Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 391: Relaxed Fit - The Finders

Episode Date: November 16, 2019

This week, we're doing a Relaxed Fit episode. We're talking about The Finders — a secretive group allegedly connected to the U.S. government — and MUCH MORE. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? You can really tell the difference between Williamsburg and Greenpoint by the amount of, like, omas and opas. Like, the Bent Vodka people. That's what I'm saying. The Bent Vodka people. Like, as soon as you get to Greenpoint, you're like, ah, because it's like alcohol shrinks them down below five feet.
Starting point is 00:00:39 These are your people. I know. Yeah. Yeah. And they're more Chivik people. They're the super cheap Polish beer that sold at all the bodegas. Yeah, you can always tell where the old papu lives because you see all the bottles of empty Chivik out front. But that's how you know that he's safe. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Because he's out there drinking on the stoop. I once saw one of those old men passed out on the sidewalk. Where else do you want him to be? That's fine. No, I actually got encouraged one time. Puffin took a nasty poop and it got caught in his butt hairs and I had to get a water bottle, shake him down, and comb out the poop. And those three guys sitting there getting hammered
Starting point is 00:01:15 called me a good dog dad. And they know what it means to be a good father. Alright, this is the last podcast on the left. It's a relaxed fit episode. We are so happy to have you all with us. Thank you so much. Today, I know we got a couple of fun stories that we're going to be getting to.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Yeah, we're doing this kind of mix and upside story style. Also because, you know, like, because we work. We work. We work. We work. We go on the wheel for the benefit of crom. We sit and we push the wheel so our podcasting muscles get so big and so virulent. But at the same time, do they weaken over time? The video of the hamster that was laying on the wheel
Starting point is 00:01:54 as his friend ran and just like jumped over him every time. The hamster had it all figured out. The one laying down. I think he was dead. Yeah. You watch a lot of animal videos that I would only describe that should be used to calm down dementia patients.
Starting point is 00:02:10 It works. It works. My Instagram is nothing but food, animals, wrestling. And I don't even let the politics get in. Very good. Wow, that is very good. It's just in your brain. Now it goes through a thing. We're all here. Like it's always the same. Like the sad music coming from her phone
Starting point is 00:02:28 and she's crying because she likes watching the videos of the animals found covered in like in mites, like in basements and shit that are super skinny that are then raised into dogs. And she's like, I like it because the ending is always nice. But you're crying. But the ending is always nice. One of those, the name of the dodo, dodo videos.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Isn't it the daily dodo, the dodo something? Are you having a stroke? No, no, no, no. I think he might actually be correct for the first time in the entire history of this podcast. I think it's a dodo. I think they're called the dodo videos. For some reason, I don't know what happened with my Instagram,
Starting point is 00:03:03 but they think I love ASMR. Every single other, I have no idea. I think it's because I always click on it, but I never like it. But this last one, I did watch a woman. She unrolled one of those big jelly wrappers that is surrounded by nerds, like the jelly rope surrounded by like a crunchy nerd. And so she opens it up, takes it out,
Starting point is 00:03:22 and then the way that she crunched on it, I didn't feel anything, but I got it for the first time. I got ASMR for the first, if I had it, I would be like, that's a homerun ASMR video. You were drunk. No, it was not. It was just on the bathroom. I was in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Do you believe in ASMR, Marcus? That is my belief. I don't believe it's real. I totally do, yeah. Do you get it? I like slight chill sometimes. But no, I do believe it's a thing, yeah. People get tingles down to their toes, up to their foreheads.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Why are you dying on this hill? You know what it is? I feel like it's a strange identity. It's an identity thing. It's a weird thing to identify with, to be like, I am an ASMR person. You know what it's also, it is a bitterness, because they really don't want to feel.
Starting point is 00:04:07 First of all, yes, I'd love to feel more feelings, because I'm pretty blocked off, sure. But also, it's just easy money that is made by people with no discernible skills. What? That just unwrap things. All you need, you can have two hooks, you don't even need hands.
Starting point is 00:04:24 You can use your feet. There are many subtleties to the ASMR videos. There is not. Yeah, you gotta think about the reveal. What's in the box? Oh man, I think this might be kinda like you not being able to see ghosts, and you not being able to see aliens.
Starting point is 00:04:38 It's just one of those things that you're just too, you're plugged up. You are plugged up, buddy. Your third eye is a lot like your brown eye. Make a crinkle noise, make a crinkle noise to see if I can experience it. Nothing. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Hate it. Hate the sound of it. Actually, I'm just getting mad. I'm just getting truly very pissed off. Is this the feeling I'm supposed to feel? Am I supposed to be mad? I've got talk to make sure that my mouth is very wet. I'm gonna talk to you.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Stop it! Did you guys ever hear the John Goodman McDonald's ASMR? Yes. Yeah. I kinda wanna play it for the audience. No, it's more commodization of the internet. They're taking our memes for free. They're not taking our memes for free.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Look at what they do with Epstein. Epstein memes are the reason why we're sliding into a gigantic ornate conspiracy state. Ben, that's terrible sound quality. Yeah, this is not helping a shot. I'm trying to put my mouth up. That's a terrible idea. I would put up my mouth.
Starting point is 00:05:37 How long have we been in radio? Oh my god. Howard Stern used to put his butt up to the radio, to the microphone, and then he would talk through his butthole. I know they complained about Howard Stern, and he got a $50 million contract with serious radio that no one's listening to. I legitimately think they had better,
Starting point is 00:05:52 they must have had better microphones. Maybe. Maybe. You wanna talk about a murder? Yeah. All right, go ahead. Police in Florida are investigating whether they have stumbled on a silent witness to a possible murder
Starting point is 00:06:04 and are trying to get the truth from quote unquote, okay. Sylvia Galva Crespo 32 was killed by a spear to the chest at home in Hallendale Beach, Florida, north of Miami in July, which her husband, Adam Crespo 43, has portrayed as a mysterious accident. Okay. So do you slip on a banana peel?
Starting point is 00:06:27 Right. Like where the fuck does you, how do you get hit by a spear in your home? Well, I think you're maybe playing like, spin the, I don't pin the spear in my wife. I have no idea how it happens. That's a game you can play? I guess.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Maybe it falls off of the shelf and it hits you in the chest. Remember that when that sign fell off my shelf and hit me in the head and almost killed me? That's true. That's because we're not carpenters. So what kind of spear was it? Is there a picture of the spear? There's not a picture of the spear, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Why does Amazon even need to sell spears? Shouldn't you have to go to a specialty store, look a person in the eyes, and that person also has a book full of spells? I just feel like you shouldn't be able to buy a spear from the comfort of your own home. You should have to go somewhere, actually purchase it, because it's not a typical weapon for home defense.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I also believe that you should build your own spear. I agree. Wow, you can buy so many spears off of Amazon. How much? The cheapest is the Reaper 11003 44 inch survival spear. Can you toss it up on the monitor here? $47.45. What do you need that for? Just for survival?
