Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 275: Oklahoma City Part II - Noodle McVeigh
Episode Date: June 27, 2017On part two of our series we cover the life of Timothy McVeigh from his time as a Burger King employee to his discovery of the Turner Diaries to the possible war crimes he committed during his time in... the Army. Water Lily Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hus
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There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left.
That's when the cannibalism started.
What was that?
I was watching this missing 411 documentary, you know, the new one that's about the different
disappearances of the national parks. This is a documentary in quotations, right?
It's a make them up, right?
Honestly, this is a big deal because the idea is that the national park services will not put a check,
put together a national database of missing people in their parks and they've got a lot of different people.
Little kids go missing every year, 40,000 kids.
And so they played a snippet of Coast to Coast A.M. and I forgot, I swear to God, it's George Norrie in the background.
And here I'm going, hey, we have an expert here on werewolves.
I'm telling you, if a werewolf got a haircut, what kind of haircut would they get?
But seriously, though, if a werewolf got a haircut, what kind of haircut would a werewolf get?
I bet they keep it long.
I think we can all agree they would get a brush cut, just like Timothy McVeigh.
And by the way, this research in today's episode is absolutely amazing.
We're going to get into the Turner Diaries a little bit later on in the episode.
Henry Zabrowski had a chance to read it and I want to applaud you for not having a brush cut right now.
I was slightly concerned we were going to have a Scientology part two where you got a little bit too serious and a little bit too into it.
It's not a good book.
I'm going to say, first of all, on Goodreads, and I'll tell you why, it's very interesting.
It's got three stars on Goodreads.
And I'm going to say it needs a one star because it is controversial.
Do not read the Turner Diaries.
You will be so upset.
You're not going to like it.
They're going to give me an opportunity to rail against it in a little bit.
You'll be just as dumb as Timothy McVeigh and nobody wants that.
We're on to Timothy McVeigh part two.
We're going to get to know the guy a little bit better.
Absolutely.
But before we really get into Timothy McVeigh, I feel like that we need to address some things that people have said about the last episode.
We need to address our new Waco stance.
Oh.
Yes.
What's the new Waco stance?
I'm not for it.
I'm against it?
Not necessarily new Waco stance, but more like an evolved Waco stance.
Okay.
I think what it comes from is I think people are saying that during our Waco episodes that we placed pretty much zero blame on the Branch Davidians.
Place all of the blame on the ATF, but in our last episode, we of course put more blame on the Branch Davidians,
and that has more to do with us finally hearing the audio recording of Branch Davidians saying,
David said to pour the gas, right?
Yep.
David said to pour the gas.
Do I do it on the kids?
Wait a second.
We fuck these kids.
Obviously, as new information comes to light, we'll always evolve in our thinking and our point of view.
I've always blamed David Koresh's glasses, so I've had a staunch, I'm opposed to aviator sunglasses,
because nothing has ever good come out of someone wearing them.
But the ATF did fuck up, right?
Yeah, of course.
Obviously, we're saying, look, obviously, they're at least partially to blame,
but mostly in my eyes, after doing research, especially for these last couple episodes, which is some of the most upsetting research I've ever done,
nothing like truly hiding your computer at work while I have to turn her diaries up and all of these William Pierce lectures up,
which I'm just bad news.
So hold on.
You're researching something that you have to hide from the cast of your pretty face is going to hell?
That's an adult swim.
Okay, maybe it is a little bit too intense.
Yeah.
Well, I am the White Devil.
And so I'm reading all of this bullshit, and it really does make me kind of swing more towards,
I mean, the branch of Indians kind of ask for it.
If you want Armageddon, and you're saying that you want Armageddon to happen, and then you're going to spark it.
They sparked it.
And the ATF provided that.
But the problem is that the ATF, in their fuck up, they created the optics that the patriot movement slash white supremacist movement will then use to radicalize people.
And that's really where the biggest fuck up is, is that picture.
The picture of the compound burning, the tank going in, and it like looking, ripping through the wall, like that kind of shit is what,
it's very easy to get a bunch of yokels whipped up if you just got plenty of pictures.
And of course, the information, there was a lot of information gaps, and those gaps were filled by anyone who wanted to fill them with whatever strange political philosophy they wanted to fill them with.
Well, I would also say, like, I wouldn't say that the branch of Indians were asking for it.
David Koresh was asking for it.
All of these things happened under the direction of David Koresh.
David Koresh directed them to stockpile weapons.
He directed them to do it in an illegal way.
And then once the ATF descended and the FBI descended, when the FBI and the ATF gave him an out to end this whole thing, he went back on his promise.
And in the end, it was David Koresh who decided to not only burn down the buildings,
but if you look at the forensics of the bodies who were found in the ashes of Waco, a lot of them were shot in the head by each other.
I mean, this is something that people fell under the spell of a cult leader, and they ended up dead for it because that cult leader, like Henry said, wanted Armageddon.
It's like the book The Secret.
He had a dream and a vision for the future, and he made it come true, and that is a joke, but it's also exceptionally accurate and true.
But let's get into Timothy McFay, shall we?
Well, no, one thing I wanted to say, too, is that also what Waco provided was a meeting spot for all these racist idiots to show up and spread a bunch of literature at the foothills of the compound,
which sort of made it almost as bad as Woodstock 98.
I was going to say Bonnaroo, yeah, so the Bonnaroo for white supremacists.
Well, Timothy James McFay, let's get into the bio of the man himself.
Timothy James McFay was born the middle child of three on April 23, 1968, and Lockport, New York, to Mickey and William McFay.
And contrary to what you might think, McFay was actually raised in upstate New York in the Buffalo suburb of Pendleton.
Now, was he born with the brush cup?
That's what I want to know.
When he crowned, did the doctor be like, we have a white supremacist on our hands?
I will say, though, if he is from being from Buffalo, you could see where he got the chip on his shoulder.
Oh, everybody above Westchester is so jealous of New York City.
According to a neighbor as a child, McFay always wanted to play the hero in any Cowboys and Indians cops and Roberts type of games.
From a young age, McFay always saw himself as the avenging spirit righting wrongs, i.e. the good guy.
Of course he did.
Now, while playing one of these games in 1973, McFay slipped and fell while standing on a metal milk carton,
and he landed on his head, giving McFay the now almost customary head injury that we find in most mass murders.
I have to wonder, why was he standing on the milk carton? It doesn't sound like a very fun game.
You get the feeling he was just pretending to be George Wallace, and he's just like, I'm the hero of this situation.
Everyone's like, George Wallace is a horrible governor. He's a racist and a bigot. Am I the hero?
Years later, when Star Wars hit, McFay made his own lightsabers out of flashlights and golf club tubes
and pretended to be Luke Skywalker, which was a fantasy that little Timmy would never grow out of.
Sometimes what I hope is that there's some kind of like bigger man, an older man who comes and he's got a long beard
and he teaches me, he takes me out to a cave and he teaches me all about the wonders and delights of physically exploring my sister.
And I'm psychic.
Sounds like Osama bin Laden or something.
Oh man, Star Wars is the story of space Osama bin Laden. That's what Luke Skywalker is.
Oh, you're not original on that one. It's been talked about a lot. A lot of people had a hot take about that.
Yeah, it's been a lot of hot takes about Luke Skywalker being radicalized over the years.
Now McFay was also a devoted reader of comic books and a hardcore Trekkie, particularly when Star Trek The Next Generation came out in 1987.
Henry will now read an excerpt from a letter McFay wrote as an adult, comparing himself to the different characters in Star Trek The Next Generation.
Jean-Luc Picard, most respected man in Starfleet, knows all the systems, highly skilled diplomat, yet lonely man, keeps his emotions in check.
No quality I dislike or don't understand.
Worf, the consummate warrior. I do consider myself a warrior.
Data, android, so no emotion, like myself, logic rules. He's a Spock equivalent.
I would say the Spock derivative, if we want to get down to it, I mean in the end is obviously a copy, a lesser Spock, he's a poor man Spock.
At the same time, I appreciate the android aspect because I like the idea that humankind would advance.
This is all, that's just me. LaForge, chief engineer, highly proficient in this field.
I absolutely relate to the pride and care he takes in the upkeep of his systems, which you don't even know.
Right, you don't know. You're just making that up.
No, actually, I will say too, in his defense, Jordy LaForge always did take much pride in knowing the engineering section of the Starship Enterprise backwards in time.
We've got the world's most extreme nerd alert, nerd alert, nerd alert, Timothy McVeigh, the biggest nerd in history, nerd alert.
Now, the book American Terrorists, where much of McVeigh's biographical information comes from, is the only one that took the story straight from McVeigh's mouth,
and he does try as hard as he can to make himself look good throughout.
You could tell because of his haircut. In the end, a man who takes pride in his experience will always make sure to push all of his hair to the very top of his head like it's a shitty fucking hat.
