Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 422: The 1971 Manson Family Western Surplus Shootout
Episode Date: September 5, 2020This week, we recount the bizarre scheme by the Manson family to save Charles Manson from prison and the famous shootout that ensued between the would-be rescue party and the Hawthorne police departme...nt.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0
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There's no place to escape to.
This is the last talk.
On the left.
That's when the cannibalism started.
What was that?
Do you remember that?
No, I don't actually.
So happy together.
Yeah, the turtles, isn't it?
No, I know that.
This is why the 60s and 70s created so many serial killers because you can see someone cleaning the gun, listening to that and smiling.
And just like having a picture of Nixon that they stare at all the time.
Fucking song telling me I'm in love.
I hate love.
Did you guys have to do that in elementary school?
Every year, they put together like a pageant where we had to do a giant choreograph dance to that song.
And it was always like kind of loaded because you always wondered which girl was I going to be paired up with this year.
Oh, my.
And it was always like high elementary school drama because relationships were made, relationships were broken.
Sure.
Just within the choreography of that.
And me, you know, the whole time I'm like, oh God, I sure hope the jewel is the one I could pay with because last time it was Dumpy Stephanie.
And then all of a sudden I'm back with Stephanie because Stephanie and I have the same gaze.
Dumpy Stephanie. Well, I would love to hear what she has to say about you, Mr. Sobrowski.
You weren't exactly a Romeo.
I think she might have died in 9-11.
Well, that's why she's a hero, not just for dancing with you, for also working in finance.
Welcome to the last podcast on the Left, everyone.
I am Ben with Henry and Marcus.
Hello.
Today, why are we talking about Age of Aquarius?
No, why are we talking about the turtles?
Perfect.
That was what I used to sing in high school or in middle school, it was Age of Aquarius.
We're the age of Aquarius.
Age of Aquarius.
Aquarius.
We went square dancing.
All right.
So today we're going to be talking about, why are we talking about songs from the early 70s?
That's what I'm trying to say.
Today we're going to be talking about the 1971 Manson family, Western surplus shootout.
That's right, this Manson family, they didn't just rob a baby from Sharon Tate, which was horrible.
They also robbed, apparently, a gun store.
I'll tell you what, the shootout bullets were the only thing we were shooting out, the Manson family.
You know what I'm talking about?
I don't.
You were having sex with each other.
You were having sex with each other.
No, and you got to say it right, the 1971 Manson family, Western surplus shootout.
All in all this 1971, that was the last time the Milwaukee Bucks won an NBA championship.
They're currently in the East right now going against the Miami Heat.
It's quite a doozy if you wanted to know that aspect of what I'm bringing to the show today.
More cis-het propaganda to start our show.
Now one thing that sometimes gets overlooked in the story of Charles Manson is that the members of the cult who went to jail for the Tate-LaBianca murders were not the only followers of Charles Manson.
They were A-Team.
So he had like splinter cells, he had splinter groups, that's how powerful Manson was.
It wasn't necessarily splinter groups, it's just that the cult was a lot larger than the, you know, I think five-some-odd people who actually went and committed the murders.
At one point Manson had almost a hundred followers.
I mean, loosely, at that point, that was when he was having big get-togethers, so he'd have parties and so it would kind of wax and wane the size of the cult.
By this point, it was like 25 hardcore members deep.
Well, yeah, because you can't just throw a pot luck and then say that you are a cult leader and all of these people are your cult followers.
They're just bringing macaroni and cheese.
Amen, if they're out there eating my cult stew, you have become an adjacent, you're at least cult-adjacent.
What could a meat, what could a meat would you put in a cult stew?
Rabbit.
That makes sense, that makes sense.
Yeah, I mean, there were actual celebrities involved with Charles Manson's cult.
Like, don't forget that Dennis Wilson, the drummer from the fucking Beach Boys, was a staunt, I mean, you wouldn't necessarily call him a member, he was more a cult buddy for a long time, but it still gave Manson a lot of credit.
Use a benefactor, because they would go live in his shitty house until finally they got sick of them being inside of his fucking mansion.
I get it.
And then Charlie waved a knife at him.
That'll do it.
Besides Tex, Leslie, Susan, Big Patty and the rest, there was a whole cast of what John Waters calls in his book, Role Models, the B-teamers that were highly active in Los Angeles both during and after Manson's trial.
Besides just their courtroom antics, which everyone knows about.
Just once, I wish they would call me Patty.
Not me, Patty.
It's not even, honestly, I'm gonna say it's not even a negative thing.
I love how much Patty there is for us to have.
You love, you love Big Patty?
I, I, I appreciate Big Patty.
You, you appreciate Big Patty?
Yes, now, can I please, please hand the pizzas to the rest of the party?
You appreciate Big Patty?
Oh my God, even your tears are huge.
Yeah, the John Waters book, Role Models is fucking great.
Came out in like 2010.
There's a whole chapter, a whole essay about his friendship with Leslie Van Halten.
So anyone who's like interested in the Manson family like John Waters is a mini historian because he attended a lot of the trials at the time because he was just fascinated with it.
