Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 38: Erratic Behavior

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

Our conversation of the impending apocalypse continues as new stories of cannibalism surface and previously covered stories reveal more disturbing details.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? The hottest black woman you've ever seen taking a shower and sucking dick. Where is it? Hard sex tube. Hard sex tube. I love these fuckin' names. Slam hot. Deviant clip. Deviant clip is a good one too. Nice. Nice. Nice. I don't like UGIS. I don't like UGIS either. I like X-Video. X-Video is great. X-In, X-X is pretty great too. X-M, X-X. X-In, X-X. X-N, X-X.

It's a great band. X-N, X-S. I love it. One of my favorite bands. Are we all plugged in? We are. Welcome to the program. It's last bandcast. Last podcast on the left. Marcus Parks. I've been kissin' with this as always. Hong Kong Henry's a brosk! I opened up my fortune cookie today and it said, Go fuck yourself! That's a nice little fortune cookie.

I don't like that one bit. Yeah, that is ominous. We were discussing... Seven toes. Seven whores. Seven whores. Seven toes. That's my vocal warm-up. We were discussing some sweet zombie shit yesterday or the last program and I think we're gonna continue it because news of the weird continues to fuckin' fluctuate all over the interwebs and the world is officially coming to an end and pretty goddamn soon. We tried to come up with a new topic.

Basically, I wanted to bring in a whole thing about sigils and stuff again. It was very complicated and then all of a sudden we just realized like, The shit's happening outside. There's no reason to come up with the topic because the world is... We are revving up to the end times here. And I don't know. It seems like that there could be sort of an artificial cause to that. I think that America is becoming so convinced that we have an expiration date in December of this year that I think people are really starting to let their hair down. They're eating the beef. It's like when you see a beef goes bad on Tuesday,

you eat it on Monday and today my friend is Sunday so we're about to fuckin' die. Yeah, everyone's face is looking like a bunch of pork chops on fuckin' half day off. Did you see that guy who was a truck driver for like 30 years or something like that? Half his face is essentially melted by the sun. Have you guys learned nothing? Have you learned nothing from that terrible song from what was it, 1999? Where's sunscreen? You fuckin' dumb truck driver and asshole. Convoi. I drive a big convoi, driving all through the night.

We got a great big convoi, ain't she a beautiful sight, convoi. I'll rape a woman. You never know. What's in the box? What's in the box? It's been a sigils, a bit off topic, but we're gonna record roundtable of gentlemen after this 100th episode. Holden McNeely will be discussing his masturbation sigil. I took a note from our podcast and I don't know what he fuckin' wished for. God knows. I don't know what power he wanted.

I think he just wanted to have one boob, but then like a half a boob. Like she had half of a one of a boob cancer. It's like you're a retard, Dr. Moreau. It's fine. He's doing great. And I did convince him to do some pretty weird shit. He asked me for it. And I just like was doing the whole thing so straight-faced and just like he was sending me text messages and asking what he should do with it.

If your pinky doesn't smell like shit afterwards, you've done it wrong. Stick your foot in a chocolate cake and then take your dick out of MasterBeat with a piece of paper. Put your dick in a chocolate cake, take your dick out in MasterBeat. Welcome everybody. That sounds really fun. It's wonderful. I can do that. Have you ever heard of Splooshing? Welcome to the conference.

I've never heard of it. Splooshing? You never heard of Splooshing? I mean Splooshing. Kiki Bottoms? Soupy Bottoms? Kiki Soupy Bottoms? Okay, go on. What is Splooshing? It's a thing where people sit in cakes and fart in cakes. Oh, just fart cakes and cake farts.

And then there's also like sitting in buckets of soup. You sit in soup or soup all over each other. It's for like people who are like stockbrokers. It's very important. It gotta make sense because they literally are sort of like chicken stock. They are stock for the soup that they are created. Once the soup comes off, the soup goes out. Oh yeah, very nice.