Starting point is 00:07:39 Yeah, for survival, yeah. Oh yeah, I always take this for survival. It's always good to have, because you never know when you need to throw a spear at the clouds while you're dying of thirst. Absolutely. You could get the cold steel European boar spear. It's only got four.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I want to look at the reviews for spears. Yes, please. Well, now, of course, I found this out today. Amazon's cooking the books when it comes to reviews. No way. You have to be very careful. What? Amazon is doing questionable practices?
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yes, they are. Oh no. The major corporation that's going to own all of us until they leave this dying planet to go live in their fucking space structures? Hey, to break it to you, Henry, they already do own us. Whoa. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:19 One star review. No handle. It's a spoiler. It's all handle. And he says, where's the freaking handle? I got the head today, but it's worthless without the handle. See, that would be in a reveal that I would like to see on the internet.
Starting point is 00:08:35 It'd be like, ooh, it's my spear. No, where's the freaking handle? You're crossing the streams of the, what is it, the opening videos? Yes. What's that term? Opening box videos? Unboxing.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Unboxing videos. And ASMR. ASMR is about the crinkle. Gentilsdale has explained to me several times that ASMR is real. But again, I don't think it is. Gentilsdale, a great comedian and good friend of ours. I believe that there is a crossover with the opening
Starting point is 00:09:01 unboxing videos and ASMR. There it is. Unfortunately. Yeah. Unfortunately, yes. Well, is there any pro things? What are they using to kill with these spears? And then we have to go back to the story of how does this woman
Starting point is 00:09:13 sit in there with a spear thrower like this is a Mel Brooks movie? I don't understand any of it. I would imagine that spears, if you're going to take them out hunting, that's going to be a boar thing. You're going to be hunting wild boar throwing spears at them, having them run at you and then you dodge off the last second and then you fucking hit them with a spear.
Starting point is 00:09:28 And that's how you do it. No, that's how you're going to kill your son. These people are hammered in the woods. That's the boring person deserves to be speared in the woods. Oh my goodness. Yeah. And you can buy a three pack of these spears for $287.88. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:41 That's not your Amazon low prices. Actually, can we order some to the studio? No. We can order all kinds of different spears. I mean, that is. We don't. We're just trying to unclutter our Esco studio. And you want to add spears to this mess?
Starting point is 00:09:53 It's better to have fun clutter than all those dumb like bills hanging around and all these things. People saying, oh, we owe them money. Oh, oh, you need to be doing this work. So you just want to send a picture of all three of us holding a spear when they're like, you owe us $100,000 and we're like, how do we? These spears have a different tail. Well, back to the story.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Police believe the Amazon Echo smart speaker devices in the home known as Alexa because of the common wake. You didn't have to tell us what Alexa was guardian. Yes. Yes, Jesus. Alexa. Alexa. Now you might do fucking condescending guardian.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Alexa, now you might think that's a person's name. Isn't that funny? It is. But it's also a box that you can purchase. And you ask a question. Back in my day, a box didn't tell you what the weather was. You'd put the box outside and see if it had rain on it. Well, police believe that the Amazon Echo may have heard and recorded
Starting point is 00:10:52 something relevant during the fatal altercation when the couple argued after a night out. There's a spear in your ass, bitch. Whoa. Whoa. This is the thing. Everyone wants to pretend like Alexa isn't always listening, but even the cops know as soon as they can use Alexa for their
Starting point is 00:11:09 own purposes, they will. This is what they call a smart witness, AKA a snitch machine. And it is unbelievable. This invasion of privacy. You got to get your Alexa. You got to throw a bunch of propane on it and light it on fire because it's listening, my friend. Well, we have a, we have a no Alexa, no Google home policy in our
Starting point is 00:11:28 home. We don't have them in our house because I don't believe in them. I don't like them either. We tried it for a little bit. Didn't like it. It's scary. All of a sudden it's like Alexa, play her favorite song. And she's like, oh, Marcus.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Yeah, Marcus. He's like, no, not, not us having sex. That's how you imagine it to be. Oh, Marcus. Oh, Marcus. Yes. Oh, Marcus stripped that pickle juice all over my back. Thank you for the sex, Marcus.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Oh, yes. Are you going to hear that tonight? You try to make love? Yeah. When I try to make love. Now that you're a married man. Now that you're, now that you're a married man. Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Yes. Yes. Well, actually no, because I have to leave my wife. Yeah. Immediately after getting married, I have to leave my wife. My wife. To entertain the people. Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:16 What is it about being a husband that you're just not allowed to be home? Yeah. Just can't be home at all. Yeah. I have to leave my wife. These bills aren't going to pay themselves. Well, guess what, man? She gets to go sit and not get sick of you anymore for a weekend.
Starting point is 00:12:29 It's kind of nice. It is fun. Not entering the other night. They get a break from our personalities. You brought up a fun thing about my wife and my husband the other night where you said that like my wife, you're like, I can't believe you said that in front of my wife. My wife is a fun umbrage thing where you were like outside of a place where your wife is inside.
Starting point is 00:12:45 You go, I got to get in there. My wife is in there. But my husband is always referred to after you've died. You don't really say my husband unless being like, my husband. Yes. He was found in the East Bay River. Yes, indeed. My husband has been missing for three weeks.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Yes. Ma'am, why are you holding a spear? Because I, we had this funny thing about how, you know, there's just some things I just ask my husband to take care of like getting hors d'oeuvres, you know, for a little get-together we're going to do. And then when he goes out and he comes back with a bunch of men's magazines and no hors d'oeuvres, I decided to make him an hors d'oeuvres. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Okay, but I got to say this, distance makes the heart grow fonder. That's what they say. Yeah. That's because when you're gone, they're having sex with other people and they are loving it. And they're loving it. And when they come back, they're all like, oh, hey, hey, how are you? Because they're satisfied, fulfilled, a little bit guilty.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Uh-huh. That's the perfect dinner right there. The best part of being husband to Marcus or myself is that they've had their fill of sex. And they have reached in that they've had enough forever. They're like, I'm good. Okay. Pasta got 2019.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Life from your grave. Life from your grave. Well, Crispo told police that he and his wife had gotten into an argument after a night out and he was trying to drag her off of his bed when she grabbed onto a spear with a 12 inch blade. And as he continued to pull, he heard the spear snap. And when he turned around, the blade of the spear was in Galva's chest. It just makes total sense.
Starting point is 00:14:24 The spear did it. Yes. And then he pulled it out, which you never do. You never pull out that you never pull it out. But then I wanted to make sure, because then I saw the blood came out all furiously and shooting and shooting. So I made sure to put that spear right back in. Right back in, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:38 But then I was like, oh, I want to make sure she's okay. So I pulled the spear out. But then squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, I had to put that spear right back in. Sir, you've just described stabbing your wife with a spear. Does that make any, do you remember doing that? No, I was doing wound maintenance on my wife. My wife.
