Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 245: Richard Chase Part I - The Cat Tree
Episode Date: October 27, 2016It's Heavy Hitter time with one of the lesser known but most brutal killers out there, Richard Chase AKA the Vampire of Sacramento! It's the most blood-soaked series yet as we cover his early life as ...a MacDonald Triad poster boy, his LSD-fueled trips to the rabbit farm, and his first murder. Leopard Print Elevator Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Kool Kats Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creat
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There's no place to escape to.
This is the last talk.
On the left.
That's when the cannibalism started.
What was that?
To the other day, I went to the dermatologist, right?
And they were just like scouring my body.
Like they were looking for coins in my fold.
They were just stunned.
Yes.
I guess I was unique.
And I said, I kept going, Eureka!
Every single time.
They brought in all the students to take a look at the body.
But he saw this mark on my body and he said,
Oh, you actually have this mark here in your lower abdomen.
I really need to check it for a second and look at it.
So I'm looking at it.
It was a chocolate stain.
I literally had it.
Welcome to the last podcast on the left.
I am Ben Kitzel.
That's Marcus Parks.
Chocolate stained Henry Zabrowski.
What was it? Where was the chocolate stain?
On my belly underneath my clothes.
So this implies you were eating a chocolate bar without a shirt on.
Yeah.
And then you had an itch and instead of washing your hands.
No, what happened was, I could probably tell you exactly what was happening.
I was in the middle of watching Kitchen Nightmares trying to shut my brain off at night.
When I'm trying to meter how many sweets I eat,
I eat like little pieces of dark chocolate and they're very brittle.
So when times I'm laying on the couch and I'll eat it, little piece of dark chocolate with something to break off,
get lodged in my chest here because of course I'm eating in my underwear because of the end of the night.
And then I guess in my sleep, my body warmth melts it.
In the 17th, in the 1700s, that would make you a queen.
Exactly.
That would be a royalty.
Everyone is so rich now.
They just get to live like that.
I live like a little Duke.
Oh my God.
It's disgusting.
All right, so today's episode is amazing. This dude is absolutely horrific.
It's definitely a heavy hitter.
Speaking of disgusting and covered in stains.
Oh my God.
I don't think they found chocolate on this man's body.
He's mostly covered in blood.
He's the vampire of Sacramento and his name is Richard Chase.
Yeah, we wanted to do someone really brutal.
Someone really fucked up for this Halloween and Richard Chase.
We covered him a little bit in our Real Live Vampires episode way, way, way back when.
But we felt that this guy really deserved a full two episode treatment.
He put the work in and he deserves to get some credit.
When it comes down to because you said that in our Reddit AMA,
the worst thing in your life is not being recognized for your work while alive.
That's correct.
And he actually wasn't, unfortunately.
Yeah, died in 1980, but we're going to give him a go anyway.
Now we're four days away from Halloween.
You could feel it in the air.
This is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, this is Halloween.
And this man is probably one of the scariest serial killers of all time.
Well, he was more of a spree killer.
Well, he was a spree slash serial killer.
He was a bit of a hybrid.
He actually killed about seven people over the span of a month in Sacramento, California
in the winter of 1977.
He was known as the vampire killer.
He was known as the vampire of Sacramento.
He was known simply as Dracula.
He got Dracula from his time spent in a mental ward as a child,
which is a great nickname.
That is the only thing that stops me from giving him a nerd alert
is because he got the nickname in a mental ward.
If he gave it to himself on the playground,
oh, that means you will eventually be a choreographer later in your life
because mostly it's because you like Kate.
There was a kid when I was in sixth grade who was quite a Dracula himself,
but he didn't get quite the respect of Mr. Chase.
Richard Chase was a schizophrenic. He was a cannibal.
He drank blood.
Didn't care where that blood came from
and reportedly had a soft, high-pitched voice.
Hmm, interesting.
I like it.
His middle name was Trenton.
Was it really?
Yes.
Richard Trenton Chase?
Yes.
They wanted him to be a lawyer,
but then he just drank everybody's blood.
He just thought that he didn't have enough blood inside of his own body.
That's the problem in the end is he just thought he didn't have enough blood.
That's a sad thing to think.
Yes, so Richard Chase's childhood was unstable,
but by no means was it abusive.
This is not a Henry Lee Lucas that we're talking about here.
His parents fought and eventually divorced,
but by all accounts Richard Chase got nothing but love and support from his parents.
The worst anyone could say was that his dad was a little bit too strict every once in a while.
Like the three documentaries I watched, they all said the same shit where it's just being like the standard level of 1950s abuse
happened in the home.
So he got slapped around a bit and his parents and the divorce kind of used him a little coldly.
They used him against each other and he was weird from the very start.
Yeah.
So his parents were both kind of like,
maybe you could have an extra weekend.
You know, he's insane.
He's really wanting to stay with dad this weekend.
Well, that's good because I'm a court low on blood
and daddy always gives me the blood.
Daddy, I'm a vampire.
I mean, yes, to put some perspective on it,
all in the family took place in the 50s and that was considered just hilarious.
And by today's standards, it's a horror sitcom.
So Richard, as far as being a weird kid,
he did exhibit the McDonald's Triad,
which meant that he was a bedwetter.
He liked to start fires and most importantly, he liked to mutilate animals.
He really liked to mutilate animals.
Of course, the McDonald's Triad, for those of you who don't know,
is the three conditions that a lot of serial killers suffer from when they are children.
And it's different than the Ronald McDonald Triad,
which is a hamburger's fries out of milk.
Oh, I was going to say the fish filet.
So 1960, when Chase was 10 years old,
his mother confided in a neighbor saying that she had found a cat buried in her flower boxes.
The neighbor later recalled that she had remembered a large amount of cats
going missing from the neighborhood while the Chase family was around.
How many cats have to go missing in a neighborhood for you to remember it 20 years later?
21.
18 and going low.
No, no, no.
I'm going low.
What's the answer?
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
Four.
We all went over.
Maybe he was just trying to make a cat tree.
