Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 294: Bill Cooper Part II - The Secret Government

Episode Date: November 11, 2017

​On the conclusion to our Bill Cooper series we explore how the alien threat that began back in the forties under President Truman eventually led to the formation of a shadow government that rules over us to this day. Maybe.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left Now all I can so Bill Cooper Essentially has ruined Alex Jones for me, which is very sad. Oh, I know you're devastated, but I will say His body is the best body an alternative entertainment. Wow Alex Jones is an incredible body and I celebrate his body and I'm trying to get it and I started realizing You know what you do to get it? What's that? So I've been dieting like normal working out But what you got to do is a lot of weights come from your knees up

Holden big like like you're holding a big woman or a big man And you should they're grinding on you and you have to keep them from getting off your lap That's a good one Navy SEAL training. That's a lot of high-fat meats and Booses your killer. So you're you're going back to your Chris Farley diet Alex Jones got the way. He looks perfect by getting fat on whiskey All right, that's very true. All right, let's move on to before Alex Jones. There was a conspiracy theorist Bill Cooper We're on to part two of Bill Cooper and a lot to get to here a lot of crazy Who are we have to introduce? Oh my god, they know we are okay. We've had this argument before there was a whole show intro

Uh-huh. There's no place to escape to yeah, uh-huh welcome. It's the last podcast of our name said say you I am Ben That is Marcus Park. Oh, you just pointed at who that's Marcus Park. Hello. You're Henry Zabrowski. Yeah, I am Ben kissal Marcus speak Hello Marcus Oh, that's Henry we're on to Bill Cooper part two So before we get into the meat of the episode We got we got to make one correction right up top the man who Bill Cooper shot in his final stand did not actually die Yeah, he's innocent. That's great. No, he's not. No, no, he's still an attempted murderer. Well, you know In the end I think it shows me it shows me and it's your show all of you

He didn't really want to kill him. He shot him twice in the head, but He didn't shoot him with the singing bullets from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We're trying to kill him Bill Cooper had his own means and his own ways and the ways to the mains Well in the last episode we covered a range of chapters from Behold a pale horse on this one We'll be focusing completely on a chapter called the secret government in which Bill Cooper presents us with a big granddaddy of alien Conspiracies, I'm gonna say this also up top if you're listening to this podcast. Congratulations. We're very we're good We'd good at the show. All right, and we we like to provide content. We do a lot of work Oh, okay, what you got to do is stop listening to everything

Listening to everything that you do anything your parents or wife You're a husband stop listening these people stop listening to the podcast buy a copy of Behold a pale horse and read it And then listen to several of his lectures because there's no way you're gonna get all of the fun as fuck Important details that should be in the story find out meeting it fuck to you Now we are gonna be covering some ground we've already tread But it's important to review some of this so we can see the whole picture that whole picture is how all this specifically Probably led to the formation of the New World Order

NWO yes, I Got it The chapter we're talking about was based off a lecture Bill Cooper gave at a Mufon symposium in Las Vegas in 1989 which is ironic considering comments he made further into the chapter Can you imagine what the slot machines looked like during the Mufon conference? Sticky, yes, just the amount of just I will have my I was promised a free drink if I'm playing the slots And I have been playing the slots for two hours and no one has offered me a free drink I will say this I imagine they were unoccupied

Because Mufon members are very serious about attending the lectures. Yeah, they buy all the memorabilia They take a lot of notes and someone brought up to me on Twitter Is it technically if you were correct in the pronunciation of UFO of UFO it should be it could be Mufon But the thing is that Mufon is more about sounds right Mufon sounds better than Mufon Because Mufon just sounds like oh, man, I can't grow pubes See my girlfriend for my birthday But it's a bizarre attachment to a sex toy But before we get into Bill's very harsh criticisms of the UFO community

Let's take a trip with him all the way back to 1947 Just a seltzer water for me So the total count of extraterrestrial crash landings worldwide that we know of from January 1947 until December of 1952 sits at 16. Okay of those 16 13 were in America pay attention one in Arizona one in Nevada and

11 in New Mexico The others landed in Old Mexico and Norway scoring two in one respectively Well, how the hell the one landed Norway way off course I don't know they probably thought that they were going to Epcot and then they ended up in shitty real Norway Actually, that's not that's not true. Apparently Norway's very nice. We covered it in Norwegian black metal They said it's a very liberal loverly lovely country. That's so liberal and makes people mad Spread across those 16 ships were 65 aliens all deceased upon crashing But one whom we'll get to later two crafts alone one found near Aztec and the other near white sands both in New Mexico

Held 17 aliens. All right Well, there are bodies or mixtures or depending upon it's either conscious aliens and their organic robots If it's graze and whites if it's possible that it's Yeah, they mix oh, okay, they have to mix their employees employers. Oh, I see there's rules barely absorb Single thing we talk about. Yeah. Yeah, but perhaps even more terrifying besides concrete evidence The alien life existed was the fact that most of the ships were chalk full of human body parts No, you remember that during mixed into the alien phenomenon alien crash phenomena There's a lot of animal mutilations and also human mutilations and human implants that are done

And so what they're saying is is that when they go to these crashes and imagine this right for some reason It's all the Navy doing this shit too It's like the Air Force was like kind of a part of it They're only a part of it when they're in the sky the Navy handle them when they're on the ground Which I don't really understand why because Navy's it's for the sea I think maybe because you can keep a lot more secrets out on the ocean Well, maybe the government really didn't want them to do a good job So they brought the people who are good on water to the land and bought the land people to the water

Technically it's that is sound conspiracy theory. Thank you. It's a thought. Well, the Air Force wasn't actually created until 1947 So by the time these crash landings happened then the Air Force was still a pretty new Organization and some might say that the Air Force might have been created as a direct response to the alien threat You might say I'm definitely saying I know they so the Navy would go and go find these Chips that landed or crashed because something they found completely intact just there with dead aliens inside of it Sometimes they found them all ripped up and they would go and they're already body strewn everywhere And the or the thing would be ripped over the side like a bunch of aluminum foil because they said them like in Roswell It was very flimsy metallic material that they all seem to somehow the anti-gravitational

Engines that they use or the weird reactors that only work with water Which is apparently a thing that they said that they found these little football shaped things or as Bill Cooper said Larger than a football or a small basketball Yes Good but he's a Texan so And so they would go and they would they would go through these wreckage They don't know what it they're looking at but as they're digging through the like it wreckage They're finding all these feet and hands and shit like just in in it. It's like picked in pig farm

Yes, and I'm very concerned. So now they realize. Oh, this is part of where the secret keeping mechanism is gonna come in Because up to this point they were just finding alien bodies and ships right and so they were very like at this point It's just they it's just like a question being like what the fuck are these ships? What are aliens? Why are they here? They're already panicking as soon as they started finding knees Yeah, well this of course it caused quite a bit of alarm. So the government decided to do something about it That's something was the CIA Central intelligence agency Thank you

You're just gonna sort of try to cling on to the things you sort of under Yes the entire purpose of the CIA at least at first was to deal with the alien threat that Humanity had just been faced with for the first time. It was only later that the whole thing would get out of hand I don't know. I feel like once that first alien ship crashes in 1947 shit got out. Oh, yeah Now all this happened during the Truman administration and Truman's secretary of defense was an honest man named James Forrestal who believed wholeheartedly that the public should know about all this UFO business. He also may have been a little anti-Semitic He was very much so against the creation of Palestine. Hmm. I did not know that it's interesting

Well, if he was against the creation of Palestine that would make him pro-Israel it was something There's a lot of complicated issues in that world. Yo, I handle aliens Yeah, you know, we would post that's what I understand. I started reading about it And he seemed to be very upset. Well Truman decided that all this was best left to the shadows So he forced Forrestal to resign his post Forrestal then suffered a quote-unquote Mental breakdown and was remanded to the mental ward at Bethesda Naval Hospital And there according to Bill Cooper CIA agents tied one end of a bedsheet around Forrestal's neck and the other end to a fixture in His hospital room and threw Forrestal out the window the sheet broke and Forrestal fell to his doom

