Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 454: Unidentified Submerged Objects

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

This week we're slaking our thirst for alien phenomena by tackling Unidentified Submerged Objects. USOs have been spotted around the world for centuries — in lakes, gliding atop the ocean, or deep beneath the sea. But where do they come from? And why water? Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started It's time to get your soap out because we gonna get wet Get your soap out. Oh, yeah, you got to get off of it. It's time to get you get it Get your nice soap out because it's time for tub time for with UFO Dave You were foes I didn't sign up for tough time with UFO Dave I'm not I didn't know this is the sound of my belly up against the porcelain. Oh Oh my god, hey kiss. Oh, yeah, I'm glad you could join me some UFO talk. You think you could clean my feet

I just came over here to get some bread. It's so nice and just submerged in here I'm like a big old potato inside of a bucket of cream All right, welcome to the last podcast on the left. I am Ben in need of bread along with Henry I'm so disgusted Marcus parks is with us as well. Hello, man UFO Dave is one of my new favorite tales That's one of my new favorite story tellers rather Dave my full name is David, but I'm Dave to all the men I fuck Today this is gonna be such an exciting topic because oftentimes we talk about UFOs with and what's the f-stand for? flying but today We're going down to the water. I'm so glad you're here to explain. Thank you

We're talking about unidentified Submerged objects this is a topic that we have had sitting in the chamber for such a long time And it's actually come all the way back around to being real Sometimes my brain just goes in a screensaver just thinking about it I just sit and stare at my wall and just realize oh the entire topic is real now We are actually now talking about the news Somehow we got to the news So unidentified submerged objects are exactly what they sound like rather than being craft that fly through the air

These objects either travel through the water exclusively through the air and the water or a scene stationery in deep lakes or oceans And I realized that I just said the exact same thing that Ben said in the introduction except much smarter I made it to the point But you didn't say anything about how the inside of my belly button gets real dry You We really can't have you on the whole show of course we expect you to be here though USO's Smells like pizza. I'm sure it does unidentified submerged object unidentified submerged objects

That's also what they call the kissle family when we go vacationing in the Florida key. This is great We go into the water and we submerge ourselves. Let's continue Okay, no, it's interesting about USO's is that even though they're one of the least talked about objects and ufology They actually make up a large part of the more credible sightings because of your recent Reembarkment into the world of UFOs. I will allow you to say ufology I say ufology because I prefer to say ufology. It's one of my favorite words. You're allowed to have it You're supposed to ufology. Yes Mm-hmm. Well specifically I'm just put the hurricane punch the whole room

Ufology sounds like it's too selfish Because it's all about your you are a part of the investigation you you my friend you are half the phenomena, okay? Well specifically naval crew members seem to see USO's flying in and out of the water with fair regularity And if the soft disclosure we've been seeing lately with military footage of UFOs is to be believed then USO's are key to Understanding the current UFO zeitgeist. This is so current that it's in it's incredible How this is it's unfolding in front of our eyes right now Jeremy Corbel whether you like him or not But he talks a lot of he talks a lot over people that are more important than him And he has a big hat at all times when those hipsters wide-brimmed hats that I can't stand well

Those were those were used to block the human shit that people used to throw out of their windows That's why I always remember he helped release some footage last week Hmm of a UFO. This was in August of 2019 that was floating above the water and this is now been Claimed by the Pentagon as a leaked official video. You watch this bulb slide down through the sky Blip through the water Sunk soak soak soak soak like a pair of balls and a testicouzi and then blip up out of the water And you can bear you you see little splash go splash Same thing with the video that I'm showing during our new current live show. Yes the Agua Dolce UFO

There was a shot of I want to say about ten years ago And it's an orb that shut down the Agua Dolce Airport in Puerto Rico for four hours as it zipped back and forth And then you watch it blip into the water blip out of the water Right us Navymen are cinnamon right now. They're seeing up to a UFO or USO a week Wow Wow, that's a lot of USO sightings. Yeah, and we I literally just said the sentence. That's a lot of USO sightings. I did not mean to trigger And I'm also gonna say is that lately I've been reading a lot of debunking articles from people that are trying to say that these new videos that are coming out

They're trying to say that oh, it's just an out-of-focus airplane or oh, that's just a camera malfunction to those people I say fuck off. Yeah, I don't know why people are trying so fucking hard to make something so incredible So mundane it's why are you doing this? It's everyone's been in their living rooms for a year So they're like, oh, that's not my remote control. Oh, that's my girlfriend Dana. I don't believe in it These things are incredible they come with multiple witnesses Every time there's so many people who have actually seen these things with their own eyes even outside of just camera Footage, there is something going on. I don't know if it's aliens, but there is something happening right now We'll get into it in the show

However, the stories of USOs are often of the someone saw thing and it was weird variety Meaning that while USO stories are numerous We're well aware that you the listener aren't necessarily interested in a long list of USO sightings if you are though I would say pick up the delightfully obtuse and nerdy UFOs and water by Carl W. Fate He wrote this book in 2014 Accidentally tripping upon what is now the most current subject within UFOs, but he lists all of the historical USO sightings over the years and up until about 2014. He really does a good job It's hundreds and hundreds of cases. It's wild indeed

So while we will certainly be talking about legitimate USO sightings, we'll also be discussing a few of the more Implausible USO sightings throughout history because while a purely scientific point of view can certainly be compelling It isn't always entertaining. Yeah Now sightings of USOs are not a new phenomenon and have in fact been occurring for centuries It's believed that the first USO sighting or at least the first recorded USO sighting involved Christopher Columbus Who made a log entry of a quote-unquote wax candle moving up and down beneath the waves of the ocean And of course we can trust anything that Christopher Columbus ever said He's never made a mistake in his life

He only saw it. It was the reality. He only lied after the trip because that's what you do That's what his what he called his slavery receipts Afterwards he wanted to check it with his government Yeah, if you can't if you can't believe a sociopath on the sea then who can you fucking trust who can you trust? But this is also a time period when they didn't know what meteors were or meteorites So that's one of those or with Christopher Columbus that sighting is a little you know, that one's a little weird Wow, I know debunking Dave was gonna join us Debunking Dave is USO Dave's roommate. Oh

I have a feeling they sleep on a bunk bed as well But perhaps the most interesting of these old-time USO sightings is the utsura boonee Which allegedly was seen near Tokyo in 1803 and what has become a favorite story amongst the ancient aliens crowd because it came complete with drawings of the aquatic craft Yeah, this was dope. Yeah Now the legend of the utsura boonee, which means hollow boat appeared in three different texts written approximately 20 30 and 40 years after the 1803 encounter But while there are slight differences between the three stories the narrative essentially remains the same

By accounts a strange craft with a metallic bottom and a dome top featuring windows fitted with transparent glass Was seen drifting aimlessly along the Japanese coast looking suspiciously like a modern UFO interesting Curious fishermen towed the craft back to land and when they looked inside the windows They saw a beautiful lady between 18 and 20 years old with pale pink skin and red hair Wearing delicate clothing made from unknown fabrics. I'm from Ireland. This is silk When the craft opened the fishermen saw that the woman was less than five feet tall And when she spoke she uttered a language that had never been heard on Japanese shores

