Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 279: The Enfield Poltergeist Part I - Oh Crumbs!
Episode Date: July 28, 2017It's England's most famous haunting on this week's Last Podcast! Join us on part one as we follow the trials and tribulations of the Hodgson family during an almost two year encounter that features ve...rbal poltergeist interaction, apparitions, and multiple well-meaning mediums.
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There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left
That's when the cannibalism started
And oh man, we're back in the studio you guys don't know this new studio looks like the Black Lodge
Yeah, and I'm the I'm the tiny man for Twin Peaks. Yes
Oh, I don't want to I actually ruined Twin Peaks for Marcus at the end of Twin Peaks. It turns out there's three Peaks. Oh
God those are fun jokes
So today we're talking about we're switching from who are we they know who we are
Still every time every time but I am Ben kissle
It's always someone's first episode been welcome to the last podcast on the left. I am Ben kissle
That's Marcus Park. Hi with us as always
Henry's a browse. Thank you. I actually like hear you say it
Okay, I don't know why I don't know with it just like the weird like little flicks of rage that show up in your eyeballs guys
We're getting spooky today. Yes. We're talking about ghosts, but I wanted to get to the first place
This is the Enfield polter guys stop playing wipe out on your belly. Yeah
I don't Henry is where Henry is we're in short shorts, but somehow they make you look more nude than if you were nude
It's because they're lavender
Lavender is the dirtiest color. Yeah, so we're switching gears from a true crime to it's a ghost
Absolutely, we're gonna be covering the infield polter guys. I am so excited for this. It's scary
Yeah, well the infield polter guys haunting occurred in the London suburb of infield from August of
1977 until April of
1979 it is by far England's most famous haunting and is one of the most documented polter guys cases in history
This is not a bullshit one like the amityville horror house
This is something that they're so they're incredible witnesses a lot of instances many different
Many different types of polter guys behavior all of them some new shit. Mm-hmm. I think that it's it
Obviously, it's one of the most bonafide. So what happens here?
Now, this is a British ghost. They haunt you with meat pies and stuff like that. Does it change because it's over in the
In the UK. No, it's still well
I mean it depends on the voices that you listen to of course if a voice comes through a little girl
Then the polter guys is gonna speak in a more British way. That is one
Marikai, it's like
You want a 25 ounce or a new I do what a 25 ounce or a do you may know infield as the inspiration for the second
Conjuring movie but not surprisingly Ed and Lorraine Warren's claims of involvement are of like most things with the warrants total bullshit
Yeah, boo on these people they made a lot of money off of this stuff
That's for sure
They made a lot of money now most accounts place the warrants at the site of the infield haunting for no more than a day
Uninvited mind you really and even that just consisted of the classic Ed Warren
Hey, how are you? Let's make some money move that he was so well known for it was actually the inspiration for the Lana S'mores
That song uninvited really it's very interesting. It's never a good day when the ghost hunters show up at your door just randomly
It's hi. Hey
Places haunted huh heard your daughter's gotten finger to the night by a ghost
I know we make some whole cold hard cash on that all for these guys. I know and fucking Vienna. Hi
Because these are what I also love is in Conjuring 2 they made Ed Warren Patrick Wilson who is a gorgeous man
Oh, he's wonderful and Vera from iglia. Yeah from iglia
She was great Lorraine Warren when real life they the Ed and Lorraine Warren look like Pixar characters have come to life
They look like they got like they both look like the grandfather from up. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense
Well the Conjuring 2 like it's not even really a ghost movie. It's a superhero movie. It's a Christian superhero movie
That's exactly what it is. It's a Christian superhero movie kind of I always just got I thought it was a really great movie
To remind us how comfortable lazy boys are they showed that chair so damn much
I was like I just want to be in it
Now the only reason why the infield case was chosen for the Conjuring 2 was because Warner Brothers doesn't own the rights to most of
The Warren case files so they had to scrape the barrel a little bit for a story good enough to follow up the first Conjuring movie
Which was fucking awesome
It's really sad though because in real life the actual story of the infield poltergeist is a really compelling story basically you got like a
War-torn British family that's going through a lot of turmoil like several girls on their monarch's their first period's coming out of it
You've got a mustachioed ghost hunter that becomes a new daddy
Yeah to the family and it's very kind of sweet and everybody loves a new daddy because old daddy always did something bad
That's how you describe this is kind of sweet in any way, but I think it's kind of a sweet story
We'll get into it now the only people who said the Warrens had a hand in the case where the Warrens themselves and
The girl who was the focus of the haunting Janet Hodgson who interestingly only mentioned them when she was interviewed for the DVD
Extras for the Conjuring 2
Sort of like she was forced to by a contract or paid to and one thing
I will say about a Janet Hodgkins like later on she looks like that no matter what she's doing
She has a gun to the back of her head. She looks haunted and fucked up
Yeah
Now all of the real information for our cover to the infield poltergeist comes from one of the main investigators himself
Guy play fair who wrote the book this house is haunted about the whole incident. What's your book about?
This house is haunted. It's very on the nose
Something very similar to when you have some sort of a Chinese or crayon
Delivery to your home and the fumes from the food from the appetizers
They simply do not leave no matter how much for breads use. What's your book about?
the remnants of these
That's actually like it's a super fun read despite guy totally not selling it at all in the preface
This is what he wrote
If you are not sated by all the horrors and occult titillations of books or films such as the
Exorcist and its host of imitators and are still hungry for a more exotic thrill then this book is not for you
Readers may find some of it rather dull and a not very good plot and some terrible dialogue. I
Like the honesty I would continue reading
But it's just all the he misses because they want to tank basically these guys are hardcore
Amateur
Researchers and they want you to show you want to show the world just how serious they're taking this and it is a bit by bit
Recording of every single piece of activity that happened in that house
Oh, yeah, it gets a little tedious at times
But that's mostly because over the course of 19 months that they spent investigating this haunting
Guy play fair and his partner Maurice Gross recorded over
1,000 instances of poltergeist activity. Oh, that's a lot of instances
It is a thousand of them one thousand and also one thousand Wow
And all of the dialogue from the book is taken from his actual field recordings of the family and this I want to say about this family
They are not TV ready. I know well in the conjuring too. They were quite attractive. It's interesting what Hollywood does
It's like they give them breasts. Really? Yeah, I press that all of them, but she's only 12
Let's press up give you a six pack or something maybe two now whether you believe this story or not all hinges on whether you believe
Guy play fair Maurice gross the Hodgson family their neighbors and half a dozen other
Witnesses either way it remains one of the most active interesting and at times like we said one of the sweetest poltergeist stories ever recorded
It is it's very Spielberg II what I'd also say too is that when you look this up if you type it and field poltergeist into Google
It's gonna pop up hoax first
Yeah, there's a lot of people that try to discredit this and debunk this story
We're gonna take you through. It's all the information that we could gather about this haunting and when we make you decide
Yeah, what would sounds real to you?
The haunting began small as these things usually do on August 30th
1977 the Hodgson family consisting of mother Peggy and children Margaret 14 Janet 11 Johnny 10 and
Billy seven we're going through a bit of a hard time
No
One of the best part about the Hodgson family is that they are like they hit all of the British family stereotypes
You got old rag woman who washes rags in a big basin all day. That's the mommy
You've got Margaret the unspoken of child with the tiny mouth, right?