Yes, and people say that the fall caused his death, but actually I think it was the street Yeah, it could be it was called the CIA Christmas ornament. Yeah, it is like such a Ridiculously stupid way for the CIA to kill someone. Yeah Looney Tunes. Yeah Yeah, but you're gonna see a lot of weird logic and a part of it is sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction So if you want to make a thing that appear to be the truth, it has to look really weird stranger than fiction. See yeah Forrestal's diaries which were full of alien tidbits. It's pretty fucking cool His diaries are like the secret diaries of Laura Palmer or the book about the mysteries behind Twin Peaks Yeah, yeah, the secret that yeah the dossier the secret dossier

Which if you haven't read is fucking great and the second one is almost even better and for Forrestal's in there You gotta remember Forrestal was trying to he was gonna say like we need to do something of these alien basic all of this alien Shit's sort of coming in because now immediately. They're trying to compartmentalize Like I need to know basis who's gonna know about these aliens We have to keep a really really tight lid on all of this shit that's happening Forrestal was already kind of cracking. Yeah, if you'd MS because he was so fucking pure He couldn't handle the truth hard enough Well, it would destroy a lot of things if they found out about the aliens religion's gone the country is gone

Oh, you don't even know the half of it. Kissel. It's starting now. I don't know if you know I Know I think actually I'm afraid that I only know half of it Forrestal is really what his death was very fishy. Yeah, it was extremely fit and it did actually happen He did you know, he was you know at least fell out of a window. He was either thrown out or by himself committed suicide We don't really know but it was a fishy death and he wrote this Sort of final letter that was a poem that I forget that goes. It was like it was from some Greek play that was just about sadness and looking upon the rocks of the beach

But the final thing was like oh and then behold the soul of the nightingale and nightingale was the code name for one of the Nazi scientist groups that Forrestal helped bring to the United States during operation paperclip and he they're thinking that he may have been a Feeling guilt for having done that fair salamis the billows roar wander around the yet and sailors gaze upon the shore firm in the ocean set Thy son is in a foreign climb where Ida feeds her countless flocks far from thy dear Remembered rocks worn by the waste of time Comfortless nameless hopeless save in the dark prospect of the yawning grave Woe to the mother in her clothes of day woe to her desolate heart and temple's gray when she shall hear her loved one's story

Whispered in her ear. Whoa. Whoa will be the cry no quiet murmur like the tremulous whale of the lone bird The queerless nightingale. I gotta say he seems suicidal But what does this have to do with Bill Cooper? He's being very healing Smith. You sure as did. It's all have to it all has to do with Bill Cooper Oh, we're getting into it because that this is a huge story. That's all Coming together because Bill Cooper in this case. We're just talking about Bill Cooper's theories, right? You know, it's all coming together because those Diaries that were written by James Forrestal were taken

Rewritten edited and years later released to a CIA agent named Whitley Streep. Yeah Union and then he re-wrote it and released them as the book we know as Majestic and then Whitley Streeper became the worst dinner guest of all time Thank you so much for having me for dinner. It has been wonderful the mashed potatoes are so selky They're so wonderful. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, so worked really hard on this Yeah, it's really it means a lot when the alien first raped me Spread me so open that the cracks of my anus It was dry down there. It was February. So I was getting ashy around my lips

So just the stretching of it cracked. Oh, it's so funny. We also have green beans Green beans long and thin. Yeah, like like the fingers of the gray Okay, as he slowly penetrated my anus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, try the steak Well speaking of pop culture, let's return to that surviving alien We mentioned earlier that creature was found wandering the deserts of New Mexico following the The Roswell crash. It was like so funny to think about this cute like alien all alone And he was named E.B. by his captors ex-itressial Biological entity E.B. E.B. Okay, and it took two full years of captivity and

Interrogation for E.B. to start spilling secrets, but eventually he opened up. Oh my god. Just give him a coke Don't they see don't they see the advertisements? You know, I know We're gonna get it to why he couldn't have a coke and a smile No, the things we learned from E.B. were compiled into the infamous yellow book now Henry Could you tell us with a yellow book? Of course I can now with the yellow book started as was a notebook that the guy that was Assigned to E.B. his interrogator who eventually and his hostage taker and eventually turned friend a An unnamed lieutenant that would sit and take notes of what E.B. said now originally when they would ask questions of E.B. E.B. didn't want to

Aliens have a lying problem, which is the weird thing it pops up. They have a problem with lying. They always lie Agendas that are past us they have agendas over past us and I think they cold their cards really close to their chest They don't want used to know the plants because I think a lot of the plans have to be you'll be dead in 2200 Well, you have to be like really fill us in the whole plan because we're just waiting here We're just batteries or we're being used for hybrid program And once we're done with it, we'll be fucking shucked to the side kissle. All right. Yeah, do not trust the aliens I don't I never have E.B. was so cute that he would only answer questions that had a positive answer So it's stuff be like so E.B. What is um?

What's your favorite television show? I? Like Jackie Gleason He is funny the way he threatens to beat his wife So but uh, so when will I die E.B.? Is It soon no, you're nodding your head E.B. Was aware that the honeymooners was problematic. Well, what's funny Henry's that you may have brought up Jackie Gleason. I Know I know exactly why Jackie Gleason Jackie Gleason is story about LBJ Nickson Nickson No, I heard LBJ. I heard Nickson. I heard it was an alien. Yes, he went to go LBJ or Nickson show Jackie Gleason a dead alien body

Because Nickson and Jackie Gleason were friends and one night Nickson and Jackie Gleason were hammered at the White House And Jackie Gleason say anything about it wasn't until a few years ago the Jackie Gleason's wife came out But she wanted to say it in her biography, but her biography got scrubbed by the powers that be but word got out order of the Nine Publishing companies. Yeah, so the yellow book ended up being just his notes Well, we're gonna find out there's we already did in project Serpo the yellow book at some point Transforms into a digital square that holds the story of all humankind So the yellow book is the notes of the person who was interrogating E.B. Yes, and the yellow book was just the

E.B. Began to describe how the human being how we how we got here and the story of his people Okay, well, unfortunately E.B. Got sick in 1951 and none of the doctors knew what to do is E.B. Was closer to a plant than a human That's why I can't have a coat I can't have a coat because his system was all about chlorophyll. Oh my goodness You can't even have a Pepsi, but he's under ground Yeah, because we're gonna be like he has to be underground because that's where all our biggest secrets are kept So we can't get the light and the nutrients he needs There's only like a young person really smart big brain above average intelligence, maybe named Sheldon

No Sheldon maybe could have broken That would have been a good story for each Sheldon to have ended up being brought down to Los Alamos and then E.B. shoots him with a fucking laser Skeletons exposed well who they did bring in was a botanist named dr. Guillermo Mendoza He sounds like a Robin Williams Hispanic character You mean it tell me I thought they come to look at a rose you make me look at this tiny man

Well, I'm not sure he might not have sounded Well, we'll say that one's up in the air Well, even though they brought in dr. Mendoza, E.B. died anyway on June 2nd, 1952 And this is where the pop culture comes in almost 30 years to the day after E.B.'s death a thinly veiled version of E.B.'s story was told in the heartwarming family film E.T. Now, there's a lot of this there's a lot there's gonna be a ton of this We're gonna talk about I love E.T. because Steven Spielberg used a consultant for this movie and close encounters of the third kind that was a

member of Project Blue Book and with he would go talk because what project blue book is a real thing a Disinformation fucking center, which we'll get into too But it was a real entity of the government and he uses them as a consultant and he told him these stories And but he says oh it had nothing to do with E.B. It's a story about his imaginary friend that he had when Steven Spielberg's parents got divorced Which he's fucking obsessed with he sounds like fucking David Berkowitz He is constantly in his documentary Spielberg documentary He's like mate period

Drown your fucking tears with your precious money With those jaws t-shirts you can't stuff a heart with cash. That's true. You know you it needs love now Even though Dr. Mendoza couldn't save E.B. That's not to say the government didn't do everything they could to save him They broadcast a distress signal into space calling the whole effort Project Sigma and even though no answer came from the ebons as E.B.'s race was called The communication with alien races which was deemed to be a worthy cause so to deal with this sector of alien relations President Truman created the national security agency the NSA and now the NSA

Technically according to Bill Cooper or not hold beheld to any laws that specifically name the NSA to them That's like a part of their their way that was developed the way they created because this is also created by executive orders Which is a kind of a funny thing where the CIA was just made with a piece of paper The NSA was made with a piece of paper and of the basic we're also find out the NSA was the perfect shell Corporation the shell entity to put all of the black ops money underneath and so no one questioned where the money went to Because it went to the NSA and the NSA was outside of the law. So there's nobody who could go there's a checks and balances As far as things went 1990 a lot of secret Nazis in the country though Yes, they were finding them well

