Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 40: The Alien Agenda

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

The boys explore the many facets of Satan and Satanism, including the origins of the myth, how extremely misinformed people are about the concept of Satanism, and Satanic clubs throughout the centurie...s.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Did you say bagel? No, I did not. Get out of your nerd!
Starting point is 00:00:25 I'm your best fan. That's nice. We're good to go. Hey, welcome to the last podcast. I'm Ben Kessel with Marcus Parks. And with us is always... Henry's the best. Just Henry today.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Yeah, let's just be me for a day. Why not? Why not? Just throw it out there. Just be me, be Henry. What's in the box? Henry's in the box. Get me out of this box.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Hey, you're out of there. Hey, you so damn ugly. Put him back in the box. I'm such a silly little romper. You smell bad too. What? No, he doesn't smell bad. He smells good.
Starting point is 00:01:00 He doesn't smell like an animal. I have this natural body spray from Lush called... What was it called? I want to say it's called like beachin'? Beachin'? Beachin'? Like when you go to the beach and take off your clothes, people are like, put water on him.
Starting point is 00:01:13 I think he's beachin'. No, no, no. Beachin' is like chillin'. Oh, okay. But it's yeah, it's beachin'. Yeah. But belly first. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:21 I see. It's stranded on a ledge somewhere. Right, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love it. I want to go beachin' with you anytime. Oh, we'll do it tomorrow. All right. Yay.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Well, we're going to talk about aliens today. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, more so. So we've broached the UFO topic before, and we have talked with an abductee. Again, I'm not going to... A legend abductee.
Starting point is 00:01:40 May or may not have been an abductee. Have you guys read the book? No. I thumbed through the book the other day when I was on the old toilet there, and I wasn't sure what was more full of shit in my asshole or the book. Very bizarre. But I liked it, though. You were a very good reviewer.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Yeah, absolutely. And all of your metaphors revolve around shit. I review everything well taken of shit. Oh, the shit movie reviewer would be amazing. I like to call useful poo poo doo doo. Absolutely. So today, what we are talking about is... It's a very serious subject.
Starting point is 00:02:12 It is the secret alien agenda. Now, this isn't even just about the nature of aliens. All of this presupposes, no matter what, that aliens are real and are a secret part of life that our government has been keeping from us for either to save us and protect us, or just to deceive us in order to help create their new world order. It would completely destroy everything that they've worked so hard to create if all of a sudden aliens exist where no longer the most powerful forms on Earth.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Unless it was always a part of the plan to slowly integrate aliens surreptitiously by insinuating that aliens exist and then ridiculing those that stood for that. You know what I mean? So again, as we've said many times, this is a hage alien dialectic, that the government could be playing both sides
Starting point is 00:03:00 and is allowing us to slowly understand alien life forms by ridiculing it for so long. Right, via Will Smith. Yes, that's pretty much our basics. Who's a member of Scientology, again, who's just like, well, he did ID4 and now he is trying not to be gay anymore with the use of alien magic, so let's see what happens.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Not working. Not working. Extremely gay. But that's fine. Do we want to talk about Phil Schneider up top? I think let's kind of just start with a general thing that... Okay. So there are many different people
Starting point is 00:03:33 who come out to talk about the alien agenda. You can say that they're motives and who they are are dubious at most. They just want to make money via public speaking gigs. Possibly. And then there's also a lot of people... David Ike, definitely. David Ike just also...
Starting point is 00:03:49 I think David Ike just lost his mind. Like, pretty hardcore. But David Ike, what's your... But again, all of this stuff is cooperated by many different sources. And there are a lot of people that believe, again, that there's apparently a part of the alien agenda is that it's only been revealed psychically
Starting point is 00:04:07 to about 15 people. And they have been charged with slowly releasing this information over time. And then there's also people that believe that it were parts of government like programs who believe that they have seen aliens and have had contact and no secret information. Now, again, these are all people who come out
Starting point is 00:04:26 to say this stuff at their own personal peril. You know what I mean? They're ridiculed. They lose their jobs. A lot of them die. But they also... Some murdered. And they also get...