Laterally. Anyway, continue with beginning of the apocalypse, end of the world news, parks. What stories are out there right now? There's just no end to them. And there has been a new story every fucking day that is fucking cuckoo bananas. For the last week. Each one more titillated than the last. Here's an update on one that we talked about last week.

We kind of glossed over a little bit, but it was the anesthesiologist who was arrested down in Florida. He was acting erratically. He was pulled over. See, whenever I hear of someone acting erratically, I just about to go like I'm president of RGD Records. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like that's how hip hop and fucking jazz started.

I put my shoes on my hands. That's what I am. Oh yeah. No, but you don't see my arms moving herky-jerky going like, Where you going buddy? Where you going? You ever try to walk around a homeless man on the street? Over here.

Over here. Oh, buddy. Oh, wait. That's a guy. That's a guy. Oh, this is no hoover. Just give me an inch here. Let me get past him.

I don't want to stop you. I just want you to get past here. I got to get to Dunkin' Donuts. So this guy, the anesthesiologist, the cops put him in the back of the cop car. He starts spitting blood in the cop's face, starts spitting blood in the cop car. And it came out. This is not something that was in the original story. But here's the fact that came out.

What they found on his body. Here's what they found. $40,000 in cash and a vial of an unidentified substance. God damn. I love this dude. Where was he going? I don't know. What?

And he also had a bottle of rectal dysfunction pills. Oh, no. Could it be a combo of drugs? Do they know where the blood in his mouth came from? No. From inside of his body. Yeah, absolutely. You know?

Yeah, but it didn't come. Was it a combined blood? Yeah, you don't buy blood in a fucking bottle or did he bite his lips off? I mean, who knows? I love it, though. You don't need fucking, you know, what was it? Extends or Viagra? If you have $40,000 in your pocket, that should make you hard immediately.

What man doesn't get a boner over that much cash? God knows what this guy is. So what's the thing? Was he just like non-responsive? Could they not talk to him? Well, he was responsive. Yeah, he was erratic. Erratic, yeah.

What did you say? Yeah, every time you make noises like that, you come like just a hair away from saying the n-word. Yo, what do you mean? Nugget! Nugget! I said nugget. He's a necrophilia.

He's erratic. He's acting erratic. That's what you do when you're erratic. Yeah. But this guy was sort of acting like a zombie and in the last program we discussed can zombies fuck can zombies love can zombies have zombie babies and grow up in a beautiful zombie America. And apparently with this sweet Viagra medication, they do. I would just love to find out that he was like on his way to see a taping of the Rachel Ray

show. Which is also possible. Like, he's just like, he's just like, gotta get out of time, six o'clock in the morning, gotta get out of here, I wanna wait in the TV, tell him where I'm from. In the bottle, you just cologne. So sir, where are you from? Tampa! Tampa.

Nugget! Where per chance is nugget? Is there a follow up on whatever happened to this dude? Did he, is he released from jail as he stops bleeding blood? The only follow up that I have is what they found on his person. Man, I think that, what the fuck's going on? Where is he? What's he doing?

What did they charge him for? They, he was pulled over for reckless driving. Reckless driving, yeah. What was he driving like? Erratically. You look like a grandmother. I mean, how many times do I have to say erratically? Erratically!

You fucking get it, but the one adjective that is to be used in conjunction with this story is erratically. Erratically. I just... That's an abber, but erratic. Can you imagine him being in the holding cell too and everyone just like... I can imagine him... He's like, what you in for, man?

Yeah! Driving cool! I drove real cool this morning! I just wanted you to play that. Guys, give the new white guy some room. It's been blood all over the place, like a disgusting faucet. I would love if he was played by Don Knott's. I feel like Don Knott's would really capture this person's character.

Erratically! Hey, erratically! Man, I... There's just some stuff. Marcus, what is the other... There was another news story going on with this song. We have a bunch of news stories. Here's another one.

