Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 433: The Murderous Madness of the Twins Eriksson
Episode Date: December 5, 2020This week, we tell the story of Ursula & Sabina Eriksson and the act of insanity that sent shivers down the spines of those who witnessed it.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative C...ommons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0
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There's no place to escape to.
This is the last talk.
On the left.
Why?
That's when the cannibalism started.
What was that?
Boys, you know what I was thinking last night?
Wouldn't it be fun if we were sisters?
We are kind of sisters if you think about...
Well, it's a brotherhood.
It's the same thing, but we have six balls and three dicks.
No, but we'd go and we'd sit in our little straw beds
and we'd braid each other hair.
You don't have any hair.
My back has hair.
We could just do that now and call ourselves brothers.
Did we sit and talk about it?
No, but it's more fun when you're wearing the long night dresses
and you sit there and you just think about wondering
if we'll crisp and come back from the war.
Maybe, you know, and maybe Marcus will go...
I'm like, what's wrong, Marcus?
I believe I've come across a bit of the consumption bias.
Oh, no!
What would I ever do without my sister?
Maybe father will allow you to wear his war coat
just for one moment this Christmas.
Oh, what's that telegram? Dad is dead.
What's up, everyone? Welcome to the last podcast on the...
Benjamina!
Oh, who will I be allowed to marry now?
I don't know, yeah, dad died. They said it was a friendly fire.
Apparently he was super annoying. He kept on talking about his daughters.
Oh, no, dad's friends is going to come to the home
and choose each one of us to marry and we'll be separated.
Well, indeed, much like the Chihuahua,
sometimes separation is good.
Okay, by the way, Jerry, he's a Beagle Chihuahua.
He's getting more Chihuahua every day and I say,
Chihuahua out! Like an exorcist.
Okay, so although you know what I say about the Chihuahua,
the Chihuahua is the salt of dogs.
Every dog should have a little Chihuahua, but not too much Chihuahua.
You've hijacked the whole beginning of the show.
All right, everyone. Well, why is everybody talking about sisters?
Because today we are talking about a pair,
a duo, a demonic duo,
the murderous madness of the twins, Ericsson.
Chihuahua and Sabina Ericsson were identical Swedish twins
who, in 2008, simultaneously lost their minds
during a bizarre and mysterious trip to the UK
that ended with a case of cold-blooded murder.
Now, this story has fascinated me for a number of years
because there was a documentary that came out in 2011
when I first saw it called Madness in the Fast Lane.
That was on BBC. A bunch of years ago, you gotta watch it.
But this story is fascinating.
I love that title. Cool.
Now, we may not have known about this story at all,
had part of the twins' breakdown not been caught on camera
during the filming of a UK reality show called Traffic Cops,
which is actually a lot more exciting than it sounds.
Really? I would rather watch a documentary
called Window Washers, or Pork Boys.
My father was a traffic cop, and a lot of traffic cops...
I mean, most of it involves just sitting and watching
accidents happen, going,
that's gonna take a lot to clean up.
Yeah, I wish I wasn't so drunk for today.
I didn't know there was gonna be an accident.
No, it's traffic... like, there's car chases.
It's kind of like an approximation of real stories of the highway patrol.
Very cool.
Like, that's what the traffic cops are in UK.
For one of the traffic cops, it seems...
in the UK, why are all the traffic cops like...
nanos?
They look like aunts and aunties.
Like, it's a lot of, like, ladies that you think would make
a really nice, like, sweet bar.
Well, they'll also yell at you if you're driving too fast.
I actually think all traffic cops should be no younger than 50,
and should all be women.
See, that's brave.
Well, in the UK, like, I mean, actually, cops are trained
in hand-to-hand combat a lot more than they're trained here.
I would rather fight an American cop who is unarmed
over a cop from the UK any day of the week.
Whoa, weird.
That's a very controversial statement,
because I don't know if... I don't believe in anybody
that dangerous if they call Jiu-Jitsu Jiu-Jitsu.
Well, that's true.
But thankfully, our officers don't have to use hand-to-hand combat.
They don't have to. They don't have to.
They have all their weapons from the military.
Yeah, like fat Batman's.
But since the most bizarre part of the breakdown
was caught in full by a reality show camera crew,
we are all now able to witness the incident
as it unfolded that day on the side of a busy motorway
near the city of Stoke-on-Kent.
It involved delusional proclamations,
multiple assaults on police officers,
and the seemingly impossible survivals of both Ericsson twins
after they were separately hit by vehicles during the fracas,
which were all incidents that the twins themselves set in motion.
You might be wondering, how did we get here?
They walked.
Oh, no kidding.
Then, the day after the incident on the motorway,
one of those twins, still obviously suffering
from some sort of psychosis,
murdered a good Samaritan who was only trying to help.
I tell you what, if he was a good Samaritan, he would have survived.
Well, technically, it was kind of an average Samaritan,
because, you know, his skill set wasn't up to par.
Well, I think he sacrificed the most any Samaritan can sacrifice,
so I'd say he's a great Samaritan.
Thank you for saving us.
Now, this story is wrapped in multiple mysteries,
and the more you learn, the more questions arise.
Stripped down to its core, however,
this is a story of out-of-control mental illness,
but of an entirely different kind than what we've ever covered.
You know, to be honest, I actually think out-of-control mental illness
is better than in-control mental illness,
because then you get Jeff Bezos.
When it's in control, it's very focused, and it ruins everything.
Out-of-control, it's kind of like buckshot.
So, yeah, you're going to get hit a little bit,
but as we know from Dick Cheney's friend,
you can survive a lot of pellets,
especially Bezos, which is just a sniper to your brain.
The big thing about getting a lot of pellets
is you also have to be able to keep a secret,
like to keep the pellets inside of you,
but we are actually really good examples of three people
with in-control mental illness.
Yes, laser-focused in-control mental illness.
Yeah!
Well, this is not a slow burn of warning signs,
ignored diagnoses, and willful ignorance.
Rather, this is the story of an explosion
fueled by a rare psychiatric syndrome
known as fully adieu.
Fully adieu.
Fully adieu, which translates to English as a madness for two.
A madness for two.
That's adorable.
Oh, my God, this is the greatest Valentine's Day of all time.
I can't believe you brought me to Alice in Wonderland-themed restaurant.
Yes, now it's time to shit our pants
and tell the world how Barack Obama's trying to make me menstruate.
Oh, my, this is a crazy place.
But it's, you know, double insanity.
This is one of the weirdest.
Like, because it's also,
it's kind of pulled out of the left-hip pocket
by psychiatrists a lot of times,
trying to figure out why, like, mothers and sisters
kill people sporadically.
This is one of those, and it's a very specific thing,
kind of does fall down into the world of, like,
it's mother-daughters and sister-sister,
which is very interesting,
because there'll be a great episode of Tea and Tamara of that.
Oh, I love that show.
Just like in fucking dirty bathrobes on the street
talking about how fucking there are gremlins at the Walmart.
That's the reboot right there.
Now, we're getting to the full story of the Ericsson twins here in a bit,
but before we do, let's fully explain just how a Madness for Two works.
And we're also going to go into a few other examples of the phenomenon
in which criminal activity was the result.
Madness for Two is a shared psychosis in which delusional belief
and sometimes hallucinations are transmitted from one person to another.
Usually this happens when the two sufferers are socially or physically isolated,
overly stressed, or, in the case of the twins,
extraordinarily close.
In fact, from the cases I've seen,
Madness for Two happens almost exclusively in families
or in people who are already in familiar relationships,
like close friends or marriages.
There's, like, many cults that are a little bit more intense,
because it's not just, like, conscious thought.
It's somehow two people or more get together
and then they all begin to either get the delusions downloaded into them by an aggressor
or everybody kind of spontaneously jumps on to the crazy bandwagon together.
There's always one person up top.
There's always a primary with all of this
that, for some reason, everybody else joins in on.
And those other people, like, most of the time,
have no past history of mental illness in any way whatsoever.
They just happen to catch it. It's contagious psychosis.
Interesting.
Now, these delusions can take a couple of different forms.
In bizarre delusions, a person might believe something impossible,
claiming, for example, that a team of surgeons are sneaking into the room every night
to swap out their organs without waking them up.
Well, that would be an amazing team of surgeons,
and you would have to imagine they're little mice.
It would be cuter that way,
but I don't think that they don't take into account how difficult it is to schedule a surgery.
How difficult it is to actually see a surgeon in any way, shape, or form,
especially in America, is the idea of getting a consultation is very difficult.
What they have just fantasized about is great health care.
I would love that if you could have everything removed,
replaced overnight, and just wake up.
Boom, boom, boom. I didn't even notice.
Then there are non-bizarre delusions,
things that are unlikely but still possible.
In this case, a person might believe that the FBI is stalking them,
even if the FBI has absolutely no reason to pay any attention to this person.
But that's still a possibility.
It is a possibility.
It depends on what you say on the Internet. Absolutely.
But no matter the severity of the delusions, the phenomenon seems to follow a pattern.
Usually there is a dominant personality known as the primary,
who is suffering a delusion of some sort,
and there's the submissive personality, the secondary, who's the one who joins in.
And once that second person joins in,
a feedback loop of delusion begins, which only increases in severity,
especially if the people involved are stressed and isolated from others socially or physically.
Also, make sure to check me out.
I'm actually doing a guest spot on Loop of Delusion on OANN.
Oh, I love Loop of Delusion. OANN!
Yeah, you should check me out. It's great.
I'm talking all about how...
Never go near the sewers!
Don't go near the sewers!
Never go near the sewers!
Well, now you've gotten... Wow, this actually did work,
because have you seen the Las Vegas Sewer Map of Disappearing People?
How it connects right to the sewers?
That is what I'm about to say.
And that is a great example of how it works, but that is real.
Check out the Sewer Map of Las Vegas.