Starting point is 00:04:35 Some get murdered. Not murdered or like they die of mysterious circumstances. And then... Colon cancer. Colon cancer. Yeah, that's what big amongst alien believers. Yeah, and that's just like the CAAs all over butt cancer. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah, that's where they probe. That's what we did to Russia. We made the wall fall. We put in the game the fucking Berlin wall, some colon cancer, and it fell asleep while driving. That's right. It came tumbling, tumbling down. That was the most beautiful metaphor
Starting point is 00:05:03 for the fall of the Soviet Republic that I've ever heard. Absolutely. I'm a poet, you know? People have called me the modern Walt Whitman of ass play. I've heard that. They're not wrong. Brilliant.
Starting point is 00:05:18 So a lot of the stuff we're going to talk about today, again, it comes up over and over again, and there are a lot of stuff. So I guess let's start with the government. You just want to start with the government. No, again, this is saying that aliens are being some other planets that are either... they're either interdimensional,
Starting point is 00:05:37 or they are corporal, and they're hiding within our Earth. There's many... What's the term? Smaller theory, the idea of the inner Earth. There's a whole... Shambhala. Shambhala.
Starting point is 00:05:51 I think that's the proper pronunciation for that. Shambhala. So there's some people who believe that aliens are living inside the Earth right now. There's some people that are aliens living inside of Venus. There's some people who believe that aliens exist all around us,
Starting point is 00:06:01 but because they're interdimensional beings, we can't even say it. Right, and of course the alien from Venus is a valiant Thor. We'll get to the valiant Thor. And we'll get more to Shambhala as well. Let's start with the Shambhala. Let's start with one of the most famous governments
Starting point is 00:06:17 of all time, the Nazis. Nazi Germany. You'd say most famous governments? I think so, yeah, one of the most famous governments. Political parties. Political parties, yeah, the government. I answered it. So yeah, we can get straight into Shambhala then.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Yeah, let's do it. This belief is called esoteric Hitlerism. It's spearheaded by this guy named Miguel Serrano. Chilean. No, he's my god. South Americans love Nazis so much. I don't understand, but they got other beaches in the guavas.
Starting point is 00:06:47 They can go to a beach in it all the time. Why are they hating so much? Yeah, they're beaching it, but they're Nazi in it too. Why beaching it? They're so happy. They need to have a lot of hate as well. I feel like you can't be beaching
Starting point is 00:06:58 and be Nazi all at once. Yeah, all right. I don't think that you can be named Miguel and be a Nazi all at once. No, because you're too busy playing at Trump and dancing around a hat. So esoteric Hitlerists believe that the Aryan race is descended from an alien species
Starting point is 00:07:14 of the highest order, finding evidence in the story of the Nephilim in the Bible, which by the way, the Nephilim, they're called Sons of God. It's the same people talk about the, what's it, Anakin? Anakin, the fuck, I should know this. The Sumerian, like alien type creatures.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Yeah, they're very similar. And they're also giants. Yes. Yeah, they're giants. They're very similar to that. They inhabited Canaan according to Numbers 1333. And so they say that the Nephilim are this alien species.
Starting point is 00:07:53 About seven foot eight they are. About seven, that's true. That's what they say. They could all have been like Croatians on a various sprinkle throughout the NBA. Yeah, absolutely. So they believe that these Nephilim were an ancient alien civilization,
Starting point is 00:08:09 came to Earth to enlighten man. They bred with ancient Earthlings in the Aryan race of the only race alive that maintains any of the purity of their blood of these lofty ancestors. Serrano taught the alien gods, Serrano taught that the alien gods were hiding with Adolf Hitler in an icy underground fortress
Starting point is 00:08:29 from which they will one day emerge with fleets of spacecraft to usher in the forth rite. It just sounds like, it just sounds like you're really, they're going for a Hail Mary pass here. It's a big Hail Mary pass. I just also imagine the aliens sitting in it, aliens and Adolf Hitler sitting in an icy underground chamber all with like coronas in the ice.
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's having a good time beachin' it. Who's got some limes? Who's brought the lemons and the limes? You know, if it was up to me, we would never start the forth rite. I'm having a great time here. I'm just here, I'm beachin' it. I'm lovin' to my life.
