Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 302: Jonestown Part III - Check Please
Episode Date: January 26, 2018On the third part of our series on Jim Jones, we cover the blossoming of Peoples Temple including the creation of the sex-obsessed Planning Commission and the harsh punishments that came along with it... as well as the introduction of everyone's favorite chimpanzee, Mister Muggs.
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Yes, little Brandon, she wondered.
He stood up and then pulled his eyes down as hard as he could.
The white goo fell down his cheeks.
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It's gonna get you.
There's no place to escape to.
This is the last talk.
On the left.
Why fuck your glass?
That's when the cannibalism started.
What was that?
To live you dumb, to dump you live.
Honestly, your voice is sounding really good.
It sounds great.
You should be kind of sick all the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We could make that your third act is Odd Singer Songwriter.
Ooh, that sounds fun.
Like leave on helm when you got throat cancer.
The constant drinking and smoking.
Alright, Marcus, we have a big announcement up top here.
Should we do this?
Huge announcement.
Love is in the air.
Big.
Fat.
Henry Zabrowski.
He's engaged to be married!
Sorry, ladies and dudes, I'm taking.
Congratulations, Henry.
You proposed to Natalie last evening,
so when you put the ring on the bone marrow,
did you give it to her?
Did you give Wendy deliver it to her?
I was joking for a second about going to the vet
and then just throwing up an x-ray
and that the ring was like deep in Wendy's guts.
I was like, what's that?
I was like, what's that?
No, I actually tied it to Wendy with a ribbon.
And then Natalie came in and the dog went up to her
and was like, the dog found something
and it was outside taking shit.
And what was it?
It was an engagement ring.
Wow, Henry Zabrowski engaged.
Off the market, Marcus.
Off the market, totally.
I feel good.
You should, you look good.
She can't leave me now legally.
She needs a team of lawyers to leave me.
Right, and then she can take all of your money.
Yes, and it will happen.
Oh, not yet.
You're still in the danger zone, my friend.
Oh yes, absolutely.
This is the most vulnerable part of a relationship.
I keep hearing and I've been warned by several people
who've been married already
that the wedding planning section is harrowing.
Good, good, good for you.
Everyone's getting married, Marcus.
Everyone's getting married.
All right, welcome to the last podcast
on the leftover one.
I am Ben Kistel.
That's Marcus Parks,
newly engaged Henry Zabrowski.
Do you feel different?
I feel, honestly, I feel really good.
I feel very, I mean, it feels very stable.
It's stabilizing.
It's really nice.
All right, all right.
Well, speaking of stabilizing and feeling good,
Jim Jones, at this point,
is making everyone feel wonderful
because they don't know the shitstorm
that's about to come.
Now, as we said last episode, Jim Jones
was a control freak.
And because People's Temple was growing so fast,
there just weren't enough hours
in a normal human beings day to oversee it all.
It's like how I feel about Oprah.
Or when a mom has a child and a dog
and somehow also has a job.
How do they do it?
I don't know.
But Jim Jones was no normal human being.
And he had to prove it.
So instead of delegating
or just being happy with what he had,
Jones decided to augment his performance with drugs.
I completely understand.
After the last little touring Jag,
I'm getting the idea and loveliness of cocaine.
Of his total amphetamine abuse.
It's just something about feeling not how I feel.
Right.
I was watching the Mike Judge thing.
What was it?
Max Marcus.
It's amazing.
All those old country stars full of amphetamines.
Oh my God.
And what did they do?
Create amazing music.
Tales from the Road.
Yeah.
Which is pretty great.
What's his name?
Johnny Paycheck shoots the guy in the hat.
Johnny Paycheck shoots the guy in the head
because they switch hats.
And then for some reason that offended him.
Yes.
And they called Johnny Paycheck
the Charles Manson of country music.
But Charles Manson was the Charles Manson
of country music.
Give the guys some credit.
Oh, Charles Manson was the Charles Manson
of folk music.
All right.
Well, remember this is important to know about Jim Jones.
He wasn't just an administrator.
This guy had to put on multiple hours long performances
every week.
Sometimes multiple shows a day.
And he had to be on point for every single show.
He could not appear to be anything less than godlike.
There was an afternoon show.
There was an evening show.
Right.
And then they would have meetings afterwards.
And then he would also be traveling back and forth
like doing road shows.
And honestly, each one's improvised.
And each one is slightly different depending
on the crowd.
Because sometimes he's a little bit more socialist.
Sometimes he's talking a little bit more about the Bible.
And so he's got to keep his head on straight.
And the only thing that fucking can do that
is some sweet, sweet cacaio.
Oh, I see cocaine.
No, it was not cocaine.
He was not a cocaine guy.
No.
He was just amphetamines.
He was like Benny's.
Yellow jackets.
Yeah, buzzers.
I feel like there were more amphetamines
in the 70s and 60s, weren't there?
Well, yeah.
You could just get prescribed these amphetamines.
Yeah, these were from a doctor, kind of like now,
where it's like with the opioid crisis,
where it's a drug that's OK because I went to a doctor
to get it.
Yeah, of course, everyone's done.
But opioids aren't created the greatest art, though, are they?
No, they're creating nothing.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, and Jim Jones, when he was improvising
these entire sermons, he'd just come up with this wacky shit.
Like one time, he said something like,
the only toothpaste that's going to cover you
in a nuclear war is Philip's toothpaste.
He was obsessed with just randomly being like,
I'm having a vision.
I'm having a vision that one of you
will fall off of a bicycle if we all don't switch to crest.
And then there's like, and that's
that is real where he lost his mind.
Yeah.
OK, great marketer, though.
Oh, yeah, man.
And his people worked just as hard as he did.
A lot of times bragging about how little they'd slept.
And since they were in a socialist society,
how hard they worked was pretty much the only status symbol
they could have by design.
Socialism doesn't sound fun.
No, not thrilling.
It sounds like it's hard.
Capitalism is nice because I can have an Uber
drive me to a place where then I can have my phone
send me fresh direct.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely.
Well, the nice thing about capitalism or socialism,
rather, I'm so tall, I always have to grab things
off the top shelf at the supermarket.
In socialism, there is nothing on the top shelf.
So it's all fine.
You are a human ladder.
Yes.
You literally have to be used also as a land bridge.
If there's a big wide creek, you have to lie completely
across it with your hands and your feet on either side.
I understand my role.
Well, Jim Jones worked harder than any of these guys.
So he turned to amphetamines.
As we know, Jim Jones was a naturally paranoid person.
What we also know is that speedy shit can turn
an already paranoid person into an absolute monster.
Well, Bill Cosby said that.
RIP.
Bill Cosby said that it is one of his famous bits.
It's about speed, where he was the only time he ever cursed
in one of his stand-up specials, where he turned to the guy.
He was like, I don't understand.
It's like, I don't get what this deal we're doing cocaine.
He said, well, cocaine, it amplifies your personality.
And Bill Cosby, the joke is, but what if you're an asshole?
Which is really funny, which is true, though.
It's like, how many times have you been the only sober person
in a room of people who are gacked out?
It's fucking awful.
The time I'm the only sober person in the room
full of people gacked out, let me just never happen.
That has never happened.
I don't know who that sad sap is,
but I would never want to be them, ever.
But also, he is running every single part of the ministry.
He is organizing fucking the buses.
He is getting people, he is going back and forth across,
dealing with the nursing homes.
He is dealing with his own facilities in Menacino.
He's trying to arrange all the road trips.
So he's got a lot of shit going on.
Yeah, and he's even going down to administrative work.
His administrative work was actually fantastic.
They said that Jim Jones, what he did is,
he had a neck for putting people in the right place.
There's this guy, Tim Carter, that was one of the biggest sources
we have for what went on in Jonestown.
He was a higher-up worker, but he came in and Jim Jones said,
all right, you're in charge of putting together all the buses.
You're in charge of getting everybody there on time.
You're in charge of all the timetables.
And he's like, I don't know how to fucking do this.
But then once he started doing it,
he found he had a neck for organization,
and he was fantastic at it.
And he said that like Jim Jones,
and that was another way that Jim Jones bound his followers to him,
was that he had a neck for helping them do shit
they didn't even know they knew how to do.
How many institutions is Jim Jones running at this point?
At this point right here, he's got his traveling road show.
He's got Yukaya.
He's not quite starting to franchise yet.
But he's also, he's got nursing homes.
They've got a laundromat.
They've got secondhand stores.
And the restaurant.
And they do a bunch of different things.
They have a restaurant?
The free restaurant.
The soup kitchen.
Oh, yes.
So it's not as bad as it was.
But it's still, it costs a lot of work.
Money to put cameras in those toilets.
You have to Chuck Berry it.
Well, starting in like 1971,
Jim Jones would have to take speed to keep him going,
but when it was time to sleep,
he had to take something for that as well.
So he took quailudes to bring him back down.
And all that back and forth, of course,
made old Jimmy's eyes pretty red.
And therein lies the mystery of the sunglasses.
What is that?
His eyes were constantly red.
So he had to constantly wear the sunglasses
to hide his eyes from his followers
so he didn't look like a drug-addled asshole.
And not like normal red.
Not like you slept on your face red.
Like crimson.
He looked like Vlad the Impaler.
It was very disconcerting to be around him.
And he'd be constantly tearing.
Imagine it's like a man who looks like a human vampire bat
who's also constantly crying.
He'd be like, put a bandana on.
Do something else.
And he'd already been playing with the idea of the sunglasses.
He kind of went on and off because sunglasses,
something like that, like an accessory,
helps to set you apart from your followers.
Also, I think a very interesting psychological effect
is that sunglasses are reflective surfaces.
So when you look at Jim Jones in the eyes,
you're literally only seeing your face.
And so it's like you're beginning to associate him with you.
What the cult leader's constant goal is,
is to make you one with my own mind.
And also we have a positive connotation to our own face and name.
So the longer you spend looking at your own face,
the more you fall in love with the person
that reminds you of yourself.
Okay, powerful stuff.
Very much so.
But when the drugs came, the sunglasses went on almost permanently.
But Jim Jones' excuse for wearing the sunglasses all the time
was he said that he had reached a holy state so powerful
that if he were to actually look upon a person with his unfettered gaze,
they would be burned by the godlike energy emanating from his eyes.
He was like Cyclops from the X-Men,
but instead of flames, just total amphetamines.
Lying from his eyes into the audience's face.
I also do think that he believed that.
I think that when you're on that many amphetamines,
you have a lot of big ideas about yourself.
Right.
And it was true that Jim Jones was extremely busy.
In the early 70s, the coffers of People's Temple were large enough
that they were able to buy a whole fleet of old decommissioned Greyhound buses.
Is that a humble brag?
I think that in the end it's still just a bunch of old stinky buses.
Can you imagine how just a decommissioned Greyhound bus from the 60s?
These were the 50s.
They were decommissioned in the 50s.
That is meat and potato poops all over that Greyhound bus.
Just filling the pipes.
Just absolutely log jam with it.
They don't decommission a Greyhound bus.
At least seven infants have to die on a Greyhound bus
without taking it out of circulation.
I was on one Greyhound bus and I'm fairly certain
whoever did whatever they did in the bathroom decommissioned that Greyhound bus.
It was disgusting.
And these buses only got more disgusting as the People's Temple used them
because they used these buses to take road trips
because when Jim Jones showed up in town,
it wouldn't do for him to perform to an audience of just like 100 or 200.
They brought like 300, 400 people.
And in order to do that, they would jam,
like I think they were like 50 person capacity buses.
So they would jam 70 people into these buses.
They would have people in the seats, people in the aisles.
They put the kids up in the luggage racks.
And since they couldn't stop at a hotel or anything like that,
they had two drivers working on shifts.
So while one driver was behind the wheel,
the other driver would be on a mattress in the luggage compartment.
And the craziest thing is one of the drivers was Chris Farley from Billy Madison.
He ate everybody's lunch.
He was the rest of his little field trip.
Also, when you're a socialist,
you begin to form grooves in your hips that allow you to be stackable.
That's an important factor.
Yes, you can always stack five socialists high.
Well, that's kind of fun.
Well, on these road shows,
Jones upped his healing game.
Instead of using plants,
he started forcing unwitting people to be a part of the cancer scam.
He'd still call someone out from the crowd telling them they had cancer
and he'd still use chicken guts.
But instead of having them go to the other room,
he'd have one of the people's temple members
go out into the audience dressed as a nurse.
Hey, I'm a nurse. Hey, I'm a nurse.
You got fucking cancer. Get up, buddy.
I don't know how.