There's always one older sister slumped over being a
You've got Janet the center of activity who's sort of like cross between lively daughter like an aria stark
But also mostly like a pesky orphan. She's like a type of person like get out of here
And you toss a dollar and she runs out. Oh, that's kind of fun
You've got the sent away boy, which is the brother that is not around because he's been sent away
He's sent to boarding school and no one says why
No one had told guy play fair why he just keeps saying over and over again
He was sent to boarding school for an unspecified reason which I was not privy to
It's just in front of a burning police station. Yeah, I'm trying to brush his teeth and they didn't allow it and then there's the
Unacknowledged one. Yeah, the last one who's the ability who's just like hey guys, so
If he doesn't hurt no one can I get a bit of attention?
I'll just go back to being a pig pocket then that's it
He's like Donnie from Big Lebowski
Well, this is like it's classic poltergeist stuff because there's a lot of turmoil in the house Peggy's husband had left not too long before
All the activity began and this guy he was showing up with the new woman in his life
Every time he came by to pay child support
Although I'm not really sure why he had to come by the house to pay his child support every month instead of just mailing it in
It seems European you want to you want it to get there?
Yeah, you know what he wants to look Billy in the eyes when he gives him that big money
And I don't want to shame anyone but Peggy did sort of look like if he took Louie Anderson from baskets and deflated him
Like if she does look like that. Come on. That's not bad. She's a mother. She's a mother of four Henry Zabrowski
She's a mother of four. She's a good woman
You gory rags
Well, don't you want a clean rags Henry?
What's going very much and she is a good woman Henry
This is unbelievable coming from Henry Zabrowski
Jesus Henry
Who loves his mother so much and now he's demonizing this British homemaker
Oh, my dress is in grey but it's soaked too with rag water
When the family was living in government assisted housing surviving on welfare and child support which of course only added to the stress
The two daughters were also flowering
That is actually a much more disgusting way of saying going through puberty
Which is as we all know among the most common causes of poltergeist activity
But nothing was like listening to thin lipped poltergeist experts from the UK fucking paranormal society
I've been like and so yes
The youngest maybe was at the moment of the inception of the poltergeist activity
Had her monarch the first period became a coward for crawling like a beast from the swamp
Well, it's a wonderful natural thing
So one night Janet
Thank you
Thank you Mr. Kissel like are we still doing fucking dodgeball in six periods?
Yes, periods are the theme of the day
So one night Janet and Johnny called to their mother to complain that their beds had been shaken
Peggy ignored it till the next night when she was called to their room once more
This time the kids said that they had heard a shuffling noise like someone had been dragging their feet across the floor while wearing slippers
And Peggy heard it too
And that sound was followed by four loud knocks
Knocks, not ham slaps
A person who's too poor to be a folk singer just I came here to slap my body
My belly's a drum
Then the children's chest of drawers started sliding across the room towards the doorway traveling about a foot and a half
Peggy pushed the drawers back only to have it move again
You back there, don't you move there again
Alright, I've got rags and my water's getting warm
It's the opposite, you've got cold water slowly gets warm on it, I keep it cold so don't wash it as well
That is kind of crazy
Okay, enough of the rags
That's a bullet rags are an integral part
When she tried pushing it back a second time she found that she couldn't budget an inch
Understandably freaked out, the family decided not to bother her brother and his family who lived up the road
So they knocked on the door of their next door neighbors, the Nottingham
It's the Nottingham, of course it is
Yes, it's always the Nottingham
I think it's Nottingham's
Nottingham's?
Nottingham's
I'm just going to be winging it with a lot of these pronunciations
Well, Nottingham's, I mean that's a pseudonym
Really the only people that we know the actual name was the Hodgson's who were known as the Harper's in the book
It wasn't until much later that they came out and gave their real name
Guy Playfair was actually very good about not blowing up anybody's spat
It's a little bit stereotypical though, isn't it? You just called them the Nottingham's?
Sure, yes, but honestly their spot had already been blown up
Because we're going to find out the first people they called as the reporters
But the reporters actually never revealed their names
Yeah, that's good
That's good
Yeah, that's good, I mean that's bad
Of course
No Ben, that's British politeness
It's responsibility
The tabloids in the UK are horrible
It's a lot of full of nudes
They have nudes in their tabloids
That's what makes it better
I don't know, I don't know
I don't know
Vic and his son went over to check out the house and said they heard hollow knocks following them throughout the house
Despite not a single other person being present besides the two of them
I think it's interesting that every single person that talked about Vic Nottingham
They all said the same thing, the same line
He was a builder, so he wasn't afraid of nothing
Builders are tough
Wait, but at the same time, I think construction workers are always the first ones to get spooked in all the Abbott-Casella movies
That's impossible
They're scooby-doo, they're like, yeah, Addy
They're tough though, they're up there, they're not afraid of heights, I'll tell you that
Now this is very interesting, I just now discovered this
The difference between regular knocks and poltergeist knocks are audibly subtle
But the acoustic waves tell a different story
A 2010 study published in the Journal of Psychical Research
Compared the two types of knocks and made a fascinating discovery
They found that the regular knocks started at full amplitude and tapered off
Meaning the peak of the sound wave was at the very beginning
Okay, we're getting into the sound waves
We're getting into the sound waves, like, you know, when you do like
The sound is like, you just look at that
Is that an empty knock?
That is a regular knock
That's a regular knock
That's a regular knock
I'm not stoned enough to completely understand sound waves
We do have to do an entire new podcast, Knock Talk, and we will get into knocks
But the poltergeist knocks show a different kind of sound wave
With the peak coming after the sound has already begun
Kind of like the seismograph readings an earthquake gives off
Secondary knock
Well, it's not a secondary knock
It's just how the knock flows
Yeah, the knock begins before the top of the knock hits
Top of the knock
So it's like, instead of being like...
It's like...
Weird
Man, it's only the most lonely person with headphones
Could ever understand what that means
Because I can see more than you and me
I am legitimately confused on if this is an interesting conversation
But it is, a lot of knock talk
This is fascinating, the acoustic signatures are different
I just see you at home with your headphones that are even bigger than the ones you have here
Comically large
Comically large
You're like, I can really hear it
You care really and it's just scared in the other room
Just smoking a pickle
No, no
He's my fourth pickle today
He's talking about knocks again
So after hearing the knocks and finding nothing
The Harper's at a loss called the police
While one officer was sensibly checking off the plumbing
Yeah, he's sometimes a big chardonnay
He'll fuck up everything
No, let's say he didn't creep in front of the children
But sometimes if you squeeze out a big long fucking piece of shit out of yourself
And get it all gobbled up in the fucker
You get the feeling that if they called him over for like a, you know, an armed robbery or something
He'd be like, I'm gonna go check the toilet
I don't know, I always just go check the toilet first
They took our television
I'm gonna go make sure there's nothing in the toilet
He was checking out the plumbing
The other cop, along with everyone else in the room
Saw a chair wobble from side to side
But for it slid four feet across the floor
And what makes this case different than any other poltergeist case
That I've ever really read about is that this cop not only saw this
But wrote an official report saying that she saw this chair
Slide across the ground and I watched an interview with her
And she immediately was like, this is not a person that
Just to look at her, like honestly, she's just not going for attention
This obviously was brought a lot of negative attention to her
She was immediately made fun of
It discredits you, this is the problem with the paranormal world in general
Look at me, how I've been discredited
For the things I've said, things I believe in
What a victim, we always say that
So the chair was wobbly
The chair moved four feet across the floor
It wasn't just wobbly, it moved four feet across the floor
Alright, get on it
Sit on it, this is like a Disney movie
All these things do at first start off pretty innocent
They start off very calm
And then they escalate
Why didn't the police light up the chair?