Yeah, so this story comes from his book Role Models and then the, there's a great documentary that I forgot came out in 2018 called Manson the Lost Tapes, where their footage was shot while Manson was in court.
They went to go speak to essentially what was left of the B team.
It was a documentarian by the name of Robert Hendrickson, who they found all of this bullshit.
This footage had went missing and it's fascinating because it's within the cult and this didn't come out when we had done our original series and just watching the fucking, the bush hair dance.
What is it with people when they're doing something like dancing around with their bush hairs blowing in the wind where they're thinking someone's got to get a camera on this.
We better document this. Why isn't always that case?
Even though Manson was in jail and guaranteed to die there, the B teamers of the squad still believed that there would come a day when they would be reunited with Charlie.
And in 1971, six Manson followers tried to jumpstart the dream.
So would you describe them as like the X-Force?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, X-Force, X-Factor at best.
Anyway, it's the 99 cent store of toys. When you go in and you're like, I want a wrestling figure and then you just get the generic one that has a lucha mask and your mom is like, pretend it's Stone Cold Steve Austin and you have to.
Oh, you mean single father Christmas?
Yay, it's still Christmas somewhere.
Loved by Kenneth Como, aka Curly, this ragtag group of hippies, some new to the family and some OG, they developed a plan to break out Charles Manson and presumably take him to the hole in Death Valley to wait out the race war. Manson was so sure was coming.
Alright, I have 15 pounds of butter. What do you think we can do with this to get Charlie out of there?
Okay, I got an idea. Alright, listen, you get that butter. First thing to do, we make a series of shrimp scampi's for the girls. Listen, they will be so consumed by the Italian flavors and they're so overwhelmed by the cholesterol in their system.
They will go to sleep and then I, I turn into water like Alex Mack. I can do that. I haven't told anybody that I can do that. Yeah, let me show you. Let me go. Oh, I'm just, I'm just pissing.
Yeah, you're pissing all over the place.
Curly was actually new to the Manson family because Curly's first allegiance was to the Aryan Brotherhood, the group of white supremacists who were essentially a prison gang.
See, Manson had glommed on to the A.B. in prison for protection after he realized the judo he'd been practicing in his cell wasn't going to fend off the legions of prisoners who wanted a shot at the man who'd ordered the death of a beautiful pregnant movie star.
You know what they say is that in judo you're supposed to use their weight against them, right? You use their weight to trap them, but honestly a lot of these guys don't like being called Biggie Boy.
I can imagine him in his fucking cell.
Coming from that street. Oh next thing you know, oh is that his feet? Oh, it's tough for shoulders.
No picture sir hand sir hand being like, I wish the bullet would have hit me.
Well, as such, Charlie declared his allegiance to the A.B. with his now famous forehead swastika.
I'm on so I'm not uncomfortable, but I'm starting to get a little worried about your turning the Aryan brotherhood into an acronym
Only just because it just slowly it's just rolling off the tongue. So we just put it in B
You know I got tired of writing area of typing up a Aryan brotherhood over and over again
But the Aryan brotherhood wasn't offering Manson protection out of the kindness of their hearts
What I always always wondered this myself. What the fuck did the Aryan brotherhood get out of protecting Charles Manson?
But the lost tapes has an interview with his cellmate from 1961 to 1967 and this guy basically says
Charlie first became popular in prison because of how fun it was to beat him up and make fun of him
People would take turns bullying him almost to the point where they had an agreement
Amongst each other I've been like hey, hey doing dead Texas. You getting Charlie today. Yep
And I'm gonna take this whole chunk of soap and put it inside of him call him a shower. Oh my goodness
That's not where soap belongs unless you're dirty when in exchange for protecting his tiny body
Manson gave the Aryan brotherhood on the outside
free sexual access to female Manson followers and
Nude photos of those same followers to the a b members that were still incarcerated
I don't think he had the right to do that. No, no, but that's but that is how strong of it
I mean that shows you how strong of a hold Manson still had on his followers when he was still in prison
Even after he was sentenced to death
Geez they were exercising a sort of willful ignorance because they reached a crossroads in their belief
once Charlie went to prison because our I'm still in our school of thought where
Charlie Manson was not like a great leader
He just was a he was the leader that they got and that they decided to attach themselves to because a lot of them
Also were not maybe the most impressive group of Americans that ever existed
I think that's fair to say yeah, but Charles Manson when they at this point had been telling them
I'm the new coming of Jesus Christ, you know, like he'd stand out and be like see
Do these sort of presentations so there was a moment where they're like if Charlie is magic
This is when he'll do it. That's a big if
Yes, okay now curly the Aryan brotherhood member
He joined the Manson family in earnest when he escaped from jail in late July during a somewhat clever ruse
See curly had been called to testify on Manson's behalf in the trial concerning the murder of Shorty Shay
Who was a ranch hand at spawn ranch whom Tex Watson and Steve Grogan had killed because Manson thought Shorty was a snitch
Never good when the Aryan brotherhood is there to take the defense stand for you. Yeah, that is like I don't know if you're gonna win there
I am not going to give a member of the AB is Marcus. So cool
No, no coolin out with a baby
I am not gonna give one of their phone numbers like if I need reference like for work. No, I don't think so
But before curly testified he escaped from jail and hid out amongst the Manson family
Now as we know the Manson family would was not made up of the brightest minds of the late 60s and