Now, McVeigh's line was that he always hated bullies because he himself had been bullied as a child with the American government being the biggest bully of all,
but compared to even just what the three of us went through, not even counting everything that our listeners have gone through,
just compared to what we went through, McVeigh's bully stories are mild to say the least.
Totally mild, and sometimes bullies are accurate.
Sometimes they pick out the right people.
Yeah, McVeigh wasn't bullied enough.
Yeah, McVeigh probably should have gotten the shit beat out of him, unless he was taught maybe the magic of theater,
and that's where bullies can sometimes lead kids to the right place.
They go to a place of misfits where he can dance and sing his way, get his rage out that way.
He would have been great.
One story McVeigh told was of a kid who stole his baseball cap and then punched McVeigh when McVeigh tried to get it back,
and of course McVeigh started crying in front of a bunch of other kids.
That is, I can't believe what he's been through.
I did too much, stop it Marcus.
In the other instances when a bunch of older kids tried and failed, failed to give him a swirly.
Stop it Marcus, why would you even say that?
The trauma is too much, we've covered a lot of things on this show,
but the bullying experience of Timothy McVeigh might just be the one that broke Henry.
I weep, I weep for him.
That was it, that's all he went through, that's it.
No, he wasn't bullied, he had some kids give him shit a couple of times.
The only other thing that was kind of sort of mean that since McVeigh was tall and lanky, kids called him Noodle McVeigh.
I wish, my nickname was Hippo, and I wish that people would have called me Noodle Kissle,
and I'm like, I am kind of thin aren't I?
My nickname was Jackass.
That was kind of fun.
I was a hyper kid, you know, like I didn't know when to shut up, so yeah, it was just Jackass, yeah, Jackass.
Hey, hey, hey, look, look, look, I found some dirt, hey, hey, hey, look, I found this rock, hey, hey, hey, hey, look.
That's not that far off, honestly.
It is a nickname that grandpa would give Leatherface from Texas Shades on Massacre.
Yes! You can't hire him!
Sounds like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle like side villain.
Also, Noodle McVeigh, if he just had to wear with all to understand that there would be whole channels devoted to cooking and to food,
he would have been an incredible, like, cart noodle, like, around the world kind of guy as, hey, I'm Noodle McVeigh,
and here we're checking out Udon, like, that would have been so much fun!
I love good ramen.
So, in 1979, McVeigh's parents split for the first time, and so, in looking for a stabilizing family figure,
McVeigh turned to his paternal grandfather, Ed McVeigh.
Ed was the one who introduced him to the wonderful world of guns,
which would become a lifelong love and obsession for Timothy McVeigh.
Now, it does seem to me like Ed McVeigh sounds like a name of a man who would love yachts!
Doesn't he sound like a guy who just gets a yacht and brags about it, but there's no water around for, like, a thousand miles?
Oh, you gotta go and check out my yacht, and it's just like a chair with a bunch of balloons tied to the sides of it.
Honestly, again, you can have a collection of guns.
I think I understand that. Have a collection of guns.
I watched a video today of this guy who was the world's most armed man.
He had this little, like, he had all these tanks and anti-aircraft guns, which is probably a little irresponsible,
but he seemed to me like a museum.
The only thing you cannot do is stockpile guns,
and that's sort of the difference between, like, an Etsy shop version of guns and, like, a Costco of guns,
where you just don't have the Costco of guns.
You just have all different types. You can.
Yeah, if you, like, say, like, hey, I need a pistol and a shotgun and a rifle.
Great, but you don't need 16 Glocks, 32 AK-47s.
You just don't need them unless you are a gun business yourself, which I guess you can say that.
I can't wait to get a bunch of guns.
Well, really, this whole goddamn thing comes down to McVeigh's love of guns.
See, McVeigh, he didn't give a shit about the Branch Davidians as a people.
He was just concerned because the government was coming for their guns,
and in fact, the final straw for McVeigh wasn't even Waco.
The final straw was the Brady Bill and the Assault Rifle Band in the early 90s.
Yeah, and then Brady Bill took ten years to pass.
The government was not coming after their guns.
It's a total misnomer, a complete lie. Gun sales under a Democratic presidency skyrocket.
The irony is under Trump, they're down 17%.
Yeah.
Because they're just, like, chilled out under President Trump.
Meanwhile, Jeff Sessions was like, give me your family. I'm putting them in jail.
Everyone's getting detained.
Well, they're not getting all whipped up all the time.
That's what happens with whoever is on the other side of power,
especially when a Democrat's in power.
All of the gun owners get all whipped up by the NRA and all these other guys
in order to drum up gun sales. It's a simple formula.
And the Brady Bill was, like, nothing. Simple background check that's been dismantled ever since anyway.
I want a whip.
I want to train myself how to use a whip, because that is a silent weapon that you can also use as a belt.
Oh, that's a good point.
But before we get to the Brady Bill and all that type of shit, we got to talk about Burger King.
Oh.
I love Burger King.
Oh, I used to work at Burger King. You know that.
I used to fire for impregnating the chicken nugget with barbecue sauce and ketchup.
We know your legacy that you left behind at the Stevens Point Burger King.
No, it was good.
So in 1985, McVeigh started a years-long career of flipping burgers.
While he was working at Burger King, he met the woman who would make the then 17-year-old Timmy a man.
I don't want to hear this story.
You don't want to hear how Timothy McVeigh lost his virginity?
Yeah, you know what?
You should be thankful he lost his virginity, or else we would have had four Oklahoma City bars.
Probably true.
According to McVeigh, a married woman, 10 years his senior started flirting with him while he was at work.
And he eventually...
Hey, young noodle, how you doing?
Can't help it, seeing you seem to trade your daytime shifts for a nighttime shift, so you could be close to the old gunfire.
Yeah, they call me guns.
Oh, and tell me, how'd you get your hair looking like it's all at the very top of your head?
That's so nice, it's so economical.
I bet you fuck good.
Oh, she sounds like a woman whose favorite show would be Storage Wars.
You don't know what's in there.
You know, all these good, clever guys outside, they're guessing.
But they don't know, that's where the drama is.
So did you want the whopper and what, onion rings?
Yeah, I'll tell you what, you want my onion ring.
I made my...
I guess I do.
Well, McVeigh eventually worked up the courage to ask her over to his dad's house while his dad was at work,
and the older woman took little noodle's virginity.
Tell me something, tell me, do they call you noodle for a reason?
I should hope so, because I like them long and thin.
All right, you're not one to hear this.
It's just a tiny little hole, because they had to stuff up all the rest,
because I split it too much while I was riding my scooter around.
I split my vagina up all the way to the top of my bellybutts,
so a doctor had a stapler shut, and now I got a tiny little hole.
A lot of detail, I don't think we need to go into it anymore.
I think we've covered her.
I think we've covered the most unsavory character we've ever covered,
the woman who took Timothy McVeigh's virginity.
That American hero.
Well, about a year after that, Tim graduated high school in 1986.
His yearbook quote was,
Take it as it comes, buy a Lamborghini, California girls.
Just sounds like his favorite musician was Joe Walsh,
and he just wanted to live that life so bad.
The front row of a Sammy Hagar concert.
Just like, woo, woo, Sammy, fuck Van Halen, fuck Van Halen.
Seriously, I hate Van Halen.
Well, after high school, Tim took the love of guns
and stilled in him by his grandfather a step further
and started subscribing to various hardcore right wing magazines
such as Soldier of Fortune.
And in the back pages of these magazines, Tim found ads for books.
He started off with fairly harmless books, like one called
Terrage, Shoot Straight, and Speak the Truth,
which was just, it was kind of like a pro-gun,
like survivalist combat manual is written by this guy
who is the editor at large of Guns N' Ammo magazine.
What's that magazine all about?
Guns N' Ammo! I see, that's just a clever name. Very good.
It's also the kind of super serious gun magazine
where they don't even have anything about, like, there's no hot chicks in it.
Yeah, that's the saddest thing.
I think it's totally fine if you have, like, a couple of gun babes in there.
I think that's fine, but if there's no gun babes,
most of these weird Republican literature,
like this weird, like, gun nut literature,
is decidedly not very sexy.
Well, actually, I think Soldier of Fortune is full of gun babes.
That's gun babes?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Guns N' Ammo, there's no gun babes in Guns N' Ammo,
but Soldier of Fortune, I'm pretty sure they've got a lot of gun babes in there.
Very good, very good.
Well, this is what one review of a Terrage shoot straight and speak the truth said.
This new collection would delight those who thought fireworks didn't have enough gun stuff.
There is gun stuff galore in these pages,
and the ideas are new and thought-provoking and exciting.
Wow, gun stuff.
That's what I'm looking for when I read a magazine.
How to cook eggs with a gun.
Crack about five or six eggs into a pan.
Then you use the gun as the spoon.
That's how you cook eggs with a gun.
I think that's how Warren Ziba.
I think that's how Hunter S. Thompson died, brother.
Now, besides the gun stuff, the survivalist stuff
spoke to Tim on a personal level,
because in 1977, western New York, where Tim grew up,
was hit with one of the worst blizzards the state had ever seen.
