Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 298: Pee Wee Gaskins Part I - See Ya Monday

Episode Date: December 9, 2017

It's Heavy Hitter time! On the first of our three part series we cover the early life of Pee Wee Gaskins, aka the Meanest Man In America. Join us as we cover his kerosine-filled infancy, the horrible time he had in prison at the hands of the Powermen, and the carnie life that defined his early years. Secret of Tiki Island Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started So one thing about reading about Pee Wee Gaskins that makes me kind of like feel funny inside It's also wouldn't be kind of nice honestly to have a tiny little man I'm not talking about like one that can think like one that was made by science Right, and then it could do whatever you want that he goes like and it just goes like You're just talking about an annoying Roomba machine there. It already exists. You're talking about a homunculus Yes

But it wouldn't be kind of cool because it'd be like a Roomba that could grip and then it could it could Finger your enemies. I guess what he could do is it could go shopping for you And it has no brain so that if it does something bad like it shits on the bed Like when you go out to work or whatever you could just mash its head in with the shuffle All right, it seems like you have some anger issues towards your dog Wendy, but we're not gonna get into that Seems like to me this is the last podcast on the left everyone I am bedcastle staring at Marcus Parks wearing his swamp thing shirt. I love swamp thing love swamp thing as well And then we have smoking Henry Zabrowski out there in Los Angeles my goodness

I am looking on to the fires and the canyons above me Yeah, and it's like Mordor and I gotta say it's kind of fun It kind of makes things a little bit more romantic Uh-huh It means it because you never know when you're the when the last time you make love is gonna be the last right? That's how that's the line. I keep using it Natalie. Yes, we don't know We don't know if this is gonna be the last time and she's like we know for a fact It won't be we're miles from the fire and it's been like just give me this absolutely

Romance is in the air. I I had a dream last night I felt like Linda Hamilton is a Linda Hamilton from Terminator 2 when she's staring at the kids playing in the playground As the nuclear bomb goes off that was you you were one of the kids in the dream And I was like Henry you're burning, but unlike the man who saved the rabbit. I let you burn That man's I tell you what I would let the rabbit cooked because there's nothing quite as delicious I was watching this chef's table, which is like the highfalutin Netflix cooking show where he just cooks on flames He just throws like rutabagas on fucking flames and that's all he does as a chef

I was like that rabbit would have tasted delicious. That's a different take on the video that went viral for the humanitarian That man was being a real a real humanitarian. All right, so today's episode. We are talking about the spud web of serial killers He's short and stature, but he makes up for it in maliciousness Peewee Gaskins Peewee Gaskins who is actually I looked it up same height as Mugsy Bogues No, okay Watch out for him. Watch it. It's all about it's all about if you're if you have the bar is set that low at an early age If you're that small you got a try harder try harder. Yeah, that's true Well Donald Henry Peewee Gaskins aka the meanest man in America

America was a five foot four inch redneck serial killer from South Carolina. Yeah, he was there's half Which has got a weird ass accent. I watch a lot of South Carolina footage It's somewhere between fancy and and touched by an angel That show over the course of Peewee's main killing spree that lasted from 1970 1975 Peewee put at least 13 people in the ground However, according to Peewee's personal accountant that number should be around a hundred and ten Because Peewee's story is somewhat unique in that he is one of the few serial killers to have a full autobiography

Whole thing was dictated to a writer named Wilton Earl who organized the whole thing into a tight little narrative and the book was not released by Peewee's request until after he had to literally Climb up into the electric chair That's where the story became adorable It's like the velveteen rabbit with a lot more rape in it Oh my goodness. It is a this story is for full full warning Well, you know what you're getting into with the show, but this this story is brutal Oh, yeah, now this one is particularly bad

I love stories with zero killers who have written their own novels and this is and I will say Peewee's book But he Wrote a very entertaining novel very similar to Carl Pans ramp where it's like that where it's not like Robert Pickden's novel Which was as you heard from the excerpt I read nearly incomprehensible. Are you purposely calling them novels? Yeah Yeah, you're not putting this in the nonfiction category Well, we're gonna find out is this how we how reputable and how How we how can we bet on these narrators? What's the term unreliable narrator?

Yeah, well thanks to a listener whose name I lost and they should get a hold of me on Twitter to let me know who they are So I can thank them. I got a hold of Peewee Gaskin's Autobiography and unlike Robert Pickton's autobiography in which he maintains innocence Gaskin goes Ho hog, but it's more like a potbelly pig because I was small he is yeah But now he might know some of the lies come from him maybe exaggerating some of his violent acts, right? Oh, well get in all that but either way this book is without a doubt the most sickening horrifying Soul-numbing book I have ever read this thing is like if you know the David Parker Ray tapes remember those Oh, yes, unfortunately. I will always remember. Yeah. Yeah, it's what I said. Do I do this podcast or do I not?