The Sewer Map of Disappearances is, to me,
in the same world as the smiley face murderers,
where I don't fully get it,
where it's just drownings that happen near smiley face stickers.
It was spray paint. Yeah, it's very freaky.
It's smiley face killer, by the way, a bleep to be a cop.
A bleep to be a cop.
They don't know. They don't even know if they're connected.
Well, the fully...
With a fully adieu...
A loop of delusion creates a second feedback loop.
Only a Texan could ruin the French language like that.
Dude, I got no fucking clue. I've been practicing all week long.
Like, I've been practicing like...
And I listen to the fucking YouTube...
The pronunciations are like...
I don't know how to fucking do it, man.
I ain't got the mouth for it. You can do so many accents.
Also, do you think that when they were recording,
do you think G&R ever had one pedal that they called the loop of delusion?
Maybe.
I don't know why I decided to say that loop of delusion.
I've been very mad at G&R because every time it comes up,
it's that war, they have a horrible song. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Well, the second feedback loop,
the more the delusions increase into severity,
the more stressed the sufferers become.
And they become more paranoid,
which socially isolates them even more.
But sometimes, folie à dire
can develop in a pair of seemingly sane human beings
who are simply introduced into a stressful, isolating situation.
Take, for example, the murder of David Coughlin.
This story fucked up.
Now, in full disclosure, I found this story in a Reddit thread
about the Ericsson sisters in a comment
posted by the host of a podcast
so as far as I can tell, no longer exists.
But even so, I'd still like to acknowledge that source.
Now, in 1999, David Coughlin and his best friend,
Rafi Kodikian, were taking a road trip from Boston to California
when they decided to embark on a days-long hike
through Rattlesnake Canyon in southern New Mexico
near Carlsbad Caverns.
This is sort of like when Nat and I had a little anniversary trip
up to Big Bear, and I had this idea of we should hike.
You had that idea?
I was like, oh, people hike.
I see this all the time. I see pictures of people hiking.
I was like, we should do it.
So Nat and I were like, okay.
And then we went to the hiking place,
and we both realized we don't have proper shoes for hiking.
Here are my Air Maxes.
We had no water. We had no snacks.
Nat's just in her nice workout gear.
Just jeans and shit.
And we realized we had nothing to hike with.
None of the tools. We had none of the shit.
We cut to the bears.
Hiding behind the bushes, just being like,
I hope there's two fucking city slickers come into my woods.
Ooh, we have lunch for days.
But it apparently takes a lot to hike.
Yeah, of course. It's hard to hike.
Me and Carolyn are like experienced hikers,
and we still almost died in the Appalachian Mountains.
I just...
Don't do that. Don't hike.
You just yelled at me for gambling.
I spent very little money gambling.
You know what you can't do in a casino?
Dehydration. Because all they do is give you drinks.
That's opposite. You are drinking, but you're not getting hydrated.
Something's happening. I'm going to the bathroom a lot.
I also didn't yell at you for gambling at all
and didn't even mention your specific gambling in any way whatsoever.
Well, I'm bringing it up.
Boom, boom, boom. Somebody got triggered.
Well, these two guys, after hiking for a few days,
they got lost and somewhat dehydrated.
They'd only brought three pints of water and one pint of Gatorade
for a days-long hike through the desert.
And they'd already used a whole pint of their water
to boil hot dogs during their first camp out.
Number one, you're camped out. You cook them over a fire.
Number two, you can eat raw hot dogs that were already cooked.
Number three, can't you just drink the hot dog water?
They threw it out after they boiled the hot dogs.
Honestly, these deserts, that is wrong.
How they did that was wrong.
What do you do when you do that?
You just are going to pour hot dog water out.
Doesn't that make coyotes to track you?
But I also...
Idealities do not attack human beings.
They're terrified of us.
No kidding. Isn't that interesting?
Well, now I'm going to go pet one.
Drinking hot dog water, I think I might rather die of dehydration.
I don't know. There's sometimes what I think about how
it gets a good little fat boy thing.
Hot dog water popsicles.
It's an idea.
Pussy pops.
Why would you call them? Anyway, all right.
Pussy pops, the hot dog-flavored popsicle.
Get out of the shark tank.
How did you get on the show?
But even though the human body can go three to four days without water,
these two guys panicked the moment their reserves ran out.
They started licking rocks, eating cactus fruits,
and even started drinking their own urine after only a day.
They wanted to do that.
I mean, they wanted to. They saw bear grills in their legs.
I want that life.
Then, when David Coughlin began vomiting the next night,
the panic truly set in.
Both of them thought that Coughlin was nearing death,
so the two hastily entered into a murder pact,
followed possibly by a suicide.
Coughlin begged his friend to kill him then and there,
and Kodikian, in the throes of a madness for two,
obliged him by stabbing his best friend twice in the chest.
He then buried Coughlin under a pile of rocks,
and waited to die himself.
But when he was found by park rangers not too long after,
it was discovered that Kodikian was only moderately to severely dehydrated,
and nowhere near close to death.
In fact, Kodikian had buried his friend using rocks,
weighing up to 70 pounds,
which would have been impossible for someone on death's door.
Oh, God, I'm just so thirsty. I'm so thirsty, huh?
God, I'm so thirsty. You know what I need?
I need a quick pump. Let me get my...
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Oh, yeah, you are thirsty. I'm getting thirsty, too, speaking of that.
I need a little pump. Let me get my little...
I brought my weight machine with me.
Oh, yeah, I'm getting thirsty.
It's all about lightweight. You want to lightweight a lot of reps.
So thirsty.
As far as David Coughlin went, while he was dehydrated when he died,
it wasn't anywhere near fatal.
As it turned out, Coughlin had vomited not from severe dehydration,
rather because the unripe cactus fruit he'd eaten
hadn't agreed with his stomach.
The two men had merely fallen into a madness for two,
and their paranoia resulted in an entirely unnecessary,
yet still requested, mercy killing.
Kodikian pled guilty to second-degree murder,
and the court, thankfully recognizing the extenuating circumstances,
sentenced him to a two-year sentence and five years probation.
And a lifetime supply of Pedialyte.
This is actually kind of nice of the jury to do that.
Yeah.
As far as John Coughlin's family went,
they released a statement saying that even though they had questions,
they did not believe that Rafi Kodikian acted with malicious intent
when he killed their son.
They were very, very close friends,
and so at the time, there's something about being isolated
that adds to it, and their fear.
Like, there was something about...
Because neither one of them, it seemed, from my research,
had a history of mental illness in any way, shape, or form.
It sounds like they just went out to the desert,
and the freak-out was so intense and so quick
that they just lost all bearing of reality.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
And sometimes, a foley a dur can become a foley a troie,
or croître, or even a foley en famil.
Oh, yeah, I remember that scene in JFK.
Oliver Stone's JFK, remember that?
Mm, really, really hot, full of croître.
Check out when John Candy was having all the ass sacks.
John Candy was not in that scene.
That was not John Candy.
I don't know how many times I have to tell you two fuckers
that John Candy was not in the orgy scene.
Get the net.
83 more times, get the net.
83 more times just to tell us.
But that's that Mandela effect.
Who's getting made love to in that?
It's Tommy Lee Jones and Kevin Bacon.
Those were the ones, they were the ones in the orgy scene.
Kevin Bacon.
Dressed up as two British folks.
Yeah, Kevin Bacon has got a hog, by the way.
I think that's why he's laughing, Mr. Bacon.
Oh, yeah, he's got a huge dick.
Huge dick.
Or is he just very tiny?
We could talk about this all day.
And jacked.
Yes.
Well, the madness of families was the case with the Tromp family
in Australia just four years ago.
With the Tromps, the madness began with a patriarch,
Mark Tromp, aged 51.
Tromp and his wife, Jacoba, ran a successful berry farm
on the outskirts of Melbourne with their three adult children
all in their 20s.
Oh my goodness.
And all was going well until Mark began suffering
from stress and paranoia.
I can't imagine just how much pressure there is
in the world of berries.
Oh my God.
I mean, you imagine you go out there in the fields.
The nose trying to build homes out of your wares.
You got all of the mischievous orphans.
Yeah.
You're getting from the chain gang to go steal berries to eat from.
You got the magic rabbits living down in the burrows underneath.
That's just got to mean all these people coming from.
And then never mind the Jews.
Well, I don't know what that means.
But I was picturing a field full of dudes named Berry.
Isn't that kind of funny, too, if you think about it like that?
Well, Mark Tromp had convinced himself that someone
was going to come and kill the entire family on their farm
for the simple purpose of stealing their money.
And his personal psychosis soon spread to his wife
and eventually two of their three children.
It was a highly successful berry farm.
It sounds like they were worried that the Bernstein bears
were going to come and eat all their food
and then live in their house.
They did think that, honestly.
But that's where madness to me becomes truly scary, obviously,
when it's something that cartoonish,
because they started to believe that people were going to...
I didn't believe that the Bernstein bears were coming.
No, but it's along those lines.
They thought that other families from other farms
were going to run from their homes
and attack them within their own homes for their berries.
They thought their berries were in danger
and then it became like the scene in The Jerk
when all the cans started exploding.
It's like, we got to get away from the cans.
They realized this is a berry-centered problem.
We are up to our fucking eyebrows and berries.
We got to get away from them.
It would be kind of fun if there was a peanut farm nearby
and then there was a big tornado
and the berries got picked up with the peanuts
and then it created a jelly and a peanut butter mix
and then that could go in and be a great kind of a mixture
if you think about a commercial.
That is just a commercial.
An animated commercial.
Was it a commercial with the peanut butter
and the jelly in the same jar?
Yeah, it's squeezables.
I never bought it.
I never bought it.
Glad we got to this point.
Never bought it.
One human laziness.
That's a Brian Regan bit.
Yeah.