This one's up in Canada. I'm sorry I cut you off, by the way. Either, either. Either, Canada. Either. I'm sorry. This one involves a gay porn star up in Canada. That reminds me of the other pornster guy who killed a girl with a sword.

Do you remember that? That was like a while ago. Oh, yeah, because Satan was inside of her. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, this guy, he's allegedly fled to France. Interpol has alerted police forces around the world, requesting the arrest of Luca Rocco Magnata,

who policed a dismembered young man and sent his severed foot in hand in the mail to separate Canadian political party headquarters. This man, here's what he did. He posted videos on to Best Gore, of him torturing and mutilating cats and kittens before all of this happened. And he also, I mean, you're familiar with Best Gore.com. I've heard of Best Gore. I don't go on it because I don't really like Gore stuff too much.

I went on Gore for the first time. I went to this Reddit that our friend Holden, he looks at. Space sticks. Space sticks, Reddit. And I looked at Gore and it is so fucking disgusting. Yeah. It's really remarkably gross. We're just a bunch of sack of meat and fucking piss and jizz walking around.

It's humbling. Yeah. I really do think that looking at Gore is very humbling. Absolutely. There was one fella, his entire- That's why I watch shows about space. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

We're nothing. Yeah. We don't exist. There was this dude, his entire leg was just covered in fucking bugs. They look like silkworms, something like that. Don't you realize it won? How many bugs did you get into your leg before like, I think I'm gonna fucking get these things off of me?

What? I mean, what happened to a guy? You're like doing a lot of drugs. You're just, you know- Yeah. It's just drugs. That's just one of your problems. You know, that's just-

Yeah, I guess so. That's like the very- That's like the icing on the cake of the problems, but it's certainly just one of them. Yeah, definitely. Speaking of drugs and- Oh wait, I'm not done with this video. Yeah, go away.

We're not done with this one. He also posted a video that shows the actual murder, shows somebody stabbing a naked man with an ice pick before dismembering the corpse, eating some flesh, and performing sexual assaults with it. My question is, is that- What is he doing the whole time? He's just like,

Witness! Witness the degradation! I think that would be the scariest thing of like him with a fucking like, this clear plastic mask on going like, Hey guys! Don't you hate it? Don't you hate it with someone far to the elevator?

No! Step, step, step, step, step! Oh, guys! I just remember- Hey guys! Do you ever tickle me, Elmo? What's the deal with that? Uh-huh!

It's a comedy. Saw his fucking foot off. I think he was half right with the ice pick, but he would be entirely right if he used a, what do you call it, icicle. An icicle is the greatest murder weapon that you can possibly use. The evidence literally melts away.

There's no use for fingerprints. They're sharp. They're huge. You could easily impale somebody with a d- Right in the fucking cranium. I think, you know what though? He obviously was not really concerned about hiding the evidence.

Yeah, he put it on the internet. He put it on the internet. Right. So, can you see the video of him killing the guy? I'll tell you what, we just think you can. From where? Uh, I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure you have to search for it.

I'd imagine the deep web. The deep web? Spend about two hours on 4chan. And it'll pop up eventually. Have you heard of Tor? Tor? No. I know what deep web is.

All I know is. The deep web. That's like one of the major, like bulletin, I guess it's like something like Tor and stuff. And that's where you could find, I guess, the rea- I mean, it's not real. Like, there's always a j- Like, the deep web does not exist,

but it's a fun idea that we have right there. Where is the fucking Nicholas Cage? You know, character from 8mm. Solve all these fucking crimes. He's, uh, waiting for his pizza to come. These guys, people don't care. No one obviously cared about either one of these people. No.

No one cared about these people. I guess not. They're probably missing from set one day, and he's just like, Luca is in here, alright, get Gregorio. But you know, they're not even worrying about Luca. Well, the guy that, uh, he killed was a Chinese dissident. What? He's a nice guy.

What do you mean a Chinese dissident? Chinese dissident. Yeah. No, a Chinese student. Yeah. Lin Jun. Lin Jun, he's a nice man. His name was Lin Jun.