Oh my god, this is some kind of weird You're out of this world The oddest thing about the woman though was that she carried a wooden box wherever she went But refused to let any of the fishermen even touch it much less. Let them look inside. It's my collection of funko You're gonna want to hold on to those funko. That's gonna really go up in value. I'm in Japan Understand you're a strange Irish woman Later an old man from the fishing village Theorized that she could have been a princess from a foreign realm who had an affair with a lowly commoner and the commoner had been

Beheaded for defiling the beautiful royal and as further punishment the princess was exiled from her lands Encased in the utsuru bunny with the head of her dead lover as company. Yeah But they just really inferred all of that. They made all that up. That was a guy Ah, it was extrapolated from the last time the village had found a woman washed ashore when another beautiful Well, they have another problem going on What is happening all these women? What are we gonna do with all these women washing up on shore? You got to put up a dyke And that time another beautiful foreigner was found carrying her lover's head pinned to a small board. Oh

But no matter the origins of this mysterious pale redhead the townsfolk still popped her back inside the craft and Pushed it out to see Yeah, cuz they feared that their government would punish them for finding such a mysterious foreign object during a time of intense Isolationist Japanese foreign policy. Hey, I want to teach you how to make submarine sandwiches Oh, that would be fantastic the first Jersey mikes in Japan. That's how that would begin. I guess I'm going now Keep leave some of the Funkos, please especially the Darth Maul Why these fishermen? How did the fisherman manage to just snag an

Unidentified submerged objects. How do you just grab something of alien technology with a little fish hook? What did they do? It was just floating in the water and then it pulled it ashore Yeah, they probably honestly they probably did grab nets and they probably brought it in This is again when we talk about old timey UFOs quite often they did phenomena Is either attached to the technology at the time right where their psychic connection? Whatever it was that whatever that completes the scenario on the human side Basically views whatever their technology is as something that they can compare it to so they'll say it's like a hollow boat

But it could look like anything because also at the same time What if the phenomenon which is a trickster which it has a trickster nature at its core Always wants to kind of appear as a way that you can kind of understand it or all of this is allegory Yeah, well that really clears it up you asked me Well, I mean if you look at the drawings it does look kind of like a modern ufo like it and these drawings were done in 1825 So it's you know before any kind of ufo was even in the you know collective consciousness. Okay, so it's it's interesting stuff It's compelling stuff

But it could also be a russian That's that is one of the other theories is that there was a russian girl put into a hollow boat and just kind of pushed off shore Because there was food inside. Well, that's just a that's just a russian experiment. Yeah, I mean they do that a lot How many dogs are dead? How many women went to space just to explode? Yeah, they they push them off to They push them off into the water and then they say if she comes back that means she really loves me But then she doesn't no she just dies at sea because she didn't love you it was about the money But in russia, this is in russia, but in russia, would you say that they're braver then? I think they have no

I think they have a they put a much less of a value on human life braver In in some ways. Yeah, I mean they're they're they're definitely more willing to give like culturally more willing to Give the lives of the few to benefit the many. So I guess there's something there I have something that ties into the sentiment later on interesting But besides objects that are found floating out from sea Divers have also found objects of seemingly extraterrestrial origin submerged under the sea itself Long before the idea of UFOs entered the popular consciousness In 1900 a group of sponge divers exploring the waters around the greek island of antikythera

Found an object that appeared to be simultaneously thousands of years old and highly advanced for the time period Oh my god, they referred to it as the jeffrey tube and look at it now as it jerks off near the coral reef Oh god, I gotta get back to my you have to get back to the line on cnn. I gotta get on my call. Yeah When the divers gave the object a closer look they found that it gave all the appearance of being an ancient analog computer Complete with bronze gears and delicate machinery capable of making precise astrological predictions This is one of those other ancient aliens like big heads Yeah Now gears and such do admittedly seem a little primitive for an alien civilization

But some believe that the antikythera mechanism was something similar to nasa's own low tech golden record Which was sent out with the voyager spacecraft Oh, we'll also maybe speak to the idea. I one day will do the it might be entirely fake topic of the concept that there was a missing time period Like the idea that the earth is a lot older and that our civilization is a lot older than it is And there was like a dark period where there might have been some form of massive catastrophe That led to the fall of a certain like Advanced group, which I think it might be interesting. Well, if the aliens did look at the world now They would see the dinosaur, right?

Because of the time thing what space and time they would look at the world about six million years ago Are you on edibles right now? No, that's how that works What do you mean by you it works? Fucking speed of light, dude. Whoa speed of light and time man. I had to see like all this time sometimes man A fucking speed of light all this time and much like the mRNA that is shedding off of you right now Please so is your wisdom the protein shedding and by the ever by the way everyone if you're vaccinated Just you know, enjoy the time you have because apparently we're all dropping dead this fall. So enjoy this summer

I've been begging for it. Yeah, come on begging. Let's see what happens But when it comes to the country that seems to be the worldwide hot spot for uso activity That designation belongs to Russia. Oh, this is my Russian accent. That's really good. That's good, right? Yeah They are particularly interested in the uso phenomenon to the point where I think that they have the leg up on us where they seem to understand this phenomena and are vaguely trying to harness it I'll read a little bit once we get past this this Once we get past this story, I'm going to read a little bit of what the

Russian intelligence communities are working towards with an understanding of our uso community. This is a question I was I was talking about the phenomenon of news coverage of the UFO and uso on abling and top at not going into the alien components of it But when it comes to deception when it comes to misinformation when it comes to sidestepping I'm just going to say real issues not to discredit anything. Don't look at me like that Isn't it interesting though as scandals rise as we have so many issues going on whatever they might be choose Whichever one you want all of a sudden news agencies are covering the uso and the ufo So if you're in russia, they've been covering up their own corruption for years

Is it possible they're just using this stuff as smoke screens for something again air quotes real like, you know mass violence War whatever it might be So I mean not in soviet russia and soviet russia. They didn't give a fuck They just lied about everything and then none of this stuff was really covered in like soviet state news Back in the 70s and 80s when it was happening the time period that we're going to be covering mostly when we talk about russian usos, but I I don't think I really don't think that ufos and usos are used as smoke screens even here in the united states It's just because honestly, nobody fucking cares Nobody cares the one my my addition to this conversation is that the the people don't care

But russia and china might in terms of how we hide our covert Machinery what we do to which you say that we have a special relationship with another worldly intelligence Is going to give us a leg up with when it comes to weapons technology But I think russian the russian view on the ufo is specifically They thought we might be able to get something from this if it's real Like we might be able to get a weapon out of this I just raised my skeptical brow when we have real stories going on with the border and things and then fox news is covering it See it and it's covering them like you all got a lot of other stuff to cover too. There should be one network dedicated to just ufos

That's us. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's us Yeah, no they have 24 hours a day to fill and ufos are a really easy story that doesn't take any sort of investigation whatsoever It I know No for them to cover it it all comes down to fucking laziness every conspiracy theory comes down to human fucking laziness Yeah, it's just weird to see laura ingram with her Gold cross necklace talking about it. But anyway And recently declassified russian navy reports on cold war ufo sightings