One night, very suddenly,
the trumps loaded into their car
with their adult children in a panic
and fled their farm,
leaving behind passports, credit cards,
and cell phones in an attempt
to go off the grid.
Apparently, according to Mark Tromp,
the attack was imminent.
The only one who brought their phone
was middle child Mitchell,
who was the only member of the five-person family
who had not succumbed to the madness
and he'd only gone on the trip
to make sure everyone else was okay.
It's always like the monsters
had the normal child.
It's the same thing where it's just like
one not crazy child
who just seemed like,
I'm just going to go ahead and bring my phone.
Because it just seems like,
it's kind of fun.
I haven't seen mom and dad this passion in a long time.
I saw them kiss on the mouth for the first time
in like a year and they're kind of talking.
So maybe there's something about this family
that's like making everybody come together
like it's a Christmas miracle.
So I'll ride with it for a while.
But the trumps only made it about 20 miles
from home before the whole family
was screaming at Mitchell to throw his cell phone
out the window because they were convinced
someone was using it to track them.
Well, that probably was happening
to be fair.
We don't need to have chips
in the vaccines. You have a phone.
Yeah, yes, indeed.
Well, all throughout that night,
the trumps drove almost 500 miles
to escape their imaginary pursuers.
But at 7 a.m. the next day,
Mitchell decided he couldn't take it anymore
and he separated from the group
taking multiple trains to get back home.
Have you ever been a part of a family vacation
so bad that you could just imagine
just being like, I'm just getting on the fucking bus.
Just getting on the fucking bus.
This is done.
I don't want to be in Orlando anymore.
I know I'm 12
but I'm not really certain how the rails does them
work but I'm out
because dad just fucking
he pushed me in front of Aladdin.
That happened one year
in Orlando. He pushed me in front of
Aladdin.
Well, why?
Because he said that I should have been trying harder
to get an autograph from Aladdin.
Oh, he pushed you towards Aladdin?
Yes. Does he know that that's not...
That's different from pushing you in front of Aladdin.
He's pushing you towards Aladdin.
But Aladdin was there.
Right. And I had to be embarrassed in front of
technically the coolest rogue
in the Disney catalog.
Wow, that's a strange autograph to get.
Yeah, that's weird.
So did people do that at Disney parks?
They ask for autographs from the characters?
Of course. And the other
phenomena that I don't like is when they say
it's Mickey and tell him that you love him.
Tell him you love him.
And then you have to like kiss some like
weird... God knows what's inside the...
God knows.
I love you and you hear like
Muffle a... roll over to...
roll over.
Well, later that morning
after Mitchell left, his two
sisters peeled off from the group as well
at a tourist spot called the
Genolan Caves. They escaped
the situation by stealing a car
and they went and filed a missing
person's report on their parents.
After making the report
the sisters separated as well.
One drove the stolen car back home
while the other, still
under the spell of Feli et Emil,
climbed into the bed of a truck
where she wasn't discovered until the
driver had traveled for almost an hour.
That is so scary.
It's really scary and this is one of
these things about this syndrome that I find
interesting is that for some reason
it makes people scatter.
Yeah.
At some point in the illness
or whatever the...
I want to say a scenario like
I don't know how to describe it like an episode
people just become like rabbits
and start running in various directions
which we'll see with the Ericsson twins very famously.
But this happens
in all of these stories where they
go into plans like it's a bunch of
methods doing a bunch of
weird afternoon activities.
If they scattered like a bunch of rabbits they would hop
Henry you fucking idiot.
You fucking idiot.
They would hop if they scattered like rabbits
you fucking moron.
Well not only do they scatter
but sometimes when they're separated
they go catatonic
because that's what happened with this girl
the girl who was in the back of the truck
in the bed of the truck
when she was found she was unable to say
her real name.
It took months in a mental hospital
for her to regain her faculties to broker.
Wow.
Now it's at this point that the media got involved.
Once Mitchell Trump went on TV
asking for help
officials began an interstate search
for his obviously mentally ill parents
who by this point
had gone from a madness of family
to madness for two.
Oh my god.
Romantic. You're getting a swerve back.
Nice. And I'm very happy that truck driver
who found that catatonic woman in the back of his
truck wasn't like the nefarious
star of the movie Overboard
who took that woman
and made her the mother of his children
do you remember that movie Overboard?
She goes Overboard. Oh yeah that movie is about
kidnapping. Oh wow.
It is a sinister movie. It really is.
But on Wednesday
Jacoba and Mark separated
in a town called Wangaratta.
We're all stopping in Wangaratta
We are always stopping in Wangaratta.
I'm not sure.
Jacoba was found the next day
over 200 miles away
agitated and wandering about
but Mark had stayed in town.
For six days
Mark hid out
possibly breaking into various businesses around town
until he was finally
found on the side of the road
near Wangaratta airport.
When police drove him away
he defiantly flipped the bird
to nearby photographers
because at this point
the Tromp family's misadventure
had become a national obsession.
Well I remember
I read the story
when it first came out
because it was before we were doing side stories
but it would have definitely been a side story
but I remember reading it
and at first not fully understanding
but I had known about the Ericsson twins
and the first seeing this idea of
uh oh daddy's crazy
and I wonder in a way
as a family like if daddy goes crazy
almost like
survival instinct
would make you kind of go crazy too
because if daddy's crazy
and when else is crazy
that's how we get like a dissolvo
even though that's technically like the sun is crazy
but that's like how you get a family annihilator.
Later however, Mark Tromp
fully and publicly admitted
that he just had a massive meltdown
and he just said
I'm sorry
If I see one more
jar of jelly
If I see one more berry
I just gotta get out there and I gotta say I'm sorry
I overreacted
I honestly should have worked out some kind of treaty
with the magical rabbits
in my berry farm
so they could leave some of the extra berries alone
I should have done some of that and now
I definitely should have had a negotiation
with the Jews
It does seem like you've been going
on some websites
which perhaps has led to your mental breakdown as well
Well all of this had come
from a build up of normal everyday stressors
and these stressors
had settled into a madness
for family feedback loop
Now the stories of the tromps
and David Coughlin involved close friends
and spouses
but some of the most intense episodes
of Fully Adieu
occurs in twins
This was certainly the case
of the Gibbon Sisters of Wales
also known as the Silent Twins
identical
in both appearance and behavior
June and Jennifer Gibbons were born
in 1963 to immigrant parents
from Barbados who had settled
in the United Kingdom
Now it was obvious that there was something different
about the girls from the very beginning
when they began speaking
they communicated in a cold metallic tone
using a language
that was indecipherable
but anyone but them
That's why it would be cool if we were three identical twins
We all shared the same belly
and we shared the same food for mommy
and then when we came out we all could have
our own secret ways to eat
I think you want to be conjoined
I never want to experience your day to day
How would we share the same belly then?
No we'd be inside it because we were triplets
Oh you want to be inside of a belly
with Marcus and myself
Swimming and eating
so underneath mommy's boobies
This year has been hard on everybody
This has been a hard year for a lot of people
I just need to use my imagination in different ways
Yeah you definitely do
Well concerning the speech of the Gibbons twins
when a speech therapist recorded
what was being said and slowed it down
considerably it was discovered
that they were actually speaking
Beijing Creole extraordinarily
fast faster
than anyone but them
could process
Think about how crazy that is to like sit
with the twins and record them speaking
and then it's just like
very intense metallic
like you can't understand
and then they just put it on the radio
and they slow it down and they're like
you want some bread?
That's so weird
bullied for being both strange
and for being the only black children
in their small Welsh town
Jennifer and June began speaking to nobody
but each other
and if communication was necessary
but their madness of two
seems to be extraordinarily long term
it was theorized
that Jennifer
seemingly the less intelligent of the two
controlled June through
subtle facial tics and body language
making Jennifer the primary
Wow that's cool
that's what we have to wonder
Master Blaster was Blaster not in charge of master
we just will never know
I think that is what they're saying
These twins also defined
co-dependency
this is another story of catatonia
when their parents tried separating them
by sending the girls to different boarding schools
they both went completely catatonic
and seemed not only unwilling
but unable to communicate
until they were reunited
and I think this will
you'll see a stripe of this in the Ericsson
twins story as well
where there's something about pulling them apart
either makes them go catatonic
or something like it kind of breaks the spell
something happens
and then they come back together
it's very strange
once back together
the Gibbons sisters began writing novels
set in a bizarre almost dystopian version
of 1950s America
one novel was Pepsi Cola
addict which was about a teenager
who drank 300 cans of Pepsi a day
while improbably living in a
tenement house in Malibu
that's called a tiktok influencer
absolutely
an incredible
I love that concept
how was the novel?