Did you know you had cancer? Get the hell out.
I don't have.
You got a raspy voice.
You some kind of leave unhelp?
Come on, get up.
You fucking throw it ridden. You got a beautiful voice.
Thank you.
You ever done radio? Do you podcast?
Do I have cancer?
You got cancer. Come on, get the fuck up.
Jones would yell and cast out the cancer and such.
And just the right moment,
the nurse would somehow slide the chicken guts
into the audience member's mouth
who would then spit it back out again.
You say it's like sleight of hand,
but you know it's just been like,
get this in your fucking mouth.
Come on, shut up, shut up.
The Lord wants this for you.
The world's saddest Kentucky fried chicken.
That is so disgusting.
Yeah, and they called this passing a growth.
Yeah, yeah.
I could say it.
God.
The doctor said when I was born,
Mrs. Kissel, you did pass a growth.
Unfortunately, when we rigidly looked at the X-rays,
we assumed the watermelon size tumor
had fused its way to its spine,
but apparently it's a child.
It's a child.
And if anyone got too close to the growth
after it had already been spit out,
because they didn't want anyone looking at this,
because if you got close enough,
it was obviously just chicken guts.
Right.
Whoever it was that was around,
whatever people's temple member that was around,
had to gobble it up before people could get a look at it.
God.
Well, you didn't miss the Jones.
I'll do it.
Sure thing, Johnny Garbage.
That's something I like, but it's all made stinky.
It falls on the ground.
That's all right.
Get away from me, Johnny Garbage.
We all hate you.
Oh.
You got one service.
That's why you're part of a social society
we're giving you a purpose.
That's a big purpose.
Gobbling up the chicken guts in a social society.
Big time stuff.
But people believe this shit.
And when people believe, they give money.
And Jim Jones had plenty of ways for them to give it to him.
We're not talking a rich congregation here either.
Very impoverished in the most part.
You've got a nickel and diamond.
The whole point is doing like hitting them a little bit at a time.
That's what I do in Atlantic City with my slot machines.
Nickel and diamond, baby.
The most popular merch at the Jim Jones table was portraits.
People could buy a picture of Jim Jones for five bucks.
And with that picture in their possession,
Jones would be able to protect them afar from illness, accident, or assault.
And the more you bought, the more you were protected.
It was like those get out of jail free cards you get
if your family members were the cop.
Oh yes.
But it's with a man that will fuck your wife and your son.
Unfortunately.
One boy told a story about him laying a picture on the body of a dead bird.
And suddenly, the bird sprung back to life.
Cool.
All through the power of Jim Jones.
Just a picture of him, huh?
That's it.
I don't think it's real.
I mean, I don't mean to, I don't mean to toss a nano on it,
but here's my nano card.
It might be.
And it was a creepy picture too.
What did you say the picture looked like?
Because someone found a card and posted it online.
He looks like, obviously, last time, last episode,
he said he looks like Sam the Eagle, which he does.
He's got a tip.
But also, he sort of looks like Tom Cruise in disguise
trying to go to the mall.
Like he's just covered with prosthetics.
He's got a big old monstrous head.
Huge.
He does.
He looks like if Tony Clifton fucked George Jones.
He looks like yes.
It is like this.
It's such a square, almost like the old man from up
if he was young.
Now, while it may not seem like five bucks
a pot for these pictures wouldn't amount to much,
People's Temple would sometimes sell up to 600
in a single service.
That's about $3,000 per service,
and every bit of that tax-free.
Can we start doing this?
I just said, and I honestly don't think it's a lie,
that if you take a picture of me,
and you leave it in a jar in the morning,
sometimes nugs just appear overnight,
and the nug gnomes come, and they're just like...
Oh fuck, did we drop the nugs?
We were supposed to last night in that fucking jar, did we?
Yeah, we did.
I don't think we did, bro.
We smoked all of them.
While Jones was raking in the money,
his followers were living true socialist lifestyles
back in Redwood Valley.
And the funny thing was, a lot of the people who joined
didn't actually know they were joining a socialist group.
That talk was saved until after they've moved in.
Before you moved in, it had all been a quality
and doing good for others, and you think that's the sort
of community that you're joining.
But after you join, you're living in a shack
with 12 other people.
Yeah, it's like the idea of doing charity in LA
where people assume, it's like, oh, well, then you go
and you get mimosas, and then you go,
and I have an old sweater I don't like,
and so I'm dropping off at the shelter,
but then you show up, and it's a bunch of people like,
we're all sharing a bar of soap.
It's Sonya's turn on the toilet this weekend,
and she gets it all weekend because she didn't get it
for a month.
12 strangers living in a shack.
One comes up with a pro wrestling character called The Miz,
and I watched The Miz last night, WWE Rawr.
At Barclays Center, The Miz new intercontinental champion
beaten Roman Reigns.
A lot could happen with 12 people in a shack.
Is that really connected?
No, that's like the real world, but with no cameras
and ultimate sadness.
I think you were just trying to work in a way to tell everyone
that you went to Raw 25 last night.
Pretty cool.
I saw your Instagram stories.
Yes, your Instagram stories.
The flurry and the blurriness of them look like
as if my mentally handicapped cousin got a hold of a cell phone
and started because he loved wrestling.
Yes, yes, he was my cameraman.
But part of this is that the reason why they didn't know
is because, again, remember Jim Jones used to mix up
the message wherever he was.
So he'd tell you whatever it is that you wanted to hear
that you'd get out of the people's temple,
and then you'd just show up, and I gotta say,
it's gotta be a hard ass surprise.
A socialist surprise is the hardest surprise.
People surprised by the religious aspect,
where some people are brought in by the socialist aspect
and be like, why the hell is he talking about God now?
Well, that was mixed in with the public sermons,
because in the private sermons, he mostly talked about socialism,
because those private sermons, the ones that were
for the people's temple members, those were locked door affairs,
and they actually had security at the door to make sure
that there were no non-people's temple members coming in.
But that's where he got to God, right?
So it was God in private and public?
No, no, no, it was the opposite.
It was God in public, and then it was socialism in private.
It was God and equality, but as we'll see later on,
he did try going for the socialism in public a couple of times,
but it did not work.
It doesn't mix, even though the thing is that
socialists are way more down to play ball.
They understand a little bit more, oh,
we kinda gotta lie about the God shit to build our numbers,
and in the end, we're going to serve the community
and we're going to serve the human race.
So who gives a shit if he's talking about God?
But the problem is that God people don't feel the same way.
Of course, socialists are the only political party
that lie about believing in God.
That's the only one.
That's it, that's it.
No, no, no, no.
Now these camps, they weren't like Omshin-Rikio camps
or anything.
They're not being forced to wear diapers
and being beat with reeds and things like that.
No cabbage, no cabbage to be found.
Not a cabbage society,
because actually I think they might not have been able
to afford cabbage.
Cabbage, you'd be surprised.
That's up to five cents I have.
Wow.
All right, you got it.
You could peel off some leaves
if you see a lazy marketeer
that would call somebody who runs a market.
No, it wasn't that bad,
but anytime someone even thought about complaining,
either a member of the People's Temple
or Jones himself had one word to shut them up,
bourgeois.
Which is an insult that doesn't cut me.
You know what I mean?
It doesn't get to me, but I understand.
Bourgeois, does that mean they just don't want to,
they want to have any kind of amenities
in their life whatsoever?
Amen.
You didn't like eat no meal for breakfast
and peanut butter for lunch every day?
Bourgeois.
Bourgeois pig.
It's a joy.
I'm wearing a Jose Payne jacket.
How does that make me bourgeois?
Don't like shitting in front of other people?
No.
Bourgeois.
Bourgeois pig.
And the revolution will take you down.
I just don't want to feel like Charles Manson taking a bath.
Don't want to have sex with Tim Jones?
No.
Bourgeois.
What?
You stinky butt.
You get to shit all over the father's dick.
How dare you?
You know he likes a clean, deep stick
when he's bruised the dirt.
So the dick he put it in his wave
and he doesn't get any shit in your pussy.
Well, you know what?
I feel, I actually feel better.
The first time I am part of the bourgeois age.
Yeah, and Jim Jones used that word
to justify other sexual habits as well.
When one of his black followers asked Jim
why he only slept with white women,
Jim got super pissed off
and said it was because the white women
needed to be snapped out of their bourgeois attitudes.
And since black people didn't have bourgeois attitudes,
there was no reason to have sex with them, see?
Okay.
Yeah.
Doesn't that make sense?
The math adds up.
I have no idea.
He's sitting there being like,
tonight get away with that.
Did I just do that?
Did I just do that?
Because you know nothing pounds the bourgeoisie
out of a woman or a lost Vietnam vet man.
Quite like the five and a half inch penis of Jim Jones.
Jim Jones.
He honestly, well, he apparently, he was really packing.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jim Jones had a, had a hunker.
Isn't that something?
Yeah, he said it was enough for the entire proletariat.
Whoa.
Jim Jones got people to go along with so much shit
using the buzzword bourgeois.
So just remember, if you keep hearing the same words
over and over and over again,
like bourgeois or enemy or freedom,
there's something very wrong with where you are
and what you're doing.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
There's nothing like,
I've never heard anything like fake news
or like anything that's constantly said over and over again.
Like it's a doctrine that's being sold
from our government to our media companies to us
who are mutually benefiting each other
by hypnotizing us into being much of sheep robots.
Well, I would have listened to you,
but I'm too busy eating my weight watchers.
I actually get to eat more and I lose weight.
Well, really?
Can they check it out?
How many points is that?
Full leaf of prosciutto you're eating?
Yeah.
Are you on the freedom diet?
I am.
I actually feel more free than ever.
But Jones needed the word bourgeois
to solve one of his biggest problems.
Now, a lot of his followers,
being a part of people's temple was a step up
and a lot of them came from intense poverty.
So a job and a roof over the head
was about the best life they had.
It's like finding somebody
that you just got out of a halfway house.
They're really easy to get into a solid relationship with
because you just have to...
Well, you give them a full house.
All you have to do is give them just a slight tick up
in lifestyle and you got them.
Yeah, naturally.
Yeah, but other followers were coming
from middle and upper class backgrounds
and they were super educated.
They were college boys and girls.
And if they left,
they were almost guaranteed to be living a better life
comfort wise almost immediately.
They didn't need people's temple.
Well, why would they go there in the first place then?
Ideological reasons,
because this was the early 70s, late 60s.
You got Vietnam going on.
You got riots in every fucking city.
I mean, leadership is failing at every level in America
and had been for a long time.
People were lost.
You've got cops on the streets in Birmingham,
sick and dogs after people,
and hitting people with fire hoses.
Shits fucked up.
So people are looking for...
They're looking for a utopian society.
They're looking for something better.
And Jim Jones has given them that.
There were two decades in this country's history
where you could just say anything
and just get away with it and just be like,
it was the 60s.
Like, why did you wear shoes on your hands?
It was the 60s.
It was the 60s.
And if you remember the 60s
and you weren't wearing shoes on your hands,
then you weren't alive during the 60s
and you weren't wearing shoes on your hands.
It was an excuse for everything.
It was 20 years of madness.
Oh, it was 20 years of madness.
And the 70s don't get enough credit
for being a particularly fucked up time
in American history.
I mean, it was possibly the worst decade
we'd had since the Civil War.
Everything went wrong.
Leadership failed on every single level.
And it only got worse as the years went on,
especially when like 1978 came
and Jonestown happened.
People were like, 900 people?
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is my impression
of the most positive Vietnam soldier of all time.
Well, pretty cool, right?
Cool, wow.
But also remember,
what seems like a great idea on Wednesday,
you know what I mean?
You're showing up.
We're like, we're a part of the socialist world.
It doesn't really matter on Saturday
when you have to give up your orchestra level tickets to rush
because you have to go empty out the septic tanks
because if you pulled the short straw,
being like, no, you're fucked.
So all of a sudden you have these upper class people
showing up, quote unquote,
upper class people that are like, oh, wow.
Oh, this is what commitment to the cause means,
and it's very difficult to keep them in play.
He's got to make sure they're happy, though, doesn't he?
Well, it's because they have their fuck there,
the money sources.
Yeah, he has to manipulate these people
in a completely different way.
So besides screaming bourgeois,
Jim manipulated these people's arrogance and self-worth.
Jim, he played pretty fast and loose with the facts.
Somewhere in the late 60s,
Jon switched from Russia being the evil empire
that would destroy them all through nuclear weapons,
which happens to saying Russia was a socialist paradise.
There was a possible escape plan for them.
