Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 44: Creepypasta II - A Smattering of Creepy

Episode Date: February 16, 2015

Creepypasta returns! Today's Last Podcast brings you that and more, including a particularly disturbing site called Normal Porn for Normal People, the East Side Rapist, and the mysterious disappearances in America's national parks. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the lost hot task. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. My body is just making large chunks of brown green. Oh, good. Fucking soup. And it's shooting out of every hole of my body at this point in time.

Easy. My butt's making hot brown. My fucking face is making cold green. Yeah, God. It is really bad. Oh, my God. I took such a hot shit this morning. Really?

Yeah, it was terrible. Did it all get in the toilet or did you sprinkle some on top, like a nice ice cream dessert? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That was my dad moment. I was just about to strangle both of you. That's wonderful. Are we all recording you ready to know?

Yeah, we're good, man. Yeah, I just wish my body could expel the poison in me. All right, that's Marcus, I'm Ben with as always. Look at you. Jesus Christ. Oh, last legs, Henry Zabrowski. You feel like you're on him, huh? Yeah, if you got something.

to say to me that you were afraid to say before. Just do it now because I got about a month left. So, yeah, just put it in there. Anything you got to just, anything you got to get me to. I've always loved you, Henry. Don't do this. Not for you. Not for you.

Not from you. Not from you. Not from you. Other people. Fantastic. Marcus. Jesus. Yeah.

Okay. So Marcus, we're going to, on today's episode, we're going to do a little creepy pasta. It's going to be sprinkled throughout a whole series of different things. Marcus started off with a good story. All right. I'll start it off. This story is called Pindul.

Now, what's important again, like we did the last creepypasa episode. Oh, turn off the light. Oh. Now, hopefully, I imagine if you're a fan of this show, you're alone in your house right now. Oh, without a doubt. Or, you know, in an alley somewhere, or you're listening to your car as you're about to drive it up through the doors of a post office. Your cat's in the back seat telling you to do it. But again, like we do with all creepypasa episodes, it's fucking sit back.

Relax. Spark a fucking J to your dome. That's right. If you don't have a joint, get your bong out. Get your one hitter out. Hit your bong. Snort some turpentine. Yeah.

Snort turpentine. Pour a big, thick glass of whiskey. It's Papa Xanax. All right? Enjoy yourself. Yeah. I think that's exactly how Heath Ledger died. What?

Heath. Oh, I thought he died. I thought that was like a massage thing. Mm-mm. Okay. No. Start us off, Marcus. All right.

The story is called Pendulum. Ever since I was young, I remember hearing the sound at Grandma's old farmhouse. Mom would put me to sleep in the upstairs room and slip downstairs to sleep with my father, leaving me and my brother alone in the upstairs room. An hour or so after we've been put to bed, a scratching noise could be heard above our heads in the attic every night. It was slow, like a pendulum. Back and forth. It'd sweep across the ceiling, at times, skittering faster before fading back to a slow scratch.

At first we were scared, as Tildered are apt to do, but we learned to live with it and it comforted us in some strange way. It was kind of like white noise and it helped us sleep. Well, I'm a grown man now. Grandma passed away some years ago. As we were cleaning out her house, mom and I found ourselves in the attic. We were clearing out some old boxes and stuff when I came to the middle of the wooden floor. Although years of dust had covered them, there were still visible scratches in the wood.

I laughingly remarked to my mother about hearing a scratching noise when I used to sleep in the room below, and my mom's face drained of color. She gently took me by the shoulders and told me the story about how her grandfather, the father of my grandmother, had lost his job in the Great Depression and could barely afford to feed his family. He came home

one night and hung himself in the attic with a horse bridle. Apparently he regretted this decision because he struggled to gain his footing near the end by flailing his feet. His heavy boots had gouged the wood where he had hung himself. Ooh! And it happens again every single day. Somebody does this.

Somebody's grandpa gets sick of the horse life. Can't deal with these goddamn horses. He fucking strings himself up like a bunch of mistletoe. Everyone loves it. No kissing out of those sweet trees, though. That is bad luck. That's right. Okay, if you see a dead body and your first thing that your impulse is,

is it just to be like, all right, give me a kiss. Kissy, Kissy, Kissy, Kissy, Kissy. You're John Wayne Gasey. You are John Wayne Gacy. This is, when you're going to kill yourself, when you're going to hang yourself, make sure you made the right decision. Yeah. That's awful.

Really weigh your options. You've got to go with shotgun blast of the face. Yeah, so we're going to mix up, we're going to mix up some creepy posset with some real-life horror stuff. That's right. That's really going on. Another thing I want to say that this whole story even reminds me of what happened in Holden McNeely's apartment, the Lizard King from Roundtable. Of course. Where you live as well, Ben Kessel.

656 Metropolitan, Brooklyn, New York. Is that inappropriate? No, no, no, no, I'm more than happy. Well, there's a lot of apartments in that building. Yes. There we go. One B. No, no, no!

I'm just saying, I mean, it's fine. It doesn't matter. It could be any apartment. That's a lie. That was a lie. I don't know. I didn't react like it was true. But I think we may have talked about it here on the cast before about how there was a ghost in your apartment building because they said, you know, the old lady, the grandmother who had died.

There was an elderly lady that died in my roommate's a bedroom. And no, I didn't actually hear. about this haunting story. Yes, and basically they said that they, because the landlord's daughter said that she would see this entity like walked from the halls and she that just holding when he's black out drunk walking the halls looking for dates?

Yes. Her grandmother was a horse. Oh, interesting. And then also the same story about in the basement of your apartment these twins that live there for forever. And there's a thing about twins as well. We're talking about how

you know, ghosts are trapped to energy, right? Twins, especially after, like, these were two ladies that lived together for years and years and years and years. Are they double the flavor, double the energy? No. No, they were dour. Okay. Mean twins.