Starting point is 00:14:56 He said he pulled it out because he hoped the injury was, quote, not too bad. See, just bad enough for her to learn the lesson that whatever they were fighting about. Okay. Well, Marcus, you're the one with the multiple weapons in your home. I mean, not weapons, weapons. They're nice. No, I don't, I just have knives. I have knives for utilities.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Can you carry a knife through TSA? No, I cannot. Can you carry a knife publicly in New York City? No. No. Can you carry a knife if you just like, if you go to a political event, can you get a knife in? If you pulled, if you walked into a restaurant and you said, I think, thank God, I brought
Starting point is 00:15:32 my knife. My knife. Now, what do you think the reaction would be there? It would be a negative reaction. So maybe it's a weapon. It's a tool. To kill. Ah, amazing.
Starting point is 00:15:42 This is, I like this because you're ready for court. So what's the, so the husband's in jail? He's in jail and right now they're trying, that's the funny thing is that the cops went and they grabbed all of their Amazon devices because they believed that the devices had tiny little hard drives on them. Not knowing that all of anything that's recorded is on a server somewhere else. Oh God. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Come on. I wonder, let's ask these questions. Where are the servers? Where are Amazon servers? Where are the things that hold on to all of this information? California, I believe. I think they're inside of Jeff Bezos. Yeah, like Johnny Mnemonic, which would be cool.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Oh, congrats. Keanu Reeves and the new girlfriend. Oh my God. What does he have another one? He's got a new girl. Who is it? It's his first girlfriend in 10 years. Who is it?
Starting point is 00:16:33 It's an artist. She's very nice. 46. That's great. Oh, I love Keanu. And I love all of our 46 year old listeners as well. Beautiful. Of course.
Starting point is 00:16:42 And we'll soon, we're soon to be 46 and only just 11 short ears. Well, it's a blank and we'll be right there. But this, I wonder where they keep these things. I actually, because I've never, I believe there's server, they keep that like their server farms out in California where all of these things are stored. Maybe they're, I don't think they put them in China. I believe they keep them all in the United States, just gigantic server farms. I would hope that they do.
Starting point is 00:17:04 So it's in there somewhere, they'll be able to find it and this Alexa is going to take the stand and it's going to convict this poor, poor, well, no, he's most likely a wife murderer, but it's going to convict this man. Oh, so it looks like here, oh, we're actually, you're incorrect. The data centers are in Europe, the US, the company operates in 38 facilities in northern Virginia, um, eight in San Francisco and other eight in its hometown of Seattle and seven in northeast, northeastern Oregon. In Europe, that's where the data center buildings are.
Starting point is 00:17:35 We're, we're in Dublin, there are four in Germany and three in Luxembourg. Oh, that's great. In no way is everyone watching over those hammered, especially with all the fucking doobly and triple beers they have fucking sneak up on you, which is the weirdest drunk in the world. I don't like the high alcohol beers. You know, I don't like this monitoring that's going on because I was talking with my Uber driver the other day.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I was like, this is not the right place to go. This is not the right way to go because for some reason Uber never doesn't understand Greenpoint or Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Uber does not like New York, but so he took my way and they ended the ride because he said that the app said you're not going in the right direction. So it ended the ride. So I had to restart and I was like, I'm sorry, bro. I was just trying to take us to the right direction.
Starting point is 00:18:21 No, things are, it was really bizarre. We're watching this fucking hole get close. We're watching this net get a little bit tighter as we go. They just put up new cameras in front of the, I believe the Fulton Street stop. Yes, indeed. Facial recognition cameras. And I know a partially that is supposed to, they're supposed to, the idea was it's to stop people from jumping the turnstile.
Starting point is 00:18:41 The biggest crime happening in New York City. Oh yeah. Someone trying to get a free ride from a horrible subway system. And you can see they're really pushing this as well. There's been a huge ad campaign on the subways trying to get everyone used to the idea that fair jumpers are for some reason like the worst criminals on the subway. I just don't understand. No, the worst criminals on the subway are the, I mean, first of all, the people running
Starting point is 00:19:02 their stupid subways and also the guys rubbing their dicks on everybody. Yeah. Well, it's the froters. The froters. I suppose they got the picture of the guy then and you know, of course I've already had my retina scanned. Oh no, we were fucked because we're popular figures. Yeah, I guess they're maybe going to, you know, be able to find some people, not just
Starting point is 00:19:19 subway fair jumpers, but you know, constant threats on the subway. Well, they're doing it. But it is very, very scary. Yeah. It's the same thing that we saw in Europe and Australia where they are just wait a little bit more open. I'm going to say we're open about it, but a little bit more almost fascist like about it where they want you to see the camera so you know you're being watched.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Definitely in London. London, it's a huge thing. The British are very, very big on surveillance. Well, it alters activity. It alters the way a human being acts when they're being watched. China's doing the same thing. China's suppressing a rebellion from the inside out. They're figuring out how to, which is what they've always done, which is what they did
Starting point is 00:19:55 really well, which is the one thing about a far left dictatorship that is very interesting is they don't just want to control your body. They want to control the very deep inside of your brain. Like this is a far left dictatorship, which is different than just a far left society. This is like a thing where they want you to believe in the cause so much that they will change your inner voice. Xi Jinping is making a lot of people's stars on those billboards that he's putting up for people who don't love him enough.
Starting point is 00:20:22 And we talk about that on Ablegan's Top Act quite regularly. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on there? It's happening here soon. Well, London is the number one most spied upon city in the United, in the world. Yeah. London's number one.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Beijing's number two. Number three is Chicago. Why doesn't London have cell service then? If they have all of this facial recognition, all of these cameras, you can't get a damn cell phone to work in that place. I don't even understand it. What do we've learned between fucking a boreliracery and what we learned in Edinburgh is that all of these cities are built on gigantic graveyards.
Starting point is 00:20:58 They've been built on the ruins of the former versions of the fucking city. So it's easy to put cameras on top of it, but it's more difficult to put the wires underneath it. It's built on bones. Yeah. Yes, indeed. Bones in the city. Woo!
Starting point is 00:21:13 Rector. They never gave her skin lessons. Wow. That's also euphemism for cocaine. Oh. You can give a confident woman cocaine. No one's doing cocaine anymore. Good.
Starting point is 00:21:27 It kills people. It kills the fentanyl. The cocaine is fine. No, but that's the problem. The fentanyl's strong. And then people find out it's reading all about the bias of like, if a drug dealer has an OD, like if they find out there's like a batch of drug dealer has that made like one person OD, their sales will go up because people are going to try to get the stronger
Starting point is 00:21:45 drug in order to get over their sort of like, bored drug habit, which is why fentanyl has been so fucking prevalent is because it's strong, especially in heroin, but it can kill you very easily. Very easily. Don't do it. It's like when we- Especially on the West Coast, y'all. If you're on the West Coast, don't do cocaine or heroin besides just, I mean, I know it's
Starting point is 00:22:03 relaxing, I know it's fun, but know that the fentanyl is very heavily, heavily used out there in a woke up. I don't think it is fun. I think it's probably responsible for most of the dookie stains in San Francisco. No, San Francisco's dookie stains, that's a whole difference. That's heroin. Yeah. That's when they need the heroin.