Then you just have the yada, yada, yada,
all the millions of people that died in the purges
and the gulags, all the bullshit.
But you can yada, yada, yada your way out of that
as long as you have your sunglasses on
because no one can see your eyes cross
every single time you do it because that's what happens.
Can you imagine thinking Russia is a socialist paradise?
Yeah, that's what he told these people,
and a lot of these people, I mean, they were uneducated.
A lot of these people, they didn't go to college.
They didn't write a fucking paper on Stalin.
They didn't know.
So for years he was talking about Lenin
and he was talking about Marx and saying,
and that's where it ended with Russia,
but now he's saying like, oh no, Stalin.
Stalin's great.
He's awesome. He's doing all sorts of great things for Russia.
He was doing all sorts of great things for Russia.
And I'm like, cruise ship, woo, yeah.
Great, great fucking guy.
You have one person who's read a book
who's like, Mr. Jones,
why are you, like,
what about millions of people that got murdered?
Yeah, yeah, what about all these people
that were murdered through all the purges?
And he was called up by this in one of these
like big public meetings, you know,
a guy raised his hands and said like,
hey, I don't think that's right.
And so Jones lost his shit, publicly humiliated the guy,
but after the meeting,
Jones took the guy aside and said like,
hey listen, one of my followers,
they're simple.
Dude, listen, they don't get it.
So to them, I'm feeding them jelly beans.
I'm feeding you broccoli.
You want broccoli? I know you do.
Because I like the way you look.
The other side problem, this whole thing,
you're thinking about it? You know what you have to do?
Think about it. If it's somebody like you
that does think about it every once in a while,
you got to work for me. You just got promoted.
How does that feel? You just got promoted
to putting the toilet lids on the toilet.
I'm excited.
It also sounds like you've channeled
his inner spokesperson for men's warehouse.
That's what he's telling me.
Say like, hey listen, you can't call me out
on this shit in public.
But you can always come to me.
Because I need a guy like you.
I need a smart guy like you.
In fact, you're probably smarter than I am.
So I need a guy like you on my side.
But you can't do it in public,
but you can always come to me in private
and you can straighten me out then.
So he would cherry pick the most troublesome ones,
but the doubt is like a virus in these little groups.
Because at some point your cortisol levels
are going crazy when you're a group of people.
Everybody's kind of all in a,
you're in a hive mind.
We work on a network as a species.
So you're in this place
where everything's super harmonious.
And then if you have one particular
strong member of the group
stands up and questions the whole thing,
it's going to send a ripple throughout the whole thing.
And he knows that. So he goes after the most contentious ones
and he just brings them closer.
We have what Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda,
and Dolly Parton did in the hit film
nine to five, which is an incredible movie
about empowerment of females,
but also of anybody.
And happy birthday to Dolly Parton.
Happy birthday!
No, not today. Me and Dolly Parton share a birthday.
Really? Oh, I love Dolly.
The same way, same butt size.
Oh my goodness. Yes, well, it's the opposite.
Her breasts, his butt, both big.
Interesting. Both natural.
We have to do a show in Dollywood.
Oh, they would love us.
I want to go to Dollywood.
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, here I come.
Oh, man. Well, Jim Jones,
he pulled these people closer.
And this guy, Mike Cartwell,
he was one of Jim's adopted sons.
He put it perfectly. He said,
Jim Jones gave you your five minutes
and in return, you gave him your life.
He gave him the Bill Clinton finger trick.
He did the same thing. He looks right at you.
And also this is the man who is now beginning
to call himself God, right?
Now imagine if God
gives you two minutes of one-on-one time
and he knew how influential that was.
So he used it very sparingly
and he knew when to turn his gaze
onto somebody and in turn,
not only did it empower other people
into thinking that he was God and bring them closer to them,
but it also brought himself
closer to his own delusions
of how much control I have of her people.
And I got to say, I'm happy we're breezing over
that Bill Clinton finger trick,
whatever the heck that is.
We're going to move on.
Really, the Bill Clinton
comparison is very apt
because Jim Jones had that
politician's talent.
They said about Bill Clinton is that
he could go through on a campaign.
He could go to a small town
in Minnesota and then
he'd come back four years later
and he would not only know that person's name,
he'd know their son's name,
he'd know their wife's name,
he'd know what problem that person had
through, he would know all these
personal details and Jim Jones was that
exact same way. If he heard a personal
detail about a person once,
just once, heard their name just once,
he'd know about that
and he was also at the same time being
informed the whole time.
People are telling him, hey, this is what's going on
with Patty, this is what's going on with Sarah.
He's got spies all over the place
and that's a part of it. So then he would use it
in his congregation, which I think is very interesting,
that he would use it for
trickstering his preaching and then he would also
use it on his own people.
But you know, not to discredit the talent
there, but I think back in the 60s and 70s
there were three names, right?
Yes, Jim John Mary.
It's like, this is my brother Darryl,
this is my brother Darryl, this is my brother Darryl,
New Heart Show, classic Bob New Heart.
He's still alive, I think. Bob New Heart, totally.
Is he really? Yeah, it's amazing.
It is great, isn't it? So with these college boys,
Jones made him feel special,
he'd stroke their ego and he'd turn
them into confidants. And the most
important of those confidants would be a young
man named Tim Stone.
See, Jones knew that if he wanted
to truly expand people's temple
to the size he knew it could be, he was going
to need a lawyer. Once you get to a certain size,
you have to have a lawyer.
Well, it's not even just a lawyer. He needed
someone who was as capable as he was.
He was overseeing every single thing,
including the books. And it gets to a point
where it's like, the amphetamines can only do so much.
And he knew deep,
deep, deep inside that
he was still a guy. Yeah.
And even though he's been lying to, even to
Marceline now, even to the closest of
the closest people, he now
knows that he needs to bring somebody who is
just as capable as he is. And so then he
starts casting a line out and
it's interesting how you put that
intention out in the universe and then a Tim
Stone shows up. So we had Joe McCarthy
out there with Roy Cohen, right?
Roy Cohen. Roy Cohen, yeah. That was his big guy
who went to work with Trump later on. But then
was this guy sort of his cone?
Yeah. This guy was absolutely, he was
his right-hand man.
Did McCarthy ever go after Jim Jones
for socialism? I guess it was a different generation.
That was a different generation. That was the 50s.
I can't remember. Jim Jones did have,
actually, Jim Jones
went straight up against it
because during McCarthyism, Jim Jones,
I think, was right out of college.
And so he would go
to these communist meetings because
there were so people that were trying to be
a little rebellious with it. So Jim Jones
would go to communist meetings
and they'd have FBI
agents outside like staking this shit out
and Jim Jones would go up to each one
of them. He would introduce himself, say
hi, my name is Jim Jones. I live
at such and such and such and such address
and he would taunt them. He would essentially
he would like, I'm a communist. No one
fuck with me. I will never
stop being a communist. I am a proud communist.
This is just the way shit is.
Okay. So as far
as Tim Stone went, you know,
this guy, if Jim Jones
needed a right-hand man, he needed
a guy that not only believed in the cause
but also believed in Jim Jones.
Luckily for him,
Tim Stone happened to be just
in the neighborhood. He didn't even have to look far.
Tim Stone was an
assistant DA for Mendocino County
where Redwood Valley was located.
He was just right there.
And this guy, he took, yeah,
he took to the temple's message like a duck to water.
Jones could not have
accomplished half of what he did
in the years to come without Tim Stone.
So this guy is an ADA.
He's putting, helping putting people in jail.
He's, I mean, and he's a rising
star too. He's not, he's not like
just a guy that's sitting on the
benches. Like everyone around knew like
Tim Stone, that guy's got a future. And when
he joined up with People's Temple, people were like,
what the fuck are you doing? Were people
public about it? About People's Temple?
Yeah, would this stone guy be like, I'm with this dude?
Absolutely. No, they
had to be. That was a requirement.
It wasn't something that you
kept secret. Like you had to
be out and out with being a part
of People's Temple because they were actually proud because
they thought it was such a good thing. They didn't
think they were in a cult. They thought they were
a part of a group that was working towards
equality and just the general
betterment of man. They thought they were being
an example and you can't be an example if you don't
tell everybody what you're doing. How do they know
you're a good person if you don't tell them you're a good
person, Ben? Right, yeah, of course.
Now, if the drugs were the secret
ingredient to Jones' evil, then stone
was the secret ingredient to his success.
But with Tim Stone came his
wife, Grace.
And since Tim spent most of his time with Jim,
Tim's marriage started
to fall apart. And since Grace
was lonely, she started talking about her problems
to other People's Temples members. What
she didn't know, though, was that People's
Temple kept a huge database
of handwritten note cards containing
information on every single member.
So who's taking
all these notes? Everyone.
So everyone is just snitching on everyone
else? It's not like Scientology
where people are doing audits and they're
freely giving the information. They would just
report on each other in conversation.
It was like Nazi Germany.
And it wasn't like
Scientologists where they would sit in a room
and they would confess this shit.
This stuff was done by tiny, cute little
old ladies. They would sit there and
they'd ask you sweet questions
where all of a sudden they're like, so do you like
chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate? Yeah, good. What's your deepest fear?
Spiders?
Yeah, oh, is that just that? Just spiders?
Just something simple like spiders?
I thought we were talking about ice cream. No, no, what's
something that shakes you to your core?
Just curious, my dear.
Yeah, loneliness never having anything
dying alone.
Maybe never knowing support you.
Tell me, what's your favorite soup?
Split peas?
Oh, that's good to know. Tell me,
what's your deepest weakness?
It's just chocolate ice cream.
So when Jones found out that Grace and Tim's marriage
was on the rocks, he moved in.
Pretty soon, Grace was pregnant
and the baby born from that illicit affair
would be one of the many catalysts
that would end people's temple
forever. Okay. I just don't understand
why he liked being a buck so much
to the cook. What do you mean?
He just loved that. There was something about
it. I mean, I guess obviously it's showing power
over his people, but he really did enjoy
taking people's wives. Oh, yes.
I guess so. I mean, it was all about
power. I mean, really, a lot of times
him having sex with the dudes,
it wasn't really even
that much about sex for pleasure.
It was about dominance. Yeah. I mean, it was
very, people's temple
was very primal at times.
Oh, yeah, especially the group thing
at its very basis. Right.
So John Victor Stone was born
January 25th, 1972
and this baby was special in the world
of Jim Jones. Since he was
having so much illicit sex
and did not enjoy condoms,
abortions were pretty common
in people's temple. Do you think that's a
positive thing, though? No, I don't.
I thought abortions are positive.
No. I don't
understand. I don't think you're
understanding. But it just seems like it would
be lucky for them to have a lot of abortions.
I don't. No, this is, it was all
traumatic. It was forced abortions.
These women did not, they did not want to have
abortions because if you look at it, like
I mean, you're
impregnated by God, you know.
Awesome. But then God makes you get an abortion
and God doesn't even drive you
to the clinic and God doesn't play brick
on the radio so that you could sit and
maybe feel something
for a second. Bringing Ben Fold's
a five into this.
That's one angry dwarf. I love it.
Yeah. And I'm tall. But I always have.
Interesting. I relate to it.
Jones got around this contradiction
by saying that adding more people to the world
was contrary to socialist beliefs
and since the purpose of the sex
was to give Jones a release,
a baby was merely an inconvenient
byproduct that had no real purpose.
So then come on the belly.
I know. He's just being selfish.
Just do something else. Do something fun with it.
Do it on the leg. Nah, dude. Only
Gooshin' inside is going to give
him enough of it. I don't want to think about
this disgusting guy.
A slightly more fucked up George Jones.
No, you don't want to think about a Jonesy
cream pod? No, I don't want to think about it.
In the fact that you even said that it's just
disturbing. Because you know his cum noises
sound like an old man moving a wheel
barrel that's like
short and bad. You're welcome.
Because every single time he fucked you, he said
I'm doing this for you. At this point
he's in the series. I'm going to say he's worse than
L. Ron Hubbard. Yes, absolutely.
Absolutely. Of course he did. L.
Ron Hubbard didn't murder 900 people.
L. Ron Hubbard just technically made money
on a fantastic idea.
A wonderful storyline.
But Jim Jones also
they would show up in the bus
number seven it would become to be known
and it would wreak of booze and they weren't
allowed to have booze. And all of a sudden
he's got a smoking jacket
on. You're like we're not supposed to have
specific types of jackets. I thought it was
boozy water to have jackets with specific types
of activities. He's like no, no, no,
God has many jackets.
In John Victor Stone, this
illicit child
Jones saw something that he could use.