None of them were career criminals. These are all just fucking hippies
I mean with the amount of acid they were taking I think their minds may have been bright
Like I don't know if like another not smart, but I think there was like a brightness. There was a phosphorescence. Yes
Yeah, yeah, they're definitely a bio luminescence coming out of them just from the sheer amount of LSD
Yeah, well, I mean the amount of LSD that they took them cannot be
overstated because these people were on LSD leading up to the murders for months at a time
They were never sober. In fact, this is something that I read in in John Waters essay that I didn't know before in the middle of
Murdering Sharon Tate and everyone else at that house
Tex Watson stopped and looked in the mirror trying to remember his name
Trying to remember who he was. He could not remember it. It's a state in my
What is this accent is it
Massachusetts is it Massachusetts is my name Massachusetts
That seems long for a nickname my first my first name is shorter than that
Curly on the other hand was a criminal through and through and seen as how he already had quite a bit of gang experience
He soon became the leader of the Manson family on the outside as soon as he get the Manson family came in
He took control of that fucking ragtag group of hippies and turned them into a criminal enterprise
So anyone who is
Under the age of 82 that is a three stooge's reference. You don't know that reference kids
What's going on with these fucking zoomers you can scream into the abyss all you want, but they may not
But you know it instead of just kind of taking them off to do whatever Curly wanted to do
Curly actually kept to his word and they all began planning a scheme to free Charlie
Whoo now by this point Manson and his cohorts had already been sentenced to death for the Tate LaBianca murders
But as I mentioned the trial of the murder of Shorty Shay was ongoing
And there was still the trial for the murder of musician Gary Hinman
After that oh during the lost tapes that was all films while the trial was going on and seeing the sort of their selective memory because
It's interesting to watch the b-team react because they were not chosen to be part of the a team for a reason
The this
Leftovers just like the show and they're all these guys are just the ugliest men
I've ever seen all of them Clem is Clem looks like a human fucking jack-o-lantern and the other guy
One of the guys has one of those mustaches. That's the must that he's completely bald up top
But he's got the back hair, but he's got a mustache that connects into his sideburns into the back hair
So essentially he has a lasso of hair that goes underneath his nose
And by the way, Clem Grogan his nickname was scramble head
Ramblin head you don't trust scramble head with any sort of direction
No, man, you should never be a euphemism for an omelet
But they all were explaining because they all
The interviewer was asking them like how'd you feel about the fact that they killed a pregnant woman and they would do this
Reaction where each woman be like at first. I was like hmm, but then I was like it's all groovy
Blood's groovy and it's just one baby isn't in a million babies
You just have another baby and you make another baby. They can't have another baby though
She's very dead, but one of them was like well
Charlie told me that the soul of that baby went into my baby and I had that baby
And then the interviewer was like so tell me where is this your what is your current baby? She's like
Is that baby?
They gotta find the baby. Yeah, I think of the baby that was taken away. I think the baby's name was Tim Tamm
Or something similar clip clap. It's a fun name for a baby Tim Tamm
Yeah, and there were a lot of murders around the Tate La Bianca murders like the Gary Henneman murder
That was before the the tape murders even began and the shorty shea murder was after the Tate La Bianca murders because the
spawn ranch had gotten raided and Charles Manson had blamed shorty shea for this and shorty shea was just a dude who
Hung he was a stuntman. He was kind of like, you know Brad Pitt's character and once upon a time in Hollywood
Yeah, I would imagine Brad Pitt's characters loosely based on shorty shea
I can't believe how many I mean obviously it's not like good stuff, but they got a lot of stuff done with a brain full of acid
I mean, they were definitely very busy. Yeah, but not to completion
They got a lot of stuff halfway done. They got the dune buggy sure, but
Anybody can get a dune buggy if you find one. That's true
Well since Manson was required to be present at the trial the murder of shorty shea. He was in jail
Not prison. Oh, so there was no better time to try and spring the family's tiny Messiah
The only question was how to do it
Now I read a few different accounts of what their actual plan was, but it seems like there were three possibilities
In the original plan Curly was supposed to somehow
Abscond with the most wanted man in America during Curly's prison transfer and the two of them would scamper away together
Oh wait, hold on. What is that? What is this grand idea? Curly was gonna go in start a food fight
With all the guards duck as the head guard get hits with a cake and then they were gonna go then they were just gonna go
Okay
Yeah, there was a that was the plans like you know Curly
We're what we're gonna do is we're gonna say that you've got some evidence in
Charlie's favor on shorty shea's trial that you're gonna testify for Charlie
But you don't have anything to say for Charlie and what you're gonna do is when they transfer you you're gonna get away
You're gonna find Charlie and you're gonna run away with them seems like the hard part is everything
Yep, because you got to get away. That's just the idea. That's what they wanted to do
They just did yada yada yada
Charlie's back on spawn ranch eating me out. Okay
Got it. Well, I mean Curly did manage to escape. I mean he got the first half of his plan done
He got out of there, but he just you know, he decided it's not the right time to try and spring Charlie
You had to go back to jail
Very difficult
It's very difficult
Trying to keep them there. Yep, and you're just you just got a brain full of acid
You got the spotlight. They catch you on the wall. You go you freeze. You know what I mean?