But there's something about that connection that creates a, it's a psychic connection. Right. Twins are, because you shared a pussyhole, you are, um, for nine months. They finished each other sentences. Yeah, they finish each other's... So like, do guys that do a lot of gangbanks finish each other sentences as well? No.

Okay. Unless they've been doing it for years and years and years and years. Okay. On the same woman. I did watch a pornography film where two guys put two penises into one vagina and I thought it was disgusting. I'm trying to tell a scary story here. I know it. I'm just saying what I saw.

I just say it's fine. No, that's what haunts me. Okay. That's fine. I, so the, but these, these twins, apparently, they lived in this, uh, they lived in his basement apartment. And they were always kind of seen around the neighborhood. And essentially they just stopped coming out. They just lived in there.

people would bring them food and stuff and they just stayed there and it had finally just been a number of years before anyone had seen these twins come out and there, I think there was like... They must have been very chubby at this point. No, I mean... You can do calisthenics in your own home.

You can do whatever you would do. Especially with a partner. Yes. Easier to work out. But you get the... But when you, basically, they had to do maintenance. It was like it was going on. There was like a leak going on into the basement basement.

and so they go into the apartment This is all from your landlord's daughter and they're both dead And they had been in there for years and years They dad They had been dead for like a good three years in there And they found the one twin Was in the chair with a blanket over

She had been making this blanket And she must have died of a heart attack In the chair Right And then the other one was in the bathroom Yeah the other one was in the bathroom In the bathtub Totally just

liquid flesh with a skeleton in this bathtub. Yeah. And they basically like determined that they must have died within seven minutes or like something's like seven to ten minutes of each other when they died and that they tried to rent out that apartment but people

saw the twins in the apartment and then they just close it down and no one rents that place anymore. I love it. I hate it. That's amazing. Do you, was it, was it a murder suicide situation? No. No, they just they just, it was, you have a second. It's when people, they talk about when you've been married for

50 years and you die and then the other one just dies like that. Right. But I know for a fact that if I married for 50 years, I'm fucking, I'm not dying. You're not going to die when your wife dies? No, I'm going to live it up. You're a bachelor. You got a bucket list. You got the widow excuse?

Oh, that's great. Hell yeah. That's a good one. Knocking pussy around when you're 75. I don't know if you want to go knocking it around. I think you're going to be running into it blindly and wobbling down the street. Help me, help me. How do I masturbate?

Yeah, you lost your center of big. So what's the next full, what's the real horror thing we were going to discuss next? I just want to know how you're going to pick up girls when you're 75 after your wife died. I would like, I'll, like, flash my green. You're going to flash your green. Yeah. Well, the next thing we were going to talk about is normal porn for normal people. Yes.

Why don't you take this stage, Marcus? This is your favorite thing. I love this so much. This is a website called normal porn for normal people. It's none of those things. Yes. And normal porn for normal people, their tagline. It's real.

You can look up this website. The tagline is a website dedicated to the eradication of abnormal sexuality. And the guy who started this thing named Richard Van Buren, Dr. Richard Van Buren. There's a quote that says, Your God can't help you within my walls, but rest assured, you shall be on your knees. Interesting. Scary. Hello. It's a real website.

It's a real website. Yeah. And there's three videos on there right now. They're called clean.AVI, shack.AVI, and Impression.A.V.I. Clean is just you hear this weird noise in the background like a kid. Yeah. And then it's, the camera's coming down the stairs, opens the door to a bathroom. And there's a guy in a tie sitting on the toilet with a blindfold on. And then he just gets up and licks a sink for about six minutes. I almost wish we didn't have to describe it. I wish we could just show people the video. I know. It's a cleaning service that would get behind you. Yeah. And the other one is Shaq.AVI.I. is a woman. It's a fucking horrible little room that's in fucking complete shambles.

Very similar to my apartment. Very similar. Yes. Yes. And they pan over and they're playing old radio footage from World War II. And it's suddenly... I'm nice on the beaches. Yeah. I'm nice on the river banks. Yeah, it's very, it's very creepy. It is creepy. And then it shows a woman who's sitting in a chair. She's got on a white mask. mask, like kind of a mime type mask. And she has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a plate on her lap. Creepiece of all the sandwiches. She's like wearing a whole... Put a banana on there.

I'll get to that in a bit. I'll get to why peanut butter and jelly is the creepiest of all sandwiches. And she just kind of tries eating the sandwich through this mask as a tiny mouthhole. Can't do it. Why can't she do it? Because she didn't try hard enough. Yeah. And she sheds this sandwich.

And that goes on for about six minutes. And then at the end, there's just a guy standing there with the same white mask, and he's got no shirt on. He's very burly, very... Very buffy. A beefy man, very hairy. He has probably about the same amount of body hair that Henry here does. Yeah. Which is to say, too much.

You know, you mean a right amount. It's like I'm covered in chocolate shavings. Something like that. But again, but this is not the first iteration of this site. No, and that's where the... This is true, and this is a true story of what this is... of what this website is. And again, I would recommend, like, we kind of,

we're describing these things, but do yourself a favor and wait until everyone in your place is asleep and watch it. It's like, we just watched it and goofed at it for like four minutes. I wasn't goofing at it. Shut. But it's like, but we watched it. But we're like in this daylight and we're fucking chuckling around.

We're funny guys. So Sunday afternoon. Yeah. But I say you do it at four in the morning after a couple of schlitzes. Schlitz is, you know? And a couple of yellow jackets. Yeah. You know?

Good. Enjoy yourself. Get yourself creeped out. All right. It is very, very creepy. Yeah, what the tale of the website is, the original website, is there's this guy, the guy that, you know, tells the story. This is kind of also creepy pasta, but not quite.

