Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 229: Henry Yells At Dave Willis About Aliens

Episode Date: June 30, 2016

It's a bonus this week as Henry sits down with Adult Swim's Dave Willis (creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, and of course, Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell) as Henry yells about his personal beliefs about aliens, nefarious Men in Black, and saucer game.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. Welcome to the show everyone. I am Ben Kissel. That's Marcus Park. This is the last podcast on the left. Special edition. It is. I think we've decided to call it Henry yells at Dave Willis about aliens. So this will be we'll move. We're giving you two episodes this week. This is a special one. Dave Willis. He's the creator of Aquatine Hunger Force. Your pretty face is going to hell. Squid Billy. Yes, Squid Billy's and despite that resume, Dave is still stunned by the mind of Zabrowski. So we have been waiting a long time for this. Can't wait to listen right along with you

because Marcus and I haven't heard this yet. This is great. Yeah, I can't wait to hear this thing. What exactly Henry yells at Dave about. Right. So to channel my best inner Zabrowski, you know, go get a Garfield toe, smoke a hog's leg, pull a Nug, do whatever you have to do to put yourself in the mindset that might make Henry kind of make sense to you. He starts to make a lot of sense to you. Go to the doctor. Go to the doctor immediately. You've lost your mind. All right. Should we give it? Yeah, should we give it a listen, Marcus? Let's give it over to Henry and Dave. Um, hello listeners. Last podcast on the left. I am at Dave Willis's home, which is at what is the address? 596. He has two lovely children,

a beautiful wife, completely vulnerable here on the hill in Atlanta. Um, and it's so nice. I'm here. We're doing your pretty face is going to hell. Season three, as you probably know, I've talked about it a million times, uh, and I'm largely alone here as you've heard of my tales in Atlanta. I'm pretty much 24 seven alone with my thoughts. Mostly I've been watching, uh, the, uh, made in the USA, OJ Simpson documentary, which is awesome, but he fucking cut that woman's head off real bad. I heard I haven't seen it yet, but I heard like those images are just jar. I read an article where the guy says that that he said he felt like something graze his soul when he saw those pictures. Yeah, he definitely

went at her like he was trimming a hedge, but he's a great football player. He is. He was really good at his prime. He really was. And those blew out his knee. He was so good. He was so good. He was so good. I mean, 2000 yards, not many times, not many people been able to pull that off and then have the energy to kill your wife and her karate loving model boyfriend. Everybody, he, he got upset, but I'm not saying he's innocent. I mean, we got, we got him good. We got him good. He's happy. He's doing bad in jail right now. Um, but so as you know, uh, when I am recording this podcast a lot of times, it's Davils of the podcast. Um, his wife Lisa listens to the podcast. Um, I do a lot of independent research

on aliens, uh, 24 seven. It's kind of an ongoing, uh, thing in my life. And when I'm alone, I have no one to talk to you about it and literally drives me to a point of anxiety slash depression that is probably unhealthy to the point where I'm screaming at stop signs being like, you're telling me to stop just just being unhinged. Um, and so I thought maybe we'd sit here and we'd talk about aliens. So maybe we could do a little bit of Henry Soprowski and Dave Willis unplugged on UFOs here in your home in fairness. Henry, I don't know. There's not a whole lot that I can bring to the conversation as far as facts and as far as knowing much about, uh, UFOs, but the best part, that's why I have you here. So

I get to yell at you. Also, um, all information about UFOs is technically false. So anything that I know is also wrong. Well, one thing you mentioned to me earlier, you said that they, uh, they were photoshopping UFOs out of pictures, which I had no idea. Got to do it because they're fucking everywhere because if you didn't photoshop the UFOs out of the NASA pictures, that's all we'd be seeing. No be looking. No one be looking at fucking Saturn because there's Zigzor out there fucking a huge woman. Cause that's how I always imagine aliens. I think grays love huge women because you could fit a lot of eggs in them. Zigzor fucking the gray, probably the tall white. Cause I think the bosses get the bosses get