And that was a crossroads for me that day. I got a lot of weird messages from people saying that it was erotic Delete delete delete Yeah, Peewee Gaskin's book. It's like if those tapes were a 230 page narrative I mean this thing is truly an unfiltered look into a very sick mind But mm-hmm. It is also most likely 90% bullshit. Okay. No No, and that is despite the fact that the book is called final truth which

That title he also uses as his personal catchphrase throughout the entire thing Understands something about branding. He understands it Peewee Gaskins is actually very smart. He's not like Robert Pickton He was a complete dummy. He's more like we'll call Panzer and was more of an unrepentant maniac He knows how to package himself Peewee Gaskins has an innate Showmanship that may be have come from his years of being a carney. So he's the Bill Engvall as well. Oh, here's your side Final truth. It's exactly what it is. He's a blue collar comedy tour guy. Oh my goodness Like just for an example, I'm gonna have Henry read this passage from final truth completely out of context My final truth is the truth. There's is the lie

It don't really matter what wardens and lawyers and judges and prosecutors decide to call something if it looks like an asshole And it smells like an asshole. It's good for only two things three and most That's my final truth Ross Perot and Dave Cooley a from Full House had a child or something And that also gives you a little preview of the disgusting yet Colorful turns of phrase Peewee uses throughout this entire book and we will be hearing many of those colorful phrases But even if final truth is lies a fair amount of it is Corroborated now the only things that can't be checked up on are the murders themselves

Conveniently the bodies of the people at Peewee said he did the worst things to we're too badly Decomposed to get any corroborating physical evidence and even more conveniently the horrific crimes that he did Confessed to did not buy Peewee's request come to light until after Peewee was executed That's so they really gave this guy a lot of respect You know by not releasing this while he was alive. We saw the same thing with Henry Lucas, right? There's a weird sort of they are so obsessed about getting the full story I think even the cops and the judges and the lures in the end they they know that they will be perceived as Heroes even more so when the crimes come about after they've already the monsters now dead, right?

So now all of these crimes can just float around and you can have cops point to it and be see like you saw this again and again And the two different documentaries I watched about Peewee Gaskins these the a lot of the cops that were investigating the crime Were like this was the biggest thing they ever happened to South Carolina, and they were so excited by the coverage They got they're like see me. Yes came down here. No, it's like he killed a hundred and ten people, right? If it's true if it's if it's true But the whole hundred and ten people thing didn't come out until after he was already executed Conveniently after there was no more time for follow-up questions. All right. That's okay Now we'll be getting into more reasons why why we're inclined to think that maybe this psychopath might be pulling our leg a little as we go

But the biggest one is probably these two quotes from the book match together far as I was concerned I deserve to be the most famous inmate in CCI and the most famous criminal in the state I think I've been cheated because I'm not truly famous as I deserve to be that's my final truth. That's his final truth Now his daughter also quoted him as saying that they wanted a juicy book and by God He's gonna give him a real juicy book. Why do I feel like the book is actually tangibly wet? Oh, this is definitely if this book had smell of vision This is the same thing we were talking about with Henry Lucas honestly We're gonna hit a couple of gold star moments in this series

Yeah, because of how disgusting this book is and I had Marka send me texts various pieces of dialogue That he was reading through being like my life is shattered right now And look at this see how I live a gray. I live a gray existence But I like how he had he had two daughters one he'd call half pint and one he called half chicken That is the final truth Wow You know for the sake of a good story and a look into just how rich the fantasy life of a serial killer can get We will be using final truth as our main source But we will be making distinctions between the absolute truth and what Peewee said was the final truth

Okay, and that's fine truth If I said it's a file truth, how could it not be the file truth because then in fact it is the final truth and that's a final truth It seems like the final truth to me now if by some chance his stories are actually the final truth Then this guy is a combination of Henry Lucas Andre Cicatillo and Richard Kuklinski Oh my goodness the worst of the worst of the worst what I think is all Nowadays in modern times. I think what's important. Remember, you know, we feel we talk about how like, you know The serial killer is not actually the quiet one. It's always the weird one You know is coming my big thing now is if somebody who keeps copious journals who is as as a gentleman

Over the age of 30 Yeah, those are people to be watched because how important are your thoughts? Exactly, you're not a published author, right? Who cares about your thoughts and what are you trying to do because it's always trying to save for after your death for something Yeah, I tried to journal when I was in 7th grade and I lasted one page and then I realized I bored myself Well, most likely Gaskins is just a mean little motherfucker overcompensating because that is definitely gonna be a theme in Peewee Gaskins life is grossly overcompensating. Did he ever play golf? Because remember door fun golf

Remember how fun that was door fun golf was technically a Tim Conway cash grab, but we can all forgive him for that But that's the thing is it's not to say the Peewee Gaskins wasn't a total maniac bare minimum He killed definitely 13 probably 15 and Possibly 18 people over his whole life and that's in addition to escaping prison Multiple times. No, he was a fucker this guy like he murdered many of his accomplices. He was a total psychopath He was a career criminal with a hot temper that because he was five foot four. He had to Wait, you know, you're in a criminal world. Yeah, you literally your boxing gloves are what you put on the cat To keep it like warm in the winter time

You have to be able to cause a lot of damage and still look like that Right little guys have to have a lot of energy a lot of passion David Ms. Kavich when we covered our Scientology episodes little guys horrified Yeah, now for a whole generation of people even before final truth was released Peewee Gaskins was the boogeyman of South Carolina Well under your bed, but hey, no, sorry. I was too loud to be sticky. I'm just a boogeyman. I'm sorry I just like to talk I love neighbors people don't talk to their neighbors enough Anyway, I'm gonna wait you go to sleep and I'm gonna eat your feet little girl Well, we may think of boogeyman as Hulk and Beast Peewee was anything but a hulking beast at his tallest Peewee only stood about five foot four inches putting him a hair above Paul Simon, but just below Woody Allen