Shoot it, because it's not America
And they don't have guns
And thankfully, I mean, because also they found out
The chair was painted white
But since no crime had been committed
And no perpetrator could be found harassing the Hodgson's
The police left
And the activity only escalated from there
The next day
I do wonder if the toilet was clogged
The toilet was not clogged
The knocking wasn't coming from the plumbing
Their shit was so thin from how much bone broth
That they ate everything
I'm just asking questions
The next day, Johnny's marbles and his Legos
Started flying through the air, seemingly of their own volition
Peggy's father came over, picked up one of the marbles
That had hit the bathroom door
And found that the marble was hot to the touch
I gotta say, these marbles are as hot as my marbles
Were when I met your mam
Oh yeah, she gripped me
Grip made good, your father did
I don't think we want to get into all that
After three more days of flying marbles
Peggy called the Daily Mirror
Thinking that they might have some idea
Of who to get a hold of to check all this out
And this actually has precedence now
When we look at trailer crash here in America
That is not an appropriate term for individuals
Who reside in trailers
We talk about window invader, like the guy the famous
We have a lot of famous eyewitnesses in this country
That's what they did the same thing
They'll put us on the TV
We'll tell the whole world about these ghosts
And everyone's gonna be like, oh shit, ghosts
It did seem like they wanted attention
No, it's not that
Why would you contact the Daily Mirror?
Because they want somebody to do something about it
And the cops wouldn't do anything
All this activity is happening
They knew that sometimes
Newspapers covered ghost stories
And they thought that maybe the Daily Mirror
Might have somebody
That they could contact or at the very least
Publicize their case
So somebody who might have an idea on how to make this stop
Might see the news story
We'll publish this right between the nudes
And the story about how Prince Charles
Hasn't ejaculated in 30 years
But this is before the Daily Mirror was complete trash
This is when it was coming up
It was like coming up the line
And also, you have to understand
These are also not bright people
No, absolutely not
You're gonna hear more details
That show that information
Functioning plumbing from what I understand
Street smart
You know it's that
You can't just say that because somebody's dumb
They're street smart
Peggy showed some deductive reasoning later on
Sure
Well Peggy called the Daily Mirror
She thought maybe they could help them out
But instead the Daily Mirror smelled a story
And sent out a reporter, Douglas Bentz
And a photographer, Graham Morris
Out to investigate
What happened, at least until the reporters
Gave up and left
As soon as they left, Marbles and Legos
Started shooting around the room again
And the reporters would call back before they even
Reached the street
And as the photographer was snapping photos
A Lego brick flew towards him
And smacked him hard enough in the face
To leave a bruise that lasted a week
That's fun
It does sound like a dumb small thing
But if you've ever had a little brother or little sister
Whip a Lego at you
It hurts
You have four quarters on a Lego
The only people who could have thrown the Lego
From that angle were the other reporter
And one of the Nottingham's
And that's the one thing that Playfair
Also hits in the book a lot
Where he keeps saying it over and over again
Which does make it a difficult book to read
But being like these things are flying around
And nobody is near where they're coming from
They're coming from other sides of the room
They're materializing from the ceiling
They're coming up from crazy angles
And the thing is that you wouldn't see somebody
Throw it that fast
You don't think a cat could do it
I'm asking that question
There was no cat
It was boiled on their Thursday boil night
Oh, I see
This is the UK
They boil whatever's around to eat
You never know what a cat's up to
Well, the reporters came back a couple days later
With a senior reporter into
A man named George Fallows
According to Peggy
She's the first person to ever say the word
Poltergeist in her presence
God bless you
Poltergeist
God bless you there
Your place is haunted
This house is haunted
God bless you there
Fallows explained to Peggy
That often Poltergeist activity
Centers around girls going through puberty
After Fallows
Patiently explained to Peggy what the word puberty meant
She knew what the word puberty meant
She absolutely did not know what the word puberty meant
A grown woman with four children
Did not know what puberty meant
She was like, oh, she mean when Jenny gets the splatish
You know what?
Street smart
He makes people on the street understand something's happening
I don't know what that's all about
She knew what puberty was
She just didn't know the word puberty
Because once Fallows patiently explained
What he meant by puberty
She confirmed that Margaret, the oldest
Had flowered the previous march
Oh, yeah, she's getting a drip
Oh, yeah, she's getting a drip
Just like me and my grandma for sure
That's fine then
The reporter then
Tried to trick Peggy
By asking her if she was interested in
Moving as people like Peggy
Who lived in government assisted housing
A lot of times claimed houses were haunted
In order to get a new place
But Peggy had no interest in leaving
The house she'd lived in for 12 years
So Fallows suggested she contact
The society for
Psychical research
Ooh, the society for psychical research
That sounds like a lot of suspenders
And a lot of khaki pants
You were correct, but they were thorough researchers
And this was one of the last bastions of like
1800, like in the UK
Specifically, it came over to America
For a little bit, but the obsession with the supernatural
And the idea of cold
Reasoned men and women
Going out there and doing their due diligence
And to research it as unexciting as possible
Yeah, you do get the feeling when they're driving
In traffic, they're just like, slow down
Everyone needs to slow down
Well, let's let a very British woman
Named Mary Rose Barrington
Explain to us just what the SPR
Is
The society for psychical research
Was set up in 1882
To investigate
Those faculties of man
Real or supposed
That are not explicable
On any generally recognized hypothesis
It doesn't have any fixed ideas
Or opinions
And anyone can be a member
Whether they actually believe
In paranormal phenomena or not
But of course, obviously most of us
Do have convinced that
There is some reality in these things
Just spice it up
For a second
Yeah, just get a little bit interesting, please
If you spiced it up, Henry, that would
Make it undignified
I don't care
Most utmost of dignity
At all times
Dame Edna and Julia Childs
That's what she sounds like a combo
Now, although the SPR had been a fixture
Of the paranormal community for almost
A hundred years by 1977
Almost none of its members
Were interested in actually going out
Into the field to face a poltergeist head on
When the infield case was brought
To their attention
None that is, except
Maurice Gross
He's like a Vincent Price character
He has a real motive
He's out there, he lost his daughter
He's going to look for these ghosts
And also, he looks like a boss munchkin
He looks like the head of the lollipop guilt
He's got the silliest moustache in the world
Sounds like someone will frighten a ghost
He looks like he commandeers a steampunk zeppelin
I like him
Maurice Gross
Was a fairly successful inventor
Who had a lifelong interest in the paranormal
Particularly concerning the question
Spirit when they died
The interest only grew after his daughter
Janet died in a motorcycle accident
In 1976
Fueled by a series of strange coincidences
Immediately following her death
Just before she died
Janet had sent her brother a birthday
Card with a humorous illustration
Of a person with a head injury
The text read
And so this was a very topical birthday card
It's like saying if we had sent a card
And tried to explain to being like
Your age is just too damn high
And then they had to explain
It was a one point during a major race
And there was a man who was famous
The rent is too damn high
I thought toilet water was what they called cologne
No
It was a
What?