You gotta plant a cat to make a cat tree.
Another thing that was really weird is, well, not as weird.
He had problems taking baths.
He never cleaned up after himself whatsoever.
He liked to live in his own filth.
The other thing that was weird is that when he was left home alone in the house,
he would turn the heat up to like 1995.
It was as hot as he could get it,
remove all of his clothes and lie on the ground in the living room just sweltering with heat.
I kind of like these little iguana.
Yeah, it's kind of a minus when we were in that hotel room in Washington, D.C.
and you would turn the heat up to 95 degrees.
We walked in there and you were covered in sweat.
You're like, I think my thermostat's broken.
No, you're just fucking hammered.
You just turned up to 95 and you're asleep.
I like it, huh, man?
Higher the number, the more cozy you sleep.
No, according to people that Richard went to high school with,
he was popular both socially and romantically.
Guy didn't have any trouble having friends,
didn't have any trouble getting dates,
but the problem Richard had with girls was that he was always impotent.
It is really very fucked up because also, you know,
the word spread apparently is that he would go on dates with a couple of girls
and he just couldn't get it up.
He just physically could not and that's how important a penis is.
The important, that's how important a penis is to a man
is that if the penis doesn't work, he will murder.
Because we see it with Andrew Chikatillo.
He did the same thing where it's like something about the fury of it,
the social injustice of it,
and also the fact that he was probably a budding schizophrenic,
or we know for a fact that he was a budding schizophrenic,
and that started to become an obsession of his.
Well, the erectile dysfunction, that's where his obsession with blood began,
because Richard learned in high school that a penis becomes rigid
when the flaccid member is filled with blood following a rousal.
So, C. Alice or Viagra really could have saved seven people's lives.
Do you think if he wasn't impotent, you never would have killed?
I don't know. This is where this shit starts.
When things start, you don't know if there's going to be another trigger
that puts a person on the path.
We talk about this again and again, that there are so many people out there
that they are not serial killers by the grace of God.
John Wayne Gacy may not have ever become a serial killer
had he not taken that boy back to his house,
had the boy not made him breakfast,
had John Wayne Gacy not confused the boy's breakfast knife for a murder knife
and strangled him to death?
John Wayne Gacy may never have been a serial killer.
If the boy had just ghosted John Wayne Gacy,
all of those other boys would still be alive.
He just did it 36 more times?
Or if he just took one summer vacation to San Francisco
and saw that people could live free someplace else,
he'd be like, I'm just going to stay here.
They were products of a time.
I don't know what left or right turns these people make.
But Richard Schizophrenia, you mentioned that.
The Schizophrenia reason that if he were to drink blood,
then that would fill up his penis with blood.
That was the reason why he couldn't get hard
was because he didn't have enough blood.
He didn't have enough blood!
I'm sorry, Susie.
I know it's been a lovely day.
I'm so glad you come out with me.
I know my penis is a bit of a pancake right now,
but that just cause I'm about a quart low on blood.
It's not a joke, though.
That's the sound I make when I'm sad.
It's opposite day.
Oh, that sounds sad.
Okay, I'm going to end the day, I think.
That's the sound I make when I'm happy.
But that's not how you get blood into your bloodstream.
Of course it's not how you get blood into your bloodstream.
I just want to clarify that to anyone who does debate
maybe drinking blood.
I did have a bit of that when I was eating the black pudding
in Scotland.
I hung over and just been like,
I'm all chock full of it now.
I'm a regular John Candy.
So much blood in my damn skin.
Everything tastes like iron over there.
So Richard's first attempt to fill his own penis
with the blood of others came with a kitten
he had gotten from his girlfriend's house.
He took the kitten out back,
killed it, and drank the blood
straight from the animal.
Next came a white dog,
cleverly named Sabbath,
who Richard shot
and tried to collect the blood
pouring out of the holes
with a Dixie cup.
Well, that's just a comedy there.
That is, if you plug one hole
and then the blood goes out the other hole that you get, you know.
He's just treating everybody like they're maple treats.
I mean, everywhere he goes,
he just sees a bunch of canteens full of blood.
It's kind of like in Looney Tunes cartoons
when they're on the desert island
and everybody turns into hams.
Ooh, that means you're hungry.
Now, to Richard's credit,
he did actually go to a psychiatrist
about these problems.
He knew something was wrong.
He was told...
One boy when he was drinking blood of the cat's butthole,
he's like, I think there might be something wrong.
He also was concerned about his own thoughts,
because his thoughts were, you know,
about the fact that his stomach was...
He certainly believed his stomach was put in backwards.
It isn't as a kid where he was
concerned about his blood.
He was constantly talking about it.
He went to the doctors and mostly he went thinking
this doctor is going to help me fix my blood problem.
But they're really listening to a kid
rant about how they're like
basically show signs of severe psychosis
and they were trying to like
fuck with it.
But at the time, when he was talking about hurting animals,
he took the family dog and he would stab
its paws. He would do it and he would try to cut
off its feet and he would do stuff being like
ah, doesn't it need shoes anymore?
Nothing it needed shoes before.
God damn it, Richard!
God damn it!
So he...
Poor dog.
The doctors would, at the time, were like,
oh, he's just fucking with animals.
He'll grow out of this. He's just weird.
It was the 70's, right?
This was 19, no, this was the late 60's.
It makes more sense.
The documentary I was watching, it said to...
It's just called Richard Trenton Chase
Suriocolor and there was a psychologist
on there who was really fucking rough.
He was just this British man who'd be like
Richard had a sexy little
problem and it started as an
early age. And the one thing you notice
is that when Richard went to do high school
he was a bit weird.
He literally just said the terms and was like
yeah! Yeah!
I wish they would just cut to like
everyday psychologist and just a dude
being like, he was fucked!
He was fucked up!
Nothing to do to save this guy.
Well, Richard, when he went to the psychiatrist
about his dick problems
he was told that suppressed anger
is the most common cause of
impotence, specifically
anger directed towards women.