They were there were a lot of secret Nazis in the country and some of them were working for us Yeah, they were working for us But in what capacity were they working for us? Were they actually working for us or were they all just a part of the fucking smoke screen? I'll tell you one thing none of them watered that frickin plan That alien that would have kept the damn thing alive water. It's easy. I don't know what to do We've spun it around 360 times. I have no we kick it eight times a day Well as far as things went in 1991 when Cooper wrote Behold a Pale Horse the NSA's primary function was communicating with alien races

But that was about five presidents back. So things might have changed since then things have gotten more subtle. Hmm I don't know about that. The problem with all this was the alien issue was by no means confined to American borders But communicating with other nations meant a larger possibility that the secret would get out So a group was formed to oversee the communication. Guess what this fucking piece of shit group was called the Bilderberg group Nicknamed the Bilderbergers the Bilderbergers It's a good also name for a chain. It's a good name for a chance a good name for a game I love it. Also if check out the documentary a good American It's all about Bill Benny who was quite important when it comes to the NSA

Oh a different topic matter, but check that one out. Oh good American. All right disinformation No, Bill Benny is very legit From the Bilderbergs group beginnings as nothing more than a glorified bureaucracy The Bilderbergers eventually became one of the main arms of the secret government. Do you see where we're going here? I see as I see a McDonald's M Aliens Fit into the Illuminati like this the Illuminati which we are finding out is many many board meetings It's conference rooms that have been occupied by men that are on in many different meetings at the same time

Like there's a meeting happening on the phone But there's also a meeting happening inside of the room and so And there are many different bureaucratic arms when we do that list of the different groups that consist of the Illuminati Basically what you're talking about is all different arms functions of the Illuminati certain sections of it are in charge of other things It's a gigantic system of bureaucracy Yeah That is meant to be super confusing and it all supposed to point up to the order of the nine Which who knows what that is?

We don't know what those people are but the Bilderbergers were supposed the idea was getting everybody on the same page Yeah, because now these aliens are showing up everywhere People make willy-nilly deals back and forth with these aliens and they're showing up and we have to figure out how do we deal with it? We'll go, we'll get into that Yeah, it's kind of strange So while alien contact in the 20th century began with Truman It didn't really ramp up until Dwight D. Eisenhower came on the scene. Yeah Just in his first year alone nine more discs crashed in America for an Arizona two in Texas

Just one in New Mexico one in Montana and one in Louisiana Oh you gotta help that gumbo I'll tell you that Mr. Alien, you'll have to do something It's a gross exaggeration of the Louisiana people I need water I just need water Oh, we ain't got no water down here We don't got nothing, we got a rule

And you put that brown sauce on it I don't know what it is But it's spicy enough make your feet sweat I just want water He's very legitimately hungry now Even so legitimate, it is hard to find water in New Orleans Oh sure, absolutely Well honestly though Dwight D. Eisenhower, he does look a bit like an alien

Yeah, he kind of does So maybe they thought that they were taking control He's got a bulbous head, top heavy He's very, what's his name? Like the quarterback Reminds me of Like the quarterback Not the secret gay one

Terry Bradshaw Nope The other not secret gay one Not Troy Eggman Peyton Manning Peyton Manning And who is the secret gay one? Troy Eggman

Troy Eggman Just alright, you know what That's fine Dwight D. Eisenhower's farewell speech by the way Is the greatest presidential speech of all time About everything that actually happened So you do wonder Maybe extraterrestrial influence

He knows exactly what fucking I just punched Kissel in the arm I don't know what I didn't feel it He warned against the military industrial complex If you want to know more about that Watch the documentary Fog of War Yes

Which is fantastic But a part of remembering So Dwight D. Eisenhower, he was a general Right? So part of what generals do In the way they lead And they said that would make him really effective Is he was very good at delegating responsibility He would form committees of people he trusted

And when they gave him an answer of what to do He would go like Go solve this problem They would figure it out He'd come, he would activate it And he made sure that he surrounded himself What he believed with our trust with the people That would help make the whole system

Run really smoothly Are you describing a president with like Good leadership skills? Yes Because I don't Never experienced one of those The problem is that he over-leadershipped himself Into the NWO

Like he made this happen By essentially handing the keys To guess who Nelson Rockefeller Oh my god I'm getting the meat sweats Yeah, he knew he had to do something about the alien business But he knew going public or even congressional

Because he's like Aliens popping everywhere He's used to it He's like, I just got done with the crouts I just learned that you can't trust an Italian And now I'm here with Zip Zapp and fucking Bigity Bongs everywhere Oh well Now this is somewhat understandable

Given that the Rockefellers Help to put Ike in office But Eisenhower's decision To involve one of the wealthiest families in the world Along with involving the council On foreign relations Which Eisenhower was a member of Proved to be a fatal decision

I remember when we say stuff like council And foreign relations And trilateral commissions And all these like this is just dudes in a room That our government just gives money to And they just sit and come up with answers To questions that are all like Not in factoring humans as a part of the problem

You know what I mean? Like lives They just sit and they say stuff being like Well if we just get rid of 350,000 of them Then we'll have our solution right there There's enough chocolate for everyone Yeah, it's just people who will help them out And they got a job

So Eisenhower and Rockefeller together Formulated a group that would work As a kind of alien task supervision secret structure As Bill Cooper called it And within a year that structure would emerge As Majesty XII Okay, interesting Yes, now Majesty XII

It's all over the place And Bill Cooper technically does change name Three or four times He calls it Majority XII He calls it Majestic XII He calls it Majesty XII And like Donald Trump being president Every single time he says something

Even if it's different That's the new name of it Okay That's now the name of it I guess so But you remember it did not start as Majesty XII It started as a thing called the Planning Coordination Group And then eventually turned into a thing called

The Special Group Which is kind of funny Yeah, it doesn't really sound so good Because it's just circle paper That's for a while they were using circle paper And it was a big crayon Why do we use that on square paper? And they all sat in chairs

Those bouncy chairs Oh my goodness Then you get an exercise well you set Then it became Majesty XII Okay Now within ten years Majesty XII would have the power To murder presidents

But we're getting ahead of ourselves Yeah, fucking dog meat Why are you doing this? My goodness, gracious So later on in 1953 We Americans started tracking huge objects Moving through space towards Earth Turns out these objects were spaceships

So Project Play-Doh Was created to put us in contact with them Aliens contained within those spaceships Were the great Honestly, Project Play-Doh With the Special Group does sound like a It is what? It sounds like a special kindergarten

It's just how you do a bunch of If a bunch of senators got Remember the movie Regarding Henry When the lawyer got shot in the head Then he becomes a member of the Special Group It's like you've got a bunch of senators Now are a member of the Special Group And you're like, no this is really important guys

It's Project Play-Doh That's right And you see his brother in the movie Something about Mary Which I just re-watched It's very good Project Play-Doh realized That you could talk to them using binary code

And actually there was three visitations The first visitations were Nordics There were people, there were aliens that looked like us The second group was a group of aliens For some reason that we now deal with Large nose greys That they talk about quite a bit If I remember correctly

The tall, the Nordics that showed up That's when Valiant Thor showed up Yes, he was in there Valiant Thor is a Venusian Yes No I know but he was just hitching a ride He was there, he was hitching a ride So Valiant Thor is there

He's all naked because he wears an invisible A transparent outfit And he wore clothes underneath the transparent outfit What's the point of that? Because he was trying to be normal He desperately wanted to be American He came and was like I come to America thinking this is where the Venusian

Can really make I want to make a headphone I'm making the best of headphones in the world Now after a quick chat with the greys It was decided that the greys Would leave a hostage with us Until they could return with the treaty To solidify relations and negotiate

In exchange for advanced technology Between America and the Aetherians As they were called They called themselves That possibly could have been a lie They said that they were from Betelgeist Betelgeist, Betelgeist No, don't say they're not

I've seen the extras But what now? Serious question What technology do we have That the aliens would want? To get into it The technology, my friend, was our bodies We're about to get into it

Listen to us They would love me But Bill Cooper says again He thinks that they were lying About where they were from Because they may have actually been from Mars Yeah, either been from Mars Or been from inside the Earth

Yeah But then out wide they fly Just listen Just be a good man No, I am listening I am listening Instead of taking time to talk I'm not taking time to talk

Technically, he is listening He is listening He is asking questions He is being curious I am sorry I don't mean to be defensive I understand Now at the same time

That these aliens were orbiting the equator A different race of humanoid aliens Called the Ashtar command Landed at an air force base in Florida These are the space hippies They said that we should not trust the other race As they were only in the game To use us

Sounds like the space hippies might be paranoid Yeah I don't know who did it Maybe it was all that space ganja That's fun And by the way The landing in the desert of the Greys You know what that was turned into?