to fuck because they make the baby, you know, they make hybrids. This is going to be a big leap in information that Dave does. I understand they make hybrids. A part of their plan is to breed themselves with human kind of make stronger. Technically what they're supposed to do is change the idea of attractiveness in America by making way fish humans by having sex with humans, mixing gray, uh, DNA with human DNA. They're gonna make more, make us believe that that's an attractive thing. So we welcome the overcoming takeover by the alien races, various alien races that watch us. So they're even pushing things further towards, uh, anorexic, thin. They're doing it. They're the ones doing it. How do they

bear children if without child bearing hips and, well, I'm really glad you asked this. And memory, um, filled glands that nourish the young. Well, I'm certain it's got a lot to do with it. But I also believe with the grays, the tiny grays are robots. They're biomechanical robots created by the tall whites that use them to do their bidding. They're like their butlers. The tall whites are like our tall whites. Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, the people that started this country, the big bad whites, Robert Rupert and Murdoch, David Cameron, Dave Willis, the people that control the media in this country. Urgent airways. Yes. But there's, uh, there's a lot of that too. But you know, I, I do believe

that UFOs are real in a, in a, in a many contextual way. I think that they're an interdimensional actual physical craft. The thing that they can be physical, but partially they're kind of connected to our brains, right? Like we manifest them. But don't you think it's, I mean, not, not to put the car before the horse, but the fact that they come here to breed with us, they have the technology and the ability and they're far beyond. And still it's a little self-absorbed to think that they, why would they even come here to have sex with us? To fuck.

They come to fuck. They come because we're ready to fuck. We're down to fuck. Think about Barney Hill. I always think about when they, we did an episode about Barty and Betty Hill, which an interracial couple that were abducted by aliens. And it's a part of that. One thing that Barney Hill never wanted to talk about was that they put a genital cuff on him that made him orgasm, right? It was like this thing. And it made him grow these weird growths around the outside of his penis. But what he won't say, which I think he wanted to say is that it was fucking great. They made him come big time. And he was, and he loved it. And he didn't want to talk about

it. And they're just very good at it. But it was one of those sort of Stockholm syndrome things. Like he was like, no, no, please don't put the cuff on. But over time, you loved it. Do you, do you believe in UFOs? Have you ever seen anything like a UFO? No, no, I can emphatically say that I've never seen anything even remotely close to a UFO. But I do believe in life. Yes, of course, there's got to be life elsewhere. It's just, I mean, it's infinite. I mean, there's got to be, there's got to be, right? There's got to be some other sustaining area that, and, and how do you define life? I mean,

there's all these definitions for what to find. I'm sure you know. I mean, I know it's alive if it can come here and milk us for our calm, that it's definitely alive. Yes, no, that meets the definition, probably the scientific definition. If it can somehow come down here with giant manacles. That's Stephen, Stephen sports. Yes. Well, that's definitely alive. That thing that just put that thing on my genitals. That meets the definition.

Have you ever seen anything like that, like a ghost or a vampire? Have you ever seen a world? No, I, no, no, absolutely emphatically not. I don't think I've ever had any sort of any, any sort of mystical experience with other beings from other planes. But, but I do believe that in, I don't believe in ghosts. I don't believe in ghosts. I do believe that there are aliens. There has to be. Well, I'm getting rid of the term ghost. Okay.

I hate the word. I hate the, I almost, I'm always having problems with the term alien. Because I don't think there's anything like that. I think in the end, there's some sort of, they're all the same thing. Eventually, there's going to be some code saying that the ghosts and aliens are both the same part of interdimensional sort of aberrant thing that we pick up because our brains are antennas. Right. Right. No, I get that. I get that. It makes sense. It makes sense. It's interesting, but I think everybody has an impi- like, I, that's why I like aliens so much is because I think that it is a very, of course, it's a contentious belief and a

lot of people that, that have experienced UFOs, like something like UFOs are being abducted. A lot of times they become either implacably nerdy, they become super nerds and they can never be normal ever again, or they're so traumatized that their whole lives are now garbage and they have to spend their lives going from person to person being like, they stuck it in me. They stuck it in me and I know they have my babies. Don't you think it's something like some of those people are like, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy though. It's like one of these things where they want to see it, they want to believe and then they, then they see something and it makes them believe.