And like Henry said earlier
Andre Cicatillo, he suffered from this
exact same thing.
Andre Cicatillo, the ripper of
the stuff that we covered way
earlier, Russian serial killer,
he could only get hard during
blood soaked, violent
acts. Like I'm talking
his was some of the most brutal kills
that we have ever covered. These
blood guys, not surprisingly
are the absolute worst.
They're the most violent
and they're the ones that are most
obsessed with their penises.
And I think I'm really glad you put this in here
as a little caveat. Just remember that if you are impotent
there are ways, many, many, many
other ways to get over
your impotence that does not involve
murdering a woman or a man
ask your family doctor,
go to your family doctor, ask them for more
details, they will help you. Designate to
solve this problem before they self-scoliosis
before they've solved cancer, before they've
stopped any sort of, any kind of
problem. Learn to eat pussy.
No, you can
you can get over your
problems, learn to eat pussy and play
with your assholes. Yeah, but
he has to get hard. Now regarding Chase
he had many other symptoms that we
see in serial killers
from pathological lying to theft
showing no remorse or embarrassment
for any of it when he was caught
in the act which he was again and again.
Now after a non-remarkable
stint at the local junior college
Richard moved out of his parent's
house in 1970 at the
age of 20 and moved in
with two girls, one he knew from high school
and another he had met since graduating.
I mean to be fair, a remarkable
stint at a junior college means
that you participated in the most
upper-deckers in the door
you shat in the most toilet tags
and everyone loved you, like that's a
remarkable junior college guy. You were the
guys that took apart the dean's car
and put it on top of the ethics building.
What is a remarkable
junior college experience?
But he lived with two girls, which is
really strange first of all because he was
a wiry, filthy,
fucked up, already very very strange
individual, but he also sort of reminds
me of like
when two girls moved to New York and then
they end up living with some modern dancer
you know what I mean? And he's just got like
one of those moustaches shaved so it actually
goes all the way down his neck to his chest
hair like one of those guys. Yeah, all connected.
Now the girls that
Richard Chase lived with described him
as a filthy human being
flat out refused to take a shower
and never washed
his clothes. See when they moved in with him
he had not gotten rid of all of his
friends. He was a weird guy, yes
but when they moved in he was still
I mean it was 1970
you know people were weird, people were
strange, they could deal with that, they thought
like okay yeah Richard's a little weird
he's maybe a little grimy, but we
can deal with him. He was also a small
time drug dealer. Yeah. So that helped too
is that he had a lot of, that was a part of
how he made his little money is that he would get
because he got obsessed with weed and acid
like in high school and so
he started, once you're hanging on that
crowd it's easy to have some friends
because everybody's looking for somebody to
smoke weed with and drop acid with and
most of the time it's going to be a guy
like Richie. Yeah, it does
seem like one of the, he seems like one of those drug dealers
who hangs out on the couch for five hours
after he sells you
the 20 bag and then he smokes most of it.
This is pretty good weed, right?
You know the last weed I had
it really made me feel like
my blood was bigger
but I don't really know if that's a sativo
or an indica. It's gotta go
this weed is making me feel more
like I'm a teapot filled with organs.
I gotta get some writing done.
Yeah! I'm having a good time!
Okay.
Yup and when he was living with the girls
that is when his really hard
core drug use came into play
you know most people
you can smoke a lot of weed, you can drop acid
a few times and be absolutely
totally fun, totally cool
but those of you out there
with schizophrenic tendencies like Richard
Chase should probably
shy away from the hallucinogenics.
Now it's impossible
to know if Chase would have gone as far as he did
had he not spent the late 60's
and early 70's dropping acid, smoking
weed every day and doing a lot of speed
but we can definitely
say that it did not help.
The Grateful Dead were not a good band
but they had a very long career
and that shows that you can do
all of these things and have at least
longevity. Look at George Clinton
hmm
but he was actually very talented
and he used crack cocaine
and that gives him crack cocaine
and that gives you the motivation
and that shows that if you switch
from acid to crack
then you could be president.
Yeah sure, of course
and most people
can but if you have
already intense psychological
problems, specifically stuff like
schizophrenia and whatnot, hallucinogens
specifically acid are
going to send you over the edge
like it did Richard Chase.
But look on the bright side, think about how much money
you're saving on drugs. God gave
you acid in the brain to start
with. One night
Richard boarded up his bedroom door
locked himself in the closet
and boarded that door up too
when asked why he did it
he said it was because quote
People were sneaking up on me
from the inside
So yeah Richard again
thank you so much for bringing that
whole bowl of insects
to the potluck the other night
the utilities are due
I don't believe in electricity
my eyes see everything
what do I need to plug
in things for? I got ears
I got feet I just
wish they weren't on backwards
Again
please go
But can you just
one dime bag before you go
Another time he walked out of
his room completely nude sat down
and started talking nonsense to his
roommates actually we've all had that happen
to a college roommate at one point
Ben are you about to say that
I'm just saying
at this point he reminds me a lot of
a young up-and-coming comedian
in New York City named all of us
might know
it doesn't seem like it's that horrific at this point
he's just having a good time my friend actually did
the exact same thing in college while tripping nuts
he boarded himself in his room Friday until Sunday
he had a lot of drugs
in the room
and another time
during the party he spent during a party
he spent the whole night wriggling on the floor moaning
and making strange noises
I'm dancing this is my dancing
I'm having a good time
anybody want to play
twister I do it without the board
he's good at it
I mean other than the screaming about blood
and people attacking him from the inside this is all pretty
normal collegiate activities
I mean this is like 1970 activities
he's sorta like Kramer
yeah he's a lot like Kramer
because also one of his
roommates boyfriend had a band and they would come practice
and they always had this problem
with Richie coming in there with bongos
he wouldn't he found these bongos and he tried to play
bongos along with the band
and they eventually had to kick him out because he sucked
at the bongos they were like well we can't actually
have him he was like Yoko Ono
he was like Yoko a little Andy Kaufman
asked if that band was smart they would
have seen that he was going to be a killer
kept him in the band and they would be famous today
yeah they really would be
the thing is about Richard Chase though
that's different from a lot
of these guys that we know just these weirdos
that couldn't really handle their drugs
these girls were terrified of Richard Chase
yes of course they were like his hostages
yeah they were pretty much his hostages and
they were afraid to
even approach the possibility
of asking him to leave
so they just abandoned the apartment
they just left and didn't look back
imagine if Dahmer had roommates
yeah it's like the same thing a young Dahmer
a person because
he hasn't even hit the big leagues
of his killing sprees yet
this is just the eggs
of his killing sprees
I could see Richard Chase pulling a Kevin Spacey
at the end of usual suspects though
and just like going into the shower as soon
as they leave cleaning up like perfect plan
unfortunately ladies
I am actually a billionaire from Spain
and if you had just stayed with me
till January the first
you would have both each made
ten million dollars
but that teaches you to not trust
your fellow man
now excuse me I must dance to my favorite song
turn on talking head starts rolling around
on the ground
I'm dancing
I'm dancing
it's a twist
something about him like no one is so rich
like something that's got to change
I think it's the being super rich part
I like him a little bit
now it's around this time
that Richard started complaining the shit
was going wrong in his body
and one of his complaints
about his body made any sense
whatsoever he said that his heart
would stop beating
every once in a while just for little
periods of time he said that his stomach
had been turned around
backwards and he said that
bones were growing out
of the back of his head
now I have been in
this is a bit of a too real moment for me
as to what can happen is that I've had
very intense anxiety episodes
where I've thought that I've forgotten
how to breathe like I put myself in
the emergency room for a very very dark
panic attack where I just couldn't
I thought I couldn't control my body
when the hell did you do that?