A lot of people were totally unprepared
and were stranded in their homes for days at a time,
and when all was said and done, 23 people were dead.
So what are you saying?
He's saying that they needed guns so they could go outside and shoot the snow?
That was what they were going to do.
They had to defend themselves against the snow?
No, he wasn't just a gun.
He was also a survivalist.
Yeah, he was a survivalist type of guy.
That's why he was getting ready for all this stuff.
That's why he liked the books, like, to ride, shoot straight and speak the truth.
I tell you what the first problem is, is these Jew clouds.
These Jew clouds are bringing us these Jew snow,
and you know who's not getting out here fast enough?
The black snow plowman.
That would be something that Timothy and me have thought,
because he's anti-Semitic and racist.
Yes, thank you, Ben.
No problem.
Tim was also obsessed with post-apocalyptic movies like The Omega Man,
Logan's Run, Planet of the Apes.
Love Planet of the Apes.
I'm sure he had some special words when he watched that,
but we're not going to go into that.
Timothy and me, not a good man.
The authors of American Terrorists,
they make a really good point when they say that survivalism
was pretty much McFay's hobby.
That's every humankind's hobby.
All of life on Earth, their one hobby is to survive.
I don't understand how that makes it...
Modern survivalism, Buffalo, New York, 1970s and the 80s,
they just go to the store.
So I don't even understand.
It's not like he's in the desert of New Mexico.
No, Pickley Wiggly's right there.
Let's just go! Just go to the Pickley Wiggly.
He's like, I've survived another day.
There's a special on Hostess Twinkies.
Yeah, but it's like, how do you make a fire?
You don't need to.
You go to Pickley Wiggly and you get a lighter.
But what happens when the Pickley Wiggly is overrun by apes?
Oh.
You know what, now you got me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really, you can't argue with that.
Wow, who's right?
This whole survivalism thing,
it's not what sent Timothy McFay down the path to Oklahoma City,
nor was his general love of guns
what set him down the path to Oklahoma City.
Man, there's plenty of people that are way into this shit.
They're totally law abiding
and are probably a lot of fun to hang out with.
Like a fucking key bump from the adult swim stream.
I'm sure he's one of these types of guys
and he's great to hang out with.
He must be.
But think about how fun a bunker is.
I have the idea of a bunker. I want a bunker.
The idea of having a lot of fun, different types of guns,
is a lot of fun.
Like those guys, my grandfather had an old,
like unexploded hand grenade that was still alive
and he kept it in his office.
He'd give it to me and I'd play with it a lot.
It was a lot of fun.
That's true.
It seems a little dangerous, but that's okay.
It's fun.
You know, the funniest thing is,
I do watch some of those extreme bunker shows
and they have these elaborate bunkers
30 feet behind, you know, underneath the ground.
But then there's always a huge chimney
that's like three feet from the ground.
It's like, you just go to that
and you'll know where the bunker is.
But anyway.
Also, there's an ancient new millennial propaganda machine
called the tiny house industry
that is trying to turn bunkers and shacks
into being sexy ways to live for cheap,
but they are still bunkers and shacks.
They still get some weird backyard.
Just because you put a pergola on it,
doesn't mean it's a fancy little house.
Bunch of lies.
They're telling us lies.
I agree.
Well, what turned McVeigh from hobbyist to true believer
was a little book called The Turner Diaries.
The Turner Diaries is a very poorly written novel
released in 1977 that follows the life of a dipshit
named Earl Turner, who eventually makes a truck bomb
to destroy FBI headquarters in response to stricter gun laws.
Does it sound fucking familiar?
Sounds a bit familiar.
Yeah.
Now, Henry as our resident expert on The Turner Diaries.
Good.
Good.
Yes, keep saying that.
Yes, make sure it's recorded.
Would you care to elaborate a little bit more on this book
as someone who has actually read this hunk of fucking chess?
And also, Henry, how many times did you have to say,
I'm doing research when people found you reading that book?
Constantly.
Because also the way we when we are in heavy research mode
for the show, it's all I can talk about.
Yeah.
So I'm in there like talking about The Turner Diaries to people
and I realized if anybody just turns a corner
and I'm in the middle of being like,
if I just say anything good, you could take out a concert
being like, and they show exactly how to take down
the FBI headquarters.
And then all of a sudden I'm the one.
I'm the fucking criminal.
Stoo.
Stoo.
Not stoo.
We didn't get to T for a reason on A to Z.
Well, look at, fill us in on this book.
Like, tell us what all this shit's about.
So The Turner Diaries is a shit-fuck piece of garbage
written by another shit-fuck piece of garbage
by the name of William Luther Pierce
under the pseudonym of Andrew McDonald
because he was too much of a pussy to write it
under his real name originally until he got known for it.
Now, The Turner Diaries is basically, it's just sort of
concept about a bunch of like rebellious white dudes
forming a militia to destroy the juron black-enforced
government.
And they all believe it now has happened.
Now, William Pierce wrote this.
He says, there's a warning of what will happen
if we do not desegregate the United States of America.
Or re-segregate the United States of America.
And then he felt that these were just the natural things.
He was not trying to inspire the Oklahoma City bombing
except for the fact that The Turner Diaries
is a day-by-day diary and a manual
to how to run a tiny militia.
It shows exactly how to build a fucking truck bomb.
It shows you how all the different militias,
how they communicate each other,
how they fucking, their philosophy.
And also you have to be racist at the very top
of reading The Turner Diaries.
You just get that if you're racist.
There's no way, because it kind of assumes
you hate all other people besides white people.
And basically this whole thing is the basis
for the anti...
Saying anti-racist means you're anti-white.
So I watched the YouTube clip that you sent over.
First of all, this guy reminds me of the founding fathers
from the movie The Purge.
He has that. And also...
William Pierce is one of the worst pieces of shit
on the face of the planet.
He was a part of every single...
He was part of the John Birch Society.
Every one of those conservative strings of people
that if ever wanted to ruin everybody's good time,
he's always been a part of it.
And then he thankfully died of very bad cancer,
which is awesome.
Well, you know, the interesting thing though,
he says he didn't want to plan or inspire
this Oklahoma City bombing.
To me, that's like Ikea telling you
that when you buy a couch from them,
they don't want to show you how to put it together.
You know?
It's like, he literally broke it down
in a very plain English how to do something like this.
Well, it wasn't just...
Incredibly plain interest,
because you have to be an idiot to be it too
and to actually take it to be true.
And to understand the book.
He wrote it for dumb people.
And he wrote it for angry people.
The idea is it's confirming your bias.
You're reading this.
And a part of...
It's very interesting,
because the book, it's so step by step
as to how to do it.
And it's like what ISIS does with their...
But it's also like an action movie.
So it's like what ISIS does
with their recruitment videos.
It looks super exciting.
You get to be a part of this whole movement
and then you get guns
and you're doing different identities
and wearing disguises.
And eventually the last 20 pages of that book
is some of the worst things I've ever read
in terms of the smile on Earl Turner's face
as they watched the forced marches
of black people across into Mexico.
And all of this very, very intense stuff.
It's radical literature.
Richard Spencer stuff.
Didn't they also add a love story in there as well?
I have a whole thing here.
I wanted to get to this later
because this just shows how Timothy McVeigh
felt about women
and how he felt women should be
because his whole concept of being like,
like when he would hit on a woman.
Well, the Turner Diaries
didn't just inspire Timothy McVeigh.
They also inspired a white supremacist bank robber gang
called the Order
because the militia in the Turner Diaries
was called the Order
and these guys modeled their own militia after that.
And they weren't just bank robbers.
They also murdered a radio host back in the 80s.
I'm gonna say they're more murderers then.
I think murder trumps the bank robber.
Yeah, I think murder does...
Yeah, they murdered a Jewish radio host
who had spoken out against white nationalism in the 80s.
The Order fell apart because they were a bunch of morons
but then the ARA, the Aryan Republican Army
started up a little bit later
which was kind of the fundraising mechanism
for the entire white separatists,
wherever the fucking term is.
Separatists, yeah.
They were supposed to raise money
by doing politically motivated bank robberies
that we're gonna find out that's a conspiracy
and whether or not Timothy McVeigh was a part of the ARA
but they were directly also inspired by the Turner Diaries
and a part about this guy named Louis Beam
that was talking about this idea of leaderless revolution
which was, again, it's an ISIS technique.
It's a terrorist technique.
They believe in killing people and attacking people's families,
the concept of collateral damage, all of these...
And the worst part is that it's just yokels.
It's yokels doing all the grunt work
because they're mad and they're easily radicalized
by this literature and all of these pamphlets
and these meetings that basically take the responsibility
for their own failures out of their hands
and put it in everybody else.
And then it's run by technically geniuses.
Like William Pierce is technically a very smart man.
He was a physicist and he was a part of...
It's very fucked up the way they also use science
to sort of back up their racist ideas
and also religion with the Christian identity stuff.