No
It's a bad water
No
That's like a French term
For fancy water
I heard that toilet water was what they called cologne
I'm gonna say google toilet water
Google toilet water
Wow it's all about the plumbing
And toilet water here on this poltergeist episode
Of the last podcast on the left
In January
Toilet water a dilute form of perfume
Wow
Henry you lose
I just have never heard that before
I'd like to see a panel of people from the UK
Tell us that they call it toilet water
The internet just did
The internet is filled with lies
Well yeah most of them you believe
It's not fake news
Toilet water is perfume
No
I don't know if I want to wear it
But Janet's personal inscription on that card read
And there won't be much of that left soon either
Talking about her head
No it's talking about
It was not talking about her head it was talking about water
No it was talking about the head but the lid fell on my head
Oh my goodness
I am so close to nerd alert in this entire conversation
It was about the water
It was about the water
We've got a nerd alert
We've got a nerd alert
Context
Says
Don't be much left of that either
She was pointing towards the head
What you meant about the water
She's not a comedian
I'm going to say it was a double meaning
We're going to end the conversation
Absolutely not
We have to
And you guys are arguing over
Cologne is toilet water
And what the heck she's talking about in this stupid birthday card
Well in the first of many coincidences
Janet's cause of death was indeed
Head injuries
Motorcycle accident
I'm sure there's some knee injuries and shoulder injuries too
Then a broken clock
identical to the one the grosses own
that belonged to a friend
suddenly started working the day of Janet's death
and stopped at 420
Legalize it
26 billion dollars
could be made federally
And 420 is just about the time
in which Janet died
Then
on the day of Janet's funeral Maurice
asked for a sign that his daughter
might still be around in some form or another
He thought a good sign might be rain
as the area had indeed
been caught in a drought for a month
This is what I'm fucking talking about
Yeah well I can see that it was in a drought but
It was a joke
Nonetheless can you imagine if he asked
for a sign that his daughter was still alive
and she just stood up and her casking was just like
I'm burning down here
Nevermind I don't want to know
Sorry
Today after the funeral Maurice saw
that the roof below Janet's bedroom
was wet while the rest of the
roof was bone dry
Oh
Maurice wrote down his experiences
presumably to deal with his grief, submitted it
to the SPR and applied for membership soon after
It wasn't long until George
follows called about the infield case
which involved a little girl
with the same name as grosses
deceased daughter
But if you know anything about magical thinking
this idea of synchronicity is popping up
all the time and that is a part of
what they talk about the SPR
and the idea of a true weird spiritual
moment or a non-physical
like mental trail
This kind of the idea is that the universe is
like taking you here
It's like when you break up with a girl and then
all you do is see her name everywhere
Isn't that interesting?
Can we ever do that?
It's just spelling in the spaghetti
but then you're just hacking at the spaghetti
I love spaghetti
Within an hour of receiving that phone call
Maurice Gross pulled up to the front driveway
of the Hodgson residence
He would be a central part of their lives for another
19 months
So now this guy, I mean he really did not have a lot going on
He was ready to go
I mean this was his hobby
It was pretty much nights and weekends
He was an inventor so he was a self-made man
He pretty much wrote his own ticket
Not to reference the Big Lebowski again
but does he look like the guy who's trailing
He's a little taller and lengthier than that
And he's just got a funny mustache
and he truly believes in what is happening in this house
That's a part of what it is
That's the mark of how
crazy the fucking activity was
in that house is that he showed up and things are just
flying around like doors are opening
like bathroom doors are opening closing
It's like pandemonium in there
It's like at the, it's in like
poltergeist when he opens the door
and it's just the whole place is just swirling in there
We're gonna find out that this is also
loosely based off of this story
This and another story
They kind of meshed them together
Now it took three days in the Hodgson house
for Gross to have his first experience with the entity
In the middle of the night
Gross and three men from the Daily Mirror
heard a crash from Janet's bedroom
When they opened the door they found that a chair
had boosted forward four feet
and it spun backwards
To make sure Janet was asleep
and not the perpetrator of the chair boost
and Gross opened her eyelids
to find her eyes rolled backwards
as the eyes do when one is in a deep sleep
He also lifted her arm
and let it drop and gave her head
a little poof
And then he called the WWE ref over
and he counted her out a ten count
By all measure, Janet was
fast asleep as
pretty much the Hodgson's were all
ridiculously hard sleepers
I think it comes from the
gentleness of life of being a little
simple
Janet was the most clever one
but the way he talks about how he tried to wake them up
because he did a lot of this stuff
He was like check to see if they were asleep
and then just playing with their eyeballs
and like shaking them and stuff
and they're still like it's ridiculous
it's like what about Bob
when they're trying to wake him up out of the bed
and then the alarm goes it's always that
After a couple more weeks of standard
poltergeist activity
which Gross hadn't directly seen himself yet
he just kind of heard things from other room
and this pillow flew across the room
Gross attended a meeting of the
SPR and announced he was in the middle of a case
and could use some help
Luckily for him, Guy Playfair
author of This House Is Haunted
What's it about?
Was in the audience
but it would still be a little while before
Guy Playfair would join the fray
as Playfair had just finished another book
and had planned a nice little holiday for himself
It's definitely like a movie
because when he used to talk with Maurice
he would all come at our stay for like a day
or so and maybe three or four days
then it turned into 19 months
that Gross also got incredibly sick
during one whole section of it for like two to three months
he was sick
and he was like alright this is your case now
and he's stuck in there and
Maurice Gross is like a charming man
he's like a sweet fun like grandpa like
Guy Playfair is not charming
he's a little like hello
I heard he's dull
he's a paranormal author
when Gross returned to the Hudson
home he finally saw the entity
at work for the first time
Marbles zoomed through the air
past his head appearing as if they were coming
from behind the children
he then heard Peggy say from the other room
there's a noise in the bathroom
when Gross walked over
he saw the bathroom door open and close
on its own four times
followed by a sudden cool breeze
as often happens in Poltergeist cases
Hey Maurice, follow your ear right
that's another noise
that's another noise in the bathroom
that's kind of funny
that's what automated
they do just act like
like drunks they just act like sailors
just throwing things around
opening and closing doors
they're often times compared to children
they're like childlike ghosts
they are looking for attention in some way
what it seems like, what they say a lot of times
is that with Poltergeist activity
the hypothalamus of the person is the center
they have activity like fires up
so essentially it's either an entity
or just random energy that is using
a chunk of our brain as an amplifier
like sort of like a wifi router
and all of a sudden it's just throwing things around the house
if you could train it to turn on the TV
this is before remote controls
they had remote controls in the late 70s
oh yeah, well I also think you could train the ghost to do it
get them cooking
well the funny thing you say that Poltergeist
are like children
the funny thing about that is that Poltergeist activity
the activity becomes
more and more sophisticated as time goes on
almost as if the energy
like they're filling out the New York Times crossword puzzle
no, they're not filling out the New York Times crossword puzzle
but the things that they do become
more and more difficult
and they start to communicate a lot more
and the more you communicate with them
the better they get at it
almost as if they're learning
after the marble incident
gross saw Janet
walk into her bedroom followed by three marbles
smashing into the door as she walked through
the strangest thing about the marbles
is that when they hit the floor
they didn't bounce nor did they roll
they stayed exactly where they landed
as if they were made of metal
and the floor was a magnet
it's really interesting and they kept trying to recreate it too
which is kind of...