You're wearing a striped suit
It's difficult to walk around like that
They don't have the kind of fashions in the 70s that we have now
Well, you got to get one guy to dress up like a sexy Bugs Bunny
Scamper around the yard distract all the guards next thing, you know, everyone's out at the back door
But guess what man by 1965 they had already made all guards
completely immune to sexy bunny men in dresses because they just like they would do a program where they would have each one
This is true and they would bring in young live twink men dressed as bunnies in sling dresses and the cops were just beat off at them
So much just so they became numb to the idea of fucking them. Maybe they could do it faster too then
Yeah, and hold the gun on you while fucking them. Wow
I would like to meet I would like to meet the warden of that jail
Well since Curly scampered to the family alone. There were two other options. Okay
One was to just storm the courthouse with guns during the trial and run off with Manson tucked under their arm
That honestly to be of all of the plans is kind of weirdly doable if you show up in force
He can also fit inside of a little FedEx box
Yeah
And you can very easily abscond with them if you could keep them from struggling. That's very active dress them up like normal
Put them in a box and them to Abu Dhabi
Perfect the more likely plan though, which was also the one most unlikely to work was to hijack a
747 passenger jet and kill one passenger every hour until Manson and the rest of the family were released from custody
permanently these are these are acid ideas
This whiteboard is the dumbest whiteboard that's ever been drawn on all right, you know
I and there is a third plan here. We were first time using the powers of Superman
We go back to before the crimes and we all move to Florida
That's a great idea. That's what they should have done
Well while the Manson family that was still on the outside definitely had small arms those plans
Required heavy firepower. You're not gonna hijack a 747 with a fucking pistol. No, no not anymore
Definitely not not since 9-11
So led by Curly the B-teamers decided to rob a gun store to increase their arsenal
But before they even robbed the gun store they robbed a beer that robbed a liquor store and made away with
$2,000 so they could buy a van to get away. Now. Why didn't they just buy the guns? I?
Thought about that. That was also my first thought
It seems easier to steal a van than it does steal a bunch of guns because you got a break into a store full of guns
Yeah, but they get guns, but the guns are like asking to be stolen in a way
Hmm, you know, I mean the adventure think about the adventure kissle. Yeah, I just think you can get a
call to action
Story of a hero. No, I love the idea of stealing some of it
Venture of course the chip of betelus
Venge inside the old city
Vans are littered everywhere. It's
1970 and people of the keys in the above. Yes, we can get a van. Too easy
Well as far as the crew went five members of the Manson family were drafted besides Curly
Right alongside Curly was Catherine Cher aka Gypsy who had joined the Manson family at the age of 15 in
1967 never trust anybody that could be played by Leah Dunham in a movie
They never should have the gun next to you. They should not
Well prior to joining the Mansons Gypsy had been a singer who cut some fair-to-middling singles under the name Charity Shane
They're okay. They're kind of like
Mama Cass does Bob Dylan
But it's she's got a nice voice. It's not as great as you think it be
There was a couple of group sing-alongs in the Lost Tapes that they show that actually shows not only were they surprisingly like
Sweet sounding, but they did harmonies. Yeah, and that takes fucking rehearsal
Yeah, of course, that's all they did like when they were around Charlie like they were a group
They knew what the fuck they were doing Gypsy. Well, actually she had better than a nice voice
She had a beautiful voice that a lot of her stuff under the name Charity Shane is available over on YouTube
It's cool shit. Some of it is also a little bit like Nancy Sinatra
But Charity moved to Spawn Ranch after meeting some time Manson family member Bobby Busier on the set of a soft core
pornographic film called the Ramrotter. Hmm. All right. It can't be soft core if it's called the Ramrotter
Everyone doesn't have an erection. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, Ramrotter sounds like you're just trying to fold up a super long penis
That's very very soft inside of someone, but yeah, you shouldn't name a soft core
Porn anything with Ram and Ram
Unless it's like
Romancing the Ram or the Ram the Ram mysteries of Sheboygan
Man, one of my favorite porno's is the Ram mysteries of Sheboygan
There's a butt scene that is just incredible. You don't even know if it's a man or a woman's and they all wake up
And it turns out they were all inside the butt. Isn't that something special? Isn't that how they ended the TV show lost?