Starting point is 00:22:19 You know they need the heroin because they pull the plug and my God, are they full of Duke? Is there any, is there any other, is there anything more to that story? That story is pretty much it. I mean, there's not really much else to that story other than- We'll see, we'll try to follow up and see if it actually goes through and see if they put, do they take the Alexa? And then do they swear it in?
Starting point is 00:22:42 Like what happens? Do you just put that little thing and be like Alexa and it's like, yes. And then do you just ask it questions like it's a person? Well, one of the funny things that I was thinking about is that in order for Alexa to record anything, Alexa had to have come up during the fight, they would have had to name check Alexa to record, to have her start recording. Or what they're saying. Or it's just recording.
Starting point is 00:23:04 They're saying that it's not, which is how it knows that you're saying Alexa. How the hell would it know that you're saying Alexa if it's not listening every single time that it's on? You just backed your way into an amazing point. It is what, that's the problem here. So it's all just phantom words that are all just sitting forever being recorded on these gigantic servers that we're paying for the more and more we buy things from Amazon. Even though I am not, I'm not going to say the idea of being pro Amazon is fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:23:31 But I also, I do use Amazon because I need things delivered to my home. And I ended up doing these things and I fucking order stuff because I eat things in a massive turnaround. Sometimes you are in the middle of some other city or you're in the middle of another country and you need something to show up that's very specific wherever the fuck you're at, which is what Amazon is really good for, which is why you're just explaining Amazon to the audience and why you use it now. I'm just saying that like it's, it's so, it's hard to sort of try to pull out of it.
Starting point is 00:23:57 I'd like to pull out of it. It's like pulling out of Apple. We're all of a sudden you realize one of our fucking bullshit's controlled by Apple. All of our bullshit's on, all of our group texts are on fucking Apple iOS and then one of us gets an Android phone like Marcus tried to do. He tried to break the spell and then we can't get a sex. Yeah, yeah. I tried to break, I tried to break the Apple stranglehold, went out and got myself a Samsung
Starting point is 00:24:17 and all that. And then a group text didn't work anymore and the business almost fell apart. There you go. It's that, it's that fast. I understand. All it takes is three days and no food for society to fall apart. Oh my God. In this podcast case, we miss one lunch.
Starting point is 00:24:31 The whole thing is going to be do right. Very, very upset. I want to talk a little bit about, I'm just going to put this out there. This is, this is not really a good way to start this conversation. Like we're going to start talking about the finders a little bit, which was the Gladys Thyn group with possible ties to the CIA that we brought up probably, when do we do Satanism in the government? God, that was back and that was in the closet.
Starting point is 00:24:53 So that would have been six years, seven years ago, seven years ago, seven years ago. When Marcus says in the closet, and again, thank you all so much for listening because we are still DIY. We used to record in a closet in the basement of a Mexican restaurant. It was the same closet that the cook staff and wait staff would change their clothes in. So oftentimes we had to stop recording and someone would come in, change their clothes and the entire thing, it was about the size.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I'm no exaggeration. It was about the size of a British foam booth. Yeah. It was a closet. It was a closet and it smelled man like balls, like balls. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I had to, I had to make the soundproofing for the little room using a fabric that I
Starting point is 00:25:34 found somewhere and comforters that I bought from a, what is it? I bought from a discount store over on a Graham Avenue and I stapled the comforters of the wall with the staple gun and then put the cloth over it to make it look not quite so awful. Yeah. So it was just this weird green room. And now we have soundproofing stapled to the walls in the studio that we rent. This is, yeah, it's stapled.
Starting point is 00:25:58 No, they're nailed. It's nailed to the wall. Yeah. But I want to talk just briefly because recently the FBI revealed that they have had a file on the finders. Now within, when we were doing the Satanism in the government episode, basically the concept though it was, is that the finders was a group of organized human traffickers that focused on child sex lives.
Starting point is 00:26:20 They would focus, their jobs would be to go and get kids for the CIA to use impossible blackmail to use against foreign identities or political enemies within the United States of America. So they basically, you would, you would like knock out a dude while he was at a party, you would put something in his drink, he would drink it and then he would wake up next to a child in his bed and there'd be a bunch of pictures of it and now we got you in our pocket or they would make child pornography and then distribute it. They would use it essentially.
Starting point is 00:26:54 They would like market with tags so that if it showed up on your computer and they went to investigate you would be like, you wouldn't know that there was child porn on your computer and all of a sudden pink, pink, there's child porn on your computer, which had to be made and it'd be, I guess, OC. Yeah. It's like a cuckoo egg. Yes. It is like a.
Starting point is 00:27:11 A bit like that. So this is a CIA mission to try to frame people that they have political beef with. And the finders were the ones getting the kids. Yeah. Or people they have beef with or people they just need to control. Yes. Or just for the sake of making art with children, which is a fun way to put it. I like the grimace on your face.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I fucking hate that. Yeah. Well, I don't think, no, the kids were not, these were just for pictures though. This wasn't an actual, this was just a frame job. It was everything. Okay. It was all of it. But this is, that's a conspiracy side of it.
Starting point is 00:27:41 But what the FBI recently revealed is that they did, in fact, research the finders to see if there were CIA connections to this group, because the finders was a real group started by Marion Petty in the 1960s, which is sort of this free thinking group where adults would go with their families and give up their society to live around the Virginia and Washington DC area, where they would go and live in this sort of communistic world, socialist world, where they would get every, they would pool everyone's resources, buy a big old house, and they had several of these houses. This was the 70s, right?
Starting point is 00:28:18 Yeah. 60s, 70s. This was so popular in the 70s. It's very, it's people wanting to get out of the rat race and live what they believe to be a more pure human lifestyle where these kids would be raised communally. And so all of the families would be one big old family, and it all kind of fell apart in 1987, when two dudes in suits were arrested in Tallahassee, Florida, with having a bunch of dirty ass kids in a playground, and concerned parents called the police.
Starting point is 00:28:45 They said, well, they're not technically our kids, and the kids are like, my mommy and daddy live in Washington DC. And they found out that these were just minders for these children. Not really sure why they were in Tallahassee, but these kids were all malnourished and full of sores and all this bullshit, because the finders came out and said, well, what we've been doing is... By the way, that's all true. That's reported.
Starting point is 00:29:07 I'm looking at a Washington Post article from 1977. We're like, 1987, where all of this is reported. All of this is true. And so the finders were saying at some point, no, we alleviate parents that need to get rid of their kids. Like, basically, we are helping people that have problems raise their kids, because what they're trying to do is add children to the finders in order to decrease the amount of generations that the finders can continue.