It is, it's one of those like three-fold. I like to take it as, I wouldn't even label it as creepy pasta because then it's, it's not creepy. You just think about it. This shit does exist on the internet. Absolutely. Absolutely. Like, this may be a fabricated version of it. I mean, I'll put the YouTube links to the, I don't know if ever seen the Chechnine

woman, those, like, she's got like 59,000 videos. I forgot her name. It's like R-E-T-L-E-H. 59,000? Yes, and it's these videos of her, and it's real that are like 30 seconds a piece of her just going like, speaking in like nonsense. I believe her. All right, so this guy.

Great tits, though. Oh, yeah? This guy got a random. email and the email is all lowercase and it's just said hi there found this site is very nice thought you might like normal porn for normal people.com pass it on for the good

of mankind I feel like you could have made it like creepier by not calling it normal porn for normal people you could have called it anything you could have called it like you know you know turbo link my sink lick my sink clean my sink clean monkey man oh hello and so the

guy goes to the website, goes to normal porn for normal people.com, and he fucks around on it for a while. Mostly it's just like these long rambling rants, but he starts clicking on links here and there, and he's about to say, fuck this, I'm dumb with it. And he clicks on, he finds an index of all of these videos. And it's just like a white, it's, you know what index screens look like. And it's just all these videos. And he clicks on one called Peanut Avii. It was a 30-minute video of a man, a woman, and a dog in a kitchen.

The woman would make a peanut butter sandwich. and the man would set it down for the dog to eat. This was all that happened for 30 minutes. It was obvious that the cameraman had to stop filming and wait until the dog was ready to eat again, and the dog seemed rather sick by the end of the video. A lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Henry was the dog?

My question is, I just think they didn't have a very large budget. I guess not. You know, and you can't be. They're like, no, I just like, well, the director said there's a, it's got to be a ham sandwich. A ham because the ham is like sheets of pussy meat. He's like, no, no, no, no, no. You're getting the fucking peanut butter.

Ham of his sheets of pussy meat. Yeah. That's what he's trying to say. He's like, that's my vision. I'm just saying that if I were to have a pussy meat sandwich, lettuce, on these tomatoes and mustard. Ham coming up. Thank you. So this guy, he's like, all right, I'm intrigued.

I'm going to start seeing, watch the rest of these videos. Here's some descriptions of some of the videos he saw. Can we just, I just really quick with this story. Why is this one creepy? I can't put my finger on. The woman makes a sandwich. hands it to the man, he puts it on the floor, a dog eats it. It is creepy, but why?

It's because you put the name of it, you call it porn. You call it porn, so the idea is that what you're trying to do here is that you're arousal. You're watching this imagining that people are watching this masturbating. Right, right, that's a good point, yeah. Which is true because somebody is, right? Somebody is. Yeah.

All right. So here's one called jimbo. The sexualization of it is really the creepiest part. It's a five-minute video of an obese mime performing his act. It was actually pretty funny, particularly one part where he pretends to pull up a chair, then pretends that it breaks due to his weight. In the last 30 seconds of the video, the camera cuts to static briefly and cuts back to the man sobbing quietly, still wearing the mime outfit and makeup.

That sounds like my life. Yeah, exactly. That's not even close to creepy. That's just an accurate. That's just what comedians do every night. You make people laugh with your personal foibles and you sit and cry. I don't think they laughed and, oh, I'm so fast. And that's the only thing they like about me.

It's the perfect portrayal of an American actor. Here's diana.aVI.a.a. A four-minute video in which the cameraman talks to a woman in a room different from the interview room. The interview room was somewhere that, you know, they would just show videos of people talking. Because a lot of them were just kind of bullshitty. Like there wasn't a whole lot going on. But this is a different one. This room looks like one you'd find in a normal person's house.

Exactly where they are is never specified as Diana only talks about her violin playing. She obviously plays her violin, but she keeps getting distracted by something. I didn't notice this until someone on the image board thread pointed it out, but if you look at the mirror in the background, you can see a fat man and a chicken mask masturbating. Which is always, it's always the fly in the ointment. Isn't it? You know what I mean? I hate what I'm trying to do something important or trying to talk somebody. And you got fucking chicken man over there.

Check it off his sweet fucking cock. This is one of my favorites right here. This is called stumps.AVI. Good one. It's a five-minute long video where a man with no legs is attempting to break dance on a dance dance revolution mat.

Fuck yes! It gets so much better. It gets so much better in what looks like the kitchen from peanut AVI but much dirtier. There's a radio playing music unseen in the background

but it stops at the four-minute mark when the man collapses on the mat in exhaustion. You want it. Baby you got it. He brings it. He breathes heavily and pleads with someone off screen to let him rest. This off-screen person becomes terrifyingly enraged and yells at him to keep dancing, which he does.

Keep dancing, fat boy, keep dancing. That's what happens when you sign that contract. That's the thing. You can hear this person off-screen person begin to scream as the video ends abruptly. Now, the last video, this is the one... Another perfect, accurate depiction of an actor in New York. Dance! Dance, monkey man!

These old people went to Ripley Greer. They all went to Ripley Greer Studios and auditioned for the fans. The other fat people that just weren't able to get there. Yeah. There was something about them. You think about the rejects for this project. It's devastating. And now this last one, this is the most famous one.

And I have tried for days to find this video. But it's nowhere to be found. If you can't find it, no one can. Have you asked on X? On X? On X? No, I haven't. You should ask see if we can get the AVI's. That really is the most 4chan thing.

ever said. Did you go on ask X and ask them? Fucking ask somebody. Sauce please. So, the last one and the most famous one, like I was saying, it's called useless.aVI.i. Okay. And this is the one that I want to see so bad. I can guess what this is about. I can, I can fucking, I can taste it. Your life. I want to see it so bad. It's just a comedian. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's useless. It's a comedian applying for a job. Right, right, right. All right. So in this 18 minute video. Do you have Arby's experience?

