools They used metal shovels It's like they watch an episode of Maverick

And they were like, we just gotta do this Like Maverick would do it And then just throw it out there And be like, oh, tiny bicycles are gay Throw it in the dumpster And they'd be like, nobody cares about any of that shit It was like they did it in the manliest way possible Yeah, let's get it over with

But worst of all Instead of using law enforcement professionals To exhume the bodies, even beat cops Would have been better than this They drafted prisoners Mostly winos from the county jail drunk tank And forced them for two days To dig out the bodies of seventeen teenage boys

They still do this to this day Rikers uses inmates for all the mass The poppers graves for homeless people They find they still use inmates to bury them And I would assume exhume them if they had to Can I say, though, what is more sobering Than digging up the decomposed bodies of seventeen boys I mean, it's kinda nice you get out of the jail cell

You get the sunshine Right, kind of, yeah Yeah, that's actually what these guys were probably thinking Because they didn't tell the prisoners What they were gonna be doing until they showed up Outside of this boat shed They just handed them a shovel And said, alright boys

Now, this year's a bit of a humduggle Now, a humduggle is, you know, as you like to know That's a country boonduggle Alright, now, what you have to remember here Is there's gonna be a whole lot of scruffliffle going on there And you gotta keep your head about you, alright And you need to keep your toes up And keep your heels down, alright

There's about seventeen pelvises in there And you need to fish them out with your teeth, okay And it is, that is kind of a boonduggle But to be fair to the Houston Police Department All the prisoners who participated Got just a little bit of time chucked off their sentence That every time you dig up twenty-nine dead bodies You get a week off your sentence

Isn't that sweet? Every time? Every time, so these guys might be out now Sand me up! Yeah, a couple of weeks Now within fifteen minutes The first two diggers hit a deposit of lime And the stench of decomposition just filled the air

And this was, you gotta remember This is an unventilated metal structure This is August in Houston The average temperature in Houston in August Is ninety-four degrees And the humidity, a hundred percent Suffocating humidity The workers dug beneath the lime

And found thirteen-year-old James Dremala naked Wrapped in plastic And soon after Dremala's body was discovered Wayne Henley, who was waiting outside Finally broke and asked the guards If he could use a telephone to call his mother And we actually have that telephone call This is it

Who? Mama Who's this? It's Wayne Yes, this is Mama, baby Mama? What? I killed D

Why him? Me? Why me, me? Yes, yes Oh, God Why me? It's alright, it's alright Where are you?

Mama, I'm out of this warehouse Where? Out of that warehouse, you keep Can I come out there? Yes, yes It's a large part No, you can't come I'm with the police, Mama

No, really, who I feel for that is Wayne Henley's mother She actually tried to be a good mother Like Dean Coral was kind of considered to be a family friend He was actually seen as kind of a good influence on Wayne Henley Because he was an upstanding dude who had a job in his own house And he took care of himself and he dressed neat And he had a weird girlfriend that looked like a sack of fucking old leaves He was a clean cook guy

He'd come over and he'd have Thanksgiving dinner with him She felt like she knew this guy Well, Dean was making the phone call The police understandably started to question the owner of the storage facility A woman named Mamie Manier Another just star on the flag of Texas She also lived on the premises She told police that Dean Coral had been renting the space for the last three years

Since November of 1970 And she said that Dean visited his shed two or three times a week Sometimes just to drop off or pick up materials Sometimes to work inside for hours on end Hey Mamie, I'm just going inside, you know me Just got lots of new tarps I like the squeaking sound they make when I walk in there What am I doing? I'll see you soon, all right

She said that the only odd thing that she ever noticed was There was a real unpleasant odor that came from the shed Every time there was a heavy rain Mamie, I just want to know, I want to warn you I'm going to be making a bit of Indian food in there And I'm new to it and I love the flavors and smells of mimbay But you must know that it's foreign to our Texas noses So, all right, I'll be seeing you

Don't even fucking think about opening the store All right, bye Yeah, and the other weird thing is that For some reason, the shed just seemed to be surrounded by stray dogs All the time, huh? Like all just like rolling all over each other And she never really seemed to notice that You know, Dean and his two teenage companions were

Constantly carrying in body-sized boxes And constantly carrying out 20 gallon garbage cans Filled with dirt And she didn't really even think much about the fact that Dean had been pestering her for the past few months About running out a second shed Hi Mamie, hi, I know you're busy, hey But I was looking into maybe getting a second shed

Because it's not so much that this shed is full It's just like I'm used to it And I like, I just want a new shed I like that new shed, feeling that new shed smells Right, this is classic though, right? This is willful ignorance so she could have plausible denial, isn't it? Everybody, yeah, everybody in this, yeah What's because in the end you just assume

Because it is a small town and because it is the south And you give everybody their privacy We kind of have, the south has it In New York we live on top of each other Like a bunch of animals We're a snitch on everybody's society here in New York Say something, see something, say something But it's almost like the opposite

