Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 40: The Alien Agenda
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There's no place to escape to.
This is the last talk.
On the left.
That's when the cannibalism started.
What was that?
Did you say bagel?
No, I did not.
Get out of your nerd!
I'm your best fan.
That's nice.
We're good to go.
Hey, welcome to the last podcast.
I'm Ben Kessel with Marcus Parks.
And with us is always...
Henry's the best.
Just Henry today.
Yeah, let's just be me for a day.
Why not?
Why not?
Just throw it out there.
Just be me, be Henry.
What's in the box?
Henry's in the box.
Get me out of this box.
Hey, you're out of there.
Hey, you so damn ugly.
Put him back in the box.
I'm such a silly little romper.
You smell bad too.
What?
No, he doesn't smell bad.
He smells good.
He doesn't smell like an animal.
I have this natural body spray from Lush called...
What was it called?
I want to say it's called like beachin'?
Beachin'?
Beachin'?
Like when you go to the beach and take off your clothes,
people are like, put water on him.
I think he's beachin'.
No, no, no.
Beachin' is like chillin'.
Oh, okay.
But it's yeah, it's beachin'.
Yeah.
But belly first.
Yeah.
I see.
It's stranded on a ledge somewhere.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I love it.
I want to go beachin' with you anytime.
Oh, we'll do it tomorrow.
All right.
Yay.
Well, we're going to talk about aliens today.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, more so.
So we've broached the UFO topic before,
and we have talked with an abductee.
Again, I'm not going to...
A legend abductee.
May or may not have been an abductee.
Have you guys read the book?
No.
I thumbed through the book the other day when I was on the old toilet there,
and I wasn't sure what was more full of shit in my asshole or the book.
Very bizarre.
But I liked it, though.
You were a very good reviewer.
Yeah, absolutely.
And all of your metaphors revolve around shit.
I review everything well taken of shit.
Oh, the shit movie reviewer would be amazing.
I like to call useful poo poo doo doo.
Absolutely.
So today, what we are talking about is...
It's a very serious subject.
It is the secret alien agenda.
Now, this isn't even just about the nature of aliens.
All of this presupposes, no matter what, that aliens are real
and are a secret part of life that our government has been keeping from us
for either to save us and protect us,
or just to deceive us in order to help create their new world order.
It would completely destroy everything that they've worked so hard to create
if all of a sudden aliens exist where no longer the most powerful forms on Earth.
Unless it was always a part of the plan
to slowly integrate aliens surreptitiously
by insinuating that aliens exist
and then ridiculing those that stood for that.
You know what I mean?
So again, as we've said many times,
this is a hage alien dialectic,
that the government could be playing both sides
and is allowing us to slowly understand alien life forms
by ridiculing it for so long.
Right, via Will Smith.
Yes, that's pretty much our basics.
Who's a member of Scientology, again,
who's just like, well, he did ID4
and now he is trying not to be gay anymore
with the use of alien magic, so let's see what happens.
Not working.
Not working.
Extremely gay.
But that's fine.
Do we want to talk about Phil Schneider up top?
I think let's kind of just start with a general thing that...
Okay.
So there are many different people
who come out to talk about the alien agenda.
You can say that they're motives
and who they are are dubious at most.
They just want to make money via public speaking gigs.
Possibly.
And then there's also a lot of people...
David Ike, definitely.
David Ike just also...
I think David Ike just lost his mind.
Like, pretty hardcore.
But David Ike, what's your...
But again, all of this stuff
is cooperated by many different sources.
And there are a lot of people that believe, again,
that there's apparently a part of the alien agenda
is that it's only been revealed psychically
to about 15 people.
And they have been charged with slowly releasing
this information over time.
And then there's also people that believe
that it were parts of government like programs
who believe that they have seen aliens
and have had contact and no secret information.
Now, again, these are all people who come out
to say this stuff at their own personal peril.
You know what I mean?
They're ridiculed.
They lose their jobs.
A lot of them die.
But they also...
Some murdered.
And they also get...
Some get murdered.
Not murdered or like they die of mysterious circumstances.
And then...
Colon cancer.
