Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 47: Origins of the Pyramids

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

The origins of the pyramids are revealed! Join us as we explore different theories as to how these impossible structures will built, plus secrets of the Curse of King Tut's tomb are explored in depth. Surprisingly, it involves a canary.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left I'm like way way way way way way way organic And that's what that is this thing recording. Yeah our voices right now. Yeah, very good Oh, yes, good key key element to a podcast. All right, that's Marcus and then I'm Ben kissal And then there's that spike TV's Henry Zabrowski get your tits out bitches. Yeah, I like spike TV for jizz I like spike TV a lot. That's a that's a great intro watch two cops chain together by the balls Try and enact justice in the streets of New Orleans. They still they still managed to arrest the black guy Which is always they always do their racism prevailed over their nut clamps

It's a good show though absolutely Well speaking of good shows, I'll tell you Henry was watching a very powerful program today all about the pyramids and You figure it out. Why? Origins of the pyramids. Yeah, where'd they come from? I thought it was just slavery and things like that is no one knows That's good. Thank you for listening the last podcast on the left. That's it the pyramids There are none no one knows I was there are some theories out there There's a bunch of theories. Okay, um again as I think I've even mentioned in this podcast several times I have been struggling to get through David Ike's the biggest idea for

Quite some time now and I got to this great little passage So just in case you don't let's just do that sound I got some allergies Can we edit that in like every four seconds? What is happening with you? I am so full stuffed up. Mm-hmm. I have allergies. All right. I'm drinking this rocket fuel I know you're you're you are living a real dream life right now punch you in the mouth Don't I got bed a drill in my system. You spent all last night eating cake. Yeah, I did but that was for a movie Yeah, that's fine. That's from one of them cake pornos. Oh, yeah, I mean We don't second. Yeah, don't actually swallow it Henry. Oh, no, no, I don't I gotta swallow it

I'm an act it is true. I was eating cake for a scene. Yeah, I think that's good. That's fine. Um, I don't see it but I was Got through this Through another section of David Ike's book and he was saying so Okay, when the reptilians came I do think that's that's his inner monologue when he types so Okay The book is so impossible to read because he's constantly backtracking and constantly saying that he is not insane and

Stop judging him right again like you're in the room with him as he's writing the book telltale sign of a man That's insane. Who's got to stop writing a book or who's just trying to fill space, right? The weird thing in the book also no commas none. No, come on. Let's let it all hang out running out there And he was big letters. It's big type. Oh nice a 24 font. That's great. Yes But basically he said it's good for the elderly people to read this So then they get sent to a home because people think they're psychotic and they're like now I'm just reading a big printed book by David Ike now. Let's um, let's presuppose. Okay, right interesting Many many many eons ago approximately 11,000 years ago

Okay, earth was closer to the Sun than it is today Mars was where we are now, right and Mars was inhabited by a very advanced race of White aliens. Oh, right in the Phoenicians or Aryans now This is from David Ike's a very close researcher friend of his who's really like what do you what do you say? He was like he keeps his earth to his feet feet to the earth, you know, I mean is the guy's really like jump He never jumps. No, no, no, no, no This is like he was saying this is a guy who was like the NASA scientists will have reject his rejected his findings Because they're seriously again. They're like they've basically he said they've already printed the history books

So they can't go back and re-print all these history books. That's true. Yeah, no, they can't do that Yeah, he was saying books have been printed. Yeah, yeah, I've been printed. This is a David Ike joke. Yes. Yeah So, um Nibiru shows up into our solar system housing our reptilian creators great Jupiter Crashes into Nibiru, right? Hmm. The ensuing collision creates. What is now Venus? Venus come shooting through Does a loop-de-loop around Mars and then a loop-de-loop around earth? It's like the magic planet theory. Yes, next thing

You know Kennedy's dead Hello back and to the left back Into the left back Into the left and then that's right. Basically with that, how I make love. Oh, all right Rubu and The idea is that like that destroyed a life on Mars But during that time the advanced collection of white people there knew to to escape via spaceship and come to earth and Subjugate all of the Browns that were living on earth at the time