Lin Sanity. What was there? Lin Sanity. What was there? No, no. That was a thing called, that was like, the video was called like, the last chapter of Lin Sanity. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

After scoring all those points. Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step. Lin Sanity. My question is, is, what was their relationship? Uh, that's what I'm trying to find out right now. Turns out they didn't like each other. Isn't that bizarre? And this happened this week.

They had been in a, they were gay together. Oh, the lovers quarrel. Yeah, they were in a relationship. But you'll find out that he agreed to do it. I bet it's going to be something fucked up like that. Cause you've seen that, right? We talk about this online with like people online who put themselves up to be murdered. Here's what the background music was.

He played a song. It doesn't say which song, but God, I hope it's Huey Lewis in the news. He posted a song from American Psycho on the video. Like that was the background music. Oh, that's so much fun. It's hip to cut somebody into squares. It's hip to be square. And he killed, and he also.

He also had a previously appalled animal lovers by posting videos of himself killing kittens with a vacuum cleaner and feeding one alive to a python. How do you kill a kitten with a vacuum cleaner? But you just have patience. You know, just like have foresight, man. Just like the cat just, the kitten just constantly comes out super clean. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You just suck up. I mean, I imagine it's like you just suck the head into the thing and then you just fucking bash it against the table.

Right. That's how I kill a kitten with a vacuum. This is what I think. What do you mean offend animal lovers? What animal lovers watching these videos? Get off the best gore. Stop watching best gore. Well, the son, the British newspaper, interviewed him months ago. Like, he posted this six months ago. This was apparently some, this was a news story.

And he wrote an email back to the son that said, I'll be back, and this time the victims won't be animals. Fun, man. He was gearing up for it. I'm really glad that no one tried to stop him. That's really fun. No one even put in a fucking like inquiry to this guy. Man, I just feel like we're in the part of a, we're a part of a gigantic psychotic nightmare right now. We are.

Everyone's gone nuts. I think there's also, I was talking about it with Brad Starrnigel on the way over here. We were like talking about the fact that they were like... Brad Starrnigel, a great comedian here in New York City. A total psychopath. He's great. He's great. He is a psychopath.

But we were talking about this, the idea that these, these stories are also coming to light because maybe there's also a grand sort of cover-up happening and the fact that like, you know, there's, you know, unemployment is going. It's like skyrocketing. 8.2%. We've got a weird like fucking presidential election going on. There's, there's a lot of problems everywhere or in just like, maybe it's just a grand thing. Maybe they try to whip us into a fucking frenzy. And it's also possible that like new stories like these, they, they happen in clusters.

You know, like no matter what, like, I know this is fucking weird, but whenever you get story, like, you know, you get, like here in New York, you have a pack animal. We're a herd animal. Exactly. The news is the pack animal because these things happen all the time. Yeah. But the news stories are like, oh, this one's really hot. Someone's feeding a dude's face.

In fact, our friend Jeff Klingman sent me a list of eating murders that date back to May 25th of last year. Or... I love it. No, no, no. They date back to January. Say, January 12th, police say a man in Indiana accused of stealing a car, threatened to hunt down and eat his arresting officers, their families and police dogs. January 27th, a Florida man has been arrested for allegedly hacking to death a Connecticut man

and eating the victim's eye and part of his brain. Nice. March 24th, Serbian gangsters allegedly beat a traitorous associate to death with a hammer. That's normal. That's like gangline activity. That'll happen. But still, a Russian man killed his drinking partner after he and his friends ran out of snacks at a vodka party. I agree with him.

I agree with him. There's nothing worse than running out of salami. Then sold the leftovers at pork, as pork, at a market. I've heard that a human meat can be very comparable to pork. March 27th, Russian police have arrested a man who had made a killing at least six people before eating their hearts and livers. April 7th, a 79-year-old man accused of killing his wife ate some of her flesh and was found sitting in a rocking chair in their Shrewsbury apartment covered in blood. Hey, guys!

