Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 226: The Hillside Stranglers Part II - Airplane School
Episode Date: June 3, 2016It's time for murder on this second of three episodes about the Hillside Stranglers as we Kenneth Bianchi and Angelo Buono's sadistic killing spree from beginning to end. Music by:Â "Mary Celeste" Kev...in MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Casa Bossa Nova" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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There's no place to escape to.
This is the last podcast on the left.
That's when the cannibalism started.
What was that?
It's hot outside.
It's hot outside.
It's hot outside.
Porn bloopers, huh?
We're just gonna start the show.
Welcome to the last podcast on the left.
I am Ben Kissel.
That's Marcus Parks.
Can we let him talk?
Yes, of course you can let me talk.
This is his free speech zone.
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
That's how I announced my free speech zone
as I bring an air horn with me.
And I just blasted until people leave me alone
within a half square mile.
Oh, I see.
Free speech zone means you can't let anybody else.
You don't want to hear anybody else.
Absolutely.
I have to keep it at a decimal level,
at which I cannot hear lies.
I will say the worst place to tell your girlfriend
that you love her for the first time is a rap concert
because they're always blowing that damn blow horn.
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
I love you.
What's that, honey?
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
I love you.
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
All right.
Well, speaking of the complete absence of love,
we're under the hillside stranglers part two.
My God, it gets gruesome.
Yes.
At the beginning of one of these heavy hitters,
I like to really sit and think about,
like, why do these serial killers actually become serial killers?
There's a lot of, like, there's a core reason
for a lot of people.
Andy was a monster, right?
He hated seeing, like, nice things.
He also was a bit of a late and Republican.
I'm gonna look at Mr. Kissle over there.
Yeah.
But I would say he, so he fueled a lot of hatred into stuff, right?
John Wayne Gacy was, was hated gays.
His father made him hate homosexuals.
But John Wayne Gacy himself was so gay,
he wanted a semen color, like fucking scented candle.
Oh, yeah.
He wanted to just have a semen cupboard rag
and put it up his nose while he was at work all day.
And if you do want to know what a semen scented candle smells like,
you can go into any 13-year-old boy's bedroom.
That's pretty much exactly what it'll smell like.
John Wayne Gacy was so gay, he wanted, he was like,
he wanted to dress as a Jamaican maid kind of gay.
You know what I mean with like,
I don't know.
I had no idea what you mean.
That is not even a stereotype.
Out of all the stereotypes, gays have had to overcome.
You just put Jamaican maid dressers in there.
Oh, got to tie him up.
I got the tiddest sweater in my belly.
And so he's, he's, he was, he was fighting that, right?
Where did these guys come from?
Like, except this, I think this is one of the first cases truly
where you could see somebody like Bono
literally had like serial killer trading cards
where he was really a guy who grew up
with knowing that he wanted to literally be a rapist
when he grew up.
And Bianchi, I think at some point
made the active decision of being like,
huh, I think I could be a pretty good serial killer.
Well, without Bianchi, Bono couldn't kill.
And without Bono, Bianchi couldn't get away with it.
Yeah.
So you think that's what it is?
You think that Bono had the street smarts
that allowed the thing to go for it?
I guess we find that later on when he,
when Bianchi makes his move to Seattle,
like Frazier Crane does after Cheers.
Yeah, when Bianchi got the big radio deal, that's right.
Yeah, exactly.
Like these two guys, like they, on their own,
I don't think would have killed.
I think that when Bono got together with Bianchi,
Bianchi finally had somebody to push him into it.
I don't think Bianchi had it in him because
what you see with a lot of serial killers
is they have something that pushes him into it.
For example, John Wayne Gacy,
when he accidentally murdered that boy
who was just trying to make him breakfast.
He kind of wanted to murder the boy a little bit, though.
He kind of wanted to murder the boy a little bit
because they had that in him.
But he got pushed into it by himself,
but he still got pushed into it.
And then once he did it,
he found he liked it and escalated from there.
I think that this is a rare case
in which you have an actual human being
pushing that serial killer to murder.
And then once they murder, they find,
they love it, and they want to do it more.
Well, you look at what Clay Thompson
and Steph Curry are doing right now
with the Golden State Warriors,
the way they make themselves rise above.
Also, you got to almost,
I'm not going to say be jealous of,
but be aware of the true openness of their relationship
that they could tell each other's their innermost fantasies.
But that most straight couples,
most of any romantic couple
has a hard time expressing
what does they really want to each other.
But these guys just come out and say it.
What confidence, without a safety net,
love should be lived in a life without a safety net.
That's a good point.
Well, what it was is that it was a definite escalation.
I don't think they ever actually were sitting there one day
when we start killing some broads.
I don't think it got to that.
It started with them pimping.
They started pimping,
and they started treating women how
they pretty much always thought
that they should be treated.
They, of course, had that control over them.
And then once the trick list was sold to them,
they finally had an excuse.
That anger had been building up in them for so long,
because that's the thing about Bianchi and Bono.
They were power control killers.
And it started off with controlling these women
as pimps.
And then finally, once they had an excuse
to actually murder a woman,
they, of course, like they said,
okay, she sold us this trick list.
Let's kill the bitch.
Now we can.
Now we can.
It's a list of people who are the tricks.
No, no, no.
We covered it last episode.
The trick list.
What it was is that, remember,
it was supposed to be a list of people
that wanted call girls to come to them,
but in reality, it was a list of people
that liked to eat out.
Yeah, I remember.
That you made their people.
And also it said stuff like,
walk the dog around the world,
jump rope, yeah, the scatterbrained mammogram.
Have you seen that yo-yo trick?
No.
It is dangerous to do if your breasts
are not covered with a sort of kevlar.
Yes, that's good.
But that's what that was.
So they finally had that excuse to kill.
And then once they killed,
they didn't need the excuse anymore.
Because these guys, like I said,
they were power control killers.
They're highly organized, and all of their pleasure
comes from the capturing, torture,
and eventual murder of their victims.
And control is a huge part of these guys' process.
And as the control begins with the victims,
it begins before they even know that they're in danger.
Say for two victims, the stranglers,
their whole thing is they like to trick people.
They like to trick these women.
They like to demonstrate their mental superiority first,
and then they demonstrate their physical superiority over them.
It's also ease of the crime, right?
It's a part of tricking them,
is getting them into the car without incident.
It's without having a struggle.