And that's what they said is that that on that all primeval life on earth was probably black people and then earth people came from Mars and Took over them and made the made the pyramids and stuff I've got an order for the Italians to find them again white people have been white people have been gentrifying neighborhoods for 11,000 11,000 BC The earth was the original Williamsburg for since then yeah, right dropping off our lands and magazines Right, unlike yeah, and and Crocs Crocs came from Mars. Yeah, Crocs came from Mars for sure What are the worst white inventions of all time all of that straight is not out of the brown people that were just here

Living peacefully loving loving each other titties all hanging up rubbing themselves in the dirt. Absolutely don't need a boss. I'm With you white people invented jobs. They invented they need to go to a job before no I was like in the mangos get the mangos out there with the alligators That's what all the black people sounded like on earth 11,000 BC really walk a shot. Oh Oh, don't you take my coconut for me really? I know the Mars came and we're like get the job browner Get to job racially insensitive 11,000 BC no, I know

Susan B. Anthony wasn't around yet. That's right. That's you know Martin Luther King was yet to be a thought. Yep That's true. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. So the way I was just like the pyramids, right? I sort of thinking about the pyramids from there, and I watch this great documentary Revelations of the pyramids okay revelations of the pyramids and what are some of the revelations of the pyramids there are none It's many many amazing things about the pyramids that are like and it always just like and why did it happen and they never answer Clip pyramids were it's just I mean, of course number one So it's always like why did it happen when you're watching on TV and why did it happen? And then it just I'm Greg with missile thing

This is messel theme you messel themiola messel themia messel themia either way Greg is messel themia. Oh, whatever He always has always like it's a hard word mezzo fill me own. This is a problem. We're too busy worrying about mess of filimomia I'm not worrying about the god damn pyramids came from a bigger issue. That's for goddamn sure Who cares if a man had a shitty job working with asbestos for 50 years talking about the goddamn pyramids here people pyramids were Impossible to build okay number one, which is just true. It's made out of two million Two million rocks. They're as heavy as cars, right? They say that it was built over 20 years This is where scientists because they believe it was built for a tomb for this one specific Pharaoh, right? Do we know who that Pharaoh is?

I believe it was King Ralph I'm not really sure. Well, it would have to be a large dwelling then for him to sleep and he was a heavy-set guy Yeah, he was buried with corn nuts. I've never seen anything quite like this. It's very bizarre but So 20 years pants basically what they say is like what that means is It was more to delineate with the purpose of the um, I'm so fucked up right now in this whole I've never seen a man eat a full meal without actually having any food You're eating a lot of oysters over there. I'm not doing well. It's gross

Okay, so we got King Ralph Baron in a pyramid 20 years and what they just they're just saying Well, what originally the idea was that this was built to be a tomb and that would mean that it would have to be built over 20 years in Ordered in terms of like when the talk of the pyramids construction started and when it would have to have been built for which is for the Specific Pharaoh's death. So but the thing is is that in order for that to happen the two million blocks means it was that like That one of those blocks would need to have been carved Moved and placed every two minutes for 20 years So that's what would have that's utterly impossible. Okay, right? I'm just like it and they're like well

We don't know how it happens because they were like did a couple other examples where it's like they Refilled this Egyptian quarry and it took them five years It was half the size of the pyramids and it was doing dump trucks filled with rocks every like 12 minutes Right, it took them five years to like just fill this like one core and they're just like this insane This is impossible. There's no way they did this and then people didn't have a lot to do back then You know, you know, and there's a lot in you know And the other thing is like what they made the pyramids with was a fucking metal stick And in a in a rock. It's all you need. That's all it was. It's literally all it was and will they kept great stuff

And then it's just like yeah It was a metal copper wedge and a rock and it did the whole thing with it hard-working people It's very hard-working people. You know like how when you get like a Mexican crew to sort of like build your kitchen or your bathroom Oh, and you know the five minutes that they work per hour. It's that level of working Think it up for you really get it done for you with a fervor That's right. Um, that's right, and there's a there's like lots of so again It points magnetically north within five centimeters. It's the only like it's the only man-made Building that is known to do that so accurately