Colon cancer.
Yeah, that's what big amongst alien believers.
Yeah, and that's just like the CAAs all over butt cancer.
Absolutely.
Yeah, that's where they probe.
That's what we did to Russia.
We made the wall fall.
We put in the game the fucking Berlin wall,
some colon cancer, and it fell asleep while driving.
That's right.
It came tumbling, tumbling down.
That was the most beautiful metaphor
for the fall of the Soviet Republic
that I've ever heard.
Absolutely.
I'm a poet, you know?
People have called me the modern Walt Whitman of ass play.
I've heard that.
They're not wrong.
Brilliant.
So a lot of the stuff we're going to talk about today,
again, it comes up over and over again,
and there are a lot of stuff.
So I guess let's start with the government.
You just want to start with the government.
No, again, this is saying that aliens are being
some other planets that are either...
they're either interdimensional,
or they are corporal,
and they're hiding within our Earth.
There's many...
What's the term?
Smaller theory, the idea of the inner Earth.
There's a whole...
Shambhala.
Shambhala.
I think that's the proper pronunciation for that.
Shambhala.
So there's some people who believe
that aliens are living inside the Earth right now.
There's some people that are aliens
living inside of Venus.
There's some people who believe
that aliens exist all around us,
but because they're interdimensional beings,
we can't even say it.
Right, and of course the alien from Venus
is a valiant Thor.
We'll get to the valiant Thor.
And we'll get more to Shambhala as well.
Let's start with the Shambhala.
Let's start with one of the most famous governments
of all time, the Nazis.
Nazi Germany.
You'd say most famous governments?
I think so, yeah, one of the most famous governments.
Political parties.
Political parties, yeah, the government.
I answered it.
So yeah, we can get straight into Shambhala then.
Yeah, let's do it.
This belief is called esoteric Hitlerism.
It's spearheaded by this guy named Miguel Serrano.
Chilean.
No, he's my god.
South Americans love Nazis so much.
I don't understand, but they got other beaches
in the guavas.
They can go to a beach in it all the time.
Why are they hating so much?
Yeah, they're beaching it,
but they're Nazi in it too.
Why beaching it?
They're so happy.
They need to have a lot of hate as well.
I feel like you can't be beaching
and be Nazi all at once.
Yeah, all right.
I don't think that you can be named Miguel
and be a Nazi all at once.
No, because you're too busy playing
at Trump and dancing around a hat.
So esoteric Hitlerists believe that the Aryan race
is descended from an alien species
of the highest order, finding evidence
in the story of the Nephilim in the Bible,
which by the way, the Nephilim,
they're called Sons of God.
It's the same people talk about the,
what's it, Anakin?
Anakin, the fuck, I should know this.
The Sumerian, like alien type creatures.
Yeah, they're very similar.
And they're also giants.
Yes.
Yeah, they're giants.
They're very similar to that.
They inhabited Canaan according to Numbers 1333.
And so they say that the Nephilim
are this alien species.
About seven foot eight they are.
About seven, that's true.
That's what they say.
They could all have been like Croatians
on a various sprinkle throughout the NBA.
Yeah, absolutely.
So they believe that these Nephilim
were an ancient alien civilization,
came to Earth to enlighten man.
They bred with ancient Earthlings
in the Aryan race of the only race alive
that maintains any of the purity of their blood
of these lofty ancestors.
Serrano taught the alien gods,
Serrano taught that the alien gods were hiding
with Adolf Hitler in an icy underground fortress
from which they will one day emerge
with fleets of spacecraft to usher in the forth rite.
It just sounds like, it just sounds like you're really,
they're going for a Hail Mary pass here.
It's a big Hail Mary pass.
I just also imagine the aliens sitting in it,
aliens and Adolf Hitler sitting in an icy underground chamber
all with like coronas in the ice.
It's having a good time beachin' it.
Who's got some limes?
Who's brought the lemons and the limes?
You know, if it was up to me,
we would never start the forth rite.
I'm having a great time here.
I'm just here, I'm beachin' it.
I'm lovin' to my life.
If we have this, it's fine.