What? Close encounters of the third kind Oh my goodness Also fed to Steven Spielberg From the same exact consultant Yes Which is different than just encounters of the third kind It's much more awkward

Close encounters of the third kind It's a breakup offense I'm standing quite close to me Yeah, it's very Seinfeld Yeah Well the space hippies said that we shouldn't trust the Greys As they were only in the game to use us And the space hippies wanted to negotiate as well

But their conditions proved to be untenable As they demanded We completely dismantled all of our nuclear weapons In exchange for quote unquote spiritual development They were Russians They were Russians No, the Russians are actually working in conjunction with us Yeah, we're working with them

Because the Russians are They're saying the same shit to the Russians They're saying, oh no, we're only working with you Basically, we're talking to the Russians Realizing the aliens are telling them That they're only working with them And the aliens are telling us They're only working with us

They're lying to everybody So is this where like start one, start two comes? Strategic times or a reduction treaty? Absolutely not Okay No, no, absolutely not I like your logic But actually what ended up happening is

Just trying to find any kind of thing I could understand Once a year Two nuclear submarines dock with each other Underneath a polar ice cap And in that meeting The Ruskies were given their script for the year They get their script to play Because they're the villains, right?

And they dock like two cocks inside of each other It's tip inside tips Right, I see And they would meet at the center of the tips Oh, I see, okay Now, the space hippie said That only when we become fully, spiritually developed By their standards

Would we receive their technology As they believe that we would only use new advanced technology To further destroy ourselves Which, considering what we've done with the internet technology We were eventually given by the Aetherians Probably would have been the right move We weren't ready for all this yet No, of course not

We could not have handled their space ships yet Well, we tried, didn't we? Didn't we, dog? I don't think we're going to handle them right now Absolutely not Now, we of course said no to the space hippies Which isn't the craziest thing in the world honestly Because if all this is true

And that's one big honking god damn if Then I'd imagine Eisenhower was scared shitless By all these aliens Suddenly showing up all at once And you have to remember this time This was right after we used the atomic bomb And I was looking at Dan Carlin's Hardcore history

I believe it was called End of Days I believe it was the End Days And it was about the world Right after we dropped the atomic bomb And what he was saying was really I mean like the US at this point We had the most powerful weapon To us in the galaxy

And that was a big chip We are not ready to let that go We're not ready That's a big negotiating tactic that we always had And so they held on to that for a long time Because there was a hot second Right before we decided to say We have to stop nuclear proliferation

There was a second where they were like We blow up Moscow We blow up Beijing There was a whole plan We're just like We just wipe out all of our enemies right now Oh yeah And so imagine that

So you're having a real meeting That's like a fun war That's like a super fun war games meeting too Let's see what happens So we blow up Blow it up Any part of the world Think about that

So one meeting is having a very legit Very tense meeting About the Russians The Chinese We're going to blow them all up Using atomic weapons And then the While that's happening

Two submarines are underneath The Arctic Arctic fucking glaciers Just sitting there being like I was fucking idiots Wasting my time They're slapping each other Blowing each other's girlfriends

Just having a great time You know what I mean Just enjoying each other in the submarine That sounds fun And so we went with the Aetherians Now if you'll remember from our valiant Thor episodes We already talked about the deal Eisenhower Made with the aliens

Specifically with a diplomat Called his omnipotent highness Krill And that's spelled K-R-L-L Little pretentious Little pretentious According to It's three elves Excuse me

Three elves Three elves Krill Krill There's an obscene amount of elves And then because American soldiers cannot handle The title omnipotent highness

They would call him Satirically his official hostage Krill Now the deal was that In exchange for advanced alien technology The aliens would be allowed to periodically Abduct humans on a limited basis So that they could perform

Medical experiments And monitor our development The reason behind that Was that the DNA structure Of the aliens was breaking down They couldn't reproduce anymore So they figured by studying A race that was alien to them

Humans they could figure out A way to get back to reproducing Because it was kind of a Children of midden type of scenario It's like what Ma did To the big Lebowski When she had him go Get to the medical doctor there

And get the checkup on the old testicles He's a good doctor He's a good doctor Very thorough Very thorough So she could procreate Also if there's one thing Humans are good at

And they talked about this as a point This is not just me being Henry Sparowski They knew if humans are good At one thing They're good at fucking They were like Humans fuck

We like juicing them They are attracted to humans Which is very interesting It's a part of it too We make them super horny Look at our live bodies Can you imagine Because it's differently

Like horny But the thing is about all this Is that it was promised That the experiments would be Completely harmless And the experimentes Would be returned to the exact spot Where they were found

With their memories wiped No harm, no foul Yeah, of course Yeah, human being You won't be shattered By that psychologically at all In addition to make sure We knew everything was on the up and up

The aliens would provide Would provide Majesty 12 With a list of all the abductees On what I assumed to be A quarterly report Now we would also construct Underground bases Where the humans and aliens

Could work together Like we talked about In our Dulce episodes And we also built A top secret facility Out in the desert For the testing of Experimental alien aircraft

Code named Area 51 Now this is where The money comes in NSA was using this as good So they were hiding All the money Or the ones that they used The NSA as the excuse

To put all this black up Budget money in there The president at the time The idea was that The system would go from then on The president would have No idea how these systems worked Or what they were doing

Who we got now We got Nixon Or we got LBJ Right now We're still in Eisenhower This is them setting up the system What would happen now Is that basically

Under the auspices Of we're building places For the president to hide In cases of emergency We're building these gigantic Underground structures We know we're using them For the working on alien

Human technology hybrids Right? And also genetic experiments And all this bullshit And a part of what But we're telling future presidents No, no, no, no We're building golf courses

Underground golf courses Now in other words Bill Cooper's secret Government conspiracy Includes damn near Every alien conspiracy there is Good, it's the best one And we're like hundreds here

Oh, we're talking Dozens at the very least Dozens Yeah, I mean we're talking About the legitimate Alien conspiracy With the big meaty fat ones We just don't understand

This is just a field day Every other sentence Is another research hole Yeah, yeah And we're just getting started Alright And speaking of which Let's really get into

Majesty XII Arroneously called Majestic XII By those not in the know One poor, suspender-wielding UFO expert Specifically Yes

No, Majesty XII Actually had 19 members There was Nelson Rockefeller Naturally A few of Ike's cabinet members J. Edgar Hoover Who, who, who, interesting Six guys from the Council

On Foreign Relations Called The Wise Man And six dudes from the Jason group Don't even say Jason It's capital, it's capital letters Yeah, J-A-S-O-N All in capitals

Is it an acronym Or is it just the Jason group No, no, I don't think so No, it comes from Jason and the Golden Fleece Yes That's where the idea is That it's always been

An Illuminati thing We're gonna talk about this Right now, so Now, the Jason group Who I actually never heard of Before Bill Cooper Was a secret society of scientists Formed during the Manhattan Project

Which was the operation That gave us the atomic bomb And the Jason society Actually sounds a hell of a lot Like the comic book The Manhattan Projects Which gives us Another pop culture reference point

Manhattan Projects If you've never read it It's fucking fantastic It's the best comic book Come on, in the last ten years But also clearly The Jason society Either was formed then

Or it's always been around And actually technically What it was is because It's always been around It was a member of the order Of the quest Order of the quest Is a level of the Illuminati

Which is the top tier Jason society was on the same level As order of the nine And then it's who's their boss Double, double top tiers Always Look at that Now you may ask

If it's called Majesty 12 Why are there 19 members? Why ask it stupid questions? If it's Majestic If it's Majesty 12 Why are there 19 members? That's what I would like to ask And technically I just did

Well, the first rule Of Majesty 12 Is that no decision can go forward Unless at least 12 members Vote yes It's like grand jury duty Actually it is Very much so

Interesting Is that really how grand jury duty works? Yeah, there's like 19 to 22 people And 12 have to agree to indict Which is why the entire system Is completely corrupt And it's an absolute bullshit Procedural event