Now, while Grace and Tim Stone were listed on
the birth certificate as the parents, as far
as people's temple were concerned, the baby
was Jim's. Because Jim Jones
forced Tim Stone to write
a humiliating statement
declaring that Jim Jones was in fact
a biological father. It read
in part, I
Timothy Oliver Stone
hereby acknowledged that in April
1971 I entreated
my beloved
pastor James W.
Jones to Syrah Child
by my wife Grace
Stone who had previously
at my insistence
reluctantly but graciously
consented there too.
James W. Jones agreed to
do so reluctantly
after I explained that I
very much wish to raise
a child but was unable after
extensive attempts to sire one
myself and my reason for requesting
James W. Jones to do this
is that I wanted my
child to be fathered if not
by me, but the most
compassionate, honest
and courageous human being
the world contains.
This is an ADA.
This is an ADA.
This is a highly educated, powerful man.
Powerful lawyer, but probably
could have been a Robert Kennedy.
This statement was partly
so Jones would have something to take
to the courts should the stones defect
even though it wouldn't hold up in court.
But it was also done to take
Stone down a peg or two as
his power on the cult was only increasing.
He had to remind Tim Stone of his
place. Well he would do this a lot
where he would essentially foster his
own enemies in his own
conflicts within the church
in order just to shut them down.
And each time it made him harder.
And he also saw something
to hold over Stone should
Stone's loyalty waver
in any way whatsoever. A little
John-John as the kid came to be known
was leverage. Tragedy always
comes to kids named John-John.
John-John. Was it John-John?
John-John. That's the official name.
His name was John Victor
Stone but they called him John-John.
Okay. How do you get
a name like it's
someone like a mentally handicapped farm
hand his name and I don't understand
how you get these next names. I don't know.
I understand like we call Wendy like lumpy
lump and all that kind of shit because it's a dog.
You know what I mean? It's like a dog you come up with
with your various names for it at some
point. But like a child we
be like oh nookie schnookie
or it's like it's not an oompa loompa.
And as we'll see
the reason this child is leverage
is going to backfire spectacularly.
Okay.
Jones didn't stop here either as far as
using this pregnancy to his advantage.
He had one more person to humiliate
almost as an afterthought.
Marceline. His wife.
Jones made his wife sign
the aforementioned statement as a
witness publicly
acknowledging once again
that Jones fucked whoever he wanted.
What was her state here? I mean
she's still chilling with all this. She was
okay with all this. No. God no.
And this little stunt. This was the last straw
for Marceline. Okay. I mean she decided
after this like fuck this
I'm leaving. I met this very nice
psychiatrist. Why do the
married women always meet psychiatrists
that look like Judge Reynolds from the Santa Claus?
Yes. Judge Reinhold.
He's great in the Santa Claus.
Why do they always leave it for
a man with weird sweaters?
It's always like me and
Marcy have been talking and we feel
we feel. It is in her
best interest to leave. They can't
fuck as good as Jim Jones, right?
They can cuddle up to that sweet
sweet sweater and sure the guy has a
micro like Johnny Paycheck. It doesn't
matter. Yeah. Sometimes you want
Santa Claus but sometimes you need a man
who loves his weenie whistle. That's
right. You're right.
Now the only problem was
is that Marcy Leven
meant that her kids
would go with her or at least that's what
she wanted. Five kids. She wanted
all five of her kids to go with her because
she knew Jim Jones was a fucking psycho.
She didn't want to leave her kids with him.
So after Marcy Leven told
Jones what she was going to do, Jones called
a family meeting and after Marcy Leven
held fast on her position
Jones tried intimidating her
like he did his followers saying she would
be met quote by the Avengers
of Death. But at this point
she's heard the God spiel from him for
a while and she's like all right
all of this is horse shit.
Of course as we've said multiple
times Marcy was like his first
follower and his closest
follower. She's like I know you're
not going to send fucking lightning after
me. You're not Thor.
We're going to do like what are you
going to do? And so finally Jim Jones
was like well how about cut the angel
shit and just say I will kill you.
And doing it in front of the kids
like they're in a family
meeting and Jim Jones is saying
like listen your mother wants
she wants to take you away from me.
She wants to take you out of here and
when the kids are like well
you know like they weren't really swayed
by that like they kind of thought about because
you know they fucking love their mother. She was actually a good mother
but
after that Jim Jones is like yeah I'm just going to
if you take him I'm just going to fucking kill you
and so after that
because at this point he had a full
fucking private army
a small one at least. He had a crew
like fucking jack booted thugs
they're fucking armed. They are
fiercely loyal.
Marshall knew that he had
the means and he had the will to do this
so she canceled her plans
and just settled into a life of
dutiful misery. So he's living like
Gaddafi with a
militant troop all around him. But this shit happened
really subtly.
The one thing I want you to truly
understand is that the difference in other cults
than we've covered is that a lot of that
those changes kind of happened up
top like children of God
and that's like it went whackity
shmackity like really really fast
really really early same thing without Omshan Rikio
but the people's temple was very subtle.
It was a
this shit just kind of naturally
grew around him. His enforcers
just sort of came out of the
specific people that came out of either
the criminal rehab programs
or the drug rehab programs. These people
kind of like formed unofficial
groups around them and Marceline was watching
this happen which is why she started getting
an outside relationship and sort of trying
to figure out a way to get the kids out. But she
didn't realize how fully
close the net had become. Well that's what
I was wondering is this officially
at this point would you classify
this as a cult at this point?
It's close. Yeah. It's getting there.
It's very much good. I mean they've already got
a little compound. Redwood Valley's already
pretty much a little compound
and the reason why
Jones was able to do this so subtly
is because he had a reason for everything
you know and he as far as
the security force goes we're going to see later
like why he really beef
shit up and how he actually did it
in such a way where all of his followers
said oh that makes sense. Oh fuck
yeah but then all of a sudden you know then
you have the fringe members that are like
what
check please
and that's actually a way to get out of a cult
you can actually that's a good thing for people to know
if you need to get out of a cult you can just go
legally. Check please
and then you have to leave.
Look at that.
Well despite their mother's sad existence
most of the Jones kids they were actually
doing pretty good doing no
small part to their long time
buddy Mr. Mugs.
Who's Mr. Mugs?
Mr. Mugs was a full
grown chimpanzee whom
temple members were told was saved from
the laboratory.
Do you know he's got one of those fucking voice boxes
still built in just being like
run children run
save mugs save mugs
the monkey get monkey into
police car.
Honestly man every
kid wanted a monkey. The kids got a monkey.
Well he even used the
chimp as a way to build himself up again
because they bought the chimp at a fucking
pet store. I don't know
what it was about like the late
60's early 70's Jim Jones is selling
monkeys door to door. They're out in California
some pet store just has a fucking
chimp for sale. It's just
different times and simpler times also
if you for some reason they just thought
they were just like a dog
except a dog
can't rip your fucking arms off.
Yeah it's like we got a chinchilla
we got a palmarinia we got a monkey we got a
Mogwai we have an iguana what do you
want.
Yeah and they told
how they kind of built themselves up with Mr.
Mugs is that like oh no he didn't buy him
at a pet store. Jim Jones saw
him in a laboratory and he saved him
because he could not bear to see this
beautiful creature suffering.
Why are you wearing sunglasses
inside. Do you want
you are frightening me. Please
stop trying to make love to me
I will not do it.
I will not do it.
What's your shut up Mr. Mugs.
Shut it up. Well presumably
named after the tonight show chimpanzee
mascot J Fred Mugs
Mr. Mugs Jones
would serve the same purpose for people's
temple he was Mugs Mr.
Mugs was like oh yeah everyone loves
Mr. Mugs. Who's the mascot.
Oh my god. I know
they didn't put him on like t-shirts but
might as well. Please merchandise
me you're leaving money on the
table. I also
there was a monkey mascot on the tonight show.
Yeah J Fred Mugs
I found this out by like I googled
Mr. Mugs chimpanzee to see what kind of
Mr. Mugs stories I could get and yeah he has
his own Wikipedia page a very long
Wikipedia page. He had his own spin-off
show the J Fred Mugs show. So you didn't
tell me they allowed a chimp to run
an entire television show. I guess
so. And was it just canceled because it
ripped Raquel Welch's face off in the
fan or like we've got to we've got to figure
out a way to put it back on. Can you just
imagine Ed McMahon getting slam
wasted with that monkey
I'll tell you what this chimp makes a lot
of sense when he talks about immigration.
Did you read Gump & Company?
No we were talking about that.
Gump & Company. Gump & Company was
the sequel to the book Forest Gump.
I didn't even know it was a book. Yeah Forest
Gump was totally a book and then a few after
the movie came out and it was so big the
writer wrote a sequel called
Gump & Company and in Gump & Company
of course he gets into a lot more
wacky adventures and in
the book Forest Gump, Raquel
Welch and a chimp all
go into space together. I totally would
have guessed it. Talk about
I could totally
could have called that what an easy plot.
I would love to hear the interview with
the author of Gump & Company be like so how do
you describe the book? Well it could be
best described as a money grab
as like I'm trying to capitalize
kind of like a scam kind of like a thing
that I don't even believe I wrote
a manuscript short about
my door and I believed I hired five
Himalayan boys to do it.
It was obviously written over a weekend.
Okay. Yeah but it was really fun
because you know Raquel Welch chimp
Forest Gump in space. That's kind of funny.
But it's not great about that. Go to space.
If you're out of ideas take your characters
to space. Well although Jay Fred
Muggs would survive until
2012 running out his days in Florida
with his girlfriend Phoebe BB
who was a human being. What?
No. Oh yeah
Hold on. This is a whole
B size to this story. Alright
Phoebe BB?
Phoebe BB. Phoebe BB.
I don't think it actually was a human.
Oh it wasn't. Okay.
Even though Jay Fred Muggs would live a long life
Mr. Muggs Jones would
die in Jonestown most likely the
first casualty of the mass suicide.
Yeah of course. Everybody's dying
and falling right at this. You gotta
don't tell me the the the chimp
is that going like
It's been like he is
disturbing my death like piece.
This is I mean this is absolutely
fucking absurd to think about. That's why we bring
it up because it is fucking absurd.
But it really shows you what sort of
planning went into that last day. Kill
Mr. Muggs was on the checklist
and either that or someone
thought like oh fuck what about the monkey
and just took care of him in a last minute
mercy. They shot him in the back of the head.
I'll never tell what happened here.
Oh man. And then they shot him like Che Guevara.
Oh. Just let him go in
the forest. Yeah they absolutely
couldn't. I mean I don't know there were no chance
there but you know what those forests in Jonestown
were full of monkeys. They said that was actually
in the mornings monkeys were their roosters
is that they'd wake up.
That's terrifying. That is kind of scary.
Monkeys are our roosters.
Time to make the donuts.
Well long before all that
happened back in the early 70s
the Jones family was doing pretty good
even though Jones constantly
preached socialist ideals. He wasn't
above taking a few bucks from the kitty to
take his family on expensive vacations
all on the down low. He's working
very hard. He is working
very hard. Technically he's working extremely
hard but he's telling all of us people
like hey we're going
on a secret mission.
That's a cool way to set up a vacation.
Yeah. He's like we're going on a secret
mission. We'll be back in like
a week. We're going
to this place Walliworth.
I hope it's open. You better
check if it's open first.
The only Jones
child who didn't seem to be enjoying himself
was Jim and Marceline's only true born
son Stephen. Whether
it was because of depression or if it was
just a cry for help Stephen attempted
suicide three
times when he was 12.
He himself said it was a lot. Just one
year. He said it was a cry for help. Oh
of course it was. Since Jones was
a hardcore drug addict it was important for
him to keep a large and convenient stash
of ludes around the Jones household at
all times. And it was with these pills
that Stephen attempted suicide.
And even after the second attempt, even after the
third, Jones still kept
the pills readily available all
for his own convenience even though
his son was grabbing him and taking him
whenever he could. Possibly even worse
than that was the fact that Jones didn't really
seem to give a shit.
In the end I imagine he thought that Stephen
would learn to take care of himself or not.
I can't imagine
he really thought too much outside of himself
in his own dick. Absolutely not.
Is Stephen the oldest? Stephen, well no
there's a couple. No Lou
is older than him. I think it goes
I think it was Agnes
Lou who were both adopted kids
but Stephen was Jim
Jones, Jim and Marceline's only
biological son. All the rest of the kids
were adopted. Well isn't that
stunning he would have a love for ludes.