Starting point is 00:09:05 If we have this, it's fine. I love that it's an offshoot branch of just a thing that's obviously not true. But we start from there, right? So let's start with, let's go to Nazism and starts where the, where modern belief of the alien agenda
Starting point is 00:09:21 comes from is like, it starts in, it starts in 1933. With the Nazis, right? Now you got a bunch of people who talk about this. Ah! Bunch of people! Interesting, I think that was your alien side talkin'. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Are your teeth tingling? I feel sick. The smell toast. So apparently, now, let's go way back. Way, way back. Take it all the way back. Before modern humankind.
Starting point is 00:09:53 There was a group of aliens, there were several groups of aliens that landed on the planet Earth. You have the people like the Pleiades. The Pleiades are a human looking alien race. One thing you're also gonna discover is that they believe... They were good at bending. Pilates.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Pilates. So it starts in, they got, what's the term? Transmuted? No, they crash landed. I'll use that. They can't drive, aliens can't drive. They're like Asian women.
Starting point is 00:10:27 It's weird. You stop, you stop here. Oh, it's Yeril. It's Yeril, you stop, he's warning. It's warning for you to stop. Right. The obligatory... That's a little, but that's just a character I was playing.
Starting point is 00:10:43 That's fine, no one's upset. The Pleiades crash landed here in Egypt, and they lived underneath Giza, where the pyramids were born. They believe that what they did is again, they manipulated humankind there. They made it with humans, and they created the pyramids
Starting point is 00:10:59 in order to help a rescue ship find them. Right? It would be kind of fun to fuck one of these alien chicks. Very lucky man. One time I fucked a girl with a real bad eczema. It was like fucking... It was really, it was great.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Yeah, eczema. Very hot. That's one group of aliens that supposedly landed on Earth. Now there's a big talk, let's say the big thing is there are several different conflicting ideas as to why
Starting point is 00:11:31 aliens come to Earth. One is that there's like... They can drive. Certainly not 55! And then they come to Earth because of the spark of consciousness that started here with human beings, right? And that all of these civilizations
Starting point is 00:11:47 wanted to get in on manipulating us in order to either create, like, allies in the future or raise us as food, right? Because the Pleiades wanted to... I tell you, these monkey men, they're gonna be big someday! They're gonna be big, we want to get in on the ground floor!
Starting point is 00:12:03 I say we make a whole basketball team of these monkey men. Um... That wasn't me, I wasn't being racist. No, no. We were all like... We were excited to be running high, it's fine. My wings are melting!
Starting point is 00:12:19 Um... So, that was one idea, right? So the Pleiades came in order to manipulate us in their image. And then there are people like the Draconans which are the dreaded, as David Eich says, like, these are their reptilian creatures that apparently also came to Earth
Starting point is 00:12:35 helped create humankind as a slave race. And basically, there was a conflict between the Draconans and the Greys, another series which is our more traditional alien, right? Because the Draconans are said to be
Starting point is 00:12:51 reptilian in form, they grow for anywhere from 8 feet to 22 feet. Oh, wow! And they made us to be their handmaidens. And then the Greys came down and said, leave these humans alone, they were forced to live inside the Earth
Starting point is 00:13:07 in the hidden Earth area. And they were sort of, I don't know what the term is, exiled there into saying like, when we conquer the human race, we will give you a chunk of them for food.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Now, this is just basic alien agenda. This is just where it all starts. Now, that's when everything starts... Seems like a lot just for like some food. We're really tasting it. Get a microwave. Pigs are very similar.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yeah, you think they could just get a pig. Do you know Cadbury Mini Eggs? You don't like the little, like the M&M eggs? That's the soul! Those are my favorite things. But what I'm saying is, they only come out of Easter. So you gotta get a bunch of bags, that's what I do, I get a good 6, 7,
Starting point is 00:13:55 8 bags of them and I keep them in my freezer. And I have that for forever and that's what they're doing to us. If I may interject, my favorite reputed reptilians, Chris Christofferson and Boxcar Willy.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Not bad. There is a belief that reptilians do walk the earth in disguise, but George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, both reputed reptilians. But they also say apparently you can tell because they have spilled water all over my laptop.