That's very weird.
This idea that Europeans are the real Israelites.
That makes no sense.
Again, you're not taking this seriously, right?
What are you talking about?
Well, that's a thing with Timothy McVeigh
is that even though the Turner Diaries is wildly
and explicitly racist at almost every turn,
McVeigh always maintained that it was the book's
anti-government pro-second amendment stance
that spoke to him specifically.
Because they are Siamese twins.
The two concepts are right next to each other.
It's really fucked up.
Well, that's what it is.
But to people like McVeigh, racism is secondary.
It's a kind of foregone conclusion.
It's folded into their worldview,
but it isn't the whole point like it is
with groups like the Ku Klux Klan.
Like with people like Timothy McVeigh,
he's one of those people that's like,
oh yeah, black people are terrible,
except for my friend Mike.
He's one of the good ones.
Because he's got a bunch of guns.
But he said he didn't enjoy the Ku Klux Klan
because he said they were bad for the youth.
That is true. It's nice he's looking out for the youth.
Well, this is how they caught kids like McVeigh.
Ads for the novel always posed a simple question.
What will you do if the government comes for your guns?
Which is a fun question for a kid.
I mean, I'm serious.
If you're a kid, that's the end.
I totally get that.
Yeah, and especially if you're a fucking nerd
like Timothy McVeigh, it's like,
what will I do when the evil empire comes
to take my lightsaber?
That's what he has in his head.
That's the sort of connection that he's making
is that his gun is his lightsaber
and the American government is the evil empire.
He's Luke Skywalker on Tatooine.
He is.
Not to be too cliche in 2017,
but all of these guys, when you read the Turner Diaries
and you hear him speaking about his beliefs,
they all sound like those 300 pound
neckbeard guys on YouTube
that if all have, it's been like,
yeah, well, if a zombie invasion,
highly unlikely as it is,
if a word had come about by some biological
or some even form centaurea,
some form of centaurea,
you got to get to high ground.
And importantly, as I know, and me and my buddies know,
me and Carl, who works at the Zip and Go,
we've both been talking about how we can get
some machine guns from our other friend
who works at the other Zip and Go on 45.
They're all just so full of shit.
They all just think they know how to handle everything.
Yeah, and all of these people,
the paranoia of the government coming for your guns,
that is a very real thing.
Which is not happening.
There's over 300 million guns in this country.
Everyone's guns are totally safe.
I promise you the government would,
they understand what a horrible idea
that would be to go after your guns.
We'd be Waco on a mass level.
I don't think they want to do that any time soon.
Also, they have drones.
They got drones.
They're going to kill you with drones.
You get a drone.
You get drones, but guerrilla warfare is
devastatingly hard to battle.
Hey man, I'm just saying I want mech-warrior suits.
I just want them to take the whole thing.
Let the robots just have the whole thing.
I understand what your theory is.
Well, in the Turner Diaries,
Timothy McVeigh found a Bible.
He found a guide.
And over the years, Tim would become
damn near evangelical about the Turner Diaries
and woe be to the person who asked any follow-up questions.
So at this point in Tim's life,
he decided that the best investment
a person could make was in a good, solid gun.
And this was admittedly a little smarter
than his first investment idea,
which was comic books,
which is just about the dumbest fucking investment
a person could possibly make.
You don't get a lot of money for you.
You don't get a lot of return, huh?
Don't get a lot of return on that.
I remember when my father made me line up early
when Superman's dead,
that comic book came out in a super limited edition,
like Black Bag.
And my father's like,
we got to get on line because we got to get five or six of these things.
This is what's going to help you pay for college.
And then we sat and waited and we bought five of them
and I wasn't allowed to open them up.
And then finally I looked at them when I was 17
and I looked up the price guide and they were like $35.
Fuck.
That's pretty good.
$35, you know those are worth now?
$0.35.
Yeah, because that's the thing,
is that you and every other dumpy dumb shit
went and bought five copies.
Supply and demand works.
It's rarity and demand.
Rarity and demand.
If every fucking piece of shit has five copies,
then none of it's going to be worth anything.
You can totally see the meeting in DC offices
where they're just like, is anyone going to buy this dump stuff?
And they're like, there's a Zabrowski born every day.
Yes.
This is for my future.
Got him again.
After Collected Comics for years,
McVeigh tried to sell the collection he had spent
thousands of dollars on,
but the only person that was willing
to buy him was the guy
that Tim had bought him from in the first place.
And McVeigh only got $75
for the whole lot.
So that guy is smart.
That was the only smart guy so far in this story.
I'll give you
$75 for it.
I paid $1,000 for all this stuff.
Is that funny? Because it's like, I got that
thousand.
And then I'm going to give you $75
for it.
This is by me.
You got to admire that.
You're a friend of capitalism.
Are those American flag underroofs?
That's $75
along with Tim's weekly Burger King
paycheck.
Wasn't going to buy the guns that Tim wanted,
so Tim quit and got a job as an armed
security guard in Buffalo.
And after a couple of years of that,
Tim decided to join the army.
Tim joined the army
for two reasons.
One, it was going to give him
access to more guns and more
free ammunition than he knew what to do with.
That's a good reason.
Two, Tim needed to feel like he was a part
of something.
Totally get that. And that's a part of what the Turner Diaries,
the way that ended up working,
well, it's kind of like the idea of recruiting people
for gangs or recruiting people for a cult.
It's this idea of that you now have a built-in
group of friends,
things to do every day, it's structure.
And it's very comforting.
The irony is these individuals
espouse personal responsibility
and being able to pick yourself
up by your bootstraps and being your own
god, your own
force in the world.
And all they're looking for is community,
and they're also looking for excuses for their own failures.
Constantly.
And he would meet many people with that
attitude while he was in the army.
And then the army, but I think that that's a really healthy way
to do that, right?
It's a way to sort of get that out,
and if you're a comradery and if you do like guns,
it's a great place to legally
get to murder people.
Oh, yeah. And that's the thing is that
McVeigh actually said that if he had lived
in a bigger city, he probably would have joined a street gang
instead of going into the army.
He just needed some place to belong to.
Can you imagine a roving pack of people
with brush cuts?
Just like, I don't even know what you are.
Yeah, they're called the Marines!
Oh, that's right!
Thank you for your service, thank you for all the Marines
very much.
No, I just mentioned around looking around like looking for the white gang
from West Side Story.
Someone's got to let me swing a chain.
All they want to do is swing a chain
and have friends.
Well, Timothy, you can't snap your fingers,
so you're out of the gang.
That's clapping.
Tim, that's clapping.
We need you to snap your fingers.
By all accounts, McVeigh
was a fantastic soldier.
One officer was actually quoted as saying
he would be unbeatable
with a hundred Timothy McVeigh's
at his command.
It's like, what's that movie with the
drones and they're all the same army
and they all look the same?
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!
The Oompa Loompas!
But I would also say that that movie
is technically about the sweetest form of slavery.
There is an undercurrent
of Willy Wonka, we're not going to get into it.
I would like your shit!
If we're getting...
if the chocolate pat goes to another tiny
little island country and he ships a bunch of people
over to work at his factory.
If we really want to get into it,
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
was more indentured servitude than it was slavery.
Either way, so...
Either way, Willy Wonka is not a good man.
No, he's not, and he should be
shamed, and I want him to
apologize.