Because a struggle out on the street
is where you're going to get a bunch of people watching.
Two men dragging a woman into a car
like that's going to freak out the whole neighborhood.
But also in the way they killed them that we'll go into,
that exhibits their need for control.
It's very similar to BTK.
Somehow together, it's like,
because Bianchi's kind of like a Bundy,
and Bono is kind of like a Coral Pans Ram.
He's just like a general,
like if the world had to throw it,
I want to put my hands around it kind of guy.
And together, they make like a BTK meets Jordan meets the other guy.
Are you giving me the elevator pitch for your new screenplay?
Is that the deal?
Okay.
Yeah, I think that's very true.
I think these guys do come together to make a BTK.
Just without all the weird fetish stuff
that BTK was super into.
They didn't do as many selfies as BTK did.
BTK liked art.
Disgusted.
So from the very beginning,
the L.I.P.D. knew that they were dealing with two perpetrators.
The first victim, Yolanda Washington,
had marks on her arms and legs
that indicated that two men had moved her
from the crime scene itself to a second location.
Furthermore, two different types of semen were found,
with one type belonging to a man known as a non-secreter.
Yeah, that's why I kept seeing the term non-secreter.
What does it mean?
A non-secreter means that they can't tell the blood type
of the perpetrator just from the man's semen alone,
just from his bodily fluids.
Usually, you can test semen like,
alright, this guy's type A, type B,
but with a non-secreter, they are still virile,
but it just means that they can't test the semen
to see what the person's blood type is.
But the thing is about that is that very few people
in the population are actually non-secreters,
so it, you know, brings down the pool a little bit.
So they're like the X-men.
Kind of.
But it's also like, I thought it was to test her blood type
by like touching the electrical current
of the blood like in the thing,
and it pops out as a monster.
That could work.
So, as Yolanda Washington was,
a black prostitute, by far,
the least dead type of person in America
as far as the media is concerned,
her death went largely unnoticed by Los Angeles at large.
She pretty much merited the same amount of news coverage
as, you know, a robbery in the police blotter.
Just a couple of lines, no one gave a shit.
Oh, when the mayor farts at a restaurant.
That's big news.
That's actually huge news, but a black prostitute,
nah, they don't really cover that.
Yeah.
Now, it was only the nature of the murder
that got police interested.
Specifically, Detective Frank Salerno,
who almost 10 years later would also work
the Richard Ramirez case, which is very interesting.
He would also be one of the key figures
in the Hillside Strangler investigation.
Probably one of the best slash worst men
to get drunk in a bar with.
No, I was just gonna say the best.
Without a doubt, every time you speak to someone
who is in law enforcement, you really want to get
those gritty, disgusting stories,
the majority of the stories are just like,
yeah, it turns, I was actually just a traffic cop.
You know, it's like really boring.
But this guy, my god, two serial killers
in one detective career, he's a superstar.
He had a collection of books, and just happened to be,
he used one of his feet as a bookmarks
in one of his books.
When time to sergeant, bet me $10,
I couldn't have 20 donuts in 10 minutes,
and I did.
Good story, man, thanks.
Now, if you'll remember from the end of the last episode,
Kim Bianchi, soon after moving out of Angelo's place,
shacked up with a woman named Kelly Boyd,
and not surprisingly, things were not going well.
It seemed like he'd be a responsive boyfriend,
lover, and husband, though.
Well, he was gentle, he was loving,
but he was extremely immature.
He was essentially a child,
takes no responsibility for anything.
Nothing is ever her fault.
Nothing is ever his fault.
And while a lot of the complaints were small things,
like he'd never fill up the gas tank in the car,
or he'd forget to turn off the lights when he left the house,
her biggest concern was the fact
that Kim would call out sick to work all the time
to go, quote-unquote, play cards with Angelo
over at his upholstery shop.
Oh, but playing cards is actually code for going out
and murdering a bunch of women.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, that's what he always said.
And she always said, no, I don't want to go play.
He's like, why don't you come and play cards, huh?
Why don't you come on out?
And she said, she's like, no, Angelo Bono,
I hate that guy, because she could, of course,
feel his intense hatred for all women.
I mean, I think that's a really wonderful technique
of four boyfriends to use when they know
they want to do something their girlfriend hates,
just invite her, because you know she's going to say no,
and then when you're walking out the door,
she'll be like, don't pretend like I didn't invite you, okay.
So it's a really, it's a great trick.
Also, I thought of that Angelo Bono has a very bad lisp.
He had a very bad speech impediment.
So I imagine when, before, I like,
when she first meets Bono, and he's just like,
look at me, don't, hey, look, you see this thing go right here?
This thing go right here, it's a point,
now dude, the fuck with me.
It's my finger and finger.
I don't know what it is with people that have
speech impediments, but they turn out to be
dangerous so many times.
They just have a, they've got a,
they have an inferiority complex.
Well, they have something to overcome,
and most of the time, especially with speech impediments,
in order to overcome it, you have to talk a bunch,
so then they become politicians,
or they become some just crazed lunatic.
James Earl Jones.
James Earl Jones.
I love him.
I've heard he's killed two girls.
Isn't that something?
James Earl Jones killed two girls before
the age of 20, and then the government covered
it up because they knew how melodious
his voice would become.
His speech pathologist.
They were a part of it.
The conspiracy.
We cannot confirm, we cannot confirm that James
Earl Jones killed two girls.
We cannot confirm it.
So when Kelly became pregnant
in the summer of 1977,
things got even worse.
Around the time of Yolanda
Washington's murder,
Ken and Kelly went to go see
Pete's Dragon, the 1977
Don Bluth classic.
And Ken, in the words of
author Ted Schwartz,
delighted in the animated fantasy
and had been anxious to see it.
Isn't it classic?
Don Bluth, he's great.
You ever seen it?
It's good.
It's part of the late 70's
orphan girl movie series.
Yeah, it's got red buttons in it.
Yeah, everybody loves red buttons.
Back when you didn't have to have a real name
when you joined Hollywood, you just said
the first thing that you saw.
Technically, his first name was,
his original name was Sheetolf Hitler.
Oh, I see.
Bad for entertainment.
Then he went with Golden Eagle,
then he changed it to red button.
So about halfway through the movie,
it was a very difficult pregnancy.
Left the theater to go be sick,
but Ken, unwavering in his fandom,
made her wait in the car
as he saw the Don Bluth classic to the end.