they just kept trying to throw marbles at the floor
all night long
it's a great house to be a kid in
I would love to be one of the 7 year old
this is fun
admittedly the two little girls
Janet and Margaret did say that they did fake some things
they said they faked about 2%
yes, but what I think what happens is
is that it is a lot of fun
they are now in the middle of this thing
we're going to get to how much it destroys their lives
and how much they wanted to keep Morris gross around
because new daddy is there and everybody is happier
when new daddy is around
it was fairly obvious by this point
that Janet was the focus of the activity
and would be for the next 19 months
this of course led the debunkers
to claim that an 11 year old girl
was just playing a ridiculously elaborate trick
on everyone for almost
2 years straight
but like we said
it is true that Janet got caught faking once or twice
but that does not automatically
discount every instance
especially since these events as we'll find out
were witnessed by multiple people
and in fact the debunkers on this case
are surprisingly weak
yes, because the witnesses
are really strong
we have reporters
we have police officers
we have psychiatrists that are going to come in
and see some weird crazy shit
we got ventriloquists
if you can't trust a ventriloquist
magicians
nothing is more trustworthy than a man who tricks you with cards
well the best that debunkers can do
is to say that people are stupid
and eyewitnesses can never be trusted
now I will agree eyewitnesses are notoriously
unreliable when it comes
to singular events
when there are over a thousand
events witnessed by multiple people
over nearly 2 years
it gets a little harder to write off
and the fact that Maurice Gross and Peggy
Peggy Hodgson never asked for money
they both
technically ruined their lives
this whole thing
it bankrupted Maurice Gross
he sort of lived the rest of his life defending the work that he did here
because this would become
everything that he's known for
the Warrens got all the credit for this thing
and the Conjuring too
I mean the debunkers
the best they can do is they just go
nahhh
let's go to the bar
as far as the other reasons
for them faking it
it could be said that Maurice Gross was doing it
to deal with the death of his daughter
guy play fair had a book to write
even though he constantly said
I didn't want to write a book
the more you say it
the more it sounds like you want to write a book
was doing it for the attention
and Peggy was doing it to think about
anything else but her husband sleeping with a young
her ex husband sleeping with a young girl
and the rags piling up
well I know she's got a lot to do
Janet's also obviously the smartest person
in that house even as an 11 year old girl
yeah she's very clever
everybody else is pretty damn
only because it's like I mean Peggy just kind of
comes from working class neighborhood in UK
she just doesn't have that kind of faculty
I think to organize
this type of this long of a hoax
and Janet is
it's kind of stuck in this
kind of being held back by this family
did they try to throw away the marbles
well we'll find out exactly
I would throw those marbles away
they tried that with disastrous consequences
really oh my goodness
well at any rate author guy play fair
decided to join the case after a front page
story in the Daily Mirror
and a radio appearance by Peggy Hodgson
and Mrs. Nottingham in which the neighbor
she saw an impression on Janet's
bed as if someone either was
or had been lying there
yeah her ex husband even though there had been
nobody in the room what are you talking about
her ex husband it was tiny little lump too
it's a baby lump oh this is Janet's bed
yeah not Peggy's bed no forget
about it and the impression is not going to be
there for years afterwards the mental
impression yeah because you imagine
what that builders weird body was
like making those poor children
you're just a brave guy
play fair showed up in mid-september
of 1977 the mood in the house was so
tense that just the appearance
of a daddy long legs in the
kitchen caused what he described as
an unreasonable panic
I understand
Daddy long legs are kind of creepy I love them
okay problem was nothing
happened in play fair's presence at least
at first so in an effort
to catch Janet as play fair wasn't
convinced yet he engrossed made a big
production of going down the stairs
and then they snuck back up again this is
how they thought to fool the kids
like all right go downstairs
for the night that's a good idea there
go I guess we should do that yep
down the stairs we go
and then they would go start climbing together
coconuts like Monty Python
and then they would walk back up
oh I see like
criminals in a Sherlock Holmes play
that's when the marble dropped
just as it had before straight
to the floor with no bouncing
or rolling this time right in front
of play fair and this is when he tried
to replicate it over and over
and over again just dropping the marble
on the floor over and over again in the middle of the night
but he couldn't make it happen
this is a fun little game I like to play
called the silly little drop in
game sometimes
I call it drop in the middle baby
why
Monarch
and I sorry I was the first thing
I was thinking of how
everyone had their mnoshes in here
this is where Scooby would get scared
well this is when
guy play fair decided this case was worth sticking
around for and play fair invited
the Daily Mirror photographer back for another
go round to see if he could capture
proof but they found when they set up
the state of the art equipment all three
of the flash bulbs failed to
go off and this would be a running
theme in the infield poltergeist haunting
just said just as it is
with most other poltergeist cases
electronics and mechanical objects
just don't work as they
should around poltergeist activity
interesting and as with most of this
stuff this can be taken either
as proof that paranormal activity is a foot
or proof that nothing
is going on and all these people are just lying
about their equipment malfunction and I think it just comes down to
what you believe in
if you believe in it or not and I
think that what we have talked about before with
cases specific sometimes with ghosts
it is a very personal experience
they just talk about the vibe in that house
everybody who talks
about the infield house where they were
where they said it felt strange
it felt like there was somebody in there
it felt like they were being watched all the time
they walk around it's a very personal experience
being haunted like being abducted is more
of a weirdly personal psychedelic
experience than anything else because it's the
activities coming from inside of your brain
like acid like you're tripping on acid
and it's a little girl is projecting her
reality out onto a bunch
of people in a room and are kind of subjected
to it like subjected to her trip
it's very interesting but I think
you can really only see the haunting
from inside of it there should be a camera
company that makes cameras
that can hold up to a poltergeisting
is poltergeisting a term? I think
we can make it one poltergeisting
is this how you're going to see a company
you're going to say stuff like we need candy cane shoes
can you guys do that?