Yeah, I think it's like, it's like a LeBron situation where he wanted the ring and he wanted to bring it back to Cleveland. Yeah, I think there's a part of it because it gives them something, something to talk about because normally they're just, they're just a mouth breather that like lives in South Dakota. That's actually not true. There's many intelligent people who have seen UFOs. They made the, you know, the governor of Arizona when he saw the Phoenix lights. Have you ever seen the Phoenix lights? No. I mean, to watch video on the Phoenix lights, I was just sending you stuff in the night.

I gotta tell you, I'm certain, the more we talk about this, the more I realize that maybe I don't even have curiosity about this. I don't really know how to have information, but I don't have the quest or the desire to acquire the information. Well then let me try to wet your appetite and see if I can talk to you about some of the stuff I've been reading about. So I wanted to kind of pick at some of the baby topics that I have been reading about alone. Okay. I want to see what you think. All right. So one term. Do you know anything about the real men in black? No, I do not.

So now they're not just David DeCovney and, and, and, uh, Jillian Anderson, right? It's not just the ex files. Sure. Sure. Men in black or a phenomenon that's known as people that, uh, basically who have reported seeing a UFO or being adopted by a UFO who reported to the government say a lot of times they get visited by very strange men, trust all in black, that seem to not know what it's like to be human and told to not tell anybody. Oh, I'm sorry. This is what you coded the mic with garlic from a bunch of shrimp scampi and beer here. So thank God we've got the tube sock on there to protect your equipment, but not my face

from your violent help burst. Dave has soundly criticized my recording techniques that I have been using for years alone in hotel rooms. I know he's a professional. Um, but the idea is that men in black. So men in black are these weird semi human creatures that meet people that have seen UFOs that may work for our government. So our tax dollars are paying their fucking benefits, right? And tell them to not talk about their experiences. Instead it started about 1953, um, with a case involving a man named Albert K. Bender, Albie Bender. Now Bender was the founder of the International Flying Saucer Bureau, which means he is a fucking worthless nerd at the time. I thought you were asking me to complete yourself.

Yeah. It's like one of the tall whites. I don't have to be serious. I'm zoning out. What did he say? Grace. He's one of the greats. You cannot. You cannot zone out. This is important. This is why you're here. All right, my girlfriend just got here. I have a three day grace period where I'm allowed to. I can't talk about UFOs until it's over. All right. So late in the summer, 1953, Bender made a series of discoveries who's led him to believe that he had finally found the truth to the UFO coverup. He had planned to reveal his findings in the October issue of the space review, which is a magazine he founded himself. That's how good he was. But before the issue was published, Bender was visited by three

men dressed in black who had already read the unpublished reports somehow and confirmed his findings. The silencers, as he called them, scared Bender to the point where he did not publish a report but left a warning. We advise those engaged in saucer work to please be very cautious. What do you think about that? What does he mean? Saucer work. I lost that. Is he warning the government? Is he warning the... Bender did not release his fucking secret report that he had found saying that he knew the truth about UFOs. Right. Okay. Well, I mean... You're doubting me. No. You're doubting me and affecting me. No, no, no. I'm not saying it doesn't happen. Like, I mean, the Mormon religion was started by that guy who brought

those tablets. You was just doing anything to keep the six, 16-year-olds who was fucking in the tent. That's true. That's very true. That's very true. But do you think that there was some sort of ulterior motive by Bender? Well, definitely. But in the end, he started a magazine. He's got to make some money. Right. That's the problem with all these UFO things. As soon as it tides to the, well, first you've got to buy my tape. First you've got to buy my book. That means, you know, it's like, well, this guy needs money, mostly because of the fact he either saw UFO and made him unhirable. Like, because all he does is now scream and rant about who he saw UFO. Right, right, right. Or he's lying. What did Bender

do for a living? What is... He created Space Review Magazine. So, an entrepreneur. He's self-employed. Yes, self-employed. Independent publisher. And that's what he did. That's the problem. He said, if you follow the money, it goes back to Albert K. Bender's parents. Follow the lack of money. Follow the lack of money. Just got to have you. Go back to it. Go to the attic bedroom where he's staying with his mom and... Well, I'm going to read you another story that I really like about men in black. Okay, good. All right, because the idea is, you're just... You are now a captive of me. I know I'm in your home. Yes. He's got lovely... There's gourds here that's very nice that can only be in the home of