Yeah I mean
I think Jim Jones like he'd always
talk big about like how when he
died Marceline was going to take over
and then when Marceline took, when Marceline
died Stephen would take over after
that but I think like deep down
he didn't give a shit about Stephen. He didn't give a shit
about Marceline because I think he always
knew or at least hoped
that when he died the church
was going to die with him. I think you see that
over and over again that that sentiment
is put into
a lot of his speeches especially as it gets
closer and closer to their move to
Guiana and he is
I think it's very
true and I think that's the most dangerous
thing of course because essentially
like well then you if I die
then you all have to die too.
You could see how that algebra. So it was
it was a power thing. Oh yeah
absolutely yeah it was just well it was
arrogance really I mean it's like that nothing
is going to survive past this and
you know the Jones out the death tape
there's always like one sentence that
sticks out in my mind so
much and I think what you
just said like really reminded me of that
is he's talking and talking and talking
and telling everything that he's done for him and there's this one
this one sentence that
just fucking lives with me is
Jim Jones says I am the best
friend you will ever have. You know
and people and everyone. Remember his tombstone
of his father? Everyone
is my friend. It's
very interesting it's kind of the same shit
it's weird how it's like all these things
kind of go even unconsciously
feeds back into the end
moments. That's crazy
but in the meantime
before any of that happened Jim Jones
kept his congregation
enraptured. Around 1970
Jones started really
driving at home that he and he alone
was their salvation and he
slowly started replacing God
in these people's lives with himself.
Here's a quote from Raven
by John Jacobs and Tim Reiderman
you prayed to your
sky God and he never heard your prayers
you asked and begged
and pleaded in your suffering and he never
gave you any food. He never
gave you a bed he never
provided you a home but I
your socialist worker God
have given you all these
things. And in a
lot of ways he did right?
He actually I mean
people were getting results but he's not God
it's about results but again he's not God
that's a big
jump you can say I gave you shit
and they'd be like yes you did but you can't all of a sudden
once you start the term
socialist worker God
seems to be a trigger
where I'd be like jet please
jet please they call you a taxi
and then you get in they give you $100
and you can go buy a suit. Right
and Jones followed this statement as he would
many times after by throwing the Bible
across the room and they'd pick it up
and throw it again and they'd run over
to it and he'd jump up and down on it
and then the band would play a fanfare
and he'd start dancing on it. It hit me.
One, two, three, four.
Get up.
Him just dancing on like fucking James Brown
and you had to remember.
But there's chicken gut it's like Marilyn Manson
meets James Brown. It sounds like a
Manson concert. But he would pick up the Bible
he'd throw it across the room he'd jump up and down on it
and be like if this fucking Bible
means anything God strike me
dead and like he set their wing
to die and then he'd be like see
you see how there's no God and you remember
the fundamentalist Christians that were
involved. These are revivalist
era Christians that were involved
in the people's temple. They believed that
the word of God in the Bible was
completely real. They thought it was a
nonfiction book and so the idea is that
you watch it happen because how many times
I see people even I felt
the tiniest twinge of something.
I threw out I had an old school Bible
in my books when I was moving into my apartment here
and I took it I was just like fuck
this and I threw it in the garbage can
and there's always like a little magical moment
where they're like oh fuck what'd I just do
but then you like you just it's
it's interesting how that
can grip people especially when
they spent their whole lives believing it. Of course
yeah. He prepped them for this.
This was not something that was out of the blue
because for years he had been preaching
about the contradictions in the Bible where
he would say like yes the the Bible yes
there are a lot of things going on there but the Bible
is a man-made object this is something
that was written by men and he
go through in his sermons and he point out all the contradictions
in the Bible he's like well it says
this in the Old Testament that says this in the New
Testament and it says this in Mark and it says
this in Luke and it says this in Exodus
and this in Deuteronomy and
so people started listening and since they were
so enraptured by Jim Jones and since they
believed in Jim Jones so much they'd be like
huh that makes sense why is
that why would there be those contradictions
there and so by the time
he started throwing the Bible across the room
people are already thinking like
you know maybe this Bible is bullshit
and then after he threw it after
he called out on God to strike him down
when nothing happened
Jones said there's no need to fear God because I
am God and you are God and we are all
our own God. And what was
Mr. Muggs thinking this whole time?
Check please.
Check please.
But the emphasis and the
implication was that even though they were
all God and all gods were equal
some gods are more
equal than others.
Oh interesting like Animal Farm.
Yes. Animal Farm. The book, huh?
You
God you must have been such a difficult high school
English student.
What did you think of Animal Farm Ben?
I just want to know. Love pigs.
That's not an opinion
on that book. Animal Farm
Charlotte with the web.
You talk about Charlotte's web
you don't know what Animal Farm is do you?
There's a series of animals that live on
a farm. Did you get a degree in
political science? We don't read books
about pigs.
It's not a book about pigs, it's not babe.
It's like eighth grade
political science. Animal
Farm.
Are people
in the book? No, it's Animal Farm.
There's a couple of people
in the book. So it's all lies.
Because animals
don't have political parties. Oh my god.
Is it an analogy for something?
Yes. Yes, it's
an allegory. Some animals
are more equal than others. All animals
are all animals are equal.
I don't care what the spider is spelling.
I hate the web.
I get it out of here.
I'm mad. I'm mad that he doesn't know it.
No, I know the book.
I know the book. The crowd
ate this shit up. You know even the Bible
fumpers you know after he'd already put in
all the doubts in their heads
they were totally on board with this.
Now with all these followers
and all this power after Jim Jones
saw that he could take little old ladies
who have been clinging to the Bible
for 60, 70, 80 years
he figured he was finally ready
after seven years
of planning to take
a sincere run at
Mother Divine. Oh.
He was definitely
prepped for this and was thinking
about this the entire time.
And it really does. He's just starting to believe
in the smell of his own shit. He's starting
to really love it.
He's got the chops where you could just show up
and take the entire ministry
that belongs to Mother Divine.
Jealous Divine, Father Divine, he'd been
dead for seven years
at this point. Jealous Divine had died
in 1965. Mother Divine
had been running it this entire time
and the whole time Jim Jones was just biding his time
because he's seen
this international peace mission movement.
He's seen it this whole time. It's like
that's how I can double my followers
right quick. I can double my
followers overnight. He's
seeing a huge shortcut here
and really it's not a bad plan.
It's a dumb plan but all this shit's dumb.
He wants to go steal another congregation.
It's sort of like the video game Civilization
I believe. I think you could do, I seem to remember
that from Sev where you could go
and you could get other people's armies and shit.
Oh no, you just defeat, you just invade
another country and then once you take
the capital city you get all of the cities.
That's a good game.
It works
every time. Look what happened in Iraq.
Loyal soldiers.
They were ready for us. Totally ready,
willing to fight for us. Now if you remember
from our first episode Mother Divine was the heir
to the, as I said, international peace
mission movement originally run
by Father Divine who died and left it to
Mother 1965. Jones's
plan for this movement for all these
years was to show up and say that Father Divine
had jumped bodies just
as Mother Divine had oh so many
years ago from a peninaya
to that Canadian girl.
Can you imagine the look on Mother Divine's face
when he shows up and he says Father Divine
jumped to my body and she knows that the other
story was horseshit too. I just
can't imagine Mother Divine
standing in front of the congregation just turning
to Jim Jones being like
well I don't know if that's the way
it really went there. I don't
know if he really just jumped into
your body there and he's like
oh I think it did. I think it's exactly
how it happened. It's like oh no no no
she had worked for someone not for authors.
I became Irish.
Just a strange episode of
Quantum Leave huh?
Yeah I mean where everybody's fucking each other.
Yeah exactly. Yeah I mean Jones's
plan is that if he could convince
Mother Divine that
Father Divine had jumped bodies
into Jim Jones. If he could convince Mother Divine
then she would convince all the rest of the followers.
All he had to do. That is such a crazy thing
to have to convince somebody else.
It's because she knew the other story was
bullshit too. You can't send her a meal
like oh wow is that
real? He's gotta know that he knows
that that is bullshit.
He's gotta hedge the bets
you know and he's gotta think
like okay I believe in my
bullshit pretty hard
how hard does she believe
in her bullshit? It's poker
with bullshit. Bullshit poker?
Yeah I mean it's like
trying to see like who's gonna
break first. Okay. But he
also thought you know besides just convincing
Mother Divine like he had to kind of sway
the congregation as well
with all this shit. Like he had to kind of put
the congregation a bit.
He had to make him a little wobbly so when he
really ran at Mother Divine
she would be a little wobbly as well
and maybe feel like okay like I could
merge these houses.
It's kind of like the movie either
Fury or like the movie
with the brains because
Scanners. It's like Scanners where you basically
have two people because it's not about her and him
it's that he knows he's gotta flip her crowd
and the way you do that is you have to
mentally beat Mother Divine
and sort of like a staring contest
in front of everyone where you show up
and be like who jumped bodies
me or you? Who's jumping bodies now?
Did I jump bodies? Like I don't know
I don't know if I did I don't know if you did
I think that I know that you did
and I think I know that I did. And you have to be
a bunch of people just a silent group
of people just staring at them being like
who's winning?
What the hell is going on?
This is how he tried to make this happen
He loaded about two hundred
of his most loyal followers
and drove them across the country to the Divine
compound outside of Philadelphia
and he also brought a few empty
buses because he figured
this is how arrogant he was. He figured
that in about five six days
time he was gonna
dazzle these people
so hard that they were gonna
be bringing hundreds of people back with him.
But remember he has something
he has reason to believe this because this is how
he's run his game for so long. He said people
would show up on his road shows.
They'd always have like one empty bus
or like room and a couple of the buses
and basically they'd whip up the music
and you'd be like whoo!
Praise Jesus whoo!
I'm jumping and dancing with everybody
like yeah whoo! Yeah whoo!
Look at that soup!
I got Jesus in my feet
whoo whoo!
All of a sudden you're on the bus
whoo whoo!
Got my seatbelt on isn't this funny?
Bus pulls off.
Where are we going?
You're in the people's temple now.
Oh shit!
That reminds me of what I did to my friend Dave
at two o'clock in the morning
when we were very intoxicated.
I said we're going to South Dakota
going to Mount Rushmore.
He's like okay.
You're the funniest man I've ever met.
Yeah but then I threw him in the car
and then 12 hours later he woke up.
I was smoking Winston's.
I was like we're almost there!
I gotta go to psych class.
But that's not even a joke.
People would part of the way onto their buses
and all of a sudden now you're in the people's temple.
You're part of a socialist community
because you don't have any of your bullshit anymore.
You don't have any money or recessions.
Isn't it kidnapping?
It's kind of like emotional kidnapping.
You kind of flip your mind.
Because the part of it is what we were talking about before
is that you lie to yourself like you could handle
the community part of it.
You think that you're ready to join something
pure and crazy but then you show up and you're like
oh wow how many bathrooms are there?
How much food is there?
The reality is shocking.
Sure.
He just got to the international peace
mission movement and he started talking
like first he was talking all
nice and sweet.
It's so great to be here.
I love this movement.
Fun or Divine is inside me now.
He kind of jumped inside me to the point
where I did a reverse Fresh Prince
and came from California to Philadelphia.
But people
weren't really buying it and Mother Divine
also was like
ohhhh
I don't know about this.
Who's this white man?
Legitimately it's been like who's this white guy
that just showed up?
Even though Mother Divine was also white.
Oh yeah I forgot.
You forgot that she was a white Canadian.
That's why Jim Jones thought
that he might be able to flip it
because Penn and I went over to a white woman
so I wouldn't bother Divine
and go over to white man.
This started with Mr. Divine.
Isn't he the one who started this whole idea
of switching bodies?
Father Divine was the one that said
Penn and I have gone over to
a white woman now.
We're all good.
You know what?
I just think they're not being reasonable.
That's what I think.
Very astute.
They didn't immediately reject him.
Everybody was like
I don't know.
It's crazy.
This is arrogance got the best of him.
He got pissed off and he started telling him
the way you guys live in your life.
This is bullshit. This is not a socialist society.
This is not Father Divine.
I mean me. This is not what I wanted.
He, him, me. I think
you've got to come to people's temple.
You have to come or else you're going to hell.
He started straight up threatening them.
You're going to go to hell.
Your lives are over. You're going to be destroyed.
You do not come with me.
You want to know what you don't do?
Groups in Philadelphia
are highly dangerous and very motivated.
They just ride it because they were happy.
No Eagles won. They trashed the whole town.
Except for the Poles because
they greased the Poles.
They actually still did it.
They still made it.
The American Ninja Warrior Philadelphia edition.