A blonde woman from one of the previous interview videos is tied down to a mattress in the interview room. She attempts to scream, but her mouth is taped over. After seven minutes, a man in a black suit in masks a mask opens the door but does not enter. He holds the door open for the animal that was running in the hall in the previous video. There was another video that I didn't cover

in which you just see an animal rum path. There's an animal we're talking here. And you'll find out. And there's an animal rum past. You can't really see what it is. It's just like not. Find pugs. That would be adorable.

It's a pug parade. I love the pugs. Shut up, parade, pug parade. Gonna go down to the pug parade. That's where you find all the pugs. It's revealed to be an adult chimpanzee. Oh, adorable. Its hair is shaved, and its entire body is painted red.

Interesting. It seems to be starved and abused with several wounds along its shoulders and back. When the chimp enters the room, the mass man closes the door behind it. The chimpanzee sniffs the. the air for a moment. It may have been blind and notices the woman tied to the mattress. It goes into a frenzy and begins to

mall her. This assault goes on for a grueling seven minutes until the woman finally dies. The chimp eats flesh from her corpse for four minutes and the video ends. So all of the rest of them... So all the rest of them are incredibly weak

compared to that. And then that one is just that one is just the monkey beats a woman a done. An abused monkey, totally shaven, painted red, eats a woman. I'm going to say it's going to be hard to find that one. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? Yeah, real hard. You might get arrested. It seems like an overall snuff film.

I'm going to say that that video doesn't exist. I'm going to say it too. I do believe it exists, though. Yeah, I'm going to say... I mean, there's a form of it. Well, you know, you could go onto the Tor web, T-O-R, the deep web. The deep web. Yeah. I mean, if you had to get... It was supposedly on some gorse.

sites for a little while, but taken down. Yeah. God. Yeah. It's utterly disturbing. This is a chimpanzee, right? Yeah. See, if you're going to get eaten by an animal, at least a chimpanzee, they know how to kill quick. Well, it took seven minutes. Yeah, yeah. It's relatively, imagine it was a small... Seven minutes are just fucking pounded on somebody's head. Yeah, you'll kill them.

So you would rather have a bear enter the room when you're tied up. No, I'd rather just be the guy behind the camera. Well, yeah, if you had a choice... Right, it's about movie making. That's true. It's about magic. That is true. It's about movie magic. Again, it's just to reiterate, like, what humans are capable of is so sinister and horrifying.

That's right. And it is all on the internet. Yeah. It is all on the internet. You can see all of it. The things that I have seen on B, oh God. Yes. You look traumatized for you listening.

I mean, I spend at least a couple hours a day on B because for one of the shows that we do here at the Creek, I have to find. I have to find weird pictures to show on the... I mean, you don't have to, but it's turned into a thing that you have to do. This is for midnight run. For midnight run, yeah. Which Henry and I just did last Saturday, and Marcus had a wonderful portfolio of dancing butts. Yeah. So I want to thank you for those two.

Yeah, I found those on... If you spend a lot of time on B, they show up at least four times in every thread. Yeah. What's the first three words that come to your head as soon as you get on B usually? As soon as the first three words, gore, lolly, and faggot. Oh, okay. Interesting. Interesting.

Yeah. You would put those on the 4chan flag. Yeah. Like, if you made a 4chan flag. Actually, there's... Don't tread on me for 4chan. There's one other word that comes to mind, which I will not say. Okay.

Ah, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I don't know what that one is. Yeah. It's the only... Nancy. It's the only word... We're going to take it easy.

It's the only word that I can't say. If that tells you something. Okay, you were saying. But yeah So these I have to spend a lot of time Looking for these pictures Going through a lot of shit

And man The things It's really It can get really Really intense Can you ever forget those things No The one thing

The way I look at it Is that I've seen so much of it That it all Blurts together That's how I look at the horrors of the world Is that I see so much And read about And watch so much shit

That's so awful That it doesn't Like nothing registers anymore. Well, it's all just kind of a bunch of shadow images. I mean, you're making yourself a sociopath. No. Not at all. I like to think about philosophy. I'm serious.

I know. I know. I know. That's what I think about everyone thinks I'm a psychopath, but I'm really trying to further myself intellectually. But you just, I just like extreme thought. I like extreme things. Yeah, I agree. But these people are, there's just again, I will always argue this.

So it's like, I don't think it makes you a sociopath. I agree. Because we're not making it. Yeah. We're not making it. You're absorbing it. And I think you do have to know the beast that you're trying to fight, which is a human being and social existence in this situation. And you have to know what you're up against when you step out the fucking front door every morning. Yeah, because guess what? One in five dudes are making these movies. One in five. Oh, man. And they all got to making these movies after they smoked weed. One in five people. One in five people have been involved in a movie in which a woman has been beaten to death by a champant. Everyone loves them. I say you haven't lived until you've seen a picture of a man who's had his head cut off

and his penis and balls cut off, and the penis is shoved into his neck hole, sticking straight up, and the balls are in his mouth. I didn't see that one, but I saw a guy. I can't disagree with it, though, like, yeah, you kind of haven't. Yeah, but I was looking at this great, um,

what did I do today? Oh, this alien abduction thing. I'm not going to get to the alien. We'll get into it. Should I read one of these creepy posits? Let's do some creepy boston. All right. This one's called the Shady Grove.

And, all right, so let me just start it out there with the little words here. Just start it out. I'm going to try to read. I don't do well at it. I know. All right. But I'm with you. I believe in you.