What up, boy? I'm so glad you guys could come. I've been so lonely just rocking back and forth. April 14th, police have arrested three people for allegedly killing at least two women, eating parts of their bodies and using their flesh to make stuffed pastries known as empanadas that they sold to neighbors in their northeast from Brazil City. We talked about that on Roundtable. I don't want one.

May 8th, a Swiss politician has been accused of advertising for cannibals to kill and eat the mother and daughter of a policeman friend going through a tricky divorce. That's a fucking politician I can get behind! Wow, look at that! May 25th, police in southwest China have detained a man suspected of murdering more than a dozen boys and young men, chopping up their bodies and selling the flesh to unsuspecting consumers. Cool Chinese serial killer! Yeah, yeah, and now all of the things, so it could be argued either ways.

It could be that people eat each other all the time, or it could be that we're really fucking ramping up. I think we are ramping up. Who do you think it helps more in the 2-12 election between Obama and Romney if most of Americans courage the zombies? Romney, because everyone will follow the fucking cultist if they believe that God exists. If they believe that there is something, if there is a zombie epidemic happening, it's going to make people want to turn to God even more. I think Romney is helping this happen.

He knows that his fucking cruel old world God would truly want a zombie apocalypse because it's just sending his fucking people to heaven. Oh, isn't that a nice idea? Isn't that a fun idea for a fucking cruel, cryptic, secret, underwear-wearing fucking cultist? Believe it in your fucking fairy tales, Mitt Romney! Mitt. Oh, Mitt Romney. Fucking hate Mitt Romney.

I love Mitt. I'm voting for Mitt, man. I love that dude. I'm half a zombie. It's not even a fucking funny choice to vote for him. I'll vote for fucking Donald Duck. You can't vote for Donald Duck. He's a cartoon.

Write him in. Maybe draw him in. You just draw Donald Duck and that's how you vote for him. I want to vote for Jean Gillette to be honest with you. That's a whole other podcast. We're talking here. Everything that's going on right now is really scary. There was an article in the Gawker that I read that really made me mad.

On the what? On the Gawker. On the Gawker. Yeah. Are you 90? What happened to you? The Gawker is on a web book. It's a book.

It's like a newspaper on the web. Things are getting wild. Things are getting fucking crazy. Oh yeah. Let's use that more often. Henry, can you please say something to Wonky? Say something to Wonky. Mitt Romney more like Mitt Bormy.

I mean it makes it good. It makes it good. That's great. I love him. All right. So on the on Yield Gawker there was an article that came up that did criticize people calling what's happening. This like zombie apocalypse.

This is what women shouldn't blog. Actually women should only blog. Yeah okay. You know and nothing else. I love it. By the way all the reverse sexism that women are showing right now every time I go on Facebook women are funnier than men. All this bullshit.

Yeah women are very funny. I love women. I've always been a fan of women. And all of a sudden all of these women are just like I'm the dice man now. It's the women starting to be the total fucking dumb fuck. Congratulations women. You're funny. Be proud about it.

You're fucking idiots. And you're not funnier than men. If you're a funny woman you might be as funny as another man. It's like shut the fuck up. As a group of people you're fine. It's his art. It doesn't matter. It wasn't about this.

It wasn't about the gender of the writer of this article. It was just this idea that we're insensitive for calling it a zombie apocalypse. And that we don't understand death and blah blah blah. But I don't think what this person doesn't understand is the fact that we're genuinely scared. It's not that I really think that a zombie apocalypse is happening. I know that this is not a zombie apocalypse. I just think that leading up into the supposed end of the world people are going to do more and more random crazy violence on the streets.

But then again the fact that if it walks like a zombie looks like a zombie. It is technically a zombie. Or it's on bath salts. Yeah. And like to me it's about, you know, it's described the fucking symptoms. What are the symptoms of the problem? Right. Oh, people are randomly biting, attacking and murdering people in the streets.