yeah of course you lick them off of yourself
at the end of the night
so soon after
the photographer incident
the first of many disturbing events
involving a pillow occurred
one night
many disturbing events with pillows
I know but we're not talking this isn't your
origin story so it won't be so disgusting
and one night Playfair and Peggy
noticed an indentation on a pillow
that appeared to be the same size and shape
as a child's head
even though no one had been laying there
after seeing this
Peggy decided that the ghost was definitely a child
and she had good reason for thinking so
because years earlier down the street
a four year old girl had been smothered
to death by her father
who killed himself right after
the reason why Peggy thought that the spirit
had settled into their house was because
she having been acquaintances
of this family
had acquired some of their furniture
don't take the furniture
so she died on this couch
can't have it
I can just take it then
it's totally haunted
but it's free
and I can squat out over it
it's gonna ruin your life it's totally haunted
once the activity started
she threw all that furniture out
but she was convinced that the spirit
had stayed behind
and speaking of Peggy's sensitivity
she said she could always tell when the poltergeist
was about to make trouble
as she'd get a headache in the same spot in her head
right before everything went to hell
every time
it's different than any other pains we got
I got hook feet
I got sandy ankles
I got rag lung
hold on you got rag lung
I got rag lung from the fibers
from the fibers of all the rags you clean
oh we're scraping and digging it
does that the hard stains on the rags
well I never heard of that before
I didn't even know
that was a job I did not know that
and the activity wasn't just specific
to the Hodgson house once when the Hodgson family
was down the street at Peggy's brother's house
a plastic rod from a toy
suddenly materialized in front
of Peggy's sister-in-law as she was poor in tea
and that is one of the most rare forms
of poltergeist activity and it happens a lot
so it's following them it just pops up
it follows her it follows Janet
it follows Janet it follows Janet
but not too far which we'll find out later
that's the interesting thing is that it follows
Janet but it only
follows her so far
hmm it's kind of cool though
like Wi-Fi again it's like Wi-Fi
yeah now then
came the apparitions seen not just
by play fair gross or the Hodgson's
but neighbors as well
the brother saw the first one
he saw a light a foot tall
burning in the Hodgson's window
which slowly faded away that is crazy
the idea of walking into a house
because he walked over in one house
and there was just it looked like a floating
fluorescent bulb was just
in front of him now
in that same day both
Vick Nottingham and Peggy saw an old
woman with gray hair appear
in different windows completely
independent of each other
and later on young Johnny
saw an apparition of an old man
with big white teeth
staring at him clean disgusting
nice English American looking
looking teeth don't worry there mate
it's just me Jimmy Savile
nothing can go wrong here
Jesus
Rumblitz rapes her name in the back
of his record store wall
God
the incident with the old woman happened only
a month into the case and already
15 people had seen something
and were convinced that something paranormal
was happening in the house
that's when play fair made the first
of his hundreds of audio recordings
recorded in the Hodgson house to see if
the phenomena still occurred when no one
outside of the Hodgson's were present
honestly this is where the research their
their idea of trying to get unfettered
like unbiased information
that they could put down gets a little creepy
because they definitely put cameras
inside of little girls rooms without them knowing
I don't think that they're creepy
I don't think that the whole situation is kind of creepy
I think they're sexless
I don't think anything like that was going on
I actually do think they are
the sort of things that we would think
like ah that's a little creepy
like that's a little sexual and weird
it just doesn't cross their mind at all
well they're ghost hunting, they're searching for the truth
they're real scientists
unemotional sparks
slow down
the audio on that first recording wasn't great
as the family was watching escape from the planet
of the apes that night while the recorder was going
I think he's a real monkey
so I think they're displaying monkeys
I don't know mother
I mean like well a monkey
would have a monkey's face
Janet you are the smartest one
we're trying to get the ghosts on audio here
if you want to keep it down
there's monkeys in a tiny box in the house
yeah
we've got to get rid of this box
this box showed me monkeys and shown me
wars
it's a VHS player
escape from the planet of the apes
was being watched very lovely but
the nox still
registered
it's very interesting
because it sounds like a recording of a nox
is being played in the house
it's a very hollow sound
it doesn't sound like it's there, it sounds like everything's fake
it's very interesting
and it moves around
it moves from the walls
to the ceiling
and what they said about the nox as well
is it sounded like
it came from inside
the walls or inside the ceiling
because right above
he said one time he heard a knock
the floor was carpeted
the floor in the room was carpeted
but the knock did not sound
like a hand wrapping on a carpeted muscle floor
it sounded hollow
it sounded like it came from inside
possible a little rodent
is it a rodent knocking on the knock
that was actually Peggy Hart
running joke
it moistened back
it's kind of cute but there were obviously many rats in there
they were trying to make it their way to America
oh
well playfair then arranged for a husband and wife team
of mediums named Annie and George Shaw
to drop by the Hodgson house
to see if they can make some sort of contact with this thing
Annie sat down
and told the Hodgson's that the spirit was most likely
going to speak through her
but there was no reason to be afraid
she invited the spirit in
and immediately let out a witchy cackle
oh that's good
I thought a fart could be funny
that's just me
and then she spat at her husband
who quietly responded with
I've been spattered by better people than you
now look at this look and see what went wrong
and we'll show you how to put it right
and then Annie replied
goza goza help me elvie
come here goza
and this is where Dan Akroy got the name goza from
it's really because he brought up
this book this house is haunted
several times
he is us
I love Dan Akroy he is hilarious
this book came out in 1980
and he started writing the ghost buster script
around this time
but of course like Dan Akroy
he just eats this stuff up
he loves paranormal stuff
and he said himself that goza is where they got it from
because they wanted something that had some sort of real world connection
he totally believes in aliens as well
there's a documentary where he's talking about aliens
but then he talks about how he just like slept through it
he's like I didn't get out of bed
and that's the whole story but it's like get out of bed
you're an alien a fishy anato
he's tired anyway so George described
goza as
a nasty face of work a sort of black magic chap
cool
elvie on the other hand was said by George to be an elemental
which is a lower form of energy
that does all the day to day ghost stuff
for higher powers a lot like
what the grays do in the alien world
yes and also sort of like what slender man proxies do
and when they're not being just
bent over a fucking bench
I don't think we need to get into this
creepy pasta
erotic pasta
that was last we don't need to
revisit the horniness of the last episode
but it is really interesting that
you know like there's so many
connections between the ghost
world and the alien world
I've been saying this for fucking years
everyone who's into them are divorced
unhealthy
their drinking problems are developing
because I realize that at some point
at some point I will have to abandon
you my friends
my family and go somewhere
and really get to the bottom of the UFO scenario
I know I will do that I know
I will get to the bottom of it
we had a little campaign event and then you just slammed a bottle of whiskey and I can't
even imagine what you said to yourself
in the mirror I was watching the defiant
ones I was watching Dr. Dre being like
I'm like him
just being very confident
but no it's obviously
aliens and all paranormal
activity are connected to
it's projections of our brains it's somewhere between another entity
using us as a
conduit to basically
create them and then that relationship
is completely psychedelic but I also
believe that they also have
a consciousness so
okay and people say how do
individuals believe in religion well there you go
slap you in the fucking
you're far away from me today
on this episode and you might have to kick me
so after the session George
and Annie went about quote unquote healing
Janet's aura and it worked
for a little while at least
the Hodgson house was quiet
for about a week before the activity started
back up again the bed shook
sheets were torn off the bed and the knocks
got so loud that they were heard
by the knottinghams next door
the classic poles of water started appearing
as well just as they had in the black
monk of punterfracht case
and in many other
poltergeist cases then
it started to get violent
one night and that he said she said
boom oh oh we got Lynn Bizkin in the house
the ghost is named Fred
Fred Durst he keeps turning
my hat backwards and it
is unbecoming of a researcher
one night Janet
said an apparition of an old man
sat in the chair next to her bed
and put her hand over her mouth
and nose suffocating her later
she said she saw another old man
sitting on her bed that old man
looked like Vic Knottingham's father
and actually Janet had a very good
relationship with Vic Knottingham's father
he was very friendly to her and she thought
that like oh grandfather
Knottingham is here to protect me from the bad old man
okay we're not going to get too into this
I just don't like having the two old
men fighting over the little girl
it's a very strange scenario
I once woke up in the middle of the night
and saw an apparition of my grandmother sitting on my bed
at least she was sitting on your bed
you know what I mean?