Starting point is 00:14:27 He said, that's good though, he didn't scream, he could have screamed. Yeah, that was really under pressure. You took that like a man. Yeah, I would have been screaming like a little girl right now. That's right, but I'm strong and smart. You can use my shirt there. They say you can tell a reptilian
Starting point is 00:14:43 is in human costume by the slight ridges on his cheekbones and his reptilian eyes. The Mayor Bloomberg also. The Mayor Bloomberg is... There's just some Nazis over there who's like, I knew the Jews were reptiles! Yeah, Bloomberg and my old boss
Starting point is 00:14:59 both had very reptilian features. And Barack Obama was also believed to. That was David Ike's big thing. I would not be surprised if any and all of those people were reptiles. I'm going to try to say I hope they are. Wish they were. But just like again,
Starting point is 00:15:15 I'm sorry, we kind of get started, get stopped. All of this is very, very complicated. Extremely, that's why we're kind of getting a little off track here and there because it's I am not smart enough to wrap my head around this whole thing. Because I mean,
Starting point is 00:15:31 there are certain people who have come out and talked about this. A lot of this information comes from a guy named Alex Collier. This is a normal guy who believed that he was psychically contacted by the Alderbarons. Which is one of the two
Starting point is 00:15:47 alien races that are friendly to humankind. And the other nine, there's 11 known alien races and the other nine are anti-human. Which is more like one to manipulate humankind where the other two want to help release us from alien manipulation.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Where did the grays fallen on that? The grays are bad. The grays, so... Shit, I was hoping that was good. I don't even know how do I even get to hear. In 1954, apparently Eisenhower signed a treaty with the grays, right?
Starting point is 00:16:19 And that they live underneath area 51. Uh-huh. Oh, that's what area 51's for. Yes. Well, one of the... It's one of the literally countless things that is jammed under the umbrella that is area 51. That was that awesome video game?
Starting point is 00:16:35 Love that video game. That was with the pedal reload, which I love. Was Aerosmith a part of that one? No, that was Aerosmith Revolution. That was a different game, same concept, though. Did Aerosmith record crazy at area 51? It's possible. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:16:51 Phil Spector just invented... He invented the wall of sound at area 51. So, to kind of hurry up to the modern times contemporary alien agenda, there's belief that, at the time, grays, like...
Starting point is 00:17:07 So the Pleiades that were stuck under... This is one of the weirdest episodes of all time. I don't even know if we should continue to record it. I feel like the aliens have not... managed this and I'm lost. I just don't know where to start. Let's...
Starting point is 00:17:23 We're 16 minutes into the episode and we still haven't figured out where to start. We've got to get a framework. Let's get a framework. Let's take a positive framework. Beaching it. Beaching it. We've got that.
Starting point is 00:17:39 So we're good with beaching it. You smell good. I'm covered. It's natural scent. See, I've got a really good natural musk myself. You smell fine. You smell fine. I'm so hot in here. I know. I'm very hot in here.
Starting point is 00:17:55 So here's another... Let's take a breath. Let's just start... All the other stuff is just fun stuff, I guess. Let's start from 1933. Let's start from 1933. 1933. The grays, the race of aliens, made themselves known
Starting point is 00:18:11 to our Nazi government. The government refused to work with the grays because they were secretly working with a group of Pleiadians hidden under Egypt. Named the Giza intelligence. This is all true right now. This is all just stuff I've read.
Starting point is 00:18:27 So the grays went back into hiding until 1947 and were in a group of grays crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico and began communications with their government. This is the US government. In Roswell, New Mexico, a crash crash
Starting point is 00:18:43 that they recovered the crash in three living entities that were all taken to a place known as Groom Lake or would become to me known as Area 51. Also known as S2, S3, S4 and is also known as Magic Mountain and other ridiculous things.
Starting point is 00:18:59 So the aliens were put there. So there's Goo Goo Chocolate Bing Bong. Yeah. Aerosmith's main recording studio. So in 1954, seven years later, Eisenhower is called into a secret meeting with two alien entities, these grays.