I want them to take George Gene Wilder's
bones out of his fucking grave
and I want you to move his jaw up
down saying I'm sorry for cotton in another hour will be walking to exist
that's the things that McVay he's doing great in the army but he just wouldn't
stop talking about the goddamn Turner Diaries and in this incessant talking
about this stupid fucking book McVay found two people who were actually
willing to listen Michael Fortier and Terry Nichols two people that just
didn't mind being spoken at well they already had the well they already had
these beliefs when they got into the army specifically Terry Nichols Michael
48 Fortier was he was a burnout like he was a fucking method he was a podhead
he had all these dumb shit views and really in the scheme of the larger
scheme of things Fortier would be more instrumental in sending McVay to the
death chamber than he would be in the planning of the actual Oklahoma City
bombing but Terry Nichols would be integral to the planning and execution
of the Oklahoma City bombing can you imagine being the level of loser yeah
that you would look up to Timothy McVay I know I was that you would you would be
like wow I almost guys got it going on I almost think Terry Nichols he's not
worse than Timothy McVay but I don't I have no respect for either of them but
I almost have less for Timothy for for Terry Nichols I really I mean how do
you let a first of all McVay is much younger correct McVay is ten years
younger and so how do you let this kid convince you to do these things and
obviously in the future we'll get to all that stuff well we're gonna cover it but
yeah yeah well that's the funny thing is that when they first met yeah McVay was
ten years younger than Terry Nichols and actually like McVay looked up to
Nichols in the beginning but it got flipped and turned around think about
this too is that these guys are probably when they hear the term Turner
Diaries no one's they don't know anybody else
it's been reading the Turner Diaries like they've been reading the Turner
Diaries it's kind of like I don't want to equate it but people who find like
other fans of last podcast like outside like oh you like that disgusting thing
me too thankfully we have more than three listeners it's a little it's a
little club that they can all belong to and no one else gets it but they do
exactly and Nichols was one of those guys who blamed everybody else for his
failures and bad decisions and he blamed nobody more than the US government
oh and it was also said Darius time in the army is that he looked like Woody
Allen in uniform we should also be interesting because he goes on to marry
a underage Asian woman like Timothy McVay Nichols also came from a broken
home for example his mother when confronted by a sheriff's deputy for
throwing beer cans into a cornfield she came after the deputy with a chainsaw
but when she couldn't get it started cuz she was too drunk she just threw it
at him and ran away did you say broken home or like incredibly fun home just
talk about what great stock to come from what wonderful DNA that should
definitely be kept pure do not let any other race sully that wonderful DNA
no way so when McVay and Nichols first met what I like I said McVay actually
looked up to Nichols as McVay had finally found another person who shared
his beliefs and half-baked bullshit conspiracy theories but eventually the
whole thing got flipped and McVay controlled Terry's entire life dragging
him into a bomb plot that killed dozens that's at least according to Terry
Nichols taking no responsibility once again yeah absolutely but in 1989 Nichols
left the army under a hardship discharge and wouldn't reconnect with McVay
again for another couple years and in Nichols absence McVay's conspiracy
beliefs and things like the United Nations coming to take over the United
States only grew and these conspiracy theories would only be bolstered when the
first Gulf War broke out in 1991 so Terry Nichols just told his general that
it's hard I understand it's much different than no hardship he has said
that he had a like a family emergency he had like his farm back in Michigan was
falling apart or something he had a family hardship so he was able to get a
hardship discharge I do my mom was chasing a hog down a well and she got
stuck in it hip deep and legs are kicking around like it's a loonatune
cartoon and I have to go to Fulton County and get enough butter to get her
out of the way that you know what that is a hardship mr. Nichols you're
dismissed well in 1991 Gulf War began when Iraq under the direction of
dictator Saddam Hussein invaded the small but oil rich country of Kuwait who
was an American ally McVay was actually about to go into special forces training
when war was declared which put his training on hold until after the war
was done now when America went over to battle the Iraqis they were told to
expect the worst the book Oklahoma City quoted one Vietnam veteran on the eve
of battle who said take your worst nightmare then quadruple it then
quadruple it again and you still won't get to where you'll be this time tomorrow
wait hold on is this a common core math question I am completely I quadruple
the quadruple let's say your first experience what do you expect is it
to you don't want to make that into two apples four times that is that's two
four sets of let me I have to draw it you gotta draw everything's done in
apples US soldiers were told to expect mines barbed wire artillery an anti
tank fire nerve gas and the dreaded Skud missile do you guys remember I remember
the scope of the Skud missile I had you guys remember fucking desert storm
trading cards I remember the desert sure yes and if you got who was it
general Norman Schwartzkopf Schwartzkopf that was a big card to get I had a
short I believe it was an ace
these are trading cards like you actually got to buy these in supermarkets
that's how weird in gung-ho the 1991 Gulf War was they made poker cards as well
with the with the full things and then they also did that in 2002 yeah the
invasion of Iraqi for the invasion of Iraq part do well the Gulf War was a
little bit different than really any other war that America's been in because
everybody was kind of feeling guilty about how we had treated veterans coming
back from Vietnam oh yeah and of course like and America wanted a good war the
way that we treated veterans after Vietnam was atrocious these were the
people who were drafted that weren't able economically or for whatever reason to
get out yeah and everyone got gung-ho about the Gulf War let's get in let's do
it this is also the beginning of the cable news glorifying war showing the
missiles dropping getting a real big fucking boner as it's happening we
watched it in or I believe it was a just a civics class or something like that we
watched it live yeah because the attack happened during the day in America but it
was a night so of course we had the classic green imagery of all the
missiles and all the explosions of course we don't see what happens after
the explosion occurs we don't want to see that part no we just watched it it
was like the family got together and we sat and we watched the war yeah it was
kind of interesting really go when I'm gonna put the war on even though the war
lasted for like three or four days mm-hmm that's the thing is that we
thought that this is gonna be a long hard-fought battle but it was one of
America's easiest victories and most decisive victories they call it the
hundred hours war yeah and in fact McVeigh would kill more people with the
Oklahoma City bombing than America would lose in all the fighting in the
Gulf War and even of those Americans who died during the Gulf War 35 of those
combat dead deaths came from friendly fire which I don't like the term
friendly fire by the way I mean there's nothing friendly about it there's nothing
friendly about it there's nothing friendly about it but this was interesting we
didn't go in there to kick Saddam Hussein out of course Saddam Hussein a
Sunni of Muslim minority he was a great stabilizing leader in that region as a
matter of fact as we've seen now with him obviously out of power yeah so this
whole war was this whole war was one of the quickest and most successful wars
that the US has fought was Bush senior realized that if you destroyed that
centralizing that kind of weird stabilizing dictatorship in the
middle of there then it's gonna create a forever war and you're gonna be
constantly fighting all these rogue people trying to take over the area which
is what we technically Dick Cheney wanted to happen and what allowed 9-11
happen yeah well what are we in a year 15 now 14 even more I think I think it's
16 yeah but yeah that's why of course HW did not want Cheney or Rumsfeld or
Ashcroft to be with W he actually told them he told W not to go with them but
anyway that's a whole nother story for a different show well you actually go and
listen to 9-11 part 2 yes more on that so for McVeigh's part in the war he was a
gunner on a Bradley fighting vehicle although the official name for his
vehicle was Charlie 11 McVeigh renamed it bad company after the song bad company
by bad company off the album bad company that's good branding I love bad
company for making everything bad company oh yeah bad company it's like
there's this other great band to the this band called panther man no the song
panther man what I panther man of the album panther man perfect you won't ever
forget it never forget unless you just never ever ever think of panther man
yeah I never heard of panther man before panther man's great and speaking of bad
company McVeigh would play it over and over again on his Walkman over the
vehicles intercom system along with Queen and White Rabbit by Jefferson
airplane hey hey tell me that McVeigh was just a DJ from Jack FM hey Tim I you
know we all love bad company in the troop we've been bad company I got this
new Metallica song that we were you know this you know there's only four bands
right I can't have this Metallica around here this is some kind of fake band
there's only four real bands it's bad company bad company side band worst
company and white rabbit I don't even know the name of the band I just know
so we won't be hearing any other music other than bad company correct so the
prediction in Iraq was that the fighting was going to last seven or eight
months with over a thousand American soldier deaths projected but whether it
was just bad recon or an outright lie about the frosty of the Iraqis the
ground war only lasted four days before the Iraqis were completely overrun the
Iraqi army was so badly run and unprepared that a lot of the Iraqis
didn't even know they were fighting Americans they thought this was just an
extension of the Iran-Iraq war yeah I mean they they propped it up like the
Iraqi the Iraqis had like the fifth largest army in the world but that is
a it's probably true but there's a big massive drop off from the first second
third fourth to the Iraqis yeah they were just conscripts most of these
basic they weren't even in uniforms and they were given like shitty old like
Russian AK's and that didn't even fire but maybe if they had enough heart they
would have been the bad news bears of armies but back in 1991 as soon as the
Iraqis saw America coming over the hill they either deserted or surrendered but
not every soldier accepted those surrenders specifically Timothy McVay now
the story the McVay told and the official story the army told us that McVay's
only kills were two Iraqi soldiers that were in a bunker about a thousand
yards away from McVay's Bradley and McVay actually got a medal he got a
condom commendation for the kill and apparently it was a bad-ass kill he was
a thousand yards away he popped a guy that had stuck his head up from a bunker