Just do it with some gravitas. All right. On the outskirts of a town called Pottsboro, there's a place called the Shady Grove. The only people that remember anything notable about it are all in their 70s or 80s and almost all of them refused to speak about it. There are a few, however, that will break their vow of silence and tell of the horrendous events. that happened there. They spoke to me about how they had seen what hell truly looked like and how soon they would pay for what they've done. During the 1960s, a cult had formed in town. They had taken to sacrificing people to summon their master who their leader had claimed

would banish the filth from the earth and began a time of true peace. The only catch was they had to sacrifice only female children, but only if they were deemed impure after a night with the leader. I would assume they would be after the night. After he had collected about ten little girls, he told them the day of judgment was upon them and to prepare for the circle about five miles around town, outside of town. That night at 3 a.m., they began to ritual

by covering the girls in the blood of pigs and cutting the children's arms and legs about one to two inches apart from each previous cut. The next part was to cover the bodies in oil and light it. There we go. After this step, their bodies burst into blue flames, and from the flame came a woman with eyes as black as coal and skin as white as snow. The woman walks straight at the leader while saying something in an unintelligible language, and he instantly burst into flames. After that, the group I was interviewing told me they blacked it all out, only to find themselves in their beds with a ticket in their hands that had the word hell stamped on it. The group told me that if anyone attempted to enter the circle, where the ritual took place, that would wake up instantly. They would wake up instantly.

That's a typo. They would wake up instantly, have an intense vision of themselves burning alive, and then pass out and wake up in their beds holding the ticket to hell. Now, this is a fake, that's obviously a fake story, but it's actually very similar to the Polar Express.

Yes. And I'm reading it, Tom makes the star of this feature. No, it's similar to the story of the documentary of Paradise Lost. Yeah. The, what's there the, the, something three? The, uh, the, uh, fucking Memphis three.

The Memphis three. These guys, um, oh, poor Memphis three. Yeah. Jesus. You know, the goth kids that were fucking, it's really sad. They put them in prison. But, you know, they, but someone did do the, you know, this heinous, heinous murder of a nine-year-old boy.

It was the guy next door to them that was a known pedophile. But we won't get into this. All I'm saying is that's what happens when you hang out with retards. It's true. They flipped on you. They were idiots. And everyone, because everyone wanted to make up the story.

One of them was actually retarded. Yeah. No, and one of them was retorted. They flipped him because he had no grasp on reality. Of what he was doing. So you just plug in the words and then he regurgitates them. And you fucking get yourself a conviction.

Absolutely. But as I've been reading more and more about ritual and stuff like that, it's like, as a true Satanist, you'd like, you know, you would never do something like this. But there are people that pervert that message and this idea that this is the way,

the way you do something. So what Pat Robertson is to Christianity. Yes. What these people are to Satanism. This shit happens all over the country. Like little, like, there was the whole, you know, there was a whole surge in the 80s and 90s. I mean, like, a lot of it got kind of mixed up in like pop psychology of like, you know, what's it? Repressed memory.

Sure. But it's like, but it's true. Like, little kids are, you know, sex rings exist all over the, all over the world. By the way. I'm reading a book right now called The Franklin Cover Up. uh that's all about this it centers on like these uh supposed uh ritual satanic ritual abuse cases and this shit goes all the way up to the top like we're talking warham buffett is involved oh yeah we're talking we're talking i don't believe it he seems so nice george hw bush is involved and i'm as i'm

getting more and more into it like i'm kind of starting to see this really weird shit like these ritual abuse circles where they have it like they bring these kids and it's all foster care kids and adopted kids and it's but it's like and i think that people use the real information to sort of twist it to sort of conspiratorial thing. Like you want to say it's a part of, you know, like George W. Bush is there a part of this satanic ritual. Well, this is written, this isn't written really by a crackpot. This is written by a senator who was like, not a crackpot.

It was Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, though, so a bit of a crackpot. I mean, a bit of a crackpot. But still, I mean, he was a Nebraska guy. We'll talk about, we'll have a, we'll do this in a future episode. I just started, but it's fantastic. But the next thing that we're going to talk about, Henry, you have this. this subject. Yes. And something that I learned in this book works into that. Did you know that the number, every kind of crime is reported to the FBI, except one, missing children cases? Yes. Missing person cases. It's very interesting. Are we doing that? Are we doing the East Area? No, you know what? Well, I feel like we're on the level now of children. I did watch Child of Rage last night. Yes, Children of Rage is great documentary about this killer gal who turned out to be relatively successful. But yet, you know, Henry, came in the office today. It was a wonderful situation.

All right. So basically we were like looking at, I was looking for some sort of like true horror stories and, you know, various of the way it always goes. It's like, you know, I'll start researching a topic and then all of a sudden it branches out into like four other things. And this is the story of a man named David Politis wrote this book called Missing 411, where he wrote three books because of how much material he ended up finding in his research, right? which is the massive, unreported amounts of missing person cases

and unsolved missing person cases. Usually children. Usually children that come out of our national park system. Right? Now, of course, you got a lot of resistance. The national parks also missing one chimpanzee. But I think he went to do the movies. Absolutely. Yeah, we heard he's a star in Hollywood. He's a star in the movies.

He's a regular Renee Zellweger. Oh, isn't that nice? I love her. The story of the chimp is like the exact same story as the small town girl who goes to Hollywood. The girl that was in the rural porn. The girl who's the same thing as the chimpanzee. He eventually ends up in a room shaved, painted red, and starving. Yeah. Tommy Wazzo is there. Right, exactly.

A monkey do badder. Monkey do badder. But he got a lot of resistance from the national party. services where it's like he basically was kind of like recently stumbled upon that this guy said himself he's like you should look into like the amount of like these missing person stories that go on in our national park system and he's just like okay so the first thing he just calls a national park system and he's just basically just saying hey do you guys have like you guys have like a list of like the people that go missing over each year and I just kind of want to like

take a look at it and kind of see like what the circumstances are and blah blah blah and they're like no we don't have those less he's like you don't have the list you would think you would keep a list. Yeah. It's an important piece of information. Incredibly detailed, weird disappearances that happen. You know, it's like in a couple examples are like, because like park rangers, like they just do this thing.

What you do is, is that if something happens out in the forest, you have to call in these FBI teams. They come in and they look at all the evidence and then they issue a report and then something happens. So story after story after story. And he said the main thing that was really weird is that this is like one example. example is a perfect example of like literally hundreds of cases that are like this, where it'll be, it'll, like, one case will start where it's like. And these are virtual carbon copies of each case.