Now, like a fight on the street corner,
you can only see it once there wasn't Netflix,
there wasn't even DVDs back then.
If you're in the movie theater,
you walk out, you're not seeing that again
for a year.
Whether it's Pete's Dragon or you're
killing a girl in the street,
the 70's were a wonderful time to be alive.
So, Kelly moved in and out
of Bianchi's life many times
during the next few months,
but Ken, like many other serial killers,
for reasons unknown,
had a penchant for poetry
and was always able to woo her back.
You know why it's because, again,
very similar to BTK,
very interesting that that is a tidbit in there,
and he is a pussy,
weirdo piece of shit.
Yeah, I mean, I guess.
I wrote poetry a lot when I was younger.
Yeah, me too.
And I've written poetry.
I've had moments of softness.
I felt love in my heart.
I've seen a beautiful
crimson sunset and have thought,
is my life not the same
as that sunset?
Beautiful yet too short
to be captured.
Do you recall any of the poems that you wrote
or the subject matter?
Oh, God, I did write a poem
about Holden's parents' house
in college where I smoked a bunch of weed
and I went up there and I fucking wrote this poem
about the rich man's house, right?
And then I showed it to Holden and he's just like,
that's my fucking house.
Like, I'm the bad rich man.
I'm the bad rich boy.
Holden McNeely from the round table of gentlemen.
So Ken's marriage,
not going all that great,
but at the same time,
his and Bono's murder spree
was just beginning.
On Halloween night, 1977,
there picked up 15-year-old Judy Miller
on Hollywood Boulevard
in the area well known for prostitution.
Still is.
It's disgusting over there.
In a gimmick
they would use again and again,
Bono and Bianchi told Judy Miller
that she was under arrest.
They handcuffed her, they shoved her into the back
seat of their car and drove her
to Bono's upholstery shop
where they raped and murdered her.
Cops found her the next day
naked in a flower bed
in La Crescenta.
And while the LAPD had been hoping
that the Washington murder was an isolated incident,
the manor in which Judy was killed
along with the presence of non-secretar
Seaman along with
normal Seaman told him that the murders
were linked.
I can't believe we got this Cyclops Seaman again.
God damn it, what are we going to do?
Better call Xavier's
school for exemplary children.
They got a rapist in there.
Yeah, if the X-Men start doing those things
we'll never beat them.
One week before this murder
Ken and Kelly, they were actually
in one of their good periods.
They had attended a costume party
at Circus Maximus,
a gay bar where straight couples in the 70s
went to get a little weird.
The couple drank and danced the night away
wearing matching costumes
and enjoying the quote-unquote
floor show, although
I was not able to get any confirmation
on what that floor show actually was.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've got Sean Medazel,
he's dressed as Donald Duck
and he's trying to suck his own dick.
The hardest part
is getting past the beak.
Now despite the good times
the killings continued six days
after Judy Miller's death
when the naked body of Lisa Casten
was found by a jogger near a country club
in Glendale and even though
it was outside of the jurisdiction
of the first two murders, Detective Frank Salerno
insisted on coming
to the crime scene to check it out.
Frank, I just wish once you'd stay
for one dinner, just please
just stay as we got the dinner
and then when they got the ballet recital,
do you have to go to every murder
in Los Angeles?
I love this guy.
They need me!
You just got a fucking like police siren
hat. I don't need a car.
I got police siren, Frank.
That's great.
But I'm not too drunk to run.
Now when the ligature marks around the neck
and the handcuff wounds around the ankles
and wrists were found, Salerno knew
that he had a serial killer on his hands.
But unlike a lot of other
serial cases, the LAPD
they really did try their best on this one.
Like, Bono
had been extremely careful in scrubbing
all the bodies clean of any evidence
that could lead the cops back to him.
The only thing the cops had really
was the semen, which in 1977
didn't amount to a whole lot.
There was no real DNA.
You could say like, okay, this
semen hat is like type A.
Our perpetrator, our suspect
has blood type A, but it's
inconclusive, it's not going to hold up in court.
And the other thing that they had
was a small piece of cotton
from a cloth that was used on one of the victims.
And they had one sergeant who had
an amazing sense of taste buds
and he could lick semen.
And he could tell exactly
what time it got there.
And he fought him and fought him and fought him.
He was a detective, he could lick any
substance, he could lick a thing of soda
and definitely tell you it wasn't semen.
He could lick a pile of honey
and tell you, oh, that's not semen.
He was also,
a lot of times, he did floor shows.
Oh, isn't that right?
Yeah, he said he had this pension for dressing
characters and doing fun floors.
That's suckin' his own, that's semen.
That is semen, I made it myself.
I believe that this is also the victim
that was found that a neighbor
had to cover with a tarp
because it was in the middle, right next to a playground
where a bunch of kids are running around
and they just went like, um...
Sorry, I hope
you go to heaven and just
put the tarp over. Yeah, just treat it like a canoe.
Throw a tarp over it
when you're not using it.
Now, the best that the cops could do
was plot out a map of each of the murder sites,
draw circles around
each site and ascertain a specific
area that they believed the killers
were picking up victims and
increasing the police presence in Sid
error, and this is very interesting
when Bianchi and Bono were caught,
cops found that Bono's house
was almost exactly
at the center. This is the detective work
that kids fantasize about. Yes.
This is, they're actually doing old school,
I almost feel bad for detectives
these days because they just get a bunch
of samples, they just give it to the lab
and the lab returns the information they need.
These guys were doing the old school
McConaughey stuff for a true detective.
Yeah, they said that when they
eventually formed the task force, which task force
had about 85 guys on it,
all they really had was like an old
timey computer. The computer was what they really
used to like get all these formulas
for all the vectors, and
what they had, they said that the walls of this
office were covered
in diagrams, they were
covered in maps, they were covered in different theories.
It really was old school detective
work. It's really cool, it's like a movie.
Yeah, it is. It was very much like a movie.
I would also like to see HGTV
send somebody in there and just redo those walls.
And they're like, what did you do? No!
You don't like, you don't like
lollipop purple? Months of
police investigation. Yeah, but it was so
depressing. Yeah, just throw all that out, the maps,
they're disgusting. You know what is interesting
now, with the room changed around, with the
Feng Shui in here, I feel much lighter.
But unfortunately,
even with all the increased
police presence, it wouldn't be enough
for the stranglers, would strike again
two more times before the murders
would make headlines all over the world.