They also are saying that you look at the base of this pyramid and when you divide the length by the height and all this stuff It makes pie, right? And it was built to the gold ratio So both of these things both of these things did not exist until like the Greeks And there's like like a hundreds of years later like these concepts didn't exist thousands. It's ludicrous It didn't happen and then they have the tunnels inside of the pyramids are these perfectly straight Diagonal tubes right that are like how do they they don't know how they do it? How they do it now they do it and that's all the and then again it was a Brian Cox. It was like and no Did this come about that's right Machu Picchu and it goes

It's like no, no, no, you just say you have the question It's rhetorical my friend But it's just absolutely fascinating so I love it It's like with the purpose of it may you can extend the timeline of how the pyramids were built Depending on if it was not a tomb or not, and if it wasn't a tomb what the fuck was it? Was it a rumpus room? Maybe a Bunga Bunga room something like that. Yeah, get all the babes in there slapping butts having good times with big drinks I would love a Bunga Bunga room in a pyramid. Absolutely. So why do we're sliding down all the walls and everything? Yeah, that's gonna be the major issue. Everyone's peeing and puking everywhere

The so after the pyramids are built they take like 20 years then they they have to kill the pharaoh and pop them in there, right? Yeah, so you but I don't kill the pharaoh. They don't that. No, I feel like they probably have to though Yeah, this point. It's like it's done now the buildings done. He's like, could you a little bit slower? I'm absolutely fine. He's like it's done. We did it fast. We did it super fast You know and then they have to kill him and throw him in there It's like take your time boys. So many slaves have to be working for so long And so hard that they wouldn't even be able to make up songs In order to work and sing well, maybe that's really techno came from very fast songs. Yeah

That's my Egyptian music that get me moving some rocks Which I think is the also the only song that existed in Egypt in times. Yeah, actually I heard that they may have found on one of the higher glyphs if you plant it to Music, yeah, they discovered that it actually plays this song. Let's give that a listen That's pretty amazing I had no idea banana Ramo was around then. It's not banana Ramo. No, it's not. No, no, it's ace of base No, it's not. It's Julie in the shakes. No, it's the bangles Bangles. Yeah. Oh my god. What an idiot thought it was banana Ramo

It seems more like work like a dog like an Egyptian. Yeah. Yeah So all right, so the next thing they're finding is that You know besides the break up they also finding that like there are these natural indentations that they first thought was a part of when there was originally a limestone covering on the pyramids that had fallen off and made This the pyramids are not four sides. It's eight sides and those eight sides on each side slightly inclined Okay, the showings that on the equinox There a shadow is created in which you can actually see the line in the wall Oh, right and that exists in cathedrals all across the world, right?

And the idea is like was it's just a giant clock because that what this is for right? It's a bit of elaborate for a clock. Get a watch here. There's a lot of big projects back. Yeah And that was out this there a stimulus package. Yeah, so they made a pyramid to get a shadow It's like the a lot. It's like the evolution of mammals You know how sloths used to be like 16 feet high and now they're about four feet high same thing with clocks Okay, they used to be pyramids and now they're now they're on my wrist Yeah, the eye pyramid just a slightly less Get almost six months of time on my fucking pyramid. It's only took me all of my grandsons and granddaughters

To make it Carry it with you kind of But then this this great documentary was like talking about these other sites right like a Machu Picchu same thing you have these Pyramids that were built in the same way the other way that they were built was really interesting was Originally, they thought that they were built out of like pieces that were made to save from a core It's all these like interlocking broken rocks, right? But when then they when you look at a lot of rocks though, do be I mean, they're like, what are we gonna do with all these rocks? Yeah, never mind. It was also like 500 miles away where they got the rocks from

Which is just the most difficult thing to do They traveled 500 miles to get the rocks and then bring them all the way back and then make the pyramids out of Yeah, it's like when I go to Burger King to get this croissant, which you're not gonna go to McDonald's they get their hash browns You know I mean, yeah, but you're just trying to make it perfect for you, right? But when it comes down to it just get the Burger King hash browns while you're there That's right. Just get the rocks to where you're fucking there is rocks on your feet It's like I was talking about on top at yesterday. It's Middle East is rocks everywhere rocks are everywhere Well, it's technically northern Africa, but still we're all right. I guess everywhere