it's very difficult to read
very very few copies
exist of it
it's scattered
all of their novels were scattered
there were dozens of novels
plays thousands of pages of diaries
a spectrum let's just do
let's do
Dianetics and David Ike
on the spectrum of David Ike's
surprisingly is very
no it's not easy to read
the greatest answer or whatever
but it has a flow
Dianetics is a con man tapping
like as fast as humanly possible
so that's more of like an improv lecture
that's what I would call that
so this is closer to Dianetics
it's fiction
I mean this is 100% fiction
this is closer to the battlefield earth
which also I want to read but it's got a flow
and it's about leverage
I mean they had some cool ideas
they had another novel called The Pugilist
that was about a physician
who kills the family dog for its heart
so he can transplant the organ
into his child
except the dog's spirit survives the operation
and the child dog
kills the father in revenge
that's fucking awesome
no that's the shaggy dog
it's the shaggy dog with the murder at the end
that's fucking killer
I'm just saying that's not that unique of an idea
I'm saying it's unique, I'm saying it's great
but when the literary world ignored
the Gibbon sisters
and when they self-published Pepsi-Cola addict
through a vanity press to no acclaim
the then teenage twins
turned to rapidly escalating juvenile delinquency
it began with shoplifting, drinking
and sniffing glue
the trifecta of cool
but that soon graduated
to breaking and entering
eventually the attempted arson
of a public building
after being arrested however
they were grossly over sentenced
to an indefinite stay
at the infamous Broadmoor criminal
lunatic asylum
yeah they didn't need that
you didn't need to do that to them
they could call it something nicer
well the Gibbon sisters did not
deserve to be in there
because listen to some of the people that they shared grounds with
during their 10 years at Broadmoor
they were there with
Peter Sutcliffe
they were there with psychopathic gang leader
Ronnie Cray
and they were there with Charles Bronson
aka Britain's most violent prisoner
yeah it sounds like they really needed
kind of like an art sponsor
more than anything
I feel like they could have been like a basquiat
they could have been used
you could say that what happens vaguely with basquiat
but you could also
they could have been supported
they needed a patron
yes I'm at this level of quarantine
where I've been taking self quizzes
mostly buzzfeed but also some
like what serial killer would you be based on your sign
and apparently I'm Carl Panzeram
he's cancer
very emotional very smart but also don't cross him
I don't know what to do with you
they called me Carl Panzeram
in the survey
you just ant to ever live
and also I found out what Christmas movie I am
Home Alone
you are Home Alone
I can see that
and I can see you booby trapping your home
for no one
Carl Panzeram stars in Home Alone
and I am Carl Panzeram
this is becoming
a last podcast fan fiction
I love it
well even besides the people who are actually there
with the Gibbon sisters
there was also Robert Maudsley
who five years previous to their arrival
had killed a child molester
in Broadmoor with a fellow patient
named David Cheeseman
by shoving a spoon
into the molester's ear after nine hours
of torture
that fucking sounds like Arkham Asylum
a cheese man
he is just fucking treating the duties
as like as soft
as a wheel of Brie
I will stick my mighty spoon
into your cheese brain
I love the cheese puns cheese man
in other words Broadmoor probably wasn't the best place
for a couple of girls
who had broken into a few buildings
and set a few things on fire
it was however obvious that their crimes
and their isolation had been escalating
egged on by Jennifer
who is said to be the
evil twin
after ten years in Broadmoor though
just as the twins were about to be moved
to a lower security facility
Jennifer died of a sudden inflammation
of the heart at the age of 29
apparently the twins had decided
that for one to live freely
the other had to die
but to this day
no one knows how
that inflammation of the heart occurred
Jennifer had agreed to die
but no drugs were present in the corpse
there was no sign of foul play
and she had no history of cardiac problems
and this is not something that happened
like 1895
I think this was 1993
this is like when your Mimu and Papu
die within like two days of each other
like Johnny
well no Johnny Cash did not die
right after June but close after
it was a few months, yeah it was less than six months I think
I also found out when I was doing my searches
that you can actually die of a broken heart
because of the blood bustle
did you google
are you the saddest man that has ever lived
did you see anyone in your house
and typing
can you die of a broken heart
into google
and it actually tears the tissue
you fuck
and it's folklore
no it's actually real, no it's actually real
you truly can die of a broken heart
well sure enough
after Jennifer Gibbons died
June long thought to be the secondary
began speaking
and continues to live a relatively normal
if supervised life in Wales
27 years
after her sister mysteriously set her free
now that story has somewhat of a happy ending
or at the very least
nobody died that didn't want to die
but the same cannot be said
of our main subjects today
Ursula and Sabina Ericsson
now Ursula and Sabina already sounds
like like
fucking trouble
I honestly love the name Ursula and Sabina
yeah I love those names
Ursula and Sabina were identical twins
born in a small town in Sweden
in 1967
raised with an older sister named Mona
and an older brother named Bjorn
little is known about their childhood
other than the fact that they had no
mental health issues
or any run-ins with the law
I bought a book
that I thought was going to
cause Ursula and Sabina Ericsson's story
this story has like a couple of
I finally found like the conspiracy theory
vein that I thought
was gonna talk about like MKUltra
and that they were Manchurian candidates
and it doesn't, it's one of the worst
books I've ever purchased
it's called The Madness shared by Tude
written by David Cann
it was in a private investigator
who wanted to get into
things that were a little fishy
about this story
which turns out the only thing was fishy
was the fact that Ursula and Sabina
were a little weird and did things a little differently
as we'll discover
and that's when he couldn't get it
he couldn't understand that anybody could be weird enough
to do any of the things that they did
and one tidbit
that I gleaned from the book
was about them as teenagers
that he doesn't know if it's rumor or not
but that Ursula and Sabina
it's just rumor
it's a tidbit though
but one story
from something that grew up with them
was that Ursula and Sabina were known as
like kind of a terrible
twosome in high school
and that they would like bully people
and that Sabina was like
super punk like had the crazy
hair before anybody else did
in town and it was just like them
just like chain smoking and calling people fat
I don't think that's kind of fun
I like Ursula and Sabina don't cross them
I wouldn't mess with them
so they were just mean but of course this is also the type of guy
that you know hears that and is like
so you knew that they had a future
of criminality ahead
this is also the same guy who wrote
a book called immigration immigration
immigration
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not about
it's that's not a cry of
love for immigration
he's not like so excited it's happening
no ironically it's all about foreign policy
very strange title
so it's an anti-book recommendation
oh yeah
hours of my life wasted
nothing to help in the episode
I don't think we've ever done that before
no it happens quite often
you usually don't scream about it
sometimes I do
in 2000 both sisters decided
to leave Sweden for separate destinations
Ursula came here
to the United States while Sabina
moved to County Cork in Ireland
and whilst in Ireland
she met a partner and had two children
now the two sisters stayed in touch
through social media and would speak to each other
on the phone at least once a day
but they went years without seeing each other
in person
but that all changed on May 18th 2008
when the two sisters were in their late 30s
I look for so much information
on this period of their lives
and I couldn't find jack shit
which is the
the ultimate thing about Fedelele
is that the madness is
private it really is this
it becomes the separate little bubble
that's why it feels
like a two person cult
they kind of came back together after not seeing for years
and what everybody said was that
they then became inseparable
where they were almost scared
to leave each other
but of course that was only for one day
because this shit got out of hand at
a spectacularly fast pace
for reasons unknown
to anybody
and the other thing the reason why we don't know
a whole lot about Ursula
and Sabina is because they're both
extraordinarily private people
never spoken about any of this
Sabina will refuse to speak
about any of this
it was no comment, no comment, no comment
no clue what their interior thoughts were
which is kind of interesting how many times
you'll see and we talk about
on the show all the time about how the only way
we know the inner lives
a lot of the perpetrators of these crimes is because
they talk after the fact
and then we find out whether or not
then we kind of have to adjudicate whether or not
they're full of shit or they're building their myth
or they actually telling the truth
I think it's kind of refreshing that she doesn't want to
that she doesn't want to talk it's kind of nice actually
now it's argued that the primary
in this case of Madness for Two
was Ursula, at the time
she suffered from a rare psychiatric disorder
in which she could hear voices
but couldn't understand what they were saying
ah yes, like when you're in the McDonald's
drive-thru
no I want to eat McChicken
McChicken
I want the Travis Scott meal
you're a duck
can you order the Travis Scott meal
yeah it's not
what do you mean we're not in North Korea
we're not plastic food
you just call it the Travis Scott meal
it's called the Travis Scott meal
it's like the Michael Jordan meal they had back in the early 90s
now this is just speculation
on my part but I think it's possible
that the two sisters began interpreting
these voices together
creating a bizarre fantasy world
in which they were being pursued by persons
and for reasons
unknown
I do believe that Sabina might
have had
drug use in the past
it sounds like she might have been into some shit
when she was living in Ireland
but I don't think that excuses
because they said we all have drug use
did the guy who wrote the book
was he the one that said that
no I saw a couple of things
because they were wondering how they go fucking
so crazy so fast
that was the great chapter in that book
it was all about how immigration
is bringing drugs into our twins
our twins
your twins and twins
but I wonder
it just seems that
something must have spurred something
that kind of became conspiratorial
very fast I don't know
well remember they talked on the phone to each other
almost every single day
so if there was
something going on if there was some sort of build up
then it very well could have started
in those daily conversations
in the case of David Coughlin
that happened within
a matter of days
and they were so pretty close
and in the matter of the trumps as well
that was also something that escalated
pretty quickly
so if they had just
gotten together if they hadn't
spoken to each other in years and years
then maybe there would be other
factors at play here
the extenuating circumstance
but I think because they talked with each other on the phone
I think the phone conversations actually
led to the visit
which led to the madness
okay now once Ursula
showed up in Ireland the twins
refused to leave each other's side
and from reports Sabina and her husband
got into an argument the first
night Ursula was there although we don't know
what the argument was about
what we do know is that after the argument
Sabina clandestinely
packed a bag for a trip
and the two sisters left the house in the middle
of the night without telling Sabina's husband
or her two children
where they were going
well Sabina's husband did say the line
and you guys can infer what it means
it doesn't matter that your sisters who cares
just pretend you guys are friends and we can go into the room
and it doesn't know when cares
it doesn't matter I've seen it on video
remember the Barbie twins they were super out
they were twins right it doesn't matter
just listen to me babe
you guys are Swedish
it's like you guys are one person
well as it turned out
the sisters had taken the overnight ferry
to Liverpool and had arrived
on the shores of England at
8 30 a.m. the day
after Ursula arrived back
in the British Isles within
less than 24 hours
the madness for two had taken a hold
in both sisters
it must have been the plan
that they were going to do this but they also
then didn't have a lot of a plan because
then they showed up and then they just wandered around
for about 36 hours
I don't know if they had a plan
or if there was something
because I mean okay
that's the thing about this whole case
is that like with every single little thing
that they do you kind of have to question
what is their motivation behind that
but you also have to remember that they're both
suffering from bizarre delusions
so there really is no logic
to anything that they're doing
there's an internal logic
that makes sense to the two of them
but you know internal logic on bizarre delusions
is fucking indescribable
but that's the only reason why that's the only thing I mean
as a plan is that
they had some hair brain
scheme this is how it's
going to go down and we're going to talk a little bit about
what they thought in a second
now upon exiting the ferry the sisters
immediately went to a police station
and reported that Sabina's children
back in Ireland were in danger
but wouldn't say why they traveled out of Ireland
to report the crime nor
would they say what the danger was
one interesting thing that came from the
book was apparently when they were
in the lobby for the police
when they were waiting to
hear them like they went they filed their report
because number one
it was weird because the cops were
like why didn't you file this report
in Ireland where you live
why did you come to another
country to report this
and so while they sat and they were
kind of figuring that shit out somebody
walked into the lobby
while they were waiting and Sabina had
a full on fucking meltdown
like they did a full like
like weird twin meltdown
at this random person that walked in
that they were like
crab people
they start the
this thing that they're being hunted
wow once the police
left the women alone to conduct
actual investigations Sabina
and Ursula snuck out of the
police station and boarded
a bus heading from Liverpool to
London at 11 30 a.m.