when the first couple years I had moved into New York
so I understand this sort of that break
in reality where you start thinking
that horseshit but what happened was I went to the
emergency room to turn myself in because
I thought I went to tell the doctors that I had
forgotten how to breathe to turn yourself in
basically I went in there and
an old man came in being helped by his son
into the emergency room they were helping him out
helping him out another thing and the son
turned to the father and he was just like
are you just standing here for a second while I get the doctor
he leaves the father just hits
the ground face first and he's dead
they literally the two EMTs come up
pick them up put them up on the stretcher
start hitting them with the paddles and shit in front of me
while I'm in mid panic attack
and then my panic attack just went away
because I was like oh I'm a fucking moron
you're fine
so so
this is you
we've been doing the podcast for a couple years now
this is you saying
this is me saying right now this is the best
he's ever been this is the most together
I've ever been I had a
chocolate stain on me so deeply embedded in my skin
that my dermatologist
thought it was cancer
as Ben slowly walks out of the room
of course Richard
all of his imagined medical
ailments his filthiness
it sounds very medieval
yeah it is like he needs to be blood
leaded I mean who knows he might have found
a book on you know medieval
scientific practices and he took
that as fact you don't know what sorts of things
a schizophrenic mind
might glom onto but that is true
he did have anatomy books that he was obsessed
yeah they were modern anatomy books
yeah so he was looking at pictures of the human body
and he just became fixated on himself
because obviously he felt like something was wrong
like he knew something was wrong
he's drinking blood he's screaming
his dancing
is more like an epileptic seizure
he knows he doesn't fit in
and so he's thinking right now it's a physical problem
yeah and all of this
made him extremely difficult
to live with
what do you mean yes I can see that
I would like to also see Richard Chase on soul
what was it soul not soul plane
soul train soul train
I remember soul train that is a
classic 40 year old
reference perfect that's right around the time
it's timely
to chase
of course like I said makes him very difficult
to live with so after
bouncing between his mother and father's
places for a while because of course
he lost his apartment after the two girls
moved out he was eventually
sent to Los Angeles to live with his grandmother
here Richard spent
what we assume to be
a fairly unremarkable year
driving development
developmentally disabled kids back and forth
to the school that his grandmother helped
they just let him drive
the short bus they just gave him
the word of all of these
children him just
driver I'm like you guys want to get
ice cream
just bleeds all over
we're not getting ice cream we're going to the
blood store
pull into the ice cream shot he's like
alright fresh hot blood for everyone
I'm sorry but
I think that this is really
ice cream you don't know what the fuck
you're talking about your brain is a
turnip have some blood
I mean it is
truly horrifying stuff this guy
should not be driving a bus full of other
he should be driving a car
with just himself in it he drove
the short bus to and from school
every day for a year
did he ever try to get any of these kids
blood I feel like they might be easily
targeted he hadn't
moved on to he wasn't he wouldn't
move on to humans for another four years
his poor grandmother
no I mean you were your grandmother
whenever they send you the kid
it's never good no never once it's
always either your children have died
and there's no one to raise them and
or it's the secret garden and he has a
wasting disease and he has to come out
there to spend times in the country air
because the city air is making his
eyes cloud
that's it also
during this time period he had lived
with her once previously
during this like he is
a terror at home
and a terror everywhere he's going he is
he was doing shit where he
was constantly in and out of the doctor's
office and the mental asylum they were
checking him in looking at him
they were just talking he was constantly
being sort of monitored but everyone
just saying he's just being weird he
showed up at his mom's house screaming
about how there were people following him
took the phone from she was trying to call
the hospital to have them
come pick him up took the phone from her
beat her with the phone they like so
things had come to a head he was already
weird at his grandma's house it just at this
last stint at his grandma's house
things got really weird yeah
so shortly after his return
Richard ended up in the American
River Hospital where he told doctors
that his heart and kidneys had stopped
working his pulmonary artery
had been stolen and then his blood had
just stopped flowing completely
and this is also after Richard's been
wandering around his grandma's house for weeks
literally going you're a good boy Richard
you're a good boy and that's real
like him going you're a good boy
good boy and then
he would wrap his head in towels
and saran wraps filled with
orange slices oh that's
kind of funny he's like a little
glass of water
and this is when doctors
finally diagnosed him as
a schizophrenic it took a while it took
a while it took it took until like
1973 or 74
for them to finally diagnose him
officially as a schizophrenic
they told his mother they said he needs
treatment he needs care but he's
not a danger to himself or others so
they released him back into
the wild and to be fair to the doctors at this
point yeah he probably
wasn't a danger to himself or others he was
just a pain in the ass weirdo but they
didn't know they did know about him sucking
the blood out of cats and dogs right they didn't
oh he didn't mention that he didn't mention any
they didn't know about any of that on this visit
because he took a few different visits to
the mental asylum and real
and this one he didn't mention any of
that stuff it was more of an in and out thing
and this was actually
just a hospital he wouldn't go
into the mental asylum full