I love that it's an offshoot branch
of just a thing that's obviously not true.
But we start from there, right?
So let's start with,
let's go to Nazism
and starts where the,
where modern belief of the alien agenda
comes from is like, it starts in,
it starts in 1933.
With the Nazis, right?
Now you got a bunch of people who talk about this.
Ah!
Bunch of people!
Interesting, I think that was your alien side talkin'.
I don't know.
Are your teeth tingling?
I feel sick.
The smell toast.
So apparently,
now, let's go way back.
Way, way back.
Take it all the way back.
Before modern humankind.
There was a group of aliens,
there were several groups of aliens
that landed on the planet Earth.
You have the people like the Pleiades.
The Pleiades are a human looking alien race.
One thing you're also gonna discover is that they believe...
They were good at bending.
Pilates.
Pilates.
So it starts in, they got,
what's the term?
Transmuted?
No, they crash landed.
I'll use that.
They can't drive, aliens can't drive.
They're like Asian women.
It's weird.
You stop, you stop here.
Oh, it's Yeril.
It's Yeril, you stop, he's warning.
It's warning for you to stop.
Right.
The obligatory...
That's a little, but that's just a character I was playing.
That's fine, no one's upset.
The Pleiades crash landed here in Egypt,
and they lived underneath Giza,
where the pyramids were born.
They believe that what they did
is again, they manipulated humankind there.
They made it with humans,
and they created the pyramids
in order to help a rescue ship
find them.
Right?
It would be kind of fun to fuck one of these alien chicks.
Very lucky man.
One time I fucked a girl with a real bad eczema.
It was like fucking...
It was really, it was great.
Yeah, eczema.
Very hot.
That's one group of aliens
that supposedly landed on Earth.
Now there's a big talk,
let's say the big thing is there are several different
conflicting ideas
as to why
aliens come to Earth.
One is that there's like...
They can drive.
Certainly not 55!
And then they come to Earth
because of the spark of
consciousness that started here with human beings, right?
And that all of these civilizations
wanted to get in on manipulating us
in order to either
create, like, allies in the future
or raise us as food, right?
Because the Pleiades wanted to...
I tell you, these monkey men, they're gonna be big someday!
They're gonna be big, we want to get in
on the ground floor!
I say we make a whole basketball team of these monkey men.
Um...
That wasn't me, I wasn't being racist.
No, no.
We were all like...
We were excited to be running high,
it's fine.
My wings are melting!
Um...
So, that was one idea, right?
So the Pleiades came in order to
manipulate us in their image.
And then there are people like the Draconans
which are the dreaded, as David Eich says,
like, these are their reptilian creatures
that apparently also came to Earth
helped create humankind
as a slave race.
And basically,
there was a
conflict between the Draconans
and the Greys, another series
which is our more traditional alien, right?
Because the Draconans are said to be
reptilian in form, they
grow for anywhere from 8 feet to 22 feet.
Oh, wow!
And they made us to be their
handmaidens. And then the Greys
came down and said,
leave these humans alone,
they were forced to live inside the Earth
in the hidden Earth
area.
And they were
sort of, I don't know what the term is,
exiled there into saying like,
when we conquer the human race,
we will give you a chunk of them
for food.
Now, this is just
basic alien agenda.
This is just where it all starts.
Now, that's when everything starts...
Seems like a lot just for like some food.
We're really tasting it.
Get a microwave.
Pigs are very similar.
Yeah, you think they could just get a pig.
Do you know Cadbury Mini Eggs?
You don't like the little, like the M&M
eggs? That's the soul!
Those are my favorite things. But what I'm saying is,
they only come out of Easter.
So you gotta get a bunch of bags,
that's what I do, I get a good 6, 7,
8 bags of them and I keep them
in my freezer.
And I have that for forever and that's
what they're doing to us.
If I may interject, my favorite
reputed reptilians,
Chris Christofferson
and Boxcar Willy.
Not bad. There is a belief that
reptilians do walk the earth
in disguise, but George W. Bush,
Queen Elizabeth II, both
reputed reptilians.
But they also say apparently you can tell
because they have
spilled water all over my laptop.