It's also why Majesty 12 Could be real And those decisions That were decided on by at least 12 Were carried out as the majority 12 Directives So just two years into the 1953 Human alien Plato treaty

As it was called It was becoming clear that the Ethereans were not holding up Their end of the bargain Now we were getting plenty of technology But we were starting to find The mutilated remains of both animals And humans all across the country

Yep And increased And also What I love is this The aliens were not sending in their paperwork And it's just really weird It seems like weird that like This far far advanced culture would show up

And it all stood in the room With all of our fanciest generals And scientists And also looking up there And they were like So now Ethereans We're gonna sign this piece of paper

And we're all gonna agree to do this right And they're like Yeah Yeah definitely Yeah I mean It's not like I walk through a wall To come in here It's not like I traveled from

Betelgeist to be here Are you lying about Betelgeist? No I love it Get the paperwork in Yeah these guys The majesty 12 It's like they're asking the aliens

To submit like 1099 Because it's government Well you need it It's government The aliens must have just really hated Big government At the end of it it's just like You know the American people

They are really They are up their own ass With this bureaucracy The Illuminati is a very Democratic idea What tech were we getting at this point? People had TVs I guess Well the type of tech that we're getting

They actually rolled out Over the next 50 or so years The tech that we got from it Like wifi The internet All that type of stuff Supposedly Despite all of the evidence

To the contrary That humans created all that stuff Supposedly The aliens gave that stuff to us And all of the people actually working on That stuff were just sort of busy bees That we kind of We gave them the technology

Because they work on it for a while And be like Oh hey you created the internet Congratulations They also came up with the idea Of putting cameras inside of the refrigerator So that you don't have to open the door You just press the button on the panel

On the front of the refrigerator And it just shows footage From inside of the refrigerator Well What? It saves coldness Is that a thing? Yes

Yeah That's the dumbest damn thing I ever heard of When I went refrigerator shopping I became lost in options Because in Los Angeles You have to buy your own refrigerator It's not like in New York You have to provide yourself

Right And I started being like Well I want the cheapest one possible And then I started looking at the elite Like platinum level refrigerators You don't even have to open the door Yeah smart fridges I can set it from my phone

I can watch footage from inside of my refrigerator Longingly look at ketchup You know I'm just on the train As if the movie Sausage Party is real Are you expecting an interaction Between the mustard and the ketchup? Well I tell you what If they do come alive

There's going to be a bit of a sausage Holocaust in my own Because I'm not having talking food In my freaking house No you can't have it I mean it's your house You're paying right there So when we finally confronted the aliens

About all this stuff They said alright You got us We've been harvesting glandular secretions For years And sometimes things go wrong But it's necessary for our survival As the harmless experience

Weren't really doing much for it My big question So you're a lot of work on a need to know basis Aliens were going to need to know basis too And you didn't technically need to know What we were doing To the Whitley streamers of the world I guess not

Now armed with this information We started to dig a little deeper Into the alien story If they were lying to us about this What else were they lying about? And just how long Had the aliens been coming here anyway And I tell you what

The lock screen and alien cell phones Really difficult to get through So you can't look at their texts We discovered through crack research Mostly in the Vatican The aliens have been manipulating us For centuries through religion Witchcraft and the occult

And that includes the book of Revelation Apparently the pope has a box Filled with secret prophecies I don't know if this is true or not I hope it is I hope it's stuff like you The pope could just go I mean like on Tuesday

I will purchase a pastrami sandwich And put it in and then on Tuesday He's like The prophecy has come to pass You just got to get a pastrami sandwich Yes Yeah Now when we confronted the aliens about this

They said yeah you got us again So they're really up front When we do confront them When we do confront them they're like Yeah Okay Okay Interesting

They also told us That they had traveled forward in time And had seen that these events At least in the current timeline Were sure to come to pass What it said is that What they found in the Vatican prophecies Is that the earth was going to explode anyway

That it basically Our treatment of the environment And our use of weapons Is going to kill us no matter what Isn't that Isn't that molten lava In the center of the earth Going to get real hot one of these days

I was reading Well I mean there can I was reading that Actually like there are a volcanic event Catastrophic volcanic events Could very well be in our future These volcanoes could actually erupt At any moment

They could happen now When it happens Right now When it happens Can we cold it the global hot pocket event Yeah we can We're not going to be alive To call it the global hot pocket

We can call it whatever you want to call it We can joke about it for like two weeks And then we're all just going to kind of suffocate Yeah yeah yeah Man hot pockets are hot though What's wrong with them in there It's ridiculous Well using technology borrowed from the aliens

And working in conjunction again With the Soviet Union Us Americans created project Rainbow Traveled to the future And also confirmed that this prophecy Was true And that sounds familiar

That's from the Philadelphia experiment as well So how far did they travel into the future I don't know how far did they travel 20 leagues I remember that Obama was a part of it Well Obama traveled to Mars Well he had to What the hell did Obama travel to Mars

You don't remember Philadelphia experiment That was Project Pegasus Project Pegasus Yeah that wasn't Well Project Rainbow and Project Pegasus Were kind of running Next to each other They were next to concurrent

Next to each other But they were two I mean they were talking They were blabbing They were in different conference rooms That's how it goes Maybe the urinals or something They would cross paths

You wonder why it's so hard to get a conference room Booked at your office Because the Illuminati is coming there And they have booked it Because they have meetings logged Yeah okay So what were they to do then Armed with this information

Well Eisenhower tapped the boys From the Jason Society And they came up with three plans Known as alternative one Two and three Alternative one was to Blast holes in the stratosphere Using nuclear weapons so all the heat

And pollution and bad stuff could escape No no no no no no no no I like that one No no no I don't think it's a good idea Eisenhower no no no no no I think that's a great idea After that we would change as a global culture From an exploitative species

Into one of co-operations And after that was deemed to be A really fucking stupid idea What are you talking about How do you get the smoke out of your house A chimney To make a huge chimney On the south pole

Get it out of here The earth is not a log cabin If you pop a hole in the stratosphere I seem to think we're more like a balloon And then everything would go out the hole And they said that's the reason why we maybe Have a hole in the ozone layers Because they tried to do it

Well Bill Cooper said that They may have tried alternative one But that's just speculation That's speculation I like alternative one Bad speculation of course Well alternative two Positives that they could build

A huge network of underground cities and tunnels Where the privileged few would survive While the rest of us burned on the surface Kind of like the fallout games Oh yes Or Dennis Leury and his motley crew And demolition men No not really

Okay They were just They were just poor They were eating rats They were eating goods Shut down How am I going to shut down Yeah because

Well they just put the poor people down in the sewers That's what demolition men look Yeah but if you think about it They're also elite in their own special way Interesting They had that fun restaurant though I remember that nice restaurant The rat restaurant

They had the rat restaurant And they had that bitch in car Yes Yeah they were doing okay I tell you what I'm going to need more than a couple of shells To clean up my mess half the time You are disgusting

No alternative two is a little more plausible But then there's alternative three Alternative three proposed That we would use the alien technology Where we'd already been given To establish colonies in space Bill Cooper said At the time of his writing in 1991

There had been a moon colony Named Adam That had been around since the fifties Cool Now here's where things get interesting How do we fund all of this bullshit Where's the money going to come from We have to start taxing plastic bags

That's a very smart Very very smart How do we pay for moon bases And underground bases And experimental aircraft facilities Without congress No way Because congress is a bunch of fucking busybodies

Well they control the purse Well it had been decided Judging from the reactions of the four civilians present At the signing of the 1953 alien human play-doh treaty That the public would not be able to handle The reality of aliens on earth They had a dude right Did you read that letter that the guy wrote

That after the meeting with the aliens No And he was like My life is over My world is shook to its very core I cannot see an alien ever again This guy was fucked up He was like a reporter right

Yeah he was just fucked He didn't know what to do I understand Yeah people cannot handle change very well Yeah And it followed that if the public could not be told Then congress couldn't be told either Because they'd have all the debating and voting

That would need to be told Everybody just I would like our congressman or woman to tell us If there was an alien life out there Well they totally would And it's a civilian government So you know these people are coming in and out They're voted into office

And they're out two four years later What are they gonna do then? Sometimes except for these creeps Who stick around their entire lives And ruin our fucking government All senators do is play the sit down game with children We don't want to get into that We don't want to get into that