It was revealed that the majority of sightings occurred near bodies of water with 50 percent being connected with the oceans And 15 percent being connected to lakes water and ufos are Absolutely related more than anything else more than them saying that the underwater water aquifers more than saying like a weird Like magnetic points or or lay lines or any of that horseshit They are either in they are either under us or they are around us, but they love the water Okay, could it also be this is something that I was thinking could it also be that there are more ufo sightings around water because humans tend to congregate around water Well, well, I don't know because it's also a lot of times where they are congregating is around our military technology

Which is water-based so that some of it it probably has quite to do with if it is an intelligent Thing that is interested in our military technology. That's where it kind of Gravitates I mean, I think it'd be cute to see the aliens with little sunscreen on their noses It's just like we come to spring break like we just come to party kelp reinvigorate our economy Absolutely, wasn't that the whole plot of earth girls are easy. Yes, you know, I forget the plot But like we have here in america with astronauts who believe aliens fly the skies There are certain russian cosmonauts who fully believe that alien civilizations have settled beneath our seas

famed cosmonaut pavel popovich gave an oddly specific interview in the 90s In which he discussed ancient advanced civilizations that have visited the earth from a world called either feyton or moona That second one's lazy From what pavel claimed the visitors had one base near saturn and three on earth One in the andes one in the himalayas and one deep in a trench in the indian ocean Which became the main base when humans came too close to discovering the other two they got liquidated There's a lot of these guys that come out. We have already we've talked about a little bit on side stories

the I believe it was one of the head And heads of intelligence for we definitely in the uk the canadian minister and the canadian minister of intelligence They also came forward and said this type of information saying we are speaking to and we're a part of a galactic federation We're speaking to other aliens openly knowing that they are aliens. They are coming here We're doing some form of goods trading and the intelligence trading But it it's weird because number one is that just a psi op Or is there another

Where I have this like image of my head where the they are actually in contact with high levels of our government Right, whatever these creatures are whatever these entities are and they come in and they lie About where they're from. Yeah, and that you have it like this is double double double down We're on 8d chess. All I know is the aliens told me the storm is coming. Oh Interesting. Yeah, actually where we go one. We go all that's the aliens told me the humidity is actually up. Isn't that nice in my brain And when it comes to russian us o sightings they go all the way back to the 17th century in the year 1663 the czar at the time alexa mikaela vich Heard a great noise resounding from the sky when he was visiting robo zero lake in the volg the region of russia

All of these are incorrectly pronounced Now Oh The czar when he heard the sound he looked north and saw a huge flaming sphere 40 meters in diameter Emitting two beams of flame from the front and blue smoke from its sides Unless do you think it was a meteor the czar himself saw the object hovering above the lake Pretty soon locals emerged from a nearby church and thinking it was the end of the world They fled back into the church to pray. You just came out of church

You've got to go back and see the end of the world But regardless of prayer the object hovered over robo zero lake in various locations for an hour and a half Before it vanished. Oh my god, dude. Now. I'm getting horny for battle bots again The name our battle bot robo zero have flames. We have to have chat with smoke smoke like Oh diversion tactics. Yes diversion tactics. How about like a thing that flaps up and it's got naked tits on it? Now it's obvious that if you do accept that something is out there Then whatever is out there is mostly interested in humanities military operations Because it seems that the russians have had just as many run-ins with unidentified objects both in the air and in the sea

Is america has during the height of the cold war in the 1960s Soviet nuclear submarines began encountering strange underwater objects that they called Kovakery from the russian word Kovakhat, which means to croak Yeah, man Frog people did Frog people bro

Are you kidding amphibian man from we're gonna get actually what's funny is we're gonna get to amphibian man here pretty soon Wow From accounts the russians gave it the croaking designation because the objects emitted signals that sounded the russians Like frogs croaking although that was the extent of communication from said objects And we know these weren't man. These weren't mines. These weren't military drop mines. We don't know Yeah, now it was thought that the kovakery were possibly underwater sonic buoys controlled by the u.s. Navy But like current UFOs seen by the u.s. Navy the kovakery possessed amazing maneuverability in addition to reaching speeds of up to 200 knots

For comparison the world's fastest submarine the soviet k-222 had a top speed of 44.7 knots and the kovakery matched the speed of the fastest unmanned submersible object a german torpedo named the barracuda I meant a german name check barracuda and all he did was have sex with me. Oh my goodness I do like that. We name all of our missiles like it's kind of These are along the lines of weird behavior from things that are either man ships or in my mind I think tripped up on this idea that some of these orbs are physical manifestations

Of a psychic projection from other things other intelligences Gotta get this world to open up. I am saying that they are observing us from afar Using these things like orbs that are actually unmanned. They are unmanned. That's like a witch in robin hood That's like the witch in robin hood with the with the with the pool of water and she can look and stuff and see the future While disney was a student of the occult and there's a lot of occult teachings laid within disney films There's a lot of hidden penises too. Yes, they are because they're always looking at jerk off They're just drawing and drawing and drawing all day and they never get to draw full tits But I really do think that these things are hidden underground. We'll get it. Well again, I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep talking about this

Yeah, I have a feeling Now some didn't take the kivakiri phenomenon seriously and joked that the radar signatures and sounds were merely playful lobsters fornicating You know how much lobsters fucking hell out it is You never live next door to a lobster couple. You can't even sleep. It's just They just fucking come they're just fucking come and play music and play the drums That's our playful lobster neighbor fornicating Speaking of playful lobsters sebastian the crabs fucking dead sebastian died

We broke the news yesterday the guy who played sebastian the crabs dead. Yep. He died sebastian got cancer Does nothing for me. Isn't that sad? You don't think that's a little sad? No I didn't know him. He's a guy that did a voice in a cartoon that I was fine with He's cold as ice I'm looking sick. I'm sorry. I can't cry for every bad thing that ever happened. I don't even have to cry It may have been a very good thing. Maybe he was very ill who death can often be a wonderful embrace suicide by cop Okay, I don't know but what happened? Well, but while some people joke that it was just lobsters others called the kivakiri

The ghosts of the oceans and more than one story existed of a croaking kivakiri Ramming a soviet nuclear submarine. They're very interesting or at least attempting to they love our technology Whatever they are and I I've said this specifically nuclear technology. They are very they're obsessed with our nuclear technology We don't know whether or not it's just because of the energy they kind of give off if they are able Maybe that's the only way the only things that they can see Maybe that's what they could see these things and they want to go look at it Maybe they are aping it look kind of what we talked about with the rendelshim Uh, the rendelshim innocent incident where they go and they they copy our planes to be like us

However, the kivakiri is not the fastest underwater objects the soviets ever recorded That designation belonged to something they never even had a name for On several occasions, soviet subs clocked underwater objects traveling at 230 knots which translates to 250 miles per hour with water resistance. It's almost impossible It's it's almost completely impossible now and also seeing them shift from the the hard part is shifting from air to water And how often these things do it how they come from the sky and they somehow without losing speed Just sliced through the water, which is something speak to they must be covered with some kind of energy field