Yes. Yeah. And this is, it happens thousands of times every year. Like a four-year-old, like a baby. Yeah. Is like a camping trip, like a family camping trip. Why you take babies on camping trips? Really weird to do in the first place.

It's like taking up to a movie. If you didn't take them to a movie, then we would have one less victim in the Aurora shooting. Am I right? Mm-hmm. Don't bring him to Batman. Take it easy. Take it easy. M.K. Ultra.

But he... So, this, like, you have these kids, right? Four years old. Immobile. Yeah. I mean, they're just like, you know, they're just getting, getting to be mobile. Right.

You know, disappear in the night. You know, or it'll be like... They wander up. Literally like, he's... There was, like, one story of it. I was fishing with his son and like literally went to go do the thing turn around and he's gone. That classic story of like I would just turn around for a fucking second and he's gone, you know, but normally it happens in a city street and some molester has taken the child to his van

and he's fucking punishing them for all of the sins of humankind. That's right. And so we. God, I did not want to look in your eyes when you said that sentence. That was really horrifying. That was scary, yeah. So you have these, these kids go missing. And like one thing is like they'll get the dogs out.

Like once the missing person thing comes out. The dogs will come out and, like, one thing that happens all the time is that these dogs will have a really hard time finding the scent, and then we'll just sit down. Which seems bizarre, because there must be the scent of the baby all over the family. The family's like, this is its clothes. Yes, you have the scent. Baby's fucking smell. The dog has all the evidence in the world. Absolutely.

So they're like, but then stuff will happen like, you'll see this. But the dog is like a Colombo or like a monk. Yeah. Wop no, wop-nop. That's just me doing Rain Man. I think that was good. Gotta get what you want to wapna. About a hundred missing person cases.

About a hundred. About a hundred. It's a weird dog, but he's our dog. But the, you'll find, like, they'll get a trail, and then it will lead through this fucking insane uphill brush. Like, it'll go through this stuff where it's like, you know, it's ludicrous that these kids would even be missing. It's just like, like, why, this, how could this kid even fucking physically do this?

You would expect to see the kid very close by even if it was a coyote that ate the kid The coyote would be that far away Because the big thing is that the reason why they don't find these people is that the The National Wildlife people and the forest park system They create these they create these criteria for like how you're searching These are experts at like and this what they do is like search and rescue people Right And they they depending on the type of person build

Hiking experience and all the stuff they build these these like circles of areas of that you would you would search for someone. And the reason why these cases go on reported is because you would never even think to look for them in these areas. It's that physically implausible. It is utterly impossible, right? Unless they're taken, right? And then you look and a path will lead to some fucking river or it'll lead to like some

impasse. And then it was like one time and then like one of the famous cases that they were like, they then damn the, so then like if it leads to a river, river, they're like, well, he drowned. And then, or then they'll be like, well, then you'll have some enterprising Park Ranger who's like, let's damn the river and look for a body. Right.

Damn the river. And it's like one case, they damned a river. Look for a body. Couldn't find anything. And then finally, and then one park ranger's like, I'm just going to fucking just look over there on the other side of the river. He was just throwing to smoke some weed. Like, God knows.

Get out of here. But he literally literally was like, I'm just going to look. And then they find this body, right? They find the body on the other side of the river. And we're talking about a three-year-old boy here? Like four-year-old boy. And how big is this river? What are we talking?

It's not a straining. Like an impassable river in the middle of winter. Even if you were on a horse, you would not try. Even a horse would not be able to travel down. And there's kids lying here. Wow, this is serious. The thing that is similar in all of the cases is that their pants are down, and their shoes are gone.

And that... Were the pants on? Just down? Down. Or another case was pants folded, like next to them. Another case was pants inside out as if the bodies were to... And that, like, one was... They didn't even find a body.

They didn't find up, like, one... You know, they just found a pair of pants with socks, balled up, shoved inside the pants. Sox were filled with tiny bones from, like, feet bones. And one... Like, one case was like... And they found one broken... tibia inside the pant leg, right?

And then... Tibia's arm bone, correct? I don't know. Or a leg bone. What's it connected? If you tell me what it's connected to, I'll be able to tell you what it is. Yeah, the tibia and the fibia, those are the two arm bones that you have in your forearm. Yes. And then, you know, no backpack, no

clothes, no anything. And then what they do is like, well, he was eaten by a bear. And then what you do then is that you look for all the bear shit that you can find in a circle radio. Yeah, look for like a sponge bottle. Yes, you look to see if it has a t-shirt or, like, or human remains in the stool samples.

Right. And there's nothing there. And they're just like, what the fuck? Like, so it's like, and this happens thousands and thousands and thousands of times every year. These kids, kids and adults. And it's miles and miles away from where they were camping. It's just very, it's like, God knows what the story is. You know what I mean?

In terms of like what. But now, you're, you were saying earlier, though, also there are certain places, is in national parks where there's just a fence. And then the U.S. government is like, this is not for you to come in. It is for research. This is where it gets into crackpot area, but it's very fucking interesting.

Where national park systems, and this is where this guy kind of brought it up to, and it led to this other thing called Project Open Mind, which is just like kind of insane. This is how you fuck a 15-year-old girl, once again. The idea is that this, a lot of this national park land mass,

and a little national park stuff, is that they'll use, they'll have testing facilities. Yeah. Like you'll have a big barren part of it that it's like literally, yeah, you'll walk through the forest to a piece of time. And it's not on the map. Like you just go through a piece of time and then you'll come to a chain link fence and it'll be like restricted area.

Like we will use lethal force if you come through this area, blah, blah, blah. And it'll just be like, and so there's a large group on the internet that is now believing that these people are abducted for the use in testing. for various mind control experiments and all this stuff and that these are people that are led to the testing facilities using fucking like sonar or like radio frequencies and like using all this stuff and it's like

I mean... They train the bear to go get the kids I don't know what's true or not it's just oh good bear you're gonna you're never gonna put you in the movies bear you just see a bear you just see a bear chimpanzee came from it was just a failure of bears are there like driving a car around like it's like Well, we taught the bear how to use the card.