force until about a year later
and he got even more
delusional once he left
the American river hospital
he accused his mother of poisoning
his food he said
that she was controlling his
mind and all of these
complaints were made to an imaginary friend
that Richard had made I mean he sounds
just like Eminem that's like 90%
of Eminem's raps are about the exact same thing
interesting so after
all this Richard's parents
decided the best thing to do would be
to get Richard his own
apartment
is the best thing to do
absolutely definitely isolate him
I think it's really really important to take
someone who's obviously very sick
covered in blood a lot of the time
killing animals just
let him have some hem time
now that you're officially diagnosed as a schizophrenic
it's time you get your independence
I don't need anybody I'm like my own butler
and also my own maid and my
own security guard and my own deep
dark lord of the malevolence
we'll just be going now okay goodbye
so Richard spit his
days riding his bike
back and forth to the local
rabbit farm Richard would buy
a rabbit bring it home butcher
it and either eat the rabbit raw
specifically the entrails
drink the blood or throw both
into the blender and liquefy them
and drink the whole thing down
oh smoothie he definitely had
a lot of iron he did he was
kind of healthy in a strange way
and all this was done because Richard
believed that his heart was
shrinking and that heart
would disappear eventually
if he didn't do anything about it
now psychology expert Christina
says that this is an example
of cotard syndrome
and cotard syndrome occurs when
a person believes that they are
a walking corpse or are alive
and riding from the inside
or are missing important pieces
of anatomy like blood or
organ I thought that was being a
comedian yeah I mean the first two
I think are completely accurate aren't
we just riding from the inside and
walking corpses sort of we're all
pre corpses yeah Jesus you fucking
guys I also want to say the people
who do own the rabbit farm must have
loved Richard Chase
what a business you know what I like
about him is that he'll not just buy
the big ones he'll buy the small ones
and the sick ones that's great
cotard syndrome this is just
a little side note this is also related
to an asian culture bound
syndrome called Kuro in which
a man believes that his penis is
shrinking and when his penis is gone
the man will die
that is also true and the
only cure for Kuro is
for the man to gorge on the
penises of other animals I think the
important word in that sentence is
gorge yeah I mean what is
this idea that you could if you eat a
dick you're gonna get a dick
I don't replace a dick yeah like you're
fucking inspect their gadget
it's not how it works
and there's a female version too
except they believe that their nipples are
disappearing and when their nipples fully
disappear they will die I think
that the human that I think that the
female breast can be beautiful without
the nipple you don't need a nipple I do
like it though I'm a nipple the nipples
like my favorite part but if it was
lost due to injury or illness
they still find them to be beautiful
yeah you can put a little smiley face on it
you can just draw a nipple on it
you can put a smiley face on it now and the nipples the nose
yeah you can do that if it wants to wear glasses
that's how you do it I put two eyeballs over it
so it looks like a surprise face
so anyways
anyways
one night Richard's dad walked into
Richard's apartment to find
Richard sitting on his couch
pale as the dickens and only wearing
shorts and Richard told his dad
that he had bought a bad rabbit
thought that he had food poisoning
because his dad would go over there to play cards
with him right and they were like hang out all time
and his dad kept noticing he kept having these
these cages jam with rabbits sure
and he asked him what are you doing with these rabbits
and he's like I'm eating them father
oh jinn
I've got jinn
I guess it's what you do a lot of people eat
rabbits it's not that crazy it's not what
you do
rabbits obviously
you do not take rabbits and butcher them
in your one bedroom apartment
in Sacramento not usually
Richard has a documented problem
with blood drinking yes
if you have one of those specific
problems it seems to be
in my mind you would not
just having a bunch of just because at this point
they're not even rabbits anymore I understand
people who keep pets and stuff and they
love them and they if they die or if they eat
them where you want to have symbiosis with
a butcher and you're eating the animals that you're
taking care of he just viewed them
as socks of blood with feet
no I understand they were like juice boxes
yes I get that he's living like Lenny
from of mice and men if Lenny was in the city
if Lenny was a vampire
well he didn't get the chance to be a vampire
did he because he was murdered
wasn't he
in cold blood so then if he was
a vampire it was like George was a little
Van Helsing
so yeah the dad
turns over to Richard's place Richard's pale
says he bought a bad rabbit rabbit says
he has food poisoning so they go to
the hospital and when doctors examine
Richard they found that he was
indeed sick but it wasn't from
food poisoning rather it was
blood poisoning brought on
because Richard had injected himself with
the blood of a rabbit because he thought
that he had eaten a rabbit who had eaten battery acid
and that battery acid had seeped through
the walls of his stomach into his flesh and the only thing
that could cure the battery acid rabbit blood
was clean rabbit blood
this is the second worst case we've seen today
the first worst case was this
Henry Zabrowski he came
in covered in chocolate
I'm like Augustus Gloop
now after the rabbit acid incident
Richard was
finally committed to a mental
institution
how many years does it take
I guess it takes a solid
dozen visits
how many rabbits must be drained
of blood and injected into this man's body
before they get him help
two days later he escaped by running out of the front door
well shut the door
he is very skinny
he was slippery
he ran out of the front door
he didn't sneak out the window like Bundy
there's so many times when he
is just running away and he is