So after Jim Jones
started getting aggressive with them,
Mother Divine was like get the fuck out of here.
I don't ever want to see you again.
Get out of here and never come back.
And so on the way back,
Jim Jones didn't say shit
and nobody said shit to him.
They said it was a silent
tense bus ride all the way from Philadelphia
back to California.
And it is really difficult.
The silence is so much more echoing
when you're three to a seat.
So everyone understood this was a failure for him.
Everyone understood.
But the thing is about Jim Jones though
is that there are no failures.
It's always someone else's fault.
It's never truly a failure.
I love his excuse where he said
that Mother Divine,
they had a wonderful conversation
and then Mother Divine pulled him another room,
ripped open her shirt and showed him
her quote-unquote sagging breasts.
Waved her sagging breasts.
Which I guess had the effect of
when a bird's got eyes on its wings
and it's supposed to scare bigger predators away.
Like one of those things where I guess
the breasts were supposed to scare him
and he goes oh no, not horrible
it's just like, well he basically
he pulled a Brazil where he said
oh she's fuck, she wanted me to fuck her
and I said no.
That's what kind of got me about it
because he pulled the opposite of Brazil
because in Brazil he said
I got asked to fuck him.
In Brazil he said
she wanted to fuck me
so I did it for the greater good,
for the orphanage.
So she would give $5,000 to the orphanage.
And really arguably
this would be for
even more of a greater good because
this is the cause, this is the whole cause
and if they can add another
another thousand people to
the congregation, like that's a huge deal
for the cause, but for some reason
this was not good enough
for Jim Johnson. Well we're going to see
this play out later on too.
He started talking about shit like this
where he's just like I only
put out for the prime talent.
He's very much
so like you're going to see his taste
escalate in women
and then in
men it stays exactly the same.
But these failures in a relative
sense were pretty small
and people's temple was still growing
and with this growth came a greater need
for control and that control
came in the form of the
planning commission.
I see this as a direct result of these failures.
I think what he realizes is that
when he went out because he became so confident
of what he was doing in Ukaia
and that he thought that he would just go out
and fucking crush, crush, crush
everywhere else and when it didn't
he realized oh I gotta like
fucking take this out on my people a little bit more.
So he invented this thing called the planning commission
which was like his little
his solid inner inner core group
that would not then be the most
innermost it would be the second innermost
but he needed them to be his like open mic night.
I see it's what the mom did in
what was that the Grinch who stole Christmas.
What are you talking about? I haven't seen
this stupid fucking movie. I don't want to talk about it.
It's not a good film. It is a good film.
I mean I've watched a couple of minutes like on
TBS during Christmas and I was bored at my
parent's house but it was obviously a bad movie.
It's not good, the who's are physically deformed.
The mother, the mother who
is on the planning commission. Can I actually ask
this, do the who's believe in Christ?
They might, they believe in Christmas?
Yeah it's just Christmas but they like
the presents but do they not
believe in the theoretical beginnings of Christmas?
They didn't get into that. They might like Jim
Jones as far as we know. I think it's kind of like
Wookie Life Day. What's Wookie Life Day?
It's from the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Oh yes. It's what the Wookie celebrate
because if you watch it there is a
long ten minute
segment of the Wookies
having a Christmas like thing
called Wookie Life Day with no subtitles.
It's just ten minutes of Wookies
growling at each other.
I also realize, I can't do, I realize
when we were watching Star Wars I can't do
the Wookie noise. It's tough to do.
Ben try it.
Not good at it.
Well this planning commission
there was an illusion of
collaboration. Jim Jones said
alright we're forming this thing
we're all gonna work together. This is how
we're gonna take people's temple to the next
level and all you people who
are my most trusted, my most
special are gonna be a part of it and we're all
gonna do this together. In reality
it was completely in Jim Jones' control.
Well it became known as the PC
and what do we know about cults once
acronyms get started
there's gonna be problems.
Once the acronyms started you know it's bad
and he used sort of this, this was his
testing ground. He would see what he could
get away with with the planning commissions
and they would meet late at night after all
of the meetings there would be an afternoon
session again four or five hours long. There would be a night
session, it would be like four hours long
meeting with just the PC
where he would start
his more experimental ideas
to kind of see how people respond
and then see how basically
in a cult structure you really
have to kind of incept them.
You have to make them think that they are
collaborating and
adding something to the group when in fact
they're not so that they themselves
like the second layer of the cult
will then go teach the outer layer
of the cult to believe in the teaching
straight from the head. Like so you basically
the only way you get the fringe people from
saying check please as they see
the inner group people saying no
it's a good idea. So they then
see people reverberating the idea back and forth
so then it begins to make sense.
Little circle of trust there. Yeah because we're getting
people's temple is getting up into the thousands
as far as membership goes
I think by 73 they had about like
3,000 and I think by the end
it was like 7,000. Wow.
Like there were only like only a small fraction
of people's temple members
actually went to Guyana. Okay.
Yeah and I think Jim Jones
like it wasn't just it was definitely a way
for him to like put his ideas out there
and have it go outside but it was also a toy
for Jim Jones. Yeah. It was like this guy
Jim Jones played with the people
and the people in the planning commission
the way like a serial killer plays with
a dead body just seeing
what he's gonna get away just seeing what he can do
just for his own pleasure. I mean the thing did
serve administrative purposes but it seems
like the way most writers tell it
the PC was used as more of a platform
for abuse and humiliation
all under the guise of being a place where
people could accomplish great things.
Interesting and trying to make them little human
zombies like Jeffrey Dahmer did.
Yeah and shit like that. Yeah.
And of course most of the humiliation
had to do with the thing
it's easier to use to humiliate someone
is sex. One of the main
purposes of the PC was so Jones
could bring women he wanted to have sex with
into his confidence. The PC
was at its largest about
100 members out of the thousands
that People's Temple ended up having
and it was only out of the PC
that Jones would pluck his sexual
conquest. And it wasn't quite in the poison way
of handing black roses
to the talent in the front row to come in
but it was kind of like that where they would
go. The cultist bachelor.
Yeah where they would bring people this was his way
of bringing them closer and again in every single time
well we would see it with the Vietta Smart
asked a lot of questions he put them on
the PC. If he had a woman that he wanted to have sex
with he put her on the PC. So was it a punishment
or a reward?
We're gonna learn that they are exactly the same.
Yeah. Yeah I mean
and that's I think that's one of the brilliant things
about Jim Jones and also what a lot of
cults do is they blur
the line between punishment and reward.
A bunch of people
bragging about how little sleep
they got. That's the first one.
Once you start and that just shows again
the subtle build
and the way people can be really flipped
is once you control their whole behavior
because it gets to a point they view pain as
pleasure and then once that starts happening
they believe they deserve it
and they believe that it's the will of God
and they're supposed to be like this and then Jim Jones
uses that to
his own advantage. Yeah and taking the sex
thing even further I have
the purpose of the PC as far as their meetings
went what they talked about
you know Jones just wanted a captive
audience to listen to him go on and on
about how virile he was and how much he liked
to fuck and who he was fucking
and who he had fucked in that room
but he would actually
make people write statements
describing their personal
sexual experiences that would be
read aloud to the entire PC
and he'd make them do it like in the middle of the meeting
was like why don't you we fucked right
yeah we fucked write about it
write a statement and then we're gonna read it.
Was there a statement of read one of them was to be like
I had a great time
it was just like signing Nancy
my only lover has been Jay
huh and that doesn't say a lot
though no because honestly
that's technically not even good or bad
that's just a fact
the other half of
these planning commission
talks is much more
sinister the PC
that was the good part
that was the good part
basically you give up to 10 bed
things for his level of fuckingness
where you just say like a 7 out of 10
loved it could have used a little bit more
feet sucking 2 out of 10
I am a man and I did not
enjoy this and he tears those up
he's like I only take 6 out of 10s
the PC was also in charge of
discipline that's
disciplining the entire congregation
most of the time the discipline was just counseling
and that's by
Jonestown survivor Tim Carter's own admission
like Tim Carter is
earlier this guy is the biggest
Jim he's the biggest
Jonestown critic he's the biggest people's
temple critic he's the one that we know
so much about people's temple
the inner workings of it because of
Tim Carter and Tim Carter said
80% of the time it wasn't really that bad
because it worked because the counseling just
worked they would talk people out and they had
counseling programs with real counselors
that ended up being parts of the people's
temple that they would do but then
the problem is is that once you got past
level 3 of counseling and you were still
not doing shit that's when the verbal
public humiliations would start
and they called that catharsis
that entailed them
bringing people up to the front of the church and they'd
scream and yell at them and tell them what big
piece of shit they were and then at the end
Jim Jones would go over
and he'd give them a big hug say it's for your own
good and that was punishing with one hand
comforting with the other hand shows them
not only do I administer punishment but I care for
you so much I'm gonna make you feel better afterwards
it's the abuse cycle it's being an abusive
relationship where you you're the source of
all stimulus yeah
and then there were the spankings
started off as just a lick or two
from the belt which sounds
relatively tame as far as cult punishments go
especially when compared to some of the fucking
Omsh and Rinkyo stuff but this wasn't
done in private usually
this was done in front of a congregation
of like a thousand members
these are the locked door meetings but still
it was like a thousand people there and then
they do it a hundred people at a time
all waiting in line to be spanked
they've been doing this in Congress a lot
I find like this is like a
senator like activity idea
that's why they call it the majority whip
capital steps here comes your new member
there it is
real heady young men
and then the belt escalated to a
paddle which Jim Jones not so
originally called the board of education
oh man it's so fucking
like the wall dude
oh every principal calls
every principal calls his paddle the board of education
why do you still have paddles
I don't think they should I guess probably not
I mean up until I graduated in 2001
you had the principal at a paddle the superintendent
had a paddle some of the teachers had
like personal paddles did you have to
wear those clay masks and fold and pretend to
fall into a sausage grinder
no but you got to sign
the paddle after he spanked you
after you
after he gave you a few licks
the whole world is
run by the negative
the mean people from Animal House
negative people
then the number of licks escalated
you know it starts like one two three
but then it got up to 25
and then it got up to 50
and then it got up to a hundred
all in front of the congregation
sometimes with such force
that these people required medical attention for their butts
excuse me
I'm a doctor for butts
let me look at them
I'm not really a doctor
I probably should have said that before I started looking at your butt
but the one thing I will say is you got two cheeks
you got one hole looking good
doctor butts
and then there were the boxing matches
the offender
this is not awesome
I understand
I do understand Henry said the reaction to awesome
but then I do understand
your butt will be like this is not awesome
forced boxing is not good
no, the offender in question
usually just guilty of being bourgeois
would be forced into a public boxing match
against a member he or she had no chance of beating
damn
and you know people are watching that shit too
they're screaming, they're cheering
the congregation is fucking loving it
it must be so, especially at this point
because originally they were just singing and dancing in a normal church
remember again
two years ago they were just in a church singing and dancing
now you're at a point where you're like
get him Mrs. Henderson, kick him in the fucking nuts
kick him in the fucking nuts
you got Mr. Muggs just being forced
to box a little old lady
I don't want to kill you
but I will look up what I did
Terakal Welch
oh
at some point the boxing ring is being melt
yeah
and even if the offender won
sometimes they'd have to fight opponent
after opponent until Jones figured
they had enough
they'd have to pretty much fight until they lost
and sometimes
he even made them do it naked
and sometimes they even put like a young kid
against an old lady
who won
the kid
no that's tough to say
you were even saying the other day about the idea of
they have to fight
until they get up to Jim Jones himself
and then it's like Mike Tyson knock out
yes
did Jim Jones ever fight himself
no of course not
he could knock his sunglasses off
he could kill them with the power of his gaze
and some of these punishments they weren't even
that original
because honestly the boxing matches that's kind of an original punishment
I mean that took some imagination
I would love to see them figured up
because you know honestly they were just sitting
there and a bunch of people fighting and Jim Jones
is like
fight each other
like where he was watching Star Trek
episode
you know what would be kind of sweet is you guys start
whaling on each other and they're all like
there's a couple other guys who are like yeah
that would be pretty fucking sweet wouldn't it
yeah fight club fight club
don't talk about it
so he intertwined punishment and entertainment
yeah punishment and entertainment
and sometimes like the shit was just gross
like one dude they just puked
and pissed all over
totally out of ideas
very Italian
it's Roman
technically Roman but I say Italian
at the same time because I think they were doing that shit
in the bunga bunga rooms
but some of the punishments were
straight up punishment
and participation
he even started using the live performances
as a platform for discipline
but instead of using trusted
plans like they had back in the old days
being raised from the dead
was now a punishment
when Jones approached the offender
they were to fall to the ground as hard as they could
and lay there until Jones thought
they'd suffered long enough
and then Jones would call on him
to rejoin the ranks of the living
so basically you got a job
as a part of the show
if you fucked up if you did something bourgeois
he basically picks you
he then says like
he has to zap you in the sermon
and then you fall down dead
at the same time he would like touch your body
there's a bunch of people standing around you
you have to like completely still
because you know that if you don't
you're going to be fucked
you're going to be fighting Mr. Mugs
and the rounds fucking then the squared circle
and so he
it's very interesting how
and I think this is a part of the cult mentality
and it grows and grows and grows
because Jim Jones can never be off
he can't be off anymore
there's no off time
there's no time for just Jim
he is always the father
the show is now completely moved
to completely every aspect
of their lives they never know
when they're not supposed to be
on with they're not supposed to be
capital T, capital P, capital T
the people's temple when it's like they can't just be just
hanging out and so it
blurs your reality it's like taking the clocks
out of a casino where you literally just have no clue
what's going on and what are you doing
it's always winning time in a casino
yeah and he also like
was it yeah I mean blurring the lines
between punishment and reward
I think the one thing that I could not figure out
whether this was a punishment
or a reward or a privilege
it was like I really thought about this
and I couldn't figure out which one it was
he started involving
congregants in his own personal stigmata
you know for those of you who don't know like stigmata
is when you know a person's
hands bleed their palms bleed
as a kind of like sympathetic magic
to mimic Jesus on the cross
it's supposed to be a divinely inspired
process
but instead of just using like food coloring
and corn syrup or even just like
pigs blood or something like that
Jones demanded
that human blood be used
and instead of using his own
he'd make his congregants bleed
themselves so he could use
their blood they are very
very disciplined very committed
and he should be so lucky we should be so lucky
yeah
just use pigs blood
no no no what if someone tests it
who's testing it
the testers the testers who come testing
no he never allowed anybody to test anything
because he went to Indianapolis
went back to Indianapolis once and he did the cancer trick
and the Indianapolis star
told us like
hey listen we we'd love to
we'd love to believe this is real
you're a hometown boy
why don't you let us test the cancer
and Jim Jones said absolutely not because if you
test the cancer then our enemies
will not fake the testers
he's right Marcus
he could have been right
no I don't think he's right
I also what I was reading about
I remember the one bit about how he started
using cursing in the sermons
did you read about that about how he was like
he wanted to start appearing to be more like
with it and with the times and just being like
he's like people curse
say fuck and the audience would all look at each other
and be like let's start going and then you'd start big chance of
fuck fuck fuck
I've only been about seven words
you can't say it in a seven word word
you know who does the same shit as Tony Robbins
Tony Robbins curses like a mother fucker
during his like his talks
and shit because he's just like
it's because what it allows me is to connect
to my audience
he's got a protruding gland problem which is why he's so big
smart guy
well all this shit that Jones made people do that we were just talking about
like this is all for like
relatively minor infractions
committing actual crimes
and pure fucking torture
see people's temple like a lot of cults
and like a lot of the more insular
religions like the Hasidic here in Brooklyn
they prefer to take care of
punishment for serious crimes in house
they don't like to involve the police
even when the crime is something
as abhorrent as pedophilia
now while priests and rabbis
and youth pastors just tend to get shoved
around if that after they
fuck up people's temple
took it a step further as they did
in the case of pedophile
Peter Wotherspoon
ugh
it's a bad name
what happened to this?