He said, that's good though,
he didn't scream, he could have
screamed. Yeah, that was really
under pressure. You took that like a man.
Yeah, I would have been screaming
like a little girl right now. That's right, but I'm strong and smart.
You can use my shirt there.
They say you can tell a reptilian
is in human costume by the
slight ridges on his cheekbones
and his reptilian eyes.
The Mayor Bloomberg also.
The Mayor Bloomberg is...
There's just some Nazis over there who's like,
I knew the Jews were reptiles!
Yeah, Bloomberg and my old boss
both had very reptilian
features. And Barack Obama was also believed to.
That was David Ike's big thing.
I would not be surprised if any
and all of those people were reptiles.
I'm going to try to say I hope they are.
Wish they were.
But just like again,
I'm sorry, we kind of get started, get stopped.
All of this is very,
very complicated.
Extremely, that's why we're kind of getting
a little off track here and there because it's
I am not smart enough
to wrap my head around this whole thing.
Because I mean,
there are certain people who have come out
and talked about this.
A lot of this information comes from a guy named
Alex Collier.
This is a normal guy who believed that
he was psychically contacted
by the Alderbarons.
Which is one of the two
alien races that are friendly to humankind.
And the other nine,
there's 11 known alien races
and the other nine are
anti-human.
Which is more like one to manipulate humankind
where the other two want to help
release us from alien manipulation.
Where did the grays fallen on that?
The grays are bad.
The grays,
so...
Shit, I was hoping that was good.
I don't even know how do I even get to hear.
In 1954, apparently Eisenhower signed
a treaty with the grays, right?
And that they live underneath area 51.
Uh-huh.
Oh, that's what area 51's for.
Yes. Well, one of the...
It's one of the literally countless things
that is jammed under
the umbrella that is area 51.
That was that awesome video game?
Love that video game. That was with the pedal reload,
which I love.
Was Aerosmith a part of that one?
No, that was Aerosmith Revolution.
That was a different game, same concept, though.
Did Aerosmith record crazy at area 51?
It's possible.
Yeah!
Phil Spector just invented...
He invented the wall of sound
at area 51.
So, to kind of
hurry up to the modern times
contemporary alien agenda,
there's belief that, at the time,
grays, like...
So the Pleiades that were stuck under...
This is one of the weirdest episodes of all time.
I don't even know if we should continue to record it.
I feel like the aliens
have not...
managed this and I'm lost.
I just don't know where to start.
Let's...
We're 16 minutes into the episode
and we still haven't figured out where to start.
We've got to get a framework.
Let's get a framework.
Let's take a positive framework.
Beaching it.
Beaching it.
We've got that.
So we're good with beaching it. You smell good.
I'm covered.
It's natural scent.
See, I've got a really good
natural musk myself.
You smell fine. You smell fine.
I'm so hot in here.
I know. I'm very hot in here.
So here's another...
Let's take a breath.
Let's just start...
All the other stuff is just fun stuff, I guess.
Let's start from 1933.
Let's start from 1933.
1933.
The grays, the race of aliens, made themselves known
to our Nazi government.
The government refused to work with the grays
because they were secretly working
with a group of Pleiadians
hidden under Egypt.
Named the Giza intelligence.
This is all true right now.
This is all just stuff I've read.
So the grays
went back into hiding until 1947
and were in a group of grays
crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico
and began communications
with their government.
This is the US government.
In Roswell, New Mexico, a crash crash
that they recovered the crash
in three living entities that were all taken to
a place known as Groom Lake
or would become to me known as Area 51.
Also known as
S2, S3, S4
and is also known as Magic Mountain
and other ridiculous things.
So the aliens were put there.
So there's Goo Goo Chocolate Bing Bong.
Yeah.
Aerosmith's main recording studio.
So in 1954,
seven years later,
Eisenhower is called into a secret meeting
with two alien entities, these grays.
He signs a contract with them
saying that we will give you
X amount of human lives
to use for experimentation
and for food in exchange for
your technology.