I remember there was a smoke monster and a big fat guy. Yeah, I do remember that I liked him
Now Gypsy wasn't involved in the Tate-La-Bianca murders at all, but she was a believer and she testified in Manson's trial
That the real mastermind of the whole thing was fellow family member Linda Kassabian and not Charlie
They tried to absolve Charlie of any
Responsibility whatsoever. Charlie didn't know about any of this text and all them went out because Linda told him to and of course
It didn't fucking work. Linda's had been pulling this country together for a long time and being accused of crimes as well
I think Linda's are strong
Linda's are brave and I love a good Linda. No, believe me. Good Linda too. My mother Linda
She got pulled over by a cop the other day because she um she ran a red light and
But the way she did it
It was like a soft right turn through the red light and she was like and I told that bastard
He pulled me over and he said oh, oh you just hesitated the red light and it was like oh, I should hesitate before I knock you
Across the chops mom cops are more aggressive than they've ever been before right now. I can't have you be a statistic
Man Linda is gonna get shot by the place
What a way for Mazza Browski to go out
The gypsy was also involved in the intimidation of family member and witness Barbara Hoyt because gypsy
Participated in a plot to permanently freak Barbara out with an LSD soaked hamburger
Now that's a hell of a burger Barbara Hoyt was going to testify against Manson in the trial right right and so at first
They were like okay
What we'll do is we'll lure her to Hawaii right in order to make sure she's not on the stand to in order to testify
How are they gonna get to Hawaii? They don't have money for guns. They said hey, man, couldn't you get Hawaii?
There's boy, and she's just like oh cool soft food. That's not hummus, and it's not chilly
And I don't know what the hell it is cool
But they didn't understand that not only do planes go into Hawaii planes also just leave Hawaii as well
So she got to Hawaii, and they're like gotcha, and she's like I'll just go back on a plane and go back to
America I'll go back to the continental states, and they were like right what the fuck do we do so they covered a burger and LSD to poison her
instead
She developed the start of the smartphone. Well at this point in family history gypsy was oh and two on saving Manson
So she figured the 747 plan was her best shot
And besides she'd also fallen in love with Curly during the planning of the scheme, and she'd married him
So she was down for whatever Curly was down for as well when Curly says this is the plan
She says fucking great. That's what you got to do add complex emotions into it
Getting married is always such a great idea because it's permanent
Yes, and there's it's really hard to get out of it perfect. You're legally bound to that person awesome
Curly and gypsy were joined by Dennis Rice who had worked nights at an adult bookstore before joining the family in
1970 after the Tate Lobbionka murders had already happened
They were gaining members
Satter experience working days at the adult bookstore or nights at the adult bookstore
If you're working nights at the adult bookstore, they don't think that you should be seen by customers during the day
Yeah, so I think that's when you get that's when they get kind of the hardcore stuff back in the day
Yeah, I would say working days is sadder because at night at least you get people who have jobs because they had to work
Good point. Yeah during the days you have guys using it like a fucking library
Can I ask Marcus do you know anything about the mechanisms that Charles Manson used to get them their
Directions like I was trying to look it up
It was it was this guy it was rice rice was the one who ran messages back and forth because since rice had joined in
1970 after the murders he was completely clean
He had no connection to the murders or any of their previous crimes whatsoever
So he was able to visit Charles Manson and Charles Manson would give the messages to Dennis Rice and Dennis Rice
Would take them back to the family now the jester has his home
But sometimes the jester's home is occupied by the jester's father and what does that tell one when one deeply thinks about jester's
Kings Queens dukes
He's taken all of these messages in like I just hope he tells me like a location or a
Time or something for any of these I think these are directions
This might be a song that he's writing in front of me
Or I said that he thought Charles Manson was the second coming of Christ and since earth hadn't treated Jesus all that well the first time
Maybe Dennis could do better this time around. Oh, yeah, man. He's gonna fix Jesus's bull shit
What was it about Charlie again? Was there anything tangentially tied to Christianity?
There wasn't though, right? Like he never talked about anything with Jesus or anything from what I can surmise a
lot of it was just him
Biting time until he could get his boner back. I say
Most of his philosophy was not in any way shape or form structured because even the B team in the lost tapes
They all asked direct questions about Charlie's philosophy and none of them have a fucking answer that is worth
Anything that's how you do it. They're all like because
One the main interview is like tell me they believed that Charles Manson believes that he is the new coming of Jesus Christ
And you know one girl's like he's never said it dead on but he's really led us to a lot of making that decision for him for him
What does it even mean?