You're easier ways to go about this. But that is interesting stuff. It's just, again, it's just, it's God knows what it, you know, who knows, who knows what is real or what is wrong, but it's just, there are just so many ways to die. Isn't that something? And that is true. Let's do one more creepyposter. Yeah, and I want to show the, I want to do the, I want to do the, yeah, yeah, we'll do that after this. This is a weird one.

This is for my diary. I'm lying in what appears to be a hospital bed with my legs and chest strapped down. It's been about four hours or so since I woke up and I don't remember how I got here or anything that happened since a week ago when I fell asleep holding my girlfriend. I know it's been a week because my phone and watch both say the same date. I managed to reach my phone and hold it up enough to type this, but I'm not sure anyone will get this message. Yeah, I wrote this on my phone. There's white walls on every side of me. I can make a light out on the roof, but it's off.

The only light aside for my phone is coming from the screen suspended above me. It's horrible, but my eyes won't close or look away for longer than a few minutes, just enough to slowly type this. The screen shows another white room, but this one's upright. The middle of the screen, I can see it. I'm not sure what it is, but it's not human. Its shape is humanoid. But it's definitely not human.

Its skin is gray, pale beyond belief. And its hair is pitch black, hanging down messily and covering half its face. I've been lying here in silence since I awoke. My throat is dry, but I know I'm capable of sound. Whoever my mouth won't open and my voice won't sound. My fingers don't make a sound on the touchscreen. All I've heard is my own breathing getting shallower and shallower.

I might not have long left. I open my mouth to take a deep breath in the screen above. of me moved. It hadn't moved until I opened my mouth, but now it's standing there with its mouth held open. A bit of darkness that shadows themselves seem to ooze from. Just like mine, its mouth stopped. I can hear it. Not from them scream, but from anywhere. Everywhere, it's whispering to me. Not in its own voice, but everyone I've ever heard, every voice I've ever known. I can't make out any words that make coherent sentences, but it knows my name. I shook my head and clenched my teeth to try and block it out. And as I stared up at the screen, it mimicked.

me, looking right into the camera. Its mouth was open with horrible, pointed teeth grinning at me. I could see its eyes. If I can even call them eyes, they shine like light, but it isn't light, it's darkness, an area of void of light, looking straight into the camera at me.

A tear rolls down my cheeks sideways, and another one rolls down its face. It's not a tear of water, but something black. Why can't I close my eyes? I couldn't take it anymore. I started screaming, convulsing under my restraints, What happened stopped me dead after a moment.

It didn't shake. It took a step closer to the camera. It wasn't screaming either. It's laughing through the gap in its jagged, pure white teeth. The voices all laugh as one and tears poured down both its face and mine. At the top of my lungs, I scream as I shake, desperate to get free, to escape this hellish torment. As my eyes focus on the screen, I see that it's gone. A fear of relief slides down my cheek.

Next to my ear I hear a sizzling noise and black smoke drivet driven. up. I'll lift up my gaze, finally free of the hypnotic screen, and the tears start silently again. It's standing over me. Tears of darkness drop down my face while the darkness of its eyes and mouth spreads. Every 13-year-old girl's, you know? True fantasy. Yeah. Is that Robert Pattinson? Is that Robert Pattinson? Is that Robert Pattinson? Yeah. That's intense stuff. I feel like I go out to sleep like that every night. That's very night. It's very night. It's kind of comforting to know somebody's there. Right. And they're sad, too, like you, and they understand you.

They're crying. He's crying. He's crying. He's holding you. He's just got a job to do. That's not bad. He's got to be the creepmeister of the Shadow Realm. Yeah, comfort you ever so nicely.

So let's just go into this last bit, right? Yeah. This last bit is something that is entirely real and entirely terrifying. There was a period in time. You know, Richard Ramirez, the night stalker of fame. Los Angeles. Los Angeles. California.

California. Oh, interesting. That's a California accent, actually. Oh, is it? Las Angeles, California. Oh, okay. Al-A-Qaeda. Well, I'm excited.

It sounds oddly like your Irish accent. Sure. Like when you say, A Paris. A party. I'm 30. 35. Throw me one of those sweet Jamaican.

35. Here's all that. Los Angeles. California. But Richard Ramirez. Yeah. Wonderful fella. The Nightstocker.

Who, you know, as you know, his modus operandi is that he would break into people's homes and stay there while they were gone. He liked couples and he would wait for couples to come home and then go to sleep while he would stay there in your house. A bit of a squatter. Right. And wait until you're deeply, deeply asleep and then put a gun to your boyfriend's head and then rape you. I'm talking to the women here. Yeah, if you are a woman, that's right. And then kill both of you.

Yeah. The most really, I think, most. More terrifying. You know, Edgian, he picks people up from the outside. I mean, he's not Edgian. John Wayne Gasey. Yeah. He'll pick you up when you're walking down to the street, you're running away.

You don't know that you're... You know, when you're done when you're going into John Wendkees's basement. You know what you're done? You know what you're done. You don't mean like you're in the thing. Vermeer is the only one that I can think of that went to your home. Yeah. Hung out in your...

BTK. No. Oh, yeah, that's true. BTK did. But he did not like hide out in there. No. No, you're right. He's possibly the most intense.

I hate BTK. Yes. No, I'm talking about Richard Ramirez. Richard Ramirez, which is the ultimate nightmare because you just don't know he broke in. You don't know he broke in? I wonder when I hear cases like this, how long does it take him to come? Ramirez? Because obviously it's a sex thing with him.

Like, would you, do you think what? I bet you he's so worked up by the time that he fucking does the D that he probably comes in seconds. I imagine he comes instantly and then shoots him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, probably. It's just bizarre. No, but he's not that worked up. I think that he gets into it.