We're so on top of each other We ignore it almost instinctively now Because you guys just don't hear it anymore But you can hear everybody fart In Texas there's space between everybody And so everybody's kind of used to it And they're like, oh that's his business And there's a lot of fucking weirdos out in the middle of Texas

Oh dear lord, yeah let me tell you man There's a lot of... So while police were questioning the owner of the facility Prisoners were still hard at work digging up more bodies And two more bodies were found soon after the first One had a Venetian blind cord still knotted around his neck His mouth opened so wide from gasping for air That his lips were curled up under both his upper and lower teeth

The soil was blackened and soaked in the fluids Of the long-sense putrified bodies One worker was so drenched in black body muck That a detective had to hold a cigarette to the prisoner's mouth So he could properly smoke it to try to get the corpse smell Out of his nasal cavities That's what they said they were all doing The officers that didn't smoke were chain smoking in there

In order to cover the smell And that must have been fun It's like you've ever been in a smoking lounge in the Cincinnati airport? Oh yeah It's like that Just sausage meat because they're all gnawing on sausage in Ohio And just cigarette smoke on top of it Well what these guys were doing

They were like, yeah they talk about the black muck They talk about them constantly smoking cigarettes You know what they sent out for for dinner? Fried chicken Yeah they're all eating fried chicken Oh I actually don't have a problem with that Dude they're covered in black muck They're covered in body fluid

Is it feltcher? What was that stuff? We talked about this a long time It was like feltcher or mung Mung So you're saying oh maybe don't order out for finger foods That's the idea Maybe it's something with a fork

Or smoothies I don't know I can see a good fried chicken It's tough to not be hungry for fried chickens Fried chickens are also really good It's some of the best fried chicken in the world Tough day for that delivery guy though Kind of a bizarre place to show up

What you guys doing? Have some kind of barbecue? Oh god Yeah kind of a goopy tip So the diggin stopped around midnight And picked back up early the next morning And by noon four more bodies had been exhumed And as they dug deeper the bodies Had long since sluiced out of their plastic casing

Had started to mix together This is what detective Larry Orles later said about it We had to reach in without hands And separate little bitty bits of bone And then pitch them into bags We were pulling hairs out of the mud and chunks Working in mud made out of dirty and rotten blood It was caked on our shoes and got into our clothes

Inside this mixture of bones Sludge and plastic Police found two different sealed plastic bags Containing severed genitals And while everything around these bags of genitals Had long since decomposed The airtight seals on the plastic bags Had preserved them almost perfectly

Oh wow it's weird down the middle of these bodies Someone tossed us a bag of hot dogs in there Oh you know if someone fire up the grill I'm actually now looking and I'm hungry for a hot dog Oh it's got a mushroom tip They could make a good ziplock commercial I guess To fuck Hang it upside down

That is good It's just a bunch of baby carrots inside a ziplock bag Buried into a sluice of rotten body Nice By the end of the second day 17 bodies of the 19 bodies Henley told police were buried there had been removed Police said they actually wanted to go deeper

But it was too far down for the shovels to really work And they were almost knee deep in corpse liquid And the city of Houston had been quote unquote Too slow to bring out the right machinery So they just sort of gave up They're like well 17's good enough You know I think we got enough You know what I'm starting to think

I'm just gonna say we hit our country limit I guess so what would get these guys motivated to move Not slow Just a little quicker what does it take It's fucking Texas I'm sorry about what I will say about Texas Is that I got pulled over by a cop once And the walk that he did

From the car to my car Like it was in the middle of nowhere in Texas And he just went the And it was like his fucking belly was just swinging back and forth And it was like he was moving in slow motion And the cop just he was like I'd give you a ticket But you already got time served It's fine like you just sit there for a week and a half

Yeah Texas cops are the fucking worst I don't know what's worse than more Georgia cops Unless you're a Georgia cop I love ya Yeah it's a matter of fact if we're ever in Texas I think they're just wonderful They're great love their attitudes Think about Texas Walker Ranger there

Texas Ranger Walker Now it is very very likely That there are at least two bodies Still buried beneath that boat shed Possibly many more Naturally such a gruesome event Was covered extensively in the papers

From day one And when the father of David Brooks Who was a close personal friend Of a police lieutenant David Brooks' father was When he read about the man Who his son used to hang out with Had most likely murdered dozens of boys

He hauled his son in to the police department To make a witness statement Now this is like the sign of kind of an honorable man Because literally he was just like You're gonna fucking tell him everything you know Which is kind of different It's very interesting I don't know if it's good or bad Like my mom has said this to me on multiple occasions

She was like Henry Thomas have you murdered someone? I tell them you were with me Like she is like My mom would lie for me on the stand If she had to The criminal justice system is corrupt And I would highly recommend if you do other than murder

But if your kid does something wrong I don't know You can be a parent and teach them yourself Yeah go spank him I guess if he's murdered 29 boys Well that's a different story He didn't steal a Snickers bar from the deli It was 29