I don't even get the wink
but was it your grandmother
yeah it was solely my grandmother
was it just her?
it was either the most
vivid dream of my life or I did wake up one night
and yeah there was an apparition sitting
on my bed and it looked exactly like her
was it just your grandmother?
because grandparents just want to be around young people
she had died
she was dead
well you didn't mention that key element
she had died years earlier
why would I be mentioning my grandmother
sitting on my bed if she wasn't dead
I thought that was a given
I said an apparition
of my grandmother
but she still could be alive
just in a different form
you're being an obstructionist
I'm not being an obstructionist
I am not being an obstructionist
you're being fooled
you're being a real kidney stone in the urethra today
now ben before you say
to take the goddamn chair out of the room
if it was causing so much trouble
taking the marbles out
take all that stuff out
playfair tried that
yes they were very thorough
but in one of the most dangerous incidents
the poltergeist instead
ripped off the iron grill from a fireplace
and flung it towards little Johnny's bed
just missing his head
almost killed him
then not too long after the entity
tore the iron frame from the fireplace
which was cemented into brick
and bent the pipe attached to it
at a 32 degree angle
and if this is true
there was no way an 11 year old girl
and a 7 year old boy could have done this
if this was Russia and maybe they were put into
a strongman competition from an early age
which I could see it
but honestly it was a bent pipe
bent all the way back
it's a crazy
it's just one of those incidences
where you look at it real like that's not possible
a Wisconsin farm boy might have been able to do it
but these are city folks
and again that all depends on whether you believe them
when they say that
they didn't bend the pipe
you can always say well they just bent that pipe themselves
did they bend the pipe? no
yeah little kids
shouldn't be bending pipes
I'm not even talking about the kids
it doesn't seem like these guys would do it
because
they're so nerdily invested
in real poltergeist activity
that it might ruin it for them
but we also know that a lot of times people will fake evidence
in order to juice what they really believe
of course
they think it's worth it because at least it gets their story out
Stan Romineck is the perfect example of that
Stan Romineck obviously the UFO guy
the one that Netflix documentary based on
he obviously was making shit up after a while
he faked all his YouTube videos
but the original videos he had of Orbs
and the things he saw I think were completely legit
and then at some point but you want to sell
the message
yeah you gotta juice it
well these incidents
these are just a few of the over 400
that happened in the first few months
and naturally the Hodgson's needed a holiday
so they were off to Clacton
on sea for a week together
I don't understand how many times I hear stories
about the UK like beach
vacation spots
it just sounds like places where like
you sit in a rocking chair
and you die on the beach
it's just cold it's like 30 degrees out there
and the beach is all rocks
yep just look at a pile of garbage bags
but the night before
they left
Playfair took some advice from the oldest living member
of the SPR
a one doctor E.J. Dingwall
I love this guy
I really love this guy
he said if the ghost was rapping
it was time to wrap back
sometimes when you get in there
you gotta throw down your dopest lyrics
you've got to smash him with your mama
jibes and jibes
about how you have more money
and street power
than him and how your gat
will fire multiple rounds
before his can
the old british rap battle
the rapping and knocking
other sits around the house
that's kind of fun
now what follows is an actual audio recording
of Maurice Gross communicating
with the spirit using Nox
one for no, two for yes
also I will note most people do say
you should not actually communicate with the poltergeist
because it says it encourages the behavior
and things are going to increase and get worse
and what do we find out in this case, boom
that's exactly what happens, much worse
knock
one for no
two for yes
are you
a male spirit
one for no
and two for yes
that's true
you are a male spirit
did you used to live in this house
you did
was it
was it more
than 50 years ago
yes
did you die in this house
did you pass on
you did pass on in this house
now why are you here
are you unhappy
you're not unhappy
but why are you here
is it because you want to give us a special message
no
you don't want to give us a special message
are you having a game with me
oh
right
as I asked the questions
are you having a game with me
it's through
the cardboard box
and the pillow right in my face
well thank you very much
that was a very good answer
wow that's so cool
a box flew off the table
hit him in the face and I had to do ear or the background
you crums
they are a fun bunch
yeah that box
it flew 8 feet with such a force
that it made a swishing sound
as it flew
and if you sit and listen to that footage alone
with headphones on like I did
I'm an orchestra too
we're the new version of guy play fair
and Maurice Gross but we're going to make it sexy
we're going to make it new
we're going to get fun
you can hear that the knocks are coming from
different places in a room
it sounds farther away and then it's closer
it's fun
scary stuff
they tried to replicate the sound of the box
swishing through the air but no matter how many times
they threw that box across the little girl's room
they could not reproduce it
this is such a fun place to be a kid
it is
the strange thing about Gross
is that the activity seemed to happen around him
a hell of a lot more than it happened
around anyone else apart from the family
themselves in fact it rarely
even happened in play fairs presence
some people think that there is a connection
between how much one is open to the experience
and how much one actually experiences
but skeptics say
that that's just proof that one hears
and sees what one wants to hear
I believe that perception has got a lot to do with it
but if it is really
happening though I think what is
the reason why he sees more activity
than play fair does is because I think
Janet really sort of goes to
love Maurice Gross
they spend a lot of time together
because he reminds her
she reminds him
of his daughter
he's sitting there and he's doing homework with her
and he's hanging out a lot and he's become
a comforting presence in the house
and you can see how she becomes emotionally closer to him
it's almost like she's letting him in on more
of the activity that is coming from her own brain
dangerous stuff
so if the more open you are to it
then the more likely it is that you're going to see it
I don't know
you want it too much
I'm out there looking forward
I watch the skies
when Natalie is down
so I've been alone so I've got a lot more
like one thing I did last night
I was out last night I drank
a bunch of whiskey alone again
and I got a bottle of white wine and I drank most of that
and I just sat on my stoop just looking at the skies
looking for UFOs all the time
living like the woman in the notebook
just staring at the heavens trying to remember the past
I'm always looking for UFOs
I put myself in scary situations
not really but I put it
I look for ghosts but they don't come
you put yourself in an icky spooky situation
I try to
just walking to weird spots
interestingly
when the Hodgson's went on holiday
to collect an on-see
the only incident
was when Peggy Hodgson was woken up
by the sound of a dog barking
coming from Janet's bed
that will only become important
in part two of this series
and when the Hodgson's returned
the activity picked up right where it left off
a sofa levitated four feet
off the ground
Janet was thrown eight feet out of a chair
the entity even managed
to freeze Margaret on the stairs
and she was only able to move with the help
of Maurice Gross
still a fun house
it's not bad
but they said the way they described the touch
was that it felt like pressure
like it felt like a cold pressure
wrapping around them almost like a wind tunnel
wrapping around them and all of a sudden
they just can't fucking move
then the messages started
Peggy called out to the spirit
asking it to write down any messages it had
so they could all stop with the goddamn knock
much to her surprise
five minutes later
she found a message on top of the fridge
it said
I will stay in this house
do not read this to anyone else
or I will retaliate
now it is true that the paper came
from one of Janet's notebooks
but Peggy stresses
that she was in the kitchen the whole time
after calling out to the spirit
and there was no way for one of the kids to sneak in
without her noticing
the next message showed up
on the living room table
it said