What is what a duo to be sandwiched with pure sex? Oh Yeah, so five four good height for an actor Hilarious height for a serial killer. Yes, it is very good. Hi for an actor I do feel like in a way. I'm being subtweeted this entire time And I will say of course my personality comes a little bit from my height and then where I've done But but you know what again? I've had different challenges I've had a mugsy bogs my way through the podcast world over and over again. I have the triple deke Is that what he did? Well, I the podcast world's mostly audio. It's all

Uh, so they know Peewee was only four pounds at birth and the nickname So hard he didn't even know his name was Donald until he stood in front of a judge at the age of 13 Wow, and Donald wasn't even his birth name his birth name No shit Junior parent it is cute. It does sound like the beginning of an up movie But again, they would have they would have been a lot of problems in the development of this They got through the plot. Yeah, junior parent. Junior parent sounds like a great name for a band

We're like a cover band of of Jimmy Buffett With all kids. Oh And speaking of the parrot family, let's get into the childhood of Donald Peewee Gaskins Peewee was born March 13th, 1933 in Florence County, South Carolina to a single mother named Molly Parrot Hmm, that means put together with the nickname. He was known as Peewee Parrot throughout his childhood. You can make fun of me behind my back You can make fun of it to my face you make fun of my bell buckle, but I'll tell you one thing you can expect I'm not gonna nose and that's fine. I'll treat and I'm a child

I'm a child and I am two feet four inches tall I'm just non on kneecaps. Oh, man There is some debate as to who Peewee's father actually was is there really look for the shortest mother fucker in South Carolina No, it ain't me sir. You are literally five foot four. Do you think maybe it's Timothy not too tall Johnson? You do can you just under the sentence for me sir? We'll just try to see if that's your son or not You just say it's uh, that's the final truth. Uh, so you want me to say what here? That's the final truth. Do you want me to say that you want to say that phrase? That's the final truth

Oh, that's Peewee's papa right there. Peewee claimed that his father was a man known only as Mr. Gaskins Who ran a somewhat successful store the next town over? But some people said that Peewee just heard the name knew that it was connected to a successful guy And made people use the name Gaskins to make himself feel big Okay, sure and since he was such a pain in the ass people just went along with it All right. Now one thing you do have to admit though Peewee Gaskins have a lot tougher in Peewee parrot Well, I know if I met a child named Peewee, I would assume again It was touched by an angel like if I met a child that was still that it was it was mentally handicapped

Is what I would assume any person named Peewee But when you meet someone who's then a hardened criminal Into their 30s and you find out their name is Peewee then it becomes very frightening very very scary Yes, now keeping in line with the Henry Lee Lucas comparisons when Peewee was just one He managed to get a hold of and drink a bottle of kerosene Cool, or so his mother says that is like a looney tunes cartoon. Yeah No, it's unlikely it was a whole bottle But Peewee did suffer from convulsions until he was three and that might have to do a little bit with why he was so tanny

We had kerosene lamps in my house growing up My mother was very spiritual and very of the earth and it smelled great. Yeah, I love the smell of kerosene It did. I understand the next step So you just live in a house just filled with burning gasoline. No, but my mother did realize what a bumbling rhinoceros I was and she was she was quite uh hesitant to bring those into the home Ben, Ben Why don't you try some of this clear liquid from the lamps and see if maybe we could slow down some of your growth Oh, thank you

Oh by the time Peewee was five it was already very apparent that something was wrong He had a little bit of an animal mutilation hobby at five years old five years old Geez, he liked to pull the legs off bullfrogs murder nest full of baby birds and trap full grown birds Just so he could pull the heads off with his bare hands. This was at five Honestly though, he's fucking two feet tall. Yeah, this must have been like hercules Like him fighting with the big animals. Like he honestly, how big's a bird compared to a child that small So you're saying it's a fair fight Yes

So this is we have some crows We have some crows here that are the size of wendy and when he won't even fuck with them And I could see him wrestling with the crow just being like like him and terry the gnome doing the same trip It's the same actions All right, five years old 1939 not a lot of entertainment And definitely not 1939 South Carolina. They're still using outhouses But even though peewee said his childhood was rife with physical and sexual abuse from a string of his mother's lovers Relatives said that peewee didn't even get spanked which was odd for 1930 South Carolina

In fact, do we know if he had a butt? Because maybe that's where the height, uh, maybe that's where he's losing it That's where he lost it. Well, no, that's what they said is that as a matter of fact Not only was he not spanked. He was treated very kindly by the whole family because of the fact that he was so cute Yeah, he said that he was so cute that he could get away with anything like he'd be like that's the final truth And all you gotta do is give me a little bit of candy and that's the final truth. What do you even matter daddy? Come on. I ain't got no daddy. I ain't got no daddy. Is it a matter? It's the final truth, right? So so yes, I said five to the house

Uh, uh that you he would have been a child actor perhaps a real edward furlong Yeah, he might have been Now there is one story that pewee told about his childhood that even if it isn't true at least tells you how he saw himself He said that when he was a kid He went to a traveling carnival with his mom and his stepdad a man named hannett hanna Wow, I think that's how it's pronounced like hannett hanna, but hi Hi, h-i-n-n-a-n-t. So it's either hannett hannett or h-n-n-n. It's gotta be hannett hannett. It's gotta be hannett hannett What I know about the south, you know from growing up in a you know

At least in Texas not the south but growing up in Texas hannett's probably the the most likely one out of those It's very interesting How many of those names especially in that weird section of that dead the dead center of the south like south carolina alabama How a lot of it has direct connections to our colonial days And you have these old-school fucking names like hi nant That's a lie in my head. It's hi nant What do you think is kind of sweet makes them I'm reading a lot of Conan so it sounds like that Well, I think they let the babies name themselves and maybe that was his first time