He also had like so many subtle ways of convincing these people
To join his cult and to do whatever he wanted to do a lot of it was actually in his music
I mean, I've been listening to a lot more of Manson's album recently great song like specifically like home is where you're happy
Which is I mean, it's a very catchy song because that's the things that Manson songs are very catchy
But the bridge of the song is that burn all your bridges leave your old life behind
You can do all you want to do because you're strong in your mind
Okay, Marcus, so you're dabbling with a gore phobia right now
Um, do you feel like no, I'm not I'm actually doing great. I know I know I know you're doing great
But you're it's a pandemic, you know have a thousand a while you're listening to the b-sides of Charles Manson
Listening I'm learning how to play them on guitar my friend. Okay. Okay, so it's constructive
Is that is I think it's constructive technically right now with helping the show
after this episode, yeah
That's where we're gonna hit this or like problem like areas, right, but we've already been here before
He has been through this to Charles Manson. He had some of his music had some good bones
He's listening to Charles Manson specifically the song home is where you're happy on loop. Well, not leaving his house
He's learning the song. I'll leave my house twice a day to go walk the dog
He's gotta go yell at people to show him his new tambourine
It's funny you say that because the man the b-team talks about the music as being a major hinge because they were all super into
I forget what the term is. There is a
There is a pheromone. There's a
I don't know what the term is fucking me. It's not a pheromone. It's like a protein
It's something that comes out when in group activity
But it's the idea of the people come together doing group activities and they feel good doing it
And so the big thing that they were super into was the group sing-alongs and Charlie used to do them all
Throw them all the time and it was how they kind of all got together and it would precede and
Succeed their orgies and those things that they do at night
And it seems like even the songs within the group got mixed reviews because one of the long hairs that's in the documentary
It's like, you know, man, so much Charlie's hits man. They really got that flow, man
You know, some of them need some work, but all the ones are just a really good and you're like, man
No, that's good constructive criticism. All artists need good constructive criticism
Yeah, I mean, there's not a whole lot of genius to garbage dump garbage dump. Why do they call you a garbage dump garbage dump?
Oh garbage dump that sums it up in what big lump. That's not
If you think about the garbage dump garbage lump, I mean, that's great
I think it's very smart. You can imagine what's in the garbage. Well, it was his song about dumpster diving because that's how the Manson family survived
Just like Joe Exotic and his motley crew of heroes. He fed an entire zoo audience
meat for the dumpster and they loved it
I was just thinking about that the other day. It was funny. Well joining Curly, Gypsy, and Dennis Rice were Lawrence Giddings aka
Little Larry and Chuck Love It aka Chuckleberry plus two others
Chuckleberry is kind of a fun name. They would all get their
Nicknames after they did the death ceremony
So he would give them all acid and he's like, okay, imagine you're in the casket. Oh, it's cold
There's all sorts of dirt outside the casket, right? What's in there? Is it worms? Is it spiders? It's a nice casket
It's just kind of a pillow
But you start he starts taking you through and then you die. He's like, all right, you're dead
You're fucking dead, you know Jesus and then you're alive and I'm Chuckleberry now
Unfortunately, yes, that is your nickname. It's the first one I come up with and unfortunately
I do not do second drafts sounds like a children's sugary cereal. That's what you are
Well, it's better than waking up from a big ceremony and having Charles Manson go oh your scramble head now
That is tough to say because scramble head you do have credence to just run around like a maniac
Randomly kicking people in the shins. Scramble head sounds like a children's Cenobite
Well once the crew was established they loaded up in a van and headed to the Western surplus gun store and Hawthorne, California
Now as I said Manson family were flush with small arms
So they stormed the gun store and held up both the staff and a couple of customers while they gathered and loaded a
140 rifles into their van for their upcoming hijacking scheme
Wow, you want to put a lock on those guns like one of those like a string or something just
Anything just top people from just stealing them off the walls. They just do it. Well, honestly, I think I think what this was really about
I don't think that Curley had any intention whatsoever of breaking Manson from jail by how many rifles they stole
140 rifles this was a job for the Aryan brotherhood like this was for this was for the fucking gang that
Curley was actually a part of and he was just using these dumb fucking hippies to get the guns. It's a hundred and forty guns
Yeah, they're not gonna do anything and then he knows that he can then have the Aryan brotherhood the members that are out of jail
He can come and essentially just take over this group and have their essentially sex kittens attached to it already
Like that's what what he wanted
I you could see him project that onto his group of like I have this whole group of like willing females because it was like met
It's it's all it, you know
It's weird how there's no real like trust amongst thieves
Very true
But this being a fucking gun store someone tripped the silent alarm and since Western surplus was one of those stores
That didn't call the cops unless something had gone terribly wrong an officer was soon on the scene and the shootout began
This is fun. This is the closest this story
I feel like this should have been in the fucking ones upon the time of Hollywood
It's fucking crazy. No, this is a full like this seems like the climax to a wacky caper comedy
So just one tubby officer showed up and was just okay. I've got a deal with this now
Well, because it's true like it they put several articles
I read talked about how this place was so like hands off to the cops like they did not like cops
This store the fact that they called they were like, oh shit something's really going down. They don't call us
Okay
Yeah, well officers Jim McInerney and Kenny Cox were the first on the scene and both took positions on either side of the
Front window of the store while Lieutenant James Jarvis covered the back alley where he was soon joined by two more officers