the guys had vaporized and the explosion of the Bradley shell killed the guy next
to him as well I gotta say name of your McVay did choose the right profession
they gave him a medal for this so he was like on the right track for his overall
desires yes he was he was a very very good soldier and but he said that after
doing this he got disillusioned with the army the Gulf War and the government
after killing what he thought to be innocence he thought the Iraqis never
stood a chance we're just being bullied by America and it definitely was true
that the Iraqis were slaughtered a lot of them were buried alive in the sand by
advancing tanks some of them were blown to pieces by American artillery a lot of
them were just straight up burned alive I mean the roads were lined with the
corpses and body parts of Iraqi soldiers some were just being eaten by wild dogs
brutal stuff but McVay's assertion that he felt some sort of sympathy for the
Iraqi people doesn't ring true if you believe what some of his fellow soldiers
say no it sounded like he was a little bit of a psychopath instead and really
like to like the power he got of getting having a gun legally and being able to
kill people legally yeah yeah it sounds like he's the type of person that would
murder 168 people yeah yeah three guys Larry frame Richard Cerny and Todd
Rieger they were all a part of McVay's company and they want us to nickname
ourselves bad company they all said that McVay shot soldiers as they were
being taken prisoner including four prisoners that were already in custody
well in cold blood just a bam bam bam that is a war crime that is a that is
absolutely a war crime in fact when they went when the author of Oklahoma City
the authors of Oklahoma City went to talk to McVay's commander and asked him
about this he refused to say anything out of fear that he might be
investigated for war crimes perhaps court martial and even if that isn't true
even if McVay did not kill those prisoners and even if he only killed the
two Iraqis on record then that still means that McVay saw social security
workers and their children as more deserving of death than a soldier
pointing a gun at him well because it was a part of a revolution Marcus that's
what you know William Pierce says with the reason why he disavowed the
Oklahoma City bombing after it happened William Pierce said oh that was
because I know I do not agree with the Oklahoma City bombing because we were
not in the revolution yet oh that was his that was his point and the same
thing with calling himself a neo-nazi he's like we're not a neo-nazi group we've
never been a neo-nazi group which is like yes do I both admire Hitler yes do I
feel that his writings have been really important to the society and that the
Nazis were victims yes but we don't just blindly copy people we're independent
thinkers sounds like you're a neo-nazi that's where I'll put you in a
concentration camp fellow white man that makes you definitely a neo-nazi no no
no no I have plenty other things they're called concentration areas oh very
okay very good you get the feeling Timmy Timothy McVay understood the person
who was aiming a gun at him yeah so that's the only reason he had any
sympathy for him whatsoever he actually got that person's mentality yeah he
totally got that and the idea that a soldier was a soldier in from a country
that America was technically at war with was better than a government worker a
government American worker totally in line with his ideology crazy because
McVay felt that the United States have been tricked into participating in the
Gulf War by the United Nations at the behest of your classic international
Jewish cabal I see Iraq wasn't the enemy in a cabal is it is cabal on Friday
before he shot us on Saturday no furthermore when McVay returned from the
Gulf War he was immediately offered to return to special forces training and
he was exhausted he was out of shape he'd been in the desert for months and
he had the option to wait until he was back in shape but he decided to go
through with it anyway because he thought he was a badass and he thought
that he could handle it and of course he washed out after a couple of weeks but
now he had a whole other thing to blame on the globalist conspiracy if the
Gulf War wouldn't have happened the McVay would have become a green beret where
he could have killed someone who in his mind actually deserved it so I am it's
difficult to wrap rational your rational mind around there's a logic there's a
logic but it's strange what there is a logic to every single thing that Timothy
McVay does he is he is extremely I mean it's like we were talking about with
Carl Panzram he is deliberate he has a logic he has a train of thought it's
sick and it's fucked up but it is there well and that's why you mentioned the
last episode that he's not that's why he's not crazy no he's not crazy at all
he also sought out validation yeah he sought it out he looked for it and he
got it from his his fucking whack-pack group of idiot buddies in army and then
the the literature that he would start to get at gun shows and he sent we went
to basically create the confirmation bias around him that made all of these
thinking feel normal and like and that's where I kind of get like upset
because I I like conspiracy theory I think it's important to think creatively
quote-unquote news and big swishy quote quotes about the government and about
the world and about reality but and but the problem is that like we have a lot
of forces against conspiracy theory which is also sort of destroy the idea of
investigative journalism above questioning things but the problem is
that with conspiracy theories that you can go out and look for any information
that you want to confirm that you that you were right and the gun so the
government loves conspiracy theories yeah that's why they're able to operate
and do everything in broad daylight in front of us and we're just like well I
know the truth is like the truth is is right in front of your eyes
mm-hmm well after Timothy McVeigh washed out of green beret training of course
fell into a very deep post-combat depression he told his supply sergeant
that the army had implanted a computer chip in his butt for it but McVeigh he
may have been speaking metaphorically here and there's also there's also some
speculation that this is just something that he said to people to try to fuck
with them and also to try to make them think that he was a little bit crazy I
could see him in Timothy McVeigh's mind that being a creative funny joke mm-hmm
I also in the Turner Diaries the main form of torture that the black police
officers have against the revolutionaries is putting big thick steel rods up
their asses and they scream and scream but they don't break because they're
true soldiers that have taken an oath never tell anyone their information
no matter how many things they put inside their ass no big strong black men
how they bend them over and just really forcing them and they almost act like
they like it it's a bit of erotica in the Turner Diaries
deeper please I'm much of a revolutionary I can I can handle how deep you put it
please put it deeper sir it's like what one of my mouth
it up my butt so I'm like oh like I'm a Chinese finger trap you it's like what
Satan does to Saddam Hussein or to Hitler rather in Little Nicky yeah which by
the way I like Little Nicky I'm gonna defend Adam Saylor on that movie oh
come on I love it if you would have had a different voice it would have been a
really funny movie but he did the wrong voice and he fucked himself I still
like it and I have done that how many times so McVay looking for anyone who
might validate him at this point signed up for a trial membership with the Ku
Klux Klan saying he was impressed by a pamphlet of theirs he received a gun
show okay this is what a trial membership like it's a YMCA or like a gold gym like
you can try it for a week and if you don't like it full refund you know what
the KKK is this is big with the deep Nazi-like nerdyism that is in all of
these white these white power groups they're always like this because they
want to see if you can handle it it's always this bullshit it's all just look
how official we are you have a trial period and you sign up and there's like
a weird invitation it's all that connected to the masons and they all do
the same shit they all pretend to blow each other with skirts on trial
memberships are meant for field and stream and magazine and like sports
illustrated yeah you do it just to get the telephone it looks like a football
and then you can't out how many times I sign up for credit cards just to get a
free sandwich over at the hungry house I did that four times my credit when I
got out of college was 347 but after McVay's trial year with the KKK was
over McVay didn't renew because he said the KKK was more devoted to the cause of
racism and McVay was much more interested in a second second amendment
rights he said the KKK was quote manipulative to young people I'm just
so glad somebody said it thank God and they are he's actually right about this
no he was actually yeah of course McVay wasn't making any new friends in the
army either he was known as a vaguely racist oddball who kept guns all over
his house even in the bathroom and he slept on a set of Garfield sheets that
he got for free from a friend although we cannot count that against Garfield
we'll not allow them to stand against Garfield he did not choose he Jim Jim
Davis did not send those sheets to Timothy McVay I don't know man you know
Timothy McVay loved Garfield he loved the way Garfield treated Nirmal he
thought that John was weak oh no absolutely I would I guarantee you
McVay loved Heathcliff he was no he's an independent guy guys doing whatever he
wanted guys like this love the cornier version of everything that's what they
do look at Garfield as one of the good ones whatever it is whatever I feel that
cartoon cats well at the very least we one thing we do know is that McVay he
was a cat man of he was a cat man yeah he was a cat guy he always had cats I
couldn't dislike this guy more nothing wrong with cats no of course he's a cat
man and if you have a cat that's fine I love cats yeah but we all know there's
something about a guy with a bunch of cats a guy a single man with cats although
if you are a cat and Timothy McVay is your owner like that head that's a
perfect scratching post the brush cut is a perfect haircut for a cat to scratch
absolutely but God it's got to be so hard just to find those pure white cats
that's such a pain in the ass yeah I don't know if you like have a cat like
if you and your girlfriend had a cat together and you guys broke up and then
you got the cat I can see you being a cat guy but like a guy that goes out and
gets like two or three cats like on his own like a single guy with a bunch of
cats yeah unless you take care sometimes when we're having fun I let the cats
they'll play with my chest and they act as if I'm mommy and they'll just nurse on
me and it is just the most precious just out the DOM in my cats you named your
cats a dog yes so since McVay hadn't found anyone else in the army willing
to share his horseshit views besides just Terry Nichols and Michael Fortier a
few years earlier Tim started attending gun shows more and more to find people
who shared his worldview the army was starting to become one hassle after
another like when he was charged for a urine stain on his mattress even though
McVay swore up and down that he definitely did not at any point wet the
bed I could see I could see one of the fellow soldiers though just being like
I got a funny joke to play on Tim I'm gonna piss on his bed in the end it
wasn't any one big thing that led to McVay leaving the army it was more like