I'm like that's hannett Well while they were at the carnival they swung by the reptile town Which boasted a king cobra as their main attraction Now peewee said that he watched as the barker took a rat out of a box and dropped it in with a snake And the barker said A cobra will kill even when it isn't hungry peewee said that as the cobra stalked his prey He caught its eye and threw his own reflection in the glass peewee's face lined up with the cobras as if they were kindred spirits

And in that moment He was hard He was he was hard. He was aroused, huh? You got aroused by that got very aroused by that. Oh my goodness My girlfriend is a centerfold and my girlfriend is a snake eating a rat I will say it is how it is how you can assume you're correct about something or you feel right It's that like it would be weird if every time something felt right usually I mean it kind of happens for me

I could kind of understand it Interesting so he had sort of he kind of merged his face like people can do with those poop emojis now He became the snake Honestly, he understood something about himself in that moment. Okay. What a cool scene in a movie too where he looks at the snake And it says like As the snake's face slowly morphs over his face that fucking rocks. That's pretty metal One thing I also wonder about the book is that the guy that wrote the book after he after about a year after he wrote it He stopped getting giving interviews entirely and he refuses to talk to people

I think the author probably juiced peewee's story just a little bit. Did you watch an interview with him? Yeah, yeah, I did. There's an interview with him that we watched and he said that he he seemed pretty like This is kind of unadulterated. I typed out as it was. I think most of he was just kind of ashamed of the content I think it was of what got the kickback that came from and then maybe He took it from peewee who was juicided himself and then every single time he wrote about that like he was proud And then it was fun the more more we get through what he actually wrote You're going to see just how disgusting it is and maybe he felt ashamed Now even though peewee got regular beatings from the kids

He still had friends and all those friends hung out in an old abandoned shack. They called the hideout And this is what peewee said they did there We sat around and smoked cigarettes that we had stole and bragged about how much we knew about girls And we watched the older boys and learned how to jerk off or cornhole or or fuck a sheep or goat or chicken And we usually ended up fighting about something because we're all so horny, you know Well, that's final truth if they would have been talking about uh, you know pie competitions pie eating competitions or You know, how many pennies can you fit in your mouth? Well, that's how it always goes because all the peewee stories like they they kind of start off in this like sweet southern

Like kind of like country lifestyles like, you know, we all hung out at this place called the hideout It was this fun little abandoned shack and you know, we smoked cigarettes and it like you're like, okay Well, you know, they were kind of boys being boys that time And then it just takes a left to turn to them cornhole and each other and fucking sheep and goats and chickens So it's basically like if you flip through a home and country magazine and as you're flipping the pages slowly become cherry magazine And it just gets more and more disgusting from there It's like the move it's like the show fixer uppers except it's about the house behind the fixer upper house For like fixer slutters and you go back there and it's just like a bunch of boys learning how to cornhole each other

I see Well, eventually That group was whittled down to just Gaskins and two other boys named Danny and marsh. It seems really strange. Yeah It seems weird. It seems like all that activity would just keep a whole bunch of boys together and not sit weirdly silently in shame After two of them had maybe cornholed each other and a bunch of a watched them and jerked off And then they have to think about what they just did. What's the case comes what it leaves? See you monday. See you monday. See you monday. See you monday I actually might not be around on monday. See you monday. See you monday

Well together this little group of psychopaths called themselves the trouble trio Okay Now at first the trouble trio were a lot closer to porkies than the devil's rejects For example, first time they got into trouble was for peeping into the outhouse at church Hmm. That's where you want to be peeping the old outhouse at church What boy doesn't want to see what the uh, what the old folks are doing there Hey pee we pee we the best part about looking and doing a little peeping into the outhouse as you can see the vagina

and the dukey Isn't that the funnest time we've ever had? See you monday I may actually not be around again until thursday because i'm starting to think about See what i've just done and what i've just said. See you monday Well pretty soon though. They moved on to more serious crime They do a little bit of burglane here and there they'd break into houses and stores and cars for cash And most of that money was spent on trips to charleston

Where the south carolina ladies of the night gathered due to the nearby military base Is what pee we said about that experience. That's how we all three lost our pussy fuck cherries But there was something god that is so disgusting. That's what he says. Yeah pussy fuck cherries It's just the the little turns of phrase like because he calls it like when when he has regular sex with somebody calls it a love fuck Yeah, it's just it's so Fucking gross every bit of it is just like into the mind of just like a gross human being gross Gross human being and he has seen so much more gross than such a five foot four in order to match a normal man's gross

Yeah, all right, so let me continue But there was something about them whores that we didn't like We agreed that jacking off at the hideout was almost as good Marsh thought the hideout was better than whores. He liked cornhole and the younger boys letting them cornhole him and he liked to suck dicks And that's final three I think marsh was walking a different path in the rest of the show too I would love to hear marsh's sail pitch on this Well, they're either having sex with women or going back and jerking off and staring in the eyes of their male friends

Somehow he made that be like that's better. Hey guys, you know how we normally meet up on monday I was thinking that maybe we could do sort of like a monday wednesday friday Add two more days to the week and just really just kind of maybe put a photon in the hideout Make it kind of nice maybe get a phonograph something that we could just sit and really enjoy ourselves So we can really relax and not have to rush so much Okay But nevertheless that last statement made by peewee. It shows you how he was starting to think of women I mean, it's just whores. I mean that that's all that's all they were. It's just something something to be used problematic