So almost immediately there are five police officers there waiting to take the Maddison's down
They are fucking surrounded
Once family members saw the cops out front. They tried the alley out back and seeing cops out there, too
They busted open the door and unloaded a shotgun into one of the cop cars
Shattering the passenger side window. Yeah, the guy was in there. He would have he would have been exploded
Yikes as the officers out front ran to the back the family continued firing at the police car
Demolishing the emergency lights on top. Just as officer Cox opened fire with his service revolver
Now the family did make it to their van amidst a hail of bullets
But just as they were about to drive off with gypsy behind the wheel
Officer McInerney unloaded his service revolver into the driver's side window
And when he ran out of ammo a helpful neighbor ran down from his apartment and brought more
He just had ammo 38 Cal. Yeah, he got a quip. That's like a video game
You got it by the 38 Cal plant and you get you get ammo every day
Now at this point the cops figured it was time for more firepower
So they grabbed a shotgun from their car walked over to the van
Stuck the barrel in the window and fired indiscriminately
Before yelling at everyone inside to exit the vehicle. See I would have taken the shotgun blasts like hey
We should leave. Yeah, you would think so. We should get out of you
They then opened the driver's side door and out tumbled gypsy
Riddled with buckshot and all she could manage was a weak apology before the cops cuffed her. I'm fucking sorry, man
I'm sorry, dude because this must have been a shell shock for these people
I think so they they all talk about the especially the original crimes a table of Bianca murders
The way they all kind of considered it. They thought it was fantasy first of all
Yeah, because they were getting used to this hippie lifestyle living all together
You know that you know
Protoversion of veganism where they were living off of the grocery stores and and people's help and various kind of benefactors
It would come in whoever that's the idea was to attract people that had stuff right bring to the family
So they would have it so on some level
They kind of thought that Manson's all of his bullshit about the race war would kind of just pass
I think or that it would just cause them to live deeper in the desert
So they kind of all were like we didn't think that those crimes were ever going to happen the B team
Always assumed that that was just kind of bullshit and then all of a sudden now they're in their middle of a fucking
Old West style raid
Again, and they are not hardened criminals. They are not good at this
Oh, just living like Dick Cheney's best friend who he took hunting shot in the face. I mean, this is this is horrible for this
I mean, obviously they they they caused the they caused the chaos. I guess yeah, I mean they started it
But that what's amazing to me about this is like imagining being a citizen in Los Angeles in
1971 and like the Manson fat like the Manson murders are the scariest thing that ever happened to Los Angeles and
All of a sudden Manson family followers are in shootouts with the cops on the street
That's just a part of your everyday fucking life
I can't imagine what was like to experience that yeah, like there's more of them
There's more Manson family like holy shit
Did he really have an army because it also boosters Manson's view of the public of him where they were like
Oh, he really was the you know a bearded Sven golly. How many times you have to hear that term
They all call him a beard like and also calling him Charlie was interesting
He only became Charles Manson as he became more and more
Serious and a serious villain where originally he was kind of more of a goofy guy, right?
Especially with all the antics and shit, but this showed it was like is he a tiny general?
Yeah, that's like when you go back to your 15 year high school reunion and you're like
I'm not Charlie anymore
My name is Charles and I work for the FBI and then they're like wow you're professional
You know like you got he got to become a pro level evil maniacal mastermind
And I forgot he did his spiel of being like that's why I'm that's how you know
I'm the new Jesus because Manson. I'm the son of man Jesus Christ is the ultimate son of man man son
That's me
Does anybody else cat like that look out time?
I believe it well back to the shootout as
Gypsy was being handcuffed the back door of the van suddenly opened and the rest of the Manson hippies
Took off down the alley on foot
After a few more shots were fired though the family knew they were done
So they just gave up and were arrested
The only one who got away was chuckleberry who had hidden underneath a car when the shooting started and had run away during the
Firefight while the cops were otherwise occupied
That's chuckleberry for you. He's always hiding. He was captured a few days later though. He didn't stay on the run for long
Now none of the cops had even come close to being hit
But three Manson family members had been shot in the gun battle with wounds ranging from a pellet-filled shoulder
To a shattered kneecap. It's got to be so fulfilling to shoot a member of the fans of the Manson family
It's got to be so much fun to just plug because you know all these cops wanted to do shoot the hippies anyway
You know you get to shoot a violent one. That's gotta be fun
It was however pretty obvious to police that they'd arrested Manson family members because at least two of the robbers
Including Gypsy had the tell tale exes carved into their foreheads
That's signified one as a follower of Charles Manson, man. They really must have fucking regretted that
That's a little on is she a gypsy eventually got plastic surgery to have it removed. Oh, no kidding. You can just do that
Yeah, I guess it's difficult to like join a quilt group
Once you have a swapsica tattoo to your forehead
Yeah, I suppose so a lot of these Soundclawed rappers are gonna be doing that soon
Getting surgery to get rid of all those face tattoos
Especially cuz Takashi fucking six nines and witness protection is his names on his forehead
Yeah, I work out for that kid now
Of course all members in the Manson family that were arrested in this scheme tried to defend themselves in trial
But all were denied
Net don't let them. No, absolutely not. I think they might be able to talk their way out of this especially chuckleberry
They're probably did they all look at each other when the third one's being like man, I'm gonna defend myself
Man, I know how to do that. They all look at each other and go, you know what?