Although it is proving to be very true Dennis Hastert Roy Moore Yeah Okay we'll get into it And so to fund all these projects They needed outside funds Which is where the CIA's habit of justified

Illegal activities began Specifically their involvement in the illegal drug market Now if you look at this right This is where I love fucking Bill Cooper He ties just enough real things That are motives that you could see You could see how they thought this out And how logically they could

If the CIA is running shit The CIA and the NSA are the ones that are doing all of it And they're completely in charge Because Eisenhower said from the very beginning The way he governed And the attitude that ran through the whole thing Said just do it He's like cause it's a military idea

Of being like just tell me when it's done And then it's done I don't care what you do But just show me results Delegation of authority Yes and so CIA knew Okay so we're just going to do our way And this is how they've already did it

Cause we've already seen it It's like all of the contras We saw all that kind of shit Where it's like this shit's already happened So maybe, just maybe Some of that drug money went to the aliens Ah the drug money went to the aliens The CIA couldn't have done it alone

At least at first They got their first foothold With the help of future president And member of the council on foreign relations George H.W. Bush David Copperfield Oh man Herbert Walker

Alright and of course he was the head of the CIA At this point He wasn't the head of the CIA yet Not yet Before he was the head of the CIA He was CEO of the Zapata Oil Yes And he allowed the CIA to use the Zapata Oil

Offshore drilling rigs As launching pads to smuggle illegally Illegal drugs Marijuana, cocaine and heroin Into the country Man that's one groovy fucking drilling rig Cool drilling rig You want to get positioned on that drilling rig

Man this fucking weed everywhere Just like bop bop bop It's like Richard Speck's jail cell in there Oh my Now America had been using these drugs Long before the CIA got involved But once the CIA did get involved That's when things truly reached epidemic proportions

And this was all under the direction Of MJ-12 Maj. D-12 Oh Now you may be thinking Guys We only landed on the moon in 1969 Yeah I'm just thinking like man

We only landed on the moon in 1969 Right Yeah How do we have moon bases A full eight years before that Right Well the answer Is that the space program

At least the Rubik's Space Program NASA Henry Never a straight answer The secret government's second source of funding Yep And for that matter The whole Cold War was nothing more than a charade

So both sides could funnel money Into secret alien projects that we both worked on In conjunction with each other Because a part of it was supposed to be Is that we all got to get on the same page Can't trust the aliens We got to figure out how to trust each other And at the same time

The Cold War allowed us to keep all our economies going Because basically now we're on an arms based economy We're doing all this money We're doing military anyway And now we got to send our boys to space Without anybody knowing about it That means we got to make super quiet space machines We still spend less on average GDP

We only spend 3.3% of our GDP on military Isn't that something 600 billion dollars But the Russians were spending a lot more Is what I was saying We got a nerd alert Oh my God Oh you already know how to do that

Oh you don't know how to do that Nerd alert Well you know even the moon base That was a joint alien US-USSR base And for years The only time the Ruskies weren't involved Was a brief two year period When they were banned

For trying to gain control of the base An event that cost 66 people their lives Which we covered on our secret space program episode Did we cover that one Or was that I thought that was a reptilian based No no no no I'm pretty sure it's that

The Ruskies He could have been Ruskies or the time In that story It might have been the reptilians And then it swishes as to who's aligned with who And maybe the Ruskies are actually Members of the reptilian race Or they are puppeted by the reptilian race

Or the fact that reptilians weren't even there In the first place And they weren't even in space They were living on Earth There's a whole lot of different stories If you want to talk about a world leader Who looks like a reptilian I mean you can't go wrong with Nikita Khrushchev

Sure Yep Look at that man Yeah Now John F. Kennedy I mean Gorbachev literally looked like a map Well now It's time to bring JFK into the mix

Oh my goodness Now when he showed up being president He wanted the pope to rule He wanted the pope to take over He wanted pussy hairs up to his eyelids He was in there to swill whiskey Hang out with Marilyn Monroe Look at his wife's hats

Drive limos around He didn't want to deal with the super secret space system John F. Kennedy didn't know about any of this And he was actually upon himself For the first year or two Cuban Missile Crisis all for show We were never in any real danger But sometime in 1963

Kennedy stumbled upon the truth The aliens The drug running everything He contacted Majesty XII And told him first Knock off all that drug run You gotta knock it off I'm sitting here

And you mean to tell me there's coke Come in this country There's a common old white house You bring it to me first I gotta take What is the quality of this coke I need to take a look at it Because also he's getting juiced up with that shot

Yeah, no, he's all about methamphetamines But he's doing it pharmaceutically He's doing it the legal way Well, he's getting pep shots They're like pep shots And they're like He's gonna beat 12 shots Give me some benes

Give me some benes Anything to make me a better president Also, you mean to tell me These aliens got jerk off machines They are doing these professionally And I am not allowed to sample them I am the most jerk offable president That's ever been

Yeah Well, JFK also told Majesty XII That he fully intended to come claim to the whole world About all our alien wheel and a deal And that we've been doing for decades And so it was decided Uh-oh By Majesty XII

Uh-oh That JFK had to go They pulled a Dave Coulier And said cut it out Oh my goodness Now what Bill Cooper proposes Is that it was not Lee Harvey Oswald Who took the shot

The bangs you hear Were just decoy shots Fired by a secret service agent Into the air Pep, Pep Well Oswald He wasn't even in the book depository Nope

Where was he? He hanging out in the alley He was there But he was at work that day Oh yeah He worked in the book depository But he was out in the alleyway Because there is a picture

If you zoom into that picture There is a guy in the alleyway That kind of sort of baby Probably looks like Oswald And hello Hello sister Application for the job for us Is it

Oh it says Patsy Yeah yeah yeah What is American Patsy You know the greatest thing is It doesn't even matter That you know that Okay good take job You got the job

I'm all fucked up That's great Surrant, surrant Well no no no No no no The person who actually fired The fatal shot Was William Greer

The secret service agent Who was driving JFK's limo The driver The driver Now I never heard this driver Theory before Using an experimental CIA created Gas powered gun

Greer turned around And shot Kennedy in the head With an exploding pellet Of shellfish toxin Yep I love it I mean honestly I have no problem with it

I don't You don't see him really turn around In the video You actually do What is it You actually do Isn't it a post shot though Watch it again

Yeah if you look at If you look at the Zapruder film You do see him Okay Even though the Zapruder film Is pretty great And turning This is my question

I'm just so pissed they didn't release The full documents this year But anyway That's a whole other story Do you have a projector at home No I don't Because technically you're only Legally allowed to watch

The Zapruder film on a projector Like micro fish Yes It has to be projected onto a Loader projector Yeah Like John Wayne Gasey Showing a stag film

Yes So it has to be sort of like One of those images That you would stare at So you could see a sailboat Or something like that So it has to be really grainy So you can just kind of

Make it up in your head Yes you have to put it On the wall You have to be smoking A half lit cigar And you have to break up With Brooke You have to be alone

You have to like Emotionally alone Emotionally alone Yeah Okay And had Kennedy's brain not Disappeared Then we would have proof

Of this exploding pellet Of shellfish toxin Okay Alternatively Cooper and others Also posit That Greer Just turned around

And shot Kennedy With the plan of 45 And that's Why Jackie Kennedy Was seen crawling To the back of the limo Like her husband's brains Huh

It was to get away From Greer I always want to get away From a limo driver Yeah A horrible Uber ride And after this Presidents

Tended to stay in line Yeah There wasn't any real Trouble between Majesty XII And the executive branch Until Nixon Got in trouble with Watergate

See Majesty XII They were afraid That an impeachment trial Might lead back to them As Nixon Was 100% on board With all things alien And had been for years

And so The first military coup In the history Of the United States Was carried out The Joint Chief of Staff Sent out a Sent out a communique

To all the U.S. Armed Forces Commanders that said Upon receipt of this message You will no longer Carry out any orders From the White House Acknowledge receipt You mean to tell me

We don't have a boss anymore? No boss Hey, bye Within five days All the water coolers Are immediately Kool-Aid Nothing but fun and good times Pizzas everywhere

Actually, Ben, you'll like this Some other people say That they got some other Armed Forces Commanders Say that in their version Of the communique It said you will no longer Carry out any orders

From Top Hat There it is It's not fun And that's a fun show here On the LPN Network Able to stop at Filled with disinformation A lot of truth