And on November 20th, Bianchi and
Bono made their most audacious move yet,
abducting and killing
12-year-old Dolly
and 14-year-old Sonya Johnson.
Because the prostitutes weren't giving
them the same thrill that they had experienced in the beginning.
They needed to feel more power.
They needed to feel more control.
They needed to up the ante. So they
started killing what they call
quote-unquote respectable girls.
Well, I believe that was Bianchi's decision
in order to change a type
of women they were going after. But
according to Bianchi, after the fact, when he
was starting really spilling his guts and
fucking telling every single thing that he knew, like
one month after he was arrested,
he is very deeply ashamed of these
two murders. They were really the only ones
that he wouldn't talk about.
Once, I think it might have been
like a bridge too far.
Because this is Bono's, I think sometimes
Bono would take the driver's seat
and Bono was the real sadist
of the two. I mean, Bianchi
liked to kill and would
often be the dude that did the final
killing. He would slowly strangle them.
That's a part of where he was very
ashamed in order to be TK.
But this is Bono's choice.
Yeah, Bono, well, we already know,
he liked little, he liked fucking
young, young, young girls. Yeah, he liked
pre-teens, he loved girls like this, so I
think he was like, hey, let's try it out.
You'll like it. I think it's because they were
the only girls when it was consensual
who thought he was good at sex.
And that's, it's also, you know, like
whenever you're in eighth grade dance,
sometimes the girls get to choose a song.
And it's Bono's choice.
How do you say his name? Bono.
Like Sonny Bono. I know, but I see
this Bono, Bueno. Yeah, it's
spelled Bueno. You just got
racist eyeballs.
But yeah, and he's Italian, he's
not, he's not Latin.
Alright, he's Bono.
But with these higher profile victims
came more witnesses.
One boy had seen the two girls
talking to a couple of guys in a dark
sedan and saw that they had gotten
into the car willingly without any
fuss whatsoever. What this meant
was that the killers were almost certainly
impersonating authority figures
of fact that cops had suspected
but hadn't yet confirmed.
Yeah, you're just going to want to come with me, little girl.
Yeah, you know, we're, we're part of the
fashion police. Yeah, and you
dress like something from a 1974
and actually we got to get you back
in an outfit that's more similar to something like
1977, you know what I'm saying?
Girl, let's get in here. What kind of place?
We're fashion police.
We're fashion police.
We're fashion police.
What's fashion?
Fashion is a style of dress that goes on
with many people dressing in a specific way
and in different ways and it goes
like this.
Fashion!
I'm sorry, I misunderstood.
Now this
coupled with the fact that the bodies were
free of evidence pointed to the possibility
that it might have been
a cop committing the murders.
Now we hear the theory of the cop
as killer quite a bit.
Even now, the ongoing Giglo Beach
murders are suspected to be the work
of a police officer because
of the lack of evidence, the
placement of the bodies.
But from what I could find, I did a tiny bit
of research on this. Only two
American serial killers have been
cops. They were both former cops
but most cop killers,
most cop serial killers
are overseas. There are a lot of them
in Europe, there's a lot of them in Russia,
a lot in China. Really, that's
a very odd thing. Like here in
America, what we have is
serial killer wannabe
cops. Yes, absolutely.
And they have a different view of what being a cop
is. I think once you're a cop, you realize
the amount of work you have to already do
right? You're filling up paperwork.
It's long hours, it's all this stuff.
To be a serial killer,
you gotta be a real self-starter. And that means
you're taking on a second full-time job
as a cop to then also be
a serial killer. And the essential
nature of most cops are, hey, hey,
hey, don't bother me. Now
that I don't, now that I'm no longer a cop,
I want to sit in a lawn chair with my feet
in a kiddie pool. I don't want to slam that
cup of Miller lights and I just want to annoy my son
who's constantly making cartoon voices.
This is now about your father. This is about your father.
So it does not count for all cops.
But I do say
American serial killers, it just takes a lot of
work to be serial killers and they are
trying to be cops in their own way.
They think that they can be bad. Absolutely. Nothing worse
than someone too stupid to become
a cop. Yeah, exactly. But who wants to be.
Or too crazy. Yes.
We see a lot of those guys that are just the
cops. They just can't pass the psych
test a lot of times. Because Kim Bianchi was not
dumb.
He was just lazy and immature.
He had an IQ of about, I think it was about
116, which is above average.
Definitely not a dollar. There's a documentary
that covered, that puts one of the
footage. There's a documentary that
releases some of the interview
he had for the Glendale Police Department
and one of the, the
reason why he didn't get it is because he sounds like a disingenuous
piece of shit. Yeah.
The clip that they played was
Bianchi going like, you know what, I just
want to be a cop because I love working
with people and the cops.
What job gets to work with more people than cops?
And it's like this fucking shitty
jeopardy answer.
Like he's a guest on Jeopardy.
Like fuck you, you're not going to be a cop.
Yeah, it's like McDonald's employees, they
work with people all the time. Yeah, it really,
that's a fast food answer. Or
a retail answer. You know what, I just love
working with people. That's not
why you become a cop. My biggest flaw
is that I work too hard
and my bar for
excellence is too hot. Right.
Yeah, I mean, as far as Kim
Bianchi went wanting to be
a cop, he was said to never
miss an episode of chips. Or
strangely, eight is enough.
But sadly for him, ten was enough.
Yeah.
The number of people that killed him.
Very good. And speaking of what
Kim did at home, things were
quickly disintegrating between him
and Kelly. So Kim, using
skills he had gained in childhood,
came up with a scheme to keep her around
without having to do anything to
actually better himself. Work smarter,
not harder.
At the end of November, Kelly
decided that she wanted a couple of kittens.
Aw. Yeah, she was an animal
lover, you know. But within a few
days of bringing him home, Kim had developed
a nasty cough and claimed that he had trouble
breathing. After a trip to the clinic
to test for allergies, he
returned with the bad news that during
an x-ray, the doctors had discovered
a mass on his lungs and he'd need to
undergo a biopsy.
Oh my God, that's horrible.
I mean, sometimes cancer kills
the bad ones, too.
Now, on the day of the biopsy, Kim
came home late saying he was so
distraught from the results that he had to
go, quote-unquote, play cards
with Angelo to calm himself down.
I wish you'd stopped doing the air quotes
when you said play cards, Kenny,
because it's really bothering me.
What game could you
possibly play with just one other man
constantly? War?