Starting point is 00:29:32 But after the 1987... So parents are just like, oh, you can have them? Yes. Oh my goodness. I don't know if you could just volunteer, get rid of your kids. That must be great. I guess. But then because of the 1987 arrest and all this bullshit, all of the women and children,
Starting point is 00:29:47 the finders essentially left, leaving just a bunch of dudes. But what we're trying to find out now is there's a massive conspiracy theory angle where no one really knows about the true history of Marion Petty, the guy that started the finders or what he did. We know that he is an eccentric thinker that plays games. He says, whole things about games, and societal games, and what he says is like, I am the eternal student. People who come and live with me, I open my doors to the entire world to come live with
Starting point is 00:30:14 me. And I watch them, to learn about them, and see how they live, and how we can live a perfect human life. And they bought a bunch of properties where they could do these exercises. But after 1987, Marion Petty got decidedly more authoritarian, and the group started getting more and more strict with their lifestyle, which was telling them what they could wear or what they could eat. Obviously, it became full cult.
Starting point is 00:30:36 But as Marion Petty says, I'm not a cult leader. I'm more of a cultural leader. Oh, good lord. But I am a learner. If you'd even called me a leader, if you'd even called me a leader. But it's so now. So the FBI is now, the FBI has just recently restarted this, revealed this. They just revealed that they did actually put in man hours to investigate whether the CIA
Starting point is 00:31:01 had ties to the finders, because the CIA did hire several members of the finders to do some giant data entry projects. So there are connections. So it's about whether or not you want to look at hardcore conspiracy theory style. Well, the question with me that I have with that is like, did the CIA hire those people specifically because they were a part of the finders, or did they just hire them for work and it just so happened that they were a part of the finders? That's the big old question, because then they said the CIA came forward and said, well,
Starting point is 00:31:30 we terminated our contract as soon as we found out they were a part of this group. Or was it a thing that they always were? Or does the finders actually house CIA members that are there incognito? Because the idea is to travel the world. You know, the really fun thing about this conspiracy is because it forces the conspiracy theorist to choose between the CIA and the FBI. Yeah. That's like, which was like, well, you know, the FBI investigated these guys like, oh,
Starting point is 00:31:56 so you trust the FBI? Very interesting. It's like when it's like when info war sources ABC News and says, no, this is how you know it's true. Oh, of course. But on the other end, you can't trust the mainstream media. No, you can't. You can only trust them.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Blame stream media. Yeah, that's right. But I wonder, so I would say to you, this is me just bringing this up because I started reading these documents. It's very interesting, highly redacted. So you have no real clue what the hell they're talking about. I read a couple of breakdowns of it and a really interesting interview with Marion Petty. There's one.
Starting point is 00:32:32 There is a Washington state news article called The Finder's Keeper, which was very, very interesting. You've got to make a pun out of it. That's because that's what he called himself or the Game Master is also how you know the game controller. And if you look up another, it's there is a website called, I'll just throw the URL out there, www.mail-archive.com slash C-T-R-L at list serve I-L-I-S-T-S-E-R-V.A-O-L.com M-S-G zero zero three four four.
Starting point is 00:33:12 You just caused 18 car pile. But there's a very interesting interview with him and because to me, it's like it's weird because the big thing that came out of the 1987 investigation over them is that they found a series of warehouses. They found a bunch of documentation about number one, how they can get more kids into the organization, which is by kidnapping, impregnating women all over the world and getting their kids basically going and seeding DNA all over the world, getting the kids and a photo shoot that they all did of them in robes, slaughtering a goat and showing it to the kids and all
Starting point is 00:33:49 the kids laughing, naked, covered in goat blood. But Mary and Petty goes as far to say, that was us playing a game showing that we were doing a funny play out as a cult and we were literally slaughtering a goat for food. So their argument is that they are post-modern, it was a post-modern cult, not a cult. It's an ironic cult. It's an ironic cult. There it is. But this is the kind of stuff where it's like, that's the type of explanation, that's
Starting point is 00:34:20 my problem is that my brain wants to house the two, where it's like, I believe there are these secret keeping mechanisms deep within the government and this does like what happened with Epstein, this does point towards it being, well these are how the actual systems would work, but it's so in your face and so obvious, they're called the finders, they're all super fucking creepy, they have all of this bullshit already attached to them. So it's like, so they're hiding in plain sight, it's like Epstein being murdered on the front pages of the entire world, the entire world has gone conspiracy theory mad. But of course that's exactly what they do, I mean that's the whole premise behind Donald
Starting point is 00:34:59 Trump and the Steele dossier with the tape with the prostitutes in Russia, in the hotel room. Because they believe there's at least three fake tapes. Yeah, they got all this stuff and then of course they have the leverage, I mean that's just classic KGB CIA tactics. So that is for sure true, the kids are true, even if this is not a CIA operation, you got two different things that are real and the conspiracy mind, what do they do? They just connect the dots baby, they just tie the knot.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Conspiracy thought right now when it comes to all this stuff is very strange. It's too mainstream. It's way too mainstream, it's very strange because we did our Satanism in the government episode, yeah I think that was like 2012, 2013, something like long, long, long before all of the pizza gate shit or like the QAnon shit or anything like that. It was almost like no one thought the show would succeed and thought that we were crazy and we're just like, what do you mean it's a comedy show about conspiracy and true crime and serial killers?
Starting point is 00:36:02 Okay, good luck. Yeah, I mean that's the funny thing, I don't really know what to do with it now because like I do believe that there is some part of this that is true, like there is some part of this stuff, all this shit and some part of the Satanism in the government stuff that is actually true but that's the thing is that we just say Satanism in the government as a shorthand. We don't actually mean Satanism in the government because we don't believe in all the satanic panic shit and all that because all the pizza gate stuff and all the QAnon stuff just totally
Starting point is 00:36:31 smacks of satanic panic shit. What you're saying, Henry, that is a lot closer to reality for me as far as how we, what we found out about cults over the years and what we found out about cults like the Children of God. Well, even look at the Mormonism series. Yeah, even that, yeah, like how when we look at cults like Children of God, when we look at cults that have, that are specifically for children, like where it's specifically for like sex games, you know, and like all this like awful fucking bullshit, like stuff
Starting point is 00:37:00 like the finders, like that makes a lot more sense based on reality, based on what we've seen and what we know to be true. That makes a lot more sense and you could possibly connect that to some sort of secret keeping mechanism. But the pizza gate, but the pizza gate stuff is just so stupid because because the pizza gate stuff, it sounds so much like and the QAnon stuff sounds so much like the satanic panic shit that we heard back in the 80s and the 70s. It is literally for that to be real, it would have to be Wayne's world and then Wayne opens
Starting point is 00:37:31 up the door in the donut in the donut shop and a bunch of ninjas are training and stuff. He's like, I always wanted to do that. It is a horrible pizza restaurant. There's no room for child sex lives. There is a middle ground here that is the dissonance in this middle ground is what keeps people out of it because it hurts the brain. Yeah, I feel that there are less direct, but just as true connections between things like the various splinter groups and within the CIA, various research, quote unquote, research
Starting point is 00:38:03 groups within the CIA that could just take something like the finders and use their internal mechanisms as a great way. Number one, it's a huge smoke screen and because we are the CIA and we trade in secret and you don't know whether I am or I'm not, I can even tell you I'm a CIA agent on purpose so that you then doubt whether or not I'm actually being up front or if I'm lying about being a CIA agent, even though I'm lying about lying about being a CIA agent. Oh my God, I'm actually getting word. What was that?