again for reasons unknown
now once the twins got on
the bus the other passengers noticed
that something was a bit off
both sisters were nervous and both clutch
their bags as if their lives
depended on it refusing to
stow them in the luggage compartment overhead
for any reason I don't know
if these are like an American greyhound
but do you have any of you messed up you have to be
to be noticeably strange on a bus
on a bus because you have people with like
like holding a puppet that is their mother's
head oh yeah you just have so many
different folks I you thought a bus
driver's job was to be
both blind
and able to only see the rope
yeah Ben do you remember when we took that
greyhound bus from New York
down to Washington DC and the woman behind us
spent the entire trip
practicing what she was going to say to Hillary Clinton
when she got there
she had a lot to say
she's right there
she's not in the White House
but she might be somewhere in Washington DC
a bus driver noticed the erratic
behavior as well and when he pulled over
at one of those charming British motorway
rest stops he told the twins
that he'd have to search their bags for
illegal items if they wanted to
continue the journey
the twins naturally refused
so the bus driver left them behind
on his way out though
he informed the manager of the service station
that there were two identical twins
out in the parking lot acting suspiciously
erratically and quite possibly
criminally
well they were so
but you're the manager of this service station
don't you just want to be like
then get them the fuck out of here
remember that when they were on your bus
and you just dropped them off in my rest station
no they always have one new cop
there that's like waiting
for them to come up and be like
alright then we'll see
let's get ahead of them
but the two girls
were in they were dressed
it's not suspicious
they looked like
kind of like soccer moms
all zipped up
like soccer mom
visors but pulled real low
soccer moms on the run
the big olds the big like kind of like
parkas zipped all the way up to the top of their throats
and they're holding their bags
above their breasts like if you see it
the cctv footage of them
just like scurrying around like
they look like cartoon burglars
well once the bus was gone
the manager took a look for herself
and saw the twins clutching their bags to their chest
while having an intense conversation
the manager said that she couldn't hear the content
but it looked to her
like they were plotting something
she wanted them to be plotting something
because then she could be an action hero
well not wanting to risk the possibility
of some bizarre terrorist attack
the manager called the police
but when officials arrived
and spoke with the sisters
they said the erikson's seemed normal
even happy
which we see evidence of in the documentary
where they kind of flip all of a sudden there's like
oh they're just like normal ladies
and they're just joking and talking
like everything's cool
so how much of that psychosis is taking over
it seems like if they can flip from
normal to plotting then they must be aware
what they're aware of
is their paranoia
they're aware that somebody is out to get them
so what they're doing is they are changing
their behavior in order to continue the delusion
they are lost in a delusion
so if they speak to a cop
then they are
they're gonna act like nothing's wrong
because they have to get away
also they are now folding the cops
into their delusion
and saying that they are now also being persecuted
by people in
again not cops
humans in cop uniforms
that's like a hook
that becomes things like oh you're just wearing a uniform
that doesn't make you a cop
like you get into this whole world where like
you're actually right and then blows my mind
so magically you're like oh fuck
yeah the object is not its name
well but I do you know
uniforms do matter if I see a pilot
and he's not a real pilot and he's in pilot clothes
then it's scary
if he's not a real pilot it is very scary
yeah well because
they were happy and nice the cops just gave
them a phone number for the bus company
so they could be collected by the next coach to London
now later
the sisters older brother Bjorn
would say that his sisters were running away from
quote unquote maniacs
but nobody has been able to spot
anyone approaching them or
following them on any of the
TV footage captured that day
this was the center of their
hallucination
it believed that
they were being attacked
essentially and stalked by
groups of people that were looking
to sexually assault them
they thought that they were running from place to place
and this essentially
it sounds like
it's very targeted individual
talk because they thought a whole
community of people were trying
to kill them
but spurred on by the delusion that their brother
weakly defends
the Erickson twins inexplicably took off
on foot down the median of
the M6 motorway
and that's when the chaos truly began
now in the UK
it's illegal to walk down the center
median of a motorway
so when a CCTV operator saw
two women walking between two busy
multi-lane roads in the middle of heavy
afternoon traffic
called the police
but before the police even showed up
Sabina and Ursula for some
reason decided to cross
three lanes of heavy motorway
traffic from the median
to the shoulder
on the way Sabina was
grazed by a compact car traveling
about 50 miles an hour
and suffered minor injuries but
otherwise they got across okay
it was like the school
installed woman acting because
she got she rolled
away from it but she just like
I don't know how to describe it
they casually step
into oncoming traffic
as if they are just crossing the street
they do look like hurried
like as they are looking because we watch at
CCTV footage you see them like
kind of looking around and shit
obviously but then they just kind of
make the left and walk into
traffic I do love this new
psychological breakdown of the game
Frogger I can't
wait for them to come out with crazy Frogger
why is he doing what he does
now the car that got
the call from dispatch that day just
so happened to be shadowed by
a camera crew filming an episode
of traffic cops and it's for
this reason that we know exactly
how this whole conflict went down
do you think the traffic cops when they are
bored they go to like some kind of like
Crumpet store
probably
I'm sure that they do
suck crumpets aren't bad
you ever had one yeah
when have you had a crumpet
when I went to get the crumpet
at the crumpet stop I'm sure
I've had a crumpet I don't know
they're dry and they suck
now I don't have enough evidence to make
my argument so fine
I've been going and buying a bunch of meat pies
at Miles of Kiswick here
in New York City
at the British food store
well the only one
yeah but because there's also
Italian food Chinese
when police arrived to where the sisters
were located Ursula and Sabina
were calmly standing on the shoulder
smoking cigarettes so the
cops didn't really think that this was going to be
that big of a deal but what happened
next points even stronger
to the possibility that Ursula was
indeed the primary sufferer
of delusion here and that Sabina
was the secondary
merely following her sister's fantasy
so when the cops arrived
the sisters were pretty affable
just chatting and smoking
in fact Sabina in particular
seemed particularly harmless
while wearing a yellow visor that appropriately said
time to believe
and it's really strange
in the documentary they really are just
because they have the footage
from the episode of traffic cops
and they're just hanging out
real normal just talking to the police
no problems
but very suddenly and without
warning Ursula bolted
straight into oncoming traffic
the officer speaking to her
tried grabbing a hold of her jacket
but Ursula wrenched herself free
and dove straight under the
back wheels of a moving semi
seconds later Sabina
mirroring her sister perfectly
did the exact same thing
and was almost immediately
struck by a Volkswagen Polo
going about 40 miles an hour
she smashed into the windshield
put a large dent where the windshield
met the roof and fell limply
to the asphalt
and the cops immediately
sprung into action and found that while
Sabina was unconscious Ursula
was somehow not only still alive
after going under the wheels
of a semi she was actually
speaking
miraculously the semi had only
crushed her legs
but when police tried helping her all she
would do was spit and scream
at anyone offering assistance
telling them that she recognized them all
and that none of them were real
been there yeah we've all
been there
it's hard man when you are dealing because
they're desperately trying to help these
women yeah right because
Ursula's trying to get up
with two broken legs her legs are
now they are baked ziti
they are no longer legs
and she's trying to like get up
like it's no problem and they're just
pushing her down and eventually like
they're desperately trying to help her
but they're also like just having to like
pin her to the asphalt
as she's struggling
and they're constantly trying to cover in those
foil blankets those foil fold out blankets
they're just trying to cover
in this thing over and over again
and she's just not having any of it
you gotta sell it like she's a baked potato
you're a potato
while she was
completely broken from the waist down
she was nearly animalistic from the waist up
clawing at any officer
who came near her while calling them either
fucking assholes or bitch asses
bitch ass was her particular favorite
I kind of like that though
it's one of those like if you're Swedish and then you kind of get into
like one American phrase
and you're just like I like this one
yeah absolutely
but this wasn't anywhere near the end of it
15 minutes later Sabina came to
and even though
she had just been hit by a car
she seemed completely
unfazed and continued
mirroring Ursula's behavior
she just popped up
what she just got up
like I have no she took a full
on hit from a car
she rolled over the hood and then she gets up
and she's fucking going into
box and stance she starts like
moving her feet they're trying to
surround her and shit I mean she's just like
hey hold me can't catch me
and they were stealing pigs
they were totally sober no drugs in the system
we'll get into that in a second
the female officer tried calming
Sabine but she started
but she started screaming about
how they were all trying to steal her organs
trying to steal my organs
oh don't do that
she then stood up punched
an officer and ran into moving
traffic on the other side of the motorway
yelling about how the police
weren't real
whoa ain't none of y'all real though
oh my goodness she fucking keyed into the secret
man we were all fucking constructs
dude but she
the shot that she gave that cop
looked like she must have taken a boxing class
or something because the cop was there like
alright alright let's get
okay then and she did
one of those like hip shots
where she like she cracked it and from underneath
she went bap just like hit her in the jaw