What card game could they even be playing?
That's true. There is no other friend.
If you do it, they toss cards
in a hat like they're in prison. I don't know.
Okay.
Ken said that the tumor was malignant
and there was a good chance that he was
going to die. There's a good chance I'm
going to die, so I'm going to go play
some cards. Don't say I didn't invite you
to play cards.
He told her that he'd need to start
treatment right away, but even though
he'd need rides to the hospital, he
didn't want to bother with all that
chemo kerfuffle so she could just
be pregnant in a hot car until she was
done. It just sounds like
he's in the middle of a Broadway
farce and he's constantly
making up shitty lies to get
himself into humorous circumstances.
He is. He is. Yeah, the only thing
was, Ken, of course, he didn't have cancer.
No!
So every time Kelly would take
him for his treatments, he'd just
spend hours wandering around the hospital.
Okay, but this is what's so
bizarre to me about people who are
criminals. It's ironically more difficult
to do this. Much more difficult.
You just broke up with your wife.
You broke up with your wife and you could go play cards
all day long. Also,
what are the nurses thinking
when the man is just wandering for
four or five hours? What are you
here for? She's like, oh, I love this
French bread pizza.
Aw, yeah, I like this
French bread pizza.
I gave this place five stars on Yelp.
I can't quit this place
like those two gay cowboys
couldn't quit having sex with each other.
And I said that out loud. I'm sitting out loud
here in the middle of the hospital cafeteria.
There's a time traveler there
who didn't know about Brookback Mountain,
which 1977 hadn't come out yet for
twenty years. Can I smoke in here?
In 1977,
you could. Here you go.
I'm a doctor. These cigarettes are great for you.
So
after he'd
wander around for a few hours, he'd return
to the car. He'd say he was nauseous
and he used this excuse
to skip work as much as he could,
but he told Kelly that he could never let
anyone at work know
that he was sick with cancer because, as
Ken said, cancer isn't contagious,
but a lot of people think it is.
So I can't tell people work. I can't
because they think they're going to catch cancer from me.
What is Kelly doing?
I feel so bad for her.
She is pregnant in a living hell
having to deal with this
manipulative liar on a daily basis.
She's a hero. I mean, as far as she,
I mean, she left and came back
a ton of times. And as far as she knew,
she was just dealing with the guy that, yeah,
she loved. Yes, he was very gentle.
He treated her. He treated
her pretty good. Well, fine.
Yeah, he treated her fine, but
he was just an immature dickhead.
She didn't know that he was lying this whole time.
Like, she had no, like, she
fell for the cancer thing, hook, line,
and sinker. And, you know, it's 1977.
You know, now we're in the information
age. People talk about this stuff
a lot more. We're on Facebook. We have to
hear people talk about their chemo treatments
constantly. We have to hear them
talk about their chemo treatment.
But back then, you know,
these sorts of things are
much more, they're a lot more
mysterious. You also watch
your husband go
walk in and out of the hospital after several
hours to think that he's lying
about it would mean then you now know
that he is a total psychopath.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean,
because it's, it's true, you're just
dealing with, but how many times have you met, like,
somebody's boyfriend, like, a friend of a
friend's boyfriend that's like this
guy that he just shows up and he's like,
hey, how are you? Hey, buddy, good around.
You know what? I got to go. I got to go.
I'm going to airplane school. Yeah, yeah,
I'm trying to be a pilot. Oh, yeah, don't
worry. No, I know it's 11 o'clock at night, but
I'm going to airplane school. Yeah, all right, got to
go from room to room, see in the skies
or hope I don't because technically I got a
D last week. You know what I mean? Or I'll see
you.
Yeah, it's someone that a shirt
Yeah, it's someone
when you're in a relationship with
like she was just blinded and only that she's
pregnant too. Right. You know, she's got a child
on the way. If this
thing is alive and everything is a lie
and, you know, the capacity
for, you know, self-deception
and people, especially in these
sorts of relationships is astronomically
high. But
meanwhile, Ken and Angelo's killing
spree continued unabated
on the same day that the youngest
victims were found, police
discovered another victim
of the stranglers, that of 20-year-old
Christina Wexler. They found
three bodies
in one day because Ken and Angelo
they went straight from prostitutes
and just said, alright
we're gonna fucking do this
we're gonna go for the high profile cases
and, you know, and when you, you know
Christina Wexler, she was an art student
she actually knew and had rejected Kim
Bianchi. It was almost like
Bono was like, alright
we're gonna kill the girls. And Bianchi was like
yeah, but I also want to kill
this woman too. And it's almost like
they traded off on the same night. Like
they almost couldn't decide
they were gonna up the Annie, but they couldn't decide
which one, how they were gonna up it
so they just did both. But it sounds like
they had their picks. The way
Bianchi, we talk about him and Bono is that
they had open discussion, but eventually
it just turned into, do you want to go out tonight?
And then I think it depended on who
where they ended up. Bianchi
had picked this woman out. And the same
thing was gonna be a woman that he lived
across the street from that he had picked out
to murder. Essentially, they were a pretty girl
that immediately read him as a creep
and was like, no, you have a wife
and a child on the way.
I don't want to fuck you. And he was like
oh, now we're gonna kill her. Yeah, yeah, yeah
she rejected him. So late one night
Ken knocked on Christina's door
and after a quick hey, how are you? Remember
me? No way. Don't close the door.
Ken told her that he had since
the last time he saw her become a member
of the Sheriff's Reserve. And
he had been dispatched to let her know
that her car had been smashed up down in the parking lot.
And in the first of
two consecutive actual forced
kidnappings, Ken and Angelo
shoved her into the car, drove her to the
upholstery shop and committed possibly
their most sickening and torturous
murder of all. This one
was personal.
All the rest of the women, they didn't know.
But because Ken knew this woman
because this woman had rejected him
this one got even
worse than all the rest. After
injecting her with cleaning supplies
Ken tied a bag around her
head and filled it with gas
from an unconnected pipe, slowly
asphyxiating her for an hour
and a half before she finally
died. Uh, and then we also
of course, Bianchi decides to throw
Bono under the bus
in his police interview with this quote.
Bono suggested that he said
how about just inject an air into her?
The air bubble would probably kill her. And I said
oh, you want to try something different?
Whatever. Jesus.
Yeah, brutal. Yeah, these people are absolute
monsters. This is one of the stories too.