very slippery he is very hard
to get a hold of
because he's literally slick with blood
so reiterate again
we're having a good time with all this stuff
as normal we have our chuckles
we laugh this man is real
this shit is real
he was literally covered in blood
he was real he was an actual person
all this stuff is true
this is 100% true
this is where he got the nickname Dracula
he was transferred to
they caught him they brought him back
let's go to a place with a lock on the front door
they transferred him to a different
facility where he earned the nickname Dracula
because Richard when he talked
he only talked about blood
he literally only talked about blood
and killing animals
he said that rabbits he liked killing rabbits because they were like little machines
I do like this
get rid of that twilight idea
of Dracula get rid of the
Gary Oldman the sexy Dracula
this is Dracula
this is like the Nosferatu Dracula
this is like hiding in a ditch jumping out
and grabbing people by the neck
and talking about it what so ever
I do like this story
he was killing animals within the hospital
and they said well they found him
they found him one day with fresh blood
all over his face and they checked his room
and they found birds with their necks broken
inside of his windows
he was ripping off their heads and sucking the blood out of them
and they said Richard what the hell is going on here
meanwhile he's matted with feathers
and blood they were like Richard what's going on here
what have you been doing here
and he's like I cut myself shaving
that is true story
that's like a cartoon cat trying to eat
Tweety Bird but it's like the real version of that
so he's just hiccuping feathers
and he is living like a loony tunes
but with all of the gore
associated with real loony tunes
interesting
Chase likely suffered
from what is now known as
Renfield syndrome
named after the Dracula character
who ate bugs to try to absorb their power
Renfield syndrome admittedly it is not
in the DSM-5
but it is an acceptable
diagnosis for somebody
who is
constantly talking about
covering themselves with
and getting hard from
blood
I mean if he could have just
I don't even know I don't even know what he could have done
maybe just fill a tub with blood and go in it every now and again
how do you get the blood
all the rabbits
eventually you gotta get the blood
maybe you can get blood
I mean when I was in Wisconsin deer hunting
he would have loved it
buckets and buckets of blood he could have played with
yeah but that's only a couple of times per season
oh no
and you have to catch the deer
we go back home we got a deer problem
we got a call coming up
that motherfucker could kill like 5 or 6 deer
a day he would have enough blood
to last him through the winter
well bully for you
he would have been happy
in Texas
he actually probably would have been
we would have given him a job just go to the slaughterhouse
he gets a job like the hitchhiker in Texas
chainsaw master like a chop top
get him a job at the slaughterhouse
absolutely and he loves a dry heat
yeah and you don't gotta pay him in cash
cause he's already getting paid in what he loves
he doesn't understand money
doesn't need it
so renfield syndrome has
three stages the first
is the patient cutting themselves
and drinking their own blood
the second is the
Zofagia stage in which a person consumes
animal blood
the third stage is of course
moving on to the blood of humans
never get to the third stage
don't do the second stage
well I mean you could stay at the second stage
I like a rare steak
you're not drinking you're eating the steak
that's not blood that's something different all together
you guys don't ring it out of your mouth like it's a towel
filled with fucking booze
you're not a dirty table
the third stage
is of course moving on to the blood of the humans
which Richard Chase would graduate
to soon after his release
on September 29th 1976
this release
was against the strong
disapproval of everyone
on the staff except
for Richard's doctor who said
he had developed quote good socialization
and had a realistic view
of his problems
he's draining birds of blood in his room
well meanwhile the whole time Richard's also screaming
I'm here for food poisoning
like you guys just are broken me here
because I had a stomach ache
like he's screaming like that
but his mom also had a very big
they had a very traditional
Irish Catholic household
where the problems were there
but no one wanted to talk about them
and so what they had here was
a sense of denial
extreme
because the mom was instrumental
in getting him out a lot of the time
she would go and say he doesn't belong in there
I can take care of him at home
but meanwhile she would get him
he would be a hassle for a couple of days
and then they would send him back to his apartment
where they were renting for him
and not only that but
she eventually weaned him off of his medication
because she said he didn't need it
weaned him off the blood
but she said he walked around like a zombie
problems again it's the 1970s
they don't have the same
the medication at the time is literally just
stupefying them
like a coma like state walking around
but mostly
because he wasn't in a coma
he cut people's fucking faces off
he should walk around like a zombie
that's what he is
he's a zombie Dracula
because that's how schizophrenia medication works
it blocks the flow of dopamine
certain schizophrenia medications
it blocks the flow of dopamine
into the brain which is what fuels the schizophrenia
so which is why
certain schizophrenia medications may make somebody
feel a little bit and
look a little bit like a zombie
but a zombie is better than somebody
walking around
with a bunch of like rabbit heads
strong around his neck
fucking string
it depends if he was in the forest or something
maybe he's the king
who knows
I used to take some medication as well
and I feel the same way it did sort of zombify you
but what was the character trait that his mother
so badly wanted to get back
in Richard Chase
was she like Richard you're just not like the same
you know filled covered monster you used to be
what did she want?
he's dancing
I remember when he used to shake on the ground
where's that Richard?