Which is what ufo's and water talks about. It's a magnetic field that goes in two little circles on either side of it like Like fun balls. I've done a few belly flops in my day, and I think we all know water. It hits hard. It's hard So that is interesting. There's a reason why you die when you jump off a bridge Oh, I thought it was just because your heart gives out There's a whole bunch of reasons I guess When it comes to usos and russia however the center of activity is not the black sea But is rather the deepest lake in the entire world lake by call

This is sweet cool a lake by call is truly a marvel of nature Sitting at a depth of an entire mile at its darkest point lake by call holds 20 percent of the world's fresh water Yet it still freezes over completely every winter owing to the fact that it is located in Siberia near the mongolian border I believe it's also a vacation spot. Yeah Yeah, absolutely. It's during the summer and during the winter because if you look at pictures of it online It is a true wonder of nature the kind of ice formations that it has on the water. It's beautiful It's amazing, but Siberia is where you go to work yourself the death, correct? Well, you can go try gulag's where

Yeah, or you can go train to fight avan drago. You can go to Siberia get yourself in the russian headspace Do people like Siberia? Are there like signs that say like welcome to Siberia? Is there like downtown Siberia like it's like no see and like do see like do they have that? Is there like funky fresh like diners drive-ins and dives there? No, it's a massive massive mostly unpopulated area because it is mostly uninhabitable. Oh, well, there has to be one guy Right, that's it It was from Siberia. I know that but I wonder of nowadays because with just the ever-reaching arm of Guy Fieri that he would not be able to inspire somebody to create some kind of like

Chicken and waffles join or some form of like flatbread mix with make your own pastrami kind of place in the middle of Siberia diners drive-ins and gulags Well UFOs have actually been seen near lake by call or over lake by call Since the 19th century when locals spotted a gigantic glowing sphere with numerous portholes Hovering above the enormous body of water. I do love that sighting because they do I remember that reading about that sighting and they said the new the numerous portholes. They're like like the holes in our shacks Yeah, because you remember this is the late 19th century. This is the 1800s people do not have references This is what they're seeing in the skies. Yeah, exactly, right not too long after in 1904

Black objects of almost every classic UFO shape were spotted above lake by call from the cigar-shaped craft to the nebulous sphere All performing complex maneuvers far beyond the imagination of the early 20th century Siberian railroad workers who spotted them the shamrock the butt plug Whoa spaghetti. Have you just seen it just looks like a lump of spaghetti? You got um the guy It just looks like a full naked man. Have you ever seen it? I didn't just a full naked man just going How did I get it? Oh my god, is that the spaghetti? In 50 years after the black object incident a tu-104 passenger jet presumably carrying no passengers

Crashed into lake by call after being pursued by an unknown metallic vehicle or so the story goes Very similar to the Kalara story that we covered Well according to reports the frantic pilot radioed a distraught message to air traffic controllers saying that he was under attack And fishermen on the lake saw a silver flying saucer chase the plane until it finally plummeted into the water You know, I love about fishermen as they look up. They see this UFO attacking a plane and the plane eventually crashes about 50 feet from them And they just keep going The button today Just goes right because peaceful the fisherman is very focused

However, despite the fact that there were numerous witnesses to this event No conclusive evidence or even an official record of the crash has ever surfaced But cover-ups of accidents were sadly all too common in the old soviet regime As we all saw with the Chernobyl disaster. I love that HBO show I didn't even ask for more disasters if I could get more episodes of that show. Yeah, they did a horrible job of covering that up There's a movie based on there's a whole bunch of stuff They tried for a while. It was just a little bit too big It was when entire swaths of people started getting cancer that they couldn't really cover up how bad it was

Hey, man, you got that one shirt that says hey, I visited Chernobyl and all I got was the second dick All right guys hear me out. What if we create a huge rug put it over Chernobyl? Literally sweep it under the rug Vladimir, you first are promoted Then we execute Wait what? So about 15 years after the alleged plane crash There were reports of a glow over lake by call that could not be attributed to weather or

Couldn't be attributed to optical illusions caused by a sunset and on that same night an anti-aircraft missile unit was attacked by a mysterious bow Apparently the military lost all communication capabilities as a fiery orange sphere the size of our sun ascended over the horizon pulsating as if it were alive Cool in the year after the pulsating sphere a cigar-shaped object 250 meters long by estimates was seen silently flying over lake by call and by reports It released three radiant spheres colored yellow pink and blue and all three flew off in different directions before the cigar-shaped craft

Disappeared UFOs and water has an interesting theory. He so UFOs and water he tries to explain Some various phenomena that the usos exhibit and how in a very nuts and bolts matter in a basic way He's trying to kind of wrap his head around. How do these things work physically? Which is also what our u.s. Government is spending millions of dollars currently the 22 million dollars That came out of that that was given to atyp to research uap was all about how do we? Replicate what they do how do we make a ship that can go from the air into the water and up right without losing any speed? So we could kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill, but eventually we could put people on it and it's a new cruise ship

Oh, that's nice carnival But UFOs and water the way it's very basic He doesn't he tries to explain it with some math that just made me glaze over But what he is trying to say is that they are some form of magnetic Propulsion system that has in his words an on and off switch that at night when it's on You can see the craft at night You would actually see the lights that you commonly see with UFOs Is that when it's up there at the ionization effect of the magnetic field around it

Make things elements in all the or air Make it glow different colors and so something that is a thing that's a big glowing craft That you know how sometimes we see UFOs that shit out little colors They shit up little things is that they all have their magnetic field on and that in daytime When we see a craft more often than not it's because this system would be on versus off And that when they shut the system off it goes invisible. Is it possible that they're unloading lavatory waste? It is very possible. It's possible. There's also the idea that any UFO that comes here crashes And when it does crash, it's the reason why this is the natural posited

Like theory that they are in fact space tourists or a B and c team groups that come they keep their a team And they send the b team to essentially come investigate see what happens a lot of times the reason why they crash It's because it's larry's son krag who never should have gotten his UAP license I hate nepotism so much especially on an alien level interestingly enough on more of a Terrestrial level we need to do an audit of the pentagon. It's never happened before it's coming many people. It's due next month

They're pushing for we'll see if biden allows it But everyone from bernie sanders to mike lee different political Affiliations completely are for it, but we'll see if the powers that be allow it to happen I don't think biden will do it. biden came out this morning saying he is he is pro the uap Cancel student that you guys are talking about two entirely different things. That's different. Yeah, that's different He can easily say yes to the ufo audit of the pentagon like every single budget item of the pentagon And henry you're talking about the ufo report that's coming out. It's supposed to come out in june. Yeah, the important thing Anyway, yes, but I do think it would be nice to know where is the money going the pentagon has never been audited

And it seems across all political affiliations people want that to happen. We'll see if it does. I am skeptical Wait a second. Who's spending 25 dollars at tender grains? I would love to know I would love to know where the money's going. They just got 740 billion bucks Well besides aircraft civilians who live near lake by call have reportedly had close encounters of the third kind Oh near the village of kudara, simone just south of lake by call multiple witnesses saw three people in Shining yellow suits disembarked from an actual flying saucer One witness named marina zamareva said that they were slender and tall more humanoid than the short greys that we so often run Into here in america

More like tall whites Okay, she said that they walked down steps that folded out of the saucer and did so with the same gate as a human Clack, sir. Can we get some kind of railing? Because one of us is going to slip and I don't want one of these human humans to see us fall Absolutely. That's why we should be floating What I need you to think we are trying to walk here. I'm walking here I didn't come all the way to work to earth to not fucking walk I came here for me. This is cool. I get to walk here. Also. Could they float here with the gravitational pull of earth?