I don't like to always
scare the listener, but I think that it's important
to remember. Sometimes the guy that comes
off as a creep, the guy that does that
has kind of got that weird like glint in his eye
that seems really threatening, but
you don't know why and you kind of trust your gut
and you just kind of say like, no, I don't want to do anything
do that guy. Sometimes there's a reason
and sometimes you should really pay attention
to that. Totally. Yeah, you really should trust
your instincts on that sort of thing, especially when
the guy comes, because
when this woman first met
him, he came to her as just a creep.
The second time he came around, he came as
an authority figure. So
watch out for those guys. Alright, watch out for him.
Unless he brings you flowers. In which case
all is forgiven. If he throws in
chocolate, let's go with him anywhere. Now the last
victim of the November killing spree
was Lauren Wagner, found
on November 29th. Now the Wagner
murder also produced a promising
lead. A woman named
Bula Stofer, known as a bit of a busy
body in the neighborhood. No wonder.
Someone named Bula was a bit of a busy body?
She had
actually seen an argument between Lauren
and two men before she was bundled
into a large dark sedan screaming
you won't get away with this.
Better ignore that.
Slowly closes the curtain.
Yeah, yeah, and we've seen busy
bodies. I mean, son of Sam, he got caught
because of a busy body. I'm gonna say that
this term busy body shouldn't necessarily be
negative. Maybe they're just detective
neighbors. The problem is that detective
neighbors 95%
of the time are massive
pains in the ass. Did you see Tammy put on
like seven pounds? I'm not gonna say that she's getting
slapped, but maybe she's pregnant. I have no idea
about her boyfriend's black. Did you notice
her boyfriend was black? You've been chaining
your bite to the front of the house
and I'm gonna call the police and have
them take your bike away.
Bula
described one of the assailants as an older
quote unquote Latin looking
gentleman with bushy hair
while the other was taller and younger
with acne scars on his neck.
Soon after her report
she received a call from a man with
an east coast accent
telling her she was as good as dead
if she didn't keep her mouth shut.
Which is the same thing they did with the lawyer
that tried to take, they took away their first
prostitute from their
stable. Yeah, but that got him the
that got the shit beat out of him by a bunch
of Hells Angels. Yeah, but an old lady named
Bula Sofer doesn't have that resource.
Unless she was connected
to the Hells Angels for being their busy body.
Every Hells Angels needs
one busy body to tell them where they
saw the police last.
In just three weeks, seven
women have been left naked
and brutally murdered on the Hells
sides of Los Angeles. Quite a few
even by Los Angeles standards.
Yeah, quite a few by Brazil standards.
Quite a few by Mexican
standards. All standards.
Yeah, I mean, well, LA
at this time, you know, LA had seen a lot of
serial murder at this point.
Seven in a, what was this, in one month?
No, seven in three weeks. Seven in three weeks,
that's a lot. I wanted to bring this up. Where does
this fit in the timeline of Son of Sam
John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer,
Ted Bundy? Son of Sam, it's the same
year, 1977.
So it's really interesting because you could see them pick
up in the police work even just from, because
Son of Sam was a really good job, they did
a really good job piecing that case together too.
You could see how it's that sad thing of
they're getting good at investigating serial
killer crimes by this point. Yeah, they're
having to.
This is around, I mean, the late 70s,
like the late 70s, this is around
the time of Gacy as well. Gacy wasn't quite
caught yet. I think Gacy got caught when it was
78. Yeah.
Either 78 or 79. But the late
70s, I mean, it's like
punk music. Yes, it was on the radio.
Oh my god, wham! Girls were wearing
bras. Dude, it's fucking the Ramones
and Gacy. Man, I mean,
oh, welcome back. Cotter was on the air
and everybody had the hairstyle. But you do
want, like, what is it? Is it because
transit has become so much easier, the highway
system's improved? I mean, it seems like
the phenomenon of a serial
killer is tied with technology.
You can't just kill everyone in your village.
They're gonna get out, they're gonna catch on to you.
Well, one of the theories out there, which
actually makes a lot of sense to me, it does
have something to do with transit, but it has more to do with
pollution, lead poisoning.
Oh, yes, yes. But around this
time, you had the switchover
from leaded fuel to unleaded fuel.
And a lot of people say that,
you know, lead poisoning
essentially makes you more violent. It removes
a lot of emotions
that keeps you from doing these things, because
in the late... Are they licking the damn oil
pumps like a dog? It's literally in the air.
It's literally in the air. It's exhaust.
Because America in the late
1970s, it wasn't just serial killers.
Crime
was, you can't even imagine
how bad crime was in the late 70s
all across America.
I know it's also probably psychic ripples from the MK
Ultra experiments. Yeah, I also sort of believe
that as well. I blame the Rolling Stones for their satanic
music. With their gyrating
and their bulges?
That's why they should have never put
Elvis on Ed Sullivan. Look what's
happening now.
Oh man, the gin is starting to come through
your neck and onto your jacket.
Sorry about the gin. That's just called
male sweat.
Much like
the Boston Police Department had to deal with
in their own Strangler case about a decade
before, the LAPD
was besieged by people who
thought they knew the identity of the Strangler.
And as in Boston, people
were not above suspecting their own
spouse. One woman called
in saying that she had been woken up
at two in the morning with a hanker chief
stuffed in her mouth and her husband's
hands on her shoulders, shaking her violently.
She was having a seizure
and he saved her life.
No, the woman only
married to her husband for a couple of months
thought that she had unwittingly
married an eight-time killer.
But just a few minutes later
the woman called back and said this
to the police. It's alright. My husband
is not the Strangler. He played a tape
recording he made before he put
the hanker chief in my mouth.
I snore.
I didn't know it and he said he put
up with it for months and he said it's
like being in the middle of a rock bands
amplifier and I can know what I think
he's right. He wasn't trying to hurt me.
He just couldn't stand it anymore
and I've got an appointment with the nose doctor
and I'm sorry.
That's so funny.
That's word for word.
It was word for word the police
report.
Poor woman whose husband just couldn't
I get it.
My girlfriend snores like a mother fucker.
But you just nudge her. Yeah I just nudge her.
You got to just hit her with the elbow
a little bit. That's the thing though. You nudge her
but you got to wake up to nudge her.
You can't just nudge her in your sleep.
You got to wake up to nudge her. Then after you
wake up to nudge her after the third or fourth time
you're like I got to sleep. I got to sleep.