just a bunch of little things you know I understand it is always the little
things isn't it all Timothy McVay said when he left was that he had things to
do and he could not do them within the army and then he put on his earbuds and
bad company played as he walked out the army and so in late 1991 McVay left a
promising military career behind and moved back home to Pendleton New York
remember this guy could have been a green beret he was on track he could have
gone back to special forces training instead he went back and works the
graveyard shift at the Buffalo Zoo as a security guard that's the sad shift he's
just sitting there he's been like none of these parrots like bad company I'm
sitting here with my broom and it's like am I the Jewish cabal of this zoo should
I just free all of these parrots and and and giraffes oh none of them will
listen to reason at least they can't enter breed so that's good that's nice
you know that is gotta be the saddest zoo yeah the Buffalo Zoo
yeah that's where they get the chickens for the chicken wings that's how they
cull the herd well the terrible tragedy of this whole thing and this is serious
here this is the terrible tragedy is that when McVay returned to Pendleton he
actually reached out for psychiatric help to deal with his PTSD but he was
too ashamed to give his name to the local VA because he thought it would hurt
his chances at like jobs and like future jobs that some of that his employers
would check up on him and would see that he had gotten psychiatric help in the
past and that's sad as fuck I mean it had McVay actually gotten help had he'd
not been too ashamed to give his name or had the VA allowed him to get help
anonymously then it is possible that Timothy McVay would never have become
what he eventually became didn't seem like he was really going for jobs that
would care if he had mild PTSD he's working the night shift at a zoo no I
really think that's how we should our veterans though it's really it's it's
fucked up how that happens yeah yeah McVay he made a sincere attempt but
because he was ashamed he he did not seek help and it led to Oklahoma City and
as we always say in the show if you want to seek help seek help because there's
nothing wrong with it whatsoever it's 100% normal and the world will thank you
for it yes absolutely we're all sick everyone is everyone of us is not
shameful to be sick yeah you're among set you're among sick people here at last
podcast I'm not sick I forgot been that you are 100% mentally stable there it
is crushed in Marcus I just handed Marcus 20 bucks so instead of getting
help McVay started writing letters to the editor I do love this letters letters
to the editor is my favorite practice for people who just have to scream about
the government or whatever well one letter to the editor published in a
local newspaper on February 11th 1992 read in part America is in serious
decline we have no proverbial tea to dump should we instead sink a ship filled
with Japanese imports is a civil war imminent do we have to shed blood to
reform the current system can we get another spin-off to cheers I hope it
doesn't come to that but it might and the funny thing is those super intense
letters to the editor there's the one right next to it's like the pothole on
34 Street is not been filled I've been the lack of respect in all Congress
County gets is something I am just beside myself we need a stop sign at 6
that maple federal government must be taken honestly Jewish cabal won't put a
water fountain in at the Williams see it actually McVay he was starting to get
deeper into the wackier side of conspiracy thought one conspiracy that
he 100% believed and subscribed to said that the government was building huge
crematoriums along with 130 concentration camps around the country to
round up and exterminate citizens with anti-government views and this was in
1991 the government you may know this conspiracy theory by its modern name
FEMA death camps the government cannot make a bridge the government can't
function the government did not does not have the ability to do any of these
things like conspiracy theorists think they can number one show me proof that
they're not okay they're not because there's no proof there's no proof we
prove a negative tell me show me prove show me prove that they're not doing it
then I'll sit then I'll say okay sure maybe they're not the only way to prove
that is to give you a picture of every square inch of the entire fucking
country you idiot show me proof I'm looking at the street views and they
block some of it off because they say it's secret and classified but they'll
also you know I think that the black ops government could really do it but
what's interesting about the black ops part of the government is that that's
not federal that's private so yes private people are doing a lot of
different shit all those kind of contractors they're doing a lot of
fucked up shit and are very capable but they're doing stuff that we don't know
about they're not setting up concentration camps you fucking moron I
will say that no they are not sitting up concentration kids but that the sad
thing about that conspiracy theory in reality the prison industrial complex
there are black sites in Chicago yeah we know that for a fact we know that the
prison industrial complex is holding people and it is indentured is the new
slavery so that's the real stuff that I will put it this way this is a this is a
part of the how the government can get away with this shit is that you outsource
it you outsource the crooked shit into your black budget stuff and so they get
does it's all private it's all privatized so you don't have to have
government oversight but that's crooked shit you know those are people they are
looking to make money these there are no crematoriums and you know but I know
like this is crooked shit this is them making money this is them making a
couple extra bucks for their shareholders all these fucking black
sites that's what that is it is not the NWO coming to take over the fucking
country I'll tell you what you know who the fucking NWO is gonna look like two
broke girls look at that's where the NWO is because the amount of people that
watch big bang theory I think that there are some sort of hypnotic branding
that is happening inside of Bazinga if someone can look at the word Bazinga and
see if there's any sort of like ancient like Sumerian connection to that word see
what they're doing I won't even say that word I am yeah I still I can only
think about pro wrestling when I hear NWO but I know be it me too but the point
is that like these conspiracy theories about like FEMA death camps and
concentration camps and mass crematoriums this shit has existed for
decades oh totally it just takes different forms and belief in these
ridiculous theories and the spreading of these ridiculous theories it only
breeds paranoia and sometimes paranoia can turn deadly like it did with Timothy
McVeigh and then Ruby Ridge happened which to McVeigh's conspiracy riddled
mine proved that the government was in fact coming to take away not only his
guns but every gun in America slowly but surely and the bay was not alone and
getting riled up by the deaths of Vicky and Sammy Weaver it rallied survivalists
in militia groups all over the country and while I do agree that the FBI
straight-up murdered Vicky Weaver they absolutely did it was not the first
strike of the NWO come to take us over it was the incompetence of people in
charge of the raid and the incompetence of the sniper who took the shot I
believe the sniper that took the shot was new I think it was his first day we're
one of his first missions and that's correct it was an accident and the whole
thing went wrong and you know what's really sad is that it also killed the
ABC pilot snipers first day it's just the blowback from that would be too much
for them to air it what about Barb what about our but McVeigh and his friends
they didn't see it as incompetence they saw it as the NWO common right McVeigh
he was so hardcore that he canceled his membership to the NRA because he thought
they were a quote weak warrior as he put it in the fight to save the Second
Amendment they certainly were no wharf I've heard that and he also wouldn't shut
up about all this bullshit to his co-workers at the zoo
wow now what I don't know if there was any actual human co-workers I think it
might be like a little mouse that hang out just yelling at flamingo
random alligator and goes get some get some blue on there that's what I say
flamingo's white just red and white get some blue on there now my other my other
biggest honestly one of my biggest sticking points with the Turner diaries
as well their obsession with the metric system oh like Lincoln Chafee they
talk about how the English system of measurement is so faulty like five or
six times throughout the entire thing and it's just like I understand I
understand that the metric system works on 10s it's an easier system but go fuck
yourself I did not realize that they were obsessed with the metric system of
course Lincoln Chafee he was the Democrat in 2016 that was his thing and
it was also one of Ronald Reagan's ideas yeah he wanted to do the metric system
and then everyone just like shut up shut up well at the zoo one co-worker he was
so freaked out by Timothy McVeigh's rants that he started bringing a tape
recorder to work just in case McVeigh made specific threats the strange thing
is now Timothy McVeigh would just be like Alex Jones he could just be a
successful internet radio host yeah we could be thankful that Alex Jones has
that job we should be faint thankful that he's allowed to express himself in a
constructive way instead of just oh that's a good yeah who knows what well
who knows what he's going to inspire but you know what Alex Jones is is a get
Alex Jones is those crazy motherfuckers at the gun shows in the early 90s they
now have a voice yeah like that sort of conspiracy that paranoia that same
paranoia that sent Timothy McVeigh on the path that he's on right now that same
paranoia that Alex Jones and all of his little fucking buddies are stirring up
it's the exact same fucking path yeah it's not I would not I'm not gonna put
like fucking frog memes on the same level as neo-nazis or anything like that
I'm not gonna put Pepe the frog up there Pepe was funny in the beginning Pepe
was funny at the beginning to send Pepe memes to each other and we had a good
laugh about it and his and his terms of chaos absolutely not but like the whole
Pepe thing and like these fuckers on the internet like it's definitely not the
same as like neo-nazis robbing banks in the 80s and 90s of course not but this
paranoia and this conspiracy thought and this just like a general distrust of the
world around you it leads to dangerous shit it does and we're not saying that
people can't talk about it we're not saying people can't believe in it we're
just saying be mindful yeah you don't get taken down that same fucking road
universe is trying to show us as much as possible that when we separate the human
race and we try to separate shit and segregate shit it's bad for us it's it
kills people we have to come everything is trying to say we are all one entity
that the universe is conscious the earth is an entity we are the world speech I'm
just saying that we are an extension of the consciousness of the universe and
everybody wants to deny that because the because they want power because they
want influence and these it's it's fucked up it's like we went in on the
last abling and stop at or the one previous we went in some more detail
with Alex Joe's so check out that episode because it is an interesting
phenomenon and we do have to be very mindful yeah not to get to the McVeigh