You know what the thing is chuckleberry. You're too groovy. Yeah
What you're just too with it man. You're too spaced out man
You're too fucking on the fucking ball, dude. You know what I'm saying? You're right, man
I am too fucking chilled out malaxed out full-on serpentine
Doesn't seem like it. No, you just robbed a gun store. Yeah, it wasn't just a bad afternoon, man
Even so the defense who was representing all of them once in one trial made a huge mistake and calling one of the most
Unpredictable people on the planet to the stand
He called Charlie
Hell yeah, buddy did he must have known this was gonna be good for his own
Like fame there's this lawyer
He must have known well the play had been not guilty by reason of insanity and the defense attorney figured that if he could get
Charlie to admit that all of these hippies had acted under Manson's direction and influence
It could be proved that they didn't know right from wrong during the robbery hence the insanity defense
But Charlie true to his character refused to cooperate and instead said hell. Yeah, they knew right from wrong send him to jail
That's the Charlie I remember totally unpredictable with no loyalty at all
But Manson wasn't the only one called to the stand
According to John Waters who attended the pre-trial hearing each Manson family member on death row was called to the stand in what
Amounted to a bizarre reunion, and it was actually the last time all the Manson family members were together in one place
Ladies gentlemen put your hands together for squeaky from you guys know
They're gonna get Rachel out here whoa, and and what's Rachel and what's the other guy from friends Chandler?
I wanted to say spindler when the family was all in one place the first time and well over a year and the last time ever
They all started chanting and spoke to each other in a nonsensical Manson language that only they
Understood until the court was finally brought back under control
This is before
The news was like like wanting to just entertain us and destroy all credibility and destroy any objective truth
So at this time it's all very sober people watching all that they just let the circus out and all the going like
Like just doing Charles Manson's scat at each other
Finally being like you could tell it goes on for a couple minutes and then some conservative judge from 1971 is like
What the Sam hell's going on here? What's going on here?
Well the cool thing about this trial though and all of this bullshit
You know that the Hawthorne shoot out and all that John Waters attended the pre-trial hearing and after seeing the Manson family
All together talking to each other in a bizarre language and seeing how they interacted with each other
He immediately went home to Baltimore and wrote Pink Flamingos
Wow inspiration, of course the inspiration for Pink Flamingos was the monster was the Manson family screaming at each other in a courtroom
Of course that was it all makes sense. Also divine love divine
I don't think she needed to eat the dog shit because they also real woman
Real performer that's what it takes and I explained this to Natalie at some point
I was like he was at the pre-trial and before even said it. She was like, oh my god
That's where Pink Flamingos comes from and I was like, yeah
You know they made that they kept on feeding the dog because the dog was constipated
This is what I'm bringing to the show today
The dog was constipated so they kept on feeding the dog and then finally it had a little poop
They shouldn't have done that to the dog. That means who are the chicken for that matter
Although I think they did eat the chicken. They ate the chicken. Yeah, and if you want some fun John Waters
Manson family mix-up action multiple maniacs is on HBO Max. It's definitely worth a watch. It's fucking great
Now, of course all of the chanting and nonsensical language and all that bullshit
It didn't help the Manson family's case at all
No, jury very swiftly sent all of them the prison
San Quentin for the men and the California Institute for Women for the ladies
Just cut to one juror carving an X in their head is that all starts happening be like I think we got one
I'm in. I'm in. I'm sold
And the ladies actually joined Leslie Van Houten
Susan Atkins and Patty Krimwinkel in a special unit that was just for Manson girls
They had a great time that honestly must have been just fine. I think at some point
They they must have enjoyed that lifestyle for a second. They like the answer to the attention
But I think as the years go. Yeah the shine wore off
It did it but it did take years. It took absolutely took years upon years for all of them to finally break free of the Charles
Manson thing and finally admit like oh, maybe we fucked up
Well most were released within five years and while a lot of them faded into history
Some like Gypsy and Dennis Rice joined other Manson family acolytes like Tex Watson in becoming
Born-again Christians and they still to this day speak of the evils of cults. I oh I always get my religious views from
Tex Watson the man who gutted Sharon Tate. Yeah, but it's nothing like a religious get out of jail card to just make
You smile again. Good lord. No tax. You're going to have I just want to tell tax. You're going to hell
If he's listening, I know he's not but no well there it is the
1971 shootout in
Hawthorne at the gun store very creepy stuff. Mm-hmm. Yep, and again read read John Waters Rome
Roll models. It's a really fun. It's a fun read and it's good for what else you're right now
It's just fucking it's a great romp. It's a fun
So wish they weren't violent because you know, it could have been fun for a second. We never would have heard of them
No, they would have just died out in the desert of starvation
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Let's go rob a bank. No
Oh, no, I don't think that we'd be good. I'd like to be a wheels man
I'd be good at crowd control
What am I supposed to do?
You're the decoy distraction. Yeah
So I'm supposed to go take a dump. Who's robbing the bank?
You're big enough. I'm gonna say this and this is not a slight against you
But I think that you could probably take one or two bullets and live
So you need to be first out and first in but who's robbing the bank carolina
We're gonna get a carolina for that. All right. Yeah for the ladies Natalie would be a good tip
How do ladies do it? We're the support team. Yeah, I'm just getting shot twice. That's your job
You're an essential part of the team absorbing bullets for the other members of the team. What if they shot me in the head?
They shot you in the face
That's dumb and dumber guys
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