I got a show to record. I got a lot of research
to do tomorrow. But I can't do it
because she started so much. But I got some
of your plugs on the way. That's good because
she's going to wake up. She's going to see you in the corner
in the bed. Like you're watching me and Randy
Savage with the elbow dropper.
I mean good god. What you do is you just
quickly grab. You grab the
butt. Right. You slip one hand and then you
like oh I love you. I love you. And then flip
her to the side. You just twist her to the side.
A quick flip. Yeah. Good work. Yeah
real quick flip. Maybe I could do that. I'll try
that next time. She's a real heavy sleeper.
That's great. She won't know. Good
good. Now a little over two
weeks after the Lauren Wagner
murder on December 15th
17 year old Kimberly
Martin was dispatched by the
climax nude modeling service
to the Tamarin terrace apartments
in Hollywood. Classy.
Yeah real classy. Also
we were trying to say to a couple of the
police what Frank Salerno was saying
on one of the documentaries I was watching
is that you notice a lot of spikes
in their activity during times
when Ken Bianchi's wife was going
through really hard times with her pregnancy
as it apparently during Thanksgiving
a week. The reason why that activity was so
high is that she was so nauseous
from the pregnancy that they
couldn't have sex. So when
she needed him most, he was
just going to play cards. Yeah
absolutely. Now
a lot of working girls in
L.A. 1977 Kimberly
included thought they would be relatively
safe working with an agency
but no woman of the night would be safe
from Bianchi and Bono.
When Kimberly arrived she found
a vacant apartment
with Bianchi and Bono waiting inside
and then another display
of control and contempt
after they raped and murdered her
the killers dumped her body on Alvarado
Street
just with insight of City Hall
and that is
these guys are starting to
form
schemes. Like before it was just like
alright we'll trick her we'll get into the car but now it's
these big elaborate schemes
to see what they can get away with
and dumping it right in front of City Hall even in the middle
of the night. Like that is ballsy
because that's showing control the control
is starting to get larger
they're starting not only do they want control
of the women now they want control over the city
especially now because after
November is when you know the news media
gets ahold of it that's when the name
the hillside strangler comes out and
Bianchi is loving it. Right it's contempt
they get to really do it now they get to
really that's where the call pans
ram part of their psychic relationship
comes out where they're like now we're
going to take control of this whole city
and we're going to make everybody scared. Yeah and
it was more Bianchi than
Bono that really wanted this stuff.
It's very interesting because I think a lot
of times because we're you're going to in their
relationship Bianchi would just say
you want to go out tonight and Bono say yes
it's like what is Bono
doing it's like it's so weird it's like he's got
nothing better to do except
for there's a two month after this murder
there's a two month period where they don't
work they don't do any kills at all until
February and apparently it was because
Bono's mother was sick
which is this fucked up Italian
thing that's just
like kind of like in goodfellas and these
mobster shit where it's like he does all this
fucked up shit all day long he's a serial
killer he's raped and murdered
girls but he's got to go sit with his
fucking mother and hold her hands when
she's dying in fucking bed. Yeah the mother
that he refers to every day as the
cunt.
What is even
who are you? I'm gonna say that I like his mom
yeah because she
at least saved how many women
just by getting sick literally 16
took one for the team 16 women
in those two months yeah I had his mother
not become sick and you do wonder
if it's one of those bizarre situations
had she not become sick who would have
died yeah and it's also
could possibly be that it coincided that maybe
Kelly's pregnancy went alright for those
two months because that Bianchi
didn't go out on as far as we know
he could kill but
the disposal of the bodies on
the hillside that took two people he
couldn't dispose of the bodies himself
he also didn't have the guts he just was
he was just a piece of shit I don't know
I don't think I think he probably killed during this
time I think he probably murdered
at least a couple of women
but he just left them where they lay
like I don't think he actually
disposed of the bodies in the same way because
that's what it was that beyond or bono
was the brains behind the operation but it
seemed like they really worked as a
team I don't know if he would kill
on his own at all I did eventually he did kill
on his own because he got so desperate
no back to the tamarin department
murders now while you would think
a murder with this many moving parts would
produce more clues when police check
phone records they found the call had been
made from a public library
the only clue the cops had was
a report of a man with
bushy hair harassing
women in the library the evening of the call
a description that matched that
of Lauren Wagner's abductor
they also there is a transcript of the call
in this book I'm reading right now called
serial killers up close and personal and one of the
the bits he did it there's a
he struggles to come up with a fake name
because he calls the service
and they're like
they're like so where are you gonna go
it's just like we're gonna meet you here and they're like is this phone number a payphone
is this a payphone number and he's like
it's my apartment can't you hear the television
it was just people talking to the background and they're like
okay well what's your name
and he's like um do I have to give a name
and they're like yeah you have to give a name
absolutely you have to at least give some some sort
of name because he's like all right you sure I
have to give a name and it's like yeah
you got to give a name and he's like
um uh
um Michael
mmm Ryan
and his name he gave the fake name
Michael Ryan but literally it took him just
being like first of all it's two first names
but that's actually not too bad Michael Ryan
I was thinking like Lover Yellowfinger
my name is uh
uh Rupert Merdunk
Merdunk I own um
John
Travolta
oh John Travolta
oh you're just curious
it's the real John Travolta
wow
now bereft of leads the cops started
canvassing the entire building
where the girl had originally been
sent to by her agency
and who should they find but a very helpful
nice young man named
Kenneth Bianchi
the cops would later say that they were
suspicious of almost every other
man they encountered in that building
except
Ken Bianchi who is sympathetic to the plight
of the police how much work they had
put into the case and it ensured them
that had he been there that night and had
he heard screams you better believe he
had done something also he had participated
in a ride around program with the
police around this time so what they were
trying to do is because the police were
being named in all of these serial killer
attempts and women were afraid
to be uh pulled over
by cops they weren't stopping because
they heard the serial killer may be a cop
and so they were doing these ride along programs
and Ken Bianchi went
on one of the ride alongs and asked
all these questions about the hillside strangler
and it's like again like a Kemper
doing the same thing butting up with the cops
and they just fucking bought it they're like
there's no way a bushy-haired man with a full mustache
like that would ever defy the police
that's why cops are much
meaner now than they used to be
they have to be
especially if you want to be a cop's friend