Starting point is 00:38:32 Oh, operation, boil the pierogi. It's a go. No, no. I've been CIA this whole time, baby. Wait a second. Are you just going to boil me some pierogi? Yeah, I love this. This is great.
Starting point is 00:38:42 But so you could kind of let the finders do their own thing and then you kind of scoop up what they do. Like you use them for a while and then as soon as they have proven their worth or done reviews, you've used them for whatever the fuck it is that you wanted to use them for, you fucking chuck them under the bus and then they're done. They just look like a bunch of fucking wackadoo slash pedophiles. Meanwhile, you have used their shit to muddle some other layer of information because the finders look at themselves as the new Quakers.
Starting point is 00:39:10 They think that one day they will be viewed as an important utopian society like something like that. Yeah, like the Quakers. It turns out honestly, but it turns out they are bad at childcare because they have their main crime is that they did abuse a lot of children. Of course. They don't know how to raise these kids communally and you have a bunch of lost adults who show up to go play these mind games with some guy in a suit to go like Scientology.
Starting point is 00:39:35 They're all crazy. It's these things where they showed up to these this fun weekend for mom and dad to become more groovy. Here you go. Here's all your uncles and aunts now and you are not being taken care of because everybody else is to fucking up their own assholes trying to gain quote unquote enlightenment. Absolutely. Well, that's what Sasha Baron Cone was able to discover with this is America when he
Starting point is 00:39:54 was playing the wealthy guy and he requested a kid and the guy was like, I can get you a kid. Where are they coming from? They're coming from somewhere. They're coming from somewhere. And it's groups like this. Honestly, they need money and absolutely systemic child sex slavery is real. It's very real.
Starting point is 00:40:08 I mean, absolutely real. Well, that's my problem too. Could now the new celebrity coroner saying that Epstein was definitely murdered even but then you look at the dissonance behind that because the Epstein family paid for the guy and come move in. And so then it's like, man, all of this is so intentionally confusing. Well, that guy's also somewhat suspect. He's a celebrity.
Starting point is 00:40:31 He's Fox News. He was, you know, he's a show on showtime. Well, you know, he was red eyes. Death correspondent. I believe it. Yeah. The Fox News comedy show that you used to work for three o'clock in the morning. Three o'clock in the morning.
Starting point is 00:40:44 He was on that and he was the medical examiner because a lot of people say like he's a former New York City medical examiner. He was the medical examiner from 1978 until 1979 when, you know, Ed Koch kicked him out for being unethical. How am I doing? Yeah. I mean, this, I mean, I'm not saying that this guy's like totally wrong, but he is a select like he, he testifies in celebrity trials like the family paid him money, the family
Starting point is 00:41:10 paid the family. He's very, his findings are controversial. No, it's the same findings. It's just a reinterpreted reinterpretation of the exact same finding. He's kind of known as the guys like if you don't like the official answer, pay this guy some money. He'll give you the opposite one. So I'm not saying that his findings are completely bullshit or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Like I'm not saying that, but I am also saying like that this guy is not an end all be all. He's not necessarily that big of an authority. The most about this Epstein thing is there are still people that need to go down. Yes. Elaine Maxwell. Yes. She's just gone. We talked about this on top of it as well.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Strangely enough, the day after she went away, the US customs systems completely shut down. That was the day that she left the country. Why isn't she being prosecuted? She was going to be prosecuted and now that's forgotten about. I was dead. Sure that Epstein had committed suicide. I was dead.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Sure. And then when all the shit with the cameras came in, when all that kind of like, all of the guards being asleep, again, I am not, I'm not going to take away New York's ability to be incompetent to run the city. I'm not going to take it away. But I will say that it is, it's just, it's in your face. So it reeks of, they love to point the news at you. They want you to be really confused and that's where we're at.
Starting point is 00:42:35 And with this finder story, it's the same thing. It's just such a big old kickball of a conspiracy theory that you're like, they're not even trying to hide this shit. And so you think you're a genius as a, as a, as a person sitting on the couch. You're like, I just, I just nailed this whole conspiracy theory and putting together all the points. Be like, no, dude, you're technically just taking the points that they're already giving you and mixing it all up.
Starting point is 00:43:00 The things that we're not seeing is all the fucking redacted shit inside that FBI file that came forward. But it's, it is. It is possible the CIA had people inside of the founders working undercover or the finders working undercover. That's what they're saying. But the, the FBI quote unquote didn't find anything or whatever. But the FBI, in my head, the FBI would not, wouldn't they love to catch the CIA doing
Starting point is 00:43:22 something? Oh, they would love it. But the CIA is in everything. Yeah. Well, the FBI and the CIA, they, um, they buried the hatchet a little bit after nine, after they let nine 11 happen, uh, after their, you know, the, their, the lack of communication allowed nine 11 to happen because that was both of their faults. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Jointly. I was, yeah. No, honestly, it's so funny. So they buried the hatchet. They buried the hatchet a little bit since then. I was. Back then there was a huge robbery. I was a privy, I was privy to a conversation with some friends of mine.
Starting point is 00:43:48 They happened to be part of the Democratic Socialists of America and they are sure that the CIA makes up like a quarter of their group and I'm like, I don't know, but it is possible. Who knows? Who knows? But I mean, that's what they do the best at. They're very good actors. They all deserve an Oscar. But when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein, the reason I don't think he committed to it, the reason
Starting point is 00:44:05 I think he committed suicide was if you're going to kill him, you can do it any other day. No, but I think that that's part of the point. I think that is absolutely part of the point because I think my finger touches him just like this in front of everybody. I don't think it's even that. I think what it is is that it's a further way to make people not even distrust the government. It's to lose faith in the government where they can show that, Hey, we go out.
Starting point is 00:44:28 We can kill this guy. Everybody knows we killed this guy. Everybody knows like there's all they don't let in it. They don't spike any of the stories about the guards being asleep or the cameras being off or and they let the they let everything cons saying that, you know, yeah, he was probably killed by some sort of like celebrity coroner and yet nothing happens. So that's what it is. Everyone looks and they see nothing happens.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. There's no consequences for these people. So why don't we just let the whole thing just go? We don't know. Why don't we? Glenn Maxwell needs to stand trial.