chicken in the egg scenario with the name
Wotherspoon
what happened to this clown?
I just want to say
thank you guys so much for having me
it's really been love the songs
love the dancing
I've had sex with a child
I will do now
I'm just I'm just being up front
but I promise pinkie swear
I'll do it to any child
in this room
that I will never ever
ever do it again
and you can take that my word is bound
let's set up the boxing ring
shall we?
didn't work out
oh yeah we'll bring him in through the power
of God
he will never backslide for if he is a part
of people's temple then he shall be cured
of his pedophilic urges
so this is where God was
but this is where they would invoke God
not socialism to cure this man's
pedophilia
did not work out
real fast Peter Wotherspoon
molested a 10 year old boy
but instead of taking him to the police
Jack Beam took Wotherspoon
to a tiny little windowless room
where Wotherspoon was instructed
to plop his genitals out on a table
would you think at that point you'd be asking
a lot of questions
is this like a show and tell
or is this just
like a bird trying
to entice another mate
it's more of a show and scream I think
and then
Jack Beam whacked
Wotherspoon's dick and balls
with a rubber hose over
and over until they were so
swollen they were
unrecognizable
yikes shit please
they had to take him to the hospital
he had to use a catheter for
months how do you explain
my sympathy level is very low
but at part of this
how do you explain to the hospital
I've been like my dick and balls
fell down the stairs
you can't just wave off my
obviously it's got a hose marks on it
the point is they should have gone
to the police
all this stuff
you take care of this shit in house
you never take care of it because if you look
at these communities over and over again
taking care of shit in house
only ends in tears
it usually ends in the person doing the exact same
shit as soon as they get better
now as it is
with all cults
there's always the question why don't you leave
people's temple
well Marcus as it is
with all cults the question is
why don't they leave
I'll tell you
see most of the time the answer is simple
these people don't have anywhere else to go
the people's temple has all your shit
oh that's right
the answer is so easy
they have everything
well first of all when most people go to a cult
their families don't want them to go
so they have to tell their families
I'll see you later
they have to tell their families
their parents to go fuck themselves
they burn a bunch of bridges
and then here's all my money
I'm going to sign the lease over to my house to you
all of this shit is insane
or the people that joined
don't have any family to tell fuck off
they don't have any property to give
so when they come into people's temple
people's temple gives them everything
and if they leave then they have nothing again
and a lot of these people that were given jobs
through people's temple they got that job there
because their boss is a people's temple member
so if they leave people's temple
they lose their job
and people had families
and they've given all their shit
over to people's temple they're tithing
25% of their paychecks
but you remember this is what they started doing again
the fucking old story of turning
the temperature up on the frog in the water
is that the tithing started at
like 10% and moved up to 25%
but then he started making you write
the amount of money you actually make
on a piece of paper and then he would slowly
up tick to squeeze what he can out of you
slowly but surely you're giving
90% of your paycheck
and then that stuff
is money that you got from them in the first place
so essentially you're working for
people's temple jobs
that then pay you money that then that money
is going back into the system
where essentially everybody's like
it's the company dime it's the same company
it's the company store it's working for Walmart
and even if you did end up leaving
Jones made a decree that all former
members had to live at least 100 miles away
and if they didn't
Jones would send out his enforcers to intimidate you
into doing so
and all this power was made possible
by Jones' expansion from Redwood Valley
south to California's major cities
he planted a pretty good
financial foothold in Los Angeles
but he knew he could only go so far
in that city Los Angeles gave him money
Jim Jones
wanted power
he decided it was time to really put a steak
in a city where he could insert himself
into the public arena in a way he only
dreamed of in Indianapolis
and he is going to Des Moines
Iowa
Pearl of Iowa
where dreams are made of
San Francisco
San Francisco
it was built of a bunch of different
varied, wild groups
and the neighborhoods themselves
would kind of run themselves
each part of San Francisco was
its own little economy
its own little world that you can kind of
use like rival cult gangs over there
weren't the Moons over there at the time
the Moons were pretty well established
at this point
but at this time San Francisco
was kind of a
surprisingly a conservative town
but now like the hippies had moved in
and now it was the gays and now the blacks
had started to say like hey we want
rights too
because they were all pushed into this
shitty neighborhood
we need influence here we actually need some
change here
and Jim Jones came in just
the perfect point to be
at the forefront of that movement
and this guy I mean he would accomplish
shit politically that seems almost
unbelievable if all you
know about Jim Jones is
Jonestown this guy had very
real political power working
with and against people that are
still making headlines today
people that are senators now
who do we got you want to name names
you know what man I'm going to leave it as a surprise
really you'll be excited
you'll love it I'm going to leave
the senator as his fucking surprise
Senator Bernie Sanders
but all that
would take a lot of years and quite a bit of groundwork
upon arriving
Jones sought out an influential doctor
named Carlton Goodlett
who ran one of San Francisco's
biggest black newspapers
using his mother as a Trojan horse
Jones played the dude
full so I couldn't use that metaphor
she was a Trojan horse
it's just Ken Bone calling women
human submarines
cause they were chock full of seam
yeah that's kind of fun
all mothers are Trojan horses
cause they got people in them
but this was a metaphorical
Trojan horse
he went along to
Dr. Carlton Goodlett's office
and he played the dude full son
by his mother's side
and Dr. Jones did a really good job
joining up and she's just as manipulative
as her son and she really fucking
helps quite a bit
so she was all in
she's on board for everything
and so was she there during all the
humiliation stuff
oh yeah just watching loving it
happy with it completely happy with it
just proud of her son
proud that her son is finally making money
like our mothers are finally proud
of us even though they still don't truly
understand what it is that we do
all Jim Jones' mother
cared about was that Jim Jones was a great man
all she cared about was that
he had power people were following him
and the ends justified
the means in every way whatsoever
because the bigger Jim Jones got
the better she felt about her own life
cause it boosted her ego
sure
so as Jim Jones was taking
his mother to all these doctor visits
he started talking to the doctor himself
and started putting in these little
hints like yeah I'm a pastor
yeah I do this socialist church
yeah we have a big black membership
she's like doing a proctologist exam
his mom is getting her boobies
splashed by the mammograms
how's that work it's like a squeezing machine
and they're just sitting there
just talking over his mom's nude body
alright
well after that a few conversations
this Carl and Goodluck guy was like fuck yeah
I like the cut of your dib
like let's get you into San Francisco
let me ask you something Goodluck
do you douche
do you think Jim Jones was ever
surprised that all this stuff worked
yes where he was just like I got
another one very very much
so like he would sometimes
like after he accomplished something
like particularly big
like people that were with him would like
look over at him and he'd just be like
Jesus Christ God okay
do you get the feeling he wanted to
stop no no
at some point he'd be like I hope this one doesn't work
because I don't want to expand anymore
it would have to stop completely against his will
but the problem is that again it's the other side
is that what the difference between a normal
human being and a cult leader
is that a cult leader will use all this as validation
right eventually it starts saying like
oh maybe all of the bullshit I'm saying
that I know is bullshit maybe it's not
maybe it's coming out of me
and I'm actually channeling on
is it sort of the double-edged sword where it's like
if they believe in me they gotta have something
Steven Jones said this exact same thing
he was quoted in Road to Jonestown saying
something like that he said the most important
thing in Jim Jones's life was how other
people thought of him he based his entire
personality on what other people
thought of him and what Steven Jones said
is like if you've got a thousand people telling
you you're the cat's meow then you're
gonna believe it because
meow
meow
it was a feedback loop so the more
they told him that he was fantastic
the more fantastic he thought he was
the more powerful he thought he was
and the more they believed him so it was this
huge feedback loop that was just
snowballing and then it makes my metaphors
it's like James Woods twitter account
he's amazing
he's such a lunatic
another Jim Jones had some local credit in San Francisco
he started insinuating himself
into black churches giving guest sermons
and before the churches knew what hit him
Jones had bought
an 1800 seat venue
and was slowly siphoning off members
because at this point when Jim Jones moved
to San Francisco the
congregation was you know like
the white people in Mendocino County
in Ucaya and then when he gets
to San Francisco and Los Angeles
it starts going back up
towards a majority black
congregation and with
that people's temple
was franchised. Three locations
up and down California. Yeah
and sometimes they have filet of fish
and it's important to franchise
this is where you make your money they're not
in the church business they're in the real
estate business. Your love of Ray Crock
is problematic. It's discerning.
It makes me question
why I started a business with you.
I'm going to take us to the top
or if not I'm going to kill all of us.
One billion served.
As we know with cult leaders
if you don't up the ante people drift
you got to constantly
be bonding with your followers
and there's no better way to do that
than with the shared hatred of and fear
from an enemy.
And it was even
better if the enemy was faced.
Yeah that would be totally scary if it was just
a bone face.
What better way to create another bogeyman
than with yet another fake
but this time public assassination
attempt.
Even though San Fran and LA were becoming
more established the main base of People's Temple
was still down in Redwood Valley.
It was also isolated enough
where any suspicious activities wouldn't
draw the immediate attention of the police.