So out of the crash
in Roswell in 1947
and the treaty in 1954
that is where Wi-Fi came from
that's where supposedly
in the next five years we're going to see a new space shuttle
named the TR-23
which is a triangular
UFO shaped
craft that they say
can approach light speed.
They're figuring out
what's going on with the Higgs boson
and how to take matter out of things now.
They're saying that we've been having that for a long time
and we can make weightlessness happen
by giving things no inherent mass.
Put it in a bouncy house.
Yeah, bounce it up in our moon shoes.
Now I understand the Higgs boson.
There we go.
Yeah, this is great.
So at the time, right,
1947 happened, you have stuff like
Project Grudge and Project
Sign and Project Blue Book, right?
These were all the same projects
that were retrofitted.
The idea was that the government went into
huge
secret investigation of the alien races
and alien contact
and did it under various signs
and eventually became a thing known as
Majestic 12, which was 12.
You were going to say Majestic Twot.
Majestic Twot is a great
band name.
So what is Project Blue Book?
Project Blue Book is an organization
that was a part of the Air Force
that was investigating UFO sightings.
Okay, and the government
has actually been very open with Project Blue Book.
Yeah, because Project Blue Book was made
as a screen thing and they were told
to explain things
as mundanely as possible.
It was a part of what they did. They wanted nothing.
They had a bunch of inconclusive data
and they made them trash it and then they were like
only stuff that could be totally explained.
And then this Project Blue Book was like
where the idea of swamp gas came from
and also the reflective
backs of pelicans.
Was it a working blame?
I've never heard of that. What?
Explain.
They told people that instead of seeing UFOs
they were light bouncing off of pelicans.
That's a good idea.
Pelican.
It's the mirror of the bird family.
You know you could just pick up a pelican
and look at your face and see if you got lipstick on you.
Let's say you've been making out with a fucking
doldrums up like a lady.
You could just pick up a pelican and check your shit
any time you need to.
But I'd say fuck, I'll give you a nickel
if you can even catch a pelican because they are vicious.
And what is
swamp gas?
Swamp gas is just saying that pockets of swamp gas
would light on fire due to like
environmental things and make you see UFOs.
Alright, so
then fast forward again to 1974.
Alex Collier,
a simple man
may have been a perpetrator of many
different frauds.
His name was something else.
His born name is like Alex
like Rodriguez Gutierrez.
He changed his name to Alex Collier
and came out and said that he was
approached by a, this is where
the alien agenda really started coming together.
Where he was approached by
a benevolent species named
from this star cluster, the Alder
Baran, or whatever that is.
Alderan? No, no, no!
We're not doing the Star Wars bullshit.
Star Wars is fake. This is real.
This is absolute true.
And basically he was told that they have to
spread the message of peace and love
and stop having involvement with the aliens.
They were part of a fake treaty with the grace
and what the grays do is
the reason why they do the
abduction sequences the way they do
is because they feed off of human fear
and if only we could learn to love
each other and abolish
all war, the vibes
of goodness would make
the grays leave and make
the draconans leave. So we should
just listen to the Beach Boys.
It's just the end of Ghostbusters too.
Yeah, good vibrations.
That'll save the world. Higher and higher
higher. So that's all
technically the way to beat the aliens.
And that's so right now. Love beats the aliens.
Love beats the aliens.
Let's talk about Phil Schneider.
Let's talk about Phil Schneider.
Phil Schneider was a work at Area 51, right?
He worked at Area 51. There's some great
YouTube clips that Henry sent over to me
via email which was pretty fantastic.
I've been sitting with this topic for like 10-12
days. So that's the thing guys,
is that like, would they unleash
of Satanism that you all got? This was
on top of that as well. I've been a weird
person to be around.
By the way, I've got a bit of a Satanist story.
I went to a really classy July 4th.
I went to a really classy July 4th party
yesterday and alienated some people.
Ha, go on, I like that.
I'm the pun intended because
people get really weirded out after you talk about
aliens for about 45 minutes.
I want to end the episode.
Trying to explain what
I've been trying to explain.
I want to end on a Satanist story.
I want to end on a Satanist update.
But yeah, let's continue.