a nice family, a good, well-to-do family. They've got many plates. You have, like, 40 plates. Yes, we have, like, a pottery barn rack over here. That's many plates. Yes. Yes. I have four plates. They're all paper. And your children aren't here, which is really nice. Which is, yes. Yes, we can be loud. Also, I accidentally walked into your neighbor's house. Yeah, my son's very impressionable at this... It's very good that he's not here, because I think he would pick up on this thread. I think he would be... My acolyte? Can I call him my acolyte? Well, you know, I mean, he told me he was an atheist like a year ago, but he said, you know, I think the Greek... I think the Greek gods could exist, though.

It's like, you can't have it both ways, Percy Jackson. I like how... If you believe... If you don't believe in Jesus, you can't believe in Mercury as well. You cannot. Yes. All right. So this one's called Adele. Not big Adele. It could be, though. Right. 1968. Location. North Yorkshire. Adele. It's a pseudonym. So don't worry. Okay. She was 16 at the time. Nice. And for the door to what appeared to be a very... I'm sorry. Briefly became Borat there. Nice. I was... Because I was doing it today on Pretty Face for like a half an hour. When I was doing... When I went in as a whole section where I'm a beaver trying to make a bunch of horny beavers chase me and I kept going, do I make you horny, baby? I'm lost

in power. So I was doing that for a while. I'm going to take it back through the other end. I'm just going to bust in through the back door with this. Yes. Yes. 20 years later. Adele. A pseudonym. Was 16 at the time. Answered the door to what appeared to be a very strange insurance salesman. He was tall, wore a black suit and tie and had a florid complexion. Do you know what that word means? Rubicant. Rubicant. Will you join me in the Rubicant? After staring at the 16 year old and smiling for an unnerving length of time, he jerked into action and asked Adele, do you have insurance? Is it now? Adele later remarked that his voice seemed to be computerized. So, no, you have insurance. Is it now? She suggested that the

insurance salesman come back later when her parents were home. At that moment, the man suddenly began to sweat profusely. He removed his hat to reveal a bald and extremely pale head. Adele could now see that he was wearing makeup to darken his face. Can I see a glass of water? The men in black asked. Inviting the man in, Adele fetched him a glass of water and he did just that. He looked at the glass of water and set it aside. Next, he turned his attention to a clock on the mantelpiece. Adele told the men in black that the clock was her father's retirement present at which he seemed baffled. Is it your father's time? He asked. Is it here and now? Is it here and now? Is it here and now? Then the men in

black seemed to freak out like a malfunctioning robot. He began repeating, your father, his time, your father, his time. Over and over again, it became stiff and immobile. Turning the door, he had to use his hands to move one of his legs. He told Adele to watch the lights before leaving in a hurry, disappearing down the street impossibly quickly. What did he mean when he said watch the lights? Adele would soon find out. Shortly after the men in black laughed, Adele's living room filled with small bright lights, which danced around before exiting through the window. All right, well. Not fake. But I mean, there's not like a smoking gun. I mean, it's not like his faceplate came off like in Westworld. There's never

that. I mean, he sort of acted like an immigrant that maybe couldn't speak the language. You think that maybe she meant computerized voice and possibly was just an Indian accent? Yeah, it would be more interesting if it was like, you know, he grabbed a grab the glass of water and said something like, you know, I couldn't possibly ingest this because of my interior circuits. But this is clearly a liquid that forms many of you humans. That would be that's a promise to on the nose for them. Little more detail. Right. Well, the men in black have these things just pop up all the time, right? So they say that they wear lipstick. They wear different. They show up to places where people have said they've

seen UFOs. And they are they just act like they have never been a human being before. They don't know how to use doors. They don't know how to order food. They don't eat for the order food. We'll eat it. They'll chew it and spit it out. Right. But they also say that the men in black. So this is just the history of people having encounters with men in black. But my question is like, why? Why did they? What did they come? Are they there to wipe her memory? Are they there to? That's a very good question. I mean, what's their purpose there to watch the lights? I mean, what did the lights do? What do the lights provide information or school? Maybe they're just cool. Maybe she he's just like before