Starting point is 00:19:15 He signs a contract with them saying that we will give you X amount of human lives to use for experimentation and for food in exchange for your technology. So out of the crash in Roswell in 1947
Starting point is 00:19:31 and the treaty in 1954 that is where Wi-Fi came from that's where supposedly in the next five years we're going to see a new space shuttle named the TR-23 which is a triangular UFO shaped craft that they say
Starting point is 00:19:47 can approach light speed. They're figuring out what's going on with the Higgs boson and how to take matter out of things now. They're saying that we've been having that for a long time and we can make weightlessness happen by giving things no inherent mass. Put it in a bouncy house.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah, bounce it up in our moon shoes. Now I understand the Higgs boson. There we go. Yeah, this is great. So at the time, right, 1947 happened, you have stuff like Project Grudge and Project Sign and Project Blue Book, right?
Starting point is 00:20:21 These were all the same projects that were retrofitted. The idea was that the government went into huge secret investigation of the alien races and alien contact and did it under various signs and eventually became a thing known as
Starting point is 00:20:37 Majestic 12, which was 12. You were going to say Majestic Twot. Majestic Twot is a great band name. So what is Project Blue Book? Project Blue Book is an organization that was a part of the Air Force that was investigating UFO sightings.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Okay, and the government has actually been very open with Project Blue Book. Yeah, because Project Blue Book was made as a screen thing and they were told to explain things as mundanely as possible. It was a part of what they did. They wanted nothing. They had a bunch of inconclusive data
Starting point is 00:21:09 and they made them trash it and then they were like only stuff that could be totally explained. And then this Project Blue Book was like where the idea of swamp gas came from and also the reflective backs of pelicans. Was it a working blame? I've never heard of that. What?
Starting point is 00:21:25 Explain. They told people that instead of seeing UFOs they were light bouncing off of pelicans. That's a good idea. Pelican. It's the mirror of the bird family. You know you could just pick up a pelican and look at your face and see if you got lipstick on you.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Let's say you've been making out with a fucking doldrums up like a lady. You could just pick up a pelican and check your shit any time you need to. But I'd say fuck, I'll give you a nickel if you can even catch a pelican because they are vicious. And what is swamp gas?
Starting point is 00:21:57 Swamp gas is just saying that pockets of swamp gas would light on fire due to like environmental things and make you see UFOs. Alright, so then fast forward again to 1974. Alex Collier, a simple man may have been a perpetrator of many
Starting point is 00:22:13 different frauds. His name was something else. His born name is like Alex like Rodriguez Gutierrez. He changed his name to Alex Collier and came out and said that he was approached by a, this is where the alien agenda really started coming together.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Where he was approached by a benevolent species named from this star cluster, the Alder Baran, or whatever that is. Alderan? No, no, no! We're not doing the Star Wars bullshit. Star Wars is fake. This is real. This is absolute true.
Starting point is 00:22:45 And basically he was told that they have to spread the message of peace and love and stop having involvement with the aliens. They were part of a fake treaty with the grace and what the grays do is the reason why they do the abduction sequences the way they do is because they feed off of human fear
Starting point is 00:23:01 and if only we could learn to love each other and abolish all war, the vibes of goodness would make the grays leave and make the draconans leave. So we should just listen to the Beach Boys. It's just the end of Ghostbusters too.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Yeah, good vibrations. That'll save the world. Higher and higher higher. So that's all technically the way to beat the aliens. And that's so right now. Love beats the aliens. Love beats the aliens. Let's talk about Phil Schneider. Let's talk about Phil Schneider.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Phil Schneider was a work at Area 51, right? He worked at Area 51. There's some great YouTube clips that Henry sent over to me via email which was pretty fantastic. I've been sitting with this topic for like 10-12 days. So that's the thing guys, is that like, would they unleash of Satanism that you all got? This was
Starting point is 00:23:49 on top of that as well. I've been a weird person to be around. By the way, I've got a bit of a Satanist story. I went to a really classy July 4th. I went to a really classy July 4th party yesterday and alienated some people. Ha, go on, I like that. I'm the pun intended because
Starting point is 00:24:05 people get really weirded out after you talk about aliens for about 45 minutes. I want to end the episode. Trying to explain what I've been trying to explain. I want to end on a Satanist story. I want to end on a Satanist update. But yeah, let's continue.