dance like no one should be watching
and they also the court awarded them
a conservatorship
after Richard was released
this last time from the
mental health ward but they just
allowed it to expire
and he was so Richard Chase
it's August 1977
he's off his medication
his own mother has told him
that he does not need it that he is fine
without it he is living alone
his parents are paying his rent
but barely checking in on him
so shit's about to go
bad and what's important too
as much as he did horrible
shit as we'll find out
Richard Chase was also in
an incredible amount of pain
this is a person that's constantly
suffering the other it's either between
coma and suffering this person is like
there's something about that that will cause somebody
to pop eventually
in some way shape or another either running out in a traffic
or as we see killing seven people
yeah no one wants to change places with
Richard Chase God knows what's going on
in his head there's no way that he loves himself
in any way or whatever
so on August 3rd 1977
tribal police were called
out after a car
had been reported abandoned near
Pyramid Lake on the Walker River
Reservation in Nevada there
they found a 1966
Ford Ranchero with a bumper
sticker that said I'd rather be
flying cool stuck in the sand
tell me do you have any of the bumper
stickers that say I'd rather
be drinking blood in order to get more
blood inside of my own penis
well Richard we have this one that says I'd rather be
flying I'll take it
outside the car they found
a loaded 30 30 rifle
and a 22 rifle both
stained with blood that's the other
thing we didn't quite bring up his fascination
with guns ah yes it has
been building up throughout this whole thing
because during this is also a part of
California where there are a lot of people
taking pot shots at shit they have this thing called
skiffling they would shoot
into a river that's it
that's the game that's the game is that a game
you ever done it skiffling or
shooting into a river yeah you ever done it
in a river I'll throw dynamite in the river
shoot the river shoot the river can't
kill water you throw shit out into the river
you throw like melons out well now we're
talking yeah you don't tell me that yeah
I thought you were just shooting the water I mean
you can do that you can shoot the water there is
something satisfied about seeing the water jump it's
just really rough when you're like uncle draws a bunch
of Asian looking faces on them being like we brought
the war home right there's a non flashback
right in front of your eyes
no well that's very good a perfect storm of
events yeah and Richard was able to get
you know guns very easily very easily yeah
I mean extremely easily okay and
next to the guns was
a pair of bloody tennis shoes
and a blood soaked
pile of clothes and on the
floor of the car was
a white plastic bucket with
a liver inside
sitting in a pool of fresh blood
now using their
binoculars the tribal police
spotted Richard Chase
naked perched on a large
rock about a half mile
away when the cops approached
him he took off like a shot
but was soon caught by a police officer
on an ATV
he was covered in blood smeared
across his chest and face
under his armpits and
poured into his ears when the cops
asked him where the blood came from
Richard said it's
seeping from me
God
and Chase was taken back to the
station for questioning
and it was found out the deliver actually
belonged to a cow and not a
human he was let go
once more
four months later just a few
days after Christmas Richard
Chase would commit his first
murder now there's a couple of insects
so he was not well
not even close
I do love the fact that they
literally just can't keep them and
again the excuse is you can't arrest
somebody for being weird
which is true
and it's also
1977
was there a farmer
that this cow belonged to that
would want to press charges
no way to check
there's one cow with its guts ripped out
that can go missing
that can go undiscovered for years
wolves
he is the wolf
but apparently in hindsight the police
didn't check his records and they said
if they had really checked his records and see how many times
he'd been checked into mental hospitals
if they had really done an exhaustive thing
on a researcher to him they probably
would have held him but
at the time there's so many hippies wandering around
so it's like he looks like he's got
long scraggly hair he's out there weird
he is obviously on either
he didn't appear to be on drugs
he wasn't on drugs but he definitely appeared to be on drugs
I mean he's a naked white man
on an Indian reservation perched on a rock
he's gonna be
oh okay yeah that guy's on drugs
he's on drugs so let him fucking kick him out of here
I'm sick of having these guys in the cells cause all they do is sing
fucking Jefferson Starship
and I'm sick of hearing that song about who built this thing
yeah who did build it though
I guess he should have been on drugs that would have helped him out
I guess
now his first attempt
Richard Chase's first murder attempt
would be actually unsuccessful
on December 27th 1977
a woman named Dorothy
Polinsky was doing her dishes
at 6 30 p.m. when she heard a
sharp pop followed by
breaking glass and immediately
felt a streak of heat
pass right above her skull
the bullet
had passed through the tight
bun Dorothy wore her
hair in and it lodged itself
in the back of an open kitchen
cabinet that bullet
would match the gun that Chase would use
the very next day
now there is some
belief here that the reason why he started
amplified to this point is that his parents would not
let him home for Christmas
and this led distinctly from an act
in which he took the family cat
blew its brains out in front
of his mother and smeared the blood
all over himself
and told the father that he
shot the cat in the head
didn't tell him the whole story about smearing
the blood all over himself
like he was hiding himself in a camouflage
of a wall of blood
and so they said
no more he can't be at the house anymore
he came in for a couple of days
that was like the 20th of December
he cut his hair
he shaved
he started dressing normally
he started acting really normally
like I'm feeling better
he started talking about looking for a job
meanwhile he is getting guns
buying ammo
over the next couple of days
so he premeditated all of this shit
it started happening in his head
and then he started firing at people
and it's even more terrifying because the music
of the time on the radio just be like
jingle bells and like Santa's sleigh
no it's awesome
in a bad way
so this is all Christmas music playing this entire time
yeah
so on December 28th Chase took
his Ford Ranchero to the streets
of Sacramento with his 22
in hand to try again
not too far from Chase's apartment
Richard drove by
and spotted 51 year old Ambrose
Griffin unloading groceries
from the trunk of his car
Ambrose's wife later reported that she
heard two loud pops
she turned around to see her husband slump
to the ground while the first bullet
missed the target completely
the second hit Ambrose
right in the chest
so he didn't have a
desire to kill women necessarily
it didn't matter
there was no but it did not matter
at all who was killed
he didn't take that lack of boner rage
and blame women for it
he did sort of internalize it
he's been thinking about it for a long time
so he's starting to scratch
and then you kind of see where those feelings come
from
just doing little mayhem bits
and he also had been walking up to people's homes
another part of the lead up here
is that he's been walking and stalking people
and they said they would see him around the neighborhood
in people's backyards
staring at them through the windows
Michael Myers
he started really doing the thing
that we talk about with all serial killers
allowing himself the little things
that will build towards murder
and this is one of those periods
he was very ill
sort of that Robert Durst in the jinx
when he just starts