that he was like, you should probably smoke a little week before you do it. So they come all this way just to fucking show off basically like, but I actually wonder if that there's a lot to that with alien culture. Just in general, if they just show up and do like a blue angels kind of fly by and see proofs. But I was like, I don't know. We see the end there. What I'm now getting to my promise to the next level that I want to start talking to you about that I literally cannot do is that they're in our favorite website, bibliotech lepliades. They have a whole thing about the men in black and their magical origins where they believe that there's something tied to essentially reptilian. Okay. So if

you want to go back in the day, you're having to build a clock for me. My dad's expression where he's like, yeah, I know you want to know the time, but I'm going to build a clock for you. That's my whole life. Yes. All right. About aliens. No, this is just like this is going to be I can't even begin to explain this because what this is is essentially the men in black have something to do with the reptilians who place themselves within the Illuminati secret society. So the beginning and what they did was essentially far technology back in the ancient times, which to them thought they thought was magic. So this idea that men in black are actually just aliens that work for the government that are so deep,

deep, deep inside the government that they work for them. The thing I don't get about the government though is like, I mean, some of those people are elected and some of them are appointed and these are like, but all elections elections. Okay. Follow the money. Yes. All right. You're going one step deep for me. No, no. Yeah, that's true. No, it's like, I mean, technically they are, but wouldn't they, I mean, if it's like a bureaucrat wouldn't be like, you know, Gary's been here like, Jesus, I mean, he's been here 110 years and he doesn't look like he's aged really. I mean, it's a miracle. It's got to be moisturized. He smokes a pack a day and he says he doesn't know what food is. I just saw him. I just

go, he goes to lunch, you know, he goes with us to Mose. He doesn't order anything. It's a water and then he looks at it. He, he eyeballs it, sniffs it and then throws it at someone and then leaves. I've never seen reports so neat. And still he keeps it up. He keeps going. He's a great guy though. Yeah. But it's like, that's a, there's also a story of a guy named Valiant Thor that they believe is a Venetian that worked with George Bush's grandfather van over Bush. Like back in the day, it was one of the original like spooks, like part of the OSS who said they had a purplish tent and would have to wear makeup. And he was a part of the secret space program, but there's, they say that there's a Venetian that works

for the U S government and he's been there forever. He's 300 years old. He's got six fingers. He has to wear a special skin tight suit like over himself. And they see, they just act like, and they have pictures of him that you see. It's like, but you don't know what it is. What I like about UFO also proof is like, it's like an old picture, a bunch of old white men. They're like Van over Bush. And then their proof is that it's just an arrow that somebody drew on it. Then it said, here he is. And it's just a guy standing there who just kind of looks Greek. Just kind of tan. Yeah. But he's got like, he's got like a head that's like three feet. He's floating above the chair. He's very beautiful. Yeah,

but this is a head made of complete obsidian. He's always been strange. He's always been a little off. He won the costume contest every single time for the last 110 years. But that leads me into a little the other subject that I was going to talk to you briefly about was the secret space program that is going on right now, Dave. And it's going on underneath our noses and we're letting it happen. You're letting it happen by your actions, your votes, not me. My actions are my lack of actions. What are you? What am I doing that that it's in that is creating this situation? What are you doing? And what are you not doing? You're a part of the upper echelons of the entertainment industry. You're a part of the flow of information.

If we can put just a little bit of truth concealing, this is what I'm trying to pitch to you about your pretty face is going to hell is put little subconscious, put subliminal messaging into the show. I love to do that. Put research MK ultra. Yeah, research Gary McKinnon. I would yeah, absolutely. I think our legal department would find it. But but yeah, why not? Do you think they get upset? I don't know. I think they would ask. I mean, mostly as long as it doesn't involve an erection or like fecal matter that is brown. That's all they hear about standards and practices. But yes, that's all they they tend to care about. So it's not like a popular song or anything that we could be sued over. I think they'd be fine