Starting point is 00:24:21 So Phil Schneider, he was a fellow. He worked at Area 51. He's a heavy set man. He's spoke very... He speaks mildly. He's a fat dude. You're just trying to discredit this man. No, I'm not discrediting. I like it. Fat dudes can't see or tell the truth.
Starting point is 00:24:37 No, fat dudes can't lie. Fat dudes can't lie. That's the truth. So he went across the country. I just lie now. So he traveled across the country telling the people what he found at Area 51. And apparently he encountered the graves.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Because his job originally was to build a giant underground spaces for Area 51. Where they lived. Where the aliens would inhabit. But they didn't know that. That was the idea.
Starting point is 00:25:09 They just started burying holes in the ground because they were making new... So Area 51 is like the world's longest air strip and there's a bunch of government buildings. But then there's the mountains underneath that's technically called Grimlike. Which is where all the super secret shit is.
Starting point is 00:25:25 And all these caves and stuff. That's where all our new planes are hidden. Where data worked in Independence Day. Yes. There we go. So that is also where Phil worked. And he just basically tells a tale of how he entered into a room at one point.
Starting point is 00:25:41 There were these large beast creatures around eight feet tall. Hello. How are you? What's going on, faggot? They pick up that work fast. The only special they had was Dice Live from New York. So the Andrew Dice Clay
Starting point is 00:25:57 wonderful live album. That would be so amazing. Little Miss Mup sat on the top. These aliens are funny. I love these aliens. They're pushing the envelope. He shot both of them dead. But before he could, one of the aliens touched his tummy.
Starting point is 00:26:13 He like made a rubbing motion on his tummy. And then a blue beam came out and it cut off three out of the five fingers. This dude seriously? This dude's fucked up. His fingers are all fucked up. Apparently it boiled off his toes. And he said his foot is all fucking. He's got scar tissue all over his body.
Starting point is 00:26:29 He was zapped with some crazy electric ray. Didn't know what it was. And the thing is, I mean the stories are a little wild. But the creepy thing is as soon as he started giving public speeches he was like, this is very dangerous. My life has been threatened. He got shot in the shoulder.
Starting point is 00:26:45 And then his friend was murdered too. A friend was murdered. And one year later, 1996, he was found dead under mysterious circumstances. He could have been typed you diabetes or colon cancer. But that was fine. No, and the stuff he said again was like Alex Collier
Starting point is 00:27:01 and said all this stuff. Very dubious, very insane. It's like the 70's and then the big interview came out in 1994. That's like the famous two and a half hour document. It's just him sitting in this hotel room just being like, it's true, damn it.
Starting point is 00:27:17 It's true. He's losing his mind. Obviously, whatever he's dealing with. And that's one thing. Regardless of if they're telling the truth or if they're not telling the truth, to them it's definitely the truth and it ruins their lives. So there's something to that.
Starting point is 00:27:33 There's a lot of stuff. Phil Snyder stuff and these are two people that had no real connection to each other because they were years and years apart. Both level one security, level one clearance which is extremely rare. Yeah, especially because that's what they're talking about. It's the kind of clearance that the president doesn't have.
Starting point is 00:27:49 There's all this stuff that's like all this stuff they call black projects. Like black budgets or like undisclosed and all this stuff and it's been used by the military, it's used by the CIA for whatever various reasons or super secrecy or just like, I mean, Bunga Bunga parties
Starting point is 00:28:05 to the CIA. You bring the prostitutes down there. Black ops. Like we were talking about with what was that party where everyone, all the world leaders got together and just... That's in the black ops budget and that's where you get all the red cups for that
Starting point is 00:28:21 and you get all the condoms. Don't go in the alien room. It's gonna fucking creep you out. Yeah, but all it is is just nudie calendars and black beachin' it. And Brad Pitt just wackin' it. Yeah, exactly. I'm sorry, you guys have the room now.
Starting point is 00:28:37 But do you have all this beauty? And there's another guy who came in who's from Sweden, a guy named Billy Meyer who he is he has some of the most conclusive amazing UFO footage that you'll ever see. What's this footage entail?
Starting point is 00:28:53 It's just videos of flying saucers and stuff like that. Were they like... Yes, they were heavily debated and it's just always... Everyone's just like, you can't prove it. And someone's just like, well, you can fake that. So it's just very much up in the air. When did he make the videos?