and you just watch her whole fucking
neck just snap around
she's just like not expecting
to get fucking gold cocked
falling like Nate Robinson did
that was a nice shot
yeah indeed
well thankfully Sabine wasn't hit again by
another car but when a police officer
tried chasing after Sabine
settled into a full combat pose
bouncing around like she was in the middle
of a boxing match instead
of the active motorway where she was
then standing
now remember most cops in the UK
are not armed
because had this happened in America
there is no doubt that guns would
have been drawn the moment Sabine
struck an officer
they mostly kick
when they have to
why what is happening here
let's just done with it
wow
but yes to that point cops would have shot her 19 times
oh yeah
this is one time
that I would actually say it would have been
really good for them to have
tasers
we could compromise with the taser
but since this was the UK
and their cops rely more on hand to hand combat
citizens in their car
on the motorway had to
get out to assist in the
arrest of Sabine Erickson
because the two cops attempting to do so
just weren't cutting it
it took six
people to take Sabine Erickson
down including two grown men
that Sabine was waving
around like fucking ragdolls
it was
it is wild to see
the strength at which
Sabine fought everybody
like you I was like
it is they could not get her
she was snapping like a fucking
boa constrictor like she was doing the full
body waves like fucking gators do
and they had her by the arms
but it took all of these
it was a lot of big apple
there was a lot of big Adam's apples going on
it was a lot of weak bones it is the UK
and so you do see them kind of
struggling a little bit they are
a little anemic
well absolutely I mean honestly this
all could have been solved with one redneck
like if one just American
redneck showed up just be like
I got the last so like they are good for something
no rugby people over there are big
yeah and just because
we are skinny people doesn't mean we are fucking
weak I am strong and skinny
no I mean by definition
it would mean you were weaker than somebody was
we are wiry people
seemingly skinny but very strong
how would you pin Sabine
I wouldn't it would take five other of me to do it
I say it is better to do it the
old fashioned way
you know maybe take her on the town
and explain to her about jazz
so you are so lonely that you are going to take this
opportunity to hit on this woman who is having a mental break
in the middle of the highway
ok well once they got her zip tied
on the ground she started screaming
for someone to call the police
and eventually
settled into screaming fuck you
over and over and over again
as is evidenced by this clip from traffic cops
that eventually made it to air
we are old fashioned
why did you do this
why did you do this
why
why
go look at that
go look over
fuck you guys
fuck you
fuck help
help me
it is still
too civil for American cops
that would be on the chopping floor
they would be like yeah it's just not
yeah it's not enough is there another
llama that escaped from the zoo that we could put in this segment
finally
the informatics arrived and sedated her
on the scene which was the only way
anyone was getting Sabina off the motorway
mysteriously
when they checked the sisters bags
they found that they were carrying multiple cell phones
a laptop
and only one passport
that's the other weird that they try to
point towards that there were some kind of
they were involved in some kind of bullshit
because of the multiple cell phones
and all of the technology that they were carrying
but I mean it means nothing
did any of it work or connect
to was it
they just left it all behind
now after the incident on the highway
both sisters were taken to the hospital
while both of Ursula's legs were
crushed Sabina seemed to be
just fine despite the fact
that she'd been grazed by one car
and full on hit by another
can you imagine if you and your brother
decided to just fucking go ape shit
like you and Charlie Marcus
that's scary don't even say that
you know Charlie's like hurt in the hospital
but you're fine and then that first moment
you see each other and go like
hell yeah bro fucking stick it to the cops
you don't just fucking do that fucking lord of the rings
like hand shake each other
you can grab each other by the forearms
that'd be cool as hell
Charlie used to hate me but now he can stand me
that's a big get
that's a pretty good thing
well after Sabina was checked out
and blood was drawn she was taken
no that's Thomas
oh Thomas yeah
fuck him
don't just joking Thomas
I'm just joking Thomas I love you
god you're my favorite
you're my favorite parks
wow that's amazing how you flipped
like that from me and my brother
just out of fear
I wish you were Thomas
well after Sabina was
checked out and blood was drawn
she was taken to the police station
of assaulting a police officer
and trespassing on the motorway
and Sabina Erickson was booked
now as I'm sure many of you are guessing
British police assumed that
this whole incident was the result
of a drug trip gone bad
probably PCP or something similar
but when both women
were tested for narcotics
they were 100% clean
and no drugs were
in their possession yeah it makes it so much
scarier it's the same thing that we learned
from the guy in Miami that ate the other dude's face
oh yeah and they said there was no
the toxicology report came back as negative
that makes it so
that was just an idea on a Wednesday
that was just normal
he just came up with that on the fly
like you said you know actually
after he ate that guy's face I should make a pine cone Christmas tree
why not
erratic behavior
furthermore Sabina seemed completely
normal at booking and was even kind of
flirty with the officers
yeah she was kind of fun
yeah she did however make a cryptic comment
she said quote
we say in Sweden
that an accident rarely comes alone
usually at least
one more follows maybe two
that's scary
yeah and naturally one might think
that a rigorous mental health check was in order here
and one of the myths of this
story is that Sabina Ericsson was given
no checks whatsoever
people say that in the press over and over again
she actually was
but perhaps wasn't given as many
checks as she should have
it's hard because it seems that when the bubble
was popped and her and her sister
were no longer together
she kind of became
normal in a way
because she was kind of away from the
pull of her sister's
whatever it was that was getting
her in there but then I start to think
well this also is a weird tactic
because it kind of continues to feed
into the delusion
that she can't let the cops know
what's really going on because
if they did they would steal her organs
yeah and remember
you know from the incident
on the motorway like especially if you watch
the footage
like they go from
calmly talking you know they've got
one elbow resting
on their hand they've got their cigarette up next
to their face they're very calmly
very very European
and then five seconds later
they're bolting into traffic
and screaming and spitting at officers
just fucking it goes from calmness
to aggression on fucking
dime love a passionate woman
well the producer of this damn
traffic cop show is definitely happy as hell
yeah because the rest of the soldiers put out
oh no there's a goose
on the parking lot
oh no there's a carriage of milk
that was lived by
the whiskey mills
you gotta watch some traffic cops
man I was watching some of it earlier today
and it's fucking intense
it's crazy
the British are a highly violent people
cool I'm gonna do a Marcus Parks
theme Sunday I'm gonna listen to hot pipes
gonna get my organ music in
and I'll watch my British shows
and I will eat a meat pie in your honor good sir
hell yeah that's it you know what
I think you're gonna come out of that Sunday
feeling like a hundred dollars
show up here and I'll be pulling teeth out of my skull
and I'll be like
I'm British
I've only lost three teeth
not bad
I mean you're not a toddler
so you don't get like an applause or anything
but remember before the show we were talking about the chili eating competition
and there was that one woman that couldn't compete at the end
because she couldn't eat fast enough
because she had British teeth and there were like sideways
and she couldn't chew and she blamed it all on her
British teeth because she said she couldn't chew
the peppers fast enough
just quick side note if you do want to go down the chili rabbit hole
Netflix has a great series
the chili competition
Carolina Reaper is the weakest of all the
peppers that people eat and it goes crazy
so yes enjoy that
well Sabina Erickson was seen on four separate occasions
during her day in booking
she was seen by a police surgeon
a consultant psychiatrist
and a suitably qualified social worker
all of them were satisfied
that there was no sign of immediate psychological illness
that said
they had no access to the footage
of what happened on the motorway
because the crew from traffic cops
had already gone home
completely satisfied that they'd captured
the most insane goddamn thing
reality TV had ever seen
oh yeah dude it was a what a good get
but with zero
with zero concern of the footage itself
don't they think the cops should have had that
well it was before
I mean you know no TV
no TV gets it first
then they give it to evidence if they want to
so yeah reality show producers
also aren't necessarily known for their fucking ethics
that's true
they were arrested
under a thing called the 1983 mental health act
which is this idea that
then you're kind of allowed to
they get to put you in safety
I think we in America we have a thing called
the Baker Act that used to be
I don't know if it's a thing anymore
well that's a Florida thing
yeah or you can Baker Act somebody in Florida
where you can kind of
a mental health facility against their will
for their betterment right
this idea that you can call the police and do this
and they were arrested kind of underneath
this umbrella
so they were treated in the UK
they do this thing where like I honestly
we think that they're total they're fucking rubes for
they have this thing called like kindness
and it was a thing called like kindness
you know like create a sense of rehabilitation
I want you to just put them in prison for a long time
no no no no I don't understand
that's how it's done you gotta make them worse
but they were very
they were trying to be kind of
lenient with them and saying that they were
in an episode of some kind of mental illness
as soon as the blood reports came back
they did not have drugs in their system
like oh obviously
they're a couple of bags short of a fucking
English lunch so now we have to like
treat them different
can't just make up cliches
well the people examining them
instead of seeing the whole picture
they were given a very narrow
set of legal questions
with which to ascertain Sabina's condition
those questions were
is the person fit to be interviewed
is the person fit to be charged