if we said research Gary McKinnon. If we try to destabilize the union. Well, yeah, anything we can do to destabilize the union through our show that airs at 12 30 at night on Cartoon Network when it switches over to adult swim, please buy ads Pepsi Cola. Yes, put that in there. Get the ad exec hypnotized. Well, what would you like? How would how would that destabilize? I mean, what would you want to do? We got to get the incept people on the idea. I like the movie like like the movie. You got to have it's got to appear three times for people to be into it, right? And they got to research it. Yes, Gary McKinnon. Well, for those of you don't know, Gary McKinnon is an autistic hacker from Scotland who hacked into the NSA

and supposedly found proof of a secret space program that is going on right now. And he does talk like a men in black. Well, we have a I mean, we have a limited mark marketing and PR budget. So like, probably the first thing we would do is probably use whatever resources we have to just push people towards the show, just the show in general. And then then we can talk about destabilizing the union. I mean, but like, you know, when you talk about ideas, I mean, like we have access to like maybe one T shirt cannon. Like, is there a way that we can destabilize the union one T shirt? Cousins? That's what we got to do. You just put it in there. It's like whether you know when they draw cocks and the little

mermaid posters, right? But I think that was essentially to make kids horny. I think that was that or get him horny for the little mermaid, which I already was. Of course, of course. But really, there are cocks in that little mermaid. Yeah, you've never seen that? No. The Disney is a lot of stuff with Disney where they write sex and the clouds and stuff like that. It's get people thinking about I have a poster somewhere where a Disney animator apparently got fired and then he drew this. Have you seen this poster? No. Oh, it's it's just pornographic. It's like like Huey Dewey and Louis all pulling a train. Excellent. It is like every major iconic Disney character in some sort of 69 or filleting each other

or just some gang rape of the Dwarfs on Snow White. So this is not on Netflix yet? Not make it to DVD? This exists. I have it somewhere. I would love to see that. It's not like some sort of Mad Magazine type thing. No, it's like hardcore pornography. But it was legit done by an animator, a disgruntled animator that got fired and was like fine. Fuck it. Here we go. Let it roll. Come, come get me. And he was like, let me put my exoskeleton on first. Yeah. And then he fucking ripped his balls off. We asked you to watch a video that was actually really interesting that found a bunch of footage from the 1960s sign off. You know when they used to play back in the day, how they used

to play like a sign off like sort of like they play the National Anthem, they play like a bunch of American images. Sure. There was an addition of it at some point that had the words to the Star Spangled Banner on in like printed on it. And subliminally they put things on there. Like as the letters fade into the next letters, it says God is great to believe in God. And then it starts to believe in government God. And then it says ultra, ultra, ultra. It's like all of this shit. And what we Marcus and I were talking about is that we believe that it's a a proposed trigger mechanism for what they thought was going to be the M.K. ultra. The M.K. ultra. M.K. ultra walking everyone through known. I mean, you know,

they already know everyone likes to hear about it. All right, because it's real. M.K. ultra is real. M.K. ultra is a part. It was a super spy training program that the original version of the CIA, the OSS created in the 1950s. And the goal was they took it from Nazi scientists. And the goal was they figured out is that if they could possibly break a person's personality into a bunch of chunks, you can make it so that they are uninterrogatable, that they can hide secrets within multiple personalities and train them like literally like takes like Manchurian candidate where you can break somebody's personality apart and then train one faction of it and and make it a killer or make it like give it secret

information and then mask it using hypnotism. And then and then what you do is they'd hear like a command word or phrase and they would turn on. They would become the thing. Jason Bourne or like what was the movie with the guy from the Facebook movie? You know what I'm talking about. Zuckerberg's no limitless. No, you know, you know what it was. It was it was not a great movie. Oh, the one with Jesse Eisenberg. That one. I forget. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That's what it's like. I'm a very good idea. Yeah. There you go. Ultra. Yes. And so but the concept was is that they basically did. But what they ended up doing was driving a bunch of people insane. And then the process never worked. It ruined a bunch of people's

lives and they would like keep him awake for days. They'd use hypnotism. They would feed them acid. They would feed them like uppers and downers and torture them and destroy like basically destroy their entire lives. Right. And then I think what I think is in certain ways they would put little signals out like this. They were like put up the infrastructure of being like because they also used to randomly dost hold towns, water systems with LSD. That was a common thing the CIA used to just do. Right. And so they used to just put out that money in these. But what I think what happened is that they would fill out like feeler ones will be like, OK, we put out the LSD and fucking all in town's water. We're going to see what