That's why they're walking because the gravity because the gravity is so much fucking stronger out of the mouths of babes That is a large baby He's still hungry for milk. Oh god. He's coming for the milk Well after the three aliens or whatever they were after the three beings that were dressed in yellow Disembarked three more beings using the same gate wearing orange suits Also disembarked. They're the bosses. Are they? But when the beings saw that people were watching nearby They quickly scampered back to their ship and flew away. We gotta go put our scary costumes on we should be seen like this

Yeah, they just got scared. They just saw clouds our float All right, you know why we want to walk it's embarrassing that we can't walk But when it comes to lake by call the most unbelievable story is as always the one with the most plot And it allegedly occurred deep under the waters of this massive lake in 1982 Now about five years before the event in the early 80s two researchers named alexandrov and Seleverstov very difficult names yet. They sound like people that are like competitors in Eurovision. Oh They plunged into lake by call in a submersible device and reached a depth of three quarters of a mile And once they were in the darkest abyss the scientists turned off their spotlights to measure the depth of sunlight penetration

Let me check actually let's let's just check the instruments apparently the sunlight these I It is bolds deep Wow, I'm so happy to be Submerged in a submarine not able to escape with a fucking comedian. Look, it is great to be here with you Sunlight has gotten all the way down to the butchers. Yeah. Wow. This is great. This is fun You do improv on the weekends. You said we asked I do gustate mandated Improv where I always the ends always where we love mother Russia very fun very fun But suddenly the scientists were bathed in an unusual glowing light

They later claim that it was as if their device was lit from above and the sides by strong spotlights And after about a minute the floodlights suddenly switched off and the aquanauts once again found themselves in total darkness And then you've been gotten used to the dark and then the light hits you and shuts off and then you're like double blind Right Now it's obvious that something strange was going down at lake by call something wrong in the room Stole But the

Ghostbusters too. Yeah, it's the bobby. It's a bobby brown song. Oh, okay. Whatever happened to him instead The whole family's dead No, we know he's alive Yeah, he's he's the rest of the family's that I'll never forget that episode where they admitted that he sometimes sticks his finger up Whitney Houston's butt when she gets constipated. Yeah Yeah, but let's just go the ultimate usl. Yeah, the ultimate submerged object. All right But the soviet military still chose this large body of water for training military frogmen

Or so the story goes In 1982 seven divers attached to the soviet military descended deep into lake by call But once they reached a depth of 50 meters They were suddenly and unexpectedly faced with three other mysterious humanoid creatures But the accounts of the survivors these creatures appeared to be nine feet tall and were tight fitting silvery suits And simple helmets on their heads similar to what a cosmonaut might wear They weren't connected to any oxygen. They had no ship no aqua long There was nothing there and in a way this is why I really do think the phenomenon is interesting

It's as if they hastily put together an underwater costume But it's kind of like they mirror what we are already doing Uh, there is uh, I want to say there was a book. It's like the crystal world by jg ballard Where it is a phenomena Basically people go down that the story of the book is if people go down to this part of the jungle that it's becoming all Crystalline and people are becoming obsessed with it and kind of essentially like the movie annihilation Where people are going and getting lost and hypnotized by this world And it's kind of subtly aping our world

It's trying to copy us and I really think that's the heart of the phenomenon is that it looks at it's trying to Connect to our intelligence by copying us like evil ash did with ash. Yes interesting So what do you mean? Did they go to joyans fabric or something to buy the clothes of halloween city? Okay? Now it was obvious that these creatures were not threatening in any way whatsoever and they really just seemed curious But even so when the men returned to the surface the commander of the training mission Ordered his men to return to the water to capture one of the sub-awkward creatures for further study Russians are they like weird experiments because they also remember what they tried to make the ape human soldiers Mm-hmm. They just want to get one and they want to make it communist now

These creatures were intriguing to the commander because he was a particularly big fan of a film adaptation Of an old soviet novel about a shark boy that was called amphibian man. Yes. Okay, so that's what i'm saying It's not like every idea they have is good. I would argue 99.9 of them. I have been absolutely Comically stupid. They hate outside of the box sometimes when you're super creative. Sometimes you're also at the very bottom of stupidity as well But that's where you can really surprise yourself with how stupid you can be All right, but this is a real book the aquaman that was written up amphibian man. It was written by alexander by lily off This is written in 1928 and so it's about an argentinian doctor salvador a scientist and a maverick surgeon gives his son ick theander A set of shark gills. I don't think i'm going to a maverick surgeon. It's the new jason mimoa movie

Well in the film the commander was so in love with a scientist saves his son's life by transplanting shark lungs into his body But since the boy has shark lungs He can't visit the surface anymore then he falls in love with a girl and there's a jealous lover and so on and so forth I plan on showing i plan on showing the five-minute trailer to this movie my next mandate on our patreon youtube stream It's fucking great. Love it. But the point here is that the commander apparently by some accounts Wanted to see if the shark boy from his favorite movie was real you got to listen to the general it's just He had one he had oh he was a one issue voter

I'm sure for you real right he was in charge of a lot of like weapons and people and stuff right sometimes How you get to the very top is having if you just have to have a goal in mind Mm-hmm, okay So armed only with a large net the men descended into lake by call Can we get some guns or something? We don't want to hurt shark boy. He only wants to love He only wants to go back to the surface It's like I bet they commander. I just feel like we should have a gun or I just feel bad for shark boy. He can never stop moving or he's gonna die

I should get him a birthday cake. He has never had an online birthday celebration I actually completely agree with you on that get him a wet birthday cake And once the divers again located the creatures the man with the net attempted capture It was essentially it was just get her it was the ghostbusters everybody's been doing ghostbusters But as it turned out this was an extraordinarily bad plan for capturing a nine foot tall fishman As soon as the net was flung the creatures responded by pulling out some sort of sonic weapon Which knocked the seven divers unconscious and sent them shooting to the surface at incredible speeds Do you remember the story phil schneider?