nothing to me is more suspicious
than a guy going up to a guy who's dressed as a cop
in a bar just going like hey
so this murder is gone
now the only woman that we know
of to survive an encounter
with the hillside stranglers was
a woman named Catherine Laurie
attempting to bring back
their police with badges ruse one more time
the two stopped Catherine
quote-unquote arrested her
and shoved her in the back of their car
but when they checked Catherine's
possessions they found a picture
of her sitting on the lap
of famed movie actor Peter
Laurie who played child
murderer Hans Beckert in the
infamous Fritz Lang serial killer
movie M among
many other wonderful roles check out
him it's a beautiful movie okay
he did save her life he did I mean
it's amazing by being professionally creepy
yeah but yeah luckily for Catherine
who was in fact Peter Laurie's
daughter Bianchi and Bono were
big cost of block of fans that was
like a time I got pulled over for
jaywalking in Glendale which is true
and the guy was just like so what do you do
that was like it's like you know the guy was
fill out the ticket it's like so what do you do
it's a job I was like I'm an actor it's like
I'll show you working on it's like I'm on a show
called A to Z and he's just like
my wife loves A to Z get out
of here get out of here
that's amazing you wonder if Bianchi
and Bono were just like man I love LA
you know sometimes it's like being a serial killer
anywhere else you just don't get the stars
that you get here businessman next to con
and next to movie stars Hollywood
is the blood of America wow
yeah they just let her go
without incident and it wasn't
until they were caught
Bianchi and Bono were caught
that she and she saw
their pictures on the news that she came forward
she actually testified in their trial
because she was one
of the only survivors
of this whole thing and it was creepy enough
where it's stuck in her head
she remembered it's stuck in her head
she saw it she knew as soon as they put
the handcuffs on her it was like
oh this isn't real this oh
I fucked up yeah yeah
damn yeah oh man so bad
Cindy Hudspeth on the other
hand would not be so lucky
killed on February 16th 1978
Cindy's body was found
stuffed in the trunk of her own car
which was found halfway down a cliff
off the crest highway
and now while I don't know
this for sure because the timelines
are a little muddled
Cindy was killed either
the day of or soon
before the birth of Kim
Bianchi's only son
because the birth had been difficult
Ken he had been ordered
to leave the delivery room I guess I gotta
go play cards gotta go yeah
he went back to Angelo's upholstery shop
where Cindy Hudspeth was picking
out a new interior for her
car and as far as I can tell
they overpowered her
raped her murdered her dumped
her body and then Ken
returned to the hospital to
hold his newborn son for the first
time and now is this the same
hospital that he would just pace for
four or five hours I hope not I wonder
yeah because eventually they'd be like hey
weren't you supposed to die of cancer
months ago but apparently this murder
this is the murder that led to them breaking up
and the reason why this that
was put in and it sees that the weird
the uneven power
dynamic between Bianchi and Bruno
is that she walked into that
upholstery shop she saw Cindy
and Kenny in the middle
while Bruno is like running a line
and everybody's also doing business
he pulls Bruno aside he's like let's do
we're right now and he's just like you're being
crazy don't do no we're not doing this
right now Ken took her by the neck
like literally went and grabbed her
ahead of Bruno and threw her into
the office and said like you know be calm
nothing's gonna happen to you or and then Bruno
like then jumps in but afterwards
literally Bruno is like you're fucking
crazy you're doing this bad
we're just like you don't know how to do this anymore
we're done and then they broke up
huh yeah look at that and the
hillside strangler murders stopped
as suddenly as they started
and it would be a year and a half
before anyone would have any
questions answered about these murders
we'll get to on
episode three they kind of
broke up like Motley Crue
Nicky 6 and
what's the name of the drummer
Tommy Lee's
Tommy Lee's his ego got big
with his dog
with his rotating fucking drum set he can't even sit
in it oh my goodness
Vince Neil says I'm the lead singer
you're supposed to be the hot one
you're the drummer get in line
oh but Vince Neil got fat quick
oh so fat his sex tape was pathetic
oh I forgot he had a sex tape
it's just bouncing on the bed it's worse than Hogan's
the only one that Tommy Lee was good at it
Tommy Lee's sex tape
Tommy Lee's sex tape was
the first clip
that I ever downloaded from the internet
the first video clip
Pamela Anderson gave him a blowy on a boat
the first thing you downloaded from the internet
was a Rosetta Stone to learn in a foreign language
it was a porto
interesting internet
this was 1996
1997 so it took about
12 hours also Tila Tequila
was really born for the sex tape
yeah and you know what people talk shit about her
but Kim Kardashian's was
just alright with me yes I thought
you were gonna say Tila Tequila you can talk shit about
Tila Tequila she's a neo-nazi
well you know she's got a lot of different ideas
she has oh my goodness
yeah alright well wow
so that's the end of the murder spree
for the hillside stranglers
terrible human beings but I guess
we have the birth of a child
so life is new
Sean
his name is Sean
Sean hillside strangler
I'm sure his life is great right now
Sean Boyd I think he probably took his mother's name
I would assume I hope he changed it yeah
Sean Bianchi's a terrible name
that sounds bad actually
he's a motor cross performer
but not if you're the son of a serial killer
who would now be only what
around our age 37 or so
yeah he'd be my brother's age yeah born in 1978
let's find him
probably could
Facebook I know he's gotta be
he'd be an Aquarius
wow
weird weird to think about the children of these people
it really is
I would love to interview some of them at some point
well there's a great interview with BTK's daughter
it's very very sad
it's extremely sad yeah
I don't think they would like our jokes at all
if we did interview them we would have to do
very Charlie Rose very straight
so uh like
do you
Henry no okay
alright interview's over he hung up
he's fucked up on the first one
I don't know I do it
I don't you don't say the R word
I'm no Jimmy Kimmel
good lord
Hillside Stranglers 2 Hillside Stranglers 3
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I made a mistake yesterday
I made a bunch of pictures that were posted
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from some fans that had posted pictures
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no it's just a goof
that's only a goof
if you would have posted a vagina
then that would definitely have gotten picked up
it's like Anthony Wiener
if you had done that
which by the way I watched that Wiener doc
highly recommend it if you want to watch the
complete destruction of an American family
two things to shout out, I'm going to say
check out show pieces on demand
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I was real high and I really enjoyed myself
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for these beautiful
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it's pretty fucking cool
that's a lot of work that you put into that
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I love them too, thank you so much Flossie
he's fucking amazing
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Hail yourselves, Hail Gain
Hail me, if you've got it
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