happens. And then it just can be like we're going to put up a trigger mechanism and see if a bunch of people go insane. And then they don't. And they're like, fuck, we just wasted a bunch of money. Really, they would dose like a whole town. Yeah. They did it in New York. They would they try to liquefy LSD and put it out of a muffler of a car while driving around like try to just shoot vaporized LSD just to see how people handle it, how society can possibly break down if everybody's tripping balls. Well, didn't they didn't they have people like didn't somebody like jump out of a window like they had a guy who jumped out of a window? They dosed him. Yeah. I mean, what did they tell the family? She's like,

that guy was sad. You should have seen him around the office. He told me he was very he wore a veil. He was so sad. He kept crying on a rose. I told him to kill himself and that's on me. That's on me. Here's $100. I'm sorry. We're all very sorry. Um, well, I've kind of put you through this for like a half an hour. Well, no, no, no, you put me through this every day. I mean, yes, your whole whole lives working together. This is just a beginning. This is just a record. What do you think of the chicken? I mean, I can't get can't get through like a drumstick without hearing about MK ultra and fucking the tall whites. And I still have family. I still have friends. So, you know, we're just spreading the truth

one, one bit at a time. I think that's fascinating, though, that because those those LSD experiments by the CIA. I mean, that's just think about how strong their LSD was. But that was like made in that wasn't made by like Derek and his fucking dorm room. That was made by like a scientist who's like, this will make you freak out hardly. He's like, what's freak out mean? Oh, we'll see soon, won't we? I mean, can you imagine coming from a fifties mentality to just like, this could be in your wife. Why Jean? Gee, Sally, that was some dynamite milkshake. All of a sudden, he's just like, there are other worlds than these we've dosed his vanilla malt. I am colors. I have never not been colors. So you're gonna

go to work today, Jean. There is no work. There's no such thing as work. There's no such thing as time, you bitch. It's like screaming in the living room. But thank you for having me. I want I want to have Lisa come on at least say hi at least and listen to the podcast all the time. Talk about talk about being a ghost. Talk about being a ghost. I'm married to a ghost. I don't believe in them, but I'm married to one. Yeah, an experience from I lived in Baton Rouge. It was a while ago. And I was living with some friends of mine in this old house. And they were out of town. They were in New Orleans. And I lived with them for a year, probably. And it's 11 o'clock at night. Well, you're in New Orleans was

like the most haunted place in the face of the place. Yeah, yeah. So I'm hearing like someone walking around these old wooden floors, real heavy. So I thought, well, they came back home or one of their crazy friends came in or something. So I yelled down and I'm like, Hey, who's there? And I don't hear anything. And I keep yelling down and no one answers. And then I hear boxes like pushed up against like pushed around the house, like really and you could hear someone just stomping around the floor and there was no porch or anything. So after about an hour of this, I started getting a little freaked out and I called 911. And two policemen came over, didn't see anything, walked around the house. I think

the scariest. Well, then when I talked to my friends about it when they got home, they said, Yeah, they had bought the house from someone who committed suicide. And they had had an experience where they were sitting downstairs and thought someone walked upstairs and they were calling to the person and never heard any response. It was not really anyone in the house. But I think the scariest thing was when the policemen were leaving, one of the police and picked up this big butcher knife out of the sink and started like pointing it to me and making the sounds from psycho. Thank you. Thank you, officer. Part of that whole experience, but it did make me think that, you know, I mean, it wasn't that exciting,

but it was something inexplicable. Well, I'm terrified now. Yes, of your family. I'm terrified of this. Thank you so much. Thank you guys for having me in your house. All right. Thank you for being here. Yes, they have opened the door and insinuating that it is time for me to leave. I will go like a glass of water to look at. All right. Hail Satan and the King. Thank you for listening. Goodbye. And it was just as crazy as we thought it would be. Wonderful, wonderful job, Henry. And you know, thanks for taking the bullet, Dave. Yeah, I appreciate it. Now you know what? I've been going through the past four years. Well, I'm a little bit more on the level. So yeah, that's what you've been going through.

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