Yeah, who also got zapped by some form of laser pressure weapon that gave him the wonky hand and gave him the The body all the scarred body that he showed at ufo convention. So everyone go Which is sad though because at the same time he should have been proud of his body He earned those scars. Well, he kept on showing it. I think he was proud of it. That's his moneymaker Don't take a look at this. It was his closer. He always go like and then you could see what happened to my belly and everyone's like Now anyone who has any knowledge of scuba diving knows that a human body can't handle coming up from the depths of a body of water Too fast lest they suffer from a dreaded condition known as the bends Yeah, if you get the bends what happens is is you create over 15

concept albums each filled with Weirder and weirder collages of noise and it gets to the point. Is this even music you making a radio head joke? Yeah, yeah a moon shaped pulls an underrated album. It's a great fucking album. It's it's awesome. It's fine. It's good I know people like radio and i'm fine with radio head. It's just very sad Well, but it's also it can also make you happy Yeah, isn't that funny how sometimes like how you listen to rage metal to calm down Yes, sometimes you listen to a little town's van zan a little radio head sad music But it offsets your sadness and then you can be happy great something sweeter

Yeah, the bends the bends got me through high school. Well, it was one of my favorite albums in high school Let's do it over and over and over again. You know what got me through high school the musical rent See when humans come up from deep waters too fast There are rapid changes in pressure and those rapid changes can cause nitrogen gas bubbles to form in the bloodstream causing permanent physical damage in mild cases of the bends and death in extreme cases And since all seven lake by call divers had been allegedly shot to the surface by a sonic weapon All seven had the bends and were in desperate need of a decompression chamber to save their lives Problem was only one such chamber existed in the region and it was designed to only treat two people at a time

So in true soviet fashion four of the seven men were piled into the chamber while the other three were left to die And since the decompression chamber was only made for two people The four who managed to spot were rendered invalids for the remainder of their lives, man They just really they just nobody wins. They don't really care in russia Not that we care that much. I mean we gave the Tuskegee That whole story of the Tuskegee airmen just given syphilis to see if they die or not is was also fucked up So yeah, I guess we learned from them to ski ski ski. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for For fucking changing my pronunciation. No problem. I'm just doing it before they do. You're right

Well, what's interesting about this incident is that it's unbelievable as it sounds It was actually described in detail in recently declassified soviet files Or so says esteemed ufologist and former soviet naval officer vladimir asha They uh, this is true because the russians They are trying to get really involved in the ufo conversation as well and into the way before us because That's where the sci-op kind of comes in Where what is russia's gain from also coming forward saying actually We really have spent a lot of time researching ufos because in my mind

It's whether or not whether or not all of this shit is real or not Both countries us and russia want to be the only ones With access to whatever technology this so-called other intelligence might provide And whoever gets the first get at it gets the uh tactical advantage Yeah, that'll be a tough one. Did that dog that they sent up in space when the russian sent that? Yeah, did that dog ever come down or is that like is that also that's just That skeleton is still orbiting the earth Oh, yeah at some point is it going to get out of our is it going to be out of our atmosphere?

Is like is that going to be some really horrible gift to an alien planet whether you're like wow? This is from earth. I wonder what they sent us and it's just a dead dog and then they'll be like what is this some kind of italian? Is this an italian message that we're all going to die soon like the whore said oh Now I understand. I think even the big dog skeleton some form of italian like they just didn't understand They just thought all the time. I didn't clarify it very well fucking was it little jack russells I'm just saying all the aliens know about us right now is that our that we gift dead dogs? So don't be surprised when they come and just be like why are all these citizens? Why are all these people upset that we give them all these dead dogs?

We're like it's really traumatizing for us because we love dogs, but they won't get it That's what I was thinking about Now eventually we're gonna have to clean up all the space junk because we have littered space quite a bit There's a whole bunch of crap floating around the earth eventually We'll go up and scoop it all up and like a skeleton will probably end up in a museum somewhere someday That'd be sweet But furthermore the major general in charge of this diving mission rushed to nearby isikku lake to warn The local military against approaching any aquatic creatures and soon after that a bulletin listed numerous deep water lakes

Where anomalous phenomena like the underwater creatures the crafts and the underwater luminescence all occurred Warning military officials to keep an eye out For example the town of bordesl glibsk between moscow and the black sea I love bordesl glibsk because They have such good chains there. Oh, have you seen their chains pop eyes the whole night? No, I'm talking about just metal chains. Yes. Yes, absolutely They had encounters with creatures similar to those seen underwater at lake by call During the 80s multiple objects were seen flying in the skies above this small town

And in 1982 the same year of the lake by call encounter Military personnel spotted a 10 foot tall humanoid running around in a clearing in a forest after the crash of a mig-21 fighter jet Oh, you just seem like horrified From what witnesses said the creature was dressed in silvery clothing and fled after it was seen Oh, god, I shouldn't wear my better shoes. This is embarrassing for the alien And soon after an explosion was felt as a luminous object took off from the ground leaving a glowing trail of light behind it In 1990 people in bordesl glibsk

Saw these giant humanoids again and not too long after that a fisherman in the black sea saw a gigantic Milky white humanoid with giant bulging eyes Waving at him with membrane hands before it swam away. Hey, have you ever had yourself a hot pocket? Oh, Jim Gaffigan, that's that's great Now as far as what these creatures could be the first instinct is always that it's a Misidentification of an animal much like how many people dismiss cryptid sightings as owls or bears or mangy dying dogs Sometimes they are mangy dogs sometimes and sometimes they are owls sometimes the harpy owl Yes, that often gets mistaken for a moth man for some reason from people that are generally very scared and uh, they're

Something's wrong with them. It's scary man. It's a huge ass owl And there is indeed an aquatic mammal native to lake bichol That would be the bichol seal known locally as the nerpa. Oh Nerpa. Oh, I love the nerpa. He's so cute the way he likes chicken tendies Peanuts I like I like appetizers It's like little dinners. I know so many of them and no one says anything because it's just appetizers And the thing is dinner hasn't even come yet. You're eating food. I eat on trace

I know it's too much food at once. It's time for a dinoblast However, the nerpa is only four feet long and considering how there are between 80 and 100 thousand nerpas in lake bichol It's unlikely that the doom divers we spoke of earlier. We're familiar with nerpas But even if that story is a little too fantastic for some of our more skeptical listeners out there We do actually have evidence that something strange is happening at lake bichol and it's supported All Outside of stone And it's supported by your precious photographs your precious evidence

I require This evidence. Well, you do need evidence. You didn't see the quotation. I actually did. I actually wasn't turned until there was actual evidence Okay, you know that yeah In 2009 the international space station photographed two circular convection breaks in the four foot thick winter ice at lake bichol Which appeared to be created by something ascending from the depths The circular breaks which surfaced miles away from each other were three miles in diameter and oddly symmetrical And while some think that it's from methane being released below the surface No one knows for sure what actually caused it. Look up these photos. They're incredible. Whoa, holy fucking shit. What is this?