That's what i'm gonna say. Thank you. Castle. I'm glad you said it. Yeah, it's about to get real fucking problematic Well, I've been watching nothing but old in your houses on the wwe network And there's a lot of storylines in there that are very problematic as well And specifically when gold dust was in a uh was in a feud with brian pilman brian pilman won the match He got marlina for 30 days And she was Jerry luller sounds like henry sabrowski He added it out just making jokes that are far too crass

For human consumption, but it was the 90s Which is my new catchphrase It was the 90s Oh god So when these boys were about 13 The trouble trio's crimes would move from regular small town miscreant type stuff to an act of pure evil and disregard That year the boys started to wonder what would be like to have sex with a virgin And so all three of them lured marsha's sister to their hideout

raped her and threatened her life if she told anyone his own sister Hmm, thankfully though. She almost immediately told her mother and the boys were rounded up by marsha's family And once they were caught they were hung upside down in marsha's backyard and were beaten mercilessly until they were black blue and bloody Wow, yeah south carolina, man Yeah, this is like they they got theirs because they didn't get like because no police seemed to get involved Right a lot of these uh these actions and obviously Yeah, oh heinous stuff here. If it was a cartoon world, they would have been stealing radishes in the backyard We gotta hang them up and meet them. But my goodness gracious. This is it's fucking. What are we talking here?

What are we seeing they're all they're all about 13 14 Yeah, and well they dropped out of school when they were 11 Yeah, so at this point they were just on their own just doing whatever So they were just running back and forth causing trouble and I guess it was normal It was normal to see a band of rascals Running around south carolina back in the day. I would assume 11 is probably I bet you at least half of the people drop out by that time if not more. Yeah, well in the 30s Yeah, the graduation rate in like late 30s south carolina wasn't exactly high. No

So while a lot of us would consider going doing the fucking beaten in addition to going to the authorities It was decided to keep the whole thing a country justice affair and the boys were set back loose Now not surprisingly it wouldn't be long before pee we would commit another heinous act Since the trouble trio was permanently split up after what they'd done pee we was going solo with all of his burglars Oh, man, and if you hated wings You're gonna hate How pee we gaskins go solo Oh, what was wings the television show the paul mccartney project? Oh, I thought I thought about the funny show

No, no, no, no, which is all wings is all wings is also a spin-off No, I believe of cheers. Was it a spin-off of cheers? Wings is wings. No, I think munk is a spin-off of wings. No, no, no munk is not a spin-off. Well, the same character though No, it's a fake news actor I just see the actor as the character it's like saying saving private ryan is a spin-off of cheers because ted dancin is in Both move both joke saving private ryan is a spin-off of sleepless in seattle So in 1948 pee we committed the crime that would send him to a correctional facility for the first time See even at the age of 13 pee we was already getting smart about his crimes

He said the best time to rob a house was when the family was either at a wedding or a funeral And on that day the family was indeed at a funeral one town over But what pee we didn't expect was that they left their daughter behind. Yeah old loud sally was always bad at funerals Can't have her in there because she's always like I like to be outside And you're like well, this is ruin in the mood. I don't know if that's appropriate So when pee we walked in the girl immediately recognized him grabbed a hatchet and started swinging it unfortunately though pee we was able to grab it from her any hitter and square in the head with the blunt end knocking her out

Thankfully though the girl survived and was able to identify pee we as the culprit And so pee we was sent to the south carolina industrial school for boys The first of many correctional facilities that we would find himself in over the years It was actually kind of interesting because Trent resner's grandfather also went to that school and taught him all of the sounds Industrial it's the industrial school for boys markets This story came from so he showed up when she saw him the reason why she freaked out was because of the story about The trouble trio sister what happened to her like at at this point Peewee Gaskins is building their reputation that would carry him throughout the rest of his life in south carolina as one of the

meanest man one of the meanest men in the world and so that that's kind of like He is now sort of like legend building where he's going into being like if everybody thinks i'm a little bastard I'm gonna be a little bastard as much as possible word of spreading Now we know sexual abuse was rampant in these reform schools, especially in the 40s We know it from pans ram. We know it from manson and we know it especially from Gaskins Although he may have been embellishing just a little bit or fuck for fuck's sake. I hope he is A Gaskin said that soon after he arrived at reform school He became the property of an older boy named boss pos. Oh, that's not good

Boss good. Not good. Not good. Now while he was in pos's thrall Peewee said he was sexually abused and was regularly traded for things as insignificant as cigarettes See it'd be like if I went to jail like that's why I can't go man. I can't go. I would just speak. Oh god I would speak you're overestimating your attractiveness I would be so oh come on. Look. I'm cute. I'm cute. I got a little butt I got a cute little button tiny little feet. You're trying to sell yourself to the inmates right now I'm just saying I obviously would be a big. I would get a lot of affection. I would get a lot of attention I don't I don't know like you just be like, oh, I dropped my towel. I dropped my soap. Oh

Oh my gosh, can you handle it? After about a year of that Gaskins gathered up a group of four other boys who were also being traded and they all escaped together While the others were picked up almost immediately Gaskins was able to navigate his way through the swamps enough to make it all the way back home Hmm, but he was caught and brought back, but over the course of his five years in reform school Peewee Gaskins escaped four times