can I have a teabag
got a double meaning
Peggy obliged and placed a teabag on the table
and a few seconds later a second teabag
crumpled and torn
peered next to it
even though Peggy said she was alone in the room
later that day
Peggy's ex-husband showed up at the house
to make his monthly child support payments
just thrown at her with a fucking grocery bag full of pennies
I guess
cause he got it was very tense
every time he showed up
extremely tense
because this guy of course the ex-husband
like he didn't believe any of this stuff
so he just showed up
give her the money
laugh at her
a lot of times he had his much younger
much more attractive
new wife right on his arm
it's like a movie
and they're just like
like laughing at her
she's stuck in there
she's completely broke
she's got Maurice Gross
who won't fuck her
and I mean like
she's kind of hoping
I think in the little bit too
it's being like she's also kind of attracted
Maurice Gross trying to keep him around
and Maurice is just bathed
and all the attention
could be
and he's married
he's a happily married man
what's she up to during all this
his wife
patiently waiting
look at that
now Peggy going against the entity's instructions
showed the ex-husband the message
in a bid to get him to take her seriously
immediately after he left
she realized what she'd done
and apologized to the spirit
saying she hadn't remembered
the last part of the message
another paper appeared on the table
that said
a misunderstanding
don't do it again
I know who that was
that guy's scary sounding
but it also must be mentioned
that the handwriting
was pretty damn close to Janet's
I think that this was obviously
because she did admit to faking some stuff
and I think that this is
that's pretty intelligent stuff
for an 11 year old
I think that when you're
watching Beware the Slender Man
the new HBO doc
well I guess it's not that new
it's like a couple months old
and about the two little girls
that stabbed their friend
according to
you know like to Slender Man's whims
the lead girl not Morgan
I think has the traits of a psychopath
and I don't buy anything that she says
saying that she believes that Slender Man
wants her to join
and have her go to the mansion
doesn't believe anything
I think that little kids are surprisingly capable
of doing like very ornate
hoaxes and very clever things
and I think that this is the most innocent thing
that you could do
this is literally her
trying to make her mom feel better
like trying to like do a thing
and she saw her mom be so upset
that she just did this little joke
not a joke but like be like maybe this will help her
it's gonna be scary though
and you know if she was able to pull this entire thing off
that's a pretty damn good trick
for an 11 year old girl
between her and Lisa Simpson
I don't know who's smarter
oh my god
but either way that doesn't explain
how Janet was suddenly being thrown from her bed
night after night sometimes
followed by Margaret being thrown as well
Janet had also started
falling into trances
she would cry and scream the word
mummy over and over again
except she pronounced it
mamai
mamai
mamai
just real British nicknames
and when she spoke in these trances
it was creepy nonsensical shit
like
where's gober
he'll kill you
where's gober
he'll kill you
yeah and she did say gober
not gozer
interesting
and what's really interesting
is that
gobell
is actually a French word
it means
one
to swallow whole
two
to believe easily without evidence
or three
to take a shitload of acid or ecstasy
seriously?
cool
gobell
gobear
I'm sure I'm not pronouncing that right
and I'm sure people will let me know
we don't have a lot of French-speaking people
although we are going to be in Canada
we can ask the French-Canadian
there's going to be
but there's plenty of people that think
they're very clever speaking French out there
gober
gober
gober
gober
I just want to say gober
and then I say pack attack is on the attack
go pack gober
come on
Peggy even tried taking Janet to get some
mental help at a hospital
especially after these trances
but nothing seemed to get through to her
the only thing that seemed to calm her
or the activity down for any period of time
was spirit mediums
well also Peggy was anti
any psychiatrist seeing Janet at all
because she blamed
the son that appears to be
sent away for no reason
she blames a psychiatrist
for doing that to him
which also thinks you don't know what he did
I don't know what he did
I just see him with the Halloween mask on
like old Michael Myers
stabbing three or four babies
it was your fault psychologist
in fact in the very beginning
when
I think it was when Fallows told her
that he was going to contact the society
for psychical research
she fainted
because she thought that
psychical was more psychiatrist
who were going to send Janet away as well
it's a whole room of them
find a room
burn it down
now the second set of mediums
named Luis Gaspareto
and Elsie Dubugra
came from Brazil
when they arrived at the Hodgson House
they first went upstairs
to get in contact
with their spirit guides
I love Brazil
it's not
that's all these guys
don't even worry about it
I don't know
Mexico and Brazil
are very far apart from each other
different
they have a lot of that
that's Germany
yeah somebody that's closer
no it's like
I don't know
what's the same of those loud things
that they played during soccer matches
the Vizula
I don't know
when
the two Brazilians came back down
they yelled at Janet for a while
and both English and Portuguese
and Janet was perfectly fine again
now this is what Elsie wrote
about what she thought was wrong with Janet
I see this child Janet
in the Middle Ages
a cruel and wanton woman
who caused suffering to families of young men
some of these seem to have come back now
to get even with her
and her family
that's scary stuff
both Louise and Elsie claim
that Janet was an extremely powerful medium
and she began training at once
to control her powers
kind of like a Jedi
oh
it's kind of cool
it's kind of cool
she should have went to Brazil
can you imagine that
having chosen that life instead
leave fucking
this horrible place in the UK
go to Brazil
where it's nothing but sunshine
people with their tits out
beautiful butts
beautiful horror music
men are very attractive to Harry
and sometimes not Harry
and of course
Janet never did
which may explain the absolutely
shattered state
that she lives in today
she's still around
she's just in her early fifties
I mean 11 in 1977
she looks not to belabor the point
she looks haunted
she looks extremely haunted
at all times
kind of tired
yeah
but after that particular spirit healing session
Janet fell into another trance
pretty soon after they left
this time though
she started drawing pictures
but I think it's interesting
because Louise
one of the Brazilian mediums
his main thing was drawing pictures
doing automatic pictures
and it was kind of like he
maybe she saw that
and saw what he did
or that was like a thing
that he didn't do it there
but that's what he does
well play fair said that
they never mentioned it
in front of her
what it was that he actually did
that he did
because he would channel like
Renoir and draw pictures
in his style
now Janet
she started drawing pictures
of blood and knives
awesome
or just the word blood
over and over and over again
the only picture with any meaning
was one of a woman
with blood pouring from her neck
in the name Watson
written underneath
and when play fair asked Peggy
if she knew any Watson's
Peggy replied that the couple
who lived in the house before them
12 years earlier
had been named Watson
Peggy revealed that Mr. Watson
had died in the house
as for Mrs. Watson
she had died
not too long afterward
up the road
from a tumor in her throat
just like Janet had drawn
she's killing people with her drawings
wow
and that's where we'll pause
alright we've got ourselves
a real poltergeist here
oh yeah we'll be back next week
with the conclusion
of the infield poltergeist
the activity only escalates
it gets creepier
I think this story is better than the one
that was talked about in country 2
get the words out of here
oh my goodness
we don't need Christian superheroes
this is a much better story
Maurice Gross is such a good hero
he's a genuine
he's a genuine student of the paranormal
he wants to help this family
he's got nowhere to go
his wife
what they do with British wives
when men go out to war
they just put him to sleep
I don't know if that's true
I'm not sure if there's no evidence of that
and guy play fair like
he would make a great surly sidekick
like he would be the comic relief
a very dry humor
yes perfect
yes
and then Legos
everyone likes those
product placement
and that's product placement
for Legos
yes
wow
alright
so thank you
paranormal
paranormal
it's all coming together
alright let's see
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