and is the person fit to be taken to court
and since Sabina had calmed down considerably
the answer to all three questions
was yes
so the next day she was interviewed charged
with her crimes taken to court
and sentenced to one day in jail
which she had already served
so it's one day in jail
is something that we do not even have
close to an option of
I mean when you're drunk and you're
driving around in Wisconsin
they'll put you away for much longer than one day
but if they know you
assaulting a police officer
she would have been denied bail
she would have been sentenced to 25 at last
oh yeah she punched
Auntie Rita so hard
it snapped her fucking big old British head around
aww
now there are a couple of possible reasons
that Erickson appeared
like she just had a moment on the motorway
because as one police officer put it
being odd isn't
a crime with which one can be charged
but it was the punching of the officer
although being an odd
isn't a crime with one can't be charged
is actually the tagline for my new show
a weirdo in the neighborhood
aww this can't be charged by the way
well I play the naked mailman
yeah you can definitely be charged
for delivering that package
well firstly examiners in these situations
effectively have only
a snapshot of the patient
and in those snapshots madness like Sabina's
can be missed
secondly Sabina was sedated
at the scene and while sedation
doesn't cure psychosis
it certainly takes off the edge
they legitimately had to
they had to drug her like she was
a water buffalo
they were taking into the zoo
because that's how my dad but you know back in the day
what they used to do
my dad said when somebody used to get really wild
the mulli back in the day
the main thing to really calm them down
is that you used to put anklets on them
and you put them in a big burlap sack
you put them in a van
and you let them chill out and have a nap
in that little bag
not all the time they open it up
they give you a little snorkel
I'm not certain if they do that
but for her they later down in a tarp
and then they had to drop a line in her
and put her in the car to transport her
because they take you to a place of safety
for a
mental health call
perhaps the biggest reason though
is that Sabina was again most likely paranoid
about the people examining her
and in her state of mind
she wouldn't have shared her paranoid beliefs
with the people that might be in on it
whatever it was
so the day after the madness on the motorway
Sabina was released
out into the streets of an English city
called Stoke on Trent
wearing her sister's green jacket
and carrying a thousand pounds
in cash and a laptop
in a green plastic bag
I think the cops did a massive disservice to that community
yeah
maybe I would have put an alert out
and be like crazy bitch coming your way
crazy bitch
enter to a mental health facility again
put a big bell on her
just something to let the community know
that things are going to get shaken up around here
Stoke on Trent wasn't actually even just
famous for the story
they're actually famous for a film
that a documentary shot there called
Stoke on Trent
which involves a whole community
is that what you're telling us
Sabina had no idea where she was
or any idea where she was going
but most interestingly
she hadn't once
asked anyone in the hospital
or anyone at the police station
about her sister Ursula
she's being
conspiratorily quiet
she doesn't want them to even think about her sister
she's not trying to implicate her sister
or anything that's going on
wherever they're going to go
they're going to link back up after this
Sabina simply wandered the streets
of Stoke on Trent alone
possibly looking for the hospital
possibly just lost in a haze of psychosis
at 7pm though
she came upon two local men
who were out walking a dog
one of these men was
54-year-old Glenn Hollinshead
a self-employed welder, paramedic
and former Royal Air Force captain
who was said to be by all who knew him
a kind, generous
and helpful individual
to anyone who needed it
it seems to be like the picture of
the nice man from an English town
that genuinely just believes that everyone is good
I also love the duality
of a welder and a paramedic
where it's like we would make sure your bones stay together
you won't be able to move very well
no, but I'll make you the 10 man
but in a life of 10 men
no, and Sabina commented on Glenn's dog
he and his friend Peter Malloy
stopped and started a conversation
Sabina asked if there was a good
bed and breakfast nearby
and when she was informed that there wasn't
Glenn offered his own place
instead, it's just the kind of guy he was
oh, he's too nice
now Peter was immediately put off by
Sabina, whom he said was actin' nervous
constantly looking over her shoulder
it's just a random woman you're meeting from the highway
that has a laptop in a bag
that is like dirty from
sleeping in a police station
you might be good to be a little bit suspicious
but when Glenn offered
her a bed, she relaxed
and all three walked back to Glenn's house
Sabina did mention
on the walk back that she was trying to
locate her sister in the hospital
but she neglected to mention
anything about what had transpired
the day before and neither Glenn
nor Peter could pry out any details
and the turnaround for traffic cops
they couldn't watch that show that night, right?
oh no, they had to edit it
so they didn't know, that would be so freakin' scary
oh yeah
once they got back to Glenn's
the three of them started drinking
and while Sabina seemed open and warm
most of the time
she'd grow cold if they asked her
about her sister or what she was doing
in England
she also wouldn't stop peering out of the window
from behind the curtains
and at one point, she gave Peter and Glenn
cigarettes before snatching them away again
telling the men that the
cigarettes might have been poisoned
well, it's a cigarette
which didn't really make any sense because she
was smoking from that pack
that whole night
it just seems like Swedish flirting
maybe
and cigarettes are poisoned
every cigarette is poisoned
take it for me, I drank a bottle of whiskey
at night
and that won't tell you one thing
cigarettes are poisoned
that's medicine
we don't drink a bottle of whiskey at night
if you're doing that, please
seek help
yes
now Peter was completely
very good
now Peter was completely unnerved by the whole situation
but Glenn dismissed Sabina's behavior
as just quirky
and he even seemed to like it a little
but because Peter was uncomfortable
he just kind of left
at midnight
Sabina stayed the night without incident
and the next day, at Sabina's request
Glenn called his brother
who worked at a local hospital
to see if they could find Ursula
from what his brother said
Glenn was calm
and Sabina was talking in the background
at this point, Glenn's just thinking this woman's a little weird
but I'm gonna help her out
and all that day, Glenn and Sabina
just sort of hung around the house
and we have absolutely no idea
what they did
I don't know
okay, maybe they did some welding
I don't know
all we know is that at 7.40pm
Glenn happily went next door
to borrow some tea bags from his neighbor
a man named Frank Booth
hmm, coincidence
Glenn returned home
with the tea bags in tow
but only minutes later
he staggered back outside
bleeding from his stomach
saying that Sabina
had stabbed him
and he collapsed to the ground
and his last words to Frank Booth
were instructions to look after Glenn's dog
Sabina had sunk
a kitchen knife into his stomach
five times
and to this day
nobody knows why
ooh, mama
while Frank Booth called 999
Sabina took off
inexplicably grabbing a small rubber mallet
and stuff in a piece of roofing tile
in her pocket
and she walked away out the door
this sounds like me playing disco Elysium
those are very strange objects to grab
she then wandered Glenn's neighborhood
flacking herself in the head with the mallet
until her hair was matted with blood
that scares the shit out of me
yeah, you do kind of have to think loony tunes though
get those little bumps up, push the bump up
bump bump goes up to the other side of the head
CCTV footage shows her looking confused and distressed
almost like she's looking for something
but doesn't know what she's looking for
she's had a full psychotic break
eventually a passing motorist pulled over
and tried taking the mallet out of her hands
and when he tried to do so
she made noises of primitive rage
and smashed the Good Samaritan
in the head with the roof tile
that she'd stashed in her pocket
man, you don't even know that shit's coming out
it's like fucking Bugs Bunny
the loony tunes again
just like blip-bling
secondary weapon you quip
whip, whip, whip
did not expect that
no
paramedics soon spotted Sabina
but when they gave chase
she dashed to a nearby bridge
and rather than being taken alive
she jumped 40 feet down
into the A-50 highway
but again, miraculously
Sabina's attempt to kill herself to escape capture
failed
and she was found down below
with two broken ankles
and a fractured skull
is she the freaking alien that starts out
in the Men in Black movie that Will Smith is chasing?
seriously, it sounds like the T-1000
this whole thing is species
it's wild dude
she really tried
and then I wonder
because I know that like
psychotic Briggs does involve
like you can have adrenaline rush
it's kind of like having like being on PCP
where these things can happen
where you kind of can act
in superhuman ways
but also the suicide attempt was like
flip it
like it was the cops were coming
and she kind of just like
randomly chose this idea
of jumping off the bridge
oh this was a suicide attempt
I actually don't know if it was a suicide attempt
I think it was just
this flea response
that comes out of this syndrome
where she just needed to get away from
anybody she viewed as someone
that was attacking her
this very acute paranoid breakdown
and just decided
it's like when people just jump out of a window in a horror movie
I'm starting to think they should have just shot her on the highway
maybe the American cops are right in the long run
well I think that she
I think it was a suicide attempt
because with
on the highway
you know they could have
if they were just trying to escape
they very easily could have just run off into the woods
but instead
they ran into traffic
where the danger was
and this is the same thing
I think there is something about like
they would rather die than be captured
because their delusion has told them
that what happens after they're captured
is going to be worse than death
damn
so Sabina was charged with murder
but every single question investigators asked
was met with two infuriating little words
no comment
over and over again no comment
no comment
meanwhile Ursula had been released from the hospital herself
uh oh
but instead of supporting her sister
Ursula just hauled ass out of England
she spent some time in Sweden
but eventually settled in Bellevue, Washington
where she apparently still lives to this day
yeah she's apparently a quiet member of a local church
what?