Now within five days Nixon had announced his resignation From the office of the presidency Of the United States Look at that So of course If majesty 12 Was willing to kill presidents

And force presidents out To keep their secrets Then it followed That other mechanisms Had to be put in place To keep some of the little fish in line And this is where the campaign Of disinformation began

Alright What they did Was leak half truths Close enough to the whole truth That people could make Enough connections To make it plausible And more importantly

Satisfied And also then Easily disposable Because then what you do Is you fill it all With tiny little flaws That as soon as you bring Experts in

To examine all of the minutia Of all the documents It's easily Debunked So basically you let people Have enough You give them enough rope To hang themselves

Exactly That's exactly what it is And that is why most people Know majesty 12 Better by its other name Majestic 12 And who else Was the main disinformation agent

Other than our old friend Of Roswell fame Or as he insists on calling it Corona That's right I'm talking about Stanton Friedman Yes or no

They'll walk through the grocery store Does that sound like a trip To the grocery store to you? The grocery store to you Stanton Friedman Was the proponent Of the Majestic 12 theory Which is an idea

Which is a group of Photographed documents That were shipped to A filmmaker That approached Stanton Friedman To help verify That these were real CIA

U.S. government documents That listed a group Called MJ12 Or Majestic 12 by name That would eventually go unnamed That featured 12 guys That were also on the list That Bill Cooper's name

I thought there was 19 of them No, this is again This is why it's Where's the other seven guys This is why it's No, no, I get it This is why it's disinformation Because it has a half truth to it

Because there is still 12 in the name But it doesn't give you the whole truth That there are 19 people In the whole thing It just gives you the 12 And that makes you think And I actually remember us

Talking about this On our Roswell episode And Ben, I believe you brought this up That with 12 There is no majority votes There's no majority We're making it very difficult Now, it's true

So with two other ufologists William Moore and Jamie Schindara Stanton Friedman Was trying to put together And verify these documents And the problem is that They will forever be known That they're very tricky

They're very tricky to pin down And it's exactly what the government wanted Because it puts a lot of doubt On the subject Because there's a lot of discrepancies Over the typography What kind of typewriters were used When those typewriters were available

The way they dated the documents There's a lot of discrepancies As to how many commas Did they use a zero Before a single-digit day All these kind of things Now, it's all you hear about When you look up Majestic 12

And Stanton Friedman sadly walked into this Punctuation complaints? Yes, absolutely But the content is a little bit more significant It's not necessarily punctuation complaints It's more about what certain commas And typography looked like On certain typewriters

That were not in government usage Until certain years You have to remember Is that in conspiracy theory The biggest problem is proving shit Right? Yeah, because most of the time It's garbage

But what you have to understand And so Stanton Friedman tried really hard To pin down what is the It's schedules have to line up With the different members That are listed on these meetings All of the typography and the verbiage And the way they talk to each other

Has to be just on point For it all to be completely true So Stanton Friedman can finally come out And say, look how it's true But if you look at now I was reading an article about counter espionage That's happening right now And they're talking about like the secret dossier

That's supposed to have the fucking pipi tape But all these with Trump All this bullshit They say that there are spies in Russia That have made fake pipi tapes With a man who looks like Donald Trump Pissing over a bunch of prostitutes And they have to

And they disseminate these tapes That are out there But the problem is that you have all of these spies Have to sit in a conference room Watching videos of men peeing on people And having to come up with the exact Being like, this is definitely proof Yeah, honestly, the Clinton's financed

That entire thing Interesting day for the actors That is also maybe the number one show Just in Russia We should talk to Anthony and Tamanic And ask him if he was cast At any one of those fake pipi tapes He's too good

The president showed wonderful show But I'm just saying It's really difficult to proof As such a slippery thing It really is And one of those like little clerical errors Is what Bill Cooper points to As to why he believes that Majestic 12

Is a fraud He says that the executive order That created Majestic 12 Was numbered 92447 92447 The problem with that Is Truman's executive orders Were only in the 9000s

Because executive orders are numbered Consecutively from president to president to president For example, even Trump's most recent executive order Is only in the 13000s It's gonna be quite a long time Before we get up to the 92 I don't think we're gonna get to him Probably not

Yeah And these guys aren't the only ufologist Or excuse me The only ufologist Ufologist Ufologist Burns my biscuit They're not the only ufologist

On the government payroll Remember Philip Klass The dickhead from our fire in the sky episode C.I.A agent Whitley Streeper C.I.A agent Bud Hopkins C.I.A agent

That hurts me I know it does I know you love Bud Hopkins That one makes me really upset What's wrong with being in the C.I.A? Because you are a disinformation agent You're clouding the fucking street What if you're telling the truth?

Ugh And it isn't just individuals It's the organizations as well Remember NICAP AKA the National Investigative Committee On aerial phenomena That's cool They were infiltrated and destroyed

From the inside By C.I.A agents Remember this This is all from Bill Cooper's perspective though So at this point He has made an enemy of the entire community He is striking out against every single person That he believes that are coming in

Because Bill Cooper was fucking For real Alex Jones Does his fucking broadcast From a mansion in the Los Angeles Of Texas, Austin, Texas He did an entire broadcast From his hot tub

It was last year's Thanksgiving I think Easter Oh my god it's incredible Bill Cooper lived in an unmarked street With him and his wife And his precious baby who he loved When he met other ufologists There was a story where he was trying

To get him for some UFO conference He's like I'll meet you I gotta verify you first before we talk about this Bill Cooper picked him up In this middle desert town at Diner Because they didn't want him to know Exactly the location of his house The guy gets in the car

To open up the passenger seat door There's a gun Sitting on the passenger seat That Bill Cooper just brought with him And he's like this is the shit That I use to equalize things He's like pointing a gun at him Gesturing at it

Driving with it in his hands He seems like a mix of like Ted Kaczynski and Hunter S. Thompson He's just like fat shit crazy Fully armed Actually that is a fucking In the right way Yes that's why I love him

He is a character And I did get an email It was either an email or a tweet from a listener That said that he used to be on like An email list with Bill Cooper In the late 90s And he disagreed with Bill Cooper on something And Bill Cooper threatened to personally find him

And shoot him in the fucking head Yeah that's what you do Steve Escalate the situation I guess so yeah Well Nikat Bill Cooper says Infiltrated destroyed by the CIA He also says I'm sorry to say this

That MUFON was also Infiltrated and destroyed Apparently according to Cooper MUFON is full of CIA agents Who purposely quote unquote Lose hundreds of samples of physical evidence Sent to MUFON each year For example

Do you remember Gulf Breeze Our man Ed Walters running around in his underwear All that blue goo Well some of that blue goo was collected And some of that blue goo was sent to MUFON For analysis Interesting I'm hearing the allegations

I'm hearing and listening Henry I think you've dropped something here on the floor Let me just grab it Oh it's a badge it says CIA Yeah very interesting No they test for weed And we're going to address this What I want to read right now

Is a passage from Behold a Pale Horse That specifically calls out MUFON And I'd like our very own VIP MUFON investigator Henry Zabrowski To give a rebuttal I'm listening to your concerns I'm listening to your concerns Please

Here's what Bill Cooper wrote The members of MUFON are told what to believe And what not to believe The members do not seem to know That they're being controlled The members of the MUFON board of directors And the members of the advisory board of consultants Are for the most part supported by the government

In the form of salaries, grants or retirement checks Okay That's been a lot more money lately So first thing I will say this First of all, number one I believe that this is a direct response To several ufologists calling Bill Cooper's Behold a Pale Horse

Their review of it was technically The headline read Behold a Pale Horse More like Behold a Pale of Horse Shit Which is true That was Stan Freeman Yeah, I was Stan Freeman They were like Behold a Pale of Horse Shit I didn't know that

Chapped his ass Yes, it did Made him really upset Yeah, okay Because he set himself up Okay, so he's angered With the people of MUFON I think he's angered in general

I mean, you have to address these allegations I do believe that there are problems in the past I will say the living situations Of most of these ufo investigators is sub-ideal A lot of times they're living in I don't know how to put it They're living in a car They're living in a car

These people are not the most mobile But I will say me It's really mobile They are very mobile They're only mobile They're never stationary Right But not much money

But not much gas money Not money going into and out They keep a lot of receipts I will say Whatever happened in the past Is in the past I apologize for the crimes of MUFON In the past