Starting point is 00:29:09 In the late 80s, early 90s. So technology wasn't nearly as good as it is now? No, and this is a guy that also got approached by alien intelligences who said the same exact thing and just this idea of human beings have been manipulated since the beginning of our race in order to serve other people's
Starting point is 00:29:25 ends, the only way to for human... because basically the Aldebarons and the Pleiades who are pro-human we also should talk about the Venusians because Phil Schneider works with a Venusian who's apparently been working with the US government since the 1940s
Starting point is 00:29:41 and he's still alive and he still works with the government. And that's Valiant Thor. His name is Valiant Thor, he's purple. He's a purple fella. You can't shake his hands. He covers his face in a skin-tight body suit because he looks human.
Starting point is 00:29:57 He has a life span of 490 years and he's been here for 59 years now so he looks the exact same. And he fills the copier. He's been an intern for years, decades. I don't know why he's not trying to move up in the ranks. We can get you a finance degree, Valiant. He's like, I'm from Venus.
Starting point is 00:30:13 No, no, okay, you're weird. I'm happy with my station in life. He's a very bizarre guy. I just want to stay and as your admin I just want to go get my beers and go bowling on Tuesdays. I do not want the pressures of a corporate lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:30:31 They nailed the everment. They could work on the voice a little bit. He is shouting. He always shouts. Turn me down. Turn me down. Oh, you tell me. Oh, we are friends. I love being friends with you. You can't shake hands with Valiant
Starting point is 00:30:49 if you shake hands. This is another thing that Phil believed. They'll give you a whole bunch of diseases. What if you hug him? You can't hug him. You can't touch him. And that's why Phil his more controversial thoughts. That's why he believes AIDS, Ebola,
Starting point is 00:31:05 any disease. But then at the very end of that whole speech and he just brings up, he's like, and Janet Reynolds, a lesbian. She is a full-on lesbian. At one point he does take a turn. And you see everyone just going like wrap it up there.
Starting point is 00:31:21 You had the alien invasion shit. But this Janet Reno, a lesbian thing. And I know that she's not holding water. If it would have been like 21st century editing capabilities, people would have said like, you know, why did they edit out? There's two minutes missing out of it. He just talked about being a lesbian.
Starting point is 00:31:37 You're like two, three minutes. Which two, three minutes doesn't sound like a long time. But it is. She's a lesbian. She's not damn a lesbian molesting our daughters. It's like, if you put mothers lock up your daughters,
Starting point is 00:31:53 the attorney general's in town. Thank God he wasn't alive to see the Paula Poundstone Finani. Finani. Finani is a catastrophe involving molestation. Oh, okay. That seems very pleasant. That's very good.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Yes, time does go a little bit slower when you're calling people out for their sexual orientation. That is very, very true. Again, but that's also the problem when we were talking originally about the idea of the studies of the human consciousness. Where it's like all these guys, like Auspensky and all these people who came out talking about
Starting point is 00:32:25 how in order for humans to evolve, we need to be one with each other and be one with the planet Earth. They also use that to help the Nazis. So every single time these guys and these extreme thoughts, they're just making such amazing points and they're saying all this stuff and then they just fly off the handle.
Starting point is 00:32:41 In Mesoteric Nazism, she believed that Hitler was defeated because he was too kind. Shit, you're not. He was too kind and too merciful. I would just hate to be her boyfriend. I know, I cannot imagine. Oh, my.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Never dinner, never food. You just beat the fuck out of her during sex. Hit me in the face! My hands hurt. Hit me again, you fucking bitch. Hit me again. I hate that. I hate that.
Starting point is 00:33:13 I don't like that. I just like titties. Just show me boobies. I like it when a girl makes their titties out to be like a 1920s pair of underwear just hanging around in a string outside of a Brooklyn apartment building. It's hot.
Starting point is 00:33:29 But that's kind of bizarre that they had this relationship with the Nazis because didn't we discuss earlier that love is what's supposed to save us from these alien beings? The most hateful people in history are Nazis. Because their idea is that what they want to do is they say that the alien races that are against humankind are trying to keep us from evolving.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Because the more we evolve, the more of a player will be in the galactic game. You know? Why don't they just bust out now and just eat us if it's all about food? Because you know what? They love our TV. That's what it's all about. They love the reruns on TV land.