A man's face was eating off. And eating them. Yes, eating them. People are eating other people. That's what zombies do. That's cannibalism. That's pretty much zombie. That's it.

Zombie 101. The only difference between these people and zombies as far as we know is that the bites are not contagious. There is no, there has not been a single documented case of someone being bit or partially eaten and then turning into a biter themselves. Like we were saying earlier. But it's like being molested as a child. You're going to grow up 10 times more likely to molest someone.

If I get bitten by somebody on the street, it's 10 times more likely that I'll bite someone else. It is because it's a relatively normal event for you at this point. You know, once you get bitten, if you get your half of your face bitten off, the idea of getting your face bitten off or biting somebody else's face isn't that foreign. That's what Ed and I were talking about the other day. It's just like if you get punched in the head and you realize it actually doesn't hurt that much, you get punched in the head and you're just going to get into fights more often. Where it's like once you bite, you get your fucking half of your face bitten off and you're

already a freak and it's like fucking get your machete time to join the war because you can't get a job at Walmart anymore. God knows. You don't have half of a face. So you need to get out there and start fucking bringing some pain to the streets. You're not old enough to be a greeter. You're not fat enough to be a clerk. What the fuck are you going to do?

Bring some pain. Well, what's another, here's another story. This one's quite, this one is actually fairly disturbing. In Texas, a woman beheaded, this one actually is very disturbing. In Texas, a woman beheaded her three week old son and ate part of his brain. This is the story I was talking about. This is in San Antonio. Oh yeah.

It'll happen. This is the thing, but there's also postpartum depression, which is pretty insane. And it's pretty big in Texas too. You had Andrea Yates who killed her five kids because she said that there was Satan in her children. She had to get them out and send them to heaven, drown five of them in the bathtub. That was another woman. Just tell her, get on the L train at 3.15.

You want to see Satan in the hearts of children and see what that's like. Yeah. Yeah. They're animals. So what's happening to this gal over there who fucking ate the child's brain? I mean, it's similar to eating the baby. It's similar to eating the placenta. What's happening?

Yeah, it's like, what do you mean what's happening with it? She's going to prison? I don't think these people, I don't think prison, they should be in prison. I think they need to be like tied to like a buoy in the ocean. I think we need to stop, we need to stop regulating parenting. Let her be a fucking mother. You know? It's called freestyle parenting.

Yeah, whatever it is. Maybe the baby didn't need that part of her brain. You know? It's like eating the placenta. That one chick from Mad Men. The hot chick was apparently a terrible actress. January Jones. Yeah, she's awful.

Very stupid. Yeah. She's a very dumb gal. Anyway, I love her. I love her. I've been fucking thinking about her a lot, man. I really would love you, January Jones, if you just want to fucking come over here and tell me, man, I'm so goddamn lonely and sad.

I don't like this. That's erratic. That's erratic. That's erratic. I feel like I'm driving. I feel like I'm driving. No, I get it. I'm spitting blood all over fucking Henry.

Okay, okay. You got it. But you know, eating the placenta or eating your kid's brain came out of you. You created it. I think you should be allowed to nibble a little bit. Normally, I like to yes-and-ya. You don't know how to get in there and help you, but I'm just going to say, you know, it doesn't seem any real direct purpose to crack an open your new baby's head and eat

its brain. I almost kind of understand just killing it or just leaving it someplace. Yeah. You like the baby's crying, baby's crying. You just pick it up and you accidentally fucking snap its neck because babies are fragile. Sure. You ever just pick up a baby and just realize you fucking just snap a baby over your knee? No, you can't.

They're pliable. You could just throw a baby in the street. Wait for that. You could do that. You could do anything with a baby. Yeah, that's true. Nothing. Baby can't bite.

Baby can't bribe its way to the scenario, which is what I would do if I was in danger. Baby can't bargain. I would just say, if I was ever in immediate danger, I'm just like, do you know who my father is even though I don't have any money? Baby can sit in the corner though. Am I right? Am I right? Am I right?