I'm guessing they had to go 500 miles to the Middle East to get the rocks there to get those primo Middle Eastern rocks Yeah, poor guys in the Middle East are like where the fuck of all of our rocks. That's why they call it. He called it. He rock I I love it Hong Kong Henry Zabrowski here all weekend on fire. Yeah, put him out. Put him out We got to edit that one out that one is absolutely disgusting. I can't focus over here How am I supposed to work with this guy Marcus? You're the goddamn programming director here get him out of the room I can't get him out of the room. He has all the information God damn it Henry You would have done your research. It's not information. None of this is real. Oh, it's information. It is information

I am sorry. I mean, I got mummy information, but we'll get to the mummy stuff soon Soon as we got this soon as he's done Squirting all over the microphone. I'm not doing well. No, you're doing good. You look good Well, they find so there's like pyramids and stuff like that all over the guy of life, right? Well, no, but so the instant these interlocking pieces, right? They are they are so tightly laid on each other Which is also insane the fact that like they had get such a straight cut for musical metal stick and a rock, right, right? They fit together really tight. They said enough so it's like you can't even fit a razor blade between it And what I like about the documentary too is that it's all Europeans and so they all seem more serious, right?

It's you don't have the Seucalus there with this fucking giant hair and a fucking orange shirt ongoing. It's aliens, dude. It's a thing It's about the people that are watching things. They don't really know what the thing is on the thing No, all these people are they all look genuinely baffled. They're all just like The fact that it's built this way and these these coincidences run together It's like this mathematician was like sitting there with his head in hands going like it's it's zero It makes no sense the fact that this all this could happen randomly doesn't make any sense It's like the volume being the the golden ratios nuts. He's like this is obviously chosen

they made it be like this and The interlocking pieces where they discovered weren't on accidents when you look at the other side of the wall It's the same exact mirrored pieces at what's going on the other side and basically they found out that what the by building That they made them earthquake proof and the same thing it happened in Machu Picchu and they also found wall fragments like that in on Easter Island and They also find them in China. We're thinking China their pyramids They have a series of gigantic pyramids that they keep secret. They don't allow Westerns to visit like no Researchers are not allowed to go research it and so and what they're doing now is they're covering them in soil and dirt and planting trees

On them, so no one knows that they even had here in mountains. That's like a fun I don't know why that is no one knows why that is and When you plot these things out the way that it was this was really this this really kind of blew my mind You know all the rest of was just like yeah, I get it the pyramids. How'd they do it? I don't know, you know, right? But this was like you line up Machu Picchu with Easter Island with Giza And it runs on this circle on the earth that also connects like where Abraham was born And then this hmm this small town like literally and they were saying like to like pinpoint accuracy like this small town in Pakistan where this mysterious writing tablet was found which is still indecipherable this like series of hieroglyphics that

Were found in Pakistan. They were also found in Fragments in Machu Picchu, and then it also runs over the Chinese pyramids So they just like went to Pakistan like what is this a Kindle nook? Is this a nook? This is like this is from the fucking age of the pyramid. What is this? What is this? This is retarded. Oh, I left that here last week. Oh, thanks for bringing it. Yeah, keep it. Oh my nooks all dirty No, I'm sorry. I just shoved it inside this pyramid for safekeeping I'm sorry y'all. Sorry Pakistan y'all. You want some collard greens? What is Paula Dean doing in Pakistan?

She left her fucking nook there. Get her out of there. Oh, I was reading Oprah's biography. Thank you Pakistan Oh my god. It's a butter pie. You take about 12 sticks of butter and you put it in a pie crust and you make yourself a butter pie. Mmm. That's good. I got diabetes. I'm Greg with mesothemialin. Now on Spike TV, how many tits can the pyramids hold? Try the jizz slide. Spike TV pyramid facts. How many cool dudes could lift the pyramids? Fuckin' too many, bro. Oh, Jersey Shore. Spike TV. Oh, I love Spike's advertisers. Just like please guys, please watch us. We're gonna go to business soon. Please watch us, guys. Hey dudes, you're not gay. Spike TV is gay. Gay for a cock.