And on the fourth attempt he managed to make it far enough to join a traveling carnival Oh god, it's like technically all cool stories. These are all it's very interesting to think about like this kid like like pans ram where like The the institutional the institutionalization of them kind of forced them to live these sort of like johnny apple seed lives Where all of a sudden they were just in the mix in the like just like roman the Country roads and ended up in carnivals and shit like it's some kind of old timey story If it was an animated disney movie if it was like dumbo, this would be very good But it's unfortunately real life and it's much much darker than that although dumbo is a fairly dark animated movie

well Luckily for Peewee his former roommate and abuser boss pos had an uncle who worked at the carnival And was able to set up Peewee with a job as a roustabout Which are the people who set up and take down the tents and rides in each town Can you imagine going to a carnival and trusting your fate? Your life is in the hands of this man if you're on the zipper ride for example And you're up there and the whole thing falls apart you just look at this little guy be like that's fatal truth And then you're just like what happens you just die

Yeah, yeah, and pos was there waiting for him and Yeah, they put the whole being traded for smokes and all that shit Put that in the rear view mirror and the tube again a decade long friendship that ended only when pos shot himself And they had at a funeral home after his entire family died in a trailer fire Okay Oh good story Good story well that actually shows you that if anybody can figure out problems and figure out how to how to bridge the gap The Palestinians and the Israelis can come together and I think that story should be related to them

How did you get there, but perhaps if it could bring peace to the Middle East it was all worth it but long before pos shot himself in the head when the boys Still just 17 they still had their whole lives ahead of them While they were working at the carnival Peewee met a carney daughter named Mary Okay, and about her he said But I was around here I felt like a combination of a lamb who couldn't bleed in a rhino with a four-foot hard-on

I begged her to marry me. You see it's nice. I married her Yeah What did he feel like a lamb that couldn't bleed a lamb that couldn't bleed in a rhino with a four-foot hard-on? Yeah, honestly, I it's kind of it's kind of nice. It's a strange Peewee gaskins kind of way. I suppose that is a that's romantic. I guess Yeah, Mary became the first of Peewee's six wives And this is one of the odd things about Peewee when it came to his family or families six families He wasn't from what I can tell physically abusive to them. Yeah

He was neglectful and ready to abandon him at any second But even after knowing everything he'd done and even believe in all the bullshit and final truth One of his daughters still said she loved him Well, according later on in life what he did he would travel He had homes in different states where he'd meet he'd go and see his different families and put in time He actually was weirdly responsible with his family Which is also very similar to gary ridge gary ridgeway and a btk where he just sort of like He had a whole other separate life where he sort of viewed this as like his side life

And then he would just go and be around for his kids in a in a way Yeah, the daughters are like, you know, I kind of know he done all them terrible things, but he was still my daddy There it is still my daddy. It's the term daddy. That really kind of makes my skin Means a different thing. My daddy only did bad to other people. He didn't do bad to me Half pipe or half chicken. I can't read and I can barely walk But my daddy did so good by me well as far as Mary went That since she had decided that she wanted to lead a proper non-carny life She convinced pee we to go back to finish this time at form school

So the two wouldn't have to constantly be on the run So So when pee we was released about a year later in 1950 a psychiatrist who examined pee We wrote a letter to prison officials and in the letter He strongly stressed that pee we was by no means ready to be released into the world They wrote we consider him dangerous and also believe that he has the homicidal tendencies peculiar to a paranoid type So this is really a doctor loomis type and now I can't stop thinking about if Michael Myers was five foot four

And how different the halloween franchise would be It would be smaller. It's definitely like tiny tunes halloween But I could also just see him Well, I could say I respect the doctor and I could see that that's a doctor's final truth But I'll tell you something about my final my final truth is I'm an all right guy And that's the final truth because I just said it last and if he tries to say a thing after me, I'll kill And that's the final truth Yeah, despite all that that you know the prison just said oh hell. He'll be all right

They just set him loose into the world. All right So being fresh at a reform school pee we's career options were limited But he got his lucky break when he ran into a friend of his from the inside named the slick duck Who got him working the tobacco fields Hey there pee we hey, what's going on slick? Yeah, you may remember me for my last nickname lubey bird Yeah, what's going on? Hey pee we uh, you want to come with me and get into uh the business of uh cancer lettuce? It's a lot of fun Yeah, pretty soon after they hooked back up slick brought pee we into a scam

He'd been working on in cahoots with some local tobacco farmers The two would steal harvested tobacco from a barn Burn it down burn the barn down to hide evidence of theft and then sell the tobacco upstate And there's nothing as cool and as satisfying as the smoke coming off of those delicious south carolina tobacco leaves Absolutely I would love to see this business. Just try to uh be sold on shark tank. So we burn it down We steal and we burn it down We sell it and in the process the owner of the barn who paid the boys to do it

We get a cut and a hefty insurance payout. So that guy was getting paid twice money on top of money But pretty soon the slick duck got picked up along with one of the landowners That happens that'll happen when you're at the slick duck, which it seems like it's to be difficult to pick up slick duck It does. Yes Well now that the old landowner had gone away with slick duck a new landowner came in and with the new landowner came the landowner's daughter So one day as the daughter and a friend were walking by pee we while he was working They gave him a little bit of sass just a little bit of sass nothing too terrible just some sass And in retaliation pee we lost his temper and hit the girl twice in the head with a ball peen hammer

And cracked her skull open Again, she didn't die But for the crime of assault with a deadly weapon pee we got five years What's he doing walking around with this ball peen hammer? He was fucking mario Yeah, I don't know. He's mario. He's got like a tool belt You'll you'll notice all the smaller buildings. I made those I made every small building around here The thing was is that by now pee we was an adult so he went straight to state prison. Okay, probably where he belongs Yeah, yes, and now as bad as reform school was it was

Nothing compared to what pee we was going to have to go to in actual prison For the first few weeks nobody said a word to him And pee we said the purpose of this was to make new meat as new prisoners were known as scared and unsure So they'd pretty much accept whatever fate befell them once the shoe dropped And that shoe came in the form of a prisoner that pee we said had biceps the size of his thighs As named Arthur the only normally named person here Yes, and that is almost scary now is that he didn't have a nickname Why not?