Yeah. John Travolta's gay. So my question is, why would shaded's brains, and I guess the only thing that you could just say about that is, run everyone, get out of Texas, get out of San Antonio, the diseases spread. Well, they're surrounding us. We've got the man in New Jersey who threw the intestines at the cops. We've got the dude in Staten Island who bit the guy's ear off.

What's the full story of the guy in New Jersey who threw his intestines? No follow-ups. Did he cut his belly open? The full story is that he cut his belly open, and he wasn't just throwing intestines. He was throwing bits of flesh. Like he cut his belly open, and he was just... Was that while he had been like pulled over? He was in his house.

He had barricaded himself in his house and was making... How did he even come to the house? He was making a lot of noise. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well yeah. You don't... Ow!

Ow! Yeah, and they brought the SWAT team in. Yeah, you don't put a fucking theatrical production on without a crowd. You definitely have to have the cops around with you. Dude, I was going to go through a trouble of coping over my torso. They at least fined me with my intestines draped over my arms going like, I'm an octopus. I'm an octopus. Yeah.

I'm a good salesman. Shalesman. I ain't here looking for some Zazid. Can we call this... Can we call this mom who ate her baby's brain's a zombie? A mommy zombie? Am I right? She's a zombie.

Give me it. Can we call this fucking chick who ate her baby's brain a zombie? Yeah! You know what man? Fucking let's take zombie and sell it to fucking CBS. Because we could take zombie and make zombie... Zombie mommy. Zombie mommy.

Sometimes sometimes life bags bites back. Yeah, it was just like it's like yeah being a single mom is tough never mind When you're a zombie mommy It's zombie Saturdays at seven you guys Let's go to your house Katie. We can't wait. Let's have a sleepover guys. I don't know if we should go to my house Your mom seems weird. She's always cooking like your friends. I think your mom's an alcoholic No, no, she just eats off flesh human beings. That's why I invited you over here. That's a great fucking show It's a good idea. They would literally buy it. We're just so sad. We're so zombie. Oh my god. Yeah, you just pitch it like Umg. All right. Well, we got to wrap this up, but do we? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I have to go do some theater work for on-table

Oh, I have to go to the theater actress. Oh, no Shakespeare's coming. I have to prepare his many fabrics I have to put up a projector. Okay. Okay, whatever man. Basketball game. All right What I want to say I want to say thank you to everybody on Facebook who gave us these stories I want to thank Adam umack Megan lamb lamb burger as always as always Jeff Klingman And we also got some fucking awesome art in the mail from this guy Bobby Nixon It's called you can find my Bobby Nixon blogspot.com. He sent us this painting called Road killer and I seriously want to make it like if you know me, you know for a fact That's like I love crazy fucking tell him TV shirt the TV shirts

Yeah T shirts and I want to turn that painting into a t-shirt to let me know what I have to pay you to get that Yeah, absolutely, and he he has the best that here's the description of it extreme violence rape Bestiality beheading serial killers and tits. Yeah What more could you want and we have some of our best we have some but we have some of the best fans. We really do think I don't think we need it. We are I don't think we thank him enough. Yeah. No, you guys are all Starting to come out. We're just starting to meet these wonderful. No, it's pretty great. Um, I'm me But I honestly want to talk about like this is that it's really important I really think that people should be careful. Don't let yourself go crazy. Things are stressful out there

Things are really hard. You need to calm down. Just don't let yourself go. It's fine Don't let yourself do you really want to fucking do sometimes because sometimes you just drive down the street It's like man. I'm feeling real erratic right now We all just fucking Yeah, so we're gonna probably take a little bit of break as I'm going to hot Lana to do some shot I don't want to come back with more stuff. Yeah, absolutely Okay. Goodbye. My goose deletion. What's elation? What's that? Do you want to add some else? No, I ain't nothing to add Yeah, do we want to do what was the what was the other thing we said at the end of the last episode?

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