It's like two pumps. He squirts, and he's like, No! We can't have fuck better! I wish he could fuck better! So you think like an extender or a Viagra, something that would make him, you know, have a little more lasting quality.

Because we all feel that shame after we come. Like, you know, you come and immediately, you feel bad about yourself. Not me. I always keep a bowl of confetti next to the bed. Yeah, I'm always just happy I can still do it. hilarious. Hazzah!

It's terrifying. fine, though. You get home from work, you figure it's five o'clock at night, it's Monday. You're going to have the guys over watch Monday football. And you literally, and it's the same thing. And it's like, yeah. You live your life, you go to sleep at midnight, and then he comes out of the closet. Yeah, because he's been there the entire time. That is so

fucking scary. And it happens a lot. So, um, ha ha ha ha ha ha. So there was a period of time. Are you making a pizza or are you a serial killer? I'm just saying. Okay. Um, so there was a series of crimes that happened when the night soccer came out and this happened. There was a series of crimes in the East.

Sacramento area that were basically blamed on him. They were like, well, it was the same modus operandi. He was doing this thing. And then it wasn't a couple of years later. Two modus operandi so far in this episode. I just made a three. Yes. But they found out of the DNA didn't actually link up.

Oh, it didn't. Oh, I thought that it did. Yeah. This is a totally different guy. This is a different guy who committed a larger number of crimes and Nightstalker dead. He was never caught. He is still.

might be in your home right now. What year was night side? That's 70s, right? No, it was I want to say 88. You imagine how old this guy would be now. He just has like a walker and he's like with an oxygen tank just like in their closet.

Man, I'm going to get this one. And they call this guy the original night starved. The original night starry. The East Area rapist. That's what they called him for a long time. But what he used to do, Richard Ramirez was more of an impulse killer, BTC would stake him out. What

they would notice is that couples of this would happen to is that they would come and their house would be fucked up. They would have had broken in several times. Was it all couples? Yes. Or do the man just happen to be there sometimes? They said that he started with single women and then moved to couples.

So it was a purposeful decision to go to a place to horrify the man and the woman. Well, yes, it was all about the torture. But what he started doing, the last number of his victims. It's risky. Two against one. Yeah. I mean, you've got a gun, but...

It's all thrill. It's all power. But he... Next thing, you know, he's breaking into Bukaki scenes. Yeah. Yeah. Get them all held captive. That's a great movie.

Captive. Captive. Captive. But now he... So what he started doing, though, towards the end is that he would call and leave threatening voicemails on their answering machines before the murder would actually happen. And what we have here is a copy of one of the... actual voicemails

that he used to live. So it's kind of like if you know like Morgan Freeman, you get him to leave a voicemail on your phone. Yeah, this is very exciting. Yeah. So, why don't you just roll that beautiful bean footage? What the fuck was with that music? Was that... He's just watching a television show. Oh, wow.

Did you know us that was like a rhythm to like, gonna kill you? Oh, that's good. Yeah, a rap. It's really scary. That's how you summon the devil. I mean, that's like, oh. But I mean, I mean, and yeah, yeah, and he has never been caught.

Yeah, so he's still out there. You might be in your house right now. Sacramento. All right. Look out your window. Look in your closet. Look in your bathroom. Every time.

You're not in. Is he there now? Look at it now. Is he there now? Is he in the other room? Maybe he's there in two hours. Set your alarm for every two hours every night. Wake up at 2 a.m.,

make a sweep at your house. Then you can go back to sleep for about a hour. But this reminds me of the same story. I think we said it before about the, you know, criminals case your house. And then there was one example of a young lady that we are various acquaintances with. Basically, she walked out of her house. She had ordered Chinese food. She walked out of her house to go pick out the Chinese food.

And then, like, walk slightly around the corner and, like, met him on the corner. Walk back into her house. And fucking dudes were trashed in her apartment and taking stuff out of it. And it's like, and it happened that fast. It just, boom. They're watching it. That's right. Boom. Be prepared.

be aware. Stay alive. Yeah. All right. Close us out with that thing for five minutes. Okay. I know we're going to close that. We're going to do a couple of deep cuts from Charles Manson's favorite album. Oh, we have a nice sing-along thing to do. Well, you didn't pull it up on my computer. That's fine. Just play it. We'll just add it afterwards. It's like a thing. Like, we'll just come along to it.

Yeah. All right. You guys enjoy yourself. This is some Chuckie Manson. This is real. This is him singing some songs. That's one of it. That's Henry Zabrowski. He is such a bad musician. He's so bad, but the thing is that if he had just given him a record deal. And little known fact, Guns and Roses covered one of Charlie Manson songs on the spaghetti incident. But as far as I'm concerned, if Kesha can get a record deal, then Charles Manson should have gotten me. It was a harder time back then.

It's true. There was a lot more quality music line. And he knew the beach boys. He had connections. Yeah, I think he scared the beach boys. That's what it sounded like. He was just like, all right? We're friends, man, right?

We're friends? Yeah, sure, true. We're friends, right? Stop yelling, Charlie. Get it a deal for me then. All right, guys, my goose delations. Megustilations. Make gostilations.

Check your closets. Yeah, check every room that you're not in. There's a time for living. The time keeps on flying. Think you're loving, baby. And all you're doing is crying. Can you feel? Are those feelings real?

Look at your game, girl. Look at your game girl. What a mad delusion. Living in that confusion. Frustration and doubt. Can you ever live without the game? A sad, sad game. Just to say your love's not enough

If you can't be true You can tell those lies, baby But you're on there fooling you Can you feel Are those feelings real Look at your game girl Oh If you can't feel

And the feelings ain't real Then you better stop trying Or you're gonna play crying Stop trying Or you're gonna play crying That's the game Sad, sad game Mad game

Sad game Sad game