Yeah, see Arthur was what pee we called A power man Now I couldn't find any documentation or literature that even once mentions the word power man in regards to prison hierarchy It could have been something that was specific to that one South Carolina prison But pee we could have also just made it up. Yeah, he's like an unofficial boss. He's like an undercover boss He's like a he's like a some kind of undercover. He's a boss. He's a he's a power man And that's the power truth. He's got the power and he's a man power. He's a power man All right

At any rate once Arthur claimed pee we he went from being new meat to being a no body Meaning he was now Arthur's boy for Arthur to do whatever he pleased with. Oh, that's not good Now naturally, this is a situation that pee we wanted to extricate himself from He figured that the only way out of being the property of a power man was to become a power man himself A little power man little power man, but still a power man. Okay, and that was the motivation behind pee we's first successful murder Pee we looked for the biggest strongest most feared power man and found it in the form of a violent psychopath named hazel brazel so far The meanest people have been named like it's a dr. Seuss book And that is it. I it makes me very scared. I don't like all the rhyming if someone has a rhyming nickname. It's very bad

Yeah, yeah, apparently if you called him hazel, he'd kill you really? Yeah, so go with brazel go with brazel Everyone call him brazel. All right, but since pee we was so small He had to be a little sneaky about it. I would assume so He went into a pie We'll do a tiny little pie and he popped out stab him in the throat Now over the course of a few weeks pee we Engratiated himself in the hazel's crew bringing hot cooked meals from the kitchen where pee we worked Into hazel cell. Okay. Hey there brazel. Is it brazel? I made here a nice pee we special. It's called oatmeal

You like it? I love it. You're bigger than I thought. Yeah, everybody's big to me Yeah, on the fifth or so go round pee we managed to slip a knife from the kitchen into his pocket Now pee we was preparing himself for a tough fight even with the knife Especially since hazel usually had at least two guys guarding him at all times But luckily for pee we one of the guys was elsewhere and hazel Was taking a dump naked Oh, you mean they're wearing full like prison overalls. Yeah, so it's like wearing a onesie now and they hipster and the hipster

Paraligned right we have to get totally new to take a shit dump and nude. Okay Well hazel's man at the door asked if he should set pee we on in regardless of the fact that hazel was taking a dump And according to pee we hazel farted real loud grunted and said yeah Looked a little pissing in and pee we then walked up to hazel pulled out the knife and stuck it in hazel's neck Oh, he then pulled it across towards the atoms apple and opened up hazel's throat all over the floor And just like richard speck pee we said after the kill he didn't feel nothing much at all Brazel died doing what he loved taking a dump. Yep. I mean, I hope to do the same exact thing

It's a king's death That's Elvis Presley set the precedent each one of us is gonna at least have a heart attack on the toilet Oh, I know for a fact not Marcus Marcus is not gonna Marcus is gonna get into a car wreck or someone's gonna hit him with a club somewhere Kissal and I are gonna both die of some sort of heart related problem And it's gonna be someplace that causes stress. Yeah Now pee we was obviously charged with murder But he was able to plead it down the manslaughter and the sentence ran concurrent with the one he was already serving So it was only real punishment was three months in solitary. Oh, okay. And for him, that's a lot of room. Yeah

But when pee we got out of solitary confinement. He found He was finally a power man. He's a power man He just had to murder one guy while he was taking a dump and now he's a power man He mugs. He boged his way into being a power man. You gotta work harder than everybody else I guess so well things were pretty good in prison for pee we after that But in 1955 he got some bad news. Uh-oh his wife Mary was divorcing him. Nobody fucking sticks around anymore She's stuck around for a long, long time considering about five years. Yeah So pee we decided he better get on out of prison so he could patch things up. Oh, yeah, it's like a hallmark movie

This is all like a really fun hallmark movie. He's home for Christmas But like nobody wants him here But in order to do that he had to escape from prison and he found an absolutely adorable way to do it But since pee we was a power man. He was able to call in a few favors specifically in the garbage disposal sector I once brought them a really nice ugly boot And they love me now So since the garbage cans were relatively small prison officials figured there was no way a full grown man could fit in a one So they never checked them on their way out

But they didn't account for pee we oh my goodness It reminds me of dirty work with chris farley in the land of the skunk the man with half a nose Pee we used his garbage connections Stucked himself down into a garbage can under a whole load of prison trash And rode a truck right outside the prison walls. Honestly. This is a this is like a south carolina jerry maguire Like he went all the way. He was like I hid in a goddamn trash can for you I covered myself up with apple cores. That's what I did And as soon as they got far away enough from the prison pee we burrowed his way out