Spike TV comes out for itself. We're here at Spike TV. It's a bizarre market. We're gay. We're all gay. Every dude that's a hot dude on this show is a hot dude for us to masturbate to. I'm so proud that Spike came out of the closet. Bravo, Spike. And again, they're like, why is it in this giant circle? This perfectly, like, well-designed circle all around the earth. Was there anything else? They don't know. Do they not? They do not know. But they have a strong idea that may be, and they only hit it towards the very end. Could be aliens? Could be what? I didn't say it out loud. Oh, okay. You just thought that? It could be aliens. Aliens? It could maybe be aliens who made them. I like that idea. Or taught them how to make them. The same thing also, they also go into the NASA channels, like all the things in South America, where you see the monkeys from space and shit like that, where they carve it in the rocks. And you have the two types of archaeologists there, and there's one time archaeologists who's like, and they use it for paths. They walked and they walked on it. I don't know. And the other one's just like, they see them from space. Do the aliens know we have monkeys? Who's in the shape of a monkey? It's like the shape of a spider. And they're like, they make, they make the big spiders so that the aliens are afraid to come.

And they're just like, no, no, no, no, it's a fucking running track. They're running around the fucking spider. I love it. What? What are you talking about? None of you know. None of you know why it's there. It doesn't sound like it, but it definitely sounds like a couple of guys are going through a divorce. But you were saying also. I'll tell you why there's fucking, I'll tell you why there's not this line. It's because they're whiskey. No. It's because Debbie doesn't love me anymore. Debbie doesn't love you anymore because you were very abusive and you drank too much vodka. What with the, you were saying something with the North Pole? She doesn't know why there's no lines for me. No, I, no. I told Debbie, you tell me why there's sky down South American nozzle lines for me. Oh, they have your ass. And she cried and cried. I think she's going to come back to you, man. Just don't even worry about it. I'm a archaeologist from France. Well, you're so drunk you've lost your accent. It's remarkable. Oh, boozy boo. I'm like croissants all the live long day. But you were saying too, if they had all of these places, if there was a North Pole. If they made it in Equator in the North Pole, they put it, like they generated a North Pole for that Equator and they found that all those places are equidistant from each other. Which that is a really bizarre coincidence. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why is it there? They don't know. You know, it's probably in the ocean. Atlantis. Well, I almost suggested that we do an Atlantis episode.

Well, we got to do one soon because I watched a pretty awesome episode of Ancient Aliens on Atlantis the other day. Yeah. Aliens did it. Well, technically, gods did it, but the gods were aliens. It was also called the Golden Era, the time before Egyptians and stuff where there was incredible white people doing amazing things in a sea resort called Atlantis. Yeah. That was our time. Yeah. Our time then. Down there, it's our time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Back then, we hit lasers. We were killing it. Yeah, we were doing great. We had spaceships. Then we got cocky. Yeah. Yeah, and that's when Poseidon came. The thing is that we let these brown people start playing sports against us. Ruin their confidence. That conversations happen more than once in the Romney household. That's why we don't let them play cricket or lacrosse. We can only play the expensive sports. Speaking of pyramids and shit. I can't run in these wooden shoes. Hey, I made these new shoes out of rubber and I'm just better at basketball than you. Get out of here, brown. I'm going to sink this whole fucking island. The Atlanteans versus the Zulus. Yeah, they just pull the plug on Atlantis and it just sinks under the ocean. I'll never let this lose. I'd rather drown. It's all over a game of basketball. We beat the white people finally. Yes, and they'll never come back again. What's that? Oh my God, there's a spaceship for more. Hello, brown people. No! God damn it. I'm Greg with mesothemialma. It doesn't matter. Mesothemialma. That's right. So we got the pyramids and then of course inside the pyramids are the little thing called mummies.