One afternoon right before
service was about to begin as a couple hundred
people were outside doing cult activities
Jones was walking
through the parking lot.
Just in unison just folding things, making suits
just like that's all it is. Playing cornhole
for some reason. Actually I would see
the People's Temple playing a lot of corn.
See that's a pretty low impact game, it's a socialist game.
Are they allowed to drink alcohol?
No. Oh they're not. Absolutely not.
No that is a huge role.
That's something you're going to get twenty-five-fifty spankings
for. Well if you're drunk.
Well that's saying as soon as you get a couple any of the spankings
are better and better.
Well they're having like kind of a little festive.
The band's playing everything's going great
for People's Temple. They're at a very happy
moment. They're at a perfect moment
to be broken. They're simmering. Yeah you want
people to be happy when the bad shit
happens. Sure. Because when the people are happy
and the bad shit happens it really
fucks with them. Sure. So Jones
is walking across the parking lot.
Shot rings out. Jones clutches
his chest and suddenly blood
is all over his shirt. Uh oh. And so Marceline
and Jack beam like
they go up and they grab Jim Jones
and they kind of prop him up
and the dog, Steven's dog
goes running off in the direction
of the shot. But Jim
Jones points everyone
in a different direction
saying they went that way. Go
that way. Don't follow the dog.
They went that way.
And so the people went
and ran in that direction and Jim Jones
was carried inside. About 30 minutes goes
by everyone's wailing
outside. They're thinking he's going to die.
They're thinking he's dead. They're thinking he's already
dead. They're wailing. They're thinking
everything's over and then
miraculously
Jim Jones walks out of
the front door totally
and completely fine.
Again, like James Brown with the cape
when he falls down, he seems like
he's all sick and then he sits up
and starts dancing. Also a Ronald Reagan
little technique there. Survive the gunshot wound.
Yeah, Jack beam comes out
Marceline comes out, a nurse
comes out and they all say
he had a fatal wound. The nurse says
the wound was deep enough for me to stick
my finger down in. Well that doesn't seem very safe.
Yeah, why are you doing that?
I don't hurt him like that. It's ridiculous.
It's a four finger bullet wound right there.
It is a bell-clicking long
gun wound. And Jim Jones
said, fear not my people
for I have healed myself.
What I love is this whole thing too
is they were like, but
I don't understand a dog
seem to go after
100 people. But you pointed the other way and he said
I did it on purpose to throw you
off because I wanted to show mercy
to the assassin and they're all like
Oh
Okay.
Shouldn't we have probably caught
that guy to keep him from taking another shot?
The problem is you're thinking about
it and what's the first rule I gotta
tell you is you gotta stop thinking about it.
That's right. It also seems like he could segue
this into a flex seal commercial.
What is it? A flex seal. Is that the one where they
saw the boat in half? Yeah.
Yes it is.
It's an incredible commercial.
To further drive the point home
about this supposed miracle
the shirt Jones was wearing became
a temporary relic for the church.
They built this big glass
display case because it was like a yellow
shirt and it was splattered in blood
so he looked super cool. He picked it on purpose.
Yeah. Oh yeah. It was like, oh yellow.
That's really going to show the red
and then it kind of becomes an orange and
orange is a fun color. It's like fire.
They had to make it pop.
Sort of like a shroud of Turin. Like a shroud of Turin.
But then Jones started hearing
a rumor that the Mendocino
county sheriff's office
had heard about an assassination attempt
that a man had been shot.
Right because there is still a real world out there.
There is a tiny
community too. 15,000 people
in this community were got out and then
when Jim Jones heard the rumor that the cops
were going to come out and ask him a couple of questions
that shirt went in the storage real fucking fast.
Convenient. But the whole point
of this thing was to show the people
that their enemies were real.
Their enemies were everywhere and that
no place, not even their home base
was safe. Well especially
their home base. That's where he chose it
and he chose it on purpose because he also remember
he's been spent a long time on the road. He went to LA
he went to San Francisco. He's popping in and out and seeing people
but he's not, he doesn't have the same
day to day effect at Ukiah
that he used to. So now when he shows up
it's especially like father's
home. Everyone's like really, really excited
to see him and to get some one-on-one time with him.
So it happening here in the heart was very symbolic
and very smart of Jim Jones.
And that is when Jim Jones'
private security team grew even larger
and scarier.
The men who surrounded Jones now were uniforms.
They had button-up shirts, ties
and berets. They were all trained
with guns. They were usually armed
and they all looked mean as
fuck. And this worked on
two levels. Can we get Travis
in a uniform?
Can we get him a little beret?
You want to militarize him?
We got two employees now. We got Travis and
Mary. So you want to militarize Travis
and Mary. I feel like it would help their
confidence if we gave them uniforms
and we gave them guns
and badges, right?
Actually it would help everyone's confidence
that is the point of the gun.
If we had jackets with stars on them
and they had suits
and berets and guns
we'd look pretty good. Yeah, I will
allow it but we have to sing every
time we talk. I love it.
Hello Ben, you are
my friend. I love to see
you again.
That is fun. Do it.
No, I can't. This whole thing worked
on two levels. One, it
made Jim Jones intimidating
to outsiders. No kidding. Yeah, I mean
outsiders saw this guy as like, oh. Oh, he's got a big deal.
Yeah, this guy's a big deal.
And it also made him intimidating to people on the
inside like, oh, that guy has
a small army.
That guy has dudes with guns
and so
threats are no longer
existential. Threats are no longer supernatural.
Threats are now very real.
Well, also planning commissions changed
quite a bit because you're sitting there at these meetings
that used to be pretty informal but a kind
of a group setting are now. He's standing
there with a group of armed
he's got his fucking
entourage of people with guns, super
scary looking. He's just laying on a couch
drinking soda while
everyone else has to stand or sit on the floor
not allowed to go to the bathroom. It's pretty
intense. Yeah, so we can see the escalation
here. Oh, no, this is
a big jump. Yeah, this is right. Yeah.
And the feedback loop
works even more because Jim Jones, he has
the assassination attempts
have all been fake, but because
he's making his people paranoid
they're feeding back and making
him paranoid as well to the point where he
actually gets a body double.
But the body double like, eventually
started questions like, hey, if you can
like heal yourself like
whenever, why do I
got to be here?
I just, um, the prosthetics
are fine, they're itchy.
You have a 20 pound
head, Mr. Jones. I mean, father
I love the suits and the
sunglasses are difficult to see through. I honestly
don't particularly understand how you get
around just on the day to day.
Just take a bullet for me, Brian.
How the hell do you be a body double?
Can you imagine that life? That's so
crazy. Honestly.
My body double on
A to Z was a lovely man.
Yeah. And he did very good.
That's what his job was, is that he was a double.
Yeah, but they weren't going to shoot you on A to Z.
You never got to S. It depends if we had
if it had come down to that.
I imagine at some point and there is
some stipulation in a Warner Brothers
contract somewhere that a stand-in for you
is also required to die for you.
And sometimes I would feed him my food
to see if he died.
Greatest body double, the one in
Veep, the one that Julia
Lewis-Dreyfus' daughter is married to.
That's such a funny story line. I love it.
But still, after all this
stuff, or possibly because of this stuff,
people believed and
word was getting around San Francisco that a
new charismatic raised the dead, healed the
sick preacher, had showed up in town and was
rapidly gaining followers.
That is when a reporter for the San
Francisco Examiner named Lester
King Solving figured there might be a
story in this Jim Jones fella.
By the time Lester was finished investigating
he had a story big enough to spread over
an eight day series.
Thing is though, even though
Jones freaked out at first, the stories that
were actually substantiated weren't
really all that bad because he hinted
at Jim Jones kind of being a scam
but he never came right out and said it.
The whole thing was pretty fucking tame.
Also, that was the least, technically
the least bad thing
in the people's temple at this point was the
healings being fake. It was the serial
abuses and spankings
and the boxing and then the dick
mauling that was the shit that you
can't get to because
you didn't know it was happening.
I like that Darth Maul's father, Dick Maul.
Richard Maul, they all call me Dick.
Well, all that
stuff was back loaded.
They back loaded all the bad shit.
So he was gonna release that stuff later on.
It was just this stupid shit. You'd never do that.
He buried the lead here.
All that shit was gonna come out in the end.
So it seemed like the first
four days, they didn't need to be in a
day series. The first four days
it was kind of tame stuff but by day
four, Jim Jones had made
quite a big stink and he's got
this Tim Stone on his side.
The lawyer. Yeah, he's got the lawyer
on his side. So the San Francisco
examiner, they
decided on day four
they're like, listen, we're not gonna do
day six, seven and eight.
And that's where the harassment, the threats,
the punishment, mostly from Whitey Firestone
that's where it all came
from. That's where it all was but it was all
unsubstantiated. This is the saddest thing too
is that Whitey Firestone was such bad luck
all the time that he couldn't even get this
article done.
I mean it too. Oh, so you put it in the
article number seven.
That's not good.
I got my feet stuck in a chair.
Honestly, I don't even know how I did it.
I don't even know how did it.
It does seem difficult to do. A bird sold my
sandwiches for me.
I got locked inside of
refrigerators. I don't know how
that happened. I thought they fixed that
so you could get out of it.
Well, I guess I'll just go back to working
out the nuclear power plant.
By Whitey.
So Whitey was the source here. Whitey was
one of the sources. There were a few sources.
But yeah, Whitey was one of them.
But the amazing thing about the Kinsolving
articles was that it was actually
great PR for People's Temple.
When people read about Jones's supposed healing
powers, they didn't think, oh my
god, look at this bullshit. They thought they'd
found salvation. Think about the articles
on Facebook that say like, all
you have to do is read the three words
in the headline. You just see healing
powers. You don't read on substantiated.
You don't read this stuff. You just see
because you're so desperate. You're like, oh
fuck, that's where I'm going to go to get rid of my cancer.
I would never fall for anything dumb like that.
Anyway, I've got to go take my tactical
bath. I bought it on InfoBoards.
Oh, I love my tactical bath.
It keeps, it makes you a bullet person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard that. Yeah. After
Kinsolving, Temple membership
only increased. This guy
helped Jim Jones quite a bit.
Very smart. Yeah. And it also bound
Jim Jones' followers even closer
because there was another enemy to fight.
Fake news.
Oh no, it's always been there.
There was only an award show.
If only. Now the threats
to their beliefs, they were coming from the outside
and it was no longer vague.
It wasn't faceless. They were now
in print, tangible. Like he had
something to point at. Say like, see,
look, they don't want me to accomplish the
things that I want to accomplish. They don't want
to let us accomplish the things that we
want to accomplish. Right. That's fake news
that even got a few
people from the media on their side as well. There was this
one local TV reporter, his name was Michael
Prokes. He read the
tin-solving articles and he traveled down
to Redwood Valley. He figured like, maybe there's
like a further story in this because he read it
and he was skeptical. It's like, ah, this sounds kind of weird.
Let's go check it out. But before
long, fucking Prokes was the press
secretary. Again, you hire
him. Yeah. All you got to do is hire him.
Right. I will also put this
on the magnetism
of the group of people at the People's Temple.
The people there seem like they
were so sweet and genuine
and nice. They would, this is to
be the saddest part about this story
is that Omsh and Rikio, they became
like, brain-dead, fucking
servers of Cobra.
I mean, like, really, really intense
and same in children of God. It was
molesters and the molested.
But this is like, good
people. Yeah. They were a fun crowd.
And then all of a sudden, they were just being
used terribly. No.
Okay. Now, even though Jones
was able to deflect bad press from the outside,
he had his own little
rebellion brewing within. In
1973, Jones was faced
with the Gang of Eight, which is where
we'll pick back up next time on
part four of Jones Town. Oh my
goodness. All right. Well, we are really
getting through it. I got to say check, please.
I just get out
and just get out of it.
Don't try not to join a cult. Try not
to join a cult. So from Indiana to
LA, now he's in San Francisco.
Indiana to Redwood Valley
to LA to San Francisco. So he's
going to wow. All right. Yeah.
Whoo. Yeah. I mean, I understand.
It seems like a slow burn. Slow
process. It's a slow burn.
I still try to remember
how horrible this all ends.
I just, I understand
it's, we want to get out of the
bullshit, right? You kind of like the concept is
like everybody doesn't care about anybody
else and the world's in constant
strife. We're in the middle of this right now.
It seems like in 2018, it's such a prime
spot for cults.
I imagine there's got to be shit popping up
that we even hear about that we will hear about
eventually, which I'm kind of excited for.
I shouldn't be. Who knows? Part of it's like
we'll see what happens.
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