So Phil Schneider, he was a fellow.
He worked at Area 51. He's a heavy set man.
He's spoke very...
He speaks mildly.
He's a fat dude.
You're just trying to discredit this man.
No, I'm not discrediting. I like it.
Fat dudes can't see or tell the truth.
No, fat dudes can't lie.
Fat dudes can't lie.
That's the truth.
So he went across the country.
I just lie now.
So he traveled across the country
telling the people what he found at Area 51.
And apparently he encountered the graves.
Because his job originally
was to build a
giant underground
spaces for Area 51.
Where they lived.
Where the aliens would inhabit.
But they didn't know that.
That was the idea.
They just started burying holes in the ground
because they were making new...
So Area 51 is like
the world's longest air strip
and there's a bunch of government buildings.
But then there's the mountains underneath
that's technically called Grimlike.
Which is where all the super secret shit is.
And all these caves and stuff.
That's where all our new planes are hidden.
Where data worked in Independence Day.
Yes. There we go.
So that is also where Phil worked.
And he just basically tells
a tale of how he entered
into a room at one point.
There were these large beast creatures
around eight feet tall.
Hello. How are you?
What's going on, faggot?
They pick up that work fast.
The only special they had
was Dice Live from New York.
So the Andrew Dice Clay
wonderful live album.
That would be so amazing.
Little Miss Mup sat on the top.
These aliens are funny.
I love these aliens.
They're pushing the envelope.
He shot both of them dead.
But before he could, one of the aliens touched his tummy.
He like made a rubbing motion on his tummy.
And then a blue beam came out
and it cut off three out of the five fingers.
This dude seriously? This dude's fucked up.
His fingers are all fucked up.
Apparently it boiled off his toes.
And he said his foot is all fucking.
He's got scar tissue all over his body.
He was zapped with some crazy electric ray.
Didn't know what it was.
And the thing is, I mean the stories are a little wild.
But the creepy thing is
as soon as he started giving public speeches
he was like, this is very dangerous.
My life has been threatened.
He got shot in the shoulder.
And then his friend was murdered too.
A friend was murdered.
And one year later, 1996,
he was found dead under mysterious circumstances.
He could have been typed you diabetes or colon cancer.
But that was fine.
No, and the stuff he said again
was like Alex Collier
and said all this stuff.
Very dubious, very insane.
It's like the 70's
and then the big interview came out in 1994.
That's like the famous
two and a half hour document.
It's just him sitting in this hotel room
just being like, it's true, damn it.
It's true.
He's losing his mind.
Obviously, whatever he's dealing with.
And that's one thing.
Regardless of if they're telling the truth
or if they're not telling the truth,
to them it's definitely the truth and it ruins their lives.
So there's something to that.
There's a lot of stuff.
Phil Snyder stuff and these are two people
that had no real connection to each other
because they were years and years apart.
Both level one security, level one clearance
which is extremely rare.
Yeah, especially because that's what they're talking about.
It's the kind of clearance that the president doesn't have.
There's all this stuff that's like
all this stuff they call black projects.
Like black budgets or like undisclosed
and all this stuff and it's been used
by the military, it's used by the CIA
for whatever various reasons
or super secrecy
or just like, I mean, Bunga Bunga parties
to the CIA.
You bring the prostitutes down there.
Black ops.
Like we were talking about with what was that party
where everyone, all the world leaders got together
and just...
That's in the black ops budget
and that's where you get all the red cups for that
and you get all the condoms.
Don't go in the alien room.
It's gonna fucking creep you out.
Yeah, but all it is is just nudie calendars
and black beachin' it.
And Brad Pitt just wackin' it.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm sorry, you guys have the room now.
But do you have all this beauty?
And there's another guy who came in
who's from Sweden, a guy named Billy Meyer
who he is
he has some of the most conclusive
amazing UFO footage
that you'll ever see.
What's this footage entail?
It's just videos of flying saucers and stuff like that.
Were they like...
Yes, they were heavily debated
and it's just always...
Everyone's just like, you can't prove it.
And someone's just like, well, you can fake that.
So it's just very much up in the air.