level it's all a part of it man yeah so 1992 McVeigh's buddy Terry Nicholl showed
up in Pendleton New York with a brand new mail order bride and tow see Terry had
just returned from the Philippines where he got hitched to a teenager named
Marefe tell me tell me I can I say please I don't like the song by company
oh my god please tell I love dairy I like being how I live I love Buffalo I
love the hot the hot sauce remind me of the Philippines but please no more no
more white rabbit ID does not even know the name of the band Terry I love you
man but you gotta get rid of her she doesn't like bad company well McVeigh
he admired the whole mail order move as he felt American women were quote
prudish and stingy I can't believe they weren't charmed by his brush cut in
overall demeanor well his whole tactic he was one of those guys that like he
talk he go up to a woman say like hey so we could spend like three hours like
talking and waste a bunch of money on drinks oh we could just cut to the chase
and go back to my place right now so let me just get this straight you're just
broke right now yes I mean we can go right now even in Buffalo I want to
have sex with you and there's like no other men here I won't even have sex
with you and it's Buffalo that didn't work of course not it absolutely from the
Turner Diaries what I love is this so the in the middle of the Turner Diaries it
has a sexual relationship between two members of between Earl Turner and one
of the female members of the of the the order his like branch his unit of the
order and this is a little excerpt from that so you can experience what it's
like to be speaking being spoke to by one of these men the shower is a makeshift
cold water only arrangement which Henry and I installed in a large closet last
week very sad the guy there's a man named Henry we did the plumbing and put
in a light and Catherine covered the walls and floor with the self-adhesive
vinyl for waterproofing the closet opens off the room which George Henry and I
used for sleeping of the other two rooms over the shop Catherine uses the
smaller one for a bedroom and the other is a common room which also serves as a
kitchen and eating area I undressed got a towel and opened the door to the shower
and there was Catherine wet naked and lovely standing under the bare light
bulb and drying herself she looked at me without surprise and said nothing I
stood there for a moment and then instead of apologizing and closing the
door again I impulsively held up my arms to Catherine hesitantly she stepped
toward me nature took her course we lay in bed for a long while afterwards and
talked it was the first time I've really talked to Catherine alone she's a
affectionate sensitive and very feminine girl beneath the cool professorial
exterior she was always maintained in her work for the organization Catherine
had always been a political if anyone had asked her during the time she was
working for the government or before that when she was a college student she
would probably would have said she was a quote-unquote liberal but she was
liberal only in the mindless automatic way that most people are without really
thinking about it or trying to analyze it she superficially accepted the
unnatural ideology peddled by the mass media and the government she had none
of the bigotry none of the guilt and self-hatred that it takes to make a
really committed full-time liberal after the police released them George gave her
some books on race and history and some organization publications are in for the
first time in her life she began thinking seriously about the important
racial social and political issues at the root of this day's problems she learned
the truth about the system's equality hoax she gained an understanding of the
unique historical role of the Jews as the ferment of decomposition of races
and civilizations most important she began acquiring a sense of racial
identity overcoming a lifetime of brainwashing aimed at reducing her to
an isolated human atom and a cosmopolitan chaos oh my that sounds like a penthouse
forum written by Ten Nugents number one fan like that is that was supposed to be
erotic and then somehow they still got racial politics into it good lord so
pretty soon after Terry Nichols and Marifay ended their visit McVay got into
gambling unfortunately McVay was the type of guy to bet on his favorite team
which you should never do never do it you never you never bet on your team
uh-uh double unfortunately McVay being from upstate New York was a Buffalo
Bills fan loser I mean they didn't win a lot. Triple unfortunately McVay was a
Buffalo Bills fan in the early 90s for those of you who don't know the Buffalo
Bills went to four consecutive Super Bowls from 1990 to 1993 and lost you
just feel it four times you get the feeling Timothy McVay but the like the
last Super Bowl they lost you like it was mathematically in the Super Bowl
that McVay lost a thousand dollars on was the biggest loss of all Super Bowl
27 when the Dallas Cowboys destroyed the Buffalo Bills 52 to 17 god I love that
game anybody's game it was anybody's game until the very end I think they lost
to the Giants and the Redskins also they lost to the Cowboys twice yeah I think
it was the Giants the Redskins of the Cowboys twice oh Buffalo and this is
what he coincidentally the coin toss for Super Bowl 27 uh-huh OJ Simpson
really OJ Simpson did the coin toss for Super Bowl 27 and it was Timothy
McVay hey hey referee I got a funny joke it's gonna foreshadow in the future I
bet you um it's gonna be heads like two heads funny OJ OJ funny and you think
of Timothy McVay and OJ somewhere like OJ sat in his hotel room like late at
night after the game and Timothy Vades out there just like having a smoke out
behind his shack wherever the fuck he lives he's done fuck life and just
we're like
it's like he's got like his because you know he thought OJ was one of the good
ones oh I'm sure yeah well he was of course the one of the world's probably
other than Jim Kelly the most famous Buffalo Bill and possibly even more
famous than Kelly himself easily yeah so after the Super Bowl loss McVay
decided it was time to leave New York State behind he said taxes are too high
oh that was his issue and you know what they are they are too high taxes are
pretty damn high here in New York's and especially here in New York City the
crazy thing is if you just had a passing conversation with Timothy McVay would
be like yeah he mentioned the tax the taxes and like second amendment like okay
Tim not not bad and then that if you end it there it's okay yeah yeah just
Timothy Vays just one of those guys you don't ask follow up no no never very
similar to Leonard Lake yeah yeah so Timothy Vay headed out west where he
would meet his ultimate fate and the people who possibly helped him get
there which we will cover on episode three all right well that was a little
insight into the life of Timothy McVay my goodness what a colossal loser at least
you know you think after all this you could we could all change his nickname
to regret the spaghetti regretty spaghetti regretty spaghetti McVay thanks
so much for listening everyone let's see what do we got to talk about here
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awesome to run into fans just randomly on the street I was doing some flying for
the BK for BK campaign so thank you guys so much for just being incredible and
every time we get to see you in real life it's just like it's always a joyous
wonderful occasion because only people that know us only people that like us
know us exactly I also at the gate it's so nice to look at footage of the gay
pride parade while I'm reading all this white pride material because it's nice
to have like eyeball bleach as I watch really okay good they're still so at
least these people are normal yeah and now these fucking white pride bullshit
but oh absolutely gay pride is I love gay pride it's a great holiday normal and
having fun man that's having fun just enjoying themselves in your fucking
to tight mouth like little bitches all you're allowed to have fun that's for
sure hey big thing don't even look for the Turner diaries you're gonna be
upset like in order to find the PDF for the white the for the for the fucking
Turner diaries you're gonna go through some websites that are gonna really make
you mad just the banners are gonna make you mad yeah that's a warning for yourself
it doesn't seem quality enough to read so it doesn't hail yourselves everyone
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point do not worry about it yeah okay so here we go let's start off with Kelly
Kitchell thank you so much Kelly Kitchell Jen Haynes Alex Cribb Catherine
draws dick draws was a great professional wrestler broke his neck really yeah
remember he's in a wheelchair he used to be able to vomit on command yeah and I
believe it's awesome anybody can vomit on command that's not a skill that's
called leukemia no no well no he didn't have to eat you know he didn't have to
eat you know he literally could just vomit yeah I see anybody could just vomit
no Henry you're not understanding is about vomit right now vomit watch me do
it no no you can't use the finger you can't use the finger you have to just go
make me anyway so Ross great professional wrestler I hope he's doing
okay and maybe he's a listener Daniel Annette's Lea set again or set a gin
Kate Osley or Osley Sands Dixon Jamie Silva Zach Whelan Ariel Sargent the
fatherhood 2.0 podcast I think that's about fatherhood that is great Haley
Brown sound about the fatherland really going to get into trouble for that
shout out Haley Brown Christopher Windsor Emily Rowan Oliver Hig Jesse Bennett
a bald and angry no reason to be angry women love someone who's bald Joel and
Harding Austin Averick who that's cool a Austin Averick
Tabatha Keegan Tabitha not Tabatha Tabatha Keegan Katie and say Matt Dylan we love you in wild things I like I don't know if Matt Dylan was my
favorite part about wild things I just only remember breasts yeah that pool scene
I really burned through VHS tape was he in cry he wasn't in cry baby what was the
one that he was in mmm I'm not sure that was it yeah Matt Dylan because that was
Johnny Depp and cry baby right yeah yeah Caitlin best Jordan Prince Joe Zupke
Kim Morrison Tucker Rouch Jemima oh here we go gonna mess this one up Jemima
Chokinette Pizer that C H O Q U E N O T P I Z E R is it chokinette maybe Chokin
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Sid Williams thank you so much I got Chris McCann Ben Vossler Aaron Webb
Angus Beaton Matthew Blesby Giovanni Calamano sounds like out of what was the
name of that television show I love so much the Sopranos no no what else my
so-called life Joey Catalano very different name I don't know it's Scarlett
Carson Lindsay Daniels Dana Ducabon Austin Taylor I think it's cut off here
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Swayzee really it's a it's it's pretty it's spelled different though it's W.S.A.S.
EY I wish they would remake Roadhouse yeah that'd be fun yeah yeah no it
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they're a music podcast I still need to that they asked me to be a guest and I
have not gotten back to them about it yet but sharing needles with friends I'm
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Jordan Bremmer thank you all so much we really appreciate it hail yourselves I
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bit like a charred like peaches with barata on there and you get some like it
was a bunch of olives in it so you got that tang and you get a vinaigrette on
it so it's mmm okay I don't know what a barata is it's a soft baby cheese happy
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