I mean this is like yeah But David Brooks is saying like I don't know dad I don't know but the guy And of course like the father Is gonna be like alright yeah You're gonna tell him everything you know Anything that might help

Find more boys, bodies Anything you might know You have to tell him But as the questions started coming But David Brooks was holding out David Brooks wasn't saying anything Because David Brooks was much smarter than Wayne Henley Which is why he left with his quote unquote girlfriend

I don't think maybe he was a homosexual But it doesn't matter because he was getting out of town He was like fuck it I'm getting married I'm going legit fuck all this I'm gone Wayne Henley flipped on him immediately And said David Brooks is also involved He's more involved than me Like he was doing that classic

Like cause they're probably going in between each rooms Well Wayne says that you got everything to do with this case And then going to David Going to Wayne and being like David says You got everything to do with this case To see what they do It's the prisoner's dilemma Always stay silent like Mark said

Unless of course you killed 29 people again In a minute Yeah it'd be cool Go tell them Now even though the majority of the bodies Were buried in the boat shed There were still Another nine left to be accounted for

Dean Corral's second burial site Was near a village named High Island Quite a ways away from Houston Now while there was no mass grave there All other bodies were found under the direction Of Wayne Henley and a detective named Bucky Faggard Now I don't see anything funny about my name

And I don't know why every single time I would introduce myself And it is pronounced Buke Faggard I cannot stand the chuckling Yeah I don't understand it either What is it? What's your name? Buck Faggard? No It's pronounced Buke Faggard

Alright and I am Dutch And I will not stand this mockery Of my standing as a police officer Now excuse me and help fetch this pool cue From inside my asshole Will do So they're out there you know Bucky and Wayne and David

They're exhuming bodies left and right And this has become a true And total of media circus Truman Capote showed up down there Because Truman Capote was planning He was like alright I need my next in cold blood Which Truman he actually tried again and again To try to find just the right case

He wrote some great true crime short stories But never quite found that case And he thought that the Dean Corral case Was going to be his next in cold blood But the problem is without Dean Corral His story goes cold Well actually the problem was that Truman Capote got really sick

And he wasn't able to write anymore I think he's still because that's the things That Wayne Henley and David Brooks were still alive I can only imagine Can you imagine The book that Truman Capote would have written About this story It would have been better than in cold blood

It would have been the true crime epic It would have been the best true crime It just makes me so angry Everyone knows Capote did his best writing When he was rock hard And I think he might have been in this case So when police exhumed Like they're just boom boom boom

More bodies more bodies But when police exhumed the 26th body They were ordered By police chief Herman Short to stop One detective said Henley and Brooks told us that they thought That there were more bodies and there were other places

Where we wanted to dig but we were told no They were told no No more The only possible explanation For this is that with the discovery of the 26th body Dean Corral And by extension The city of Houston had officially broken

The record of most bodies Killed by one or more men And that was set by one corona Who had murdered 25 migrant workers In California Two years before And so that means this fucker was sitting on Making murder spree

That he let happen But he wanted to be promoted didn't he Oh he went on to resign Almost immediately after It's not like winning all the championships Like your Bill Belichick or something No no no it's bad No he's not the Phil Jackson

Of police chief Well if we want to just say numbers of murders allowed Again we're number one in something Number one So eventually 29 murders Would officially be attributed To the trio of Dean Corral, David Brooks And Wayne Henley

A record that would stand for just a few short years Before John Wayne Gacy And the city of Deplain, Illinois Chuckled his way to the number one spot With 33 bodies I'm Casey Casey Dean Corral's funeral He did have an actual funeral

They said it was a somber affair They said it lasted less than 15 minutes But Corral, remember It was a Vietnam vet He was given a full Veteran's funeral With an honor guard Who folded up the American flag that was draped on his coffin

And presented it to his father That would have been a complicated buffet line To be on at that funeral Well serial killers are uniquely American So perhaps it makes sense To some degree And as far as Wayne Henley and David Brooks go They were sentenced to life in prison

And still sit in Texas penitentiaries To this very day And David Brooks hasn't said shit, but Wayne Henley If you just look him up, he said a lot So if you want to hear his voice, there was a British documentary That I could also put on the Facebook page And it's pretty fucking fantastic It's an interview with Wayne Henley

Where he's just like, Dane hypnotize me Literally you would spin shoes on a string And I'd be like, what? And all of a sudden It was 29 boys later Oh my god, alright, wow We made it to the end of Dean Corral We're all forever changed And it wasn't not fun

I will agree, my goodness What a monster Thanks, of course, again to Sammy Coughlin For all her help on this And thanks to new research assistant Lana Who helped out with all of that Exca, all that exhumation

Forensics work She's gonna be helping us out in the future Thank you so much, can't wait to work with you more I'm so excited And we're about to do some real conspirator stuff Coming up which I'm really excited for And I have been brewing In my own mind

An alien episode that will Definitely confuse you Wonderful, I can't wait It's already confusing me Well, I'm very confused now as well Happy to be off the child kill train for a moment That'll be good For a long, long while

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