Did you not see those? No, now I'm looking at it. Yeah, dude is fucking crazy. That's not cool. That looks like buttholes But bigger and meaner and colder. I'm so happy that you looked at those so we could get your expertise on it Hey, man, I'm not a part of moof on anymore. I don't need to describe this for my paperwork But even as recent as 2016 multiple people saw a mysterious bright object moving slowly through the skies near lake bichol Far too slowly to be a meteorite or a spent rocket stage Can I read a little bit of how the russian government is working with this intelligence? This is where so They really have spent a lot of time studying usos and their relationships to the water and to their military technology And zhak valet often talks about this concept of UFOs as a control mechanism

He has this belief that these these entities whatever this phenomena shows up What it is is like a control mechanism like the temperature gauge in your house, right? Where if you set it a cool temperature like for a specific Like range, so let's say it's 71 degrees in your house If it's on cool if it goes to if it rises the 71 degrees the mechanism turns on so that it cools to go down Right? It's the same thing opposite for heat. He's saying that the UFOs are something like that They are they appear to us to either control our behavior for some reason whatever their agenda is But what the russian intelligence community is trying to say is that they are figuring out and it's might be what our own

Government is also working on that we have not really broached yet Is there we are working all out a way to communicate and to control the controlling mechanism This came from this is a sentence that came from an article that I read on the hermetic penetrator That was my nickname in high school. This comes from lou Elizondo first saying do you don't love him? I don't I doubt lou Elizondo, but he said something that was interesting he alluded to this idea that the soviet government might be trying to communicate with these this phenomena and Uh, he kind of whatever he shout out this comment, but then a man named general vasily alexerhif Who is the former soviet air force general has come forward and said this is what we're doing?

This is what they are trying to do um Individual officers and commanders on the spot who knew about the phenomenon that had no official instructions on the matter Acting on their own initiative to investigate UFOs. So he's saying that this is before they became official in new shape or form I know that in some places they even learned to create a situation where they would deliberately provoke the appearance of a UFO So what they would do is they would bring out a nuclear weapon and a field This is what they say that they did and then the ufos would show up And they would do it by the water and they said they would pop up out of the water

A ufo would appear where there was increased military activity connected say with the transportation of a quote unquote special loads Right. So in other words some kind of conditional relationship emerged and what they would do the ufo appeared In most instances it was a sphere But there were other kinds contact was achieved with the help of physical indications of behavior Pointing your arms in various directions say and the sphere became flattened in the same direction If you raised your arms three times the ufo would flatten out in a vertical direction three times as well So the soviets whether this is sci-op or not whether this is all bullshit coming from them They are saying we can talk to them by making rabbit hands

Yeah, isn't that like a like the flag waving like what is that called from close encounters of the third kind? Yeah, the same mechanism which is also why people think spielberg knew people within the intelligence community that has been talking about this very Subject for a very long time. This is one of those things where your brain starts going Look, where did they take it from him? I don't know. I don't know whether that they took the idea from the movies And then used it within the intelligence community, but he's saying this was all in the early 1980s wasn't j.l. And hynek a uh a consultant on third close encounters of the third kind he was Yeah, yeah But it's not really a secret though. He was that was in the credits. Oh, of course, but i'm saying

They hit it within a fiction movie saying. Oh, we've come up with these systems to communicate It's to communicate with various ufo's and because it's in one of spielberg's fancy little summer blockbusters Nobody would believe that it's actually fact that is even more strange than fiction Indeed, but they can't make it a documentary and no one would watch it Well, it seems spielberg was trying to make a documentary about russian usos. He was apparently and then all got kiboshed I read that was a uh, that was a rumor that was not true That's all hollywood Interesting though, okay, so take that with a grain of salt, but that is fascinating stuff coming from the russians

Isn't it? It is no need to get defensive then But as far as usos and the rest of the world go We've had more than our fair share here in north america The most famous of which being the shag harbor incident in novus scotia in the fall of 1967 It turned out to be a man, baby I'm the best. I'm happy that someone finally said it. You know what? I'll go ahead and say henry I don't know if you're the best, but you are the living end. I am

You know, I am in this room From multiple eyewitness accounts strange lights appeared in the night sky moving across the horizon Winking on and off rapidly Suddenly the light plunged into the ocean with an audible splash And eyewitnesses reported an object bobbing up and down in the waves until it drifted down to the waters below When the canadian coast guard arrived They saw a pale yellow light under the surface of the water and a thick yellow foam was leaking out of it It's gotta go to the doctor

The object then began moving and appeared to vanish leaving behind only the foamy yellow substance That's a cream coming from a bow. Oh my goodness. Hello ufo and usodave also sounds a bit like detective pop Honestly, it did drift and it's a detective popcorn and I'm upset That was the original ending to little mermaid though, wasn't it? She uh, she turns into a bunch of foam She did she committed suicide via sadness But this story is interesting the shag harbor ufo incident. It's one of the best One of the most validated ufo stories that we have much like the rendersham forest incident There is a lot of military witnesses that said that they saw this thing and the yellow foam is actually

highly indicative of this behavior David fravor if you listen to his story about the tic-tac ufo that was saw outside of the The famous video that has now come out in December 2017 of the tic-tac ufo If you listen to his eyewitness account in detail He says that when he first saw this thing it was above a foaming patch of water And that more often than not this these ufos cause foam because of whatever their field is around it UFOs and water also says that that's his surmise termization Sure. He surmises summary

He said that the magnetic energy the propulsion system It makes the water foam as it goes in and out Conclusion that's the word you're looking for more like collusion We're back to russia The usos have been reported in the united states of america for decades and in 1973 a paranormal writer with the Unfortunate name of alan spaghet Published a collection of ufo usos stories in the tampa tribune. Um, please marcus. It's spaghet Actually spaghet was his chosen numb de plume. His real name was alan spraghet. So what's wrong with spraghet?

I don't know how you decide that spaghet is more hollywood than spraghet I don't know The way it's spelled it does look like it's spelled spaghet But it might be because he did not put an e at the end of it like spraghet has. Ah, yes spraghet has the e That's what makes it fancy. Yeah, that's the european flair. He wanted to be a common everyman But in this article spraghet wrote of an oceanographic ship from the united states named the eltonan That took photographs 13 000 feet down into the ocean some 1000 miles west of cape horn And from what spraghet reported the photographs captured an actual piece of machinery on the ocean floor

Featuring protruding rods that appeared as if they were antenna Oh interesting Now it could have merely been a sunken ship But it matched no known machinery that the military was privy to and no plant life nor known coral Exists that deep into the ocean unless it's a rebel coral going where no coral has ever been for And notice near the rebel coral the jeffrey tuban continues to Oh god, I gotta give another meaning. Oh, I'm someone's texting me. I'll finish while I'm texting me But in terms of shag harbor

This is very indicative of the same behavior of that same thing that happened in shag harbor where the Object floated along the coast for a long period of time They said apparently went underground and went under the water and they were like, oh, it's crash. It's gone But apparently the u.s. Military were tracking it for several days afterwards saying that had went up the coast Because the shag harbor area Which is on the very end of newfoundland of the very the the far far east coast of canada That was also an outpost for our submarine Like where we kept all our submarines and our nuclear submarines and the russians used to send little guys over to buzz

Canadian waters to kind of see what we were up to and so it was this again a highly watched Part of the ocean where this floating yellow thing went through Next we're all submarines they turn all the weapons system saying like all right We're ready to blow it up and then it didn't do anything They watched it lift up out of the water and shoot up into the sky. Wow Spraguet also wrote about a huge pear shaped object photographed in the Gulf Stream in 1965 And he wrote about a green phosphorescent cigar shaped object seen by 40 people off the coast of brazil That's submerged and navigated around with ease

Despite its huge size and that phosphorescent glow that comes again and again and again And it of course speaks to the magnetic theory Interesting so quick question. When was this again? 1965 so we got the cigar shaped and then you have your kind of your cylinder shape It seemed it does seem like to say to to to believe this Uh, it seems like everyone is explaining the same phenomenon over and over again, right? Yes, like all over the world, but what about like the triangle and all that stuff? I guess that's different Well, they are saying that the triangle this is old. I mean, what is this ship?