Starting point is 00:34:03 It's like whenever racists say like, you know what? All I love about them Chinese is their food and their women. Same thing with the aliens. There is no accurate. No one ever says why don't they just take us.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Everyone is always just kind of being like they're doing this and it's urgent and the change is coming and all this stuff. Well, there's a lot of people saying that what they're doing is it's an end game. Also the way that the people like the
Starting point is 00:34:35 Giza intelligence, the people that originally were helping the Nazis build rockets and stuff like that which are Pleiadians underneath Egypt. And there's a lot of people who believe that these people are co- that the hostile aliens are working alongside corrupt governments in order to create the NWO. And that a part of what the NWO
Starting point is 00:34:51 This is Steve Nash. Razor Ramone. Razor Ramone. The 1, 2, 3 kid is a part of it. But these are the same people that believe that because part of the New World Order and the Illuminati and all that their supposed end game
Starting point is 00:35:07 is that they're supposed to destroy 6th, 7th of the human population in order to more easily rule over us and that what the alien connection is is they're just going to give that 6th, 7th of the human population to the aliens as a slave race. And the Alderbrons and the Venusians
Starting point is 00:35:23 are doing everything to stop them but the only people that can actually stop them as human beings stepping forward and taking control of their own evolution and not using any short cuts from an alien race instead of like listening to groovy tunes
Starting point is 00:35:39 stop hating gay people and just fly to Mars on a dream man get a wine carpet together out of hugs and rainbows and take it to fucking Pluto and this is what I'm saying. You know what? I'm down for it. Sometimes if I'm listening to an electric guitar sometimes I can just imagine the
Starting point is 00:35:55 notes coming off the guitar and you stop on a bass clef and you just silver surf your way to fucking endromeda man. It sounds wonderful. What a beautiful existence that would be. I can't wait to smoke some weed. I know. I've been waiting all day. It's like okay.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Just waiting like after last podcast I can smoke, get fucking, get blazed and do cowmen. We literally can do four and more episodes trying to decipher what it is. So again this is just uh so I would just say look it up for yourself. Look up the Giza intelligence.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Send in your theories, your questions. Well uh here's a bit of Satanist news before we get out of here though. Oh very good. I'm sure it'll use logical and very nice. It actually is. And it makes a very good point. Luigi and
Starting point is 00:36:43 Angie Bella Vistae have had their vote satan sign stolen from their Colorado front porch and act they'd like to be considered a hate crime. Hey alright. Here's a quote. Have that been the star of David or averse from the Koran that got damaged
Starting point is 00:36:59 by somebody against those beliefs? That would certainly be considered a hate crime. That's really true. You know what? It's a double standard. It's a big double standard. And that ain't right. The front lawn also is home to an upside down cross. Fake spiders. The number 666 and some skulls.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Neighbors say the Bella Vistae's beliefs don't really bother them and suspect the sign was just stolen by some rascally kid. It's pretty awesome. The thing about them is they're very quiet and they're a lot of fun around Halloween so we don't really bother them.
Starting point is 00:37:31 They are. I'm truly the best around Halloween. We've got to get them. I think Bongwater is smarter than me right now. I am drenched. I know we're so hot. Just so you know. Don't trust an alien. Don't trust an alien. This is big and purple and it's helping our government.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Don't shake its hand. But that's again 30,000 kids go missing in Westchester County every year and a lot of it is people saying it's draconians coming from the depths and stealing our children. So if you see anyone with the ridged cheeks they come dressed as clowns.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Fucking slice their throat open. Maybe. You never know when you're going to get one. It could be pimples. It could be ridges. It's an odds game. Shoot first. Ask questions later when it comes to draconians. Absolutely. We'll talk to you soon. Thanks Henry. Goose delations.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Moomoo goes to choo choo. Yes. Forget about how the choo choo goes. It goes moo moo when it's a cow train. Oh that's good. And it's ultraconin C.S.S. to put your cows for meat. That's all they are. Meat milk. Okay. Okay. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Thanks Henry.

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