When did he make the videos?
In the late 80s, early 90s.
So technology wasn't nearly as good as it is now?
No, and this is a guy that also got
approached by alien intelligences
who said the same exact thing
and just this idea of
human beings have been manipulated since the beginning of our race
in order to serve other people's
ends, the only way to
for human...
because basically the Aldebarons and the Pleiades
who are pro-human
we also should talk about the Venusians
because Phil Schneider works with a Venusian
who's apparently been working with the US government
since the 1940s
and he's still alive
and he still works with the government.
And that's Valiant Thor.
His name is Valiant Thor, he's purple.
He's a purple fella.
You can't shake his hands.
He covers his face in a skin-tight body suit
because he looks human.
He has a life span of 490 years
and he's been here for 59 years now
so he looks the exact same.
And he fills the copier.
He's been an intern for years, decades.
I don't know why he's not trying to move up in the ranks.
We can get you a finance degree, Valiant.
He's like, I'm from Venus.
No, no, okay, you're weird.
I'm happy with my station in life.
He's a very bizarre guy.
I just want to stay and as your admin
I just want to go get my beers
and go bowling on Tuesdays.
I do not want the pressures
of a corporate lifestyle.
They nailed the everment.
They could work on the voice a little bit.
He is shouting.
He always shouts. Turn me down.
Turn me down.
Oh, you tell me. Oh, we are friends.
I love being friends with you.
You can't shake hands with Valiant
if you shake hands.
This is another thing that Phil believed.
They'll give you a whole bunch of diseases.
What if you hug him?
You can't hug him. You can't touch him.
And that's why Phil
his more controversial thoughts.
That's why he believes AIDS, Ebola,
any disease.
But then at the very end of that whole speech
and he just brings up, he's like,
and Janet Reynolds, a lesbian.
She is a full-on lesbian.
At one point he does take a turn.
And you see everyone just going like
wrap it up there.
You had the alien invasion shit.
But this Janet Reno, a lesbian thing.
And I know that she's not holding water.
If it would have been like 21st century
editing capabilities, people would have said like,
you know, why did they edit out?
There's two minutes missing out of it.
He just talked about being a lesbian.
You're like two, three minutes.
Which two, three minutes doesn't sound like a long time.
But it is.
She's a lesbian.
She's not damn a lesbian
molesting our daughters.
It's like, if you put
mothers lock up your daughters,
the attorney general's in town.
Thank God he wasn't alive to see the Paula Poundstone
Finani.
Finani.
Finani is a catastrophe involving molestation.
Oh, okay.
That seems very pleasant.
That's very good.
Yes, time does go a little bit slower
when you're calling people out for their sexual orientation.
That is very, very true.
Again, but that's also the problem
when we were talking originally about the idea
of the studies of the human consciousness.
Where it's like all these guys, like Auspensky
and all these people who came out talking about
how in order for humans to evolve,
we need to be one with each other
and be one with the planet Earth.
They also use that to help the Nazis.
So every single time these guys
and these extreme thoughts, they're just making
such amazing points and they're saying all this stuff
and then they just fly off the handle.
In Mesoteric Nazism,
she believed that Hitler was defeated because
he was too kind.
Shit, you're not.
He was too kind and too merciful.
I would just hate to be her boyfriend.
I know, I cannot imagine.
Oh, my.
Never dinner, never food.
You just beat the fuck out of her during sex.
Hit me in the face!
My hands hurt.
Hit me again, you fucking bitch.
Hit me again.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I don't like that.
I just like titties.
Just show me boobies.
I like it when a girl makes their titties out
to be like a 1920s pair of underwear
just hanging around in a string
outside of a Brooklyn apartment building.
It's hot.
But that's kind of bizarre that they had
this relationship with the Nazis
because didn't we discuss earlier that love
is what's supposed to save us from these alien beings?
The most hateful people in history are Nazis.
Because their idea is that what they want to do
is they say that the alien races
that are against humankind are trying to keep us from evolving.
Because the more we evolve,
the more of a player will be in the galactic game.
You know?
Why don't they just bust out now
and just eat us if it's all about food?