Mummies. Mummies, please. Mummies, please stroke me. Well, first of all, let me take you. Mummies, please stroke me. Milk, my cock. And you know, the three suges. Wait, I'll get to that later. You know how we should get over to your mummy facts? We should walk like an Egyptian. Banana rama. God, I love that group. It's the bangles or the jangles. Which one's got the fat chick in it? All of them. Is that the one with Wilson Phillips? Yeah, I was going to say Wilson Phillips. Oh God. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye.ado. Do it in your you can go to home for one more day. Go down. I'm the fat chick. She just Karnie was inspired when she opened up the fridge and she saw she saw the cake and she's like I want the cake When she can hold on for one more day for a flan to set. Oh Karnie Wilson is fat. She's fat again, and I love her for always gonna be fat. Well, let's go through the embalming process Yeah, mommy one of the embalmers men's makes a cut on the left side of the body and removes the internal organs Absolutely for they are the first in the body to decompose

The liver lungs stomach and intestines are washed and packed in natron, which is a salt-like substance And is what Lindsay Lohan's doing in order to elongate her acting career And that dries them out the heart is not taken out of the body because it is the center of intelligence and feeling wrong and the man And the man will need it in the afterlife a long hook is then used to smash the brain and pull it through his nose I do and I do believe that the Dahmer also actually did do that Yeah, he believed in that and that he tried to do that. No Dahmer thought Dahmer didn't think Yeah, he would drill them in the head and put like orange juice in there and just be like I'm gonna make them healthy I'm a mosa. Yes. Oh, that would be fun if we go over to Dahmer's house

Just like four heads on the table and he just like fills them up with wonderful champagne and no chain drink up boys It's brunch. Mmm. I like it The body is now covered and stuffed with natron, which will dry it out all of the fluids and rags from the embalming process Will be saved and buried along with the body Okay, after 40 days the body is washed again with water from from the Nile then it is covered with oils to help the skin Stay elastic the Dehydrated internal organs are wrapped in linen and returned to the body. How long and at what temperature do you put it in the oven? The body is stuffed with dry materials such as sawdust leaves and linen so that it looks lifelike

Oh, finally, the body is covered again with good smelling oils and is then wrapped in linen Making it a mummy mom a good-smelling mummy Very tasty like share and then thousands of years later. I Can't believe that they actually worked them the fact the mummification actually worked Oh, yeah, right kind of crazy. He's sort of doing with apples Ah, you always experiment first with apples. Yep. I never heard that. I've heard that about Madison and then thousands of years later

Lord Carnarvon Carnarvon, I am Lord Carnarvon And I order you money out from your tomb Okay, Lord sick these white people Lord Carnarvon here Lord Carnarvon financed an expedition that was led by Dr. Howard Carter to unearth King Tutankhamen's tomb Exciting oh very exciting indeed and On the entrance to the tomb was inscribed the words They who enter this sacred tomb

Shall swift be visited by wings of death That's fucking cool, man. You gotta go in mummy's coming foe. Yeah mummies with wings Well, the only thing you need with mummies is have a lighter on you because they are highly flammable extremely flammable But it turns out wow that was a lie the press invented it Yeah, that's bullshit that but what it actually said it is I Hey, hey, hey, there's a mummy in here. Hey, hey, come and blow the mummy blow the mummy for five dollars You can blow the mummy touch the mummy cock five dollars It said it is I who hinder the sand from choking the secret chamber. I am for the protector of the deceased and

Then the newspaper added and I will kill all those who cross this threshold Into the sacred precincts of the royal king who lives forever The newspaper did a good job. Can we be a good reporter did a great job But where the story of the curse comes from is There on the day that Howard Carter broke into the tomb. When does Brendan Frazier come into the On the day that Howard Carter broke into is the tomb his canary was eaten by a cobra Ah classic cobra versus canary battle. I've seen that many times a canary and why is he traveling with what I imagine? It's a very fragile bird. I don't know it did not a hawk. No