Starting point is 00:45:00 That's what I think. We're generally seeing happen with our executive branch. It's the same thing. The idea of this concept. Well, that's part of it. I mean, it's about like it's it's all a part of making people believe that the government cannot do anything. And if the government can't do anything, then who's going to run everything?
Starting point is 00:45:17 The fucking businesses, the corporations. Let the corporations do it. Let the corporations take care of it. No. You're the one who loves Amazon. I don't love Amazon. I just love Amazon. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:27 But that's but yes, but I do believe that's all about it's about them chipping away at everyone's faith in democracy, their faith in the United States government to be able to do anything at all. The government hasn't proven itself to be super good at doing things, but that's part of it. They're making the government. Sorry. But that's why I really believe in the consistency of Hello Fresh and their boxes are coming
Starting point is 00:45:50 everywhere because you know what it comes down to is Hello Fresh, no matter what's going on in the government, no matter who killed Jeffrey Epstein, they get that boxy every week. Yep. Yep. I wanna switch gears a little bit. I wanna switch gears a little bit to the band Crazy Town. Remember that butterfly?
Starting point is 00:46:06 Ah, come on. Indeed. So they liked butterflies and this. I'm glad that we're following Epstein and the finders and all this with update on Crazy Town. Crazy Town? I haven't heard about them in a long time. What was the last time you know about Crazy Town?
Starting point is 00:46:23 Probably around 1998. Yeah. I don't even know if they're still dating that. The butterfly. Guys abs and I remember what was the was that one girl? She wearing like a J. Lo dress. No, she could never be a J. Lo What do you mean the one there's like a hot chick in that band? Wow? I don't think I think it's all dudes It's all it's definitely all dudes. You're just remembering the I think the video that's all you're The other one with the guy with the bucket hat with the girl on his shoulders. That's Lynn. That's
Starting point is 00:46:52 Yeah, there was another band Len oh my god, I haven't heard that forever and then what was the other one? I see you make me come Yeah Well, then don't talk to each other anymore just break up with her crazy town has a surprisingly long Wikipedia page It's very long and it just got longer because crazy town band members. They're bloodied Why because their tour van crashed into a moose Can you believe a moose trying to kill crazy town? This is my question This is a news article for why why is this? I feel like if they were all murdered
Starting point is 00:47:30 I'd be like wow that's incredible in one go. Well, we got all of the crazy town You'll have to know the band leader shifty shell shock He said just got out of the emergency room and then his real name is Seth Benzer, but we'll go with shifty shell lock because Shifty shifty shifty shell shock is the lamest fake name of all fake names Because his name is Seth Benzer, but shifty said by the grace of God. We're all okay just cuts and bruises So thank God crazy town is still there the moose Unfortunately was killed instantly and the band said on their Facebook page that they feel horrible about about the moose
Starting point is 00:48:12 This is very interesting me and Henry are discussing very important matters of national security and suddenly Here's a story about a moose Interesting some sort of smoke screen is happening just in the studio, and it's not just kissles farts Don't fart on air. That's rule number one of radio, but that's a little update on what crazy town's been doing I Drive it down the road hitting the moose, but that is sad that they don't have a tour bus They have a tour van. I mean I just we have a tour van. No, I don't we're not crazy town Yeah, but crazy town's not crazy town anymore. They're not capital C capital T crazy town like they used to be
Starting point is 00:48:56 Butterfly was 20 years ago. She's shit. What when was their last live date? What capacity they plan to what capacity? Oh, okay. I'll look up crazy town live. I'm gonna say I'm gonna see what shifty shell shock looks like right now I imagine if it's oh They're playing oh Okay, they're doing Australian tour. They're doing bars. Okay. Good. Yeah shifty shell shock looks like an older version of himself But not not me see him horrible You know you kind of got to live that you created 20 years ago, and you got all those tasks I'll definitely fuck your wife if you meet him in a bar in Jacksonville. Oh, yeah, you know and she'll fuck him too
Starting point is 00:49:33 He's shifty shot a shell shock from crazy town. Yeah, he definitely like goes like I got the beret He got that little with that that under the lip piercing. Yeah, I don't know what it's called, but it's very nice the bray They're doing about 200 person bars 200 person venues. It's their 20th anniversary tour. Hey, all right There you go. The band is back together, and they hit a moose They're gonna be at Stage West and Scranton, Pennsylvania this Saturday. Oh, it'd be a fly in the wall those tour manager meetings Just talking about how many butterfly on the wall all the Lebray Another distraction from the fact that the CIA and the FBI are controlling us by allowing the government to falter so that the Corporations can take over. Okay. Well, I got another story before we do here of the week
Starting point is 00:50:18 Because I got to keep this thing focused on what matters bizarre video shows woman sprained her breast milk around at a festival You just you showed us this video. You're like, no, doesn't this make you kind of horny? I don't mind a woman being a protein sprinkler. I think it's kind of nice I think that yes, you are a mother be proud of it, but at the same time if I don't know you Apparently most people can't believe what they're saying and one bystander said okay But how does she produce so much milk? She was full of it Um, she drinks a lot of water and then they continue to say this is a woman This is a woman condemned her. She said I assume she just had a baby and that milk is being dispensed to the public instead of her child
Starting point is 00:51:02 So that's not right and then one dude said yo breast milk is like fucking gold and she's like squirting it out like it's water That was these are quotes. Is that are they both from you from different points of the night But then one woman defended her saying the breast milk is not a big deal Her squirting is like a super soaker is her her squirting it like it's like a super soaker is So they just didn't like how much was coming up, but the so it seems like overall They weren't thrilled with this woman squirting breast milk everywhere at the festival, but you can make more milk Yeah, but if you do have a baby if she has a fresh baby at home the baby, but then if she bottled it all up I think sometimes you got more milk than you need some women do have much more milk than they need
Starting point is 00:51:43 Some women have less milk than they need so this woman should meet one who has less milk So if she's got extra milk she can do whatever she wants with that extra milk Hey, man, I would assume it you start filling up there. It starts weighing you down You're not having a nice time you're at a festival your breasts are out because crazy town's performing butterfly You squeeze it out. I know if I don't jerk off for three days and I'm on the road I start to leak is it similar to when you pop a zit Oh, what do you mean like the like the feeling maybe a woman can answer that question This is part of this really shows the gaps in the show and that we have like no women involved in like speaking on the microphones because we have no
Starting point is 00:52:16 We don't know we just make up like old-school like Folktales about breasts if I may take a stab at this. Okay. And again, you can email side stories lpotl at gmail.com I would imagine that expelling breast milk when you are full is kind of like a feeling that's a combination between the relief of peeing And the relief of taking a dump How you'd like to hope so because these mothers I'd like to hope I think I think it's relief