I'm going to go ahead and do that for them Great I'm going to say now from going forward Me as a VIP investigator of MUFON Which I will eventually earn the actual title to I will Total transparency is the rule of the law I will document every single thing that I do

You will see my process I tell no one what to believe The newest news that are in MUFON Specifically said Be open to belief So I think they're starting to change their ways Right It's mostly

It's mostly users submitted In terms of all the details They have now a full online archive Which back in the used net days they did not have So now I'm going to change it I'm the one I'm the guy from the inside

If Kissel's going to be a fucking politician Sounds like a little Bill Clinton over here But we never got the documents Did we? He would let me on air fuck one They said I ruined the vibe Okay Interesting

So at the end of the day Or as of 1991 at least The council on foreign relations And the Bilderberg group And the trilateral commission Which comes from the trilateral commission's name Comes from the trilateral insignia Which is on the flag that the aliens have on their ships

Okay Along with majesty 12 Control all the alien technology Given to us by the atherians And use that technology And all the clandestine operations That had to be done To keep it going to essentially take over the government

But the one thing I like about Bill Cooper Is at the end of the secret government chapter He fully admits that this could all be total bullshit That he could be fed disinformation But he still manages to tie it into a conspiracy This is what he wrote There is always the possibility that I was used That the whole alien scenario

Was the greatest hoax in history Designed to create an alien enemy from outer space In order to expedite the formation Of the one world government So none of it's real Well what they say is this Is that what it could possibly be Is that all of this was an N.W. story line

That was sold That in order to make the N.W. Actually finally happen Is that using hologram technology They will fake an alien invasion To bring all of the countries together It's pretty much they stole it from Watchmen Oh, Tupac as well

Has been known to perform as a hologram Buster Rhymes was a huge proponent Of a whole depale horse Gave a copy to C.L.O. Yeah, really? Yeah, he actually did C.L.O. who farted himself awake on a plane So isn't that interesting

Farted himself woke on a plane To the possibilities Well, I mean Bill Cooper in the 90s Sad to say he recanted all of this He did All the alien stuff Yeah, he admitted in the 90s This is the equivalent of the

The television show Dallas All just being in a snow globe I do feel a little bit That's St. Elsewhere St. Elsewhere, I feel a little bit I feel a little deflated But Dallas was also Patrick Duffy's dream It was a dream, yeah, it's true

So it's not Yeah, it's a But he did recane He eventually came upon the He decided that all of this was disinformation But it's like we were talking about With the Majestic 12 Disinformation Campaign All throughout this episode

We've been telling a lot of half truths Like for example Like the biggest and most verifiable one Is while the CIA may not have run Drugs to fund alien technology projects They were definitely running drugs To fund other projects They flooded our inner cities with crack

And they used that money To fund other black projects The prison industrial compact And you don't think it has gone Further? At this point in time That they're so bloated Especially since there's so much

Domestic chaos There's so much domestic chaos You don't think the NSA and the CIA Right now are doing whatever the fuck it is They want to do They're crushing it They have more power than ever before Yeah, they were just giving

The so-called deep state That Donald Trump was against Is doing better than ever Yeah, and he's giving them the power He gave it to them They have the war powers officially They no longer have to check with the president It's the secret government

They can use drugs whenever they want It is not fair And they're going to use it here in this country Not to get too crazy LA, Los Angeles Just to prove drones to be used Even though six to one The voter said they didn't want to have it

And the emails that were sent Wasn't even up for a vote Oh fuck, it's cell phones! It is a matter of time Before they arm those drones But that's a whole other story Our cell phones We were already talking about

How Facebook was essentially used To win the election All of the metadata they already have We did the Fahrenheit 451 thing We already did it We gave them the keys They didn't have to show up with rifles In the streets

Because they already got us Yeah, Facebook are actual phones Facebook uses geotech Because you know when you talk about When people talk about I was like, oh, I was talking about this thing The other day And it all

And the advertisements started turning up They used geotagging To track where we're going And they know which locations we go to And they use that to target ads at us They already know where we are That explains why I get a lot of ham ads A lot of ham

A lot of ham You wake up screaming ham No, but it's true It's because they are like floating ads They're not listening to us directly But they can pick up keywords And our emails And the way we talk

And then there are floating ads That are set up Like in fucking minority report And it's like you walk into them And they get pinged on your phone And they show up in all your different Social media And all the different things

Over and over again They already got us But you're just going to be aware of it Don't pay your taxes You have to pay your taxes You will go to prison Yeah, conspiracies do exist There are a ton of conspiracies right now

And most of them are evil And most of them are harmful It's just that they're actually boring They're nowhere near as good of a story As Bill Cooper makes it out to you Bill Cooper is just a super entertainer He's better than Alex Jones And you know what it was

And what I will say too Right now it's like Because all the kind of sex scandals That are happening in Hollywood And politics How it's all coming together I have a weird ultra theory That now what it is

It's conspiracy theory And stuff like this is more subtle And what you have is a bunch of The floating idea of the Illuminati Using sex workers And black magic And using all this weird And a lot of sexual assault

You know stuff like Within their power games With the one they do It's almost like the elite of our world The super rich Have absorbed these lessons subconsciously And are now like Making the Illuminati real

Even though it's not real Yeah, it's life imitates art Yes, it's like It's a chicken and egg scenario Where it's like they're acting Like the Illuminati Well, it's chaos magic It's happening again and again and again

These things have been created Through our subconscious We have created these secret societies From believing in the secret societies They've also been created Through gerrymandering Which I think is something We really have to think about as well

That's more congressional gridlock Gridlock? Alright, well Bill Cooper I mean, part of me does make I get a little bit angry Because it has led to a dumbing down Of our American, the people of the world Unfortunately

Bill Cooper was the smart one In the conspiracy theory And from here it goes only down It seems, but That's the problem with conspiracy thought They're very, very, very real conspiracies Out there And this one, like I said

It's full of half truths It's full of little things like they're like You know, Nelson Rockefeller family Did get Eisenhower elected There's a lot of that There's all the super rich Have been controlling things For a really long time

That's just how the world works But it's not about This is the problem It's like the internet When I went to Epcot as a little kid The internet meant I was supposed to be able to talk to a cute Asian girl And we were all supposed to make coke together

And it's supposed to be the night with Coca-Cola The internet was supposed to bring us all together In theory, right But instead it's just developed into a million niches That won't communicate with each other Well, the internet is just another indication Of how human beings are actually How we think

But in conspiracy theory What it should have done Was teach us to question authority And do independent research And do what it should have done that But instead what it does is close people off To me, it's like If you could learn more

To read Behold the Pale Horse And it's not taking each word For fucking the complete total truth It's understanding that there is so Because there's so many ways To flip a scenario on either side You just start thinking about Putting more perspectives into your life

Read conservative side of Twitter Read newspapers from other countries And how they talk about us They formulate a broader spectrum of perspectives So that you can see You can see the truth is somewhere Hazily in the middle Alright, well, let's wrap up

Bill Cooper, part two Unbelievable stuff, very interesting guy Yeah, love him And my good Love him Love him Let's see here I want to thank everyone

Who came out to the bell house We want to thank everyone Who came out to the bell house For the New York City Comedy Festival That was such an incredible night Fantastic It was so much fun It was so good to be home

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Well, 1.8 Round up I was told I'm allowed to round up 1.81 1.81% of Brooklyn I own it So thank you all so much For participating

It was an awesome experience And let's see What else do we want to do We got Omaha coming up We got Omaha coming up Oh my goodness We got a second show added Omaha

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I can't believe it, guys Round to our last show of the year We've had such a crazy year And I just want to say Meeting everyone on these live shows Has just been such an awesome experience So thank you all who have come out And again, yeah

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Take the address numbers off your house Well, that is Throw your cell phone into the ocean Then they can't listen to the show I don't know what to say We technically need everyone To have a smartphone No one can be on the grid anymore

That is true We have been faced with quite a dilemma here One day I will be off the grid You know what? Just get off of Facebook How's about that? Let's all start Start to get off of Facebook

And you know what we should do? We should start recording the shows on vinyl Super But how are they going to order? That? Man We'll be on the street corner Of white than a

So here's what it is We'll record all of our shows on vinyl We'll put ads in local newspapers To let you know that we're coming To your town to do a live show And you got to come to the live show And also listen to By our episode

Henry will be in Union Square Screaming for an hour Every Thursday I'm sure to catch it To God I will leave the grid At some point I will be gone I will be gone and out

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