Because you know what? They love our TV.
That's what it's all about.
They love the reruns on TV land.
It's like whenever
racists say like, you know what?
All I love about them Chinese
is their food and their women.
Same thing with the aliens.
There is no
accurate.
No one ever says why don't they just take us.
Everyone is always just kind of being like
they're doing this and it's urgent
and the change is coming and all this stuff.
Well, there's a lot of people saying that
what they're doing is it's an end game.
Also the way
that the
people like the
Giza intelligence, the people that originally
were helping the Nazis build rockets and stuff like that
which are Pleiadians underneath Egypt.
And there's a lot of people who believe
that these people are co-
that the hostile aliens are working alongside
corrupt governments in order to create the NWO.
And that a part of what the NWO
This is Steve Nash.
Razor Ramone.
Razor Ramone.
The 1, 2, 3 kid is a part of it.
But these are the same people that believe that
because part of the New World Order
and the Illuminati and all that
their supposed end game
is that they're supposed to destroy 6th, 7th
of the human population in order to
more easily rule over us
and that what the alien connection is
is they're just going to give that 6th, 7th of the human
population to the aliens as a slave race.
And the Alderbrons
and the Venusians
are doing everything to stop them
but the only people that can actually stop them
as human beings stepping forward
and taking control of their own evolution
and not using any short cuts
from an alien race
instead of like
listening to groovy tunes
stop hating gay people
and just
fly to Mars on a dream man
get a wine carpet together out of hugs and rainbows
and take it to fucking Pluto
and this is what I'm saying. You know what? I'm down for it.
Sometimes if I'm listening to an electric guitar
sometimes I can just imagine the
notes coming off the guitar
and you stop on a bass clef
and you just silver surf your way to fucking
endromeda man. It sounds wonderful.
What a beautiful existence that would be.
I can't wait to smoke some weed.
I know. I've been waiting all day.
It's like okay.
Just waiting like after last podcast
I can smoke, get fucking, get blazed and do cowmen.
We literally can do four
and more episodes
trying to decipher what it is.
So again this is just uh
so I would just say look it up for yourself.
Look up the Giza intelligence.
Send in your theories, your questions.
Well uh here's
a bit of Satanist news before we get out of here though.
Oh very good.
I'm sure it'll use logical and very nice.
It actually is.
And it makes a very good point.
Luigi and
Angie Bella Vistae
have had their vote satan
sign stolen from their Colorado front porch
and act they'd like
to be considered a hate crime.
Hey alright. Here's a quote.
Have that been the star of David
or averse from the Koran that got damaged
by somebody against those beliefs?
That would certainly be considered a hate crime.
That's really true. You know what?
It's a double standard. It's a big double standard.
And that ain't right.
The front lawn also is home to an upside down cross.
Fake spiders.
The number 666 and some skulls.
Neighbors say the Bella Vistae's beliefs
don't really bother them
and suspect the sign was just stolen
by some rascally kid.
It's pretty awesome.
The thing about them is they're very quiet
and they're a lot of fun around Halloween
so we don't really bother them.
They are. I'm truly the best around Halloween.
We've got to get them. I think
Bongwater is smarter than me right now.
I am drenched.
I know we're so hot.
Just so you know. Don't trust an alien.
Don't trust an alien. This is big and purple
and it's helping our government.
Don't shake its hand.
But that's again
30,000 kids go missing in Westchester County
every year and a lot of it is people saying
it's draconians coming from the depths
and stealing our children. So if you see anyone
with the ridged cheeks
they come dressed as clowns.
Fucking slice their throat open.
Maybe. You never know when you're going to get one.
It could be pimples. It could be ridges.
It's an odds game.
Shoot first. Ask questions later when it comes to draconians.
Absolutely.
We'll talk to you soon. Thanks Henry.
Goose delations.
Moomoo goes to choo choo.
Yes.
Forget about how the choo choo goes.
It goes moo moo when it's a cow train.
Oh that's good.
And it's ultraconin C.S.S. to put your cows for meat.
That's all they are. Meat milk.
Okay. Okay. Yes.
Thanks Henry.