Canary is a tiny little thing canary that you that's also just around. Yeah, it was his only friend Henry It was a very sad day you'll protect me from the evil spirits within and you'll protect me from that cobra I want your canary. Oh, I love your beautiful song canary. I will never sacrifice you for death. Never not once It's a mummy. It's my canary But I don't want the canary. I want your soul. That's what that mummy would see. I don't like them And talk of the mummy's curse had actually began decades earlier when People would take these mummies take them over to England in The 19th century and do strange strip teases on stage with the mummy. Yes, in which they would have sexy women

Strip the mummy down in a elaborate stage show. Oh, man. I would fucking see that in a millisecond Yeah, beating off in the corner. Who's that guy? No, I would be filming it Ah and liking it. Hmm. Interesting. Yes But really and then Lord Carnarvon Carnarvon Carnarvon Lord Carnarvon He fun to the dig he died shortly after the discovery the path to his death began in the spring of 1923 When he was bitten on the cheek by a mosquito and diagnosed with mesothelio During his morning shaving routines. He further aggravated the mosquito bite

It soon became infected and Lord Carnarvon Found himself ill. He suffered a high fever and chills a doctor was sent to examine him You don't even ask for your canary until you're going to Egypt or you're about to die So don't even act like you miss it. What? One of the staff ate it. Yes, and yeah, this is the only way white people died, which is an infected mosquito bite Yeah, it's a sad way to go. Yes dying of heat stroke Medical attention arrived too late so long and at the exact moment of his death the lights and Cairo mysteriously went out I don't know. It sounds like Cairo's got shoddy fucking electric wiring. Yeah, that still happens. That still happens to this day

I think so. Yeah That's it though. Wow. What a champion and now you two ton coming to know what was this story? I think there was also a lot to him, too But how like they think he may have been murdered and there was like a lot of story about how like he also may have been a Riri because he was king toe was a Riri. Yeah, big head big head, right? But then there's also say that that also means that he could be an alien human hybrid and that's where their society came from and why The Egyptian society began at the peak of its of its knowledge like and it never reached like from the times of the pyramids It was a downward slope and then you know the burning of the libraries and all this stuff. I'm gonna pick and choose

I'm going with Hybrid hybrid alien human hybrid not retarded alien human hybrid. That's right. Yeah, that's why he says words You can't understand it. Yeah, it's not in English. Oh, no. Is he retarded? No, that's his alien son He's actually very smart. Do you know what he's saying give that King and Oscar there you go He's a cute guy. Yeah, and one more. He's got jelly on his death mask. Why wouldn't he? And one more Mummy story. We're not really story, but mummy people the bog people of Europe The Wade bog people of Europe all with the mustaches my favorite mummies these guys are pretty fucking amazing

They're as old as the mummies But because of that they were sacrificed and or murdered For like offerings of the fertility gods They were usually said to be Let's see here Stabbed bludgeoned hanged or strangled or a combination of these methods cool and they threw him into this full combo Yeah, and they threw him into these bogs and in the conditions of these bogs

Highly acidic water low temperature and a lack of oxygen. So these people's skin appearance clothes and Internal organs are damn near perfectly preserved and this is the thousands of years old But their bones are dissolved because of the high acidic content So they're just these big jelly sacks. It sounds like the way that Michael Jackson slept That's really so it's also like the and they're all and they've all been killed in Extremely violent ways. It's like the Buddhist monks that spend all their time drinking the special tea and they slowly mummify themselves over 20 years right and they're right when they're about they think they're about to die They close themselves in these tombs, and then they're perfectly preserved. I was wrong

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Oh, so it was a punishment wasn't like you've been chosen as one of the lucky ones It could be I mean, they don't know because you know, they're were idiots Lord connarvin's great-great-great-great-grandfather I'll kill another man. I'll kill as many as I like your great-great-grandfather connarvin would not be pleased with your performance Bring me my creary They all they've also found these bog people in Florida Interesting. Yeah, 1998. They just live in Pensacola and are just living there. Yeah, exactly. I mean, they're not yeah They find him in the pool of people. Yeah, it really is. Give me a new show on TLC called the bog people

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