going outside of his brother's house on a regular basis
another weird fact about Ambrose being shot
is that he got shot and his family
were like he's having a heart attack
and then he was just like
I've been shot
and they're like he's having a heart attack
like they were literally just not listening
he's like listen at me
you know his wife
every dinner he was just like
every wife or every dinner
he's like I'll have a second steak and he's like
you're gonna have a heart attack one of these days
yeah I'm more likely getting shot in the chest
I just don't want him to be right
now this being a completely
random killing
cops were desperate for any clues
and what did desperate cops
do in the 70's when they didn't have any leads
they brought in the hypnotist
hello I will solve your crime
using the power of the mind
power of the mind
black walla you're a chicken
a one two three presto
now you think you're a cardboard box
ha ha
how many are dead
well we couldn't find a group of teenagers
with a talking dog
one two three now you don't want to smoke cigarettes anymore
hypnotize
easy to do
that'll do
the reason why they brought in the hypnotist
was that a 12 year old boy
was shooting a guy in his mid 20's
had fired a gun at him from a brown
Pontiac Trans Amp the boy couldn't remember
any other details besides that
so the hypnotist was brought in
now pay attention
to the hypnotist and a one
you're feeling sleepy
and a two my hand is upon your knee
ignore it number three
hand slowly moving up to a hip pocket
number four slowly going to sleep
you do not care that my hand is in the band
of your pants number five
you have to be a pedophile Henry
good God can you have one character
that doesn't end
I don't mean it to me
you made it up
that is kind of where your mind always
goes we got to break him out of it Marcus
I don't know what to do with what got into him
just something about boys that you just can't stop
talking if you do anything wrong
we are all going to be complicit because these are all
warning signs we're supposed to pick up on
a boy is just a man
all right we're moving on we are moving on
after a long session
the boy were called a license plate number
two one nine EEP
but as you know Richard Chase
he's a ranchero guy
you know that
what so he's like
he said he had like one of those vanity plates
that said like too legit
ranchero
I'd rather be in my ranchero
I would love to see him do a commercial for them
sometimes I ride my
ranchero around it's kind of feel like
my blood is
enough
you ever feel your blood's not enough
you know what Becky they're just really fuel efficient
I think I'm going to buy one
so since Richard
he's a ranchero guy that lead
went nowhere and nothing else would
be known of the identity
of the killer until
Richard was caught
and so
next week we will be
back with some of
the most brutal
some of the most
disgusting some of the most
disturbing murders
that we have ever
covered I mean Albert Fish
it's a long game
like think about Albert Fish just like say like
radio head like they put out like
I do think about that
like acquired taste
and with all the with all the metal rods
of his butthole he could probably be a radio
you hang up you just set him up next to an amplifier
there will be interference
actually no I'd say Albert Fish
kind of like the talking heads
long storied career
really consistent throughout
yeah Richard Chase is like
television two fucking amazing albums
bam bam and then out
I'd say he's more like
a huba stink
I mean the analogy
I'm going to say he's like limp biscuit
because he couldn't get hard
interesting Fred Durst can't get hard
no Fred I have no idea
actually we did look at one of those sites one
days like that remember when we were on our way
to Ed's mom's funeral
we were on our way to Ed's mom's funeral and we were looking at
a vlog
because people deal with grief differently
yes I forget
what Fred Durst was he was
average he was average and then
who was the one that was really good slash had a good one
yeah oh most of them
Danzig I believe had a very tiny
yeah Danzig had a tiny anyway
okay so Richard Chase
we are getting to the
yeah the next episode is going to be grisly and brutal
this was a great background information
though on this guy I just hope
you guys feel that you have enough blood
because you do if your
roommate dances on the floor
but like his back is on the floor then you got to
you got to kick him out unless they're like a b-boy
yeah and they're professionally
trained dancing on the floor yes this
is one of those times where we can literally
say the magic is inside of you
the entire time
believe in yourself
alright amazing can't wait for next week
you can get pills for your dick
yes don't kill just don't kill anybody
ever for any reason
I want to thank everybody
we want to thank everybody we did the reddit ask me
anything this week and I mean it was amazing
we had so many questions Marcus you said we got
a bunch of upvotes yeah we were
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I know you two don't care but this
is huge I mean of course I care
I don't know what it means
yeah neither one of you guys know
really know what that means but yeah it's
it's a pretty yeah it's a pretty big deal
because I always read in this morning there was like a picture
of a dog on there you know what I mean it's like
are we the dog? no way past
was Richard Chase drinking the dog's blood?
no it was like a dog and it was just like this dog
has got a face like Bob's Burgers
and it was just like up there and it was
way past this enough
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meant a fuck ton of me I really
am so proud of this third season
we have so much work with left to do
so please watch
if you can support right
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tell adult swim to hire last podcast
to the left it's really it means a lot
honestly we rely on you
for everything because believe it or not
a true crime show that's you know
a comedy all about someone like Richard
Chase it's a tough pitch
we were literally in a
we were in a pitch room the other day
and we were having a great time laughing
all stuff it's like we're really talking about the show
all stuff and I brought up an idea
about boy murderers again and
I didn't mean to and it was literally
the only thing we told him to not bring
I just forgot the only thing
you forget that only thing we said
don't bring up boy murder I just said
boy murder and every and the room
just went now you didn't just
say boy murder you went into
boy murder ideas I did
you expanded upon boy murder
what do you want what do you know that's what we don't
anyway I'm a content creator you
are mostly about
subject matter that is impossible to produce
and speaking of ways that you guys
can help us out
we've still we've got a few live shows coming up
Portland
the first the night show of Portland sold
out but guess what we added a second
show to Portland so if you missed
out on tickets for the night
show you can check out the earlier one
Seattle we've only got a few
tickets left on that Seattle is
without a doubt going to sell
out just like Boston
did Boston has already sold
out but good news to everybody
that missed out on that one
we're adding a second show and
tickets will be on sale for that
and every other show that
we're doing at cave comedy radio
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live and we're about to
announce I think three or
four more including
dates in Canada
Missouri California
Texas
we're coming to a lot of different fucking beautiful
Missouri I love
beautiful Missouri I do
truly love Missouri yeah thank you
guys so much for everything I'm going to throw
out a hail yourselves hail say to
hail game hail me
let's do a magus deletions
magus deletions
deletions and have a happy
Halloween
did we say this this
Washington DC this weekend oh yeah
we're sold out we'll see you
we're going to go to the bars afterwards
come meet us it'll be fun