Starting point is 00:52:45 But I would say it's probably because I know these things of course It's probably a combination of taking a dump or taking a pee but coming out of your breast So it's like you have to feel like you have to pee, but it's in your breasts. Yeah. Well, no kidding. That's where that is Man, I have women are magical magical creatures We got a bunch of emails after we asked about whether or not a woman couldn't just feed herself with her own breast milk If she had been recently pregnant and then she was kind of left for dead somewhere She needed to survive and apparently kissle was correct. You can't do it saying that she can't that she stops making milk
Starting point is 00:53:17 Yeah, yeah, because she's behind me. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. All right, marcus I know that you have we do a sex we do a little thing called hero of the week Yeah, this is we do it on side stories, but yeah marcus wanted to be a part of the fun Yeah, I've got a hero of the week. All right A new hamster woman is pushing back against cemetery officials after she says the halloween decorations She placed at her son's grave have been repeatedly removed. Oh my goodness Christina wall of franztown decorated the grave of her son William Cole wall with a skeleton wearing a cowboy hat Honestly, it's really fun. The skeletons emerging from the grave as if it's her dead son
Starting point is 00:54:02 Yeah Well, her son died in 2016 at the age of 18 after riding a horse in a rodeo at castel in vermont Honestly rodeos are so dangerous. Very they are so dangerous. Oh, yeah. I've seen a lot of bad entries at rodeos Yeah, I've seen some pretty bad ones. I'd love to see a rodeo. I want to go I'm taking down to the dexys cowboy union But Henry if you do go you can't be like kill him kill the man Kill the man because then you're gonna be escorted out No, I would be me with my big hat on and my funny boots and going like this is indeed my first rodeo
Starting point is 00:54:46 Well, this woman posted on facebook She said i'm getting tired of Cole's halloween decorations being removed. This is rude There is nothing wrong with having a little fun with death. I mean she put an emoji for a skull I sometimes you have to laugh because there's so much to cry over. Oh, I completely agree Absolutely, would you pay so much damn money for these graves? She can't decorate it I'm honestly number one surprise. You don't own the grave. Like you don't pay for it. You don't own it It's a rental. It's a rental the grave. Yeah, you don't own the plot. You just don't I don't think so I think you just kind of lease it until your whole family lineage dies and then they're like guess it's up for grabs like storage wars
Starting point is 00:55:28 But is it also I believe it is illegal to bury someone at your own home in your backyard, but I believe in home burials Yeah, well, you can do the cremation and then you can do the flower thing or all sorts of things technically you're not allowed to release like You're not supposed to take ashes and put them in public places because it's like a health scare It's a yeah, but you know what no one's ever caught anyone doing it You know, I think I'm confusing real life with the outer world Yeah, yeah, yeah, it happens. I've been playing that game a lot dude. I've been playing uh, modern warfare Call our duty modern warfare. I'm way traumatized
Starting point is 00:56:02 I've been inviting a lot of people into our apartment from all walks of life and asking them questions about their life And I've been playing a game where I learn from them. I'm the student. They are educating me It's a topsy-turvy university and I have them come and I raise their children and I raise them as I mean It's this funny game. Uh-huh where I just leave them Operation boil the pierogi Boil the pierogi is just give me the pierogi You'll get them But I think that you should be able to have fun with death. Well, yes. Well poly freeze. Well, it's not about that
Starting point is 00:56:33 It's not about being inappropriate in any way poly freeze chairman of the franztown cemetery commission told the union leader the commission has the right to move any decoration And is under no obligation to contact families about the removals She told the newspaper the skeleton decoration was in the way of Landscapers who mow the cemetery every week. Oh my god. No, we're out pick them up Put them back. Yeah, pick them up or I'll be like, I'll come I'll bring a weedwacker I'll handle the green figure it out Yeah, and we'll dispute it on facebook that the cemetery is mowed every week and said that the decorations were removed
Starting point is 00:57:07 36 hours after she put them back under play and put them back into place I do love the the like it reminds me of the woman who fought the the water company after they put all the natural gas Aaron Brockovich reminds me of that but in a much different way. Yes. Um, but you know, she's just like, yeah You're gonna take my you're gonna take them. You're gonna take the decorations Oh, guess I gotta go buy new decorations and I just love that she went back there Put those skeletons in the land. What does she do it with the cleavage? Maybe that was the whole Aaron Brockovich thing was that she always showed her cleavage
Starting point is 00:57:41 Yeah, that's what people focused on unfortunately. Mm-hmm. That's what I learned from the film She said I'm sorry that this gets under my skin But the cemetery shouldn't just be about sadness It should be about the joy of celebrating a life being with a loved one and letting their spirits shine The loss of a child is horrible and they shouldn't have to be just a name on a stone The cemetery may be their new eternal home, but it doesn't have to be dull and boring It can be full of life and convey the happiness that they shared in life with so many I love it I absolutely love it and it's you know now the thing is that if she was like, all right, you got a problem with me
Starting point is 00:58:14 I guess I'm now just gonna come in the dead of night. I'm gonna dig up my son's bones I'm gonna use them as the decorator. Do you like that? Do you like that? Well, that makes me think of of course kevin barnett or a good friend Perhaps we should get a bunch of african greys a bunch of food that they love And then we can go have a party african greys can eat a lot of food and then we can watch them poop all over everyone That's horrifying. I was thinking but we could get a bunch of strippers to go just kind of squat over as great I think you'd love that You would absolutely
Starting point is 00:58:44 Um, all right. Well that is hero of the week It's a mama who cares for her son and be careful if they're doing the rodeo. We're the flat uh jacket You basically got to wear a bullet per vest. Well, I don't what about a helmet Oh, yeah, they were they usually wear helmets. They are that dumb does it make does that? No, no Now helmets are pretty standard now with the it's the helmets in the vest at least when they're doing uh bull riding or like saddle Bronx or something like that No, even at the amateur rodeos. Oh, is that right? Last time I went to a rodeo was 2017 the yeah that thing is 2017-2018. Yeah, and yeah, they were most of the riders were wearing hats and or hats
Starting point is 00:59:20 They were wearing helmets and they don't get made fun of all that they used to but then you know guys Everyone's dying. Yeah Yeah, but manliness kills a lot of people. Oh, yeah Well, the death of lane lane frost really did change a lot of stuff around. Was that a big rodeo clown guy? I was just asking. This is indeed my first rodeo. It was huge. He uh, luke parry played him in that movie eight seconds Oh, I thought that was how long you could last in the sec and luke parry also died Wow The finders
Starting point is 00:59:53 Oh By the way, luke parry's son is a great professional wrestler. Um, really? Yes. All right. Well, I think that's basically that's been that's been I feel relaxed I'm fucking very relaxed. I mean super relaxed. We learned a lot about a lot of different things Um, and thank you shared our time together. We we shared our audience's time together. Yeah, absolutely All right, and we will be in your town soon if you live in Toronto, we will be there december 5th if you live in detroit will be inside of you on december 6th and december 7th columbus, ohio and december 13th We are filming our special and then this live show will be dead forever
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