Hopped off the truck and went on his merry way But by the time he finally got out he decided he'd better leave merry be So he returned to the carnival a pee we was still aroused about but every once in a while They put him in charge of the ferris wheel or the octopus ride when the owner was too drunk to safely operate him very good Responsible yes great carnival But this stint in the carnival would gain pee we something else besides a wife This period of time is when pee we says he learned his main criminal trait strip and stolen cars

Oh His mentors and partners in this business were a husband and wife duo who ran the girly show I think if he was a lot around in the 90s, he would have stole a lot of compact discs out of nissans I think the compact disc players Those were constantly stolen. He would have been the guy who lied at pogs. Yes Well pretty soon pee we had real money in his pockets But he did also pick up another wife during this time Okay, but this one was not found at the carnival

Her name was junie alice holden But the marriage just lasted a whole three weeks before pee we got bored and returned to the carnival Where he met and became romantically involved with a sideshow performer named betty gene gates And this is another true story. This actually happened. This is great Betty gene was a contortionist who went by the name zina from zanzibar Of course you would hear from zanzibar From south carolina, but it's not zanzibar. They didn't even spell zanzibar with the z. They spelled it with an x They also could zanzibar with an x and they also could have spelled zina with a z

And they could have spelled zanzibar with z if they wanted to but they made them both x's Okay, why not and as soon as zina from zanzibar saw pee we she knew she had a mark After a short time together. She told pee we she needed money to bail her brother out of jail in tennessee And so pee we with stars in his eyes stole a car and took zina on the road But when they got to tennessee zina explained that she could couldn't go to the jail herself Because she was one for forgery and larceny in tennessee Accessory to armed robbery in west virginia grand theft auto in kentucky burglary in virginia and armed assault in ohio Now i'll tell you one thing zina

I liked watching you touch your feet to the back of your ears that made me just feel like i was a randy goat Just filled with lava the lava was shooting out of my pecker. I have to write this down I have to come up with a better term of phrase for how horn i am but um you could have filled me in on some of the shit I wasn't about to run into now i've done a lot of fucked up shit as it is But if my shit's on the table i am on the run right now It's never good when your rap sheet can be uh on a scroll Yeah

In addition to paying bell zina also asked pee we to deliver a carton of cigarettes to hold her brother over until he was able to post So pee we took the money and the cigarettes and did as he was told Only thing was the brother was actually her husband and hidden inside one of the cigarette packs was a razor Oh, and by the time pee we got back to the hotel the husband had used the razor to escape Zina had stolen the car and the police were waiting Well, i'll tell you what jokes on her now. I could take these lifts out. I was never five foot five So pee we was sent back to prison But because he'd taken a stolen car across state lines the crime was federal

So pee we went off to federal prison in atlanta where he had a much better time than state prison Okay Loved federal prison because there pee we says he met and became friends with a group of guys. He called the wise men But we'll get into that in part two of pee we gaskins That's it already. Wow. That went by fast. Oh, yeah, man. Oh my goodness So what a strange tale this pee we gaskin story is very odd tale That this is you got to respect a short man. You got to try to respect a short man I have a feeling you're you're projecting a little bit here, and I don't think we need to respect pee we gaskins

No, of course not. He's obviously done terrible things. He's a bad example But I as a person when I was a part of when I got lumped into because you know how He's gonna make this about himself. He's absolutely This is where Henry makes this about himself because he happens to be lacking in height But I saw in LA. They have those clothing shops for men of the five feet eight and under persuasion Yes, and it was called like petite treats petite treats Something like I went into a Rochester big and tall when I was in Los Angeles and the woman that was working there her eyes bulged She was so excited because like pee we she saw a mark

And indeed I did buy a lot of clothes Yep, and uh Los Angeles I'd imagine the five foot eight business does a lot better in the Rochester big and tall. I am sure It's a it's a town full of small people I just met a group of agents And all of them are smaller than me And they all have like tight little suits like you'd put on send a like but you'd put on a dog Like you'd buy the same suits for an agent that you'd buy for a fancy dog Where they're just made for like five foot five people tiny little like big chests

Little dug the pug by the way. I did get contacted by dug the pugs people What they dm'd me because I put out a put out a tweet saying I think they're overworking him and they assured me They are not overworking dug the pug. They said he only works one percent of the day If that he's the most taken care of dog on earth. I'm your dog. That's right. Well, I think uh, this is it's a travesty I think the pee we gas and story is terrible. I'm gonna put that out there. Yep. I think that that's safe to say Um, all right. Well, we got more pee we gaskins to come. How many parts do you think this is gonna be? This will be three a three parter so episode two ninety eight two ninety nine and two ninety nine point five I think that's perfect

We have something special planned for episode three hundred Yeah, we're not giving it to you yet And what we've learned now Prevail the facts do not matter. Yeah numbers do not matter We can just say whatever the name of the episode is or whatever the number of the episode is then it doesn't matter I mean, but three hundred episodes. We're getting there. Who would have thought Who would have thought? Yeah, it's probably more like we're already probably at like three oh five, but oh, yeah, of course. It's fine. It's all good

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I've been noticing like everybody's like not just like online or anything, but personally Everyone's at each other's throats. You think so? Yes. Like just I've noticed everyone is a lot more agitated Uh, everyone is just shits just weird right now and I think so be more like peewee herman Well, I think everything's starting to get to everybody on every side everyone's starting to just getting really fucking tense You add the stress of the holidays on top of that and I think everybody's Just a little more agitated than normal. So, you know, let's all try to Take a couple maybe take more deep breaths than you normally would and let's you know try to try to be good You know what's ginger?

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