What is it? Are they ships from another galaxy? Are they interdimensional things that pop through that we kind of complete? Are they elementals like are they just things that are a natural occurrence a part of our life because they Some people say nuts and bolts people believe that those triangles that we see are like mother ships That they come and they they observe us and that those are the nuts and bolts Shit and that the orbs is more of the elemental fashion that maybe they are psychic projections Maybe they come from the inner earth like the reptilians living inside of the planet earth Maybe they are directed essentially unmanned vehicles

Directed by the psychic notions of the giant water worms inside of the moons of satyr You couldn't have said it better. I couldn't have said it better myself. You said mother ship Maybe they could help us out. Put a nipple on it. Let us know Put a nipple on it or some udders. Let us know. It's the mother ship So now that we've come to the end of it the question we have right now Or did we just get to the beginning? I don't even think we've started Well, the question is what are these things and where do they come from and to that? We have no definitive answer because if there was a definitive answer it'd be taught in fucking schools

Yeah, we'd be driving orbs right now. Yeah. Oh, that would be cool. There would be the Chevy orb You have to get it fixed all the time. Let me get me going But an argumentative belligerent Scottish ufologist named Ivan Sanderson who seemed to have quite possibly hated UFOs had an interesting hypothesis before he died in the 70s. He was just mad that how hard UFOs made him work Okay, Ivan hypothesized that since the earth is covered in 75 percent water It is on average two miles deep and it's not impossible to think that intelligent sub-aqueous beings Could have evolved and built underwater civilizations at the bottom of the sea long before humans even walked upright And we stand up here all day walking around and they're down there there. They're shitting on the fish

Whoa, they're crapping on the fish. That's horrible. I met the pink woman the other day. She is lovely I'll love her finger. Why are you so angry Scottish man? There they fly. I cannot fly Not yet In his view it took humanity 300 million years of evolution to achieve space travel and intelligent sub-aqueous beings Have had double the amount of time to evolve because they didn't have to worry about evolving on land as well as evolving in the sea Therefore, there's no reason to think that if they exist they wouldn't have achieved space travel 150 million years ago

But that's assuming that they somehow evolved hands and didn't just become dolphins But if we extrapolate from this theory that it's entirely possible that the reason why UFOs are seen most often near water Is not because they're coming from the sky Rather they're coming from the ocean and any other body of water deep enough to hide a settlement In other words, it's entirely possible that the call is coming from inside the house Yeah, bro. You see you do end up having to talk naturally faster when you talk about UFOs to keep people with like close to you physically Absolutely. Well, I love it. USO Wow, we did it submerged objects that are not identified. We are

That is what they are It's just the way you say it that seems to be like you're I'd be credulous. No, I urged objects that are Unidentified my entire life. It's called stretching This is uh, to me one of the most interesting topics within ufology I think that we are going to see how this plays out next month We're gonna do a bit of an update because next if it happens though It might not happen. They might have to give it to us. They might have to give it to us Simply for pr reasons

They might have to give some version of a UFO report We're supposed to get this shit from the pentagon whatever it means the defense department's gonna come out They're coming to clean and you know how transparent they can be Well, that's why clothes and some of these generals. Well, those are kind of transparent if the person's writing a book about them It's amazing how fast those pants can drop looking at you, mr. Petraeus. Nice. That's such a good You got him everyone who's a total political nerd would get that but also truly the pentagon audit Talk to your representatives. We need to audit the pentagon because we do. Where is the money going? It's never happened and they have a lot of our hard-earned tax dollars. They do so much

But we the u.s. Government is very actively Interested in how these things can fly from air to the water. They want technology from this. They who knows There's a lot of people saying that they might have a chunk of a craft somewhere. Yeah a lot It's a lot of One said that they he found that like they had a craft and they wouldn't let him see it We'll see we'll see what this all means because in the end we haven't seen Evidence of this within our like domestic technology civilian technology I also they would explain that if they did have this technology

That's why we're seeing so many orbs because they're trying to figure a way to do it Maybe there are fucking call-the-duty players sitting somewhere in the dolce base with helmets on shooting Using their mind to shoot orbs into space because and you know that would be Super killer because you know what it also means. We don't have to worry about doing cardio anymore. Oh Now we're just sitting Absolutely every day getting closer and closer to walley. Yeah, and don't forget to check out the new season of diners drive-ins and gulags And I think that'll be fantastic and thanks for supporting all the shows here. We have Um, what are you guys working on with beastie boys with uh with no dogs in space speaking of puppies in space no dogs in space

You guys on beastie boys almost wrapping that up. Yeah, we uh last week we released part five Which is an episode devoted mostly to uh Paul's boutique the beastie boy like they're the beastie boys magnum opus And uh next week we're going to conclude the series beastie boys part six where we're going to cover The three fantastic albums they released in the 90s. Check your head ill communication and hello nasty It is great. I'm fucking very excited. Uh last episode of dune cast Yeah, the last episode of lp and deep dune is coming out on monday Uh, it has been a what a long strange journey. It's been and now we're back We got all the fucking check at all the rest of the shows buy our weed

Yes, we can go In boulevard and san diego Please buy our weed vape carts. Get them out there put them in your lungs. Give them to your children. Give them to the children Don't give them to the children. You can't even legally entertain that idea. Please don't give them to the children 21 years or older old speaking of giving weed to children last prisoner project We've been working with them very close. They don't give weed to the children. No, they're actually a fantastic group We love them. Um, they are we're trying to get these last people that are in jail for weed We're trying to get them out of fucking jail because they don't belong there

And we're working to look them up We are going to be working very closely with them more and more over the next year Absolutely had a chance to go to an event with the last prisoner project this past week. Uh, everyone was absolutely fantastic I met some great people and uh, it is important to humanize and put a face on uh on the detention of innocent American citizens who deserve to be treated with respect All right, so we will be working with LPP in the future and we and we're working with them now Absolutely, absolutely can't wait and we'll have some interviews on abling and stop that as well So we'll get into the nitty gritty of the nightmare that is the criminal justice system in this country and uh, yeah

Everything else. Uh, thank you all so much for supporting us. Can we announce? When can we announce that we're gonna do shows? I don't know very soon. We're gonna be doing a show So many fucking shows uh this fall uh in late summer around america We're gonna be good. We can't we can't announce that just exactly which cities we're coming to but we're in a gigantic fucking tour We're gonna be starting back doing shows in fucking august and we're gonna be going on tour for the rest of our fucking life So we'll be coming to a town near you sometime in the next year So excited. We can't wait and of course we will see you in colorata At their red rocks. All right everyone. Thanks so much for listening. Hope you're doing well out there and stay and save

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