yeah quiet member of a Catholic church
Catholic church claimed on their
website in 2011 that Ursula
had received the rights of scrutiny
that supposedly delivered her from
quote emptiness illusions
and death prone effects of evil
alright well it's interesting
she ended up at
Bellevue
I was thinking it was more the hospital but
what are the rights of scrutiny
I don't know I looked at I tried to look up
the rights of scrutiny but I couldn't find
what the rights of scrutiny are
because there are many people
well one of the one of the dumber
theories about this is that the Ericsson
sisters were
possessed by demons
that is very common in Philadelphia
in Philadelphia most of the other smaller cases
that I was reading about in the various
blurbs the psychiatry
article blurbs I was reading
it's often a religious phenomenon
more often than not
so
Sabina's trial was to say the least
odd even though she was
still saying no comment to every question
asked she pled guilty to manslaughter
by reason of diminished
responsibility
she admitted that she stabbed Glenn five times
but couldn't provide a reason
why and interestingly
both the prosecution and the defense
argued the same thing
that Sabina was insane at the time
of the killing but sane
at the time of the trial
hey but it's good to get seen
at some point you know yeah indeed
however
while they agreed on this view they
disagreed somewhat on the prognosis
the defense argued for
furliadu
furliadu
one more well furliadu
the more you do it the worse it's becoming
actually it's really bizarre
yeah before any fucking people
start ripping me apart I practice
we're Ben and Henry we are Ben and Henry
we are with you
because I hear it
all the time
but what are you gonna do alright we're not Frenchies
no no the French great people
well they said
the defense said that there had been a psychological
blurring between Ursula
the primary and Sabina
the secondary which diminished her responsibility
but they spent that whole time apart
yeah the prosecution
but they said it was a residual
the murder had happened
she was still in the throes of the madness for two
when she killed Glenn Hollins head
she was in reruns by the time
she was out stabbing Glenn
she was in syndication yes
the prosecution on the other hand argued another
French term they said it was
bouffé de la ronde
yeah this bouffé de la ronde
it's like that's fucking
these French criminologists come up with really fun
like unique ways
cause it sounds like a pastry
but it's about murder
it does sound like even the English translation sounds like a pastry
a puff of madness
woah
I always thought it would be nice to have a good challenge
and great British bake off
you could go and make a puff of madness
and sometimes it has berries in it and sometimes it has
is this a bullet
woah that's the madness
puff of madness
very difficult
when this a person with no previous mental issues
has a psychological break
that lasts for a couple of weeks
but the person is not a long
term sufferer of mental illness
hence a puff of madness
I see you guys save both of these things
these are important for the three of us
right he said
these are terms that we need to remember
and hold in our minds and save
for a very opportune time
we're going to need to say
it was just a puff of madness
it was a puff of madness
very very quickly if we can get two weeks of crazy
I'll take it
sorry we can't do it all three of us have been diagnosed with
actual mental illness
so therefore we cannot be sufferers of puffs of madness
we can only be sufferers
of our existing mental illnesses
and I don't believe that any of us are mentally ill
I think society has changed in a way that's not
conducive with how humans should be
we just simply have to fit into
a mold that we should not be in
maybe insanity
computers we're not supposed to send computers our entire life
that's the unit of ADD
you're not supposed to be there
technically if you're in according to that logic
we're supposed to die in war when we're 18
also my grandmother had
my grandmother had no access to computers
and yet bipolar disorder was still
very much a problem
day and night
good and bad
well in other words
it seems like that the
prosecution of the defense were pretty much just arguing
the same thing so the court
accepted the plea
in sentencing the judge said that while he knew
a light sentence would do nothing for the
suffering of glenn hallings head's family
a heavy sentence wouldn't accomplish
much either
so sabina erickson was sentenced
to five years in prison served to
and was released in 2011
it is believed that she is
reunited with her husband and children
and now lives in norway
nice this is where we need to have a little bit of middle
ground because i do think a longer
sentence might have helped when it comes to like
society and making sure no one else
was stabbed but hey hey hey
it wouldn't prevent anything
i mean i just think she's going to have another psychological
break and we're going to be covering this
in 15 years when we're still doing
this show no way so are you saying she needs
to be put away in a mental hospital for the
rest of her life i think she probably could have done
another year and a half it's already been
now close to 10 years
she's been released and she hasn't done
anything crazy since
so i'm certain it's done
it's been a fun day for her husband to be like
alright mom's coming home
do we have the knives
according to her biological son
simon in his myspace page
the family
this is all in the book because they just
reference his myspace page all the time
in the family they call this
the car accident
that they were involved in
and they say that they
his aunt Ursula and
his mom were in a car accident
that got out of hand
well it was the same but they are
really going over something big there
we'll see because according to his myspace page
she is not guilty
of a single crime and there is
there is a massive conspiracy happening
wow
well the thing is about a puff of madness
is that a third of the people who go
through
that's a grief of sadness
a third of the people who go through these
puffs have a relapse
and if Sabina gets back
in touch with her sister then there is
a chance that a repeat of the
madness of two could occur
so you just kind of
keep them separate
well you just also proved my point
that doesn't prove your point at all
she could snap at any time
so you think that putting her in
prison for another year and a half would
prevent her they don't do prison they have
mental health facilities don't they have ranches
where people can go and run out they're crazy
I just maybe at the very least can we all
agree she should just meet with a therapist once
a week yeah I think she probably
does that's all I'm saying I don't know if
she does I might help to have some kind of running
coach or something
however
there are some who believe that this was
not merely a puff of madness
nor was it
really in fact there are
some who believe that this was not
even a matter of psychosis
in any way
whatsoever get the case out
I want to open it up again
and then I want to close it wow
what they believe is that the Erickson
sisters were activated MK ultra agents
who would escape from an underground monarch
mannequin lap because remember they were so
worried about their organs being stolen which is exactly
when a generated life form or GLF
would be worried about they are clones
oh furthermore in the event that one of
these life forms were to be captured their
program behavior is to self-terminate which is
why the sisters ran into traffic and why
Sabina tried jumping off the bridge
Menturian candidates do not rip this tag
off this mattress don't do that
it is also telling that Sabina Erickson
killed a man who was former royal
Air Force and it's likely that these
people say that Sabina Erickson either killed
him because of her shoddy treatment at the hands of the
military or out of fear that he'd report her
escape follow the money see who
benefits royal Air Force
more like Boyle Air Force
there's not a lot of money involved I don't think here but
you also see signs of these women possibly being
artificially created beings robots
for lack of a better word
androids for a more appropriate term Marcus
I'm sorry to correct you for you see this
in the immense strength that they showed
while cops attempted to capture them and you see
it in their seeming inability to die
bionic Swedes coming to our
highways making it difficult to get to work
while you might say oh if these women
in his skit were escape MK ultra agents
then why is all this allowed on television
I'd say to you that it is merely
a demonstration of power by their
controllers in this demonstration might
even have been the point of the entire
incident the power of the puppet masters
is so complete and totally
all-encompassing that they will show you
the strings purposely so that you know
there's in fact a stage in which you were dancing
upon as a very urgent
email to the BBC said imagine
a massive army of these women
able to survive serious injuries and
still fight programmable blonde
terminators who are unstoppable and
unkillable I'm hard as hell
thinking about it and I love every minute of it
it's just fatbots from Austin Powers
in the words of the email I
suggest you wake up on this big
time yeah set the alarm buddy it's
morning we need to
investigate and if there's anyone listening
who works for the BBC we
join this email author's
constant urging to investigate
what could be the
end of civilization as
we know it we
can't let the blondes
win we beat them in 1945
yeah gotta beat them again
so you're saying they should still be
in jail
is that what's going on no we're
saying that they should still be in the
underground labs
robot clones honestly that
what kind of us is kind of about that isn't it
the movie yeah kind of
yeah a little bit well
we learned a lot today awesome I loved it
wow the sisters
Erickson it's just nice to have family
and I think that's really what this was all
about if you can
commit a series of crimes
outside of your family it's nice to bring
it home because again we're on quarantine
and this is a perfect time to
plot a very
articulated
and almost
undescribable level of
conspiracy that you are involved of is in a family
this is right for it and I say this
Christmas is the time for your family
to plan their assault on the neighborhood
I don't know if that's necessarily
a good idea there it's the season for
this is the season for plotting if if
assault you mean do some Christmas
caroline from a nice distance you said
I couldn't do my Christmas caroline
because you're you're oh no
you have evil intention
do you ever do everything
that you and caroline could go so desperately mad
that you commit a series of crimes together or is
your love not strong enough Marcus
a series of crimes let me put
that back on you do you think you and Natalie
could commit a series of crimes they can't even go hiking
we gotta renew our vows
at some point no honestly you're the you
and caroline are the only two physically fit as
a duo enough to commit a series of crimes
Marcus yeah both of us together yeah that
that is true I mean we can run
we can hike we can hide and
we own a Subaru Outback
which means that we can escape
we can probably escape under
the radar just a tiny bit
no one's paying attention to a Subaru Outback nobody thinks
that the guy in the Subaru Outback is committing
any crimes you know why because the Subaru
Outback is a sensible car
for a sensible person but sometimes
the world drives sensible people
to do insensible things
absolutely
good grief all right everyone
thank you all so much for listening to this episode
a wonderful
little story that
we did it again and we are coming back
we're coming back what this year
because it's Christmas that means it
you know it sucks
but we got different we got some great shit coming
out of this place it's fine
but we're gonna be taking we might be
taking a quick visit you all wished
and also next
week we've got a big old mama
jama cult that we're going to be covering
very excited it's been in the it's been in the
old box for a long time and then
we're going to cover a person that we I've been
excited to cover
for years and
we're getting deep down into
the gluteal cleft
of that story very very soon
a lot of good shit coming down the pipe
yep it's a return to
a subject that we covered many many many many
years ago but another one of those that
we covered when we had no idea what we were doing
absolutely we're going to be covering it
in full given it the proper treatment
so I hope all of you are ready for another
series on 9 11
yay
how fun is that one
yay that episode the series that broke me
yay
they should not
okay well just wonderful
things here folks
we are all doing very good
I got a last podcast merch for all of your merch needs
this Christmas try to
put clothes on your family
I guess you can do it with us
and honestly absolutely
have a nice time with your family
and remember we're all I'm actually
because you know the vaccine and stuff like that is coming
out now that we want to talk about it too much but I'm
all I'm starting to just lean in let's enjoy
it what we can because we're going to get busy
again we're going to get very busy to happen
I promise you so let's
I don't know we've got we've made it this frickin far so let's
just lean in and we'll enjoy ourselves
for now and then
soft pants
and we hope everyone is doing as well as they can
out there in these unbelievably difficult times
especially if you have a business or if you're in the
service industry you know you know
we think about you all the time
just everybody suffering out there it's a brutal
brutal time we're going to do our best but nice
thing is the wealthy people are getting more
money that's always nice so that's very
nice yeah man hail yourselves
everyone hail Satan
again
sounds like you're already out west
if you become this person I don't know okay
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